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We started out reviewing craft beers on Facebook and now we bring you the conversations that you'd more than likely hear from the front bar at your local and clutsy, whereere are we today, man? Mate once again, we're in the Caxson Hotel cramed into a little corner as there a lot of Fun things happening up here more on that very soon. We are cramped in the corner and this is our local, the Caston Hotel, the greatest pub in the world and this is Alone, the Frothoff podcast where no, it's not ael on the pist podcast where we just Oh shit. G on piss Iap no peace today But there will be lots this week, I think. Yeah, look, I think they will. It's origin Wake. It's Monday for us guys. Wednesday if you're listening to this, but there's a lot of fun things happening up at the Kaka with QRL with the clubhouse. It's just God it's a good way to be fucking mar own, isn't it? It is a lot of people like when we see them at Cax go, can you show us the studio? Right now you genuinely can't get in. There's a timber frame up blocking it too put it in perspective. there's a new pool table up here and I just witnessed Darcy Commando crawl underneath it to then sort of look like a cobra as he emerged from underneath arch back pop that thing and get up in between the chairs to then do some more climbing part poker tables and all this other shit. It was quite impressive D. Usually I charge for that, but Cluty seems you'm a business partner., you know, I'll give that up for free. Thank you. But we are I'm going to take a photo right now to post on Instagram later so people can see how cramped our setup is today. Does't normally look like this. N Usually it's got um Nowhere near this amount of shit. But exciting times. How are you Josh the weekend? Yeah, may not, but I've got to be Crook actually on the weekend. Did you you want to be crook on the weekend Not socked particularly leadating into, you know, everything that is happening this way There was like ladady stying stuff for Jes, which I wasn't really feeling too keen on. You know, like, it's Friday Ivo, it sort of started where I got the call from from hererby down at Chiefs saying Heymate N also pulled the pin on tonight's game at North. It's not enough numbers As you know, Cluty's been campaigning for his two hundredth Yeah as well. So that really put less cap Re put a spanner in the works. There's a couple of Couple of things I have to do to get the two hundred by the seventeenth. U so more on that. I will people know if it doesn't work basically. U still we are putting any calendars for now seven Yeah we're still looking at the seventeenth. So it can still happen can still will still happen and it will still happen. That islling it into existence Oh I do have an No okay, that's another idea whatever. Anyway. So yeah, Friday, I just went home and chilled. Nice. I think we ended up at Costco finally got my photo so I can go there by myself without my cera. So that's all I think got a Costco card. Yeah,' got go to Costco. we can go to Costco and have the fuck we now. Yeah. I could bring up to three adults with me You say you don't want to go, but it's a different' No, you haven't. I have. No I on the way to Christmas. Yeah, I did. No, I don't believe you who had the card? Mum. Oh, of course she does. And you know what? my brother had to take shit I was out the front. A and had to take shit at the Mac's next door or something? Costco something ye something I can't remember. So we all went in and then he couldn't get in. He was out the front. He's like, my family's inside. they're like, not too bad brother. Ridiculous Dude, it's actually like it's Quite cooked. Yeah. The whole. Yeah And like, you don't really save that much You get a lot of stuff in bulk. Yeah, but you're not really saving that. Alough you had a big family, like we had four kids from I felt you'd go hard there, but ye. You'd have to pay to be a member. There was there was some I went in yesterday when I was coming home from the card shop just to get a two dollar hot dog and drink just to get the two dollar hot dog. Well, I was on the way past. Yeah yeah. I walked in. I didn't bu anything else on it. But I felt awkward so I walked around the shop for a while by myself busy as f I got some random shit there own. Do they do. One of the things I did consider getting, but I couldn't justify standing in line for that long was Pistachio lint balls. twenty dollars instead of thirty, which that was a great great deduction. but Yeah, I couldn't do it to myself So I went and got my my two dollar hot dog and drink combo, which was fantastic. There were some fellows in front of me, bigig Islander lads and they were holding arms. likeike a mushroom box, an empty mushroom box And I was like, oh, that's actually a good idea because I think I got like a hot dog pizza drink in a suunday because you know I feelel like trading myself to a full boxo. Yeah fuckle. It was great. and I was like, well, maybe I'll get that because I don't know how big