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Armstrong and Texas and up he Surely I'm not expected to talk about this for five months. Live from Studio C. A dimly lit room deeper than the bowels of the Armstrong and Getty Communications compound. It is midweek and today we are toiling under the title of the show. Ultra processed foods are the new sitting, which was the new smoking. Or you're fired. I'm fired? Yes, you're fired. I'm fired. For God's sake, yes, now leave! I like both those headlines. That's fantastic. You know what got pushed out of the top two because we have a jungle primary of of headlines here at the Armstrong and Getty Show was uh sorry, Walmart. U Ahmazon is the new king. Amazon just passed Walmart as the biggest revenue company in the uh S P top well, however many you want . Biggest retailer in the America or the world? Uh company, period. Biggest company? Walmart was the biggest company? Walmart's not the biggest company. Your Nvidia's your Apples, your those are the biggest companies. I said that. Maybe not. Where the heck is it? It's around here somewhere. Trust me, well uh uh Amazon is very, very big and important and and heads up many lists. I would say that's m mostly amazing to me that Walmart held on till now. Um I had the same reaction, honestly. With all the uh shopping that Amazon. So I wonder I I grew up rural middle of America. I'm thinking, and I haven't lived that way in a long time. I'll bet most people like I'll bet my brothers I'll bet my brother almost never uses Amazon. If once a year maybe, as opposed to I'm several times a week. I'll have to ask him. Is that right? Well, but he hardly ever does.. Yeah Yeah. Partially because you'd get stuff a lot to it feel different. If you live in an urban area, and I don't know you know where you are listening right now, but if you live in certain areas, like I can get stuff this afternoon when I order on Amazon all the time. Pair of socks, batteries, whatever it is I need. And uh, you know, that's you you you pay a little more, it's like going to the convenience store. That's why convenience stores are more expensive because it's so convenient. But you're paying for the convenience. But if you if you gotta wait several days, you probably just go to the Walmart on the edge of whatever town you live in. Yeah. Yeah. It's funny. I'm I'm very pro ordering on Amazon. My wife resists a little bit. No, no, no. I'll just go to the store and get it. I'm like but I can't Anywho. So Amazon has taken over Walmart to claim the number one spot uh of America's biggest companies. America's buy revenue. And what's uh pretty interesting, they're very, very close at seven hundred and seventeen billion in annual revenue. Woo , uh, versus seven hundred and thirteen. Third place is way down at four hundred and forty seven billion. That's United Health Group . I would not have guessed that United Health was the number three revenue company in America. And that's paying medical bills and stuff? Essentially, yeah. Yeah. Wow. Oh man. I have had uh quite a few medical bills lately with my kids going to urgent care for various things that happen to kids. And God dang it, it's more expensive than it used to be to go to the doctor. Holy cow, along with everything else, the bills are just way bigger than they used to be. The affordability thing is absolutely the number one political issue out there. And uh nobody's speaking to the pl to the affordability issue. Yeah, I suppose you could have rhetoric around it, but what you can actually do about it, I don't know. But things what what was it I paid for yesterday? It'll pop into my head something. I was just like, holy crap, things are expensive. Um, just the way it is, I guess. Oh, I know my son needed some band-aids. So uh uh particular kind of band-aid because he was doing his swimming test last night for Boy Scouts. So he wants some waterproof band-aids for some surgery. He had blah blah blah. I go to CVS. I buy a little box of band-aids. It's $14 . In my head, it's like, in my mind, it's gonna be like four and it's fourteen. It's just everything is like that. Yeah, I'm not gonna go to the doctor. I got something going on with my index finger. It's really sore. I don't know if I did something to it or it's infected or something, but Michael, I'm just gonna grab a pair of bolt cutters out of the garage and and just take care of it myself. There you go. That only makes sense. Walk right off. You know, how many how many fingers or how many like uh uh segments of your finger do you need, all three of them I play the guitar and the pianos, or does that but Yeah, they're kind of a supporting roll finger. They're handy, but not n you know, uh necessity. Maybe it would keep me from getting married again. I might not do that just out of precaution. Not sure that's how the law works, but you do you, buddy . Um avoiding one particular topic that's leading all newscasts everywhere in America, and like I opened with, you can't make me talk about this for five more months. So, five