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And welcome back to the Budy Be this podcast brought to you by Ned. That's us I'm Das we have Boodyreri be Beers. We'veed reviewing craft beers on Facebook and now we bring you the conversations you'd more than likely hear from the front bar at your local and where are we today, Kluty. Mate, we're up at the Caco hotel and stoked to be up here. Yeah, living an laughing and loving life. This is our on the Piss podcast where We just sit down and chat shit for a little bit. and yeah, we're coming to from the greatest pub on Earth. so fucking how good is that? Yeah, M pretty fucking good Some origin paraphernalia has been erected upstairs in the fuckion room, which tends to mean one thing A game three decider at Suncourt, which is pretty fucking horny, but that's not for a couple of weeks. so No, potentially some cool shit happening there Yeah hiss table Alie's table. Is there an update? mayaybe we're not giving it today. Actually should we kick off the show by talking about when we left the podcast studio last? Thurday Yeah sh. Which if you've been living under a rock, Queensland win game to origin in Melbourne on Wednesday night Klutz and I working our backsides off up here in the podcast studio Thursday. Walk downstairs about Quarter past five. Yeah into like the front bar of the cackom here this's Oh here they come the fucking podcasters. Like what the fuck just can't Look up Alfie and' M sitting under the to some of the regulars. And one of the girls back for QRL was like, o fuck, this could be anything. So he got us over. we're having a yarn. Hes what do I say now Well, I' meant to go to footy training, but it's actually just been cancellled. and he goes, Oh. Well, it sounds like you're having a beer. I was like, Oh, and Dar, we've gott to have a beer. Can't just sit at home all the time, whichich is funny because we'd used the beer upstairs for a video. Oh I forgot about that. I literally had one sip of a skoon and then it and it for ag Yes. Yeah. and then straight into a beer with you. Yeah. inccredible what what a beer with certain company can can do. Yeah. like different scenarios can make you Get on the p. I also have a beer. Hope for everyone in their life that they get the opportunity to have a beer with Alfie Langer at one point because it is remark fun. He had the pub in the palm of his hands What about when was sitting up at the front bar and he wanted to go watch a horse race And he said, let's go down to the other bar. I want to watch this race. And his mate goes,h I'm happy. He's like, you're happy If you're happy and you know a clap your hands and then everyone Everyone's to do with He's right, we're going down the bottom Yeah. This craisy just All the little games and shit, like you could just tell he's He had a game, which it was basically like you had to answer his question And it went around in a circle And you couldn't use two letter two worded answers had to be a single word answer. You had like five seconds and you couldn't re aailables I didn't even know thatsither. Yeah we were learning on the fly. So the question that we were playing was asked, this is something you can get from the butcher So it was like bacon Mint, steak blah bl. I got done by repeating lamb, I think it was. Yes. And he'd said left hand skull So when he explain the ryaltyies, he's like, no repeating U No two word answers. left hand skull. So I lost the game. I to skull my beer. Keep in mind Klutine and I are both driving home from work. So I'm on my second scooner. Yeah,'m on my second scooner and I lose the game and skulled it with my right hand thinking it was no left hand skulls. Yeah. And then he's He's like, well, you sc that with your right hand. I was like, Well, what am I gonna to do here? So I went up to the bar and I was like, can I we always get a Heineien Zero canan you please pour it into a glass? Be I can't let Alfie know it's alcool free, but I need to drive home So I can't have another be so good. Yeah, we definitely got sucked into Alf's vortex. Yes, we did very easy vortex to get sucked into. One of my favorite things is the older fella I was there with his misses and he had a mar own jersey on and he came up and he's like Alpha is a cychle and Alph was so polite and so lovely like chatting to him and And then they started joking around a bit and Al was like starting pus him around and stuff and the dude's laughing and then his misso comes over. She like hugs him and he like He goes around and grabs her and they start like shicking each other up and down. And he's like, Well go on I'll grab it. And she's like grabbed his ass and then he's just grabbed her ass. and they're both just pissing themselves laughing. shhook hands and walked away. I I it was the same bloke you were talking about, but the bloke who was sort of pesting him a little bit kept saying like, you know, remember this and let's get a photo involve. Oh yeah. B walked away and he came back as there was a race going around It's one