Etiquette Podcasts

Help I Sexted My Boss

Audio Always

Ever wonder if you are the only one navigating the bewildering, often embarrassing minefield of modern life? Enter Help I Sexted My Boss, the podcast where etiquette expert William Hanson and broadcaster Jordan North come together to provide the ultimate survival guide. This show is a hilarious, chaotic, and oddly comforting collision of two very different worlds. William brings the refinement of traditional manners and historical context, while Jordan offers the unfiltered, relatable perspective of a man just trying to get through the day without a social catastrophe. Each episode is a masterclass in lighthearted absurdity. Whether they are dissecting a listener’s mortifying encounter with a secret stash of Viagra, debating the proper usage of a fish knife, or navigating the social landmines of workplace banter, the chemistry between the pair is electric. You will find yourself laughing out loud at their recurring segments like Normal or Nah, where they put the most bizarre listener dilemmas to the test. Beyond the belly laughs, the duo tackles the nuances of human connection with genuine heart, offering thoughtful advice on everything from family dynamics to intimate relationships. It is the perfect blend of high-brow critique and low-brow fun, proving that no matter how awkward your predicament, you are certainly not alone. Tune in for the banter, stay for the wisdom, and enjoy the ride as these two navigate the hilarious idiosyncrasies of being human.

Answer Me This!

Helen and Olly

Since 2007, Helen Zaltzman and Olly Mann have been the internet’s ultimate port of call for the questions you never knew you needed answered. Answer Me This! is a masterclass in curiosity, where no topic is too obscure, too mundane, or too delightfully bizarre to escape the hosts' scrutiny. Whether they are dissecting the secret history of condom vending machines, debating the proper etiquette for disposing of engagement rings, or investigating why Tom Cruise gifts bundt cakes to his inner circle, the show operates at the perfect intersection of intellectual inquiry and laugh-out-loud banter. The podcast thrives on its eclectic structure, alternating between deep dives into historical oddities and empathetic, practical advice for the messy dilemmas of modern life. You might find yourself learning about the physics of Zambonis one minute and hearing a philosophical take on the Clown Egg Registry the next. The recurring "Answer Us Back" episodes add a wonderful layer of community, featuring listener updates and reflective tangents that make the show feel like a long-running, evolving conversation with old friends. With a signature blend of dry wit, rigorous fact-finding, and an infectious love for life's eccentricities, this is essential listening for anyone who finds the world a fascinatingly strange place. It is a warm, witty, and uniquely British guide to the questions that populate our day-to-day lives.

Joe and James Fact Up

Audio Always

Join long-time friends and collaborators Joe Thomas and James Buckley as they navigate the wonderfully chaotic world of Joe and James Fact Up. If you are looking for a highly structured, meticulously researched educational program, this is almost certainly not the place for you. Instead, you will find a delightfully rambling, candid, and often hilarious exploration of whatever happens to be on the hosts' minds. From deep dives into the absurdity of suburban life and the nuances of British social etiquette to spontaneous reenactments of iconic movie scenes, the show thrives on the natural rapport between the duo. The episodes frequently veer from personal anecdotes about their experiences in the entertainment industry to bizarre historical myths, weird animal facts, and heated debates over pop culture staples. Whether they are questioning the origins of common phrases, sharing stories about the oddities of their daily routines, or deconstructing their own creative histories, Joe and James bring a self-deprecating wit to every conversation. It is a show defined by its lack of pretension, where the joy is found in the tangents, the lighthearted bickering, and the genuine curiosity that keeps their partnership fresh. If you want a podcast that feels like eavesdropping on a sprawling, funny, and deeply human chat between two friends who have seen it all, you have found your new weekly listening staple.

Judge John Hodgman

John Hodgman and Maximum Fun

Have you ever wondered if it is socially acceptable to flush leftover soup down the toilet, or if a safety kiss before driving is a sweet tradition or a nagging chore? Welcome to Judge John Hodgman, the world’s most eccentric courtroom where the stakes are low but the rulings are final. Presided over by Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn, this show transforms the minor irritations and bizarre habits of everyday life into formal legal proceedings. Whether it is a couple squabbling over neighborhood etiquette and rotisserie chicken scraps, or a debate on whether moving house is a physical or emotional labor, no dispute is too trivial for this bench. Beyond the mock-judicial hilarity, the show functions as a deeply human look at our quirks. The hosts bridge the gap between comedy and philosophy, moving effortlessly from rigorous inquiries into ice cream etiquette to reflective, insightful conversations about nostalgia, parenthood, and the importance of community. Sometimes the court welcomes guests to help clear the docket or explore the nuances of pop culture, yet the heart of the show remains the listeners. It is a space where the bizarre becomes the standard, and the Judge’s thoughtful, witty, and occasionally stern wisdom helps us navigate the complexities of modern life. Tune in to find out if your own domestic habits hold up under the scrutiny of the law.

Bottoms Up! With Alan Carr and Lee Peart

Platform Media

Bottoms Up! with Alan Carr and Lee Peart is the ultimate podcast for anyone who loves a good glass of wine but is tired of the stuffy, intimidating rules that often come with it. Join comedians and best friends Alan and Lee as they host an irreverent, hilarious, and refreshingly honest look at the world of viticulture. Whether they are deep-diving into the nuances of a premium Malbec, testing out questionable wine gadgets, or demystifying the labels at your local supermarket, the duo approaches every bottle with their signature wit and lack of pretension. Each episode is a delightful blend of casual catch-ups, celebrity guest appearances—from fellow comedy legends like Graham Norton and Judi Love to industry insiders and etiquette experts—and the pair’s own chaotic life updates. You will hear them tackle listener dilemmas, explore the growing world of lower-alcohol alternatives, and learn the basics of wine tasting without ever losing the fun. The show is fundamentally about connection and accessibility; it is less about becoming a certified sommelier and more about celebrating the joy of sharing a drink and a laugh. With Alan and Lee, you get the perfect pairing: expert-led education served with a heavy splash of gossip, nostalgia, and candid banter. Pull up a chair, pour yourself a glass, and settle in for some real wine wisdom that refuses to take itself too seriously.

The Luxury Podcast

Audio Always

Ever wondered how to maintain your standards when the world—or just your DIY project—is falling apart? Join William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith on The Luxury Podcast, a witty, sophisticated guide to navigating life with style, grace, and a healthy dose of humor. Far from the stuffy image of opulence, this show is a masterclass in the art of living well, whether you are dealing with the unbearable British summer heat, managing the social complexities of family life, or planning your hypothetical final hours during the apocalypse. Each episode offers a delightful mix of personal anecdotes and pragmatic, refined advice. William and Jonathan openly embrace their own imperfections—from botched home renovations to struggles with modern technology—while answering listener queries on everything from social etiquette and wardrobe maintenance to the nuances of hosting and home decor. Their chemistry turns even the most mundane topics, like DIY failures or funeral planning, into high-brow entertainment. The core philosophy of the show is simple: true luxury is not just about material excess; it is about knowing your limits, choosing the right professionals, and maintaining your composure in every situation. Whether you are sorting the Hyacinths from the Onslows or simply looking for a polished perspective on modern living, William and Jonathan invite you to elevate your everyday experiences with wit, charm, and an unwavering commitment to gracious living.