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Hey, I'm Andrew Santino. and I'm Bobby Lee And we made something completely insane. We took celebrities, we put them in my mom's basement. We throw trivy at them, we hit them with absurd challenges, and then just when they think they know what's happening, we blow a whole thing a pot. Nobody knows the rules. We barely know the rules. It's chaos. It's comedy. It's the Bad game show. New episodes drop every Wednesday. Watch on the Bad Friends YouTube channel O on the bad game show feed on Spotify videoide. Follow, subscribe, watch, share, play along, have fun. Hey, what's up bad friends? I'm coming to San Diego, Bobby's hometown on june twenty eighth. I'll be there. two shows in Del Mar bro C out Delmar in San Diego, june twieth, two shows at the sound, beautiful sound in Delmar. And then july twenty fourth, I'm in Saint Charles, Missouri, very close, if not the same place basically, Staint Louis Missri, their next door neighbors come out and see me july twenty fourth And june twenty eighth come see me in San Diego, Andrewsantentoot com for those tickets, Andrewersantentino d. com idiots Asian do to a something Matt TV. Okay And then it's called Sugar High Bakery. Shout out to them in Michigan. They came to my show. Real nice. What? I made sure. There's no weed in it. Frankenmouth, Michigan. Yeah This is good, little bad friend cookie and then here it's me and my little prince Yeahep D you hear about the prank? I pulled out on Carlos What was it What was it? You you' remember the prank No, what was? Okay, so we're flying into Oh God, this is like a security res. It's a security prank Okay, like to hear it? Yeah. Okaykay So we're flying into We're hour late. So we're on the tarmac in LA But you hate when that happens This is the worst airport in the United States. That's why we got to get out of here Spencer Pratt Prt in there in there Anyway, we're at the Elliottss on the Tarmac. ninety minutes. ninety minutes hour and a half. Now we're flying to Detroit. am I right? Okay. Correct. So correcto to you. And very good, dude And I reallyally good, Carlos. So, you know, we have dinner reservations You know how daddy gets when I can't have my dinner reservations? What do mean? the pilot didn't know you guys had a dinner reservation? I did not know, dude. What's his problem. I don't know, dude Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Right. So when we land in Detroit, we only we have to get going now People to make their connections. So you know what they say Over the over You know what they say? What do they say Re myember? I don't know what they say is I'm For those if this is your, you know what I mean, destination, you sit while all the people get up never work and go but they did it. N People sat. Yeah, people sat, right? I texted Carlos. I go put because he's in the back So I talkxt to Carlos in the middle I got Yeahah ad. I put him in first class when we fly. No, not me. Thanks. And I texted Carloaskco, pretretend that you have a connection Right? So everyone's sitting and he's rushing up, right and saying, No, I have a connection. I have a connection, right? And he gets to the front and then what do I do He doesn't have a connection, he's lying. is what he. You called him out?' so funy. So He made me get I yell back at him Everyone. Yeah.. It was good. I love that. Do you love that? I wish I was that. I knew you would love it. God, that's. I didn't for you, dude. That's a good one.. It's a good one, right? He's lying I know him.'s Charlt Stood by the door waiting for me So he let everyone and now the flight attendants are looking at him like, this guy's a liar Yeah, ye Yeah. And then but I texted all the my openers as well I had two openers who' you bring? You bought cat and who else? Ramsy B Dal. Yeah, ye, right. Ramsy Dy. Y. And I told them to do the same thing because I was gonna to call them out. didn't do. Yeah, Katsa was. she bailed. Yeah, so she bailed on the thing. She was. she wouldn't do that. Yeah so there's consequences. Big time. You're fired. Yeah. That's He made her cry at dinner What' you do? I didn't make her cry dinner, dude. She c She cried on her own behalf. I tell. She cried on her own behalf. What did she cry of brought up like drama in Yeah yeah, it' some drama in her life Why are you why Dinner. made. Yeah. We made dinner. Normal dinner. Yeah, normal dinner is drama. Yeah, drama dinner. Dinner DD is what I like about all it Yeah. Drama dinner. Drama dinner. Yeah yeah. And so I didn't know that it was going to make her cry Did you No, but you could you could you kept going after I saw the tears start. Yeah, but I'm because I have Asian eyes. Oh And also I have bad poor eyight as it is. That's be true. Yeah That's true. So I haveve double He can't see. I can't see shit. R. So I didn't see the welling. You I mean? And you know, a lot of times You gott to see the welling So I pre you know, I didn't see the pre welling. There was no welling. There was no welling of the eyes, right So then I go, let's keep going Oh, you dug deeper. Y A little deeper, then some water comes out and then water comes out. I still can't see it Really. Yeah, she's drenched at this point until I see Lip tremble. Trembles I can see. Trembles you can see. Lip, trembles Number one, you got up and hugged her. That's how I knew you knew That's on an eye chart when you go to the doctor. What? you know, they say, can you read this EFQ SP and can you see this tremble? They stand underneath. I know. I that. I've seen that. R. I'm good at that. You can you can watch that Yeah. so But I made up with her and everything was fine. I apologizeed profusely You know, and here's another thing I wouldd like to call out if I may, please So anyway, can I cause something else? Yeah. All right. Well, um Remember when McCone said that Project Hll Mary was okay Well, he what he said was that you think you're Ryan Gosling I know, but he said the movie was okay. Yeah he said he didn't like it. Yeah, yeah What do you think posted about I thought it was one of the best f moved me. I cried about five times. Yeah, yeah. Did you cry? Yeah, yeah. Do you know why? You're a sol sociopath? Yeah, you're a sociopath. You're a lunatic A sociopathic lunatic. If that movie didn't makeake you cry brring you to tears. Yeah ye that you didn't connect with what was really going on. Or you a little too millennial for me. It's like not like millennial. Yeah a little millennial cringe Why was it what was it orry I'mry. What about it was Millennial cringe That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard. J What do you mean?, I don't like it being categorized like I hate the movie. It was fine. You know how hotels have like a cente spriak Yeah, yeah. I just got like a hotel Like a Red Bull I know. I'm so sorry, dude. It's all right. Yeah. I mean, it's I smell like Red Bull now for the rest of it. It's one of those example you those example clothes you get. Yeah. Yeah It's now I'm yeah, I apolog. I'm in Redull Okay but that's not a bad thing. No, not really. Yeah. but anyway I apologize. it's okay. becauseuse what he said was absurd. Here's the thing. What about the film was Millennial Cinge? I just mean that kind of style of Avengers style of filmmaking. Wait a time out. Oh my God. There's no Avenger style of filmmaking. The pacing was Perfect, dude to be like She's right behind. Oh, yeah, and there's guy with a shield throwing it. All right And a guy with a metal. What are you talking about man? You didn't like the cheeky. I didn't like the cheeky self awareness thing.'s they've been Hollywood is doing it for like ten years and I'm personally over it, but the movie was movie was fine. I thought that was okay. Okay, but let give a little bit let me give context for people him the lesson People that don't even haven't seen it Ryan's character was excellently executed by him to be a mumbly, bumbly, unsure of himself, kind of high functioning