this slice of pizza will be. I don't know how my hands will go carrying everything. L they've got the right idea, those two And then I heard the guy go, And do you want all seven soft drinks? I was like, holy fuck They got seven hot dog and soft drink combos because they obviously had a big family with a fin amongst other things So imagine that if you like if you were to go to a Broncos game and get a soft drink and a hot dog for seven people. That would be fififteen inbx H, him Probably So what's that like eighty five bucks? Yeah. I thing Maybe more A more, yeah. seventy five. fifteen times seven. one hundred and five? Yeah Hectic and he's got to he that from fourteen Bcks. Yeah. I mean, you're not watching a game of footy, but know people put it up the hot dog's probably not as good as the on from the stadium Oh I de the hot dogs fantastic. You know what' a joke is that one my. I know I know, but I'm passionate about the Costco hot dogs now Be ye all your condiments and shit and then they've got this fucking wheel. fucking And you gota you wheel it and the dice is up the onion for you. So you decide how much diced onion you get. It's proper American operation. Yeah, it's great. So that was good. Saturday Payed sorry, that was Sunday. So yeah, go back Saturday, played footy, we got spanked. We did all right Fourth time this year where I've clearly had the ball down left called No troble. I still in the new I got up. I was like, arere you fucking serious? Maybe maybe not Did you have to cover your m U didid you get a Yeelic off for swearing? Oh I swear Fuck. And they didn't really care. set out a ridich for blind And then literally bro, we got the penalty and I lined up in front of their ten and went give it to me. I'll run over this ct. And hardb back looks and this guy looked up and just went. Oh no. And so they've got to pass the ball to me and me mate Fitzy who hasn't been playing because he hiss hands broken and he's coming back from it. wasn't going play. It's just going to run on and run off. He's like, Oh, this is awesome. Got boughtght out on the wing. He's usually a forward just ran in front of me, took it, got held up Bro, I've got another fifty kegs on you I would' have gone straight over a nude run still. Yeah, not for long. How many games left this season? Oh fuck depend how many I could be fuck playing Ive got fourth guide this way against North, six gride against UQQ Third ride against Norths. And we'll see what else happens But yeah, man it's it's fourour times being held up over the line. Oh And then there's O other occasions where they blow the whistle, no advantage and there's no one in front of me. It's like, donon't you realize that I have pace to burn Hamstrings are fuck But they're still there. Explosiveness. Yeah. Exactly. They haven't been going recently. I've been able to do buttflix recently. That's been a massive It's a huge massive acquisition to my arsenal recently. arrenal? Yeah, it's been good. What is in the Walmmer arrsenal at the moment, then? If there is butflix, what else? Chinese, buttflix, sidekicks, karaokea And then dude I do the classics bit of sumos, bit of fucking just lunges And then we got like a fifty percent and like usually about a sixty five up to an eighty And then just whatever you want through the ge Yeah through the gear slowly building up explosiveness than just some simple past drills, but manate we're down ten seven and half time and they scored I had hectic blisters And I felt like such a bitch. even why have blisters, new boots? Well, I've had the boots like three, four weeks and they've been fine. and then for some reason on the weekend, they decided to give me blisters. So annoying. So I put the blister patches on. I put the band aids on, couldouldn't get me socks back on over the top of them. everythingvery has to be fucked We' told to eat concrete by so many people And I was like, I just want to put myself through this. Yeah. I was like if we got a shot, like I'm definitely going back out there. Three tries in ten minutes had us cut quite down. Yeah. I was like, there's no point in me going back out there at the moment. But I got the boots back on for fourth grade and sat on the bench there and got sublon in the eightih minute as the whistle blew. So that was good. Cap Cs, the cap stands. Cap Cs was a it was a funnish afternoon down there at Japes Second grade was getting pumped so I just left because I wasn't sticking around for first grade anyway And yeah, I just poped out of m and dad feeling Chris fuck Not my Ch U ye, and then just went on a card spending spree on Sunday. Love that. Look at it doing a card show Possibly in a couple of weeks or u Two months? Hell yeah My first card show with mainly sports cards. so Exciting times. Ver exciting. Shout out to Winning on winning on soccer malies. Yeah the Fing Shout out ns. Yes, shout out nerds. I need to be putting my bets in there because I've actually been getting up a bit recently, but I've felt too shy. That's going to be to put it in the gro too. What was that? That