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H car vertical engine been smacked with a crowbar Yeah, it might not be that detailed. But it gives off it offers you vehicle history trres and another thirty countries of nine hundred plus data sources. You can check if someone's changed the mileage. who's changing the mileage creeps dirty people. You shouldn't be doing that. if it's been stolen and even if it's got's. And you need to protect yourself from crooks with someone like car vertical. Yeah. We've got a driver when're in our midst A againain. We're going to go over to our auto correspondent, which is Charla Milner. Gone, Charlie. Well I think the thing to stress is that if you do crash, it's not your fault And u I because I've had incidents where like in Crete, for example, I I was doing a kind of slip road and then I hit another slip road and then I grinded along the center reservation and did you get bonus points? I ruined the car. D you hit one of those glowing boxes or turn into a big m mushroom And I kind of scratched up the entire left side of the car And when I gave it back to the guy, he was really u He was loving Well, no, he was h him and his wife were kind of shouting and she was like really, really she liked to like leave the area So basically you don't want to be getting a car from someone like him and you can check what has happened to that car via the service on car vertical. But there's of course a boys gone wild off on because we would bring something to you if we didn't cut the best deal for our list Listeners and that means and the only way to get it is to go to car vertical dot com slash boys Gone wild and there you can put in the code Bys Gone wild. And then you get twenty percent off when using the code But if you find if you use that and there are no findings then you also m that you get your report ref funded in the form of credits you can use again in the future to check more cars. cheheck all the cars there are Checking all the cars. Go to car verticals C verticalck the cars or death Hello, We are back for another episode of Boys Gone Wild boys have gone wild have they not always and every day and never I saw someone, which is actually quite rare, but I saw someone using the new version of the Remarkable in the pub the other day. And it was a group of PhD students who were doing complex algebra equations on there And then I looked at mine and the last page I was on was funny story Braggets, Hah Toilet Rripe, This is England, Cndom Cats KSI So you know, the same tool but used very different purposes But I guess that could be part of the advert for the remarkable. Yeah, for smart people or idiots for people who contribute nothing to society and people who are changing it Hey, We are important. We're doing work We are m making life. part of the huge entertainment sector of the UK. Who's gonna to make the kids smile when we're dead Well, will the social media ban? A you all Yeah, it'll be harder to get entertainment assets. Are they allowed YouTube Matts here again. our child correspondent. I know everyone fucking hates Matt. I know but he's here again. But he's here againry again. Well we've not actually left since last week. Yes. this is the same setting. Yeah. I saw someone comment Oh no, theres it's going to end up being Charlie does a spin off pod with Matt. Yeah Yeah. I do think you andat Charlie will probably be the last standing and boys can well just be Charlie and Matt Yeah just slowly it happen like that. Yeah such as the way that everything is going I'm sure they're allowed YouTube. I'd let them have YouTube. I think they are from I remember. So they could watch the apps, but they wouldn't be able to see the clips to get into the apps. So it's actually they weren't able to watch it in short form. Yeah We're not going to get the fourteen year olds in. Damn. Do you think we were getting any fourteen year olds? I was ye there was a period but our audience has grown with us. Here's a question Who's our strangest listener? Comment below if you think you're our strangest listener. Do a quick bio is why you are our strangest listener. That might be you're an eighty year old man who's in a care home. It might be you're a four year old boy you can barely speak yet. But who's our strangest? Maybe you live somewhere bizarre. Maybe you live in a one person I I tried to this lier and I didn't really get much when I was trying to get. I think it was that was just location. Yeah location. Yeah, but it's everything about you. What makes you strange, Wh are you a stranger' listener? Do bio and Well should be What makes you the most unexpected listener? Yeah, but It's just strangest My unexpected would be an eight What's the most unexpected, eight year old lady. Yeah or a one year old boy. Is you a black lady, probably? Yeah, that would be surprising That would be very surprising But like if you're not you because we probably we tried to find that. I think we had like a maybe sixty year old who came out of the Did I talk about friend our friend of the show, Sam Ey. talk about his ever heistening methods of trying to keep focus. I talked about this? Maybe maybe not. So he's got he's riddled with ADHT and he will sort of he takes hilariously drastic measures to make sure that he can focus to do any work basically he's constantly putting off ever doing the actual thing he needs to do. moment he' to write an Edinburgh S show. So he's always come with some insane scheme before he had an accountability partner called Eli Kurlfink who he met on a Reddit forum. and he has a call every week with a guy called Eli who is an aspiring filmmaker who works in a cafe in Chicago and they both discuss if they've fulfilled their productivity goals that week. F hell Cplete Bllocks. Is that his real name or his right? They had a brief his real name is E like Colfink They had a Eli can't think straight, so he's got to have an accountability partner from across the pond via Reddit. That's brilliant podcasting, Andrew. Thankk you very much. It's a pleasureonestly. It actually is that he decided to up the stakes saying, all right, every time I don't fulfill my goals, I'll give fifty pounds to a charity of your choice are Eli And every timee you don't look for my goals you just give a charity fifty qu charity of my choice, right? U A lot of power there Eli kept fulfilling his goals and Sam after failing three weeks in a row. Yeah ended the charity thing ' was getting rined because he's one hundred and fifty pounds down. Yeah. So every point he ever been able to focus He could have chosose really horrible horrible charities as well by helping out cat murderes. He could have He didn't, but he could have So he's taken he's said I do not like to every suggested video on all social media so that he's a algorithm is only things Does that work No because now he just watches things he doesn't like. What the fuck. Yeah. And so then the Eli Clfink accountability partner didn't work amazingly so he's taken a more drastic steps by going on Focus Mate. Can you look up Focus Mate, please? I'm obsessed with Focus Mate Are you on it? No just the idea of it It's so fucking stupid. Okay to make sure that he gets some work done Bically like Chat Roulet. Oh. Jesus Christ and someone just you just work together. And then if he gets up, the other personer goes, hold on. No, He calls around ra a person from all over the world. They both briefly say their names have a tiny bit of small talk, which is already horrendous. If you you say what you're trying to do for the hour And then you check back in And then because he's often hasn't done it and he's so ashamed, he will just the cool. he just lies about it. He says he did it. If you have to go to that lengths to focus, I think just leave the workforce. And I asked him to send me a screenshot and it was him speaking to a clearly like an old black woman in like, you know, central in America. Yeah And it was just like This is you've done everything but do the work. Why are you fithful? I would be so Why are skyping this random woman? I would be so much more distracted if I had a random person from an old lady from Central America on the other end of my laptop whilst they're trying to get work done. I mean, there wass a lady looking at me and she's in we're both just look at each other. Yeah it's terrifying. Absolutely awesome. I mean, I struggle with focus at the best of the time, but I do think this is I don't know if this is not. But you know, they got a quite a polished site. It seems like seems like I'm