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We have no idea what he's going to say and we love him for that. donon't we, folks I mean, like he might just grunt Unintelligibly Mallally I You know words, right? I do know words, but I enjoy grunting. You know, my kid kind of teases me because a lot have been saying Ah When things don't go my way Is that your go to?. Yeah. You don't have the full Bob Odener. No, no. That's so him. I have my go to is usually Jesus fucking Christ. You know, I've been doing that a lot more in the mornings. Oh yeah, at night when I go to bed I do that. and then in the morning I wake up and I do the same thing. I'm getting out of bed, and I go, Jesus Christ It's sad when that's your first thought of waking up, which should be like an achievement. Yeah, it really should be. you know, but grateful achievement. I know but you will it's like Jesus This again. And then every time every morning I tell my wife, Well, we get another day Oh hopefully. And that's a positive or a negative. That's positive. That's positive for.. Unless the world is askew. Iess I guess something could happen in the middle of the day. I mean, you know, normally people don't die right at the stroke of midnight. so, you know, you get at least part of another day. Yeah, you get at least a part of another day, whichich is good. I'll take that. Yeah, I'll take it any day of the week Literally. Let's introduce him. He is of course one of the One of our favorite guests here on comedy Bang bang, he's entering. I don' let me check out what timer club you're in U because I if I had to guess you're entering the F Timers Club, but let's check it out right here. You are entering o my gosh Ad out of year One hit How'm going guess three timer? I'm here to tell you. Uh oh, you are entering the seeven timimer club. No way. comomedy bang bang. Where do I find the time to do all that? I have no idea over seventeen years. Oh yeah, that's true. Okay. I thought you were relatively new. You were on what? this This is saying you were in you were on our yes, you were on our second episode. No way. Oh That's a friend That's a good friend right there. True friends. I remember when Timmy Kimmel first started a show He was having trouble getting guests. so he was always calling me, He was S yeah, I'll do it. I'll do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now when's the last time he did it? I haven't heard from it I just did it about, I don't know, maybe I don't know Six months ago, maybe six months ago. What was going on? sixix months ago and I'll introduce you in a second Oh, I have a what was it? What was happening in your life six months ago that you were like I got I would remote this Oh, I think I think I had a new website to sell my artwork You know, I paint caricatures of celebrities. You have in fact made a caricature of a non celebrity me during one of these episodes. Really? Yeah, onene of the seven. Oh, It probably wasn't that good I spend more time on them now, but ye I have a book out It's called I Exaggerate My brrushes with Fame. It's available wherever. I am here to tell you that I believe the last time you were on the show, you were promoting that. Really Okay. was although that was in twenty twenty two. Is that correct? or around there somewhere. But anyway, I'm new Shopify site called KevinneilanArt. com where people could buy my work because everybody's saying work and I buy this and I wasn't really selling it. you know, I just did it for a book. But so now, you know, I sell it You did it for a book? Now you do it for a buck I like that man. Yeah, put that on up my sight. I'm trying to It wasn't that alone though, on the Kimel showh. It was for something else. Yeah. And I'll be darned if I can't remember it. You know what, when you have a career as long and as storied as our guest here today, who can keep track of what you You're out there in so many projects. Let's list a few. I'm gonna have to go on your Wikipedia page That's very accurate. Weeds. Let's talk about weeds. You were a regular on that show where It was a regular for eight years. Eight years. eight seas Is that eight seasons or eight years? O both. Eight seasons. Eight seasons of weeds. You know him from, you don't mess with the Zohan Wow, that's a real. That's a real. Why't you just say Adam Sandler films inststead of going through them all You know him from Celebrity Wheel of Fortune. How'd do on that Oh, I came close I came really close to winning a lot of money for charity. And then but ended up not charity did not get it because of me But I will tell you some of the upcoming things I have coming. Okay, Is here's, you know, listening some of the older moves. I have five films. that are coming out. O just came out, happppy Gilore two. Then or maybe there's five after that They're indendent films. You know what that's like right? Of course. and you kind of forget about. You have a movie same same but different. That's's coming out. That's right. had Happy Gilmore too. You have other ones that I don't know about, but then you also have a movie Mermaid, which I've seen. Mermaids out right now. Yeah. Yeah, Mermaid. Mermaid. There's one called ghosted, but they just changed the name to something else I have another one called u plant Plant Boy blondie. Plant boy and blondie. Yeah. Is this blondie from the Sunday Cic strip with now making big sandwiches? No, this is from the dress upp gang. fromom the dress upp gang. That explains everything. Tell your kids right there. And another one called Maybe we should. But here here's the that about having sex or is that about It's about two serial killers. Oh, okay. Maybe we should. No, it's a really interesting, fun film, very moving Here's the crazy thing. When you do these films, you do ' them and you don't know if you'll see the light of day. Right Yeah A according to how much they pay you. Hopefully they see the red light in that exposure room, the developing room. Exactly. Because if the light comes in there, then the film's ruined That's inside stuff right there. Yeah All right, I do a film It doesn't come out for two years I'm watching TV one night, chilling and this trailer comes on for this really scary movie And I go, o my God, this looks good. This is scary. I'm ready for a scary movie. And then it cuts to the next scene, I'm in it. I worked a crystal shop. inhabitants. Inhabitant. So you're in a film called inhabitants, which is coming out soon. Well, I know it came out already. It came out already. Yeah. o. And they cut me out. but still it's a good But you're in the trailer for it. Yeah This is a crazy film. No, no, I'm in a film But yeah, check it out on your little I don't see inhabitants on your on your Wikipedia page here Wikipedia iss not accurate Have you found that true? G gotta gogum me I haven't butoo People tell me on Wikipedia things that never happen in my life. likeike they say, what's the downside of Kevin Elon? He's a smoker I've never smoked a cigarette in my life. Not one Well, when I was a kid, but not I'm not known for that Inhabitants came out in twenty twenty five and yet it is not on your Wikipedia page. I want all of our Wikipedia warriors to go out there and talk to our guest who I'll introduce in a second. He's had his name several times. Can you really add something