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Bloody Brilliant Beers

Clutz & D'Arc

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From No Pants Delivery - Blowing The Froth OffJun 21, 2026

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Rodo frothies, just because Magic Ground is now over, it does not mean that you need to stop enjoying the greatest beer on Earth. In fact, it means quite the opposite. It means you should double down on your consumption of the greatest beer on Earth. Our favorite beer responsibly. Responsibly, of course. Albi Laga. Clutzy and I had quite a few of them over the Magic Ground weekend and we're looking forward to enjoying him for the rest of the footy season, but there's more to it than just that. We spoke about this a long while ago about potentially taking our listeners out for a corporate golf day in quotation marks and giving them an excuse to get out of a day's work. So if that sounds like something you could be interested in, reach out to us in the DMs' and we'll see what we can arrange because our friends Albi want to make your dreams come true. Yeah, look, we're happy to do whatever sort of corporate day as well. So let us know your industries, let us know where you are and if you've got Albi on top at your local golf course, that will help even more . So keep getting around Alby and keep getting around the love of the pub. It's Aussie owned and Aussie made. It's our favorite beer, so make sure you grabb some alum today . Bloody Brita Bus Ya companion Bloody Bring Beers blowing the froth off . And welcome back to the B Brloodidgey Beers podcast brought to you by Ned.s That' Cotton Disc, the bloody read beers we've started reviewing craft beers on Facebook. And now we bring you the conversations that you more likely hear from the front bar at your local where are we today Clutzy? But at the Caxon Hotel after a Queen's End Victory so suck shit if you're from yourself Wilson fucking jarrs. Yeah what he said? This is up below the Froth off podcast. We're hearing from you guys The Froth East if you'd like to get in touch, click the link in our Instagram and our TikTok bio Clutty a famous Queensland victory last night. Was it ever in dear ? Nah . Like we'll get into it on the sports show Thursday, but when you score two of your three tries off mistakes of a kickoff Yeah and get forty four points put on you . . And then you've got to decider in three weeks time at the cauldron two and half weeks at the cauldron . I'm not sure who I was talking to but I was like They're like, we ever nervous wasn't nervous, but I wasn't also confident. You know what I mean? Like not that I wasn't confident, but at halftime I wasn't like, oh, we've got this in the bag. Like it was opposite really because when I heard Munster had been cleared to come back on, that's when I was like that episode like we're on top . The only time they ever looked good was when we fucked up. They didn't sp theyread it side to side and we just screamed in Cuba yeah, defend. So in Coba played his cocktail. He did. What the fucks up was that? Dude, it was just like, I'd never at one point Caitlin was like, Do you feel better now? I was like, I'm just pissed off we had them in the game at one point because of stupid mistakes. Yeah , because big cuts couldn't hold onto the ball. Yep. That's it. And like they weren't in the game. Also, the one Lindsey Collins, that's bullshit. There's two shoulder chairs . Anyway, we'll get into a Thursday . But unless we will get into it Thursday unless you're listening to this right now and you're from yourself in that case. Don't fuck yourself. Yeah . Suck a massive bag addict. Here's a statistic. You're all fucking losers . Yep. Bronco's got the two points on the weekend if you're listening to this too. Was it a buy? Is that a technicality? Doesn't matter. Correct. They did get the two points. Should we get stuck into the first call, Josh? Yeah, we should . Let's do it. I'm excited. Well, ten lines. Hello Klutz and more than likely not also dark. Hello ball. It's the Ford Falcon fuck whiz. Hello I'm actually not coming near from the falcon, but I'm still being a fuck whit . Nice . Now look last week I heard at a class out of Darcy's mouth. Right? Oh God. It's a tough slog bend a Titan supporter . I mean, no shit. Specifically this year, even fucking worse except our last round young get fucked . Anyways, I figured I'd minded to tune in . Now, my name is the Ford Falcon fuck quit . It's not just a nickname or just for laughs . I do genuinely enjoy Ford Falcons. I've spent years of money at Ford Falcons because apparently I enjoy financial self harm as a hobby . You know, then you look at the Gulf Coast Titans everybody every bloody season starts the same . You know, new signings, fresh coach, big promises and somehow by mid season we're sitting there going fucking next year's our year, next year's our year fucking bullshit Anyway, that wasn't enough. I also own sailing yachts . That's right . Yachts plural because supporting the Titans wasn't enough misery I decided to buy fucking floating money pits that are breaking places you can't get a mechanic . Anyways, let's recap. I support the Titans. I love Ford Falcons and I own fucking sailing yachts . At this point I'm not sure if I've got fucking hobbies or a fucking