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This morning, ladies and gentlemen, everywhere and anywhere. Thank you so much for tuning in. This is Black Man Spy with Melcom ans. I'm your co host Swaby Lion , and we got our amazing extravaganza Middle East expert Danish intelligence Jacob Carsbo is also here all the way from Denmark All the way not from Cophagen, from the North of Denmark today. And what Malcolm is with us somewhere, but he can't get into his hotel room. Is that it? I'm listening to you too . Yeah, I'm gonna be on in a minute. I'm gonna be on in a minute . Well, I tell you what, in the matter of twenty four hours so much has happened things have spiraled into so many deal or no deal . We might as well have Howie Mandela come over here and have a whole bunch of bags for us . So every time Trump makes his mind about whether he should or shouldn't make a deal, like he would be there showing us why deal that was that's why today's show is the taco taco nature show yeah but I'm just, you know, one thing here , I'm at the airport so I have to just pay the cabin a sec, but just one point here. You know, it tells you all you need to know about Trump and US credibility at the moment when you have to wait for announcements to be confirmed by Tasm an the IRGC the IRGC meeting in Iran to confirm anything before you believe it. You know , how is that? You know , we find ourselves in a situation where they need to confirm stuff that we hear from a US president. That's shocking, man. Well, when the boy that comes keeps coming back from the jungle and saying, there's a wolf in the jungle keeps yelling back, there's a wolf in the jungle and when we go and check the jungle every time when there's nothing, next time we're going to just ask the wolf himself, where are you at ? But where are we that's at. That's where we at. That's the reality we have to deal with. It is, it is. And you know what? Trump's statements had a huge effect on the oil market that the oil was yesterday at ninety what? ninety two ninety three . Today's eighty five dollars for the WTI Happy Days , happy days . eighty five dollars . So Brent Crude is at eighty eight . Merban is eighty four. So what's happened ? Is ? And then the Iranians are saying there's nothing confirmed . Trump says , well , we there's no nuclear weapon . Like there wasn't a nuclear weapon . There's not even nuclear dust . There was never a nuclear weapon . Exactly . They promised they promised they promised no nukes . That is that is f antastic . That is fantastic . This is just a preview about everything that's happening. There's a lot of interesting events. There's an explosion that happened also in Farg Island or was it really ? Yeah, yesterday, there was an unexpected explosion that happened , but we still don't know the cause of it . But this in Iran . It happened right before we announced the the we're so close to a deal . The explosion happens . Yeah, yeah . I think the , you know, the the announcement by Trump, how many hours was that after he threatened once again to take Kark Island? It was only opinion just that you have like two or three hours, two or three hours. Yeah . It was it was really quite quite insane. But at least we can say, you know, like we talked about yesterday, he recycles his his threats. So he's into the recycling business , which is which is nice . Well, yeah, following the downing of the U. S A.rmy ap Aocalypache helicopter , President Trump authorized two consecutive nights of maximum intensity , maximum intensity , precision bombardment, target ing Iranian manufacturing hubs , military barracks and air defense nudes across Tahran and the southern Hormuz province . Yeah . You know , aside from the downing of the Apache , you know, I think I think all this that we've seen this week also has served the purpose, you know, for Trump to line up an argument for a deal and say, oh, we bumped them anew and then they gave concessions . So we bumped them into concessions. So now we get a really good deal and so on. I think it's part of his his theater as I as I see it . I don't know if you know , but you know, Trump abruptly made up his decision on Thursday afternoon yesterday that he wants to end this on a social media post . The interesting thing is that our special forces that we were having some sort of airplane heading that way. Hold on, I have that story in my substep . While Trump like had that tweet going or that truth social post going , our forces were on the way to go make a hit and we were about to go hit Iran and they didn't know that Trump posted a post saying that we are close to a peace deal. And we were actually close ly fucking it all up . Yeah . Yeah . It's a good But that's really US military forces were within three hours of executing missile strikes against Iranian targets when social media posts by Donald Trump announcing a settlement abruptly aborted the operation . Tactical operations were already in their final stages with naval units having adjusted flight path mount ion motion armed and strike order official issues officially issue only three hours prior or four hours prior Trump had stated that they would attack again tonight , you know, that whole telegraph of further attacks . So of course, you know, at out at the shop and they'd been prepar to make good on that. And then yeah, suddenly , we're close to a deal again . That tells me there's a huge