Recapping the Episode and Final Thoughts

Ah do all parents just know this and do this I think there's a lot more like me up there. I'd have to disagree, Chris, I think you are one of a kind . We really want to bring back the citizens rest. I'm obsessed with it. Even as you say it, I'm like, It's so brilliant. It's so lame . Are you happy for me to share a little bit of BTS with people about how this show gets put together, put together being quite a strong phrase. What do you mean? So we have a little meeting , just throw some ideas around, discuss some stuff that we might want to bring to the show , you slept through that this week. I did. Not that you were in the meeting and you slept through it. You slept in. Yeah . But you know what it made me think? I was just throwing stuff out there. I was like, Do you think he'll like this? Do you think this will make him laugh? And he's like, Will this please the king as he sleeps in his giant four poster bed? Will this please him I am sorry about that . All of us gathered around like maybe, this will catch his eye, but you know his attention is short. It must be sparkly. Bring the next one in. Bring the next comedian in. Fire the jester . So yeah, that's how it gets put together. Shall we talk about something that isn't a stitch up . Okay , okay, please, thank you . We have found our people, is theaking Bres. New Oh great, go on. On episode three of Bad Chat, you're very welcome to it by the way. What do you mean by found out people ? Nerds. Oh, fantastic. Okay, great. Nerds that have spotted stuff on our set, which you can watch on YouTube and on Spotify. And Apple ? They've finally caught up . That's a relief because I thought it was just gonna be cool people with like interesting hobbies and stuff. But they've they shed those episode one, which is a relief, frankly. Ooh, Yamaha D M three referring to my desk information about mixing desk information . Yeah. And it is and it's a lovely , a brilliant mixture of analog and digital. So do you mean we've found our people or we found a person that will nerd out with you. Two, at least. Is that an Amiga A twelve hundred on the shelf behind Greg? I know what you mean, it's not, though. Theig Aam being the sort of games concept the games thing from the eighties, but it's it looks like that, but it's not, it's just a it's just a big, what is it? It's a Sun Micro Systems keyboard. From nineteen eighty nine though, which is lovely little lovely, lovely bit of dirty keyboard. Listen to the this is what it oh that is like fingernails down the spine well I'm glad you've got two pals to hang out with it's not just nerds getting in contact. We were talking about wax ing last week and how you thought waxing you just got like dipped in honey and then I don't even remember hair dried and then peeled . It's the idea that you have an all in one and you just have one sheet of I think I said fly paper . Yeah, and you just whip rip it all off, but that's not how it is. It's apparently not how it is. And lots of people are equally confused by the process. Olivia says when we lived in New York City, my husband decided to embrace the American manscaping lifestyle , which I presume is a BSC . Backsack . Backsack . And booked himself a bumwax. There we go . Afterwards he came home and asked me what clothes I usually take off for waxes. It turns out the salon was just a man's apartment . He wasn't sure of the protocol and stripped completely naked except for his socks. You have to run out of there at that point, I think. Run out of there naked with just yourself . Before you get to the new detail before you get down to your final layer. Yeah, I think you have to each item of clothing you take off, you go feels a bit strange. Take your jumper off. Trousers coming down. Should I be doing this? And then by the knees, you'd go, actually, no, sorry, mate, got to go, see you later. All of my fight or flight sensors are saying, go, go, go. Almost the what to wear for the wax is not the important thing there for me. It's the fact that you went for a professional service and it was in someone's apartment. And there's definitely a better phrase than professional service, but you know what I mean? You should have known by that point is what you're saying. I just think when do you trust your instinct s and when does politeness take over? I don't think I'd have gone into the apartment. Oh really? You wouldn't have even seen what the setup was. I just think I would have needed a sign or like something on the door , official, maybe even a receptionist. It'd be nice. Just somebody else. When I was feeling sad once, my friend said, Oh, you've got to try this alternative therapy thing , which is called craniosacral, have you ever heard of it? No . Basically, I'm not going to get all the details right, but