Reflecting on Toxic Friendships

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Yeah, yeah, and he goes, that's way off, right Both eyes, then he scanned the interial of all where all the like That's only an Asian cells. That's only an Asian thing. I know. They don't have to do that for us. You know what the cells are They're squintty. The cells werequinintty, dude. Even the cells under microscope. Yeah ye, lit doally belie Wait, get G get that test up and let me see if we can do it, Ready, Bob? Yes. I already know, o Well, that's not do the other one you just had there this one. Okay. What are you going to do? No, I want to Well, you're I'm closer Your eyes are way better than mine. No, I just want to see what line you can get down to. So the first first from here. No, one twoune, three or fine. do the fourth line. Fth line down. T H V O H T O V. Next one Here we go H V T O T V H V T O. Great, next one Now I'm done And now cQ. Oh it's o again. I mean the letters are the same in every single. o My point is that in the bottom one, canan you do that one? I can't do the bottom one. V T H T O. Wow. Wow. Noone's teeny Tiny from here. Yeah, so but the doctor said, You have long distance. He's got a little Asian. I love that. You have long distance. And he goes, I want to show you something 's a mirac All I go, what is it? He goes, walk outside with me He was Asian by the way. You like, canan I get a picture? No no. He was Asian by the way. And he goes Look over there. What do you see? I go? I don't know nothing. Put these glasses on me Echo trees. Like literally I saw nothing and they put the glasses on This is across the street I saw it trees. You act like this is crazy science. It's just glasses. I know but I've never had them before. And then this is like when babies get cochlear implants. I m canar. So what I'm saying is that nineteen what is that? Glasses were invented in twelve sixty eight. They've been around. I don't I haven't caught up yet Okay Well you because I'm I know since the thirteenth century we've had glass. I know There's an Asia guy wearing them. Yeah yeah, yeah that' wearing it for years. Yeah, yeah. That's amazing. So so I'm getting, I don't know what they're called, but I'm getting the distance one. you know, all my cool glasses Wh Yeah. I'm getting both lenses. Prescriptions. Yeah. Yeah. I the top is going to be long distance and the bottom is going to be so I can reach up frront. Oh, so you' really you'll be data. You'll be actually'll be data But it's so funny after I took the glasses off Everything seem seemed blurry right. So right now, everything seems blurry, so maybe I can't see. Well, did it do the drops in your eyes No,a., don't they do that, right? you go there's no they dilate your eyes. Dude, let me just say something to you Because I'm not in the best mood and Id like to say something to everyone, not you. to this theory, okay I don't do drop eye Okay I went to You have drop byy. Yeah I have drop by. You don't doro I't drop byy. I have drop. Yeah, yeah. So why can't you read them? No I'm saying Good You take it You know what? unbutton one more button. Yeah, unbutton one more button. Un bututton one more, your little pork did yourid your shirt? I don't know what That's. Wh wow, wow. Let me just say something. why don't you unb button one. All right. so I went to I called my assistant and I said donon't want I want future set Oh yeah, yes. Yeah so they had me in a lab with machinery. Yeah. and bloop and you know what I mean? it what I mean? G me what NASA does. Yeah, that's what NASA did. So they they were able to see the interior of my eye, the actual thing. and guess what He goes, your eyeside is going to be fine intontil your eighties. 'ause you have good eyes? Yeah, he says he asked me some genetic questions. There's no blindness. Does your mom have glasses My dad did though And my brother does Steve does. Yeah, you know Yeah because he caught it early Yeah onnce you catch it ear. Yeah yeah. But so now what I'm going to do is I'm going do everything with glasses on E big Love. You have to have them. Yeah, because I don't think I've seen it right. Right? Yeah everythingverything's been blurrying. That's what all your confusion. That's my belly button. Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna see it. He goes, You're gonna to see life. in high def. HD. Yeah for the first time But then I go, when I get three weeks Well, yeah it actually they got to make them, right? It's got to be. I want my style. Yeah. So I'm taking you know mean, the glasses I wear. I'm gonna punch out all those you I mean lenses and put those lenses in. They'll do that. They'll do com.''re doing custom work for. giveive me the lyrics to the song Betty Davis Eyes Betty day Yeah, well it'sll wrong, but that's fine. Betty it'll get there. Yeah. Yeahah, yeah. His hair is brack. yw, don't do it in an Asian accent. I didn't Yeah, I even know., us Comear local What does that mean? Harlo Gold? Yeah, but it's I just like this part. He's got Betty, she got Betty Dave his ey. He's got a little Asian eyes. Yeah. And he'll tease you He'll unease you. Yeah ye. All the bada just to please you. Yeah. Bob's precocious. Yeah. And he knows just what takes to make a pro blush. I love it. Yeah. She's got Greta Garbos, Greta Garbos standoff size. Bobby's got Little Asian eyes. Beautiful. She's got Gengghis Khan standout eye Right, let's change it. Stando size Genghis Khan stando s You have beautiful li.. I went to the dentist this morning And let me guess. Brother, they say the same thing every time. You got two. No, I got zero this time But they said the same thing every time. and she's so nice about it Do you are you, have you been Are you flossing? A. I said, I am flossing. She said, How much? I said Almost never Yeah. I'm honest about it. All right, I'm gonna show you something, all right guys. I mean, I'm trying. I know you're trying. Okay, how about this? I'm gonna get in one, maybe two days a week. I always have. You do. Youre yeah. but I've been using this one for a year. That's the same one That's the same one. it doesn't even a string on it anyore. it's gone.'s the Yeahes, string's gone. But how many days a week are you flossing for? Every day. Every day. What about you Three Four Wow, I'm way behind rest on the weekend. Yeah. God needed I do one to two days a week because it's like on the move and and