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I realize I've been very much against people complaining about the heat, but you have to do any sort of work in the heat and you live in a Victorian building of any sort. Yeah Hugely painful. It's not easy. I did walk some builders though and I thought, wow , you must be pretty hard . Yeah, and that's the sort of empathy that you have. That's the sort of empathy that I bring to the podcast. I care about other people where it's a ratio can't see past themselves. But then I cycled here. Lovely. That was brilliant. I had one. The cycling has been unbelievable. Yep. It's the more inside . Yeah . And then also it was a summer solstice yesterday yesterday and it stresses me out when I'm not using the solstice. What would you like to be just maximizing your day? Yeah, 'cause Glasson Reason's not this year, but when I was at lasting rate, it felt like fuck it still light. Yeah, what a day I've used that lightness for. I've used the light effectively not just go into bed or in bed. So it just felt like yeah, both Friday night and Saturday night. Yeah. I didn't do anything spectacular and it's just how often did you do something spectacular? I, you know , it fair, you know, I'd say once every eight months do something spectacular at all. Maybe even if that. No, no. I do I regularly do spectacular things, but it happened to not fall on the solstice. I wasn't making use of what we're doing that's one PM last night. Nine pilot last night I was watching a miserable Mike Lee film. That's not using the summer solstice very effectively at all. It's good meantime. It's about a working class family in Hageston actually quite near here, but during the Thatcher years and there's no real like uplifting payoff. It's just really tough lives very sad. And it's very well made because you really feel for them. But there's I guess the main purpose of the film is that it is bad and that is the end of the film which you don't normally see in most sort of films. It was bright outside. I was bright it was sunny. Yeah , which is always nice . What I don't like about the spread of weather in this country is because we are now getting such extremes it feels like you're I'm pressured to do certain things at different times such as well obviously we get a period of nice weather and it feels like I've got to have a fucking trolley dash Like a rumbling. I need to be shagging my way through anything that moves when the sun's out. Yep, you know, upper old spritz because then when the winter hits, I often get hit with the sadness end and I use that time effectively. But I shouldn't have to think like that. No , h inot a country like, well, you know, Italy, it'd be sunny tomorrow. So I don't do this, but tomorrow I would because it sunny this could be the last sunny day. It's how I feel. So it was a social pressure of wet. Is it social pressure down on you . So yeah, the days are as long as they can possibly be and on pretty much the longest day Ki Starma or should we say Kirkarma? Yeah , and it might be the longest day but it',s not the longest office, is it? Yeah. But yeah, Kirkma, this is what you get for fucking off the farm. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know . It's just been fucking boring, really, is it? From just no inspiration, nothing really going on, not really believing in anything, just yeah, I like the teenage social media ban though . Yes . I think that's a good policy . Yeah. A policy goes. Yeah, I think that's a good thing. Is how often does that happen? There's no one comes out to bat for Starmer. He doesn't really have any there's no Stalmer stands. There's no kids banners No but, I wasn't happy that he stepped down. Why isn't it? Because I think they're going to replace him with Bernam. I don't think Bernam is going to offer that much difference. And I think it's bad if you keep changing prime ministers because you can't, you know, in China, they have Xiin Jping for thirty years. Yeah, build like a big dam. There's an agenda and trains and they can you can think like build long term . You just suggesting person do have their vision. He's suggesting there's a too many cooks situations. Yeah, I think Islam should have become prime minister for life. Britain is the broth. Yes, but no, yes, yeah, I guess it is too many cooks. Sorry for ignoring that early point . Thank you very much . Thank you very much. Of very cooks. Ministers, the Brothers is Britain. You can continue now and hopefully we can make a lovely buffer at the end of this. But now, I would have preferred Starma to be installed as president for life like Xi Jinping. Well, that's idiot. So that you can sort of see out huge infrastructure projects with his S two. Well, yeah, that collapsed because it's not one prime minister. We've had like eight different prime ministers and one says I fuck it off. Yeah, it wasn't my idea , but instead, you know, Starmer we could see the great public works of the Kir Starmer legacy that we've been starved off by, you know, kicking him out of office such as well, you know, I bet the next guy who comes in might be like, you know, Bernardurn might take destroy kissed on a social media . No. He might be like, now you have to watch porn. From age of three, old? Yeah, yeah. And it's like, well, we choose one. We're either making all the kids watch porn or they're not allowed for this one clash is going to create a weird generational thing where every two years they'll be like, oh well I actually watch Loads of Porn growing up. I watch no porn. It's like we need to have a clear vision and that guy was kissed ararmor. He had a cle vision of what he wanted for this country, which is for under six years not to go on their phones . And fair enough, I'm happy. So is that his legacy, then? I think that's his legacy because I mean got it right before the end because he must have known he was going to resign. So I think this is like his pathetic attempt at a legacy policy , which would be it's not a bat honestly. I'm all for it. I'm all for it. But that's not sixteen. But who's that? Yeah . But who's like really against it no one? What adults really ? No one I don't think they need to be on social media. Pedophars. Yes . And then sixteen year olds, which is fair. Sixteen year olds and pedophiles . Idiots. Yeah. He had a really strong number of votes. Major mandate to go in, but it was just because of how bad the Tories were and reform and green weren't as big as that. The letter two years was that the beginning of the end? Return the songs. It was the start of it was the beginning of the start, whatever. It was the end of the start . I said the beginning of the end. Yeah, I disagree. It was the end of the start because that was so early on, wasn't it? Yeah, but it felt like he never, you never really did. It felt like there was a moment where it was like everyone said that he's a pussy. But now he's in office, maybe he'll come through and with some crazy policies. Sausages that sausages were like, you know, you're in this guy because he loses it . It's the end of Stalmer's Britain as a term, which I've never seen anyone use a prime minister's name and then Britain convey a dystopian sense as much. Yeah, it's never like Britain even though kind of that point is so little has changed that things really happen that we're in Starmer's Britain. But I guess Starmer's Britain is linked somehow emotionally to VAR