The Price of Pies and MasterChef

Righto Fothies, just because Magic Ground is now over, it does not mean that you need to stop enjoying the greatest beer on Eth. In fact, it means quite the opposite. It means you should double down on your consumption of the greatest beer on Earth. Our favourorite beer Responsibly. Responsibly, of course. Albi Laga. Clutzy and I had quite a few of them over the Magic Ground weekend and we're looking forward to enjoying for the rest of the footy season. But There's more to it than just that. We spoke about this a long while ago about potentially taking our listeners out for a Corporate goolf Day in quotation marks and giving them an excuse to get out of a day's work. So if that sounds like something you could be interested in Reach out to us in the DM's and we'll see what we can arrange because our friends Albi want to make your dreams come true. Yeah, look, we're happy to do whatever sort of corporate day as well. So let us know your industries, let us know where you are. and if you've got Alby On tap at your local golf course, that will help even more. So Keep getting around Alby and keep getting around the love of the pub. It's Aussie owned and Aussie made. It's our favorite BR, so make sure you grab some Alby today Do you keep hearing podcast ads like this one, for example, but always wonder how you actually get involved with them for your own brand or organization? Well, it's easier than you think. We're ACast, and we give you the platform to do it all yourself. Browse thousands of popular podcasts, choose the shows that match your perfect audience, set your budget and launch And if you want a hand, our podcast specialists are there to help you launch with confidence. This is podcast advertising without barriers. Get started at aast d. com slash advertise And welcome back to the Body Brilli Beers podcast brought to you by Ned. That's Kottsom Das' the Boody Brii be Beers We we started our reviewing craft beers on Facebook. Now now were bring you the conversations that you'd more than likely here from the front bar at your local and where are we today, Katzy? May we're the Caxton Hotel on a fantastic Friday for us, but it's a lovely Monday for you This is the Caxon Hotel, the greatest pub in the world. This is our blowing the Frothff podcast. We're hear from you guys, the Frothy stuff. If you want to get in touch Hit the link in our Instagram and or TikTok bio and clut it we must remind the frothies out there of the competition which is currently running. Yes, come to us and experience one of the great nights of some of the best catering in the world is so fixcited on the catering. We will be at the inter Dominion, the harness racing, Grand fininal, magic round, etcetera, et cetera. july eighteenth, you can come along with us. food and drink included Bood for an unbelievable night at the creek and all you have to do is tell us your best puing yarn. That's it. You'll find me at the party Pie Spring roll, seafood cocktail. section. Y Yeah, basically not anything to do with food on. And beers. Oh and beer. Oh, wow Well, you got you got to wash the catering down with some danger Josh. Yeah you can't just sit around and eat all the time. Now, I haven't listen to these calls. I should start veting them because we'll save all the punting calls for one show. that one or two might sneak in here. Yeah, it's okay. That's not going to disqualify them. No. They will still feature They were competition. but yeah, we gott to do is give us a call And we'll be doing a show in a couple of weeks with all the greatest punting yarns out there. Um We've talked about a couple already. so that Matdie Berbeck's actually sitting in studio will have to get one of his good punting yarns. I'm sure he's got a shit load of them Um He said he's never picked a one in his life standard. Yeah standard. How are you going, Josh Mate, not bad. I'm got a bit of a knee issue at the moment. I really want me. Yeah niggling knee, not good. That's so good when you're getting towards your two hundredth. No, it's not. but it's the same sort of niggly knee thing that I just need to like sit buuckle. Yeah. So Tonight, Caitlyn's going to watch Toy Story with her mum and her sister. respect. So it's pants off, cock out pint of ice cream. Yeah, watching the fucking footy. ye just really You're really enjoying myself? Just rehabing. Yeah, rehabbing. Yeah. What's on tonight just a bit of rehab. Just a bit of rehab. And by rehab, I mean sixteen wanks and a liter of ice cream on. My rehab is a shit ton of ice cream, some sort of burger and watching the Gold Coast Titans beat the bulldogs and the Bronos beat the roostter is correct. You hope U good chance some of the roosters boys will be back I was pretty cool that came back to the Kaco after the Finns game. The roosters did. Yeah because obviously Almate fucking owns the