you know what it really is? it's usually after a big meal out, but if like Today I had smoothie and a it's like ye. I'm brushing three day three times three times day. Noike you're not., I brush in the morning when I get home and then before I go to bed. Okay. I don't think so. My mom, no, my mom did it to me. Okay. My mom did. What about this? Morning, flaws, and then night Morning floss., the mid day one just floss. I like the midday brush because then in case my wife and have a mid hook up, it's nice brush becausecause you have fresh breath in the midle the day I do midday poo I do three. I do that while I'm pulling. Oh. Okay. yeah. o. It's one of the same. Yeah. But that don't see, he's agreeing, a midday brush is really nice. You know what the dentist told me I have so many missing teeth. He saidays byy the age of sixty, all of them are gonna fall out. Tongrats. That's huge. So then I don't know what to do. Well, your vision will be good, but your mouth. Perfect vision. gums. ye I can see everything fucked No, fuck. By the way you're just gonna end up getting what everybody gets is caps. Everybody gets capabs. No what what they have to do is drill way into my bone. But wait a minute Veneers are different than caps. You can just get caps on No, he said that my teeth are so weak. Why I don't know why. You have let me see You have great teet. I know, but they're weak. The foundations and the root It's all fed. I have like Gingivvis' number five or whatever. But Koreans usually have very strong teeth. You can look this up. Koreans are actually known to have some of the strongest teeth in the world. Yeah. So how come you didn't get that? I don't know. Genetically, I got the armpit thing, but that's it. You did get the armpit Yeah, yeah yeah. Look at this. yes, look at this. Zoom in. M many Koreans have strong healthy teeth, a culture of meticulous oral hygiene. Prevalent three, through, three, wele brushing three times a day. told you . I'm telling you in Koreans are known for having phenomenal teeth. Yeah. I'm an exception.. This one was an exception And that's why he's the most famous Korean the world. Watch your fucking mouth Spaniard. Yeah, you bastard. You know, the disrespect is out of control out of control today. You've been nuts today. He was came with an attitude this morning. I know. Hey He was on the phone in the parking lot. I saw and he waved me off. I saw saw waved me off. This is what he did, okay I'sw everything, okay comomes out of right goes towards your car. I left a space for you because I know how angry you get. Thank you'm Well becauseuse doors hit becausecause our parking spots were made back. We werere made by Brad Williams designed our parking lot. Yeah. Yeah. So I put a space between us And he comes out and's the door' literally between our cars And he goes towards you for some business information. Andrew bus. Right. And I and you're on the phone, you're busy.. So I'm available. and I turn to Andrez and I go Is there anything I can help with you? you guys, Nope I go, can I help with something guys you can' do? What were you on the phone? Wh were you on Wh be on the phone with hots shot You're being a hotshot, who are you on the phone with Hotshot? You don't want to say? Yeah, it's a business it's a secret business thing, but he goes is something I can talk to you about And I'm like, okay. All right. so I guess I got nothhing. You Yeah. I got nothing I told you you are not gonna do it You That's true. But still ask. But still he wants to know. Yeah, yeah, yeahah, stillill ask. Do my hands are cramping up so bad? Drink some, drink that other water. Like everything's craamping up d. What do they do to you at the eye doctor? No, I haven't been drinking water all day. We gota have some water. Okay. I'll tell you why I'm in bad mood. Wow I swear I swear I am cramping up everything. How do you solve hand cramps? Here we go. Gently stretch, get some electroges, massage the affected area. Macan, will you come massage his hands, please Not being real, everything iss cred. Do we have those heat things you put your hand in? do we have that hand heat thing again? Where's the hand massager Did we buy one of those? I think I'm findine I' fine. You's not you don't have to shake it massage it. So today, just now, before I got you, I'm going to tell you what restaurant But I was sitting at a restaurant, right? And there was a girl and three guys sitting at a table right next to mine. Okay. Do you imagine? I've seen that movie Okay The whole table goes high We're big fans. Yeah, right. And the girl goes, Yeahah, I'm a big fan. I had pad of friends this and night I go, that's fine. I got go where one of these guys are your boyfriends? And she goes, no, no, they're just friends of mine. I go, Ohh, I go, what are you looking for in a guy? And she goes, notot Asian Wow. Did they laugh? I wasn't even hitting on her, dude Well If you say to a girl, what are you looking for? Okay, I timeime out. You said, do you have a boyfriend? Camping the fuck up guy She got me all cramped up guy. Do you have a boyfriend? I don't. What are you looking for in a guy? It seems like you're maybe saying, are you interested in I? No, because they first of all, he was just being hk Oh, your' unkin. What's what's an unk? You Y unk,'re king unk What is unk? Unk is like what they like an uncle. The kids call us unks. Yeah. Like uncle. I I was being polite. Yeah. Right Oh any of these guys your boyfriend, which is And they're like, no, we're just they were like, we're just friends. But that is an ink line. Like an unk says something like,, man, is that's a short skirt for a day like today. That's an unkline Oh really. It's ankline. All right, so I did that was ank. ank it. Yeah but could she say something Oh my Godd. couldould she say something different Okay, I'll be the girl, ready? Yeah, go ahead. I go N you have to approach me first, I'm eating. Hey, we're huge fans. Oh thanks. I wantan to tell you we're hugean. Thank you. Yeah Oh, um But he' When are you give these guys your boyfriend? No, these are all my friends. We're just friends. Oh cool. So you' single. Yeah. Yeah yeah. Well, what kind of guys How you looking for? H tall guys Come. M better all guys guys who You know, guys who are like Mfower material What do you mean by that? Like we can build a ship People who came over on one of this first couple of votes Oh I see, I