Wine Hacks and Closing Remarks

And we're live on match day as Doug reaches for a buffalo wing He's got it. Oh and he's gone for a can of Bsy too. What a finish! There's no doubt about it. It just tastes better. Match days deserve Bepsy ce and milk for. We've had Digbey before you were born. That's a hack. Yeah, is it? That's not a hack. Anyone else turned on? WTF. O But you know what I mean? O. My hands are stickking because I had Largerita poured over my head Hello and welcome to Bottoms Up with Alan Carr and me Lee P. We are the show where we attempt to learn about wine. So pour yourself a glass and tune in M. H Oh dear For those listening currently, Alan is sporting a cat A cat, what are we calling this? A beer hat, A beer cat. I can't hold my lagerata. Yeah, so every time we start our podcast, if you haven't seen or listened to this before, R welcome P. Where is that coming from Thes got coming from the tube. We start like a bottle bank. We start with a welcome drink. And we're starting with a lagerita, all right? And this is a refreshing love child of our Zesty classic margarita with a crisp lager This is from A. He This is Sandra. so. Oh that is so. This is so gummy It was horrible. I mean war boarded o with alcohol, which is okay Trture for some. So this is from the Drinks Bureau and they have kindly sent the caps, the hats. Don't worry be happy. So the Drinks Bureau are a bunch of cocktail making misfits apparently, creating day Aard winning drinks that don't take themselves too seriously. Fun packs, big flavours and good Tes, right? So see, I have quite a big head. That's the trouble.ll putut some lager in it. But how would you do it? That' last made I'm dredged So we've got what we call the lagarita, which is laga mixed with margarita. All right? I it in there. ye. Yeahep. It's not going to go wrong is it? Be I will go Oh no, love. for that idea. All right, and then you just drink it from there? No, it's gonna go in the hole. Oh no. No, no, no. Right, donon't sabotage me because remember sabotage it Do you want lager or not? Okay For those listening, Alan there is currently thirting a tube. Oh I see. So you put the tube tube and then just suck on it. So this is good. Okay, great. What the thing What does this do? I don't know. Oh that stops it. If you don't know how it works, you're gonna drown M Yeah, but it doesn't stop its you can't stop it. Yeah, that's it, you gotta press the nose of it don't work Lovely. Oh, that's I have to say that lager eita Just in time for barbecue season, picnics and worldld Cup Oh God it's A Largerite. o, I can feel it dripping down my back Our lagerita is built for laid back sipping, like sessionable and dangerously easy to enjoy B' served. Best suved Iced cold Okay . Oh I know, this isn't great. So What was that saying? It's best served ice cogs. ser the can. N in a hat. This is dripping.' feeling naughty pops from chill cans into our cheeky beer hat for some hands free sipping. Do you know what as well? fourour percent volume gres. Tell that to be dry cleaners. Off go the hats of the margaritas The lager eaters, I should say. Oh God, there's not much left. I think I've had most of it. Well my top has. I will say though, it is really nice. And I love that. Don't worry, beer happppy. And also as well if you're watching this singing, Ohh God, I wish I could be more fashionable with my alcohol. We've actually got something coming up quite soon. Yes, fashion Yeah, We We sa spoil it. We saw these cats. And we thought we need to tap into something that not many people have. So bottoms up coming up. soon a fashion special. It's like a wine gala. It's like the met gala. Yeah, ye, yeah yeah, exactly. On a budget. On no budget. So do tune in for that. Right. Okay, shall we clear this? Give us a little bit of.all we you know what? I'm glad got rid of those elmers because my life flashed before my eyes and it was not a British sight. What do you see Oh drinking. Para Mulbeck. I have to say though, Lag and Margarit a bit for Revelation An time I have laga is when I'm hung over, so every day. But I think when he's got their margarita in it, I think it gives it a lift. What I will say as well it is only four percent volume, which is quite good really if you want to just have a little bit of a je. So if you want a bit of tequila, but you're a bit like You know I don't want to go craigay, I don't take my clothes off and put an orgie. then this is perfect. Yeah, good. Well, you heard that first. So if you Tquila is naughty is ye Yeah? If you know when you have tequila you end up you know ye an orgy. So wearing that helmet. the red el. Now, Listen, I'm worried about your aviga that is expensive, but can I just say I saw something? What did you see I saw I know, I'm a little bit annoyed because it's been That I cleaned and it's pulled. You love knitwear And I saw that and h you're not going to be happy with that. No, it's pulled that's pulled donon't you get stressed when you have to like contact people. Do you know what annoyed I tell you what I'll give you a gripe actually. What annoyed me the other day is that I was on a train and it all