disconnect between the executive Bhrother ood and the military planning . Yeah, but the military planning, they have to be ready to carry out , you know, what the president orders. And when he says, We're going to strike tonight . They say oh and when he changes his mind three or four times later they are called back obviously so it doesn't surprise me the least because you know, those threats that were , you know, posted half an hour before we went on yesterday were genuine , I think . And then he made , you know, he changed his mind so I'm skeptical that something crucial happened with the Iranians in that time span, but I could be mistaken, but I think it's Trump that has changed his mind . You're mistaken . Welcome back He just took the sandwich back . I heard every word you said . What was the problem was listening? No, you're not mistaken. I mean , you're right. The military has to do what the military does, which is to sit around and wait orders . And those orders can be stupid contradictory . They can do all sorts of things, but you have to follow them. No matter whether there's a dumb ass in charge of the White House or not , right? And in this particular instance, did you see, did you guys hear the discussion that was had? Because if you want to know anything, now it's Trey Yinst and Barack Ravid . They're calling these guys up and they're like, here's what we want you to tell everybody . Talk about leaking. Trump's the fucking leaker . Trey Barack Ravid said Trump had sat around with the cabinet and got convinced , convinced himself that the that Pete Hagsets negotiate by bombing was going to so impress the Iranians that they would go whoa, that's that's too much . I swear to God the stupidity here as I call it, this is a matter of cultural intelligence. I'm going to turn so I got better light, but this is a matter of a lack of cultural intelligence. This is why people like me and Jacob exist . We can tell you that's not going to impress them. Bombing them is not going to impress them . It does nothing. What it does is it makes them mad and makes them think about what kind of fun bombings they can do against you . And I think the point the point is the bombings impress the Trumps and Hex voters . And that's why they do it. And that's why they make that posture. And then they say, well , we bummed them into submission . It's as simple as this . They love it personally . They love oh, we're gonna bomb. Israel. And you know what? I think they sit around the oval office and ex pect, we're going to give it to them now. No you didn't. The bombing that happened was so fucking small in comparison to everything that's been done in the war. Forty nine tomahawks, didn't we fire off like five hundred tomahawks or something? We depleted a third of the entire tomahawk inventory in the U . S. military. So what made you think like forty nine tomahawks are going to listen to us now? They're going to come to the table. They're going to go in one other thing. You know how he does this little pantomime show of his like a little puppet show where he goes I spoke to the Iranians and they like me and they have the Ayatollah who I who I have a personal relationship with you know, lie one, lie two lie three and the Iranians are sitting back, I shit you not someday there will be a puppet show in T ehran where all they will do is they'll have a Trump puppet and they'll just read the actual things that he says and kids will fucking fall on their asses laughing. But Trump comes out and he makes these fantast lying statements, just lies where he says , they want a deal. They called me and said , Oh, Mr. Trump, stop bombing . This is by the way, everything I'm telling you is true. And he said, they called me and said, stop bombing. And I said, Okay , I'm going to stop bombing, but let's make a real deal now. It's like , is there no body in the room who go you're a lion bitch? It's mean, you're fucking you're a lion. You're just now Now we're on taco Thursday, taco, Wednesday, taco, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, now we're on taco Friday , and it's still not show . All right, you know , no what, is it ? Not show opens . That's right. Not a chance for booze opens Not show Friday . Oh , crazy . That's it. You would think you would think that after spending a hundred days and , you know , of bombarding Iran , we would have known by now that pressure, military pressure on Iran doesn't work . Yeah. You would have think by now you would have learned that mistake. No , for some reason , for some reason, no, we have to convince the Iranians by throwing a couple more bombs in there to tell them to come to the table. Like Iranians are in a rush, late. Watch you . I shit you not. I am about to give you the analogy of a lifetime. It's not just drunken monkeys spinning around, shooting AK forty seven . It's drunken monkey. No, you know what? It's like it's like kids right, kids who are high on you know, whatever , you know, attention deficit drug du jur it is , all right, or cheap beers that they stole from their dad's liquor cab inet or something. And they're throwing firecrackers at the cats and dogs in the house and they think it's the greatest thing that's ever happened. And when they get tired of it for a minute, they go, whoa, that was great. Did you see how the cat ran? And the one kid looks at the other, he goes, bigger firecrackers. And he said throwing