Cousin Council Advice Session

Get away from me, I didn't hear I think you gotta be stabbing I don't even love a s but I ain't no damn tuna fish bread . Balding. Hmm? Balding. You're balding. Oh, we're starting right now. You're balding, Riley. You gotta have to say something more Landon, I'm so sorry that I'm balding. Not everyone is blessed with luscious locks like you. You need to take like a vitamin or something to get that hair better. Well find me one. No. I I I j I think my hair is just fine. It's genetic. If they could only see the back you've got a bald spot back there. But they can't see the back so let's not give them a visual. I think we should. If we're gonna talk about my bald spot, let's talk about that forehead. Okay, that's it . This is Bloodline Banter. I'm Landon. And this is Riley. Here we go. So, how'd you sleep last night? You know, shame on me for not making my bed before. Cause I usually make my bed every morning, but I didn't make it the other day. But there's just something about getting in a clean, fresh made bed and I did not do whiteless. I've never I don't understand people who make their bed before they get in it. What is the point in make unless you have company coming over and your mom's like, go clean your room. There's company coming over. No one dang good and well no one's gonna ever come in your room. I don't ever make my bed because what's the point making a bed that you're gonna get in in eight hours. But making a bed sets the day. You know what else sets the day? What? A coffee. You're right. So I think I'm gonna set my day with like um Starbucks. Um or maybe I'm running on Duncan. But you know uh back back on subject, I I'm not making my bed. Well I I usually make my bed, but I didn't last night and I just didn't sleep as good. Getting in a fresh made bed is elite. I'm sure it is elite and I feel good whenever I do it, but I just don't feel like it's a necessary part of the day. Like I don't wake up in the morning. I did sleep good last night. I got home yesterday. We had a very busy day yesterday. Been running around all day. Literally. And got home last night and I opened my door to my apartment, went in, sat on the couch, and I just felt the earth's force gravitating me to the couch and I couldn't get up. It was like I stuck. So finally I mustered up enough courage to get in the shower and wind down my day and, you know, turned on some turned on the TV show. It was good. Speaking of running yesterday, y'all will see this, but I done a little too much much exercise yesterday. Yeah, every time I I step forward, I feel like a bow, a constrictor is still. You don't feel like your shin bones are hard? Riley and I had to do some stuff yesterday and it required running in boots. And we do that, but not often because someone's do that. If I'm running someone's chasing me. We don't do that. If I'm running the crispy Kreme is on fire or someone has a knife and that's about the extent of my exercise. And and we we just don't exercise. What time did you go to bed last night? One thirty. What time are you like would you say is your cutoff? Like if someone texts you and says, Would you like to go out? If it's past this time, you're just like, No, I'm not moving . Well, are you asking me what time my sleep mode turns on? Sure. It was that what time you you're cut off for the day? Yeah. When my sleep mode's on, I'm done. I'm done. My sleep mode, nobody can get past my sleep mode. My sleep mode is like Yeah, we need to talk about that because um if something is going I texted Landon the other day and I said I had something we're we're both watching the same same show on Netflix and he wants me to keep him updated whenever I get to certain parts because he's watched it twenty thousand times and um I I was texting him with an update that he requested and crickets I would have had uh better luck dropping a note in a bottle in the Pacific Ocean and it reaching your front door here in Tennessee before I ever got a hold of the right. Once my sleep mode is on, nobody's breaking through. I don't have Riley let me know that you could like make settings where somebody could get past your sleep mode. Like if some if I texted Riley, I'm past the sleep mode. He has like a list on his phone of people that are get past the sleep mode. Yes, because I don't notice that. When I'm ready to go to bed, I'm going to bed. But if something happens, you don't want to be alar like alerted? No. Like no. In my sleep. 