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Hey, I'm Andrew Santino. and I'm Bobby Lee And we made something completely insane. We took celebrities, we put them in my mom's basement. We throw trivy at them, we hit them with absurd challenges, and then just when they think they know what's happening, we blow a whole thing a pot. Nobody knows the rules. We barely know the rules. It's chaos. It's comedy. It's the Bad game show. New episodes drop every Wednesday. Watch on the Bad Friends YouTube channel O on the bad game show feed on Spotify videoide. Follow, subscribe, watch, share, play along, have fun. Hey! Fny, my best friend in the whole world, the funniest comic in the world is playing San Diego in Del Mar Del Mar dude. And go see his show, man, it's fucking amazing. Juneentieth, I'm doing two shows at the sound in Delmar. It's new. It's a newer venue. It looks amazing. I'm doing two shows early show and a late show. Come down to the sound. Come out of the sound. G go to Andreersantino dot com for the tick's Andrewersantino dot com Oh We have Dude we're so excited. Yeah we are. Yeah, because we created our own game show. and it's called the Bad Game showhow. Bad Game showhow. It airs every single Wednesday right here on our channel, the Bad Friends podcast channel. startarting this Wednesday. Starting this Wednesday for ten week for ten week. We did ten episodes of the. strong phenomenal guests Watch it every watchatch it every Wednesday. Please. two are b T idiots Aie do to something. We're bad friends Hi. Hi friends. I am Andres. I am Andres. This is my students. I. I teach film. Film Let's Filipino Pilm we will do movie pilms. Yeah I gott to tell you, fancy, I feel good in your in your in your style. Y style. You feel Yeah handsomer. Handsomer? You feel handsomer. Yeah Welcome back to Bad Friends. Today. We've got a Ton of interns taking this off. Ton of interns. It's so itchy. I like. How do you do this? All day long with the itchy hair. We've got Quinipiac interns are here once again making their return to the show. Yeah. and they're here to watch Magic, magic. Pure magic Yeah Um, It's good to see you on this. Yeah. and very hung over right now You drink last night? Got the case of the Irish flu. Wh'd you go last night? Do the Doyers I see the Doyyers play. Oh The amount of Japanese people because of Shohei, it's crazy. The half of the words at the stadium now are in Japanese. What's next? What are they gonna do to my America next You would have serving Kim Chi with the hot dogs. You think So Hee could have played during the forties. prorohibition the nineteen forties T days when they sign him two days after Pearl Harbor, you think? I mean, he's good Right? but they're angry. We're hitting bombs all over the world. S A Kani. The guy is amazing. He's amazing. He's so good to watch. He's those so tall handsome this guy so handsome He's a cutie ball All right, and this guy slotted to make I mean he's cute. He's very good He's astra Boy He's Astroboy. He's astroboy, dude. He is. Yeah, yeah. G to me. Sookie. Yeah. Look at how Dude, he's astroboy, dude. Yeah. Wha. He's got all of his vision now I can see everythingude. you know how I was driving So I just got glasses for the first time in my life. Yeah. And I was driving through Languership by Universal, right And, you know, you when you're driving down that To go to Lancorsam, you see the universal City Park. Yeah But I never saw the rides. What did you just saw a bunch of blobs? I just saw a blur. Wow. And I was driving today I was going, Oh they have rides? Like you could see the roller coasters and st Yeah, I could never see them go racy. Yeah. I've seen of that. They have a new roller coaster. It's the fast and Furious. Yeah. Vin Diesel's gonna to bless it. Yeah, they are. And I wear glasses. I realize that my girlfriend's white I thought she was black the whole time. Yeah Yeah, I'm gettingiding Yeah there festive the family. Have you ever been there? I've never been there or. Yeah, I have. What You did Ch. You bailed. Yeah. We went to Halloween horror nights and you bailed. I only went when In the front when Adam Ray used to play Wolverine. Oh yeah. Oh my good. went when he was working there? Yeah yeah. so So he had cllaws. He was walking around. Yeah, I had to throw pennies at him That's no, I did. to see if you can fling him with his plastic. You see if he could hit him? Yeah, yeah. yeah But he picked them up because he's a Jew. An anyway guys, I thinkre you look vibrant because your glasses, I think, are empowering you I can now you can so much feel more you feel more up Well, there's trees in my backyard. I didn't realize. I mean, beyond the fence It was just a blur. rightight? Dude the way you see the world And how do you how did you drive from inststinct just feel No you can see lights. So it's instinct. You can't see the lights on the ground. That's why his car has all his. I' just say. He's never gonna have a ding on his car ever again. Ever again. So it's instinct. It's like I assume It's a vibe I'm on mentora. It's a lot of assumptions and yeah and stuff like that. Yeah. I mean, I kind of know how to get to my house and how to get to the comedy store. It's like three roads I literally I know From here to your house is like three main roads. It's three main roads. So I memorize that. So easy. Yeah, but Mahholland is a windy, treacherous road. It can be, but there's two ways to get to your house. Three ways to get to your h. There is three ways to get to my house yeah. And to the store I know agree with. And the store is two roads. It really it's literally roads. It's two roads to my house. Yeah yeah Yeah, dude, it's so easy. But they're both. I mean, one of them's long, which is over a hill. It's a hill long. Yeah. Yeah, it's a long hill a long. Yeah, but I can see things I've never been able to see. I can see things could not see before That was that I'm so in tune with you sometimes. You were really Yeah, I went right into it, didude? I knew ' when you did the Jew joke, I knew that was What mean? When you did the Wolverine Jew joke, I was like, he's gonna say it? I'm gonna to start sing this song I want to be a conf fighter G. Do it again What? Do it again. Please me, me. I just pick that up me too By the way, we even sung the song wrong. Yeah. Anyway, I still got it. It's not I wanna be a kung Everybody was kung fu fighting. I wantna. But you still were actuallyually I was there We were still h humming. We're humming becausecauseuse' humomasses. We're huming. I can connect you. I've been obsessed with comics unleashed. He sent me five clips.ame. Yeah and I've come to a conclusion. We're living in a dystopiania. No, no, no, no, don't say don't say that We're not. Were we're not. All right. Yeah, yeah. It's so crazy It's crazy and can I just throw my Why can't we do it? Can you and I do it? Well, I pitch so here's the deal. is the truth this is the truth. There. There's Freddy Lockart.. Yeahah yeah. So here's the truth My manager manages the executive producer of Comics Only That's not the joke. That's a joke. This makes It's not even so much sense. It's not even a joke. I literally pitched. That makes so much sense. I literally pitch this. What? I go, Okaykay, so Can you book Of course she does. Yeah Of course. Remember when she lost a lighter at dinner? Yeah. Do you remember this? She got a lighter from the fucking waiter and the server was nice enough to be like, yeah, I can get a lighter from my car or whatever. Yeah. He gave it to her. She smokes and he comes back. He's like, canan I get that lighter? She's, I don't know where it is He just gave you his light. All right. What happenens? So I pitched so the next day So one night I couldn't sleep 'cause I just kept watching Lar make. ip of comics on comomics on Lit. I was obsessed with it. It's so weird. It's so weird. So The next day I called my manager and I go, you know, you I know the executive prodiser rep becauseuse she this person used to open for me. Yeah, so I pitched her this Andrew, me Tim Dylan and Burert Chreiser That's a pretty good pitch on a comics unleash. Yeah And so I know that before you go, Byron wants to know what your question is Right, so that he wants to know your jokes. so he can so he can lay you up. Yeah, me like, you what I mean? I heard you got a new washing machine or whatever. sound b way. fuck is be shakaking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My washing machine. I s on that thing if I haven't gone to the bathroom in a few days to shake you right up. That's basically what it is. So this is what this is I literally pitch this to Abby I want this to happen. All right. Mew Tim Dyan and who? And Ber Cryisher Ber Cryisher or somebody, you know, I think I think Donll Ralllings would be a Donll because he would get so pissed at us. Yeahah. so this is what we would do. Okay. So this is my pitch. All right. Before the show, you know, you have to tell them what the setups are. I already know what you're doing. I know. We're gonna swap jokes. No. We're not even gonna to do the jokes at all Okay, so he's going to go, Oh, talk about your dad. You know what I mean? I'm