it at the cats and dogs in the house . This is what these morons are , your America's foreign policy is being led by two fucking idiots and a bunch of firecrackers. I say this again, ladies and gentlemen who are listening , there is nothing the Americans haven't fired in our inventory except ten hypersonic missiles, which have the blast effect of a regular two thousand pound bomb. It doesn't do anything different and I wouldn't be surprised if we fired some of those the other day just to see how it would work against the mountain and we haven't said anything . But would they have given nothing hexith man. I tell you well he started raging like he had a freaking, you know, hypersonic boner the other day where he came out of there where he couldn't do his reps on the on the weight bench and was like , yeah, we negotiate with bombs . Yeah, you know what they negotiate with a cup of tea and the price of the of oil . But I'd like to call attention to something, Wagio. I know you didn't bring up the oil you talked about oil, but did somebody bring up today's oil prices yet? Campus. Yeah, Wagi did eighty five. Did you say that? eighty five is it really on oil prices dot com eighty five WTI ? Yes, sir . There's an article three . If you go to the center , there's a third article in there that's insanity. There's an article in there talking about how the markets are decoupled from reality the reality of real physical oil . They said it's decoupled, I believe it's a Polish woman who wrote this article. And I read it and I was like, oh hell , oh no, this is where the traitors are people who believe Trump over the actual figures of oil disappearing from the global market. Now as intelligence people , we would have economic intelligence guys for this, right? We would have an oil desk and we were like oil desk, what the fuck? And he would like , Oh no, I'm telling you, things are going to get bad here in a couple of weeks like bad bad. But every goddamn one of them is this is how we had the housing market collapse in two thousand eight . Just imaginary fantasy belief that everything was oak y doky. And Barack Obama, I read came into his first meeting with John McCain in October two thousand eight and he fucking went into a panic . And one of the briefers in the room from the Department of Energy was like, no, housing or finance or something was like, wow , this guy asked every question that was correct . And he was and his last question was , how are we getting out of this ? You know ? And they were like, well, there is a pathway out of it, but it's going to take a lot of liquidation, you know, a lot of liquid . You're going to have to get blah blah blah. Obama did everything saved the global economy. And most people don't this is what pisses me off about people. He saved the whole thing world in january two thousand nine. He saved it. He got everything that they told him in October in two thousand eight. He did and save the saved three American auto companies at the same time . But now we've got drunk monkeys who are throwing, you know, throwing firecrackers at the cat and they're like, this loud noise shit is the best and everybody will do whatever we say if we hold up hand grenades and pop the pin like there are fucking peaky blinders , you know, I mean this is stupid and they don't even have the fucking style of peaky blinders Help me out where you saw this. I don't know if you saw this, but the CEO of Shell came out yesterday and said that yesterday? Yesterday. I'm going to talk about LabtS.ale There is a critical one point two billion barrel deficit in the global oil market . The shortfall equating to a twelve day of total plentary consumption directly eliminated by the ongoing conflict in Iran . I think that 's basically another ten, eleven more days of nice access to oil . Is that what he said ? Basically, that's what I think like he's trying to say. That's the CEO of Child, right? Yeah, because before it was a couple of weeks ago , it was the senior vice president was a CEO of Chevron , senior vice president of Exxon . Yeah. And if now we have Shell yeah saying buddy Ado these are this is ad knock Marshall's right duck showing me . I'll get a little pause. Last thing I heard was Adnok . Yeah . You're through now, just there's no picture, but I think your sound is alright Nope . Yeah, I hear you . I'm not connected to the WiFi yet, but go on . Okay , okay . Last thing I heard was Adnok . Yeah, it was also Adnok ten days ago . But they're now it's Shell and is he saying what is he saying? ten days ? Yes . That's also the three , four weeks they were no two, three weeks they were talking about ten days ago . Yeah, they were saying by the end of June first week of July. What did Adnok say Adnok is Abu Dhabi N ational Oil Company. Okay . When they talk, we listen that they actually have the oil in their hands . What did they say at Adnok? No, I can't remember exactly their formulation , but it was, you know, the same time as Exon and Chevron came out , Adnok was out saying something similar . I can't remember the exact wording . But this is the weird thing. I told you there are two sets of demons or devils on Trump's shoulder. He's got Marco Rubio, Pete He gsethin, Benjam Netanyahu and Lindsey Graham on this shoulder, all poking them. And then on this shoulder, he's got the CEO of Exxon , Shell , Adnok , every major oil company, plus every banking