A Hot Dog Is a Sandwich

We Tried Subway's First Ever Value Menu

Subway is attempting a recession-era pivot with its new value menu, but the results are stale, sad, and uninspired.

Taste Testing ALL The Peanut Butters

We break down the textures, brands, and culinary uses of peanut butter to determine the ultimate pantry staple.

Ranking Celebrity In-N-Out Orders

We taste-test the In-N-Out secret menu favorites of Kim Kardashian, Zendaya, and Tana Mongeau to rank the orders.

Ketchup Vs. Mustard

Ketchup and mustard both have ancient roots, but they serve different culinary purposes as a thickener versus an accent.

All Cheese Tastes The Same

Most common grocery store cheeses are effectively identical in flavor when used in everyday cooking.

Ranking EVERY Jarred Salsa

The hosts conduct a blind taste test to determine which store-bought jarred salsa reigns supreme.

Taste Testing Weird Celebrity Sandwiches

Taste testing famous celebrity creations from the Elvis bacon-peanut-butter original to Will Farrells grapefruits nightmare.

Pro Chefs Test Viral Food TikToks

Pro chefs break down the wildest viral TikTok food trends to see which are culinary genius and which are just messy.

Ranking The Best Fast Food Fries

In this episode of A Hot Dog Is a Sandwich, hosts Josh and Nicole tackle the ultimate culinary debate by taste-testing and ranking a wide variety of fast food fries. Listeners can join the duo as they put their palates to the test, evaluating the textures, seasonings, and overall quality of the most popular potato offerings in the industry. From classic shoestring cuts to crinkle-cut favorites and everything in between, the hosts break down exactly what makes a fry stand out and which ones fall short of expectations. It is a crispy, salty, and lighthearted exploration of the fast food world that aims to finally settle the score on which establishment serves the best side dish. Whether you are a fan of thin and crispy or thick and fluffy, this episode provides a definitive guide to the best fries available.

I Slop, You Slop, We All Slop For Slop Bowls!

In this episode of A Hot Dog Is a Sandwich, hosts Josh and Nicole tackle a divisive and messy culinary trend: the Corporate Slop Bowl. Listeners can expect a lively and humorous debate as the duo defends these chaotic, mixed-up meals that often blend disparate ingredients into one convenient container. Whether you view these bowls as a modern lunchtime innovation or a culinary disaster, the hosts break down the appeal, the texture, and the sheer practicality of eating your meal from a single vessel. As they spar over the merits of this unique food format, the conversation explores whether convenience should ever come at the expense of proper presentation and culinary dignity. Tune in for a lighthearted and opinionated deep dive into the world of bowl-based eating that will leave you questioning everything you know about your office lunch.

Dunkin' vs. Starbucks

In this episode of A Hot Dog Is a Sandwich, hosts Josh and Nicole engage in a spirited debate as they pit two coffee titans, Dunkin' and Starbucks, against one another. The conversation dives deep into the identity, culture, and flavor profiles that define these massive chains. Listeners can expect a fun and analytical breakdown of the strengths and weaknesses of each brand, examining everything from their signature coffee blends to their expansive snack menus. Whether you are a loyalist to one side or a casual consumer of both, Josh and Nicole weigh in on the long-standing rivalry to determine which establishment truly reigns supreme. It is an entertaining look at the specific qualities that keep customers coming back and why these two coffee shop giants have become such an essential part of the daily caffeine ritual for millions of people.

Trying All The Rollie Tube Foods at 7-Eleven

In this episode of A Hot Dog Is a Sandwich, hosts Josh and Nicole embark on a culinary deep dive into the world of convenience store cuisine. The duo heads to 7-Eleven to conduct a comprehensive taste test of every available item found on the iconic roller grill. From classic hot dogs to mysterious taquitos and spicy sausages, no item is left unevaluated as they provide their candid reactions to the textures, flavors, and overall quality of these ubiquitous snacks. Listeners can expect a humorous and analytical breakdown of which gas station delicacies are actually worth eating and which are best left rotating under the heat lamps. It is an exploration of the late-night hunger cravings and grab-and-go culture that defines the 7-Eleven roller grill experience, proving that even the most humble convenience store fare deserves a fair review.

Reflecting on 100 Episodes of Last Meals

In this milestone episode of A Hot Dog Is a Sandwich, hosts Josh and Nicole gather to reflect on a major achievement: reaching 100 episodes of their popular Last Meals series. Throughout the conversation, the pair takes a trip down memory lane, revisiting the highlights, surprising culinary revelations, and memorable guest interactions that have defined the show since its inception. Listeners can expect an engaging retrospective that captures the essence of the podcast’s journey thus far. By analyzing the evolution of their discussions and the unique dynamics of their guest interviews, Josh and Nicole celebrate the humor and passion that keep their food-focused debates thriving. This celebratory episode offers both long-time fans and new listeners a chance to look back at the best moments of the series while getting a glimpse of what the future holds for this culinary-obsessed duo.

Nicole's Finally Back And We're Eating Chinese Food!

