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From S16 Ep 856: David Gets Attacked!Jul 1, 2026

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Hart It's a bit sticky. I think it wouldll get betterad for your So she said Matter U ere's your tintteret she? I thought it was like five medum I don't know. I think it's got easier now I'll just switch that over. so Okay. How are you? Good. Youre feeling any better Yeah, I'm feeling better. I'm not there though. Not there yet, but I'm allright. that's why we haven't th any des out. a bit of sickness in the camp Yeah, apologes. And you werere away? Yes, I was away I forgot S was that integrate. That' gone really wobbly again I think it'd be al right in a minute. I've just switched it over. I missed her. that's what she said Sure. Well, we've got something to talk about Yeah, I mean No, don't tell you've lost the wind in your sils with it. No, no. I don't know if it's very funny or I'm interested. Okay. Well, should we give a context where you were you were coming home from London, weren't you Yeah U Honestly, it was crazy. It was crazy I was on the train. And um was nearly attacked That's the the short. That's the nub of it. Let's hope there's more to it because There is. I'm I'm going to bring nowtails Well what do you want to know? Well, fucking everything from the start to the end and how you reacted and we right everything. fucking every What you what I want to know, want to know 'Ccauseuse you sent me a text I've got something to talk about in the pod the mom can I text you like within one hundred and twenty seconds of it, twow minutes of it happening? It's like, fuck, this is mental This sw Do you how much if you'd poded then to now, what's the difference? If you'd come out of the situation then andd you'd been in a podition. You would have gone up calm down calm really? Yeah my heart was racing I remember thinking fucking out it's really thumping. Oh def you said You remember thinking that? Yeah, I remember I'm very aware of my he these days. Now I remember thinking I that me you remember thinking my hearts and hal pumping still working then. Yeah. Got right. Okay. so I want This like a little short film. you're walking or nothing's happening. It's just another day you're coming home from London. Coming home from London Yeah talkalk me through before. My chair's been A chair, seat. seat, what you go? seat has been whatd you call it ot logged Look No I did When someone buys you a safeerve Reserveer' be logged. A logged chair. You've got a logged chair. I've at a reserve sorry. Where's my chair? There is sit downam bang I thought I quite like this chair, it's a two seater That was good It doesn't look too busy. Yeah. everything's gone over E I'm right by the suitcases, which is fine. Yeah, I don't want that And u There's a reason I'm telling you this. So I did them on Twitch about The year and a half ago I did some role play and u Ile Idle up. four or five three hour videos that needed to be cut. I wanted to cut it down for a story. I thought I just found her thought I'm going to do these on the train So you're going to soon got out And I'm going to make the most of it We'll come back to that Oh I can't wait to hear about your. My point is I've got my editing software up and I' so my editing head on. I've got my editing head on. but I'm focused and I'm having a another time. You got your headphones on, sorry. yeah, o. I've got a little headphones. I've got my laptop on the desk And I'm editing. I'm editing. So if you don't know, I'm editing Puter game that I was playing where you role play with other people and it's stupid It looks like a computer game on my editing software. Okay if you were to look at it, you'd go ye Oh what fuck I can't What I'm loving it I'm like, o, I haven't seen this for ages. Oh this feels new I don't remember. Oh I mean it Time is passing on the trains. way in. so you've been the train started moving because in my head you've just got on. so we're we're twenty minutes into gym. J just compulse rading twenty mines twenty five minutes in. Heading to Tanton Oh, aren't we just Sigh No one has sat and said the train is sort of becoming more and more busy. It's like, I don't know, half four in the afternoon or so on a Friday. I just left you Yeah, we'd have a nice stone You hit Paulie as well. you Paulie that kind Paulie On the train I was fine I was I was in my zone. I thought I've got three hours to dive into this make believe world. Okay let's put can gloss over that. Okay now. So seat free is starting to build up. I'm Va suddenly I see this Shpe to my left I've got my earphonees. So we got we'veopped at a station reading or something. Yeah yeah. this shpe has got on Yeah, this shape has g on. Okay I look round and' I've got my headphones and I'm listening to the thing and I look can see all I can say My first is your face is like piece of granite. This person's face This woman