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From Jade Goody | No Laughing Matter | 2Jun 3, 2026

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Audible subscribers can listen to all episodes of British Scandal ad free right now. Join Audible today by downloading the Audible app Just a warning just to let you know, this episode contains swearing and some depictions of racism. Alice is Mat You've probably seen I' been cancellled. We've fired from all my projects We got nowhere to go and I remember back when we started doing the show about five years ago, you said,, if you ever need anything, very kindly you to offer, I woondered if I'd just come and stay with you for a bit. D know you said the first time you met it made a real impression on me. so I really need to come and stay with you for a while because it's got reporters outside my house and I'm getting attacked in the street. You've explored every avenue have you called everybody in your phone but you should like really go Everyone, everyone. I've just been cancellled by everyone Oh, thank you. Alice I can get there in about twenty minutes. No, no, sorry, not me H Yeah that doesn't instinctively feel like that would be helpful. Yeah., he's perfect. I mean, he's way more bedrooms and But are you sure that's best for me Alice. january two thousand seven, Roowhampton, Southwest London Jade rocks backwards and forwards on a narrow single bed. She stares blankly at the crisp white sheets at her feet tries to remember where she is What she's doing here The door to her room opens and closes, but it barely registers handand touches her on the shoulder Boys and clothes Jade Blinks Her m holds up a bulging plastic bag Where am I can occase some help, darling They've had to put you in this section for now Well they going to move you tomorrow. Jade's lip trembles What section She looks around the small whitewashed room, punctuated with a TV with no plugs Flashes of the lastast week come flickering back The streets of India cameras shouting. Her name on Tony Blair's lips G you go Her contracts have been cancellled, her perfume taken off the shelves. Her hands rise to her eyes They're wet Come on, darling. You need to get out of this coat. It's starting to smell Jade looks up as a woman in a smart blue tunic and matching trousers enters. Smiling, the nurse speaks in a bright voice Right time to go, Jade. Doctor will be here soon ar Jade feels herself panicking She grabs her mum. Please don't leave But Jackie disentangles herself and walks out. Jade stares at the closed door paths towards it. opens it a crack The air smells of smoke, cigarettes She hears muffled voices down the hall. Jade follows the sound down the corridor to a tiny room pushes the heavy door open and peers inside coold wash of horror fills her gut. Inside, she takes in the emaciated bodies shaking hands the sunken eyes Gaunt Man offers her a cigarette from his pack revealing track marked arms She lets him light it for her She feels her own hands tremble, as it all comes flooding back She's been admitted to the priory Priorory, despite being a rehabilitation centre, In the nineties was like almost a glamorous place to be. Yeah, it kind of held some cache that you were going to rehab, but You were going to the rehab. It kind of meant you had some sort of celeb status, didn't it? It was like a private memers club. Yeah. It was like a Nandez bllack card . T But for people who are obviously struggling. My glibometer is just going into the red now She inhales and thinks of her dad who died of a heroin overdose two years ago in the toilets of a KFC Her mom, who was addicted to cracks She's battled her whole life to get away from her childhood And yet in the space of just a few weeks She's gone from the nation's sweetheart to the most hated woman in the country I heard a rumor that the CIA poisoned my granddad. Gordon Banks, the world's number one goalkeeper. It happened in Mexico, supposedly, at the World Cup in nineteen seventy. Sounds crazy? I'm an investigative journalist on the hunt for evidence. We needed to do some extraordinary things to counter the Sovians This is Foul playay, an unbelievable tale of sports, spies and family secrets. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts or early and ad free on Audible. When a charming neurosurgeon rode into western towns selling a persona of confidence and care Patients trusted him He wore cowboy boots in the operating room and became sought after by patients He promised to heal them Instead, he left a trail of broken bodies. This is a story of greed, betrayal, and a fight for justice. Listen to Dr. Death, the cowboy, wherever you get your podcasts, or binge the entire series right now, only with Autumn I' Alice Levine and I'm Matt Ford. And and this is British Scandal from Audible Originals. What do you think of Jade Goody so far So many things. she is outspoken, opinionated, charismatic Vulnerable Honest I mean, some might say too honest Yes, that is both a strength and a weakness. but she represents a new era of celebrity. She was the first reality star really that we had in this country. She pioneered era of reality TV, this whole new genre where people are basically famous just for being famous, just for being themselves. And it was the force of her personality really that did that So she did it all just by being herselfl Yes, she really was the template for a new type of famous person. At the time, that kind of felt refreshing and exciting. Someone just being their authentic selves when we were used to so much polish and so much curation and the idea that that could lead you to fame and fortune, that kind of felt like an underdog story. So how do you think that's going to turn out Utimately. Oh I mean, given all the conditions that we've described I think inevitable fame, fortune and eternal happiness. Yeah. Okay. well, every time we talk, I'm surprised at how little you've learnted from the British sccandal format, but this is episode two No laughing matter Five years earlier, autumn, two thousand two. Jade Goody's House, Thurwke, Essex. Jade wakes with a start to the sound of her phone ringing She blinks at the clock Her heart skips a beat She's supposed to be at the studio already She doesn't even need to see the number to know that it's John Nonell, her agent. She picks up, tries to sound wide awake. I on my way to the studio The traffic's fad pause on the other end of the line Jade scrunches up her face John's no fool Jade exhales There's no point in lying Yeah, but I was up all night with stomach pains, probably all those seeds you're making me eat. John's been trying to get Jade to lose weight for her fitness video which is what she's supposed to be rehearsing right now Of course she does Things have been going well for her since Big Brother. She's made way more money than the person who won, Kate Lawler. Her most recent venture was a TV show called Jade Salon her opening up her own beauty business, which she'd called Uglies The very nineties to try and reclaim the you word. Yeah, it was just such a cruel time, wasn't it? The kind of public humiliation factor, which we think is still present now, but that was sort of the main currency of shows like that And now I need to take the fitness video seriously Yeah. you fucking do It's just I prefer shopping and eating to training But I'm gonna get ready now. I'll be there in an hour U very in training. Did I tell about that time I woke up Three four in the morning. O to the toileer Ca reflection in the mirror I I told you this And there was like a massive moth on my back. And a scream is a bravely summoned a lot of strength Iought it off. Not lot of strength, yeah. it was some moral strength. It was a twirl wrapper I had eat a chocolate bar in bed and passed out and then rolled over on the wrapper. and like the chocolate and the thing looked like a massive animal I was like this needs change. I can't I can got't keep living like this That is one of the top five saddest stories Stay tuned for the other four Jade hangs up, pads to the shower But a sharp pain doubles her over She curls up on the bathroom floor clutches her stomach and groans Oh isn't just seeds There's something seriously wrong John can wait She needs a doctor. An hour later, Jade sits in the doctor's office shuffling uncomfortably on the plastic chair She watches the GP study his computer screen, frowning He turns to her and clears his throat. Is there someone you'd like call partner Jade shakes her head She's only a few months into a relationship with fellow reality star Jeff Brazier she can't drag him into GP appointments C just tell me what's wrong with me The doctor glances over at her notes again This may come as a shock to you, Jade Jade's mind goes into panicked overdrive, as she watches him carefully place his hands on his lap But you're pregnant Four years later, autumn, two thousand six John Knowles's Office, West London John Knll sits across from Jade Hands wrapped around a cup of coffee He watches as Jade bounces her knee up and down, excited I've seen this amazing nursery down the road from us in Essex. It's got like wooden toys and free course meals As she babbles on John thinks over the last four years Despite her now having two kids, he's helped her become a Sunday Times bestselling author pioneer in the DVD fitness craze and secured three separate television shows But he knows every reality TV star has a shelf life. So he has a new proposition for her onene he knows he has to tread carefully around Jade, your perfume's out selling David Beckhams Beforeought I smelt myself on your receptionist Jom smiles. Jade's success also has cemented his own reputation as a celebrity alchemist. Now he needs to remind Jade who she owes it all to This is fascinating because she was really the first big star in this