pal. Yeah, of course. Almate Jackson was here drinking by himself do with that what you will But he ended up sending photos at like three AM with Yeah with this blke And we're like, who the fuck is that Gys it's Rex's passing flight Dude I would Honestly, if you say No offenseive re bing flight. No, no offense to Re bhing, whatever the fuck his name is. Natalie I was gonna to say, if you sent a phot with a blog and did this is Rex's bathhing's about, I be like what is he related to Natalie or something? You are my vood job, my vood job Great track. I might listen to that on the white home. B Road traders is so underrated. Yeah. two thousands Aussie bears Eskimo Jo. Esimo Joeronic I can't wait to ask whyine I w make. You can't wait to ask Farrenon about the Ronic about the I can't wait I haven' told him and I'm saving it for the Thursday. I can't wait to tell Faron about you and the fucking hot waterwall situation. Cluton I had a conversation today that left me in stitches. It's been added to the nodes. donon't worry, so I won't forget. I will forget about it then remember Look, I get it, but you can't drink from it Anyway, should we get stuck into the first call? Let's do it But D It's the Terson tripod here. First, I'd have to preface this by saying that I am in a happy long term relationship But question for the pod. what is the most single guy thing you do For example, myself All we use the same set of cutlery as many times in a row before I have to wash them. like if I'm having something that's a bit wet AG like lasagia or pasto I'll give it a claim, but if it's just a bit of crum She's all fair game for a few times r Uh another thing shampoo U I've currently runan out of He. So next best thing that I could find Dog shampoo. Hot dog. Fuck Oh away we go Anyway, yeah I was just wondering, what is the most single guy thing That's some of the listeners day. Oh my go. Congratulations, Queensland We'll we'll win it in Queensland if I can get up yeah That is that's too crazy Dude. I was expecting him when he said he ran out of shampoo to say body wash or something. I literally had a sip of water and it nearly came out of my dog shampoo. Dg shampoo is f way Dude. remember when our mate remember when our mate ran out of u body wash and soap So he went and got dishwashing with Who was that? Oh you'd know the Mayoan. Yeah, yeah. it checks out. Probably the most single thing auto was Mayoan's a deep cut from the pook very deep cut. My single thing a Auto was U mostost of the time Because I'm in a rush and I'm really unorganized, but I'm not in a rush. I just dump my clean clothes on the floor M What do you mean out of the dryer or out of the washing machine? Like if I get so I've got my separate room and I'll be like, o fuck I forgot to get them out of the dryer. Yeah. So I get them out of the dryer and then I putut them on on my computer chair and then when I go to sit on the computer chair, instead of packing them away, I just chuck them on the floor. So I've got like a pile of cleink cl and then I'll wash them again Yeah, eventually. they never get They'll be like fuck I don't on the f for a while. Yeah they get mixed up a bit. The other thing that I do and I actually think this is a bit of a hack. You know, when you get to the end of your s Hm And There's still some left in there. Yeah, fucking fill the g up with water All your home Ml Pum pum Yeah I was p in a bar. Pump sope ye. I feel like it's hard to do single blke things when you live with your misses. My favorite thing that any single bg ever does is the fellas that set up in their living room with a camp chair Yeah and a fucking TV on a milk crate or something like that. Yeah. It's like biges can just live with nothing. When my misses goes away, I pretty much exclusively cook with the air frried, does that count That's up there. And just put everything in there too. Master Chef teaches us that you can cook fantastic things with the air. especially when you got the Bloody quadlock thing. Oh de, I fucking love that thing. Yeah. I'm trying to think of' anything Tw of them at the lifeve. So you can imagine that I just have fucking just a record quad air. Yeah, De I'm trying to This is sorry, this is really weir. You're gonna love this. I probably should have saved it for the Wednesday show, but I forgot to write it down I'm not going to now. It's fresh in my mind Something about modern day appliances, Darcy, I really enjoy. I was there at the live today and the microwave went off and it had like a little tune. It's not like your classic but knitting Yeah That thing. Our washing machine, in my head I already know what the tune is. Our kettle does that. d O kle I could piss me off but now Not too bad It is that you just get off on. I just think modern appppliances singing songs for you. playing tunes. Fucking fantastic. I know it's there so that you hear it And that