yeah it's it's it's kind of like you're sort of living in a weak pussy police state Yeah where you can't do it it's the people getting carted away for being, you know, saying the N word on Facebook. That starmers Britton. Yeah, yeah, it's kind of yeah , yeah, just little going on. Yeah. No, so I don't know if we'll have a Bernam's Britain thing or do you think that was a unique rare moment where it just was like a perfect storm there's be autiful people didn't use it like that Cameron's Britain? I said Cameron's Britain. Just you, just me there's a yeah there's a video of me taking drugs and saying cameras Brits and if that's just yeah it wouldn't really care who cares . But if I was into politics it wouldn't it would definitely yeah yeah yeah no I think there's been previous and there will be more to come because of the end of the day it's true. Anyway, you just been fishing? I went fishing with a man . So this isn't your kind of I guess you've people would say people don't have enough hobbies. Yeah , in general. Yeah . But then I guess there's a level where you're saying I've got too many hobbies. Well, I'm just saying that it's like, yeah, I know that's supposed to be like healthy, but there's a chance that this is unhealthy how many hobbies you're doing. You still have like you still have to do like other stuff and like , you know , you can't just do hobbies when you're not you work and like eating. You're in your twenties, you're not retired. I can't come to work at the moment. I've got a big go up. I'm afraid I'm sampling the wonderful tapestry or tasting menu that is life. And yesterday on the summer solstice, you were at home watching a sad film. I was at a lake in surrey with a stranger learning how to fly fish. That's pretty good. And boy did I learn how to fly fish? I've got a hilarious sun test. Yes, you do. You've got a sunburn, which I believe I'm arguing is a fisherman's sunburn. I'll tell you why. I've never had a line that goes all the way down this part of you . that And's because I was up with Mirrod for that for five hours of the day. Forgot the suncream on we look like fucking idiots. Yeah, I went down there a very kind man from this podcast. I said I want to go fishing with someone and no one wants to go you meet up with the fans and stuff. It's only gone well. Yeah, so far. Until it doesn't. A very kind man, Southwest Streamers, check him out on Instagram . He'll sell you some flies for your fly fishing, high quality flies definitely high quality flies he came up from Exeter to surrey for this and he booked us in at a lake. I bought them MacGuffins. All of them Oh yeah of course Junior and senior junior and senior because my go sh, Junior Junior McGuffin had messaged me saying, I'll go fishing with you and I was like, great, we'll do that together. Is your dad coming? Well, I presume McGuffin senior beyond route. No, I drunkly then invited McGuffin senior where me and McGuffin Jr. were together. And it enhanced the experience massive. It was great. We went down, drove to drove down to the lake . I'll put a medley of pictures in here . And then he gave us he had a rod for each of us, taught us how to cast and we were casting into the field for a bit so we knew the ropes were allowed to do it. And then eventually hit the lake. Yeah. Is that quite simple? You'd be bad at it. No, okay. There's something about it 's relative ly there's a natural. It's not like anything you'd ever do because you're like it's the cast is kind of it's just very particular . And then it's just about reading basically what you're meant to do in a way, you're mimicking the flies that are on top of the lake that the fish eat or the eggs underneath the lake fish eat. So that's what it is and then you just slowly reel it in to kind of mimic what those slides would do. So you get a bite and then you reel it in. Quite a day on the lake, we weren't seeing anyone catch anything, essentially. Loads of other people there. Quite a few other people there didn't see a single catch . So there were four people in our group, one of them being the guy, Chris, who fly fishes once a week. But there was only one catch in our group and that was Andrew Fucking Carol That's pretty amazing. And here I am with my fish that I caught. Oh, that's a proper fish. It's a proper fish. I caught a fish on my first time fly fishing. It was wonderful. It was terrifying, exhilarating It'll happen so back in . Well , this is another thing that was a bit of a surprise to me the other day. I would obviously put it back in. But then when we got there, he was like, The rules of this place is you have to kill the fish . And I was like, Christ, fine. I wasn't really ready for that. that's a dead fish I'm holding. Oh, we've killed that fish. We've what a shoe? A knife A shoe. Yeah. Smash its head in. With a knife, you said I mean, I kind of regret this. Did you kill it? Well, I kind of regret this because Chris, once I caught it all happened so quickly, but when I caught it, Chris, I was kind of expecting to put it back and he was like, We gotta kill it and I was like, right . And he said, Do you want me to kill it? And I went, Yes, and he killed it. I probably should have killed it. To get the full experience. It was flapping about on the floor. And I'm like, You want me to kill it for you? Yes, please, Dad. Chris. But I didn't wanna , I didn't wanna like, it was flapping about so alive. I didn't wanna like fuck it up and like not immediately put this fish out of its misery. Not like fuck it up. Not like that. What about my dickin' the fish ? But then so yeah, Chris did it expertly killed the fish and then he put it in his ice pack and he said he was going to eat it later that day. So the fish is going. He's going to eat the would you not want to eat it yourself? I didn't have an I didn't come with an ice box so if I brought a solitary fish back to London. I imagine there'd be some few passengers on the trade. Close your legs to say close your legs love your vagreets of fish. I'm a man. This is a fisher I caught. It' firsts the one I've been fishing. Don't ruin this for me. But yeah, have I caught the fly ing? Have I caught myself in the fly fishing lake? Maybe . You're not sure about that. No, I thoroughly I thoroughly enjoyed it. There's a lot it's a long day. I need to go with a person who knows what they're doing because I lost her friend girlfriend at home. Right. Okay. Girlfriend at home. Yeah. She said I think she cleaned the house . And I went, Sorz Love, I'm fishing and went to sorry . Yeah, I mean , you just need to do it if the guy knows what he's doing. I lost, I think six or seven flies, which is a ridiculous number. Is that going to fight? I don't know two fly fish. Ideally you don't lose any. The normal thing is to not lose any, but I was whipping it too hard and I got too stuck in a tree. I was whipping that tang looking for trout. Boy did I find trout? Oh, I was the nature thousand percent of the nature. Lovely. Yeah. It was great. You round a lake in Surrey in the middle of nowhere . Like you try different parts. It was the journey, hell? Yeah , there was McGuffin Senior picked us up from three bridges? No, from fucking guildford from fracking From Fuckin' Guildford and lovely to be fair, lovely pubs, lovely places around there. It looks like a gorgeous place to pitch your tent and live out the end of your life . But see already it's the sun's let me die . Let me die