new reality world. Yeah, she was the first influencer, I guess, you know, famous for being famous and actually she was the first reality star millionaire. So from John's point of view as an agent, you're like you are nailing this more than anyone has ever nailed it. You are the pioneer Beetles really of this thing. brand new revenue stream, so he just wants to milk it. and actually it's hard to imagine now because this dominates entertainment. Influencers are the new pop stars, actors, But yes, she was at the vanguard Before John can speak, Jade leans forward. Gives him a wink. Next step, John's heart sinks He knows what she's about to say Hollywood John shakes his head. Ever since Jade one's celebrity stars in their eyes, she's been talking more and more about moving into serious acting John knows The fame is fickle Remember you're a single mom Youve got to learn. Bristles Just tell me what it is John L lean's back in his chair Takes a breath It's a reality project Jade's shoulders slump. on the can't tell her the truth Not yet. He improvises. Com It for Channel four, it's a good offer But Jade's looking uncertain I wna move on, John. I'm bigger than the Beckhams I don't want to just be famous for being famous no more. Why shouldn't I go to Hollywood John feels himself get impatient Don't be a fucking idiot, Jade You might be able to sing, but you're not exactly Meryl Street Jade pushes back her chair. stands You haven't even met with the producers yet. Jay doesn't break her stride as she heads towards the door I'd love to send you to Hollywood, but The opportunities aren't there, Jade. Jade's hand is on the doorknob, as John adds I'll keep looking Okay Finally, she stops turnurns Pinky promise Thankink you promise. Fine, one meet in John watches Jade trip over her feet on her way out of the room He smiles to himself That woman is pure entertainment. No scripts needed She is the story As long as he can keep her in her lane, she's going to keep making money For them both. Two weeks later Jade sits in the back of a cab, staring at a selection of candid shots from a tabloid photographer Jade's cut a deal with this guy She lets him know where she's going to be and if he sells the images, she gets a cut. I've often wondered about the sorts of photos you see on the Daily Mail website that are very high quality clearly taken from not that far away U uh real photos of someone in the park or having an argument or whatever. I've always wondered surely some of those are set up In this case, she's been really shrewd. She said to this freelance pap essentially You're getting shots of me when I'm at the cash point. Why don't we go into business together? I'll tell you when I'm going to be exercising, I'll set up something shopping, or even when I'm test driving a new car, which she crashed And you can get off guard photos of me And this is serious money. At the time, a series of photos of her going about her business would make twenty five thousand pounds. That shows how savvy she was. She should have made a forune of photos that were going to be taken over anyway As she studies a photo of herself working out in a park, pink faced and sweating She grins Headlines are writing themselves Ever since she messed up at the London Marathon failing to finish the race The tablos have lapped up photos of her exercising or attempting to. This is the other thing is if you sort of realize that she seems to have you being a bit of a joke. is the story You can either resist that and get offended or say, I don't mind that much. I'm going to use this to make money And there's something I imagine quite liberating about that and go, well, this is kind of based on the character of who I am. I know I speak in a particular way. and obviously that would frustrate her at times. I have no doubt. but She spotted the opportunity to improve her life on the back of it And that is phenomenal Jade's interrupted by the cabby Ego love Jade stares out of the window at a giant white office building It looks like a fridge She's agreed to this meeting to keep the peace But the thought of tramping around on a farm in Wellys makes her shudder. As she gets out of the car, an assistant greets her and ushes her through the revolving doors. Ohma mating then? The assistant gestures to a woman with long brown hair. Sitting on one of the two big red sofas shaped like lips. God Remember those? Gorgeous. Is this the era of the inflatable chair as well? Just general tax I'm not saying I'm glad the financial crash happened But it wiped out a lot of stuff we did not need. What'd you do? I Sold lava lamps Goodbye The TV producer stands, turns to Jade, and gives her a huge smile Jay can't believe her eyes Claire, her old producer from Big Bother Do in? Claire folds Jade into a hug Oade Babe. We can't wait to have you on celebrity Big Brother Jade's heart skips a beat Celebrity Big Bother I didn't sign anything Class smiles