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And we can confirm we're moving ahead with the billboard. Let's go. Wh for people who haven't been listening, for the last few weeks, we've been talking about an idea. A listener, Mr. Basley called up And basically it was like there's this billboard on the way out to Dolby. which now in my own head, I can't even say it, right? Can you say it Dolby is that right? Dolby Dolby Yeah, okay, I'm saying it right? It's not Dlby it's Dby Dolby. Okay, I've got it. never used to be a problem for me. No, no. We know why it is Well you and I Yeah. Think of Dolby the elf with an ell. Yeah. Dolby Dolby Yep Like Dolby S surround sound. Yeah. Yeah, there we go. Yeah. So there's a billboard on the way out there that apparently never gets updated and Mr. Bisley basically was like u You guys should buy it and just put some Yeah I don't know if I'm allowed to say that word. Maybe something dumb up there. Ive'd beat that out. So we spoke to the legends at Budgie and they have come through and basically we are putting the call out if you would like to become an international swimwear model to model for budgie smuggling International swwimwear brand This is your opportunity. We will put you on the fucking billboard. It'd be fucking hilarious. It be fking hilarious. Ver. Basically we'll get you in at the cockco, we'll have a few beers, we'll a photoot Clutt and I our old hart at it. We've done it like how many fucking Fy things that we don't. a fair fewour shitload. Yeah, it's just like another day. Just another day in the office. Yeah. You can come see our office. It's pretty fucking lackluster at the moment. at the moment. That's all. That's all right. So yeah Like think about the possibilities of adding that to your LinkedIn or to your email signature Y Instagram bio Matt Berbeick has in his Instagram bi international swimweare model. He uses it to pick up chicks doesn't work. It doesn't work. doesn't work. You're not supposed to tell people about that clutsics. We're trying Yeah, but not everyone's as fuck ugly as him. True true true. With all due respect. pers you respect, Matdie, if you are listening. fun in time. So I don't know how you get to touch with this DMon Instagam or post in the Fothies group or comment on this on YouTube or Spotify, whatever. J that Or you can actually make Just get our attention. Go what? have some fun with them. I someone who post something fucking funny in budgies on Instagram getting us some budg. That will get our attention That'll get out That'll get you noticed It'llbey like u Think of this is a trial run for submissions for when they do ordinary read again. Yeah, which they are doing which they are doing this year or next year. I think next year, but This is a trial r, Jason, I'm fucking up this hat on not Makes a big buother. Iess you can pull it off. S Yeah, it's a trial round because you're going to have to do a video eventually anyway. Yeah. So you might as well get in the good books now. Yeah. you can just dM us if you want, but if you want to, if you actually want seriously want to, you know, potentially get selected. Yeah, we need more from you And if you're really hot, you're gonna have to do something Yeah to really get our attention. Really get our attention. And if you're not, you can probably just stand there. Yeah, that'll do Yeah. But an exciting opportunity.'ll have onnce the billboard gets erected, we'll do a trip out there too, obviously. Oh fuck ye. How long two hours two and a half, if you take them to wom bypass, it's about two and a half. It's a deep cut. Yeah, Fuck down from three. Down from three, but we that'll be so late after driving all way Oh, there it is ye. I sure we head home. You hear the billboards are better inulbon. Really? No I'm sure yeah. I'm sure there'll be a nice pu out there can go for lunch or something. we could do we could do going out there Go for a round of golf And then go to the Windsor Yeah, That's a great idea. We'll make a day of it. Yeah, we'll make a day. We're making this up on the fly, by the way, but that doesn't mean we're not gonna do We've never done that before. We say we're making up on the flly. I' it's a budgy today and they are keen to do. No that part. The thing that we're making up on the flly is, we're gonna make a day of it. Yeah, that's what we've just decided that. Maybe you know what we should do? We should get Bisley to construct What is the day in Dolby? The ultimate dayay in Dolby That's a great idea. He can be our tour guide. Hopefully you can fuck it turn this around. We can do a tour of Dolby and the final stop and here's the billboard. Fuck out of ex.ee That's why you got to work things out on the fly. Yeah, it's good. This