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two are b Wh are these two idiots? White de and an Asian dude two are disgusting. You two or something We're bad friends. What's going on with you today? You feel like you're ye, you're very Miyagi today Teach Sunday. Teach us Miyagi. I woke up and it's like, you know, when you have one foot in the past And one foot in the future, you're pissing on today. and' living in the moment. We were gonna do a bunch of Chese verbs. I'm not do Chinese proverbs. I'm just saying that I I saw The bumber sticker driving over here made me kind of mad What did it say? It said, huh If you drive if you get near me, I drive slower. Oh. So I want a bumpperstickerl in my front window says, well, then I'll crash into you. You just have to drive in front of them after you see it. Yeah. I went to the side just to see what they look like. What did they look like? It's an old white lady.. Karen, pass, stay hydrated Look up how many babies born in twenty twenty six named Karen Like nine probably. Yeah. I think that ruined the name Karen. Yeah. Adolphf is ruined. No. No that one's back. Its Adolph is back. What does it say? How many babies named Karen plummeted. The name plummeted. It plummeted It fell out of the top eight pot Pull ye. ye, play ye seeee if Pull pot. Poty, see pot play ye Ple pot. zero zero, zero. ero I created a name zero. Wh? Why? Because he was a bad guy. Give me a name. You can't beat you can't beat zero, dude. Yes, I can. That's, I mean I'm I'm champ right now. How many babies? I'm fucking name champ right now, dude. How many babies in twenty twenty six. C can't make up a name that no one's ever had L back Hitler. No, no, just say a name in the past How many people in twenty twenty six were named Gangghis Khan Genghis No, you said P pot. Genis is not here in the top thousand recorded by Baby N. Yeah, but it's still not zero. Yeah, but Ple would be a name that would be a baby. But you said Pole Pot. You said Genghis Kan Yeah, Gengus K. Yeah, Okay's insane. All right. Zero babies named Gangus in twenty twenty four. Well if I ever a baby, that's what it is. Gang We're tied. Ganggus pot. All right, Gangus Pot and that's. All right we We're tied tied. We't have to play. Well, there's no way to go lower. Okay. Yeah, there's no way to go lower. Yeah, yeah. So I saw obsession last night. Did I not tell you it was good Mhm. Did you think it was good What did I called M Why you tellell me? I called I called Macone. I went and got pizza. I called Macone. Yeah. What did I say terrible move. What did you like about this movie? What was good about it? And then he goes Ever the Contrarian? Do you said that ever Crarianagag. And I go, what are you doing? He's like, hold on, sorry, man, Im at Karaoke. I have to go back in they just picked my song. Yeah Did you go to the place on Wilshire? What was it called the mononkey Bart? was it called I don't know but it had a bunch of Egyptian stuff in it, but it's called brrass mononkey. Brass mononkey. Oh yeah. Well, I was close. There's monkey in it. I mean, BC boys dude Yeah, ye, Brass mononkey. There's one almost Dunkey mononkey. Yeah, and it's a huge It's a massive carry. We've. We've been there amazing. Yeah. You didn't go to that one with how many private rooms? Was it like a row of rooms? It was a lot of private rooms Yeah maybe that was it. Oh, it's in Korea town Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I've been to that one. downstairs. and then they have the girls that you can bring in Why not? Dudes't That's the question you have to ask yourself. Why not? Why not? Yeah, yeah. why are you asking? why? always You always say why not? You know what I mean But why is it what does it that to do with karaoke? I don't know, but Koreans they just do that. H on in. know, you don't. Anybody's allowed to. Yeah. No, but you know how they what do they call them Carlos They're like they're like they're like a I was gonna hang at your Geishas They're not geishas, dude not Japan. No here in America. No, they hostess girls. Hostess girls. That's all. yeah. How did we not get that? Yeahost yeah, they're hosted. They're hostess girls. Yeah, they their friends Koninu Yeah. And then they they try to sell you on a, you know, a really expensive bottle of whatever And they flirt with you, right? It like you guys sing together. You buy the bottle. You buy the bottle and they disappear. I don' know they're like ninjas. They're not ninagas. They're ninjas. They're apparitious. After you st you pay the bill, they're just gone gone. Why don't you? Yeah. I did not, I unfortunately wasn't a big fan. Did your wife like it No You weren't you didn't like it I thought It was a good I'll tell you this, a good premise, very good premise. Yeah. We were hanging they hung the film on the premise Uh, and there was no great twists for me. There wasn't enough where I was like, whoa I didn't own wow. And then my biggest point that I made on the phone to him was He breaks it and he says, I want Nikki, whatever her last name is, to love me more than anyone or anything, one of the two things in the world that didn't justify The behavior to me, it should have been a clever phrase that would have been gray enough like I wish Nkki Howard was crazy for me. I said that when I walked out. I was like a rider's hat on. Yeah. Yeah. wouldouldn't that have been better. You gott to take it off when you go to a movie. live without me. something big. Yeah, something that was like, okay. Chaos. Okay. I alsoso oh, you didn't, you didn't think she was gonna feed him the cat Yeah, she packed him lunch You saw that coming for fucking fifty miles. Yeah. and also When your cat dies, you don't keep it near your house No you when Remy died, when my dog died two or three months ago. Well you enhrined him in a throne. he's in your living. I know, I understand that, but you I had him mummified. It's lock and key. Yeah, you got it, yeah, you take the meat out it sae to me. Yeah. You got to put ' them in a funny position with a tuxedo and a hat. This is what I did. But my point no, I didn't do that. We had somebody take them a facility and he's we got his ashes. He' like, what the fuck is he doing? D he bury it in the backyard I don't think they showed anything like that. They are doing spoilers, but it's been out at this point for, you know, two months. so right. Anyway, No, what I enjoyed was You weren't scared at all. No, dude, I'm a forty three year old man. wasnt wasasn't scared o. I the girp being like, You do that in the studio. I know I do that. I know I do that. I know That's not that crazy. Yeah yeah, but I have ticks. Yeah, you want ye. Oh hereere's another. and I'm gonna offer MacCg some money and this is what the deal is, if you want to hear my new thing Um, I've been For some reason bad friends and other my podcasts have been popping up at my algorithm. I'm trying to stay, you know with, you know The things I want to watch, which is why Carlos have People in Africa are doing things. Football clips and people in India doing. Yeah, ye.. I like, you know, you know, but for some reason, comedy is like coming up. Oh good.ike when you see your friend doing standup, you just you go fast, right? I show my phone off I If I see someone I know in what's going on? who's this girl?, yeah by the way. Especially a crowd workk kind of I go fast. Yeah I'm out. But anyway, I real well I had a book signing yesterday I know is real, but it's just such a funny phrase for you to say Becauseuse most people that book signings, they wrote a book. He's never laughed that much ever Okay Okay. Get it out. Get it all out, man. What's the book? Oh, the it was that way. Cartoon. Yeah, it's a