Final Life Coach Interaction and Episode Wrap

In a world full of overproduced pop, auto tuned pap, and AI plops, one man is stripping music back to its most fundamental element This summer, prepare your ears and your heart for the debut album From Clavicular. A compendium of the twentieth century's greatest hits reinterpreted on the most expressive weapon in the percussionist's Sheve The claves A whiter shade of pale Hotel California The Belgian National Anthem And a haunting, unaccompanied rendition of Candle in the Wind nineteen ninety seven. Sit back, relax and luxuriate in the sumptuous sound of two wooden cylinders bashing together Order now and receive the Deluxe DoubleCD edition, featuring Clay Vicula himself, reading out a legal cease and desist letter from Andrew Lloyd Webber To order, just ring zero eight hundred cllacket today. That's zero eight hundred cllacket. And welcome to the Beef and Dairy Network podcast the number one podcast for those involved, or just interested, in the production of beef animals and dairy herds The Beef and Dairy Network podcast is the podcast companion to the Beef and Dairy Network website as well as the printed magazine, brought to you by Clay Vicula And I've been listening to Clay Vicular this week in the car and I have to say it's really toe tapping stuff. And it's not just me saying that. I actually drove past a group of teenagers hanging out at a local hip spot near me. It's a costa coffee with a large outdoor area where once the costa has actually shut, they'll often gather there too. fight or rut under the influence of cheap cider and a feeling that nothing matters Anyway, they overheard the music coming from the windows of my highigh and Ii ten And they said, That's totally music maxing, mate And one of them said it was fire and another one said that it hits different So, that double CD collection is the perfect gift for anyone of any age Anyway On this month's show, I spoke to Anthony Roveveno. Hello, my name is Anthony Riveveno and I'm an investor Anthony Rveno, thank you for joining me today. Obviously a lot of our listeners will know who you are, but just to introduce you for those who don't. you're an agricultural investor You've put investments into some of the biggest brands in agriculture today, including Mitchell's. Diggory Piggory Raymond' Hooflacer, Peltmasters, McGoffrey's ergonomic tractor seats, Vatican beef Just to name a few. It's an amazing portfolio. Yeah we're very proud of the work we've done. It's just a really good feeling to have an impact on the UK and international farming teame. Why is it that know I think most people will be thinking, why is it that you're only in the agricultural world when you're investing? Because obviously, when we think of most investors, we're thinking tech, we're thinking finance, we're thinking those kind of slightly more perhaps sexy industries. I mean, of course, farming is a very sexy industry Y. Why is it that you are focused on agriculture think there's two points to bring up there. One is that I mean my system is Obviously a lot of people come to me with investment opportunities And what I do is I flip a coin, if it comes up heads, we're good to go. And it's only ever come up heads for farming Okay ye. you might need to look into that coin maybe because That sounds like it might be weighted slightly ones. Is it a magician's coin?id a magician go to? It' it's a normal coin Are you sure? I mean, does it glow ever? I'm just trying to work out whether it' cursed, perhaps Night' time. Right Right. It does it does So It is whisper. I don't No Latin, so It's not affected me I don't listen to it for advice if that's the question you're asking Well, I guess I'm interested that there's a certain erhaps lack of curiosity. if I had a whispering coin that speaking to me in a different language, I might try and get that translated by someone who Well, I've never got the sense it's speaking to me. I think it's just speaking I think even in that case I wouldd still probably try and find someone who could speak Latin, but we're different people, I understand that Mo on from the coin, it's not I don't want you to focus on the coin I have so many coins. No, I know you've got so many coins, but only one of them speaks Latin or maybe I don't know do you have more than one coin that speaks foreign langu? only one speaks Latin. Anyway, so you're saying that the reason that you invest solely in agriculture is that coin that may does speak Latin When you flip it, itnds to come up heads every time. Yeah yeah All the way back to my first project, which was just really I was investing in a bag a bag of seeds I suppose. Right. Just an old lady had a bag of seed, she was trying to get some money towards planting and