see Yeah People like Amastad? People who own people like you? Oh, not Amastad. No. no, opposite. opposite of Amastad. People who own those boats. Oh, the people that own the boat. Those the guys I like. Oh okay yeah Do you own a boat? They got You own a yacht. Yeah, how big Pretty fucking big. How many feet? Have you heard of Huntaavirus Do that you? That's my. You guys are at it again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. By the way, don't get me started because you were the fourth person today who's talked about it Everyone freaking out about it I'm going to tell you about it Don't do a conspiracy. It's not It's a conspir. I'm gonna tell you about it. Bring it up. No, You don't have to even bring it up Don't bring it up. I will tell you about it Ask me. Don't bring it up. he's going to bring it up. Yeah, ask me. Okay Is the Honta virus going to be the next plague? viral plague? Nope Why is that Because as we've gotten all the bad food out of the way No no. He's going gonna to take her resp.'ll I'll tell you why. why? Okay. There's different strains of this virus. Just like COVID. Just like COVID. Okay. But most of the donon't look it up, man. Don't look it up. Don't look it up, guy. Most of the strains, you get it from rats. So if I No I'm being real. So if I'm in Brazil, I'm just an arbitrary country. Seemed pretty pointed. I was gonna say I was aeta, but I went Brazil. Sure. I'm in Colombia Right It's all in the same area. I'm in Peru. Now listen, It' just naming South America. Yeah ye All right. So I'm in Peru, okay And I'm you know mean, I'm mopping, right? Always mopping a hallway Yeah orr an alleyway. There happens to be rat shit and rat piss. Right or right The particles go by the air, I sniff it, you can get it mostly that way. That's how they get it from huffing rat poo Particles. Now there's one called the Andus strain which is the one that's on the cruise ship which is human to human So this is like if you had it and you were kissing a girl, she gets it But see, the odds of getting a smell in the poo You wan to leave that bit in Yeah, keepe that bit in. keepeep that in. Yeah Yeah, because sometimes we need anti comedy. When he bombs. Yeah yeah, because it makes us funnier. It's perfect Yeah. Yeah, yeah So anyway, the loser loser loser. You're a fucking loser. Butway. Un button another button Un button.s so human to human. Human to human. And even in that, it's very difficult to get, apparently. Really? Yes. Wow. Because the couple that got it on the cruise were sleeping together on the same bed Well were her husband wife, right? Yeah yeah that m. Yeahah. so that makes sense, right. But the only scary part is this. Who got it first, by the way? the guy or the girl get it And they got it from a rat on the boat. No, they got it from bird watching in Argentina. I've said it once. I'll say it again.. stop watching birds. stop watching them. They don't need to be watched. Yeah, yeah.. They need to people it perceived. You have the perceive bir.erceive a bird iscauseuse a haw's going to come and inect your eyes. had a good perception I don't have the eyes to even Witness the Hawk until you get the glasses until I get the glasses, right? So don't poke up my eyes, Haw. cororrect. Right. So my point is that Um They were out, you know you know there's different kinds of cruises. Is that an image of you between you the time when you leave and you're getting your glasses and you don't have them yet Hawks just smashing you in the eyes. I know. I need ye Yeah. the different kinds of cruises. Yeah. so what this kind of cruise, like I did a cruise with the Adam Divine folk. Right, R. That's Maxs go back Right, But there's certain cruises adventurism cruises, white cruises. White people cruise Yeah yeah, white people cruises like, I need to go to go to the top of that mountain. Right. You know what I mean? I need to see the top of that man toem. I must get to Kalim Mjara. Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah. Yeah, the explorers. I'll go deeper under the k. You know the ones that go in the crevices Why are you in here? What are you doing in there? What's in nothing's there There's nothing and they stalked. they're like I can't move. I black people that. They don't even go we' You've never heard a black guy get stuck in spunk in a cave. No, no. You've there are like fucking caves in Asia, Vietnam and whatnot That white people discovered before the Asians did. Yeah, we didn't know it was there. No I'm sure the Vietnamese knew that it was there. They're like, we're not going near it. No way. Yeah, yeah. White people love spalank. They love spalanking. so this is white people's fault. This is. Yeah. so they went on an adventure caught it You know what I mean? They brouought it back on the cruise And I think it but the scary part is Somebody that was flying to South Africa Right who died brought it Roothert's husb but died The steward is is that what you call them now? No. A flight attendant. A flight attendant got it Oh no You know what I mean? So that's a little weird. Well, because airplanes are the one. That's the one I'm like you're plane space and they're like the HeEPa filters are really good. You're like, not when the guy next to me is going. becauseuse I've sat next to that guy. Many flight Oh dude, I have a rule. and I have a message to everyone listening If you're super have a cold and you're super sick, don't get on a plane and you don't and don't go to work. donon't get on you don't need to go if that's like food industry. Iets Waiters, you know what I mean? super sick ike surprise. You're fine. suuper sick. It's like, what are you doing at work, dude? Take a day down. Yeah. I understand the economy. People need to work. They need to work. I understand that You know what for that I'm gonna to be the opposite on P deevil's advocate. I think everyone should go to work as sick as they possibly are. you fucking asshole. You know who does it every day?o, fancy. That's right. Has never not come to work I don' take a day off. You're sick now. but we go on the road, we get it from him and then all of sudden we're in Denver Saturday night. all sick. Yeah and we're all sick. and it's your fucking fault. You've gotten everyone in this room sick. Yeah multiple fuckin asshole, dude. You're a carrier. I edited it show with like hundred and and fever Okay, youd be but I bet your money if