Right. Okay's a woman. It's craggy M sixty four. sixty four So I've got nothing to be suspicious about, anything like that. I just look up and I go a craggy old face. And she said back at you But I'mly attracted to her Honestly it's one of the things Well obviously, first thing I told you. So you got to think about Cragg. A craggy old face So like you made David, it may be good woman, you imagine No's been left out in the road for twenty years. just weather beaten Okay, ye, sure I'll lovebskcript clos over as well. But you know, if you're in the Mediterrane, you see an elderly lady a leather face but it says something about it. It's sort of exhotic. It just ye sunshine We beaten Redonian So that red Oion's been in the drizzle for twenty years, right so Yeah, it's just so craggy. It feels like you could get your finger and. Kre isy puting currently on her side Well, I'm not. I'm telling you. at this point fully on herself. it's just a lady. Yeah, Craggy lady. lady you've jped scragging the. Yeah, just got, o right. There's got one of those faces So she was kind of gang, she was standing over me guysangang. Standing over Was she getting over? She was standing up Yeah. She' kind business, but she wasn't involving at this point. No, she was she was. she must have put a bag in the suitcase bit she was just looking over looking at the seat I couldn't hear her but I was like, she was obviously saying canan I sit down? She wanted the space next to you, right? Yeah So of it yeah, yeah, of course. The truth is in my head, I'm like, o for fuck sake, I've got two and a half hours with Cacters Devin That wass fine, but it's I fell It's nice trapped. Nice to be nice to be on your te on the tickater then Yeah, but now I'm like, oh Godd, a bit cluster fabric. but fine, abbsolutely fine. But annoyed but fine. Could that be red in your faceression? No, I don't think so. I was just fully in this make believe world I'd created in the wild ways So she sat down So I shift over And there was one bit where I went, fuck I feel quite claustrophobic there. I wonder if I could just almost Be this happened the other week where I went Someone sat down next to me and I went, you know what I just want space? and I just went and sat there the looose You were Oh go, yeah maybe ten o. Or just stood. I just thought I can't be trapped in this anyway I was in this world was far enough to delve back in She sat there. Is she on the inside now by the window? No I'm by the window. Okay, she's on that aisle. Yeah. Yeah So what was I thinking? So we were touching hips. hate cracking us or not Yeah. so we were touching hips. There was nothing we could do about it, but There was a partment like got a long journey. I don't know where she's going. She could be going to the B in the cobball probably is with that fice. Wow, I don't like that Anyway, I got back into my editing d. Oh fine. She's chatting to someone. I can't hear anything. She's chatting someone. She'sat on the phone I then actually just seems to be quite busy to my left hand side And I'd say this now it's got no relevance, but her dress was like a the nineteen seventies curtain. It does add a picture to it. Yeah, it's just like no shape. Oh O of those, I like those straight down, flat sides. It was fine. I looked at her shoes and they were sort of slipper it's like slippers, but kind of stylish slippers. then lot of photos of ladies from like you know, your mum with older labours would have those dresses. You know what reminded me of a little bit of your old wallpaper Oh yeah, yeah. Sort of that. Yeah. so But not trendy, just like Yeah, I've got dress. good luck to her. G The seams well stitched. You know, you know where it's like thick You know Well stitchedress. You know where you go, that's not coming away Oh, D, I think there's only one.' just ye ye. And exactly what it is. Can't be warorning the hot weather No Nipe So anyway, I'm sat there editing and I see in my peripheral vision there's a guy now You're editing cow. Fucking editing a cowboy. is coming this is coming back. That's why I dropped it in twenty wins ago Biding cows in this one liid world here Anyway In my pref's suddenly there's this guy standing there and he stood in the aisle chatting to her and I'm like, Oh this feels like they know one another because they're chatting away. Over you sort of thing. No becauseuse I'm by the window, so she's to my left and it's there. Yeah, I've gott to move you to that seat, sorry. So this is the this is a moment in the story where I went herer elbow Do something with her arm and her elbow is nearly like in my face This is not a big woman, but there's flesh on it She's not only my head, she's quite scrawned. She's not No, no. she's not big either. She's just a woman a sixty four year old woman. For the correctness for c correctness. But her elbows like that. so it's almost if I see's like there. And at that point I saw a stop edit s like She had her