yees, she gave me the coin to help me make the decision And that was that's how that began. Okay, this old woman I just the woman who gave you the coin, how witchy was she What do you mean How much like a witch was she What's a witch look? Tall black hat, little black cat Do you know Oh she did, she did have those those attributes you don't claair No, I don't know that I no. I okay, I'm going to mention the coin for the last time. I don't think that is true, but okay Okay, but it is important that I think that You know, I'm not an expert, but I do think that coin is cursed Okay I'm curious. I'm not up on curses and stuff Yeah what would you think? No No mind you're the one introducing curses, I don't know Im sorry I feel like I' I feel like I'm saying textchure. I don't mean to It's just, I don't, I'm This isn't my area of expertise. No what would qualify as C? I do understand that. I think what I'm saying is that it's not my area of expertise either But I think even with my very, very, very Shallow knowledge of curses can tell that's cursed. And I think most people again, even people with no knowledge of curse, if you gave them a fax They might say, o that coin's cursed probably. Right. Not necessarily a bad thing, either. you know you've become, I believe quite wealthy off the back of your investment in agriculture. so ye, yeah, yeah. I'm doing great. Sure, but I think then the worry would be, you know, when do you have to pay the piper? you know And that's it That's metaphorical. I mean right, sor Often with these stories that happen with a curse, you know, you get the riches and then in return for the riches, you have to sell your soul to the devil or the wch eats your face off, those kind of things. U rightight. Okay, I mean, I'll keep an eye out But I can con with my likeike a cock might drop off or something Yeah, that hasn't happened No I know because you're still for Like in terms of the story, you're still in the bit where you're just enjoying the wealth I genuinely I really can't think of a you're describing like a sort of narrative consequence F the sort thing you might get in a fairy tale Ecept for your yes, you introducce cocks And I really can't think of anything like that happening There's been like I'm not saying there's not, you, we haven't got a perfect accident record on the farm. Um or any any of the facilities, you know, there are there are mishaps Yeah, I'm just thinking about that because you mentioned faces coming off earlier on. There's a lot of people a lot of our stuff lose their face. As part of a kind of industrial accident type situation. Yeah, yeah, but I mean, there's always risks in farming, you know, it can be a It's quite a high risk career, because the amount of machinery and so on involved I mean, now I think about it, we do have quite a high percentage of the accidents are face removal Well, I'm happy to move on from the coin note if if you I'm just of interested in your experience. what percentage of farm injuries would do you expect to involve face removal Oh, I mean, I don't have the kind of stop me head U Well, I would guess less than one percent certainly. Pretty ra. Okay. So you think eighty percent high Yeah, yeah, that's high Let me a quick Note. Can I just ask on the numbers? I know you've got your paperwork in front of you, you can tell me Is that eighty percent of injuries involve removal of the face or is that eighty percent of your staff have had their face removed during an injury? Both whichich is odd because some of them are clerical. Next, I spoke to Anthony about his farm. After twenty years as an agricultural investor Three years ago, he put his money where his mouth is Oh, sorry, I will actually take this. This is my new life coach, Ollie, who honestly is changing my life. It's amazing Hi, hi Yes, my guy. how are you? Hey Ollie. I've been reing to ring you actually. I'm actually really excited Yep, we're sorry, why You know in our most recent be at belieelve it Achievement session, we were talking about how I had those dreams that I felt unfulfilled and that I needed to make steps to go towards it. So Sorry, I'm rambling now. What I've actually done is I've actually put together an advert for clavicular Okay, what is sorry, what is that my dude liill Yeah, My cllave only music act we talked about it in the last. Yes, yes, yes. Yes, my man, this is ringing a lot of bells. Look, I'm thrilled for you. That's really that's great progress, man. But listen, do you have five hundred pounds I can borrow Sorry Do yours five hundred pounds? Yeah, man. It's my sister, dude. She's broken around. Right So why do you need the five hundred pounds? Why? it's The doctors have said that they can do this kind of pioneering treatment on it so that it goes