severe addiction to disappointment . But the thing is every now and then the falcons run right . They run like a fucking dream. The sails fill up and we fucking boogie along and sometimes the titans pull off a wind that makes me think fucking hell we might actually have this and that's what the fucking takes one good weekend and you've got the thing thinking you maybe maybe like you're back thinking life isn't that fucked anyway boys , live ears keep up the good work . And if you have if any other fucking titan spores are listening stay, strong . probably We'll need fucking counseling by around twenty anyways , full falcon forever . Commodore never God, it's covered . I hope maybe it's not. Get fucked . One day I hear he's gonna trick his wife get fucked. Dude, I could run through a brick wall right now . I can run through a fucking brick wall right now. Sometimes Fort Falcons run well wind on sail stuttering and the fucking bumbling as well was just perfect. I don't know if it was intentional or not, but it was perfect . That's a real metaphor for life. Like that's a bloke who's taken a step back, zoomed out, done some deep self reflection and really knows who he is. You know what I mean? I love it. I fucking love it too. He's done. He's essentially captured the meaning of life there. Yeah That's not all sunshine and lollipop. And thank you for sharing the meaning of life with us. That's really good. God, that's funny. Because sometimes the falcons run right, the sails fill with wind and the titans get a win. That's just , that's what it's all about, isn't it? That's life. That is life. That's life . That was really special. What a way to kick off the show . Should we move on or Josh, or you got something else to add? No, I don't want to add . I don't want to add anything to that at all. If that doesn't fire you up here Monday, I don't know, even the fucking new South Waleshim will be up about that. Maybe we should send it to Laurie Daley. Maybe. Played up before game three, they might show you to ticker of those cuts. Yeah. I doubt it. Maybe I doubt it. It's probably better than the speeches he allegedly gives for four games. Time for bed . Anyway, fuck my phone's just locked. Give me a sec and let's move on . Sorry I'm padding trying to guess the boys is the cudge creamer, how fuckin' are we gent?le Good paul, how are you? Good man. Now I had the most humbling experience on this bank holiday weekend that's just gone, you know, a fucking I'm twenty six years and I ended up taking taking over this bird who's thirty nine milk stunner, milk with no kids, older woman, basically . And yeah, so we go back to hers. We're doing the deed and that and then fucking she , you know, we finished an afternoon in fucking class and I'm like, I'm lying there in bed and she goes, she goes, what she goes, What's that scar on your belly? So I'm like, well, I don't know, I have a scar me belly. I'm like, what? So I'm looking down. I'm like, What do you mean? She goes there and she like points at it. Bro, it was a fucking fold mark on where my flab is, bro . Literally , my fucking belly's been folding over that much, bro, and it's left a fucking line if she thought it was a scar . Aw, bro , it's not good . It's not good but hey, who needs motivation to go to the gym? More than that love you lords. Stay out of each other. Bye. Good eye . By get a back to back doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but I'll allow it given the quality of the car. I tell you what, not bad though if you pull it in that twenty six to thirty nine, that's well done. And also if you're folding over and you still clearly get stuff stuck into your work that must be alright there . And you'd be unstoppable if you get fit. I'm folding. I need I need something needs to change. I'm an absolute pig at the moment. I was explaining this to someone today . I'm still eating like I was when I was training doing one hundred K weeks every week and I'm doing five k a week. Yeah, right. It's become a problem. Yeah, that's fuck. Last night Rach made dessert for me, it was like this apple slice. It's so fucking good. How much chocolate did you have? Half the block. Before the slice? Yeah, nice. She came out and I was on the couch half a block down. She literally we had dinner together. She got up had a shower. I washed up the kitchen. She came and I also had a she's like, Where the fuck did that girl? I did. She's like before the slice, like, yeah, one hundred percent slice. Yeah. Double dessert. Yeah. Fuckin'. It's bad. I walked in with the top deck and pulled it out of my how much top deck did you put away? Well, that was half gone. Yeah, I did chip in for that as well. Yeah, but I said to Kate, I was like, oh yeah, look, I should have got this is a bit of a treat. She's like, Oh, really? She's like, how much have you had? I was like, Oh, well, Das help me. She was like, Oh, cool. I was like, Fuck yeah, that's gotten me away with at least three or four rows . And she had two rows. She like's, Oh, I can't have anymore. Put it in the fridge. And she's like, oh, I've got more trates in the cupboard , but we will have them tomorrow night 'cause we've had too much chocolate. I was like, oh, okay, good night, pour a glass of milk have the last two rows of chocolate, but bang can't. Glass of milk. I love a milk