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The king of the Malty King of the ball here Ten way, puppy, Fari, how are you mate? Geez, I'm bloody good mate. It's great to be here. Dude, I nearly forgot to speak then at the start. Yeah. When you said your bit, I was like, Oh, fuck that's me. That's all right. That's where my head's been an interesting day. It's what happens about three quarters of a beer. Yeah, that's it. It's a pite mate. Come on, come me soon. I'm only a little fella. This is a medium. That's true Quick one for the audience, when's the last time you bore a medium? At what ages do you need to step into large? Primary school . Me ? Yeah, you. Well, I graduated to men's clothes when I was eleven. We're ten years ago. From women in school. From here Yeah . Cartiest scared to eleven . Yeah . I had to go to the men's 'cause I could hold my teeth a bit better . Heavy faceting said a bra would be suitable . Yeah. Yeah , yeah. No, it was a lot t tighteright morely compared to sorry. That's all right. You haven't graduated to men's yet then . No, yeah. I'm looking forward to the day I get an X on anything. Yeah . Excess. Yeah, excess dude. It's pants and shorts. If I got the actual size that fit my waist, they like don't fit me anywhere. Like I could wear a thirty around the waist, but they'd be like painted on my fucking fat arm. So I usually go thirty two just to be safe. That's so funny. Yeah . Fuck. Yeah. I don't have a weight so thirty six is like a fucking cook can. Yeah. It's like tube . It's like a tubular body. Yes. Fuck was built. I can't say problem at all. If everything was built like a coat can I be called the girthmaster . Shout out to one of those little soy sauce It's another two hundred fifty real quick to go . It's your girlfaster but it's just in relation to your body. It's not your dick Not good sport actually not a girlfriend master because it's gotten too big. Yeah. Too big. Yeah. We actually yeah, we're talking about proportion. Yesterday's podcast. The Diary of the CEO podcast, I don't know if you've ever seen or heard that. That's very like serious, you know, very different to this podcast. He left me with the wine thing. Yeah. Yeah, what was that about again? I hope what he had of wines in was like for three days. Yeah, he's like, I had three glass of wine and that ruined me for three days. But he added something chicken, who's like a sex expert and she was talking about a device that can help grow your penis b up toar two centimeters. Really? So we're going to invest a shit like double it. You double it . Well , that's crazy . That's pretty good. Advertising formation shouldn't have said two centimeters should just say double it. Yeah, double it . We'll get you one. We're gonna buy something. We'll get you one. Thank you. I appreciate it. Yeah, that's a great office that we're sharing. We have to take turns. You only need it for thirty minutes at a time, apparently . Yeah, right. We can just pass it around. Yeah, okay, sweet. That's all we got time for. Yeah, thanks for listening. God I'd need it . Faron, you posted a video I think this morning about how this could potentially be the greatest week of sport of all time. I think it is. I think it could be. Well, we already bit we already had the socceries get up. Yeah, which was fucking how good victory just unbelievable. Can I just say how delusional are Turkish people ? Oh good with their players . The funniest thing was the next day the captain doubles down and go where we dominated the entire game. Yeah. Yeah. Why didn't you score a fucking goal? You fucking lost mate. Dominated to me is winning. Yeah. How many goals did you score? Zero. Zero. Shut the fuck up. Zero. So also have you seen the controversy around old mate doing these little Yeah, I was gonna bring that up the video ref from Melbourne who little dude apparently that 's white supremacy. Yeah, white supremacy. Yeah, I don't know. Is he mean like that though? That's the one we get to punch the drum. That's what I was gonna say, don't clip this up even on the editor but, if that's a white supremacy thing, we're all in a lot of trouble. We're gonna say every fucking teenage boy across Australia is a white supremacist. Dude, Charlie did it to me via text the other day. It's not even teenage boy. Brian. No, it's adults. No, yeah. I had no idea that that was its meaning. Neither did I? I thought it just meant if you look at it you get some punch in the arm, which he's got a lot of punches to dish out by that count . He's gone to watch forty event in the world . Yeah, he's going to be busy. He could just be about comfortably walk around and just punches everyone. And if they go, what are you talking about? Oh, sorry, giving me one back. Like, he wouldn't have to cop that many back. Now it's been all over the news and shit as well. Unbelievable. He can break a record for most like people here. Yeah . Millions. He could millions. Millions. How about the ref and the fucking soccer is game? The shoulder pads on the car? Oh man. What's that about? What the hell? Yeah, that was wild a. Will you know? What's thinking the same thing is like this. Did you see her what the fuck was I was on there? Watching the referento. It's like if a bloke built like me was to come and play Foodie with you put the pads on the neck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Or the baby shoulder pad literally in vibrant limitous wear. Yeah , it was weird. It was just so weird. It was like my mate said it was just all red and yellow cards. He just had them like they were disposable. Like what the thinking behind there is like you don't get your shoulders strapped for a fucking game so it's not possible. I couldn't tell you what it was honestly. I also don't think we're in the deck . He might have had he's worried about a shoulder injury. I'm not sure that crazy. There was some concern there with him. It was n't it wasn't normal. No, there was something going on. While we're on the soccer ruse, I just wanted to read out a status from a friend of mine. I think he listens to the pod as well. Joe Curtis. Cottie knows him. Yep . He's a massive soccer fan. And he posted this after the win against Turkey. Fun fact twenty one out of the twenty six players in this world cup squad he's talking about the soccer rules obviously were found, developed and given their professional break throughs by ALE clubs. So name a few that were mostly still running around at your local grounds a year ago. Beach still plays for Melbourne City . Iracunda is that his name? Yeah. Is it Watford via Adelaide