to somebody's Yeah? That's what Wikipedia is all about. friend. So why do you get references from there then? because it's not accur Yeah, but but you need a citation in it or they'll take it down. Meaning it needs to link to a website that says it's true. I would suggest everyone linking to Mdb dot com, which is where inhabitants is right now. Where you go AI That's right. I use that a lot for just reference, you know, like, you know, what is the weight of whatever, you know? But my son typed in, Is Kevin Neilon handandsome? And did it give you the right answer or It was really beating around the bush. It was like, well, I mean I mean, in what way? in what way was he Like if you're already affectioned towards him. I think it was basically by standards, he's not like moviear handsome. But he' hard in movies, so it's hard to say he's not handsome. He's a funny guy. and you know, comedy people love comedy. They like humor. he's tall. We should have AI which kind of like, you know, deals with things like that. Yeah, kindind of give you a more an answer that another human being would give instead of You know, my friend actually has a relationship person on AI. It's a, you, it's AI character Yeah. And it's almost like an assistant He'll talk to her a lot throughout the day, and she knows everything about him he would come back from a meeting. So how was your meeting How's you meeting today, Ted Ted is that sur. It's Randod. Kidding. Is Ted Mosby from How I met your mother But that's his thing. He loves it. He loves it. You gotta tell us who this friend is 'cause you have so many great friends. Oh you surprised. You would be surprised. I'll tell you one of his friends Dana Carvey, got him the job on or recommended him for the job. Suggested me.uggested he got the job himself, but his friend Dana Carvey suggested him for the role O himself on Saturday night Live and he was there for nine seasons. Please welcome back to the show Into the seeven timers Club, Kevin Neland. Hello. That is the longest intro I've ever trw before. We should do that bringing you out on stage at some point. Just reenact that word for word. It's like those people selling stuff, you know Hey, if you want to get your interest rates down, fr even, then you can talk to me, Hey, I'm so and so, you know, I'm Kay Fresco. I can't think of a name. you know what? They introduce themselves like Fresco thirty seconds Fresco. Yeah. Sal Fresco. Sal Fresco. Okay. Hey Kevin wecome back to the show and welcome to theeven Terers Club It'sonderful. back here. I missed it. Yeah. we missed having you. you were on our second episode ever. I always hear your name out there though. D you really? Yeah. O the streets Yeah. Yeah. what's going on? What are they saying about me? Well, they say, you know, Scott Bang Bang, this guy is funny This guy is WhQite know my last name, but they know enough to say b thing. I appreciate that. He perseveres He's you know what? He hasn't died yet and he is still doing the show. God love him. Obviously you love doing the show. Obviously, especially right now when we talk to someone as great as Kevin Neilon who' here hyping up his five movies that he has out. Mermaids I've seen. It's a comedy thriller Comedy. Yeah. Yeah ye. starring our friend Johnny Pememberton. Great guy. Yeah. great. a fascinating film sort of splash if the mermaid was disgusting And a killer. Yeah Yeah, ye That's a good one. He keeps it all hopped up on per perercuset Perkaset. Yes. And you're very good in it you're playing one of your I mean, you're I would say you're funny in it, but you're also you're doing more of your real acting. in this. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Do you do when you get a script I don't know if you're offer only or if you actually audition for any of these things, but do when you get a script, Do you say like, oh, this is the this is the one where they want me to go big And this is the one where they want me to go small or what do you do you how do you delineate Well, first of all, I read the script And then I read my part because you don't want to skip over your part when you're reading a skip. No, yeah, that would be strange if you were doing home. You know, it's basically, I hate to say this, but I'm getting to the point where I'm getting typecasted As as what? as kind of the the new guy in the scene, the new husband father. Oh yeah, because in mermaids you play Yeah, the new the new husband of Johnny Pememberton's not not an ex not a. Yeah And so so how many roles have you done like that where you're the sort of new guy?. Becauseuse when I was watching mermaids, I was like, I feel like yeah, I've seen Kevin play the new husband something before. And I play therapists Hm, you know. Why did you play in happappy Gilmore too I was the original character where I was more of a You played Kyle life code. Kyle Newich No No, no, Potter, Harry Potter. You played Harry Potter. Harry Potter, Garry Potter. Who is Kyle Newichk? Oh, Kyl Newichk is the director That's right. Yeah., that's kind of a strange. I look on Wikipedia and I see well, there you go. Wikipedia. I see this name next to next to Happy Gilmore too. I think like, oh, this must be the character that he played, but it's the guy who directed it. And you know the downside of him Wikipedia smoks He smok really. So you played Har I mean, Gary Harry Potter. Yeah. And then in late Bloomers you played AI or that might be Al. Yeah. And then Mermaid though, you play Keith Keith. Yeah. Do he have a last name Did you invent one for the movie? I did actually scar scare. Scar' Gary? Yeah Sars scary. Scar scary. Scary. Scar scaryar sc S scar is scary. Like the scar is scary. Yeah So you're looking atar. Is everything Harry Potter with you? The Sar. I have to spell that last name for a lot of people. Scar sccary. Even though it was not in the script it never came out That's my backstory. Yeah. I've been in a horrible accident, had a lot of scars Very scary. Now you're in, of course, you mentioned Adam Sandler. You're in a lot of his films. Yes You what's it like when you got the call Kevin back Uh well, it's never we want. It's like Neilly, you want to do this film? I got coming up? you know, And I go, sure She goes,'s about I don't need to know what it's about. When can I get away Yeah, so no you know what? I'm very comfortable doing these films. I like doing films Um, I try to bring something new to it Something outside my comfort zone. And What did you bring to mermaids that was outside of your comfort zone? I brought the fish food Oh, you did. Eespecially for that one. So you were not comfortable doing that No. You know, that one I brought I think I wore a mustache in that one. I don't think that's something. I think different. Why would that be outside of your comfort zone? Well, my backstory was I had remarried and we met very briefly and we got married quickly because she's the type of woman who likes to be qu married and have nice things And I realized I made a bad decision Oh I o, okay, that's very interesting because that's that's never said in the dient never. But that's very interesting that you that's in your head because obviously something was going on in there Definitely something going on. and you know, I think Keith's Garcary was the kind of character who really was