Little Brother Movie and Outro

Hey, I'm Andrew Santino. and I'm Bobby Lee And we made something completely insane. We took celebrities, we put them in my mom's basement. We throw trivy at them, we hit them with absurd challenges, and then just when they think they know what's happening, we blow a whole thing a pot. Nobody knows the rules. We barely know the rules. It's chaos. It's comedy. It's the Bad game show. New episodes drop every Wednesday. Watch on the Bad Friends YouTube channel O on the bad game show feed on Spotify videoide. Follow, subscribe, watch, share, play along, have fun. Hey everybody. Um So our friend of ours passed away. This is we're recording it the day after It hit us hard and it' for all of our tree. He's a dear friend of ours And I just I really just don't know really what to say about it. I'm still processing it. Yes, we don't know what to say. So we're not going to say much other than we loved him so very much. He was a good friend of ours a part of our world his, um He'll be on an episode of the Bad Game showhow in a couple of weeks But he was near and dear to us. We loved him very much. He was a really good de and we're going to miss him a lot. And we love you. We love you. And he'll forever be a bad friend. Heyy everybody Andrew is the best comic on planet Earth and he's doing shows in San Diego the sound, Delmar june twenty eighth, two shows. We're doing an early show and a late show down in Delmar. Bobby's hometown. please come out and see me San Diego. I love you very much. And then I'm playing Saint Charles, which is Saint Louis, Missouri there august seventh. Go to Andreersantinoot comot for those tickets Andreersantino dot com to T idiots As you do to ass something Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. Happy birthday two. it's funny because You're dressed in a suit tie because You're going to a big event. you're going to O an event where Steven Spielberg is going to talk about Disclosure Day for him. And I told you let me finish I told you before this podcast, just go now no because you're not going be here for the pod. And I realized why you stayed for the happppy birthday song. Bea also I wanted to becausecause you didn't know it was my birthday. Yeah. Nor did I care. I know. No a fair. Yeah, yeah ye. It was a fair. Blow out your Ralph's cake. Hppy birthday Kid That was crazy. My wish was I wish Bobby cared about my birthday. and right when I blew it out you said happyude It's weird that you just said that because my emotions just changed the body. And I'm gonna give you a hug. I was like obsession. Wow. Wow. a wishbone. Yeah come here wishbone. wishbone. I? I saw it. No. And I'll say this, are you drinking? You're not drinking this? No. So you got this just for me to drink alone Well, for I want a Mac Con's house I too Okay, I'll cheers, yeah. And you know what pisses me off about this kid I sent him a text this morning And in the text, Uh it said Happy birthday. You continue to let me down Um Cheers Cheers. All Cheers. Okay What kind of operation are we running here? I sent him glasses at least. I sent him real glasses Okay. Happy birthday, you continue to let me down year after year And I know this following year will be just the same loveve you I didn't text you, but I'd like to do a live text. Yeah, live text of. Yeah. you've grown enormously over the years Um I've realized you do have talent. You really do. Thank you. Yeah. You're a creative kid, you have talent and I You know, being a Hollywood piece of shit is going to I'm going to treat you nicer becausecause I believe I believe one day you will get that opportunity So I'm gonna to change right and go Kid, kiddo, dude. You got a kid. And you're talented and I embrace you And I want you to have a good time tonight And whatever you need, I got you. If he gives you money, I'll give you double. I gave him five grand. I'm gonna give you ten grands. No, but I'm giving him five grand and five grand on his birthday for for Wh why birthday party huh? How'd give a five grand today becausecause well, he needed the money He said he can'tay rent. So I gave him five grand and then I said on Friday at your birthday party, I'll give you another five. So ten. So twenty. Yeah Yeah, but then I have to see the receipts first toid know that you got the money And then I will do. It was cash. I gave him cash. I'd like to see the cash. Yeah, do you have the cash on you? It's in my car. It's in your car. G grab grab it. It's red headaded trickery. He's not a red head. I know you. I'm not a trick. You're a deceiver. You're a treat. Yeah, yeah Well, what annoys me about the kid is he saw me get out of my car and he stared at my hand like an aistic an autistic little spy. And he was like, o, what is that? Is that a gift for me? And it's annoying because it is, but it's so annoying that you stared you didn't even say how you just stared at my hands to see when I walked out of my car. Like he's just like such a little autistic weird up He didn't say hi, He just looked down at my arms to see what I'm carrying and then looked up at me. That's why I pushed him as hard as I could. What did he give you He hasn't given it me yet, but I believe it's a record Oh it's a record. on the shape of the package. Two records now. Oh two records now. Okay. Well three including the two No, I'm not gonna to give you a record. I'm going to do something better. Yeah. I'm gonna to double down on it. All right, get the record appy birday bud This is a veryer special. And so let me warn you something. before you do this, know that this is Ged and rated Twice, okay If you know anything about collections Okay, you're so annoying Okay. you are so fucking know. I learned. I learned this moment. I You learn a lot. I don't know anything about it. It's like the cards you gave me from Arsenal. You know what I mean? What thoseose were super valuable. I understand that. That's why it's a safe. I didn't know anything about cards. I understand So tell me how much this is. So all I know is ye this woman told me These are graded. the cover is mint. It's M. It got a mint cover And I got two pluses plus plus on the physical like Air onene water. It's very special. On the physical on the physical album itself is graded That is so sick dude. It's a Japanese a Japanese press. Now check this out. be very careful Open it up and show the record. This is the sickest part. Look at that. peopleeople can see it's' it's red vinyl That's amazing. Don't take it out. How much is If you take it out, she said, makeake sure you play it. If you're going to take it out, play it Yeah, but don't like take it out and pull it out of the b I take my record. Can I be honest with you? What? This is a copy. It's ninety six cents. I got it on Amazon Thank you. That's very nice. It's very red, right? I'm just gonna to let you know I know how much it is. You do. I know. G I Googled it,. Google. And so I'm gonna venmil you later. And I want that receipt. Yeah. That That's a receipt we need. Okay It's not a competition, but it is You made it for life. I don't make it. Yes, you did. It's your energy. Even when I came in here, your energy was like fucking angry and like I had a tough day. That's why Tell me about your day. No, I had an ocular today. I had an ocular migraine today But what happened I haven't had one in months and months, but there're you go blind. I go blind in my eye my left eye I know, it's really it sucks, it sucks shit. Did you have a dizzy spell in the bathroom again?. Remember? Yes. The little slip. ye. I can't wait till you have a stroke And when you do, I'm gonna to walk into the hospital and you like o, a little fuckw. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah and you'll relearn how to speak again. o. that's I don't Yeah, I don't Fuck you. fuck you. What are you doing today? You started it. No you were angry before. And then I came in and then I'm just trying to have a talk with the guys and here's you. How can I say something thing? Can I say something? You're Trump. Can I say something? C I say something And I couldn't let I couldn't get anything out We're living in a simulation. I believe we're leaving in a. That's fact. I'll tell you what's happened. Okaykay? What happened? I was in Toronto I was in an elevator with this tall man white hair glasses. And he was particularly hit but old. And, you know, when old people get, um They stopped turning sexy They start dressing weirdder You mean Like loud sweatpants. So you now Yes. It's you now. Yeah, that's me now. Okay. I don't care how my hair goes. Right. Yesterday I did all green W socks. You've never cared how you dress. I always dress funky. Yeah, yeah, I've always been like. You've been a funk. Right. So this guy had a specific look, right And he had this smaller wife Very pretty, right And I just go, dude, I like your style He's like, Thanks,ude, you're comedian right? I go, yeah And that was pretty much the conversation I'm in Chicago at the hotel And they just walk by me The same couple The same couple and he goes, Hey I go what The fuck And he goes, what do you mean I go, didnid't we? He goes, Yeah. And I went simulation He goes dude. You're telling me he didn't go to Chicago to see you. I assume you No, no. he was just randomly there. No f. Yes. Yes, way. Here's what happened in my mind. This guy's trying to play it cool. No that's not why. to play it out. No. gets back to the room with his wife, and she's like, I love Bobby Lee And he's like, you should have said something. She goes, o, I don't know He's playing a show. It's all sold out as it always is And then the guy goes, ooh, there's tickets available in Chicago, Chicago, Toronto, very short flight. And he goes, you know what? Let's go to Chicago and see him. And it just so happens that the kind of people that can pull the trigger last minute would stay at a hotel that you'd be staying at because it's five star. I know that. Okay. and that's what happened. All right. And I believe that's exactly what happened. That's not what happened. What happened? It's a simulation. Okay. Here's another thing that I experienceced that my girlfriend can even You know what I mean? tell you She can attest. We're walking down the street. This is a couple of weeks ago. right There's a car, a Lincoln Continental? Yes. old school car. That' right? Black. Yeah, love themem. Lincoln So we're walking down the street. onn the left side, there's a Lincoln Contentittle Park There's four black guys, right? The windows roll down. There's a woman in the driver's seat, but she's parked. Okay, right And they're dancing They're always dancing They're always dance. and I love the freedom of dance. Yeah I mean? I don't care what color you are. We're pro dance. Yeah ye. River dance. You know what I mean, Bak swing, whatever dan Break dancing. I love it, right? They're fucking dancing. We're walking by, right? Boombox. Yeah. Boombx. Guess what? Yeahep. No music They were in sync. They were in complete There was literally no music and they were dancing and she's dancing in the car like bobbing her head and there was no music And as we turned the corner, I looked at my girlfriend, I go Are you real Did she hear music And I don't even think you're real. Did they have headphones? What? Did they have they had no headphones. Silent disco. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was so surreal. You know what it is? They were shooting like a target ad and you can't play the music while you're filming. And he just saw a scene from a target ad Or can you imagine if we aren in a simulation and there's a crack and they're letting you see it I know, I think they're letting me see it. They're letting you see it because they go, No one will believe Bobby. He says crazy shit for years. Yeah twentyenty years he's been saying nonsense on podcasts. No one's going to believe him. Yeah. And so they will tease you. That's what the aliens would do. Yeah. They go fuck him. They'll never believe him. He's crazy. Okay, last simulation Im at a restaur Okay. Yeah. but I D't get a menu. Okay, no menu, right So I just walk up to the house And can of get them inu And you go, what are you doing here? what did they say? Whatruman S show? Yeah, like I'm Trumans show. What What? L it was almost as if, right I wasn't supposed to approach this person. You weren't supposed to be there today Right. Another day you could have I could have been there Like he was Rehearsing. Right, right? Okay. The cooks were like, o shit. Oh shit, right? And I looked in the kitchen, no vegetables in. You mean Nothing's going on. Were just want right. There's a cast chair Someone gets up. guy just hear me reading a newspaper Yeah yeah And he was almost as if like, u I wasn't supposed to be there and he didn't even know what I was talking about. he wasn't And he was kind of looking around from it. It was really fucking weird. And let's play the logic card. They're probably switching from lunch toinner and he's like, what do you we don't we're unprepared. Okay If I'm if I'm gonna to play down very I want you to because I don't want to lose my mind Well, you should. I mean, we I don't want to doub. Yeah. So what you're saying to me is this then, okay? that the two people I ran and from Toronto and Chicago secretly fans.ur fans. Not secretly, they're fans. You have millions of He has I had to tell him what I did. You said he said you're a comedian, right? Right? And I go, Yeahah, he's like, o which just him playing Ki. Okay Okay. He's a rich guy playing cool.'s one in front of his wife go comedian. That that doesn't make any sense. It does. People do that all the time. People try to act cool all the time and All right so let's you're stand up, right? All right. let know they know everything you done. Let's let's just say let's Okay. So Lou Reed, for instance, if when it was alive, right? He did a poetry reading. I went to it Right? Right? And if I ran into Lud Reed on the street, right It wouldn't be like I would pretend, right? It wasn't fucking Louis. But you're in entertainment. You're talking about a guy who's probably in finance. He doesn't do this for a living All right, let so and you're a guy What you're telling me is the Back people dancing is a target commercial Yeah, I mean, they are I just happen to walk in a shoot. C be Walmart. could be Walm. It could be Walmart. O interestnteresting. Costco. Let's go Costco. Okay Yeah ye yeah. Kmart. Is Kmart's tell? Yeah And I came in the wrong time at that restaurant. Okay, these three things. those all three things can be true. one hundred percent. It's not a simulation I mean, I'll give you the I had one. I'm not gonna lie. Okay, give me a simulation. Something fucked me up in the the garbage garbage can, the garbage truck came I sat at the front window. I was looking out having coffee in the morning. I watched the gu because my house was asleep No one's awakeaking me I'm up early. Yeah. I watched the garbage truck Grab My bin, my black bin It's so l it's unreable time It was about seven in the morning. Okay. It was an Italian garbage. Yes. Yes o o. And I see it happen. Yeah. I go back, I sit down, I'm on computer, I'm doing some stuff blah blah blah. She wakes up, dogs up, dogs need to be taken out to poop and pe. You're one dog huh I said