company, plus every financial market going , hey , this is going to get bad. We're going to lose every one of the dollars you stole , right? By manipulating the market. Everyone's losing all their money here because of oil companies. And then you know what they're saying, I think he actually panics . He comes, they go six dollars a barrel by fourth of July after fourth of July . As we move towards August, we could be seventy eight dollars a barrel . Again, the world global oil market is a swimming pool and it's everything everything feeds into that pool, even if it's crappy oil like Venezuela or tar sands from Canada or Russia's, this stuff in many instances has to be blended . And in this particular circumstance, apparently, Trump doesn't care. Every day the Gulf is closed , we teeter towards global economic disaster . And he's like, Woo , firecrackers . Yeah , a man it gives him the bigger bona apparently. Wow, this is can I just say this is not positive ? Okay, this is not positively in any stretch of imagination. Okay , tell me something , tell me something else. So we've exhausted the subject that Trump did a massive taco talk attack. Okay attack let's stop attacking Okay, we're gonna not one big last attack . And now you're coming to the table, right? We have a deal . This guy how does no one but the oil companies believe him? And like you said three or four hours, you know, within three or four hours it went from we're attacking again tonight. We're taking Kag Island to we have a deal . We're very we have an eminent eminent imminent imminent I don't know , I would really the book that's going to come out of this is awesome because who is the person that believes the Iranians are cracking? I shit you not. I am not joking . I really believe he's negotiating with Sasha Baron Cohen as Borat . Borats. Mr Trump, we can oil tanks of oil . You are too awesome . I ask Much Taba, Mujtaba, what we get ? Yes, yes, Musaba. Yes. Yes, you will talk to him. I am so much afraid of his many bombings that's why I stay in the bunker. Donald John Trump is such you know, do you see his hair? His hair is the greatest we're wrapped in a loop , a loop tape of stupid. Somebody write that down. That needs to be a t shirt. They're trapped in a loop tape of stupid . Okay, what else are there? It's amazing . We sit here the next day and everyone that wants to know something , they're looking, what does Tasnim say ? You know, Tasnim News. We have to check them against the Iranians to find out if it's true. This is like suddenly North Korean news is called facts. They're BBC and someone, you know, for twenty years, Malcolm , twenty five years, we've been saying Tasnim, okay, they'll just write so now it's like we have to use them to validate whatever Trump is saying. You know, Tasnim comes out. It's fucking crazy. Tasnim comes out with video . Okay , they've had video and Legos , you know, the two things that have that have dominated Iran has dominated out here. So when they say they hit an F thirty five, they generally have video. If they lie, well they don't have video . That being said , so that's where we are today. What other news? Is there any other news Did you guys go through the books? No, I've been on a stage and I've been traveling so I'm just a commentator. I don't know . Good. You guys will have to catch some questions. One thing, one thing that's super important that we need to keep track of, that I haven't been able to check is what is happening in Lebanon . What is doing ? As far as I can tell that's the most important question. As far as I can tell, they've bombed every day . Yeah, yep. And he just doesn't care. Bomb . I don't know about this morning. I just got off an airplane , so I don't know about in the last seven hours , but watch, take a look at your out of me or whatever , see what's going on in Lebanon . Because you know, but he has pretty much just convinced Trump to just look in the other direction. Nothing's going on here. I did see something by, the way back, to the negotiations . One of the articles that I read when I was in mid flight said that this negotiation, the Iranians only agreed to the four points they agreed to two weeks ago right that one , the war this document, the MOU would be considered an end of the war . Yeah, two . The The they would open the Strait of Hormuz to the previous act to the previous amount of shipping dot dot dot subject to IRG RGC control, right? In other words, multipass , even if it's tolless billing, right? You go get a bill. All right . The third thing was is that the United States would lift the blockade and it would be gradiated. It would be subject to compliance on the Strait of Moves. And four , you know, twelve billion dollars was going to fall off the back of a truck . in front of Mushab eni's a super secret bunk er, right ? And so those were the big four points. And the most important point was , actually, this is number four . We will dedicate six ty days of negotiations to work out all of the big issues like nuclear materials, blah blah blah . I read an analysis that was by I think it was Jonathan Lamir who said everything that has happened in the last two weeks is because Trump, if you recall two weeks ago, both Trump and Muktaba Alhamian were supposed to sign off on that , right? Yeah , and that everyone below Trump and everyone below Muchtab alhameni had said y,es , this deal is good . And you recall