shhakes her head It's top secret. and he warned said Cair trails off Jade's jaw tightens I've got a big math Claire laughs awkwardly Isn't that why your named perfume Stade nods, but deep down she feels like she's been punched in the gut She's told John till she's blue in the face, No more realities She grabs her pink motor roller Razor V three She's going to give him an earful when Claire places a hand on Jade's arm, reassuringly. John told us you might have reservations Jade studies Claire's kind face But this is the first time we've ever brought anyone from Big Brother back on the show as a celeb. Jade feels flattered But she knows she doesn't want to do it She can't put herself through that again It's a shorter format, twenty six days And it's fifty thousand pounds. Yes, please Cutting thousand pounds for twenty six days Jade runs through her mental shopping list It's almost Christmas She's gone a bit crazy with presents for the boys and she's seen a private school she really likes for Bobby But it's expensive cannot think about it. Classnap spot Did John tell you we want Jackie and Jack to come on too as a double take My mum and my boyfriend I don't think that's a good idea because reality tellelly looks stressful enough as it is Without your mum being in there with you and without what I'm guessing is a new boyfriend who might really have only just met your mum And then you're all going into the Big Brother house for like a second date. So yeah, Jeff Brazy is off the scene. This is Jack. Jack and Jade met in a club the site of many love stories. He claimed to be a twenty two year old Italian footballer. Pullback reveal actually an eighteen year old electrician's apprentice from Hartford Chair Claire smiles at Jade. We'd love to have your whole family on the show. Jade's only been with her new boyfriend Jack a few months, but she's already fallen for him. Now she imagines herself back in the Big Brother house, but this time with him and her mom there for support. Maybe. If John thinks this is a good idea I guess yeah, could be a laugh Pless squeels with excitement she grabs Jade's hands. Jade, this is going to be great. You made it a hit last time and I know you're going to make it a hit again Jade hugs Claire Takes a breath. Now she just has to convince her mum and Jack to expose their every move, their every thought to the entire nation two thousand six Christmas Day Jade's house in Thorough Essex. puts the boys in front of mononster' Ink Crouching down to give them a box of nerds each and a kiss Jade made sure the boys have the best morning with piles and piles of presents under the tree and pizza for lunch She straightens, takes a breath, and heads back into the kitchen. She watches her mum and Jack tuck into their MNS prawn cocktail starter and tries to keep her voice casual I got standing to tell you ball Jackie puts her hands to her mouth, gasps, almost choking on a prawn. You're pregnant Jade feels herself blushing, sees Jack look up in concern. No We're going on celebrity Big Rver Rinning, she looks round at her family but she's met with horrified stares. You're not going back on that show again, Jade We' all d, ma'am They've asked you in Jack to come with me Jack lets out a short laugh I'm not doing that I was't sure at first either, but it's an amazing opportunity Jackie pushes her chair back No, thank you. I don't want everybody watching me, picking my nose, pulling apart everything I say and do Made to look like a mub on Tay. It won't be like that. But Jackie interrupts It weren't all sunshine and roses with you Jade watches as Jackie goes next door to deal with the kids She takes a swig of champagne trying to calm herself down Jackie comes back in, holding Bobby and Freddie by the hand They want to join us. Jade softens, helps Jackie sit the boys at the table Her mum has been great since she's had kids. a real support. Jade cuts the kids some turkey You'll get paid But nobody reacts Jade continues slicing the meat You get pied. Hang Grand Jade watches as her mum and Jack look at each other in amazement between us Jade smiles triumphant No She can see her mum mentally computing all the holidays she can take but to Jade's surprise Jackie frowns, shakes her head sllower this time I don't think I Ken jade Jadex hails, frustration bubbling up We'll be together, M That's why I said ye We can look after each other I'm doing this for you and Jack as much as me Jay looks over at Jack for support He lets his fork reach his mouth Choose for a moment All right I'll do it. Jade grabs her mom's glass, refills it Jack Shrugs. Marlla Mom Jackie takes the glass of champagne, downs it in one. Tener Rfs calling, Mum Jade wiggles her hips, sees a small smile appear. Okay, okay. As long as we're together. This is the floor, isn't it because They're not being put in there to be a happy family They are in there as a vehicle for conflict for entertainment And Jade's vulnerable her mummies as well. So it's really sad that they think they're going in there to have a lovely, happy family time and we know that's not going to be the case. Yeah, media savvy people would say, Okay, wait a minute, they're not celebrities. They're being put into celebrity Big Brother. They're being offered a lot of money, certainly a lot of money to Jackie and Jack Why would that be, Okaykay, Jade's outspoken on her own. what happens when we put her with her family? She's going to be more relaxed, she's going to be more candid. And they're going to be unguarded probably to a point where it's going to cause friction with other housemates. 