I get the Hntav virus, Hanta virus You gave it to me. You did. It's got a thirty to forty percent mortality rightate? What? And there's a twenty one to forty D incubation periods So you don't even know But here's the good news. You don't know for a month? Yeah here's the good news You want to hear the good news? Please Even if you have it And I have it, but it's not like I'm it's incubating You're not going catch it for me until I have symptoms Yeah Right. So it's like if I'm if I have Hnta, Hanta, I don't know how you call it And I what does' it prefer to be called? Yeah Spanish foook. Hunter. Hunter It sounds like a good car company out of Japan. Ha. H virus. Ha So but you're all new hunter So if I had it and I was showing symptoms and I sneezed in front of you, then then yeah. but bring that back up though. That says the Ratus cities I didn't say that. No, but look, most rat and fested cities are LA, Chicago, Paris, New York, London And Dishinoke, India, known for its Kari Manta temple famously home to thousands of rats considered holy. Oh holy rats don't get it though Yeah, so did I get the facts correct about the Hantav virus? Yeah. Yeah, you did. And can I say this? This is a temple dedicated to rats? That's crazy. Wow. Just don't go there. Whyite people? Yeah,'t Wells it's in India I know, but they go they do the cruise. We got to go to that temple. Gotta go. Yeah, but not you. I would never. No, no, no, no. You're more I'm a landlocked guy No, you're more ethnic when it comes to decision making. Thank you. Yeah. You're actually Yeahah, you're not gonna bune jump. Nope. Have you bungee jump? Never. I would I die or never never in. I'm way more ethic when it comes to wh. Yeah, yeah. mountain biking. Yeah, mountain biking. Why am I on a bicycle in mountain. No, flat land. Flat. Yeah. Fatike on flat. You bike on flat. Yeah Oh my God, I do VR biking Shopify, Hey y'all. We have an online business here at Bad Friends and our other podcasts and we use Shopify because we only use the best. Shopify is the commerce platform behind millions of businesses around the world and ten percent of all e commerce in the US from household names like I mean, Albers. Allberds Yeah and Roth's we love. I mean to brands that are just getting started out. 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By the way, this does say kidney failure can happen within four to ten days after symptoms. You can just lose your kidney. Yeah, it's bad. This one is bad and you know what's gonna to happen is peoplee are going to die. No because of if this becomes like COVID, what's gonna to happen is They triicked us last time. Yeah, they're not going to do it again. Yeah, they're not to do it again. I'm going to the fucking country music festival. I'm going to go, right? Not that it could be Coachella Come get you I don't want tona be regional. comeome get aat on. Get a rat on stick. Yeah, yeah. And then all of a sudden it's like the mortality rate's worse And it's going to get. I think I think we're good. knock on knock I think we're good. I think we're good. becausecause I I mean, we're going to go into a recession God bless. Yeah and and the economy is fucked. Let's go. No We got to go into recession Why? Because they have to go down to go back up. That's the only way it works. If we don't do a recession, it's then we go into depression We must recede before we proceed. Oh like a wave. We must hit the wave. I see. As of May, the US economy is not in a current recession, faces significant material headwinds and mixed signals. Some analysts foresee a forty fifty percent probability of downturn due to high interest rates. It is But but there's an AI bubble that could pop You know what I mean? And if that happens You know what I mean? then, you know, I don't what? It just scared It' it's like who knows what's Who knows what's happening? Are you feeling better? He said he was feeling better earlier Yeah, yeah. Y head feels good. it looks good. Thank you. Your head feels good? Yeah, it just hurts in the back a little bit. You know, I can't see it it's got Yeah I mean, from afar, when I look closer, I see the little redness. Yeah. From afar, it looks normal Yeah mean dude, how funny if he turns into like a male model when this is over If we shift him into modeling now and is handsome. He is. the kids handsome. You do stink. 'Cause I'm always busy in No, can I just say something about you're handsome and you have a cool vibe? Thanks for. You know what I mean? Set upp, set up, set up. Oh yeah. Here it is. And I before the butt doesn't come The buts in my face. Why can't I be honest? Yeah No you no, we will like it Be honest. Yeah, you smell Always good. ido, by the way. I smell I know. I smelled a girl last night at the fucking restaurant and I was like, God, what is that It smells incredible. She's that next to us And my wife was psy That's Bobb's Cologne. I smelled you on someone else. Yeah and it made me get I ran up after I did an Asian accent to her I missed you so much becausecause you wear a lot of unisex I do some sweet, you mean? Woody sweet, you know what mean? But I she had your cologa on it or your perfume. My perfume. Why do you think you think he smells? At times your breath G remain. What does he use? Yeah. Mllin and goats rum. Yeah, I don't know if it don't put goat. It's too go It's too goat goat. More mllin.. Yeah do more mllin ye. Founders are Let's goat more moin. Let's goat. Yeah. In fact, how about this only Mllin For a smell good said to have goat in it is crazy. It's crazy, dude.. Is there a little bit of sheep in there too? I mean I'm using Marcus and Farts right now M Marcus. Yeah,. wait. wait, Yeah is that your that's your That's your go to That's your cent. Yeah, is that? What is that? Tom Ford. Tom Ford, yeah. Do you use it Yes. Okay. all right. use I come to is why' so stressed that I'm This is what you need to do. You do need to chill on the stress thing. Yeah, this is what I do. I can't take meds before I come here. Why you see me raw U you will know if I'm high. I will one hundred percent know. Well, you have tricked me a few times. There' I just always forget to tell you the truth Okay. this is what you do. Okay. This is what I do. Yeah Bpray on the wrist Always, Rub and do a rob. Must, right Lift up my shirt, right underne One spray underneath. Now do you do skin or do you do shirt It's I spray upwards and it