cartoon. What is it? It's called literature. It's animated. Yeah, yeah. So it's a graphic novel. It's a graphic novel. It's a cartoon but it's awesome. All right. I actually read it by the way I read it. It's in our front room. I read one. Okay. I only have one. Huh? Only have one. Well, itk a series. It took about five minutes. All right. I think doctor say I read it. I read it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not Harry Potter, you know what I mean? I really enjoyed it. Yeah. No, you didn't. I don't care. Yes, I did. don't care what you think about it. now you're getting me R trying to be Z. So anyyway, book signing. And so you know, one guy said, can you write this Now this is a war Bobby Lee and I go, why would you want me to write that He goes, it's something that you would you say. You sayay on the show all the time. Right. And then I go, what are some other things I say? You know what I mean? And then also I'm watching algorithms And so there's certain isms that I have that drive me crazy that I do. So every time I say an ism now, I'm going to give McCoone five dollars What's it giving me I'll give you those some of the things that I ye, yeah, yeah. Is is that Yeah, is is that? The thing is this is that Yeah, yeah. canan I say somethingive dollars. Yeah No no, no no, no, no, no as well. It's five dollars. No we're saying no, we're saying that. No, yeah, no, no, no. we're dollars. We're saying what they are now and then there're going to be a time when the game begins. thousandousands of them. From now on. Yeah, yeah. there's no way I'm giving you twenty five bucks right now. All right So I'm just tell you let's get the isms out now and then if I say them, I give Macown and we'll add it up through time and then I'll give them money. Okay. All right. so Let's write them out. So it's I think Two yes is fine. threeree yes Yeah, yeah, yeah it It's three yeah. It's gotta be three. yeah. So if I say yeah, that's fine. I can say two nos No, you get one, no I getair. That's not fair. Dude, this is your ism. All right, this my is'm real. All right, so Are you writing it Damicone? But I wantan to see it on on the things. Yeah, Can I say something? Can I say something Which I don't even know that I say that. Do I say that? All the time. Okay. The thing is is that, rightight, that's another thing that I say, right? What are some other things I say? Wha dude I don't I've never said whoa, dude. Give me the loop Yeah I haven't said give me the longven. Give me the loop. haven't said that long That kept your urban bobby Urban whole thing, like whenever there's a black person around, some octaves change in your bice. No, we can't do that because I'm being, you know what I mean, I'm trying to get to the rhythm and their energy. Like vibe. It's vibe. I'm vibing.. You do have to match up. Yeah you have to vibe. Yeah that's got to vibe. If he's in character, he can say anything. Are you doing, bro? You know, there's some people that you say that to, you know Yeah Yeah, I didn't say that. I did. Yeah. he did. Oh, you'dad did Yeahah. Yeah, it is U what else see you know, you mean that's a Ronnie Chain game You know what? is that? You know what? when he's about to get mad You know what? But Oh, I see that. Yeah. All right, that can't be a thing Why? BeCcauseuse you say it. Yeah. Yeah. So that's not an ism. I have no restrictions. No one can talk to me about the isms. Take takeake, you know what out? War, war, war. Anything about war? unless I'm talking about Iran Then we're good. Yeah then we're good.. But if I like if I tell somebody, we're in a war, repeating what Andrew just said, get all the time. whatever he says, you say the word immediately after Let' give you an example If he calls something like ugly, you would say, yeah, that's ugly But that that's that's ten dollars because yeah, yeah, yeah, that's ugly. would be ten dollars. No, it's two yes. He'll go Yeahah, yeah, that's ugly.ou Yes, well, then it's two yess is fine becausecause it's three yess is the It is true. is the room. Yeah out of your fucking mind dude He does say that. I don't think that's an ism.. I mean, it's like angrily say aloud. Are you fucking mind? Yeah, and then you fall away, you kick the table. all right. Kicking the table. Yeah. That's five dollars Kicking the table is five dollars? Okay Okay, that's Mc might you're now you're being a jerk. Yeah. You're being a jerk. Breathing ye. Do you know the way you breathe Yeah, you can't do that. Okay, That's enough. Can I f No Elo Lav's got to get out now get out. Yeah yeah. Jp an ext through it. All right, ext through it. Yeahah, ye Wh I have an elbow laugh just sometimes. What? Just in case. Yeah, but I have an elbow laugh. thought of it that way, but yeah. brings up I said the Yeah tw I just not. Yeah. Oh fuck. doars No, that's five dollars. Yeah, three yes. Oh, Yeahah yeah, and I caught myself. got close. Yay. That's it, that's one it. There's no way I can do this. There's no way I can do it. All right, we'll try. just for today This is tried today. Is any wayay fine Anyway' fine. Anyway is fine. Let me just finish what I was trying to say. up. I'm happy a young filmmaker is sprouting. and it's going to lead other Young filmmakers to make stuff, and then we can start getting back to making shit. So maybe it helps I think it proves a point that we can make a movie under for the amount of money that they use. Now there's a weird thing that's happening with that.'s like everyone's like, seven hundred fifty thousand dollars's going to make over two hundred million. and you're like, I know, but no one got paid. So someone makes a lot of money and everyone makes money. Now and then they'll go, but they'll get on the next one. You're like, no, but some of these people might not get the next one. But that kid will Yeah, but not everybody will. I know but when Jordan did get out, They bought him a car It's the same company, Blumhouse. Yeah On top of the money that he got. I wouldn't want the car I like I a car. That's how I got to the shoot I understand, but Give me the money. They did give him the money as well, but they also gave him a nice car. I think they were probably gonna to give this kid a bonus and my guess was ten Yeah and sign him to like an overall deal with them to make two more films A different movie. Texas T Chom massacre, I think, right? Oh, that's going to beazing. Yeah. he's good. He's talented. Yeah. he's talented kid. You can just tell by Why did you cover up your comedy st tattoo with a sticker or something? Beause I have a new one right here Oh, w, we didn't even see this. The arsenal tattoo. you see this Heyooner, Instagram. Instagramed it Yeah. That's great. And then she we touched Mike repeated me She retouch my Thomed toward and she touched the mad part here Was it the same artist that did the original? Yeah, you only you use one girl, Char and she's great. What are you doing with that star on your wrist? I'm gonna get it removed. Really? Yeah, I'm getting this removed. What if you wanna rejoin fallout boy, you gotta have There's ellbow laugh. Yeah. Yeah, there is fifteen bucks. Yeah, there's an elbow laugh. I'm telling you though, that because that was so funny what you just said. Let me see your you know, that was during the Fall boy era. Yeah, that's why I said it. Let me see the gooner tattoo Sooner for life, dude Good for you Congratulations. Oh, thank you Oh, we've started We've been here for We've been here for an hour and a half. an hour and a half and You guys are late? No Yeah you guys are late Sit out. sit down Guys, Guys, how are you Ladies and gentlemen, it's Jules Ansan. Yes. in the studio pppp birthday I went to his party. you didn't go. our