running for something. He was running from something and running four and running from Running for. Yeahah, he was He was running for mayayor. that never came up either, right It was running for a councilman. Oh, okay. Yeah sixth district. I could sense that yeah with every l. So anyway, you know, I did that kind of character with that kind of backstory That's great. You do that for every role or do you skip the Adam Sandler once? Now I do for every role, but sometimes I go back further Th other roles. Really? How far back what's what movie have you Pick a movie? I'll tell how far back I went. Okay, how about let's see let's pick cone headads. You played Senator. Tw weeks You went back two weeks twowo weeks. Tw weeks before the characterw weeks before the actual filming. Okay of it and the character was filming it. Yeah. And what did you find out about? I found out that his life was pretty much the same Okay Yeah, it was pretty much the same. probablyably eight different clothes Yeah, he actually changed his diet. He started eating fish because he was a vegetarian. Oh, okay. so he became a pescyatarian in those. Pescarian. Yeah When they broke from that Senate meeting, I went to commommissary and I had salmon It was medium rare baked And then the day after that My character went back to being a vegetarian again. So a lot can happen in two weeks. Wow, this is the kind of thing that happens when you't to back you don't need to go back to childhood and things like that. That's know, ' you grow out of that stuff. Y life changes, right So I think all that matters is really at least goo back a month. So you basically figure out what the character eats and that's your way into the character. Well eating, yeah, I've gotta be honest with you. We do it three times a. It's a big part of your life. Yeah. And what you choose to eat and how you eat it is very telling of a character. What about a character if you investigated how they slept, 'cause that's an even bigger part of our life. Well, I was just noticing coming over here, I have some sleep wrinkles on my face from laying on my side I sleep on my side. Well, that's what you call those. Because yeah. Because my character has sleep apnea Oh Yeah, so that's how it character that you're researching right now that or are you in character right? Well, here's the thing. I probably will have another movie coming up So I'm doing a backstory on that character For whatever they end. For whatever person you kn do the backstory before you really the script. I don't need to know the script. I don't need to know the character. I have several backstories already here to go So you just create these characters and then pop it into whatever you're currently filming? Yeah, I don't even create the characters.. I it's just like a brown paper bag Yeah, and I'm ready to put that brown paper bag over any character. Like the unknown comic used to do, Is that what you're talking about Not so much. notot so much at all I dress differently than that. Were you the unknown comic, by the way? They never figured out who this guy was, right? No. Do you remember him on the gu? I do remember. He was great. He was one of my favorite characs on his n name Muray Langston Was it Murray Lon? Okay, orr is that the story that you give people? No, no, that's the actual it's on Wikipedia. check it out.. Although I've been told not to trust it. by you yourself. That's true But yeah, he was very fun. He was my favorite thing on the Gong showh. Yeah, he was great. Of course, there's the movie Roxan. That was your first film role. I saw that several times in the theater. I heard it's my first, but somebody else says it's a movie called Rat Boy Rat boy, I am not seeing here don't Let's look on the board. Is it on the board? Let's go to the board. Kevin Neilan do we see rat boy Oh Rrapaoid nineteen eighty six, you're right. Yeah Yeah, if you okay, someone says On a website, if you look even harder, you might spot Kevin Nelan at the back of a small grouping Is that a rave? And Rapooy? Yeah, and Rappoyid Yeah, because I don't remember being in a movie like that at all. to be honest with you. But Rock San, Yeah, Steve Martin I got that the same year I got SNL that summer. So I guess, you know, Lauren had talked to Steve Martin was huge fantasy Bes. So So you got you got you did Roxam before you were on SNL And then Lauren talked to see Martin like is this guy cool to work with No, no, it was the other way around. Oh I had gotten hired for SNL. Okay that that summer. or that early that summer And then Steve was shooting this film that summer, I believe. And so he talked to Lauren about who do you have? Yeah, Obe or maybe he just wanted me because of all the character backstories I have And so yeah, so I did that. And that was interesting. That was with some other comics too. That was with Rich Chider. Yeah. Damon Waynees. and a few other comics. And I remember Steve Martin hadn't done comedy stand upp in a long time And he got wind that we were because we played firemen in the local town. It was a little town up in British Columbia, a really cute ski town It was summer and we were playing firemen and we decided we would do a night of standup at this big, um, you know, they whenatever room it was a big kind of a this is a local local It's a British Columbia. It was in British Colb So U Steve got wind of that he didn't want to do sandp anyore He got went in and he goes Oh, maybe Ill him see it But don't tell anybody And so we were all excited So The night comes and it you're still on a maybe I'll M see it at this point. He's like, I'll MC it. Oh, okay. So Well, that how things always start. Mbe Right Y. I just want to make sure that you weren't like counting on him when he of He said let him see this. But I remember the moment he said that, like I thought, oh my God, that would be so great. Yeah. And he goes, but don't tell anybody. And sure enough, that night there was lines wrapped around that building. people driving up from the states I don't know. But it was pretty it was pretty fun night Wow, that's amazing. I mean, he It's great if you see him live, especially with Martin Short now, but he does solo shows too. Like it's basically like he's doing. stand up, not his old style Bano but yeah, he'ss he's like doing a lot of topical jokes and stuff like that at the top. And right. So let's cut back to let's go to the back story a little bit. Okay. I was a huge fan of his growing up. and then, um, I got to do SNL with him Got to know him got to wr right with and played the banjo with him before. You play banjo Yeah. I know that Yeah play fly strring Iven't play in a while, Um You still have five strings? I mean, if I gave you a four, you probably could play, that's ten. I don't like that. Oh, okay. No. Anything over five I could play. So twenty eight. Okay, so so now we cut to to this year and They had asked me if I would moderate Steve Martin and Martin Shortnight because they were doing more of just a quick, you know, sitting down right performance and he played the banjle a little bit And I would do upf front in like ten minutes. Never would I thought in my wildest imaginations while I was seeing him on TV that I would be flying with them and they'd be going over their set and stuff and I would be interjecting things which were