could be the kase of death now. Yeah, I know Yeah, I got to come. I'll say. we'll see, the episode happens Shout out to Harland. I'm trying to pick an EPL team. Yeah I don't have one. Well, I kind of do it Beuse like I'm not going to like watch it religiously Yeah, but I want to I want to be involved in conversations and like if I have a player it' too hard It's fucked T hard. But I want to like if people are talking about it, I'd like to have a team val and know something So I' mean trying to look at players that I like watching Um Problem is de like So many of them playing like a Spanish team or some shit like that It Ccerall they play Concerall different man. It's confusing. Almost a rugby league mate. No man. I always thought it was just everyone plays for some English club, and it's ye that's that it. Yeah. I can't watch it also. No It's all the same shit. Well like that Harleland fella. Yeah's from Norway seems like a cool guy. Who's supporting the World Cup now that Australia's gone? I think I'm Norwegian Okay, I can I just like their story. Yeah and you like their celebration really? Yeah, the rowing and the h. Yeah, that's what got you. shits on the Viking club. Shits on the Viking club. Absolutely shit. Otherwise, I like France. Oh your blisters are bad. I've just splied one. Yeah, that one's the worst painful. Yeah U. Now like the French Baret. Yeah, he's good. Pretty cool. But ye what about yourself? How was your weekend? Large. Decided to run. Yeah, decided to run, gotot our friend C another mutual friend Tim Abbt He got a few tickets to the Gold Coast Marathon through Audible and asked me if he wanted to do it. and it seemed like awwesome I dare at the time Not so awesome about thirty five kilometers in when I was walking. A tough day in the office wouldouldn't recommend doing a race like that without any training. Do know what's I said this to Caitlin? that You literally did no proper preps. I did one run since my big race in March, I've done one run further than five kilometers and it was twenty one. Whats what I mean? you've done nothing. L' like ten milersav year. That's what say But isn't it crazy how for your first mara, you did so much preparation But now you know you can just do it. Yeah But now know, you can just struggle through it for just over four and a half hours. Yeah, four hundred eight was my first one, then three hundred thirty four and then four hundred thirty eight. or something yes Over an hour behind my PB. Yeah, my PV Holy fuck, that scared me. When I did my PB, I did Yeah, like sixteen weeks of training, not not four days. not four days. so funny. So it was pretty last minute with Tim We organized it pretty last minute and we couldn't find the accommodation in there. We didn't really want it it was so expensive I didn't really want to pay for a comm and And the other thing is you have to be it was a six AM start on Sunday morning So we would had to like get up and check out of our comm four thirty five. So like ugly, ugly ugly. Anyway, he has a friend who lives down in a one bedroom apartment which were able to stay for the weekend, which was awesome. pererfect. I want to say the weekend. we got down there. We got down there on Saturday, Iv started there some testing for an event happening here at the Caxan And yeah, one bedroom apartment with just an ensite bathroom, but great location right across from the Nobb's beach. Surf cllub Rach, my wife came with me. We shared a blow bed in the lounge room and Tim went to bed And Rach and I watching the end of the Bronx game on my phone and then Rach was like, I really need to go the tour. I was like, Yeahah, I need to per before I go to sleep as well. And then it clocked that The bathroom was through Tim's room at all And I was like, it's so doged to go on Tim up to You know, so we can both piss before bed. So I'minking what are we going gonna do And then I rememberered, Ohh, there's a public toilet under the surf across the street. Rach and I are both in matching funnelette pajamas. Oh my Godd. Walked across the street. public toilets locked. We're like, Oh car canel. So we had to go back to the apartment, back in get fully changed and dressed so we could walk into the surf club and take go back and get changed and go to bed. This is it probably ten o'clock on Saturday night Um But yeah, it was a fucking rough Sunday. Yeah. came home I've probably had like dehydration or something. just fel like I had a migraine so I had to go to sleep for like Three hours, Yes they areough and then yeah woke up this morning back into it. Sout to I don't know if he's a podcast listener or I didn't really see his face, but I wore my Bronco shirt which I got so much shit for along the way because we obviously got for the eight week eighth week in a row. Yeah. a lot of like, u M you could get a run for the Broncos soon. You're doing better than the Broncos keep to that And then as I'm coming into the winner shoot, which is the finish shoot, which is where all the crowd is and shit, I hear someone yell Yeah, Darcy, H