by the lake . But he'd been eight years old. And we got there. We did we did it. It was a twenty minute drive to this specific gate that Chris had given us . He gave us a what three words and those I won't know why would I say what those three words were? But I love you. I love fishing with the three words. That's a weird coincidence. Anyway, we got to there was we drove about twenty minutes to get to that entrance and there was it said road closed up ahead for a bit but we were like, well this when is this actual road closure? And when we got there the road was closed for about twenty meters which is, immediately in front of the entrance of where we needed to get in. So then we had to drive, we had to do a loop all the way around in the not so plentiful roads of the English countryside. Is that a problem that we're trying to raise? Well, hopefully Ern builds more bloody roads in Gilford so I can get to my fishing quicker. That's all I need for my fucking prime minister . No, so we had to do a twenty five minute half an hour detour all the way back around. It was a nightmare. I couldn't bring Chris, none of us. Half an hour was half an hour. Half an hour took us to do the detour, just because that one bit of road was closed. Can't get it Starmers Britain. Starmers Britain. Yeah , but it was fun. I didn't really care like, you know, everyone else there didn't catch a single f ish . So you got a knack for it. Well, no , let's not say that, but what I do they enjoy waders no it was you're not in there no culture else? No You can you can do it on a river or you can do it up or downstream of fish. Is that much of a skill to it or is it luck? Once you've got the fly in there? There's some casting as a skill . There's some there 's definitely skill to it. It's not about winning, is it? Well, that's kind of it. No one caught a fish, but all had a lovely sign. There's something very meditative about it. Yeah, there was no service . All blokes fishing, but some women there with a picnic . See, lovely. Children as well . But there's something very meditative about her because it's just you're doing just enough to think about that activity, but it's such a minor thing to think about that you don't think about anything else. Oh, that's good. So you're just five hours went by. Yeah, we're out there late for five hours, went by like that. Had a wonderful time and made some new friends. What do you do on Sunday, Matt? Yeah, Charlie's not here. We've got Matt. Hello. I had a friend's birthday that I went to in a park in Bermondsey . They were very creative friends of hers . So we did this thing she made a map . The idea she's like an artist and the idea was like to stop people from just being on Google Maps and not exploring London, I guess. Right. So she'd made longer, more like difficult journeys. Kind of. She made is more difficult. Yeah. pretty much That's London. She go the wrong way so you can see more buildings. She literally gave us dice and amount. Does she look for investors? Yeah, maybe. We're in. And then we rolled dice like which direction to go in and then had to just take random paths around the area. What the fuck are you talking about? I wish I hadn't asked you anything honestly. It sounds like an absolute disparate. I went to a park and rolled Dice to go on a bad journey . It was kind of interesting. Yeah. We just kept rolling straight though every time. Like the number corresponded would just go ahead. So it didn't really take any crazy routes. How long far apart did the groups get quite far? So it was different separate groups. Yeah, we like're challenge. Kind of yeah. I'd love to do a talk gear challenge once in my life. Matt was talking. I'm so sorry Matt So out . Now we can take away from my soul, you know, we're looking for my s oul . I've always thought I want to do a hotkee channel, sure. Yeah, sure. You take a boat, I'll take a ferry and Matt takes a fucking bike, you know what I mean? We can get to Peter's thoroughfires. I would also like to do h aot ge ge. Great, looks like we're doing it. Finally this is how easy things could be . You know, I think it's I think most men would like to do a hot gear challenge. Great. Then let's fucking do it. I'm in the I mean, let's just do it. Let's just go to Surrey and Fish. Let's go and do a talk gear challenge. Yeah. First to fucking first of Norwich . Yeah, okay. In a unicle, a hovercraft and a drone or that you that carries you . They've just finished the Sagrada familiar, you know, in Boston. I'm not familiar with it. You're genuinely not? No, genuinely I don't sincerely it's of the big famous cathedral in Barcelona. When you get it up is it very lovely? It's very lovely. It's very unique. It's by Gardin. Well, I've never really been to Spain to be honest, guys. Yeah . So they of it was finished, I think in the early nineteen hundreds and they haven't finished it until two weeks ago. It was bloody star we were overseeing the construction . Yes. Nice. Yes it was a weird thing there. Yeah, it got starborough. We should have we should never have voted it in it's like he can't fit he's been going since the early nineteen hundreds of us. Well top gear challenge could be a race to the top of it to start deconstructing parts . Well, is it whoever deconstructs it first? Because I heard the race would be kind of the race to do to knock the first bit off. Okay, yeah, you have to try to get to the top of it. Yeah, that's good . But yeah, I don't know why it's taken so long, but congrats to the whole team. Really astounding one. I think we'll get around. Ask how long did they take to finish graduate familiar? Can you ask Google? wonderful. Were they not familiar with some more up to date building techniques ? Well, they, I don't know what must have run out of, I think it ran out of money, but then it was a massive tourist structure so I understand why. I guess how like intricate it is and like it's a wonky wibly. What do you know Matt? Well, I saw I've seen it. I've seen it . It's a wonky wibble. What's a wonky wiggle? Right. It took them one hundred and forty years to finish it. Yeah , but I guess is that not the same? How long would it take you? From the beginning. Yeah. Fucking ages. Yeah, I guess so. Complaining about how long a fucking cathedral took to go up in Spain. Yeah. Having got the first clue issues they encountered on the construction. I don't actually , to be fair. What went wrong? What yeah? What went wrong on this? Even better if even better if finished it earlier. Hey, that's what I said. Intricate how do you say that word? Geometry and detailing. So is it because the geezer who knew how to do it died and then no one else knew how to do it? I mean, that's quite it's quite funny that sort of stuff. Yeah, it's like the end of this b isrilliant. I can't make Michael Caine. Oh, he's dead. Can anyone else do this? No, we're all too thick. Is Michael Caine at the end of Interstellar Explain Nope . Explain. No. He was like he had figured it out that it was impossible to figure it out and he died saying I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Did he art? Michael Cayne. He said it can't be done and he's doomed all of civilization. He was just given hope. Then Murf then ends up figuring it out. Oh , he says, it can't be done. That's like the cathedral. And then they can't build the cathedral, but then they got in someone who knew how to build the cathedral and they built