back to me, look chatting to the guy. I was like, really You're happy to put your elbow. right by my face First red flag That' that weird. Yeah, that's a red flag. O your side Yeah under. Yeah, it like has to be. sureurely you know where you aw of other people. nowhereness people I now look back, she knew where her arm was I look back I haven't got to the end of st Oh she fucking go where I No way Yeah it was to had in aake Park. Yeah So Like D hell? She wouldn't have se I didn't say anything ores sake, so I sort of shifted over closer. I' nervous. Genuinely nervous now. U Eventually the fucking elbow went down. and what was going on went back into the editing The next bit is just blank. I'm editing. She sat there and then suddenly maybe Th minutes later She gets up. And I look round and and she's gone Oh Gong Thanks Fuck for that Pase Yeah. so the seat's now empty. brilliant I don't know if she I thought maybe I thought Ohh she's got off somewhere. She's waiting to get off. She's found another seat Fantastic I' on my own again. here we go. F minutes later this younger lady es like do you mind I've got my earphones in. Another lady comes like, W you mind if I sit there? I'm like, No, no, go for it. sit down. She's looking about and she just walks off and're like, o, She she found another seate We're all good, we're all good. we're all good., wasas that relevant to the story or just a sniff? No, No just a little bit I ask went who's this lady is she gonna aff? Why I tell you that? becausecause I'm nice? I think it' me going. Of course you can sit there. It's that That's what you're dealing with I got excited, turned out to be a red herring because I was like, how does she get involved? She doesn't get it In that bit, I'm telling you of course you can sit down. Theren' aren't many seats. I'm not that sort of bloat. Oh God, sit down. sit down my sweet. sit down my sweet for your lack of craginess. Yeah, but she didn't, she went anyway. so I might out the vibe off you she we have moved off Now we So I'm editing them for the next fifty minutes. And this is where it gets all a bit blurry I made some notes, but I just could't surise Well I thought as she's d, I thought I've got to let you know what Don't quite know sit Well just sit in it, just try a remember I've made other notes for trabics here. Don't go onto those. I'm fucking so into this If you dig dress now with if just go So So she's standing now by the she's come back the craggy old lady. Yeah. she she's standing up Yeah And I feel like I've got my earphones in editing and I feel like she's talking to me and right So I turn round She's like that She's like animated now time And her face, she's leaning in, she's angry. What could she possibly be angry To be honest with you, she's fucking ugly All that I'll be honest, I'm doing all that noise Game This fromteen mines ago. But so I think what I'm feeling there is that her anger is ugly. I' like God, you're so angry I don't know what's going on. How could can't There's nothing like In that moment you go you can't think of a thing she'd be angry of her No C No. No to say. Great question. No, great question there Can we have some sort of effect there, please? No let's just st it was. No because because you know you sort to go, I she might't be f to because I put my bag up or something like that. Yeah Exactly so like what's going on cannot remember like the chronology of what she what she said when What she actually said, but the bits that I remember I wrote down here. So one thing she said was look how you're sitting She wanted to sit down on the seat and she was having a g, lookook how you're sitting. How it was like that So so I can only sort of half hear that Yeah Th like that. What? You know how you got the two seats and you've got the like this centimeter of gap between the two. Yeah Yeah. like I think part of my leg Yeah was just hanging over part person could goside, you might moveving your leg a little bit. Honest, you wouldn't even think about it. Also, I was sat on my own You wouldn't even Oh yeah, of course. So you're not expecting her to come back anyway. you think she's on. Yeah, yeah Yeah. Honestly, you go like that, you just go like that.ops. I. So it's not Jesus So then I saw I'm looking around There's an old couple behind it. Leave him alone. Leave him alone. That's what's it Leave him alone. It's fine. Okay, so the general vibe is everyone's sensing offer. you know one of those people you go, everyone's sensing We cannot relax until this lady's out of this c. No Yeah. Everyone got inv there was like three or four people al. Don't rush any of this. No won't rush any of this. So can we just sit Go back to couple. They said leave him alone like you're a fucking teenager. So they were looking at me like Leave him alone It's. So I was like So I didn't say anything because I I I wasn't on a wavelink. I didn't know what she was on about. I had nothing to