that's when it went nuts . Two days after when Trump says, oh, we 're going to have a deal in by Wednesday. Two days after Trump comes out and he's like , all nuclear material must be turned over to the United States and it has to be surrendered . And then he started putting out the cuckoo cuckoo three times in the last two months. He put out that tweet where he said, They must raise the white flag of surrender and come out with their hands up and their weapons. And you know what's Taba al Khameni's like he's reading it and he's like, yeah, okay, pretty much what ? He looks up and he goes , We're ready to deal. This guy's not a serious person. He's not a person you can believe in any capacity . And Trump's like, let's change it. So according to this analysis , all of this, every inch of this mayhem has been like the Iranians sitting across the table looking at him while he's ranting back and forth and marching up and down on the table and then launching pew pew pew, shooting guns off like Yosemite Sam . And the Iranians have been waiting for him. All they were waiting for was him to say yes and Muktaba would have said yes and, the war would have ended two weeks ago . And what we said earlier is that he restarted everything . And of course, he had Rubio, Netanyahu, Hegsef.et Hehx, hegetsh more than anyone in Netanyahu wanted him to start attacking again. And he convinced Trump walked in and convinced him that if you just bomb a little more they'll come to the table. I'm so frustrated from this. It's so goddamn stupid, it hurts . Yeah . It does . You know, Princess Bane Max and Princess Rubio , they're both somehow very attached to the escalation ladder . And believe that with escalation they can resolve most of America's conflict , which if they looked at America's history, they would have learned something a thing or two from Afghanistan or a thing or two from Vietnam . We have entered many war of attritions , but like Iran we have not seen . Iran has been preparing for this for thirty years. Let me tell you why . When you attack closest people , which is in Iraq and you have invaded Iraq and they have invested so much in the Iraqi militias . You don't think they were paying attention to what the U. S. was doing and how they were targeting big leaders and what they need to do in their country to change their tactics . So if the United States attacks Iran, they would be more resilient . That's exactly what they did for for the last twenty years . They've been watching the United States conduct its decapitation strikes, whether it's Osama Biladen or anyone else . And they have created the most sophisticated government on the planet. I'm done Pause. breaking news. This is why if I'm traveling, you guys should check the news . All right, apparently four hours ago while I was over the Atlantic, you guys will get the brief on where I'm at. Iran's Meer News agency publishes the purported text of an a draft agreement with Trump . So apparently the agreement is out . It will keep the Strait of Hormuz under Iranian control . They will promise Iran three hundred billion dollars in reconstruction money money , a suspension of sanctions and the withdrawal of U. S. forces in the Middle East . Also a commitment to not bother Iran again about its missiles or proxies in restraining Israel and Lebanon. Let me tell you something. Hold on . This is Iran pulling the full Donald Trump Yeah. This is Iran making up their own version of the LLU. He's like fucking fucking if Trump can do it, we can do this here what do you what do you wish Mort aba every fucking is like Donald Trump? Mark and, you know what?' Hsere the kick er. They'll probably say Marco Rubio have a great deal. Marco Rubio agreed to all of this . And you can see Trump turning around staring daggers at Marco Rubio, right ? Like you're getting fired next. You're getting the full Tulsi Gabbard. I won't even let you go clean out your desk. We'll have a, you know, we'll have a contractor, GSA contractor clean out your desk for Marco Rubio if this is true . And then it says in the end, I like this. This is Yaroslov Trofimov. Guy is a great scholar who wrote the book of the Siege of Mecca . I don't know if you've ever read that. That book is that book's world class about when the pre al Qaeda Osama bin Laden's younger brother helped a group called the they were madious in that . Yes. My great uncle actually served in that conflict with the French special forces to open they seized the grand mosque in Mecca and anyway he wrote that book so he's not bullshit. I like this it goes the US gets in exchange a pinky promise to respect the non proliferation treaty . We promise . And I like I like the analysis. Here's the analysis by Michael Weiss, who's a good national security scholar. If this is it, I can see why Trump wants Vance to attend the signing ceremony . He's throwing Vance under the bus . JD Vance Llives I'm not the Iranians . I never agreed to this. It just has my signature on it . Yeah . You guys get okay, yeah, oh my God, this thing is real . Every body is saying this is happening. David Schuster, withdraw all forces from the Persian Gulf, lift all sanctions on Iran, give Iran twelve billion immediately, twelve billion after sixty days , then three hundred billion in reconstruction. Let Iran control the Straitor move. Trump gets that pinky promis toed discuss nukes . This is not a deal. This is a US