United? Yeah. Metcarf is at Saint Paulie via Melbourne City . Okin Enskler still plays for Sydney FC. Boss is a is that some fucking club via Melbourne City, blahah blah blah bl bl ah. Never let anyone tell you your local league doesn't matter or isn't good. It is the lifeblood of the foundation and the literal DNA of the Sopharoos. From our local stadium straight to the radar of Barcelona and whipping turkey on the biggest stage on the planet. Watch the A League. It's all right. It's right there in front of you if you're willing to look, which I thought was great. That's pretty cool. Selling like these sort of events drive home to me like we have such a we're a nation of me twenty seven million people and we're just fucking doing the damn ation I thought were like twenty four. No, we're used to be twenty six point five we got three more. I just noticed there was a there was a comment on the poster watch I've clicked of you. It's by Joe Curtis, the author. Yeah. Oh yeah, and guess where Papa got his coaching start? You guessed it. Turkey got dog walked by the Asuzu Ute A League. He has not missed. That's awesome . Yeah, twenty seven point seven million people at the moment, approximately in Australia. That's shock. Like Turkey, I don't know what other sports they're good at, maybe European hand le or something like that. But I'll tell you fuck good at soccer. Yeah, nothing. It's tough to beat a country that's built on Kant though, isn't it? Like us? It is just a wallabies there. We'd just give you just been anything a red ox craft. Yeah, I reckon. Exactly. The Olympics. Fuckin' I love it. Winter Olympics. We have no business winning gold medal But we fucking do. Exactly. No business. Ever been to fucking threadbows? Yeah I'm in a Falls Creek, if she half the spirit . An estimation on the Turkish population. How many ? How many do we have? We have twenty seven point six they got less than us. It's not that big . Oh, maybe not. Surely they got more than like land sizes like pretty small isn't spring . Turkey is the eighteenth most populous country in the world. What the fuck? Accounts for one point one percent of the total global population. eighty seven point nine million people and you still can't beat this little fucking loser island in the middle of the ocean. Bro. We've been playing soccer for like twenty years. Yeah, we call it soccer. Yeah, we call it soccer. We weren't even ca theu rightght thing. Also when the turkey become, whatever the fuck they'll call 'em on Saturday, Sunday. Turkey . What's the fuck? I think it's just been probably racist. Same as Chechy Checkia. Yeah. Have you seen that? Maybe that's an ass thing yeah, yeah it might be there is some from the post the post we put out the other day, there was some I was loving the comments and the creative minds of some of the people from the comments that are from our post the other day. Rory our mate must have been having a couple. Yeah, anyway, just a large dawn of thanks all the trimming that's like there was a lot of that sort of stuff, you know? And the one with the old bat was like having a suck about losing. Yeah. I think the top comment I saw on that was like, all right, little bro, just put the kebab in the bag. Yeah . Like that's so good. Hilarious. But classic. We're onto the US five AM Saturday. Oh , it's gonna be great. I can't wait. Like obviously amazing to beat Turkey. Even though they're better than the US, I'd still rather beat the US up fucking comments that have all that's his name Grilla. Yeah. Hasn't even played for the national girl and heard of him. Is he married to Vinnie Grell? I don't know. He wouldn't want to be. I don't know if he grew up played for the soccer. Sorry . That's okay. Yeah. I've heard of him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Heard him. He was in like the golden era of like Lucas Neil, Timmy Kay , but I imagine they're not related. See, it's just I'll say this to Dar Americans are so like delusional . The only spores that they're good at are the ones that they only play American football they're good at American football that they're good at but other than that yeah but that's not really a sport that's like just being that's an individual fit like you fast you know, it was like they're different They're expected to be good at that because there's so fucking many of 'em over there. That's true. Like we did this months ago now, a couple of months ago, a couple of weeks on like that, but we did We didn't the best sporting nations buy like population aggregate per capita . And they don't even make like top ten or top fifteen. How did you how did you judge? I just off the dome. Just look it's also difficult inefficiently. Yeah, I've actually been traveling around the world recently just doing polls because it turns out if you only interview a hundred people then you can just times it by whatever the blood true . And actually everyone asked that Australia was the best I don't know. It's crazy. Yeah, no, that's fine. I'm fine up. Didn't leave Caxon Street. No , it was just me and Classy. Did you leave the street? It was magic around Sunday night . But yeah, I'll be up at five AM watching the fucking super dad's house watching it with him. Yeah, that's mad. That's mad. That's awesome. Alfred's apartment down the coast is doing a watch party. My brother's up from Sydney for the weekend. I think we're going to be down the coast. We might go watch there. So very excited. Yeah, nice. Very, very excited. The World Cup is fucking sick. So good. And the time difference at the moment is also good. It's almost always on. Yeah. I mean, tom theorrow there's a game at three AM I want to see my Lord and Savior Ronald play tomorrow. Are you Ronaldo Guy? I've renaldo Tatoo. Do you actually? Yeah, I made a video about it. Really? I just say the video. Tab Thi. What is it? It just says Ronaldo seven like a jersey, like what you would see on the back of a jersey? Yeah, yeah, with a seven underneath. Was that like lost a bit? Yeah, okay. But it was a bit that I wasn't upset about. Yeah, you're like, yeah, I'm hanging out. Someone debit me your tattoo from Prode, chilled out about a tattoo. Someone bit me. Is his face sign? And then I lost the bet, sorry. Isn't it his face? No, it's just the Ronaldo seven. 