l went Yes you were invited. It's your text. He showed it to me. He was really upset. You didn't go. In fact, MacCone, when I showed up, dude, this is so funny and pathetic. He's up lookook at, he's laughing he knows, I walk in I walk in with my wife and our friend. And we walk upstairs, they're sitting in a circle. Yeah in suits. Yeah likeike this. No one's talking of course nine people and I go, I'm gonna leave this. This is not a party. It's midsummer. It'ssidsummer. Yeah, it really is. But you changed the vibe when you come in. I did and we took us outside and it made it so much better. Oh, Noention. His friends are very weird Can I be honest with you right now? Yeah Absolutely. Yeah, Friday night when your brothers and his friends came to my Minnesota show. Some of the weirdest people on planet. Yeah And they try to be, you know what I loved about your brothers because you giveave them a talk, did you not? Yeah. You go, try to be more engaging. Right? So they're trying to smile and go, Thanks, Pob. Right? But I know that it's because you gave them a pep talk. So I don't believe what they're saying Yeah Yeah, they have to believe in it. They get scared of the Hollywood of it all. They're not using I'm not Hollywood. Why do you think we're doing this podcast Good yelling, good. takeake it down Yeah Yeah. Is that a part of the thing? What is that? Yeah. Is that you had D disclosure D? Did you see the movie? Yeah. That's why I left last. Yeah, do you think what do you think of the movie? I I to say anything ' I know, but is it good or bad. It looks like a cardboard. Yeah. It's so crazy. It outfit by til. Why'd you crop off? Why'd you crop off Steven Spielberg oom. He was next to you. made New York. No. Look, look. Are you looking for a condominium in Marina de Del Reay ud you look. so so crazy. Funny. That is such it's like a press poster. Yeah And did you purposely expose some of your belly or Oh Is that a new fashion thing? New to this area? come to Tviaight at the local pub. You're running for like st something state government That's insane. Girls, how are you? We're good newew glasses It wear contacts, but you never wear. I've never seen you in those. Have you worn these to the show No, never seen those. You wear contacts? do. What are those? just sunglasses?? Let me see put them on let' me see what you thinks's bonno Yeah let me see Bano. Let's go Bono. Yeahah, let's, let's go Bano Dany. Yeah, yeah, yeah. ye, yeah, yeah yeah. Where the streets have no name. say that. Where the streets go ahead. Well where they're from the streets don't. Yeah don't. Yeah. So can I tell you this something that happened? Yeah. And just give me your best judgment as a There's a couple of things I want to say. Okay, Okay. All right. as a compadre Yeah Patreon. Yeah America first. God bless. Yeah. Girls say America first real fast I'm very first Thank. Okay. You don't believe it though. There's no belief system in that. Yeah. You can tell So u I was we're on a little break on our tour. so I said to the comedy store and everybody, I go, you know, I'm ticaking a week off Nice. I know to stand up, I want to relax, hang out with my girlfriend, hang out with the family, all right And I had a friend call and say,, You said you werere going to be performing a couple of months ago on a Saturday night This specific Saturday night, which is the last night And I go, yeah, but I'm not, you know I didn't call in, but my family's in town You know, is a whole thing that we're coming Did you tell her you were going to be there that night? A couple of months ago, I think she had texted me saying that like, are you performing whatever the day it is, right? So I go, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah Is yeah, ye, yeah yeah. Yeahah, there' a fuck That's twenty do dollars. That's twenty dollars. Yeah. that some of my isms if I give I say them, I have to giveone five dollars. Anyway, so look. So you did may have said, which we do all the time. they go, do you perform on Saturday in like August? You're like, I dont know, man, it's June May. Yeah, probablyably. I guess I have no idea. So that's what happened. Right. I understand. And So all week this person's like You're not, I go, I'm taking a break. You're not. And so finally Friday, which is A couple days ago I I called the comedy store Rose is there any way you can just slot me into the main room at eight And so when you do that, what what do they do? They have to readjust, call everyone and go Somebody gets bumped. Somebody gets bombed. You know, there's you know, happens. Then I go reserve a table. They Mitzy's table, they reserved. Very nice. Right. And then I was also invited to I don'm gonna drop my name. Should. I don't want to. Why not? Because I'm like you that I mean, people who know Emo laugh five more dollars. I don't had to get close. It's close enough. All right. five more dollars This person invited me rockstar. I can say that. Ace freely course. Okay The course Yeahah A guy that's in a band, it was like, hey, do you and your girlfriend want to hang out and go have dinner and watch a movie? And I said, I can't because I have to do this show Saturday night R right? I mean, no, but go ahead. What would you have said Yeah, I'd rather hang out with you. I. right. So I said I that's not what I golf and that's what I do. Okay. So you did the show for these people. So yeah, so I show up at the comedy store and I go to the cover booth and I go Are my people here inain Main room. They're like, they haven't check in yet, but show just started. Oh no. I know. And then I'm on stage and you can see Mitszy's you see you see the booth from stage No one's in there. Oh. Okay, no one's in there why are you shaking your head It's crazy. We're inreen. It's insane right right Yeah. And number one, also it's like they could have sold those seats. Yeah, they could have for a lot of money. And they're very expensive. They're very expens. Those are like nice seats. Right. And then afterwards, I go to the cover but ag go, I sure they checked in. they're not in midy section And they're like I'm telling you no one check no one had a guest list. Did you know next her I didn't text her, I just let it go. I went to dinner with My girlfriend afterwards, with the b check in with the I was so mad I was so mad I couldn't even tax. Okay, time out. Okay What if they tried to go Their name wasn't on the list and they were like, well, we don't want to bother them and they just left There's no way that can happen Im that definitely can happen. I know, but they have my number directly. And you didn't text her after she didn't show So maybe she showed up, couldn't get in and didn't wantan to bother you. Mike The cover booth goes, we promise you no one came up and said, we're on Bobby's list fter I'm going to tell you what happened. I'm at dinner She tees so I tell her my show is at eight with her you know, and at nine thirty, she wass like, we're at the store. ourur dinner ran late this is why you don't do that. All right? And I go I didn't respond to it Then today, what happened She went over came to my house. this woman came to your home? Yeahes, she's a dear friend. Oh, I was like, what is She came to my home and what? Why don't you love me Yeahah. What? And she went with four lucky boy burritos, whichich is my favorite breakfast burritos. We know. Yeah. And then six fresh eggs own chicken. Farm Yeah. I don't want those. Yeah I don't want those. I don't do fign eggs. I don't do eggs that aren't free range. Now I got a free range of. Yeah, I Yeah.re they free range No they're they're from do you know? you've been there Theyre Northridge Northridge Yeah In in her backyard. Yeah kid was there