gonna go, there's a genocide in goossa. All right. We don't answer any the questions. They'll never err. And at one point I do a narcalyptic fit and I pass out. right? Right? And the you do Byron Allen, right? He just let him be. Yeah, he just does this I lay on the ground for the whole show. The rest of the show. the rest of the show. Do we have to do the show. But but come back alive. What's the keyword that brings I wants him to go off on some sort of Israel rant or he has rant on politics. Sure. You? Yeah. Like I heard you' from the East Coast and him going on some rant. It' like, Well, the way that we're decprated in the world ye. He's the best. So then what happens, I wake up, right? and I go Do you wantan to see my doog? Yeah yeah. So I have a dog named Julio. who no one can see Right, He's a rabbit N's a rabbit. Yeahah, so we have Hulu in his mas You bring out honey, Jules's mom, in a dominatic exaion. With wasas this a fever dreaming? No,, no. It's one I pinched. Okay. It's one I fucking pinch, right And Hully go to And she's coming out with it Right Ine Like Byrer has no idea what's going on. No. Yeah so pissed. Yeah you think you'd be pissed. Yeah dude. The guy who owns the weather channel. Yeahah, he'll be mad must it would be the greatest rated show. that they'd ever have. I just don't think he they won't air it una unaired. Yeah. They won't air it. Why Do doesnn't fit the brand. It doesn't fit the brand. Okay. I'm just saying I want it to happen. I'm in. Yeah. I'm in. Yeah. If he said if Byron, if you're listening, I know you. Okaykay. He's not listening. Okay. It'll get there. Okay. it I could call and get it to one. Call him right now. I don't have his number, but I know the executive producer's number. Okay. Okaykay. so I have like one. What did the EP say when you pitched this? My manager stopped it right there and she goes, That's never going to happen. She's wrong. We'll make it happen. Okaykay So how of this if we can make this make it a fever dream Yeah, you what I mean? Where it's like what is the fuck is going on here? If we make this happen, you okay, if I can make this happen, get us on there, thenen you have to fire your manager She's the one that got us on No, you just said she cut you off She said it's not gonna to happen. Yeah, I'm gonna do this. How are you gonna make it happen? Don't worry about it I'm going to make it happen. So we can make it a fever dream where we don't answer any of the questions. Right, Right We make it as chaotic as possible, right? We're wearing funny outfits, which fine.ight. How many times have you done comomics Unleashed? None. I can't believe you and I never did that or. I did. Okay's here. I did one Byron Allen thing ny that you ask Fny you should ask. You should ask. That's a popular game show. Yeah, so I did that. I did two episodes and they never asked me back T good. Yeah, they never asked me back Funny you should ask featuring Louis Anderson. Good lineup though. Sherry Shepd, Tim Meadows, Caroline Ray, John Lovittz, and Bobby Lee. Louis Anderson Yeah, I said Lillily Lou. Yeahah. so if you see the lineup on that, you're like, o, okay, I'll do it. Yeah, I think you told me you were going do this. Yeah And I told you not to do it. Yeah Yeah. No that's Yeah. So I did two episodes. they never asked me back Yeah. and they said I think I even asked like, can I come back and they're like, Oh, it's scheduling . I think I was just off putuddting or something. Yeah, likeike I just didn't fit the you should get back on pudding. Yeah, great when you're on pudding. I, have you done any by now? Bro, you know, I've only done I've only done Conant That's I did I'm sorry, I did The only other thing I did was Dude What's his name, Sho No, I never did stand upp on Kimel. U I just did Conan and then I did u Kilborn What was the other one I did? No, I did Ferguson. I get Ferguson.. I only did you don't goonight show. But Ferguson taped at the ice house. so you don't go to the studio. Yeah film at the ice house and they cut to a clip. Yeah, which is crazy. whichich is still cooler, right? It's cool, but you don't yeah you don't do live. Yeah It's a pretape. No, I never did anything and I never got offers to do those other things, I guess or I just never N never I'm one hundred percent guaranteed because there's a guy at the comedy store His name is Eric Do you knowem I mean, that's a lot of guys named. I know, but there's an older guy Byron Allllens', right hand man So he hangs at the store. We're doing it again dude, we're innctude. We're innct today. now now now, ne, now now No no no no no Hooa. Okay, so they do Hooa. Yeah Yeah yeah, they do something. Ha, Hooa And they're dancing? Fancy's loving it. Yeah. When they're dancing, it's a beautiful csequence. It's Beautiful. Yeah. And the chair, you're on a chair. Yeah. sometimes you're lift you on a chair Yeah. Well let me ask you this though. Go ahead. Do you care that Colbert's gone And here and the reason I ask is because you never watch. This is my problem when people go This is my same theory about like The Brooklyn Dodgers come to Los Angeles Brooklyn's mad Brooklyn's angry about that And their response was, you didn't fucking come to the games You like you were barely a fan Yeah. and there was a better business opportunity out west. So you can't when something's gone, you can't then go while mad it's gone. I never supported it. I'm not saying Fuck him. I like him. He's funny. But I'm also like, yeah, but I don't like late night is Yeah but who's watching? I think your point is is that I don't watch late night, but you know, I am on TikTok and I watch his monologues I just don't care. And I think they're great. That's your age, though. I don't think young people do. Yeah, that's Okay. And then that guys in that and I accept that. Mid guysu in their mid fifties. end up They still watch it I'll just watch a clip. But most of those guys are dead. You watch Bill Moo Yeah, that's true. Yeah, yeah Would you watch Bill's show or the podcast? No, I watch it on Friday night. You really do. He does I don't watch. You can't wait too. After Letterman Bill Mar's on, I gott to go watch it. Oh, I tell everyone. He tells. After Letterman left, I said after Conan left really, I was like, goodbye. I don't wan to do late night anymore. I just didn't care anymore. Yeah. Conan and Letterman were the fucking Let's just focus on getting on comics un the least year I don't think we're gonna have a problem. Yeah yeah, let's get our ball let's watch the ball. We have our ball. All right, so here's the thing. We're gonna get on if you wantan to get on. Yeah yeah. How about this? Make it, makeake it. I'll make you a deal. Yeah. I would rather be on the weather channel. Really? Yeah. You'd rather be the weather channel? I would love to do a seg. He won't have us on that. Let us do a segment on the weather channel by. super alvenial I'm good at super ell Nino. Yeah I mean, so I could do that. I'm Hurricane Maria Hurricane Maria. Yeah. Come over here, I gonna get you wet. Yeah. ' Sper Sper ell Nino' coming. Is it? You don't know that? Super ell Ninho. It happens four now. What? He's fifty four years old, Super ell Nino You call meself, didn't you? Wait is it really coming? Yeah. And it doesn't happen often. I think this is going to be the biggest super alen union we've ever seen. I two hundred years in two hundred When is it coming? This summer it's He's releasing this Marvel Marvel guy guy, you beep me into the joke. I like Damn it, that fast. Super El Nino this summer A rare super El Nino is expect to develop by fall peaking in strength during the winter of twenty twenty six into twenty twenty seven forecasters at NOA's climate Prediction Center estimate two in three chance that this event will become historically intense. Yeah. getet fucked What's it gonna be a of rain? It's gonna be rain every day for like two months. So what I know, but I have I have a Open the openpen the floodgate. I'm No, I'm clogging that gu clogging. becausecause I'm getting prepared for soup L.A. Yeah and LA is going to be super hot. Super real new new defined by shifts that Jestroom to funnel active moisture laden storms directly into southern California. Why can't they, you know how they do cloud seeding where they make it rain Why don't we do the opposite? What's what's cloud stomping How do they do that to make it not rain If they can make it rain Make it not rain. It's called the house. What are you talking about? No. They cloud seed. They literally put seeds in the cloud. They inside No, Well, it's gonna it's going to fuck up everything though because we don't handle rain. our infrastructure is not good for rain. Yeah our opposing techniques is says Yeah, thank you very much. So I'm not a fucking idiot. Yver seating involves intentionally injecting excessive amount of ice nucleing particles, silver odine into a cloud, because there's too many particles competing for limit on moisture, creates million microscopy water drops is too small and too tight to fall as rain, effectively depressing dispersing the cloud. That's amazing. What does that do, though Makes the cloud just I