surrender. Guys, gosh, y'all got to check the news , come on. That's the next four kids. One hour ago that came from David Schuster, this real holy cow . Okay , Trump's team was ready to fly to Geneva this weekend for a deal signing ceremony . Then Iran goes . You have any deal ? What we've been saying for too much god. I'm so glad we did it this way where I didn't actually go and take notes for six hours that I was flying comfortably over the Atlantic, snoring and woke up because it's much funnier this way . It's much funnier for us to have gone through what we think was happening and then to go back through it and go, holy shit, it's all real . We are so good at this game guys . When the Iranians have this posted by Mia , it tells us that that's, you know, that's the story they want to get out . And And you know , then it would be the demands they've had all the time anyway . So here's one . So this is a good analysis. Trump to the Iranian people in January , help is on the way . Trump today gives the Iran everything they wanted after a stupid and gosly war . Oh God . And now Trump yesterday , I guess, said, yeah, in audio, he had a tele rally that we ended the war with Iran today . How many times is that? That's like thirty nine forty . They have agreed to never have a nuclear weapon. Pinky promise. I love that an assessment. A pinky promise . That's Department of Stupid shit right there y'all . Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What does Hunter Biden have to say? Oh , the new leader of the Democratic Party . Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, I just saw a report from Farris News. Go ahead, talk amongst yourselves for a minute while we get this lined up because I think we should do the show this way where I don't do the research beforehand and I read the news in real time and we just laugh our asses off . Okay I like this comment. Brandon Weikert says, I am increasingly of a mind that Trump has paused the war for no other reason than his stupid UFC fight . He doesn't want images of him sitting in the stands as marines land on Carg Island. Proof makes that comic is not too far away from reality. He didn't pay attention to what happened in the last three days. He went to the next game and he didn't like I know . I'm from New York. I know . And meanwhile, Vanilla Ice is singing the only song he knows What's that? Wait, Ice Ice Baby? Yeah . Oh God, help me All the others refused to attend every body has contradictory reporting on this . Now the overwhelming consensus is Iranians are like , we have never had a deal. We had an MOU and you know, we're not agreeing to what Trump says . Yeah. Yeah, fourteen point that's coming out of the memorial they're calling memorandum of understanding the Iranians . They're not calling it a deal. fourteen points it was supposed to be like four point what are they saying? I'm getting the latest news by the way. So the fourteen points is go ahead and see if you can find it. All right, I had it pulled out a second ago right here . An immediate and permanent halt to fighting on all fronts . A US pledge to not to interfere in Iran internal affairs . Lifting of all maritime blockade within thirty days , a U. S. commitment to withdraw forces from the area around Iran . Okay ? Reopening the Strait of Hormuz within thirty days under Iran arrangement , suspending sanctions on Iranian oil , petrochemical production and related revenues and making Iran financial resources fully accessible . The US and its allies will present the three hundred billion dollars to Iran , the sixty day negotiation toward a final agreement covering a nuclear issue , full sanction relief and the rest of the things that you discussed . And then an Iranian commitment not to produce a nuclear weapon during the negotiation, the U. S. will not increase its for ces in the region impose new sanctions . The release of another twenty four billion dollars in frozen Iranian funds during the sixty day negoti ation period . So the three hundred is different than the twenty four . twenty four, three hundred separate. twenty four is their money, their pallet of cash part one , their pallet of cash that I mentioned, it's not even a pallet of cash, okay? It's thirteen pallets of cash twice . twenty six pallets of cash for Barack Obama's want . And then I don't know how many , what is it, like a hundred pallets of cash for the three hundred billion dollar reconstruction fund . Hey, just an administrative note here for those of you who have been watching. I did put up a question and answer post on chat. You can now go and ask your questions , but wait for me to answer them later. I'm on the other side of the Atlantic. I spent the whole night flying and we really don't like everyone in the world We really don't know what's going on . I feel like John Stewart , right when he's he goes, but I do have some news, some breaking news There's like two more, three more points. I mean the establishing a monetary monitoring mechanism to implement the agreement, the final agreement must be approved by the UN Security Council, and the final negotiation will not begin before the release of half of the Iranian frozen funds That money, more money . Don't come into the strip club without half the money you gonna give to Crystal on stage three in the VIP room . Don't come into the club And then we'll take your card . . One of our viewers asked what about Israel