gets both. It gets all the way up. Yeah, it gets all the way up. I record myself doing it to prove it. Okay. And then this is another one I do. And this is a little gross I'd lift the sack And it hit the taint. How's gross,' that'sactly it' supposed to. That'sactly supposed. That's'sosed. right. Because if you know what I mean, they don't you don't want them to taste it. No, right? But that you want them to smell it. Yeah. Right, rightight? They want the aura. Right. The aura. Yeah. And then I've got One on the neck. one on the neck. That was zesty that last one. Yeah, yeah well. And that's it. that's it What do you do? I do this spray And that's it. yeah, that's it. No, no, but that's what I because I don't Clo you now Yeah, ye. I don't wantna smell too cra. Maybe I should. Prace something in your mouth too because that thing, what are you a dragon?ike what temfoall are you trying to burn down? the natural one? I mean it's so smelly. If the natural one some air one and I don't Yeah, yeah yeah yeah, do more. What I don't e I'll give you the money. What do you think? Please eat food. Yeah. You're not eating. Macon has commented that multiple times. Sometimes you'll skip an entire day of meals.ells like a vegetarian. I skip s. Don't do that this is another thing he does on the road. Yeah I didn't eat in. Yeah, we ha't eat it all day, you know, I'll have four lettuces, one crouton and half a shrimp. It's like, order a steak. Have a meal. But you said I'm handsome earlier. It's like that's why like that has nothing to do with the food. You need to eat for nutrition. You fucking up your breath Your body's gonna kill you. Yeah, but you can just have smoothies too. No, you can't just eat smoothies. just literally smoothies I've been eating U avocado tooasts and smoothies for a whole year and nothing else.. Oh, congratulations. Thank you. Ngget. You look me shit. Give me the guy, give me Yeah, and then McDonald's. Yeah. Give me the guy that does the Cologne tutorials. He does like on YouTube he sprays. likeike he says like a hundred sprays. That's what he does. Yeah, that's good. They do a hundred sprays. I'd rather have that than whatever he has, this dragon This guy Here's Cologne the right way. Let's see how Cologne. Let's see how it's applied the correct way. How to put on cologne Beause I don't I mean, I guess I don't know how. All right, here we go 'causeuse this guy will teach us. I already told you the best time to apply your cologne. push pa.ush pa of all I don't believe it No he's Already, turned the video off. It's too much AI. That's why it's AI. Because turn that off for a second. I'll take number two. No, I don't believe it. Okay. fors Yes yesterday morning. Yeah. Mgie bets. Yeahah, Mooky B And cam. Yeah, cam, the bet They both smelled Unreal Unreal. So good. Like when you smell Mooky bets it's 'cause they're famine. No That's not it, dude, right They just Twally know Where to spray? they do. What to spray. They do. How to spray. They intuitively know put some sort of mint in the mouth. Y. to offend the human beings around that. I brought that So what I'm say I'm not been talking. Well I'm just saying for big. So it's like, you know, so that they're not intrusive R You know what I mean? Like I don't want an eyebrow burned off, right? because you're telling me something. You know what I mean? Do you understand what I'm saying? Like I want I don't want to get tan. I don't want to get Instaan when you're talking to me. What on youre not all dud' fucking terrible Right Yeahah, yeah, about. need to take your fake pills or On one. Every time I'm with you I on, I look Lilipino. That's brother's soul like a dragon. He's had time with you. Yeah. He talked to you the other day and then he turned to me and he got breath burned. His face, that bh burn. That's what I'm sayingreath burn dude, I'm not eating. kind of vapies I'm vaping I'm not eating. Yeah, yeah, I know. it's terrible. What's in there? Rats? Yeah. What's in there? Yeah co. Oh God, I'm sorry. I love you. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. The price I pay. It's the price you pay, but please we're going on the road Thursday morning. Yeah, right If you're not gonna eat If you need listerine packets, that's what I b O ms or gum or whatever you want. I'll give you thousands of dollars ' that's what's gonna take.use I use the natural right off. It doesn't. It doesn't matter. on top of it do the cologed routine and then we won't have a fucking problem. I've got a homeless man as my tour manager. I'll record it I'll record What the fuck is going on? All right calm down. You on All all the stage hands are like, is he homeless? I, no, he's not homeless. He's a real kid lives in the house I'm sorry, I know. That's been pinned up for years. Yeah how do you say that you say to? How do you say that to somebody? How do you say that to somebody? You know what I mean? You just did. No when you' you know what I mean? Beuse I've never seen you publicly acknowledge his breath. What do you in your mind think? I write about it. I have a blog. You do morning pages The artists way I have a substack on it. You guys gotta read it. Yeah,ah you gotta read it Go to morningbress d. comot Yesantino All right, Well, any retorts endnd for Bob, then, do you have a retort or do you have Bob usually smells good and he's a good boss and respect is at a maximum Oh smart, dude. He's about to get some checks on the road. Yeah, very smart. Ecited. You're really good. Sold San Ao Of course, of course. Yeah Houston's getting there and also Dallas is there Yeah already. Well Toronto. Yeah, yeah. the shop from Texas, you're going to rip up Texas to shred. Yeah. so what I'm saying is is that you're also being last thing I want to say Yeah if Yeah, last thing I want to say because I feel like people think that I complain or I'm being vicious You know what I mean I think you're overompensating. let me say that again. Hit it again. You're over compomensating For oververcompensating. ye. Ocompensating. Yeah for what It's because last time I said, you're not a good tour manager, right But now you're being extra good where it's kind of annoying. Oh you're going too far? Yeah no, no. it's understand. So we we fly out Thursday. Yeah, right to San Antonio in the morning. Right. We land at three Right? He's already today going, what kind of beef do you want What is that? What do you mean? Like