a cathedral. Yeah, that's exactly like the end of Interstellar. I guess there's something quite poetic about the one hundred and forty year building process. Yeah. Well, it's an act of penance. Better late than never . Why is that poison ? I'm just saying some of the lessons of the poet better late than never put it in the poet book . There's something about the unfinished masterpiece that is quite alluring. Oh, it's depe.nd Itence's like you don',t want something that is built to serve God should not be done over a weekend . Yeah. It should take time. It should take time. I guess it could have taken what most cathedral states is like twenty years. They thought that that doesn't serve God well enough. Yeah. Why cathedrals burnt? What's going on with cathedrals? You know, notched dams gone down . Yeah , yep . Do you hear that? Sounds like breakfast is ready . Because Quakers coming in hot with morning nutrition , one hundred percent whole grain oats and a good source of fiber to fuel the rhythm of your morning and kick start your day . And that sounds absolutely delicious . Fuel to start whatever's next. Quaker, official sponsor of FIFA World Cup twenty six. Oh let's go In other dudes, I went to Butlins. I went to the Bognor Regis Butlands on a stag do adult weekend for my dear friend Uncle Mark . I was scared going into it. Have you come back with an STI and a new haircut? No, you've come back the same . Yes So I yeah, I guess I was going into it a little scared that I wouldn't fit in , that I would maybe be harassed maybe I'd stick out like a sore thumb. Yeah . I was even gonna maybe not get the train up with the boys because I want ed to keep it all guss y on yes. And you were saying maybe get captured later maybe warm yourself. What was a bit of advice ever if I'd taken it? So I'm glad I'd never listened to you for anything. It was a fucking stupid thing to say because I did get on the train, almost missed it, but Lamp managed to get on. Immediately I saw these boys and as much as Mark, you know, comes from Mansfield, he has a working class background . He's a maths and stats boy .. Right He did math s at Warwick. These were all just maths nerds. Yeah, okay. You know, I spoke for ages with a guy from Mansfield, thick manfield accent. He works in nuclear physics. And you're saying what a fucking surprise. Yeah, what a fucking surprise . Well, it was more I didn't expect to be speaking to Mark's friends from Mansfield about nuclear physics about the pros and cons of nuclear energy and Chernobyl. Whereas I would expect that but on the way up on the, train on the way up, I think Finn's talked about this, but it is completely true. The journey to Astagdude is the best part of a Stagdoo. There is nothing like it. Yeah, because you're all you're going somewhere, you've got the cans open and just for some reason the conversation is electric because it's just like hope and possibility. Hope and possibility you're in a moving pub. Yeah. Already if you sit down in a pub it's normally great for chat, but imagine that pub is hurtling towards a small bigger pub. Yeah. So yeah, yeah, it was pretty exceptional. I felt pretty gassed up. When I arrived in Butlin's, immediately there was a group of six women . It was like , all that boys, they've got a hat all of them have hats that says I love cock. I love it. So already I was having a week . Let's have a weekend . And you know what? But l'ens Bognor Regi,ers it charmed me. Good. I was impressed. Everyone was having a fucking ball. What everyone is saying? This is exactly what we said. Now I don't know my advice you was shut up and enjoy it. I didn't stay the whole weekend, but one night you wish you did I don't know it was up and down. I didn't feel I needed to, but I was I was moved by the experience . Basically everyone there, it was like it was like they do this every year and it was just it was actually a really nice vibe Mark got kind of as the stag got hilariously drunk. I mean two hours in he's his top is off. No one else is as drunk as him. Yeah . So everyone else is pretty pissed . We then go back to the hotel room to change before going out and hitting the town , hitting the square and then he disappears. Yeah. We lose the stag for about an hour and a half. Right. So he's just gone. No one can find. We got search parties trying to find him. And then someone found him in a bush in the car park, scroll down on the last photo and he was start ed in Mansfield top and he'd ended up in gold booty shorts team Andre Dog . That's where we found him . And so we had to pull him out He was he doesn't drink loads, so he was constantly. Even though he had to kind of keep the vibes up for the stab, but every time he came close to me, he was whispering, I'd love to go to bed. Yeah , I'd love to . But we did see Peter Andre . You saw him live. Yeah, play the video. Peter Randre performed , and I guess the stage at sort of Bognam Regis Butlands is sort of like a conference hall. But I tell you what, he fucking brought his perse out . He's fifty three years old, looks brilliant for a talent doesn't leave though. It really doesn't. And he was a real showman. I mean, he knew what he was doing. Yeah . He gave it a lot of the songs weren't his . Yeah like, get lucky. Did you wondered Yeah, he's bringing the vibes really cool . The black guy dancing next to him did have a rap solo. Perfect. That's kind of what you want from Peter Andre Gig. Yeah . And then he close a mysterious girl, which is obviously the only song that any of anybody knows, but he did quite bitterly say it's funny because I've actually had five UK number ones and fifteen five singles, but all anyone ever knows is a mysterious girl. Make it winter , which you could see. So there's a there was a level of bitterness that came up at the perfect level for a man performing the poles legacy tour if you can see it the background I think it was called like I think his show was called this tour was called legacy Peter Andre and what a legacy he has behind him during the Mysterious Girl video was playing when he was performing Mysterious Girl the video I saw him when he was in his twenties and my God his body was ripped Yeah . He looked extraordinary. He still looks pretty on to say that he's a really good looking man. Yeah . I was very impressed. And yeah, you could just see you can tell that he all he's ever wanted to do is perform. Yeah . And that was Peter Andre Mysterious Girl. And then I guess it just descended into going to there was a house set which was just like the bang house bangers, house classics, but all cut to about two minutes. Yeah, yeah. So just the best bit. It's like a mass up Yeah, of like sandstorm fucking yeah that sort of stuff and it absolutely brought it. I mean there was no attractive women there I'll tell you that all men it, was, you know, but everyone was having a good time. Right. A lot of stags, a lot of hands, a lot of dress up . And something I regret is I didn't speak to enough people . Okay because I spoke to one person in the smoking area and I got so much in that one conversation Yeah if I'd done it again I would have spoken to at least another person in our group because the one person I spoke to he kind of came up to our table and he was like quite a fat Essex guy but you know those kind of fat Essex guys who have like really manicured eyebrows and stuff have that kind of like Essex like fake tanned face but like