you go and action it But it doesn't mean you can't enjoy it. Does't mean you can't enjoy it. There's something about modern appliances that I just love so much. Yeah Tell us your favorite modern appliance chann. Give us a call, tellell us Yeah. Give us a call and sing hum or or your favorite ch mododern appliance ch. We'll do a whole episode dedicated to it. We'll sit an appliance chann. We'll see if we can pick what it is. And if we can't we'll buy you a new one No, N we were. But if Harvey Norman wants to sponsor it great integration. great se Yeah hall we move on, Josh I'll have to come back to you on the most single blg thing I do though. So stay tuned for that. Oh, I know what it is. Gday boy. I know what your thing is. Yeah five. Fucking shaving in the car. Yeah, that's true. yeah. That I've got a It literally rocks me every time. just give a bit of context. I've got a an electric razor that collects I'm not fucking lathering up with shivving cream and a razor in my car. Is see every time I giggle to myself S go Oh fuck, it's gonna have a quick shake. Yeah sayangang in my car. It's c, that's the most s thing. It lives in my car. Yeah iter lives in my car. It's like right now it's in the cup holder in my Santa Conzo. It's it's I'm not one to judge at all. I just find it fucking hilarious. It's efffficient. Yeah, it is. Rach actually f things she goes, what the fuck? 's time. didn't have to stand in front of the mirror this morning It's crazy It's like. Your car carpet's not actually black. No, it's just covered there. I actually also have fingernail clippers in my car and do them in the car too quite often. I'm just a pig and just fuckking. Biteem ripp my cs off. I do a lot of Really hard to do it with text on my phone, evidently, seeing as I'm on fucking good behavior. Yeah Anyway, let's move on. Goodday boys, Batman here. Darcy, a couple of years ago went over to Rotenst Island and hired one of their bikes to ride around for the day. And the first time I've gone to hop on the thing Bang pants just torn in half like absolutely destroyed. So yeah, I spent the next few hours riding around the island with my cock out Fucking hello Cockers. Also, Is there anything more humbling? than a hicu Be earlier today I saw these two blolkes arguing and one of a mid sentence his fucking hiccuped and he might have been making some really good points. But immediately, like then and there ang you have lost the argument. There is no recovering from a hiccup as a fully grown man.. All right, Great point. Cock out with your cocker. Yeah, I say. what about the cockers? No, I like it. I like it. I also think yeah, there's nothing more frustrating and getting hiccups. If I'm getting ped in an argument and someone hiccups, well, you can't even fucking make your point with that hiccuping T not stuttering. Yeah, literally Does that make you that nervous Yeah. what does this hcup even come from? I don't know. Yeah, I'm not sure You can't sit home all the time. It must be like an air pocket or something in your airways. Dragon people understand that joke, I mean you and I so often say can't just I reckon there be a select few people that od I did that do like it Kay Yeah Today. We do it all the time now myself, James and Dorny. 's this new girl that started. She's Scottish. grew up in Spain ved I. veryer interesting. but I did it Um, Janza good bit of chocolate, isn't it? She's just looking at us. I was like Do you suuff a favor and going on to brrown Cardigan and you'll learn a lot about moism. We actually quite a lot of their stuff don't we? Yeah Do you like it, Kluty? I think it's the best page on Instagram I grow onn the internet, it's the best content on the. And like you can just go and pull up any of their YouTube collaboration or of their collection, sorry. And just like even the Instagrams, Do you see the Instagram story the other day of the guy who was like on the back of the van who was standing up while it was driving and they'll filming and going, holy fuck. And then when they would ever speed upum the gun fell off. It' so funny. I almost guarantee if I go Brown Cardigan now there'll be something like It's unbelievable the amount of content that they get because it's all just red hot with registration's hanging in to do with his aret fucking b. He must be a plumber. Best page on Instagram. Oh mate so good so. So yeah check out Brown Cardig, especially if you're not from Australia, we've a few international listeners. Blke keeps commenting on our sppotify, which we love to see. Thank you from South Africa. M, If you like this podcast much. You will love Brown Cardigan. Yes, yes. jump on Brown Cardigan. Anyway, shout out to Brown Cardigan. We love your. We do And let's move on, Josh comes in from Patrick He boys, Porky or the Halleljah man here. I've got a punting story for you. It was New Ye's Day this year. We decided