'Cause you know what a good bet would be that you gotta get the fucking Renaldo statue tagged on the I looked into this, but it was gonna cost a lot more money. Yeah, damn. The when I was seven was seven was like two hundred bucks. It'd be the face was like six hundred. It'd be quite funny to get like the Barcelona logo underneath it or something or like a messy fuck. That's a debt that I don't want to load. Yeah. Did I not that I'm a messy or Ronaldo guy, but when I was in Portugal, I bought a Portugal jersey and got Ronaldo seven on the bar. Yeah, that's pretty worn it. No. It's a medium. It doesn't fit you anymore. It is a medium. I'll have to bring it in. I don't even fucking know where the cunners. I might've thrown it out to be honest. Something else of the World Cup that's been absolutely rolling me is some of these countries Cabovert. Yeah, talk me through that. Cabo cartel, baby, they're fucking five hundred thousand strong coming in Brisbane. Yeah. Yesterday. Waking up from a p unting perspective and seeing a nill all draw when it was predicted at least four Nil. Yeah. Fine. All the games just play with draws, I think. Yeah . Not good for punt. Do you reckon there's like Spanish players who should be scared for their welfare when they return home after a new draw. American Cabalchara. I mean, it's not South America, but yeah, Cabalcha. Yeah . Yeah, it may as well be and sorry more people in Cabalta than Caboverda. Yeah, where is Cabovert? Caboverde is off the west coast of Afr ica. It's a small island nation of five hundred twenty four thousand eighty six . Is that the place with the forty year old goalkeeper? I think is that him? No, Mexico have an old goalkeeper . I don't know. Cabo what's the population? five hundred eighty four thousand , I think. You think you've made the number up? five hundred twenty four thousand eight hundred seventy seven. Now, what's the population of Pet Kabulcha. Oh, fucking shit down. I'm gonna Google it. I'm going to say seventy seven thousand . In the Morton Bay area, maybe one hundred and fifty . I don't know. But yeah, I mean it's a suburb has twenty nine thousand but that's only that's pretty small. What's the population of Morton Bay four hundred seventy six thousand . Okay, so far behind. So Morton Bay basically tied with Spain. How do you reckon Morton Bay would go at the World Cup? They'd probably battle . I reckon they wouldn't do that good . I reckon from someone who lives in the in the area that he be in the team. That's the other team would probably be shanked. Yeah . You got to argue that you'd hate to come up against them. It's that team that you're like a dollar tender win, but you know you're gonna go out and get injured in the shit like that. Oh yeah. Can't handle Can't gonna handle when you use your fucking sharp knife on there. That's true. Can't handle when you got no fucking air fuck fuck. But yeah it's been going back to the Oz US stuff I just like they've set themselves up for an all time humiliation Yeah and they think they're so fucking good at everything and they do couldn't even win the baseball up. Fuck even though that was a thing. It annoys me every year how the NBA is the world championship as well. What do you mean World Championship? It's like New York first you know what I mean like Yeah one country . Yeah. The thing that fucks me off is what we pride this country on is like being county as you said. In soccer, I feel like you can't impose your will like that because people just take dives and shit. In the basketball, for example, when we defend people hate playing Australia because we're so physical. Yeah . Imagine if you could do that in soccer. Like if you were playing against an Australian soccer team, you would shit yourself for the physicality aspect. Yeah. This has got me thinking again. I know I sort of did this with thes Fkina last year, but should we like come up with our own event and just tile it the world championship? Yeah . Like we just have the beer drinking world championship and whoever wins it is the make it up. You're the best beer drinking the whole . And who's gonna argue with that? We're talking about the sculling thing. Yeah, and they say the fastest sculler in the world. Yeah. Who's gonna who's gonna deny it? Come over here. You don't believe us. You live in England and you just say, I'm come over here and do it. Yeah, sure. We're the world championship. Yeah. We can host the world championship and be like, well, you just got to wait till the next one. Never do another one . So I'm like this street won it. we are the official world champion. Yeah. Whenever we actually organize the event we didn't do beer drink. Is there like legalities around fast beer drinking shit? Like I imagine if we picked a sport, I don't know. We could go stand in the middle of a park. We could but what about darts or some shit? Like well there is a world championship for darts. Okay, so we need to think of stuff with something sport that doesn't have a world championship. Monopoly, world championship. Yeah, just something cricket, you know, the game you play. Oh , yeah. That's that cool not a bad champ. Remember the board was jacked where you bowling stuff. Oh, yeah. Can't think of it's cool, but we would just do the world championship with that. Yeah, that'd be great for you. Genuinely fuck some sick fuck world champions. Have you done that? Yeah, sure. Yeah. We should come up with something though that we can just tell the world championship. We'll just do a day at the cast and get on the kiss and playing like yeah well this guy's a world champion what not to get a big trophy shit and then try and get some media coverage that'd be awesome. We could do that Yeah we could. I think I know a company who would definitely get around there Like what about like paper toss into a beard? Anything ? Literally anything. Flick footy. Remember that when you put it a specific triangle footy? Yep. Fucking line. Yeah. Well, championship championships. Yeah, but we just go all out and it's like full production. Yeah. Bolta do it with their beer hurling thing. Yeah. There. That's right. World Championship. World Championship. Yeah. So I'm sure it was something. We could do that but on tiles and you have to be nude. Yeah. And we get soaked up and slide along. It's like curling, but you use each other. Yeah, that's not a bad idea. We probably get heaps people come to that. Oh, yeah, definitely I like that thought. I like the world championship, I heard your thought. Carpark cricket. Yeah, there you go. Carpark cricket world championship . Stay tuned. We know Puppy that you like your boxing digger around the UFC much? A little bit yeah, I don't mind the UFC. Yeah, I put it I had a multi in the UFC that went no good last week's That doesn't believe that must be one of the rare ones that miss Yeah, exactly yeah generally I'm pretty fucking dialed dial gener