really like beauty filter face. Yeah, but he's wearing like tracky shorts. Yeah , and then like a waterproof hoodie . We got talking about what he does and he says he used to be a baker and he hates baking. Couldn't stand baking he's a drug dealer because now he's making enough money from drug dealing. Yeah so he can quit baking he also doing it the other way around. He's also a I think a UFC fighter as well as being a drug dealer. And he went immediately on his Facebook. It's like he's done this before and everything he's saying he did back up with pictures of him knocking people out fighting. I was scared that, you know, he was there was a little the air was there that if I wanted to turn, I could beat the shit out of you. Of course, yeah. He was quite annoyed bake you a lovely cookie. He had written off two cars in the last month because he does NOS while driving. That's such a common thing which I don't understand and he was talking about like it was a funny thing but I was like I don't really know Nos to me already feels that's enough of an experience. Yeah. You already feel like you're home. Do you remember our old house, the amount of people that would do it up and down? Well, they crashed into our house. They crashed into our house in the middle of the night. It is kind of like a strange and this is becoming, you know, a broken Britain sort of thing. Yeah . But I don't it must be amazing because it already feels crazy doing it . What does this add? I guess it I think it would just add terror for me 'cause it's so clearly there's so much that could go wrong. Yeah. And it always does. He's written off two cars. So he's forty five thousand pounds worth of damage for him personally with these two cars. And he had a limp . But then on the bright side, this guy life comes at this guy fast on the bright side he did just win an Audi in a Facebook raffle . So two cars so two cars down one car up and once again shouldn,'t be allowed to go. This guy sounds like this is like J from in between this chat and shit. But of course he immediately gets the video up, sees the comment, his name. Yeah one and Audi. Fair fucking he seemed quite like very pros and cons about the thing. Yeah . It's not ideal. I lost two cars, but I won one car. Yeah , you know, which you did the math. It was quite a nice way. We're just gonna crash the outer, is it? Yeah So that was the one guy I spoke to. Yeah. So I really feel stories. I really should have gone around and chatted. Oh yeah, you'll get some gold there. Yeah, you'll hundred percent get some gold there. And then yeah, not much else interesting happened to that, but it was good boys. I'd missed out on the pool. Go a Butland's adult weekend pool party on TikTok . It's like Way Pool's turret . So this is what I decided to miss out on How could you miss out on that? I left just before going there and it was just it was gonna be the last thing I did and I was like , I tell you what, that's the best that's like that's all the experience is. You have to do that.. Yeah You don't look intelligent doing that . Yeah, but where do we ever look intelligent ? Come on. I've got plenty of pictures of you in a way exciting . I know, I know, but ridiculous. I think for of a certain age I do think there's childlike joy there. You go there forget your worries. I want to splash a man whilst hearing classic two thousand rape music. What's wrong with That's living a fucking life . Yeah, no I should have I should have I kept going with the weekend. Yeah. Well, I finished my samurai I guess. Yep. Got him. Thanks for fucking asking. Yep. Yeah, I killed my uncle. You killed him . Kill my uncle. So was he actually the bad guy? Well, yeah, did he spoiler alert, I guess for anyone wishing to play the game? No, we all turn a bit bold . He wasn't he didn't particularly agree with some of the tactics I had to employ to drive the Mongols off the island. He was all about honor and facing your enemy from the front, not sneaking around the back and killing them in their sleep. Yeah, but at the end of the day we've got honorable uncle. Honorable uncle, Dishonourable nephew . You, me. But at the end of the day, we've got to drive the Mongols out of the island. So what are you gonna do when there's only I'm like the last samurai yeah good changing of ways and then eventually we have a we have a very emotional duel at the end but I killed the uncle and you feel terrible about it. It was a tough decision. Yeah. You had the choice actually to kill him or let him go. What did you do? I killed him. Why? Because it was the honorable thing to do What was it? It was the honorable thing to do and you'd have to play the whole game in order to understand that. He asked to be killed like a warrior. Yes. It was a jewel. It was a we had a we had a jewel , a standoff type thing. And he probably would have killed himself if you didn't. Yeah, he would have. I imagine that would have been the other ending. He would do it and then I'd feel bad about that. He's gone out dishonorably. I, you know, I had to take it upon myself to kill him. And the same my uncle begged me to kill him with a warrior's death. I'd plunge a dagger into his arm. You couldn't even kill a fish, Andrew. You're fucking uncle . It's fair. I'll agree to kill him. Ask Chris to do it for me. Chris could, he kill my uncle le, pase? He's asked if he could die like a warrior. And you've got a knife, haven't you? You fish murderer ? It's going to eat my trout. It's gonna put my trout in the freezer. Did you cry? Because you cried it in a red dead, right? Yeah , yeah. Did you cry at this as well? Yeah little bit old my fucking horse died as well. That really you talked about that for a while pissed off not even at the end of the game. I was having like a I was like looking forward to playing part of the story. Yeah, I was looking forward to playing a bit of it for like an extended period because that had evening off. And then my horse died up on the first thing I did and I was like, well this is not what I signed up for. But that's life. I know . Got to kill your uncle and your horse is gonna die. I've learnt a lot from this game. Learn a lot. Ten out of ten, loved it. How's it stack against Red Dead? It doesn't have the same sort of detail, I imagine. It's not no, it's not the same level of detail, but it makes more exotic world. Definitely more of an exotic world, that's for sure . The kind of honor system is similar , but you'd say the same has a stronger form of honor than the cow boy. I would absolutely say that . But the combat's much better, a bit more interesting. I'm probably more of a sword man than I am a gun man. More honorable. More hon ou.rable I like to face well. It's too complex. It's too complex. Yeah, it's too complex but it's something lost. It's hard to be honourable with the gun. Yeah. And if anyone wants to shift to PS five for cheap, drop me a message because I need to play the next one. Yeah . Oh, can you only get that on PS five. So this ghost of is this the old one? Is that not even the one that's there's a new one? Bloody house. So we've got that to come. I'm afraid. And have you watched any nerds on YouTube talk about it? Not yet. I like to start the experience before I die. Blend with that source. Absolutely. I don't want to ruin anything, but I will be diving into that. Are you going to enjoy free roaming the world ? Yes . Excellent question, Ratio. Yes, I will be. What