Yeah her kid was there y. She tried use that as as a sympathy C right. Yeah. yeah. How old is a kid That's so mean. It's so mean. Boy, little boy, girl. I'll even work. I love her. She's a sweet happy good to see you. Yeah yeah, it's one of those. Right. What I said was I said You don't want to see her. I don't want to see her. and I go say that I left with my girlfriend in her car So I was just in my room when they were at the house. Awesome. rightight? So She was in your home. She's hearing this now. She's in your home Yeah And you never said hi No way He never came out? No, so we had to entertain. How How long was she there Like thirty minutes.. That's not bad. That's not bad. That's not bad. I in my mind was like she stayed for Yeah. But you have now you have to understand. That's a horror movie. Yeah. You can't leave your room. Yeah. She's like, you know, I think I'll sleep over, seeee when he gets back tomorrow. I understand. You're trying to get out of your house. So But now while this is happening, I'm sitting in my room on one of my other chairs like this For thirty minutes. Okay, that's not that bad Just lay down and I keep texting. Is she gone yet? They're like, No, she's still here. We'll be doing seat ups. I stopp doing that. because you know why I stopp doing that? the discouragement. I thought it was a hundred a day, right? Yeah ye, yeah. I started doing the morning. Yeah ye ash You've heard it. You know it. And when you get the cashab card, not only do you get access to a ton of perks and benefits, like exclusive early access to nationwide concert pres sales or discounts on popular brands. you also have extra security with the power to instantly lock or unlock your card right in your phone in just one tap. I've had my card stolen. I was gonna say my phone because my credit card was connected to my phone and my wallet. And man, would it have been nice? Yes to tap and stop all that. 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Support our show and check them out at H E X C L A D dot com forward slash bad friends. Make sure to let them know we sent you What is going on here? You know, it's I I did a book signing you laugh, you know You saying gu Iy did a book s sideing his ph. I know, but's somebody on the internet game realace. I'm sorry for calling you Pippy up front. That was wrong. I think that's what it is. I apologize. You know what? But let me ask you something. As my friend who's an author, thank you very much. H it. Okay, anyway Is any way Is any wayay up there? What? Is anyw way inism Just a natural transition. It's a natural transition. Yeah. So then you can't put any way up there. No can't you can't how am I going transition then? There's no way to transition. Oly okay during transition. Okay. So so this woman was there for thirty minutes and then how did you did you say Goodbye How do she? No 'cause we're really close with her. Oh, okay, you know her well enough This she's family. Well, she's so close that you lied to her and didn't see her while she was at your home. I mean, must be close friends. Oh, ' I was I would be enraged. You're right. Would you be enraged I'll tell you something, they wouldn't be in my home. That's what I'm saying. I would call and go, Hey, man, you bailed. They saved that seat. That's kind of fucked up. Which by the way, this happened to me, This happened to all of us where people go, we're coming and we're com S somebody told me one time they go I was like, you didn't, did you not show up? They were like We didn't see you. We were there. We left. Oh, they're in a different room. They went to the OR And I was like, did you say I'm Andrew Santino's guest because they would have gone He's in there I feel like no It's like, Okaykay, well, that's why you I don't know what you want me I'm specific. I'm like main room. The show starts at seven. So I'm up at this time. Yeah. You mean, talkalk to this person and then they text you and go, hey, what time do you go on? What time'es the show start? Yeah What room is it in? Yeah And you're like, look up, I point I do the arrow. I go, look up. Look at the text fucking two texts ago. I just said all of it Or look up at the billboard. Yeah, There's a main room thing and an OR thing right And you could just look at her and we're always on the billboard. Yeah. So it's like just look at the billboard. Look at the billboard. Yeah. So I'm at dinner nine thirty, she goes you know what I mean dinner ran late, right? So what would you do? you would say? She was really sorry though. I don't care W I don't give that is also Urban Bob. I would not text you're smart to not text to get mad, but when they talk to you again, just go No, it's forever dead. I would say it's not cool It's forever dead. Well, I go. It's not cool. Forever dead. I want to be forever dead. Do you really want to die forever Forever Do you guys know that song What What shirt is that? R? Roxy music. Oh, It's mine. Oh that's a cool I was just gonna say. Yeah. Is that a Bobby distressed? Yeah It's distress. I didn't like the district. I think just said it too much. so I gave it to her. Itiv me his failure one. I have lot a new shirt. Yeah, ye every morning he's on the dining table just scratching all draping away. He's got that's his new hobby. He's Bobb distressed. Yeah, yeah.. all the coffee things in the pool. No Yeah we already talked about it, yeah, yeah yeah I already said it last night. Who had to clean out the pool My cool poool guy. What did he say? He's like I don't I think he' really worried. He was worried I't know what happened. Yeah. it's actually not a good. Why is your pull black cooffee grounds are going to get in the filter system. You to buy it. you'll probably buy new. No it's instant coffee Oh, it's okay. It's notround. Yeah it's fine. Yeah, yeah,'s fine. It'tally fine. Yeahah yeah. that's another thing. becausecause when you take a white shirt And you soak it if anyone wants to distress their shirt, right? Don't give away your secrets Right? You take a whole bottle of In hot water. Yeah. You put hot water in a bucket I take you do are you interested? Yeah. I feel like you're not. I'm listening. Okay. You take, um pour the coffee in it instant coffee, And and you let it sit for there for days. And then do you scratch it with rocks and Sandpaper. but here's go get some rocks. Nope, but here's what I just found out And I found a trick. Do you want to give this away? I do because it's free knowledge for everybody. Good I had a wardrobe for this movie I'm doing. And I asked the wardrobe lady because they know all about distressing. Yeah. And I'm telling her all these things I'm doing She's like, just go to this company, just do it Oh yeah So I'm just got So what I'm doing, but they go they do it in bulk. So you need twelve shirts at least. You got twelve? No, I'm saving. I have like four, five arrived. I'm waiting for seven more. I'm gonna bring it in and. No holes rockwash. And then I'll put paint and I'll do a little bit more distressing, but you know, you should just throw them in your dryer and then throw some rocks in there I don't know what it'll do. It Let's test, let's figure it out. You put coffee in your pool. That tr. This is that true. That is like Brster's millions or something. Yeah. It Like a kid gets a house. He's like, let's put coffee in the pool. That's insane. It's insane. Yeah, I wantan to build a slide out my bedroom window Yeah And and I also want a publicly from these two friends of mine that, you know, publicly announced that u I'm UK. So your your United Kingdom? No, Uo King The Uno King, right? We talk about that. Yeah, you're the Uno King. D he here at the time? six games in a row fiveive But he is