is very good. Stay tuned for that. Get creative people is what we're saying creative Very, very creative. Get If you want to get noticed, get creative That's what my nad always told me. Yeah, and she's such a wise woman. Yeah bypass a very deep cut from the podcast, Josh. Yeah, it is. Basically they had to go between the mountains someut sold a bit of his land and they went straight through it qu would I hover that off What else was going to say? I actually had this in my notes from weeks ago. was when I was in Melbourne. Okay. I can't rem if I talked about it or not. so I apologize if this is a re. As Klutzin I say, we're fucking it's like in one ear out the other after we finish recording. actuallyct quick cybar Shout to Batman who sent a photo of him with blown see, I'm going to say this and you won't even remember it. He sent a photo of him on a bike with blown out pants just in his jocks at Rot Nest Island Oh' from his call. And when he said it, I was like, that's so random. And then I was editing the podcast and like, o, that's right calledght I' at that. That's a perfect example. Anyway, awesome in Melbourne with our friend Jay who Amata Klutzi and I, both of us. He actually pretty much helped us start BBBab way back in the day. was on the first couple episodes and stuff Hey is a genius Lots of tech stuff he works on. Do you remember when well, first of all, he built us a chatbot that you could to to recommend beers when we were first doing like the craft beer thing and recommending beers But he had this video on his phone and I was like, fuck me, that is so funny. Do you remember the Snapchat filter? it was like, Which bloody bw your beer am I? And it used to flash across all of them and it would like pick one Oh sure I got into send it to me, let me check That's crazy. I't reallyember that at all. Yeah, I was like h.ight it'd be like a sour or light. Yeah Oh my God That's crazy. Here we go. Which buddy b beer are you It was a snapchat for Oh, becauseuse he used to do the GeOD shit h. And it was like we recommending what these I Oh the happy withself. I was like, holy dude. Itally is a fucking throwback. D Snapchat used have some wilds. I don't really know about the old Snapchat these days. I never really used it. I use it a lot Kids these days seem to be all over it Yeah, I'm in a few snapchat groupps. I just don't look at it much anymore. Yeah. But you used to be able to geo tag for like someone's birthday. Yeah So you get like a border for their birthday I think Eden's had pineapples? Yeah. Yeah, pretty crazy shit. But yeah, Jay and I just got talking about all the dumb old things we used to do with The podcast and all that. and I was like, fuck me, so funny. And I forgot about so much of it. D the beer foer used to be sick. Beer Fer, did you speak? Remember beer text? we used to do the beer text No. We used to do a special at the Caxson Bottleshop every. Oh yeah. itnd yeah, yes Are I pay the tax oft? I still think that's it There's a free multim million dollar business idea for people. You put a QR code on your fridge door at your bottle shop Scan the QR code you build a chat bot to suggest them be. to be able to use the chatot you Youve got to give you your phone number. And then you text people Your weekly specials att that bottle shop. Y Is that not genius It is. You're fucking smart. It worked here. We just never did it anywhere else. Yeah Yeah, the problem is I don't know how to build a QR code, a chap. and I can't remember how to text either. Yeah Jay does, that's true. Someone' probably stole it now that I've said it anyway, But how's your weekend, Josh? Mate, it wasn't too bad. I think Friday night I just chilled out. Saturday, I chilled for a little bit and then I had a twenty first I was thirty one years young attending a twenty first. I think I was the second oldest person Wasn't a parent or friend in attendance? Easily the biggest pervert too A no. Jack Yeah. No There was a fucking lot of perverts. I tell you what It's just it was all the boys from the rugby club and met all the young fellowas and I was like Oh to be young again. Do Do you look at them and go fuck that's cringe and then go wait, that's exactly what I was doing at twenty first. becauseuse I don't know if I've been to a twenty first A lot of years later, but I've been to my little brother's eighteenth and did that. I was like, Well, you say for me I'm still aan that. Yeah, you hang out with those boys all the time. Yeah which is not questionable No, no, no. N wa. No Nah, so I'm sort of used to all that sort of shit. L I still have a grown up. Yeah Uh we did do u We did do a Jepes Wal cry. Yeah, which was pretty I was halfway through it and I was like Fuck is bit different. But I