straight for the Bronx baby. I you fucking You fucking dog. That's so funny. Probably thoroughly deserved. A couple of things to Cluti, first of all on the pisscing at the surf cllub, How are your toes going, man? Yeah' good, dude. I've actually never been better. I saw you do one of the bgest things. E. C Can I talk about what my thought process was? Can I talk about what I saw unfold first? Yeah, of course. So Clut On Friday did a bit of a beer run with Alby and we first sorry just interject. awwesome. I loved that. We need to do it. And to that this. We were unprepared to. We didn't have a plan. so we were a bit scattered about bit fucking plan it next time that wast it next time. It was we end The last job site we stood there for probably an hour just chating with the boys.. We literally drove around and delivered beers to job sites around Brizy on Friday Ivo, which was just a lot of fun. So Klutzy and I met at the Kako. He had an Sie in the back of his Uute and we were sort of getting the cans ready and Klutzy put his hivees on. and I noticed he kicked his thongs off. and as we're about to leave, he's like, I'm just gonna to go into a piss. And I was like, okay. And in my mind I'm like Surely he's gonna to put shoes on. And next thing I hear the portaloo door go and clothes in the caxing car park and I'm going sure like not just going into the portaloo in the caxic car park with no shoes on. And little did I know but he came steaming out Yeah, but my justification here was There hasn't been an event on yet Good there No one uses them when it's Not open And they would have been cleaned, which someone I think messaged us saying tagged theag would have been cleaned this morning. Yeah. It smelt fantastic. your fense. they were. They werey clean. If I opened up and they were dirty, there's no way I would have walked in there. Do you reckon you'd be more likely to piss in the Caxsan toilet or the Caxsan portalot barefoot on game dayay if you had to do probablyro the portalo That toilet gets yaked on here. Oh so does it? yeah It's a lose looose. It's all fucks. Depends what time. It is a lose lose, but that just one of the crazier things I've seen.. Yeah, and you know what? I'm happy to fucking do it. Also speaking of the beer run, the second one we went to Harry at Belimba. Yes. Harry played Footy Saturday and he came off and he's standing there and he's like, fucking hurts I'm like, what's happening? You' bleeding. And he lifts up and his entire knuckle is just swollen up this height. And he's like, yeah, I think my knuckles's in the right spot. And this knuckle had pushed over into here. Aarently the trainer when she went to press on the kn just to test if it was all good. bllood just went. She's like, bllood's not meant to sp. I't want to hear about that. And then he's there and he's like Yeah, fuck. I might just go tomorrow and check it out and u Liz the u the medic. She's like, goo to the fucking hospital right now. Get checked out right now. You've got an open wound. you go Ah No like it hurts, but it'll be right is And then someone said, Oh Gippy like, don't have to work ononday and use your hands, brother Yeah. So he went down the road to Kedrin health or whatever the eding someomeone said it takes like an hour. Yeah. And he got like the they They're like you'll get scanmed, they'll put a cast on, they'll suss it all out, blah, blah, blah blah blah. And he's like, yeah, sick. do you call me back in time for ladies d? And they're like, that's the least your problems Pro. And then apparently like Liz is just like, dude, you have an open wound. You shouldn't be thinking about drraging Yeah. all this sort of shit. And then he goes down to his old man ' some I think someone drove him or he drove himself, I'm not one a hundred percent sure. but She I told his father, he should not be thinking about drinking alcohol with an open wound blah, blah, blah, blah blah Anyway I'm just sitting at home and the Jpe snap chat r iss going off and then I fucking open it up. Oh no, Instagram was popping off as well and I see Harry story. I'm like, what the fuck? wonder if it's like Hellra or something? Exrail or something And he's Just standing at Jeeps with a fucking puff jacket on with something wrapped around his fingers and he's taged that, how's that moose page? Have you seen that one? I seen. It's just him doing a moose That's insanity It was He got a report back like you know? I think he's fucked. Yeah, o. I'm not sure on the severity, but I think if it was left hand, he might be right for work. be left. but orry but like someone didide how are you going to swing a hammer Yeah Like regardless you're fucked Sigh It's fucking crazy. something like you know, I did it as well, but I never really actually no, I did hurt myself when I was a tradeD. One of the boys did something to his ankle, he's got a big moon boat. Test control He's just been driving around doing pest control on a fucking moon. Moonb. Good on him? My de that would be so shit. Yeah. I feel like Moonb would be so