10 30 is my sleep mode. Okay. In the settings in my phone, I have a sleep mode, and then there's a work mode and a personal mode, whatever. In the sleep mode, I have all of my family who can break through. What if something happens, you know, back home or some somebody needs you? Someone needs a friend. They can need you in the morning when you wake up But what if it's time sensitive? What if I need you and like something is really going south and I just need to tell you something and I can't get a hold of you? You're not gonna be able to get hold of me because my sleep mode is on. That's ridiculous, Lane, and that really shows how good of a friend you are. Really don't even go there. What? When I when I cut my sleep mode on it no notifications come through. It's my time to just Well why don't you use the personal setting for that? Because it's sleep mode. I don't I don't need anybody personable texting me. If you text me you're you're shed out of luck. Well that shows where I stand. You stand shed out of luck if you text me. Okay, but you never answer my question. What time does your sleep mode kick in? Like a I don't I don't know if it's early? Landon you don't go to bed till three o'clock. That's my time to relax . Could you not relax like what if I need you when you're relaxing ? You better take your needs to someone else. What could you possibly need at eleven thirty at night? You heard it here first, folks. If I'm in the shower one night and I just so happen to slip and and break my leg and I need to get a hold of Landon, then I'm just gonna lay in the bathtub and bleed out . How would you bleed out in the bathtub if you Okay, whatever. Um, speaking of our apartment and needing me, this could be a potential risk that we're going through right now . I the past three nights in a row, I've been electrocu ted and I'm saying electrocuted because I feel like I've been electrocuted by the same outlet in my apartment three days in a row. I turned on a light switch that I didn't know existed because I found it on the wall and I turned it on and I immediately smelt burning. Like burning rubber. You think there could be electrical problems in our apartment complex? I don't know. Maybe we should ask. Well you called me that one day and you broke your breaker. And Riley had to call me to ask how to cut his breaker back on in his breaker box. Well I was running the stove, the washer, the dryer, and I had my air fryer plugged into my kitchen island. I overloaded I may have overloaded the dryer because our washer is like one foot wide and our dryer is three foot wide. So I mean really I could wash four loads of clothes and then dry 'em all at the same time. So maybe I'll washer is tiny. I hate a front loader. I hate a front loading washer because I don't feel like anything could get clean than that. What do you mean there's no water seeping out of the front? You like a one that's Okay. I want one that you open like a like a treasure chest. Okay. And drop your where you put clothes down in there and and it fills up with water. Yeah, that makes a lot more sense to me because you know, since we've moved in and I've ran my front load washer, I've never seen water in it. Because it squirts up in there and like my clothes are not getting clean by the squirts of water. I'm saying you submerged. Your clothes aren't clean? I don't know. I might have to find a laundromat here in Nashville because I don't have much faith in my front loading washer. I I I seen a tick top where you can wash maybe four You can wash four wash rags, four wash rags and a tank top in that thing. And I don't wear tank tops. But and and then you could dry half your wardrobe because the dryer's like a regular industrial dryer . Psychotic. I don't understand it. What's wrong with just, you know, side by side ? I get we don't have that much room, but side by side, open, drop, submerge, spin, drain, wash, dryer . Spin drain whathat ? The cycle of the washer, they fill up with clothes, then they then they wash the clothes and they drain the clothes, then they rinse the clothes. Span the clothes. That's how washer wor ks. What does ours do? Good question. Don't know I've never had a front loading washer. I think they're ghetto. And I think that there's gotta be mold in them. Mold? Landon, there's so much that there's no way that can drain properly. I don't know. I'm tired . I was talking about it. Go down the rabbit hole. Electrocution. Okay, well I'm afraid to plug in my creative. When I tell you this, that our apartment complex, I have cut on the same exact outlet three days in a row in the past three days in a row. It uh it shocks me. Have you put in a maintenance request? I've not put in a maintenance Perhaps that would be a good idea. But like I don't want to be needy. Would you rather be needed or dead? My my arm felt a little tingle since. Okay, that's caught a heart attack. It's messing up your electrical waves in your heart. It's time to go into the portal and put in a little service request and say, Hey, just letting you know that my electrical outlet is shocking the pest out of new. Unless you want workman's comp, I would suggest you send the maintenance band to my apartment. Best comma landed mock send. Okay with high importance. I have to do that. I'm gonna go home and cut on the light and if it shocks me I'll send in the m maintenance request. Okay, well I guess I'll go with you in case. Oh you rubbed up against this a little too long and you pfft . No, it's called It gets me good. Yeah. Anyways. I went to the flea market one time with my nana. We were going to the flea market, and you know