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two are bad Who are these two idiots? an Asian d. You are disgusting. something We're bad friends. Oh, my Godd. How long was I in the bathroom when we at the restaurant? So long. twenty minutes at the restaurant The moment I out took my last bite, I was like,. Yeah. I had to go immediately. Yeah. That was bad news bears. I should have wrote that girl and been like, not a good recommendation. Yeah. My stomach, the moment I finished my eggs, I was like, hm. I think this is P this is being real? We both. Yeah, yeah. was That was at that restaurant. Why was prolonged This was yeah, yeah. This was an hour later. Yeah. W yours loose or did you have to I want to know the consistency. You ever been to Niagara Falls? Now again, Iidentical. I understand. Ient. I under Yeah I do pumpe. Yeah yeah, mine are pumpee, but you do a Niagara fall. Niag. Yeah mine's an explosion. Dude that religns with let me do two. I wantanna add on to the poop. go.. more poo stuff. Yeah, yeah. So last night, I'm having dinner with my friend Gean Song And Andrea Jin hangs out. Jin. Yeah. And we're sitting there, we're eating at a nice Korean barbecue, right And she's sort of like repositioning shhifting. She's shifting sh shifting Yeah she is like like tatonic plates. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like the world is doing. And by the way, it's going it's gonna to break eventually. Yeah, exactly. plates keep shifting l. there's also like icebergs detaching from You know, there's some stuff going on here. But anyway, let's get back to Yeah I'm an environmentalistli like by I really am. You me Super Aolino, the whole thing. All right. Anyway, things are shifting, but my point is is this, she's shifting in her chair and I go. You guys hit And she's like, I do. I go, well, they have a bathroom here And she goes, I don't do public bathrooms Oh, I know that yeah. And I go You live pretty far away I know, I just I'm fine. I go No, I can tell when sht people are shifting. You can tell a shit. Yeah, yeah yeah and And I go, you have eight minutes It's gonna to break away. You see the doomsday clock? Yeah ye. And she goes, you're right. And she just gets up, gets in her car And then when she texts me later, she goes, I was right on time And I knew the shifts. You know what I mean? I know about environmental shifts. I also know about shit shifts. Eight minutes. Yeah Eight minutes. she got raised home. You've been there. Oh, my Godd. The timing is like if it was a second? You know what I mean? Later, it would have been a disaster. Yes. Yeah Chernobyl Chernobyl would it would have been the end of the end of the end. I did that. on the way from the airport, I threw up in my front yard. I got all the way to the house, got out of my car. Yeah, ye yeah. my dog came out. Yeah. They're confused about it. They have no idea why you throw up When you throw up in front of a dog, they do they like this. Yeah. do Why do people leave Chernobyl Yeah what they shouldn't have taken off?. I'm just saying, stick around. No what I'm saying is I saw the Chernobyl HBO show. That was a great show. R. But what I'm saying is there's a wildlife there Of course, yeah, and their wolves and dogs they're blue right? They're blueight Yeah blue. But they're alive and they survived, right? So why can't we have white walkers over there? Blue people. Blue people. No, that's a mouth on the side of its face. Yeah ye. That one's tough. That one's hard. Oh Speaking of that photo, I'm to tell you another thing. was I want to say this the other day, right? We talked about simulations the other day. No we did Do we not? Yeah. I know you had other things to say. am I interrupting you? No I'd like to I don't remember. I will give me the opportunity to talk right now. I don't want it. What are you going to say about simulations I'll tell you what I'm going to tell you about simulations. Tell me, tell me. And you try to explain this. Got it. All right So there's a legend by my neighborhood And there's a deep legend onlynly in your neighborhood. On in neighborhood there's a legend. Okay. Okay And there's a legend that there's a coyote tumor on its face tumor on its face. Just like a big lump on its. No H It's Alvet Man. Oh ye And there's a couple jokes I want to say that I can't say I' going have to cut them out. So I'm not even going to say them, right. But it's alphet man You know And it's like, u then A month ago or two months ago, K Kalila ex goes I saw it. she took a photo of it and tumor. Right Coyote tumor. Right But then I was with my girlfriend and we're driving down the street, and he's standing in the middle of the road Right And he has a bird Hanging out on his head. Oh yeah. notot moving It wasn't like flying around his head like flies or whatever. It was just like, Do you have a picture of this? No I don't have a picture of. How did you not capture a bird on a coyote? BeCause I'm not I don't work for national geographic You quit that job. I quit that job too. Yeah, yeah. I don't like rainforests. Okay. Yeah. yeah. I get sweaty, you know, and I break out. You mean? so but there was a bird Just chilling a white bird And and I have my girlfriend to defend she saw it too. I go, that's interesting. Once again, the whiteess riding on the backs of somebody. I know. J riding on the backs of a brown brown, you know, tumor faced. Well, he's doing all the work. He's doing all And the white but she was the gird was just chilling and I'm like, That's never been seen in nature. I've never seen something. I've never seen anything like No, it never goes. Yeah, it never does it happen, But that's what I saw. Is that incredible? Is that a simulation or