annoying. Yeah Another thing that was insane that I added when I said, I need you to pull up on your phone because I don't think I actually have it. Okay. I want to hear some insane Uberat orders because you showed me one of the great Yeah Uberers. So this fella is well known to the old podcast listeners. He jacked off with Mo QP's our friend's our friend O friend. He's a fucking legend. I love him to bits. The other day he goes I started craving for milk Now I'm going to read out Das Exactly what he got. and I want you to give me a rough estimate on price. Okay. Each item or total. Total. Okay. One Paul's trim low fat milk two liter Oak flavored milk, chocolate two later Breaker flavored milk chocolate two later Breaker flavoud milk, strawberry two liter Co's now added sugar, juice, apple and mango U and two later and then one Glden circle fruit drink, golden Pash, one ler I'm going to go forty bucks plus delivery Estimated subtotal of thirty five ten total fif thousand two do seventy nine. That's not too I was pretty bang on. So you got The four twenty one serervice fee and nine fifty delivery fee and then he got it priority because he was thirsty But fif thousand two seventy nine for two forty six, eight liters of milk Two lers and three lterers of juice You got my buck I I could feed like I do. I'm not saying I could 'Cacause I think you could do it even cheaper, but I do feed myself for about a hundred bucks a week at the grocery store. Yeah. So he's got half a week's worth and I'm talking breakfast l to dinner. mil's milk. Fest c. It guys want these messages just before a screenshot that H he send it I would have so much head for his m after that arrived God ly don't have heades. He's the funnest It's something from the Monday show though if you're listening, I want I want you to read out your most insane overater. And then he's gone again let's have a look He guys Costco was on over eightight and has some fucking good looking food He screenshoted, I want this It's the Kirkland signignature sandwich platter. forty bucks for a fucking sandwich platter. To be fair, I walked in there last one and I was like, fuck that looks al. sushi platters, all this other stuff I might tell him I've got I have a membership. We should go. He'd be a great person to do a costco trip. So I'd love to I'd love to do a video, but we can't do a video with him because we've already named what he's done. Yeah. unless we blurred him out. Yeah But your voice changed. His justification for the milks It was so funny. Just I'm so thirsty. I've got milk cravings. One of the other boys, this makes me moist. H hope you're staying five meters from the shitter all day. Yeah, you'd froth it. Can you ask him how much he's got left? Gonna do a glass of each and then shit myself. Yeah, I need to hear some insan Uber toroise because that is fucking hilarious. Dude, he's done some hectic ones in his time. Yeah the When the hungry Jack at Albany Creek opened up probably like six years ago, maybe five years ago, He went through pissed one night. He's in the back. How I take your order placele? Yeah, can I get one of every item on the menu please? It's either that old taco belt like sorry, what I'd like one of every single item that you have on the menu. Can you do that for me U yeah, I think so. You gonna pay? Yeah, I want one of every single item. He's done that at the caption but with the cocktail menu. Yeah And then it's so wasteful, but he like took most ofem, he took a bite of each and then either put it in the fridge or threw it away So far. Insane. U The other thing, quick billboard update We've had a few great submissions. I think what did he say? I actually finished all the milk. Ha Oh I love him so much' so funny. Yeah, a few updates on the billboard. We've had a couple of great submissions, the two that I think so far that are leading the way We won't obviously announce the win yet. How are we going to pronounce this name, Clutsy becausecause I'm butchering that. Nanne. Nanne Shara. We got this message. Boys, nine years ago, I wrote a poem to we'll name them Great Northern ship beer. Oviously not are we? I wrote a poem to Great Northern and got a free case out of it. I asked them if they were going to do a pair of smugglers And they said something was in the works. They said I could model for them when I turned twenty five so my twenty fifth birthday last year. I messaged them and they didn't live up to their promise. Would love to model for the billboard as a massive up yours to Great Northern.uck. So if we could get that bloke in a pair of Albie budgies God, that'd be good. Wouldn't that be just say that's po like that is poetic. That's is poetic. Now we have said like stand out. We've had a lot of messages saying I'd be so good because I can drink per That's not standing here Yeah, when everyone el we need same. We need stuff like that That stood out because That's a man who's been promised something And it was never delivered. cororrect. Similar to how Donny Watkins never delivered a dolphin's jersey to