loved it and I screamed louder. st. Yeah, it's fucking good. No it was a good night man. It was ended up in honky Tonks afterwards but I had a really awkward moment. I was gonna save it for the Sorts pod, but it works here as well. N is Bart Ye ago, I met him. He was playing for Gi and he'd throw heaps of chat And then when Jeeps in third grade drew for the grand fininal win when they drew all three games in a final series. famous draw. famous three famous draws. I just fucking gave it to this g. Absolutely gave. O thing there's plenty of things in life that I'm consider myself lucky But like not having received a full frontal football straight from Jos Cutterbuck is so far up there. Yeah, it was because you single the person out and you know their name and you just keep going So this bite Mal Grey, his name is greatfella of Met himair a few times afterwards down's real good blow. But he is coaching up at Maris, the rugby League team for that conffort tournament moment And I didn't realize that until I watched the hype video. Also, dude. Go back and you know how we You know what you're gonna to say. If you like you go back and have a look at our video, the video editing and the video quality on fourteen years ago to now. is fing. I don't know if they've got a full time videographer up there now and producer, but remember it used to be like just one of the Chapppo did it for us. And he was phenomenal at the time. but you look But like we didn't have fucking cameras in our pocket, you know what? Yeah I know b. It was just like this full cinematic thing Where they've got them all walking through smoke in the drainy theater, which is the performance there, but walking out of the shadows through smoke in their fucking j jery. It looks like a fucking mar own shoot. I wanted to run through a brick wall. I've been shitting on cuns for being I've been shitting on the cults. I've been shitting on the cults who' been out of school for a year or two going and watching mas sport I wantna fucking bite a ticket to the lunch on Friday, bro. And you've been as for eight years. But I want to go watch the Cfra final Yeah because that got me hot. Anyway, I saw him Mal in the thing. I messaged him and I was like, how the fuck did they let you in there? They must be desperate. He goes, Ohh yeah, D definitely staff shortages, ha haa. I'm in honky Tunks and I see this bike and he comes up, big smile, How are you brother? Yeah, good man You excited for next week? What do you made? I was like What we talking about you coaching? He's like, Dude, that's my brother Malt. The guy that I'm mistooking for is his brother Mac Greeley, who's the fucking fullback for the Western Force. Cckking this the first time that a footballer professional athlete has been mistaken for their non famous brother. you've gotone up to the Western Force fullback and thought it was his brother who's a skill teacher at M That's the first time that a professional athlete or celebrity has been mistaken for someone else. That's so funny. And I was like haveave you told Alaate from Maris not yet. You gotta tell. But Max said it with this big grin. but I was like, o my God, dude, I'm so sorry. Were you blind or do they just look? Yeah yeah. But they also look similar mth's a bit taller, I think. but Dude, I It soed me up. I went upstairs and I had a piss and I left. All the people too you out of all of our mates, if someone was like, you need the Western Force fullback is in the pub right now and you need to pick someone to find him. I'd be like, I'm choosing Clutzy. I blame the fucking Mara social media team ' they fucking hood wings It' too good of a job. They made him look too good on camera.ound too good. But yeah, that was that was a so literally went upstairs had a piss and left He said' b for you that poor guy. He was laughing. Yeah, true. to give it a fuck. That is I also had a realization the other night. this is I think this might be a follow on effect from Um, It feeling a bit shameful. with not recognizing him, but I just realized that I think my time in the valley is done. Yeah de. But it should have been done probably four years ago say I think mine was done a while. Yeah. I think there's different levels though. like I I to go like to a nice dinner or I don't know, like The real cber thing for me was I've run into this girl before Uh after a Jappe's dinner She's our mate's niece. Hopefully not too fast. No thing. Little thing as well. I would have fucking ended her Pop. Yeah, would have been fucks, but mate ar I think she's twenty or twenty one. she's our mate's niece And I'm out there with old snorkel. Who's also twenty one? Who's also twenty ees's having a black tie twenty first that myself and Charles are invited to. So I'll definitely be suiting up for that. More twenty first this year today, Bing it back Brings the you twenty first. B me and Charlie walking into a fucking twenty first is gonna be six and have no idea what's coming. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, she's staring at. We're in the smokers of Honky Tonks. Snorkel's talking to one of her mates And she's talking talking and I was just like I went to school with your uncle for fucking twelve years. I've known your uncle for twenty six years. What am I doing with my life? I had so many sobering experiences. No amount of alcohol could have got me drunk in honky Tongks 'cause every fucking twist and turn had me sobering up Is f are you taking away from the weekend? I'm so fucking off I just w to fucking have I w to start drinking mid afternoon. Smoke some meats. Smoke some meatates, watch a bit of fooodie and then go out to pasture at about eight o'clock. Yeah, dude. It's a good life. Fall asleep know meats, but No, no that. eightight o'clock, nine o'clock bedtime is just. It's good eh I went to the boxing with Faron on Wednesday twelve thirty bedtime. just honestly, the next morning, I was like, how do I used to do this all the time I feel I feel like until you have a get into a good sleep rhythm, you don't you forget Like how bad it is to not be you know what I mean? Yeah. That's fucking funny as well. Yeah, De. So what's on this weekend? Jes's Ladady's Day Every wireless service comes with a cost, right? Wrong. The Text Now app lets you do your thing for free. Get real talk, real text, and five G data for must have apps with no monthly bill. Need more data? add it right from the app. Done? Go back to free. No long term contracts, no pressure, no surprises, just wireless that works around you Text Now, we've got your back. Download text Now in your app store today. Wireless plans require the purchase of a simI card. visit textnow d. com for terms and conditions And what about we've got a fucking confirmation? Well it's pretty Oh yeah. pretty cement. Basically for the next two weeks, I have to play If I play sixth grade this Friday and then I play Fives and fours on Saturday and then play sixth grade the following week and fours and threes. The following week on the Saturday, my two hundredth will be at Japes on the seventeenth of July against Brothers. sureurely your' u That's the Konnyim who did the seventeen jersey thing in the IFL leb Are gonna Pendlebreed if it doesn't look likeike say you miss a game, willill you skip a game so then you get it It's got to be at home sure. All our Friday games A at Jeps. Are at home perfect. Bar this week for the rest of the year. Nice. So every game after this week. You want it to be a Friday night game? Yeah, I do because that's where I playon I don't know if I've played Most of my games in seniors on a Friday because Six Gribe was Saturdayized at some point, but would have been bkes The bikes that are still there. I've played majority of my footweth in my senior career. That's and they're the bikes you wantan around. And they're the bikes of Iu' want to around me So fucking take Friday the seventeenth of july off because we are going to watch Klutzy. Yeah make history. It's a fucking How many people have done it? Ater es Not a hundred percent sure Jack we get Olmate, the fucking' teacher from Maris who does production to do a heart video for you at Jen. Oh that'd be so funny It would be very funny. U How well do you know him? Oh no idea who he is Not well enough to Oh yeah, sorry, it's a different viike to the That'd be fucking scatters. But yeah ig Nle. It was pretty o, that would be yeah get out That'd be fucking' hilarious. And it just feat me in like probably the fucking dumb Jersey machine? I want to get a smoke machine for it. I coming out to fucking hell's bells? Yeah But I want to say because a lot of people don't come to Friday games because of rugby league U I'm going to tell you why this will be better Yeah it's still a pros and cons list. because Who would want to watch the Rosters V Storm at Ali A Stadium at eight o'clock on the seventeenth of July? Not me. When you could watch sixth grade Jeeps for sixth grade brothers. fucking good' be not genuinely if people come down though like we will be on the piss afterwards and you're more than welcome to hang around and experience a fucking Friday sixth grade bender. And it's going to be not just any Friday sixth grade. it's going to be Clutzy's two hundred. Yeah. So it's going to be going to be a lot of fun. There'll be some people that you probably heard about on this pod Who will be playing in the game. You get to meet some faces It should be get to drink some beers. get to drink some beers. The next