we're going to try and drink twenty eight schooners over the day and obviously when you're doing that you have a Hunton we're lose a bit of money, but on this particular day we bought a fair bit of coins We Yeah yeah We're fluctuating up and down a bit ys said, I've just put twelve blls fifty H Y on this course It's called knock off beers and I think it was paying fifties fififty threees, maybe Anyway, it fucking flew home and we were cheering. We were up I think it was mod have been seven hundred eighty or eight hundred and eighty bucks, we ended up walking away with a flat horse alone And we needed to round down to pull out an even share of money there and walk away And I said, Oh, would you guys be mad if I put eighty bucks on horse eighty dollars called Later Alligator. Great no. the boy sa I was joking, but I u did throw eighty dollars at it and walked back to the table proudly me thinking this is a fucking stupid whatever. we look up on the screen after we didn't know where it was. We weren't watching it And um Look up at an eighty dollar ple. one later alligator. So we walked away with a shit ton of money That's very good. That's fucking awesome. Hallelujah. That's obviously the front runner for the competition so far. Yeah, mainly given that there's been not There's nothing better than when you say look, You can do all the form and stuff that you want But when an omen bet comes up But when we got on the patty pane six seven Race six number seven, we're just And it was paying four hundred twenty. Yeah. L that's the stuff that that was never going to lose that. Nine n, n Some Maybe mayaybe you should do a wake of We put a dollar on every race six number seven and see what and see what we could just do it on a Saturday. there'd be three. Yeah The six seven B. The six seven bet. Doain formatting Does main formatting work? Let me just have a quick look tomorrow looks like Race six number seven. Racing tomorrow Eagle Farm. Rice six Number seven is Prince Levi. sixteen bucks. fucking eleant. Jesus. Corfield race six Number seven Well That was a level cough. sound like myle. Ground control fourteen bucks And then Rose Hill Rice six Number seven scratched. So damn, don't like your shires Anyway, Good to hear from me. Shall we move on? G we shall. Do you keep hearing podcast ads like this one, for example, but always wonder how you actually get involved with them for your own brand or organization? Well, it's easier than you think. We're ACast, and we give you the platform to do it all yourself. Browse thousands of popular podcasts, choose the shows that match your perfect audience, set your budget and launch And if you want a hand, our podcast specialists are there to help you launch with confidence. This is podcast advertising without barriers. Get started at aast d. com slash advertise Nice sou to dro offee here s been a while, been a fucking long time. sitting here in the escavator and got me thinking Theyace like mas. It's eighteen something fucking rather. Oh fuck where the cat and cookles around Look of six counts stand around the table around the in the fucking boat now it kick right there kicked left there. If I remember correctly. Fuck How the fuck they do that? Oh, he said maps. Yeah, maps. maps. I was like, what the fuck is this guy talking about? It's a great point. D it ease. U how did they make masks? Bea apparently now they use satellites. That's what they want you to believe. Ancient sketches to complex data systems. Yeah, okay. Early cartographers used astronomy and geometry. fuck off. It'd be pretty tough job being that what do you do for a liveving I make maps. Like how the fuck do you know what's over there, Con? Howd a Captain C Mate Pardon Make a map of Australia U compompass bearings and drawing fair chart. Yeah, Dude it just seems like Fuck they must have been fucking smart and good at drawing. I don't want to like get too U like what's the word? like too much of a scat thought for a Monday morning, even though it's not Monday for us. but If you think about like that L right now you're like, Yeahah, they really would have had no idea what they werere doing but they probably thought that were fucking the best What do you reckon this shit like that now? where we go? Yeah, we know a f And in twenty years they're going to look back and go what Why the fuck did those cs think You know? That was the right thing to do. Yeah. Do you reckon? um that The settlers and stuff at the eighteen hundreds were into cock jokes What makes you ask that? But can you imagine if you' just like a map scriber or n snakle to be a massive car. What you're not going to question at all What's that Dick Island? Yeah. Why'd you call that? Penis land. It's only two inches. Van Penis land. Yeah Kotie's favorite. Yeah U it is that is a fact that's that's a wig out for a Monday. Yeah, we didn't want to scramble your mind too