say No I was like angry. I was like what? You're too puzzled at this point. You haven't got any complete puzzleman Pusle man Yeah. So she said loads of things to me. These are just things that I remember. Um playing your computer game or somethingomet like playing your Oh, that's right sit there playing your computer games. That's way miched earlier Right? then the couple behind us say They're not games. he's editing. Well it's work I said that Well the fuck that? Astonishing bit of info. I was like, yeah, you saw right? it really work. I to make like eight pounds a month for me. Oh I' be funny ucking editing or playing a game. Who gives a shit But she knew what final cut probably They not she was about sixty eight They're not gam.' just editing. What is his workd in Final Cup pro seven Honestly. so if you're hearing this, I'm getting a little bit You know I'm people on your side so that's I have but I'm still a bit scared because she's mad looking over me.ad I'm looking at a fucking computerized fucking cowboy in front of me. going this is a bit sad That's a mical world fifteen minutes ago. N any moreore. They everyone could see The couple of behind have been watching you edit. They must have ith me going, that's a must.ust edit that trim that frame off there. Iedit intonto the saluton No, but I want to get across here I was I started getting a bit freaked I don't know what this is about. At least comeo say, there's that could have gone to everyone going that guy's on his top. I like them Oh, amazing. Yeah She then said So she said, Look how you're sitting. And she said paraphrasing here, but she said this I'm fat like you are. a little bad do is F you fucking stupid bitch. I've lost twenty eight. a chice I'm fat like imagine someone shouting that on the train at you. I'm fat like you are Go fuck yourself, you fucking. Al talk about slice the Achilles here on Cone. Now why are you call it a crony? Rraggy face, the fucking Cony, the fucking meant Cone Remember we did offer to let the younger person. I'm fat like but you could sit I was trying to get she was like so agitated and like thought she's losing controp I wasn't getting angry. I was like what? Okay. It's like, wow, you've said that to me. Wow, okay. Then she said, I can't think of a thing what I'd do in this. You know sometimes in hindsight you go, this is what I'd do. I can't think of a single thing I'd do. Yeah. You know what I mean? You know, you go in hindsight, I should have did it. I'm not going I think I just been staring at it as well Yeah, it was. I had nothing to What is? Oh that's it Prior to her coming back this second time a minute before I just There's a fud on the se And there was just this paper, it felt like an old McDonald's bag. What the fuck? So I just looked at it and thought, Okaykay, carried on anyway. anyway. So she had done that a minute or two before. What do you mean she hadd done that? She dropped it It it just come from her and she just put it on my seat but sort of thrown it a bit. I didn't know what it was beforefore she'd come back Yeah. she'd look so And then she turn Yeah, she just c What Sy She has lobbed some it. Youre obviously in your editing of Cowboard Gard so you've just seen a bag lan and gone Yeah, just going what? I didn't even get her carried on so I have done away that is't even Then she appears she says all this. She's losing the plot here leaning into me I thought she's going to slap me She said, Where whereere you getting off Where you getting up? I said top this m Bob me. She said, My sister is gonna kill you when you go off the train. and not have a go at you. The way she talkght is like She said she said My sister is going kill you when you get off the train Right, Okay. Okay, so That's what you you're dealing with. So surely you go, okay, that that now There is need for police Well, I started thinking like at what point do D I get guard like What iss going and it felt like that the couple would have someone threatened I know she is opposite No you go. Well I have actually got to get off the train and wonder if there's a woman going to try and snab me. Yeah, it really felt and she felt bit unstable just But she of when I first saw her, she wass completely normal. And then she completely flipped here. So then she did this To other people got another goy stood up in front of her and said just leave it. just leave again, sort of just leave him alone and I didn't say anything during that because I had It had nothing to say is like You were making most of the pot Well, I was kind of like, if I say anything, I think she would just it could trigger her to Yeah. Anyway The last thing I properly remember doing, she picked up this sort of bag rubbish A scrunched up bag of rubbish that felt like a McDonald's bag went like that and went right in my face. fromrom about two foot away. and like that She threw it in my face. You joid No What? Yeah. So I just went U, okay. And