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Jade knows her mum will be bricking it, and she can't help feeling the same way herself The producer guides her past the photographers, to Davina, who greets her with a smile. How you feeling? You look amazing. Your boobs are enormous. Jade grins, letting herself relax into the hug She's matching Jack's black shirt and jeans with a tight black outfit that shows off her slimmer figure and enhanced boobs Her hair has been cut into a chic brunette bob, a far cry from the bottle blonde Miss Piggy who left the Big Brother house almost five years ago As Davina signals them forwards, Jade reminds herself, She's got this She tiptoes up the stairs on her heels, approaches the Big Brother eye, and steps through the cavernous entrance. Doors seal shut behind them Inside, Jade is surprised to find just three people waiting Their smiles tight A pretty Indian woman who introduces herself as Sila A serious old white guy called Ken. and an elegant black man who turns out to be Jermaine Jackson Markle Jackson's actual brother And still not one of the most controversial people on that show So the ken is Ken Russell. Yeah the reveired Basically arrt house film director. Sure. You didn't expect that You could invent a lineup and it still wouldn't be as mad as the ones that they actually Jade drops a bag Germaine smiles kindly as Silka steps forward She asks Jade what she does I've been on Big Brother before four and a half years ago Shop her blinks Jade can't help but feel self conscious She's just a girl from Bermondsey, who said a few silly things on national TV The door opens again Jade's mum rushes in, looking flustered Oh my God. Hi everyone This is my mum, Jackie. Jade hugs her tightly, feels her mum's body trembling. I couldn't even get the door open. Jade bends to take her mum's bag into the bedroom, when she hears something that makes her stomach twist Suba Shill plub Jade turns to see her mum standing in front of Shilper, her face frustrated. Shilper, Jermaine and Ken are all eyeing her mum in consternation. Oh, give me an easy name This is the first warning sign, I think, of where this series is going to go because If you're from a particular background and you've never heard these names before, the first time you hear them It is hard if you're only used to like Dave Michael Cate, but what are like traditional British names and then you hear something you think, I couldn't even repeat it immediately. You know, you have to be slightly generous towards people who've not been exposed to words and names about how they handle it But how you handle it is crucial Do you handle it in a generous way? and said, I'm very soorry. I'm probably going to get you name wrong a few times, but I'm going to try Or do you handle it in a way that is hostile? This is the first moment you think, oh this this is going to be trouble Shilper laughs uncomfortably. unsure what to make of this woman And in that moment Jade realizes This isn't just about surviving the house herself She can hardly control what comes out of her own mouth But her mom is a ticking time bomb A few hours later, the diary rooms Jade stares at the blinking eye, trying to process what she's just been told What? So this is just like our house now She shifts uncomfortably in the golden chair Yes, Jade. Be you entered, eight additional celebrity housemates were moved to the house next door Fowns, trying to catch up So that's why there were only three of them Shilpera Ken and Jermaine were the only ones left in this house. The other eight housemates are now your humble servants They will live in the servant quarters next door Oh no no please no. They're gonna hate me. please no, I don't want that This is where Big Brother was really starting to change from just let's put people in a house and see what happens to then let's start really experimenting with them. And that idea of flipping what your social states would be in the outside world in the Big Brother house are making the low status people high status and vice versa. They're deliberately mixing up these social classes who the producers feel like aren't the kind of people that would interact normally. I mean, the production team obviously know it will ruffle feathers. and