how they just have stuff set up. You just kind of walk around like a big yard sale, is what a flea market is. And we walked into the flea market, and they had these lighters. I didn't know they were lighters, and I went to lig ht one of them and it shocked the shit out of me. It was a prank lighter. And I honestly thought it took four years off my life. So now if I die early, then I'm just gonna contribute it to the fact that when I was 11, I was shocked by an electric prank glider at the flea market . I never I don't think I've ever been to a f I went to a flea market one time and I had to go to the hospital after that almost. Did you get fleas? No, they had like antiques in there and I was allergic to like pine. Like wood pine or something. I don't know where they grow some pine trees? No, it was like super . I don't the pine essence in there. I don't know I couldn't breathe. I had to die. So you can't use pine sol on your floors then, I would assume. I don't use pine sol on my floors. What do you use on your floors? I use some kind I have to show you whenever I get home. I don't know what it is. Is it natural ? No. Pretty much Cancer the time he's thirty because he uses chemical stuff to I'm not opposed to using holistic medicine or n all natural product. All natural is not the only thing I'm not using all natural is deodorant. All these people say they use all natural deodorant and that it it just helps and it helps prov protect their pets from cancer or whatever. I don't want an all-natural deodorant. I want something that's gonna give me carcinoma of the armpit. Because all these all-natural people that go out use an all-natural deodorant, that's why you stink. That's why you're walking through the Walmart and you look over and you can see a green stench from Brenda's pits because she's using all natural deodorant. It really don't work. No, it doesn't I think we should outlaw it. Because there's nothing that a little aluminum never hurts. Aluminum under the pits. It's not a big deal. Anyways, um speaking of um bedtime, my my cutoff is like 10 o'clock and if you want to find me during the week, I'm not the kind of person that just goes out and wants to party and you know we moved to Nashville. There's a big night live here. Everybody's on Broadway and hang ing out past my bedtime. And it's like they just want to go out and have fun whenever it gets dark. It gets dark here at five o'clock and by then I think it's two o'clock in the morning and I'm done five hours past bedtime. And I got a call the other day from someone who was back home. They were out partying , I get a phone call from this person I've not talked to in probably six or seven years and they're like, hey, I'm here with my girlfriend. I told her we grew up together. She watches you on TikTok. And I'm like, I already know where this is going. I've talked to you four times since we played little league T-ball, and all of a sudden, you're my best friend because your girlfriend follows me on TikTok. They want you for clout. They think they're the shit. Well, newsflash, they're not even the fart. So they need to find another friend to chase for clout because it ain't me. If you ain't talked to him, I looked at her and I said, hey, it's good to see you and good to see him too. I've not talked to him since I was probably six. Oh, you broke the ground there. You're not gonna use me for clout. I'm so sorry. I I don't need you act like I'm Matthew McConaughey . People like that from our hometown are just like that. I have seen more people support me since like I got a platform than I ever have in my whole life. I literally had someone comment on my Facebook post the other day and said I bought Otis Spunkmeyer cookies from you in the sixth grade. Well congratulations, Judy. So did 4 37 other people and I I won a free trip to Six Flags. Congratulations. I've never seen your name before now. That's called a clout chaser. Chase somebody else. And it's just like . We were pretty popular in high school, you know. But whenever we got like went viral or whatever on TikTok, whatever, however that works or whatever, however we did it, um you we went to school and like we were already pretty you know popul,ar I was we were popular in school just because like everybody wanted to be our friends, period. Well I was gonna have a little bit of humbleness in my heart. No, that's just the truth. We were just People that didn't be our friends when we were in high school, like now they really want to be our friends. I was friends with everyone in high school. I was friends with the weird kids that people made fun of. I was friends with the people who played sports. I was friends with everybody. Yeah. And I don't know, it's the people that weren't, they are dying to be our friends now. And I'm like I have enough friends. I I don't have time for you. I I my bedtime is 8 30. You're talking about nightlife. We went out the other day on Broadway and we went to something y'all should know about Nashville is Broadway, you never know what you're gonna