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The wrongs. You must right To fights, we must win. future, we must secure it together. For our nation This is what's in front of us This determines what's next for all of us We are Marines R Brian Reynolds here from MintMobile. I don't know if you knew this, but anyone can get the same premium wireless for fifteen dollarars a month plan that I've been enjoying. It's not just for celebrities. so do like I did and have one of your assistants assistants switch you to MintMobile today. I'm told it's super easy to do at mintMobile dot com slash switch. Upfront payment of forty five dollars per three month plan equivalent to fifteen dollars per month required. intntro rate first three months only, then full price plan options available. taxes and fees extra. Feful terms at mintMobile dot com d Hey, Isabella, did you see your guy Caleb Williams? He was named the cover athlete for this year's edition of Mad in The video game. Oh, Madden okay. so he's on the co cover of Maden. Yes. he's on the cover of Madden twenty seven.. He's actually on it twice. There's two different covers. One of them is more of like a close up of him doing his Iceman pose with his arms across his chest.. And then the other one is him like jumping over a city, I assume Chicago, throwing like throwing a a ball U Brady is calling this one the crotch, the crotch cover because he says that his crotch is right in the center Oh, it's not even that bad I thought, you know, if this if that the photo is a bull's ey Like the center is like like the bullseye center dot. And while that is true, it is right there in the middle just your eye is just drawn to cry And so I'd like to just say your eye, because I don't when I heard this described as a crotch cover and I went and Googled it, I was like, Well, let me go take a look I was very let down. As far as a crotch shot goes, this is not a good one at all. So this is not I wouldn't I wouldn't crotch would not have been my first thought here. Yeah, I would have been like, wow, what a majestic quarterback. Yeah, you're kind of, you're kind of objectifying actually as you tend to do on this podcast for whatever reason When there's crotch in my face, there's crotch in my face. And and where would we go from here? Let's start the podcast This episode is presented by Xpinity. Hello Hi, and welcome to Casuals the sports podcast. It doesn't care what you know We're just happy that you're here. I'm Kat Nolan, your host. Lots to get to today. We have an amazing guest, J.P McDade. He's a very funny standup comedian. and He's been a guest before at our old studio. Oh Jeez would know And we talk about a lot of stuff with then. we're going to talk about the NBA finals because he's a Kicks fan. We're going to talk a little bit about the Stanley Cup. I have a pitch for him I want him to prank the ESPN broadcast. So I'm going to ask him to do that and we'll talk about the UFC fight on the White House lawn That's happening in a couple days. So lots to look forward to in the show today. Before we get to all that, I gott to introduce the people who are gonna talk some sports with me up top here, we got two of our three casualties, the production team here at SiriesXM. We have Isabella R Sports newbie. Hello. We have I'm sorry, we have Isabella R Nicks fan. Hello And we buub Brady Hey, Hey And that's not fair to you Brady, but you're not that's your basketball team's not in the finals. So Isabella gets the more exciting introduction today. And that's where we're going to start. We got to talk about it. It is happening tonight. Nick Spurs game one of the NBA finals where we are Now where you are listening to this, it has happened. So here we are in that fun conundrum. But what I wanted to do was check in with our next fan, Isabella Wh' Nicks fandom we did not create as a podcast. It predates us, but we have stoked these flames over the year. How long have we been doing this for now eighteen months. almost twenty. Oh my God So anyway, we've been encouraging it and here we are watching her team go to the finals So Isabella, as we the night, you know Game onene is tonight as we head into game one I want to know how you're feeling Re'm Really nervous. butterfies in my tummy But I'm looking forward to it. Yeah, let's talk about what you chose to wear today. Y fit for Nick Game one. It says Well, it looks like an IHart NY shirt The heart is replaced by Josh Hart. V' cute. and he's leaning on the eye. veryery cash. Look at him. He's smiling at me. He, Hey buddy. Hey buddy So we're feeling good. Yeah We're feeling good. The game is in San Antonio, Game one tonight. What are you going to do to watch I'm probably just gonna be at home, you know, Get my Hello kitty set up, make a good dinner Yeah is that Netss fan gonna to be there? Yeah we're gonna to see if we could put them in the bedroom. I don't know if I can handle the hatred while I'm watching game one. Yeah Just a reminder big game like out in public, like at a bar, like a game where you really care and then are trying to socialize at the same time Not like a huge game like this. So that's why I'm like I think for this series, I definitely want to like go out. either with like family or friends. I was honestly even thinking about potentially going going to the watch part watch party. Yeah outside MSG. Okay, I was gonna ask about this because they just said that they're gonna to do one They've only committed to one. And I don't is it outside MSG or most places just let you into the building to watch the game with everybody in the. I'm assuming, I don't know for this one, but they have done it where they have the watch party inside. and then there is like another section of a watch party outside Oside Yeah I was going to ask if you felt like maybe going to that, but I bet its also could be just mayhem, just absolute Yeah Bedlam. So I know that's why they canceled the first ones from the last series. Yeah. I might honestly just prefer to go to like a bar with my brotherersing. That seems more fun. And I just feel like the bars are going to be packed. People are going to be out in the streets yelling If they win, if they steal one on the road, the first game of the series This city's going to be it's just going be different. It's just like going to be different. I've seen so much blue and orange today and and I I was gonna to say something about bandwagon fans, but when this came up earlier in the radio show, Isabella said, I have thoughts on that. And I said, hold those and let's talk about them on our sports podcast. And so Isabelle, you have thoughts on bandwagon fans? I have a little of a hot take on bandwagon fans. Okay.'t care. Like I don't I think u Yes, I get the whole thing of like, you know, oh, like you're just joining on to the Ks now or people a lot of people said this with the Liberty two when they were when they were winning the championship, right? But I don't know. like it makes sense that for a team that just won that that's the first entry point for someone to get into a sport. and you see that they're doing really good. L it just makes sense. Like I knew someone who now she's like a really dedicated Eagles fan. She's been into the Eagles for the past like years, but the way she got into it was because the Eagles of it were doing really well And so it's like, why? who cares Yeah. I like that The it comes from people wanting to prove that they've put in their time and that like, oh, you only like a team. Isabella wasn't maybe alive I guess or conscious for like those Dallas Cowboys fans that were all across the country or like the people who were like cowboys do Laker or maybe I guess it would be Blls Brady is familiar with the person who you've describingans. Yeah. It's the kind of person who just picks all of the best teams gps for those teams. And it was a really insufferable personality type for L I think if you pick that team, like you should stay with that team. Yes. L I don't think you should be jumping around. And that so she's a woman with principles. Yeah. They just start your entryway is like, o, like I live in New York and everyone's like rooting for the Kicks and the Kicks are really good. Like I'm going to become a Nicks. I don't know. likeike who cares? you're rooting for the Kicks sick Brooting for the name. Yeah. like, don't like now root for like, I don't know, say for some reason the warriors become really good again Yeah kind ofd Stick with the Kicks. But if like if you don't have a basketball team and you watch one go on an incredible run and they become your team That's not a bandwagon. that's just how your fandom started. I can stand byind that. I think that's fair. I also think that's beautiful I also think that's more accepting and more welcoming into sports, which we tend to not be. We go like, if you don't remember what happened in the nineteen twenty three season then you really And it's like you weren't even alive, bro. So you read a Wikipedia page. Wh cares? Right now I'm living this and this is the team I want to root for. So I think that's I'm down with that. Okay than yous fan I't I don't need someone to have endured all the pain. Like if someone just when they'resychically good if they want to come out to the game for the playoffs, I'm not like, well, you don't count because you didn't sit through Jay Gibbons hitting cleanup. Like that suck for me, but I don't it's okay that you didn't experience that shittiness. Right. It's sort of similar to like the student loan forgiveness where you're like, yeah, you don't have to go through what I went through just for me to. Oh I knew someone. I knew someone who was like Like your guys's age, sorry. No, it's fair. That's okay. comeome at us. Go ahead. That was like, Ohh, I'm gonna be so pissed if they forgive their loans forgiven and blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, I totally get it I get that it's annoying you had to buy your get things together. We all went through that. but I don't want to be like you. But like to want everyone else to continue to suffocate under the mounds and mounds of student loan debt that we all just signed ourselves onto without fully understanding what it was, to want that for the generations after you is tough is a tough look. You should want things to improve. And so I guess that's similar to the Bandwagon fan where you go, I hope nothing but championships for you. I the next generation to not have to watch a half dozen Rodrigo Lopez. That's right That's exactly right. I want Isabella to have won her first fantasy football season and to win the NBA finals the same. I want her to get all this early success because I want her to stay here in sports. You just have to promise Isabella to stay humble Listen. It' never been my strong st. I can't guarantee anything. Okay, but what you can guarantee is you've prepared for us the five things you're looking forward to in yes. So I would like to hear those now, please my list out. okay, first things first and maybe the most important one. Getting drunk. guys I' gonna be fucking drunk this series. And if I act crazy or stupid, just know that it's not because I'm currently drunk in work hours, it's because my brain cells are fuced up cause I killed them the night before. Exactly. What What's the drink of choice during an N next