day I've got a wedding and fifth grader playing at Sunny Bank. So I've actually been dreading the trip to Sunny Bank just because it's so far from Kalanga all year and then I saw that line up and I was like, fuck So u Yeah, look very, very ex weekend for your two hundredth into a wedding. Yeah might not slate youner. No'd be I going to fuck do it, bro. That'd be so fucking disrespectful. But no it'd be good. The thing like the thing that I'm looking forward to the most I think, heaps of piss. Well, heaps of piss, yes. but not that I haven't been enjoying it, but Probably just picking one team and playing for one te. Yeah You don't have to worry about getting your caps in now, do you? Yeah, exactly. And now we just coast to three hundred Ding that to the new golf? I think yeah I think so. I think there's a world where I can find out how many people in the I think there's only like maybe twelve to fifteen. Has anyone done three hundred? Yeah I f with a b dude. This guy Gussy Paoreus Absolute legend of a man. He's in his forties I started playing with him in his late thirties or early forties And u There was one game. He fractured his arm broke his arm and drove himself to the hospital. That's hectic dude. Well, how could I'd be such a bitch if I broke my arm?, de say I'd be like Beside like I reckon I liter shouldally be like Clutsty, you need a call I't be fucking pinky and I was like, this is the worst thing in the world. Yeah, but I would crumble, I reckon I'd like Cutty, call my mom. It's so fast What do you do it's pretty fx likeike it's not It's not not fucked. You know what I mean? We're all guilty and thinking trying to. if you're all guilty think fucking guilty Play ttill you're forty You'll hit three hundred. Oh, easy. You You money four hundred K. I took so long I got my hundred and twenty seventeen So it's taken me nine years, one COVID interrupted year and just a lot of I can't be fucked to get one hundred ory finger surgery. Yeah all that sort of shit. So most bikes don't have to overcome those sorts of, you know Yeah, exactly. There wouldn't be too many bikes in the who've played two hundred games? have had arhool surgery? No, I don't think so. I'm just trying to find here on the Oh here we go. How many are in the club is that we looking for Two hundred club games. There's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine thirty two I'll be the thirty third. That's pretty good. That's pretty sick. That's very sick. There's a few boys in there that I've played a lot of footy with as well. So but for I think Jepes might be the old. prettym pretty sure Jepes is the oldest rugby club in fuckking Brisbane and one of the largest. We'd be pretty fucking sick to get up there. Fucking earth. The They they gonna put a statue up or anything for you your name fucking hope not, I don't deserve that. Why not? Because I just do You've done more for that club than most, Kunts. You've talked about We used to have kunts fucking all over the world ringing up saying give him heaps. Yeah, that is true. Um I'd love to The one thing there's two things I haven't done there and it'd be very hard for them ever to come to fruition, I think. One is club capaptain and the other one is playing first grade. Yeah, but they're not just gonna you know what I mean? like Yeah we can't just be able to give you that. Yeah, I know, that's what I mean. Yeah That's like the only things I haven't done there yeah. So Paying first grade would be crazy. Yeah Maybe that should be a maybe it should be like pig to rig or some shit like and just go on a fucking tear. Yeah to play one game against fucking like Sunny Bank or some shit. Yeah a dead rubber or something When the season' done. Yeah. What What a trial count Uh no, I wouldn't count it. Yeah, o. You're not that sort of guy. that's no that's fair Oh I sort of guy to try and play five minutes against north third grade to get my one ninety ninth so fuck an oath mate. If it's going to mean you get a a bloody I be a good team to bring it up against two. Yeah exactly. And there's a fellow that I don't think I shouted him out the other week, but Robby Donnelly, he plays for brothers. He's played there for years. abbsolute legend. When we played against them in the first round, it was his two hundred So when we play against them it would be more and I' played a lot of years against him He also do this blke plays Friday nights at Brothers And then drives out to Twomba to play for the Twomba bears because they don't have enough numbers out there. That's sick because he's got mates out there in the army. That's so sick. That's a fucking big commitment every Saturday. Yeah It is only a two hour drive hour and a half with the. Bpass. Are they gonna to give you like a jersey with a gold number or anything I actually like I don't know what they do. When I've got my hundreds, I got a tie. You get the matchball don't so I could probably just fucking steal it. fewer then. Not for being. But it's the one thing I was thinking about Chatting Dishorory about though Christmas Cordo, Friday night, the Back jerseys. Yes Which is sick. They are sick. I sort of wantan to do it in the green and blue. Yeah. 