they just hold your head in the hands. I'm sure there's more to it, but it just felt like they sort of held my head in their hands. As I lay on the bed, but it was just a man's apartment again. It was just a man's flat. And what was really disconcerting was when I went for a wee in his bathroom , like his towel was just like hanging on the radiator. And he had, you know, when people don't squeeze tooth face out properly. And so they folded it up, but it still got it was all just gunked. And I was like, that gunked , that the person that did that is about to hold my head in his hands. No, there shouldn't be any information about them. I don't want to know. I don't wanna see the SanX in I don't want to see what they use. I don't want to see is it called, you know, the caffeine shampoo that all men have. I don't want to see the TGL. I don't want to see T ina. I don't want to see TGL, all that I don't wanna see any of that. I don't want to know about your insecurities. I don't want to see an open bin. Oh no, and you know what? A wet newspaper, like a crinkled newspaper. Why is that in there? I don't know what's that doing? What's made it wet? It's just I just don't want to know this is not professional. Professional outfit. That's why you do need a little you need a salon or a surgery. The thing that nearly ticked me over the edge is, you know, even when boys have cleared up from having a shave, there are little bits of hair that get trapped just on the edge of the sink or like under the kind of faucet. I was like, this is not the level of sanitary that I would like before a stranger's hands are put upon me. Anyway, I'm with you, Olivia. I'm with your husband. Oh, I've got something I want to talk to you about. Yeah . So it's if it's my if it's is it my nephew if it's my wife's nephew? I think so. Okay, yeah. My new nephew is gonna be four soon. Congratulations. He's having a joint birthday party of two of his mates from his nursery. A joint birthday party. It's actually three of them. Oh my god, it's a little gang. Little gang having their fourth birthday together. Very cute. And they've booked a guy called Mr Tiz . Okay. Mr. Tiz. Mr Tiz and Mr Tiz is a magician. He's a real guy . And I said, Oh, what do you know about Mr. Tiz? And Beta's sister was like, Oh, I don't I don't know it was booked by one of the other parents. I said, Oh well, you should what's coming coming your way. See he was coming over. Yeah, see I'll be checked. So I googled Mr Tiiz . And by the way, looks great. Looks like a really good guy, entertain ing or whatever. That's not what you wanted to find though No. And so what I did I love that you weren't googling it to be helpful. I wasn't at all. So what I decided to do was that my nephew was going, Oh, let's see. And so I quickly googled a picture of Jabber the Hut . Amazing from Star Wars from Star Horse . And showed it to him . And I went I went, this is who's coming over next week . The like the color drained from his face. I was surprised. He went That mister Tiz. Yeah, that's Mr. Tiz. That's Mr. Tiz. Mr. Tiz is coming for you . He'll be round for your birthday . And now he is terrified . He is now convinced that Jabba is gonna turn up on his doorstep. He's in an absolute look at him . What a man, what a guy. So one of the reasons I wanted to bring this up is because that's traumatizing. If Mr. Tizzy's listening, he has got the opportunity to do something absolute incredible here by dressing up his jab with the hut and knocking the door going it's somebody's birthday can he sleep? Is he terrified? He keeps asking Bella's sister about this he's going. what day is Mr. Tiz coming over again? Just so he can be sort of ready re,ady for ready, ready, to fight . Also, he thinks it's just him and his two other four year old pals against a sort of, you know, David versus Goliath. Absolutely . This is it. So he's going into nursery every day, probably sort of war gaming what to do, how to take out the heart . You take his legs and I'll throw custards in his face. And then will you tie him up with string, he's gonna have such a great time. And if Mr. Tiers doesn't want to do it, maybe I just turn up as Jabber. My question is, do you think actually just look, is there a suit and how much is that retailing or renting at? Jabba the hook costume . Whatever it is, it's worth it . Oh my god you can get a massive inflatable one Turned a quid inflatable it is sort of worse thing, isn't it? Anyway, what's been going on with you all week? Well, not unrelated four year olds lives. It's funny you say that. Oh , so do you know this thing where I'll explain the situation and you can tell me where you stand on it . I was in the car with two friends who've had a baby and I was in the back with the baby and they were I don't want to do them in. They were like