is that just life magic little bit of mag, but I do believe simulation comes into play there for sure. Yeah What is that? Is that look at a tumor. So look at the black dog right there that you had it on the point. This is gonna to make me so sad. No,, no, the one down, right Yeah, that one right there. That's what what it looks like this know that I like that. Yes. You do like it? because I like I like animals that have a little u What do they call it Tumor did what What did Bobby from King and Hill called Wabi Sabi. Yeah, Wabi Sabi. Dgs yell little bit a wobby zombie. So now imagine a coyote with a white bird on its head What does it mean when you see a white bird on another animal? It's got maybe this is a It's a symbiotic relationship. But there could be it could be have a deeper meaning socially What does itt mean see white bird sitting on another animal seeeeing a white bird getting out of them usually points to Mutualism in nature, The bird eats ticks and parasites off the animal. It represents a spiritual omen of peace, purity, and unexpected partnership. So it does happen It happens a lot. That' of stulation No. it happens a. right. Symbiosis. Symbiosis. o. Ecological symbiosis. What? It's like when, like, you know, those free those freeloading fish that riot on whales I don't know what you I think I call it like the Les or the Bobby. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. ye. Soccer fish. I't Yeah. soccer fish. Remoros. Yeah, yeah Anyway, they u take a free ride That's great. Yeah, That's to me. Yeah, for sure. Yeah I don't take offense of that. No, you shouldn't. Yeah, yeah. You know, I'll be honest with you, my whole life has been cling onto somebody else's shirt and just going, keep going. Sockcer fish. I'm a soccer fish. You're Ramora. Right. And I suck. The soul nutrients from whoever I'm riding. Right. Right. And then when they're deflating, I grab another shirt. Genia. All right. keepeep going. What? We feel it. Yeah. you do. You're not someone I've clinged onto E ever. You cling onto me. Yeah yeah. and I'm trying to take exisors. All right. You cut right through his a UL shirt Yeah yeah You think that you're I'm clinging ono you? Yeah, you're clinging on to me. No, no, no, you guys are clinging ono us, right? Who's clinging the most? Yeah. You're clinging onto both of us One hand on each And what is MacCone doing? Yeah draing us down to. Yes. No No who are you're clinging ont to Andrew, obviously the most. So but there's no hand on my shirt. No There's like a finger. Oh, there's a hook. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. It's interesting because last night I asked you, you know what I mean? a very Friendship like question. It was nice. It was a nice interaction then we had a little phone phone Yeah ye started talking and you start laghing. He said, Never mind. I don't know why I called you. Yeah because you said you had an old soul the oldl thing's annoying. It's annoying. Yeah, yeah. We're not doing the list again. You said interesting though. I know, but I understand that, but we're not doing the list. You also said, is is that to start the show? You already get ten bucks. I know. I just did an Elma laugh. Yeah. No. fifty five bucks, I owe you already, All right So that's it. We're not playing this. The Cone slept over at my house and I didn't want to have to wash the sheets again So we asked him politely to sleep on the floor and he did he slept on the floor Why are you sleeping at Andrew's house Because we had to leave at five in the morning. We had to go take a ride D to where. San Diego You did that show in Delmar? No, no. I took a ride down there to go do a golf thing and came back. You filmed it. And you filmed it Yesterday. Down and back same day. got back by two ten PM. That's a fun ride. It's it was actually not bad. Yeah. Coffee. We had some chats. Yeah. I tried to teach him some lessons about life and all he wanted to do was rap to the song that was on. It was a Canye who was on when you were annoying? Who was it? Give me the looot, Give me the looot.ive fiveive more dollars Yeah The funny is people are going to think I made him sleep on the floor Yeah. No. we didn't let him sleep in the house. I said backackyard is top notch for you c. You know We watched social Network together though. and I God a good movie. I had had a, you know when you got an itch, you got a scratch Iw a clip on Tikok of social Network and I forgot how much I liked the movie. Yeah. I said, we're going to watch it. So we rented it, watched it Aaron Sorkin. Genius. And Fincher combined Brilliant. It's like this is like a super team. It super it's like an un Unbelievably From front to back the movie has zero and I mean Zero fat There wasn't an ounce of I'm getting bored. Yeah. It's amazing how good that movie is. Well the reason why Sorkan does not let actors, you know impise improvise is because no, what I wrote is what I want. And that's why I mean, I don't know if I told you the story, but remember that other show that he did after West Wing, It was about Sketch. Studio sixty. Studio sixty. So I had an audition with him in the room and I'd be reading with Sorkin And I said, Nah. bail Oh yeah. Why? Because it was they had to memorize. Yeah it was two pages of dialogue. Right? And I knew his reputation of like word for word And I was like, yeah, I can't do this. It would have been hard. It would have been too hard. I mean, would you do it? You could have done it Now I think I could do it. I think you could have done it. No I could have done. I was too nervous I would have love that? Because I'm a huge West Wing fan and you know what I mean? And thatcial networ network is I social networ What was