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Join us each week and subscribe at your favorite podcast platform and YouTube We'll tell stories We'll hear from some of the best and we'll try to figure this out together And welcome back to the Bloody Brei Beers podcast brought to you by N.'sots I' Das the Boody Briy Beers We we started out reviewing craft beers on Facebook and now we bring you the conversations that you'd more than likely hear from the front bar at your local. and whereere are we today, Klutzy? Right once again we're at the Caxon Hotel. We are This is our weekly sports show but as always, we'd say you're here for a breakdown of stats and analysis, we'd ask that you kindly Fuck off. Kindly fuck off and we're joined by our favourite Innational football superstar Faronaldo. I've never had that intro before. Q Superstar Innational. W. There's actually so much that we have to cover off. Like the things I'm thinking of aren't even about sport really. Do we want to talk about the tattoo Yeah, we have to talk I have something else but I forgot it. the tattoo has got to be we have to start with. So last week for people who aren't here, Faron basically said if he could get two tickets to origin, he would get his tattoo on his leg, which currently says Ronaldo changed into Ferno. I don't know if I want to get changed. I just I just get to no Feraldo tattoo. A new one. I'll just get a whole Fernaldo tattoo because I love my Ronaldo. I've come to love my Ronaldo tattoo. get match I don't want to it up. other leg Fonaldo in like that block like that senior Jersey block letters. senior Jersey font That's even better the front you only see on senior Jersey. the Ronald's how iss just a jonic but'm not f. But but I actually loves it that Yeah onene of your m actually got in contact with us and said this is how it came to fruition. And' got we got a screen in january twenty eighteen. Oh's ten AM It's you texting. This article just posted by Foxports is actually a Ronaldo back to United article. How many times? And then Joel said, I'm so sick of that shit. I'll go off if he comes back But I don't want to hear about it till he has a united shirt on again. And you said, Yeahah, fuck over. If he comes back, I'll get a good tato. I just a screenshot that. What year was that from? twenty eighteen. A yeah, I remember when he came back, he sent me that screenshot. I was like, fuck you. so fuck. Joel also he promised us a few photos. We did get one photo of you standitting next to your hero. Oh there it is. Dee that was a couple of cages ago. It's V veryy pixelanded but you can see that resemblance in the hair Im. Yeah, yeah I used to do with my hairl time. F impost drinking beer. Yeah. prettyret much. yeah. I was seventeen then In Malaysia, I was in Malaysia. That's random adre doing in Malaysia? We we did a school trip to Europe. Oh. and stayed in Malaysia for twenty four hours on the way. So you saw a Ronaldo It was just like this random ad for what whoever Mota was sponsored by at the time.. Like that was like photop phone or some shit. Yeah and Ronaldo and a couple other Magiota plays on there were like, Oh, I good photo with it. That's the kind of shit you do in you're seventeen on holidays with your mates. Yeah, what would that have been shot on too? Beuse we I didn't even know if we had phones back that. I think it was on I did do your camera round my neck in that photo? Yeah, that's crazy. insane. is I would' have never done anything with those. I wouldn't have known how to get those photos off that camera. They still on there forormer co host of the podcast Eden Richards used to love taking pre race selfies with those digital cameras. Oh Yeah. Mypace photo was literally I remember you had to take the photo and get the SD card out. Yeah, getet it onto your computer to upload much. I remember getting a phone with Instet. I was like, holy fuck, I can upload photos..ember people did she use their webcam ones? Yeah They'd like this shit they like Wst photo you ever seen. Times have changed. How was Townville Mate you Europe up Townville the weekend? Townsville was good actually. Good win for the cows. Yeah. It was nice It felt like good to be a part of a winning a winning crowd for once. That felt nice.. I was taking photos. I was getting videos like this is what winning r Yeah feel like. How has this been a while? Also the fucking princess of Tonga was there What do you know that No. The Princess of Tonga flew over it because of James Tom. hundred's three hundred. Oh that's., the Primeinister and the princess of You were royal president. I did not know that That a fun. I didn't announce it at the game. Beause I saw this sheiler pop up on the coverage and I was like this she Wh is that? Yeah. didid the old screenshot search Oh that O the iPhone, yeah came up with Princess of Tonga and then I had a look and yeah, it was her and was. Wow. That's Inideic stadium, hey. Oh mate, it's unreal Good game experience. I mean I was sitting low on the behind the goals, didn't have the best seats, but yeah, it was a good state. It's a good stadium. It wouldn't be a bad seat sort of other than where we were sitting back. Other than where I was other than the seat that I was in Youre gonna have a bad seat. Unless you're sitting next Be there's one the problem is there's one screen there. It's behind So we're like this every time's annoying. Every time the ball at that end or there's a try or something at that end, we're like this all the time. So I never thought about it that. That was kind of annoying. You need two screens because every other stadium I'm pretty sed too. We've been before but we sat on the side. so do that problem look That's because you didn't bothered by the tr halfway. Yeah. I bought my tickets for a hundred bucks each By Be behind the goals like ten for just to see some friends. notothing in particular. The video you made about is Yeah. Yeahah. justust look like a great week.ight Townville is a great place. If you're looking to go on a buckx party or just have a good time. No, I wouldn't go there for any any other reason. Yeah. this is purely for piss drinking. Yeah. You can't beat Townsville. That It's like Townsville Vegas Yeah likeike not above Vegas Mbe not I mean, you've been to the casino there's this million isn't it? Vegas is fucking in Vegas is too far on the kistry Yeah Vegas is like It's too much. You have the problem with Vegas is there's I've said this a million times. There's no middle ground now. I time I can beat it. But like you're Everywhere you go is so loud and you have no option but