doing well. Money behind it. Yeah, but I do think Can't you just I don't know how there's a market for this. It does feel stupid. I feel there's other ways around it. That's the last resort. Sure But also get like a But also I assume the people that who are calling in, these are some rattle Ridal with ADHD people. Okay, I do want to meet the frazzled fucking man I don't know, just fucking dippy ye people who on the other end of this. It would be fun just cycling through them J just interviewing them. You can have favorites as well, so you can give them a thumbs up so and you can go back to. It's just more if you're both online at the same time, you get paired with each other That's nice. Yeah Dvault I think so you have to just pack You can't work. You can't join the workforce. I don' think if you have to have a woman in China looking over you whilst you write the show, you can't write the show. to forget it. But also they're not really holding you accountable. No, because they ask if you just you just go Yes Gaz Are they on the call for the whole time? Yeah, but they don't see your screen, they just see you. Can you imagine trying to focus knowing that there's like sixty year old Linda from Scotland that's just looking at you. Yeah, she's doing her. She's doing her own work, but I'd be way too like I wonder what she's up to. I've just pa random stranger on the internet. Yeah, it's not clear how much my responsibility as the focus. Well what would you say of the hours responsibility to make sure they do their work. Do you check every side I obviously ye Yeah, I'm obviously going in there because I'm riddle with stress to get a proble. And now you've taken on Lindas stress. And now I'm like, well, I need to also Linda this meeting on Monday. Yeah Now I'm stressed about her as well I've just taken on stress from other people who can't work from around the world Absolute nightmare. ye. Yeah, insane. What is body doubling? Body doubling is working on any task with another person present without them participating in your task. The present in real life or virtual of another person who is also trying to focus on their own task helps you stay on track and get things done It's just having someone in the room while she. What I'm surprised Foccusus Mate is how like corporate the website branding is but the name No, no, it's more it just it feels like it's for people who are completely rattled. So you think the website should just be stup here? over the place. It should just be a bit more like It should be as polished as possible. Because the people that are on it need as much help as they can to navigate to the homeart. Yeah But just yeah, can we find the founding principles of Foccus Mate like or like the story on here Who is? who are the people behind Foccus Mate people in room they do work. This is end game capitalism In order to get the shit done, some people have to be video called to someone on a different side of the planet so they could finish at Edinburgh S show. J they can finish a copy show. You also seem to chat a letter and just start masturbating on it as well Yeah, Tits will get the fuck off. enesis, the idea is born out of Taylor Akter's personal struggle with remote work. procrstination My work as a freelance execive and productivity coach Proivity coach Right It's just put them in same room and they work about it. It's accountability. Yeah There's a great Nathan for you episode when he advertises a productivity helper and that is productivity helper is that he takes a really embarrassing picture of them And then if they don't do the thing that they're meant to do, it'll send it to whoever they chose that they'll get And there's one, I mean, it's this does sound a bit like a native for you idea. It does. It genuinely does. I mean, there's this one bit where someone sends like The thing is that they they do like a racist s photo and they they'll send it to their boss who is black Yeah And then they come back and he hasn't done it or she hasn't done it, I think, and they end up sending it. and it's just one of the most bizarre things that she's like, yeah, send it I didn't do. And then obviously Neder gets fired It's crazy. I can't remember exactly what it was, but Christ. Yeah. I could just give up op Yeah. So what's happening in the world of Andrew my goodness. Someone sent me an AIme.. Do you want to talk as f? Yeah becauseuse I never get to analyze them. Yeah. scrolling on the thing I don't want to see more information than just a picture Yeah so I can get the full story On the left half of the screen, don't zoom in on her tays too much On the left half of the screen is a sexy older woman with her old yeah, I wouldd say older woman compared to the person on the right Wh interesting. She's much taller, ye, oldure. Yeahep. She's got a lovely big rack and she is taking a selfie in front of a p picture of poo on the canvas on an easel. Now it's been painted. And the poo has got his own bum. and come on The poo has got his own bum That's Yeah I don't know if that's I h think that's still down to interpretation. I know if that's a Okay, fine. I haven'ten second half yet I'm just doing one half at a time. Who has got its own bump I think the tits no. Well, Titsz orbam is quite an important factor in all of this. The Pooest tits actually. Do you think the Pooest tits? I'll accept it. Yeah. The PooS tits.. She's got four thousand nine hundred eighty four lies. Not as pretty not a massive amount though. Yeah Not a huge amount the meme' making For t The the point that the meme's making is not massive Right. And then on the right hand side Dressed sort of early Bill at Ilish looking girl, sort of baggy jeans, a little bit emo. She's holding a much more detailed painting of an owl. Interestingly, So that only got one hundred and three likes, right? So the story is clearly you Yeah you know, right the story I think the clear theme is A the art doesn't matter. it's the artist R And I'll get if you get your tits out, you'll do well online. Yeah even if you even if the thing a pain is just a piece of shit If it's shit with tits, then you'll still do better than an amazing pain of But fascinatingly, the b has tits. So what's that saying What is the addition the tit saying there because that now becomes a poor drawing of an owl because the owl has unbelievably large titss. but it's more more of a message with the drawing as opposed to just drawing sincerely an owl on a branch. She now she is tried is more artistic in a way. Yeah. If I was an art gatherere and I saw someincere drawing of it out Yeahits like, o try say Soi given the fact that the shit has tits, it confuses the message. Well, to be honest, they all have tits. Every single thing in this a I mean has tits. Every single thing Maybe maybe the disisheveled young lady is trying to compete in the other young lady' game by saying. Well, I guess look, she's got the by the way, the disheveled young lady has ginormous tits as well. She's trying to hide them. She's trying to h and see it then can we can fucking see them they're out there But maybe she's trying to engage in the game, but shes she's put it on the put in the ar rather than Well because she can't get any likes on her Instagram picture. You wouldn't sleep if you couldn't get any likes on her owl painting And she's trying everything to get the likes. She's looking across saying this is how you get likes in the modern world, but she's misconstrued it because she's givven the out tits rather than getting hers out Nice. I mean, yeah, it does seem hard being a woman. It does. Look the pressures don't know where' up at the ts Do I put it on shit or on an h? or on on my own body? Do you relate to that as an artist yourself? Absolutely. Yeah. abbsolutely. is that what you feel like Pressures as someone who's These are basically podcast clips. What we're looking at is podcast clips on canvas. Yeah. Right. And it's all, you know, all the comedians get their tits out You know, skyrocket lightes. Yeah. Whereas I do Hm, It's getting confusing now, isn't it ' more timid with your tits. Maybe but the tits should be in the clip rather than on me No, I think it's true, and I think it shows where we're going as a society. One, we don't know where to put tits on anymore and to tits will raign all the time The shit with ts is a really quite harrowing image, to be fair. that is I think it's horrible but it is probably more artistically interesting than the How would it Yeah,'s it's more strike. Because the hour tits is like what?? Wh? What is that