understand, but are there consequences of doing that? Of course there are, but we don't have to deal with that. The next generation does. Oh, I see, I see, I see And by the way, yeah I know we joked for years and said they could control the weather, but I guess they can. Yeah, I think they can. Yeah. No, no. No, no, no no. Why? Oh my Godd. I Can you help me finish a joke? Go ahead I was at the airport And there were these two like very funny, well dressed flamboyant gay guys like and they're running around like, I mean, like just making a scene Like and they're sprinttering around like, hey, no, get out here. And they have obviously us they have a son that is Biologically there theirir son, yes. And and it's like obviously It's like they turn around and then he's running away again full speed Waait he's running away from them. Yeah, he's like he's like He's a kid running through the airport. And they're trying to stop him, but it's like my gener, you know, my dad would grab you by your neck. Yeah, yeah. They're like, getet, stop it. Get over here. Yeah, whatever his name was. And the little kid's wearing a meagga hat. He was He had his trump shoes on. Yeah, ye. But I looked at him and running from everybody. When I saw him, had he had red hair He was a redhead. Oh no. What does that mean? I just I just I thought What's the opposite of a head start in life Right. To gay dads red head. Yeah, yeah. That's a tough. That's a tough. He goes to elementary school. Yeah Which one of your fucking dads is picking you up today Fire Crotch. I mean, that kid Yeah, yeah, yeah. lit up. Yeah, but he's gonna turn out to be a great stand upp comedian. There you finish the joke. Yeah, that's it You think so? He ended up being a great stand mom. Yeah, I mean because it's like my two dads. I mean, you had two dads? Yeah, and they were both gay. Yeah. But you struggled, you know, you did? Not Yeah, no, not like you were in poverty. yourour mom wasing I grew up in thehto. Yeah. I didn't even growre up in the ghetto, dude projects We didn't grow up in the project. That's the story I've been telling people. You know what's strange? When I take these off now, everything's a blur. Asian. That's normal. That's how it works. That's how it works. So if I take it off, will it go back to what it was or no? Brother, what are you talking about? You're doing what it was. This is what what I'm saying is lookook at this. What it was? goes on. No, no, no What it was, putut it on real fast. Okay. What it was? putut it on. Yeah. what it is. What it is. Yeah what. Hey, hey, hey Yeah takeake it off. Yeah And what it will be What do you mean by that? Yeah, remember how all those girls smile at you all the time. You'll see the difference now They were frowning Bobby thought they were saying high and they were just saying help help That was good, that was good That was good. Can I but that opens the ward to war. Yeah. W is done No CD. I have to be honest with you, I have OCD. 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Look for American Dew limited timee packaging to find it in stores near you at mountaindew dot com d That's mountainndew d. com Look for mountain Dew in stores near you at mountain Dew d. com. Once again, that's mount mountainew. com I kind of need these I actually think I need these. Yeah. These are really good. Yeah Um But now I'm used to now this Which is good. I put them on all the way Oh no I They're actually really cool glasses. Yeah. Who makes them? These are T forward time for Tom forord's nice glasses. Yeah. Anway must be nice. He's on, wow C but just why don't you just do contacts Well, I was thinking about Lasic, but they're saying that I'm going to need um Reading glasses if I get lasy. Everybody gets readers soough. I think that's the most common. I think People just get readers. If you read, I've never read Well. why do you need? Oh so last night, TikTok. Yeah TikTok. TikTok, last. Yeah. So last night, I saw a better movie better than Project Hell Mary. What did you watch obsession So fucking good. Wh's in it Nobody I've ever ever ever seen It's a you see obsession? Yeah. It's an Iian horror that is 're going to make a hundred million dollars with a budget under am mionion He's getting his little weird. Yeah, yeah yeah. it's so fucking good. You know, the only thing bad about this story is it's going to give a lot of people hope Yeah What do you mean? What do you mean by that? I' gonna give everybody hope. They're like, I can do it. You can. You cannot is the Cinderella story.. It's anomaly. When you're watching the movie, here's what you notice. you go, o, this guy knows what he's doing. Yeah, it's an anomaly. I think that in the years of him leading up to the movie, like George Millers Mad Max Fur Rote. It thirty years he thought about that movie thirty years. Yeah, because since Mad Max what's the last Mad Max before if you're Thunder Dome? Yeah, Thunder Dome with Tina Turner. What is the year difference nineteen eighty five. What do you mean that's fucking forty years? Yeah. So he laid down at night. He druirected it when he was in seventy He was seventy years old when he drank made Mad Maxph. What's so funny? It's just so funny to think so much time passed. I know. Like when they wrap the film, he's like I guess we can't wait another forty. Yeah. They did a furioso after that, which is pretty good So he sat there probably for forty thirty plus years. J in a tub and just thinking about the next movie that he's gonna to make. You gott to get out there a little bit f. I understand that, but what I'm saying made more movies. What? He made more movies. He did, but I think that he thought about Mad Max and what it's gonna to look like and scenes in his head. And you've been thinking about comics Unleash for forty years Yeah, We got to get you. We got to get. We gott get on We gott to get on the show. Yeah, yeah. It's good. Is it in all the theaters? Yes. They I saw it in a North Hollywood Real. And this fucin You went to the No home ring. I know D fat Mexican man next to me, right? Here it goes. He was drinking one of those icices. B big ones. Yeah, yeah, love. And he did double flavor, which is like n, no way. it's a risky. It's risky move. R. He was kind of fat too. Right? mentioned that ye Yeah. Yeah, yeah. ye When When you showed the size of theice gave it away a little bit. He also had three young kids next on Oh, I got this ammber alert. Oh that I literally got an amber.iterally that I had turn my phone off during the movie during the ammber alert Imagine it's him watching that movie. Wow. He's kidnapping kids just to go watch movies Yeah And there were young kids and there's like sex scenes that it iss crazy. Isn' there sex scenes in it? Yeah. And how young are the kids And It's a rated R film Yeah,s it's not for kid. It's not for kid. It's violent. It's crazy. So mister Icey brought his kids Yeah, misteroolen kids. And so he was drinking his icy the large kind. likeike this is literally this big. I'm not even there's no I'm not being hyperbolic It was like this big. Can I pause you for two seconds? Yeah Did he say anything to you? No, about being like, Hey, I know who you are as a fan. No, okay, good.. I was going gonna be like that'll be a big bummer if we're talking about him and he, no, he doesn't know. Yeah, yeah. He didn't look at me or anything.. You could tell. He got to the bottom of the icy Yeah, and he was doing that the whole time to get every little bit of thing. and If you' ever been to that theater, thez vibr I went once at the Forex is what. Me, no go back. Me no go back. Yeah, but I went Yeah ye Yeah, the seats vibrate. The seats vibrate. there's other special effect right? But it his slurping W was louder than the vibratings louder than the vibrating seats and all the other things that happen in that in that theater. Like wind and stuff Also I had my jewel out Right? And there was so much wind coming through the chair that it went sh and it exploded. it almost exploded in myget But my point is that it kind of rued and also we were in the last like second to last scene And I couldn't read anything. did you not bring your glasses? I got the glasses an hour before I came here. Oh, you did. Yeah Well, you got to go back. I got to go watch the movie. So then I had to whisper to my girlfriend. I go, what does that t say You know what I mean? And then I got slurpy and then he starts coughing and Then he was crunching on something that was so loud. It was didid you say in a foreign language? Yeah No He's like what the What do the tech say? the guy next to him is like This foreigner speaks good English What does this say? No on the screen that you know what I mean? Yeah, like somebody's texting on in the movie in the movie they're texting to read it. You're telling me this is gonna to make one hundred million dollars? It's that good. What was the budget? ten million dollars? Less than one. less than one million India horrorilmsession Grosss estimated seventy five to eighty million worldwide. Oh My fucking God. I know Oh my go, it's so good. Who's the distributor Blumhouse Oh yeah, that's right. Another win for Blumhouse. Yeah. They