have you are you planning to do have you done any free roaming or is it basically just have you just finished it? I've done loads of free. Oh, this world. Yeah, yes. I've got a few I've got to get the Mongols fully out there's a few territories that are yet to be liber ated. Currently going through those probably finish tonight and then there's a bit of bonus content that I'm gonna go through. Feel sad it's over because I still got a bit to play I won't feel sad . Often I don't finish things because of the sadness of finishing things. The sadness of finishing a game that you've actually thrown yourself into. I'll leave it unfinished. It's quite hard for me to come back from sometimes. But even a TV series there's a few TV series that aren't like amazing but that I've enjoyed having that won't I just don't finish the finale because I get into a place where I'm like I need to finish this in the perfect place. That never comes and then I end up not finishing it. I think it's because it's a fear of finishing things and what am I going to do next? Yeah, yeah, and it's also like if you don't finish that show then those characters are still they still live in my head because they haven't been closed off it's still open. So doctor House is still up here I've never seen it. Also anything could have could happen to I can make my own Yeah, well if they'll never die. If I watch the final episode they're dead, but you know, Dr. House is still doing his diagnoses up there is doing his thing and it's wonderful . Would you play a samurai game open world game of Dr. House? Is it set in the world of Dr. House? Yeah. I think it might confuse the narrative a bit. I'm not entirely sure how they'd weave in the kind of the honor themes if you're running around a modern day hospital. I don't know. I see a lot of honor there, don't you think Matt? In a samurai sense. In a hospital? Yeah . I guess they've got a code. Hippocratic goes. Yeah. Wait, sorry, am I a samurai? No, you're doctor House. Well, then yes, if I'm doctor House, sure. You're not like it's not the world's doctor house. I'm not rolling around in a horse down the emergency room wandering into the operating room with my blade. Oh could operate my blade. Surgery yeah. Yeah surgery this blade is too big I've been able to cut this leg off really quickly Isn't there a samurai roaming around ? Yes, there is. Come here , Jin Aenes for me. That's fucking Lord Sagai to you, you can't. Jin and the ghost to you. You've got three names. Jin, why different to him? Is it more honor? Do you have any like bars with honor? Like can you have like no, I explain this to you, sorry, the weather gets worse. Oh , which is a lovely touch, isn't it? It's a lovely touch, but then you have a flute that can make it sunny again, so you know. Have you got anything else on the docket? No. I have to get fucking PS five , and then I'll play that one again. I've also got to play the ready or not, which is like a swat team game . What is the one where you go into like child porn places? Jesus. No, there's like a May Colombia game. Yeah. One of you you but're busting m withass aive smile on his face. Yeah . Surely they not made a game for kids were you? Who said about it being for kids? Well, pretty pedoy of view. Yeah, look at Andrew's not a child. He's an adult. I'm twenty. He's an adult video game . I'm an adult video game connoisseur at this point. I play one game a year and I talk about it endlessly. No, there's like a swap team game where you have to break into harrowing scenarios. One of them shooters a child sex probably is dungeon, really. Yeah, you want to hear, but that's fine. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Myself convinced. Yeah, yeah. You just think I don't want to hear about that stuff going on rather than a fantasy. I want to be in a nice fantasy world not like, horrorribly wake up . I wake up. I'm on horror all the time. Nice fantasy. You've just been in the feud of Japan. You don't want modern day horror. Yeah, but there's a lot of horror sorry because it's invaded. Absolutely burning budiesd everywhere. Well, child pornography is fun as well in the right context . So there's more than just samurai's in the world. Right. The football c worldup is taking place Wow. Our own samurai. Yeah. Go on boys. Go on three lines fight for the country . I'm going to come out of the same stuff going on all the time. We just ended the Premier League and then it's the World Cup because England test cricket. There's just a lot and I'm grateful for it to be honest. Right. You didn't sound like you sound s like a big example. Sometimes I think am I wasting my life? I don't know. Why by watching sports? I guess I consume a lot of football journalism. You are wasting your life doing that. But the only reason I do that is so I'm off social media a bit more. Like is opposed to horrible. It's supposed to be on the scroll, I'll be on a I'll like trial and be on an article or it's just something that's divorced from any of your girlfriend mate. I'd talk to her all the time. She went fucking sharp to be honest. Yeah, wow. And the only way when I have a bit of me time is to go and read some sports journalists articles. This is one of your spectacular events though. It is one of my spectacular events . Corn, what are you saying to say about the World Cup? We're currently at the point where E haveng wlandon one game. We're recording on a Monday. Now from what I've seen from that game , England are going to win the World Cup. Do you think I think we're going to do it? And I'll tell you why, mostly about how we came out in the second half. It's a very boy heavy podcast actually on this one. Mostly about how they came out in the second half. The attitude change, the tactical change that was delivered. It was a genuine change that was delivered well by the players. By the time this comes out, we had a game will have been played. Yeah, and I had an interesting context I always like making a big call at the start of a tournament, but I might have even done this before. You did do this I mean Euros twenty four when we were playing terribly but made to the final . I think I said it. You said after we made the final, we're definitely going to win . Now I can't remember it that enough to contest it. Yeah. But it was just more like now we've been shit this whole game, but we played one good game against the Netherlands and now we're going to win the whole. This is a more big South Gate guy. I forgot. That wasn't a big South Guy. I think you respect him because of the honor, even though he wasn't the pragmatist him anyways. And now my viewers have changed . 