withally my multi sense. It's not like me to go from three. No, I think I went I went one from three. Did you watch the fights on Monday? On my phone, like I was looking at I was at work. I wasn't gonna pay for it. Yeah , yeah. Throw it with Kow at work, but I watched it on my phone. Yeah. Yeah, I found it I think it's Buff Streams or something like I watched it on. Crack stream. Method streams. Yeah. Method streams. It's back. Yeah, yeah, it's back. Insanity. Yeah. Do you see the count that proposed after he won? What? Yeah. He beat Michael Chandler and then Oh did Lopez. Yeah, yeah. Did he propose? But the weirdest thing was he like, he's like, I want to ask you to marry me right in the crowd and offer but I was thinking like my head in he's gonna jump out of the cage and go see his misses. But then the interview ends and he's just like up on top of the cage like what? Yeah, it was very weird. It was a weird. It was like was she not in the ring with him? Well, maybe she wasn't there. Yeah. It was like a long distance . She was at home. Trump probably didn't let her in. Yeah. Yeah, he was a foreigner, isn't he? Yeah. It was pretty random. Pretty hectic. Like no Roofy, Mauricio Roofy . Well, the one that first channel was Lopez, I thought. Now, after defining Russia Russia. Roofy proposed to his girlfriend through a translator in front of the crowd at the White House. I threw a translator too. Romantic. Yeah . Well, she told me understood him. She probably didn't need the translat or. Does the translator says lives with us? Why did you say she speaks English? Did you see what one of our makes sense around us? There must have been a video but it didn't come through with it. What the text description is this from summarize, the FBI have disrupted a terror plot targeting the UFC fight night at the White House . The plan allegedly involved using explosive laden drones to strike nearby buildings to trigger a mass evacuation , steering crowds toward waiting snipers with a second wave of attackers planned to storm the White House gates. That's fucking fucking gnarly is that. I since I had a grin on my facenedbook clutches reading it out because I was thinking about how funny it could be to clip up the bit of Faron saying he could double his dick length with . Kotz is reading that out like fuck. You crazy fuck yeah. No, that is fucked up pretty fast. But that doesn't shock me 'cause like it was very security was headed . Is it Strickland? Strickland was just walking around the White House. That's insane. They just said it was like walked through the officers and shit to walk out. It was crazy. Yeah, and they were all with like accompanied them like this guy's a medal of honor, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, like served in the SA W walking out with the fighters. They went through the offices and shit. It was insane. That's why I missed it. When you're watching on your phone at work, you don't get a lot of that. Do you see Sean O'Malley's knockout? No, dude. Coolest knockout ever. Really? Fucking insane. He like caught this guy with a jab and the guy's like half crumbled, comes around with the hook , chins the' dude and the guy just buckles and you're waiting for him to jump on top, but as the guy's buckling and falling down Malley just turns to the crowd and salutes while this guy's like bending over going fuckin' so cool. Here's a photo of him like falling down and now he's just like yes. Didn't he say ? I visualize it. People talk about manifestation. I fucking visualize this photo and Joe Rogan's like, that was always a place. He's like, I saw this Joe, I knew this was gonna fucking happen was crazy. You have to watch it. It's crazy. Just bang bang and then just turns to the crowd. Like at the time, I was watching it, I was like, Oh, was this over? Like it wasn't as, you know, he wasn't stiff , but he knew it was over yeah and just turned to the crowd salute Insane Even Lego I got him in Maltese so that's good . I don't follow the UFC that closely but even the last fight was fucking wild last fight was some of the shots were like I thought Tipuri had had it wrapped up early. Yeah enough fucking Gaji fucking Gage is just the toughest dude in the world. Yeah, just fuck that just you can't hurt him. It's like special times . You see their faces after it too? Yeah. Dude unbelievable. Credit to Poro, I know he retired in between the rounds or whatever, but his face was fucking at one point he was like, I can't see and then but they kept he kept firing. Yeah, they all they called it off, I don't know, yeah. And then they're like , he's fine. Someone tried to call it off and his brother was in the corner and he was like, when finishing this fight finishing this fight. Yeah . That's insane. My brother said that I'd like to shut the fuck up Go and tell me . You go out there and do it right. Tell everyone to go home. Fuckin' med's a guy. You're in the fucking insane. One of the craziest ev ofents that you'll ever see, I reckon. Yep. It was so amazing one of our film so true. In the fantasy football chat, it was like, oh , I'm probably gonna state the obvious here, but UFC is just so American yeah, it is so American it's fast pardon? Pardon everyone pardon Just one quick thing we overlook ed Start of Origin with the soccer . We are the unofficial football world champions Some unofficial thing. It's on Wikipedia . We gained it by beating Turkey and we now defend it this weekend. So there's some like points ranking thing . I don't know what it is. We'll claim it though. Yeah, one hundred percent. We'll take that. We'll claim the flight. The actual thing , but someone's like someone who won the World Cup first semi and they lost it and they beat Turkey. So Turkey's been like the reigning premier turkey informal way of calculating the world's best international association football team using a knockout title system similar to that used in combat sports. Formalized in two thousand two yeah, basically we're the fucking best of the world. First team to win an international football match with declare first ever unofficial world champions. That was England in eighteen seventy three . That sounds like some of our s would bestow upon themselves . How about you bestow upon a shower upon yourself? Some fucking coalgate. I don't know how turkey coalgate. You bestow being a fucking centered on your on yourselves, your dogs so bit SPF fifty for the summer you pale can't see. Fuck yeah, we're world champions. Yeah, we'll take that. The last thing we need is the US to fucking take that off a street. I can don't need