bickering and I was like , I'm just gonna leave them to do me and the baby or just hang and they can be clean. And when I've been out with them before, if the baby drops its dummy on the floor like if it kind of falls out of the baby's mouth and it falls, you know, on the flo or . I've seen them pick up the dummy and suck the dummy clean and give it back to the baby . Right? Now I believe this is because I believe the science is that their germ biome is the same as the baby's is this what we're saying? Is this the science? Okay, so they're like back in the baby's mouth so that it's not picking up all the filth on the floor . Now, the friends are bickering in the front of the car. I'm in the back of the car. Please don't. The baby splits the dummy out and it drops into the foot well. And I'm a bit like, , but they're like having a fight. No . So I was like okay so I reach down into the into the filthy footwell , pick up the dummy and I'm like and the baby's sort of starting to lights get sad and so I'm like, Oh man, okay . And give it back to the baby. That is absurd that you did that. But I thought that's what you had to do as a responsible adult with a baby. No because it's not. Is it your baby? Is there any chance it's your baby? Not that I know of no. Right . No, but I think you're just cleaning it for the baby or does it matter if it's the biet. The bio bit confused. I've never heard of any of this. I've never heard of anyone sucking another baby's dummy and then putting it back in its face. So get out of the car and I quite proudly I'm like, Oh yeah, she was sort of starting to cry but like I don't worry the dummy fell out of the dummy thing. This is like later in the day and they're like you did what? I'm like oh the dummy fell out, so I did the back in the mouth. Can I just say you don't have to keep doing the noise? It's right in my ear and it's really not nice. No , I have to take this out. That's too much. These mics are very sensitive. And they were like, you don't have to do the back in the mouth. Again, it's happening . So they were actually like upset about it because they were like, can you not suck our baby's dummy and give it to the baby? And I was like, wait a second. I'm going to get God knows Eco I or whatever. I'm going to get like compiler backed up. I don't know why any of these things are because I've saved I've essentially saved your baby's life and you're looking at me funny in a national trust cafe because I'm saying that I sucked your baby's dummy, well sorry. You should be saying sorry because that is well I don't mean it . I'd do it again actually wouldn't it was really gross and gritty. Yeah, it sounds to me you're a piece of work . I am flabbergasted that you did that. I don't ever say that word. I'd never say that. It was a split second decision. I was like, They're fighting. They're probably getting a divorce. This baby's now going to be in my care. Like, I'm going to have to learn to do these things. Next thing you know, I'll be getting one of those snot shoots. Have you seen those? Well, the suckers. Yeah . That I can't bear that. The snot funnel is like just with all due respect just let the baby choke. I know that sounds harsh, but like definitely doesn't . You've really gone to the other end of the spectrum. You've over corrected now. You're sucking dummies to save the kid on one side and then there's a bogy you like leave him. He's weak. It's natural selection . Let him go. What are you gonna do? Yeah. He choking his own bogies. What am I supposed to do? Suck him out his nose? With a massive long funnel? I'm confused about those things because I've seen some that are sort of pipettes essentially. Yeah. And you just go, May I? You just go and you suck 'em out . But the other ones I've seen are like an old fashioned siphon. You know that in the old days used to get petrol out of cars? Yes. You'd put a hose in and you'd create a vacuum of the you'd create a vacuum by sucking up the petrol and when it gets to your mouth, you go and you hold the thing and the tooth and it comes out. Yeah . But people parents do that. They suck the bogy out of their kids' face. How liquid are this sucking? I really don't like bogies. Dina, you've got kids. Do you do that? You suck it out with your fat mouth. With your fat mouth? I didn't say fat . I didn't mean to say you suck it out with your fat mouth. I didn't mean to say fat mouth. I'm sorry I . said what I saw. Sorry . But it has to be fairly liquid for you to be able to suck it out . I imagine so. Oh God, I don't want to talk directly. What? And then do you swallow it Fuck off. Do all parents just know this and do this ? So sorry, you just take a big old and whatever comes comes . Okay Okay, you should be I need to go back on something here actually . What is the is there a thing