uncomfortable person. to every man. So when he's doing this ' playing kind of into the role more so than the thing you're talking about playing us He's playing us. I think it was lessling and the anatomy of a fall girl. They were both play. Heiss played Bobby. You's playing That's not. No, Bobby, no You guys are p You guys are really Yeah, they're really. What's going on? What is going on? Because I walked in the way also you called me today five times you left a voicemail I couldn't make out. Yeah yeah. And then when I did call you back, it was like, arere you going to be okay with the I you' in an EDM DJ. Oh, I didn't understand a word you said, I said, I got to call you back I cant even I don't know what you're saying. You did it I never did you text me or call me Why It's, you know, it was about me. He's the boss Dude. No, exactly. I'm gonna leave dude. I wantan to leave. What did I do? He just said it. What did I You're the boss She's wr So I get nothing. You get all my love All I love I will send to you. I was gonna to do the Ls up well Oh I love my love as I want I love my love. Whatever. anyyway, u you give me that Okay Last thing I want to say, there's a couple of other things I want to say. Oh but before we move on Go ahead. You're infinite wrong about the film. If your criticism was that it was too long, that's one thing because it was quite long. However, It was well done. It touched a nerve. It's a representation of emotions, relationships, love, friendships friendsiness. It was about all of these things and it was encapsulated between someone that was a you know, a being And don't even give that away because that's a spoiler. Well, it's been out for like three months now. I know but still don't give it away. Anyway, It's rock reter callalls him Rocky. Yeah., we're gonna call it. The communicate. It was so funny. Anyway, it was like very cutesy, and I thought it was cute Oh my God, this guy ET was cute.T When we were when we were kids, when you saw ET Did you get the same feeling as Project Hallimary A hundred percent. off magic. Yeah, magic. Well, it also made me feel like That's a really good example They think you made you feel like Oh my go. Anything's possible. We are we can We can win the war r. W r. And I thought Yeah, that's what it made me feel You know what I mean? We can do it. Yeah. We won't, but we can because you know. So that I mean, that magical feeling that you get from like those eighties movies were like It had it in this. It had it in one hundred percent What? And I hadn't seen a movie like that in so long that it touched me in the right way. Because you're becausecause you're in touch with your emotions. And McCone, you're so devoid of that. Devoid that you just don't understand. Empty shell of a man. I've never met someone that didn't cry during that. Yeah yeah. My brother cried three times. How many times did you cry? I'm not gonna I'm not I'm either.' not exaggerating I genuinely welly got teary about three or four times and then one real heavy one. Call it cat burnding. I was burning I was cat burnding. You were cat birurning. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. such a good. I weld up like three times My brother welled up three times. Everyone asked to watch that movie welled up have you seen it? Yeah, yeah. Did you well up? Yeah, I think I was two though. Okay, that's fine. twow's fine Two's good. Two' good,? O One's a little scary. One scary, zero. Zero is lunacy. Lunacy. Absolute chaos And you didn't well up at all No, Iess, I thought it was cute. It was fun. Okay, what about you, Spain I loved it. I saw it twice See, seeee, that's what I'm saying. A real director a real director. I se it Yeah yeah. A real director saw it twice. Oh I saw twice I want to be like, I think I'm the next Paul Thomas Anderson. right? sees it and doesn't cry Yeah because they're so smug There's a smugness about you, guys. That's fair Okay. what's your middle name Macone Ohgh, that says everything Yeah You're a Grand Stft Auto character. Yeah. Tver Tver. PTA versus MTC Yeah. You sound like a it sounds like a train line You've been on the MTC recently It's a mess Look at, there's Macone. There's MacCone. Trevor. And guess what? Trevor didn't cry at that movie either. No, he did. No, he did not not. No he didnt. He lit that fucking lighter. Yeah, probably lookit the movie theater on fire. Yeah Loo looking for meth.. Oh, dude, spepeaking of airport. Yeahah, tell me. Coming back from Mexico. They They'd given us in this thing that I did. they gave us like a little Can I guess? huh I guess ye. Yeah,igle. No no, what else. No, they gave us a football, a commemorative football. Whoa. It was just like a little not like a it was just whatever. It's like a little signature thing with the title of the event on it It's a nice little thing. And I put it in my carry on. it's a little tiny football and The thing goes off and then they search my bag and he's like thumbing through it and he's like, what's in the bag And I was like, it's a football like a football And he takes it out and he's like, no No, no, no. He said, know what? No, he doesn't like football the game. Yeah He hates football. Okay. Mexico. Oh, he goes It was a soccer ball. love. love.? He would have started kicking us around. Yeahay, ye. No but I'm Chicorito Remember Chichorito? Gichorito? Yeah in his in his You know, nerd pocket What is this called? Front pocket. Front pocket. Yeah. Is there a name for this pocket? I call it Andreas. Tiddy pock. Okay. becauseuse you the Digerie d do or whatever What is the clothes you wear? the Digjerie d do? That's a kangaroo pocket. yeah. It's a little single large pitch pocket. Kangaroo pocket. It's a pocket. So whatever this front he pulls out a needle, a pin that you would put in the end of a like a pump. And he's got it on hand Wow. And he in front of you staring at me. Yeah. No can do. can have no I was like, what Well it's air. Did he put it back in your bag And then he goes Okay go. Do you know they gave it back, right? Yeah. You know why They took the air out. No, no, no. They smuggled drugs through that No, but it went through the thing. There was nothing inside but air. I know, but he didn't know that until he No, but they went through the X ray machine and then he did it afterwards. They stopped me M maybe the X ray machine can't go through that thick level. But then get a new one I don't know much about he threw that? I don't know It was wild. Yeah ye. And then and then they pulled out the um canan't fly with fully inflated the drop in air pressure Why cause the air inside to expand and make the ball pop. It it's just air it's not helium Yeah yeah. it's it's um should have popped Yeah No Yeah. You saved your life then. Yeah, you saved your life. Yeah, you saved your life. No, but then they pulled out I had my theera gun with me. Yeah. The massageun. I love that one. I've used yours. and he goes what what what? what? What? And I was like, oh, Massage massage. Yeah. Massage and then the guy with me is like What's going on I'm like And he shows the woman in charge Yeah and she's like For. Massage. massage. Yeah. and then I go massage gun. And my guy goes, notot a gun. And I go, notot a I mean a massage. Yeah Yeah. And he was like massage. And then I turn it on Yeah. just so he can see because it looks a little spacey Yeah. It looks a little Like you have a laser. It looks a little project Hail Mary. Yeah, yeah, a little bit That's what it looks like. It looks weird. I used the other one, on the go one, seeee that one, the triangle, that one look, you know, that one. Yeah, yeah.' And I turn it on to show him. and I literally I'm like giving myself a massage say.' so funny. And he's like, okay, okay, okay.. Okay. And he put it back. Oh no, he didn't put it back. He threw it down on the table. Yeah and then made me repack my bag right there. But outside of that, Mexico was amazing. bet Loved it. I love it. I love Max. Mexico's about. Let's