back to normal in four hours, but yeah it costs five hundred pounds Sorry. The doctors say they can put her arm back to normal from having broken it in four hours. A hundred percent, man, a hundred percent. But the thing the thing is, R, she really needs it by tomorrow because she's actually agreed to, she's agreed to lift something heavy for my step momom Okay, I mean C C't somebody else lift could you go around and lift this thing for her? Dude, I wish I could, dude. see the thing is I've also broken my arm. Have you Dude, do you want to be progressing on the path of life that you want to be progressing on or do you want to be stuck in the mire where you are at the minute No, it's a good it's a good point. I mean, I have given you quite a lot of money already know, I'm surprised you don' have five hundred pounds at your own disposal given the amounts I've given you over the past L I appreciate that and Sorry one second, my dude Hh Not now Not now Sorry, dude, lookook, I'm going have to wrap this up yah, but let me just let me know on that when it's going to be sent And then we should we should be we should be good as gold my dude Sorry about that So As I was saying, Anthony now has his own farm. And it's actually Britain's biggest. technically the award' longest film Oh, we're not technically the biggest we areld the longest Okay, what kind of shape are we talking about here It's a very acute Ocelles triangle I'm having I'm having a hard time picturing that I'm afraid. L a wiz's hat but one that is significantly taller than a wizard Okay, so it's I see. so it's quite steep Yeah it's quite steep and long So maybe less wizard and more kind of damsel at a medieval jousting event. with the bit of sort of silk com off the top Yeah That's quite unusual shape for them So how tall is the hat, so to speak? Well the base of it is about eighteen fur long, so what's that about two two a half miles And the the length The other two sides of the triangle are about twenty five thousand ferogs Claves, that magical instrument with the unforgettable sound. Clay Vicula plays the world's most beautiful melodies with the unmistakably rich timambre of wood on another bit of wood. Relax as clay Vicula sweeps you away to a world of tranquil beauty Order now and receive the Deluxe DbleCD edition, which features five original compositions by Clavicula himself a sweet a little baby girl. Oh, my sweet baby. iss Sweetams Oh my sweetest. And my sweet, Lil baby swweetems, M sweet This momentous tapestry of clacking can be yours for just forty nine pounds Now just to change the subject for a moment, hope you don't mind Anthony I don't know if you I don't know, you know, where you are with the modern music scene But I guess like everyone you likes to listen to music in your spare time, right Uh yeah. What kind of thing you into sort of early two thousands or castle spade metals Anything with two bass drons and a harpsp chord, really? What if I was to tell you that you could listen to some of the biggest hits of the twentieth century played only on the claves Well You're an investor, right? So not only do you have your huge conical shaped farm You also invest in other businesses, right? And I just happen to correct have a nascent business of my own selling records. it's called Clavicilla Right And I play renditions of popular songs and I think it could be massive and I think you want to get in on the ground floor Okay, I mean, my instincts Top of my head? No U but only because it seems like a bad idea So o, but as an as G me hang on hang on. Let me get a cling ure Okay. Really? Just before you flip an, is it? Is it making any kind of sound is whispering Okay, so what is it? headads you do invest? Hads are details at it Okay, and historically always says yes to an agricultural project. Yes But it always says no to a non agricultural project. Not always Okay, but predominantly. So I've got a chance. Yeah Okay ales 's a note Now, it's not often that I get the chance to speak to a top investor So I Oh hang on it's some It's my life coach again. Sorry Hi, Ollie, how's the arm? The arm Yeah, you b you Broken your arm Yes, absolutely, my dude. Look. I've been going through my online banking app and I can see here Yeah, I'm sorry, dude, you've underpaid me by five hundred pounds Oh No I don't I don't think so. I mean for the sessions we've been doing. Yes, I'm afraid so, man. let me just see what's happened here. So Be I paid up front I got I've already paid I gave you five thousand pounds. Yes, but that was yes, I'm just checking your account now. It looks like that was just to cover the liveour dream for you package. Is that right Yeah, I mean, that's the one I'm on. Yeah. so what I've done and look, this is I hold my hands up