using tactics like threats and bribery.. Yeah. Yeah. He tried to bribe our mom and he got really mad that didn't. Well, that is what the kings would do Kings would bribe Bribe Kings are big bribers. Dude, we colonize And you know what they are in the kingdom. What? I found this out last night. They're goop farmers. Do you know what a goop farmer is? No I don't know what a goop farmerm is. You're looking at two of them. Yeah, It sounds racist. It's not. Goop farers Yeah in medieval There's one letter away for being racist. Do, doom medieval times It's called a goop picker or a goop farmer What they do is Oh sorry, go What is it Gong farmer. Yeah, a nice so. Oh sorry, back up, back up, back up, back, back up. What you call them? Goop? ye, yeah yeah. nowhere near. But goop sounded funny. It is, but a gong farmer is a what? A gong farmer of a medieval and tutor er labor responsible for manually removing human waste from city suspus and castle privies. R. So when you were in the castle, they have a video of this. they would poop off the side of the castle in like a chute And then they had to go clean up the poop and wheelbarrowed away. They were compensated very well. they said. This was a very good job Picking up poop was One of the best jobs. Yeah, because you have to imagine in a castle, right? you're pooping out of a hole. And just off the side of the wall off the side of a wall, probably five stories up The wall must be lookook at that. Oh that's yeah, that's it Oh my God. Iagine and there's the onnce a year they have to do the canal. you know what I mean? The canal cleaning.a clean. S like a little Brad Williams, that's Yeah get up there and he would get stuck. so they would tie some of his foot and just pull him down. Yeah It it's a Swk redemption kind of a situation. Gong farming Remember when you get skca? Yeah, yeah. You guys are gong farmers. Yeah. you're a gong farmer. But me me good money. That's a cool job. It's a very good job. You You guys aren't good with smells though I can't smell Okay, well, then you be got a gunk for me. Yeah. Yeah. Did you guys go to MacCon's birthday? Why didn't you guys go? I had to babysit and then I got really tired Why didn't you go? I didn't even know about it. Well. interestnteresting. It was really I didn't It really fun. I didn't get invited as well. You know know he did it. Yeahah, yeah. You have to direct invite me. You can't put me in a group chat. O direct text message. All right, I'm gonna to look it up. Yeah. I'm sorry. yeah. You should. Yeah, I'm gonna look it up right now. ' I knew you'd make a thing out of him And then as soon as I went to leave, I go, what do you need? What's going on And Micone goes, Can I have a hundred dollars? Oh, it's this Yeah, it's a part offul en. Okay, so what I wanna say this is sometimes you send me videos No be real. this is ike likeike check out this silly video on like your TikTok. He does. rightight? And so then I'll click on it and it's the most uninteresting thing that you could ever watch. So in my mind, I'm like, o, it's just one of his silly TikTok. Sure. It says Macon is twenty seven and has I don't even read. If I see a squarered thing and it looks like a video, I just I just ignore it. You can't partifle Boby. You can't partifle, man. You got to you got to write in a text what it is. Yeah and then send it Pful, he's never gonna to open. I don't know what it is. He doesn't know how to do. I do know how to press a button. He doesn't know how. Yes, I do do. I could do it right now. Well, then why didn't you do it for his birthday because I thought it was a TikTok video. I'm sorry I'm raising voice Yeah. And you're leaving Tuesday and we're gonna to miss you. Wy, where are you going C. No. Yeah. And so is your mom. How long are you guys gonna be gone for Well, she's gonna be gone for the whole year. Yeah. Until Trump's out of office, I guess, huh? Yep Yeah yeah. Wait, you're going to be gone for the rest of the year. Yeah. And then maybe come back next year. Yeah, because immediately when I get back my school starts Okay, so what I wanna ask and it's not a personal thing, right But you guys have two younger brothers who I don't know at all Can they come instead? They don't have visas They don't have visas yet. Okay. G him a visa back visa. I'll get a visa. Yeah Now, here's my worry, Andrew. and you can if you can help me, please because I have familiars living with me, you know, and you are a familiar Um You call them gun fiant farmers, I call them familiar. I should call them goop farmers son actually But Gong is the right Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Gong Gong sounds more. So Gong fo does sound more. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you gong piece of shit. What you doing on my neighborhood or whatever. Get out of here fucking gong of armor. Yeah, yeah Anyway, u the that another transition? Yeah. another transitionways transition. I'm transitioning it. o.. Yeah, yeah yeah. goo ahead. G another five. thirty. Yeah ty dollars So u my your mother is my housekeeper essentially Yeah, she's gonna be gone for three months now. Yeah, what are you gonna do Well, she promises me that this one right here will clean. Pick up the slack on. Yeah, but she won't. Yeah I will. No, you won't. So what I'm asking you is do you know anybody that can help me clean? Yeah I swear. No, no, she will. You don't, you don't. I will. If it's front row, Justin Bieber, you will. Yeah That's exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If if it' Sabrina Carpenter, you will. right? Clean the house, you won. I already promise you, I'll clean. Yeah, but when you ever Yeah, but whenateever you've done, it's not good. What is this? Toppless I don't that turn that off. What are you doing Carlos? Carlos. Carlos, what are you doing? Dream made No, no Carlos stop. Is that who you use? Dream madeade? No, I just do it myself. Yeah yeah. How about Macon? MacCone can clean your house. He always says he loves cleaning houses. Yeah Are you good at cleaning houses good Yeah own but For money, he can be good. You If I gave you let me You think Mult's better than me? Wha. Yeah, because he's scared of me. Yeah, he is. That's true. Yeah, you're not. Yeah. It's like living with a fourth dimensional ghost when everyone's gone. That's so. We don't hi. We don't scared. She doesn't acknowledge me. No you don't. Yeah No you don't Acknowledge me. It's fine. I don't want to acknowledge you either ight But what I'm sorry to the bobby and you're just like, Yeah. all right. I made that noise. I've never made that noise before in my life I've never done that. Okay. Yeah, yeah. So what I don't wantan to get angry. I was trying to be calm. Make it easier, baby. I know, I'm trying to This is why he was like in Oo. slick back Bob. slick back Bob. Yeah, I betrayed even my girlfriend at Uo. Be slick back Bob right now. You're good That's slick backack, Bob. there he is. I need help. She living in a house, She's not gonna do what. She's not. Yeah. I have someone that's amazing. Yeah. So thank you so much. Yeah I would love to present her your way No, you're done. how about this? I'll give you a shot. Yeah. She has to prove herself. I'll give you a shot. I'm so scared So you you're gonna fold my underwear the way your mom folds them. Yeah. Okay No, you're not. No fucking way. No way. You're just gonna throw them in there where they all crinkly. I will. Call her. I'll ask how she falls. Yeah, no, no, no, this is what she does This is what she does. Have you never seen them? H You never seen her do it? No So what she does is she'll put Clothose in the dryer Right? Then I'll come home, right? And there's a literal pyramid of clothes