move there. No. I did have a fun time down there. My buddy got stung by a Stingray It was kind of crazy. We're walking out. We're walking out. So Steve Rand died They were walking out and he goes, what the fuck? And the and it's not deep. It's only like two feet right there. And I was like What? Yeah? You step on a shell And he goes, No, look, and he lifts up his foot and it's bleeding pretty good out of his foot. Yeah You don't know they hang out there? Well, you shuffle your feet. You're not supposed to stomp If you shuffle in the sand, that's at the local site. L can doune. Yeah, you can't. But I buy sting ray flippers. Yes. You stole thoseose are mine. Those are yours, young. I bought two Stingray flippers and they're just like, hang You put them in the water and they're like, what's up? You know what I mean It' kind of cool th I was like, how' your good feeling? the only thing I' ever said You got to swing the b Yeah, sometimes you swing Yeah, yeah, you agreed. I liked it. Yeah, yeah Can I just say one thing also and this is the dumbest thing And I never knew this So this is new restaurant, It's delicious I forgot what it was called, but Is not good, huh? Yeah, but it was really good. And so my man was like, you got to get that lamb neck. Lamb neck. Yeah, the neck of a lamb too make it clear. Yeah And I'm there with the girl that I'm seeing and we're eating delicious. And then finally the neck comes It' been Nic delicacy. It's a delicacy And I go, Do they kill baby lambs And she goes, what do you mean? And I go Well, lambs, you know, have babies, right? Oh yeah. And she's like, no, the lamb is the babyact And the sheep is the I thought Lamb was a fucking spe. I just a different species. Wooler If I may say Yeahes, so I didn't eat it Once I got that information, I was like, I'm not eating baby. Have you ever had veal Yeah I've heard about that. Feels prettyy count. I know that That' why won't eat it Youve read baby Duck I won't eat duck in general because they're too cute. Don't you guys love duck? What do you mean you guys peopleople You people in what way Oh oh, you mean Asians.. Oh I see. Aren't you guys like the this isn't that duck? Yeah, I'm not you know, there's a highly popular staple in Asian cultures. Yeah. I don't like it It's too greasy and It's very fatty and fatty greasy. Why is it? becausecause it's very lean, isn't it? whyy is it get so greasy I wonder but I won' e lam again. Or what about sheep Aill you cheep or just fuck them But then I asked, I Googled, I' never fuck that. Okay. As Car off. Okay. Okay. Please. that guy held it held it. Yeah. Yeah. I don't like dok. and I don't like anything gamey Yeah, gaming mee is not my favorite L like deer orle like bear stuff like that at don't know Yeahah, yeahah But I like just kind of regular meat, but then it's like now it's getting even harder to eat regular meat to be honest with you Uh My algorithm I did see I did see a pig in a machine where the k Yeah they kill it in the k Yeah. The sound was kind of sick. Yeah, but the pain. also ordered war Fray night that's wild that b. That's true.s That's not true. That's not even true. That's not true. That's not true. I'll tell you what is Okaykay It had a variety of different meats inside the sausage. Okay. and wild boar happened to be a little bit of So Wild boar ragu Was it a wild boy Ragu? No no, we had, u Italian sausages with peppers as an appetizer. Delicious. Yeah. And the sausages had a little bit of wild boar, but it had a couple of other animals in it as well. Well, you can read it on the fucking menu. 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No, no, who no, Not Taylor, but what else names are there You got all. And No, I mean, nobody you, I mean, there's what do you mean? There's no celebrities? There's guysy I don't go what Iy I mean, like guys, S guys. Oh, so no celebrities. No. No, these're just like guys at the golf. J regular guys. Well, just regular guys at the golf cour. Well guys could stay out the shit hole. Yeahay. ye, yeah. reggular guys just staying at the Rz on the ocean. Well, they're only staying there till their houses get built. Oh. I also learned that Puorto Vallarta which we were north of, but I learn that that's like the West Hollywood of the Mexican coast Whoa It's like gay. huge gay. It's like it's like downtown. Let's write that down. Yeah. Iess we need to go back. Yeah, Gate Carlos there. It was it was, you know I guess it's as big as I was talking to a guy down there one of the guys at work the Resort who He was awesome. and he was like, Ohh yeah, that's where becauseuse I was like, hey you're living and staying here What do you do as a American gay male? He's like, downtown Puerto Viarda is West Hollywood. I was like, Wow, really Oh, it's fucking. Look at that. The gay scene there is incredible. Oh my. That was my buddy on the left A you being real? No. Yeah. Wow. But apparently the scene is massive. It's a cool scene, dude. So I left a couple parties early to go check in. Well, there's probably a gay area everywhere. Nope Not in Russia No No, there's a gay area in Russia. there's. Look at I know nothing about Russia. They leave. if they're gay, they'll kill you. Not in Iran. Yeah. There's a gay area? No. These are all the places without gay neighborhoods. Afghanistan, Iran, Yemen, Somalia, Qatar, Nigeria. Yeah, it's illeal in these places Well in Nigeria they'll kill you. It's against the law. Almost all these places it's illegal. It's against the law. gay in public. Yeah Is there a mystery though, if you' again in Iran, for instance, right Let me just there are no there's no gay neighborhood. Let me just. because there are gay people I mean, even though there's no gay area, there's gay people. They get converted there and it works there in those countries. Oh they want to mean? What you mean Be they know that they're gonna to die. So that's what. Yeah Do I think there's a gay neighborhood everywhere? Yeah, but a lot of it has to be quiet. So right. It's at St. Petersburg has a quiet scene but I'm sure they can't be loud about it.s like Yeah, Or like behind a tree. That's like the park, but that's where the park started. Yeah, yeah There's got to be like inner workings of where they meet Oh yeah, they probably meet up in like in like speak easasies. you know what I mean? like aasy like an old gay speake easasy. There you go. Tverska Street and nondescript industrial area. See, they got to hide away. Yeah. Oh, the three mononkeys cllub. Yeah, we've been there. Yeah.. There were only two monkeys when we went though. And look what it says various pop up parties. So they got to come and go because Yeah pause. Yeah But there's probably an excitement about it writing makes it sexy again D't you think I know what you're saying. Yeah. It's been like when Ry Carlos illegal Where it's like it's like there's a danger aspect to it. Yeah. it's like you knock on a door like a You need a password or something Yeah, Yeah, you know nothing about this, right? Yeah Yeah. And so All right, so I didn't know I learned something new. I just every country has a gay area I'm sure every country has gay people, but some of them have to be secret. Yeah, yeah Wow. overver here, you want to see me? Yes. Because I remember like when I was growing up, I guess in Korea back in the day Beuse my parents would tell me it was illegal. O. Not one gay there. you know what I mean? And now there are gays. Yeah. You know what I mean? So it's like what happened? They were always there. Yeah. Or maybe this is one day was You know what I mean? the gay Korean Jesus was born and it Converted, I don't know. A Korean? Yeah, yeah It was there was a conversion of some s. Homo Hill. Is that what it's called? No. Go back to in Korea.it It Taiwan, specifically the area known as Homo Hill. It's called Homo Hill Really good. Homo Hill sounds rp. It rs. I would go up Huba hell Anyway, I love Mexico though, I really do. And you know why The food phenomenal