friendriend of the show, Kirby Madden. Still working on that. But This next submission There's there's another submission as well inses this one. Yeah Yeah, we got Tered an Inagram. Yeah. This next one though is one of my favorites. This one's from Declan Pearson Urgent Dolby Billboard submission. He's basically photoshopped himself. I don't even think this is AI clluty because No, how good Like his face looks. I think he's he's actually photosopped this There's one of him sitting on top of What is that that's Parliament House Pveram House I also say goovernment house, but that's not right An one of him swimming underwater. He's in budget barrier R drrinking beers. One of him on top of Ularu and then one Basically doing the how's that moose on the Sydney Opera house. Yeah. So that Outstanding That's an outstanding. I' going Clart you and I are going have a meeting hopefully tomorrow with our friends at Budgie Smuggler and obviously run them through all of these ideas Um And then I'm not sure if we remember who the third person was Cut it should be now. I just getting it I've been tagged a lot in this or comments as well tagging us Um Big shout out to Shay Brickneall Lehman from the suunny Coast. Yeah, he filmed a video where he's going above and beyond here and like sixty six thousand views on this one Fantastic stuff. Can you just go to our tagged videos On Instagram. There's one that I haven't seen. I'm just connected to the Bluetooth, so I' want to apply it goo there and then the first one about the That The caption is when they don't have your size of the cacks and budgies It's him as well. That's the same guy So he's working on getting our attention. He's got it Soize thirty two adgies Dude he also did a picture upload himself and budgies. L the guysy gotone out and done three different Yeah. So when you message us going, I should do it because I seeing heaps a pears How about you get a bit about your life that fea? Yeah.uce produce some videos, get some get creative. creative. Yeah as us The message about the billboard, not being promised something, that's a childhood dream being crushed. Yeah And we like makey dreams come. I was can say the opportunity for us to grant a childhood dream, I think is something that really stands out. Y. So yeah, if you could I don't know, lift a bit, maybe Yeah, do a bit a shan of knowol and Lif. Yeah, becausecause I know how hard it can get. Das, I've got a gripe At the moment withith whom. Topefullitey not me. No, with WhatsApp. I fucking hate WhatsApp. Bro, WhatsApp sucks with. I to go back to Facebook messenger. I don't understand it. So we can include all the Android freaks. Is that That's the only reason. And you know what? I don't fucking mind not having the Android freak. Same. You're not a friend of mine if you have an Android Yeah. Eactly. And it' I a text with green The thing that I hate the most about it is if you open up a WhatsApp chart, it automatically downloads E king photo that is in that thing that you haven't seen. So I just opened up my phone when we started just to double check if I had anything else. And it's a photo of fuckking snorkel from Jes someone taking a photo of the urinal he used on the weekend that he yaked him And because it was in two separate charts, it downloaded twice Yeah. So to see fucking two urinals full Yah I'm not a yakman. N Clut he hates. I'm not a Yakman. He hates yak. Not about H Yaka. No. he's never been Jason lohing this. Jason Yakamanis. Jason Yakamanis, my God That was a stretch for me. No, I like it. I just don't like, like because I use it so rarely, it always you know, when you like don't I never se the messages come. We got in trouble with Clint Newton.' like, Oh, no, you didn't respond to my message. L we literally I was calling back after this. Didn't see it because the app uninstalled messager. He so said have one minute thirty long voicemail. Yeah it's good I'm not listening to that clip. I'm busy. Oh I listened to it in the car. Yeah. wasas it funny Basically he's coming up here with a bunch of boys from his rugby team and he's came to get on the piss with us on Wednesday If we don't have too many commitments, which looks like we do we do. Postcam. Postcam weke can. Y. And he also said which I think he forgets he's like Also, did I ever pay you out on your bet last year? If I didn't, let me know because I'll bring cash however, I am willing to go again, but I do need a bit of a head start How does that work on I think the blys a headads. Yeah because we' such favorites. That's the that's the say the reason why you already lost the game Clinton I think he also forget that he paid out. He paid out and some. Thank you, Clint. Thank you Ce, which I was going to remind him of. of course, we're not do. We're dogs. We' not friend your. But Yeahah whats can go and get fucked? What'spp can go and get fucked dude I hate that it is the app of choice. Why is it I can't give me a reason why? I think some people used to use it because they reckon the government didn't have control over it or. Tim