with chocolate. There's something about the combination in the mouth. Creamy. Yeah. Wash it down. Hm m I think it's also good to have a glass of milk every now and then. Yeah good for your bones fucking bones and shit if I had more milk I wouldn't have fucking fucking digital Well the only calcium I really have is in coffee sir. Yeah . So I don't even have milk doesn't cock anymore . Yeah . Watch and what? We need to shred for summer, I recommend you. Fuck yeah dude . We should still cycle not yet. We should still get a bit longer in winter. Yeah. Every week I'm like, this is my week. I'm going back to the gym and it's currently four hundred fifty Thursday. Haven't set foot in the count . did a session earlier this week. I'm a bit sore. Yeah, that's good. I basically have said to myself if I'm at the life the gym there. So just do at least half an hour. Like it, like no excuses. Yep. So I've met for the last two nights. So no excuses except for when I forgot my shoes and couldn't be fucked. I don't like wearing shoes at the gym. Sure. That's why it's good going to the gym. Yeah, you'd have to wear shoes. Yeah, it's good. Cracker was in there the Savo doing some fucking I'd hate to be in the gym with him . But I was also like, fuck, this is great. Yeah . A bit of motivation. Yeah Shout out to the Kudji Kremamer? Yeah, good work on creaming could. Two great hauls to kick off the show. I haven't listened to any of these either . So we've been going in hot, but shall we move on, Josh? Yeah, man . We should hole respect. I said I'm at the end of the pixar lamp jumping on the eye It's really that's impressive . Yeah, I've always wanted to do that. Yeah, fuck. Send us through a tutorial. That was sent in by Zach had a sore bum the last few weeks ex act. Good to hear from you, Zach. Yumps look too sorry. I can help. Man, I've been doing some fucking Caitlin made some fuckin' I've been doing some fucking heck and fartin' fartin' shit eye. You've been fartin'? Caitlyn made this art, this pie this week. She got into a pie work pastry. Love pies. Right, fuck she's a good cook. We got the slow cooker too. I can't remember I've talked about that. Just great. Game changing hat. I need to get a slow cooker to start putting me fucking m ood on and fucking get some slow. Put some meat on the slow cooker and then just fucking go fucking go fucking But she did a mushroom pie ce. She'd never she'd never done a pie before. When she 's got her book club in a couple of weeks and is she doing test runs? She's doing test runs. That's so good because her theme's gonna be Trad Wife. Yep, like it. So she's getting like the baby carrots and like doing like full traditional trab wife and cook up, which is really going against a ethos, but that's okay. It's a bit of a fun. Mate, the pie, like sensational , really delicious , lots of mushroom, carrot, all that sort of stuff. But I don't know what else was in there, but I've just been doing the most hectic parts. I know we just talked about getting in shape, but Rachel's dad also has entered about sixteen different categories in the Stanford show for his baking. No. And he's doing the same thing. You know, I'm testing testing, which means Darcy's also testing. Yeah, good. And he's testing a lot of caramel slides. I got this today actually. Rachel messaged me saying this has been delivered to home . They're called Freons. They're like white chocolate raspberry little fuck, they look good . That's so good. Warm them up for a bit. The best part about it is they've got raspberries so they're healthy. I've got that biscuit cadbury dairy milk and the apple slice. And you know the fuck thing about the apple slice? It has sour cream on top and the sour cream goes off tomorrow so I have to eat it all tonight. Oh awesome. Yeah, fuck that sucks for you man . Yeah, that's so bad. Fuck I'm so jealous, that's awesome. It is awesome. Should we move on? Are you really hungry as well right now? No, not right now. Okay, I thought this was what we're talking about. I will be later though. Yeah. I'll be stopping at seven eleven for a camera shake again. Yeah . I still need to try one . Oh, I dude. I'm getting right from it. The seven hundred eleven down the road from you if you're going towards Aspoly, has them . Because not all seven e hundredle andven have s the shape machines. So it's only five minutes from your house. Yeah . Nice. Is it a server? One of them? Yeah, server. Yeah, the one on the corner at the roundabout. Oh yeah , I don't know the one. Yep. Take third, exit. Let's move on . Gus , bucks. Hey Scowbo otball hell fantastic. It's over Nick and here coming in with one of Chris O's tales of the road. This one goes back a bit into a rest area to use the shitters one day and stop . As you do you pull up get in your truck you start walking for the shitters and the splay pulls in, wheels in real quick behind me on air . He comes straight out of his cat , runs to the fucking scrub on the night in his child's man holds his pants down shit straight on the grand . He sweep off and he's up , maybe don't understand which if you kill Ganderid or not fair enough, I'll take your word for seeing you fucking got a bit of tampass going on Jeeps and checks fucking apes if you last time with this big girl because I'm going on do a motor won't be driving such a big back