got cancellled and whatnot. And I wanted to say to the conductor It's all well and good, you charging us if we haven't got the right ticket or we've forgot to put on the railc or whatever. You never give the refunds there in then today. You know, you have to fill out this form. You have to fill out everything. you have to contact someone Is it cat. And you have to if they get it wrong, oh no, you have to do a form. you have to fill out a form for twenty five minutes, verify your identity, do this. Oh, let me call you back Let me do this. It's anoy it's annoying Are listening Yeah, yeah Well, that's what you get for a visual gag. You go so fast. For fuck's sake Oh no. Godado Cheair, Alan not on the chair Okay, okay, this is not good. What I what Oh. You did that deliberately. You I did You put your head down and it fell out of the can. D my foot And there can't be anything left in the can. No touch me. No, I'm holding it so it doesn't go. right okay. So just hold it there. Maybe with your hands. How at to end this segment. Bottom' up. Okay, okay. Be careful Joining us now is a man who knows his Bolo from his blom Nun. He is a wine expert and author and is also wine expert at the Metro. Please, welcome. It's Rob Buckaven. G guysys, Thank you so much. I say wine. I say wine but this drink, isn't it? You love a retro drink, you love nostalgia. You're always banging on about pino Cada, Pino colaladas And what el And pino Ciladas. Can you imagine that? Oh my. Have we just accidentally invented a drink? Pino Pino Ciladas. Love it. Yeah. I also love talking about myself. so this is perfect. Oh my go. Well have We're narcissists too. We always find each other. We do. Drinking and narcisss. Oh my go. Yeahah, we've got a podcast not dissimilar from this one actually. Oh your shot Shoot your shs about you. By the way, you guys have got to come on. What's it about for people who have's like do you know hot ones, which is the American one where they have hot wings and it you've seen that y. Yeah. So I was like, whyy has no one done this for drinks? Like so we've got shots. Going up in strength And so with every with every question is a shot. They have to do a shot. And the end of it they're hamered. And then there's a kind of truth or dath thing at the end and you're like, o, do we get nice We can do what now No, un shoot Okay I shoot your shot. No' suit all shot It shot your shoot your shot shoot my shot. Right now, I think you just did. Wow. But you guys I say that hat was so sticky. I went like that and it was like Velcro. How do you see him with his hat? My tit is ye It's sticky. yeah, it's milking. Yeah, how's the floor Let's not talk about that. We can only shoot one. A day because because it's quite hard shots are quite hardcore. Yes. But then you always go out for more afterwards. L you're going out for aself. What do we do? I don't know why. you' like, h yeah. I have more. You a taste for it. You know I'm off I'm doing a show tonight. That's probably gonna to go. How are you gonna to do? Like we've b got quite a few ws I don't really know're going be. And he' sing, he' singing. I don't know it. We don't know. give us a preview here No Can you He's such an old lovey. He says to me, I learned I've got this song tonight and I haven't really learned yet. I said, Well try out.ish youated. Yeah. There slut dropping, jazz hands. Yeah. That was just a warm up O But could you give us a rendition? No, no, I can't Okay fine. It's all about me. you ever sang a song in a musical? What would you? Yeah What would you sing, Rob? I mean I get impression you like a musical. Let's miss you? What gives you that impression? No, you look quite French. You like you go to a Cfe Rouge? French. No, if I was French, I would wear aouge. No. I What would it be? It would be Eliza Manelli. I really like the look of that Eiz Manelli What is she saying? What sort of things does she saying? Oh the single lip? Oh the single lip. Oh the sing lip that's that's not her. I don't It is her It's not it's trying to be her. She' trying to be herusins yeah, she That was me singing like she's her mom Judy Garland That's who I read Wh's her Judy Garland, that's who I re I know. Oh, you like her. I' overver the rainbow. O J now amazing. you down. And also the woman who was on before her Amazing. haven't seen it So what would what would you go and see? What would you go and see musical wise? I would go and see that. I would go and see that. I do you like a music Wicked? I like wicked kind of entry level. I do not h entry level. What's a good one then? He seen karate kid when he goes to mister Miyogi and he's trying to do that, you know H wicked. And you want to be? Be being into the woods kind of guy. I saw the film. Yeah Yeah, James Caorden, notot for me. No, no No nice cats J again James. A, James Cordon. Who did send in the clowns Judy Dentch, brilliant. Oh my gos. She was in was in the And apparently they didn't see Jy her tits out. She had like those nipples, teeth. How you? Where did that come? I not go. Lucky not. No, I said with the like wet. wet Anyway, Rob, Yeah, what you say not Patty. it is. I just sace