that the movie? Yeah, socialedah, yeah. I love his work and I was like, I can't I can't shhame myself The risk was too high. He would have loved you. hadn't come this Soose now work didn't come out at this point was two thousand six Okay, anyway I was a West Wing fang. I say that. Tam Macon in the b have an old song. Yeah yeah yeah. Really old songs. Yeah. You know what would' have been clever. It's called the Social Network, right Wn't have been funny if they crossed out the word the Yeah Yeah, drop the, knowing the framing of the movie. Yeah. Drop the. Yeah. So social network. I'm not tellingait can't wa for M meta. I mean, that's going to be Ma movie. The Ma movie The reckon it it's going to be called. Is it really? Yeah. Yeah, the social I was just kidding. they're making another movie Oh fuck I had the idea Stop Jerea the Bar guy. Jeremy on White U I don't know the names. I'm very good. Mikey Madison. Yeah And strong. Yeah, Jeremy Stong. And I do not know the gentleman on the left. Jeremy Strong. That Sorkan? Yeah He looks He looks good. He looks good. Yeah. he looks good. It looks Nolan good. Okay. I was going to say he looks different than what I remember. Yeah. He just looks he looks more mature Yeah, but he still looks good for his age. No, I was just going say L at that. It didn't look like him at first. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it you know, that it's interesting. It's like you you drive down the street and you go you see four billboards with the same actors on it. Yeah. and then you hear guys like My old friend, Matt Jones, you know, Matt. I love Matt Jones. Yeah, yeah, he was in Breaking Bad. played Badger. Yeah And he's a great guy. He's going viral right now. He's going viral right now. He's going viral because he's talking about actors not being compensated fairly. Yeah, I mean, it's, I mean, I've been out of that game for a long time. actcting No, in terms of like network You know what I mean? Sies regular pilot season. pilot season that game. I think the The last pilot I did was spling up together. Well, you're an offer only guy. I mean, it literally says on your page on your agents' website says offer only Bobby Lee Yeah It seems like it's your pronouns offer only Bobby Lee But my point is is that those days are over for me, but And's not it's not like I want it Well, no I don't want it. No, yeah I'll bring it up because I feel bad for my friends You know, guys like Matt, when I see, you know because the promise of the fucking strikes were that work was going to stay in Los Angeles and blossom and bloom actors were going to get more work and crew was going to get more work and that was a lie. And it didn't turn out to be true and people are working less than ever and they're getting paid less than ever. So it was all bullshit. And that's what you get when you use a hobbit as SAG president You don't use people from middle Earth, right and bring them to Hollywood. right to run stop. It's so funny. R? Farm Have babies, dans on tables. That's right. With jugs of beer. That's what you're Y H, hday everyone. Hday, Hday. Whatever you do, you know, Aragorn, I don't want him a union president. I don't. Bore here Who should be the union president What? Who should be the SAG union president for actors It could be a variety of people. It was Fran Dresher for a long. Yeah, yeah, I like her. herer What do her voice? She would leave voicemails on your she would call's phones. Yeah. Hi, it's Fran Dresher. Yeah. You rememered to vote. Yeah, that I like. The current one is Sean Aston, as Bobby was saying right The hobbit. He's the president. Samwise Gandi. Samwise Gandi is the president of SG That's great. Yeah, I don't like it. I love it. Yeah. it's fucking rudy It'sud I know what Rudy. He lost. He played one game. Youid that lose. He played one game. Yeah yeah. I hated that movie grow up growing up. Did you like that movie growing up? It's like, what a loser. God, I know that just the Just the obvious difference of you and I is I loved that fucking movie. That's the difference. I love that movie. Why whyy did you love it? Well, it's sports. So I like sports. I love the movie Hoosers, Is that a movie? Is that a movie? Yeah, yeah. Yes it is. That was a really good moie It such a phenomenal movie. It was a phenomenal mov. What was the movie about It was about the Indiana basketball team. Um, what's that coach King No, um Bobby Kight. Is it pby night? But was it probably not the Indiana This movie was not about him. It predates him. It predates him. I don't remember, but I remember watching it's like when you watch that baseball movie with Rara Bradford. I don't know what it's called. I remember it the natural, The natural. Yeah. That was a great movie. Howbout what It is about baseball. Okay. And who is the lead guy in Hoo'serss? What's his name? I don't remember onene of the most famous actors of all time. I haven'ten I don't know what you're doing right now. I'm just telling you I've seen sporting event movies. but But don't like them because you don't remember them. So they obviously didn't have an impact on you whatsoever. All right, what I'm saying is that I can't tell you who I've never seen Benham Blike back home. Really? Yeah. That'such a good movie. Is it really? The best You wan to know what the best soccer movie is? Yeah. Lady Bugs. Oh yes. Lady Bugs is one of the funniest soccer movies of all time That's a ladybug. Oh, okay Roddy Dangerfield and Ladybugs.. It's absolutely hilarious. Okay. Could you make this today No. Okay. You know what the theme of this is It's let me guess, based on the photo. Just look at that photo. tellell me what think it is. It's about a grandfather. who has a