the most The most fun. I bet. You can just goof with them. They don't they don't take it so serious. It's like an escape.. If I felt like it was on a little baby escape and the seafood. Holy shit. My procedures next. Oh, yeah, let's announce to the world. This is going to be tracked and Studied, Stied. Yeah. So Carlos is going into to Baselily. they're gonna give him a full hair restoration Yeah Now do they say how many times they got to do it and all that stuff? We're going to do it once this year and then potentially in a year. They're going to retouch. How long is it going to take Probably eight months or so. Eight months of surgery, yeah. Yeah. Oh, the surgery gonna be under for eight months, huh? No, McCon will be there filming all twelve hours. Now let me ask you something. becausecause you're so bald, is that why you have to go twice? Yeah. Yeah. It's an extreme operation. It That's so exte. It's a heavy lif. Yeah.. It's to look like Toy Story five you saw y Oh, did that come out right No but Wy's bald? Yeah on. Yeah, this so I'll have a bald spought in the back. Wow.. Was Tom Hanks pissed about this Yeah. is that funny that they did that? Why did they make them bald? and Because he's getting older. Right But he's a toy. It's like I'm going into surgery to look like this. Carlos, when you took your hat off in front of them, did they go who No, they were professionals about it. It wasn't like because would I would have been well Oh that's a lot of work. Take your headat off. I'm the doctor. Yeah. takeake your headat off I'll be the doctor seeing him. Yeah. All right, so we think we're going to be able to do a really good job, don't you think? Oh I think so, doctor Smith M. Well, doctor Wacame, I think ye we are going to do we're the best in Beverly Hills. Fy far. Yeahah. Well let's see what we've got Let's see what your client yeah, Carlos there go ! God, Darn it, we'll be able to fix that. Yeahah. Pbably gonna come in twenty times in three years I miss a lot I know and I think they're going to be able to do it They take the hair from wear to put it there. Your ass back. Oh, I thought it was your ass. Yeah, it's called an FUE. Yeah. It's your back of your head If you want it curly, why can't use your pubic region? Youould. Yeah I would do that in the front, Pubick What do you think? Yeah you actually gap. Yeah, yeah. moolecular unit extrression, FUE Wow excited Well, everyone already knows I look like this, but it'll be nice to like not wear a hat everywhere. It can be a thing with like dating or something. It could be like embarrassing. No Why don't you do the Bru Willis, just shave it off. No, I'm gonna do the younger Bruce Welis and get the surgery. Okay, but why didn't you do that before though to just be bald? I did for like eight years and I just didn't feel like me Oh like shaved head felt like You have an egg shaped head I have a nice shaped eye. Okay Yeah. egg It's like, you know, it's like the moon or something. It's not this way, it's this way. It's longer. Well whatever our head The moon is circular See that photo right there? Yeah, I see it. Yeah. That's the moon I think I have a nice head Andrew W you think he has a nice head It looks like yeah. I mean if you shave the sides and st you think you don't think it's like kind of Well, we're going to see he has to shave the sides Yeah. Yeah it's going to look crazy next week when I do. I think it's extra but that's my bad No, it's okay. Okaykay. I got a m. What kind of egg? Astrich Yeah As at the comedy w O. See already, dude.. This is what I'm getting on the road, by the way. A little taste. I'm gonna get I do think I'll be a little more confident. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Really Just a little bit. You're quite confident, yes He says stuff like, o that J' didn' land or like Rinner and stuff like that. you know what I mean? Crazy. You really put him down like? Yeah, he'll go. Oh wow. Yeah, yeah. He'll do a Rogan I mean ye Yeah Y shows are in the middle of the playoff. So it's like I have other things to do too. basasketball. Yeah basketall. Yeah yeah, Rogan does that laugh fld Yeah. Yeah. He doesn't like it. orr he'll go haa. Oh. Oh ye twice se out Ouch Yeah, ye. Well it wasn't funny Yeah, but ha ha is like I know if I said something that wasn't funny, what would your responseib? You do that all the time here. I know. I know I do. Yeah, but we have fun with it. I know. You have to laugh through it. Yeah Say something All right That's why the egg rolls reach for the sky That's you would do. It's fun. Yeah, yeah. Yeahah, you give you a little taste. Yeah. You do something I' to see if I can organically respond. Well, and when she jumped, she didn't die. she bounced off the earth Right? Yeah I bought it. Yeah And the crowd would buy it. All right, now try this is the Rogan way Okay That's why leprosy is a condom. Yeah It hurts. Yeah, it hurts. That hurts. It hurts. It'll hit you. Yeah. Yeah're like, fuck, man, sorry one. Well That's why cheesecake takes better on the moon H Oh Wow. O. Wow. That hurts. That hurts, right? It's like a yeah You suck It says you suck. H haa, you suck. Yeah, you suck Or you just edit it out. Like when I have guests on the other thing that I do Sometimes they'll say something that's not funny. But I'll laugh becausecause it's just I don't want to feel bad. Are you polite? Yeah Do you do that I do it on this show every We do that. So you think that half of the things I say isn' that's not funny. More than half So most of the things I say aren't funny. eightighty five Ay five fifteen Really No, you're sofie, you're the funniest person I fuck All right, so then it's like I laugh at you because we're having the most fun I've ever had. But As a guest though, you do pretend Ohh, with guests? No, well, you just you give them some space with it. Likeike you go you go, oh yeah, like you just feed into it. Yeah, yeah until they hit the note. He! Pumps s it down. G Sut up. Sut the fuck up. Shutot your fucking mouth. Justin Bieber everybody. Justin Bieber. We got him. Soberre you're a Bieber fanatic? Yeah, I love Bber. You like Bieber I love Love, love, love L, it's like a Beyond love. like I have with the Lord Yeah with with the Lord. Yeahre you religious? He's a huge lordy. I'm ay. I'm a Lordy. I love that. Yeah. Beautiful. bigig lord guy I also believe in Satan. So it's like a conflict. I like you can't I'm conflicted. You know what I mean? Butt you have to believe in both. That's true. That is true. Yeah that you actually do have. Yeah, you do have to believe in both. Yeah. No we I think he's a talented talented kid. But I don't think I'm jamming into the music, but I do what do you listen to? Clash. yeah. Oh Have you heard of them? Yes. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. They're great. They're great. yeah. What do I like right now? You know who I just started listen to? I T style. I found this girl. Okay. Trint style is great apparently. Yeah, they are good Yeahah. Yeah. I found this girl. I love her voice Isabela Kay? Her name is Freya Ridingings. I love her Freya is great, great. Freya is so good Beilky voice Yeahah. She's beautiful. You guys listen to the same type of music. Well, we're old. old. How old are you? Old. Oh guess. This is fun. Is it guess? Yeah. forty two. No. Older? Yeah You're lying. I'm not lying. Google it. forty eight Older fifty O. fifty four Yeah shut off. I am. What's that like Everything creaks. Yeah. Yeah, imagine. See this hurts. See this right here? Yeah. This hurts real bad. I can Well my neck hurts too these days. Why? How old are you Guess Oh fine. twenty seven M me sex How old are you Guess, Gess Here we go. forty six. yeep forty two. You get Botox No, lookook at my fucking face. Yeah It Looks like you have Botox. You mean I need Botox. Now, it looks like you had a little m le. It L looks like you got attacked by a bear. Yeah. In like the Revenant. Like It looks like I've fucked up in the woods. you win