but anyway , stay starting fuckin' morning . What a sign off. Fuckin' night . Yeah, Chris I was going to work for the mob that when I was plumbing we used to get all the fucking gravel off. So wouldn't that be fucked if I was still plumbing and Chris O rocks up and goes stay horny and then I back him in and he hits a powerline because I can't see well that would be fucked that would not be good. Not as fucked as shitting on the floor. So that's fucking crazy. Like surely you just get to the toilet. Yeah, you're making it. You're pretty close by the sound of it. If my uncle could hold it in the other day, yeah, surely. Geez, I would have loved to have seen that. Same bright. Are we gonna get up a few more pup stories on Wednesday? Yeah, I've got a whole bunch. We've also got an update on the billboard so stay tuned. Update . Stay tuned. Yeah. I haven't received many good ideas. So if anyone's got a good idea, we had one ourselves this afternoon . So yeah News also said if we I saw him commenting that if we did something he'd do whatever to get it happening . So it could be fun with diggers could be a lot of fun . Should we move on? Chriso, good hear your voice mate. Let's move on Dars has a gun balls. Goodbye. This corner in regards to fucking when you split your pants. I can say it's happened once or twice in my life that be a lie. But one of the memorable times is background's working his removablest. Working pretty heavy at those times fucking Bend down and pick something up a little too heavy rip there goes the shorts clock to arc like he was wearing jocks in those days to finish off the move and just my job so I should fly in the wind up the move . And by my luck she got used to go to school with it was their mum's place she got a nice eye for when she came in to go help my mum pack boxes and there I'm bending over to put a box down. So yeah imagine the head noise I cop those days here and protection was definitely needed. Anyway boys take it easy lovely spy. Imagine someone was copping a different bit of your head in the removal spit then. Imagine Barking hiring a rumour slate rock up in judge's jobs . What I would ask would be bad. Honestly, if it was blanche I'd be fucking around. He has, yeah. Be so fucking diced up. Yeah . Yeah . Fuckin' horny. That's what I want to get like. Yeah , hot and horny. Hot and horny. Fuck that'd be funny. He was watching someone . Maggie a tiny white as well and it's in a white seat you'd want to hope they're a good pair wouldn't ya? Yeah, fucking eyes. We've got one of here. I've had a good pair on I got the budgies. Yeah me too. They're good. I've got I'll just imagine like one of our mates was talking about the longs from Nobbies that we had back in the day. Like imagine you split your pants and you're walking around eyes in shit that's going almost to your knees . That's fast. That is crazy work. Shed out to Balanche though. Shed out to good blanche. Good on you for not letting it get in the way of your work, mate. That's the soldier. He is though. Yeah, we've always known that as well, haven't we? Yeah. We have. Let's move on . Love you blanche Gentlemen, morning Mud Cricket here. First of all, fuck Queensland go the Blues series, but you know, we've wrapped it up tonight. So yeah, absolutely Something that you've posted to socially that you shouldn't have. It wasn't me, one of the bloks I work with . I saw that he put a snapchat story up . Instead of sending it to his girlfriend he posted a picture on his snapchat story of him jerking off in the mirror. It's talking dirty like that cake. That was fucking hilarious Yeah . R , Blues have won the series See Boys . That's what I like to call a shit sandwich. The call started and ended poorly, but pretty good in the middle. First of all , probably the most unconvincing yeah we were Yeah, we wrapped it up. So you already know that you manifested that loss Caleb World Army know that you wouldn't have done anything last night in that call you knew you could tell you could tell that you fucking shit that.' Ands the problem with comes from down south. That's a belief Look, I could do probably a one hour monologue on that. Which we will do on the Thursday. Yeah, and then with you, I recommend we can get up to three Yeah, especially if we have a few fucking albeit a couple of fucking unstoppable fucking fucking strike. I do want to know if that happens with a work colleague, like probably using myself as a bad example because if you did that, I'd do one hundred percent bring it up with you because that's fucking harilious. Yeah. But if it feel like as random work colleague from my old job. Would I bring that up with them? Probably not. I just Oh, you can see who's seeing you still hey, fuck. Yeah , that's tough. So you're playing with your chase sausage, Kalem. And there's no way you're not like if you've accidentally put that on your story you're like, I need to know who's seen this. I also want to know what the dirty talk was. Or maybe that would be good. Because like imagine if it was like music yeah enough enough enough . That's fucked. Yeah, it's good though. Oh , do reckon if you did do that you would want to see who's seen it or have too much head noise to see who's seen it? I would feel like everyone has seen it. I'd want to know who's seen it. Yeah, I feel like in