a milk for Rob because it's wet. Oh right, y, start digging in. Oh my God work. Yeah The algorithm, algorithm. title. Nice title, but try and Google it and it comes up with algorithm. It will not get Yeah I think so I will never do that again. Let me out. If I put that in my anim search engine, it would think I would. It's the algorithm So there's a book called The Flavor the Sor Rus, The Sur Rus And it's sold millions of copies worldwide. That's Thaurus. Like it's called the flavor Thaurus. All right And it's like flavourors on one side. And if you like these flavourors you're gonna like d. And I was like, no one's done that for drinks. So I wrote this and it took it's got love ages. It's so light. So's like this is great. Herb, drinks, ftified wine dessert. Oh my It tells you like if you like these flavourors, you're gonna like these drinks. it gives a bit of list like a drink That's amazing. That's of what to have. So I wrote that in twenty twenty one just after COVID And it was like, so it took nine months. and then I've got another one coming out in October about cocktails. Today we are doing a gadget special. So different gadgets for wine. Yeah. And now there are so many out there. And I would like to start because I can see it over there and I've got one of these, the Coravan. Yeah. Wh is it Coravan? say Cav caravan. Coravan. Should we get it Let's get it. So those I mean they're not cheap. these things. They're not cheap. And actually what I will say is U well, I would say they're not cheap but they are worth it. Oh go. If you've ever seen in a restaurant Have you ever seen on the menu where it's glass of wine and they'll say, Wine by Coravan. A lot of them now say that, which is basically they can open a real expensive bottle of wine and give you a glass of it because this is what Coravan allows you to do. You're not opening a bottle just a glass waste And it's the court reseals afterwards. So really So it was made by a surgeer someone who makes surgical equipment They were doing like nineteen ninety nine into heartsir.. Heel surgery, if you love Rose Yeah Yeah. it's really. has the opposite effect of your heart. Yeah So so it just this needle goes in really kind of like How we do this? Oh by that, you' every I know I don't either. I I never't pick. You'd usually do it on really expensive wines. This is twelve fifty, which actually, you know what? twelve p fifty. Yeah. Wh was you saying that was expensive? No That's not, but you can useually do it on. So you'll push it down It roti. Am I the only anyone else turned on my first time. Okay, so and then you pour it out. so you' just Y so and watch just What the fuck? Look. No, no, but don't Oh, no, no, hang on. You do this. Yeah. you kept the re. So it has a gas canister in. There you go So you do it like that and then it's got a argone gas which is inert, meaning it doesn't interact with the wine Oh it doesn't actually look at that. That's now a swat and You can have as much as you want It does mean you I'll do it a bit. Yeah do because I love a gadget. Yeah It does mean you end up pering it a little bit so, but this is what I mean. So if you've got like a really nice bottle of wine s that. And you think Oh, actually, what I want to do is I want a glass or two. where you you might be going on holiday in a couple of days. I to say sa that wine. Sometimes you've got friends round. I'm just gonna say it And you don't want to give them the good wine because they won't understand it and they won't like it . Now you know your friends round, they're like Yeah, I'm doing that Do I love have a drink? I'm not giving you my bt. You might have someone round and you're like, Sh you have a quick glass of wine? You don't wantan to open a real nice mou. So look, you do that. Horror what means that you don't have to open the bottle. Is that Spanish? Ees this one. Yes Trouble? Oh, no,. The wor English is t. English is my first language. Really Spanish. Yeah, so this Coravan. o Coravan, No, no French. French. So trouble, the one we're drinking now, just a segue. Yeah, let's talk about this because people who will be watching the podcast will see the Coravan in action, but they'll also be going, hold on That wine looks quite cloudy. Well, there's a reason for it is because it is a cloudy wine It's a cloudy wine. And you know what? I've heard about this. anywhere. So look, you just do that. remove it. And then look and look at this. Cra vs out and it's completely no seal. I know it's a magic trip It's like you I see. Cheers. I am.? Oh my Godd, how does that even happen? Cheers Pus. So the corp reseals C just resales So you have to do it with something with a court, but also they've got that you can do on this as well. Yes, they've got one with caps and have you have to redo the cap. they give you a cap. Yeah, they do. But it's still great, but they also have a sparkling where you can keep sparkling for up to four weeks. And that's great because I don't always like What' like you work for them? Drink? No I don't. I'm just obsessed with. The thing is I am obsessed When I like something, Rob, I like something. I'm getting that