in fact, one of the housemates Donny Terette, he walked out because he refused to wait on Jade It really showed people's prejudices Jade steps out of the diary room, her heart racing. She heads into the lounge, ready to explain, and to try and work out a plan now they've been singled out But her m is busy quizzing Sulper again Is it ass or or sh Jade freezes. or Silpa doesn't live in a shack. Look at her Right, Matt, you will not be surprised to hear. I am not going to attempt Chil Pchetti's voice Why not Okay, D don't want to get cancellled? Don't want to get cancellled. That's a given. But also this story is about racism. It's about people's accents, people's culture being weaponised. What is important is that Silpra is a very considered, very measured person. Her way of talking is such that you can tell that she's being very thoughtful. So I'm going to try and capture that because I think we need to feel that in comparison to Jade, who herself has said I don't think before I speak I think that's a wise move Shilper pauses, caught off guard Sen carefully replies. I have the whole seventh floor of a house in Mumbai Jade watches as her mum's mouth hardens into a thin line Princess then Jade winces, then steps in front of her mum. Listen hing to tell y. The next day, Jade sits at the dining table with the other masters and watches as the servants troop in, all dressed in aprons and frilly caps Jade's stomach drops It's the first time she's meeting the other eight housemates She immediately recognizes a girl with long mousey blonde hair The model Danielle Lloyd And another Jo O'Mira from S Club seeven She loves S Club seven Jade wishes she was with them instead of on the master's side She's not like Shilper, Ken and Jermaine She found out this morning that Silpra and Jermaine Both have servants. Shilper's even got a Man Friday, whatever that is. Jade hears Silper's confident voice Let me show you around guys Jade watches as Chilpa boldly leads the servants out of the room She feels her anger rising. She sits very still tries to calm her beating heart She knows the producers have set this up She knows it's conflict thereafter Tricky this, because it's basically a big game The real people are involved But you can't really blame Shilper. that if you set up a concept and they say, Well, you guys are high status, you guys are low status. You either lean into it or not. So I can totally understand why Schilper says, Well, fine, I'll play high status. I can equally understand why Jade whose probably whole view of the world is, it's against me that effectively the system is rigged against people from backgrounds like mine And therefore, this presses a lot of my buttons about my place in society is less keen Jade's been on the back foot ever since she stepped into this damn house but she takes a breath onlyn another twenty two days. She needs to think of her kids protect her mum and keep herself together How hard can it be Day five in the Celebrity Big Brother House Jade paces the tiny toilet cubicle This is the only place the cameras can't see her But she can't escape the noise. Her mum's voice cuts through the walls. So loud and relentless Jackie and Silpper at it again Jade doesn't even know what's kicked it off this time She stops pacing, listens. My name is Shilper, Jackie Jade bites her lip. Jackie still can't or won't, get Shilpa's name right Jade isn't Shilpa's biggest fan either, but she's been trying to keep her head down and stay civil. There's a knock at the door. Jade, she hesitates, then opens it. Your mum's bringing the princess down a peg or two Jade shakes her head He's not funny. I need to go in there, stop her She moves for the door, but Jack blocks it. She would just kick off it yeah. You know what she's like? Jade exhales sharply She's making herself look like an idiot Jack puts an arm on Jade's shoulder Just let it cool off Jay looks at the door. The shouting is still going on but she knows Jack's right There's no point in speaking to her mum, not when she's like this. She'll have a word with her later warn her that if she doesn't calm down, she's going to alienate more than just Silpa And if the house turns on her mom Jade can't imagine how she'll cope Two days later, Jade leans in close Carefully brushing mascara on Danielle Lloyd's eyelashes. Danielle Lloyd, bigig star at the time. Yes. what do you know about Danielle Lloyd? Mainly the footballers she dated. Sure, includluding Jamie O'Hara, forer sppurs player now reborn as a talk sport viral sensation I think she may have dated Td Sheringham Maybe Jaine toefoe. She had a type. I mean it's the same as mine I love football, so does she? Weve got that in common. The other thing you may or may not know about her is that she was Miss Great Britain for a time, although stripped of that title when she stripped off in Playboy She smiles Since the housemates were reunited in the big house Jade's