saying? Oh wells' got tits now, have they? But you're going towards that and you're talking about it. It's making you feel things it's controversial. What do you think? Well, here we go. This is analyysing art within art. What do you think the painting of the shit with tits means U I would if I saw the art Gallery, Yeah, I would see it as quite like a funny play on sexrualizing the shit emoji It's not the best analysis. No, I don't think it's like a deep thing. Right. Well it could be the commodification of beauty and now beauty doesn't exist anymore without slapping some massive tits on it, but everything shit anyway Always look on the bright side of life Not seen at all You know, It's sort of like, oh, you might get shit, but it I have tits on it Y yay. Oh look, another shit on the flor. I's got tits. Yay! That's nice Well, there you go. Right, this is video I came across. It's kind of it seems relevant for us to cover. It's bringing back some old school news. ot news. old school daytime tele. kind of vibe. That's it It's a man reporting on a specific whole car park. that's driving users to despair. thing out of the nineteen fifties smoen is weed Don't show it. You don't want to say it Don't' so what? ' get out of the time Wh you spend the night? There's the clue, the new theatre for theatre goers. Then they have to come Theatre in here. T ten, half ten at night and see what we've just seen Such empathy for the people at the theatre, no empathy for the homeless people whatsoever It's just a disgrace for the people have to come out of the theatre, and go to their car park and see some weed and some people slowly dying in there. Absolute disgrace They've just come out of a matine A of all of a twist. They've got to see this shit. But I mean fucking I love the I love the reporting style. Yeah. B to fucking basics. just disgusting holding up. it's weed, especially like how it's just Weed as well. he's not a reporter though. Is he not? Yeah. That's important If he's a reporter, that's fucking mental. Yeah. He has to be an angry loc. He's got yeah, he probably is. I would love it. But he looks like if the BBC just sending this notcase round. Disgusting What what do you think Wade he couldn't show us I think my guess is a syringe. Yeah Maybe or shit, but you know. U yeah, it's the kind of hatred he has, every time he says like all drugs and it's just the tiniest amount' fucking weed man Chill the fuck out. Is they' all smoking weed in it? It's cannabis. Unbelievable. disgusting. Yeah. I mean, to be honest, love it. I'm backacking for that kind of entertainment. just having a mad man. Having a mad man walk around a car park complaining as television I could watch for hour. Yeah. I want to see more from him. I want him to have a spinoff. I want to see other things because I'm sure you get him going He's probably getting more unsafe. It's not just this specific What else do you find disgusting? Shopping centers. Disgusting, these Absolutely disgusting though, I' come out theatre. yeah. the fatre. The there You know, I want to go maybe buy some new socks Yeah, I go in there and there's pooing the socks. Those drugs are the flip flops Look at it, disgusting weed. I love outraged men. Love an outrageed man. But see when it's absolutely nothing as well, this is gorgeous. completely normal. Also they're showing this car that's most car parks I've been in. Yeah. It's been like crap and some weed like that's. Yeah normal. Yeah And then again get there no empathy to the homeless people Wed, disgusting Nice. We'll clean up our car parkes Carparks are horrible in general, aren't they? I'm now turning into the man accidentally Yeah What are you going to do? they the fucking car parks car parks, you can't really beautify car parks that' too functional, but they do damage to the urban space. O the Thames there's a especially disgusting car park, which is sort of brutaless tower block basically. And it's taking up prime time real estate. Yeah You know, I think we should Well, this is the ground for a car parks. becausecause we talk a lot about the people buying up second homes do out. God, yeah. God. You can't shut us up about it A people renting out second homes. but a big another big reason for house prices going up is because car parks buying up lots of space The problem is you've got to partark your car everywhere. Where are you going tout park your car? It's a nightmareres to partark your car anyhere anyway. We need to dig under. Cbx should be below the ground or above we're talking Now we're talking Now we're getting somewhere. Brainstorm has got us to the perfect place. Get them up there Theres only two oions. We provide suction cup that we stick on cars go up, hover in the sky No need to dig suction cu Its gott to stick to the car somewhere right? stick to the car. G got to st to the car. You got this. And then it goes on and then we going to retrive it Get a gun that pops the balloons Yes. I've moved from propellers to balloons, but I don't I shn't hear any complaints about that A't we quite yeah Do would be an eyesaw or lo t sliding in the sky On balloons the horrible I think it all it dreadful. It was susnd block out the sunlight. Yeah, and you'd be worried that it'd fall. I'd be very worried it would fall. I wouldn't trust it at all. Fuck it been held up by a suordes. G't see that no one see the sun for a week since this policy's come in. No But we get the storm. If you were to own a car park company, what would you call it to will park that car barge Awful So I'll give you another run at it. go. All right I'll give you No, ask me again. No We're keeping all that in. We're not editing around that. What would you go on give it another go. If I hadd a car park company. Yeah, or would I call it, I'd call it well after you, me, sir Don't hate, donon't love. What would you call it U Michael Parkinson's Michael Parkinson's alive Is che that's full stop, full stop. Do you sing park your car Yep Yep. No is Park Nose park. Yeah, I mean, these are just puns though. Yeah. I think you just really Why evangel Every every shop Every Solely owned sh at the park What the park? Park G song, Park. Did you say that? Yeah. Harakeet doesn't really go in with that, does it Yeah Much a park about nothing, not really much there Your summer weekends fill up fast, but Crocs has your back. Road trips, beach days, last minute getaways, whatever's on the agenda, swing by your local store and find your new goat too Try it, style it, make it yours. becausecause the right pair doesn't just show up It shows off Wock out ready for whatever's next. Visit your nearest crox store today It's me the We don't need the jingle twice. Stop it. This is about vacation inflation and how prriceline negotiates amazing deals on hotels, flights, and rental cars. Ss Yeah, but I didn't mention that you can save up to sixty percent off hotels in the prriceline app Fine. 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Yeah, no, it is good actually Good shit N That's good But you won't find you won't find you won't find nuclear weapons here, but you will find your car That Yeah it' great. You're great with your taglines. I'll give you that. That's excellent. But in another life you'd be an ad tagline man. Yeah. you'd be ye, a tagline agency, people would come to you and it' be like us a. I wouldn't have lapop. I wouldn't have any no. I just have a desk. ide I'd have a bare desk and I'd just sit there and wait for them to walk in Look, we've got a new we've got a new parking lot company It's called the park Wall What' a tagline. Yeah. You won't find nuclear weapons here, but you will find your car And they walk out and I sit there motionless until the next person walks in. What would the tagline company be called And what the tag I? What was it Do I own my own Taikmon company So it be called ye. Well, I can't name them. I have to come up with a tagline. It's becoming. Well let's call it. if it's a tagline company, it be it could be called H Red tags to a bl Like red tags to a bll Red tags to a ball. Yeah. Is that what's saying? Red tags to a ball. Red. Okay, Rd tags to a ball to now Can we do another one? U tag eatit. I don't. Taggy Tits and we're a tagline company Jesus Christ, maybe this is a hard Tigy tits. So it's sagggy tits They might be floppy. But we'll do the joby Yeah Yeah, Taggy Taggy tips It might be floppy but we'll do the joby. Try one more. try one more doesn't scream confidence. No. Wh she goes to an ad company for taggy tits They might be floppy but we'll do the jobby One