um She's still shouting at me And u That's to the point where I went Okay I think I might need to do something now because yeah can't really remember where it went from there. She just that's it she kept saying, I've got a three hour journey to bodoming and I just want to enjoy myself. She was just like that. I sat editing and in a world of your own and you've a world of my own. I had no idea She She had how I was sitting, which was basically in my seat, not overlapping at And then she chucked this thing in my face. And she went to sit down and And these too this elderly couple kept sort of sticking up for me Don't you get inv there? She is all like that And then it would just calm down and I was fucking rushing my teetars because I didn't know how to deal with it She's out of control What do you do anyway? She's a woman But if it's asin if it was a blow think I would have I don't know I think I would have done something. Well I think I think the needing to involve someone would have gone a lot quick, wouldn't it? Be I to feel like you're, you know what I mean? you go My brother's gonna stab you, I think you go. Yeah, Pumps Yeah Ohold, continontue, sorry Well, so she sat down in the opposite That it I took a picture of it, I send it to you. Yes, please didid she sit in the sea? or did she sit in the different? Over the aisle So the train was a little bit Um I bet carries at Cton. Yeah, like I think we're just going park through Taunton. I was like, R, I've got about an hour left and she sat there. I you fair O the way. It know just can't go you can't really go and excuse me, she was behaving mentally twenty minutes ago So, so that so that this is a little moment where I went Te passed. I just thought I can't can't look at you Um justust trying to find the Ifave you got I just want to get into my editing. I don't want to Have you got anything left by? Yeah, Could I please say No I have to get a picture, actually Sure Oh wow, and that funny address was nothing like your wallpaper. but it was just a It's just a heap of material material cl sun There you go . Fuckking hell, that that's mental. I don't know why that's mental, but I'm like she's causing the havoc Honestly justust The thing that was wow. is how unstable she felt in that moment. And she wasn't when she sat down, she was fine, but how she was shout I mean, when do you shout at someone on a train and then chucking rubbish and that she's lost the plot So she sat there I just got on with my editing. and I thought I don't want don't want even look at the couple behind. I don't want to create any kind of scene. I thought, let's become a cowboy again. become w. So I carriryed on editing the train's emptied I would say twenty minutes from Top Nest And I looked over at her like that. And she was just sat there just looking at the window just enjoying the I started feeling sorry for it She place I have some music please Jo. T to be honest you, James has forgot he's the editor. He's a Gpt I started feel I felt no Nothing, no anger or anything towards us It' like He, what is going on in your life to do to a stranger And I just were looking at and I was like You look quite sweet. You just you're looking at the landscape and She she's going to pick you up a bodmment. is quite prone to being She's not a drinkkingcoo. she's got like sparkling water She She wasn't off a trail Now So I've just remembered she said this I had to go into m. She said, I had to go into the toilet to take the user Eip pen Okay, I shouldn't send your off foot from cleiff. No, I don't know. I don't know how wobbly it can make you famously make you attack people that just encounter films It's not one to decide This was a bit of a moment here. I kept looking at her going I don't feel I don. Yeah, I don't feel anything for you, baby. I want you to get help. I You crack my face, baby. I want you to get help. So I cannot believe you're the woman from forty minutes ago threw rubbish in my face and was shouting at me and telling everyone else to fuck off because they were getting involved. I couldn't believe it. it' basically like me and her on the train It's weird in those moments when it becomes all you want is stillness. don't You had a mayem. So you kind of have had this mayhem and now you're left with stillness and you go What I do now I have stillness. I've sort of been attacked Yeah But there's now stillness. Yeah So did you just go on your way and there was no other activity Enjoy the stillness Enjoy the stillness ft like he thought something poignant then also enjoy the silvas. Enjoy the silence. Wow, that should be on a t shirt But what I mean is so was that it? Was it over You didn't give a silent fuck off O one other little so lovevely So I'm looking over at her Three or four times over the next half hour, just going stat just having a little look go I can't believe that woman Occasionally I think she's looking at me, so I just I look over