starting to enjoy herself You look like a proper little doll. I'd look like a sack of spuds if I This is Big Brother jumps as a voice booms across the house. Would all housemates gather at the dining table? Jade's eyes light up Walking quickly to the table, she's excited to find out what the new task is Jade slides in next to Joe Nudges are bllindfolded obstacle curves Egg and spoon but in. Shilpa is the last person to join them. emerging from the bedroom and wearing sunglasses Jade rolls her eyes at Joe and Danielle Who does she think she is This is the point where you can see that things are changing. that she's feeling more comfortable Jo and Danielle than she did before the divide. Yeah, absolutely. in the s and servants task, obviously had a lot of power because of the exercise, but also because people kind of pect She's somebody who has an authority about her generally And now everything's shifted. These three working class women have found each other. They're doing each other's makeup, they're bonding But it's not asnocent as that. We're already finding that they're kind of joining together in a way that is combetative And Jade, whereas she was contained in that task, now she's feeling emboldened. Now she feels like, okay, I have some protection. I have some people that I feel like in my tribe and now I can be a bit more outspoken Big Brother's voice comes over the speaker again. This is Big Brother Jackie, please come to the diary room grins as the housemaid's cheer A few minutes later, her mum's facees beamed into the sitting room on a big screen Jade's smile falters. This doesn't feel right You are the first person to be evicted You will have to leave now You will not be able to say your goodbyes Jade's heart thumps in her chest. This can't be happening. They can't center away like this without even a hug goodbye But before she knows it, her mother's gone Jade feels hot tears streaming down her face. No, they can't do that to her. How could Big Brother be so cruel Her mum wasn't prepared Jade looks up Her eyes land on Chilpa. She's looking down at the table pretending to be sad. But Jade knows this is exactly what she wanted She hated Jackie from the start. Jabes' tried to play nice, tried to play the peacemaker, but she's done with all that From now on, if Shilp has got something to say about her She can say it to her face sixixteenth of january, two thousand seven Day fifteen in the celebrity Big Brother House Shilper searches the kitchen, then again She feels her temper rising She can't find the chicken stock cubes that she needs to make her rice dish. She closes her eyes She thought this experience would be fun Bring her to a new audience, makeake her parents proud But so far, it's been the hardest two weeks of her life Stealing herself, she goes over to the lounge where Jade is sitting with Danielle and Joe Ever since all the housemates moved back into the main house Jade, Joe and Danielle have become thick as thieves Shilper walks over to the girls, her head held high Have you used up the stock cubes Jade shrugs. D now Th glances over to Danielle and Joe, a smirk on her face How many did we use in the pasta Danielle barely conceals the contempt in her voice Must have been for ye Shopper blinks They used a whole box of stock cubes. That pasta must have taste disgusting. They will be drinking pints of water for weeks. Four stock cubes idiotic In nearly seventy series I've never seen you so incensed Now Shilpa's meal is ruined She feels her anger give way to hurt It was the only thing I put on the shopping list The minute she says it, she realizes she's made a mistake Jade sneers Now it wasn't. Sil put curses under her breath She knows Jade's right And she also knows Jade isn't going to let this go Shela you didn't own the OderoxO cubes, that was a really stupid thing to say Shila bristles at Jade's toone. She reminds herself to take a breath. You know what? I take that back. That was one of the things I ordered she tries to de escalate Jade won't let it drop You're a liar, a liar and a fuck. Danielle and Joe are laughing. They were a real little axis those three This is horrible. this is bullying. I mean, before She even starts shouting This is a setup. They've done this to provoke her. And so whatever happens after that was by design And actually you could easily say I was just stock cubes. But when you're in a claustrophobic environment, we've got no control over what's happening, Just the little bits of routine that you have actually become a huge deal, I imagine. And then any sort of small slide is actually huge because you know you're being left out of a group And when it's divided along racial lines How can you not start to draw deeper conclusions Shilpa feels tears threatening her eyes. It's been days of this, the looks, the snide remarks, the whispering in the bedroom that stops as soon as she comes in But you know what? I don't need to dignify this stupid, stupid argument. It may be fun for you, Jade. But Jade isn't backing down Cuse for you. You started it Something shifts and chilper She's had enough. Oh, please shut up There's a second of silence tell me to shut up. You might be some fucking cess back in Netherland, but you'll not know Princess here Shoka stares at her, stunned. You need elocution classes or something. The screaming intensifies. You need some real life in your life, That's what you need. 