more tagline. I think coming up with taglines or tagline companies is harder than coming up with taglines a normal companies. Right. Not to tag about nothing. Not to tag about nothing The Bard cann't even come up with these. Okay that's good. Yeah you go. Yeah. with Shakespeare in with R. With Shakespeare, that might be. Is that you not you actually need to take this sorry, y' an estate agent and they need to find out. we could put it on air. Hello Hello, I'm good. thank you. How are you I could do Wednesday pretty much all day or Tuesday maybe later on in the afternoon or slash early evening On Wednesday That would be fine, yes Sounds good. Thank you very much, Mate cheers Allright So you've been looking for a flap, and I have been looking for a fl. Yeah. And you've been saying that Because before you did say when you looking for this first flat, you didn't understand why everyone hated estate agents so much You just say that on this podcast. Right. But now you've see more estate agents as that view changed? Andrew Cohen? Andrew Cohenan thoughts for the day. Yes. H it changed? Maybe. I think, but people traditionally hate them because they're like they're too al they're too smarmy, a bit too trying to be charming, but falling short of it in order to bump up. People hate estate agents. There's a way of viewing estate agents actually quite often it's quite aspirationally working Yeah way quite an easy way to there's quite a lot of snobbery going on there. Yeah we scoot that to one side. They are thick and they are devious people who are trying to who don't have any ethical sort of guidelines, they're trying to steal your money in many ways and they also don't have the sort of intelligence to do something better. I wouldn't have said that. U They I have encountered on this property search a lot of thick ones. Yeah becausecause the problem is I'm always like right, when you go in. You're like don't get charmed by them because they don't really think' don't really they it's just for the. They don't really find this small two bed flat in Shadwell a miracle, entially. I mean, the amount the audacity of some of the language used in some of these flats just been the amount of times you see the word stunning when it's like it's it's a bz and the flat the flat I in now It has a big hallway. Yeah he's walking through it. He's going For me, I always really think it's important to have a big big hallway before we go into the flat Weird No one thinks I've never thought. I would rather a big a f. I don't know why. Does he just scream every times again? No I think it' really there's something I really like about you really want that's one of the most important things. you want like a big hallway before you go in. I can't I can't care less about that. I think' never gone wow, what a fuc E every time I walk down the hallway I think what a waste of space This so easily be What could it be? The rest of the it could be a shelter of for homeless people. It could be a shelter for homeless people. But instead it's a big wasted could be a bowling alley. It couldould be a car park M Well hallways could be bowling alleys in themselves. just one single lane. You set some skittles up at the end. bowling balls that we havet arrived at the house, but we haven't because people need to walk in it There's many things you could do with it. Yeah. I've come a lot sorory. that estate agent did also have bologise around his mouth. I've told this before. Yeah to show the sort of caliber of estate agents that we're dealing with guy who showed us around this flat giving it the big and about the hallway Wh he's doing that did have a huge pollinade sauce ring around his mouth, which is unacceptable in a work sp completely unacceptable. I know what he's done. he's made a big sppag bowl. He's got some leftover. He's taken the tuff ofare to work. He's microwaved it. He's at it in the car before he got into the viewing. And I bet he loved it. It does actually look a great lunch. It's kind of leftover spag bowl un It's fine to have food on your face, but the moment you can identify what food that is is where it becomes an issue. The fact that you knew it was sppag bowl Yes, I don't know if it's fine to have food in your face just as aule. it's fine to f. I don't think it's like a game of I think it's fine to have food. I don't know what that food is. It's a charming scene in a Rom com. It's the wonder If he's got nond descript No but he's notge There's but if it gets the amount of food in your face that you can clearly identify the meal, that's where it's a problem. R If you have a speck of brown. If it's a gray sort of vibe if it's a gray sort ofave you've been eating an orphanage at a Dickens orphanage Just cruel on your face fresh from the fucking work with black shards in it. Yeah, I don't know what that is. That's f. No, no. no It's not that they're gonna be eating food that I can't describe. It's that they'll be it's a small enough quantity of which I won't be able to say, o, that's fjitas or that's chicken pul. Forple it was green aroundound his mouth then if it was Gack, I'd be like, why do you know would you to that's Gack? I feel like I'm not making my point. If it's a small enough amount of food that I don't know what it is, then for me that's an acceptable mistake. But you can't have that bologes, I guess that's the problem. Exactly. Yeah. But if it' was a big enough amount of if it's a small green speck and I go, he's got food on his face, but I can't tell you what it is I'm going to let him off. All right. If he's got so much green on his face, I can see it's quag. That's you you've made an error here. They've made an error in every way. Well they've got so much green on it, but you still can't describe it Then I'm concerned about what they're eating. Right Because I can describe every fucking food. Yeah. So I guess that the classic ones along with the Bologese's mouth is mustard on the Thaie. Mustard on the Thaie, ketchup on the chip Mayo on the elbow Pizza. Yeah. Thizz classics. Honey on the toe Mustard the Thaie. I think mustard doesn't I must What's the worst thing possible? I don't mind mustard on your head S man of beef burgginord is said He' supposed to be show with us around the flight he's got old steel is there. Thats a bit foggy as well, isn't it I think if someone poured an entire bee burguignon with the chunks driripping and the saucean is like carrots are shilot st driripping down U yeah, I would find that Yeah, r if he's got I just of his shoes. A is just top ofware with Cry in them Yeah, but at that point you haven't got food on you, you are food point it's purposeful. That's just the man. He's just a food man. But yeah your experience. I I have been around a lot of idiots because I guess the problem is my whole thing has been watch out for them.re they're going to lie to you, of course, because they're trying to sell you this flat. And I don't like being sold a flat because it's like You can try and sell me a car or a pair of shoes But you can't try and tell me where I'm going to live for for maybe two years and lie to me about it Because theill the Willy Nillias have going like, oh, it's great. It's only five minutes in the station when it's not it's fifteen minutes in the station. I'm like, you're fucking up my life at that Yeah Yeah. I think the reason people hate it is because the thing that they're selling is the most important thing that you'll buy. Yes. So you should it should be completely illegal to lie And including call Me too M bring it ineg lie Iillegal to lie Rickard Jevase wrote a bloody good film about it, didn't he? Yes, he did. What an excellentie. an excellentvie premiere that it was. We should Im going watch that again tonight The problem with that film, ye it's not the invention of lying? It's the invention of everyone saying what their true thoughts are all the time. It's very different. Lying is very different to say having to say what your truth is all the time That's my issue with it. Yes Be everyone says shit that they don't need to say. Yes, I get that, but I guess he he the comedic potential. No, but also his character invented lying That's true. So that's why he's called that because the hero invented lying Okay, that's fair. But it wasn't about But the people in the world would do. I know, but it isn't that lying doesn't exist. It's about say. Lying doesn't exist But that's not the main losis. That's incident. That's incidental. But back to estate agents That's not because my point wasn't going well because it was going