dismissed immediately. And then there we would be performing together. Yeah, that's incredible to work with your idols much the same way that I feel right now talking to Gevin Nielan. break will' be right back. No, I mean, I saw Roxan in Theaters three or four times that summer. I loved it. always great. Yeah. And, you know, your cast of SNL was the one that I probably associate most with I mean, your tenure as well, nineteen eighty six to nineteen ninety five or so O is that right?ight Right out of the money. Those were the prime years for me watching that show. Yeah. So it's and then for you to be on the second episode of this show and then to enter the exclusive seeven Timers Club as well. This is huge What year was the I was on this two thousand nine. thousandine Oh it was after SNL for me. It was way after. Yes. So I was looking for stuff to do Yes, exactly hoping this would open up something for me. And did it, I wonder? I'm back. I'm back again, seventh time But that's the great thing about comedy is we all have these wonderful influences that get us into doing comedy. And I think I probably like around high school you know, memorize some of the sublimal subliminal man. wasas that way? Subliminal man. See, that's the thing Lauren Michaels always said this that everyone's favorite cast is when they were in high school. And yours was when you' in high school. What year did you graduate high school? nineteen hundred eighty eight if you nineteen eighty eight. year that early. That was perfect timing right there. So yeah, you would get that. Hans and Franz, all that stuff. All that stuff. Yeah. Oh, Hans and Franz, yeah, I believe my friend and I memorized it and maybe did some of it in a school presentation once or something like that. Yeah How does that make you feel to be sitting next to a total fucking badass awesome dude To be honest, the abused. abused is the word I'm thinking of Yeah, so that was a good run. That was a good run those nine years. Now you at the time You were on the show the longest tenure ever. Yeah. It has since been eclipsed by people who are just I guess going to be on forever. Yeah when you look back at it and see people now being on it for fifteen years, like close to two decades, do you say like, o I should have stayed on another five years or was it the right time to go for it Well, it was twofold I had been there, like you said for nine years and on my ninth year, I was Believe it or not, board getting bored. Really? Or wasn't when I was bored. I was looking for something else. Were you on weekend update all the way up to the end? No. Okay. No, I was on for three years. the last year I was not on And I'll get to that in a second So I was going out to do sketches with food in my mouth from the craft serervice table. I was still chilling food and I was in the sketch. I could hear my friends in my dressing room making margaritas in the blender. And they're watching something totally different. They weren't even watching the show So know, and that at a certain point it doesn't get to be a challenge anymore. It It's just more of the same. I never thought I would be that dead On the show Right. I I enjoyed it but you know what I'm saying I'm relating to it right now currently Yeah this show and me And then the other thing was I got pushed out by Don Omeer A a lot of people that year Norm McDonald N McDonald eventually the year after well a couple of years after me. So Norm took over for me. So I got pushed out of week can uppdate And Bernie Brilstein was my manager and he and he managed Lauren Michaels and also he kind of had a big to do with that show. Yeah. He got John Beluci there. allort. So he saved another year for me instead of leaving being pushed at S andL and pushed out of Wek can Upday. So he goes, But you gott to be funny. You gott to work hard at it. I said, Bernie, I'm always working hard at it, exxcept what I mean in craft service. That's great advice in show business. Yeah.' getting the comedy, be funny and work hard. Yeah, that's right. It's like a marriage. This is why he's a great manager It was yeah Yeah, of course. So I mean, it's better than being fired. You got to leave on your own terms then, right? Or what was the cover story at the time? Were you just leaving or was it that you got fired? Well, I think it was eclipse by I think Farley and Um Adam Sandler and I wanted to say Phil Harartman, but I'm not sure. Right. ex Did also Sarah leave at the same year? Sarah Silverman? Yeah. No, she wasn't on that long. Yeah, she was only on a year, but I just I'm trying to remember everyone who left in these are the things that are important to you when you're getting into comedy that I can't remember anymore. But R. But you know, it did get a little fuzzy for me because there were so many people coming and going and I was there for nine seasons. So you know, I was there when Mike Myers came on and Chris Rock they brought in. I mean, everybody except for the initial cast. I mean, even Ben Stiller was on for briefly. Damon Michael McKan came in. Damon Waynees, I don't think so. He was on for a good life. notot when I was there though. Not when you were there Yeah. I mean, you could say anybody, I could say maybe, yeah, they could have been. Yeah. But there was just a ton of people that came in after me, Mark McKinney. Yeah from Kids in the Hall Chris Elliot. Chris Elliot, another one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, the cast became very, very large at that point. and I'm glad it wasn't there because it was already competitive enough to get your sketch on when there's eight people on the cast. And people it must be really competitive to be on that show. And it was competitive, but it was a quiet You know, there's a lot of, I think, behind the scenes shocking behind scenes, shocking whispering in Luren's ear like. But at least now back then there wasn't texting to Lauren. Oh How to get into his office? give you his number out to text I have heard from certain people that he'll text happappy birthday Yeah every a while. But he did used to give the best happappy birthday gifts. Oh really. And also cards that were typed and then he signed it. and they're all very clever and way I still have some of them at home. I've seen a couple that my friends have shown me. They're very funny. Yeah, they are funny. So yeah, And what I mean about the other thing about competitiess is, let's say you're having a table read. Let's say you've written a sketch, you're up all night or two nights and Youve really put a lot into it And then comes a table read. And there's what forty sketches that have been written at least Big stack of them and you're reading through each one and There's some sketches that are really funny But you want to get your sketch on. Do you laugh really hard at those sketches? The whole Yeahah, the whole laughing you know in order to manipulate getting your thing on. I've never really understand understood that because it's like as far as my experience working on mister Show, it was like you're just happy if something is really funny, because then you have stuff to put on the air. You know what I mean? But I'm not saying that I didn't wish the other sketch as well because I wanted my show to stay on And at that point, it was on the verge of being canceled. We