she wakes up, Dg wakes up. You said dogs Parl Also we're correcting each other's Engl Well, when you say dogs, you imply there's more than one dog. Mbe And you have one fucking dog. There is. there isn't. Maybe Oh, so you got a new dog. Maybe It's so funny because it would be something that you would tell me Maybe. Okay, But the simulation hasn't communicated whether or not I should tell you. Continue the story I go outside to take Dog for poop. Your pack of wolves. while they' You might as well just embellish. Okay. heard the herd A the herd And my garbage can is closed. Yeah So I grab it to wheel it up to the house And it's full of trash. Dude. That's so annoying. No, but I was like, somebody switched trash Somebody didn't take out the trash or some shit and they just moved theres where mine was. Okay, did you look Wait a minute. My fucking addresses on So it was mine But what you'd have to do then is open up the trash can to see if those are your items You look in my trash can, you know it's my trash can.. There's bana peels. Wait What else? What? Banana peels? I have banana peels. Yeah. Right. I'll probably empty bottle cans of red red red by red bowl, I'm sorry. Kimchi. But old balls of kimy Bab. You know, fuck you Dn flower ses Yes I think your b that was No wasn't. There's Nin was Yeah, yeah I also have empty bottles of instant coffee. I buy fifteen empty bottles of instant coffee. Why are we buying instant coffee? You have no idea. I have a factory at home. You're making instant coffee? No, I have fifteen bllars Okay, so my pool, my pool As honey. Today they said Um Your swimming pool is black And I go, yeah It's pure black. I go, yeah, it's fine But how is it black Instant coffee Why are you putting that in your pool? Listen of your business I trying to crack the simulation. Yeah I get what you're up. It's a simulation cracker dud. You're trying to crash. you add Weird You buy olive oil, which is I have, not olive oil, a white vinegar. Okay. I bought fifteen boxes of white vinegar. Yeah The simulation doesn't know what to do with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why is a human being? you know what I mean? What? your pool? What? Why are you putting coffee in your pool This' for my T shirts . It's for my t shirt You're dyeing your shirts with coffee and chlorine. The fonts Yeah Although today, have you lost your fight? What is going on? tryrying to recreate Maidwarn Google Oh, you want to do what Madewarn did. Yeah. so Google inststant cooffee Why is it in your swimming pool It's not it's not literally that. So this is what this is what happened. Just put in your tub. I know I know. this is what happened, okay. We' tell you how to do this. I'm making it up. I'm experimenting with different things. Okaykay So this is what I did. dude, you're bored. I'm so b No, I have hobbies. You so busy. Yeah, this is what I'm You get to fill up your phet with inststantff. All right, so check it out. This shirt I got yesterday.. Brand new. It was white Yeah it's right. So it's like, You put Right you put like little paint Got it, rightight She's what my daughter loing. Yeah. Yeah yeah. I do with sandpaper You sandpaper. Yeah. I sandpaper the whole shore. So you buy new shit and make it look oldld? Yeah. I do experiments. So the swimming pool thing doesn't work You need probably a truckload of coffee for it to work. So you know what I mean, fifteen bottles of instant coffee does not work in a st. Yeah dude S peopleool is so big. It's so big. Yeah.. the tub. You're right. So I'll go tub next time. Right. But I do things when not bore it's not boredom It's not boreding. What what it is It's not the time either. because we've been very busy you went on in the road.. All right. at home. I know. So at home. It's either I play video games. okay Right, which I haven't played in four or five months A single video game girlfriend guy He's a girlfriend now. I'm a girlfy. Number two, right I haven't doom scrolled Mother Right? So then to occupy my time, I have a hobby, which is distressing shirts. I like it. Okay. But are you planning on selling them? No You should. Yeah. todayoday I bought But so I have twenty shirts coming Prob over the weekend. And then I have twenty more shirts coming next week. We'll get is j your Oh a sweats shop. Yeah, yeahah I have a sweatshop Clarna. Okay now, later or over time, whatever fits your life. I have a friend named Alex And he wants this track suit I go, do you use Klarna? Yeah. You can do f easy payments and he has the tracksuit now and it looks terrible. It It does, but he was able to afford it. 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Yeah And me as well Like for instance, that bad friends shirt you're wearing is a great shirt. It's one of my favorites. I could distress it for you Actually, that would be cool distressed. You don't want to distress? I definitely wantna distressed. Okay He wants to d stress is what he he stressed. because to me, it looks brand new, too brand new for me. Well, do you want to tell Bob the unfortunate news? his child is leaving him and his wife? His kid is getting a divorce from her parents. Legally emmancipating him. emmancipating him. Wait wait, your child. Yeah is leaving your wife and you. Yeah Yeah decided. And your child is what? One years old? Three. Oh three. One. I don't know how old this kid is. She's been around, dude. I've never met her. She's big, she has a bank account. Oh, she does. Yeah. okay And she just said I'm leaving. I'm leaving. Yeah. so this is what you do. because I know this is what happens. It's happened to him before. He knows. I could I did it. Yeah And my parents were too weak What you do is this right? You let them leave. Yeah And so I left. I packed all my stuff as a kid. Me too. I'm going Dady mommy. I'm gonna go Lave home. I now come back. And there and my dad was like, o c. . I made it to the driveway and I cried and I ran back inside, right? You don't do that You lock the door? lock chang Yeah, yeah, you change the locked, you lock the doors? Yeah. You give it a week I never do it again. I say lock the doors, change the locks, callall the police if they try to come back. Yeah This is this is someone is a B and E becausecause what it teaches them is strength. Yeah. You know, and that's why I've been able to win Uno in the how I like it. No, Iith the Uo King babe. I'm going to show you some photos that I've I have How many games of Uno are you want in a row? I'm four in a row right now, Dud Yeah, and I'm going to just show you and I've been trolling anyone that plays Una with me. I troll them with this. And this says Uno King, foreign and Foreignnero Foreign and r guys Okay And I play with Me, my girlfriend, Honey, Jules and her sister Issa. Do you ever let your girlfriend win I say You do. That's smart. Yeah, I play mine games. That's good. You If equal rights, man, if we want to be equal, we got to we got to play For instance if I'm sitting next to my girlfriend And she she wants to plus for me I look it right I go Did' we have a nice dinneronight you manipulate. I manipulate. smart. I look at honey. Cheese weak. Yeah. Yeah, not no. Cheese weak. Okay. You know, like those mystery cards Airman I always whenever she looks at me, like exchange your hand with my hand Ig like this. Right? And she won't do it. Go ahead. You know what I mean? It's smart. That do Yeah, yeah. So when I play Uno, m games. I use mind games and manipulation. Mipulation and power. power Yeah, yeah, yeah and bullying.. Yeah, ye. That's how Uno was that's what it was meant to do. I mean, bring up Uo. When did Eo start? what I gott to tell you, I the origins