amazing Don't be fooled. Y hot take What you've just seen is camera trickery. It doesn't exist. In the room, everyone thought that was a great point. The camera adds ten pounds. But this Yeah, you're scared about them lying because they shouldn't be able to lie because Vamp Port it is But I so so this is better, but I have come across one charming salesman out of fifty that I've come across. The rest are fucking idiots. Like there's nothing about them. And they showown around the house and it's like they're kind of plants, groaning plants No they're not really saying anything Then they they're taking too long to get in. I have been stood up three times by state agents. Yeah ridiculous. Unbelievable. onene of them because they couldn't find the keys to the flat. twowo of them then just didn't show up and didn't say anything ye, I like the guy who called you This one there wass the guy who called you about the keys. Oh yeah. and then yeah one one I went to he was he was just he couldn't get into the flap for ages And he was just a bit like annoyed when I was like saying I was like the space Goop re was like, Yeahah. I was like, well, And then then I got back home and I got a call from him and he was like, ye, can we get the keys, please? I went, What? Any went can we get the keys to the property I went. I've just viewed a property. I don't own a property I don't know the keys. he went Can we get the keys, please I don't have the keys. Wh do you do you think you' just just I think he Yeah. No, but he didn't realize it was he'd called me even though he just called me saying this is where I am. He'd hit the same number and expected a different result, which is madness. Me and Matt, we lived together for about a year and I feel with an estate agent then there was no cell there Do you remember we were in the flat and we were like He was basically like We realized we liked it the most because it was like the biggest we'd looked at. E everythingthing else was crap But he was downselling it and weirdly That was interesting. Yeah. So he was like, it's a bit shoddy. Yeah. if you don't get it. will probably refurbish it Yeah. basically I wouldn't want to live here. Yeah, yeah, which is quite I can' remember.. W you there for that? And then he said first psychology. Yeah, it was it was yeah, it was kind of like because a part me I saw a lot of potential in it But he was like, yeah, this is honesty can be a radical tactic in a world of lies. Yeah My Godd power But yeah, they're all kind of silly. they don't butve I've met one guy who really charmed me and I had to like not buy the house on the spot because he really, he had the razzle dazzle. We was we had we were on the balcony. admittently quite awkwardly because there was I was looking at a two bed flat and there was a whole family living there I believe a Bangladesh family. there were six people There were six people in there and it's not a big flat. And then we drap we were draped over their balcony with our shoes off, having a conversation about the local area, how I wear what I should do, what I shouldn't do. And I felt a bit bad for imposing on them But do you do think they were They were lovely. Okay. But I would be a bit fed up like, Can you guys maybe have this conversation not in in our house that we' Yeah Yeah, is the whole experience is so dignifying Snooping around someone's lived in flat that they very much have no real remit to tidy up for, obviously because they're living there whoives a fuck who gets this next. I know ye. And it's just like shit everywhere. someomeone's playing playaystation There's not shitwhere my house No no, but I'm just saying that your default is some of the plac we look around, it was like there's just like someone passed down the sofa. Yeah. It's like a miserable scene And then you have five seconds to look at every room because you feel so hideously embarrassed. and you have to try and work out when all the fucking furniture goes. Could you even imagine this space? Yeah being anything. No So's quite It's a whole thing. My theory is that London Theory Theory time. Theory time I think Death metetal blue is such a boring theory. now. My theory is all the London estate agents are bad because the demand's so high they don't really have to try very hard to do 't I think it's very true just because it's true, doesn't make it interesting. Yeah I don't know if it's particularly controversial. I didn't write that down my notes to Bringson this podcast. Okay, It's come off the dg now This wasn't pre prepared, but I do just want to say it Okay, well that was a disappointing first theory time. Yeah. I have to find a house this week where I'm gonna to have to move my stuff somewhere and live with Efa a bit So I' going to a festival on my move in date Right. I'm not liking any of this. I thought I would have had it sorted last week, but nothing really happened. So did we? Yeah. I know Matt's been checking in every day, concerned. He's like, whereere you gonna live? accountability partner. accountility Yeah, mayaybe you should focus Mate it. I should focus mate. I've got this free time. I can just you wantan to be my accountability just watch you. focus mate the ethos is that it should be a ual mate Right I believe it the stranger. Well, that will work perfectly, then You guys are like strangers? We're like strangers Draft King's Casino changed the game with exclusive flex spins. 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But yeah, so it's squeaky bumnt timee Yes, it is. And it's all for the want of trying. It's just fucking I'm going everywhere. I'm fed up of looking at houses. All of them just look bad now, but I can't panic by a shit one because I don't want to have to move my stuff somewhere else. Yeah. I'm going have to accept If I can't find it, I can't find it But also I'm moving in with my step brother and he lives ages away so I' to do all the vs. to on your own as well that's exciting There's not a buzz. It's just me cycling to Shadwell with a man who's stupid who shows me around a flat But then sometes there's flaps that you like and there's sometimes excitement when one hundred percent when you see one to see you. I don't think I'm gonna to have that. I think it's gonna to be like this will do Can we move in, please? O else probably say no. The way that your eyes lit up Yeah you do have that. Yeahly I haven't. Sadly that won't be happen to me anytime soon. But that is great when that happens. I do like that really, but it's not going to happen for me this time That all. But I will be able to find somewhere to live Yeah U, so is that W you want to do any call outs or messages? Yeah, if anyone's got a two bed flat in the East London area, I am willing to go a bit further afield than I have been to kind of I compromise on location because you have to forced I I'm no longer allowed in the mile end area because. financial issues that I'm currently having Yeah Yeah, if anyone can pay off all my debts that' be great as well. ye two bed two bed on these pockers I'm just asking for new playay stations some would pay off my debts and can yeah youre like that whale guy. Well, I'd like to use this more as like a Facebook marketplace toll be honest. Yeah. It's kind of other people together as well. I want to sell stuff in the comments, please go ahead. Yeah, that'll be nice. But if anyone has a two bed flat in East London that they want to do a nice deal on. Yeahway that harrow enough of that harrowing story. Let's let's go Let's go on the news I'm sure you guys have heard of this story. We're a bit late to this, but man arrested after boy three injured in Cambrideshire. That's a weird name for a boy Zoo crocodile enclosure. Matt gave me a couple of laughs as everyone at homees doing that. You're the only one who doesn't laugh A third year old man from Norfolk makes sense Is Norfolk just there? It does feel like Norfolk is just that year old man. Has been arrested on suspicion of attempted with thirty year old, that's basically our age. Yeah. attempted murder after a three year old boy ended up in a crocodile enclosure Ended off is putting it li we do not believe the man arrested in the child are known to be child? So it's a sort of improv child trying crocodile. When you see an opportunity to be t We canered a statement at this stage we are speaking to people who were at the zoo at the time of this distressing incident to understand more about the circumstances That would distress me If you were the boy. No was if I wast someone at the zoo, I was trying to