game? It's probably gonna be a mododello or I got a bottle of gin. So really dance together at the function. I don't think I've ever seen gin and Meo I got a bottle of gin as a gift. so like I've been making cocktails. Oh ye. good? You likeem? I like them. fantastic Okay, that's number one. That's my ch. She's getting a hammered. Don't call. She's drunk. Y Exactly once a clock out. please donon't reach out to me. No. Okay, number two, it's probably my most sportsy kind of take of this one. I'm really looking forward to Lander Shamon. I feel like he doesnt hasn't gotten like a lot of credit for u certain clutch moments and I think in the cav series, like he just There was, I think in the last series, he was a moment. he's usually shooting threerees but there was a moment where he just like fucking dunked and we were like, okay, you can do that. I love that man. I just can't wait to see him do more stuff. Incredible. Number three. Number three Jayalen Brunson is saving us all. I'm just looking forward to Jayalen Brunson saving us all. I think he's the coming of Christ. likeike I just the way my The other day my brother was like He's like, Jayen Brunson saved my life multiple times. I trust him with my heart. And it made me think, I just love this energy of how much people love this man. There was this TikTok I saw the other day. of this fan outside of MSG. and I was like, this is the energy I have right now D mechanic. H my subway driver L that here . Jot Ruds is my dad. Oh my God, I love that man so much. I saw someone get a fucking tattoo of his face on their throat and even though that's? Like on the is it a man for some? That's great and I wouldn't do that, but I feel your love Getting a face so close to your own face is such a crazy choice. saw my brother s me sw and someone quoted it saying, notot the goat throat Oh that's different. Oh The order of words are different. It means something very different. Let me also say I think she meant secondcond coming of Christ. Let's just leave that that. move on to what is this for O where ye Yeah Yeahah, we're at four One thing Okaykay I'm not going lie when the Kicks played Atlanta, It kind of felt bad with all those Nicks fans. like you just heard all of them in the crowd. But now we're in the finals. so I don't give a fuck. I'm really excited to hear all of the deuce chance. So for example When they play the Sixers, this is what you could hear Yes! I'm excited for the Duce chance. Oh my God, hell yeah. All right. and then number five This is my most wholesome one. I'm just excited for community. Yeah. L I'm just like so excited to see the city all lit up. It just feels so nice, especially when I see like older Kicks fans just like crying and so excited because they've like lived so much longer since like the last time they've seen the Kicks Hmm And u Yeah, I don't know. I just have so much love for this city. It's the most magical place in the world and I love when the Knicks win. So that's the most thing I excited for. Good job Isabella. That's Isabella's five things she's looking forward to. and it's the cutest thing you've ever heard in your life. And I'm with you. I like the community. the city, I've said this before, feels different when the Knicks are winning and it's, you know, Dan and I are from a distance appreciating and you know pulling for you a lot of our Nx fan friends I am a bit conflicted because this weekend socks Yankees. So this is when I start to pek my I hate New York and like it's tough to be like rooting for the Kicks. while I'm feeling weirdly conflicted and unmoored at sea in that, but I'll figure that out. I'll get through that and it won't affect this, especially if you're as hammered as you say you're going to be Everything will be fine. Yeah I'm just gonna yeah girl, whatever. Totally And you're not a Nicks Yankees fan. You're no Nicks Ms. You're blue orange through and through. So okay, cool. Ohoh, I'm so excited. I'm just really excited to talk to you again after this and see just the finals through your eyes It going to be very fun and something to look forward to here. on casuals. Okay, we got to run through some stuff because we got JP coming in and he's going to be great. We'll probably talk to him for an hour. So let's get this done quickly. We've been talking about the womomen's College World series and the timeline of it's kind of often difficult to talk about, but right now we know the final. It is Texas and Texas tech. It's actually a rematch in the women's women's Coege World Series final as both Texas Tech and reigning Champions Texas. They both won back to back winter go home games in the semifinals Texas teech beat Alabama twice. Nijah Kannedy, who I came out here and said, you know, she's not really having in Green his bow season incredible game second game they had to play, which I think started at like ten o nine. It was very late. I came home and I was like, whoa, they pushed it to another game. She pitched that whole game fantastic So I apologize. I will fix my mouth before speaking about her again. And Texas beat Tennessee twice, Teaggan Kavon got the save in game one and threw a complete game shutout in game two Now, that being said, the thing we need to focus on and talk about was maybe one of the weirdest stories to come out of I think most sports recently, but certainly out of this college world series, a girl on Texas, a woman on a freshman, so I think I can say girl, Hannah Wells revealed to Holly Row on ESPN, who we love that she Ladybugs Crime for good luck She said, it's a tradition that dates back to when she was a kid growing up in Texas She said, thenen everyone on my high school team did it. I mean, a whole team of killers, just this girl's enemy number one in Ladybugville. Wherever they live It's this lady and they got a picture of her on a dartboard that they just throw darts at. because what do you mean you recruited all these people to eat? Ladybugs. ESPN reached out to an entomologist and that's a bug person That's a bug scient. Great a bug scientist who said there's probably less than one tenth of a calorie and a lady Who asked? What a second? They reached out to a bug expert to ask what the calorie intake was. I don't think that make her fat. I don't think that'd be my first question Anyway, if you were wondering less than a tenth of a calorie, I just accidentally set off like a TikTok. I trend' like Okay, well now I know what I'm going to consume as my mid get ready with me As I start my ladybug diet. I've been on the ladybug diet for two weeks now. sounds real. But I know it's scary. Cleared the habit of any likely negative effects besides a less than savory taste. They do have defensive compounds in their blood. I don't know why blood is in quotes, I won't ask. That gives a bitter or foul taste, so most animals avoid eating them, not this animal This animal scoops them up and puts them in her mouth anytime she sees one and says it's good luck. Now I was told When you see a ladybug, Kill it as a lady herself who hates bugs. No offense. I know they're good for us. please don't ers eat all the other bungs. Okay, I hate them both. I don't want any of them in my house. They're not paying rent and I want them to leave Ladybugs are tough because when you see one in your house, you go, well, now I gotta coax this thing out a window because killing it is very bad luck I don't know where the wires got crossed for this for Hannah Wells and she thinks that actually eating it doesn't count as killing it. I'd say that's even worse than killing it. You're drowning it in stomach acid. Is that when you think the ladybug would die in the process of being eaten? H, she's got to chew it up. No chance she's chewing it. No chance. They're so tiny. He also it's still alive in the tummy. That's what I would do. It's gonna die Yeah. Stomach gas is no joke. That's'm saying. I think it dies when it hits the I think it goes as it would as the the lady books just falling down her home scream down the way. Yes, exactly It's like that scene and what was the Jordan Pele scary movie where the thing sucks them up into the Oh God Noope, no them No.t go It's like that. That's the ladybug going up into the down the throat So anyway, that felt like important sports news I had to put on everybody's mind. Also, I mentioned Jordi From, the pitcher from Nebraska who had that perfect game, which then was like a no hitter into the fifth thingning. And then they she also had the only run into the sixth and she also had the only run of that game for her team and they ended up losing. It was terrible and devastating and I said, Jeordi From just so you know You're still incredible to me. Well, it turns out she's even more incredible than we had thought. because she was pregnant for that Wow Incredible redible On Monday, From announced on Instagram she is pregnant and has been for most of her senior season. She's due in December. Ewards math How many how I don't That' about three months in Right. That end of first trimestter. Absurd to me. Isabell and I found this out yesterday after the radio show and we both were like, wouldould not be me? Yeah no. W not the second I find out, I'd be like, o, I actually walk around like this even when we're not showing yet to be like, Oh, well me and the baby couldn't possibly make it to that Really tired But no, thank you Isabella, you brought up a great point about this. Oh, I said This is what you call a no hitter. because what was it with that team was it the astros where it was like, o, the combined no hitter. and I was like, o, that doesn't really count when it's more than one person I guess technically there isn't There is I actually think this is the only combined no hitter. I wouldpect which is the other person who's participating in the no hitter with you is actively working against your body's ability to throw a no hitter. I would actually say that's that is a combined no hitter I would be impressed by. Much more so than just another pitcher helping you out by not letting anybody get any hits. the same as this. This woman was hosting a personers forming one ing one. I almost said in her belly and I didn't want people to go That's not science. You know what I mean? You know, like a stork. The stork was actively bringing her a baby, That's how it works, right? The bird drops it off So conrats to theom Yes congrats. She's married to former Nebraska baseball pitch, Trey From. so that's that's Soft high school softball starting pitcher who was dating the high school baseball starting pitcher. Thanks cute. Look not Dan though, so actually like it's not, you know, it's not my current We didn't end up Yeah.y, we're not that day yet. Right the st' timeline. Right. So I think it's cute. Shout out to them And okay. so that's that the the World sereries is continuing that is Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. So Be sure to tune into that going to be intense. Texas, tech, Texas. I also saw Mia Williams's dad, Jason Williams They've stopped with the content For the final series, they will not be doing content from the And so I don't think that was us. I don't think that was our effect. But I was happy to hear that news. That felt like the stepping back that we were kind of hoping all of the dads would do, at least Jason Williams has done it ahead of the final