of this were we werere using the same tactics that Bobby's using to win this game Yeah Uno was invented seventy one by Merle Robins, a barber from Redding Ohio created the game in his kitchen table to resolve an argument with his son about the rules of crazy eights. Original Dcks were the Robins family. That's crazy. So it was another game they were fighting over to make a new game. Anone that says that Uno is pure luck? is out of their minds. there is skill involved. Tactics. It's tactics. tactics. It's tactics.'s Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's using what you have. It's what you have. Oh, he died, huh? Yeah, he died. and God bless you, Merle, what a great game. Great game, bud. Yeah. Merl Robins, What a great game. And he probably made a good chunk out of that game, you think? No, this is one of those things I bet you, he never made a lot of money. You know these stories where they're like You know, like the chick who did the Nike swoosh M They gave her thirty five bucks. That was what it was And then he gave her a bunch of stock, but the stock wasn't worth. Oh did make money I know it, Re? Sold a game for fifty thousand dollars upfront plus a royalty of ten cents per game sold. Oh that's good then. That is really. That's good Well, let's see this Uh, Google, u aboutb how many decks of Uo have been sold since it its's inceptary I'd like to know. know. I mean, I want to know how much Merle makes Yeah ten cents was low hundred My five hundred million decks five hundred million decks. Times ten cents. It was it ten cents, Is that it was? Yes. a dollar uff. He got fuck I mean, he probably didn't know inflation was going to be what it was. He had no idea. He had no idea. But I would have done a dollar instinctually.. You what I mean? Highball it. Jenga. What do they sell it for? Let's go Jenka. Who madeen? Who made Jenga? and what do they sell it for And I'm telling you, Jena I'll get you. Yeah yeah All invited by British board Gazane. It's a great quin turn turn to in Alfac get it It's a great Tarantino movie anyway. Singa and the chain Yeahut that I'll leave it in Janga unblocked. Yeah Leslie Scott in the early nineteen seventies developed the game for a wooden from a wooden block stacking Aectively, her family played in Ghana, West Africa Scott interest came in London Toy Fair in nineteen eighty three. It originally came with mosquito nets included in the Jangassette. So millions of copies They launched at the London Toy Fair. Wh do we have a tooy fair still is the Los Angeles Toy Fair still a thing? We should go. No, but let's see nineteen eighty six okay it broughton So how much let's see, how much did Leslie Scott make from Jenga? Can we make Yeah I w to w to. How much did Leslie Scott make from Jenga? Michael Scott's first love How much did she make? fiveive cents per every ten dollars in saales. So a twenty percent royalty rate on the game. That's really good. Hes So how many what No, no, it says it says Scott's initial licensing agreemom was not highly lucrative in the beginning and she once owed upwards of two hundred thirty eight thousand early debt before it became a global phenomenon thenen I'm sure after the fact, she it worked out just fine. Okay. L it's a super super socer guy. The black guy invented that got stolen. that got stolen from him. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I don't like that You know, I don't like I don't like it at all. Well, what are you going to do Well he didn't he get some money back from? We looked that up. Remember talked about, yeah. But anyone that invents a game that's like cultural and You know They should the rewards But these gigantic companies gobble them up Well ye in the beginning, they're like, great idea, Bud. We'll give you ten cents a game. And that sounds pretty good. Yeah. No, it doesn't. No, but at the time you go oh my God. In sixty eight, nineteen sixty eight, yeah Right. Yeah. But right now like you invented a game. Yeah, I did. Yeah, I'm Matel Oh hi. Hi, I'm Dctor Mcell. Well I is doctor Mateell. Hello. Hello. I know that you love the game. I love the game. And it's it's called Catchem while You Can. Catchem Wh while you canan. I love it.ight And you see the game here is laid out very easy. Yeah. So yeah. And I love the figurinees a black guy Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah. And the white police officers. those are ye ye These are actually Iice offers. Oh these are Iice officers. And there's a brown guy too Yes he's working a game G great game. Catch work. Yeah Yeah Yeah. And they can never catch him. canan they? They can't much faster. And the buildings that you have. Yeah, I love it. They hide in the buildings and this and that what. The buildings are all owned by those guys over there. Oh, the ones with the little funny hats on. Yes.. I love that.'s a good game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. ye. Yeah, and they're in the sky for some reason. They're always up to. Yeah, yeah unless clouds and they're in the sky. Unless they can't be in those buildings because something might happen. Exactly Right out of the sk. Exactly. Yeah Yeahah. anyway I love the Pcanza. Thankk you. Catchy cat But anyway, is so I'll give you, I will give you Um, one dollar Every and and every u game sold. done Really? Yes. One dollar for every game. That sounds incredible. Yeah. we're I made this in my garage. We're selling this for a hundred dollars huh hundred dollars for the game for the game Oh We're charing a hundred dollars. You'll get one dollar. I'm just a humble man from Mansfield. So I just I think I'll take the deal. You'll take the deal. I will. Okay. thirty thirty years later, broke, living in a. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You you gotta go higher. Well, you gota get a lawyer. You can get twenty five percent. fifty percent. fifty they'll never do. twenty five. twenty five will do. Yeah, yeah. twenty five, I'll take it. twentyenty five percent of every game you should sell is I think is fair What I let's, you know what? we should invent something and see if we can go to Paton with it. I had a I had an invention You know to find my wife had one today. We were on a hike and she goes, she had like a little sling backpack, the ones that you have And there was a dude with an umbrella to protect him from an Asian guy, son. they don't, you know, yeah, my people And she thought, wouldouldn't it be cool if there was like a umbrella in this little Lx sling backpack so you could use for the sun or something changes and then it folds back up into the backpack Is that a good idea? Yeah, it's a good ide.. I know Can I give you one idea that I never I thought of in high school. We had in like economics class they were like invent something? I played tennis like one time in high school. I never played in gym class And then every time you hit it into the net. bounces, right? It just will hit, stop and bounce. unless you're good and you never hit the net But I saw it Amateurs hit the net all the fucking time How much just stays there Like how come there's not a quarter pipe on each side of the net? So at least when it hits, it would roll back some of the way to you In fact, you could invent a You could invent like a wheeling system to kick it back to you a little bit more. Yeah, but you stand there. Not at the net. You almost never are that close to the net. Yeah, but your toes are sometimes at. Almost never are you that close to the net. And alsoso it would only be used in amateur practice never for I don't like that idea. becauseuse it's good No, it's not good. It's very good. because if you've ever