about parents are able to sanitize the kids dummy with their own spit? Is that what you 're getting at? Is that what that's what I'd understood ? Is that wrong? I just don't parents don't just suddenly develop a hypoallergenic tongue . I'll give you that . Could you just walk around the kitchen just going, Oh, we haven't got any spare cups. So don't worry. The baby can use that one now. Well about a fork? They can use that one. That's not how it works. So when people say they're sterilizing bottles to give babies bottle milk. They're not just going no but you can just shove it down your trousers and all the sterilize it by doing that. What are you talking about? It's the same thing. Now you're being hyperbolic and ridiculous. You're being alarmist. I tell you you was gonna have a word on this Mum's Net Blue Man Batton down the fucking hatches . I love Mum's Net, but you're about to learn hard the way that you shouldn't mass of them. This very confident theory of yours . No, you've said it with confidence with your chest . Is not doing anything to assuage the people that are calling you the pounce up pana fry. Well that's you . Well, stop trying to get that off the ground. Look, I acted in the heat of the moment. I'm not necessarily now you've brought to my attention that there are some holes in the theory. Like I'm not standing by the science necessarily. But let me tell you, that kid is strong . That kid is fighting fit. It has to because it's dealing with so many different salivas. Okay, let's take a quick break. We need a bit of fresh air and we'll be right back with more bad chat . This week we were talking about which I think we can help the general public with. Yeah, so we said it was illegal to be on TikTok in the IC, which sadly it's not. We think it should be, but the police they're busy, you know, with the murders and the grand larcenies and things. So may be we need a category of thing that isn't you know your big crimes but is a sort of sub division which we could deal with ourselves. We could kind of go DIY on. We really want to bring back the citizens arrest. I'm obsessed with it. Even as you say it, I'm like, It's so brilliant. It's so lame . Is it even real? I was so obsessed with it at school. For lots of research on the Get Surrey website. Yes. Well, I spend a lot of time there. Okay . You can only perform a citizen's arrest if a suspect about to commit a crime or has just committed a crime or indict able offense. Aren't we all just about to commit a crime? We're all only one mistake away from a crime. An indictable offence is one that can be tried in a crown court which usually sits in front of a jury. So here's how do you know how you do it? Yeah . Tell the person you are making a citizen's arrest. Consent's important . I need an enthusiastic yes to this citizen's arrest. What I don't like about this is that there's no spec ific wording to use when making a citizens arrest. Oh no that's the only thing you want to do. You watch a crime drama and all you want to do is the bit. Yeah , isn't it? The kind of miranda rights or whatever we call it bit. You do not have to say anything in which case you know whatever it is. Kilts. And then you push the head down to get them into the police car and then off they go. Yeah . And by the way, we don't want our listeners to do the next thing, which is carry out the arrest using reasonable force. Oh my god , so basically if you don't do a citizen's arrest right, you are assaulting someone. So by doing a citizen's arrest, you could be arrested. Yeah, you could do a wrongful citizen's arrest. Yeah. So if you tried to citizens arrest me but you had no grounds to do it , I could arrest I could do a citizen's arrest on you for wrongly citizens arresting me. But if you manhandled me, I could over the top of your citizen's arrest I could. subsume your citizens' arrest and citizens arrest you. But only if you had cause and if you didn't have cause I would then re arrest you . And then where does that end? We've both just been in prison forever. By that point we've both been arrested for being insane. Yeah for kind of disrupting the peace. Then you have to call and deliver the suspect to the police immediately How is this happening? Okay, if there is one single person listening that's done this I'll be highly surprised but I,'d love to hear from you. For you, what constitutes a citizen's arrest in the bad chat universe? Okay, I think you should be able to conduct a citizen's arrest on somebody. If they ask you out on a second date while you're on the first date, face to face . I think it has to be a follow up text. I don't think you can put that on somebody there and then. Even at the end. Oh, especially at the end. That's when you're trying to get away . But if it's going well, we don't know What do you