all came on So we're living out on a suitcase from day to day, week to week, not knowing if it's going to cancel So I think They're smart enough to head Ridder and Luren not to go by laughs alone and they look at it and they see the structure and whether it would fit into that format of the show, whether it's a, you know first act or it's the last act whichich most of I were in the last you know, Which is a sign of quality, at least' in those years. It's subtle, it's dry, smart. Right Smart. Yeahah And were you at the fifty anniversary? Yeah And did you get on stage or were you? No, but they mentioned my name as being number nine in the weekend uppdate. That's right. Gville Murray ranked all the weekend update. When I saw my name update, I was like within a second of standing up and going, no But of course they left out a lot of people. so I feel good that I was Oh yeah. I mean, were you in the forty BeCacause they' Yeah, I wasn int the fortieth. I was the fortieth too. It feels like the forty was a good I mean, there were less cast members at that point that they were honoring. so it was easier to get on. That is true. That is true. I mean, the fifty it is just like just so many people of o, I got the show at that point. And I don't even know the names of some of those people that I haven't seen it. But I really did like the fortieth because we're at the Paza hotel afterwards it's the after b's there turnurn around. with my wife and I turned around down and it's prints. And I smile when I see him. he smiles when he sees me. It's like he he knows who I am. And he's with this. ree women from some band as backup singers with, you know, really Artsy look at a shaved head on the side, you know, very protective of him. And I shake his hand. How are you doing? He goes,ood. How are you? And he said, great man. What do you say, you know? It's like, this is wild, isn't it? Yeah. That' great deression. Let me get my heels, Hang on a second So I turned to my wife because I know she's a huge fan. his and I introduce him to her and she shakes And then he eventually, you know floats away with his three , whatever they were. And my wife looks at me, she goes Oh my his hand. I say yes, what do' I She said, it was like an electricity that went through his hand up my arm. I said, wasas it purple? She said, he never touches anybody. I said, Well, he must have forgot about that he just touched both of us. But you know, those are the things when like when you go to these after parties, especially on the anniversaries like on the fiftieth I ran into Paul McCartney He's just standing there the after party alone. No he's talking to Conan, actually, and I kind of butt it in, which I hate when people do that, but I was the one doing it now And you know, I knew him from the SNL over the years, you know, we talked and we had some common issues. issues I don't mean comm issues. meananing like you used to be We were both a group of four people So you consider yourself to be the Pul McCartney of SNO. Okay. I understand now. No we did a lot of animal work together and you know benefits and things like that So I see him standing there. and you know, I asse he knows me pretty well and'll be happy to see me 'Cause he was happy the fortieth. ten years is el lapse. Yeah. And our memories are not what they once were. In fact, I was sitting with my wife and I'm kind of looking at the floor. I'm getting ready to go on. It' do some week an update thing. I feel a tap on my shoulder and I look up it's him. He, how are you doing So I seem at the fiftieth, I'm looking for that same kind of response So I come over and I kind of and Can nice enough backs away Let's me take over And And I'm talking to him and I'm not sure he remembers me. Right Yeah. And I said, Hey, Paul, it's great to see you again. It was good to see you. And I said, I love that song, Golden Slummers that you played on there. And he was, Well, you know, Lan wanted me to play that one. And I tried to be witty. I thought, Yeahah, but you probably had other songs you could have played too, right? You didn't get it. But you know, someone like him He gets so much small talk Oh these things so much small talk and I wish I had said something differently to him, but within thirty seconds And as I was looking at him I'm looking at his lips and his tongue and think that's the mouth. and the lips that all those songs came out of Hey Jude back. And there's more There's more One or two more than Yeah ye. So Within thirty seconds, heals. Oh, let me introduce you to my niece, my nephew. And he brings me over to the four closest guys And he puts me in there. And I said, Oh,, which one's your nephew and And I turnney's gone That is the best get rid incredible move. He knows what he's doing, man. He knows how to get rid of small talkers Now are you sure I wasn't Dana Carvey doing his Paulmcartney impression? No, but he does a good one. He you know, I just saw Palul McCartney at a local show here in a small club and really I went to Soundchheck. Oh, wait a minute, whereere was that? I remember seeing that? That Fonda. Yeah. And he entered the building and all I could think about was Dana Carvey's impression of him because he looked at everyone Fained surprise when everyone's applauding again went and then he did this. Yeah like doesn't li playing guitar. Yeah, which is just like such a like person who's constantly in the public eye and has these strange like, you know, physical ticks that Dana nailed, you knowly when he did him. Yeah, exactly. The shooting guns at the crowd and stuff like that. Yeah. he does the shooting thing a lot. Yeah. We're just pointing people It does that same thing. He probably sits in the hotel. and I want to come out the door, let's see how I got the shooting guns thing And the guitar str. Yeah my guitar definitely have Would you write that down for me? That's like more intricate than his actual setlist of his incredible songs that he wrote. You know, George wrote that, the guns, you know, the shooting the guns and John did He wrote the drming thing. But what what an incredible experience and for you to be a Part of it just part of the storied legacy there at Well, you know, for me, I never planned to get on that show. I was, you know, stand up. That's all I wanted to do. And then I guess at that season, Lauren was looking for chemistry And I was dating Jen Hooks at the time. We'd been friends forever. and Dana we were sharing a house in Hollywood Hills with And we had done stand upp a over the years And u so I got hired on a show and it happened so quickly. on Friday I knew on Monday I was there. Like I said, I didn't unpack my bags for a long time either because I was like the outsider. I was hired to be a feature player and a writer And I was on they guaranteed me seven shows, but I was on for all of them because I write for myself. R. So, u So I was always just appreciative to be on that show, to be with all these amazing sketch artists Phil Hartman all and and I'm just like staying quiet because I don't want to get fired You know, so I was very content with being on this show where I got to to work with Who? Bill Murray, Steve Martin is the host and then the musical guest every week Jagger, James Taylor, whoever. Frankie goes to Hollywood. Frankie goes to Hollywood. And so I was