more months, people, on the two big races in California that got so much national attention. Five more months. And that's a long time. You got your whole June, July, August, September, October, five months before you get to the first Tuesday in November. That's a long time. So I look at it like baseball season. Let's make a big deal over opening day, then kinda, you know, uh sorta kinda not really pay attention. I'll see you in uh late July. Yeah, I'm with ya. I get that. I was just w reading uh in terms of things that actually matter, like I wanna hear that ultra food uh ultra processed food story that you got. That sounds really interesting and actually important to people's lives. Right. Um the affordability thing got some economic stuff around that. And then I was just reading Neil Ferguson, the historian. We like him. Oh , I was gonna bring this up. His AI piece today about the the world is in the most d dangerous arms race in world's history and uh the people running it are uh it are not are not the people you'd want running it. So uh no. No. Most dangerous arms race in human history. Yeah. Which is almost certainly true. It is there have been some good ones. Right. Because well , because obviously we still have the atomic bombs . And the AI is another layer of uncertainty, including in the use of those bombs. Right. And then it's the added thing that nuclear weapons were not going to eliminate all college graduates having a job. Right. All of a sudden. Unleashing uh unthinkable levels of political unrest. Correct. While each country has the ability to maybe turn off the other country's lights and shut down their the energy energy grid and everything else or or launch nuclear weapons or who knew or do do who knows what Right, right. And I would argue, and I'm not trying to freak anybody out, but we've been talking about this for a long time. The nuclear arms race had a lot of like binary questions . Will the US or the Soviets use them? Will you know other countries get them? Will they use them? It's pretty yes or no-ish . And the answer is, thank God, since uh the middle nineteen forties, the answer's been no. Uh but with AI, there are a hundred different questions. And And and Donald Trump signed an executive order around AI yesterday that right during the end of our show that we talked about. We'll have to uh explain that to you again early. Um and uh I I I don't can't imagine the federal government having any role in this hardly whatsoever, since they have no idea what they're talking about. Um I I just I just don't know what what what what rules you can put in place. The people building AI don't know what it's going to do or how it works. I I can't imagine how some old Congress people uh who don't send emails are gonna wrap their heads around it. I characterize the new executive order as populist nonsense yesterday. I have uh come across nothing that shakes my uh my opinion. Interesting. Uh let's start the show officially. I'm Jack Armstrong. He's Joe Getty on this. It is Wednesday, June the third, the year 2026, we're Armstrong and Getty and we approve of this program. Let's begin officially then, according to FCC rules and ranks. Here we go at Mark. It's simple as a pimple for me. There's nothing to it. Uh it's the birthday of America, two hundred and fifty years . It's not anything to do with politics. I don't know why they're turning it into politics. I'm not even I've never voted in my life. I never do that . He's the white and the red, white, and blue, folks. Robbie Van Winkle , perhaps you know him as vanilla ice. Oh my god, that was vanilla ice. I thought it was the guy who won the Michigan primary or something. Van illa Ice. Talking about the controversy over the various 250 th birthday celebrations. Wow. I don't like the term simple as a pimple for some reason. I don't like that. I don't like a single damn thing about that half-wit. You know, we saw vanilla ice driving down the street in Key West last year. My son was so excited. He was in a convertible. Looking like vanilla ice. Looking exactly like vanilla ice. Would ex you'd expect him to look in a convertible driving down Duvall in Key in Key West . And he sounded like the kind of guy that would say what you just what we just heard there. Right. Right. Standing up for uh the red, white, and blue. Gotta like that. Uh we got Heather's headlines out in the way. So much to talk about today. Stay Armstrong and Getty . Armstrong and Getty here for hymns. There are all kinds of great weight loss approaches that fit into your world out there. 