for the revenant? Yeah. Yeahah, he did. Great movie, right? I I never saw it. I just remembered the Oscars campaign.. He never won. Why did' you see it? It wasn't like my type of movie. You don't like bears? No, I don't love bears. Muskets. How about muskets? What's a musket? Pa It's a type of gun Oh ye. You don't like bears, Do you like cubs? Hubs sound cuter. Yeah Are you an animal person? Yeah, I like dogs. All good Yeah, I think I'm like getting there with cats. M. I know. You don't need to. I know I don't need to. Yeah. I literally have a kitten right now in my house. I told you I wasn't there with cats yet. Yeah. didn't He just told you he wasn't there. I know but I'm just trying to find a home for this kitten. Yeah, yeah, it's like this small, it's so cute. Can't. Why Dogs. Okay. Yeah. All. I'm a dog. ye. Yeah. You have a dog No What? Why I have nothing You have nothing. Nothing. You have a building that you live in though. I have a home. Oh a good. I have a home. I need to take off my hoodie. It's hot here This this is why this is why we do it Yeah Yeah, Yeah there we go. That's you're r. There we go Yeah. How tall are you guess fiveive two three. Thty, fiveive, two, you asshole. I'm five four. I'm taller than you are. ive three. stand up. Yeah, go back to go but to but but but to butt That's the only way to really know barerely, takeake off your hand Oh, yeah. Oh no, Bobby, if you're five four, then Jake, you're five two That's two inches of difference for sure Don't do that. Don't do it here. Don't do it here. Don't do it here. Yeah, yeah. I will Yeah, yeah. you' f five three I'm five seven then. Yeah, you're. What are you fiveive nine Six one Dear Dob Okay, I take okay, you're Sit small. All right. You do sit small. Well I sit small. Yeah. Well I'm sitting at a desk Yeah, yeah. Yeah. People say that they, I thought you were shorter. I'm sitting down on camera. You know what's interesting about this? Can I just say something about torso and legs? Maybe you could back me up on it. Okay. So the girl that I'm seeing right now is five nine And her legs are five feet. What I'm saying is is that even though I'm five four, it works because the fact that like She has a smaller torso Wait, I'm sorry. I didn't listen. Oh my Him. Oh my God, I love Him's because you know, I've used hims. it's made my hair thicker. So I don't have to go through what Carlos went through. Same It makes my hair a lot diffickger. because HimMS offers convenient access to a range of prescription hair loss treatments with ingredients that work, including choose, oral medication serums and also sprade. Doctor trusted ingredients like finesteride and mininoxidil can stop further hair loss and regrow hair in a little as three to six months. And I've been using it and I love it. It helps my hair stay a little bit thicker than it is as we get older. 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Selection varies by location All right, so what I'm saying is that I'm five four. She's five nine But it works because she has a smaller torso. Her torso is smaller. So her legs are longer. so it works when you're having when you're making out and stuff. He doesn't understand that. that doesn't really matter. That doesn't really make sense She's still taller than you now. I understand that, but you would think that No, you wouldn't think because your penis isn't at your feet You you're not standing up, kissing and fucking. You're laying down. so you're slid up. So your little feet are at her knees. I know. Okay, so what I'm not like going, look at me. You know what I mean? You yeah, you kind of are. No, I don't look at my little feet by her knees going look look at my little fe. She sees them She stays. Yeah. She does. Yeah. She stays. Yeah. she stays. Are you single? I am. Yeah. goodood for you. What are you looking for? I don't know. I always said I wanted a boyfriend, but don't I think I'm too selfish. at mom. You're gay? A little onene hundred percent Yeah. okay. Yeah. You you ever heard a Homo Hill No, it's not. It's the gay neighborhood. We just looked it up. Homo Hill. Yeah Homo Hill' is the gay neighborhood in Russia. Russia? Korea. Korea.. I want to go to Soul so bad. Yeah, go to Homo Hill. No my best friend's in Soul right now. Homo Hill is supposed to be will love you. This got brought up because I said I was just in Mexico and A friend of mine said Port of Vallarta is like the West Hollyw have Oh my god You've been You've been. I've heard. Everyone's fucking all the Oh so it is true. Yeah, it'sue. A PV. and like, that's what I've heard. Beause a buddy of mine, I said well, where do you go out? Like like, where youere you to meeting people? becauseuse it on the beach? And he go, no, no, I meant, We were far away from PV. and I said Where do you go out to meet Dudeent? And he goes, Ohh, dude, you go down to PV. This is heaven on earth. lookook at that I know Why have you been? Why have I not been? Yeah, yeah I don't know if that's my type of gay scene. What is your type? What's? My scene? Yeah. I don't know if I've found that yet. Really? Really? What's a night out for you on a Saturday night? Oh, a night out. Okay, am I in New York or L.A For, you live here now, right? Well, I live in both So wait, what you do on a Saturday night in L.A. In LA. All Dinner What time is it? I have to know the specific exactly You know what I actually don't love to Well no, I'll do like an eight PM dinner. I'm your roommate You might roain? Yeah So what are you going to do tonight I think I had dinner with some friends at eight. Where are you gonna go No, we don't really know yet. Maybe like Well, we can't decide if we want to get dinner at Livving Room and then continue going I love liivving room. Oh my god. It's funine. Yeah,ah.'s fun, especially when it's warm. Asparagus. This is offending me for certain. I'm not even getting'm getting annoyed Have you met my friend Raouul? No, Hello He's from Spain. Are' from Spain? You are Yeah he Yeah. Yeah, we're in Spain. None of your business. Yeah yeah. Barcelona.one are you the police? Yeah, Barcelona. Barcelona. Oh I Barcelona. went I once with my mom. Oh, really? Where do you stay Where did I say you know, I don't remember but I remember I remember loving it. Yeah. Yeah. He loves it there. Yeahact. And he's from there as well. Yeah yeah. Mant Anyway, Raouul's from out of town. He's from Spain. Yes. And Jake's going to the living room, right? love it. love Yeah, it's fun there. It's fun. Yeah dinner then what after do we do for after? A After I'll probably go to bed at like if I'm in LA, I'll go probably go to bed at like two. That's Oh no, that's when Oh, I'm so sorry. Yeah the after That's when we have pop. I don't like an after I don't like an after after party. nothing good happens. Well, we're bringing it back to the apartment. so bad bad luck for you. I know. You don't want to come over You know, maybe not tonight. We're gonna do poppers. Popers. I do I love paoppers. Yeah. Carlos is excited Carlos loves poppers. LA is tame. New York, is this where you go? Yes. I New York, I I can't like I when I really commit to a night in New York I It'll ruin me for weeks. Well tell me why Are you a big drinker? Big drinker. No drugs though. No Yes drug. Yes drugs. No. Yeah, we're lie detector tests. No. Yeah, we can smell it. We could smell it. Yeah. you said that. What kind of drugs do you do? No. You on. Okay. Oh so I'll just tell you the drugs I've done. Okay, go. All right. Mh No, you haven't. one hundred percent, have I another math.'s m. He' He's a recovered addict. reco. set me up for that one. Are you really a recovered addict? Yeah. No, no, I'm a garbage child What is that? A garbage, I'll just do anything. He would take anything. Yeah, yeah. Are you lying? No,, no. whyy would I lie? I don't know. I don't know. He just pretended to be Raouul. does that J Bobb Lee kic in the habit. good for you. Yeah yeah. four years. Well, this was to twenty twenty two. I