and Lebanon? And that's what the Iranians mean when they say all fronts in Israel One, they want ceasefire in Lebanon as well . And as long as the Israelis keep up the offensive , they are unlikely to sign anything , not even a concept of a deal. Okay , so Fox News of a deal , breaking breaking news, it was twenty seconds when I was trying to break in twenty seconds old when I was trying to break in. Fox News Anchor Asha Ahasani , which I find funny that they have a person who is a Shia Muslim or at least her family's heritages quoting a White House official says, Now what you are about to hear is the most hilarious spin on what Waga just read . Waga just read facts , right ? So remember how I told you in survival school , we teach you not to tell the truth , right ? I am a super spy who entered your country through parachute to come and assassinate your leader, right? That's the trut h. What you would give them is facts. I found myself in your country . I am here on a mission of peace, which will be peace after I assassinate your leader. Right, you give 'em a series of facts that never amount to the truth. Here it is. Here is Donald Trump's This came from the White House to Fox News about a minute ago . Hey, y'all , nuclear material will be destroyed and removed . But it probably won't be by us and it might be in thirty years, right ? Hey y'all, nuclear material will be dismantled not by us when it when they take it out of the tunnels and then dismantle the containers to build atomic bombs. That's the truth, right? Number three, none of their money will be released until they perform . Their performance is the signature on that document, and we will give them all of the money plus three hundred billion . Right ? Hey, number four, Hormuz Strait will be open under Iran ian control . Number five, no funding of terrorist groups . We do not consider any of our proxies terrorists so okay . But we will fund Hezbollah It's resistance . It's the resistance . They are co religionists, not terrorists . Oh my god, oh my god , oh my god, okay, this has been one this you know what? For a day where we really didn't start with information, it has been way more informative than anything that we've had in a long time because our previous facts just could not be as hilarious as this line of bullshit. That's right there . This what I just read to you that Fox News said, this is what we would call accurate use of resistance techniques . You explain away in your version the truth, even if it amounts to a fantast ical lie , which this does, right? Hey, y'all, we get everything after Iran gets ten times of everything . Because we've been bombing them so now bombs really use and what is, what is he always saying? I need dudes in the bottom . Okay , Forest News Agency seven minutes ago has rejected reports Iran and the U. S. will sign an agreement in Geneva on Sunday. You know that airplane's already there, the advance team was there. Trump was like, We're getting it done, y'all . Yeah, okay. Okay , okay, new comment new comment from Trump. I got to confirm this comment . Very dis ran or very dishon orable people to deal with them. There is no such thing as dealing in good faith. We will start bumping again . I said, and they're going to say, What are you talking about? We delivered your camels . One hundred camels. He goes. These are dogs with the word camel written on them in bad English with a K They're camels . You didn't say what kind of camels . So that apparently things are going nuts. It's changing literally minute to minute right now. This is the is it nine o'clock? That's what the problem is'.s It nine o'clock on the east coast . And so yeah , and Trump is now taco taco tacoing left and right. Now he's mad according to this. But two hours ago, Benjamin Netanyahu made a statement , as long as I am Prime Minister of Israel, Iran will not have nuclear weapons. Bro, you might not be Prime Minister of Israel very long I don't even have a coffee cup . I can't go over to Rican , you know, pitisserie one of these pittisseries here or Preta Manger or Preta Porte or wh atever . Okay , let's go through last comments. I will answer your questions offline because we're just there literally every other commentary in the news right now is contradicting itself. I mean I got one from two seconds ago . Iran is doing a ceasefire . All right, I got another one right below it that says JD Vance is not going to Geneva now figure y'all . All right , so I hope you guys had as much fun as I had. I'm jet flagged. I'm tired. I only have one double espresso in me . I haven't eaten anything in eight, nine, ten hours. I just drove in an insanely crowded place and it took me an hour and a quarter to get from the airport where it should take fifteen minutes . So y'all are just going to have to put up with the mayhem we deal with. Denise Clover wants to know where in the world is Malcolm? I will tell you, Malcolm is back in London. I am back in London. In fact, I am in Russell Square if any of you want to go meet me for coffee , right? I'm going to be I'm here for a special event that's being held at Bletchley Park . For those of you who know anything about code breaking, that's where they broke the enigma codes. I am a lifetime member of the Bletchley Friends of Bletchley Park, which is their association of Bletsley Park. And they are having a special event tomorrow, which is a nineteen