to get blackout dr to get everywhere andnd a million dollars. Everything costs a hundred dollars. Yeah. whatever youre doing? eighteen withdraw fee in a nightclub hundred thirty dollars. We We got two vocal outpsiders one hundred and one Australia. Whatip for theers out there, which we didn't do last time and we don't really do it over here anymore is go to a bottle shop and purchase free drink because it's still the same price and they don't do that over When I went there when I was twenty one. We got like a bottle of vodka for like ten bucks. And then we got to the club and it was fifty bucks a drink. Oh, that's insane. Yeah The drink boxes are ridiculous say. Some of the fifty bucks for a beer like water Yeah fucked Well, some places you it's like women drink free. Yeah it's fifty bucks for a dude. Yeah. Try to tell me I'm not a shiler. That's a tonger over here. What I really want to know though is we've discussed before, I can't remember where we've discussed that three of us but about doing a shit in a stadium and where that ranks. We've discussed it It was one. Oh, that's right. He didn did one at the gaba. Yeah L Very far into a game too. If you're going to shoit in a sti, you got to it's got to be before the game start. There was no piss on the seats, which I was very surprised. And no piss on the floor. It was not a very well used tool. that's the rare. But you've ticked another one off casino shit. Casino shit, how How was that? It's actually pretty good. Yeah casinos and Casinos not well looked after Yeah. It was like it was like I was in my house. It was beautiful Bet than being at home. You know, like usually if you're in a public doing like I shit in public, youre in and out as quick as you can. Yeah fucking scrolling. not an act. An biday action? No, an bday action, unfortunately. I don't know about a shared biday situation. that's a bit of splashback actuallyion. You know? I don't know if I don't know if you were across our content This would have been years ago Uh This is no word of a lie. I used to work in an office in the city that was run by a Japanese company. Every toilet in the office building had a heated seat warmer and b day quickly. And I was telling Cluty about that one day. This is when I was still working. he's like, that is dream So when I quit my job one day, I think it must have been when you quit your job was It was within the first couple ofks. Klutzy came, we met in here and we both got dressed up in like chinos and a button up and walked into the city and went into the lobby of this building just so Klutzy could try in the we made a video about it and then a company, which I don't think even is in operation anymore cheeky clean. they sell at home badays, reached out and we did a sponsored thing with them.. The sponsored thing was we held a dirty dot party and we put on pizza and beers at the caste and invited all our listeners to come and have pizza and beers up here and then we installed a badet and they had to try it and tell us about it on video. That's genuine. That is so fucked No don't one of the best things. One of the best days I still has it. Yeah, I still got one. I actually haven't reinstalled it up at Kalanget. Is it like a it easy is it easy to It'ser very easy. It's just got a ta, you just literally tap into your fucking watermaine. Oh yeah That sounds hard. No I'm not a plumber. You'll be able to do it. I did it. it I watched him do it. But one of the greatest things about the bidays, particularly that one because it wasn't a heated one In the middle of summer in Brisbane, you just would go to the toilet and just turn this thing on low and just have water spraying at your ass and you'd cool down instantly. I didn't even have to sh all it was for. So you're not a bveramon, you you never had to go to bed. you haven to the city Let's We're going to Japan. O Monday On Monday, let's go for a steak in the city and you can try the bvere And we'll make a video about it.'t that sounds horrible. No it's great. It's great. That's terri great. For day two point zero. Yeah. for day two point zero. Not quite a big day but in the water spectrum last week Remember, do you remember when Cluty was talking about his leg warmer thing across his bed? No Oh yeah. And thought it was a hot water bottle or whatever. Yeah, it was a hot water bottle. I show I showed him fucking said that. I had no idea it's water No it's not calledool that. I showed him a photos. That's I's talking about hisg hot waterottle fuck We were getting a coffee, talking a. we were talking And I pulled out, I was like, this is what I'm talking about. I was like, Yeahah, me too. That's a hot water bottle. We most said it three times each. You can't drink it. But you can't drink of it. I' like everyone knows it's a hot water bottle. You're joking. We were like,h, it's aot water bott,ah, nah, it's not that. I wish I was. That's not what it is. Yeah So soon as Australia was like, yeah, that's it How'd you find that? S search hot water bottle? You fucking idiot. Yeah sorry. I happen I can't wait to tell Fon that. I've been holding up to that for neiia week. Iot my proud as mind but that's okay. That's so good. These things happen, you know? Classic. But anyway, you're getting a tattoo Yeah, I'm in the tattoo. Yeahah, Faronaldo I don't know if I want to move on from we're gonna do like discuss the worst places of shit? Yeah Yeah Yeah, please. Be I looked actually did some research. Yeah, you did. I'd anyone who's questioning it this is supposed to be a sports show, Faron was in Townsville at the C thatways time. It's startuffs exactly So just calm down follow a blloke who as likeike would have it recently posted about where spices to do is shit. How did he describe it? I can't remember what he said? He had a funny way to describe. Soell you what number one won't be today. His way to describe it was top five worst places to release the chocolate hostage. Chocolate hostage is so good. That's so good. So his top five were number five Portaloo. The horrble fucking bad. That know Ian Clutz's done a couple of b. one hundred percent. I used to start every day by taking your shit in the portal. No. Dude, in summer, that is my worst night I would actually just wait at home until I needed I couldn't go to side and just have to do that. So didid you not hate it so much? Well, because I'd try and shit at home as well. could And then but you know how You get to places and once you're familiar with that, you just you get used to it. You get used to shitting. Yeah. That was part of my routine. Oh yeah. Yeah. I'll just go in