played tennis you're like, I got go. Yeahah, I play tennis. but it would help get it halfway back to you Okay, so he hits the net. And there's a cur. There's a quarter pipe on each side. Right, Right, right. And I think Yeah, but but a tennis ball bounces. But a lot of times it hits the net because of the give of the net, it holds it, right? So it would hold it and then slide it right back down. How about this? I want to do it. Let's try it. I think I think it's not gonna to work. guess what? we can and now and now. Well, yeah, Engineering and physics wise, I don't think's going to work. Right It backack me up. Let's test it. Let's test it might Let's test it. is how about this? Yeah? would we would talkggle with it different guys I have another idea for us. Please. Yeah. Professor I was in Chicago And these are all copywritten. You can' steal these. You cant steal these, All right? Professor Pizz Os to do a frozen pizza without? Really? Interesting, interestnteresting. Wait a minute. Yeahah Bad friendriends frozen pizza. Yeah in conjunction with Professor Pizza. And what is the what's the what makes ours like unique different? What do we do with it? Uugogi meat, Yimchi, stuff like that. Phenomenal. Yeah. And it's some of it's deep dish I think half and half. Half and half, Right? And we do it on gold belly start there. Yeah. Yeah. That's a gen, you know, can I pitch something? Yeah. I don't know how hard this is He wants to do it. I don't know how hard this is to do I've told you before, deeep dishes and what We don't really eat that in Chicago. We do when you guys are I ate it there. I know. But we don't. what I'm saying is And so you do. When you live there, you just people don't eat it that much. Its just we usually eat th thin crust tavern style, which is square cut pizza. Detroit style. Oh it'san style, It's Detroit style Chago. Yeah. Droit. It's ours.yway, Tavern sty. Yeah yeah.'s Tavern. MM has something else to say about it Ebham's wrong. Yeah. Eham's not from eight mile. He's from six miles. Okay. I've been over there. Yeah. Moms spaghetti. They don't make that on eight mile. Okay. That's only on six miles. I've been there Let's move on from half of the pizza is Tavern Syle thin and half is deep dish. Okay. It's a monster mash up. It's a monster mash. It's like taco KFC. Here's the problem with that If I may. sureure. You put it in the oven, how do you cook it? Well, on well, the deep dish dough is going be you're gonnas going to be layered differently It's you could do that Yeah, because by the time it comes out the oven, the thin part is gonna be black No. address parts. Yeah, yeah yeah,'re your part's going to be black and burnt. cheheck it out. I mean? Check it out. Yeah. You cook that half separately and you adjoin it with cheese. And you would join it with cheese. What's the binding agent? Cheese So they're half moons I see what you're saying. So So the frozen pizza comes to your house. There's a side of sauce and cheese. Yep. rightight? Yep. You put the whole thing in. correct. Right. Y. You cook it to a certain point. That's right. Then you pull it back out, thenen you add the sauce and the cheese and some toppings on top of that part. A your leisure I love that word. I love the ph thing of that word, right? And you put it back in. Y. That I can think, but we'd have to test it. Bad friends mash up. Yeah you would we would get in the k Yeah,ah yeah. We'd have to each sw. Can I say something else? Yeah. Yeahah. The tennis thing, bullshit It's fucked. It doesn't work. I like it. Yeah, I don't like it at all I think but the but the bad friends pizza I like. Batront's pza we can do. The mononster Mash uppolded you But he really said that. so that's something that maybe we can talk about. I'm down. I would love to do that actually love to do that. Yeah. Becauseuse every time I go there I e use pizza. Yeah Can I just say the tour with Carlos, there was no real hang up Really? And there was one thing and that's all Wait a minute, timeime out before you play anything. Yeah, before you play anything. Yeah. What What giveive me your grievances. Ary out your grievances. There was only one grievance. It was only a grievance. Griev. It was at the airport and you were being Andrew, you would have been on my side. What happened? Um A lady got my No, no, no. no, that's not what Can I say feel like you're not going tell truth Let him finish It's his birthday. It Wh whose birthday? Mac. He's gone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So someone gets to pick up the birthday. All right Right. so that could quite possibly be true what you're saying someome' gotten your way But then you said, excuse me Yeah. They didn't say anything. And then you said, what Say back Sit back You said that to him? No, he said it to the lady that he said, exxcuse me to. Oh, he's right. Yeahah. than you. Say it back kidding me. Say it back. Then don't say excuse me in the first place No, because it's a cordial. Two people were atault Who was at fault She was. She was in my way. But that's arguable. She was in your way while you're walking. Yeah, she like did a cross like like a forty five. What was the ton? What did hear it? Let's hear Excuse me. All right, so I'm walking. Let's hear it. Yeah, let's hear Excuse me, was fine. Ecuse me. It was very No, the excuse me was perfect Thank you. Yeah, it was a perfect excuse me. And in my mind, I'm like, Mindful thoughtfulition Right. regardless of who is at fault, right That's a sweet, very traditional way of saying, I'm sorry, That's my bad or whatever. Excuse me, right that she didn't say anything, right? And then what did you say That's not how you said. That's how I said There's no way that sayay it as if she's walking away. Go. sayay it back. That's how's he said it. He's right. Yeah, yeah. sayay it back When I hold the door for someone, they don't say thank you. Bullshit I go. You're welcome. You'relc She would be mad at you on the road. I would be mad at you on the road for that. You don't get to tell me what to do. You specifically really know wors or That whatever he does, right is a ref refion on me unless she has no idea you're together because you could go, I don't know that weirdo Someone goes, this fucking guy go, I know he's a piece of shit. Listen, I don't have any grievances. I thought that everything was actually perfect. It was good. Meal was good. Okay, so yeah, he didn't invite any strangers, you know into dinner. How was do you got up on stage now? The twelve minutes? Oh yeah. How much did six minutes? Six. But's an eternity for But I'm going to say this ery good Really? I thought for a guy that doesn't do standu and hasn't and to stay on stage for six minutes in front of that many people. big deal. is a big deal. what you want Tony now.? What venue are we watching?? Minneapolis, the Orhee Yeah the Orpheia. We're gonna to get him on Kill Tony now Yeah I'm serious. You should go do Killony. Now you did open in which All right, so I'm just going to say this. Can we see? before we even see in Chicago. The live nation rep walked up to me and goes, interestnteresting. I go, why Oped with Israel Okay. Yeah. It's topical. Yeah, I know, but it was like I said that thiss where I got my hair It was cheap Yeah of a joke. It's funny. Okay. survive up there. I'm not a comedian. Yeah. he's trying. swaveid. He has to sw fine. He's got to swing. Thank you. Do you want to play his order? I want to see I want to see some of it. Yeah, for sure. I mean, we could watch a whole thing I do like your black people though. Hell yeah They're different from the ones in Texas and California, though, I noticed. They're not all like Anthony Edwards. Anthony Edwards is the ones I expect They're more like I am the Captain now W stop. Huge pop. stop. That's awesome. Wait, wait, stop stop Stop stop for. That's so good. Can I say No No hold on. Wait let me play that against. What I'm telling you right now. That's so good. guys. You guys I swear to God you didn hit the fuck led last, there's no way that was a pub. Play it again Let me hear it again Wait, what do you mean added land? Dude, there's added tracker. There's no way got a pop footage of the sh. I was there. See where the darkness is. I'm stilling in that darkness. Well, probably because he's ripping. Yeah, let me see. Say it again. Do it again They're not all like That's a good pot. are the ones I expect They're more like I am the Captain now. Dude, you ripped? dud Did you get laughs that loud? No, no, dude She never got an applause break. It sounds He never got an applause break. this in the pudding. I was gonna say Look did you edit it Oh, the Oxford shirt that I have. You got Almost it went to the Golden Gallow Awards, right? 