I'm getting that impression. Yeah. I. Why would you use a caravan with a screw towel When you just open it up with a hor then you can still pop it on. Alan, what I'm saying is it preserves it for longer because even with the screw top being slightly loose, the air is getting in and eventually have bit a cling aroundound it you nobody airtight Should we talk about this wine? Yeah, go on. So also trouble This is Yeah, you got trouble man friend. So trouble roseade in a troubles shoe I could not This is this Spanish for trouble Yeah, That's Spanish wores. So this Tbleador. So this is no. So this is a cloudy rosea, which like never heard of it. neverever happens because as you know, it gorgeous though in it? Yeah, it's lovely. So this is Sira, mainly Sira and twenty percent Grenache. So this is French So south of France and they just don't filter it So that's all, they don't filter it. so you've got all that. Usually you want a clear wine. Yeah, yeah, yeah something's clear. I was suspicious when you pulled this like what's she dad now? Well she's dad now He slagged me up. now slag me up. now he's trying to poison me with unfiltered w. But it's delicious. And this is called trouble at. trouble tw R apparently this. is just the latest thing and you're going to see loads of copycats now. Be this goes, this is like selling like hot clloudy They can't keep it on the yes. It sounds like I work for them, I don't, but I just think it's a really amazing thing. Beause a lot of times if something sells out and is big on TikTok, I'm really suspicious. Do you know why? Do you know what trouble means in French? What do you mean Terbble means cloudy No it doesn't. Cloudy. No, it does not. It does Are you kidding me How do you know? How you know that means cloudy in French. Oh ye you just read the back. Says it on the le That's outrageous. It's outrageous. It does. Yeah. Sh I read it. Trouble means cloudy in French. bless. So the wine air b Yeah and it's organic, it's organic well. It' organic Yeah. Yeah ye. So we've left that cork in, but you've got a gadget over there, haven't you? Which apparently take it's almost like we planned this. I know. Well we are magic you want to do it? Do you want to do it? Now you want the magic one. So you decided, you know what? we like that so much. We don't need the cork still in We can take it out. We can take it out Os. Would you want to do it? are suuper easy. Do you want to do it I'm scared. This islandish is like the dark art. So this is from Perso So they now make these sort g the car they This's one hundred and fifty quid and so you just do the top. So do I put it on? Do I put it on and then you just press that? C canan't believe it. And then it will just It would just do nothing That's the best be We' not got any of them Hang on, hang on, let me have a look let me a look. If you want to suck it off, how much do you press it off? You want to If you want to work? Hang on one sec Okay, mean? Talk amongst yourself S like this you need to set it into a different position. Hang on, should we read the box Let's read the box. Hang on, the passes. No, I think you need to You need to take this bit off Do you want to work think we We need to go back to Anne Smers and yeah, I I think Okay, so weve got we've got another thing. Yeah Anyone else turned it on? You know what? The good thing is, it's now half wedged in there as well Okay, so didn't work, but it usually does work really well Oh, it's run out of b It's run out of b. charge bowl. charger bowl. So also what would I mean that's been charging all day, but usually that would just go in and just pull it out like a dream So you're ping one hundred and fifty credit for that And it's working becausecause it looks a pepper grinder as well. But it does work normally. It does normally great. Yeah. Should we go on to the sparkling because we've got another one here. We've got another gadget here Let's move on to. this is like QBC. You know that that play that play that goes, this is the play that could go wrong. Well listen, this is the podcast that could go wrong.t go wrong. go. Right. So let's have this This one I really wantanna talk to you about. You don't need to talk to meow. You've hady,aby boy. You've had this before, haven't you? We've had Dig By before you were born How we love big dig beat. Okay How you had one of your first episodes before you h? Yeah, mayaybe the third or five. English English, sparkling Leander. So these guys are yeah, Leander. So these guys, so Hen have you been to Henley like reg Reata. Yeah, regata. So the Rwal regatta, they are the sponsors of the Leander Club, which is the oldest rowing club in the world and the most decorated. Yeah. So they do their wines. so they made this specifically for them This is delicious. Obviously, it's a rose and I'm gonna pull myself out some as well. Oh, please. You know. So it's a rose. So this is fifty percent pinot noir. you've got thirty five percent chardonnay and fifteen percent Pinotignier. twowo years on the yeast leaves. But you know how sparkling wine is made and champagne is made, You do, don't you fresh. Please sh again. Beess