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All right, let's figure out who's reporting what. It's the lead story with Heather Myers. Heather . Back, Joe. Good morning. Let's find out how the networks are covering the news the day after the primary, starting with Fox News. Their headline reads, Trump backed Hilton surged in California gubernatorial race . USA Today. Go ahead. Oh, say USA Today covered it like this. Hilton Becer ra lead California governor's race. And here's the headline this morning from CNN. I'm going to read it exactly how you would read it if you clicked on their site. California governor's race, still too early to call semicolon. Trump endorsee suffers loss. Yeah, I was going to say they love putting Trump endorsement in the headline like that's the main factor in the whole thing. Oh my god. That was uh Steve Hilton uh wishes it hadn't happened, I have a feeling. And uh and it's been a non factor. Right. It's got nothing to do with it. But they're gonna try to make it everything to do with it for both uh Hilton and uh the mayor situation in LA, just to try to make it a Trump versus us . Don't let a MAGA candidate win . Yeah, you know, it's it's just interesting the way that they worded that because they said Trump endorse suffers loss. They're actually talking about the race in Iowa, but they're coupling that in the same headline as the governor's race because Hilton did not suffer a loss last night. Right, wow. And to try to make it about Trump again. Yeah, here we go. All right, uh from Fox Los Angeles, Spencer Pratt on track for a top two finish. Yep . Uh this one's interesting and this is developing right now. Bakersfieldnow.com two hostages released amid bomb threat at Chase Bake in Bakersfield. Wow, haven't heard that story. We'll get you details later . Yeah, that one's been going on for probably close to eighteen hours now. Guy walked into a bank with what they think are bombs strapped to him. He's still there with customers in the bank and at this point just two hostages. Was he wanting money or is it a political thing? At this point, they haven't released a ton of details on FBI's now on this. Maybe just a crazy person? Could be. Very well be. From ABC News, Iran targets U.S. forces, Kuwait airport amid ceasefire . From USA . And we will. Back to you, Heather. From USA Today, 60 Minutes correspondent Scott Pelly fired after criticizing CBS execs. Well, shock. You can't like yell at your boss on the first day and say, uh, don't you realize nobody wants you here, man, to your new boss and not get fired, even if you're Scott Pelly. What an ass hat. He is an ass hat. I can't wait to talk about that more. Most pompous man in the world . Alert listener uh Steve gets full credit for this joke with slow talking Scott Pelley fired. Perhaps they can now make the show 30 minutes. Pick up the pace . Um from NBC News this morning, Supreme Court allows Alabama to use congressional math that eliminates a majority black district Jim Crow on steroids. We'll talk about that more. Oh, thanks, Uncle Joe . From Fox Los Angeles, $45 million cocaine bus uncovers massive tunn el to Mexico under supposed discount store. Yeah, I uh was uh really got into that store yesterday. There was a there was a fake store. It looked just like a regular store that just nobody ever came in and out of drive by and just nobody paid any attention to it. And it wasn't a real store. It had a tunnel in it and drugs were going back and forth. That was like that Vietnamese restaurant in Charlotte we used to eat at that there was never anybody in. We're like, what are they selling drugs or breeding pandas out of here or what ? Uh from CBS News this morning, flesh eating screw worm detected 25 miles from U.S. border. Oh boy. Let's uh close the border immediately. Yikes. How do you get that thing? Can I just read you the details on this thing? Sure, sure. Please do. The New World Screwworm is a parasitic fly that feeds on warmod-edblo animals and people. It lays its eggs in open wounds or orifices like the eyes, ears, nose, or mouth, which can then eat living tissue or flesh once they hatch. I do not have any open wounds, but I do have orophy. Hmm. Keep 'em closed. Tightly closed . From ABC News, Uber releases list of strangest lost and found items, dentures, butterflies, dishwasher . Dishwasher . Uh where am I where where am I dancers? Do I live in the back seat? Where are they? The list goes on. Breast milk, a child's prosthetic eye, two wedding gowns, live fish. Mommy, where's my eye? Oh I left it in the backseat of the Uber. With my live fish. Damn it. I remember losing my retainer a lot as a kid. I wonder if that's the same thing if you have a prosthetic eye as a child and just leave it in random places . I lost my glasses so many times in high school. My parents just said you're gonna squint. Yeah. We can't afford any more glasses. Walk into things. That's your problem. From BuzzFeed, people are having an absolute meltdown over Sesame Street's pride message. Yeah. Oh, I don't know about this. Getting lots of attention. Yeah, we'll have to play that for you . And finally, this morning from the Babylon B, Trump shocked to learn genocidal jihadists often don't negotiate in good faith. Yeah. That's good. That's that's a question for history. Is he caught on unaware of this whole situation? Like is he unaware that he's dealing with nihilists who want to die? And it's not like most real estate developers who don't want to die. I would hope Marco is in his ear making that infinitely clear to him. Yeah. Thank you, Heather. Good stuff. And uh we got a lot more on the way on a whole bunch of those topics. If you miss the segment , Armstrong and Getty on demand. There's some interesting stuff to talk about today that's not the election. 