on top of the dryer. And those are the clean ones. Those are the clean ones. Okay. Very nice. While she's was watchhing other things, right? The pyramid becomes bigger and bigger, right And then it becomes Giza. The pyramid of Giza. It is. Yeah, yeah. And then I'm like, And then what happens when you dry clothing And you don't fold them immediately. tellell me what happens. Wrinkles. Winkles, babyrinkles babyles wrinkles, baby. Filding the clothing pyramid of Giza of Giza. Yeah. And so it'll that what I don't want Right? I also does not But this is going to come No, she's not. Fold your clothes. A niney year old lady is outsource it? outsourcing a nine year old lady. That's insane That's cra. That's crazy can She has apps. Yeah. She has cleaning apps. has apps. Oh apps. Oh, I thought she was just likeoo. This has her phone. Yeah. Yeah. Can this room Room clean. Can Yeahah. Hey. You gott to prove yourself somehow. You will. You know what you should make her do? What? Clean the outside of the house. It needs a good washing becausecause of all the dirt from the trees and the storms. No. He doesn't even care about the. Yes, he does. I do care. Parents man like vinegar because of him. No. What do you mean by that? The b of And there's so much stains everywhere And it's just his shirts laying out in the sun and it's like all kinds of colors up. Even our mom gave up on it. Yeah so you don't make that noise. Yeah. Yeah madeade that noise. Yeah, that's another five. It's like forty bucks. Yeah. It's forty bucks. You also it repeated me twice and. we're off too. We're cruising. We're cruising ye Yeah. we're doing I'll give you me That's another way. I just repeated cruising. Yeah another five. That's amazing.'s not ame o. You've never repeated a word that I've said. I don't like to sound like you. Okay. All right, that's fair. Okay, I' hear it anyway. I say Yeah yeah, thank you. Anway. Anyway, the thing is this I'm going that's another five. I'm to give I'm gonna one day I'm gonna I'm going to move a couch. Okay. I'm going to look underneath. See there's a difference Andrew between Surface cleaning. Yeah, and deep cleaning. Yeah you got to G me the difference. Tell me some of the difference. Surface clean is when' just going over just what's to the eye. What's available? What's available Deep cleaning is what's not available. under the beds, under the couches, behind the refrigerator. You got to pull that thing out. You gott to pull that thing out. You do. Can I deep clean once a week instead of every day N Every day, deep clean. No, not every day, deep clean. You do clean every day. deep clean once a week. Okay. mayaybe twice if if you feel like it if I feel like it. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm just going to do That symbol. That's how you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're gonna be like, oh, okay. And then you're like, I'm busy I got things to do Yeah, so what's your job? The baby can clean. Yeah, the bab That baby can clean. One years old now. Yeah. Once you're one, you can start cleaning. Can you walk He can clean. Yeah If you' can walkking in clean baby's obsessed with Bobby. The baby's walking around a lot Yeah, the baby' saying says my name all the time. Yeah. How Bobby, bby, bobby. Oh, so it's clear. Even if he hears me in the phone He'll yell my name. We ask him like, who's your favorite person? He says, Bobby We should get him on the show. Can you get on the show? No he's too young P put him on the show. Yeah. he'll cry. He doesn't He can't conceptualize what this is All he says is this deep Gross orange. You talking about me? No. Yeah. and this color, it would freak him out. Yeah too much. It's too much. I get it. Do see all these paintings? he would think that he was in another world He'n't here another world. Yeah yeah I'm sad that you're going to go home. That sucks. I mean, That's good So what since you've been how long you've been in America? Four months? Four months. What have you been doing? been Have you learned anything? Yeah. What have you been doing? Like I've just been walking around Whking I've been walking around. Yeah. I'll drive around. I'll see I've dri I've driven past you before. And you don't even acknowledge my presence. Wait why I do? You don't acknowledge me. Yeah. Where are you going I'm going to like the coffee shop. Alfredi g. You go to Alfred's? Yeah That's the only place you're going. No, I'm going Give me some other coffee shops in that area Like the books and coffee one. Oh the books and coffee. yeah. Yeah There's a witch H you ever been to the Witches's Brew or there's No, but I just think this is America What have you been doing? Walking? Yeah cooffee? Coffee. Yeah. Nothing Really nothing So you really took advantage of You know Coming to America. And she'll do stuff like this, I'll go, Hey, me and my girlfriend are gonna go to dinner. you want to come? She goes, no. What do you eat? Oh, thank you for asking I'll tell you what they e. Like Chotle everything. I'll tell you what to eat. What? Thank you so much for asking. Okay, you're welcome. Thank you But the eat is two weeks ago I ordered Sonund dang. Oh my gosh Okay, which is short rib. like in a stew. there's carrots in it. It's like a Vikings lack of meal.. It's the best. dang. Gonund dang, right? It's been in my fridge for two, three weeks Right? And the other day, I just see them eating meat Just like a bone and meat. I'm like And they're like, oh, it's from And I'm like, I can order you a new one Why waste? That's right, Wh waste? You think meat for three weeks in a fridge is fine? I'm not gonna eat it for them. It's gota be. I know, but you think that you would you eat meat in your refrigerator that's been there for two or three weeks? No, We're not having diarrhea, so it's good. Yeah. Well, it didn't mean Well, it's What do you mean Carlos? Diarrhee. What? She's Filipino stomach. It's different. A better question would be why is it in there for three weeks Why throw it away Why three weeks? We want to keep it. They want to keep it. Oh, it's you. Yeah. it's me. Keep it in your room on the floor then. Yeah. on the room on the floor. If you like it so much. Yeah, it's just stacked with old food. Yeah. And and then I'll go, Hey, I'm gonna to get postmates and they're like, we don't want to eat But but that's good they're wasting money They're not paid for it. They're not wasting your money. I don't care. You should. Why You should. What I don't want to get an argument with you 's an ism of yours. Okay, but give me a breath. I'll give Macone five dollars. Okay so ninety five I own because I already gave one hundred dollars the other day. Yeah It's an exhausting breath that you do. Sorry. All right And I'm going to tell you why I'm concerned about your money. I used all the money we've made on bad friendriends. I gave it to a guy nam Bertdie Madeoff and it's not good Warby Parker. Now listen to me, okay. Listen, here you hear you. Herey, hey, hey, hey, hey your wife's glasses are so dope. Warby Parker. They're so cool cool. I'm going to go to War Parker. I'm gonna get glasses. 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She's still got a crush on me, right? Yeah Yeah like that. loveove that, dude. She's leaving me Maybe I do. Maybe I should do you mean? She's going back the Pilippines. I know, they'll be back. Maybe I should go with. They'll be back. Yeahah, they'll be back. I leave my life here in Los Angeles for your mom That be such a great story Yeah, but what about our dad What about him Yeah, what about your dad What about them I'm sorry. I'm the new guy in town now. The new guy is the male version of Pippy Lwn stalking. Imagine me at a fucking village in the Philippines You be king They'd be scared. Oh yeah, all the girls would let's do it. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, come on. Let's rip apart our lives. No, no, no, no. There's no golf courses. How many red headaded people do you see in the Philippines? I've never seen. Wow. Yeah wow. That's me. Yeah. with my wife.. White guy enjoys holidays. You and honey is in a tent somewhere. Are there black people in the Philippines? Yeah. Yeah. like our native What do you mean? You're native people She's saying people native to the Philippines. Yeah Yeah' So there's like a Detroit in the Philippines. This chentmel's the indigenous people Oh is o She does look black There's neggritos. who whoa, whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, what? little black Yeah, well, that's for Spanish, it would be. Yeah. That's our native people. Wait a minute. the name is Ngrito.. Yes. Interesting. Interesting. Yeah. Wikipedia is. It says Zooming up top. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You say it then Because you're Spanish. Read the whole thing. He's gott to say it. Thanks. Okay It takes it off of me, yeah Yeah Negarito Yeah for your b. That is the imunive of Negro. but Itin't neegro. Yeah, very good. going keepe going It's used to mean little black person. Yeah. Yikes. So a lot of Doc Willis is on there. Yeah. So you do have indigenous black people that live in hili The Philiines A are you friends with any of the indigenous people growing up? No, why not? Why not They live in other islands. They live in other islands. Right outh central. Southwest, southwest. yeah yeah. southeast Yeah. southe Central Yeahah,outheast far Southast Central. Yeah U Is there do they have gangs Gang There's no like, you know cree We do have gangs though. Okay, what are the gang names in the Philippines Do you have gang names? Flip flop boys, flip fl flip flop boys The sher bo They're up to no good. Yeah, they're up to no good. the flip fl booys badoy, yeah. What are the name of the gang? Yeah Yeah. Sigu Sigputner. Yeah. Sputner. Yeah, that's insane.sne of the largest and most well known citicates in the country. Oh my God. Wow Hal gang. you know, yeah. Bahala Bahalana. I'm a part of the Ware Ware gang. I don't know if you know that. What's Bahal? Um a specific What right Ray Alry w rightapum babum b worry worry Wry, worry Whryry watch it watch. We're gonna get in trouble at Warry Warry gang. Yeah. J just a note, Warry worry gang, We're just joking. We're just joking. You you don't wan to fuck with that guy. Is that is that Wry worry gang? Nah. Yeah what? Bahal? That's a Bahala. we like them Yeah. We're good with all of them. Yeah, we're with all. Let's go ong being. Yeah. Did you like that that I sound close? Yeah. Yeah. goo back. go back to the names. goo back to the nameam. All right the last one is Kuronglling Yeah. Balong Vigilante group in the eighties. Oh they're gone You guys the fat. You have What's wrong I'misting. All right. Do you know any gang members in the Philippines? No, but I remember in the village that we used to live. Yes. There's there was this a group of guys and oh, we're like we're we're gang members. so you have to do the what is it the initiation? me guess let me guess. Yeah let me guess let me guess. What's the initiation of the gang? Oh What's the initiation You have to No we will go to the forest. Oh whoa, whoa, whoa whoa, sllow down. Okay. Okaykay. What's going on? What's going in the forest? There Is that where the Ngoritos are? It sounds scary than the Gor Forest What's going on? Yeah know what's going on there? What are you doing in the fie? What are you doing? P dead frogs and theyaitat this. Oh used to eat a dead frog to eat a dead frog. That doesn't sound that bad of an initiation to. they psychedelic frog. Th then after you get a spanking You got J. They spank you. They spank you. With a paddle No, I said no to this Yeah yeah you can say no. You can say no to the game. Yeah, I'll eat the frog, no spanking You can just say no to a gang. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is b I'm Brandos. Yeahah. Tony's like, you're gonna p us what you owe Yeah. The guy's like, I don't wantan. like, Okay. What can we do? Yeah, what can we do. So you said but did you eat the frog I just like licked it. Oh you licked Is it psychedelic? No, it It must be psychedelic. L gross for just like a nasty pun. How do you wit fine like dead frog. Oh, it's a dead frog. Have you done that? No. No. So wait, that's too young. When you say initiation, that means you'd be in the gang once you did it. So did you get in the gang then You had to let him spank you to get in the gang.. It's not a real gang. Yeah I think it's it was a fake gang. They were like, oh, like we're real, we're real like we're bloods Boods out there. Is that what you're saying? They're certainly not. They're certainly not. Yeah yeah. They were. Yeah. We had the frog bloods. Yeah, yeah They are active blood gang members in the operating sets in the Philippines. Well, we're wrong. Okay. Yeah we're learning. Yeah Oh, in Sebu. In Sebu. Wow, the trrue Brown style. The name of the EBS. True Bown Brown style. Yeah ye yeah. Wow. True brrown style. Yeah So have you run into true TBS? And we should say something to the gangs. Yeah Philippines. We love you guys. We're in the middle. We are big fans. We're corrupt cops Yeah we're correct. if we were cops, we would do dealings with let you go. Yeah. probably be careful. We don't want these guys to get mad at us Well, I've been to Sebu many times. you know, I've never run into a TBS. I haven't been spnd years. You're in the bougie parts of. That's right girl. S a girl.a wait. You're never I'm sorry I'm sorry. Well, he went to Marigondon. I went to Marigandon, okay? I went for swim. I went to a swim in Mar Mar Marigand. Mini Gun down, Is that what it's called? Yeah. So Marig Gandan I went And what did I do in Marigandan? T. You recorded the podcast. No What about the goat and the feeding the children What is that? That's another area Oh, but you're not gonna to give me proompss for that. You fed goats to children? No, no, no. way. I bought a bunch of spaghetti. Y spaghetti What Like spaghetti noodles? Hey, fucking spaghetti. Oh there ye Yeah, that kind of spaghetti. Yeah. And I bought a bunch of spaghetti And there was also bread and some a little salad I went to a village, right? Everyone was naked Okay, Oh my re com out of the village, you know what I a little bit goat tied to a Right always a go tied up. Yeah ye yeah ye yeah. Always Yeah. I just said it again this's a five. Yeah And we had a truck, a van, and I fed the villagers boxes of spaghetti And that story is in the memoir was signed yterday. That's in the book. Is that the author Babil Lee feeding a spaghetti? Yeah. You just gave out Well, I want to try this hard spaghetti. Oh, it's already cooked. Yeah Yeah cooked spaghetti? It give you dry noodles like you boiling water. Wait, you gotta make your own pastauce.ooked sppaghetti? the story really bad. Like he gave meal kits to people. Yeah, meal kits, yeah. I wish it was the other way. Yeah ye. Just handfuls into their hands. Yeah sppaghetti spaghetti And they were they seemed to be very happy about it. You did charity. Yeah, a little bit. And then and then I did my talent show out there, which is fun Yeah, so I've done some stuff over there. I never rented any TBS or And you never want to. You never want to We respect and love the TBS. Do you have motorcycle gangs Do people have motorcycles out there? Yeah's motorcycles. It's all motor mopeds. No, those are mopeds. I mean motorcycles. Yeah I think What's the difference between a moped and a motorcycle? A