championship series I went down such a deep rabbit hole of watching Jason Williams highlights the other day. Really? As soon as we did that story. Yeah that man. Yeah. Anything you wanted to share about any particular So he had the one in the Rising Stars game. I think his sophomore year. he was just on a fast break, did the behind the back pass. and then swung his right elbow back and reversed it the other way off of the back of his elbow for a no look the guy for the wide open lay upp on the left side. Well that's it just Yeah's better than the N one mixed it. Whoa. I don't think we gott to do anything like that. I' doing an NBA game. incredible. Sure, great. Okaykay but I don't think we once again starting White chocolate versus Professor Warfare, but yeah That was amazing. Okay. and then we gotta talk soccer because guys it's It's creeping up. Like a doctor's appointment you don't want to go to the World Cup creeping up. It's like right here and it's going to be upon us. And we're hyped. Listen, I know I joke The headlines around the World Cup have been very negative, very infrastructure based. And so it's hard to go like, yay, this is totally going to work out. I feel good about inviting the world into America right now and playing a sport we tend to not care about or do all that great at in men's soccer. I'm very excited I love a World Cup in general. I love being outside at a bar at a watch party, bonding with people, suddenly caring about like Belgium playing against New Zealand in a way that I normally wouldn't, but I will. and it's just the fact that it's here is making it a little stressful at the same time U, but Did you guys see the men's team beat Senegal in their first friendly? And that's good. I don't know that we necessarily would have thought that was going to happen three to the final score Um That Fly is. It's when two teams play against each other and it's not really for anything. It's not part of the tournament. It's just like a friendly match. So they just like like exhibition. Yeah. It's like a warm up an exhibition. It counts towards nothing, but it's just to get their World Cup legs under them. Senegal ranked number nineteen in the ELO World rankings, which I assume is the Electric Light Orchestra And then the United States ranks number thirty six. Um, so that's, you know, we should we were not the favorite there June sixth, we've got our last friendly versus Germany. there number ten anked by that band that your dad likes. and june twelfth is the first World Cup game. that's against Paraguay, who is ranked number twenty two. So we are not ranked high And but but we did win that friendly, which again means nothing, but it's got to mean something That could have been like five two. had two goals called back. really played well actually played well. You watch Yeah. Yeah. M it was Electric like right off the top had an assist and a goal all in the first half. like he hadn't scored all year There were worries about him and just erased that immediately. Yeah he scores one goal in a friendly and now the worries are all gone know, you got to get on the board Yeah That is true. I don't know if all my worries are gone, but A least I don't to worry about to say his name because it's pololic. And we all know that. And you heard it here first? We all know that Um It's time now for your soccer spotlight presented by Xfinity. This summer, you'll need a good connection for your watch party. Xfinity has WiFi so reliable, you can host the world. And now you can lock in a price for five years. Xfinity, imagine that. Okay, so the World Cup story that we're highlighting here, did you hear the story about Brendon Aonsson? what happened? Team USA had to move the start of their training camp up by a week. They moved it. in the spring From june first was when they were supposed to start to may twenty fifth. So they moved it back a week. The reason they gave is they wanted more time to prepare which two weeks then. I don't know. a week doesn't feel like thank God, we got that one extra week. It really made the difference. I'll tell you who it made a difference to. and that's winger Brendon Aronsson who had been planning a wedding For more than two years that just so happen to be May thirtiet M Now I guess you could say maybe you shouldn't have planned for the day right before they were thirty days has September, April June and November. so may thirty mayay had thirty one. But it's like two days before you got a report And so it's it is cutting it a little close But again, that didn't matter because they moved it back a week so it was directly conflicted. He offered to move his wedding Which everybody agreed, not a good idea, including the coach Pacciino. He said this is so this is what Aronsson's week ended up looking like Okay Sunday, may twenty fourth, he finished his preremier League season. He pled for Leeds United. and he flew straight to New York City for roster announcement on Monday Monday, he flew from NYC to Atlanta for the start of training camp. That's may twenty fifth Then Thursday the twenty eighth, he flew to Philadelphia and took an eighty minute car to Manahawk in, New Jersey and got to his own rehearsal dinner ninety minutes late whichich I guess is something good to rehearse. What in the groom's ninety minutes late? It's just worth, you know, knowing what the plan is Um, then Friday, may twenty ninth He got married, left at two thirty AM to take a car back to Philadelphia to catch the first flight Saturday morning to Atlanta Jeez. And then Saturday, may thirteth, he trained with Team USA in Atlanta, then flew to Charlotte for the Senegal friendly that we spoke of And then Sunday may thirty first, USA beat Senegal three to two. Aaronsson did not play Let's beay home What? I mean, and I get it, I get it. notot everybody gets to play all the time. but I feel like if that's the if you're not gonna to playem, just ll just see on the other side. We'll see at the second friendly. comeome play against Germany or not play. come come not play when we play Germany. But to go through all that's like real dedication Yeah. That's like real dedication. And credit to his wife, former temple soccer player Melana Dambra. They do not have a honeymoon planned at the moment. I assume you just wait to see what happens and then go. I guess Pro. Yeah, I don't And this is why I haven't planned my wedding because I just you never know if someone's going to move something back a week and then o, I'm stuck running from place to place. So I'm just going to keep putting it off just a little bit longer They had Gio Ryna's wife was live streaming the thing on FaceTime for everybody. Imagine like how many of his wedding guests just couldn't make I know that's the other thing Atlant. You can't you just have this big life moment and none of your teammates came and it's not because they didn't want to. I mean, maybe they didn't want to, but they couldn't now. And so that's just a bummer, but you know, it is what it is and we'll see how it affects us Out on the pitch. We got to start practicing saying stuff like out on the pitch during the match Nil, nil Nil all. I'm just practicing all my soccer stuff. 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No just you did stroll in here and it wasn't that long ago. How are you feeling? What's the injury? Like I was trying to get a workman's comp claim from Stavos Halchus for opening for. And you should. Yeah. But I can't imagine having to do radio City on crutches. That would have really issed me off if were you. It actually was cool. Okay. I was like,'re faking it. Not many people have hobbled out on that stage. many the roockettes dance out there every night, but no one hobbles. That's true It was a lot of fun, but yes, and don't let the angle of my knee fool you right now is still pretty injured. What what hurt what happened? Talk to me. I suffered a proatellar tendon rupture Rupture is a tough medical. You never wantan toarupture. It's like the whole thing exploded. Yeah. ye. It popped off like a bridge cable in a disaster movie kind of, basically. All right. Playing basketball non contact injury the Hoopeds For the real Hoo headads, it's the exact injury that Moses Moody of those Golden State Warriors had this season. Victorola Depot had it a few years ago Basically the meaty bit. that connects and Katie's Start Katie's vomit counter. could get that in the corner of the screen Crazy And that's me trying to soften it. I know you're squeamish about it. Yeah. I had just actually told JP that I couldn't watch the pit because I'm too I can't handle hearing about people'less, but I do want to hear about yours. So I'm going to take deep breaths and you're going to tell us about the meaty bit in your knee. It's So first of all, the patepellar tendon is the Scottty Pippin of your knee. It's the most underrated essential part Be we do we talk a lot about the ACL. We talk about se MCL. Yeah, the Jordan is the ACL. But we never talk about what hold is that what holds the Steve K is the meniscus It connects your tibia, your kneecap and your no, yeah, your tibia, which is the shin and the patella, the kneecap. Okay. For whatever reason it's a tendon, even though it connects bone to bone. So it which should be a ligament. I'm not going to get into the hard science of this. Please. But I I got it the same way as Moses Mooody, got to steal because defense wins championships taking it hard to the hole pllanted on my left leg I felt like I got shot with a BB gun right in the soft tissue of my knee hit the ground. and just started blaming people, just started pointing at other people in the comedian's game. On Sunday, like you did this. You That's what it was. It was a game with other comedians. Yeah. And so you're like, you were trying to take my dates. you're taking me down because you feel me on your heels. You're coming from my spot. Yeah You didn't want me to dunk in, you didn't want me to take your spots. That's R right. That's really actually scary because Every now and then I'll step on my knee weird and it'll hurt right on the knee capp. I would argue you shouldn't be stepping on your knee ever. O you're right, sorry. I will step with my foot. Right But feel my knee will go like Oh sharp pain and it's right in the knee capap And it sounds like yours was a severe vert. shouldhould I am I walking wrong I always thought like, God, it's probably nothing and now I go it sounds like it could be about to be something. Honestly, I'm not gonna to sit here and man explain walking. Thanks. You might be walking. I feel like most of us are Yeah ourur gates are all messed up We don't have the right shoes. Oh I could go on for days. We should all be walking barefoot in the woods. What? That's what we're built for. Yeah. But me But I digress. As a lady who hates bugs.. I don't think I'm built for it. But fellow Nick suuper fan, even bigger super fan than me, Sam Marill. do that It's true. No, that's is it? I can give that he's the biggest Nick fan I know. Okay. moreore than you. I think so. I think you guys are I think everyone can be at the same level When it comes to fandom. You know what? and I came to the wrong podcast to rank fandom. Yeah, that's right. apolog. right. Now, he's a biger comedian by a lot. by a lot I mean, sure ticket sales. you guys are right all the same