see. Never. I mean you could see I'm about to tell them what they're gonna see . We went where do we go? The stages or stage or whatever. It's a bar in Nashville. Yeah. And we go in there and everybody is psychotically drunk. That's just Broadway. That's not just that bar. Everybody's drunk. And w which is fine. You know, you go to Broadway to have fun, do whatever you want to do. We get in, there's a man dance, and I have a video of this. We'll insert the clip if we can. He has a QR code for his Venmo on the back of his shirt. And he's breaking it down just crazy. Well, we go to the back and we go upstairs 'cause like a rooftop bar or whatever, and then we come back down and what did we see ? Well, we walked down and um apparently the Church of God had a revival down the street because we've seen about eight or ten women in blue jean skirts. And you know what? If you want to go out and drink in a blue jean skirt, you have the best time of your life. You could definitely tell they were a church of God because their their hair was like the highest The higher the hair the closer to Jesus and woman hair. They did. And they were church of God. And I'm not judging anybody, you know, but let me tell you something. They were having a time and they were drinking a little . They weren't drinking a little. Not well. They were probably Venmo and the man dancing with the shirt on. You might not want to wear your blue jeans skirt at a bar. But you know what? I have to give ' credemit. They weren't wearing boots. They weren't fitting they were probably wearing flats toms. And I mean I gotta give 'em props for not wearing boots. They weren't fitting in with the crowd. 'Cause everybody wears it. And good for them. But you know, the guy that had the Venmo on the back of his shirt, I can't stand a mature. Why are you dancing with the Venmo on the back of your shirt? Now if it's paying the bills, you do you. But like get a real job. But you know, people say that about us. Get a real job. Social media is not a real job. But you know what? Before I dance in a bar and he wasn't even a good dancer. I think I'd go get a job at the end and out that just opened down the street. Hold on . Sorry, somebody texted me. If I would have done that, you would have jumped down my damn throat. No, I wouldn't. Bullshit. No. If I would have gotten on my phone right now, you'd say, Riley, get off the damn phone. Keep your damn phone in your pocket. You know you would have. Bullcrap. Landon . You're full of shit. No, I'm you are. If you get a notification, you check it. And if I'd have checked it, you'd have cussed me out just now. I had to make sure it's something somebody important. My sleep mode's not on right now. Oh, but when when I need you though, it's not important enough for you to check. And if you do check it, you don't respond. Don't be a T Be consistent . I do agree, you would have cussed them out. Thank you, Aaron. Thank you. Can you get around the applause for the galification? Check it when we're done. That's what you would have told me to do. You're right. Maybe I would have. Because then literally, we've talked about my screen time before. And you jumped down my phone from being okay. Someone else just ring my line and I'm not checking it. Who was it that's so important? I don't know I'm not checking it. It wasn't me, so it's not too important. Where's actually where's your phone right now, actually? It's right here. And I'm refraining from being on it, and I just got a notification and I'm not gonna check it. Because I've done it. No, I just got it. I did too. Can I check it permission ? Mine was live through sixty because someone's batteries on nine percent . What was yours? It was an email. Share with the code. I was hoping it was something juicy, like in our friend group back at home. Life three sixty, do you probably know where you're talking about life three sixty? My mom still makes me have life three sixty on my phone. I'm 21, I live on my own and I'm in a complete different city and she's like, Lennon, if you delete live 360 from your phone I'm gonna beat your ass. Well that's probably why. Because I mean we're in the big city. There's some crazy shit that's right don't want her stalkin' me. I'm literally in like six different circles. Speaking of which, I'm not in a circle with you and I you don't even share your location with me . You may tell you the honest truth? Yeah. Because what if I'm doing something that like I need like I don't want to talk to you. I don't want you to know where I'm at. I don't I don't care to like But we're like best friends. We have no secrets. So why are you trying to gatekeep? No, because if I'm just like out somewhere and I didn't invite you or didn't want you to come or whatever, I'm with my other friend. So if you're a fake friend and you don't want me to find out, you're just gonna lie low and not tell me. Potentially. I'll knock on your door. Well that's what I'm saying. The Lythir C C thing, like if I don't want you to know where I'm at or what I'm doing or who I'm