It's like, Oh I picked that one and Alphie. you just go Good on you mystery man. Oh good time. That's what happens at the Catton Hotel Mat. Yes, it's just the Kako. It's a great place. It is. G right great place yeah, Mate. How was the the coast on the weekend? It was good down at the GC at Cooling Guta Yeah weekend. Great spot had I don't want to say the best schooner of my life because that's a big c jp. That's a massive callal. But I've heard many great things about the Rainbow Bay Surf Lifesaving Club and we're staying probably eight hundred meters from there. so thought we'd best go down and at least check it out and fucking hell, I can see what the hype is all about. Yeah. That like snapper sllash, I don't even know what it's called Grey Mount like beach point thing there is fucking beautiful. And the fact you can sit up on a balcony It's like a single lane road that separates the balcony from the pub and probably the nicest beach in the world. That's not an exaggeration. It probably is the nicest beach. It was such a nice little nice shot by look at things. Well, the plan was we were going to dinner I was with my whole family. So Rach, my wife and my brother and I went the three of us. We're going to get the one Ber and then go back and have dinner with everyone else. And we went and had one beer, which quickly turned into two beers, which quickly turned into Do you think everyone would like to come here for dinner? Yeah. They didn't, which sucked. That's no good at all. No, but just a phenomenal spot. And actually like something else I wanted to bring up obviously Unrivaled schooner, G spot. They had a snack menu in the arvor and we dabbled in some wedges Imagine the full luck gravy float, you know those like? Yeah, ye, the silver ones ye. Yep, silver ones, sour cream thick on the bottom and then covered in sweet chili on top. Usually when you get wedges, it's like too little, you know Sparate source things. Yeah, no, you gotta have them both together. Dude, it was just like. And if there's anyone out there that doesn't like doing the double dip, fucking grow up. Fuck off Fuck fuc and grow up. It gets rid of the argument about which one goes first, blah, who cares? Yeah. Combined. Oh man, I was in fucking heaven. One of the great combinations. We definitely need to go back there. Great spot Well, I think I said to you after I saw that, I was like, does this mean we have to go to surf cllubs quite regularly? Unfortunately it I still think my favorite schooner in the world is the Yambber pub But this is this is there with it. L it's excuse me I've all of a sudden got the fucking yawwn since we sat out. It is sensational So yeah, maybe Klutzin and I are going to have to go on a mission to find Australia's best schooner. If someone's going to do that job I feel like we're pretty well to be Tw Bkes are quite well qualified to be able to do that. How many years have my experience in drinking schooners? Well illgal one. twenty six I don't know if had a schooner before I was eighteen. Neither Did you have a scooter Not sure. Okay Noot yeah, fucking h. Really? Wh I never had a schooner anywhere A Up at Woodgate? a long time agub just at home at the Powls cllub. Yeah, okay. Respect. That wouldve felt sick as a seventeen year old or maybe even younger getting. Who knows? That would have felt sick. Yeah. well, when you were called eighteen at the age of fifteen you've looked eightenth into a fucking force. I'm not surprised discussing this today though. It's starting to go back the other way poor old Harry makeup Um G The milk hunter. The milk hunter. He's been unmas. He's twenty five, Rw thirty one We hang out a fair bit Some of the lads are footy S something to make her re' e And he's like, what? like how old do you think I am? they Oh like thirty two. And I was like, holy shit. I was like, how do you think I am? like Oh twenty four, twenty five? Holy shit. I was like Swap those ages around and minus one and you got prettyangike. That's crazy. That's crazy I yeah like make' like, do I look that weatherered? Yes. I'm sorry to tell you, but yes. S, I'm quite happy with that. Quite happy to take the compliments there. How was your weekend the Turtleeneck and tiny specs? Turtleeck and tiny specs went off. It was good to have multiple peopleap come and go, this is fucking sick I half thought you would have worn it today just to show the people. Well, I think the tiny specs are at home somewhere. I don everything sort of got lost Lost in the g. Yeah, that's fair. It was it was a lot of fun. Yeah, had had the red tiny specs with the blow had the Jape shorts on at one point. So it was the Jape shorts with the blow Titleenck Roger Tvasa Shek's brother Johnny was playing for third grade Bond very vocal man for someone playing third grade football settle down, but love your work, nonetheless It was great though Like You showed me a video of some bl getting shoulder dislocated back? Yeah, yeah, no good. There would be nothing more humiliating than Coming to an oppositions