that cheese. You never hear the end of that. Something that has popped up this way the top of your jar seemed about to come up . Saw something on the news the other day . Magic mushroom therapy to help post concussion symptoms I think it might be Monash University Monash They're doing gold TBI so traumatic brain injuries and like delayed concussion and ongoing concussion stuff. If you have issues say like six months later it's like long term concussion they are trying for the next three years with football players magic mushroom therapy. Hectic. Nice. We're basically people from what my understanding is the mushrooms give you a memory memory back. It involves clinically guided dosing combined with psychotherapy. So it must help you brain or something. But the synapses firing . There's one way to fucking cure a bit of head noise and apparently it's magic mushrooms. A bit of a head noise that you call the head noise . Cuts. Everything that calls City. It wouldn't have heard it does sound like something. My granddaughter's got dementia or what call hes it head noise . Well, there's a bit of ringing in there sometimes. Collins out for three weeks. There's a bit of head noise. You ever had a concussion? It's not fun . It's not I had head noise 'cause you got exactly the noisy up car. I reckon the noisiest thing about getting your concussion is you don't know when the concussion's worn off. And if you're like, I just lose my car keys back. Can't I just had these fly. Am I still concussed or just am I back to normal now? I'm a bit loud. I need to go through it. Yeah. I need to go through it. Yeah . Man, I never had it. It's not mushrooms. Not neither. Yeah. say neither, but I have had a concussion. The concussion'sions fuck. Yeah. Concussions. When I got knocked out of the boxing thing we did. Well, I didn't go to sleep, but like, yeah, concussions. It's closer as you can get to without fucking going to sleep. We warmed up in this room out the back. We're out there from fucking what? Like four PM or some shit. Spent the whole harbour there, going to fight, got back after the fight, go back out of the crowd. And the guys in the gym like, all right, just go sit down next to your bag. And I was like, Where's my bag? And like over there. And I was like, I've never been in this room in my life. Come like, you spent the whole day in this room. Really? I literally thought I was in a different I'd gone out like a different door and was in a different room. And like, no, this is where you were before. I was like, holy fuck. Hecked it. Holy shit. Yeah. We had wow, that's insane. We had a fellow footy the other week. He got yellow carted, but he also got concussed in the same motion. Oh , and he came off and he's like, Oh, what the fuck? Yeah, you got yellow card and he's like, did I? Yeah, dude. That's why you're on the side. I'm like, oh, okay. We had the same conversation with him like nine times. Oh my god. That was fuck, but that could have happened initially init iniitallyially the trainer was like, you're fine. You just you've had a big night. He went out the night before for the last ever Fridays cheap espresso martinis after ten PM on Friday . Yeah. So she just thought he was still fucked from the night before . And then he genuinely could not remember and he's like, did we play last night? I'm like, I can't like we played last night. We've just been playing. You got yellow card.. Scary I've had one instance where I've probably said it on here before, but under fifteen s I made the first tackle of the trial matches and the only thing I remember is I went to get up and someone came into the ruck and their knee hit me in the head and then the next that was on like the twenty meter line. The next thing I remember on the left side of the field, the next thing I remember was breaking from a scrum on the opposite forty on the right side of the field. So how did I get from there? Remember to tell me that it's like thirty meters . Yeah, thirty forty meters that. I was like, how I would never have run that I was like, fuck, how do we get here? It was ridiculous It was it's a scary fucking thing. You probably would have experienced it if you went through with the fight the spa with Justice Earning. Oh yeah , probably You probably did go through with everyone's like, yeah, you did. It was horrible. No idea really ? I don't think it was that bad so one other thing I saw this week which I thought was sort of fucked to put it out there. I think it was from Molee Lague, so you shouldn't be surprised . The worst value for money contracts in the NRL and they got eight players . Now , I want to see what you guys think. They've got Jerome Lui as number one on one point two mill per season , I don't think that's the worst thing considering like they've kept talent at the Tigers and he's done good things to the Tigers. Tigers going so well compared to what they were what they were like they have had a bit of a shit run since he announced he was leaving, but before that they were hot as far AJ Brimson, eight hundred and fifty k a year till twenty thirty , whatever Niko H ines , I don't think he's a bad fucking guy. Signing signing, if anything ? Jerbo, million dollars as well, but that's been since twenty twenty one. He's older now, whatever. The one that really got me here was Dylan Brown , like, yes, it's up till twenty thirty five . But the Knights are like one of the best tabes of the comp and come along. So early to be saying it's bad. Yeah. Like how do you know it's a bad investment? It's twenty thirty five fucked down yes. The last three are as or whatever. The last three are Tom Lolo who's at the back end of a heavy contract fucking good . Valholmes who's been playing average this year, but again it's so it's very heavy recently biased under one hundred percent I get it but like when you sign those people at certain times I was like what are we fucking doing here? Yeah. Yeah, look , I don't know if I can think of any one off the top of the dome cluts that is actually a bad value for money. I think that's pretty dog to fucking launch on anyone. If you're a professional athlete, you're there for a reason. Yeah. It's true, but I wouldn't say the fact that I can't think of any off top of the head that's not worth the money is Yeah, you know. I reckon people could argue Ben Hunt at the dragons but then it's like I don't think it was Ben Hunt's fault. I think the club's kind of I think the club sucks. You know what I mean? They stink. Yeah. Milford had a bit of that about him when he's at the Bronx. Yeah. The back end of the British. He