literally hit home runs like this all the time. This is what they do. Yeah. I mean, didn't they out get out But but I mean, but G out was an expensive film. No a million Was it? Yeah That was only a million bucks. Yeah then his That's why they gave Jordan a car. more than a car. No,, he got the money and all that stuff and residuals or whatever. What kind of car? What kind of car did got him in a really nice car? He got a career. Yeah. he got a career He had a fucking care. He was on a hit and a hit sketch F funniest guysy on planet Earth. If you got better to watch your mouth the way you talk about Jordan K care Mviously Damn dude, a little bit of spicy attitude coming out of Carlos. No, no, leave I got to take my glasses off for this one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's too much heat coming from this side. Well, we had two trials back to back Yeah. Yeah. no more trials because we haven't gotone on the road yet. It's common. Yeah, yeah. Nuremberg. What? So listen, nervous. Have you ever done this before? It's so stupid Yeah, it's very funny. You're a dumb guy. Yeah, yeah. You know, what car, I hope they never got them. Ferrari just released their new their new car. This look know you're not a car guy never happened Take one look at this car, give me your first instinct. Don't look yet. Give me your first instinct to the first word that comes out of your mouth hold on loveove it . I knew he would love it. It's the color of his car. No, but I just knew he'd like the style of that. I love it. It's Ferrari's first all electric car. I love it It is cool.ought I bought one for the studio I would mad it I would mad at But it looks good. as a Die hard lover of Ferrari. Yeah I how much is that? I'm remarkably. Dappointed sad Yeah. Oh really. It's one of the most atrocious designs I think they've ever reallyased. I think it's the best design ever. I know. I know. Yeah. six hundred forty thousand dollars. I can't do Wait, come on, why not? I don't want to do it. six hundred forty grand. I pretty Hundai Yeah, free Yeah, yeah. that or a free hyundai. A lease price seven thousand dollars a month. That's insane Wait, go back to the picture though This is genuinely one of the most upsetting and the media online is joking about it too. They're like, that's a not a Ferrari. I think it looks futuristic I mad, it'll good. It looks so terrible. It's so Is there a black one And other probably is you tribe it in black. Well, I like the yellow one. L Is that what it's called? How cute that is. For Ari Lu. Ne me. Yeah kid It's so cute I miss the bugle or whatever. Dude, I came home last night and I was eating chips and sau in the kitchen becausecause I didn't want to wake her up I don't want to go upstairs. thr your do My dog. I didn't want to wake up my fucking wife. Well, my dog wakes up whenever you open the door. so I bummed about that because then she probably woke up from that But I'm eating chips and salsa watching spports Center. And I fell asleep on the couch Because I was like if I go up there she's going to, you know, I don't want to wake her up And I fell asleep on the couch and the amount of salsa that spilled was one for the books. You couldn't even put that much in the jar it's spilled from. Yeah. It's as if somebody walked into my house and put other salsa all over the place. Yeah. and then left with the bottles. it was everywhere.. And so no Bueno. No Bueno. I I must have had it on the couch. And you fell asleep with it in your hand. Yeah. That's insane. I was tired. Yeah ye. You cannot shame him for that. I've never had like a drum stick of chicken or anything and just fell asleep with that. Any kind ofood, goo ahead. goo ahead You know Wontons? Yeah go ahead. You go wontons? I've shited my bed. Is that what you'reing to say? Yeah, well, that's a little worse. Sopflower seeds yeah, I've never done that. I don't eat on my bed. That's insane. I was on my couch. Okay, and that's fair. You never eat on the couch? Yeah No, I don't That's what the kitchen tables there for Okay. When you're watching TV. Yeah, yeah. you eat at the kitchen table looking through your living room? No, no, no, but there's TV food. And then there's couch food. Oh we gre up differently, brother, all food. And then there's food is TV food. Okay. No. All popcorn Now tate You agree All food is TV. Popcorn, like pretzel chips. I'll eat a full meal in front of the TV. Yeah. That's how we grew up. Yeah. What about you Andreas? Of course. Okay. A full meal. We didn't do that You're not talking to each other I refuse to do it. So you set the table a lot. I have an expensive rug I don't want falling asleep with salsa verde all over it. Well the good news is when you sell your Ferrari, you can wr. All right Wait, you you When you're eating alone at the home, you sit table. By yourself. Yeah. paint that. someone paint that. Yeah. someomeone at home, please paint that' Yeah, it's normal You guys and you guys, it's somewhere at the universe are eating alone at the exact same time. Yeah. And it's above Carlos, it's a little tiny swinging light. Yeah. You know,ove and above you, it's a beautiful chand. Yeah, yeah. ye. And you salsa not a Yeah, it is. This morning I did something that I'd never done before. So last night we saw the movie Obsession, my girlfriend and I and she is a witch And the movie iss very witchy Okay which was stick She giveave you a wish? Yeah, yeah. so a what? Wish't Don't ruin the movie She gave you a wish thing. Yeah, yeah So we went to Bob's Big Boy Mistake number one. Right next to us. Beause you wanted to get diarrhea Yeah. I wanted to get diarrhea before it went to bed And we're sitting on the lobby and waiting for our table And I heard this buzzing Yeah It was supping neon light or the flies. they have flies. They're in the kitchen? Okay. Go ahead. It's Bob Just sitting next me. Anyway, welcome. So u you hear the do you hear it? the buzzing? go, I'tar the buzz I thought she was gaslighting me Oh, your girlfriend said this. Yeah And then in the so and then late at night, right when we're about to could have had She she kind of tried to scare me in the light. Why Because the movies is are horror movie So this morning, she was out in the kitchen and she knows not to ever wake me up Right? So I built my body on the bed with pillows. smmart, right And then what I did it was pushed the nightstand closer to my bed so I can fit in the corner of the room And I had a hoodie on backwards M with the hoodie over my face. Right, rightight. I was crouched down And I stayed down there for forty five minutes waiting waiting for her to come in Okay. And eventually like everything started getting sore So I asked Honey, Jules' mom I go I'll read you the text holder e peopleople know that this is real. I mean, I one hundred percent believe this. there's no doubt in my mind this is real. Oh funny Is it or no? Yes. I mean, that's what an elaborate ruse I hope the payoff is worth it. It was real so I go Tell Sadie to wake me up because I have to pick up my glasses So good. All right I'm trying to scare her. so if you tell her I'm trying to scare her, I'll fire you. That's love, rightight Don't fuck this up. I'm fucking serious. S sound like you're serious, Yeah. Yeah, I was serious because I had been sitting there forty in this tight space for forty five minutes. All right, so she comes in. She comes in and tries to wake me up and she thinks it's me Yeah, because I formed it like a body. You know what I mean? And I go right? She screamed And there's what is it about that That feels good. M making someone scared. Yeah. Oh, it's the best thing. Do you do that to your wife? All the time. Yeah, yeah. one so fun. Sometimes I scare I overcare. Yeah, yeah. I think over scared her. Like one time she was she was doing laundry back and forth And I jumped out and I pushed her down the stairs. Yeah, other one. Yeah, I really got her. Yeah I got her good. I used a coat hanger. You know actuallyctually you know what the old school like dad dad thing that my dad did to us that I always do is when she's walking in front of the car.. I always hit dad like. Yeah, yeah. that's just it'sah that's fun. You have to a little one. Yeah. You have to do it. You have to scare. I mean, I've done laying down Like she's in the bathroom and I'm laying down. Oh, that's fine. Right she opens the door and my head's dched down here. I'm also gonna get a mannequin of myself How do you do that Adam Ray. Yeah I don't know. he has all those all those people all the f ye prosthetic people here get. and when to have me standing but in the dark. He'll want the mannequin as a character, though. You're going to have to lend it to him at some point. Oh, yeah, for sure. because it's expens We'll go fifty fifty on it. Okay. Yeah, yeah And now when me standing in the dark, she goes, Bobby, I see you, right? But in the dark so you'll just see a silhouette And from behind I scare her. That's so good. It's a good one. Now when do you stab? Oh, you stab when she when she s I like, we should get married. Yeah. Are you want to bring in one of your kids Bob gets to pick. You want to pick? Shopify. 