much but you know that does happen. It's Friday. I' mind scramble enough from that. Yeah, exactly We're on the opposite end looks like we've got another message here from the self contontroled Froothy.'s who's got to say hfully it's not self control Froothy again I'm spending too much time alone. I'm thinking to a shit. The say day' work I'll a movie in there How am I watching Monsters Inc off this little cirface? I get it You could have given me a thousand guesses of what movie he was gonna say there and I would nott have said. Did he say CD as well? I was thinking music. Yeah I think what he had was actually a DVD, which is even more crazy because it's got video on it, not just audio. I know like records when you look at them, they follow us f Yeah, they got bumps and fly lines but it's fucking phenomenal. It c isn it? Yeah. Like that's good technology. It stood the test of time. Video killed a radio star. Yeah it's a shame. What did podcasting do Gave Ts like us a chance. T. Gave gave two T white men middle class Australia a platform to say stuff, which is what everyone in the world wants Ns Not wants needs. Ns, sorry So good on you for tuning in. U It is a bit of a week out. D ever ever like video like There'd be a lot of younger listeners who wouldn't have experienced the old VHS videos when the tape on those went. Yeah fuck per Well we used to takeape homeome and away from my nan. So mum would go take all these fucking videos over to my nan so she could watch home and away at the farm because I had no reception out there. Oh really And then M would get like a collection of what anywhere between ten and twenty. B, back and type over. she type over them Insane. You used to tape shit. that's so funny. My granddad used to. And then I remember when he they upgraded the Foxell so you record on Foxe. recordord changed that changed lives for families. Yeah My granddada would record movies on Foxtell So you could watch them whenever. Yeah, that's good How do you think he's going with the streaming service? This is the fucking greatest invention ever Whatever I want at any time, I can just type it in and it comes up. Rz It's this old movie. He was talking about this old movie the other day You wouldn't find it mate. It's came out and blah, blah. It's the best movie've ever seen. Google it hide it for him for one dollar sixty nine cents or whatever How'd you find that Magic. I can find anything How much is he' pay us, donon't worry about it. How much is that a dollar sixty nineents? Ohh, fuckking hell have. You know how you always find us winers with patty pain? It's the least I could do. This is your This is your patdty payain to him. Yeah, exactly Anyway G'sood to he from you No self control,rollley. We miss you. let's move on. Fuckking Hey boys, it's your split stream here. Hello b I want to touch you on M startass today Crop Almost specifically the the little law metal ricking part on. Oh, kind of a Why the fuck is the Gadwrap one on the outside of the box Then once you get to al fooil and baking paper It's on the inside of the bx. ike I understand why Glide reps on the outside and logically, All the others should be on the outside, but no, they're on the fucking inside. and I fuck up my rip every single time pain in my asshole for sure So can we do something about this ship please Are they not all the same No hasted different I thought Ma all the same. D there's somewhere on the bottom and then there's somewhere on the top. It's like real fucking annoying I fucking. I don't know about you, but no matter where they are, can't you? I hate wrangling glabra up to come From my grilled days, I got very good at it L there was a process where you just chuck the fucking roll down, put it Did you have one of the ones with the? you could pull it across on. I got used to using just the roll. Yeah And not uck We just because you have to do it We don't use much Gladwp. I hate gladwrap. p the ass. It's also it's good once you get it. Like once it's working for you though, it's quite a good But as soon as you fuck one part, you' got to get rid of it throwning you fucked. Yeah fuck If hunt runs out, Jesus. All like the container ply Yeah, it's good. It's also more environmentally friendly, you know? It's glass as well. so no micro plastics Last of my wres. Microplastics, the least of my wres. Probably top of my priority. We didn't have the thing fell off the end of our fucking tap. We didn't have like a filter on it, sir. That's al right. Yeah I saw something on sixty minutes about filter water. I was like, filtter water Cu he has like a hundred years old drink You not thinks I mean air right a cereal good. Yeah, Yeah ye ye Yeah, you'd be swight , I'm not filterered water man fucking three years ago. to so I'm goingone. It's not a worry, don't worry about that. We had some friends. I dr a toilet. They used to have a filter