and she's sort of not I was like, wow, you've completely forgotten about me now. I'm getting on with my cowboy editing. You're looking at the landscape. We've had this fucking mental moment where I said nothing to her. She's doing everything thing. I'm doing my thing Now we're coming up to topness. Now I'm like, right, how do I deal with this? Okay Because I want her to know, you don't talk to me Jesus. Can I say whatever happens C I say five min. Can I say whatever happens next? I'm embarrassed Yeah this is what I'm was telling you. Whatever you do, I'm embarrassed for it. Yeah You don't talk to you don't talk How is I feeling Now I'm sorry Now it's just you and me in the carriage You lessay you less d. You don't talk to like that. I'm gonna speak to you and then immediately get off L the cowboy in my fil Yeah, who walked out the saloon and have been shot. That's exactly what I wanted to be a cowboy. That's lovely. We have some music, please, Joes. No Jose So I got up, I got my bag, I put my computer away, said goodbye to the wild West. That had in many ways. Yeah, started it and sa. Cat on, bag on my back, ready all ready to go. stood in the aisle right by her. She's looking out the window and I look at her And I say you're better than this, David The wise man walks away. In think it except. No. wise man, don't poke the nest. The nest doesn't need poking The nest doesn't need poking. So this is what I did picked up her rubbish that she'd thrown at me in the face. I th I dropped it dropped it casually on the seat next to her as if to say, But that' have been when you gone And let's put it this way. that message got to her loud and clear. I knew Sheina knew I was there.'t I didn't poke. I just picked her, put it beside her. You know what I mean by that. I'm getting off now. Good luck with the rest of your life Oh I fucking cack you fice bitch One little earl doesnt stit on a chair. I dropped. you know what? and I'll give you a little bit more d. So I didn't just do that. I put it down with a touch of force, fifteen percent force. just bang How dare you throw a bag in my face? There's literally only one way to get through to this woman. It's to gently put a brown bag next her as she looks out the window. Lesson learn She's trempling now, she's still trempling What could I have said there that made you gone, that's a good way of dealing with that. as you get off Nothing or He cut his you're dealing with a lunatic, basically. Yeah, it felt like it Could have quipit. Thank you for. rememember the elbow Could you remember the elbow? You through a wonderful journey No, I think that sort of sarcasm's like embarrassing, No, putut the bag down Yeah, do you know what? What you did is perfect? Thank you Do you know what I've realized in my times of interactions with I wouldm say slightly mad people is. That is a you know, you like now you're looking out the window That isn't a mad event for her. That's like you kind of nudging someone and going, Oh, sorry, sorry You're not thinking about that. That interaction is Peda Pene You know what? I thought that as well. When I was looking looking at the window I thought, is it any point you thought, God I went a bit over top then? No this This is how she interacts with the world there'll be another there'll be another four of those that day. Yeah. So she's not going Fucking help. So she's like she's it's like, you know, sometimes I don't know, you know you sort of go You know someone and you go sorry and they don't react in your head you go, can anser That's like that was not really a big thing. You've been a little bit wound up because I always been imp polite. You've sort of, it hasn't been A big deal. that is not That's not a big deal Let's look at what she said Okay, C we go to the fat your fat zion that's Exactly She's not feeling great about herself, is she? She's not feeling great about herself So I was sat there going what did she get angry with? because I was sat on my I'm very aware of we touch, I don't want to touch her hips Rrice. So she's I'm as fat as you are, or I'm fat just like you, right All right, she said which is why she wears those dresses you out? Do she feel No Listen to our lose two stone on Patreon and you might lose a fucking bit of weightl. I can imagine in the year if you your buff I can see actually got wound up, that guy's got everything. He's editing a cowboy film and he's got musclely arms. You know what? The game she mentioned four tim four or five times she was so So off pissed off and him. I think just like You fucking prat playing computer game. Someone in our life's played too many computer games our s wasn' itore. Yeah Wh minders of a son, Falcolm There was a bit of me wanted to say, I'm actually trying to create a story in my editing software, which is a little bit different. So I do play the game, but I play the game to create a story I' so close to saying that. You weren't close to say. I