field gettingetting up in the last five minutes. and then losing the game within that same time frame. and than being belittled by men wearing turtlenecks and tiny specks. Was I one of the people leading the charge of throwing chat? Absolutely. Were you belittling people? Yes, I was. Had I had a few drinks? Yes That's what happens at Yokee. It was great though. There was a fellow that used to play for James Coen. I was wondering tell the story Yeah. I heard this story yester. He's there. He's number twenty one for Bond. He was a fresh benchie I was like, Welcome back to Yoga, you're a coward. Colin, you're a coward. I got up Google Maps for just to double check. I was like, You can't have an hour and forty six minutes to think about how you kind have a btle that. Yeah. Well it's takaking even longer, I guess. Yeah. But man, there's a couple of them that had thrown chat back during the game You don't do that. No. So not going to lose in the last five minutes. Exactly. So when someone says ease up, bro, it's like, I'm Literally just getting started. That's the complete wrong thing you could have just said to me is When you're getting a ha and you know it's not a real laugh and someone's justri Yeah. There' a few other choice words that were said that I won't be repeating, but I think I got my point across. I think they would have their run. I deffinitely think I got my point across. Somehow we've beaten Bond twice this year who are the reigning preremiers and we're coming Eh or seventh Is there any chance the boys can still make a push for there is a chance it's a very There always There's always a chance. This could be the catalyst of great things. L lot of home games to go this year. so We're nearing your two hundredth too, are we not? We are I think I'm one hundred ninety three or one hundred ninety four. So this week's a b Otherwise it would have been Leight's dy. Yeah. Do I know why they're doing a competition why bu this weekend when the Suncorp test match is july eleventh? Buck Probably would have made sense to line those up, wouldn't it? Yeah. Who the fuck are we to make those decisions, th man? Yeah What would we know? What would you know? Unfortunately, I have no power here Be I would have done a bit more planning ahead of time, but Nonetheless, right We're getting close I'm pretty fucking keain to get it. Imagine if you roll your two hundred into the Wallabbys game or you won't have enough time for that. Maybe. Yeah, we'll say. I' need to s out who exactly we're playing ' I should be able to get a Friday night cap on the fourth, which will go what's that one hundred ninety four, maybe two caps the next morning up to one ninety six, possibly up to one hundred ninety seven with a third cap on that morning But u Yeah, we'll see what happens because fuck me it's threeree caps one morning because that's that be day. Plus one the day before. Yeah. That'll just be yeah. I'm pretty keen hey. my body is not loving me at the moment. It hasn't loveved me for a while but fuck it's getting off me at the moment. What's what what do you think the feeling the emotions will be when you takeake the feelield with that two hundred time. U I'll probably get emotional And then I'll be like, yeah, this is fucking sick get really serious and then realize it's a game of sixth or fifth grade football. Do you hope sixth grade? I think I'm going to make sure it's sixth grade Yeah. And I was I was chatting to Caitin. She's like a Saturday be better because more people are available And I was like, yeah, but like I've got like your obBs and your Wbats, all the management, all the coaching staff. They're all the boys I've mainly. played with over the years. T st senior Y as well. Yeah, staff but. Okay. I just I feel like you want to start as well. Yeah. you want to run on. You want to lead the team out? Yeah. it wouldd be pretty cool. There's a few lads that used to coach me that were down there on the weekend for a reunion of a premiership. They won when they played and they were like Fuck it sounds like you shat Timmy Shepard legend listening said you got to join us. So very, very close to the Being the next one in that two hundred carub, which is pretty crazy. D don't know how I've done it considering I don't train and my body's far. Maybe that's the secret. See, I think it is, but it isn't like I know a lot of boys that they come back and their body just f maybe the secret's not stopping Yeah, that's true. Like my body's just staying We're just staying rock hard the entire Like how many years have you been rock hard for now? R thirty one reallyally when you think about it. I came out Rock H with a blue and green cock And here we are the do, we've never seen that before. Yeah. I don't need the blue pill. I am the blue pill. Yeah, this guy's got to dick like a horse. Yeah, No. No. No I've got an arm extension that looks like a horse dick Tt know where that was going? But yeah, Turtleeck hony specs great spectacle. gotot taken into First tryed had a court session There's a