the same level. In so all equal. But were we gonna say he was there? this game. He brought me to the hospital. He was playing. Yeahah, it was very sweet. but as soon as I went down, he's like Thankk God, you don't do a lot of act outs in your act. Sebastian Manescalco would be screwed if this injury happen to him It so true. And I stood up, I tried to walk I try to walk it off and there's just nothing there. You went back out to shoot your free throw. Yeah, like Kobe when he tore his Achilles ust hobbling out there. Was that at the big the big one, the big Walkowski? No, but thank you for remember. Yes, the bigig Walkowski. that's like that's the that's the playoffs. This is like a regular season Sunday run of men in their thirties risking injury like like I did constantly and then u Yeah, I went to the hospital and speaking of squeamish, my girlfriend met me after like relieved Sam of his duties. and the doctor was like, u, pressing on my knee with her thumbs and pressing on the other knee and she's like, Okaykay, you feel how this is here and there's nothing there You're going to need surgery. your proatellar tendon ruptured. And at that point, my girlfriend goes over the arm rest of the chair she's sitting in and like fully passes out. No way. As it was explained. Oh, I feel so close to. Yeah. was I was watching this as like a science project. I was like, oh, that's fascinating. And she's like, Oh Yeah. and it's your body. It's my body, but she had to get apple juice.. Well and she deserved it. It's very scary to hear that. She earned that apple juice? Oh my Godd terrifying. Well we're glad're Are you gonna be able to play in the Wakkowski? this? It's September No. When are you back on your feet playing ball? I can't jog for another Six to seven weeks. Damn. So how are you maintaining your boyish figure for the summer? Thank you. I'm scooting around, you know, I play I make my return to competitive golf tomorrow night. Exciting and everyone's been talking about it. There's been buzz It's like Tiger, is he back? Right Is he back or is he gonna to get a DUI on the way here? Is he gonna wreck his car? Right. Either way, there's percassettes involved But that's That's our common ground. Yeah. All right, Well, glad you're better. Glad you're at least not on crutches. Stabby out with an injury as well. No I saw him on his way to PT the other day. We're brace brothers. We're banged up U with you guys. It's just comedy chill. It was very cute. We had the same brace mine for my leg and his for his arm. Really cute. It really adorable. What an adorable little. aring. Okay, so last time you were on was about a year ago. It was july tenth last year And funny enough, there's been some wororth mentioning updates to stories we talked about at the time. You know, I sense that Y, I need to come back. said, I'm We just found He was wandering, Jake, he was wandering the halls of Sirus Yeah. And I said, Hey, you want to come in and do a podcast? And he was like, I knew I was here for something. I was sitting in a lotus pose in the in the lobby. He's locking in. And I brought them in. Okay, so first one, last time I talked to you on a podcast The White House had just announced a UFC fight on their lawn Which we thought was so funny. You and I have been counting the days ever since. Yeah, it's this, it's soon. It's on they had said they were going they announced it on july fourth and it seemed like it was going to be july fourth related. It's going to be june fourteenth Which happens to be a very special boy's very special day. It's Trump's eightieth birth. America's real birthday, if you will. Bea America is Trump. If there's one thing I've learned from Trump,'s that When he says America, what he means is So we're going to celebrate Founding father I invented it I was there I gave Ben Franklin all his ideas That's good That's good I hateated so much, it's hard to look at you when you do that U We had talked about and joked about like Andrewate, Carn McGregor, Johon Jones being the types of people for the card. Here's who's actually on it. It's Ilia Taporia. and Justin Gagey, who you heard of? Vaguely, I'm It's like G E T H J E or something like that didid I just nail? I was gonna to say ding, but then I realize that's the that's when you get it wrong and the spelling be, they ding it but yes you got which is misleading. It is. It's hard to unpavlovian train my brain. When you hear the ding, you go, kid gota right. Give him Yeah But they don't do that because it's kids. they go Meanwhile, they are Pavlov conditioning them to think of that bell sound for the rest of their life. Every time they walk into a little shop in the Hamptons, they're going to hear the sound of their failure when they were eleven. Any time they go into an independent business, a mom and pop join And so it's happening. Now here's an update. The White House is recruiting troops to attend. They've got to conscript people to go to this event. There's a draft. This is from CNN. tickets will only be given to those who meet military body composition standards. Sure according to guidmos Hotties only ticket recipients are required to meet DOW Waist to height ratio standard of less than. five five. Guys, we better see some obliques that taper. It's they've gota How else Nog goes No allg goes at the we fight on the lawn. Symetrical faces, as well as all service specific physical fitness test requirements. The average heights of American men and women are five feet nine and five feet four inches respectively. At those heights, troop would need to have a maximum thirty seven inch wasaist for the man and thirty five inch wasate for the woman The fuck. Wh does't this matter to being at the fight. What is this deevil wears Pa nonsense that they're implementing for the troops How about if they can throw a grenade? they're good We don't need we don't need model proportions. Right. Why do I need them to have what do I care about their waistline? Talk to me about whatever this is called, the circumference of your bicep. What is there a name for that measure? I think you heard it I want to know bicep Girth. I don't care what's going on here You know, it's crazy and they just randomly reminded this. Vander Holyfield, when he was in his prime taail of the tape, they do the measurements of like everything hisis thigh.ot everything. Not everything There's a line. I'd tune in I'd like to know. I've got a questions. Bea if you're coming in smaller on that tail of the tape, you're going to fight harder. That's right. You're a thousand percent going to fight harder, but I digress His thigh measurement was greater than his waist. That doesn't make sense to me. What that Barbie? That doesn't make any sense to me posossible Just powerful as hell quads.' two waists coming out of the bottom of his waist? That's crazy that doesn't make sense. Trump on TikTok. Not the same build. No. no feel. So is he allowed to go to the birthday party? he doesn't I'd be like, come here, I got to measure your How is Diva Hegetf squaring that circle where like, oh, the troops need to meet certain requirements, but the commander in chief, he can be a blob seems to be the way that it goes. He put out a TikTok U I haven't seen this Thank God. My algorithm, I guess I've done a okay job, but we do have the audio of something he said about it. Isabella, can you play that for us The Eiffel Tower eighteen eighty nine, it was built was supposed to be taken down immediately after the World's Fair. And then they said, you know, we sort of like it Let's leave it up a little bit longer. And then they said, let's leave it up longer and longer They never took it down. and you know, we're building something in front of the White House that's quite attractive to a lot of people. It's going to have the big UFC fight on june fourteenth. Y And I'm looking at it and maybe what takeake it down Yes Finally, DC will have a landmark Is the is the UFC structure on the White House lawn? Should it stay forever? It's a permanent installation. I hate that I hate that Trump is probably reading the book, Devil in the White City. whichich I enjoyed thoroughly. Have you read this? No, but my brother hasn't has been telling me to read it for years. I'veact thing What a time capsule. Everyone in America was so fired up about America at the time that these world's fas were going on that like France came out with the Eiffel Tower. And there were and everyone in America was furious. They were like, no, they can't have something that cool. They can't have a big metal tower. This sucks and like they got cracked on the world's face. You know what our response was to the Eiffel Tower? The ferris wheel Like as a concept. The first ever ferris wheel was built for the Chicago Worlds Fair. Pret amazing. We were like, yes, your thing doesn't even move.. You suck. We win again. But then we tore down everything we built for the World's Fair right after And so you're saying if we learn our lesson from that, we'll leave it up. Gotta leave the UFC octagon on the White House lawn. That's exactly right It's gota how will we tell our kids this embarrassment happened? Yeah. If we can't point to where it happened. It's like the Hall of Fame debate. you can't tell the story of America without the UFC octagon appation. It's the key part when those two guys whose names are giving America we're' we have to. It's a key part. But they're always tearing stuff down and taking it. There used to be a bowling alley They tore down the bowling alley and they they built a basketball court. Oh They built the Obama basketball court Which I'm sure Trump is using. I think here yeah, he's hooing. Yeah he can hoop If there's one thing I know about the guy And his patellar tendon stay intact in mind don' kind so strong. They're so strunk the bottom of his feet, think they' where he struggles, but his knees are fine. Yeah other thing that happened the last time you were here. Yes. We were zooming in on the back of a photo of Megan the stallion And we thought we saw Clay Thompson a blurry Clay Thompson in the background And we're suggesting that maybe Clay Thompson was dating Meghgan the Stallion. And if I recall, I think I nailed it based on the shin length of the man in the background. I think that's what it was. I was like he got he's got a familiar build and he's, you know That's the buildill that elite athletes have long shins. And so that was him. We know that. And then they broke up. In April, april twenty fifth, Meghgan posted that he cheated. They've been on a whole saga Yeah, how did you feel about all that Ugh, I mean tough. someomehow we move on Yeah. you know, somehow we soldier on through life When things like that derail us? I was like What is like a where were you moment? you know, like when Kennedy was shot, that type of thing Boon landing. I just got to take a second you know would have gone with nine hundred eleven, probably I think I must have mentioned the last time I was here she wass one of the people I saw in person where I was like in and thirty Rock I was there to do some bit for the Seth Myeyers show and she was just like there for a S andL rehearsal or something like full entourage of very fabulous looking people, just a stunning individual. Yeah just all around She's just remarkable. Yeah to me. And then Clay Thompson allegedly, I guess