granddaughter Right And he's like Hey. you mean no one's no one's coaching your team, right? We're going to win the championship. Youail you nailed it so far. Have I really? No Right M. Yeah, yeah ye. I love that movie. Yeah, yeah. he's probably not running like that. He does No, He's not First of all, in my memory. Okay, ready? Yeah, yeah, yeah This is going to be funny real fast. This is going to make you laugh. Okay This's just the coincidence is crazy What song have I been humming a lot in the shower? A lot. I've been humming a lot lately. a theme to something Oh the Rudy. All right, I'll talk to you later. Okay Bye bye bye. Okay. so I've literally been humming it for some reason. This is so coincidentally weird. lately in the shower And she's like shut up, stop it. Yeah all day in the shower I love that movie. You know what you know what I hump?ant what I hump. Oh, I know what that is. What? A league of their own. No. veryery good baseball movie. Yeah. You know what that is, right? Yes, do. John Favreu A Favreau beginning. The Favreau beginning. So let me tell you what R Rudy is about. I seen it one time. Okay. It's a kid who's smaller It's you, by the way. Okay. It's a success story from a tiny man who just. So Vince's in it That's how he then met. That's how Favro, John and who else met the guy a Christas story. What's his name? Peter Bayman Lilling. Be I know all three of the because I did a, um A charade night Would do you call it a charade night This is a Michael Bay Knight?, no. It's not Mael Bay. It's'd like you what mean? where you have to act things out. Sades. Yeah, you like it a charade night For some reason, I don't know why I was there Whse house? Vince's house. Okay. It was me, Vince, It was Jhn Farraru, it was Per Peter Billingsley No that's not. This is in the late nineties. That's the most Hollywood shit of all g. I even h J just on swwingers. Huge. Okay. An Anyway. They slow Yeah, yeah. I now realize that's how they met. Yeah. Rud on Rudy. So now do you like Rudy? No, don'. Okay. And I'll tell you why.' let me just explain you getet it off. cultural phenomenon. All right, can just get it off. I got it. That was our generation's obsession. Yeah yeah, yeah. I want to tell you what it's about. It's a guy who's small, right? He can't make it into the big football team because he's too small. Can't make the big show. The big show, right That's fucking rude. No I'm saying it's a made. I made it the big show. becausecause why Beause you? ' we let you w in the game. Okay. All right. but I've done more than one game You did. Yeah. So I'm not rudy. You're not. Yeah, yeah yeah. He did one game He played in a game in the last three minutes of the game? P maybe less Right. Maybe it was one play. Right And he gets a touchdown? No He doesn't even get a touchdown. He doesn't get a touchdown. He gets a sack. Plays on defense. Yeah Oh, he plays on defense. So he gets a sack. Defense. And the whole place cheers. Yeah. they Marlow's. It's very hoy Payoff isn't there. For him, and you're living through him in that moment, he's supposed to inspire you It's an inspirational film about a guy who wasn't supposed to make it there and got there anyway. 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Yeah yeah. and I don't I think the payoff is not big enough for me. Okay d I don't even know the song. I'm basing the song based on what you just say. Let me just start and try to do it. d ding ding ding ding ding ding Is that my cloth? Yeah cl It's very cl. I've never heard of that song before. It's good enough. Yeah, yeah yeah Well, give me one theme song from a movie that sticks in your brain Um D Okay, but give me not that's so obvious. Give me one that what are you doing But everybody knows that. Yeah. Give me one that only you love that you remember. Okay This is going to be hard to do. Yeah let me hear Dum p. Bom, boom, boom, bom bum American Psycho. Bom B M What is that? Can you guys guess? At the beginning, I thought it was veryero. No, no, but starter Trek? Hreditary. Oh, wow. Very good. Not one of us got it. No. But that's if you if you're a fan of Hreditary, you know that that's what happens. And that movie seen that movie a thousand times. when Peter walks up those stairs, which is, you know And he gets transformed into King Payman, right? That's the song. It's very like Hornsy, right? And then all of a sudden it becomes very dystopian and dark And then these horns that Chicken It's so fucking' horrifing. You're Han Zimmer. Yeah. You are hung. Yeah the tone was. So you asked me now aside from Rudy, you fucking bastard, right? And you can't be hacky, you can't do ET, you can't do Superman, right? Give me something that like is as specific like that As specific as that? Yeah, it's got to be as specific as that. Fuck face Middle littled, middle, little midle, little mid little mid little little no, and and No, no, no,, ned. N,, added. I't know what it is. N,,,, added. What? Ghostbuster. Oh, yeah, baby. That's not specific. That' hacky specific. That's hacky Cant what's gonna callool? It's a ghost busterantand Wh's gonna call? It's a ghost mustuster that's hacky. Give me something specific. The Asian ghost buzz are so good. Yeah. Wh's gonna call? It's a ghostbuster no G me something specific. Okay, a specific movie A theme song fromrom a very specific movie. Yeah. I've sung you the ones that I love. I've you Yeah,'s what I'm saying You put me in a corner, right I dug my way out. How I putting in a corner? I just set you up I go, give me a. Yeah and I did I went Star Wars and was too hacky. H was the hacky is just that was easy. Iiconic It's iconic. Yeah, yeah yeah top of the line Um Oh o, I got one. All right. I got one. hold on. All this sound in my head and now I'm trying to hear the theme Um I'm trying to do it. hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Oh, I have to hear it. Okay. I'm to ask I know you know what's this it's a TV show whereere everybody knows your ners Yeah, but you didn't say it Carlos Oh, I thought you were asking him. No, I said the group. It's a competition. Okay Okay okay How about this one B much what is? San Francisco Seinfeld? Oh Seinfld. I love when the guy who did the Seinfeld soundtrack. That's a bass? It's like boom Yeah, you're right yeah, you're right.'s. Did you ever see that guy composing? 