and see And so you got used to the portal load I wouldn't tell I got used to it, but my body thought I did. Yeah, your body was like,, we're hidd ne inar portalu. Yeah W Fi connected, so The best was when you went to a site where there was actual toilets. Yeah. So we had the same experience, but instead of the portalu I had the heated seat per day. I had a heated seat as well Heated from b. Heated from the blat before you. from fucking Bob who's had fucking b Bob's that a pack of Darriess I dareice I dare ice coffee and a traveler. That And a couple of enhancers as well. So that's number five is Portaloo. Number four is a girl's house you just started dating. Yeah One of the worst feelings of the world is when you start seeing someone and you go around to their or you're within their company and you hold ono your farts Oh. And then once they realizeed Caitln, who you are They go who like what where does this come from? And now I'm just like an absolute fuck. Yeah. It is never anything. Carbon emissions machine bro All I do is fight, fight and fight no matter what. Carbon emissions mission. Yeah. The next one number three is school And when you're at school and you have to. And then in this video he talks about like bugs would be fucking kicking on the door. Yeah fucking who's in there. shitting Yeah I've said this before on the potty, but I actually quite enjoyed shitting at school. Really? Because me and my mate, Sammy used to meet each other after school in the gym toilets and do battle shits next to each other. What everyvery afternoon I would just like the noises, he'd just be laughing and I'd laugh back in and the Do our business and, wash our hands and say I'll see you tomorrow. Sometimes tomorrow. I was a barder for a bit as well, so I really had no choice, butition in school, but the dorms is a little bit different to this. Yeah It's like a house. Yeah, exactly. ye Actually, my tactic was when I was in school. If you're needed this shit, wait until class, putut your hand up and go the toallilet. Yeah forree no one around. fififteen minutes, Yeahah. It' be back a half an hour. Yeah. D't wait up sort of thing Yeah. I'll see into class, brother. Yeah ye. that's a smart play. That's a smart play, mate. Next one number two was a survey. Oh that's great. I recog he's done a survey. He's w in a couple of weeks. Yeah. It was surveo I where were That would be its fuck Yeah out the back of Tad link. Do you guys sort of near Brassel Yeah. Yeah, I don't know what the survever was but it was a fact. That's a t. It was very very t. And then a girl walked in afterwards and just Oh no It was a like a unisex unx they're the worst. I know some BPs have like a male and female. That's not good. I reckon I reckon some shielders do a big bigger damage than what W do was like one hundred percent. I know about that And then number one was a pubble club. Yeah. You got it I reckon the worst. actually my shit up here on Saturday norning, actually I mean that was a private function though it's not as bad here at a private Later in the noright. did you feel pretty bad night? I wouldn't say late, but it was later. So the worst thing about the toilet up here is function roomor is quite small. and if someone's fucking dropping a bomb, like someone that we know which we won't mention. Let's go phot. They're not you, the photo Remember a photo you se? Yeah. It's the shoeless photo. Mount the crd. Yeah yeah, yeah. Mount. Do you guys his viking helmet on Do you guys remember where the worst shit you've ever taken is So I've got a couple that standout. First of all, splendor in the splendor I know in the to compompost toilet drop toilets by the The last day of splendor because they don't empty the rific. And easily the worst I've ever done and I didn't actually even do a shit was during my one hundred K run, I got the croookest gusts ever that I had to try and shit in the bush and I couldn't have on. And I was just like squatting in Waist high grass in the bush trying to shit. and I couldn' have done it. Oh's I wasinking alnativees that's. I already know what my best The best place to take a shit in Australia is the disabled toilet of the Evon Park shopping complex't In between Zombrero and Grill. What So that's a public toilet. It's better than your own toilet. Yeah that's crazy. There's a draft of wind comes through and it tickles your nuts when you're sitting there's farked. We've all got to go try out one It's fking awes to back to back. We'll do the do the bidet into that into that comppared to. You don't even have to sit. You have to sit there and just's knock good. Fe it all going on your nuts. That's horrible. I don't whats shit, I'm trying to think what I don't want to had a gone a golf course in the busush. Yeah, that's tough. That wasn't aw. How' you wipe 'use I was my bark off trees. I had my little towel on my golf bag Did you just throw that Yeah delete it? That's what I was gonna do. It actually wasn't bad. was I was like curled over in physical pain. So I was like, I need to just shit in the wood. and then I couldn't and I was like awesome. This is c. And then I got to a fucking shit like ten minutes later and just destroy it. Yeah. But I was like, why couldn't I have done that ten minutes that when was'tit Yeah it was horrible. Horrible, horrible horrible. Fantastic. Anyay, I to the sports cod. S sports cod is so good. Speaking of shitting and shoitting the bed and yeah, just being shit in general, Ben Stukess hanging out the gloves And the English cricket team in general, man. They lost to the New Zealand twos Unlucky. To to see it. T see it. T I'm more awwkward amount of content put out by a sporting team in your life The video of him awkwardly clearly He's been pushed off the it's like if you don't jump, we'll fucking shove you Yeah. But like not with a poll with the force of ten people Yeah. We will shove you off the edge. Yeah. He clearly didn't want to go and everything else he said afterwards is bullshit. but Just in the change rooms, doing it before going out. Crazy time to So fucked. Our good friends, well, I say good friends, we just really like what they do. We've never met them, but the G Cricketer boys. friends. L ye. I'd love them to be able. me and Ronaldo being good friends. They're our Yeah. Yeah have my good friend Chrisian over. Yeah. I've got TGC tatted on my leg We would like them to be good friends, but Clt and I were just watching a bit of their content before you got here It was like Ben Stokes announced at an innings break or whatever that he was retiring, came back outstanding ovation got one