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The star of the new movie Little Brother with John Cinas here, him and John share the screen I saw the poster. Proving I watched the movie They saident it to you. I have it on my Netflix. I watched it. Baby, I love to hear it. Yeah. homeomework. You know what?ar it? I'm never gonna see it Okay, weird start. No, no Weird start. I'm gonna see it. I'm gonna see you guys.ood. You promise. Me and Bobby almost did a comedy Central show together. Yeah, we did Yeah backack in good old. My God, dude. Back in the good old days. What was that ready? What wass that called I't say anything bad. It was called the Bobby Lee Bonza. Wow, Wow. And he played you played a T Chef It was the predecessor to chef. Yeah what were you? I was a very racist character You played me. Like a sambo Sambo. Okay, bobby. It like a Al Jolson kind of thing. Okay. Yeah. was ye, literally wasn't. It was like a bl. You were my best friend Yeah You were literally my best friend. still my best friend. Yeah yeah yeah. And that's what there was no sambo. It was a bit You know, it didn't age well. let me put it that. It never got picked up. G you give me one of the les. It never got picked up. You what it li You was your shoes shine balls. Be my shoes were dirty. shoes were dirty. It events. No No, he was just like a regular guy. Oh shoop's ready, B. No, That's not it was. And when we when we shot the pilot, we were having a ball. It was a good time Yeah No, he cast Donald Glover instead of me No, I didn't cast a telecller But that's wor around the campfire. smart move. Yeah. If you you want a good career decision, you're gonna to cast Don Glover. Don Gover. You know, there's a couple of things that you brought that up before in front of me Bobby, I'm trying to give aud I understand. audience needs context for our friendship. When you look at me like that, I feel like you're look at me like to calm down. No, go ahead Okay.' very sweet to me in the beginning. You took me out to dinner at the farmer's market. Yeah. and we used to go to you used to have those great parties He still has great parties party's big party.yre making it weird I?,' not I know but there was think it's the fucking I understand that, but there was a twenty year gap between parties. Wait a minute. You took me to dinner when I was a very young treated you like a king. A king. Yeah, right He didn't cast me in the show, but okay see, there's these little that's what it is with this guy. With this guy, has has he's like a Korean. You're very Korean. R you have aggressive j. know, you have little resentments that build because this business is hard and it comes out in weird ways, right? And this is the way it comes out with him Right He has another one about how about resentment. Yeah, yeah, hold on under a secondment about how he's perceived this, which is fucking bullshit that he auditioned for Mad TV. He didn't get it and he thoughtt that I treated him differently after that he didn't get it. Is that true? No got a Hollywood Is any of it not true? I don't know what he's talking about Let's just say, u Txt The responssees, they didn't come back. Oh, brother you don't text thatybody. He doesn't No, no, no, no, no. There was there was texts were flowing. I didn't get on season fourteen of Mad TV, known as the best season. Best season a last. It was the win. It was the was the year that bear it So good. That was the year that it bear it the show. I think cance got canceled. That was the last season. yeah You know, and that's God's work. 'ause look at your career now. Yeah. R? So fuck you It is true. ye It worked out for the better He told me crazy stories back over. No, you can't say them. What is there you told me trying to quit drugs calledld turkey on the show Yes. and it's weird fucking ooz starting Yeah, I shit my pants and when I played Conie Chung, yees. and Be' was going damn. it smells Yeah. so that is funy. It's not funny. It's very funny. Yeah to me' like, hey, isn't that funny? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah' I know. something happened where I was detoxing off of Vickanin Right? Oh, you were Pi it was your thing. Yeah yeah. that's It's an opi hook, right? Yeah, you don't want to get. Tw days we fight did Connie Chung Right? The show quit cold turkey. Yeah, the show goes, Hey you're you got to get off the drugs aper though. No, I didn't know anything about it. So I so on How old were you at the time hours. thirty two. Okay right on mad TV. you get mad TV. but you were before Mad TV were second season. You weren't on television before this I it commercials But like you had done I had done I also had done Haron Kumar I think he wass gonna say a heroin. So Hin Gumar. So this was big for you to be on that TV? Yeah, It was pretty big. So the pressure is immense. you're going down to LA. you're getting pills. Yeah, yeah. No. And you're having a good time So no where I got where I got the whereere I got There was a second city guy Right? who had Every He had Viganin four horses Jesus Christ. They were like these big blue There were big blue Viicanin pills. He had Viicidin and Ivermectin. He had both. It was something It was a specific big blue pills. See, this is a good story. Right? he would because because a lot of the cast members was from second city. he would give me these big I would ye those I spe p All my money on these big blue Viicanin pills And he u He knew writers and cast members, right? would go backst They're like, stop selling shit to Boby. No, no. It was secret R right. So I would give him like three or four grand. That's why R four grand. Yeah, that's why Rri Shfar beat me up because one time Ashari for four Grand. I was on mad and I had no money left. You asked he beat you up because that's not what the context of that.ry The real content Yeah, the real imagine his like arms swing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he beat me up att the end of. Is that Hong Kong? No Do you have any qualms with this mis. Andre? No, we've actually gotten along. We' got great. That's pretty great. There's no We've actually each other we talk about how much we love this. We really. becausecause you seem to always have like a little thing with me. But wait, maybe it's you. I don't think it's me. You think it's him. Yeah. I don't have a thing with anyone else in the comedy community. It's to get along with everybody. Well we're at that Netflix brunch. Yeah. Santina goes, you talk to everybody. There's people here notbody. You talk to everybody. You got something