here, brother. this is on me, but I've only billed you for the no Strife lifeife knife package No, don I don't think so because when I was looking at the website and we were talking about what options I should go for, we were talking about how I should actually graduate onto the No Strife lifeife knife package, right because you said it wasn't ready for it and then Eventually I'll get there to the high five the Universe with your Golden Hs package, but I look, and honestly, dude, no one wants you more on the highigh five the universe with your Golden Hs package and I do, you know that about me. But I think the problem is there's still very much a shortfall here, do you understand Trying to say, do think I'm ready for that level, actuallyre ready Okay, I sorry, why because I've already manifested my destiny, you know, with claviculular withith I've made the adverts for I've produced the album for Clav Vicular. Sorry, whos who's Clav Viculular? I'm Clavviciller What It's my Cave album I made do my claves. What are claves So I showed you my claves. a couple of wooden sticks I beat together. Yes, yes. Yes. Caves. Yes. I'm sorry, dude. Yes, one hundred percent, one hundred percent.. That's great, man. I'm gonna need the five hundred pounds today ideally I'll go back through my banking app and check if you'd like me to, but I'm fairly sure I paid exactly what you. I really would have appreciated that. just look, I don't want to have any negative energy between the two of us. I just think it would be great. If you could just send that over, we won't have a problem, we can go hips so fact, no problem Do you want me to look at my app now I can my Dude, the quickest thing is just you have my mononzo now just send it to me straight away and we won't have an issue. Okay, I'm looking at No I've paid I paid the invoice Dude, I'd really appreciate it if you could just get it over to me right now, okay? Sorryt I have paid As quick as possible, ASAP brother paid what I Oh fucking out what do you want They call him the man with the magic sticks. It's clayicular now available for live events, whether it's a wedding, the opening of a garden center, or an event to mark the closing down of a garden center. Clay Vicula can be there with his rich brand of emotional percussion, a symphony of clacking But don't just take my word for it. Here is Alan North, who had clavicular play at his brother's birthday party We werere just having a nice family barbecue in my back garden and then this bloat rocks up with these wooden sticks and just starts smacking them together mode in the area was just everyone was just going who's who's this And it was so embarrassing. just I didn't want to admit that I hadd booked him that this is something I hadd organized. So I just had to li I lied to all my family into their faces and said I didn't know who he was. And I didn't want him to find out any different. I had to treat him as if he was like a home invader and grab his arm, twist behind his back and like drag him out through the side entrance and throw him into the gutter outside the front of the house And he looked up at me and he had this look a betrayal in his eyes as I did it, but I just didn't care because it was so unconscionably shit And so just as he was about to make a move, my brother came out from the house and said, is everything okay? And I said, yes, yes, had all in hand and he said you know, nonetheless, he started just pushing me and like provoking me into into beating this guy up and like kicking him in the ribs and like And I didn't want to, but just he kept pushing me and pushing me and he's my older brother and it's always been a bit like that the dynamic between us. And so I just I found myself doing it that I got myself angry as well at this man who you I convinced myself was a burglar, a home invader. So I just started stamping on him in the gutter just stamping and stamping and And then it was clattering of his little wooden sticks rolling away down the road and I just didn't care anymore. I just just kicked and kicked and kicked him I started stamping on his ribs and stamping and stamping on them until they started breaking. and making this like cracking noise and if anything, it was a bit like he had a set of internal claves that were being played like a blink blank like by my boot landing on his ribgate over and over and over again And it was an absolute mess down there. But like when I turned back around, I could see that my brother was looking at me with a look that he finally really respected me because Like I say, we've always had this relationship where he never quite seems satisfied with, you know things I do and how I behave. but finally it looked like he really really, truly respected me And I mean, that was a real watershed moment in our relationship as adult, you know relations and friends going forward and So actually I probably would book Clavicular again. Book Clavicular now More after this According to CNBC, nearly half of hiring managers say that a candidate's enthusiasm about the job is the most important thing when considering them for a role. 