mean? You know at the end of a date if it's gone well? Well, you don't. Don't you? At the end of a first date, if it's gone well, you might okay, you might not say let's lock in the date now because that's a bit a bit square of you, but you might make a suggestion of the next day. No, I've been arrested for that. Yeah, there's context. In your world, I've been arrested for asking to maybe see you again. Yeah. Because if you don't want to go on that second date and someone's like, So we should do this again yeah, you're like, yeah . I've I haven't been on a date in ages. I know and it shows. It does show, doesn't it? Yeah. Because I think I would always go Do you want to see do you want to see me again? Do we go ? That's very you though actually. You kind of do that when we've hung out. You're like, So entry hang out again, I'm like, just let it breathe. I am quite needy. Sorry for being a great friend. Shoot me. Arest me. Sorry for being so lovely. Citizens arrest on your neediness start. Well, neediness probably deserves a citizen's arrest. Yeah, do you have a citizen's arrestable offense? Loud motorbikes. Oh, disgusting. I would immediately get them all arrested. You put that thing out , what's that called? The stinger. The stinger . You have the sting those words. Ever you know what I mean? That kind of concentinered metal thing that pops tires. It's one of my life's dreams. To sting. To sting. I love the stinger. I'm off topic here, but maybe as a citizen's no, I think that would now be a crime. If you're stingering people. Yeah, that's true. Can you buy stings from Amazon? Okay, we're going to look into that for you. If you're just flipping through tele because you're so tired and you just anything just for twenty minutes, and there's a police chase program. Lovely. Narrated often by Jamie Thinkston. Exclusively, I think. And there's if you get a stinger episode . Pour yourself a glass of red sit back on the sofa and enjoy the stings. There's nothing I'd rather be watching . There is nothing I'd rather watch than a stinger, a failed stinger as well , 'cause the police are so so tense. The cars , they've got to wait for the oncoming traffic and they're like, you got it's a Volkswagen Persat. It's coming. It's coming, it's coming. You got to time it so well. And then bang, sting, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, if you're lucky, four pops. Remove the stinger because the police car's hot on its tail. You don't want to sting the police car and it's the way it goes across and then just like back. Oh, sexy, isn't it? Loud motorbikes. There's just no need. Nobody , nobody is watching that go past and going, what a fucking legend. Yeah. Guy , cool, guy. Same with Lao cars , but no one's arm behind your back on the floor citizens arrest. Immediately. People that make a fuss their seat as well, on an empty train. Oh on an empty train. Yeah. Oh, I get it on a rush hour train. Full train, I'm straight in, of course. I think that's actually mine's thirty two way if you just see that. Is there anything more devastating than making the challenge? Making the seat challenge. Making the challenge? A false challenge? You're making the challenge is the wrong character. Challenge. It was a false challenge. I'm actually I'm actually thirty five D. There you go . No, your says thirty five D. Might as well might as well die there and then. I think you've got the wrong carriage? I'll just die. Actually, I think you're travelling tomorrow. Hurt Hurt Okay, I'm just gonna write this down for you because this is my new address on the Easter Islands Okay, great. Yeah Somebody. postgards and you want. I'm just gonna start my new life in the sidings . Bye. I love one the siding. No one will ever hear from me again. What's my name? No, I'm now nameless and I've burnt my just fingerprints off. Okay . So what we want from everyone listening are your examples. What would you want someone citizens arrested for? Yeah, just rolls off the tongue . What would you like someone citizen arrested for? It's also at the pre show warm up . Hello at bad chatclub dot com What's up? All in the show notes and I think we're going to get some ludicrously good stuff off Hawkers. Yeah . And then we'll come around and arrest you. As has become tradition , shall we see who's out there? Would love to. Hello Hello, hello. This is Chris from Amsterdam. Oh, Chris , hi . I wanted to let you guys know my clog size is forty three . Excellent. It's an excellent start at any phone call and we must insist that all future callers start in that way and start quite formally as well. Yes. Yeah. Like that's the only reason you're calling. That's the way I answer all phone calls. You're good. And that's really the only way we should accept phone calls. We have some questions for you. Alice is going to