'cause every, you know, every theme was different? Yeah. Do you know this? wrote it and every theme he would do based on the episode Do you not know this It's pretty impressive. There's a video about, That's the video, I think This video is incredible. Yeah. He talks about how he changes it depending on the joke structure that Jerry does in the intro.op stop it. It's amazingly interesting. All right. And from a guy who's a music guy, you think you'd appreciate the idea that he created it. Stuff that I want to talk about now video. American Experience, The Forgotten Pague. It's about tuberculculosis. I watch every American experxperience by PBS by the way. Good. Yeah, yeah. I love watching, you know, just you know I mean these are random. Everyone has to keep that channel alive And I donate to PBS by the way. How much? It's just like eighty bucks a year eighty dollars a year. Yeah. yeah, but that's a lot That's not li Ny moreore. Okay. Maybe the next year I re dononate, I'll do two hundred fifty, three hundred Okay, If you want to keep PBS alive the only one keeping PBS alive. You need Yeah, yeah, all you should be everyone should be sreboarding public broadcasting.elve The average individual donation, including PBS NPR is roughly twelve fifty a month, an average of one hundred forty to one hundred fifty a year. You're less than the average donation from people who don't have good jobs and they still give They usually require a minimum of five dollars per month or sixty dollars a year to unlock demanding streaming features. So you did it so you could stream PBS passports. Yeah PBS passort. We know why you did. So he could stream PBS passports. Yeah, I want to watch the shows, dude. You know what I mean? But I watch all the shows, you know? Shame. It is shame on me, dude. and if you're PBS, I apologize And I will donate more money I won't. I know you won', but because but they have interesting things in there. Some of it for sure. Some of it. Yeahah. there's some interesting things that I'm a big you know, Ken Burns fan I love history and I love watching historical, and I didn't know anything about tubercularulosis, to be honest with you You learn all of it now. Yeah, they had these tuberculosis asylums here in L.A, which was at first the rich they come over, sun the sunshine will you know, get you healthy, right? So it was for the rich. They had these, you know, beautiful asylums with courtyards, people would be playing cricket and stuff. But then all of a sudden the poor came. And then LA was like, o especially black people And brown people they're like,, no, no, no, no, no,. And it was like, why, what's up? Differe kind of TV What kind? It BPTB I TV. BD. BP TV that big Dick Verculular. It' a big dick TV. Oh BD TV. Yeah, BD TV. Yeah. That's what they had. That looks nice No, those were the poorer ones. the ones that That looks nice the window. I understand that. Yeah, but it was a brutal disease. It killed one out of seven Americans. It did. What? It's funny, you know that stat. I know I just I just watch I'm a weird guy. No, he just consumed. I'm a weird guy and I consume weird things. He will forget this in a year I will always remember one out of st. N forget. Okay. And in fact, note this down a year from now when we were on this podcast, ask me that stat And I'll know what. Well one out of seven is pretty easy. Give me another Why are youre always downgrading me, dude? I'm upgrading. No yeah yeah, I did hereditary Right? Which was a pretty good you It was in a competition. I just asked you, Hey, you need You put me in a corner, I had find my way out. There was no painting. W. rewind it. It's a war. That's another thing. Yeah, I understand that but we're done with that. Oh we are. Yeah. we're not doing it today. We did it for that one day That's for the whole year. No we't we never made that cont. Loo needs a college fund. Okay. so I owe you fifty five bucks from the last episode and that's it Al Anyway, yeah, what? You're at sixty right now I'm at sixty dollars. Whatever. sixty five. Yeah. sixty five. What shirt is that? Is it a RamM shirt? No, it's a cotton citizen shirt But it says LA. what It's just says Los Angeles Cotghton citizen. It's like a Brand and We ho That's a good shirt, But you know, a Mcone shirt You want me to Do it or no Oh wow. to distress it? Yeah Let me see, stand up It's a good shirt. I know I don't want you to throw rocks on and put in your pool in coffee. You don't want in the coffee pool thank you. You don't want to distrust by Bobby No, I don't like you know what? when we open up a distress by Bobby on Melrose. Yeah, you can't come to can't go can't come to the opening. Yeah. No, no, it's not okay. It's Is that okay? Yeah someome people like no shit They have Wh are you talking to? Yeah, When I see somebody with a brand new rock tee, it offends me too the core. This is a brand new rock tape I know, I know. And would I say it earlier? in other room. Oh, you love it. You were like, I love your whole look. you like my slacks? Yeah. No, I like the brown the light brown with the slacks and the