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It's the bad game show. And once again, thank you to Bobby's mom. Back off. I mess you up. Let's start this game. Each of you guys write down the slang term for what we're pointing at. What's this right here guys What is this right here? Kevin Spacey, Epstein, Weinstein. What do they have in common And they're all scumbags. Incorrect, correct. These are all classic New York guys Oh my gos. Is this the game where we have to figure out what they your mother is saying? is why I'm going gonna put as many marshmallows as I can in Bobby Lee's mouth? If you were imprisoned, easy access. I am thoroughly aroused. Is this your s? Oh my God, how did I get here? I'm so thrilled that I'm only a lesbian. Oh Wow Yeah. on my mom, okay? Our next game. Te to get handsy Buzz in before he days becausecause it's a fun game show show you assle. Was that do you consider that a good episode or? What's the barometer Who do we have here I'm gonna to guess their names. Chimbo No, Alaura Alora means well in Italian. Yeah yeah Chimbo And uh Paloco Chimo Baloco. How close were we? What's your name? I'm Jack. Hm Not close Not close. ye. What about you? Katherine. Hi, Catherine. That's a bad miss. So Jack, Are you nimble M you quick? When is the last time you played basketball? because What the fuck is going on here You just play a game with basketball? no. Okay. No, just Jack likes basketball. li basketball. All right. You do play basketball, Jack r time to time. There's a court outside my house back. Okay. Sometimes when you bring people on the show, they answer like they're being subpoened. Yeah. Everything's fine. Jack, what do you do for fun? What's Jack do for fun? I like watching movies. Yeah. What do you want to you want to be a director? Yeah That's what want to do.'s that's the goal. And Catherine, what do you want to do I'd like to be a screenwriter. You want to be a screenwiter? Yes. You like sitting to the computer all day Yeah, basically. What do you write? Do you write fantasy U I write horror stuff mainly. Do you see obsession? No, I really want to though. I think I'm gonna go on Friday, maybe. Yeah. You're in LA. I'll get good. Can you pitch me a concept of a horror movie like an elevator pitch? Give me your elevator pitch. Yeah. and we'll add on Okay. Yeah, yeah, we do. And we're writers as well. And we will want credit for it. Yeah. Okay, I just wrote one this past year for We just wrote. we're gonna write it together.. Yeah, yeah.'s. It's a Western It's set in eighteen ninety nine and it's nineteen oh four. Story. nineteen oh four. If you don't mind. If you don't mind, I gota sureure. As a producer credit, I got I gotta add m It's just because we're better, it's better if it's in the twentiethentury. Yeah.. Thank you. Can we make it nineteen oh four Yeah, sure. thank you. Thank you. And The main character Thomas and Bell is on screen. Let me stop you right there. Dimitri. Yeah. Dmitri and Ditri and Washington and Barbaduke Okay. No no, Barbaduke is it's a horror movie already. A Barbadu is? Yeah, yeah. Oh Dmitri and To, her name is that's the full name is what she was saying that people. Yeah, Thomas and Bell, first name last name Thomas and Bell. Thomas in. Thomas and Bell. The gentleman's name is Thomasin. Yeah, yeah. Just call him Tom. Thomas.. So we're not doing Dmitriry anymore. Yeah we're not doing Dmitri. You know what? callall him big tea. big tea. Yeah. te. Yeah. This tea. Okay, Okay. nineteen oh four It's te. Ta. Okay, T is working on a ranch and it's being terrorized Not a ranch. notot a ranch. Okay. Yeah I' first Not a wrench It's the first meth laboratory. First Math, Crystal Math Laboratory. Yeah. E. So And it's an airplane hanger. It's not a ranch. Okay. Yeah, yeah. And it's terrorized by who? Werewolf. No no, no, no, no. N like that at all. A country. Yeah. ye I know, I know. Lithuanian. Lithuanian. Is that fine? Yeah. All right, So so pitch it back to us again. There Yeahah ye. Okay So bigig T is working at a What year is it? What year is nineteen oh four. Okay. right. Okay, it's nineteen oh four and Big T is working at it Ce hanger Yeah, but what do they make? what do they make there? What's math? It Yeah M first math lab. Okay, go ahead. Yeah. It's being terrorized by did we decide? You l the Wany out. R. Okay. Okay, ye. Yeah. Okay Yeah That's the pitch. That's the pitch. Yeah What happens in the story What happens to tea? I don't know. What? I don't know. Yeah, we do. We do not we know what happens to T. So one of the Lithuanians T falls in love with one of Lithuanians that's terrorizing and they actually kind of double you know, they double uh was it a double agent They double agent the Lithuanian over overlords, you know, were like organizing. Yeah. But the problem is he's addicted to m. Yeah,'s he is fully addict to remarkable to get Yeah. And she's trying to help him get sober too. Okay, which he gives it heart. She's in the program Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the program didn't start until nineteen thirty five Then this place this place in nineteen thirty five. nineteen forty, then. Deined ninet nineteen forty. All right. And then what's the girl's name? The Lithuanian girl What's the Lithuanian girl's name Keep it simple. P and T Yeah TP. Yeah. Okay good. Yeah, yeah. I love this pitch. I love this pitch. So what's the horr element of it, though Well, it was werewolves until we changed it to Lithuanian. who whoa, whoa whoa, Lithuanians. you can't call. Oh, you can. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I don't think we care. I think they're one of those that no one. Lithuanian wereerewolves. Yeah.. Well, we were gonna to fund this project. Yeah we' got to do it now. Do you have a pitch jack I don't think I can top that. No, but do you have a pictch of your own movie? You have to try. We can help you. Well, okay, okay. Okay. And chime in Chime in. Oh of course we're producers and the runners of the show. Gives us permission on our show to chime in. Yeah,ah st. It's insane. That's terrible. Yeah.'orry about the basketball. I love. Yeah. You attacked him and now Yeah now you're an asshole. No, no, no. Yeah, an fk you, Jack. He's defending himself You have to defend yourself. Yeah there's this u We follow this artist who's like he makes like sculptures and stuff and he's like, Michelangelo. Yes Micella. Yeah. Is that Michel Anangelo Can we call him Michelangel? If you want it to be Michelangelo No, we don't want it to be Michelangelo. He's like Michelangel theII. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so it's there's a hereditary line here. And what does he do, Jack Um, Heakes sculptures, but he's been struggling because he like made like a sculpture in college and it was like his magnum opus and he hasn't Hit that peak sense. let's talk think about the sculpture he made. Well, the sculpture comes to life Well, what's the sculpture that he made that people don't they don't like it. It's Hitler The scopope saailor and he comes back What here is this 's Modern day. Oh, it's modern day Yeah Yeah I say Monca Rubio. Rubio. Yeah, y I say Marcar Rubio He made a Marco Rubio statue. Okay. Okaykay. and it came to life. Michaelangel VIh. Yeah And then what happened? He Marco Rubio came to life? Marco Rubio came to life. Yeah yeah. so none of those two Marco Rubiooss. That's crazy. That is insane, dude. Well, I willll say both these producties. They fall in love. We f. No, they fall in love. They fall in love. Marco and Marco fall in love. Marco Marco. Yeah, yeah. I love that. think they think that one's good. I'm not done with it too. I'm not done with the pch. I'm done They have a Havana in Cuba. Little Havana. Yeah yeah. Yeah Right? Yeah. And there's like, it's like heated rivalry I knew I knew it was gonna get gay. Gotta go gay. You guys are very pitch. Everyone's gonna pitch. Everyone's think of a show idea. Thank you for coming. he's gonna get you to pitch something else out there. We'reitch that. Okay, he's gonna swap out. Thank you guys. So fun. D you guys have fun? Yeah. inssane, right? Doesn't make any sense? The name of this show makes no sense this whole show Okay, switch out Thank you guys All of these young people coming in here look like they were made at Quinipiac. Yeah L like a school maid make. No, they look like they're from Hogwarts. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Quinipiac. Yeah. What's your name? My name is Riley. Riley, what's your name, sir? I'm Jacob. You're Jacob Do guys are you two friends? No, no. Why? Why? I don't Riley, why don't you like Jacob Where do I start? Start from the beginning. That's the best part of I.ave you been here? Jacob. I've met you five days ago. And you already pissed me off. Okay, how did he piss you off? just He doesn't know when to stop talking. Yeah yeah. I don't know what I did. Why do you talk?. Thank you. Yeah. Why you keep talking, Dg? Communication, it's what I went to school for Yeah. I to school, you're still in school. yeah, this sounds like a crush. This is like Yeah, there's a love here. There's something underneath. Yeah There's a deep love here. Be this b Yeah, no, no. of course not. Oh no. Yeah. somethingomet' I'm in love with Riley. Well no. Yeah. If it is, it's one sided. What do you o. Okay, they like each other They like it so fast. I like pure love Oh o, the twists. Jacob Are you willing to get surgery? The twist, you like ladies? Yes. Is that a problem? No No no, there's never been a. Why would that be a problem? Well, it's a problem for Jacob for sure. Not a problem for me. I don't care. Whoa. Whoa, you think you can do better than Riley? I hope so. I hope so too. Okay, Jake Jacob you Jacob. Okay, so now that weve established you guys don't each other for literally no reason at all. Yep.. What do you do, Jacob? You're a wrer? want still deciding my place in the film myustery. writer, director, producer. Okay. S from the creative end. I don't like editing. Okay No. Okay good. It's a nightmare. Only weirdos like editing. Yeah. Right fans? Fancy me He loves it loves it. Yeah. And let me guess Yeah. No, please guys. I mean you want to be in front of the camera How you tell? like a little bit? Yeah, because it Well your energy. Yeah. ye. Any of you guys have a Venmel Yes, yes. All I'm going to aven most one of you guys and you're going to take the whole group to dinner tonight I usually pay for every run in her anyways, but thank you That's awesome. Thank you. Oh, I'm sorry, please don't leave. I feel bad. Oh no. My father's roling right now. I wan to say that again. Did your father not know you were a lesbian? No. Oh, he knows now Oh wow. Oh, Wh, he doesn't know. I'm sorry. Yeah, we can cut that out if you want. Oh, no, I don't care. it's fine. Well, this is how you're coming out. I'm bad friends. What What a way? What? He never watches He doesn't watch YouTube, period. Well, he's going to now. 'ause all of his friends at work are gonna be like I saw your daughter on my favorite show. Yeah. And she's gay? Yeah, yeah. I don't think I'm gonna being much of a surprise for her. your dad kn Did you tell your mom? Yes. And your mom's reaction was what I told her when we were in the car so that if something bad happened, it would at least take both of us out. Oh Good plan. You think your father would be angry No, I think he'd just be a little bit disappointed ' I'm the youngest of four. so if anything, he'd look at me and be like, good's no grandildren. No, no, that's cray. That's cray. about. And how many the other siblings are boys and girls? I have one brother and two older sisters. Oh that's fine. That's fine. Yeah. If you're an only child, I'd say, yeah, you really it. You really I'm kidding. Jesus Christ But you know, its I hear, I don't know if this is genetically real, but I hear the more your kids you have, the youngest one has more of a chance of becoming gay or lesbian orr just messed up in the head. I'm on your side on this, I think The conflict. I really do. Yeah, I think you' yeah Jacob? Yeah. Jacob. yeah. Jacob. I think I'm on your side. It's because I'mewish isn't it? Sos Jacob. It shows Jacob. Are you Jewish? No, Jacob, Jacob, Jacob. Jacob. Jacob. Job. Jacob, you're Jewish. Right, you should have just agreed. are youure. Jacob, get it what are you? If you're not, get a twenty three and me done Be thank you. Yeah. you're there. But don't get in Israel because they don' they don't allow. They don't. Now, you'd have to take it three thousand years ago or something. Yeah. All right, you guys have been great. You guys are Thankk you guys. you guys are the best.. This was actually Weop thought this was a love story And it turns not a love story No but but You are going to show each other love from here on out In my studio, be nice. Yes, sir. Be nice. We be nice. Buenos Nojo amigo I can tell.. Am I right You're right? Yeah, ye P that mic near your mouth. Yeah. Get closer to your mouth. What's your name? My name iss Jack as well. Jack as well. Yep. Jack as well Jack Aswell. Jack Aswell. Jack Aswipe Jack, what do you just see this for me? Jack as well. Interesting.. Interesting. And I'll say per se P se. Y go, no go per se per se. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. very good Do you watch L love on the spectrum Kind of yeah. I I got into like two episodes. My friend was making me watch the finale of like fourth season. Yeah I was like that's not your brother You don't know that man twice removed Cin I gotta tell you this How do you teach these people? Yeah? Jack, can you pitch me a movie U sure. Okay. Are you offended right now No, sir. Okay' sir. Let's move on All right, I was actually thinking about making this along. got kindind eyes. He's a kind guy. I don't know. He's got kind eyes. Yeah,'s a guy. kindind face Give me a pitch yeah All right, so this college student He is feeling like he's getting followed every night when he's going back to his dorm Long day of classes N Long dick classes? I thought you said long dick as well. Long day of classes. long day. Yeah. Does he have a long dick, this college student? Yeah It's helpful for the film if we're selling. Yeah writer's room you could say it. We'll see we'll see a close up at the beginning of the movie. We'll see like the outline of stick. Do does it go down Bow his knees is what I'm saying more like Ankite say but we say ins Kneees knees. Yeahah, ye yeah. Yeahah yeah. All right. so go ahead go ahead,. Okayy guy really nice cock as well. V veryy lucky I know. I know why he's being followed. I'll tell you that. Yeah. someone's someone wants to suck that big beautiful p. Yeah, yeah super de long. Okay, so go ahead He's got this bad feeling of someone being behind him, looks around, no one's there, goes to bed. thinkinks there's someone in the corner, but justust stares at it, doesn't Does't acknowledge it. w, I like it so far. This is a real pitch. I know. I can see it. Yeah. yeah, go ahead. And He gets tired throughout the day he decides to party. nothing crazy happens at this party but He just feels like he's getting followed every day Every night, whenever he's walking alone. You're not repeating the movie, it follows, right? No It does sound It sounds like okay. keepe going.s about. I haven't actually seen that movie. Okay. But uh, No, u So we go after party. Jack, Jack, Jack Let's get to it Y. Yeah ye No, uh End of the week withith all this bad mojo around him J sees that in class, there was this test that he forgot to study for Yeah. And that's what was following him this entire time. Like he's been wasting his time studying partartying Drinking, He's got hing actually following him. He's just I've been thinking about that test exact the test. Yeah, it's a test. homeomework. homeomework We got to make it a monster, you know? Okay as C of be a big like No one's gonna watch it, but it's a short film. Okay I understand that It's very short. It's so short. Yeah Unlike his penis. Yeah. There you go That's Yeah That's the h Yeah. This film is short, but the actor's penis isn't Yeah. and that's kind of the pitch Yeah. how about this? like he's He has a test, right? Yep So You see As a director, right, you see his face. On his face from shoulder up, right R? And you hear him writing test Right, right And then in frame he puts his hand up like this Right In the other frame he puts his hands up like this And it's just penis roty. L's like an octus. So good H he's cock riding. I could see that. Imagine. Maybe like those footsteps or just like his decading the That's exactly what it is. dude.. What it was following, he was dragging his penis the whole time. His penis was following him. Yeah. And that's a good story I'm so glad I had these producers helping. Yeahay We were able to, you know So go ahe Youour titch? So I'm thinking like a meth addicted grocery delivery driver. I'm in. Yeah, I mean I'm already in. Okay, great Drops Are there werewolves? There's no o. Any Lithuanians at all? Yeah. No Lithuanians just pourict Lans. Grocery delivery Dvery driver. Yeah with me Who's play don't let let them pitch it. I mean, this is an easy cast. I go Simon Rex. You know, I love Red Rocket. Have you seen Red Rocket? Yeah, we know Simon Yeah. So I I go him. That's his niece, you know. U has to drop bags off at this old lady's house. Okay Um And they can sort of communicate because she's like passed out in the upstairs But she still has to get down and get the groceries. And at some point, I think she's going to fall and he has to break into the house to, you know How are they communicating through cell phone No, I think I don't know. The window They w this Morse code What are you doing in this pitch? We're already making your movie This guy's really greedy. Yeah, he's really greedy. He wants both movies Yeah, he wants both moies. idea I'm gonna make it just fine. So that's the movie pitch No, it wasn't over. Okay don't know it's a sl Um, you know, he's gonna break in. When you're pitching something, don't call it a slog. I mean that's the first bat He's going to break in. eventually maybe he'll steal something. It's money. It might be meth But I don't want that to be revealed until the end And then he called the police to come get her And then she's realized that she's been robbed. And it's the beauty he called the police