relapsed. And then we had a relapse. Yeah this is kind of null and void, but ye. I'm glad you made a trophy of it. Yeahy, we got a trophy out of it. Wow, it's actually really refreshing the way I've done so I've done meth, I've done crack. Crack. What's crack like It just feels euphoric and very good. Really. I me one time, you love the way crack smells. I like the way it smells. What does it smell like? Like pooh. kind What kind of crack are you talking about? Crack. You said you like crack the way it sm. Oh, the drug. Yes. Oh ye He's done crack mh. Never hert know you're talking about the. done not ever heroin? No heroin. No heroin, Noah. Yeah. yees. That's a hard one. Yeah, that's a hard one. Yeah. I've done Molly Well, of course, ye, yeah, of course. I've done Weed, acid, mushroom. you mean, acid scares me. Yeah, yeah. Yeahah. So now what have you done . let's move on Let's move on. Okay. But can we do this though? You have done other things other than alcohol Okay, we'll just come on six Yeah. He's twenty. He's twenty six. Yeah. like a young man. Where you you werere born in New York Yeah Well, born in L. I raised in New York.. Where are you guys from? Chicago San Diego Okay, my brother's getting be married in San Diego., it's aautiful c. It's Gor.ne of the best's gorge. Gorge. Born L. you born. youre an LA high school kid? No, I was born in LA. I moved New York when I was two. Oh so you Nework. I'm a New Yorkid. Oh you' N York. Yeahah. Are Manhattan kid? Yeah. Yeah. Wow, What does that mean orn was raised in the city. Oh. It wasn't as exciting as you would think I like New York so much I don't even know the Buroughs. Brooklyn. Yeah I don't want to know no, no, no, no. don't even tell me. N him guess. Okay, guess, there's five, right? There's five. And I there's whyy are you doing this You don't think I can do it? Yeah go. Queens. Yeah Brooklyn. I just had that doesn't count. Yeah, but there's five, so that's one of the five. continue. There's no D on the end.? Brooklyn. Manhattan. Yeah. Yes. Okay Oh Give me the You're kidding, right? I swear to God. Give me one letter from the The Borros. The Bs What Bronx? The Bronx. Yeah, and give me the last letter. H. Yeah, there you go. I'm so sorry. Are you Are you well? Harlem is not a borough. Harlem. It's a neighborhood that Harlem's in Manhattan. Staten Island. Yes. That's a borough. That's. I think. Yeah Well then don't say it like you know It is like that. Yeah, it is like that. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay Yeah Brookelyn, ManhattanQeens set down on the Bronx. When I saw gangs in New York I had no idea what was going on. Oho, I want to he that movie. Oh That's so good. Yeah. Itot about the five corners. Yeah. Yeah. You never seen that movie No. I feel like you've never seen any movie Name a movie Oh really? ye Yeah. let's go okay, let's go, you know we're one flew over the cuckoo' nest. Never. For' gump. course Why of course? Be I feel like everyone Shash Anankerentin. No. topop gun the original. No Oh, Hopgun the new one. Yes. Yeah Good fellows Yes, I love goodood feellllows. Oh, you do. I watched it when I had COVID. I was It's a good COVID movie. I was in my like I was in my like mob era. I was like obsessed with mobs. Oh so Goddfather you seen Yeah, I don't really I can't Why? It's just like really like I I don't under What what do you mean? I didn't know what was going on. And then I started part two and I fell asleep. Casino No Which mob movies did you read? Yeah? Casinos were of the best mo movies of all? Just good balad.. I think if you that's pretty much I I loveved Goodfellass. I thought I thought it was I thought it was very well done. It is well done. It's one of his best movies that turnurns out it ye is everybody again That's good. Let's go moreore ever great Brave heart we said you never saw that. ET Yeah, I've seen ET. Yeah. What is it about? It's about alien that like. Hangs out with all the kids and like ye, ye, yeah,ah Did you see the new movie Project Hell Mary that we? I did. I did see that And what did you think about it? I cried. How many times Tice. Yeah.' right there. Yeah. Three times each year.. See that guy in the middle? Noot. He didn't cry One time. What once? He didn't cry at all. When's your birthday. June So Gemini Geminis don't cry. I you evil fuck. Yeah. ye, yeah, ye, ye yes. Jake, I secked him. Yeah What do you think about these Gemines? What is tellell me about them. I'm Gemini rising in a Gemini moon, so I know a lot about Geminis. Okay. They're very two sided. Okay. I have two sides to them. Oh Yeah, yeah, two sided two sided. So like you're You can lie Oh, he's a liar. And so he's a piece shit. not a piece of. don't know if you're a piece shit but you definitely go to bed at night and you look at the you look at the ceiling and you just don't know who you are. Yeah conffused about who you Okay all us.. I'm a Libra Oh, you just want the peace. I want the peace. No not. He's m of war. Well, then I need Yeah yeah. what's to your side? Mine? Yeah, Vir ao Oh, so you you're panda. Yeah, that No no that's Panda what the f. Panda? Yeah, not panda. That's not your sign. No no, that's not my sign,. No Ki. Ki. Yeah, yeah yeah. Yeah. You''re you like control. And I could tell you been cut that Right Yeah like control. Yeah. I'm doctor control. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You went to med school You went to bad school? Yeah with Trump No, you didn't. We're both doctor. No, you saw the photo, dude. Okay. We're both doctors. What is? Yeah. So you went to medical arere you lying to me? you went to medical school with Trp Trump. Yeah,. And you're also a recovering drug addict. That's true. That is true. That part's very true. Yeahike in the. So the first part's fake. Yes. Oh, you good. Why wait, what's fake The Trump Medical of Trump. Yeah, I to go to med school? What? I don't know. Look at Do you think I'm doctor Ken Jung? No You was in a hangover? No, I didn't know. I'm just you're lower. This is a lower entertainment.'re on are you're in the basement right now. Yeah. you're in the basement. All right, so dissect the Spaniard right there. What he's what are you? you're Ari A Aries, you're nasty. fucking nasty. Nasty shit Hell ye. Aries man are so rude. Who are you most attracted to? What sign of man Uh Louise, do you think I have a specific sign that I'm attracted to? Yeah, I love Asage or a Virgo. I love a Virgo. Thank you. Yeah, you're welcome. S. Yeah, yeah. Sagittaria. What is that? what month is that? It's late or it's November, December.. In the Chinese thing, what year are you? I think I'm ne the rabbit. Yeah, I can tell You do have rabbit and you hop like a motherfucker. Yeah. Yeah I can. What are you guys? I'm pig. You're pig? Yeah, yeah. What am I? I have no idea You might year. eighty three It is he let me guess. let me guess snake See that Okay So what do you guys got? We're both pigs, dude. Yes Yeah dud. Oh dude. Wait, that's so cool. I don't even know anything about this. Yeah what are the year of the pig. What does it mean The pig is the last animal in the Chinese odiac People born the of the pig are innocent and enjoy happiness. They're laid back so innocent to me. They're laid back, caring, considerate kind and makes them the best friends to have. Dude, we are You are the both. God What you I'm the rabbit. What is ra What is rabbit? Let me gu see. Wa put in nineteen ninety nine th just to make sure I'm You were born in ninety nine. ninety nine. hereere we go. So were you. What does a rabbit mean? Let me guess Gentle this is not correct. Yeah. Gentle, quiet, elegant alert often embodying peace, longevity, and prosperity. They number for being compassionate, witty, deeply reasonable Though they can be conservative and overly cautious. Yeahbits are highly social, artistic, and avoid conflict making them loyal, albeit sometimes reserved friends. They love poppers late at night in New York. Oh, it s that? How does it know