assist who was living U and his brothers pllies with these misses And they had this filter system on the water. he kept being like I've gone to bunnings and got these things and like some people only do. The water pressure is so bad and I was like, why are you doing this Now we just want fills to board up Oh oh You're reducing the size of your pipes. You're not getting anything good. alsoso it doesn't know Just have fucking flu ey water you sway.ink from used to drink from fucking hose growing up, brother. Yeah I turned out. I still do. Yeah, it's delicious. taste. When I was on site, I legit used to do that Yeah It actually tastes good. And you put it on full board and you pretend like like a dog? Yeah So much fuck I love that though U Sh we move on Okay, Josh final call. Let's get stuck in. Bys, how are we? Goodool. How are you? So I just paid seven dollars seventy for a pie And it was a good pie, but I feel like seven seventy is just too much I feel like six dollars to six fifty is a fair price If it's a good part. What do is reckon about this? What he reckon's a good price for a pie in twenty twenty six. Everything else has gone through the roof Why? A fucking hash Brown from Mac is Rght to be fifty cents. It's now like three dollars fifty cents, but the hash brown itself hasn't changed the same with the pies, you know pie' still a fuckking pie meat and pastry. The only difference is is probably the cost of all the fucking deliveries for all the materials, etcetera. So What do you think is a fair price for a pie? H have a good one boys. I love have bace. I want to first of all, I want to hit the Macers thing. I want to know if there's still fucking u Not loose change menu, but it was like a upsell thing You you be able to get dollar cheseburgers or dollar fifty cheseburgers on top Oh do you want to add a cheeseburg for a dollar fifty? Yeah, guess what? I wantanna add three Colutely I do brother. Iy wantanna buy a double cheese for six do and ninety five and I could get fucking three cheeseburgers for fifty. Exactly. Um, Why would I get one hasash peround for three dollars fifty when I can get seven three dollars fifty. Thats if you think about like percentage wise, that's an insane marker. I still remember the thing that blew my mind the most at Macers was when I did my management call, it'd be even fucking worse now. The cost of a chicken nugget, a single chicken nugget was less than like Six cents or. So they'd be buying was it six or cents? zero point Would they be they'd be buying packets of hash browns for less than three hundred and fifty. Yeah They're so fucking good though. Yeah So fucking good D fry in three minutes. So fucking good. They are fucking good. Now back to the pies. I think it depends on a lot of things. likeike if I'm talking Like a servo pie. I'm not paying seven bucks at a serv. I'm not paying six bucks at a servo five hundred fifty I'd probably call, but it'd still be expensive You know what I've been doing recently? What The seven hundred eleven traravel pause. Yeah We've spoken about this at length. You know how much? I know how much you love it. shadow you for it. Yeah, they're so good. Sorry. Do you think should be here again He's got something to bring out with the Australian population. Maddie wanted to introduce his mum and dad to a crumb sausage. So' sitting across the room. I'm sure you're loving the silences people. No, sir. Yeah. The one at GBunk does do a crump sauces, but a lot of them don't. They are really good though Yeah Mat because his parents were here from the UK and he couldn't show them what a crumb sausage is. They are good. Putsy. Strange way to talk about the warts on your cock U isn't an interesting one. We just talked about the price of a servo p. I feel like Bakery pi almost has to have this similar sort of pricing structure as a servey ppe, yet they're better quality. Yes. And then I feel like you go to like I'm trying to think of like a cafe or like what There's like an elite, you know, like gour A pie and that's I'd probably spend seven bucks on one of them But it have to be like a it's crazy when you go to the pub and they have pine and chips or something and it's like do it like you pes So I never hear that Yeah. What is a Guinness P It's like a pie made with Ginness, I guess. the mint and the sauce and shit They're pretty good, but I also would never waterder them. L Ia a snitles. See the thing that like D The thing with pies, I love them. firstirst of all, I love Carly. We both Look I want look something that's clearly either made there Like handmaade. L handmaade. O cheap and nasty or good quality that's made off site that's like snap frozen that it's not just for the worst part about a pie is when you speent if you spend seven or eight bucks on a pie Yeah and you hold it and it falls soggy and it's soggy Structural f integrity f horrid. I think u