people at home won't know. do. Okay, super busy watching Tipping pointint something ye. So you m You should have called this Sipping point. That' a show. I do like that. That's the least of our worriesind when it comes to this podcast. So can I speak? No, I'm cheking Oh my go you are out courageous r or something else.at. You doone elseas anyone else said I cat you What star sign are you? Leo. Leoo Lo Leoon. Yeah. L know about this. Yes sisuff. Leo Leo the lion cat And a crab. So okay, what's that? Cancer Okay, and that's a nicer, that's more sub Yeah it's probably ye. Oh. Yeah, little vibes. there. Hello you wouldn't even you wouldn't even notice Got it. Oh my go.. Oh my go. Wow. This is the most. This is outra . My hands are sticking because I had margarita pullred over my head. Wow Okay, because then your shitty helmet. Cheers mine. Cheers comeome on, let's have this one try. Let's have the end. So Leander by Digby I've just talking with the camera now. No, no, Rob, we are listening. No good. No, we are, Rob Yeah, Hush. Hush. Okay. So Leander is so I just love it because English wine is massively on the up So you guys have everyone' saying that. Isn't it? It's like we're going become the place to go for the wine. Oh my god, this is lovely try It's so nice. I No, I do love digging and I have a little bit more. That is so good So yeah, so this's got two years aging and it's just it's just like peaches and cream, raspri, strawberries. what you're in cub when you go to Henley life. It's quintessentially English isn't it? You have it Wimbledurn the races, anythingy where you want to It sounds weiry, but knowre almost like nostalgic, isn't it? I loveve that above your head And your hair sticking out, it looks like you're having a great a blue ri. Yeah. Yeah, but it is and it's becoming You know, I never want to say this, you know, because because English one wants to be separate from champagne. you never want to bring in the C word But you know, for people who want to kind of relate the two You know, it's taking over from champagne. You know, and champagne is now becoming too warm to actually really they're having to plant higher and higher and higher because things global warming. Oh my. So we are becoming champagne sort of fifty years ago So this is why English this is why you'll see champagne houses buying land over here. You've got, you know, you've got Homi, you've got Tatinger, you've got all these, you know, Bllingers sniffing around, all these, you know, so they're all doing it. So it's. So as a wine expert, a wine taster, how much wine youck can you taste a week and do you use the spatoons or are you like as you kind of like to do it organically? You I mean, look, you have to I love organically. But you know, even if you do spit, seven percent of the wine gets into your. That's why I always swallow. You've got always swallow. You've got to. What about wine? What about wine? Oh if my wife watches this, she'd be very surprised she was your wife . Oh. So how much do you taste a wheat dress? So I would say probably well hundreds hundredundred. Yeah, 'cause you're going to taste it. And who are you going justust the Mro or is it free how it work? Metro, but then you're freelance as well. so I work for Digby. had to disclose that. So as of a month ago, I started working for them as their basically their brand ambassador. Where's the most amazing place you've travel to for work with wine What that you'd love to have gone. And not just wine actually. So drinks. So drinks. Going to the town of Tequila was pretty cool I know I know I didn't need that. I didn't need WTF. I know. So it's supposed go Yeah. It actually isn't. Yeah. so yeah, so it's clear Yeah. I thought to clear that up. Hey say I I seure But yeah, the town of teequila and they make this drink called a patanga, which is half Coke, in a pint glass, half Coke, half tequila And it gets you after the first you are Absolutely. And you go into the second and you're second you' rin. Yeah. But that was really cool. going to where else I go? Romania? I so you in having a water Is it wateratermelon Tquil there? Or were you there? I was there. You with it? I was Oh. Wmelon Martini. Martini. How you do on Martiniis, by the way You get on martinis I don't like it dirty when it's all just like brine. You like it like you like a dirty one? I don't notot too much. I think I'd prefer one with Some people have itry martin. Mutins are strong. Also like how many can you take before? Well, I know a very renowned m Alessandro Palazzi, do you know him? Do you know him Dukes? Yeah They refuse to serve you any more than two because they're big because they're really big. It's actually the general public. Everyone else they're like, you know, have at it. You're twelfth one, Here you go, sir. Enjoy. Please coming. you know the rules., please. I've heard on the great ine no pull intended that you know how to you've got some sort of hat cheap or nasty tasting bottle of red a little bit better So Okay, so if you've got like a red wine that's How can you make it amazing? Tell me It's like witchcraft. just put it in the Nutra buullet. So