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So go to pinkcherry.com and use promo code Chelsea to save up to 80% off site wide. Because life is hard. Feeling good shouldn't be pinkcherry.com because everyone deserves pleasure. Well, obviously, got one in five more months of me exposing all the failures of our mayor. So it's gonna be a fun ride. I hope she's ready. Are you ready? I mean I was born for this clearly. I'm gonna prove to everybody this is this is for real and I'm ready to run the city. Spencer Pratt, I was born for this . I love the disco music robbing in the background. big uh what a celebration party at their campaign headquarters as he's trying to become the mayor of Los Angeles. I don't have a lot of stomach for the big polit ic political races today, personally.ersonally, P part of it might be from watching uh our old friend David Drucker on MSNBC this morning. David Drucker, who used to write for the Washington Examiner, now works for the dispatch. Every once in a while he's on MSNBC. And we uh we like David, super smart guy, but showbiz not his thing. Uh he's like just a just a facts ma'am, just the facts and uh and often takes the air out of the room. But anyway they're building up the whole Steve Hilton, you know, is is gonna make the the top two for governor in California and Pratt and this and that, and what does it mean and Trump and blah blah blah. And he said, uh, you just look at the numbers, it's pretty simple. Both the Democrats are gonna run away with it in the generals. So uh and I thought, you know what, you're probably right. So I'm not sure there's that much more to talk about. Well, wow, yeah. It'd be really, really to overcome just the demographics of what things are. LA is seven points more blue than the state, which is quite blue. Wow. Wow. Wow. Although you made the point yesterday, uh perhaps you've forgotten your own w isdom, that uh often it takes a few cycles before uh the electorate says, you know, that guy wasn't so bad and he was right about this, that, and the other, and they they drift from hard core D voter no matter how bad it gets to uh to being willing to make another choice. So I think a great deal of absolutely terrific messaging is gonna take place during the campaign. And whether Steve Hilton, for instance, triumphs or not, uh there's gonna be a lot of truth telling, and and I think that's a good thing. Over the next five months. Our elections are too long, people. Well, the other thing that's worth mentioning if you're talking about those big California races is that the uh uh absolutely laughable, ridiculous third world y California voting system that is the I mean uh old man Maduro wishes he'd come up with a system that ridiculous. Uh i it takes weeks. Weeks to count the ballots to know who won in a close race. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was following some of the well, yeah. Nate Silver, the great pollster saying it's an embarrassment to democracy worldwide that California, the home of, you know, the highest tech everything in the world, is the worst in the world in terms of getting How embarrassed. Can harvest up plenty of votes, voted for by whom? I don't know. We'll check the signatures allegedly maybe a little bit. I don't know. It's uh it's corrupt and unwiel dy and and embarrassing. Let me do a quick tease before I tell you a story to keep you around. I just got a Oh that you want to know away, not keep them around. You need to know. I gotta pay off the ultra processed food thing too. So I went to vote in person yesterday in California. I hadn't voted in person in years. Jeez, long time, maybe twenty years. And um I went to a uh r aandom polling place. It happened to be the junior high not far from where I live. And uh walked in there in late afternoon. Wasn't very busy. Kinda followed a uh woman into the parking lot 'cause I didn't exactly where I was going, young woman in a nice car. Looked to be about She got in line in front of me and uh I thought, well, this is gonna be fast. Turned out not to be fast because they had one person checking people in. Said, uh, do you have a ballot with you? And she said no. And um, okay, well let me look up your uh name and address. So uh if you could give me your name, she did, and your address. She said, I don't know my address. And um boy. And this is a well-dressed, I don't know if she's in college, probably in college in the town I live in, probably like close to graduating or graduate student. Um uh I don't know my address. Uh and the polling worker just looked at her kinda like, what do I say to someone who says I don't know my address? Um Wow. You're supposed to teach your six year old that so they can tell the police if they get