with, then I don't want you in my circle. Well now I feel like you're fake. You're fake? How ? Do you am I in your alert you're live 360 circles? You won't join one. No, but you're right. You're not getting my location if I can't have yours. I'm getting it. I'm in six different circles. I'm in circles with people I don't even know. Well then delete. No, because my grandparents are in that circle and I like to know when they're home. Because sometimes I just like to roll up and for dinner. And she's made a good spread. Good old Baptist woman. That's what they do best. It's just the truth. What it we just went home this last weekend. What did you eat? Like what did Didi have prepared for you? I don't think I ate dinner with them the first time. Oh. Because you called me and wanted to go tell trio. Uh-huh to go get Mexican food because let me tell you something folks back where we're from we roll up to the Mexican joint and get some white people cheese dip not queso it's called cheese dip it's white saturated fat that you could probably lay out in the sun for three years and still eat it on the third year. And here it's like authentic, and I feel like I need to be bilingual to eat it. And I respect the culture. I respect the the hell out of culture. I love the food. But what is wrong with some white people cheese dip? They don't have that here. No, they don't. We went to a Mexican restaurant the other day and it was like yellow, thick and spicy as hell. You don't like spicy. I don't like spicy. I can't even eat a talkie . Talkies are pretty spicy. Which is why I can't eat them. You're a tit. I am a tit when it comes to hot food, but I've gotten better. Yeah, you have. I've gotten better . You y you could eat a mm you could eat the accent of a pub. I don't even know why I'm thinking of this right now. It's like why am I even thinking of this, but the spiciness, like when you warm food it warms you up. Well on that note I'm gonna go home and eat a habanera because Lemon it has been so cold. H A I L not hell hail Hell as then gonna dent your car because I can't do the cold landing every time the other day he looks at me and he goes This is like 930 sleep mode's about to kick on and I said he said you're gonna go for a walk Where the hell are we gonna walk to ? To our car or to just down the street. For what? 'Cause the cold weather is good. I like the cold weather. Well, on that note, you go right ahead. If I had you on live three sixty, I'd know when it was a little wild. We were walking back to our so our apartment complex, the parking is full , and we have to park it's like what a fourth a quarter of a mile? Four and a half miles. A quarter of a mile. Four and a half. Does it feel like four and a half? Yes. Especially when you're walking up a hill when it's negative twelve degrees outside and the wind's blowing in your face . Right. Landon. It is frigid outside. It's one block. I don't care if it's three blocks or a a half a block or if I park in the garage and take the elevator up, it's too far for me to walk. Anyways, we're walking or whatever and it's deathly cold. Like eighteen degrees. He's thriving everywhere. And then we had to write out a cold bear. Then we had the bright the bright idea to go to In N Out and stand in the cold there. Forty-five minutes in the cold. We get stuck behind beside this man that just wants to tell us about his lost long cousin and how he moved here from New York and 'cause In and Out just opened in East Tennessee and you know this brings me to a hot topic and I'm actually mad about this. I've been watching all the In and Outs open in Tennessee. They won't open in Lebanon and there weren're one open in Anna talk or whatever in Murphy's borough. And we I don't know how to say it. We have In N Out now here in Tennessee. But people in the comments are like, this is they should be shameful of this. We should have kept it in California. I can't believe we put the in and out on the East Coast. They're mad that we that they brought in and out here. Because why? I don't know. It they're they're really pressed about it. Well they can run off to their hillbilly holler and eat. But you know what I've said to them. The Chick-fil-A. And we shared it with their asses on the west coast. Well they can share their in and out. Well, they can go eat their possum stew in their hillbilly holler and I'm gonna eat my double double prote I feel like you need to get your ear ears pinned back . Why? I feel like you need a forehead reduction. I'm just And I feel like you need to get your eyebrows waxed. I do need that. But your ears are please excuse me folks . Is this better? Do I look like Cindy Louhu ? No, that's how they are right now. You don't even have to do that, and that's how they look . Well, I'm so sorry. Just I mean, take that up with the Lord . Maybe you could have surgery back there. Maybe you could shut the hell up. Are they red? Well, I don't know, doctor. Tell me. Your blood pressure might be high. Every time my ears get slightly red, I could I could run a five K