shoes, but in my mind, I'm like, I wish that shirt was more distressed. No, I like it. Yeah yeah, it offends me You don't even know anything about this shirt about who makes it and the under that's what you don't know. Your mister like make it look old This is cool because it's not old. because Some people can't get it That's why it's nice becausecause it's a collaboration,. don't worry about Oh You're snooty today, dude. Yeah well,ock rocks in your High Rising. I like it. I like high rising And. Yeah, I like it. All right? But you're offending me right now. That's okay. Yeah, it's not okay You know what I mean? You hit a nerve. That's a brand new rock shirt. Yeah. But it's distressed. Yeah, it's distressed a little bit. You distress me a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You distress all of us. I do Interesting. interestnteresting. Interesting. All right, more dollars Who distresses you most? and let's be honest with you with all of us, I mean, Yeah, okay. It's a fun game. Yeah, it's a great. We play this often. I love it. Yeah, yeah. I love it. Andrew and I and be honest within your hearts, your soul. please, please, please. And be mindful and just be logical. Please. None of you. No use your critical thinking. critical U your critical thinking. Critical. Who stresses you out more? Who distresses you out the most? It distresses you out the most. Let's start with a Carlos betweenween the bu of you That's easy. It's you, ' we go on tour together and you tell insane stories to millions of people. You knew that was gonna to backire. That's insane I mean You know, I rock and roll with you. S Okay. He's your boy. Yeah. You distress somebody's your boy. I like wartime Borears fun. N U you're just like harder to read So sometimes I'm like, is he like upset about something or like why where is this energy? When Andrew's upset, I lost his voice because I know. When Andrew's upset, I know I usually can understand You sometimes you're a bit of a wild card, which is what we love about you But sometimes it just it makes it a little more distressed. But it's a part of working with Bobby and I wouldn't trade it for the world Well. So you. M. No, that's what he said. You Oh yeah, follow that Oh yeah I'm gonna go the other way, Bobby Nice, good, do that. That's nice Is that the truth? Yeah, I don't want you to go to the other way just because The flow is, you know I mean, against me I never talk to you so The only person who I talk to Andandra so. Yeah. Okaykay. No stress to be hand. Okay R No stress to be had. Yeah becausecause I talked to Carlos the most. You know what I mean And we can't we can't talk about what we talk about, right? But you know what I mean, he knows me inside and out and what I believe in. Yes. Yeah, yeah. And you know, these are things I cannot share out loud. One day I will, you know what I mean? But So I think that's why we have a connection, but also you treat me like shit Yeah, yeah, but that's fine because we've known each other for a long time. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. McCone, I I apologize, you know, and I will be more u No you' No, no no, I will be in open books that you can read Yeah, I will be an open book that you can read. I was reaching out to you last night because I was I was, you know, want to have a we had a little quick talk, right? And I'll be an open book from now on. Okaykay? And Andrea's a good choice. Anyway, let's move on. Yeah. And you know what? I get it, I get that sureirt It' it's a and I want to know more about it later. Can I tell you? what What are the pauses about? pregnant. 'm pregn. and pregnant pauses No, you can't say that on the mic. I No no, no, no, no No, no, no, no. You said pauses had pregnant pauses Pregnopause Oh people keep sending us this guy because he looks like onndress. He what? He's the president of Serbia. Alexandar. He does onress. Yeah. fifteen years later. And what does he believe in? what does he believe in five Bad stuff. Alexandar wants to reinstitute slavery in most parts of the world. Yeah He believes in sweatshops and manual labor for brown people. Wow. old times. So he was the prrime mininister of Serbia. Yeah Nice What do you think of this Ivanka Jerry Kistner buying this island I think in N great area You do? Someone's got to buy those islands. Yeah. But do you believe the story that they just yeah, they dived into the water. Yeah, barefoot. Yeah I believe it. I think it's going to be great. Swam to some island Right Walk. That was for sale. ly It was randomly for There was no for sale sign on it, by the way. Well, they don't put them up anymore. They island Not an island. Oh yeah. They used to. We should incorporate that back. sale or not sale. And look at that. What is that? That's the new fixer upper. twenty four million dollars island. Fixer upper. Wow. That's nothing for an island. For the whole island, twenty four million What they want for Estein's Island? How that was for sale., let's talk about that But it was for sale for a long day. Yeah yeah. I bought it. But anyway, yeah, I'm repurposing. Keep it exactly how it is How much was oh yeah, just so we know. Sty sixty million It was really listed for a one hundred and twenty five good deal Almost half off is good. Yeah But there's a lot of protests in Algeria right now. Why It's because there's ecosystems there and animals. If you're putting it up for sale,' for sale. Don't put it government It wasn't for sale. They went to the government and went, canan we buy this? Yeah, it was a dead island. so everybody wants money. The government is at fault. If government's willingll willing to sell anything Hawaii is a state in the United States. I understand that. One