you have to preder pre orered meat for our barbecue place. they don't run out. so that they don't run out. What do you mean they're gonna run? They're gonna run out of meat by three. so when we go at seven thirty, they'll hold did they tell you that they're, they run out of meat. We're at a barbecue fucking place. Yeah. Excuse me. we will order the corn right and I go the corn bread. There's not go. How they stay on breistmas? Because they're like a Michelinire place. B. That's normal. Iidot That's fucking normal. God damn de You're just calling the barbue out of of fking barbcle place. Yeah, and they're all millionaires. Yeah, yeah, yeah. God your're soou, you know, No, you don't over carbatingess. Yeah, yeah let's be real. let's be real for once in your life. Nowbe you in the middle. Maybe he's overcompensated A Wellow,'s got me rolled upude. How about we do a hygiene bump then, fininancially, giveive him aygiene bump Okay, I'm willing to do this. Okaykay. We'll put aside a little bit of money for hygiene. I'm willing to do this, okay? Yeah Thanks for the hair. Itough even fucking hair do. That's not it. That's not what smells Oh yeah, it will You think that's hair from the back of his head No, dude, he's not gonna fucking sacrifice the back of his head. That's fucking asshole hair. That's pube hair, dude. I love Yeah, ye yeah, yeah yeah. You know what? Imagine that hair. He's gonna have dreadlocks. have dingle bries up at the front? Yeah, yeah, it's gonna to look bad. It's gonna look so good Yeah Yeah. Not only are you going to look good. Yeah I'm afraid we're gonna lose you modeling. I just think I think you're gonna get a full high hair I think he's going to get a full head of hair in a year and he's going to think he's better than us. Do you not think that's going to happen, Fancy? I think he's going to be up his own ass. McacCone' saying, yes, I think you're going to be mister Hotshot. And mister Hotshot's going to go, I'm late. I don't want to come to the shoot anymore. No I'm doing my own thing. I'm ninety minutes early every time. I'm a killer. I know, but you don't have any hair yet. When the hair comes in, it might change your perspective Okay, that's interesting. He's two inches taller than me One one, one, we it's one. Yeah. It's one or two inches tall that right. With the hair might be even. R Right, he has Honta body Kab. Yeah yeah yeah The face is pretty good. Face is very good. Right The eyes are. even with Eyes, Nice car. Nose mouth are very good, right? The women like the eyes in the face and nose. Right. you right Also, women don't like medieval shit They don't like these, no No, no, no, no, they don't. They don't like yeah, what I mean? They don't like, you know, fire coming out of the mouth. You mean? They don't like, is that an ogre? Its with their senses, you know their smells. Right? I mean, they don't like medieval shit. Right. They like. Yeah right,? Yeah Am I under a bridge? Like what is going on? like a troll, you know what I mean So what I'm saying to you is that it I think it'll, you know, mean even off out even out as an average guy. Got it. I see. Yeah ye yeah, yeah. goo ahead No, I haveve nothing at me. I'm not trying to go at you. at me guys. Bobby Hinchcliff. Oh no, wow. Oh Hell Bobby Oh dude dude, he's fucking gonna piss me off, dude this guy. You're beginning to fucking piss me off right now All I love you I love you.. First of all, I love you. Yeah. All right, so I want to say this. it's not rasting That's not. that's honesting. It's it's it's telling it how it is. right? Structurally, it's not a roast joke It's not as clever as a roast jo. That's true And I'm the one that said it. Yeah. So I admit it. Okay, right Still got laugh Same with the roast the other night on Netflix. Right. So my point is that it's not a roast joke because I'm just being honest Yeah Ogre ro Dragon's breath. No, be look at me right now, doude can't No I swear to God on my mother's life that those three things are true. All right, so what my boy is vob oneing? As soon as I'm talking, I'm the host of the show. Thankk you. I'm ye ye yeah, yeah, yeah yeah Oh yeah? Yeah. Okay. So anyway, let me finish what I would say, okay Why don't we? Listen to what I have to sayth. Yeah, how is that? How is that roasting when I'm just being honest? Itas not a roast. I didn't see a roast come out of. Exactly. It was you,ulging your. What are the three things I said mythologically? Under a bridge, troll. Yes, Dragon's breath. Yes. And. Ogre. Yes. exxactly.. Yeah. Now, will you defy any of those three things There is No diance. There's no defiance. No They' truism, correct truth truth. truth trruth. You're a truthher. I'm a truthher. correct. Rightight Always. So case closed. case close. Yeah. Thankk you.. That's how like court works. You can't just. It is if it is. If you own the court, it does work. Yeah do you believe he just said, In't the executive producer Did hear that? Is that what you said Boby, I've never even said executive. Are you an executive producer? I mean, yeah, I guess. And they ask you as a made Let me ask you Yeah as a non partartisan right. No, no, you're not a partartisan. You're my best friend. if you do this together. part. We' on the poster. Yeah. I'm very. Yeah,ah.' the band Weerere the berere the band. We're the band. Okay. I'm the torp. All right. This guy dude. I take pictures. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So let me ask you as my business partner Yeah and as the stars of the show. Correct. Okay. Izie executive producer Flashbooker. You me think. Yeah, think about it Hmm. Wait, Andrew I can just be producer Oh, so you don't want the title. I was gonna to give it to you, but I guess no. So just producer, then. Yeah associate. AP N associate. No no., what's MacCoone then He's assistant. He's exactly what Carlos is. Garlow. Blue T. You guys, I'm fifty four years old. 