that? They lie, They say that they're five three. Yeah, it says a liar. Yeah. Gentle and kind. Oh, I love that about me. You think you are gentle and kind. U ye. I think I'm definitely kind. I don't know if I'm like gentle. I feel like I'm pretty like I'm pretty abrasive. If you picked up like a baby like I would drop it. I can'to go That's not's I don'told at all. Okay what Iick b Maybe I've dropped a baby, but like you see, I'm like hitting this mic back and forth. Yeah Yeah, but I feel like if you did pick up a baby, you'd be gentle about. I mean, I'm very good with kids. Yeah, there we go. Yeah. I'm very good.' gentle. Yeah yeah. How long have you been with Louise? Since the day I started. Really? We worked together we were coworkers. At where? Well, she worked at a management firm and I and the management firm had a joint venture with the record label I work I was the assistant to this guy named Zach. And Zach is now my manager with Louise. Wow. What's a record label The record label is ten K projects. now Atlantic will they swallllowed it up. Louise, what is it It's still ten K, but Zach is now out Atlantic. Okay. So when did you know that you wanted to you know, kind of escape that world become more of a personality. You know, I never did. I never wanted to escape. I was very happy I loved working for Zach. I loved going to work every day. I love music. I had so much fun kind of came randomly not randomly, like I was posting online, but I think I was posting with no ang goal really. It was it was it wasn't like a u It wasn't premeditated. This kind of a fely. It was it wasn't yeah, it was like if it happened like Zach always used to like make jokes about it. Like if anything happens, I'll be your manager. Wow. And then you just have a natural gift for a personality. Oh think When you came in it was like a, you know what I mean? Really? Yeah, ye way I'll take that. Well, I mean, you have fucking the rosiest chs I've ever seen Bro, bro. It it's a problem. it's a problem. Is it a problem? Yeah, I. I have moisturizer. Tinted green. Yeah. So it like the roosiness. Res. Yeah. Is it green, Louise that the that's the color? Yes. Yeah I don't understand. The green like t No. Why do you want it to? Becauseuse it's too fucking rosy sometimes. Really? Yeah yeah. Yeah, yeah. There' some photos of you that are so fucking ugly. Yeah, yeah. No, I like the roose. You like the roose? Yeah, yeah. It pops. That's your new nickname is the Rose. Little boy Rose. Yeahah. Little boy Rose. No Does it get rosy in other parts of your body? All right. No, and that's not what I wasm asking. What are you What parts of my bodyike shouldoulders Do you get ros? No, it gets like gets red. What? I think my body gets like red. Oh, so you don't tan. No, I burn. You have Do you have rosy cheeks? Yes. That's what I'm He's saying you're tush, your rosy cheeks. Oh ye No. How do you know becausecause I can see my own ass through a mirror sometimes never you never go never light your own ass. I've never like if there wass no mirror, I think that's an impossibility Unless I go to a pond, right? and I do one of those deals, but it's like if there was no mirror, I would never see my ass, But yes, I do have a mirror and I have seen my ass. You take yourself down to ass pond over there. Yeah look at that. Yeah. takeake yourself a good look at that Yeah. Do you have a big butt I don't know. I mean, do you like your butt I don't hate it. I hate my butt. Really? It's too flat like likeike yourre what face Exactly. I actually do not think you have a flat face. Thank you. You said it. ye. You said it you led me. You did say it. Well, he you pushed me all the way there. I know. What did you want me to do? Yeah, say it Yeah. You do not have a flat face. Thank you at all. No No, it's a fret face. Yeah fret face. Fret Yeah. No, he doesn't But if I was on a coin, I was a president Not good. Yeah. It would be a line. It'll be easy have worst. I have the worst side profile. Can I, let me see No, it's great. Residential. No, it's very bad. Yeah. And there's one side that makes me look like I need a nose job and the other I don't. Oh. What happened? Boxing? No, I fell off a tree. Oh cllose. When I was a child. where you were climbing trees? I was climbing a tree at a seafood restaurant in Massachusetts and I fell off You want to know something crazy? Yeah. I bought a homeless guy shhakehack yesterday and as I was Putting the food down, I looked at his foot and it had a swastick on it. No. H Carlo. You're doing where, you're homeless now?. I swear, I got in the car. I looked at my friend. I said, you'll never believe it. No. It It was such a nice guy. Did he rod on there? becausecause that wasn't niceat It was a tattoo. 'a you' white. That's what it was nice But I'm Jewish. Oh, well, he can't tell. Oh, yes, he can. Yes, he can. Yeah. Well, did what did you do then? you just I got in the car, I said, Oh my God. You gave him the shake shack Yeah, he had a dog. The dog's obviously not a fucking Nazi. No, you don't know that. You don't know that. Was it a German shepherd? Did it put its pop? Have you guys just been podcasting all day? We started at four AM Yeah. You know my friend, Matt almost flew out for this. He loves you guys so much. Natt who You don't know him. Oh, he's a Oh, okay. Actually, he's a tour manager. Matt McKinney.. No, I know I don't know. He should have come out. Yeah. Matt, we love you so much So how do you feel about this? We went to Coachella and we saw the strokes and then Oh my Godd, I saw the strokes and it was unbelievable. Coachella. It was the best experience. Me too. And then Bieber was gonna go and then I went home. What? You missed out. Yeah. Did you go weekend one or two? Weekend two. Okay, so I saw the strokes weekend one. I die for the strokes. I had the most fun of my M too life. Did Bieber do the YouTube video thing then? Yeah, it was amazing. It was so cool. I thought it was so cool Yeah We friends with Justin Bieber? No, no, someone in a band. Well I Julian Casabanus. Yeah. so when I was on Mad TV, I introduced them when they were on Mad TV. You can see it on. Wow. The ladies and gentlemen for their two thousand album. Right. And then they came what? For their two thousand three? This is it. Yeah. Yeah What are you looking at? I was about to stop. I didn't want to know. And I got in trouble, Do you know why? Because I was using drugs then and had a bowl of drugs on my in my dressing room Right? And the guy what? What? Yeah. What? So I had a bowl of drugs on my dressing room and Whatike The guy that was dating, Drew Barrymore. Valenci. Yeah Valenci. Who let me see? Nick Valenci? Nick Valenci. Yeah I don't know if I think I got in trouble because he too he was supposed to not take and he took and I think Drew Barrymore complained and I got in a little bit of trouble I think. Oh, he's handsome. What drucks were for that I was a pill headad then So Vicid in, valum, Sas This's just a bl a bowl full of just a mixture of ones Different sizes shapes. I love how casually you talk about it. It's actually very it's probably very inspiring for people who are in recovery. why because like it's probably such a stressful topic for some people and you make it so I mean, I have an addiction and it's a disease and it's like, you know, I've everyone's start to. Yeah. and I you know, and so There's no shame in it. Right. Yeah, no that's what I'm trying to say. Yeah congratulating. Yeah. yeah. I mean, Carlos is an active addiction right now. He's an act You are Yeah I mean, ye ye. Yeah. for what I mean, everything ra. I mean, I took Mlly at the strokes and Ketamine, Molly. Yeah, I got ketamine into the festival. G a Bible They hate a Bible filled with drug drugs But like, are you taking it right now? Yeah? No, no, not before. Not on the show. So you'll take it like on a weekend out. Yeah, I' I don't you're an act of addiction. Thank you, Jacob. Insane.. He doesn't know. He doesn't know Yeah, they saw me on