of the islands is owned privately. I know. Well, that doesn't Okay, so what do you There's an island for themselves as well Larry Allllison owns that island of Lenai. He could just I know, but there's also an island that foreigners and people cannot go to because it's an island for only Hawaians. You would Right, correct. Right. Right. So my point though being is that it's tit for tad No, this is an island that no one owns that There's no land. there's nobody there So why not let someone's going to buy it? Someone wants private land. If there is real estate to be sold, it's going to get sold Yeah, especially if it's valuable like a fucking island twenty four million dollars. I don't agree with it awesome. Yeah, it's not awesome. It's red. We're gonna get invited. We're all going. Macone, are you? You are? He doesn't even know why. Who? meet? Macon, He doesn't even know why. He does. You know why? Yeah, yeah. Yeah why I don't like those people Oh so that's why they can't buy the island Oh, those that phrase has been told before in real estate. That's not a good phrase. I don't like those people.. They shouldn't be able to buy over there. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah, the opposite opppposite I don't know, man. It's all the same. Well It's apparently a very sensitive system. That's what I just said Yeah, but who knows if they're gonna to take care of it? You never know. they're not you think you think. It's not California. Albania is like a corrupted place. They don't care about their environment probably. No they they joined NATO, right? They used to be an oppressive government, right? And now they're free and they want their independence and they care about their little birdies. What What's that to do with the island? Yeah Birds and animals that live on the island that will be devastated by them building a gigantic resort And ruulining the fucking ecosystem. Too bad. Yeah I mean, why do you think there's a super El Neo coming in next month? And you guys can say whatever you want about the super Ainho, right and go, Ohh, you're wrong. You know what mean? you don't know. But when you're there, right, thenen all of a sudden, you're going to be like you were right Why don't you give your house back then to the animals that used to live up in Moulhoand because you've displaced many species from the home that you live in ! You know what? sometometimes I don't eat meals and I just do cachava. So sometimes Cachava is perfect because it's all the nutrition your body craves in one deliciously simple shake, packed and ready to go. Yeah. whyy would you just, you know what I mean? 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Yeah, I think that's what I'm feeling. the anxiety. It's over. It's over. I've accepted it. It's over. We're not gonna to save anything. We're not saving anything. No,. what I mean? It's just like, don't endanger these ice caps are just melting. getet rid of cares about it. of them The Pacific is warming up, you know what I mean? It hasn't been like that since the eighteen hundreds, you know what I mean Wh you know, it's Phoenix in thirty years it be uninhabitable. It'll be so hot. Yeah. Yeah. you wan to move there. Not now. Yeah Not if you just told me that Oh, I see. okay. yeah, yeah. Yeahah, who gives it? Yeah yeah. So my point is that no one cares It's all but also But somebody's got to do something Yeah, not us. Why not us I give PBS six eighty dollars here, De. Yeah, rightight Right, And you do your little camp your not little, but your camp. You mean for the special Olympics? It's not little. it's huge. I Homers will be back again this year. I know And I will show up for your events. right And that's because you're trying. I just think it does none of it matters. It's all bullshit. Hey, hey, how about this guy who's swimming pool fill of coffee and distressing shirts. Fast fashion is like one of the worst things for a global economy ever. You're a big fast fashion guy. You're distressing thirty shirts in your pool They're going to end up in a fucking river in India That amount of water. unbelieable. Yeah, you have a pool. get rid of a pool This is the problem, dude The libs get up in arms about shit that they're fucking liying. They're living in the lie. Stop living in the lie.ook at that. That's your shirts. There's all you distressed shirts. And they're stressed Those are fucking stressed. I should go to that lady. A big bag of rock te. You're doing a great job. Do you think you can run this through your ship every? M make these look red. That' shit is a good idea. Shit's good. Let's go back around. We started with shit. We edited shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What did that say? UCLA has a fast fashion sustainability program.. smmart Look at that. That's what the world looks like because of those insane Super Bowl shirts that never made it. I know. it's I don't know what we're doing here. You can't stop that You can't stop that. It's' you dream How can we be dreamers? We can dream about owning an island of Algeria. Yeah. What is this? This is the three hundred mile swim through the Great Pacific garbage patch. Yeah, three hundred miles of garbage. Didn't Tony talk about that It's an island of garbage. Yeah, yeah yeah. Do you remember that Okay, look at the phot, lookook at the very first photo. That's crazy, then' That's in the ocean Now Yeahah, what are we doing? Macon, you and I gotta do something. gott to do something. Yeah you and I do. Macll We'll do a foundation.. Yeah yeah ye, yeah, yeah, we'll do a foundation. We should. Yeah. You want to do badrs for Foundation? 