'Cause Tuka is a pragmatic. And they changed after seeing that dog shit musical. How dare they make that into a television show? Did you watch it fucking watch the TV? They wasted an hour of my life. I left it the interval. Yes. I didn't mic because my stepdad got as tickets to go . And we all thought it was awful. Yeah, it was absolute piece of shit. And how dare they take it. Basically being in the pool of buttlings is the kind of go to watch them . It was a bit like the butler's began . But also what I don't understand is because there's that meme that's come out. There it is , where it's like and I think you've posted this and you wanted to talk about the casting for the football players. Yeah. And everyone's like, it's ridiculous. No, it's not actors never looked at never look bang on. Who cares? Why is it different for this football team? It is because Garris Southgate looks a lot like him which is what is mad that he's mad when they're telling like the story of like Argo or something where you don't know the people Yeah and it's a bit off who I know every one of those embassy workers you should too but when it's people you see all the time such well known faces I just find it happens to install just silly. Likeid Ra Charles Biopic. Do you not look at it? It doesn't look like Jamie Fox. I think he probably does. Are you a racist? No. Racist erasher. That's why. You sleep there. You're rac aist. It's hard for me to argue that Johnny Cash doesn't particularly like Joaching Phoenix . It's fine. It's like he does look more like can get Wayne Rooney looks like Wayne Rooney . But no, I mean it's just think about trying to cast that when you've got well, how big's a squad? twenty, twenty odd four man squad twenty four odd squad and you've got to get like people who can act like them but also look a bit like them. Who cares if they look a bit like them? That's kind of my point. What do you go about that Matt He's googling nothing really. That's way and really. Yeah, yeah, that's pretty awful. That's bad, though. Hold on. That's the worst example . That's a particularly bad example. That's a bad example . Yeah. They're going on the other ones. They're all ridiculous. At least get receding hair for go on the other side . Go dear England cast. I just think otherwise what you people want is just a cast of look alikes, which we can get, but then the show will be even worse than it already is. I mean, it's already it's just , I mean, it shouldn't be made . I think it just adds to this it's the silliness of having to try and tell these stories about people I completely agree with it. It's about how recent the history is as well. Yeah, I think that's why it's so joked and the play we lost go on the TV. We fucking lost. That's what annoyes me so much about it is like he's came in and he's changed the game and I'm employed a psychology TV and now men talk about their feelings. Well, what happens when men talk about their feelings? We don't win. We lose the tournament. Yeah. If we won, I could kind of understand it. But it's such a pathetic British thing and English thing, specifically. It feels like Starman's gonna we've lost a world cup tournament. We're going to make a fucking play about it and it is honestly just all of it is awful. I hate it every second of it . That's great. And who cares? Scrota That will do that terrible. That's bad that one. You say that man doesn't look enough like Harry Cain to play him in a film. I think so, yeah. Whatever. We disagree. I think that's absurd. I think this is absurd. And I think this only this is only happening for this England football team and it never happens anywhere else . Yeah Why? Because why is really that twenty four man squad we watch the movie? What you might now? Well let',s they'll be es for all of those England players. Let's get him in a room, give them some lines. That's what you want to do. Brilliant. Yeah , who can't act but just look a bit like them. Let's prioritize how much they look like you're defining how if it's I don't think this should have been your name defending the dramatic nature of it. Absolutely. It's an that's amazing that Harry Guys unbelievable. That's good enough . That's obviously good enough. I cannot believe the out law' ats this def.in Thatitely good enough. He can play soccer. That will do that . That will do. There's a correlation between which one did you say that will do. I said that will do for the white man there. I said that will do for the that's good enough. That will fucking do. That will fucking do. Absolutely that will do, who cares? I don't get the uproar . I mean, it's the most exciting England game football wise I've probably watched. It was a less exciting stage of the tournament but for the actual football being played yeah, I don't remember us ever playing like that. No. The first ten minutes the second half we were ridiculous yeah yeah I back to Cool because he's a fucking sex psycho who fucking a sex psycho? Yeah, he's a horny sex dungeon kinky bastard . Why? Because there's been rumours. What does he want? There's loads of stuff. I don't know how much is out there. What's he into? He likes like group sex with prostitutes and involved tying himself up and okay BDSM BDSM German like modern German guy you can tell that with the way that he is that sort of by the way that England play football. Is there a link between his BDSM king and heartlink and how he links up the middle it's just very exciting that he feels so untethered from everything that makes England crap. Yeah, like the stodginess Yeah , even having great to boredom. Yeah, it's and he's playing us like I love that it's like a Premier League team. Yeah, we got the best league in the world and he's now trying to harness that. I'm just even like all the the players that people were shocked by Jed Spence who hadn't even had a great season at Tomlim, him coming on with his fucking Robo Jaw being the fastest man on the team. I was like, he looks like a fucking looks like a cyborg. Yeah, I love it . So yeah, I think we'll go the whole way . I believe we believe. We believe we believe it was meant to happen. Well, I've heard it. The only thing is we haven't played in the in the true heat yet . But that's that will come, but we had a we won a difficult game for the first game as well. You want a bit of a, you know, two goals conceded this is we're not going to walk over them with tournament ready Harry Kain's out the gate nice and early where you watch Chadson. Where are you watching Ghana? Where am I? Did you watch Cracer? At a friend's house and I'll probably watch this one at my house. Yeah. I'm not really into the into the pubs for this, particularly at this stage , like later on shore. I want to see the game. I want to hear the commentary. I don't want to be stood up craning my neck to see a pass. Yeah. I want to be sat down with my neck still to see a goal. That's all we've got time for. No . No, I watched that at home as well and yeah I completely agree. I hate not being able to see it or hear the commentary. Yeah . Even though the commentary seemed pretty bad there was I couldn't hear loads of it admittedly, but there were bits where they were just moaning or something . I haven't got a lot on it because I didn't hear much of it. You did say going into this that you got like a take or something. Was it that we're going to win the World Cup? Yeah, right. I thought I did . I said I've got something on it. Oh, I was excited . I was excited though it'd be like, well, we need to move the left back if all it would just be some observation about, you know, some of Cervic take or something. No, no, that's it. It's a sincerely hopeful nation roar. Yes, for a man who's discovered his patriotism. Come on three l ions, let's win this thing. But there's some news as well to cover . And here that is a former San Antonio cop who fed her homeless man a shit filled sandwich gets a big promotion. The former San Antonio misleading headl ines? No, I think it's bang on . The former San Antonio police officer accused of feeding a homeless man a sandwich stuffed with dog feces is now the chief of police of a small town in Texas of Benevides Officer Matthew Luckhurst was appointed chief