wicket standing ovation as they were they bowled New Zealand out went off standing ovation, pushed the opener out of the way so he could open walked out standing ovation, made thirty, walked off standing ovation. they got pump by New Zealand. So he's like led his team to like a world record los and got six standing ovations. Oh fuck. It's tough good.'ust ridiculous classic England cricket It's it's like They're talking about how he's been such a good captain and so courageous and blah blah blah. What's he fucking want? Nothing. Like they've actually done nothing. He's been like I also don't like Ben Stokes when he's on is impossible to get out. Yeah, great cricketer. I'm not taking that at. But any other top I think he's mediocre. Yeah, okay. that's' fair. Like I think way better than me. Yeah yeah. but when he's st's up, he's been fucking awesome. But you're getting you're eer getting like Thirty runs in a brain fade Or one hundred and fifty runs and one of the greatest innings ever put together. I feel like in the Ashes when was that end of last year? Yeah. Was it this year or last year? O Over in England or you know here here. Yeah. He just like kind of stuck around. That was his biggest thing was they would be getting pounded and he'd just stick around for like thirty off one hundred balls. Yeah. And like that was pretty good. Yeah. And then they would lose by an innings It's It's funny, how they're trying to spin it as well that like because obviously he's been done for being out on the piss and like getting in a fight and stuff. Oh allow it. Like ye, you know what? I fucking respect that. Aarently the bl like he punch was calling someone gay or something like that. Like was being homophobic and he just punched g. I'm like ye Yeahah I back that. Yeah. It's not a bad exit then. Yeah ye. But For them to say, oh, it's got nothing to do with the alcoholism and stuff after saying that they think he should stand down it's just fuck Sorry, I must also what I was talking about with the homophobic thing that was the one ages ago, notot the most recent one. I don't know what the fuck happened there. but yeah, right. It wasn't the latest time. Yeah ye. Yeah, look, I'm happy to see him roll off into the sunset I just hope we never hear about moral victories and shit again. Yeah. The only thing that would make it sweeter is if they were coming back to Australia now to just get pumped again but like No, you know, it would be that be this way for him to go out see if he got caught sandpapering a ball be they could finally fucking stop giving it to us. That is if I could pick just please just cheat in one game So then we can't have to copy it every fucking game. Your turn, please That be well that bad that cheating would not help them. Yeah That's why they had alarming. They're still getting dusted, wouldn't they? That surely Ben after everything in Australia's done for you, mate, you could just do a favor and just rub a bit of sandbaper. Just a bit of sam. Do you reckon he has a bit of Stuart brought about him and he might actually be like semi liked by the public over here. Yeah, maybe post career. Yeah. I feel like we be care We get along with pals well, you know what I mean? He's not a pal, he's a keywek. Yeah, that's true. Which we get along Kywes. whichich we do get along with Kyweord. We get along with pretty much every. We do. Yeah Is there any sort of N not Americans. Yeah, that's true. Fuck them, fuck them. Yeah. L almost I don't mind the Yanks. They're fucking they're a quirky bunch. get p like it. If you're ranking people you wantan to have a beer with, Yanks top. Like if you had if you had a Aussie, a keiw, a palm and a Yank having a beers having a beers together Everyone's ganging up on the Yank. Yeah. a hundred percentross in him. Throw an Irish person in there. Yeah, they're getting on that team as well. Yeah one hundred percent. Yeah. I used to I used to like just hate. Do know the person who changed my opinion on English people was literally Mattty Berbig. Yeah. When he came over for the budgie smuggler stuff, I was like, o I don't have to deal with one of these fucking pommmies for a whole wee shit. Oh just in sport. It's when your versseim exactly despise. I think the problem was is that my whole perception of English people has been perceived by Geordy Shaw. amazer instig We were fucking gaz. Yeah. That's a terrible way. Go out with the boys. A whole nationality. See, if we can get someone on a mad bench, that's f. Yes, that's basically what I thought of Yeah boms. Yeah, fair enough. You could go the furthest thing away. You could almost say that Bensts doesn't get a Josh I don't think he gets it. Someone who does get it A collective of people the state of Queensland. Yes, they do. We don't wantan to harp on about this every week, but seven and eleven have asked us why Queensland do get it. So I guess we'll you know fulfill our paid sponsor requirements. I don't know if you saw the what went on at I'm confused where it was now because we're talking pre podcast about Berberergen. I think it was in Rockhampton. I was gonna say toas We haven't even spoken about this and I know exactly what you're saying. Yeah. It was QRL up there, just In the middle of a paddock, just getting around each other with fantastic meal, good Queensland music. I don't even know what it was, but I know that. I wanted to be there. I wanted to tell it exuded understanding. It was so cool. It was. It looks amazing. And it's getting us excited for next Wednesday. 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What should you really care about in your job as technology is changing so quickly? Is it just going be about machines, talking to other machines? I mean, should you quit your job and start something on your own? What would that take? What does success and risk look like when we're all at the starting gate together? These are the questions we answer each week on leade humuman with Jack Myers and Tim Spenangler Join us each week and subscribe at your favorite podcast platform and YouTube We'll tell stories We'll hear from some of the best and we'll try to figure this out together Something else I forgot about Thereay puppy. gettingetting left hanging by Oh Jooy' Pges. Have a That was so funny. That was so funny. Also I thought he did it. He did say he didn't read it though. We obviously didn't We didn't have the update on him. I taged him on that video, I was like, Hey Matt, you've cut me deep here. The funniest thing I told God to you about this so for people listening, we did this show last Wednesday night and then