ated her I don't know if you any thoughts on that. That's the confidence of a shoot of a great shooter. like you're going when you can shoot forty two percent from beyond the arc in the NBA or you can make like you can have a quarter of basketball where do you hit more threes than dribbles Have you ever seen that video whereere he's like he doesn't even touch the floor just wet You're going to have a level of confidence that is irrational You're going to start thinking you can do some things that you have no business doing. He's apparently done quite quite a few times. Yeah looking at his dating history, which I had never done before. I did not know he was out here like that. What if that's the key to being an elite athlete as a huge then I do think we would have to talk about it. We'd have to discuss that and figure out what to do with the ind. Yeah we would talk about it. The discussion would be, listen, it's your first littleittle league game I'm going to teach you the ropes of infidelity so you can become the greatest athlete the world has ever seen. Sacrifice Teach them young. have to be Yeah. That's the takeaway. Our Olympic development program is going to involve teaching our boys how to cheat on their girls. That's exactly right. I mean it doesn't it and And then the other thing that had just happened, Mike Brown had just been introduced as the Nicks head coach. Yes. And this is one ride I think I was not as prophetic I think I was I was against the Tibado firing. Oh yeah, I think I remember that I've proven wr Br, you're happy him now. I'm happy with. now. And it's not that I was ever against Mike Brown. It was like, why fire Tibido. We've got all this momentum. We did good in the playoffs We have the same unit coming back, let them have some continuity But then no, I mean, we got immediately got farther in the playoffs without so I eat my hat He's actually doing it for the listeners on audio, he's literally eating a hat right now. It's a grotesque scene right now in the office. I got a knife and fork and a fedor. I think at least you took out one of the ones that was worth taking out. What he said in his introductory press conference was quote Nobody has bigger expectations first of all than I do. I mean, my expectations are high and on Mike Brown and what he says in press conferences. This was at Tuesday's press conference. Brown was reflecting on the first grade flag football team that he coached while he was an assistant coach in San Antonio. They were called the Dogs and their team chant was who let the dogs out? Let's take a listen to Mike Brown at the press conference. Who let the dogs out let the dog help whoo Just got chills. feele good about That's my coach That's my coach friend. I agree Let's go. Let's go Isabella. The last woo, it was a little unsure of itself, but I guess when you've been woof woof, woofing. He's right. In front you gott to kind of taper off and go, wasas that bad? I shouldn't have done that. Wasould I not have done that in the press conference? Gotta commit to the woof How you feeling? I love that. Nick sppurs, it will have happened to the person listening to this. The game will have already happened. I have to tell you that ahead of time so you don't get too far ahead of yourself and say something you're going to regret by the time this airs. But where we're recording this listeners, the game has not happened yet. We arere leading up to game one of the NBA finals, Nick Spurs in San Antonio happens tonight. JP, huge Nicks fan as big as Sam Maril. How do you feel saying bigger, much a much bigger Nick fan. bigiggest I've ever met. How feeling going into Here's my personal story with it because had we had mentioned like I'm going to say crazy things. I'm going to say things that I regret. Through the course of the series, I'm going to say things that don't make sense And that should not be said probably. And And for the last few days Wh the knicks have been between sweep and the start of this series been tamping my wild psychotic emotions down And I've been repressing myself because I know I'm going to say things that are out of line. I know at some point Post the picture of Chris Childs punching Kobe Bryan in the jaw For no reason. Lakers aren't even playing. I'm going to do stuff like that. I'm going to say things Like I've said like like the Nicks would sweep the ninety six Bowls And I'm going start to believe it more and more. I need to I'm just checking myself, I'm meditatingm cering myself, getting within because the The nerves are real The nerves are absolutely real, where it's like This This hasn't been the situation since I was in like fifth grade in the ninety nine series against where we got smacked by Tim Duncan and David Robinson. Who played for what team was that against? Wake Forestam and Deakins The Spurs. He played for it was against the Spurs and so that's kind of reminiscent of those very same But I'm also feeding into irrational thoughts where like we just beat this team in the midseason tournament. byy the way, what a win for the NBA. I know the two teams in the finals crazy of the end season tournament are now in the finals. But it's like the good thing they didn't hang the banner from the rafters because it feels like that might have I don't know, Jinx it. That's right. We turned down the we turn we turn down the banner, but I mean, I love this team so much. I love this Nix it's like They rule on a friendship level on a heart level, not just Josh Hart, but the heart that they play with the I mean making the little plays, getting the offensive rebounds, blocking shots, taking charges, stuff like that, winning basketball stuff It's everything we've we've dreamt of. So like the fear is that much more ramped up because it's like For a decade plus, we were saying we're one great point guard away from like being a championship contender team and now we have it And there's like a fear in getting everything that you want. It's like, Oh, is this going to be proven false? Is it going to be proven true? We don't know, but The irrational belief is at an all time. Game one We're going to learn a lot. I feel like people are just waiting to see what happens in game one. It's a little stressful. Rust versus Rust. debate What's going on up again Mitchell Robinson in his finger. Yeah Be to me, and look, you're a basketball player. if something happened to my pinky, playing in a basketball game is very scary. At any moment the ball can hit my pinky. Yes. How were you going to do that? Iamming your finger would be unpleased but I think he's going to what I hear and the listeners will know by now is that he I think he's planning to tape his hand up like a defensive lineman or something and just And just rock justust create it out. Ride it out. And may I speak to Mitchell Robinson directly? I would actually love you to, yes. Mit. We love you so much We've been riding with you for years now. what I just said about the block shots, the offensive rebounds, that's you. You're the guy. You're the guy doing all all the things that hold teams together And you know, we love you so much that you listen to Morgan Wallen and we look past that. We look right past that We let you do what you want. You drive your truck wherever you want. You go to God's country But now I'm asking you For one last favor and that is to shoot your free throws under handand grandma style. Please Grandma style. Just try it. Do it.. Will Chamberlain tried for one year, he shot ten percent better and then he went back because it looked tooupid. So embarrassing. Y. Now, I would say you, a comic are like one of the people he'd probably fear in that situation where We're like, I don't want to shoot that way because everyone's going to make fun of me I bet you explaining that like we will not make fun of you. We're making fun of you kind of like now But we won't make fun of you if you do it, I'm proud of you. I amm issuing an order here and now as a New York comedian, as a roast comedian as a person with a lot of roast your lies to be identified that way. I Hey, it's part of who I am. It's maybe not my best trait, but it is it's part of my background. I call on all New York City comedians,espe especially the roasters to stand down. Yeah. anyone who thinks they're funny. any like any New York cut up Nicks fan who's Who's a noted heckler stand down Stand back and stand by Do not make fun of Mitch for shooting free throws under hand. Let's let him do it. But do you think there's no chance he does it in the finals? I' no way you debut in the finals your new way of shooting free throws. It would be electric of standing ovation imediately E just trying. He could try and suck as bad. and I think people would still go, that's okay. Let's keep trying that. I'm not kidding. it would be on par with Willis Reid coming out of the tunnel in the nineteen seventy two or seventy finals where it's like I'm fired up by this.' I'd be clapping like the janitor and Rudy where if I saw that happen., you must try and because if you're one of his coaches like Only room for improveved. There's there's nothing not notothing lost by your shooting line drives directly at the hoo It's from It's t It's tough to watch. Real tough to watch. Like even Isabella, who I said we're like encouraging her sports fansom shows, whyy is he shooting I don't know how to say it but it's like a straight line. Like yeah, I know, they really are just throwing four seamers at the rof. And theyw unfortunately's not working. No They put the watch party back on for tonight but I believe MSG outside of MSG. They're being very weird about the watch parties. You got to give New York a place to go. We don't have yards. We barely have apartments that fit other people in them People need to go somewhere We need third spaces. We do. We crave third spac In society And outside of the is that where you're going to watch the game? probably No. It does seem like the first chapter in like, you know how there are books about like World War Z about post apocalyptic scenarios where they're like diary entries. from like day one They're like they're ruling to allow the Nicks fans to congregate during the finals. It seems like the first step in like a chain of events that destroys the entire city. Yeah. But it's going to be fun while it happens. I think it'll be a blast. All those cops, they got all those cops gathered It looks like dark night last the end of the last series. And so this time they're going to I guess Bane has taken over figured out. Bane is ruling. When you gather all the cops, I know it's a big city. When you gather them all in one place, you go like, that's That's That's like one tenth of the cops. What cop. We literally one of my favorite facts about the New York pololiceepartment is that they literally have a higher budget than the military of Denmark. Oh Ed I also love that fact. It so cool Very c cool. Cool, cool. Very good use of funds. I remember when I ran into one of those robot dogs on the street and I was like, this is cool. Did you actually encounter this? I've seen one and I'm like, this is so terrifying Cool Youre New England guy they have a stoppage. Did ever have the robot in the stopping shop the the theft prevention robots the ones who like remember. Yeah. I saw one of those and I legitimately was like, should I fight