enjoy. I think everyone everyone who was around it is stressed about. That was deeply distressed. Even the corock. A villager. now you don't sound smart If you're a villager. A vill just as an opening. you might be. Yeah. you might have local villager. A villager for some reason you sound ignorant Thank you I don't know, obviously that sounds quite. I'm just saying in a news story when it says a villager. It's because you're picturing just like a medieval peasant. I'm sort of like a cloth hat. No, I'm picturing. well like it was bloody crazy In a musical v. The last thing you expect to see at the zoo. mean it's like ye. a villager who did not want to be named Why? Tld the press association the zoo owner's wife, Tracy Johnson jumped into the closure, tri try try and save the child Ben, obese Benob Beast Jjectty That is a bit. The MP for Huntington. The MP for Hunting. Ben a Beast Jetty. Then a beast jetie Um Well which is what it is, isn't it? Yeah. So but it's double barreled, which implies reckon hold up. You reckon he objects a lot of bill in Parliament. We'll get back to this. Can you look up Benet G'sjectty, please M be for Huntington. Sound important fake names people put into like chats to get Like live streamers to say it out loud or something. Or Ben OB's Jeetty? I don't know like a prank or It looks suspicious, doesn't it? Does it like Well. Interesting about Ben OB's Jety is it's a double barreled surname implies that his parents had one parent was obese, one parent was rejected. Well, which okay You can understand if I think if the woman was called obese and try to muscle her name in there. Yeah, I think that might be a step too far. You can understand an insecure man. Yeah, yeah. I'm not this. I don't want to getid of my name, but name' literally obese. Can we please go with Jjectie? Oh no no, we're going with obese Jjectie. He is Gharnaian, so obviously I don't want to see we might be being cultfally inive. I don't to be sensitive to the name of a beast, but I guess if you are a British MP, you have to deal with the PR. You're fat. Yeah yeah, it just it's an unfortunate it doesn't mean that I'm Gharaayian. No And that's yeah, he's the fat cat holding all the power. Yeah U Anway, Ben obbeeseject to the MPF Hunteron said he had been liaising with senior officers who were treating it as a critical incident did a local One person told the sun apparently the boy has a broken pelvis and a broken arm, but thankfully the crocodile didn't actually get to him which O obviously you don't want the crocodile to get to him, but now that I know the kids alive, I want the crocodile to get to him some extense You want the boy dead? No, no, no, no, I wanted him to survive a crocodile attack I didn't want him his injuries to be from the fall You want be thrown in. I can agree with you Crocodol. es Yeah he has crocodile scars for the rest of. So we have something to talk about. If said not' dead, but it would be better then. He's broke his pelvis. I mean he must have fallen. That's like way less Yeah, you don't you don't want the boys to break his fall on the enclosure. You want him to encounter the croc and survive. It's a better story And it's a best story for him Yeah. Well, it's still good, but you know, you can't it's hard to show off a broken pelvis Johnson announced that out of respect to the family, our tropical house will remain closed until further notice Brok Brit Broken Britain. So I mean crocodiles. Matt, can you do a bit more research into the motives of the guy? So I think he had severe learning difficulties. which I guess is fair play. I will know how severe these learning difficulties are. Yeah because I do get to learn from Frobing boy to crocen. I really think that's unacceptable. You cannot do that. Are we coming out and saying it's unacceptable? No Yeah. There's I don't know what what you want to do with him, but you really can't You can't bring someone out the house who's at risk of throwing children into crocodiles because that's the. Don't bring it into the If it's a man who might do that, you can't bring him to the zoo or like you can't go to a cliff Yeah, he can't go underwater.'tarently he' on his own Well I didn't It was interesting. How if you're in the mental state where you're chucking kids into., we confirm that he's got learning de. Yeah, That's what I heard. Yeah. we found Matt. Yeah, because I know they let him go because they were like he wasn't fit to be. Right. Gods How' do you reckon he threw in? Des he fucking like LeBron James over the Do what you think he did? because I I think he was just like And then he faded away And it went over the top. And that's why he broke his pelvis because I think it's like You can lie That's that wasn't actually offensive when you think about it. I could make that sound every now and again. You can make that sound because of what he did But he's going to joyously throw them over because he thinks it's a bit of fun, right? It's not going to be delicious. It's going to be Okay. Oh that would be a bit funny because you can't, he doesn't have brain understand the I don't know what the many difficulties are though They could be narazist pranks Well, this spractice here, yeah, that's more you'd probably throw him in the car park is that It's more acc pick him and then drop up Yeah. falls on you. You throw him in the wrong pen Maybe you meant to throw him in the doark if he has like Personality disorders, which I guess Canon has been learning difficulties where he's got like a narcissistic thing where he has no feelings for human life. Yeah. Then it could be more of a cs Well, As a man who's recently killed a fish, this changes it some way. You didn't k a fish. I was you part of a fish murdder. accessory to murder. Yeah, because my stances on zoos is that they shouldn't exist, right? Is that still steadfast? Well, now that I've killed a fish, it's difficult. But we shouldn't have crocs here, should we That sounds like a wrong. Well, not well, one because of the climate and are the crocs happy in this, you know, cold Britain But also this kind of thing. when as soon as we invented zoos and we're like, I'm English and I want to see a crocodile, the answer should be, well, you can't But now that you said, yeah,king. I don't care. And now you come you can't go to Cambridge to see a crocodile. That's and this shit will happen if we allow this kind of stuff to happen. rememember when you first went to a zoo though? blew my brain. It was exciting. Aquarums, man. Unbelievable. So you believing I don't think well I went there was one time me and my friend were like, we'll go to one last aquarium and then we'll never go to a zoo and an aquarium again And then we got very high, we cycled to the London Aquarium and it was closed for the day. Yeah. So I've never been since. But I don't think I think they're bad. it's a bad like what if they're brered, you know, it's not like are I think often being out in nature is bad. Why? Because you get eaten and it's pretty the rules of the jungle are pretty tough. But that's how you should be allowed. You should have to go into their environment. We shouldn't bring them to Cambridge Right. othertherwise shit like this is gonna happen. Yeah, but if they were if the kid was in this crocodiles environment It w happen as well. It would, yeah But that's fine is what I'm saying. But this is going to happen when you put crocodiles Camrge and there's enough crocodiles.'ll keep on that story. It's a developing issue U I want to know I want to hear an eyewitness explain the manner in which this guy I know flung a kid. I know what the m. You think you just went I'm sorry that's exactly what happened last time. I bet my fucking So you' saying he did that over the top It was a it was if he I think it'd probably be much messy than that. he's like bundling him over. It's like pushing it Do his face Angry. I think it's joyous. I think he doesn't understand the consequences of the act he's doing. It be it could be quite school shooterers. It could be like Lenny Lenny Vibes. Yeah. I think it's Lenny Vibes. He could be school shooter, but school shootery isn't really learning difficulties, is it? It's more like it's more malicious No they're dyslexic That is not enough behind.' got Yeah This is the lower stake school shoot. Yeah, just got humiliated. everyveryoneued me with the spelling Yeahes, I'll get a lot of you But do you know what I mean? This seems more a jovial jov Rory. Yeahah, this is a really I'm laughing. but it's a jovial prank gone wrong, probablyrob