few older heads that weren't there. so there's a few younger guys that need to be put in place next time, which hopefully will be down as a fine. Always nice getting invited into one of those court sessions It's I literally got in there, sat down, I got in there for the second half. I had the people on the bus and they were like, you get up and started. I was like, fuck Jpine pantning rums D don't really want to go back to beers, but you got to do with a beer. Yeah, very close to Yak City. That's a tough cot session. It really is, but yeah, kicked on after And then a pretty chill Sunday. Nice. So it's good. We've got a bit of an exciting announcement cluty. this all get finalized today. So it's hot off the press. But That's exactly right. You've done that very well. Klutsy and I are excited to announce that we are running a little bit of a competition with all the frothies out there. You might be wondering, what is the competition? Well, the good news and the exciting news is you can win a premium hospitality package for you and a mate to join Klutsy and I at the inter Dominion Grand Final night at the creek at Albion Park' harness racing. we're talking here. There's a horse by the name of leap to fame, which I've been told is essentially the Winkx of harness racing. I've got some stats here somewhere. I can't remember where I read it. Oh here we go Leap to Famees a Queenslander and on track to be the sports greatest of all time He's had eighty nine starts had seven wins and seventeen places So if you do the maths on that, there's only two times that he's like run outside the top three and eighty nine starts, which is insane. Hang onm sorry, sry can you read that eighty nine starts seven Seeen wins. seeveneen wins and placing. Seven wins on seenty wins. seventeen racings. So yeah, their interdominion is essentially like the grand fininal. They're calling out the magic round of harness racing.. And if you are a winner, you can come along with Klut and I and the night will include food, beer, wine and soft drink From six to ten PM with panoramic views of the track And behind the scenes access and you'll of course be able to witness history unfold as harness Racing's goat Lap to fame chases his third inter Dom title. Now Clutsy, you've had a night out at the creek with a few of our friends. Oh, I have. How was that night? So goode the catering was like next level straight into the catering. Yeah. Like obbviously when youre going into something like that, you need to know you're going to be well fed And we were well fed U Croker from the the Raiders there as well That's right. Yeah with a busted wing watching the harness boys go around. so You know what else is really cool You're in there. And the jockeys come up the harness jockeys come up in between races. That's mad. Let's come chat chat. seeee people, talk to owners, talk to trainers, that sort of stuff and then they go back down do the damn thing It's also so cool if you haven't been the harness racing veryery different to regular rising where you hear the jokey. Yeah, it's c thowing at each other. They are I'd love him Dave Kenzy, one of the OG Pper OJs Proper OJ U Brilliant art. Brilliant art, one of the great trots that ever went around. He was telling us about it. He said, yeah, it's just hectic out there. They just abuse each other then Mates afterwards and have some beers, but Yeah, man, it's such a cool night look suchuch a good little event space there. near the Breky Creek, which is a great pub in Brizzy as well. So if you do win probably will go there for a couple of schooners afterwards as well. as we make our way back towards the Caco, but Um Yeah, Mate such a good venue I think the thing you should be excited about the most is the catering. is the catering. And the go. Leave the And the go. But yeah, if you want to enter, we'll be running it through the Monday call show. So give us a call. You can hit the link in our Instagram and or TikTok bio to leave us a message. tellell us your best punting story and we'll be selecting a couple to take along with us. If you don't make it, if you're not a winner, you can still get a tick get they started just ten bucks to join us there on the night. It's july the eighteenth. It'll be a ripper Literally was about to say The brillantt Dave Kenzie story is a cracker. the day Klutzinble launching the strawberry and cream sour at Revel back in I don't know what year? twenty three maybe? twenty one dude. twenty one twenty twenty one because I was plumbing out at Ipswit. That's crazy. Yeah. Anyway, I remember rocking up there and We had a message come through the Instagram. this blke Dave was like, Bys, I'm really sorry I can't make it tonight. I actually drive trots and I'm racing at Redcliffe tonight. and I was like, fucking hell, like what are you racing? Were gonna get on that for sure. He sent it through the horsse was called Brilliant Art and it was paying like twenty to one or something. We all put five bucks on it. We're sitting around the table cheering everyone yelling. And I was like, what just happened here We just got on the truck because this dude couldn't make it' one Well worth it. pay for everyone's noise. Yeah. 