F hat sort of shit I'm not a tin foilman Where is the timp for Oh ye Yeah. keepeep it right there, Alfor just in case we need it. Alfor langer. Al. Yeah, we've also put the call out for Alfie to come and open the table on Wednesday night. so plenty happening here otty's just constructing a tinfoall heart Is that are you now going to be a WhatsAppman on Never. neverever. Timfoyil, The government listens to everything. Y iPhone listens to everything. It's proven that your iPhone listens to everything But like at the end of the day, I get it, it's a privacy thing. What do they get? What is so important on your phone that they're gonna steal? Yeah, guess what, most? They don't care about your dick picts, J I'm just gonna put it out there. Imagine they open your phone. Most of us are boring as fuc and they don't give a fuck about you. Imagine they open your phone and there's just two photos of Yak and a urinal Yeah. And think about all the other shit they could have hacked in that amount of time and they got that. I think about that with my bank account. Well they got to hack my bank account and go, fuck I wish we hack someone more, you know, we this can't. Fuck know. I wish I could fuckking buuck's not fult. There's people driving around with lambos and shit. Yeah, d. Wh don you think they're gonna target me? littleittle old me? Yeah. you're not gonna to fuck I just don't get it. I don't I genuinely don't get it. I feel like New South Wes becausecause I't get it. Yeah U Another thing I noticed today just before we wrap up, that old clip of our friend Patty ripping his arenle forty times must have been reignited by You don't have headphones, fuck my bad. that. Do you wantan to descrirab them? They're just on my desk there. You might have to just unplug from my computer. Yeah, the video of Patty ripping us forty times in a row has resurfaced in the algorithm somehow. because I was getting a lot of notifications today about it and we had a message come through This guy's name is Laney on. Jackie Jackie Daddy underscore on Instagram, but his name is Laney, so I don't know what that means He said, here's my PB unofficial. we talk to your m on there Yeahes, she' Hello, M. We'll call her back. Hold on This could be fun Sorry, impromptu you called a mom. S know I'll tell. Hi. Hi, how are you? How are you? Hey Cal. You're on the podcast.old on Hello Josie? Kelly H. C hears Ohll cool E Lighta. Yeah, so this bloke has sent us through a submission. Here's my PB unofficial world longongest fart. H hope you always get a good laugh out of this one. So I thought the least we could do was play it for the frothies. Yeah, please wo hundred seven thousand vs. D So you know what that sounds like at the end? Yeah. It sounds like Like an old garage door. Yeah. It's coming to the end to the end, like a fucking automatic garage door That's what your asses so' so funny. Yeah, that's a great effort. That's fucking phenomenal. If anyone wants to k send in like send us too fast but make them they gott to be good to get bad L. It's one of the all time f. It is one of the all the time f. That that just reminded me at the run on the weekend, a lot of people had signs. like people write signs and shit. Some were quite funny. My favorite one I saw, which I haven't seen before at a run, PB plus U equals pub. I was like that's That's very. If I have run a PB, I definitely would have used that in some sort of Instagram upload. Yes. That was great. Another one a lot of them were like smile if you weed a little bit, which, you know, kind of funny. But the best one I saw was like, I can't remember it was a chick's name, but's say it was me making it for you. I'd be like Plutzy one, Heemorrooid zero. Imagine running along. you don't know that's coming and you see your friends. That's so funny. He's so good. Tim and I were laughing like imagine if we got really, really rogue ones like ye Like small if you the ones I came up with, I can't probably say on the podcast, but you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah L Iidl if you are of X Y. Yeah Justs get really. When's the next racing event so we can go along and do that sort of stuff? Yeah, Brisbane Mathon's just been. I'm sure there's another racing event. There'll be something ye There be something. We just hold it rose.mile if you're horny. Yeah. simimple. There was a lot of like run straight into my DM's, which I thought was But uh yeah Well No, I was thinking more creepy. Creepy, desperate, I mean U But yeah, great greatreat atmosphere down there. The R to my ass. Yeah, right to my ass. Did you have anything else for make before we b made I really don't think so. I want to triple check this But I don't I don't think so. We're just pumped full of excitement. Oh guys. we do we're going to have some announcements in the next few weeks. We're just locking it away, but potential Big trip for the boys. Yeah to go do some fun stuff. Yeah. A fun person, filming. Yes And we're gonna to be getting amongst it. We are gonna be getting amongst it. Should be good.