on himself And that is what I thought of Yeah two minutes. You gotta make him kill the old lady. Yeah, I think? Yeah, he's got to That's the old lady casting. I was trying to think of that but I can' do. Yeah, we're not making this movie No, we're not at the process of casting. Yeah Yeah. I don't know, you didn't believe this. I know, but we we have to find a long dick person for the. All right, That's a fun cast. So that's the first casting and we're trying to think through our minds. We're gonna spend a long time that cast. Yeah That'll be months because we're not C GIing or AIing. the real deal ho the real deal We're gonna method this Do I mean What color preference? Yeah, yeah easier, easier to find. You can pick any color. Well make it harder for us. Yeah it would take that That's the name of the movie, Make it harder. Make them Asian Make it we're never gonna make this movie Jack and Jack Yeah. Jack and Jack. No, no, Oliver Oliver. Yeah. whyy didd you say Jack too Be there wass another jack that was earlier here. Was there? the one. That guid's name is Jack, Yeah. That first gu's name is Jack. Yeah. Good greatreat pitches guys.ery good. Thank you so much. Oliver, great pitch. Thank you guys best. Thanks for having me. Thanks for having us. Bobby's going to take you guys out to dinner or well give you money for dinner. So pick a fun place He'll go he might go I love you, dude. You're the man.' say we'll come say bye afterwards. I think you two are good I think this is the two favorite people already You can't tell What What is your name? Katie. And Angie. Angie. What What was your shirt say? Mine says Stars Holo, Connecticut. Oh, that's corre. Gilmore Girls. Yeah. Katie and Angie. Katie, Angie I bet you guys do drs? Do you guys do drugs? Kady. I told you I was going to like these girls. I knew it. They they're the troublemakers, aren't they? Do you have more fun Are you more party than everyone else in that room Who else would be partying that room? I force everybody else. I told you I was going to like them. I like I knew they were party. Yeah. I could feel their vibe that she was partying. How old did be to buy weed in L.A? twenty one It's all twenty one. Have you bought any weed? I have not. Okay. give her some money. Well you're gonna get a big chunk of money from Ben Mo. And some of that money is gonna be spent on weed. Perfect. yeah Yeah. I bought nicotine here. I think you're in charge of the money. yeah, you'll be in charge of the money. the most responsse. I'm gonna give you money to eat and get a little weed. Perfect. Angie spends it all on weed.. If you spend it all on weed, a thousand dollars star. Weed. So what. She doesn't even like thosears. I know, but I wondered I want them all to go out tonight. I them Eat something nice. Okay they orre not. You're never gonna see these people again. Every night'm forced to see some of them. Yeah, but when it's over, it's over Sure. You'll never speak to people ever again. I'm gonna like a week or two because you're the only one that's gonna make it. that's crazy.. What about Katie? I'm kidding guys. No So here. No we're not. Yeah You to get rid of me.. No, Katie and I will make it. AI is taking the rest of their jobs.. What are you guys gonna do in the businessiz I'm journalism. And what about you? I'm marketing. So you're Oh, you're both good. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'd love to be able to like check back in in five years and see what they're. Yeah, yeah. I'll come back. yeah. I want to see because some of cases we've talked, some of the cases, like it's a court. Yeah. someome of the people that times we've had, I wonder if some of those peopleople worked out It stuff I mean, Richie works for us. I fucking hate that guy. We love him. No, I love him so much And Richie's from you. Yeah, he's Cinipac. Wow. He made it. He lasted. Heed Do You have plans to move to the West Coast or no chanceces isn't for you. I've never been here before this and my parents are like, so you're gonna move there and buy us a house, right? And I'm like, you know what? Honestly, yeah, I like the weather here. I hate the cold journalist. You're a Connecticut kid. I'm Massachusetts. What about you? New York? New York New York. You're gonna go by New York. Wherere in New York? You're Long Island No upstate Brooklyn.'t. Oh, you're from the city? Wow I'm fucking fucking Brooklyn. you doing?' from Brookn You know Tony, you know Tony Noise? Yeah, I'm Tony Noise. How you doing? T like rice That's all we do is fucking rice around here. You do pitz, I do rice. right. Okaykay. Oh Hey Im mean kimchi over. I'm walking through, you know You guys are gonna you guys are going the So what kind of journalism do mostly live, like anything like I don't like politics or sports. Okay, so you report on like a Okay, I'm setting the scene. The cameras are up. you're on the scene. It's a horrific ten car pile up Okay ye. Okay. I'm giving you the scene. I want to hear you do it. ten car pile up U nine of the ten cars are school buses filled with elementary school children. No, no. And the the n nine cars are that is that new Ferrari EV. Yeah, they're all the new Ferrari EV It was so ugly back. Yeah. I'll go. All right, Well, so dumb. All right, but don't put that in the thing because No ye yeah about how about this It's a horrific ten car pile up. Yeah. elementary school bus is involved Yeah. a big eighteen wheel truck is involved. Yeah. And there's bodies everywhere body's everywhere. Yeah. Okay. And also the International like the alarm that that war is just about to start. R's happening. And you're in the apocalpse. Yeah, not only that Yeah we're about may I add? Yeah. Can I add? Yeah. Right. When you look get a lampose, there's just intestines wrapped around wrapped around it. Yeah, ye, yeah, yeah We got that Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then at one point you mean you're about to start And eyeball just goes Right up off your face. your cheek. Yeah ye. Yeah. All right, so report on this accident. It's a Puerto Rican eeball. that means anything to you. You're you're reporting from Puerto Ric. You're living in Puerto Rico. You'reving in Puertoic Yeah, yeah Yeah. Just to get the facts right, there's ten buses. ten no there's it's a ten car pile up. ten car pile. O of them is a one of them iss a elementary school kids. elementary And they're they might necessarily be dead They're all dead. Okay k. One kid lived. confirmed fatalities. Nine dead, all dead except for one child. One child's alive. And you can make up that child. Yeah, you make up the child. Yeah great And I'm a cameraman, right? cameran. We're cameraman. Yeahah yeah yeah. you're the Yeahah, yeah. All right over here. All right, good evening everyone. We are here live in Puerto Rico where there is a ten car pile up and we are on the scene many fatalities confirmed by authorities. One of them happens to be you gota incorpor the ee of the eye. Yeah ye yeah yeah, yeah, startart over, start over. Ver good. When I do this when I do this, the eyeball hit your fame. Okay,mfect All right.a be real yeah, you gotta be real. And take it again and action. Good evening everyone. We are here live on the scene of a ten car pile up in Puerto Rico One of them happens to be a school bus with multiple children, many fatalities. Only one survived, a young child named Timmy Timmy has words to say about how he is feeling tonight about all of his friends being lost Really good. That's really good. The eyeball think she didn't react to it. No, she did a good job. She brushed it off. It actually was perfect. Yeah. Okay. That was very professionalle A professional would keep going. Yeah. Yeah. been drained in everything in the rain I've had to do. Oh, okay. you're gonna be she is. I can hear it Be if an eyeball hit mine, I would react to it You can't if you're alive. Yeah, yeah. Let's do it. What? I can't do it. There's a way I can do it. Yeah. I didn't memorize the situation. We made it up. Hi, I'm Bobby Lee. and this is KTLA and we're in Puerto Rico and there's a ten pile Cover up It's a cover up. It'sver cover up. Tp cover up with what mean Oh I forgot war. Forgot Oh, by the way, everyone's gonna die soon. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I don't get why you're interrupting my f. Go ahead and Forgot. All right Do I have to do it? Yeah. All right And they throwing the I Yeah. and I'm th No you know what? You throw that right right We'll just take it to the eye. All right Hey, this is Bobby Lee from PTSTDWXM. and I'm here live in Puerto Rico and there's been a ten car pile up, including a school bus with nine fatalities. Yeah I killed him. Yeah You got taken out Katie, that's not your that's not that. Y're marketing. Yeah. But you know how you know how to market. Yeah. But Katie, give it a shot. I you're gonna mark anybody give a job. Okay. We're here reporting live from Puerto Rico with it There's been a bus crash. C. The funniest part is everybody laughs when every when you say ten car pile up with kids. I was like looking Yeah that was really real. That was really real. That was really real. And go, one more time. Go. We're here reporting live from Puerto Rico where there's been a ten car pile up and everyone's gone except for Timmy. and Timmy has some words to say about howouse all his friends are lost And I also die from the ee You die from that. Yeah, you'd also die from the eye. Really great, reallyally great. You guys, you have a bright future ahead. all of the Qinipiac students and we love you guys when I think it's always fun when you guys come by. We appreciate you very much. Thank you guys. All right, go s there. This is your doctor. This is your doctor You performed on Carlos. Miracles. Yes.. pererformed on Carlos. I did. You know how many men have performed on Carlos? A lot. hundredundreds You look like Sallyiari from the movie, you mean, Wolf get whats? what's that movie? Amade? Amadeos. Yeah, yeah Sally Harry's here Yeah, yeah. Oh Saliad. like an artist. What's your name sir David Dutch. Dctor Deutsch.es. David Dutsch. doct. Germ Dutch. And doctor Deutch did this little work of art Carlos's head here. We wanted to bring him in the shout out off love. because my pleasure. So what do you think the chances of this becoming a nice head of lettuce like yours You know, well is not a good answer for. If the first wor from a doctor are well, it's tough. No, the thing is you have to be realistic about when you do this procedure. Sure. So for example, Carlos and I had a very long discussion about what we can accomplish. Okay. I'm going to give you some numbers. All right. All right. Carlos probably has lost about seventy thousand hairs. I' just holy I'm just holy. seventy thousand Sty seventy thousand And we transfer what is his head Normandy? I mean what is going on No here's the thing. What is going on? average humante has ninety thousand one hundred fifty thousand. That's insane, dude. Wow. So you guys are fact cheucking me. Yeah. All right. So so say he lost, you know, sixty seventy thousand hairs. We replaced about seven thousand hairs, seven or eight thousand ha It's a fraction of what he had before, but it's not a numerical density, it's a cosmetic density, meananing you don't want to replace and you can't, every hair that's been lost, but you want to do it in such a way that it gives him a nice result So What we did was we worked in the front back to about the vertex of his crown to give him, you know, a nice hairline And a good appearance from the front. We'll see how things look in about a year see what the donor looks like and then hopefully attack the back. Wow. We also had to build up On the sides here, like the hairline normally plugs into we call them the parietal humps. has to plug in there. Carlos' had receded down. Yeah. So I had to also build that up Yeah to plug the ha. Why does this happen to a human being God knows Is it genetics? It's yes. So the major cause. It's failed genetics, right? Well, I'm not gonna to say it's failed genetics. It's genetics It's genetics and hormones. So we call it anroenetic alopecia, which is a fancyer androgen. Androgens are hormones, genetics, it's heredity. Yeah. That's the vast majority of hairo.' what causes it. That's what we see. There are other factors. it's multifactorial, but those those drugs have a factor? Probably Yeah The major thing is if you are losing your hair or you think you're losing your hair or you're concerned about maintaining your hair You can come to Bosley. I mean, we have locations in almost every major city. All the consultations are free So you can go on Bosley. coma you can set up a consultation and have a discussion. I have so many questions. I have so many questions. Good The first question is this, okay. I have se canan I ask my questions Did I say you couldn't? At any point, did I say I don't know. All right. So number one., I've always wanted a beard transplant. Yes. Do you do those? Yes, we do. Yeah, yeah. we do. And where would you take the hairs from? So it's basically the same thing. It's from the back of the head. Could I use my pubic hair You could? Yeah, yeah could. I want that I want that. Why would do doror Deutsch isn't doing that? Yeah, yeah yeah. why wouldn't you do that? No I mean, you could, but the hair is pretty curly and yeah, not hair. It's straight. Oh maybe. It's unbelievably straight. It's like it's like the mane of horse It's wild. Yeah, it's wild. They don't curl. They stick out a lot, right? has beautiful pubes, doctor Dutsch. I'm sure in the. I'm not going to show you. No the could be done. Yeah. Just not in my wheelhouse. But yeah, there's sure somebody out there. But Boseley does not do that B Bos Basia.ct. All right, so back of the hair. we do but we do beards just not from the pubic region. Yeah ye. backack of the head. This is o. It's what the facts. So this procedure is based on the fact that this This area back here is called the saafe donor zone. Like you can see dudes that are totally bald, right? They still have that ring of hair. Yes. Whatever reason, evolutionarily, whatever it is, they maintain that hair. So we know it's called donor dominance. We know we can take the hair from back there and move it to wherever we want, including facial hair and that hair is going to be perfect. Face on your face is wild though Does that work? Yeah. But once I do the surgery, I can never go back Well You mean take it back? Yeah, yeah. repossess the hair Bring them back back there. Well,ore theoretically you could because, you know like the way that we took Carlos's donor hair out is something called FUE follicular unit excision. That's so we take a tiny little drill and we remove them one by one. Theoretically you could do that to remove the hairs I wouldn't do it on the face because it could leave scarring, right? Yeah scarring.. Oh yeah, it'll look great. I like your face just the way. I wantan a beard like your husband. Brother, you're never gonna this is just this is you either get these or you don't get. Yes, I do. I go to Bosley. Exactly.'s amazing. But this this That's not his hair. Well I'm wearing a wig This is we were a wig for' no fun But he doesn't it.. Now now he's going to take that we were we were supposed to both what he had his wig on earlier. like four fancy on the right We were wearing wigs for him. Okay, but that's that's your hair. Oh yeah, that's my hair. Yes. No, but I've seen you with your hair is great underne. It'sine, yeah, it's fine. but but good. Not as good as this. Yeah And now he's gonna to take this to the bank. Yeah, ye. Thanks a lot. doctor Joge. Sorry.. Is he turned to doctor Tongo? The wig was better. Sorry about. Yeah, yeah, that's so No, But you know what? Yeah? I don't think You should do the beard. Yeah Because your face the way it is. How does it feel to have a beard It covers up how fucked and weird my face looks. You've seen my face My face looks weird too. Now you got a great face. Okay. I had it because when I was in high school, I could grow one And I was like, oh, I could grow a beard when I was like fifteen Ever since then I was like, I'm never gonna not have a beard. It's fucking great. Theoretical doctor theoretically. See, if I wanted hairy feet theoretically, could you put the back of my head and make my hair completely fuzzy You could So we've actually fuzzy feet like a huzzy. What? Like a hobby? Like a hobby. Yeah, ye. You could we actually did my partner did a case. a guy was very U self conscious about not having hair on his calves And we did look, look, look Yeah, he doesn't have any. don't have any. Yeah. I have only blotches like it's from Chernobyl.. Yeah, ye Chernobyl Chernobyl legs. So theoretically you could do that, but you know, I don't care about this.. Could you ever make a palm Harry Yeah, I mean it would grow probably on pretty much any skin surf. I mean, that's crazy that you could do that. hairy palms would be just on your right hand. Yeah. Yeah, ye. you d off too much the joke. wouldouldn't you want to, but you could probably transplant anything. I'll be honest with you, I would love a super hairy ass. Yeah. I have no hair on my ass and I love a very hairy butt. honestly, when I turn sixty, I'm gonna get a beard patent Don't do it. 'use I'm gonna retire and I want a large beard And long hair. I want to look like you know what I mean a mystic kind of creep. You already look like a mystic creep. Yeah in a good way. And we're gonna to go mystic. don't to help. That's fine. Yeah. dor. Deutch, we're gonna go mystic. Yeah, yeah. sounds good. All right. So ats sixty, you're say that In six five years. dude, you're fifty five this year. Yeah.. I fucking forgot. Yeah in five years. I'm not going to get, I don't want to get sad Why It does. I think that means you're going die. I know. And I don't want you to die ever Anyway, thank you so much, Dctor. Thank you, doctor. if you guys wantan to ever get a head transplant or a beer transplant, you haveout a head. Bosley can't give you a new fucking head. Yeah They will. But when you do figure out that technology, I will swap. You want to be Michael B. Jordan. Yeah, ye. ye. go to Bosley. com for more information. Yeah And. giveive themem a heart. Thank you. good dog guys Thank you very much. Thank you for being a bad friend. So good