had a mean, he's a gun. He also nearly won the club churchilla in a grand final. So like there is that. Yeah. Yeah , that rattled him. It is hard, I think with the long term contracts as well, like the recency bias obviously plays into it. You're going to look at what it was worth back in the day. Exactly and how they performed back. Fuckin' eye. Before we get out of here, should we cover off what happened last night in the state of Origin? Why were we recording this before the game? It's crazy that was first and last try score. Yeah. It's crazy that we made so much money on our hosted pot and one. Yeah . Just a great game. So many points. Reese Waltz just came on and just pour it up at that time. Yeah, what a lead. Just unbelievable. It's fucking good to be . Lori Daily seems like he's in the lead up had no idea what the fuck he's doing with his side which doesn't really come at a shock no and I guess the proof is in the pudding with the game last night. Exactly. Thank God Ethan Strange didn't get on the field Yeah. Did he come on a lock or some shit, isn't that what he said? I don't know, mate. I don't know. But it's just it's great to be a Queenslander on this Wednesday Narvo before the game and just watch ing Thursday morning after the game Yeah. Yeah, much like Sugar Shawn. I've visualized Visual saluting . I visually sales. We're standing on the roof of the caxan right now saluting thirty six ty six in favor of Queensland, hammer first and last try scorer. I heard it here first. I spoke to Greg Elis today. He told me twenty two eight. Yeah, how did that go? Yeah, went good. Good luck. Just hanging out with me. Little quick like interview with him for like Instagram stuff. And yeah, was a bit starstruck. Not gonna lie. Dude, I would be starstruck around GI. Yeah, he's a legend. He's like one of my favorite players growing up. But he told me twenty two to eight . Who do you reckon is there? Well, I was gonna say Anna Robert, any sports star, who do reckon you be most star struck around Australia. I don't know what you say fucking Renaldo. Probably yeah, no. Australian. You've been Slaterater? Sl ? You've interviewed Slater? Yeah, I was pretty Starstra. Yeah, okay. Does he be in rugby league specifically or just a general sport, yeah. Do you know the one time though where I probably was like was Chris Hartley at the Bowls Club that was I didn't expect to see it I expect to see it with a bowlsker Queensland Bulls Queensland Bulls keper whoe could have played for Australia if he was born in another era. Chris Hartley was just at the bowls club. That's so funny. There you go. No my heart was racing. I was like, holy holy Chris Hart was done real. I had a couple. I think I've told you about this Kutzi. I was at the airport with my misses and I had my back to this like we just got a coffee and now my back to the coffee shop. And she was like, Who's that guy? People get getting frozen I turned around and he was facing away from me so I couldn't tell. I was like, oh I don't know. And then I saw him. I heard him go coffee for Steve. I turned around. It was Steve Smith getting a coffee at the Sydney Airport and I was like, holy same people misses I was a bit like that Steve. Steve, that's normal too. Yeah . And you know, the other time was when fucking we had to be with Trav Head and the boys up here . That was pretty cool. Tim Smith. Yeah . And that was picture. That's actually pretty Nothing else. And Nathan Else, my boy. Yeah. One of the girls. Like the thing, the Chris Hartley thing for me that makes it so fucked like interviewed Billy , fucking chatted with Kev, like all that's normal. The whole Queensland team hanging out with her a bit with me do budgie stuff, like all that sort of shit's normal. Chris Hartley. Yeah, got me. Got you. That's not Chris. How good? I think it was so unexpected. I think I think the cricketers is probably where it would be the pinnacle. I mean, when he was alive, Shane Warn would have been bigger. I'd be a blubbering message one hundred percent. I'm not armed. Jared has met him. Yeah. And he kissed his hand, I think. Yeah, I would have done that. I would have sucked his tongue. Shane Warn didn't like it, but he did anyway. I actually found myself Magic Ground. Magic Ground a few years ago I was fucking blind and Fletchen Hindi were up here to talk to each other . And I caught myself like when Klutzi came to and he's concussed. I was just standing next to them, listening to them talk, like watch likeing watching team. It's like, come what am I doing? They're like ly fuck es can't kill that was a lot of fun that'd be unreal. Tequila shots them watching the races with them. Yeah, that's a high end. I went to the boxing of the year in January and Anthony Mundeen was there and I was like fucking pretty star strike Yeah His young fellows are going on right at the box. Yeah, his young fellow is real good. Yeah, yeah. Why is it that cricketers have a I think it's 'cause it's an international sport or that's fair. It's probably our biggest international sport like as far as how good we are and how famous it is . I feel like in the countries that play cricket as well, like you're good. Like it's in mind the celebrities. You know, like the English cricketers aren't the highest paid, but they're so fucking well recognized . Yeah . Like Stuart Broad would walk into a room with like Wayne Rooney and people would probably prefer Stuart Broad way. But Stewart Broad would walk into the caste and everyone would go holy fuck if like fucking Blake Moses stumbled into a pub in England they'd be like who's a come with a broken jewel yeah . Well remember we're here at Michael Clark I was just walking around the hearing that day before the ten multi penniser. Yeah, and that was one of the we have one of our mates after the Roosters Dolphins game the other week. Take a photo with Rex Bassinthwite . And I was like with all due respect, Rex is this like up and comer from Sydney Roasters. He made his debut score to try possibly related to Natalie, surely with the last name like that of Rog Traders fan. Yeah. Road Road Traders haven't thought of them in a long time. I think about them too often. People should call us though. You are by Brudoo Child. Yeah, great child. Yeah, that's great. But he took a photo of Rex Bassing Flight in the downstairs bar at the Caxon. I was like, Dude, that's the greatest amount of respect. How do you know who this like seventeen, eighteen year old kid is at the age of thirteen? And then he put on his story . He didn't even tag him probably like that. The tag didn't work. So I