because he's watched too many crocodile cartoons and thinks they're all nice. Let's got another story More news. a man has amputated his own foot to fake being a victim of a violent robbery. Now that's it. We love people faking stuff to get away with things. It's brilliant. Vanderlli Dos Santos Gomez took out four expensive insurance policies considered unaffordable for his salary The combined insurance policies he took out would have put him in line for one point five million that currency, which is Oh That's African. R Rand RAand, whichich is the equivalent of two hundred twenty thousand pounds. if he ever became permanently disabled. Three weeks after getting all three weeks, leave it longer, Vandeleay. It could have had time pressure though No, he doesn't. I don't think Three weeks after getting all four of the insurance policies, he qualified as permanently disabled when he was found injured in a rural area near a village of Merseill in San Gancal, Dos Campos. That doesn't sound very South African, Mat? Without his right foot. Gomez claimed to be the victim of a violent kidnapping and robbery, where his attackers had hacked off his right foot with a machete The belongings he reported stolle wereater found in a backpack along with his severed fourot The very short amount of time between him getting the insurance policies and a seeming tragedy befolding him that would trigger big payments raised some eyebrows in the insurance community. There's are areas of hs foot. Jossie Sand Blet. Yeah. Pretty good. b notot bad. Police beganst s wish is that Gomez despite genuinely losing his right foot was committing fraud by trying to get his insurance payouts That wouldn't cost him an arm and a leg. Let' just a fur That's pretty good. Forensics experts said the amputation wind was too clean and precise, arguing that it would have been done with surgical tools in a manner not at all how the man described. In the end, judges review forensic reports, insurance records, medical evidence and witness testimony until they sentenced Gomez to two years in prison for fraud I it's a heist in many ways Yp the heouse has g wrong Do the trailer for the Heist film. Well, yeah, it be like we'll first I need a team Yeah Yeah, he doesn't know He doesn itt it just Who first I need I need a brain guy, It's a muscle. Yeah hes and that's his leg off. Yeah. Yeah. I look, I empathize with this man. I'm sure you've been in similar situations. I've been in similar situations. I'm not if I can't find a flat in the next few days, I might be coming into this next recording without Lyind. There's a lot of information there. Was his leg already off or did he just chopped it off? He chopped it off. Just for the insurance. just for the insurance. So now he's got none of the insurance He's gotone the assurance, no lag and is in prison Yeah, that's He's hopping around prison. Yeah. and to be honest, he doesn't look sad enough I'd look far. I'd look gutted I've lost my foot. I've lost my foot and I've lost everything. Also it's like people saying how do you lose that foot I tried to try explain humiliating. You won't get any like respect or help for being disabled. The big plus of losing a leg is either you've served in action terrible accidents happen, you have a lot of sympathy. Yeah But now it just be like, well, I'm notere was he? Was he Brazil? Well, people just now aren't going to help him up the stairs Yeah I wouldn' I wouldn't help up the stairs. Were gonna try claim insurance that. is the lack of time No, it says apparently a sentence converted into seven hundred and twenty hours of community service. Oh they hble around a highway up there I mean, that's the best way to do it to be honest. Well What I'd do is instead of one hundred and twenty eight hours, I'd be the same amount of work the amount of work ' the snale. Yeah. so it takes a way longer because you haven't got a furt Andish you have to pick up as much litter as someone with two feet has to do and he'll be there for years. That's a great lesson I mean, at the end of the day, free this man, he shouldn't be in prison. He's just trying his best. Yeah we're trying best Who really cares about the frauding insurance companies G him out of jail. but Um give it a bit fucking longer. Yeah. it was a po he played his cards poorly How what how if he Bry and it went straight went straight into the bin. just threw and it's done. I mean the speed of doing all of that within within a month, I think he went I've got this plann so I'm now in jail. Yeah. How long am I waiting? He might be in some dire strait. That's what I mean. I think there's probably And it's just a last chance saloon You know hoisted buyers. I mean, that is last chancead Yeah. In all of these situations, just Because you're like, oh, it's a shame you don't have a vat of acid to dissolve stuff in. But just set everything on fire. I'd set my foot on fire immediately Thank you ye. You'd have to make would that get rid of it? be a ch for. I'd have a bone Yeah Give it to a dog. Give a dog a bone. Give a dog a bone. Yeah and And they say, well, do's yourone. I say, well,'s dog's the dog's bone Nothing N is hear, officer Oh My God, this one is crazy. I mean, it's all in the video more than even the news story, this. Have you seen the video? seen the video I think I've seen two though Isn't this it happened in China maybe? I've seen two videos of people expecting to go on some sort of rope jump or bungee jump and not be attached to the harness So a woman twenty two has died after being thrown from a Brazil rope jump bridge without a harness. What's going on in Brazil?ople' chopping off their feet and dying ro jumps. Maria Eduardo Rodriguez dee Freiters was rope jumping on Saturday at Ponto de Escollto, an abandoned bridge in the municipality of Limeria where tourists practice extreme sports.ngan and asked to be launched to the Bridge airplane style The two instructions donon't put launched in there I don't know. It just for some reason it feels D't so the woman had been asking to be launched. Just launch me Just launch me off there. I don't care. ver you want to go Lunched laaunch her her down laaunched to death. Were two instructors toys her above their shoulders did she spread out her arms? On Monday, police investigator Andre Levy told journalists that the three jumping instructors involved in the incident acknowledged that De Fritus was not connected to safety roes. Now when say him. Nof Yeah. That's it. She wasn't connected to safety ro. Yeah A' going to come Yeah. we're going acknowledge which is my only fucking job They do not remember whether they forgot to attach the ropes or who was supposed to do it or who failed to check. So they're a fucking man their organisation. She all they've said is she wasn't attouached. So how did she not get a attouched? What I asse I don't know who was meant to do it, Wh was meant to check it, but it didn't get a touched. So I guess it's the system probably was it as like it was playay it by ear. One of us needs to check. It's an institutional fate is what it is. It's not this isn't this isn't this is this is a systemic is It's structure over agency here. This is someone needs to be, you know I imagine the system they probably had. This is similar to the Baldwin thing probably. Yeah, it is a thing ckless carelessness, gross negligence, it probably was Let's just between us, we just one of us needs to check that they're attached. Yeah. I that's the that's the motto And they all thought what someone else's check. But they're not even close to getting her attached, which is the joy of it. They don't remember why they forgot to attouach it, who was supposed to attach it or who failed to check. There is no they have no idea what's gone on there. Let's do the video. The video is truly harrowing. Yeah Is saying this? Isn't she warning? Is she warning them that the rope isn't attached. Be the question is whether she knew Because if she didn't know it was attached, that's not the worst. But you know If if she didn't know it wasn't attached, that's way better than if she did know it wasn't attached. I think you'd realize though close to the, I'm not slowing down at time. Yeah I know, you'd realize you're pretty close to the end. but you' be you'll be like and then you go You'd have a second of it. but if you going all the way you lose You gain another two, three seconds. Yeah. ye, so it's better in that sense. Yeah. I just think dying in absolute fear is going to be the I was too Well, no, I was I was saying no Let's get him on