Faron and I went to the boxing and on the show you were like I'm going Liam Paro and I can't remember the other favorite you took Dpsi Mcain. Demp McCain He one. Yeah, you had those two and you're like and I just think in the two horse race between bigig Nelson and George, that six dollars is way over Neither of them can fight that much. but I'm back in this multi. Genuinely three seconds into the George Burges fight Farris goes Oh my multty cash up I saw him throw one pant I went off Cash out Everyone's like quiet watching Oh fuck! I forgot this guy f. It was like three seconds ago I was trying to cash out. I saw him throw one hook I went on. look at sport wear att the start I was like, e and then it just goes quiet and then you see a friend go Oh fuck It was so bad. I mean, he did also get injured like in the first place Yeah That might have even was. O through u everyvery single favorite on that card into a multi ot a hectic price of three seventeen. There you go. But it fucking saluted. Oh b. It fucking saluted. I would have. booxing' like that. You generally, you go like a I mean it is.ike it's true. But I'm all about value. We know this. We know this, Bent with your heart, That's what I'm all about. Now with your head, your head get in trouble just as much as you are. You as well go down swinging You may as well just you may well Yeah, exactly like George Burges. You as well go down on forty dollar odds. You might not get a good career down on dollar twenty os. You know what I mean? many what you have six fights How many three dollar odds? It was like eight fights in the end. See this is what I mean. One of them could have fuckure. and you would have gone down, they didn't, but they did f you. They fed fuck. Yeah. My the favorite part about the box was you not getting a photo with the Veronicas? I was too scared. I was too nervous. What I even asked Azy to ask and he tried. No, he asked m. To be fair, he asked his mate. Yeah So this would happen right. Tell me what you would do in this situation Rrought We we're there Vonica's are like two rowshind us. I'm like fuckking I to get a photo. He's like w There's a likeook that I know who's there, who knows somebody who's with them So I say to him Can you ask your mate if I can get a photo with the Veroniicers? And he's like, yeah, no worries. This is what happens, right? He He asks his mate. his mate goes. Oh if he wants a photo, he can ask her B So what would you do? in that situation would can't fuck up I'm not gonna ask. My favorite part though is when I guess we're leaving and said goodbye to your mate. Yeah I'm screaming at himagine. Tell him I want a photo. He's just not there, nothing. Preend I wasn't there. they walk off and he turnes around to f and he goes, missed your chance. Yeah, that was cute. That's so wankerish from the other b. Yeah, that's what I think He I tells mes guys. What it tells me is he doesn't know him that much Natan. I. He just doesn't know him that well. I like he's jealous I don't know, whyy you wouldn't just go how you can get this photo of this guy He goes off, he wants aoto. He can ask himself. And I was like, I'm not doing that now. itounds awkward. No it's weird. Yeah. You can't be like third three removed asking for a photo. Yeah. asked Azy to ask your friend to ask Yeah he said said ye Yeah. Yeah, no thanks I don't really like Veronica. I I' really like getting photos with the celebrities. I think I told you the only reason I got a photo was Tosas and Fury is becausecause I was already talking to Joseph Parker and I asked Joseph Parker to ask Tas and Fury if fucking get a photo. Yeah. So if you hadnt got a photo with the Veronicas at the boxing, would you have put the fistter? Yeahep. You have to. Would you have think they would have as well Do you I getting your fist up? Can I do this? Yeah. one hundred percent doesn't matter if you're gonna to follow the fucking nana at a boxing event, you got to do this. You and your Nana dec I love doing the ps. That's right.. We should bring it back into just normal secul. Yeahah, just in the streets. Yeah. a foot was just a red. This not a footy game. Yeah. That wouldd be cool. It's tough Oh God that to that from a two hundred. M me laugh. Yeahah, just bring that back. Yeah you should. Now you got to have your hand placement' wrong. It's got to be across your chest th. Yeah. Also big news, we haven't confirmed because we haven't asked the powers to be a catchion, but we might record this show next week after the origin game. After we've had the four hundred That seven wet concern. That was not good. Jesus That's really concern. That is not good news N reallyer here. M on the footy front Dan Marin is back this week, which is huge. Our thoughts are with Corey Jenson who I'm pretty sure has been ruled out for the season. but he's had to be on blood thinners which for him Hopefully he's going al right. S sounds like he's g oas at training and stuff whichich is good. Broncos continue to be just be really shit the annoying You know the annoying thing about the Bronx S gam on the weekend was? Well If we were coming like sixth And played that game against the roosters and lost like that. you'd be like, Yeahah, isolated.' it wasn't a bad performance. I agree. O I think you're lucky it wasn't worse because the roosters couldn't fucking catch a ball bro. Yeah, I know. I reckon they blew five lot of dro. it should have been like I wr eight cluts Yeah one I'm sorry to fall out. We lost like a hundred games in a row. Get off our fucking back The storm fucking last two. I I grilled Yeah for what of Exactly. I couldn't know either so I just I just cooked it myself. That's the real tragedy. Yeah you're cooking your own grill at the moment. I' you know what through it. I heard that if you sign up for the grilled thing on Monday, you can just pick a winning team and you get the voucher for that day And I was considering just making a new email address. It would have been Well youve got ts do it all every time. Yeah. yeah. that into the kicket forward booy, isn' this gameboy I. Fuckking I? I always tell everybody but're using it doing it yourself. Yeah, that's true. It wasn't too much. I didn't really take much nototice a footy on the weekend? No I a weeake up. Broncco' are suckking so I'm kind of over it. Until origin rolls around then I'm back into it. Yeah. so you got like one ball week of enjoying footy there. Yeah. We've we've put the call out out Well, actually it'll be going out This week for Alfie to come and open Alfie's table officially after the game. A he's had two thousand beers. Yeah. I