couldn't even see who it was. He's like, just hanging out with my mate, Rex and I' likem, who the fuck? Who's that? Yeah., I don't even know If someone said I'm hanging out with my mate, Rex, I'd immediately go Rex Hunt. That's awesome. Yeah. I might start doing that with just our mate, just put a photo of my mate to hanging out with Sam. Yeah, just people are like, Who the fuck's that? It's funny when you meet someone that in your world is like so famous but then your friends are like, Who the fuck? I met Tyson Fury posted a photo on my Instagram and I had people reply to my story being like who's that? That's true. I'm like, bro. Sure you're starring with a gypsy King? Oh Joe so starfucked. I mean Joseph the same day so star struck and then Tyson Fury. Dude because I saw Jo Alpati was sitting next to Fury at the UFC on the day. John Operator took Maddy Johns along to a dinner with fucking boxes and you have safe mad. Even me seeing Operata next to Fury I was like, holy holy shit. Oppatio. Yeah, you're in that with Fury. Fucking fabric of this fucking kid at the fucking Mr. Persables on a Thursday afternoon just drinking my mouth. Trust me furious at Mr Persvals? What's he doing? Same place I met Fisher. Oh man, when I saw I met Fisher, Fisher was fucking blind. He would have had no fury , so fur , Joe Parker fall the night before in Melbourne and then they flew up to Brisbane because Fury was talking about having a fight in Brisbane. And they went to look at the Gabba and Sun Corbas like options and then they just went to dinner like a they were actually flying out that night back to back home and they were just having a few bees at Persivals and having dinner and out of Fury was wearing a Queen's own origin jersey 'cause it was around originally it was unbelievable. So I have a photo of me like when Tys Fonury and he's wearing Queensland Joseph. Actually post that right now or the game will post it and go let's go lads. Yeah. So the reason the only reason why I got a photo with Tyson Fury is because Joseph Parker walked past me and I said gay to him nicest celebrity I've ever met in my life. He stopped. We had a chat, like, I didn't think he was gonna stop. When he stopped, I was like, Oh, fuck what I would say. Where are you standing? I go to when I meet celebrities, what's your address? So the night before he fought, he fought a guy that I used to train with Jang o and I was like, oh yeah a good fight last night and we spoke about that. And then when Tyson Furry walked past while I was talking to Joe's Joe Parker and I was like oh fuck that's how good Tyson Furious is and he's like yeah and I was like,, o Ih'm going to want to get a photo but I'm too scared to ask. And then so he asked for me. Oh, that's Joseph Parkinson, oh you Tyson, get a photo of this bloke. And I was like, so I only got a photo of him. Yeah. All made Tyson furry sort of the bar for an hour getting photos of people. Legend seems like a legend like he's the most real dude . They all got up to leave and their flight was delayed. So then they came back in and then Tyson Ferry literally just stood at the bar and just got photos with people. That's pretty cool. And I stood I literally sat in my seat for an hour and Tyson free was just there. He's also the last company. He would have so many millions of dollars. Like he doesn't have to get a photo with fucking telling people. What was his what was his announcement? Is he fighting someone? Because he saw that interview he will fight this year. I didn't say that like Anthony Joshua or something at the end of the day. Oh yeah, he'll fight AJ next day. I can actually yeah hectic and he's like ten years in the making or something but he's gonna fight in August that he's got to get prepped for. But he just walked out of the white house and everyone was like, what the hell are it was like a wrestling event. It's like oh my god cold back Atreides music little happening. I don't follow boxing very closely but I fucking love Tyson. Just love what it is about Tyler's legislature. Yeah, absolutely. One of the great boxes all the videos have been talking about how fatty is like, I'm just gonna get skinny and beat this company. Is it like? Yeah, you like it. Yeah. I remember when the first when he first back in the day he fought Vitamin A Clitcho, I remember saying to my mates, who the fuck is this guy fighting Klitchco? Like Klitch's gonna school him and then he's beat him The best is the was it against AJ when he was like knocked out he just did Walder J Welder. Yeah, he just did the undertaking. It was unbelievable though. He's straight up. He was like asleep and he's like, let's go . What? You're asleep then. Legend I also just want to give one final shout out . Will Ganya played with his brother Nigel for the Redland Bay Cyclones last Friday in the sixth grade comp , which is the comp I fucking play in. He should have played for Jeeps, but Will will have a chat about that. He played for the wallabies. The guy that played for the Wallabies played for the Britain played cyclones who are not the greatest team in our kind. They're all right, but they beat the Brisbane hustlers like fifty five to fifteen Brisbane Hustlers, is that a real the LGBT team of Brisbane is that legitimately legitimate Yeah, legitimate team that's awesome. Yeah. It's Brisbane hustlers. Yeah, they got a good little culture. We haven't been able to apply them for a couple of years because they've sort of split the divis ions up a bit, but I see something today that good friend of the podcast snooze shared who lives out in Dolby. Will Genya is the starting ten for Dolby A grade against the T wbum Beaars this weekend . Can you imagine? Fuckin' out of Twumba, you have to go up against Will Genya. Yeah, that's fucked. I think fuck how old Will Gany is either. No, it'd be like me . I've had some good players like me fighting Tyson Fury and ten years. Like I'm still going to probably play for Tore a last year the year before in Brade but did his hummy on the Thursday night . Like what the fuck's that? I also think it's fucking awesome. It is awesome. Yeah. But we played when we played brothers the other way they had three former Ossie seven's players in their team. Wow. They're just down there doing the damn thing. Just having a good time . And it's really fucked when you run the ball at them. Yeah , and they fucking wait. Shout out to Jordan Tupo Yeah, it's it's pretty cool. That is cool. It's nice as well when you can say that you play with a wallaby. Yeah, I played alongside Wallaby. Leave the details out. The best actual wallaby