In this episode of A Hot Dog Is a Sandwich, the long-awaited reunion of hosts Josh and Nicole finally arrives. With Nicole back in the studio, the pair dives into a spirited culinary debate focused on the fast-food world. They tackle the age-old question of whether Panda Express truly serves the definitive version of orange chicken. Listeners can expect the hosts to bring their signature blend of humor and critical analysis as they break down the flavors, textures, and cultural impact of this popular chain staple. Whether you are a dedicated fan of mall-court Chinese food or a skeptic of the fast-casual experience, this episode offers a fun, lighthearted look at a beloved comfort dish and settles the debate on where it stands in the food hierarchy.

Ranking Mormon Soda Hacks With Emily Fleming

In this episode of A Hot Dog Is a Sandwich, host Josh is joined by comedian and writer Emily Fleming for a sugary and spirited deep dive into the world of Mormon soda shops. The duo explores the unique cultural phenomenon of "dirty sodas"—a trendy Utah-based staple that involves mixing various sodas with flavored syrups, creams, and purees to create elaborate, over-the-top beverages. As they sample a wide range of these creative concoctions, they put their taste buds to the test to objectively rank the best and worst combinations. Listeners can expect a fun, lighthearted debate as the pair evaluates everything from classic pairings to the most daring experimental flavors. It is a sugary journey that unpacks what makes these customized drinks a massive sensation while determining which sodas actually deserve the hype.

Ranking Trader Joe’s Frozen Snacks

In this episode of A Hot Dog Is a Sandwich, host Josh is joined by Mythical Crew member Annaliese Kassebaum for a deep dive into the world of freezer aisles. The duo embarks on a culinary adventure as they taste-test and rank an array of popular frozen snacks from Trader Joe’s. Listeners can expect a lively and opinionated discussion as they evaluate the texture, flavor, and overall quality of these convenient treats. Whether you are a dedicated shopper at the grocery chain or simply a fan of quick frozen meals, this episode offers helpful insights and entertaining banter that will help you decide which items are worth keeping in your freezer. Tune in to hear which snacks earn the top spots and which ones fall short in this definitive ranking session.

Ranking The Best Fast Food Value Items ft. Emily Fleming

In this episode of A Hot Dog Is a Sandwich, host Josh is joined by comedian and writer Emily Fleming for a deep dive into the world of fast-food economics. The duo tackles the increasingly pressing question of why fast food prices have surged, specifically focusing on the shrinking concept of the value menu. Together, they embark on a comprehensive ranking of budget-friendly offerings from industry giants McDonald’s, Taco Bell, and Jack in the Box. Listeners can expect a lively debate as the hosts evaluate which items still provide genuine bang for your buck and which have lost their appeal. Through humor and critical analysis, Josh and Emily dissect the state of affordable dining, helping food enthusiasts navigate the current fast-food landscape to find the best deals remaining on the menu.

Our Most Challenging Last Meal Yet

In this episode of A Hot Dog Is a Sandwich, host Josh is joined by Mythical Kitcheneer Lily Burrola for a deep dive into the recent Last Meals appearance by singer-songwriter Noah Kahan. The pair breaks down the fascinating food choices presented in Kahan’s final meal selection, analyzing his culinary preferences and the significance behind his curated menu. Listeners can expect a lively conversation that explores the intersection of personality and food, as Josh and Lily dissect why certain dishes carry such emotional or nostalgic weight. By examining the choices made in the original interview, the hosts provide fresh insights and commentary on what someone’s ideal final feast reveals about their identity. It is an engaging exploration for anyone who loves pop culture, music, and the universal experience of bonding over a good meal.

Taste Testing Doritos Naked

In this episode of A Hot Dog Is a Sandwich, host Josh is joined by Mythical Crew member Chase for a unique culinary experiment. The pair puts their palates to the test by taste testing Doritos in their naked, unseasoned form. To ensure an unbiased assessment of the chip base itself, they take on the challenge blindfolded. Listeners can expect a fun, inquisitive deep dive into the texture and flavor profile of the iconic snack without its signature dusting. The hosts analyze the snacking experience, debating whether the chip holds its own without the bold seasonings fans have come to love. It is a lighthearted exploration of snack chemistry that strips back the flavor to reveal exactly what lies beneath, offering a fresh perspective on one of the most recognizable convenience foods on the market.

Testing The Most Viral Food TikToks

In this episode of A Hot Dog Is a Sandwich, Josh is joined by Mythical Crew member KG to put some of the internet's most buzzed-about food trends to the test. The duo dives deep into the world of viral TikTok recipes to determine if these social media sensations actually deliver on taste or if they are merely aesthetic successes. Throughout the episode, they cook up and critique several popular dishes, including the much-discussed cheese-stuffed sweet potato, the trendy soup dumpling onion cups, the Costco chicken rice hack, and the unique preparation of smoked tinned fish. Listeners can expect an honest and entertaining assessment of whether these viral food hacks are truly worth the effort in the kitchen or if they should remain confined to a screen. It is a lighthearted deep dive into the intersection of viral internet culture and culinary reality.