love that. Collectively between the three of us and Alfie Lang, how many beers Dreon will have on Wednesday? So many beers. There might not be enough beers. Infin love run out of beers. Brisbane will run out of beers. If If all goes to plan Wednesday, we're going to need you to do a video saying We've got a serious problem because we've just had infinity, is and I'm worry there's none left forone left But me us two and us three and our three. have just had every beer every be. We drank every beer That' say suck shit. All of them havey guys. I know's like you'll citen you're waking up to the sad news that there's no more beers in. It'. We've drraanked all of them. Yeah. We had try to get them shifted up from the Gulf coast. They're gone Yeah gone. Anywhere within like fifty k radius the cas All no beers left. So sorry. I'll put my hand up for that one. Well Well I'll have to make a call to all the breweries around the place. Yeah they got to Breom more beers. Yeah Yeah bar be. If you're listening Yeah. If you've actually got an in wayay with any brewery just Snd him this and guy Alby. when's your next supplily coming over because we need more. We're actually every sing can be a company We need morebies. We need moreies Rugby Lake, whoa I' say I haven't really taken notice of it this way, true One thing I did take notice of I've like to apply a little clip And it blows my mind about who this person is and who they know. It's an American person And there's a guy that he knows over in our great sport. and I just think it's the greatest thing ever. So it's about a two minute clip. This is on Triple and Breakfast with B Ryan and Aron Woods, but listenen to this. I think I've seen this. Be killful m All I was doing was raising awareness. Jackass stars Johnny Koxville and Chris Ponti' partyway. Yeah a party. a radio station recently in the UK promoting their last ever movie, Jackass Best at Last. Now on the radio show they're asked with the current FIFA World Cup that's going on right now. What would they be red carded for? Are doing the old John Hapawade? Yes, the John Haw. You as a rugby player from Australia and he was eventually banned from the sport for constantly f Dudes, end in the game. That's good. A pile of dudes. He would just run up behind them and give him the old one too. That's a recost. That's a. I got to meet him once and I never get Star Struck My God, it's Hopaw That's crazy Star Struck. see know what we do here we go straight to the source and we've got him live now. O man, John Hopaw. Johnny. Yeahop Johny Knoxell was s here before that he's met you before. Where did you meet Big Johnny Knoxillell at And in the cross he rang up he got hold of John Braam . That's so good. That is ins label was on the said the only reason why he did it was because prostate cancer is one of the biggest killers in life. what he check on people a I've always he's good blke Johnny Knosfield good star strike by a guy that fingers people' ar in Rgby League games. That's insane. It doesn't get more Australia than that. insaneude if I was recognized by a jackass meber Id literally See later, I'm done. it's been a good time.. I'll sail off anything set. I'm s got got chits all the time.. Yeah hard on that podcast. Yeah. It's Captain Rip ass. Yeah. That's. And I'm excited for the Jacklass movie. Remember we were in S? And we just like had nothing on. We're staying in this L in small little hotel I'm sharing a bed I'm like, let's just see what's on the TV. and Jack asked was it four?? Yeah, I think No. Jack asked three point five thuhing so I think on we might fall slate where they're just Like just screaming Forgot how good it was. I watched that when I was so young that like you forget it's so long ago we're gonna to go through a big jackass being j. Yeah We should do a marathon. like start at the very get all the fucking Iice have the David eights and all the episodes and shits. You know what I respect the most out of them is like they're in their like fifties now. Yeah They still do stuff. They sure they've qu Yeah they're doing crazy shit. But now it's a lot of itss stuff where they can't break bones now, which is good, but it's still like pain or like smells and There's one that I saw the other day. they had like a giant like gun And it wasn't like a gun but it shot like pellets and shit and they were dressed up as saafari poachers. And then they had all the fat guys painted like elephants. He just shot them with like rubber balls and shit. And they're all getting fucked up and the producers just like, no, they can do one more. And then they're like, let's get Jeff And they end up getting the producer imagine being him you'd think getting into that, Yeah, you'd be sweay because I'm the producer. Yeah. Now fuck that. fuck that. Cameras are rolling, baby. Let's get a buck that. I'm excited for the Jack out. same here. Do we have much else, Faron? I know you've got a new segment that you want to debut But did anyone have anything else before we get into that? I know whereere Clutsy doesn't know how hot water bottle is and Ben Stokes is an idiot We leared a couple of things from soccer, but if you want to do your segment first or what do soccer? Well we want do to do tips Yeah. We're do do tips at the end so we can do your thing before. This Bleacher report article, Bleacer repeport's one of my favorite apps. It's real good for American sports articles and whatnot. This article pops up today And France bait some fucking country today in in the round of thirty two And Ba's going off The article raids And Baet and France matched the Jets twenty twenty five win total at Met Life Stadium during World Cup run. Now the jets are just so shit. They've always been shit And all this luck all I didn't know that France played like They're four games so far there. I was like, hang on, the Jets didn't really win much, did they? France had played two games there and won two games The Jets would have played eight or nine games this year and one zero. D didn't get caught That's insane. I think they won two games there.'s tough. And then Furthermore, they just keep going Um down the article and just listing different statistics to like really show how bad the jets are because it's an American based Yeah a reporter. It said Ebapo has four goals in two wins at Metlife The Jets only have one skill position play us that's running back tight end or wide recever with more than four touchdowns across the entirety of twenty twenty five. They' running back Bce Hall had five. So literally And Bab in soccer, which I think it's very hard to score