'use like that's the jersey. That is the jery. That is the jersey. Surely they can make that. Yeah,. If we could m you up, that would be fucking all time as well They'd be there wouldn't be much you could play.iked be a lot of bleeping Yeah. And they're also really cracking down on swearing on the field because they said it was cracking down at swearing at officials, but now it's just swearing in general B, onene of the boys got back the other week. he'd had some family stuff in England. they have four weeks off, came back to the third grade, got yellow cards 're saying like fuckle or something like that That's insane. Yeah's ten minutes, too, isn't it Yeah, it is. I've been warned most games this year. I forget every single time I like getet up and belt this car. Oh mate, and I'm sorry sir, I forgot. Sorry, sir, you' fucinking do. Yeah So I'm not saying it at you. I'm saying it at that guy because he's a cnt. But also like It's not actually a cun. You know what I mean? No exactly. after the gy and you shake hands you be have a be a cun? Yeah How many beast you you're gonna have I'd like to finish I'd like to finish a cartton of Mixed beer and spirits That'd be a good effort. Yeah it would be. We have to get some al This one will fucking won't even touch the sideides. Yeah. well there'll be boat races. That first beer after your two hundredth game, holy. Yeah. I'm gonna have to interview you. I'm gonna have to try and play a full game. Why are you injured or something? You got injuries or something? I always come off just to give the other boys a bit of a goal at. No the Do the team have injuries? Like do you need to play aull game or you just? Oh I'd like to. Yeah I'd like. I think I'll be proper Ja. I genuinely reckon I' cry before I run it out. I can see. Yeah. be so cool So, u Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it. hopefully all the froppies come down because it will be a fucking Magine we tunnel you out. Oh may be fucking sick. It's gonna be a lot of funuck. T about the Maris Confra video making you want to run through a brick wall, wait til to see Klutsz's highlights of he's two hundred Yeah it'll be me S going on the wing. It's not going to be a fucking person. hopefully fucking sure hiss knees are al because I want to make sure he's on the field. Yeah. He's been a big part of your journey. He has been. hisis knees real fucked at the moment, I think. So Um Yeah, we probably don't have many years together, hopefully, keeps managing. Yeah. Well, if you play at forty, mate How would that guy'd be fucking forty. Yeah three. He's got a bit of a tidier rig though. at moment. Oh really Oh really. Yeah like all due respect I'm looking Yeah, I'm looking the way I am, but you fucking blown here. As Meaka said to him, he's like, dude fucking blown here. I thought the goal was to fucking, you know, not put on more than what you lost. I was like, fuck, that's gonna to be you saying because he's not doing his marathon so Yeah you're gonna fucking boon But Yeah made me so good. I'm so fucking came for it. Everyone needs to get down to Yoku Road Yes The seventeenth, times kickof, like eight o'cl. It's like o'lock go Yeah. So made it' be so much. Is beers with a canteen be open should be but usually we buy a bunch of pers but we're going to have to fucking buy hs so we'm going to have to Cue up herbie too. I meant food, but yeah. Oh yeah, that too. we might put on a barbecue or something. We'll see what happens. Maybe at seven eleven to throw some fucking pizzas around for the ball. Yeah, that would be good. That would be That would be fucking good actually. That would be But yeahs going be gonna be a big momentous occasion, I think. And a huge weekend. But yeah, it's going be so fucking funny when I've told all the boys I don't care how hung over you are and how bad you are you got to rock up on Saturday mornings And then you stopped. So I was going two hundred on a wedding today, so I might be there. Yeah. Have fun withithout me. Can't wait. So you reckon it was what nine years between one hundred and two hundred. How long till you three hundred? I genuinely I should be able to get it within nine. Again, going nine. Yeah. I I it' probably take seven or eight years. Not six seven. I also think there is every possibility that