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It is a gub act This blog He's packed up all the niles and shit And he's called out to someone below Here's my I got this box and nials I'm going Put it all in, it's all swayed I'm going to drop it down. I need you to catch it and put it in the bin just so they don't go everywhere S Almost like, yep, no dramas And he's white m And he drops it down the guy like leans over and drops it. And he says you card, whereere is he? I'm gonna to kill him? You see this bike running around' like what the fuck's that And then Oh bike comes back downstairs He's like, whereere is he? they're like, Dude, what the fuck did you slip over He said no took a shit in a box and dropped it off and it was a sloppy one And he's gotught this box It's exploded all over him from five stories up, shit all over him. Apparently this dude just used to do it If he left your tool bag lying around and go take a shit in it. Oh my dude just used to shit in everyone's stuff The nails like fucking came out ofside of the boxing. There were no nails. It was just the empty notebookx. I'd rather have a box of nails dropped on me than that. Yeah, fucking o. That is so fun U yeah, so He's like no one ever liked working with him because this bike would just do shit like that, which is which is noisy. The other one Another noisy one. There's a few people I know that are chronic I've never been one to piss in a you know I know myself well But I've never been one to piss in like cupboards and shit like that. Oh when you're like when you piss sleep? Yeah U, one of the lads apparently He used to do it all the time Anw. They were having drinks and up for a wedding, he's best man and They got real pierced They all go back to their accommodation. Oldbate went into his own room. It was adjoining rooms It's his job to get everything ready the next morning He's just fucking. everyone's gotten up. they're all cooking breakfast and shit. They they' hear this like scream. And They were like, What the fuck's going on The Broad to be comes out Her dress from about halfway down to the bottom It's just yellow. Allight comes out is. Geez, I'm hung, what's up? And they go You need to just fucking sort this out. I don't care what you someomehow ended up getting it dry clay. but imagine the morning of your wedding you wake up and your dress is covered in tears No way seeah, I couldn't think of anything. Ickon I reckon if I was a serial pisser, I'd honestly give up the pit. Like give up theank Yeah 'causeuse I couldn't deal with pissing on people and shit. Pretty crazy. That is crazy I was apparently I at had a few beers on Friday and I was apparently sleep talking something chronic Yeah long. I don't even talk I like yelling shit murmur. Yeah, you get layout. Yeah but it's funnyest Yeah. That's apparently what I was doing on Friday ike I was like, fuck I the wor sleep R' like, me, you fucking ke me awake all night c. That's good. Oh's good. Yeah. She's on the other foot. Oh no, she doesn't normally keep me awake. She just sleeps so easy. Yeah Yeah, it's no good at r. That's hectic from Pp though. The piss thing. Yes, the piss thing fucked mate. Ridiculous. When's the last time rec reckon you piss the bed? I'm trying to rack my brain. It's been a long time I think it's drilled into my brain now not to do it because I did it for so long Yeah, but I feel like you need to add context when you say that. Yeah, I know. Well know've know if you're a new ler. If you're new listter, I've spoken about it before, but I had chronic bed wedding issues til at least fifteen, maybe fourteen. It was not good. someome of the boys I caught up with on the weekend fifteen's head That's like when you F That's annoying. You're telling man. Yeah You're telling me Um someome of the boys like we never knew that like that's fucked and they were all like in the medical industry And I was like, I used to have to fuckking sleep where I had the plastic cover And then a mattress protectile then On top of the mattress protector was this like little fucking square bit of plastic that was hooked up to this machine that detected salt So with your p straight away. Yeah. What would the machine do? It would just make this Fox loud beeping to wake you up. Yeah, to wake me up It's like trying to train your brain T like recognize that feeling. Yeah Do you ever hear that noise in your dreams go? No do you know what it sounds like? A fucking smoke alarm. Oh, I hate that. So can imagine Yeah, like two, three o'clock in the morning? Yeah. as a thirteen year old kid, he fish the bed gosh, shit Here we go again. Yeah, it' so far. Oh, I shouldn laugh.' so far. That's too old to be riddled with that sort of shit. Yeah. Like he would have been going for sleepovers at people's housesn't shit? Why didn' it? Yeah Because of that. Yeah, Fair enough. 