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He's my tour manager. I will not fire him. He will be my tour manager to the end of my tour. What started this do you think How did this kick off? There was an energy transfer that happened. I came in today because my hands were cramping. Yeah, right?? My hands were cramping and they're still cramping, okay. U I had a miracle about the eye thing. Its pretty and that lady said, you know I mean? N not Asian. That was rude. And so I was in this kind of mixed move. Also, when I was driving here, I was going, I have nothing to talk about. Oh, it's the barbecue He's mad I ask him for pre orered barbecue. Yeah. ye. I do feel like the pre order ask was what started this whole room. And I'm just order for him I want you to be comfortable. Be being on tour with like Nirvana would be easier Like it was so much calmer in the early nineties with them, I bet likeich Michael Jackson and his monkey or something So you're saying he's a hard guy to work with I think There are levels of difficulty and he's on one of the higher ones Really? Yeah, you have to really like really crazy. Wow. Yeah Now the heart and the heartest part ofs let's go back then. always say, Oh, I'm a man of the people. That makes me easyer to Okay, let's let's if you want to get real, let's get real Are we who haven't been real this far? Oh, no because I was kidding about that. you don't smell ogre. That's such gaslighting' fking. I gotasfler. I did that for comedy reasons. It's a comedy podcast. Yeah, ogres do not smell it. Yeah, yeah yeah. Dragons don't ex. Yeah, yeah. Dragons don't exist. These are actually all mythological creatures. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, cherubs. It's all f me, it's fake None of's. That's a gas Yeah. That's a gaslighting. That's a truism There is dragons. There is no dragons. There is no truth. Yeah. there's is the truth. That's the truth of theuth. Right. So take it back. There are trolls, there are some mythological evidence Yeah, give or take, give or take, yeah. But anyway I was in Jest saying these things for comedy purposes. At one point or another, you took it personally. There was a personal take. Right. And those names. Yeah, yeah. And then you snapped. I you got angry. If I snapped, Andrew would legitate be like, you the fuck out of here. No, no, no, I would let you have your peiece. If you wantanna say your piece, you can say your peieace. Yes, that's how you lose your job. I, no, no, You can't lose your job.. I was just doing it in justest. Of course you't your breath Mog Dragon ' say And Oh you're wrong, that's not right I was just giving, you know, light hints of maybe, you know, mean suggestions. Small stuff. Yeah, small stuff. and you took it personally I wish that as my friend, you would just tell me the truth and that you were trying to break. Would you rather him tell you the truth not on the air You want out on the air? You want out on the air.Cause it's because you want to, I will tell you the truth on the air then, right? You have Dragon's breath All right, you smell like an ore in a troll Yeah. And all the same I can't Yeah, yeah, yeah f fight back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can fight back. You can fight back So let me ask you, I'm difficult on the road. I'm like like Michael Jackson and the bubbles or whatever. He said you were like bubbles Yeah. So what's my wrider Um Smart water? No, no,'s it's not smart water. Sugar free red Bowl. I have two I have two things on my writer. Okay. All, tell me what they are Water and suugar forree reed Bowl. I just said smart water and sugar. Those are the only two. Yeah What is Michael Jackson's rider? Oh, it's like the g nine year old boy Yeah, I mean no doesn't it. Noope, I'm just saying. Okay, that is's rider. I mean, but what's you know what I mean? you too's rider It's not about the right? Yes, it is. It's about what the tour manager has to do To make the artist happy mine's basic. I want a stool on stage. Yep, right. I want a meal. Yeah, right? I want to pay my openers And I also want red buowl and water. That's it. That's it. I don't want to stir anything, but right or O Sounds like coming. He actually said that Bobby is so cool on the road that who you know, He thinks Andre is really, really diff And you know that You've said that to me before. No, y'all are very different, C. You've said that to me before. I would never Yes you have. I would you have No I would never say that. Y such a fucking rat. You You're such a rat. I would never say that. You' saying this now No You know the fucking fire. That's why I would never say it because you're such a rat You think I'm my rat n? She' the rat. I would never call an. All right. Yeah yeah. he. Yeah. I would never call. Hey. Yeah, yeah And look at me right now. qu quiet for him. All right, listen to me right now, okay. You have to be more on top of. Yeah We're good. I'm you worried about you and me I'm worried about and Andrew. I know I understand good. It's real good. No, it's not good. Yeah, it's good. It's also my It's good You know what I mean? It's good. Let me look at my friend here. Yeah. Hello. Hi maam. Yeah. don't take it personally hit me Um, you're ready for a fucking lie. Lay fair, fair. playay fair. What Andreason What do he say? I'm more difficult on the road than you. Okay Did I say that You did not know Th facts are facts. Fancy said that. Y said that. Carlos said that behind my back. I've never Yeah, yeah. So never So listen here, Dragon Boy. I've never f. ever. So it's very interesting to me. you know what I mean? I'm getting the heat because I'm the easier target than he is. Welcome to my life, right. It's like we're mirror images. I know. so when I'm sayinger. he's scarier than I am. Oh yeah. Yeah so you have to stay on top of it Okay, so you treat me shittier You do because you're afraid of him This is let's be real. Let's be real for once. That's not true. I'm not frustrated with Andrew in the slightest and it's not redirected to you That's insane I like working with Andrew Not anymore. Hey brother We're going to be needing to look for a new tour manager. as a run I have right now is a Dragon brereast troll Ghoul Please I'm calling mine live. Matt? No, Abby. I'm kidding. I didn't text. I'm doing for real. I would never do that Everyone will be andace please . Hi, Sob Yeah,ob one of your clients, Bob Lee What's up? What's up? I just want to let you know You're on pad friends right now. I am Yeah, but don't, you're not to say anything bad. I'm just gonna to let you. I'm going to say, I'll do all the tal and then you just and then I'm going to hang out They hear me this part? Yeah, they're hearing you talk, yes. But you dont have yeah, but you don't have to talk anymore. Does she know what a podcast is Yeah. All right, All right. so here's here's all right U My tour manager has Dragon's breath. He