I still play double ups next year Yeah, just not every weeight just for the love. Yeah U 'ause yeah, the body's been fucked, but it's also not that bad. It's still challen. After a few weeks, it's okay. But I did have a, I spent my entire Saturday night here ' the twenty first was upstairs, the Kaco. I spent the entire night discussing how we can fix everything next year and what teams we should That's Cutsy's like You know when people get pissed and they want to start a podcast? Yeah' is like, I need to save my football club. I have no idea how many chats I've had about that. Yeah, I've heard some of them. Yeah. They're all valid. Yeah. the ones I've heard. It could work. The ones I've heard. I'd employ you. Yeah, I'd try. But no, it's gonna to be a bit of fun. should be A great weekend when it comes around. You know it's gonna be fucked. What? Iagine if I like injure myself in the next two weeths. Oh, dude, you shouldn not have even said that. I'll be fine. You should not have said that. That is fucked. I was gonna say before you were talking about it the only thing that could stop you was like the rain or some shit. But now you fucking That'd be h M be swepe. Look that out so. Bom bom bom Yeah, I be sweight You know you said it don't Maybr. Yeah. Anything else from the weekend Don't think so? I'd a fucking pretty boring, one? I ran into Kelly Thor. Oh, nice. loaf with his mums, that was a lovely, lovely surprise. Goodday. you go. It was like, Yeahah, weekend work. that won't be happening ever I I was actually a thirtieth on the weekend, which is probably Oh yeah. How was the area that you should be Yeah It was good. It was I was at the coast the weekend prior staying literally from here to honeybees away from the surf cllub that the thirteth measuring. Yeah. So yeah, it was kind of weird to be back there two weekes in a row. but I just drove up and drove down. I'm actually also doing the fucking goold Coast marathon this weekend with no training Yeah, doud. How do you feel about that? Not good. D You'll get it done. I'll get it dumb, but it's gonna be ugly. This is an example I'm doing it with our friend Tim. Tim messaged me this morning saying how you feeling about this weekend? I was like This is a perfect example of how I'm feeling. Yesterday O other friend Micas, who is also running the marathon. Yeah messaged me saying, how are you feeling about the weekend? And I responded to his stake saying What's on the weekend? the marathon and I was like, holy shit I actually forgot about it. That's f. When is it Saturday? Sunday. Sunday. Yeah dude. I don't really have anyhere to stay down there either so I think I might just drive down on Sunday morning at like four AM, which is gonna be shit Oh no. I'veort' been putting off organizing it and now I'm like . I might have look at some accommodations. Zach Sobbody Cooks doogg me. moved to Melbne He li across the road line. wouldould have been perfect, but he's surely vacated. Yeah, I'll figure it out. But yeah, that's gonna be my weekend coming up. You could pitch a tent Yeah I could I could, I could. I'm actually thinking about hitting up J Yeah to see if his dad's place is available, but Yeah, we'll see how that goes I actually wanted to bring something else up on the topic of Jay. Our friend Jay is getting married later this year and I'm organising his box party And Jay doesn't drink So We've got a few ideas. I think we mentioned doing the raffle and whoever wins the raffle has to like take the bucks drinks for the day. Yeah. But I wanted to put it out to the listeners. I need help organizing other games and you know what I mean? other ways like that to sort of Um Yeah, just make it D guess Yeahultous. I like the I like the idea of someone else. gettingetting the drinks of the bar Yes And I think the fact that no one's going to know about that until they get their name drawn is going to make it even funny.ike they're going to think they've won something and it's not something you want to be winning. No. To be honest wouldn't be bad. No, it'd be fun. I be fuck. hopefully we' I emailed the portal today hopefully we're doing like a drinksackage Rus. It's like you have to go and buyself more drinks. Yeah. I was half even thinking, do we get people to buy raaffle tickets and use that money? on the loser. You know what I mean? Yeah, ye, ye. Like everyone gets one ticket, but you can buy extra if you want. and people don't know what it's for. so they think they're buying into I don't mind that. And then the money Well, so you go afterwards and not So so everyone gets to the the buck can't let the buck has to be the last one standing in Yeah or like whereatever we go after we go back Okay, we got an extra two hundred bucks from