happy being. I didn't want to be a star overnight. Like a lot of people do. they want to just, you know, if they're not happening for them, then they get really angry. And I was just like, please, let me stay here. I just want I'm okay with this. I like this, you know. So I was really lucky to be there out that amount of time. And we were lucky to watch it And we're lucky to be talking to you right now. the N is here take a break. We actually do need to take a break, but Kevin, it's wonderful to have you here. Can you stick around? We have some incredible guests coming up. We have a whistleblower actually, and then a businessman Can I just ask you to do one more thing? Sure. And you could edit this out if you want. Of course. I have a standup special out right now. It's called Loose in the Crotch. Really? And why would it be called that? Is that a brag or is that a slam? I can't quite tell. It's an issue. It's an issue. Okay. And that's on YouTube, right now. eight hundred pound gorilla. Now, why would I edit that out? U becausecause I'm trying to squeeze it in there Beause you'll probably revisit it at the end. We probablybably during plugs That's why you It's an unsanctioned plug. Yeah. So I understand. But I don't know you that well where you might just gloss over.art of the Seven Timers Club. You know me as well as anyone. That's more important to you than my special called of the C. Honestly, yeah, I think it's more of an achievement than a whole hour of standu. So you know, there's some other things that I don't know if you know about. Maybe I should ask you, do you know My wife and I were a part of a team of executive producers on a nominated Oscar nominated documentary. You don't say tell I do say. So we went to the Oscars this year. You did. Yeah. Did you end up taking home that cove it in then coveted cove it. No. No we actually lost, unfortunately. I'm so sorry. What is the documentary It's called Cilm Seeming the Good Light. Come see me in the goodood L. And what is it regarding? What is it document? I have no idea. I'm just an EPO. Okay. Great. Yeah. Well, that's fantastic. you got to put on a t. It's a great It's really a great documentary. one Sundance film festival and a lot of other film festivals. It's kind of a love story between these two poets in Boulder, Colorado. O of them is a Pet laaureatete, Andrew Gibson, and their partner, Meghgan Folley. and Andrew Gibson is diagnosed with a terminal cancer and inoperable. But it's not about that. It's how she faces that diagnosis with just the Aazing Actually it's very funny the whole movie. It's a lot of surprisingly it's funny. and it's not about one of these cancer films going in and out of the clinics and, you know, sad. and the The end of it is very uplifting. She goes out and she does spoken word Um and they kill it and the audience is crazy about her and You walk out of that theater and you've been so uplifted. evenven if you have cancer, people that have cancer go see it and they go, oh my God, it feel so much better. I mean this is so So amazing. and I hear that often. just people, it's changed their lives. How did you and Susan get involved? Good question. Thank you so much. I've been a good question. question. What's the backstory of that question? I've been thinking about it for two weeks. I may have just heard about this film, but I knew I was gonna ask it about something. Okay, I'll tell you we were this is the oddest thing. My wife and I were in a Largepond village with my son another friend, my kitchcock. I don't know if you my kitchck. I don't. Okay Although I know offered hitch carar Same thing. Okay, same thing Take N Taro, whom you know. I do know I was walking down the street with her phone And she sees us And we said, Ty, what are you doing here and blah, blah blah. And she hangs up and can you call it hanging up still with a just pressing aton She presses a button. Yeah. And she said she's producing a Dcumentary right now about this poem Andrea Gibson and her partner, Meghan Folle and My wife sissors I'm a big fan of Anngja Gibson. I have all of her books stacked up on my nightstand And so they start talking. she goes, Ohh yeah, well, I'm producing a documentary about her. and we're looking for investors And my voice is, we're in I said, we are Although you have to say Susan, you know, this is one of the smartest investments she ever made. You go to the Oscars Well it's not even a smart investment. It was a gut. Passionate. Passionate gut. feeling about it investment And I trust her gut And so yeah, we end up at the Oscars and you know, we got some money back an investment. And more than that, it's a wonderful film. a wonderful film P really are appreciating. It's on Apple TV. I encourage anybody to go see it. And even more than that, you snuck another plug in right before the break. So that's, I mean, you know, it's a great I, you know, we talked briefly about my hiking with Kevin S showow, which is on YouTube. Jesus fucking gr. All right, we're going to bre. All right, we're gonna be right back with M more Kevin Neilon. We also have a whistleblower and a business person. This is an exciting show. You're gonna want to stick around. We'll be right back with more comomedy b Bang bang after this. I exaggerate the name of my book Comedy bang bang, we're back. Kevin Neilan has been listing his several projects all throughout the break, even when the mics weren't on. He's just has more and more things going on. U It's wonderful to have you here, Kevin, you're Of course in the Seven Timers Club and your special is called Loose in the Cotch and people can see this on YouTube, you were saying. That is correct. And do they have to pay to see this or Absolutely free. Aolute free. What are the economics in this ro? good They're not at all for me. You made all that money on the documentary. Yeah. No, you know, I think the back end is for me actually. People will see my stand up and come of my shows Born, you know, get we'll get loose in the crotch, backac end is for him That's right. Well, let's get to our next guest. What do you say? This is exciting to talk to whistleblower. Have you ever talked to a whistlebower? I've never talked I've talked to people with loose lips before, but never a whistleblower. I probably have talked to like the leader of a big marching band who has blown a whistle So this might be very similar, we don't know, but let's talk to him. He's a whistleblower. Please welcome whistleblowers Jeffrey Epstein Oh boy. What is this music that just let it play. Just let it play Okay St still going. I just want to make you aware it's still going. It happens every time. This leadaves up or something. Okay. repeating I don'tar whistle in there anywhere. you hear whistle? I don't hear whistle No keeping that part again Now we're in the bridge, presumably. This is a bathroom b Okay, we could have faded out or we could have started in the middle. What was the purpose of that, if you don't mind? It happens every time I leap into a new body. Oh o Wait a minute, I've heard of this type of thing. Have you heard of this type of thing, Kevin? There was a famous TV show about this type of thing. It was like a they called it Quantum Leap, I believe. Absolutely. I wish I saw that. Oh cool. Yeah, are you quantum leaping? Is that what you're