don't say anything, right right? Smells like a troll and ogre, right If I looked at my my writer or none of the shit that's in my dressing room is in like the frit play not true Abby. Yeah, yeah yeah. not true. It's not true. And I want to let you know this tour is fine, but the next tour I do, he's out. okay I love him Thank you. Okay, Be. There's always she's fired She's fired. She's fired. I will say this. Yes. The fact that you went behind my back insane and told fancy. And Macone, did he tell you No Did he tell you M? Macone didn't hear this No Macon Macon C the closer of the mic. Macone, have you ever tour managed? No, but I've seen a lot of you're about to. McCone, you've told me this before Okay. and I want you to be on the record, right Wh's scarier? Andrew or I. Andrew. Okay, good That's good that's way. All right. But you have said that before. But fear doesn't make me talk shit about him. Or does it? O does No, I'm so I don't tell you anything, Bob, because you would tell everyone my business... Oh I'm a gossier. Interesting. I'm gossier. I'm a witch. Yeah, you are Salem's witch trial, huh . Wow. Well you know what's unfortunate, Carlos, I will be honest with you right now. We love you. No, not yet Okay I thought manan I make it real easy on Carlos. I don't ask for much But the simple things you don't I just want water and popcorn backstage before. you always have it. It's crazy. And I just think I don't ever call you and bug and say, give me this, give me that. I I need this, I need that. Yeah. And also go behind my back and tell fancy I'm difficult to deal with on the road brereaks my heart And quite frankly, Praise the Lord I think I think that's it for us on the road. This is sad that we're going end over lies from our. Well whoo's lying? Fancy's lying? I think Fancy's having a hallucination from one of his many colds. Are you lying? Yeah. It's a fever dream. I'm lying. Now you're lying about lying now. now there's layers of lies. So now I can't believe anybody in the booth. Yeah. So now we have a booth filled of liars always have been liing. Who's to believe now? No one No you're No one to believe. So you are the only person I can believe. So we have I can't don't believe me either. Okay, well, yeah, yeah, this is Game of Thrones. Oh no. ye, yeah, yeah. Whoom is the dragon? Yeah ye, right there. I'm Kalesi. You know, for the record, I defended you. You don' think you have a breat, Ben. I don't think you smell bad Yeah. I don't either. it was just a joke Les The room for the lies. ye yeah. I'm a liar as well Gosh, how do we get away from that? I don't know Well, let me tell you something though, in all honesty, all jokes aside. All jokes aside. I love you dearly Carl. I do too. But I will not be touring with you in the future. He got a good beatating today took like like a You know what the worst part of all this is? What isn't This is like an X that we have a kid with Hm, We still have to see these people What do you mean? You and I had a baby Yes, this show is our baby. Yeah. and that's our child. No, no, no, that's that's that's the that's our ex. theseese people are are these ares. Yeah, yeah. And now we have to see them because to create to keep the baby happy, we have to see our exes Right And that's exactly what it is. And they're all of our exes. Yeah. I do that on Tiger belly A grand slam. A literal grand slam. Yeah. And that's what it is over here. Yeah I'm disappointed. I'm disappointed too if you the way you framed it Yeah makes me disappointed, but I guess, you know, I guess that's the way it is. The panic. rememember what did I say before? I went in hot, right And what did I say When I walked through the store You have nothing to talk about Exactly But you know what that really means? I something to say. I have to see my ax. Yeah toxic behavior. Yeah, yeah. I have to see my a and I have to pretend everything's you know. You know what I mean? Yeah. So it's like, Be cooler. Be cooler That's great advice. Yeah, It's good advice right? Thank you, man. Yeah. Pysicia. you when you walk out of the door, right? donon't go just to Andrew tellell me about some business. Okay. Le to me. I just want to say this, okay? Yeah. And this is the truth of the matter. You're great bs, man, I love you. Okay. Okay, this is the truth of the matter. Okay' gonna be honest. D didn't tell me I'm a good bs. Tell And. He didn't say that Thank you. He loves you Thank you. Pancy '. sayay you swear on your daughter's life, he didn't say that S Say you swear on your daughter's life On your daughter's life. Say it No, no, no, no't, no,t You can't what you're saying, even if you're crossing your little tows and your fingers and you're thinking something else, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is true, right? Say on your daughter's life that he didn't say that Theater on my daughter's life Seta say he didn't say that on my daughter's life. He didn't say that on my daughter's life. G Oh Okay. You get a phone call right now. Your wife is like She's dead y. I can't believe you would Let your daughter die ra It's so crazy. For just the show. Yeah, just for the show. Yeah. That's to give the show. Wow. the hospital. Wow. wow. call the hospital right?all the hospital Yeah U I believe hereere's the deal. Here's the deal. There's a lot of bits We're We're not doing a lot of bits. I was ripping on you. and here's the honest truth Even with my notoriety And some of my income, right I still don't do better than you when it comes to the ladies And historically, I haven't So maybe it's a little bit my of my Yeah. so You still have Dragon's breath Yeah ye, yeah yeah. doing the k. You still have that. You still have all those things. But still historically, you've always done better than me when it comes to the attraction of the opposite sex So, but Dragon's Breath Ogre troll. Thank you for being a bad friend. Save more on what you need to get the job done right. Right now, add Lowe's. Get fifteen percent off, select custom entry and interior doors. Plus, save eighty dollars ont the Wallt twenty Volt Max two tool combo kit, now just one hundred sixty nine dollars. And at the Lowe's Pro desk, bring us your materials list and get a quote in minutes. Handwritten, a photo, or even a sticky note is all you need. Keep your jobs moving faster and on budget A lows. 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