Raffle tickets. Yeah. You get to spend that at the bar and yourself Go buy some Long Island iced teas. Yeah, I like it I lock it a lot. I could be very I can'tember if you talked about my bucks well, but I was justress as Willy Man and there's a game where I had basically said had a huge penis hanging off the costume I was wearing. If you got my Willie in your mouth, I had to drink and if I got it in your drink, you had to drink. So I'm looking for things like that. If people can send that sort of shit through, that'd be fucking. Would you get like a BDSM like mask sort of vibe Jay's mouth becausecause he can't drink. Yeah. And then the other one whoever cops it has to have the one with that mouth open. It's like a ying and yang sort of. Could be fun. It could be fun. Could be very fun. But yeah, let us know any sober bucked party ideas Um, 'ause that's coming up. I think twenty ninth of all Fuck ye. twenty ninth of Ok Rolling straight off my one year wedding anniversary into Oh, that'll be love Fox partarty. Yeah. Fark band August is getting so We're hopefully sending out the invoice for that tonight Jess's Hens. Yeah. That's also in my calendar, Jess H. Jess obviously a little bit more organized than Jay. Yeah. When I say Jess and Jay more organized, I mean Jess's bridal party, which I believe is Gabby is probably more organized. She is just more organized in general h razing Duly, August at the moment? Oh Let's compare August. Oh hang on, August is I think's September that's five. This one month is real fucked Oh August is okay for me actually We're at a awakened. Somewhere that I've got my NFL draft weekend That'll be. I do. August is fucking Fortif fininals. That's why it's Yeah. I've just I'm gonna yamber in August and then Jay's hands, that's basically it. Jay's hands J J's bucks No, the one that'll get us will be September. Yeah. October, sorry. Yeah. Crow Bucks, Jane Jess wedding, Crow Wedding Fed and wine Festival. BB golf day. Sesame's birthday. is the same day as the BBB golf day. Sorry, Cespe. Dude, we've got two birthdays for Ces apparently. What do you mean? Well, Caitlin's put fucking two in there. twenty seventh of October and the thirtieth. That's random. Doid you tell you ever did Custard's birthday? No. Caitlin wrote four or five days. Doubt Because he was born around that time ' he's a fucking rescue And then we threw them all on the ground when he was a kitten. and he went up and tapped one. Yeah. So that was the day. That's the day. And then I think we found out what his official date was on the thing. T late. And we were joking about like, o, the day that your mum left you. Well, he doesn't understand.' not Yeah, exactly. and yeah, it's not his doing. Yeah You can tell that he's a rescu and he was a junkyard cat because he's a fucking terror. He's a little cnt's like his father. So the thing he does in the morning at the moment, which is so He always wakes us up in the mornings. but what he's now doing He starts purring. So he'll bite your chin and he'll fucking like a real gentle bite on your chin or he'll whack the side of your face But then it'll be per Dude I'd be whacking the cut back. So this morning when I woke up He like whacks me. and then it's pissing me ar rain and I was like, I really don't want to get up now, but I know I have to. setet my alarm for another fifteen minutes, just grabbed him and just went. But he was purring. so he just accepted it. Yeah, there you go. And we just fell asleep for a bit. arm in arm. And then the alarm went off and he fucking bit my face again. It's like you little cut. It's important to just enjoy the little things in the morning sometime, Josh. Yeah, you nice. It really is. I've coffee delivered to bed every morning and it's just it's probably the best part of my day Yeah That's recognize how you know what I mean? Just appppreciate is the wor I'm looking for. I appreciate those moments. I The morning is a great part of the day. The morning also You either seize it or realize you're a piece of shit? Yeah. My favorite is Caitlyin gets up at quarter to five every morning to go to parates. That crazy. And then comes back and I'm still asleep and then she's off to work at like seven and I'm still asleep. Well, see, Rge comes back about six and that's when she brings me coffee. So I wake up about six. Yeah Beuse four hundred forty five' too early. Maybe I'll have to start. I was training in summer at four hundred forty five, but that's because it was too hot to leave later. But now you can run anytime. It's fine. Yeah. That's what I did today. Coffee in bed did work your emails then out for half an hour run. The most dangerous thing In winter is raining And early morning sleep. Yeah. likeike On the on weekend