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O Zip Recruiter Okay, moving on from invvesting Yeah Sure, mayaybe you don't invest in Caviculular, right? Maybe I don't need the investment because I've got all the investment I need, which is my own talent my own Drive. Yep, right? But maybe what you need, maybe you're getting married soon And you need someone to play the claves at the ceremony. I do not Plave guy. Really? U We do have quite a lot of There are quite a lot of funerals Oer O not on the farm, but around some I'm assuming it's some casket closed Well because they've had their face ripped off. No, them. U just how villages There's been a tremendous, what do you call it upsurge people being being pecked to death by crows. in the area and u So yeah. Well, okay, that's interesting. So imagine the funeral of a local villager a well loved Baker, man. Yeah. No one likes the baker It liives in a village next to your huge, very long farm. I mean to be fair, there's quite few villages next to it. It is long Okay, so we imagine that there's a baker who lives nearby. His eyes are picked out by crows, he sadly passes on immagine the sort of haunting, emotionally raw sound of the clou. I't know The reason Anthony agreed to come on the show was to promote his new scheme to encourage young people Hi, soy M me. Hey How's it going doe A.kay. Yeah, good, man. Can you give me a lift to the airport? Ollie, I don't know what's going on today. Listen, you know in the last session we talked a bit about setting boundaries and how they one hundred percent, bro, one hundred percent. Right, and how that was very positive for me to be able to set them. Yeah, said mate abbsolutely, bro. Okay, well I'm setting that boundary, I think today, which is I'm not going to take you to the airport Okay, that's cool, man. I just can you just take me to Amsterdam A airport U Just need to together as soon as possible, but The only thing is we cannot go through any border control, okay Okay, Ollie, I'm not gonna take you to Amsterdam Airport. Okay. I don't know how mad that sounds. to you saying it do you hearing it back? Do you see do you see how mad that sounds like Look obviously self inflection is a very Very important part of the work that you and I have been doing over there have over the last couple of months, but I think I can understand.ust one last question for me, Dude. any is there any way that you that you would be able to take me to Amsterdam Airport No. Okay, that's fine. And also, how does someone get to Asselam Airport without going through border control? This is why I'm asking you Sorry, I'm literally in the midle of job I'm making a odast we talked about the podcast I make.'s. forget it, forget it, forget it, forget it, forget it. Now, the reason that Anthony agreed to come on the show was to promote his new scheme to encourage young people into farming, which he's calling sprouts with the Z But with theZ. Yeahah, maybe could tell us a bit about that Your podcast is well enmeshed in UK farming culture And you'll be well aware that statistically farmers are getting older because they exist in many of time U not me Um, but u I'm the same age I was ten, fifteen years ago The I industry is a hard Did your age stop at sorry. Did your age stop around the time that you Got got the coin? Yeah giveive a take But the industry as a whole is aging And you know, farming is to a degree a young person's game. So we need we need a new crop of farmers to sort of step into the rolls As people in the industry retire or are peted at by crows or in the case of a local priest, it just explode when they stepped on our land Right Th are sprouts is really about incentivizing the youth to engage with farming as an activity and to consider farming as a viable and sustainable option for their livelihood as they move forward And you've put your own money on the line here. You're saying that you will put investment into young people for them. What's the idea? They will buy their own land, they will buy their own equipment? What do you want them to with the money once they get it? kind of you've hit the nail right on the face that they would hopefully investing a with our assistance, invested a small manageable area of farmland that they would find themselves and then as they gain more experience and skills, they'll have the opportunity to buy extxtra fields, barns and some of the cooler