kick off with with her favorite one. I'll start easy, Chris. What did you have and what do you have for breakfast? Oh today . Yeah, let's use today as a baseline . Yeah,, I mean I got off quite late today I have to admit, so I was like, Is this breakfast or is this lunch? A new game show? What's the name for it? Hosted by Bradley Walsh, I imagine. Welcome to Is Breakfast or is lunch? Barney Walsh is here? Always? Live studio audience, do you think? Oh, huge, huge Celebrity edition, massive budget, Christmas episodes , just the full fun of the fare. Always a gladiator as well. If there was a hundred and fifty thousand pounds resting on it, what would you say it was there, Chris? I would say it was breakfast. Yeah , it was Set spin set is spinning around now. And all your family run out Chris and they're like and you've won his car . I think he has a format. We probably need to speak to Richard Osman about this just to sort of work it up a little bit. Yeah , it could get somewhere. I think he can punch it up no worries. So what is it you do for work then there, Chris? Well, I actually work as a nude model in Amsterdam for like art classes. Now how do you get into that? Does somebody just say, Oh, you've got a really good body naked? Do you know what you should do? You should go to a pub on a Tuesday night and strange just a draw or did you put yourself forward? Yeah, I put myself forward. Are you naked now, by the way? I did feel like I should dress for the occasion. I know it's a podcast, but I am wearing my work uniform, which is for nothing. Well, I am wearing a cap. Next question on the question now, what was your family car growing up? Anyway, from quite a left wing family so we didn't really believe in cars, you know? We were just sorry Take the bus . Okay, what's your favorite bus? What was your favorite bus route growing up? Can I just ask another question about your job, Chris? So yes. How long have you been a life model for? Since September ? Okay, so what were you? So you're new to the profession and it's and it's going well. It is. I mean, especially this year it's really taken off. That's good. Literally taking it off. And also you've only really done it this year, but I hear you. What were you doing before you were a life model? I worked at the Tow ofer London guarding the crown jewels . Farker. And then from there this is not a real call. This isn't a real call though. This is a prank call . No, and I think it's a very natural progression from Tower of London Warden to their new model in Amsterdam. It's written for you, Chris. So you've gone from Yeah, from protecting the crown jewels to showing them displaying your own, yes. So are you saying you were a beef eater, Chris? No, no, I wasn't a bee efater . So the beef eaters , they've served in the military for like twenty years, which I certainly haven't . And they stand outside the jewel house, basically giving all the tours . And then the wardens , which is what I did , we were inside the jewel house. And if anyone tried to take a photo of the jewels, I would be like, no photos . They're defending the jewels from being stolen. You're defending them from being photographed . No, but I was inside the jewel house. For the whole time I was there, no one stole them, which I think was down to me. Yeah, well, well done. That's the very, very least you expect from your job. At the end of each day, you go, Are the Crown Jewels still there? I think so. Yeah, I think so. I'll guide with them today. Did anyone photograph them? Yeah, everyone. Oops. Sorry about that. But so you're protecting those from being photographed and now everyone's drawing your own. There's some lovely, lovely synergy there. Two really wild ways to make a living. Yeah , just very, very disparate. I think I don't know if we'll find anyone who's got the quite the contrast between the previous job and the current job. The pivot, the career pivot is breathtaking. Have you done a better career pivot than Chris , please let us know. Hello at badchatclub. com just or just let us know somehow. Right, Chris, what's your favorite pasta shape, please? Fuzzilli? Fuzzilli. Okay, I did not see that coming. Did you see Fusilli coming? I was thinking of that he might go for fuffale. Fuff ley. Yeah . Just yeah, wacky bow tie. Wacky bow tie. What do you have one? I really like the little ears Archiette . Yeah, nice. You know, the little the little kind of cups very shallow little tray, like little bowls. Push comes to shove for me, it's peachy. Chris, we've loved getting to know you and I feel like we have got to know you intimately. This has become quite the dossier . I have logged all of this, Chris. I can't tell you for what purposes we'll be using this data, but you can rest assured we will be selling it to third parties. Thank you for your time . You're very welcome. Happy to happy to represent the wider listenership . I think there's a lot more like me up there. I'd have to disagree, Chris. I think you are one of a kind . Thank you so much guys. Bye. Cheers . If you would like to help fill out our profile of who's listening, then all the details are in the show notes . If people are getting in touch, they don't just have to email or WhatsApp or fax, of course , with stuff that's happened to them. Some people are just dobbing in other people. I really like this message from Rupert who received this message on his neighborhood WhatsApp group. Oh my god, which are just the stuff of they're just so brilliant . It can be, but it's immediate archive . Yeah. I mean, it's dozens and dozens of messages a day, isn't it? Yeah. So this is what Rupert got. Hi guys. I just wanted to apologise for the noise from my fl at. We're recording Foley for a horror film. Everyone's okay. Should have booked a studio in hindsight, crying laughing emoji. You gotta do that beforehand. You gotta do a it's a warning more than an apology the noise has happened and people either think they're having the best night of their lives or being murdered to death. I love everyone's okay. So what are the noises that are coming out of there? We're presuming screaming. I think there's some dropping on the floor that could be bodies . Gunshots. Gunshots, yeah, stabbing blood curdling noises. Yeah, bodies dropping downstairs . Sludge. Sludge . It's a sludge based economy, isn't it? Hold on sludge. Spade to the head Spade to the head, what is that white? Yeah, a pan maybe it's more comedy comedy pan. I actually want more of this. If you've got a mad street whatsap, neighborhood WhatsApp, I want the mad stuff from there. I've just thought they could add our WhatsApp number to their Couldn't they? We could add ourselves to your neighborhood group. Chat. I think that works if I'm trying to think technologically . That's amazing. Yes. So if you've got a particularly mad one , in fact, screenshot the maddest thing and the best ones will jo in. I'd love to join some WhatsApp groups. And by the way, while we're recording the podcast, people are messaging about things that happened last podcast, and I can see the messages coming in. Tell me things . For example, this has just come through from Betty . It says dear Allison Greg MD. Thank you . That's us. I'd like to offer my services to assist in the production of the Ghost of John Virgo Snooker Film as set director. We are growing up. So Betty, this is wonderful timing. So as the producer , you can get in touch with Betty. Okay. She says I'd be willing to take no payment for this. I will just give my time and expertise for free. No payment is the pay range. She wants great. She wants a percentage point on the takings. Okay, Betty, we'll talk brass tax later. She says, in exchange for this exposure Because I'm trying to break into the industries that really help me for the CV. Looking forward to mood boarding some production design ideas. I've had a lot of thought about waistcoats . My name is Betty and I'm a V irgo. Elphant. Okay, well this is really falling into place and that's what's nice. You can whatsap us any time of the day or night and just add to these threads that you might have picked up on on a show and it's a real mixed bag of stuff. I mean, I've scrolled down, I've just got people talking about mister Bean. I've got a lot of people referring to us as Allison Greg. A lot of clogses. Great. And we've got that neighborhood sort of a neighborhood watch thing. Yes, look, there's a rocking horse free. They're going to leave it on their drive. I'll be right there . We have travelled a distance, sir. Can we in the correct seats? Sorry, I think I think I'm actually fifteen Ban. C I just see your Once again we have really just rattled through the topics . We talked about the kids' birthday party that is going to be attended by Jab of the Heart. Jab of the Tiz . Poor old mister Tiz , he's gonna be getting so many. Well, he could be getting some more bookings now. Well, you've given him a massive shout out , so yeah. We talked about the obscene I'd actually citizens arrest you for what you did to that baby's dummy . Well, no, I think we'll get lots of encouraging messages on that. And from the Snap Brigade. Alice stole a baby's dummy and then we talked about like candy from a baby actually easier than candy from a baby. Sucking bogeys . And then we have been talking about arresting people. But it's very much including but not limited to. You know, send us some stuff around those if that sparks something, but you can set the agenda, you know, we do have papers in front of us, but they are blank . And I think that's a nice place to end today's bad chat. Goodbye. Bad Chat is a person ica podcast