That's one guy here, you know, we' kind of roughling each other's feace Yeah, yeah, but I talk to everybody too on that Netflix laun. Yeah, that's what most people say. I talk to Odenkirk, I'll talk to Jan Stewart. I talk to Okay, you could name a few. Okay, I named a few. FYI. I was very sory. So so I was very so sory So So Pul she' selling you the pills that it already Yeah It was with' Paul sheer. Why did does already? I love you Paul Why did already punch Why did already throw a punch at you? Okay, this is all news. also hasash. I love you guys have being a guest on your show and all we do, we spend the time talking about Bobby the whole time is. Let's talk about your movie. How was the movie? It's a movie star nowad. Yeah He Hes just got like I did one movie of pretty big. Netflix is It's going to be the top movie Netflix Tot movie on theetor. one hundred percent. Yeah. He think so.'s no doubt in my mind. I'm flattered that. hope No doubt. I hope When you did that when you seene at the golf course naked, you had your cock out, huh? Yeah, they give you a little the merkin. They give you a little bag, but if it flew off. I wanted you to be butt naked for that I I was you was fun. Yeah. I was to kill you know I try to keep it on. Yeah, But it the thing the thing, you know, with the water it slips off John, G good guy, dude. Good guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's he's ace. He is an ace Sweet guy. Hold a pro Like a nice guy one hundred percent like shows up early, always prepared Yeah just like a total pre like WWE is actually In my opinion, the greatest acting school you could ever go to We've seen it work. Well think about it, they have to have a monologue that they got that afternoon on the plane. They have to deliver something out of their mouth That's five pages long in front of forty thousand people. They can improvise Yeah, but I mean it's not like it's not an Aaron Sorkin project where you have to do it word by word. Yeah, but he said you have it a larger point. I I'm making a larger icture besides of.. I'm just saying what they had to do, they had to go to Dublin You know, one night, deliver a monologue that's exposition about the next fight in Des Moines that the audience isn't even connected to And then another Wrestler comes out and like you know, they do John Wick stunts for like forty five minutes. then they got to deliver more exposition about it's like If you can go through that for as many years as he went through it. a movie's like nothing. like you Yeah is bullshit.'s like He's like, do it again. That's fine. Yeah. You take it again. Fuck that. Another take not in front of forty thousand. I mean, that's what if you like, you know what's so funny about that when you when I watched the Hogan documentary it showed many reasons why he gained popularity, Hul Hogan, but like one of them also was his deellivery, his character delivery on those pops, whatever they call like the the promo pops He was flawless. Yeah. likeike he wouldn't miss and they got it so tight so good and he was then they watched guys. you watched guys did outtakes on that, it was wild to watch because people get defeated Yeah. L if they fuck up they're like fuck, do it again. Yeah and they would do it again and you watch these guys like lose the character and then they have to take. It was kind of powerful to watch. So the more people that could stay in it Like what you're saying. Yeah, That's how they got That's like it was so organic There's very few guys willing to get that jacked do that much wrestling and stunt work also deliver Pages and pages of dialogue monologues like in an instant And also committing to the character commit to the And storyline storyine and in front of fifty thousand people Yes imppossibly hard. So it's like you only get one of those guys a generations. likeike Houl Cogan is like the guy for ten, twenty years and you get Dwayne the Rock Johnson Yeah for another ten, twenty years. thenen you get Johnes for another twenty years. It's like Codyhodes who Yeah, he seems like the guy. He's the. That's likery fighter with him. He's the best. That's the guy that everyone, I think has pned to be the guame. He's the b his dad was Dusty Rhodes and and his brotherers goold dust. Yeah, Gold d. Gold does. And You know, I just Last year, I got to work with John all summer and then went to Australia and did Street fighter with Cody. It's like I love working with R. Iw up I grew up with Hulkogan, matchoan, junkyard dog sheets on my bed. So it's like it's over no to you're working with Tong of the kid. Yeah. This was shot in New York And I don't know Tongue of the Kid. This is family. I'm sorry this is New Jersey. time I bring up Tongue of the Kid? This is New Jersey. You don't know Tong of the Kid? This is before my time. Okay. Well, let me tell you You're much older than me. We're on his land right now. We're on do we do an acknowledgement if do we do a sacred land acknowledgement for Tom Bobby's Yeah, I don't go about this part All right, I don't feel comfortable Why? A an A API panel. I'm Paully. I'm Paully Aamas. Yeah I haven't told my wife but I'm Paul' still alive I hope so at a lot of guys are not alive. Yeah. It's like they're big guys. They did a lot of crazy steroids and drugs He's alive. Good for him. Tonga. big fanatu. Sam Fatu. I'm going to top golf tonight. Why? Yeah. Oh, smart I'm fully fully getting I'm fully getting plastic surgery to become Coranth. Yeah I can't wait Yeah See, most of us are turning Chinese. That's the new trend.. I'm turning Chinese. Yeah Yeah. What were you going to say? Am I what? And were you serious when you wanted to you you texted me ag go, you want to go on tour together Yeah, I's fucking serious. Do it. I love you, man. You're fucking funny. I don do a show with. You gave me one of the best pieces of advice one time. You said Make them laugh before your first joke on your walk to the stage You gave me that advice very young and I was like, that's the fucking best because It shakes off the jitters So that that first like Taking the mic out of the stand. all that shit isn't awkward. So I always I'll sneak up behind the audience and do a bunch of fucking goofy ass Andy Kaufman shits. Yeah. Yeah, I love you, man. It' smart because then once you do start talking, they don't laugh. Yeah, veryy good one. But here's another note that also I wantanna steal your material. Yeah, yeah O tour. All right Yeah, do it. T do be yours. Honestly. We should do Halloween. Housew I Halloween research thats I gave you full. should do gound ph. I don't know. What am I? Yeah, here's another n is there's a difference between writing funny and being funny Do you understand what that means? Oh, yeah. Yeahah. So a lot of new comics will just memorize whatever they wrot. Hey girl. Hey girl. H R h R Beans. Yeah yeah. Shut the fuck up Some people are funny, some people write. Okay, dude that tea, girl. Tell let us go off, Queen. Yeah, yeah I really want notice what I want your belly back I know you're trying to do the Kumle thing. you're probably doing peptides. He's getting jacked. Don't, please don't. Remember with that pop belly when you really had the dad bod. Yeah ye everything before you told a joke, I was laughing Okay, 'causeuse you look ye ye. You look like human comedy Why and this bad friend's circular thing, why is it a cartoon of you with a Chicano community leader Pa Rodrigue a young Yeah.. I replaceed Paul. You didn't know that? Yeah, yeah got it gotta got it got got it. That was really with him and Paul. Yeah.. The original. Yeah, I look like like a Cch Marine. You do like yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And we're gonna puckas it. But why do I look like Salvador Dali in this one? You have a doallly style Do think of a dolly style? Do have a very Dali bite tyyle. Yeah like when you guysopped up on Happy Gilmore Oh, that's cool. You know what? I'll be honest with you. It's huge for us. As a comic, I have to say. It was awesome. I think you're very funny You're just you have my I love you No not, you have my kind of energy We I think we're similar. The other day when you ever come by the house behind me wheninos come I' seen in years. respect And you came up from righthind me, took my shirt and wrapped over my head. Yeah. You know what I mean? And I't seen you in years. Yeah. That's my kind of energy. I know. But you got very shy. What? You got shy. I got shy. Yeah yeah, because I'm more corporate I'm more corporate and I watch what I say Okay. So corporate corporate cororporate. Yeah.'ve never done a corporate gig? I've never done one. I've never once asked been asked. When Iar comics like I had to do a corporate gig once and yada yada y. I'm like, how, how did that happen? Yeah notot once. Not me neither.. Never. I mean why wouldn would single corporation look at us and ask us this L here's another reason shalu or something. A compliment is you've always, even as a youngster, right is always been you've always been fashionable. You think so? Oh, yeah, yeah. I've yeah, I've always thought to myself, Eric Andre is fashionable Have you ever said it I never said it to you, but I always felt it like you're cool. Thanks man. Yeah, dress wise. Aantinos's like, Do you want me to leave you too? I couldn't care less He doesn' at guy no, no, no, doesn't guy. We were gonna to do a movie together. Yeah, well. what happened? We're gonna do something together. something together one day. We were gonna do a movie together Yeah, yeah. what happened? It went by the wayside. You You got a little sunburn. I did. Yeah. todayod. Yeah. Really? Is it my face? You got a little fuck. got a little color. You got golf It's a little No it golfed it. No. You gotta do SPF, dude, You're gonna kill yourself. I'm doing SPF, bud. Yeah. I'm doing it I'm not joking. Look I know Bue lizard. Lve got blue lizard. I I hope I hope you're getting moles checked and all that stuff. I'm getting it checked. I already got two re my golf. I know you're always aboutlfing and you you're not you're careless. Blue lizard. You can look up whatever you want. Is that a good? I wantan to use it. Is it a good love, blue lizard? Okay good. You're taking it in a weird direction. Heother I like Blue liizard. Do you use facial creams at night Now Like when you I was in Korea Yeah All my platonic Galf pals were're like goo in every store and buy me every location and I came back it looked like I was like smuggling lotions into you do have the best shit. And and Um There's a beautiful people There's a new Korean, What do you feel I don't know where it is. That's why. There's a N Korean store that just opened for those safe products, right It was like a two mile line. Yeah Yeah And they're using like Yeah, ye you look at new Korean two mile. This is a real there's a real pitch and you're going to think I'm joking. Yeah. And I don't know how good is your Korean It's called all of Young. That's what it's called All of young Can you speak Yahango Maltokomea? Fly. Why don't we pitch a super duper low budget wacky comedy show? Korean to and speaking only in Korean Yeah, I can be I can play the dumb American and you give me like Yeah I literally, you probably know more Korean than I do proble That's how little I know. Iive Oh Yeah An Oh. I knowna Duru set net. that's all. That's all I can count to. No he can That's four No yeah yeah come I can say go to. I can say a certain thing Hakyo is a school Yeah Dono Rollingss and I'm not making his own. No, I knowt fluent Korean and knows more that he's doneg my b. He knows more than I do Donll hates me. It's mind blowing. He hates you. Yeah, yeah. since when. whyy? He just has a he has a little thing with me. You told me no comedians hate you at the Netflix comedy brunch. He was't there. Yeah yeah Donon Donalll was You asked Don. Anyway, O of Youong is A mile long. I want to go in there Let's go. Yeah, let's go. Where is it whereere is Ol of Yog?? Pasadina. So there's there's a there's a long line cant Let me tell say I'm Bobby Lee and temporarily closed it? You can call and say I'm Bobby Lee and they'll cut you to the front line. Yeah, they'll get you in there, Bob. Yeah yeah. Wait, click on is it closed Is that true? Not centuryity was century. No, I thought that was your mom the whole time that really tripped me out. This is why I don't like this chair that much because I can't First of all, come on. No, no, no, we have to We have to for the sake of, it's for the sake of the show. Jack Black's out there. Jack Black Those chairs have been saddened by leegends. Merle Hagard. Merle Hagard. Mul. Mort Sl. Yeah. Shecky Green. That's not true. All of them. Oh yeah. M Sul Sul There's no Red skeleton skeleton. Red skeleton Red sketon. D Caesar. Flip Wilson. We've had black. Did you do this cat skill? We've had blacks? You've had some Yeah from. Have you had blacks? Yeah. a couple Do the blacks go crazy when they were in here? Blacks love this show. They love it. They love it. The blacks just The blacks love this show, baby. Your laugh is demonic I love Hogwire Yeah Hogw Yeah Yeah, ye. So can you tell us them about the movie? Okay, so the b I play I play, um Sing his little brother Okay. So he like did like a, you know, genetic testing. No, no, no, no, it's not it's not what is that? junior twins. So's twenty three and me. It was like mama. No o. not biological. so he like thirty years ago when he was in high school and I was ten. did like a program The big brother, I like he like, you know, adopted me for a few weekends and it was he just did it for like, it looked good on his resume for college. Right. But for me, you know, there's a band life altering. You know, ten year old, it was life altering. Yeah Then I get this horrible car accident He gets a call for the hospital Bother's in the hospital he has a biological brother. She's like shit so he runs to the hospital with his wife He opens a curtain and it's me. He hasn't seen me since I was ten. Yeah. So it was just me, I'm fucked up halo, I'm like blood coming out my mou. Yeah. And they're like, whoo the fuck is this? And they're like, holy shit I think that's my little brother from the program that did but I haven't seen this guy in thirty years. I only hun out with him for feree. weekends when we were kids. Yeah. and then I slowly it's like a what about Bob meets the movie parasite I slowly The wife kind of starts, you know she's enchanted by me Ry kids love me. H brother loves me. everyveryone at work loves me. He's trying to be a real estate agent on this reality TV show and he almost gets like kicked off the show, but they love me so much. they want Only him back, but they won't so I like drive him nuts That's it. It's just I want people to watch it so that's you know what I mean? That's that's great premise. This movie is on Netflix. Go watch little watch little brother. Also, Eric is on the very first episode of the Bad Game showhow. Yes. You're episode number one. I excited. was the number one. Yeah. All right. we got we gott to go Can you look in the camera and say, thank you for being a bad friend? Yeah, please Thank you for being a bad friend. Yes Save more on what you need to get the job done right. Right now, add Lowe's. 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