Nutra buullet because you are your turbo air rating at To blender is available Yeah. it' we can say neutral bully. Well not sps buy them are they? They might clearly It a bullet is, you have a global audience? yeah. Yeah. ye Okay. L L not bulleti. A bulli is neutring troubble. So it does have to be a blender It has to be a blender. And what does that do? So it's basically just aerating it. It's turbo aerating it. so you are just like, so usually you would open the like you take the call out and you'd decant it. So yeah, just put it in the neutra bullet or whatever whatever, you know, blender And then you're aerating it. So it will taste two to three times more expensive. It's really. Honestly such a good time. We need you Jerry T L. Yeah Yeahah, because I tried one and it was bad. It wasn't a bad wine, it was Maldi qu and I was like, this is not going to work. putut it in Nuture buullet Three whizzes and it's Three times the price. free whizz three times a pound, it's tast. You're saying whiz why double potentially taste From four ninety nine to eight to nine do ninety eight. Yeah. Well, that's very specific, but yeah, tell Yeah Yeah, well there you go. Well, I wouldn't be able to do that. Yeah. But no, honestly, that that's the Waral Volderman's watching. You No, listen, there are so many gadgets available out there. I am such a fan of the caravan. Because you like your gadgets, don't you? I am obsessed with gadgets. I think I got it from my mum. My mum likes a gadget. I've always been a bit gadgety, like anything yeah to make. And when you're at my house, you can't seem to find the hoover. Do you know what I hate these corks screws with the arms. is? Beause I love them becausecause when you' older makes horri. It looks like they're doing star jumps. Okay. Well that aside, I'd say like practicality wise, they're like,. And then I do cut into my hands and I've got very sensitive skin. Yeah, no, it looks like you have I'm They like exs like But do you know what I mean? o. But then that, this one. This one Well, this one will work actually. So this one, obviously you know a waiter's friend whichich is such a good one. So this one is so easy to use likeike so I mean you all you know how to do this, but I'm just showing you anyway. and then just like rest it there for anyone who doesn't know W God, I mean, almost like we don't believe the batteries for the Purgo. You don't even need to spend one hundred and fifty pounds, but it does look good.. It's kind of a flex, isn't it? You really don't have any of those. Get a screw.? Like get a screw and a claw hammer. Oh no, you've gone too far. wait, hold on now wait, San, Sosh, you might be a vineyard, you whriip out hammer. like that So can we just so tone it down slightly with the language and also say that we have all been in situations before where we' dg a line and we picked it up, we didn't realize it and we picked up a hammer. We just realize a corkscrew and you can't get it open Do youar? I've been desperate for wine, but I've never grabbed a hammer. Sore say you're in a festival and you're like, oh go God we have a festival. Oh, I' want to let you in with bl. We wantan to go get these. Oh, but I've got this and that. So then you can go like screw it, you need a Phips screwdriver as well. So I always take them to Glasgow So you need three things And then you will screw it in. This is an everake that. Okay, where. And then it's like the other one is like putting it in your shoe Yeah, I've done that before. it work? It works. Put the bottle of wine in the shoe, The base of the wine in the shoe it's kind of a smart shoe and bang it against the wall. We won't try it here, but bang it against the wall. All of a sudden the cork starts to come out So actually does work it It works. I swear. I've never been able to get it to work. I've done it so many times, so many times. back. you only. This is not a hck Well, haack is something simple Yeah. Hack is but Oh, I can't open this wine. I've tied the bottle to a fast car Lamborghini and that's driven off.s so simple. I've got so many I'm taking the piss. Oh right. I've got another hack. I think well is enough now. no no. I've got one more hack. One more hack. O more. Al also you'll have read about it in my column. So if you've got a hack. If you've got a glass of wine like this, it isn't gray A pinch of salt A pinch of salt and then swirl it round brings out all the flavours. That's hat. That's a hat. That's a pinch of salt in anything, but also in cocktails, in Yeah. We can't take a load of salt to. not even sparkling actually because that will p will your screwdriver just in case you can't open your bottle. Rob, honestly, thank you so much for coming along. Sorry, it's been chaotic, but this is the podcast on I'm shoot our shot is the same thing. Shoot your shot. Yeah You'll soon find out re coming on. Oh I will come on onen we love it. we love. But also as well I'm just saying some of these aren't hacks. know, you just you will need a Phillip screwdriver and these and that. That's a hack Yeah, is it? That's not a hack. 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