forties weekend. I didn't know that. I'm going to learn the swing dance, y'all. And but they have a special set aside for friends of I have as a cryptologist, I have long been a friend of Bleachley Park. People I know who were at GHQ GCHQ, which is Britain 's version of NSA, will be coming to visit and that I know . And then we will talk smack . I get another tour of the Lorenz machine. It's one of the enigma machines people didn't know about. It was Hitler's personal encoding system . It was called the Lorenz Cipher and it was only like Hitler and his top ten people . And that's them calling me right now. No, that's probably them wanting to bring up my bags. So anyway , I will be there to do videos for this event . So stay tuned to this and we'll get on to that. Jacob, Wager, sign us off ? Yeah . I will go through security to catch my plane shortly and go back to Copman . I wish you safe travel s, Jacob, and I'm glad to see you safe, Malcolm. If you ever find a dispatch bag, remember me, but otherwise I'll have my own Q and A here coming up . Please make sure you like, subscribe and share. If you're watching this on YouTube, you're watching a recording, make sure to hit that bell icon so you can receive the latest notification . And go up there, click on Malcolm Nance, and you'll find Jacob Cars by myself and make sure to subscribe. Malcolm Nance already received his gifts from the local stores . Yeah, the shakes , the Sheikhs of London. By the way , for those of you who don't know London, I drive here all the time. You know, I just drove for two weeks all over going from site to site throughout London, Wales , Cornwall, Devon , and then back to London right through and the Cotswolds. So I know how to drive right hand drive cars. I drive land where we're defenders . And but today was like a nice day it stopped raining and every person in London hit the streets, y'all . Every one of them hit the streets . And I'm in an electric car it has that adaptive braking. When you lift your foot off the gas, it goes it slows like that. This was me . Every person JWP J walked . Every person who decided the crosswalk was their personal palace walked in front of me. And I just get up and then it routes my black ass to Piccadilly Circus. And you know how much fun that is, right? You just getting past Marble Arch , all of those places. So now I'm going to be here. I got to go down the batter seat to spit on the tomb of Benedict Arnold, which is my tradition when I come to London because I don't like traders . And then I will go to that event. But I will be doing a special Q and A on Blexley Park , probably on Sunday. And I may be doing it from Bletchley Park just after the show , which is going to be cool. So that place amazing. And there's gonna be like bomber flyovers and the red arrows are gonna fly over. It's gonna be cool . And then I got to go home . Back to this craziness. I put up . I have Trump tweets . Oh, Jesus, I wanted to get out of here and get a coffee, but go ahead. Was the terms that Iran leaked out to the f ake news have nothing to do with the real things that we're agreed on what they said including their weak and pathetic statement on having a deal bears no relations to the truth . Very dishonorable people , no deal with them there is no such thing as deal in good faith . We all deserve like a piece of pie today with ice cream on it . Because that's the only thing that's gonna make today better . Yeah, I'll go through security and I'll get a big beer because I'm just kids yourself a big ass beer. Where are you flying to? Jacob? I didn't hear him. I'm just flying back to Copenhagen. It's just from the northern part of Denmark . Okay, yeah, I know you're flying . It's only a forty five min ute flight, so super really Jutland's that far. And you know what? I wanted to drive there . It's just about up and down again. Up and down, take off and land. All right, Jacob Carsbo, while you go get that beer, Wagi, while you go have a piece of pie . And I, by the way, I am going to put up a thread . If any of you are in London and you guys want to have a coffee , let me know. I'm in Russell Square in which Bloomsbury. Bloomsbury Park's there, Russell Square's right there . One of my favorite sites I'm bringing flowers is to the In at Nor Khan. She was an SOE agent who was executed by the Nazis in World War two. She was Indian of Indian extraction. So I got to keep solidarity with us brown spies, right ? So and I may be around . We may get together . So check it out on the substack chat for special British only . Do not come on and just start blabbing about everything else. I want to see who's in London and you know , maybe I'll even get down to Major Andre who's in Westminster Cathedral. He's the guy that turned Benedict Arnold into a into a traitor. He was his handler . I may go down and visit him too. Anyway, okay, y'all, if you're watching this on YouTube, you missed it on substack . So please come to Malcolm ance. Substack. com and subscribe . Same with the rest of you. And if you can become a paid subscriber, please do it . I appreciate it. So tomorrow , same time . And I'm hingitt for eleven thousand . If people go in and subscribe to me, I'll be passing eleven thousand . Press that button right there. Press that button right there . And get Jacob past eleven thousand. Same with Wagin. All right, guys, that's six thousand . Pip pip, cheerio . See ya . Bye