was wrapping around and kn. It was nowhere near on the tip of your tongue. No You were like that I was But she leant into me about a foot away from my face. I really thought she was going to sort of claw me or just Smack me, rout, you so on the edge Anyway, Not anyway, it's a fucking forty minutute. You can't stick in anywhere at the end of a forty minute. That is not an anyw moment It's mad when these things happen a like you're just going about your day and suddenly What? And how you behave is then obviously determines how that scenario is going to play out and you want to make all these decisions in them right Do I say this Do I get quiet or I get out out. This what's going on with her? I was going Oh Mike. there's a battle because you kind of go I think goes on in those moments is you want to go you want to gain some power back and go fuck c off or something But ye you'll regret it The wise man walk away Wise man puts bag' walk away, put bag gently on the chair next to her But that wasn't enough to poke the she would' have got that fasting. the point of that then Put it in the bin and don't throw it in my face ever again. was message read. H Do you think she got it No. Exactly waste a fucking time. But what was we that she did see that I put it down on the seat next to me And there was no kind of reaction from her. It's like she She was just in this peaceful kind of looking out and to the so bcarise that she became this other woman But I found rather attractive. C did you say to? Why do you take that thing in the whise And sure just the bu your needasl. Why don't we cut that there there. Yeah. Let's pull that in the way. Take that up eight inches. Let's see those. Let's get the old fucking thing I go in the toilet That's where the story end. I. How's fucking fucking fucking And suddenly I quite liked her face. she frew the backag in my face again. And then we finished fucking. I found it disgusting Sorry, sorry for ramping out. Well, let's like be sting actually Well, people like, Oh listen to this pod and they fucking take it whatever the phrase is U vice value. Someone you know someone said to me not to Someone said to me I say, Oh, I forgot to tell you. I was very near Heathfield, yesterday Oh Pem Someone said to me yesterday My mother in law hates you N Yeah every around that I'm talking of fucking weirdes Someone said to you my mother in law hates you. Yeah. As a joke. No. No, because I went, Oh, that's nice because I was not. And he went, Well, you know, And then he went like this, he went There's no reason for her to really hate you. She just hates and I went you double down. There's not no reason for her to really hide you. She just hpes you And I was like, the fuck. And then I asked for a photo Oh my kido. U can I can I show you where we saw I saw several signs to Heathfield. That's what made me think of it Yeah Well, this won't mean anything to you, but I found out while I was ill that Mark Hollis They're leading a talkal talk. they talk talk? Yeah moved to Heathfield and that's where he died in Heathfield. Christ ne where I was yesterday. Yeah. I'll sent you a little picture of where I wentesday He's so holy, yes, indeed, he's sooly L. I said Mudels green when we start Back boys. Muddles, green, Chidy Chidding li. Y I always play cricket. Litally went through it Do you see the ground? Yeah. Oh wow. It's a nice area,n't? It's lovely then it was a lovely part of the world. Yeah, it's good, isn't it? Yeah. It nice. Yeah, and someone told me their mother in law hates me. Hate he said hates as well Fown feel fucking out yeah, that is Buxtad. I remember picking up a load of friends who had done pills in Buad. Did not Sunday morning. Does not seem the place should pick up someone who' just done a load of pills, I don't know. I just picked them up, so they're all You were a good guy. Anyway, yeah. Well, terrific Terfit. So there you go, Boody out It was off a Bobmin Christ Almighty. I hope she never is this What the hell I supp. I don her daughter might means not a chabber skin. Well, you know what? you have told the story. That's all you've done. Apart from say she had a crgy old face a few times. but Well I did that just to create an image of you know, tellelling a story tellelling a story. Yeah She said I was fine. which we're going to discuss in more detail in a set when we do a little pature of G Yeah. We know we're doing to looose to stone. I think the last first ten minutes working out where the hell we are with it. I know why I know where we are I know where we are. Well, C A Doby, that was quite horrible. quQuite something. C Yeah. This isn't gonna Can I tell you something that always stuck I can't say it's so weird. There was a bloke I car one Sunday morning, looked out my window, there was a man lying in my front garden lying there please end there. Yeah cheheers everyone. Cheers everyone. Bye

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