tour like doing a lot. One time I was o, so we're in Nashville. such an exaggerated It's not. Okay is what I see Okay, S, what do you see? tellell me? forty percent All right. excuse Ecuse you Ecuse you. Yeah. I just w was nasty That was nasty. That was a nasty Asian joke. Yeah. Yeah yeah Why did you see it nasty What did you see it in Nashville? Okay, I'm walking down the street. It's like three in the morning Okay. justust got out of Takwondo. Yeah, yeah. because I take Great the best Taekwondo classes. He takes those at night in Nashville. Yeah. late night. Oh, you're serious. Yeah. Yeah ye yeah in the middle of the night Yeah, I'm a purple belt Okay, What do you see at three A? It's all purple. So I'm wearing, you know my gear, you know what I mean? My gear Gar Gear. gear gear and I have my purple belt. I have my duffel bag and I'm walking down the street. This is m of my own business. to be specific. And that smelled so b, I'm sorry. You're in it. No I'm stressed out about it. I just b it, did you hear it? obbviously, I fucking heard it. I wasm so stressed out. You you smell it yet? No, okay, I'm sorry It'll make its way. No it actually can't and I need a fan like I'll Pase continue. It won't go Are you don't fart? No, I mean, like, I just really, I really struggle with smell. Are you do? Okay What We're looking for a fan? No, no. No, no you guys That was c. He was yeah, he was kidding. It's not gonna make it to you. I pray to God. Yeah, yeah. It's not going to All right, go ahead Anywaysay, I'm watchkinging etetera, et ceter. And I look down an alleyway and I see a man making out with to me looks like A methhead. Yeah From a distance. Is this real? Ys real. This is real. And it's Carlos with this girl making out just in the alleyway just just sitting down again making trash can. bet against the. What's wrong with that? Rock and roll, man. Rock and roll. Yeah. What's the problem with that? you contininuating drug use What drugs were you on? And then he came on the bus naked, half naked. Are you a tour manager? Yeahep Yeah. You remind me a lot of Matt Oh, I know Nolan by the way, you're the prodce. You don't know shut the fuck up, how do you know Nolan? He reached out to me and wanted to just talk. Oh the show. He's awesome. He's awesome Okay, a lot of people want to talk to you. Yeah You know, it's so nice that you go on their show. Matt refuses to come on my show He does. He refuses. Will not he refuses I don't know Okay. I don't know It's so nice. you have it so lucky. You don't know how good you have it. We do I just had Mato Leenon, do you know him? Yes. Yeah, great guy. Yeah, he's very funny What what? You're asking Kut's gay. Yeah. You know what? That's not weird. You're right, I apologize. Well, I don't care. Well If you ask hey, do you knowew Ronnie Chenang was I wouldn't be offended. Right, but I wouldn't ask that. Why wouldn't you ask that I don't know It I don't know who Ronnie Chang is. Yeah, I don't know who Ronnie Chang is. Why is that Youer know who Ronny Chang is Oh, yes, I know him. Y Yeah. I don't know everyone's tal Okay All right. Okay. All right, A I bad. What is your type of whoo are you looking for? because we've got a lot of fans that might have not know not familiar with you. they might be just getting to know you. and now You're opening up to some new new game now. I think I'm I always say I'm experiencing the experiences of like a sixteen year old girl for the first time as a twenty six year old. gay boy. And so I don't know what my type is. I think I'm figuring it out Did you come out later in life? Now, what do you think That's actually hostile. I don't find that appropriate. I came out to my parents when I was ten, eleven. Oh I didn't know that. How did do? How did you do? How did you do? I walked up to my mom's office. Can you do it in your the ten year old kids? I said I had like a high pitch voice. Yeah. I said, I think I like boys. and then I asked for a toy. And your parents fully accepted it. Well, yeah, they knew. I was like dress I was in dresses. No, he's saying were they supportive. Of course they were. Okay, that's good. No, yeah. It's not of course. It's not of course. You never know. Okay. People do go through. We have a lot of friends who've gone through. This is how it went with me Dad, I'm gay. You pckle you your bg You're gay. Are you gay? B You're by. I'm not by. Big time. I'm not by big time dude He's by M Who is bi? You. I'm not Bi. Okay. forty five person. Have you hooked up with a guy? Yes Yes. Multiple times. Yes. A couple times. You're by. No, I was a kid What you mean you were a kid? I was in high school, I would get drunk You know what I mean? I just blow guys at a party What are you full straight?. You know that You can see that from pretty far away. Yeah yeah yeah. answer, answer anwer Oh my Godd. answer. Matt is texting me Okay. You're on bad friends Yeah you are. Hey, Matt. Hi Matt Hey, what's up guys? Why'd you text Jake? Why'd you text him How are you texting me? Tell him what you are texting me right now.. I was just asking if you knew it people were Jewish or not just off the top of his head. Why? Why?? I'll read you our text. to me. He said to me what talk Yesterday at eleven at four hundred two PM is Anne Hathaway Jewish? And I said, I don't know why And then he never responded. And then today at one PM, he said, Do you know if Meryl Streep is And then I said, I don't think she is. She might be. Why? What about Jennifer Gardner? She's a maybe. Maybe. Yeahah, ye yeah. So why do you want to know who's are you counting people or something? going on? Yeah I'm just genuinely I'm just curious if anyone knows just like this is how it starts. I So you run a train company? Yeah, this this is how it starts My God. That was nasty. What you say? was nasty. I't know what he says. He said do you run a train company? It was an autism joke. No, it was a holocaust. It was a Srer joke. Yeah Okay, goodby Bye. You just hung up? Love that. I love that.. S Be. Yeah. gone. That's not like my no life. Yeah. Wouldn't it be a bummer though if he died moments later. I'd fucking kill myself. Well You a best friend. You say goodbye sweet. Yeah. I know. It's not bad. I don't like that.. I know.. He knows I love him. Beause our goodbyes is as if I'm never gonna talk to him again 'Cause that little sassy thing you just I didn't like it. and that's gonna to be bad for you in the long run That's Rosy Chick chee shit. I don't like. That's Rosy shit right now. That's Rosy shit. Sweetie. You know what Boom. Ands our conversations. All right, so Good set. you had a good set tonight? Yeah, it was pretty fun, man. how It's getting late. Yeahah, it was good. Yeah. It's getting late I love you Aw, Is that real? I love you too Yeah, we say, I love you every. and then I go Good night. N. Yeah and what do you say A Yeah, I don't say that I say, okay, goodbye, love you That's why But that's not how you did Yeah, because I'm putting on a show Okay. talkalk about vaudillion. Yeah. Yeah on the show. Yeah I always say I cannot say love you. I have to say love you and I have to hear it back. It Yeah. Did you have fun though or not? I honestly would love to come back. No, we want you back. We want I think you on my show. Oh, we would love to. loveo to. The flat the flly. Yeah. It was pure It was very real. I I sat my ass down and started talking and we just boom. Yeah. It's kind of like a barber shop in here. Well, yeah, I guess. salon. I don't think so. sorry Well, you're here at a salon.alon. It's a salon Get your hair done. That's, you know what? I don't like that. He did tellame. Yeah yeah, he's saying it'sicer. Okay. B. That's not what he was saying. That's not what he was was saying. He was saying it's a salon for me. When I you guys call it the barbers shop, it's the salon for me. No, I call it the salon too. Really? Yeah, you are gay Will you look into that camera and say thank you for being a bad friend Thank you for being a bad friend