machinery that we have like a mechap plow Zalsban Trail a set of five tractors that combine to form a bigger tractor And that can be used to fight off large predators That five tractors that comees together to make one sort of megaractor That's a big's a big old thing. What kind of predators is that being used to ward off Have you got one on your phone Yeah. Yeahah yeah we have we've got trackor'sord and we've been meeting he's for quite a while. I mean, it's a broad jurch of predators, everything from foxes through to Griffin's And a green dragon that's been repeatedly harassing the farm and neighboring areas for some time. The staff have nicknamed it Trogdor goossh, you know, it's just not just the tractorsort But there's also a One of our staff volunteered to have a gem implanted in his chest and so he's able to any time other than the harvest invoke the power of the moon to sort of expxonentially increase in size. to fight off predators so. Yeah, Derek's been doing that for a while. He can't sleep Um So if young people are listening it and do want to put their hat in the ring, four sprouts with the Z to get some of that investment to set up their own farm Um How would they go about doing that? The easiest way to do it is have a look at a website that's wWW. spprouts withith a. far and that to be clear, that is S. R O U T S W I T H A Z . com And the he said is It's not the letter Z, it's Z ED. Yes, okay. I got to remember that All right, before we wrap up I mean, I'm maybe being a bit tricky here In terms of you being an investor and me being a kind of Burgoning business person. Yeah I've been thinking Please hear me out I've been thinking about kids toy in the Laboooo space. Right? Yeah. They're called little fugly bastards. Right But I think kids will probably end up calling little fuglies. Kind of like a slightly gross little furry creature. I think they're going be huge.. Do you want to invest maybe like just like a million pounds, maybe or Culling up on three things R is, your USP is there like another product But they're like labooooos, and laboo' are huge. Yes, too. Fuglies already exist What do you mean? There is already a sort of gross kids toy line. of ugly little dolls called fugglies or fugglers, maybe Yeah but this is Lil fugly bastards Je. The the key you're saying the you're saying the market name you're hoping for is Fuglys or Lil Fuglies or something like that. that is already a thing. This product already exists Okay, can I just take up on this? Yeah. A Yeah, they're called little fugly bastards Right right. I just think kids will probably end up calling them little fuglies, right? Yeah. But strictly speaking theyre called little fugly bastards All all you're telling me is that I've buil this business idea on solid ground because we've already got a successful business in the boo booz and if you're right. But no no, this is like me going to you like Jon investing an idea I've had for it it's called and Dars And it's like a horeless carriage. you can drive around. Sounds like a good idea It is a good at it' cars Right And I've changed the name slightly Right? But it's already a thing Cars are really popular, so you're gonna yeah, but they're doing really well with cars No, you I finish the pitch You you know I've already invested in one of your Business is, right Yeah, we had a we had a bit of money. the Beef and Dairy network had some money Yeah from you. yeah. Yeah. Thank you for that. you haveave you made any money yet Well, u yes You come have a necess is it You haven't necessarily seen any of it. I know. I won't lie I originally thought that was what this phone call was gonna be about Because we had to convert a lot of that money into grain to pay off our grain debts. Yeah. we've all got grain debts. We've been slowly paying off the actor Ted Dunson who lent us all that grain. and I would like to thank you for doing that. And we are now on a sounder financial footing And we look I was talking to our accountant yesterday. and he thinks we might be be able to stop paying you back in one hundred and fifty years. too long Okay, how about this Double down put a million into little fuglyy bastards, you'll get more back than you were ever going to get back from the podcast. Have you made one Do you aotype you can show me I's got a drawing Okay Well I was going to do a drawing Describe the jewelry that you want to do So I imagine a laboou Then we get a lawyer to just change it enough that it's no longer like Trademark infringement, right So it's like it's got a really long nose or a or a penis? Yeah, sure. Okaykay, so it's the boooo with a penis And it's a little fugly bastard, right? Or I think the kids will call them little fugly. I feel like I was being I was using hyperbole