marathon if I walk in and my ears are slightly red Landon's like, Why are you mad? I'm like, well I'm not mad. He said Well your blood pressure's high your ears are red. I'm so sorry I'm so sorry, doctor McStuffens. I Who's doctor McSuffin'? It's cartoon, I think. Uh Dr. Quinn Medicine lady. I'm so sorry that my ears are red. Let me just You made fun of me for wearing my crocs and you're wearing those ugly ass golden gooses this episode . And what about it? They look like bowling shoes. I don't care if you think they look like bowling shoes or not, I like 'em. They're comfortable. They look not comfortable. How much do you pay for them? That's not important. Tell me. How much did you pay for your Louis Vuitton bag? That's not important . Oh , it is important. A Lou Vuitton bag can't be can't be comfortable. It can't be comfortable when you're wearing it on the sh on your shoulder. Where did you You went into the Golden Goose store. And you went with me. And you said you liked him. So hell, you're just fake and a liar . And you're a bitch. Well that I've been called Burris. I'll own that one. And you need Botox because your forehead's wrinkly. The twenty third Botox. The 23rd . Dumbass. You told me, Raleigh, you can't get Botox. Your facial expressions have to show for the podcast. They do . Can my face okay, I'm just getting it in the forehead . I can still do that. Back on track, golden goose. It looked like bowling shoes and you spent how much on those? That's not important. Tell them. No. Tell the people . It's not important . $700 ? I don't remember. You're lying. I don't remember. You were a line. What do ites matter? How much did you pay for your clogs? $19 . $186 or $189? I don't remember. How much do you pay for those? I don't remember. Should I pull up the receipts? Bullshit. You're lying.. I don't remember It was about Oh oh he was about to confess. I don't remember. Why is it why do you think that ? Was it your money? No, but I just wanted to Did I owe you the money? Probably. No. Probably. Bullshit. How much you spent on this? I don't remember the exact price. They were expensive, but I don't remember the exact price. I worn them probably three times. Eight hundred dollars? No, they weren't that much. How much? They were probably about six hundred. Yeah. And what does it matter? I think they were 7 95. What does it matter if they were $9,000? And I can't believe you would wear those on this podcast. You don't wear Crocs. Crocs? You wear Crocs and Allo. Than spend eight. Then you know what? Go spend your sixty-four dollars on your Crocs. I'll spend my seven hundred dollars on my golden gooses and mind your damn business . That's okay. I can do it too. I got two of 'em . We just went home this past week and what'd you do? Literally nothing. I went. Do you feel ghetto when we go back home? Yeah, and someone's gonna take this and post it in the county Facebook page and say they used to have forgotten where they come from and they're just ungrateful pieces of shit. But honestly, after being in a big city and going home to little old Lor Northwest Georgia. I do feel like I'm in District thirteen of the Hunger Games a little bit. I do. I feel like we need to go out and shoot a deer and share it with the family. I just don't do nothing when I'm home. I feel like so unproductive. There's nothing to do where we live. Landon would take me about six hours into being home and say you ready to go back yet? And I am ready to go back. What did you do this weekend? Nothing. Literally nothing. The same thing I do. No . I went to what did I do? I feel like I had something going on this weekend. You never text me when you're at home. Well, you never text me when you're on sleep mode, bitch. So now we're even. No, when we're back at home, I'll text Riley and it'll an hour to get to res get a response. I'm so sorry that I'm catching up with the famil y. What's so important? I don't know. The family maybe? What's what's what do they do? I I don't know. My nauna cooks a pretty damn good dinner when I'm home. Well you couldn't tell me what she cooked earlier. Because I didn't eat with her, because you wanted to go get a margarita at El Trio. And I went to get a margarita at El Trio and I drank half of it and went home. Because you're a party pooper. Because let me tell you what Riley does. Because my bedtime is 9:30. No bullshit. And even if I'm not in bed at 9:30, I'm at least laying down. I don't past ten o'clock, if you want to get me out of the house, you're gonna have to come pick me up and carry me 'cause I'm not moving. Bullshit. You mean to your problem? What's my problem? Whenever Riley's phone dies , he's done. That's that is the truest thing you see. If Riley's phone gets on about twenty percent, he's done. Once I see the red, it it's over. And he has to get up and lean. And if I put it on low power mode, it starts acting like I got a damn iPod nano and the damn thing don't want to work. What's the problem with this? Because we'll be sitting down at a restaurant and I'll be have enjoying my drink and my food and the phone battery will be on twenty percent. You know, okay, I'm ready to go. I'm ready. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm ready to go. Maybe you should start carrying a portable charger, but you can start carrying a portable charger because your phone's still. But it don't bother me when I have to leave. So if it bothers you when I have to leave, maybe you should be able to sit there high and dry by myself drinking a frickin' margarita. You'll find a friend. You were sitting with a friend. You were sitting with two people when I left. Yeah, it don't matter. It's not the same. Do I mean that much to you? No, you don't, but I don't mean enough for you to for you to take me off let me break through your sleep mode. So I'm breaking breaking through my sleep mode. Wellell, that ts me everything I need to know. Can we talk about Hannah for a second on this podcast? Sure. So we started our, you know, podcast journey here at the Cast Collective and Hannah was one of the delightful people here working with us. And she is a delight now . She's just taking us in like a mother dove. Right under her wing. She's styles our outfits. She fixes my shirt. Everything. Everything she does is heaven says. And we're losing her to New York City. And we're losing her to New York City. But y'all can find her soon. She's watching us right now. Find her on the big stage. On the big stage. And whatever episode this, you know, is we'll we'll drop the the Hannah pin down below. Hannah's coming. Follow all that all that good stuff. She's watching us right now. Give us your best laugh on command. Boys . Good. Improvise. Yes. Now I wash 'em, I dress them, and I send them off into the day. But but sometimes it's hard because I just wanna hold them. If I could keep 'em, if I could keep them in their school clothes and feed them a biscuit, baby, I'd be happy. I'd be so happy, but they gotta grow. They gotta grow. I gotta, you know, and so I booze them Good meal, slap on the tush. S teach him some lessons along the way, hopefully. Hopefully introduce him to disco dance. Yes. Yes. We would love nothing more. Anyways, Hannah is just she's of one of a kind. Y'all can hear. We're gonna miss her. We're gonna miss her so bad. But she will be back and we will be visiting her. Speaking of aura, Landon is wearing his aura ring today. Okay. I forgot mine . And let me just tell you, I feel like I've kind of been deeply offended by aura ring because you're okay. I have an aura ring and an apple watch. I don't know why I have both. I'm over consumption's worst nightmare . The apple watch, when you're sitting on the couch enjoying a n a Netflix documentary, the Apple Watch will say, How about getting up and stretching our legs? You know, it's time it's time for a break. My oar rings like get up, you fat la zy son of a p it is time to get up. You've not done anything all day. You've ate three Debbie cakes and two little Debbie's. Those are the same thing. But you know what? The Apple the Apple Watch is kind of fake because I the other night I had my aura ring on and I plugged in my Apple Watch to charge. Landon owned his Apple Watch for one day and then gave it to his sister by the way so I didn't like it. I bought it it was like eight hundred dollars, seven hundred something dollars and I just didn't it was not feeling comfortable and I gave it away. But I wore it that night and I woke up the next morning and put it on and it was like something you had a great sleep da da da da and I was like I didn't even wear you last night to the bed. Casper the friendly ghost. And so it gives you a score and it it's not even like You got a participation trophy that you didn't . But the Aura Ring? If it The Aura Ring looked at me the other day and said , Your cardiovascular age is five years higher than you age Eight years older. You're gonna die when you're f sev sixty . So you better get that on a control. I'm a cardiologist. He says I'm fine. No, he don't. He says you're Yes he actually did. Do I need to give him a phone call? No, if your aura ring says that your your cardiovascular age is eight years older than your actual age, then you might want to figure that out. Thank you, Derek Shepherd, for that analysis. You might want to figure that out. Thank you. Because mine is three years younger than my actual age. Well, look at you, aren't you just a prize possession? And I don't even drink water . I don't even drink water. What is okay? I'm just saying like my cardiovascular ages I don't drink water either. You mean to tell you why? Because the water from my refrigerator that supposedly goes through a filter . Tastes straight up like a chlorine tablet you'd stick in a pool. Well I don't drink water because it's shrimp. I eat ice I get my water from elsewhere. I get my water elsewhere. I get my water from the creek. Coke and sweet tea and everywhere else. I don't I don't like water. I don't drink water and I'm a picture of health. My cardiovascular age is three years younger than my actual age, which is