try trying? That's that is what it's been popularly called. I call it body jumping. Oh, okay My name's Jodody Bumper. I'm a body jumper. Oh, o Bi. What was it toobodi Jumper? Jodi Bumper, Bodi Bumper. And I'm a lot Jump. That's right. I see. whyy did you have me introduce you as whistleblower Jeffrey Epstein? I don't know. I just appeared Wait, so was it was a different body. Oh, okay, so so you literally just jumped in right now when I introduce you. That's who I am. I'm Jeffrey Epstein That's why I said, oh boy Oh boy excitedly or o boy o boy. No this whatever force is jumping me around is always trying to make me embarrassed. Oh you know, it's putting me in these hard situations. Okay. so wait, I just have to ask, I mean, You've just body jumped or quantum leaped. Laped. Yes. Do you know anything about the person you're in right now? I mean I mean, everyone's heard of Jeffrey Epin Jeffy. So you're that Jeffy Ebssty? I mean, do you need a mirror to look in or Right? if I could, then I'd touch my face on my beard? Yes. Why do you do that every single time touching your face? Because he was facing mirror images that weren't his own And that was to prove it much like the I love Lucy. That's right. He had This was doctor Sam Beckett of course.. we all know historically, in the future of nineteen ninety nine stepped into the Quantum leeap accelerator and vanished. Right. How did this happen for you? Well, o for me. we were trying to rescue him, get him back Oh and we were so and I fell into the machine. Did you trap or you? I was I think I was shoved by someone behind you who was why would someone shove you into this machine? It's a long story. There we time We were trying to se into Kevin's plugs. We were trying to send a chimpanzee back to test the machine. Okay. But the chimpanzee got behind me, shoved me into the machine, and now I'm jumping about through time. It It was a chimp th up He appears to me as a hologram and threatens me basically. Threat threatens you, how? threatens? Well, my body's still back in nineteen ninety nine. Okay So in the machine? the cor the machine,. Well, he hauls it into the hologram room where he appears he goes into the hologram room to appear to me. Got it. And he brings it in to threaten to murder Jeffy Epstein's in that body right now, being brutalized by that ape. Oh, okay, well, I mean, that's, I guess a plus. I guess So so you were running to save Samuel Beckett And the monkey got behind you and pushed you into the machine. I think that's what happened. Okay, ye. you don't know, because suddenly you body jumped into. Who' the first body you jumped into I was let's see. Now the theory was that you could time travel within your own lifetime Okay, right. So I got look, I never really saw the show, so I don't know. All I thought thought it was that Magnum PI, I guess was going to in the final episode of Magnum PI, they were find out that he that Samuel Beckett jumped into his body or something like that. Oh my goodness. I talked about that with someone on a different show. That makes a lot of sense. I think that would have closeed a lot of loops on both shows. Yeah. No, but so I was born in nineteen sixty nine tell you. my high five, Kevin right now. And I was thirty when I fell into the quantum Leap accelerator. Okay. So what years is it now? We are all the way up into twenty twenty six. So I'm going to live until at least I'm seventy seven. Oh, well, that's great to know. It's good for me to know. this is the farthest into the future I've ever been But you still know who Jeffrey Epstein is? Everybody knows Jeffrey Epstein in the past. And he was doing that stuff way back then. Everybody knew. Oh, okay, right. So it's not that far into the future for you, but it's a few years. It's several years. Yeah. but my first person that I've only really been into the future, I jumped into U You've only been in the future from nineteen ninety nine and on to to the present.. canan I just interrupt a minute please. Is this the whistleblower? I guess or Jeffy This must be the episode where Jeffrey Epstein was coming to tell all of his accomplices and tell like blow the whistle on all of them. Oh I see. So it's not really a whistleblower as much as a guy who's guilty Rting on his other guilty friends. Well, he described himself that way. That's not you. No. I just showed up here, but maybe he had something to tell you that was going to explain everything away. Are you when you quantum leap into someone can jump Body jump, Can you access their memories? No, and I barely have all my own memories. giv apparently something happens where time creates holes in my brain and I have a Swiss cheese memory Oh, okay. so you couldn't access what he was gonna tell us about because that would mean important information. By the way, if I could get the Ronald, that's the name of the ape. If I could get the ape to ask him, he could tell him in the future. Does Ronald speak English? No, he does some sign language, but it's not it's very vulgar. Then o, how are you able to interpret the sign language? I don't. He basically comes into to terrorize me Okay, but you're saying that he's threatening you. How are you able to realize what the signs mean that he if you don't read sign language? Oh, he does a lot of like the finger across the throat. Oh I see those sorts of things slitting the. He hits my physical body where Jeffrey Epstin. That's not sign language. that flip of the bird. Yeah, he'll do that. Oh ye. ouch. What about the British like V? He does both of them. He does both of those intercontinental He'll do one with each hand. H Yeah U And one other just point to try to get the logic going here. Isn'teffrey Epstein dead Apparently he's gonna to address that Can you get into the body of a corpse? I can't control this at all I have not been into a corse yet, but I could. I Have you ever woken up in a coffin I have, and I went, oh boy. How did you get out of the coffin? like Kill Bill style or close to I've now I've not seen. You have seen Kill Bill? I've heard of in one of your b In one of my bodies I did Kill Bill. I mat Jumped into one of the people that is in Lucy Lou's gang Oh okay during filming. During actual filming. So you you are in Kill Bill? I am. Tchnically technically. Oh, wow. to be There's one part where everyone, you know, all those school girls crazy eight're're crazy eight are fighting. and there's one guy that that's actually it's a young girl, but is standing still looking sort of lost. Oh and that's me I see, so that was not intentional on Quent Tarantineo's part. but he's sort of like it. Yeah. What is it like going into a woman's body U, you know, I don't really think of it as any different You know, I feel you know suspicious. I'm just trying to I don't do anything different. No up. You don't excuse myself right away and check things out on the bathroom. Have you ever had sex in a different body because that every time That's time Every time. When the person then wakes up in their own body, they've had sex that they didn't consent to Yes, but they could be doing that with me in the ape. I mean, in fact, I know that that's happening. Really? So when the ape sends messages, he's having sex with your body somet sometimes. sometometimes. Okay it's not a sex thing. It's a power thing. Yeah. Do