'cause it'd be like, dude, if I had to go for a sleepover, it's like, Oh grab a fucking adult nappy Hey, mate, there's your bed for from night sweet. Do you want to give me hand to put the plastic cover on the top? So far. That's heck. Iagine that. That's the shit you don't think about. Noah So fuck I hope you don't pass it down to your kids Yes, I can't deal with a fucking bed whder. I have to fucking slap it out of them. Get the fucking smoke alarm thing back out Yeah. Yeah, the smoke alarm will just happen a lot. But yeah, pretty crazy. That is crazy.ife crazy shit. Did you ever tell that to people when like in school N, just too embarrassed. Yeah off course. way too embarrassed. Can you imagine It's so funny now that you used wr. can do it. Yeah. Well, it's like, oh, what are you gonna do? pay me after something that happened fifteen years ago. Like it's not like you made a decision. You know what I mean? Like you can Helt? No. But like Which is so funny now 'cause you got the maturity level Yeah, yeah. I imagine at the time would have been imer eas Yeah too. For our mates. I would have P belieied for far less than. I would' have gone and sat in a drain pipe to eat my fucking lunch every day And then people would have fuck tough thing to live with it, that. Like full being fully. Oh yeah it's fucking Yeah, it's pretty crazy. Yeah. The relief when it no longer. Yeah I became a new person. Yeah. I can go to other people's houses. Yeah. Maybe that's why my cock's so small because I tried to shriek it back inside my body.ched and shut when you. It stunted its growth I reckon that's what happened. It could be. pooor sluggy could be. Still works. It's kind of crazy that you never relapse You know what I mean? Like you don' occasionally just Yeah the smoke alarms just get louder and louder I can hear him broght now. Yeah. I'm going to gooogle want to get up because I need to be able hear that sound and like know what. It's fucked. It's just so loud. This conversation's got me thinking about one of our maids what he was saying to us about some dreams that he's recently. What are the dreams I don't think I've heard this. He lives ye. I don't know how to say it without giving it away. You know who it is, obviously. Yeah. He lives with his wife. Yeah and he's having a different sort of dream to you. L Re Oh As in the last time I saw him, he was telling me about it. Oh I have a feeling I know who this is. Yeah. I think you might have been with him on the weekend. You picked him up and he had a carry ex ski to go Waiting for you at the front It's a tough one to explain to the misses, isn't it? Yeah, it is. That really is But whyy'd you do it Well there is a solution. turn you turn the spuckle out Oh boy I'd rather have wet the bed like you, then have that currently happens in forort That's crazy. That is crazy. That is crazy. That is crazy. And there is a solution to that. Yeah. A couple. There's a couple. Yeah I've never had that. Not in the last. How old my T one Yeah, not in the last fucking fifteen, sixteen years Yeah, I sign him. Probably about the same time you stop busy. Oh. I don't know if you've got anything else Before we go? No. I want to give you a quick update on the billboard saga Yes. We Essentially, Mr. Baisley, he's done a lot of hard work here has actually sent through the quotes to Kluty and I, which we're grateful for and we're in the process of sorting out. We are looking to buy a billboard in Delby. Y. Why did I say it weird? Is that h? now I'm in mine head? I know why I said it we but I'm not at to say what Howd he say? Dolby'solby. Yeah yeah. I just wigged myself out so hard then Originally we were thinking, like, tell us about your business and we'll put your business on there. But I was speaking to our good friend Donny last week and he said, wouldouldn't it be funny? to just have a piss up at the caxan and then take a photo and upload it. and like you can use the excuse of the photo shoot. to come to the pub and get on the pice. It would be, I've got to go to the Kaka. I'm doing a photosoot with Cluts and Das. And then the photoots literally just us having a be and will' put it on a billboard For the sake of it, That'd be fucking' awesome. The other thing I thought we could potentially do, which I thought about today is do an underwear shoot with Badjie Smuggler Yeah. and we can give someone the opportunity to say that they're a interternational swimweay model. Yeah, like we are. It's a good title. It's a good thing to add to your LinkedIn and your resume and email signature. A couple of billboards we could potentially get going with them I kind of like the Dolby one because it's just very random. Yeah, it would be. We bought this build. And there'd be a a couple of folk out that way who wouldn't take too time bikes like us in that sort of stuff Dama N up to you, Bro But I reckon snz wh have a couple of close calls, driving out of town Wh't we have to see over the distracted Sn's might be having a couple of dreams after he drives past those billpoards