lot of CC's. So much bigger engines. Well, because of the conflict that we're in right now, I mean, Philippines was the hardest hit really in the beginning of this conflict in terms of gas and. So what should we do about it? Can we do something? What are we supposed to do? There's nothing we can do otherther than house Filipinos. Yeah. That's what I do I do what I can. You did do what you do Yeah ye, spaghti and everything. spaghetti Yeahah. House some three week old meat. Yeahah, yeah Yeah Black pools.lack pools? Yeah, yeah yeah, I do everything I can. Neggrrito pool.. Okay, giveive me what's going on in your lives. Rudy, what are you doing That's all you're doing all the time That's your full time job now. American Dream. Yeah camping Al Yeah. Where? We tried to invite to bobby No, you' never invite me. Thats we got Joshua Tree or from? Leoo Leoo T a ten. That sound like home, huh? Yeah. Yeah. When we went we went camping. Uh Lake Kachuma. Oh, I love Lake Kachuma. And the fucking dog. I was like, Ohh, wow, she can she's like restricted. She doesn't have to we don't have to worry about leash or anything. Why? There's It's like fenced off whereere we were. Yeah. and I'm thinking, oh, this is great She jumps into a like a brier patch and has burrs all over. I spent Like three hours picking out shit out of her fucking f I felt so badying. It sucked. And then I was bummed because we didn't get the tent set up and I was like, this is we should just go Oh my go, you must snapped. I did I was s. I told you about my cousin, Andy and I what my parents did huh Oh weal camping This what my dad said. my cousin Andy, you know what mean? and also Andy's father, my uncle. Yeah. And so we set up a tent, right? We went to sleep And when we woke up, they were not there And and his dad? My dad and my uncle were not there They went to a hotel. That sounds right. Yeah, yeah. And they drove back and they sleep good. They like, you left us here? Yeah You would do that. It's camping You got to learn That's what I know, but I'm twelve. You gotta you gota survive. Okay, okay. gotta survive. All right. But let's go back to camping. W never camp ever. Why not though? I don't like it. I don't like it. I like I like fishing and I like all that other stuff around it, but I don't wantan tona sleep there. I'll go sleep somewhere else. Yeah. because we have buildings now. Yeah Yeah Buildings are great. Also the ground is very uncomfortable. I don't care how comfortable you are You have a bed though, like a padding thing Oh you guys do glamping No You don't have padding when you do that when yeah, you you could do like an insert into a sleeping bag, but it's not That's not much. No, you did sleeping bag with an insert so it's more padded. Not on a cot. No Yeah, but the ground's not that comp. But you didn't sleep well because when you came home, you slept all day. So what happened Because I couldn't sleep because I thought we would just die. That's exactly true. True. You' camp. Did you guys cook? Did you guys do grilling and stuff? Did you hear scary things outside of the tent? There was a guy screaming at his wife. Like at four A. What was he saying? What was he say? First of all, I wasn't yelling at her. I was talking to her He was screaming at his wife. Yeah, he was like, you stupid fucking dumb why are you doing that? Yeah. Now that is scary Yeah. What's gonna happen. He's screaming at at four in the morning. Did anybody say shut up How far away were the campsites from each other Pretty close. Oh yeah. See, that's not also not That's not camping either. You got to be way camping. Gotta be way out Yeah. You gott to hike You gotta You have like a pepper spray. I didn't have a knife. so you have to go. You didn't have a knife Strange You have to do what Ivanka and Jera did. They went to that island. All right took their shoes and went swimming. Yeah. They swam to an island. That's right. Barefoot. That's right. They hiked top of the mountain and then they bought it. They bought it. All right? That's real camping. That's real camping. And that's what you guys to Albania. buy a mountain. Yeah, that's a real Yeahah, that's real camping. So how did you know in the Billa Rort didid you build a fire pit? You didn't build a fire pit and you didn't grill or anything. There no light There was no light. What did you do for food We sandwiches b sandwiches and mustard You brought sandwiches and mustard? Yeah. What do you mean? What kind of sandwiches? It was just bread bread lettuce haam, cheese and mustard Yeah, prison phood. I like a ham and cheese Yeah That sounds like the worst time ever. You didn't just you didn't have a flashlight? No Our phones but then that was on our phone. And then we didn't have data. So at ten AM we were just like What are gonna do? Yeah, exactly. What you know, it's like those cave people that that go where do they plunge it? what do they call them Salunk by lunking. Yeah and they get stuck in a crack like this, right And they get stuck and they're like, I think I'm gonna die, right? But it's like, you chose to be there. You belunk. this. You belunked. You know, I've never been in a cave stuck in a crack. neverever. Have you ever been it I'm thking about it. I don't' What about with that one that movie with his Allor seven hours? What? one hundred and twenty seven? Yeah, he had to cut his own arm off I've just never been in that situation ever. Do you know why?t You don't do that. Yeah When people are coming back like, you know what I mean? what happened to your arm? Shark attack? That's never will happen to me. Well, you do go in the ocean. I know, but Tiger sharks, yes Yeah, But in South Africa now I'm not Wh why Africa? Well, I been there? Ione thee Gito shark Oh shit You're fogged up again, huh? Yeah, Big fog guy. You know what it's a good episode if he's fogging. Yeahay Oh my God. So no camping anymore. No more camping All right, never again. N. Okay. I think it's a good idea. I think that's a really good You don' need to camp. You don't a camp. Yeah. you're comfortable where you are. You're living in his house, living a good life. Yeah Oh, I'll tell you what I was going to see and I'm glad I bailed. I bailed on Scary movie My buddy told me he was like, it's It didn't It didn't do it, which sucks is I fucking loved the first ones. can do. But the original was so funny. You know why it was a moment in time. Yeah. I think it was just a great moment in time. Wow. Wow, wow, wow. Wow wow, wow wow. more money, money, more money, money, money money. I'll say this might be the last time that we see you on the show for a little while. So probably a year and a half. Yeah, we'll miss you. Yeah. go have fun back at home. You'll be back. mayaybe. We'll see. It's funny. She's like I can't wait to go home Yeah. You miss the Philppines like crazy. And I cant meetiss my friends and this that. And then I att Yeah. She feel that. She's been doing an attitudees attude. Your attitudes I mean, why why though No, because like the last time he was like, I want on a date and he was like, I want to I want to meet this guy. I'm going I'm gonna go to his profile. I'm going message him. I'm like, what? And we're going to miss you We are going to miss and I also believe that you're going to miss being here. I don't that part I don't believe. Yeah, I don't know. I think you'll be you'll miss some parts of the States. You'll miss Rudy. Yeah. You'll missf to be in the Philippines. Yeah. she prefers it. Will you w want to go back Yeah, you want to stay here. You're an American. You are. Yeah Yeah. But I mean good luck You know, good luck. We hope you come back. We hope you come back Yeah Say thank you for being a bad friend Sigig Great