camera. Let's break that down Dy No no, I'm saying If you know you're going to die in those situations so much worse. then yeah, just not because I was saying somebody they've got the recording from the Titan sububbssomersal. Yeah and they didn't know. Well they probably didn't know, but there's also sound there's like weird sounds. So if they did think fuck something's going wrong, Th then you had the to, maybe the wor way to O than just imploding. Yeah. But not it If not perfect Definitely, definitely. Oh my god F the top from the top. Launching fun style It's like it's it's like she was really about to have a great time She's so clearly not attached. wait, look at the guy standing behind. How did they not real That's absy off to up. rops just on the ground It's the optimal O just go from that side go from that side angle again. Side angles I'm so sorry to her entire family. That's so truly awful. I cannot because the other one I go back to the side angle. that was is that all the The other one I saw was Have you not seen the other one? because there is another one? But the other one buton Yeah, I saw the other one Yeah it doesn't look that ridiculous. It doesn't The other one's like I rope off. The other one's like, I'm not a rope expert. I can't tell that she's not attached. It doesn't take a rope genius to know that that woman is now wayere near a safety. She is clearly just there by herself. That is fucking ridiculous. It looks like a ritual sacrifice She's so excited. There is no points of any So you he's behind yeet. No idea. wait, wait, what was he think now? Oh my god. And what do they think And they just look at her, just hit the ground. I'm fascinated by what they do You know, I've had that fear of like doing saved your life Yeah phing your friend off on that whole going through those emotions because I can't imagine. I have a real fear of doing something like stupid that ruins someone's life because It's just so something embarrassing and truly lie answering someone else I just I don't know how do you No youes over. But what do you do when your lightes over? What's the turn around? L when you turn around to the group, is it like you look at each other and you're like, does's it That's it. That's the end of. That moment with fuck t itip. Just jump off. I probably Yeah it's a case of just jumping off after Cuts and goes down with their shit Safety people who down a safety ro. Our jumpper busoses by to touch the rope. Yeah. in honor of our fallen victim. So I'll be bunging Yeah This is what we should have done. but no, it's all over. This iss why I would never work as a safety Y He says with what J after this story. All right, yeah I thought about this before ? Yes. I had thought about this before. It wasn't just of this story It wasn't because of this, but this story has brought up previous thoughts This is often happens with stuff I To be responsible for that, I would be I wouldn't I would never just like get into the job where I'm in a flow or something. I would not I would never want to chuck someone off a liss with the rope that I attached. I don't think I could do it The amount of times I'd check the cararibina and I still wouldn't believe it. wouldt I wouldn'trow him. I'd say whether you were like wallet keys, how I left the oven on like those sorts of sticks. No chance I would throw anyone. The recklessness of this. I could never do it. evenven if it was one hundred percent confirmed. it's just like it's never one hundred percent confirmed. And I'm not gonna to throw someone off a cliff if I don't have guarantee that they're going to come back I guess you don't want chill guys. One small side thing Would anyone being chucked off a cliff not check for your own sanity that you' It's not your ressibartity If you were going to be bungee jumped. Yeah. So that was you I imagine any of victim blame No no obbviously. She deserved to die because she didn't check the ropes herself. Ratio Gould twenty S scall to LBC. No no, no. I think about that. She fucking deserts like, you need to check your own fucking ropes L. Be you're in charge you know what I mean? If you're doing something like skydiving, I'll be double checking you sure, you know I would. yeah. I mean,'s obviously a horrible Axton, but wouldn't you be like Yeah, I think I would. How much I would have trust Yeah, you'd have a little look orr they explain what we're going to do and I'll be like, rightight the ropeess there I don't know. I don't know. you know, but we put so much trust in these kind of guys, don't we? And they're often just this is so horrible because it's alls like Stupid bit of fun, It's like a funny experience. It's why I don't really want to do any of this shit 'use to diecause to die that like the steakess aren't skydiving. I know The part of it is like you tell this story or does someone else tell the story about a veteran skydiver who grabbed his backpack He grabsed his backpack. Yes, this veteran skydiver. He's done it all the time Yeah right because he's It's like second a to him accidentally grabbed his home rucksack as opposed to the parachute rucksack. So it was like a cheese sandwich and He's got his meal deal in there. And he's the photographer. you know, there's video guys. so he's going and he's just aess gu b I'd probably eat my meal deal if Yeah. mightight as well go out with a bag. Yeah, one hundred percent. The last meal deal on your way down Poison duck crap. That's fucking that's a disaster. But again, you can't it's not just like the stakes have die maybe dying. It's like what you remembered is dying You can't be you're never going to be taken seriously. It doesn't matter what kind of life you had. You wanted a bit of fun and you got thrown off a roof And what kind of tombstone do you get for the Oh. Is her in that position alsoso, I think with a safety ro. Would you argue that Pople have been thrown off cliffs throughout history has anyone in Is that willing to be thrown off? Beause normally looks like a k if you're kicking and screaming. I don't know you go through the history of. Yeah. It's a dark history and this is probably the lightest aspect of it 'ause it ye it's nearly always struggle. I just like the more Nervous. I don't know if it's because the internet There's a lot of dark stuff but fuck me. I don't know whether it's because the internet's bigiggered out, but I'm hearing more and more of these stories of bungee jumps not working, men forgetting to attach ropes to women throwing them off cliffs I'm just there's no chance if I'm now traveling somewhere and they're like, let's do this bunchy jump Absolutely not. neverever Be it's too many. One is too many. Well this and I don't care enough about it for the risk of.ould you say you're a big health and safety guy? Because you know, UK is a big health and safety in this context, As are fucking latly. people think it's woke red tape But I guess a of time when you we've got aouch safety people falling. I think why you're hearing more of these stories is because because of social media, you can build these businesses that would have never existed before Right because there's a bigger travel industry. C jump off a roof in Brazil Honestly no. it's hard to I'm not gonna come and jum off a roof in Brazil. Look. it's a roof. It's not a roof. What is it? It's a cliff. It looks fucking No it' not It's a bridge. It's a fucking bridge. It a brid To be honest, it looks like a fucking average bridge. The view isn't particularly good. The bridge looks a bit shoddy. I have no desire to jump off that bridge. Do you?ay one time Look at it That's not a bridge you want to jump off. Certainly not a bridge you wantan to die off. Look at it. It's shit. Who at this the scenery is awful? Again, I'm not blaming her for doing it God, Stug paws it there Chr Well, we apologize Yeah for everything that's happened to that family. So what's the lesson Stop jumping off sh. stop trusting these people, any person with life you know, life's one big jump, isn't it? And you've got to find the right people who you can trust to attach the safety rope. I guess this story goes against a lot of kind of allegories for taking a chance. Yeah, doesn't. Stay home The big kind of idea of most kind of motivational things is taking a leap of faith. Yeah, just going for it. Just make sure what's safety right. What's the worst? So I guess this sort of you's hard to put a lesson on the. What's the worst that can happen Don't make a leap of faith. Don't make it. 'cause that was a leap of fith. It was a leap of faith and talking