lost.. Yeah, I know And I thought to myself, I don't know if there's ever been a moment in my life since I was six, roughly, that I didn't know my address. But so the polling worker said, um, how about a previous address? What was your previous? Because you could have, if you'd just moved, possibly not remember your new address. Maybe. But you'd think you'd remember your previous address. She said, I don't know that either. So you don't know where you live now or where you lived before now. That is like start with your first name and build from there. Do you know that? Do you know where you are? Do you know why you're here? Um and I just thought that was so funny. And then the poll worker says um it starts with an A . Because she's got it on the iPad in front of her. You know, hoping that the the voter will give you know it'll spark something in her memory and she says, Oh yeah, I know what street I live on, so that she can confirm it's actually the human being that she says she is. Because they will not ask for an ID. That is absolutely off the table asking for an ID. Obviously if you asked for a driver's license, you know what would have on there? The freaking address. And it would eighty percent of Americans say that would be perfectly fine. In fact, it should be required. Including Democrats. Including Democrats. So if you just uh got out your driver's license, I know you got one. I saw you drive in in your mom and dad's car. Um it would have a picture of you, your name, and your address, but they refuse to ask that. I heard somebody say yesterday that they tried to offer one time and everybody was like, No, no, put that back in your pocket. Like they were so horrified by the idea of anybody even having their ID out. Wow, it's like a cult. I know, it's so weird. So it starts with an A and then the girl just kind of looked at her like I I d I got nothing. And then she and then finally the poll worker just said the name of the street. Um so is that where you lived? She said it might be. And then so they just checked her in and she went and voted . She should not be voting. I don't think she was like uh you know, lying or trying to pull off anything. I think she just is a person and I thought, well, she I'm sure she's dialed in on the issues. Of course it's quite possible that she knows way more about some of these socialist issues than I do. She just doesn't know her own address. Wow. I thought that was pretty funny. Then there was a 90-year-old she should not be allowed to vote. Sorry. There's a really, really nice 90-year-old poll worker in there that was slowing everything down. He was the person you gave your ballots to after you filled them out. So you went in there, you got your ballot, you got a big magic marker, you fill out your ballot in a private little booth. You bring out and you hand it this guy. This guy was a million years old and super nice in his volunteer in his time, but just so slow. He'd he'd grab one ballot and it it if you're old enough, it was like Tim Conway and Carol Burnett uh sixty years ago on television. Just shuffle over really, really slow to where you put the ballot, and then he'd slide it in the hole and he'd miss a couple of times and he'd get it in there and he'd turn around for the next one and the line is getting longer. No, would you like a I voted sticker? And people would say yes and then he'd have to turn around again and shuffle over to where the stickers are. Oh my god! So the line just kept stretching and stretching and stretching. I thought that was so hilarious. Anywho, that was the voting experience yesterday. I was just blown away by somebody who doesn't know their address or or last address. Like I said, I'll give you a path. Maybe you're a college kid, you just moved, you don't know the dorm address or something. But you don't have a previous address. You know, you're either on mushrooms or you're a moron. Wow. 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I guess the photos of it and what it does are pretty disgusting. Yeah, I've seen them as horrifying. They get cattle a lot, I guess. Um this person mentions that the the the penis is a commonplace that they end up. Oh boy. Uh inside nostrils. Oh boy. So tough to pick a favorite there. Aren't you glad you stay tuned, folks? Uh well, it's something to be aware of. Watch out for. Watch out for it. Yes. How does that work exactly? Try not to let a fly f it penetrate my you know. Hey honey, will you look like will you look at this? Does this look like maggots? Does this look like I got maggots eating me? Oh no, see that's disgusting. Stop. Well I hope it doesn't start spreading around everyone. That's right. Be afraid, be very afraid. So we got a mailbag on the way. Stay right here. Armstrong and Getty . This July 4th, come celebrate at America's Block Party, hosted by America 250. America's Block Party is a can't miss 4th of July concert happening at the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum. 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