Recognizing Bathroom Urgency and Environmental Shifts

Oh, my God. How long was I in the bathroom when we at the restaurant? So long. twenty minutes at the restaurant The moment I out took my last bite, I was like, Yeah. I had to go immediately.. That was bad news bears. I should have wrote that girl and been like not a good recommendation. Yeah. My stomach, the moment I finished my eggs, I was like, hm I think this is P this is been being real. We both. Yeah, yeah. it was that was at that restaurant. Why was prolonged to This was yeah, yeah. This was an hour later. Yeah Whiters loose or did you have to I want to know the consistency. You ever been to Niagara Falls? Now again, Iidentical. I understand. Iident. I under Yeah I do pumpe. Yeah yeah, minine or pumpee, but you do a Niagara falls. Niag. Yeahah, mine's an explosion. Dude that religns with let me do I wantan add on to the poop Go. more poop shuff. Yeah, yeah. So last night, I'm having dinner with my friend Gean. Hong And Andrea Jin hangs out. Jin. Yeah. And we're sitting there, we're eating at a nice Korean barbecue, right? And she's sort of like repositioning. shhifting. She's shifting S shifting Yeah she is like like tatonic plates. Yeah, yeah, yeah. like the world is doing. And by the way, it's gonna it's going to break eventually. Yeah, exactly. your plates keep dusting l there's also like icebergs detaching from You know, there's some stuff going on here. But anyway, let's get back to I'm an environmentalist like I really am. You know what I mean Super Eino, the whole thing. All right. Anyway, things are shifting, but my point is this, she's shifting in her chair and I go. You got here And she's like, I do. I go, well, They have a bathroom here. And she goes, I don't do public bathrooms Oh, I know that yeah. And I go You live pretty far away I know, I just I'm fine. I go No, I can tell whent people are shifting. You can tell a shit Yeah, yeah, yeah And I go, you have eight minutes It's going to break away. You see the doomsday clock? Yeah. And she goes, you're right. And she just gets up, gets in her car And then when she textes me later, she goes, I was right on time And I knew the shifts. You know what I mean? I know about environmental shifts. I also know about shit shifts. Eight minutes. Yeah Eight minutes. she got raised home You've been there. Oh my Godd. The timing is like if it was a second. You know what I mean? Later, it would have been a disaster. Yes. Yeah Chernobyl. Chernobyl would would have been the end of the end of the end. I did that. On the way from the airport, I threw up in my front yard. I got all the way to the house Got out of my car Yeah, ye, yeah. my dog came out. Yeah they're confused about it. They have no idea why you throw up When you throw up in front of a dog, they do they go like this. Yeah. do you Why do people leave Chernyl Yeah what they shouldn't have taken off? No. I'm just saying, stick around. No