the moment I would be too frazzled and check it, but I think if I took a step back and really thought about it, I'd be like, I'm better off not knowing because sorry, excuse me. No, I would just know that everyone knows . Yeah , I think it would just be better to be like to assume that no one saw it and then approach it when it comes up because the worst case is the best case is someone sees it and they pretend it never happened and you never have to talk about it. Yeah . Whereas if you check it, you know they know. All I say is he's in the mining industry . So they would have screenshotted that sent everywhere. Yeah . Did you say fucking John Oscar? Clutsy fucking having a fat? Yes, spit on it again. Let's move on before Clutzy talks dirty anymore . It's a decided Hallelujah . How did we lose at Hallelujah ? We'll win at suncorp Hallelujah but I'm depressed now Hallelujah. I'm gonna touch my self now, Hallelujah . Shout out to that boy. Show that to the Hallelujah. Yeah, yeah. That's I didn't expect any calls from any blue. So the fact that he's, you know, cocked on the chin and called in. You've got to respect that. Yeah . It's very cool. But what I will say is you and everyone in your state can go and get fucked, mate? Yeah . Essentially? Yeah, you and all the other cats. You and all the other fucking cunts can go and get fucking fucked because we're just we're better than you at the end of the day. That's that's what it could do get fucked and leave me in line, fuck off and leave me to get to my life what's that off? You know that old cut in his driveway? No. It's an older current affair I'll see if I can find it and play it through. It's quite funny though . Clarzie and I do want to start recreating our favourite brown cardigan and internet videos like the caden with the cheese sausage is quite a good one Um , so if there's any good ones that you think we should hit, let us know because we will hit them . Anything else quite a buck? I'm hopefully going to be able to find this gods . Can you just leave me alone of my fucking live? That's it. Fuck, I'll see if I can find it for Wednesday guys because it is fucking all time. If anyone knows what I'm talking about, please send it through Yeah, send it through. We got one more call and then we'll get the fuck out of here, mate . Klutz, Das , how are you lads? Good call. Hey good. Thanks yourself. Yeah, good. Long necklocks here. Just wanted to get your thoughts on this one. Had rugby on the weekend and us being the good team that we are, we like to buy the case from the other club when we're away and this club that we were out on the weekend, not only were they grubs and started punching on after we beat them in last play , but they wanted to charge us six dollars fifty dollars a beer for a whole case . So that was like one hundred and eighty dollars for a case of beer . Especially want to hear your thoughts on that clutch. I'm sure you'll have some strong opinions on this. Yeah, they can go and get fucked and you should name and shame who the club is. That's so far. They should go and get fucked. Go and get fucked get out of house. You guys can all go and get fucked and get out of my life and that is my life get out of my house. I was thinking six feet was not that bad for a beer, but if you're buying a cake that's crazy work, dude. sixty five bucks ten beers. What's that? ninety five bucks for a cup . That's fine. That's stupid. I hope you didn't buy it. No, I would have definitely not bought that. Punching on after it. Right. Winnam gave us a free case of beer after we beat them on the buzzer. That's what you want. Like you know what I mean? And then we had we did a boat race with them. We fucked it up. That's what you want. They gave us lasagna. That's what you want. Like that's lasagna . That's a baller. Home cooked lasagna and shit for a day. Definitely they use mints from the butcher I'm not sure. I hope so. Well, you ate it. It was fucking good. Probably they said they probably did. Yeah . Or it could have just been a nice cheeky from woollies or cars. You'd never really know, would you? No, you wouldn't because I just fucking gobble. Inhale the cut yeah hard to taste when you swallow it. No fuck there's nothing when you play sport, it doesn't matter if it's fucking competitive social or whatever . After the full time whistle it should be done . Yeah, you should shake hands and have a beer and if you can't you're a winker. Yeah. And if you can't do that yourself, you're a real problem. Yep . Have a look at Lindsey Collins last night. Yeah Punch on. Yeah, right next teammate. Which is fucking awesome. Fuck you victor had that. Yeah , and thank you for giving away so many penalties. That's why we were so stoked you got picked in the town. Yeah Someone said to me today , actually , I don't know if he'll want this shout out. Shout out to Josh from High Street, got a haircut to day. He said to me If Victor Radley died, I would fortnight amote on his on his grave. I was like, Bro, that's a bit heavy. That's fucked. I don't even mind Victor. I kind of like Victor. Yeah. That's a big fucked. Yeah . That's what happens, though. That's fucked. Yeah, shout out high streets, shout out Lindsey Collins. I'd love to have a beer with Lindsey. Same . Be very good.

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