twenty one, and I'm thriving just fine without zero water. Clearly we don't need to be given health advice because hell, I I'm bigger than hell. And Landon don't drink water. So I mean don't listen to anything that we're saying. Anyways, we're gonna come back with cousin counsel . This This is Cousin Council. Why do you have me doing this submission? It's dumb. It ain't my fault someone lives a stupid life. This is severely fed up. Okay. Let the cousin council begin. Welcome back to Cousin Council where we give you advice on a current situation that you're facing and just give you our two cents, which is really scary for you because we're kind of unqualified for that. Yeah, but we're in robes and here we are. This is my podcast. How are you doing today? I'm doing great. How are you? I'm wonderful. Anyways you ready to get this one. Let's party to the ledger, the case load. Case file number What the hell? Case file number what the hell. I figured out my brother smokes weed. Should I tell my parents? What do I even do? You do nothing and you don't tell your parents. Snitches get stitches. Do it with them. That's my advice. You buy your brother something savory and something sweet just in case he's in the mood for one or the other when he gets the munchies. So maybe some Cheez Its and a honey bun. And you shut the hell up. Yeah. Yeah, you do. Don't tell. Snitches get stitches and wind up in ditches. Yeah. So our advice is just buy them some honey buns, a gallon of water. No, it's fine. Just buy him a gallon of water and go on about your business. You're gonna get caught in mouth really bad. Well. Okay. Anyways, um just just go on about your business . Next case. I'm 17 and single. Help in all capss. That' my question. Thank you . Well, you know, there's some people out here that's 21 and single. If you're 17 and the only thing you have to worry about is being single or taken, then I would count that as a blessing because just wait until you have actual responsibilities and You're not even a legal adult yet. What are you trying to do? End up on teen mom? You can't even smoke a cigarette. Just wait until you actually have responsibilities and the only thing single is the digit in your bank account. Then we'll talk. But until then, who cares if you're single? Damn, y'all gotta tell you let's worry about I would just advise and counsel to worry about different things. I think honestly that worry about like going to college, figuring out what you want to do with your life, I dropped out. I dropped out of college. So listen. Or do like Riley did. But listen, love yourself and get in a relationship with that bank account because it's the only thing that won't piss you off. Amen. And it will piss you off sometimes, but that just means you're not working hard enough. Okay Case closed. Okay. This is actually I don't know how to feel about this. I'm pretty sure that my aunt tried to poison her husband, but nobody talks about it . If nobody talks about it, that means she didn't get caught. Honestly, that's probably something that my aunt would do. And so we may be related. And if we are, um I don't know what to do. I'm pretty sure that my aunt tried to poison her husband, but nobody talks about it. I just want to know what he did. I yeah, I wanna know what he did. He's gotta done something. How did you find this out? Or maybe she's just crazy and you should run . Or maybe you should get on her good side so she shouldn't poison you too. Yeah. I mean I bet he done something. If I had to guess. I wanna know how she did it. Did she like put it in a few? Yeah, can you find we need a follow up on this? Did she like was she watching him in a sleep? Did she put some bleach in a sweet tea? I need to know what what had happened. Hell. Where was she eating a Tide Pod? I mean that was a thing for a long time. I I forgot about that. Yeah. People were just popping Tide Pods and the breath still stunk like shit. But my advice to you is to be friends with your aunt so she doesn't try to pull the new ticket. Can you please side up again and tell us what's going on. Yeah, I need to know the aunt's name. I also want to know what she looks like. The aunt's name? Okay, why not? Listen, I'm nosy. As long as I don't have to be involved as long as you're not telling me anything that could make me a witness in a court of law, give me all the damn details. Amen. Amen. And if it would make me a witness, just don't tell anybody you told me. Amen. Again. Yeah. Anyways. So case adjourned. And that was cousin counsel. If you have a story, confession, hot take, or just one or advice, and that's not recommended. Email bloodline banter at the castcollective.com and send us in your submissions. Anyways, we'll talk to you later. Bye-bye. Bye-bye now. Dang you changed quick. I did it's just the the the spirit of the Lord I just just bam snapped and I was done. Thanks for tuning into Bloodline Banter. We will see you guys next time. Until next time, stay out of trouble. That's right. 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