'cause you're so stack up your own ass, you can smell your own shit. Germaine comes over, takes Shilpper by the arm, but Shilper's blood is boiling now. You know what? Your claim to fame is this This was horrible television I have to confess I did watch because you could see the dynamics starting to curdle and at first you can see what would press Jadees buttons about Shilper and vice versa. And then once Jade, Danielle, and Joe become a Cub. and they're all white women and they're being Nasty to Chilpo who's the only brown woman in there You could see that this has gone beyond just, oh, I find you a little bit annoying bullying her was clearly racist. Yeah, we've actually only reproduced a really small moment of this because it is so horrible to listen to But a lot of people will remember how it escalates kind of peaks after this point And it's not Jade you know Joe is vicious and unambiguously racist and the producers put it out, of course they put it out without a caveat. and you could definitely argue that they cultivated it. And it becomes so extreme as we will find out later that it becomes a police matter. So this is The worst of the worst. 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Ready, sir Brown knots A few minutes later, he exits the building and instantly, journalists swarm round. Chancellor, what are your thoughts about J Goody? Brown frowns, turnurns to his advisor, confused Gede goodoody. His advisor has got his phone in his hand. hisis eyebrows are raised. One of the contestants on celebrity Big Brother has been accused of racial bullying. I'm not here to talk about some reality show. Brown hisses back, annoyed He turns back to the journalists. He refuses to engage with this nonsense I just had an excellent meeting with. But he can't even finish his sentence before he's interrupted by a wave of noise. Is it true there's been ten thousand complaints to OfcOom? Chancellor, what about the people burning effigies of Jade in Mumbai? What have you got to say to them? Brown stares in horror. Effigies in India what you say to the recent comment by the Indian Minister of External Affairs that racism is unacceptable in a civilised society? The Indian Minister of External Affairs Brown holds a hand up to the crowd He snaps at his advisor. Get me out of here Inside the car, Brown thumbs through his blackberry messages, stunned. Dude Goody called this woman Shila Popadom. Did you know about this Brown shakes his head in disbelief Here he is trying to build trade links with an ex colony off the back of what he thought was a successful policy of multiculturalism back home And all of a sudden, some girl on a reality TV show threatens to jeopardize the whole thing It's so mad. this was such a big deal. because obviously Britain has a history with India We're not sort of fully dealt with as a country on the The Prime mininisry is over there trying to get a trade deal trying to smooth relations and there's this terrible reminder about some British people's attitudes towards people from that part of the world obviously it's a diplomatic cris He feels himself vibrate with anger He needs to make clear in his statement that Britain is a country of fairness and tolerance and that he's relying on the British public This woman Friday the nineteenth of january, two thousand seven Day seventeen in the Big Brother House The door slides open Jade gives Davina an uncertain smile But DeVina doesn't smile back Hello Hi. Jade givese Vineer or a hu Feels the stiffness. Something's wrong. I don't know how much you know about why nobody's here Jade shakes her head, confused Divina guides her towards the studio All will become clear Five minutes later, Jade watches in horror as Davina plays a series of clips on the big screen This isn't just about a TV show anymore, this is a major diplomatic round Well the reaction here in Mumbai is one of outrage concern that the Bollywood actress is the victim of racist bullying today reached Prime Minister's question time Jade's heart is racing, her forehead clammy. The prrime Mister diplomatic incident, she doesn't understand She tried to make her peace with Silpa. They hugged it out. She knows she lost her rag, but she's not racist. She was bullied herself for being mixed race at school I want to show you one more thing before we properly get into the interview Big screen flickers back into life again

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