in the town of about one thousand one hundred people on june first after he was terminated from the San Antonio police in twenty twenty due to the fact that he fed a homeless man, a sandwich filled with shit. shit. In twenty sixteen, SAPD investigators accuse Lockhurst of giving a homeless man a shit filled sandwich with dog shit in it whilst on patrol. A month later, Lockhurst A month later does it say a ship filled sandwiched dog shit , that was me. That was all me The shipfield sandwich with dog shit in it no A month later a month later locked us took a dump in an SAPD women's restroom without flushing and rubbed a brown substance of the consistency of tapioca on the toilet seat after a female officer asked for the facilities to be kept clean . Although lockers have would have been fired over the first technicality. SAPD can be officer in twenty twenty over the second. He's a shit officer . He's a shit policeman. So what he's done is he's forced fed well, I don't know if he forced fed it, but he gave he just tricked he tricked a homeless man. He went here's a sandwich and he went thank you and he ate it and it was full of dog feces . And then a female officer says he ate it implies he finished it yeah I know it's called that was dogshit, wasn't it? And then later on, a female police officer asked me this asks everyone, can the restroom be kept clean? So it sounds like it a protest. He shot without flushing it, and then rubbed a brown substance with the consistency of tapioca on the toilet seat. It was pretty shit, wasn't it? I'd think so it's his MO, isn't it? Why are they so brown substance with the consistency of tapioca as if they're like allegedly we can't it's like legal language we couldn't possibly they're the fucking police as well. They should be able to say it was shit. It was like well investigators absolutely menaced do have a picture of the guy? No , maybe, not I don't on me. But yeah, and now he is in charge of a small town in Texas. He's not in charge of Yeah. He's the sheriff. Yeah, he's not the mayor. What do you think the new laws are? Everyone has to eat shipfilled sandwiches. Everyone has to rob brown sandwiches . Everyone can have free sandwiches. Yeah, free sandwiches for the whole public. Oh wait. Little is that him? That's not as fun. Why? I was hoping he'd be fat and bald . The fact that he's like moderately attractive evil. Now he's a fucking evil jock bully. Yeah. 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His defense is that he left it there for the for the homeless person to throw away, not to eat what ? Hold on. He left it there for the homeless person to throw away not to eat. So he's got a piece of bread. He's put some dogshit on it, and he's put it next to a homeless person. And he's like, Well, you meant to throw it out, not eat it . When have you ever left some rubbish next to a homeless person so that they can throw it out. Maybe the homeless guy only throws away sandwiches. Is he though? Oh, if you need something thrown out, go to make sure if it looks like make sure it doesn't look edible because he will eat it. He'll eat anything, any rubbish that looks a bit like food . It was for him to throw it out. What the fuck is he doing? That is strange. Yeah. But then I guess because he's not holding it and saying, you Do want to sandwich? Leaving it by a slight sleeping guy is more passive than I thought the original crime was. Yes. So it does feel a little bit less extreme. There's less like how awful how truly awful is it leaving putting a bit of bread on some shit next to homeless guy. I think the implication is if you were a homeless man you'd wake up and someone's left me a sandwich and I think he knows exactly what he's doing with that. He has made that homeless man eat dog shit. So that's what's happened. Did the homeless guy eat it? It's only clan. Well, I'd argue yes. The thing is with all this, I do the older I get, the more important, I think it's for us to find moral lessons and things. Yeah, it's a lot about honor and stuff. What are the lessons here? I guess one of the more practical lessons is always check . Always be clear to define between rubbish and food . Make the barrier between rubbish and food very stark. But also I maybe a kind of more poetic one. There's no such thing as free lunch . Not poetic. That's the word. Yeah. If you're offered a sandwich a free sandwich is never a free sandwich or like check the contents of sandwiches. Yeah. If someone offers you a free sandwich, check what's inside. Yeah. And that's a good lesson for life. For maybe some of our younger listeners , you know, if a deal sounds too good to be true, it's often go into fine print girl Open the bread, open the bread and see the dog ship within it . But then the problem the problem is that you know, we're learning our lessons as the collective victim of this evil police officer , you know, shit shenanigans . But he's now in charge of Texas. Yeah. So I guess that's also a lesson about life. Sometimes the bullies win. And he's a look at him. He looks like a bully. He's a fucking buried fucking Yeah, and well he's getting ahead via putting shit in some is it But is that not is that causation not correlation, you know? Is it correlation not causation? Well, given some of the other things that have happened in the police force. The headline was man puts shit in sandwiches . He wasn't promoted immediately after . They didn't call him into the office say officer, this is astounding police force . What you've done on the streets with the sandwich of the dog shit and what you've done in the women's toilet unbelievable place to work. You're in charge of Texas now . Go and go and make life your own shit. Well, this is a shit sandwich, isn't it? Yeah. Life's a shit sandwich . Yeah , yeah. Yeah, it's less. It was less maybe more. Life's a shit sandwich. Don't eat it. I've made myself very clear. There's less to get glean from that than some of my lessons. Life's a shit sandwich. Don't eat it . Yeah. Do you think there's any other job? Do you think there's any other job where you could shit in a sandwich to try and make someone eat it and then get promoted? , only fans . Kink creator. Kink corner. Yeah. If it's like if that's your remit in the kink , imagine having a kink of eating shit. But I guess would promotion be getting more money only fans and climbing up their rankings. Yeah, in that so yeah that would be imagine if your king was eating shit . That would be weird. Be a nightmare. Yeah . You know, think about that. Somehow it feels like the shit eating is the least you're worried because of how you got there. It feels like something or it's not normal people who end up with those . The psychological things that would have to happen for you to have that as a kink. Yeah, it feels like to be honest, keep eating the shit, let's work on the other stuff. Yeah, okay. Piss or maybe it's not good . The good advice is not like that's the least you're worried about. Yeah, just keep eating the shit. Piss is more understandable. Yeah, well yeah, but what a nightmare that would be . Because I think piss looks nice sometimes. That's all we got time for. Because it's clean. Thank you very much. It's awesome and clear. We've been Boys Good Wild. We'll see you next week. It looks goodbye. It is dirty. Pisses seems clean . Do you know what I mean? There's a cleanliness. 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