this? I don't I have a moral obligation. Yeah, I think yah fight that deliver the food and stuff. I took them over. I just like I don't we're not ready for that yet. We haven't figured out how we move in You work for us. I don't care how cute you are with a robot. Yeah, Oh cool, they give you a winky face. You're just ones and zeroes and I need you to move Yeah You're the cold mechanical instrument of a mega corporation Everything stresses me out.re Jeff Bezos is centry and I don't like you. Have you seen that Trump wants to go to a Ns game Um because I I've seen him at sporting events before. I've seen him at some Yankee games and at the Ryder Cup and just walking bad vibes, just a vibe killer wherever he goes. Yeah. It's tough. It's like, I mean, people were a little bit psyed that he was there at the Ryer Cup because the vibes were already bad. And it's America and it's like whatever. associate that with America equals Trump R Yeah. Right. invented America Right Founding father. Yeah, that's right. I think if any sporting event that he shows up to where he would receive like a cold reception, it might be the nick game. I think I would think so too. Yeah. But then I somebody brought up the point that because of the price point of tickets, the types of people who might be in that building, you know who's going to that game business casuales. Yeah. And so they might Cheer It I am interested to see what the crowd is going to be like too, But I also feel like I'll be pretty bummed if it's not icy. It should it's what the MSG should. New York knows Trump. New York has known Trump for a long time since before he became We kind of disowned him. like he took Florida citizenship and we're like Kep on And then you know now we're in this hllscape. and obviously James Dolan, who's got a whole icon in there of cameras. You know that happened to A friend of mine, like a comedian friend, shhout out Jake He uh, he years ago tweeted something about James Dolan, like obviously kidding, like saying that he was going to beat James Dolan up or whatever the tweet was. And then he went to a nick game and he like I think got inside the garden and they removed him. the facial recognition software recognize them And they were like, comeome with us,'re're bann wait, this was like a tweet. Yes, one tweet. And so his Twitter picture was his face. Yeah, guess arrgument for the egg. It's the only argument I've ever heard before. with the egg And they and they ran it through Yeah That's crazy. Got the boo. How do you root? I mean we all hate the owners of teams I guess I was going to say, how do you root for the N next? hate that guy so much, but he sting. hes he Well, you shouldn't say. don't say that. Don't say that because they'll run your face through a thing And then you won't be able to go to any of the games. Are you going to go to any of the games? So I went I'm going I'm manifesting that I'm putting that out into the world. If that is for me, then it will be mine But you know, we're I'm never saying never I Again, Katie, this is a season of irrational thinking Of course of course I'm not living a world of wge. No. To me, the tickets are mine. I'm there. You just have to wait for the opportunity to present itself and then you will collect them. I am mentally here where I'm sitting right now. I am courts side game seven' there. That's right. So let me ask this, have you looked into obtaining tickets? Have you pursued avenues or we just Are we just hoping they come to us. Not in any real three D world way. I'm just kind of waiting for them to arrive. Because how much is it to get in there at this point? Solid five Gs for the the fourth Like section four hundred. Yeah. And then and then here's my next question. and let's be honest. Let's really be honest with you. You did do a little trrump thing with your hands just there Listen Do you reach out to or like, are you pressuring Savi and your and Samaril to like They need a bud. I'm not come with them. I'm not pulling strings in this scenario. No You're just manifesting. I'm just manifesting. I'm letting it come to me. 'cause Sam has already pulled those strings for me And was we got really good seats for a playoff game last year against Detroit. We got smoked It's like, you know, you're in the We were in the VIP area with like the first person we saw when we got in there was Patrick Ewink. He was the only other person there. We were like, U Hi, mrter Ewink But yeah, that was a scenario where like James Dolan was walking around and we were like, hey He's cool with me. Love Jady in the straight shot. Lve your music. Love your music. It's really inspiring for me. You should play before the games to fire You really should But no, you know, we're manifesting. We're just throw're throwing things out of Bring it in, you know, let it come to you. Have you heard about game five, june sixteenth, France Senegal at Metlife is would be the same day as game five Um Penn Station famously, same kind of building as Madison Square Garden. Y. And you know, they're closing down Penn Station for four hours before game time. and it's an afternoon game, so that shouldn't affect it. But when people are coming back from met lifeife ool boy. And they're not allowed to have their cars. noody can drive to at life. It's all You can't park All public transportation. So all these people that are staying in the city are going to be coming back through as the game is starting. Yeah It's gonna be people hiking. I feel like the smart move is to hike for like eight hours, however long it's going to take, Don't even bother with a vehicle of any kind. Stay in Jersey, eat dinner and then come back to the city. Walk over the George Washington Bridge. Or that. Walk through the tunnels. Yes. Theyll they'll say it's not allowed, but just try it. It is. They can't stop all. Real New Yorkers know. you can walk through the tunnels. They wouldn't have handrails on the little walkway in the Lincoln tunnel if There would be a staircase there if not for me to try to Yes, you know Hey, how far can a dog walk into the woods? halfway then he's walking. Let's find out get his get to that halfway point and you're good Let's find out On the other side of the ball, the spurs Did you see the story that Weemby took the team, the Spurs to see obsession? It says that he treated them to a screening of the movie to try to wind down from the emotional toll Game seven heading into the finals. Have you seen this movie? I have. Scary movie. Scary movie, goodood time at the movies. Fun flick. Yeah. And I enjoyed it. From what I understand, I'm halfway through a podcast where girls tell me what happens because. I'm too scared to see it. No needles and No needles, no scary movies. sc. Not a lot of heights. Honestly, if we could just sit somewhere and eat something, that would be best for me But so from what I hear, it's a guy wishing that a girl loved him more than anybody else in the world. And M' Paw wish Yes for this girl and Hijenins and Sue. It's good. My girfriend got so scared during the movie that she like snap She has like an injured ankle and she kind of like snapped it back into being betterot into That's part. What happened there? She sat weird. She sat cross legged in a way. Don't look at me that way. wasat. Yeah, she sat. No. That's what I told the doctors I knew. We have really high doorknobs. So obsession, would you take your friend wouldould you take your friends to see Obsession to sort of chill? Not if they're seven five Yeah. That was my question. How is this guy sitting in a movie theater? Very true. He's got to sit in the back. Yeah. even not be sitting in the front. The handicap seats where you get to like spread your spread your legs out into the aisle. Yeah, the comfort factor has to be Yeah tough for him to find. I mean, anywhere. I don't know how he fits anywhere There is mo I'm hoping as a Nick fan that there's some at least someone on the Spurs roster who saw that movie and they're like, That was fun, right guys. Really funny. Oh I didn't even think it was scary. I was and they're like haunted. They haven' been sleeping well since that because there are scenes in the movie where it's like Oh, that could affect your sleep. You know, scary in a way that it's like Someone's in my room I hope that happened. A From what I hear men see it very differently from women who see it. Yes. Isabella, you've seen obsession Yeah, it was really good Yeah, it was was it really scary? It was, but yeah, there was definitely as a woman, I feel like you just you feel the fear a little bit more. Yeah. No offense, you know. I felt the fear. I felt the fear quite quite strong girl would be in your room.' ma feministere I think for women, the fear was that they too could half wake up in the middle of something they maybe didn't consent to may with So Dam dog That's what they saw to wind down. I'm just trying to help you hate the sppurs a little bit more by because like I don't hate the sppurs team. And I really didn't hate that calabs team And I didn't hate the Detroit. There hasn't been my hate levels have been very low. Last year we had the Indiana Pacers like o I hated those be. Yeah that's that's old hate. That's like I hated old beef.. Yeah. this one, you don't really have I don'tate I don't hate Weemby. he's an interesting guy. He's like You know how like Kareem is an interesting guy? He's like this generation's that where he's like, Ohh, he could write an interesting essay that I wouldite Yeah, He's like' also a giant man There's people online I've seen the narrative that they um think he's faking. They think that's like's faking. Yeah Yeah, they're like he's those aren't his real legs. They couldn't be. No that his like it's perfectly curated that he, you know, goes to the monks and then when he's I'm saying he's a plant. They just think he's like it's all marketing. I don't know. I'm cynical But that feels like a step too far for me to go like I can't go being interesting. Yeah. It's tough to do. If it was easy, more people would do it. you know? We'd have toar him get it like mispronounce something, like talk about a jazz artist of the sixties and get some fact wrong have, you know, his his knowledge exposed. Some sort of a crack in the foundation. orr like you know what? he's a big Star Wars guy. if the Star Wars fans like could poke holes. Yeah and see, huh, no, that Yoda isn't even in the first one. Right? What's he talking about? What is he talking about? S like that. But no, I think he's the real deal. I think so too. I who just so Long. Incredible length. He's just like long. As a guy who also had a blood clot recently. Oh Yeah. I love you just compare yourself to professional basketball with such ease. We find common g. I love that for you. Yeah. I love that mindset. think It's really going to benefit you Eric Corgy, the dog that bounces a ball down the stairs with her snout into one of two baskets to predict who's going to win. She says she's got spurs in seven First of all This is a basasketball that predicts games. This is the Corgi' doing almost nothing. Wow I'm not trying to diminish anyone's input But but you did, Butes know She'ese no. No, I don't don't I don't respect this Corgi. Wow. Agst women in sports. Wait, who did she predict? Spurs in seven. Yeah, no No credibility. Right. No credibility. Last year