was in our team. Yeah. The best that we've had played sixth grade. I didn't get to play the game was short on numbers. It was against South and they got Ridici Samo to play. What? Imagine walking up at eight o'clock on a Friday, it's from the last place you want to be. Like Ridding Samay rocks up and goes, I will play . That's fuckin' sami dog. Yeah, no thanks. Pretty far. Busy. Anything else before we get stuck into the tips for this week. How did you Mali go last week by the way? Faron? Oh, fuck. I can't even remember it didn't we win obviously. Yeah, but I can't remember what it was. No, nothing can eye I think the Broncos featured, so that they would have let you down the Broncos fucked me Broncos has been fucking me for five weeks straight . If any if my conversation with GI is anything to go by get on the Broncos, get on the Queensland to win exactly twenty two to eight. Yeah, okay. Can we get on that? Yeah, we can get on that. That's not that's how that's paying. Surely there's a market for that somewhere . Exact school. Yeah, exact school like exact schools. Not even because imagine's fourteen exactly. But I want exact school. Queen at the time I'm recording Queensland's into favoritism, dollar ninety dollars ninety five . Pick the score there we go. thirty six to six. What score did you say? twenty two to eight . Why are they all Quint? Why are they all New South Wales . Because you've I clicked on that drop down . two to eight, did you say? Yeah . It's paying two hundred fifty one dollars . There you go. There's you go on that. This week. That's my tip for this week . Is that weird? Is this a nice safe? Everyone doesn't GI a message and thank you. And if it loses, everyone sent firing a message . Don't contact GI about it. He won't want to fire that . Actually, I had a had a fucking last leg of my multi for my I had a multi vat with the World Cup and then the Warriors in it on the weekend and they called the fucking last minute forty meter sorry just quickly on that how f,uck is thated from the ref ? Chanel Harris Tevita asked how long to go and he said you got five seconds went to kick it two seconds later the hooter went like the buzzer for the sixty seconds and he's like Mate you tell me five seconds. He's like , got you to listen to the buzzer. Yeah. It's a pro you told me and then they lost the game. They probably also should have like played better , but yeah could have you can't you know there's eighty minutes of football we didn't lose it in that moment exactly right.w Anayy people, who will lose. Did you see Maron's one last night? No Thursday footy this week. No, thank Fuck. Friday the nineteenth though we see the Knights Versus the Dragons McDonald Jones Stadium. Give me the Knights twenty five. So there is Thursday night footy. Go to the Queensland under the nineteen. Oh, there we go. Nor Sydney Over. Queensland back to back. His fucking rule is being spooky about it because he's a pervert. Sure. I'll be taking the nights. I'm guessing they're depleted with origin players out, but yeah, oh KP's been named KP's been named, Dill Lucas has been named, but it's two days after an origin and they're both probably going play to eighty minutes I can't see them really playing that but I will be taking the night. It is the dragons after all so yeah I'll be taking the nights Faron? What do you got? Yeah, I'll be taking the nights the twentieth Tigers fins at Campbell Town. Give me these are flying so hot right now Hansel Fins every day of the week. Then the five hundred thirty game is the Titans versus the Panthers at Seabus Stadium down the Guard Anyway when I last trying to talk myself in the gun tipping the Titans just like a gone . They beat the Broncos. Well, how many players panthers are for origin? How many players get rested? What are they paying? Three bucks ninety for the tits. twelve and a half as a line. Do the panthers might rest all their players ? Honestly, a good pair of tits get up. They are wrestly and clearly try to get named. I try to talk everyone into it I'm gonna go to the Tits, fuck it. I'm pretty sure we went to this game last year and the Tits nearly beat him, remember? Yeah . I'm gonna go to Tits fuck it. All right Are you going Tits too? Yep. Yeah, we love Tits. seven hundred and thirty five Bulldog Seagles a core stadium. Couldn't give a fuck, but I'll go to beagles though. Yep . Big Hoor? Sea Eagles as well , please. Sunday the twenty first of June actually my mother's birthday. Happy birthday. Hey Kelley. I hope you're having a great day and with me. Warriors second play the cowboys nine. This should be a g goodame.. I'm sorry I'm going cowboys. They fucked me last week. Cowboys three dollars sixteen dollars. I'm definitely going to WAS. I'm going to WAS too. Buggy is rich if you put my multi on it. Life changing money only. The correct score result in the original. Exactly. Yeah, multi this up with a two hundred and fifty dollars shot and you fucking ridge if this comes in. four hundred five Amy Park Melbourne Storm Raiders. Good game class. You know what ? Is it? The raiders have been fucking the storm will win Melbourne shit and I think Melbourne will win. I think Melbourne will win too. And to round it all out, the roosters taking on the sharks are theen stadium. Ah, Alians . Alians insurance, how can I help? I'll take the shooks, please? Yeah, me too. Yeah, I'll take shookies. Oh , dudes, thank God I've been waiting for this man to be named after the seventeen or the nineteen for a while . Paulu, we signed him from the Titans last year. He's a prop, he's a psycho and he's in the jersey number seventeen. Like am I excited to see him out there? Sounds like to not only the Pameta Els, but the British and Broncos on the two points this weekend fucking much needed. I wonder if the bike is the two for one for grilled . No. Need the storm to get up. Really needed the storm to get up. Yeah. Been a while, been a while between grilled burgers for old dars. Really? Storm been winning . Yeah, we didn't go on Monday . I don't think we had one anyway . Oh yeah, because the storm didn't play last week. Yeah, and the Brocks got rolled. Yeah . Anyway, if yeah. Thanks for listening. Congratulations to Queensland Family door , my only follower who follows my tips, Harry, said he's going to rock with me again this week so make him get on the I can't because he'll hear it after you have to DM him right now. I don't have to DM right now, but if I had to give him any tips right now, I'm going to give him titans into the cowboys. Just those two together . Yep. It' gets gonna you paid