a goal. Yeah has four goals That's two games there and they just Ke keep ripping on the jets gotta be tough. Just piling on the jets. I was like far like their rival to the parts. Yeah. It's not a good rival, but their rival nonetheless. Yeah. Just getting piled on They're puled on again is just insane. Crazy.. Those are some stats. Yeah they are. yeah. It alsoso you can fuck off. Yeah Now, if you said that like, you'd be Greg Carter from this podcast. haveave you saying that? Did we talk about that last one we did'? I don't think so Some guy today in Was it Mexico, Ecuador or something? An Ecuadorian, I believe started swearing and he covered his mouth Apparently if you cover your mouth it's a red card card Really It's a red card becausecause you're not allowed to swear profanity. So just assuming that they're using profanity. What the fuck? So they're already losing two nill and then old mate just fucking covers his mouth. And only got a red card for a red card? Jesus Ch. card. There was in one other instance of it earlier in the comp try I think it was Insan thing dude, it's coming into club you I say imagine in the NRL c they'd be fucking three verse four. Oh yeah. Well just comes to a covenant m now, Yeah Yeah. yeah,. I get a warning coant now. I forget about it everyw way. I get a warning every way et up and basash your c'. Oh o, sorry, man. Yeah's not bad. One of the boys in third grade got yellow carted two weeks ago for saying Cnt or fuck or something. That's Really? Beause they're trying to say they're trying to get rid of abuse directed towards referees. so they're just doing a flat ban on swearing. All. That's completely different. Exactly. That's so. It sucks When you jeed up in a game of fifth grade football, what else you meanant? That's like saying we're we're gonna really crack down on high contact. So we're just going to not play tackle anymore Yeah, that's what it's red it forever. You red it. The other thing I saw today LeBron James. Oh ye. moving on from the late Yes., I think he's been calledught into the bllue squad What's he going to do there? The same thing as you doing for Lakers, nothing. Pretty crazy. he's still going. He's going again next year Yeah saw that I saw Dan does's footy talking about Bry just retire. Yeah. What do you feel When you do more money though. Yeah, that's probably what it is. A couple of things he did. Yeah. He u He waited until his son's contract was fully guaranteed. saw that. So he gets his two point one mill. That I'm pretty sure his son willll be fine because Dad can just lend you, I don't know, a billion dollars. Yeah So how much is he sound's contract s two point one million like which is nothing Like per year or for the whole contract. I think that's just what he's contract. I don't know how long it is. But the other thing, like they reckon he's gonna go to Golden State, which I kind of think it'd be cool to see him and Steph play together imagine while we're in San Fran. Yeah. That's what I That's what I'm thinking. It'd be pretty cool But the thing is he's got to move. That's what I'd be thinking.'s like he lives in L.A obviously Yeah. He's going gonna have to like, move up to Sre and ask I don't think he I don't think he would have to move because like play that often Yeah, he probably does fve every day. It's like six hours drive. I've been checking recently. but Lebron's not driving six h. that's what I mean. If it's six hour drive's hour jet helicopter But like you're constantly moving around the place. So he probably wouldn't even be at home mostly. Yeah true. But the craziest thing it's coming from This chatatter that the NBA wants to potentially retire the number twenty three for Shane Bourne, obviously. Yeah for Shananke Keith. Yeah. So that no one else can take away Shane Keith number in the NBA.. I was saying to clutstyy though. immagine being some like young up and comer LeBron retires, you know, Jordan had it. then LeBron had it. He retires Yeah come through I might I might go the twenty three twenty three B come on A apparently there's a couple of guys you fuck him have it fuck off Are you saying required in the whole NBA What was that? The NBA iss going retire it or the entire NBA wants to potentially retire the number twenty three. That's that no organization can ever. Have the twenty three worn. Well I'd also say fuck that just put it on. Yeah. I agree. just just getting a NL player an old NFL player talking about this and he was like number eighty eight or whatever. I can't remember who it was. It was the guy that's in longongest yard. He's an for player Adam Sandler that's for NFL player Yeah running back. And he's talking about he's like, I prefer they keep my name. keep keep my number because ye when someone plays good in my jersey, everyone said, o, it's just like me Yeah. But when he plays bad, they're like he's nothing like Yeah boy exact. It's like either way, they're comparing it My name Yeah stays relevant. You That so. Yeah, that's a very good call. How would you feel about someone donning the twenty three as a cricketer? Like imagine a young leg spin com through stuff for? Eespecially if you've going leggies. Yeah. You have to be probably a fucking car. You need to be good. You'd have to be smoking darts as. Yeah Yeahah, a hundred percent. You gott to one got this. We want you to be warny Yeah. I feel like to be wantning. Yeah I feel like we'll never see dart smoking beer drinking cricketers again. like proper de genererate cricketers again. They're all vegetarians and don't drink peer. I been behind closed doors there be But Trav's up there Yeah, he's there There's a few boys there that are still, you know, but You're not going say someone's sitting on the deck having a d. C can't tell me Steve Smith smashes piece Not a chance. Not a ch I don't know. No, I don't reckon. He have a couple of red wines. Yeah and go, o, my woop's gonna hate me ever have another one. Yeah. There's no why he's just absolutely just pounding bees. Tbe's the last one F everything. Yeah. I'm trying to think Mitch Marsh, He'd pound is He'd have a kid Pbe. If you have a kid who's a cricket prodigy or you know someone just f just start getting start training him when he blves. Yeah. I can't help him with the darryes, but I can help him with the p. Yeah. Darry' optional as well. I'd think a good option, but you don't have to. Yeah be good. That can be fact, wouldn't it The cricketets can't vaping because they gotta be d. Oh no vaping. Imagine how crazy that wouldll be just if they cut up to the like not you know, the dressing sheds in the cricket, but