she predicted pacers in six, I think. How did she get the number of games right now? No? Oh pacers in the final. Yeah. Okay. So no Ien against the mix So she's not she doesn't have like an incredible record that I know of. I just didn't know if you wanted to start beef with a tiny dog. everybody fade the cororgi I don't like Corgis to get you know, it's an English dog as an Irish American. I don't really like that's the Queen Elizabeth dog. Right. We don't respect Corgis in this. And they're so low to the ground. I love them. Dan loves them. He loves to see a little Corgi but he thinks it's the cutest thing. I'm just not coming to them for their opinions. More of a Dachshion guy. Yeah And that's why we're saying that. I'll ask a doctsion's opinion. Is that not is that not correct? I guess so. I would have said Dachshon I guess we're saying the same thing is this just A corky or is this her This is in the article That's a pretty cool. So that's her. That's she's and that's who thinks you're gonna to lose. She's actually pretty cool.ur She looks over those glasses and says, Spurs and seven. All right, our personal differences aside, I do think she's wrong. Cute. That's a cute little I think she's a bitch. Yeah. Technically. Yeah. Technically she is. Come with us, Isabelle get on the Irrational Nick fan lunatic train This is what this is what we train for I saw somebody say that because the in in girl fandom The summer House reunion is happening and in quote unquote, they say boy fandom. obbviously, I stand in opposition to that. But boy fandom, it's that the Ns are plank. They said in New York, everyone is saying fuck the West And so was you big summer house guy We're going there. I just didn't know if you were a big sucass guy. You've ever watched Smer house, if you had any takes or anything. I can't say I'm the biggest summerhouse guy now. Cool, we'll move on. So Stanley Cup Stanley Cup hockey. Surely you like that more than that. S. We had game one last night. I know you said this is like yourre casual of casuals That's suuper casual. Yeah, Wh which is allowed and fair. But hey, who doesn't love play playayoffockey is the best. It is. ands. And this is gonna be a good series. It's two markets that maybe don't necessarily have like that emotional tie to a lot of people across How angry are you're Canadian hockey fan. No No Canadian team has won the Stanley Cup in eighty five years or whatever. and these you got teams from random hot weather cities who are now in the finals Winning the Olympics of it all, you know, they didn't win in the Olympics. That's right. So like if I'm Canadian And I love hockey, which is saying it's reundant, just if I'm Canadian, I'd be pretty pissed Yeah They'll politelyly Yeah, they'd be very sorry about how upset they would be. But last night the Carolina faced Vegas and Vegas one five four It was a high scoring affair. We don't have to break down the whole game. but I know sounds like a fun game It fun. It was very fun till it wasn't I'm notot foregas,' root for Carolina. So I'm rooting for Carolina too, because they're the old Hartford Walers. Yeah. And then part of me goes, if I like the Hartford Walers, I should actually hate the hurricanes because they took because they took. but I don't, I can't root for Vegas. So Carolina it is. No Vegas morally decrepit and I don't like it one bit. I don't like the severe I'm like, no I don't like a lot of what Vegas has going on. I don't like when an artist doesn't nail the sphere When you're like, Well you agreed to the sphere Why are we doing this visually? We should have thought through what we wanted to do Just have the Shere show a test pattern the whole time. It's like we could be doing so much more. I saw the ones of like, no doubt and it's like, it took me a second to realize what I was looking at. Yeah. I thought there was like a miniature stage in front of Gwen Steani. I was like, no, that's heard It's too high deaf. I don't like it. Yeah. And then you're like, whyy am I looking at the video instead of looking at the actual person who's in the room? The whole point of a concert is like you're in the same room with them and you're having an experience with them and they see you You're looking up at a big jumbo try and get out of here. When the sphere first came out, my timeline was all videos of people having bad trips at thephere. Oh no. where they were all just like there to see a show clearly on drugs. and then whenever it started, they were like And I found that so relatable. Yeah. Don't trip at thephere. No, especially if you're if you know yourself to be like that. Right, Which is like me. so I'm not judging, but if you're one of those that if something goes wrong, you could slip into like the worst high I'd be like that for sure. Maybe we don't go to the sphere and see like an EDM artist or something that does, have you ever seen the visuals they do it There's monster breaking through a membrane and it looks like they're actually invading yourself Don't be coming up on mushrooms No as that's happened. It's just it's setting yourself up for failure I think personally Here's what I was thinking about the Stanley Cup. So When we first launched fan service, the radio show that I do on Mad dog S sports rado every single day. Noon to Wednester. Check it out. I think it was our first episode. I got a call from What was this name I believe it was Vito and Hpstead. Vito and Hmpead. U because we take callars on the show. and I got all the way through this call before it was revealed to me that it was you I'm a very good friend of Vito and him. Yes of. I'm very, very close with him. And so basically that combined with roast, comedian, combined with all the things I know about you. I was watching the pregame last night and ESPN has this segment the chirp line And they have built physically at Carolina's arena A phone booth kids listening to this are like I don't even know what that is. But it's just a place where you can go pick up the phone and basically inviting Carolina fans to talk Smack to Vegas. Superman, the Matrix, things like that. we could get the young people to understand uses for that. Yes, exactly. Yeah so They, um Then they play on the pre game show a sort of highlight reel of all of the best chirps, they call it the chirp line all the best chirps they got from fans Um, and here's the thing They were okay The idea of the segment and what you're looking for sort of runs incongruously with a broadcast of a game and you can imagine ESPN sort of couldn't use any of the ones that It was amateur hours. It was probably pure authenticity of these fans while appreciated was not TV friendly. Yes. And so most of the best ones probably didn't make it in. And instead we got a couple of like lukewarm. There was a couple like little kids going like Which is great stuff. A little kid clearly reading off of a script. Yes. It That's against us. Who produces first take? S I should say. And so it's look, I'm not knocking the segment. It's just it felt like for a game where before the game on the Jumbotron, Carolina literally wrote, everyveryone hates you, Vegas There was not enough heat in the chirp line for me and I imagine it's because it all got edited out. Not enough spice. All of this is a long set up to say I would love If you could call the chirp line. You don't have to do it here Y goal is to try to get on the broadcast because you have this ability to be funny and sharp but also still playing within the rules of like not getting your call dumped on the radio when you' praying got to stay on the line. And so I just think I got the number. I wrote it down eight four four four Chirpen which pisses me off already anyway because that's too many numbers. whichich means that the N is just you dialing it while it's already ringing And that makes me upset. It's an extraneous dial. They should have to make it fit the numbers. Get rid of four. Just make it eight four fourpen There's many work around And but anyway reggardless, my go does sound exciting to me. I would like to be watching the pre game for the next game. and to hear one in this broadcast super cut and go, that's JP So I feel like this is a challenge I'm extending to you. I love this. And I wonder if you're willing to accept. I accept. I'm gonna let you leave with this number so that you have it and you can call them. and then I don't know if you wanted to workshop through any of it now, we could, but you can just let me know what you said and we'll try to get you in that broadcast. I'm going to let it come to me. Okay good yeah. so we won't do Well, my my knee jerk reaction I think is as a Carolina fan. Southern gentlemen calling in getting character trash and just being like, you know, the y' y'all Y'all don't even sell out y'all only sell tickets when people can't get tickets to Seline Don's residency I like stuff like that right up my alley So if you could workshop, it will get Yeahah, perfect. Yes. Okay, fantastic. And then the last thing we could care about. is the World Cup Coming up afterfterthought worldld's biggest game. I know bigiggest tournament. Talk to me about soccer and your relationship with it. you big soccery. Every now and then and that now and then is now during the World Cup. Yeah. Yeah. International competition. Team USA. Right. That's my team. made a half cocked effort before to like, oh, I'm going to pick a preremier League team. Like I have friends big arsenal fans And they good year and then immediately right after a bad year rise for them. because they got brought right down to earth And then had a parade, Isn't that interesteresting? Paris is on fire. We'll see how that affects the French superstar in the NBA finals. not I don't want to read too much anything Yeah. But yeah, no, just team USA every now like I learned about soccer once again every like four years. And know. So what have you learned this year about our team? How do you feel Freaking we've got the freaking lads. We've got the golden boot Christian Christian Pulis. I love this. ose, tryry it. Did it? It's like I think we Pelisit. No, now it's policic. Brady, can you say it Polic. We got this confirmed and I still need to hear it every day because I've heard it six different ways since we started noticing him Pulicic, there is pulisic, there's So we have another guyic. We have Palisic and then there's like a youer even younger guy who's It was just as good coming up. We might be sick. We might be sick. Yeah. And we're all rooting for it. USA's first game is against is it Paraguay? Paraguay? How are we doing the end of Paraguay? Paraguay Maybe even a soft G if I'm feeling for a in way. pota Y. Okay. Friday, june twelfth is our first game. But the first game is Thursday, june eleventh, Mexo,outh Africa. Um Are you just going to root for U. S? Are you going to pick another country to support How do we feel? What's the strategy? I don't know, I don't know how I feel about dual loyalty. I think you know, America, that's going to be my number one, my ride or die U is Ireland in it? I don't know. I don't, I haven'tard But they make it think Brady, you Google that and you let us know. I root for Ireland sometimes are the best. I I could see that. ye you know, that comes through. It's not hard to figure out. Yeah. Yeah. And no other's in theorld Cup. Okay, there you