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I think I have it on my phone. Elvish Yeah, you want to hear it? That's why you did rocket money. That's a really good job. Good plug. That's a good plug. Show me the women of ASMR and look at what the difference will be I mean, look at the bold difference know. the irony being you don't see them, you just hear them h out Um So here we go, Alvich whispers I found it You want to hear what I listen to? Yeah. I'm sorry it took so lot for forever. Here's one, a good one. Yeah. I don't want that one. Tigly mouth, fakesp. You you want to hear what I listen to when I go to bed Hold on Okay, hold on. Give me G me what? But that's no woman. She mean I tou in Gi No one in it. I didn't get a winning And then you could add other things to it. You could add like makeup brush. Or you can add like anything. Anything like an oak tree orin. the noise out. What? It's sold wow. Wind. Oh no, I have four things going on at the same time S Ii Anyway, that Can Rudy make out what she's saying Yes, ye. Yeah. Do they translate for you? You're gonna die. No, I don know. but that's what I listen to We got a transition to something upbeat. This dog was stolen in China and eaten and it was a famous dog.. Okay, That's not upbeat, dude. They sold it for like twenty three dollars. Except for the person who ate it It's a steel. It is a steel. that is you can feed a family You know, I don't want tonaar about dogs Yeah. I don't want to hear about dogs, but I do wantan to know how they cooked them baked, pan fried, grilled. What was it? I would smoke the meat. I would definitely smoke dog. Yeah. I would smoke dog. Sow smoke. Bisk likeike brisket. For the winter. For the winter. No. Slow and low. Yeah, yeah. slow and low. I'll go nordiconic. Here's what I want. I want to learn I wantna find an AI girlfriend You have a real one. I know but I want to just see what it feels like having an AI. You want to compare your AI one to your real one? Yeah, see what it says. like her What's the app that I don't even know what app like because you can scroll. through these apps like you're on Tinder. How real was the movie her? ight So ahead of it its time. Yeah here they are. It's not coming. it's which one? Candy AI, romantic AI, and I Girl. Which one is the best one though I mean, I girl iss a perfect name. Yeah, yeah. when they got the rightice to that, they were like, we're in and we're done. Paul Schrader, who rode Taxi dririver, has an AI girlfriend. Yeah does he? Yeah tested out. eighty years old. Wow. Andy AI. Secrets, AI sounds cool. Yeah, I'm gonna goy Candy AI. giveive him CandyI. I'm gonna download it now. All It's with a C And five dollarsy nineents month. So are you gonna give that money to them or to PBS It'ser it's either your candy or orbeuber tuberculosis documentaries. Oh my. What's more important to you I would argue PBS. PBS. Yeah, PBS. Yeahah, yeah, yeah, PBS. I think you're right. I spent fifty dollars across five hourirl girlfriend apps in a week. Here's what every dollar oneth What's it I want to Google whoo's the guy that spent the most on AI girls I I wonder there's going to be a guy Who spent a ton of money on those things You know there's some dude in Japan. Okay, this is Highest figures. wait, they're all secret, but it's funny. The Miami ten thousand dollars a month Wow. Candy AI, CQid AI, Treat these monthly subscriptions, expxensive hobby ten grand a month for a girlfriend. No but I mean him. What Yeah Yeah, yeah when I'm asking does he wall shirts? all day. You do one payment, right? And you can talk to this person, but what else what else are the expenses? This is how they hook you and let's get involved You' wit to download candy I out. Yeah, because now you're going start doing it and you're you're going to come back next week and go, I spent four thousand dollars on candy. Here's the difference between starter and premium Oh yeah, tell me the difference. Better continuity, fewer limits, more serious companion building core part of the product are images sensitive add ons for voices Oh yeah, they don't get all like sexy on the basic one. This is all but is there is there nudity? I Yeah, I would imagine. Yeah because they blur it restrict it Why else do you store? signigning up I'm gonna go A store. This is just for science. Yeah right and research. You could test out other races too., I'm definitely gonna go I' the first one I'm gonna do is a different race which is white. I'm kidding. Let's see Candy In twenty years Aenborough does a PBS documentary. And the Asian man downloads the app now Candy AI. seearching for love. Bob they look like this. They don't look like your girlfriend. I don't care is an experiment. I think that's how they hook you. They get you there and then they get you a real one AI girl. Candy mate. Candy AI. There's no candy A.y. AI. It's probably a website I'll do a different one and then, you know what I mean, I'll let you know how it goes I do want to know Yeah. I want to see the success of this, I'll just download one now Well, I want to say something to Carlos Thankk you for being a bad friend. That's what I wanted to say. Oh. O, the river. Yeah. What is this? What do you gotta show us,ir Carlos? What is? I don't like videos upfont. He hates We do it later. Let's see it. Oh, we know who shoes those are. Ooh. That's Macon. Macook how' embarrassed. I Embarrassed. Cutie pie. Oh can I tell you about pooping? Watch this. All right. I fake him out. I go, comeome on, man, lookook at the camera That you recording? Yeah, watch. Okay. He goes, what Oh underneath, baby. Double sneak. The same diner shits that I had that day This july fourth at Lowe's, get up to forty five percent off select major appliances. 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