like you know, they all sit on like the balcony. Yeah and someone's just suckking on a strawberry vape I guesss probably a prorocile That's not. That's not o. That is not on. Winie blues or nothing. Yeah. All reds if you want. Oh real hardds. Yeah That's not bad. Reach out Winfld, big sponsorship. Good collaboration. I'll smoke inside for He's a sponsor of the rugby League. So you for you guys Yeah. If it's a big enough bag, I'll smoke up. Yeah Yeah. If the money's right, we'll do anything exactly. Do you want to introduce us to your new segment pham before we get? Yeah So my new segment first one I mean, I've done a few unoicial ones Yeah every week. It's nice to tie it up and It's nice to wrap it up a little by but the new segment's going to be called Listen to your Heart because it comes with a good A good theme song you think. Well it's basically about reason. That's the It's the only reason actually. And as we know as we know I like to have bet with my heart and not my head respibly of course. O obviously responsibly, this segments can be because I love big gods. This is what we're talking about before. I'm all about life changing odds. If I'm not if this bet's not going to change my life, I don't want to know about it. So I'm all about the big gods. No good at getting on favorites. I love ruffies. I go to the races, Ruffies all day. thirty dollars shots. forty dollars shots L you know I mean, you might go four or five race days in a ride no wins, but then you'll go to someone's bucks party You know, in November, fucking and you'll just throw fifty bucks on some absolute donkey and you're up two thousand dollars and that's the best day. people talk about for six month. and you don't you don't give a fuck that, you know you ten bucks. You're down three grand over the course of the last five raceays, but it doesn't matter. because now you got two thousand dollars kitty and it's the best day of your life. So this segment is all about betting with your heart and not your head So Obviously, there's only this week I've only got two I've only got two legs in it too. That's a little two leg multty and you already know that Bronc' is going be in it because that's how I operate That's just a They're coming back. So this week, we're going to go Broncos thirteen plus paying six dollars fifty. Huge. six dollars fifty, thirteen plus. It's anyone's game S sharks have got a few bucks out, Broncos have you'got a few bucks out. We're not playing with the pressure of trying to make finals now It's the craz thing is I don't have it. We're having a good time. I don't hate it I't have it either. We just h it Now the Broncers just h have a good time Dean Marin is back. Dean Marin is back. I reckon I think like shharks were going on a good run lost last week Bronx Yeahah, Bronx had lost seven in a row. but that's got to change. statistically that's Statistically they're due. Yeah. The dragons won a game. You flip a coin seven times in a row and it's heads You do it Tiles. Yeah. That's basically where I'm coming from. six dollars fifty, thirteen plus I think you're making money there And then and then the next bet is soccers to qualify for the next round. So the wording on that is important because if you just go to win, it means if they win in penalties whatever doesn't count. They've got to win in ninety minutes. Yeah. I'm just putting on them to get through. So it could be penalties, extra time, whatever. That two dollars fifteen wipes out Egypt. Yeah. And that's two dollars fifteen odds. Yeah o. So for us just to get through he put them together You're looking at thirteen ninety seven odds I don't for a two leg. It's going to be so funny after all the fucking sh Malties you've spooked on this podcast. if the first one you officially have is the segment gets up, we will not hear the end of it. You will not hit the end of it. You know one if one leg gets up, you don exactly. Yeah, Jeez we're close We're halfay there. Yeah The Aussies drew, but the problem is you're beaten by seventy three points.uck we're close Oh God, Don't Ronos please if any Ronos hear this please don't. sure they're all listen. I'm sure they're all everyone's listening. Yeah,'re all the boys listening the boys' good luck this weekend. I've got money on news you just heard exxactly right. Yeah, so that's we're at. Okay, lovely stuff. We'll get into our tips before we get out of here. First g of the around Friday, the third of July. No Thursday footy is there WNRL or origin on. No, it's just a fucking shorten round. Oh it's a by round, okay. Shad out James Graham. Panthers Rabbit' C Bank in Sydney. What are we thinking? U lookook, because the Panthers have been stinking it up so much, they actually haven't lost that many people for origin M Which means they're actually not as light on people as what I thought they would be S, I got a good team e. You know who else has a good team? The fucking bunnies. Yeah Yeah, I'm going go I just saw Lindseay Smith and thought I cut back against him so I'm going to go Panthers. Yeah, o it's fair. Playing lock this week as well. put him in for a try score to be about fucking eight bucks. There you go M. U Fuck is a toughy bro. I I'm going to go to P panthers because they're not to lose three in a row. Yeah. When's the last time they lost three in a row Mm Couldn'tt tell you. Couldn't tell y you. Don't really I'm gonna to go panthers as well I dont think they'll lose three in a r. No, neither. Moving on to Saturday, the absolute blockbuster of the round five hundred and thirty Dragons West Tigers in Kogura. C A the Tigers? All got Lue eyes out. whichich means I'll bet that was at the Broncos last year is in. U Jock Madden. Jock Madden, yeah took me a long time to run And he's fucking not bad. He is good. I'll back the tigers off the back of Josh Madam. Best thing about this game is no no one playing origin, so it's two full strength things But bet you love that. That's so good. Yeah tarers Not confidently, but we like. No. seven thirty five Broncco Shark Suncorp Stadium Brco Ohice. I'm sorry, I' got to go to the shark. I'm pretty sure pretty sure Nico is back as well. is back me back He's got wet hair. I'm going Bronco. Bronkco' by a million. Yeah me so Broncoo is by infinity. Sunday, fififth of July, Eels, seagulls, another game I do not give a uck. I'll be going on the sea. I'll be go on the seag was fucky poods. Yeah. Tommy Turbo definitely Baken all time record of fucking I reckon this guy. What do you mean? He's just gonnaly run around everyone, I reckon. Yep

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