When I said, it's got a penis and I feel like you've really leapt on that Iea was I was using that as a sort of illustratively bad idea It really feels like you liked it U I don't think they should be marketing children's toys with A a swear word in the name and them having Okay Yeah give me a second hang on H tes I'm afraid it's bleeding A big thanks to Anthony Raveno for that interview I don't know if I should answer this to be honest. It's yeah, it's allie. Hey my dude. listen, I just I just wanted to check in about earlier man that that wasn't cool bro and u Look, I hold my hands up, you know, I'm a passionate guy. but ye I think You know, the stresses of modern day travel, right? they can really get to you. So I'm sorry for flying off the handle back then. No, that's okay. I mean A few things, I guess like have you actually broken your arm I wasn't really sure what was real and you know what I mean? It all felt a bit kind of Far fetched to say that. one hundred percent No And again, I appreciate that. Thank you for your honesty. But have you broken your arm? Yeah, one hundred percent, bro. I really appreciate that. Let's move on, maybe. I was kind of confused by a lot of what you were saying But if you're happy like I'm happy to keep going, if you are like with the process going on. You know what what are we always talking about? you and I, let's push forward in the things that we want to push forward with together Okay, well, I mean now I've got you. I have actually had a little idea. I mean This is something that I've had under my hat for a while, but it feels like I mean, I mentioned it today to one of the guests and it could be really big, I think. He Lay it on me, man. Okay, so I've had an idea for a new kid's toy. It's in the loooo space. G They're called Lil fugly bastards Little fugly bastards. Yeah and I think it could be huge. I mean, I think the kids will probably end up calling them little fuglies, but I think like the brand name is Lil Fky Bastards. Dude, I love it. I love it already. Yeah. I really love it, dude. And you know, what am I here for? I'm here to help you achieve your dream. I'm so glad you like it. made it's a million percent. I think the only thing for me is that In order for a project like this as exciting as this to get my full attention, right? I am going to need you to sign up to the quQantum tier Oh Okay, I don't remember the quantum Is that on the website? It's a new tier. Essentially it gives you access to my new course It's called Enter the wealth Oortex, Manifest Y your own Castle of Emeralds. and that sounds good actually. You are gonna need that. Right. I definitely need that, do you think? It's one hundred percent, man I can't see another way that it could work without it. But the good news is to sign up, it's only five hundred pounds in cash. The best way to get that over to me is actually to deliver it to a place called Amsterdam Airport, which is in Amsterdam And ideally this afternoon um, and as part of that If you have it on, you blow like like a large and intimidating dog Did you say dog? Yeah, just like a large and intimidating dog, but also very much the five hundred pounds A totally sure that I need to be fuck It's fucking f. HellA. Watch out! It's the new toy that's just a little bit bugly. Fugly. Yay Little Fugly Bastards. I call mine little Fugly. Take your little Fuggly bastards wherever you go. They're your fugly little friend He smells like be. Yes, he does. Little Fugly bastards. Collect them all If you dare Sugly His eyes are so intense No Fugly. Stop it. You bastard. You fuly, bastard Each sold separately, some assembly required purchase of a little fugly bastard bind your child to an unndending contract that may impact their desire to go to college, Battery's not included. He's so fgly So that's all we've got time for this month. But if you're after to more beef and dairy news, get over to the website now where you'll find all the usual stuff as well as our off topic section Why this month, we run down the top ten Where this month, we run down a top ten of the world's most disappointing breads So Until next time But you f Thanks to Paul Foxcroft, Ed Jones, Tom Crowley, and Lenea Sage. Hey, Max fun listeners. It's me, Jackie Kishation. I have a podcast with Laurie Kil Martin. Say Hi Laurie. Hi Jacqueline. Hi Max fun listeners. But not very formal. We have a podcast and it's about stand of comomedy and how much we love it. And how much we dislike some of it. So listen to that podcast. It's called the Jackie Laurie Show. We drop new episodes every Wednesday that gives us plenty of time to decompress from our comedy weekends and discuss things with sane level heads. No, it doesn't. 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