go. but I would say they're on No Wow What a real arsenal situation we just had Dashact up and down. gotot my hopes up and then they were dashed But man, that's going to be imagine it It's going to be chaos. It's going be go A you gonna try to go to any of it? I don't think so. It's like because getting to met life for even like a giant game something that fucking worse Terrible And that's when you drive and you can park and you can tailgate You could take the beautiful NJ Tit. Right, but not everybody has to. and now everybody literally has to. I cannot imagine. I can't. I physically. I know I talk about it a lot and people that don't live here are probably like, canan you please move on But I'm truly going to be like parked outside of Penn Station, just going, let's watch how this works. These games better start at nine in the morning Here's why because we're going to have a fully pedestrian tailgate. The infrastructure does not allow for everyone to get there right before game time. People are going to have to get there seven eight hours before the game It's just going to be constant. No driving, tailgating for the entire day leading up to the game Recipe for disaster It is going look like woodstock ninety nine in the parking lot It's going to be out of control. stillill getting not allowed So it's not allowed? No. So what are people going to do? They're going to get to the arena and just sit. The theory is they will just get there four hours early and then sit. They're going to have to have like those little fan event obstacle course type of things They have to. just slow down the pigs as they go towards the slaughter. Like there's just no just a temple grand in these hogs to get them ready. You can't dump this. And also we're forgetting about the people who came in from internationational that thought the game was in New York because it's called the New York game I know you are. I know to us, it's obvious that the stadium isn't. but I wouldn't know that if I were coming from another country. I just wouldn't the understanding of what that meant. And know it across state lines. You wouldn't know it's in a marsh. You wouldn't know it's really not walkable to get to in any way marsh. It's crazy And Bring them in from all the sports. Bring in like the the baseball thing where you throw on a radar gun, brring in the football Stuff where you like run the forty yard dash against your friend. We're going to have to have activities for these people. Yeah, we do. We have to. My God You save up You're you're a humble working class family from deep in Queens. fininally our country, Honduras, playing in the World Cup right in our backyard. You save up all your money to go and you gotta just go there and be hungry all day W waiting for the game to start because like twelve thousand dollars a ticket. Yeah. theld Cupoot two Sure for the you're sure this time or this timem. Elvor t I don't think so. Wh's in our group, Brady? while you have? Are we in the group of death Our group is the USA, Australia, Paraguay, and Turkey Harug why we're getting from that guy. So that's a whole other And what was the last one? Turkey Turkey, I believe now. Turkey.ell it different. Yeah. Turkey. Istanbul vibe. Yeah. You get those ads. But no we got That's a good group for us, I think. I think we do well in that group. Yeah basased on my extremely limited knowledge of soccer. Yeah I don't know I couldn't possibly say That's not a group of death No, who is the group of death? It doesn't matter. That's fine Are you gonna watch going to go like watch it at bars and stuff like go watch It's fun. Yeah. it's a good time. It's just like do fear for our infrastructure. We get all fired up. I remember like when I was in high school, there was a World Cup and it was school all the soccer guys would like watchatch it in a classroom after school. They'd like get the TV in and get a group together and all watch it. It's pretty sick. It sick.ick hang. Yeah is a sick hang. We found a guy to root for. if you're looking for anybody, I can give you this. Okay, so there's a defender. New Zealand defender Tim Payne has become an unlikely san. It was Hillary Clinton's running mate twenty, I believe. And he goes by T Pane and he's actually also was on the masked singer. show that has made it into how many Fing seasons of that show have we had? It's one of those deals where it's been on for ten years, but there's like forty seasons. It's crazy. When I first heard that show, I was like, no way that lasts over here. and it's thriving. And America has spoken. It's thriving four seas. All right, well, Tim Payne, really not any of those things we were joking about. Yeah. He has become an unlikely soccer superstar after an influencer from Argentina called on his followers to unite and make the little known thirty two year old a hero of the upcoming World Cup. El Scarzo, a soccer influencer also known as Valen Scarscini, identified Payainne as the least known player at the World Cup Oh, they missed or relevant to him. Yes based on his social media following Paine had around four thousand seven hundred followers on Instagram last week. Wow. And he now point seven million. Just to show everybody how much people outside of America care or outside of the United States Yeah care about soccer. A thousand next. Yeah because somebody a soccer influencer was like, let's root for this guy and everybody went, Yeah, all right, we'll do it. He's probably going to be like rich forever because someome random influencer was like, I like this guy. This guy is nothing to me and everyone went, He'll be nothing to me as well. Yeah. He'll be nothing to us all. Yeah Tim Payne is who he's a defender for New Zealand. and I guess we're rooting for him because Because if he can do it, we can all do it. It's going be a weird like six seven thing where like every time he touches the ball, it's just going to be a huge ovation. Probably T. We love your tine. Anything else in sports happening to you that you wanted to talk about? H I'm kind of I don't know if you've talk about. I'm kind of dancing on the grave of live golf Oh yeah. I appreciate that it's It's floundering and it is r done,? It's effectively done. Pretty much done. The Saudis, the old bone saws are have said that they're not going to finance it anymore. And you didn' festival I turned it down. You did, did you? No they didn't offer. I fe.. thing If it had happened, you would have turned it down. I sent them an audition tape and they rejected me I just want the invite, but I'm not going to take. I'll fly myself out peace justust send me the invoite. No, but they yeah, it's awesome to see such a stupid thing as a person who loves golf and thinks it's an awesome, awesome game with a huge liability problem It has a huge dork issue. And there's like all manner of dorks and the image is not great And we had this thing piled on top of it that let's make it even dumber Let's make it the XFL of golf and let's you know, throw hundreds of millions at some of the best golfers in the world to hijack them away from the PGA tour and ruin every it's I love, I love to see it fail. I love to see Greg Norman Just faced down in the dirt, done. onene of the biggest losers in the history of golf humiliated once again. Damn. Suck it. Just stepping on his with spikes. With my spikeed golf shoes. I'm stepping on live golf rubbing. How do you feel about all the golfers? should they be able to come back? I think there should be some humiliation rituals. I said they should they should call it Parly Gates, do a live stream and show them get down on their knees and beg to be brought back in and have to plead their case be aning. Yeah. I would enjoy that. because You shouldn't have done it. We all knew that. We all said that. you did it anyway. You got your paycheck. You got your paycheck and the league is now reaching the demise that we all knew was going to happen. hadad to happen. It's like, Ohh yeah, you don't you think the Saudi royals are going to be real loyal here. They're going they're going to commit to They're here for the long run. Oh ye investing in big time. They believe in golf as a sport. Right. They just really believe in its future and want to invest in it They're not wooed by empty spectacle. They love the gentleman's game. Yeah. You're talking about the people who put on a flag football game between Tom resurrected body of Tom Brady and one of the Paul brothers for a stadium of zero people Of course they believe in the integrity of sport That I know that was a Saudi thing I saw S saaudi was playing for It's supposed to be over there But they, you know, a war sort of just broke out International relations nowhere It couldn't have been us. And then so they had to do it over here and then nobody went all the incredibly famous people who collected checks to ing. They probably paid Tom Brady a hundred million dollars. Probably. Flag football. And who are we to say? he didn't need it. What a life. He needed it. C you have to let him in it. Roast comedian, Tom Brady He's one of us Do you have any notes on that I think he did all right. He did all. He did he look, he does fine. I just looking at his face is not the same as it was before. There was a guy in our writer's room. worked on the roast and he a guy who I've worked budy of mine who I've worked with on like the Golden Globes was just texting with Tom Brady the whole time. That's crazy.. Now is that an assistant next to Tom Brady who does the texting or is it literally Tom? That I think it was literally him. Does he spell per I didn't get a look at these I would even just to see how he uses capital letters and periods. Yeah. Like if I found out Tom Brady was a space before the period guy, it it would affect me. We're like, yeah, that that indicates autob typing, right? Like the auto spll know what it is selected and it spaces. That must be what whatever it is, it's always somebody on the internet whose opinion, I do not care to hear from So it's like if I found that out about him, I think I would go like I could see him being a stickler for punctuation Yeah. He's an es and ns guy. H his attention to detail It's the TP twelve method of texting. That's true. Txting beautifully twelve. But then I did watch his documentary of when he bought that when he joined the ownership group of that soccer team. And he landed? Is he a wrexham guy? No, he a different team. He's trying to do a wrexham kind of. Right. R. But with a different team that I can't right now but it starts with an L and maybe Brady can look it up. And when he landed Birmam, sorry, that's a bee. It's Birminghamy And when he landed, he said, any other teams in this part in the city? and it was like, you don't know know that. That's awesome. So X is an O's guy, I guess to a point, but he does his best with the jokes You know He did his best. He did his best And you did your best here today. And how do you feel right at one through ten fifteen, Nixon four, The dynasty begins now. U N would be the showhtime Lakers. yeah is g dates give me dates. What are you promoting? C can people find you and see you? Come see me on the west cooast of the United States soon with the aforementioned Stavos Halchius. June like twenty first I'll be all over the west cooast. Go to Stavy. biz for tickets. you'll see him Stavy. biz shut out Stavi