you actually fall in love with somebody else? and is that a tough breakup to leave? You know, I try to keep my business like Yeah you feeling life and business life. Yes, this does feel like work, but it's also I trying to survive out here. You know? I don't know what what capricious actions will send me from one body to another. That's hard, man. So if I'm getting this story right Something happened before you jumped in the body to reanimate Jeffrey Epstein's corpse My guess would be he was never dead. And he's been in hiding and he was going to choose being the be block guest on your show in order to come out reveal all this information. I think this is an appropriate platform for him. It seems like that was his thinking. So what I'm still waiting to hear the whistle being blown. Yeah, did Jeffrey have a whistle in his actual? No idea, sir? I mean, maybe he was going to take accountability for it Do you think that by the end of how long do your trips inside a body normally last? Sometimes it's very quick and sometimes I've been here for weeks to months. Okay, so don't know what it is that causes me to move from one thing. There's no set time. so So hopefully by the end of the show, right after plugs You'll jump out of the body and Jeffrey Epstein will Let us know all of his accomplices. Well, the problem is, I'm really scrambling up his brain Oh I see. So so everyone everyone whose body you leave is suddenly like romized. Yes, drooling idiots when they come back. And they've had sex in the prior. Yeah, so they can't tell anybody about it This is not You're not the hero of distort. No, I fell in on accident. I'm not a hero. I'm not trying to more to the ape honestly At this point, I don't know. Have you ever inhabited an animal U What do you mean by inhabited? know you know what we're talking about right now. Why are you playing dumb? Well, I mean, no, I've never body jumped into an animal's body. So then what are you talking about? I've been inside of an animal's body before. If you know what I mean. I think I do I like it Wait is did you have sex with the ape and that's why you' so mad at you? No I said no to that ape. And I mean that's why he's mad at it. A came ono you. That's right And is pissed at you. so he br you into the b. Okay, Kevin, have you ever heard anything like this? I know. I'm not sure if he should have the whistle or somebody else. Yeah, I yeah, hopefully we'll get a, you know, a whistleblower on you But the ape is in nineteen ninety nine. That's right. So we would have to go back into nineteen ninety nine in order because the ape is dead by now, right? Have you looked up the ape since I never thought to do that. I mean, we've been talking now ten minutes and I thought of it Well, good for you. I have a Swiss cheese brain. That's not my fault. I'm missing lots of my memories Why don't you you were a scientist on this project? Why not create Mbe? No, you remember your' okay. I don't remember getting my doctorate. so I don't say that I'm doctor Jodody Bumper. So you can't you couldn't recreate the technology that you initially created in order to Body jump back into your old body? No Okay, because you've forgotten everything you know about being a scientist. I mean, are there a lot of time machines here now? No there' zero. I mean, I don't even think they're time machines. they're quantum leap machines, right? Quantum leap accelerators, That's right. Can I ask one question? And this is always kind of I wasve always been puzzled about this with quantum leaping. Can you body jump into someone in the future Currently doing that? or you're currently ninet nineteen ninety nine. Yeah. Okay. And I'm all the way back, Kevin. Sorry, man. I was in somebody else's body for a while. And I'm back And you have a Swiss cheese memory as well, right you? Mine's more monster cheese It's got that orange rind on it. Yeah, what's that all about? Oh no. That must be the monster part. E ever bodies jum up at the food? It's've not It's not monster, it's monster. What? It's part of my brain problems. U so so hopefully you're going to find out how how long You're going to be alive because I mean, this might be the year that you die. have you ever looked up your own body? No Why not? you're alive right now? I'm just trying to I'm just trying to leap, you know, not leap jump, sorry, body jump. body jump home. I want to get back because evidently I stay alive and I don't want to know about future. go look up your own body and ask him like at what point did I body jump into back into my body and then get all the details and that'll give you a roadmap to how to get back into your body That sounds like Paradox problems. How can I tell somebody has a body jumped into me? Yeah Well, if you find yourself waking up in someone else's body at a different time, then you know that you've been displaced by by a jumper. Wow. it gets messy. It does. Yeah. Has that ever happened to you, Kein? Probably now that you mention it, I thought it was something else, but yeah, probably. Yeah, you know, where And it's always a woken up thing So you're asleep before then or not me necessarily, No, but if it happened to you where you might feel like you passed out and then all of a sudden you woke up somewhereight You'd lose time. For me, I go from I'll leave this body. I'll freeze. It's like a discount, Bill c. Start to glow Probably. Okay. And what was the body you were in right before this? I was I came here from an episode of Ru Praul's Dragace. I jumped into the body of a young Hispanic man or woman, I'm not sure how they identify. named Valentina Fisine know what? Because these are all puns usually. so I want to make sure. She's single name. She's all glam from what I under bad drag name, honestly. And there's an episode where she's wearing a mask and she refuses to take it off and that's me I see. Yes. Okay. I refused because I didn't know what was happening I just I'm on stage, music is playing and this and someone says enormous woman tells me to take your mask off for the lip sync and And I said, I'd prefer not to. Right. And then how quick was that or how long were you in that body? You made it through the end of the lip sync lost What was the song? F it was sent home? I don't even remember. I' never heard it before in my life. So when you say you made it through the ends? I took the mask off, I sort of mumbled watermelon watermelon all the way through it and got ejected from the competition and then I le. ejected from the comp. So it didn't even just lose. You got ejected Both things happen. And why would someone be ejected from a lip sync? because they're mouthing watermelon and people can tell them? Yeah, obviously didn't know the words. Got it.ot it ye. That's an ejectable effect. I had a whole week, apparently this person had been given a whole week to learn this. Wait, so people in lip sync contests are assigned to songs. That's right I understand the hgest revelation of this entire show Well, I gotta say Jodie is your name. Jodie Bumper. Jodody Bumper. This is an incredible story. Maybe at some point, Jeffrey will come back in here, but I wish you well. Honestly, just go back and talk to your body and you know, everything will be taken care of. but happppy jumping. Yeah, happy jumping. Thank you I hope something in this recording allows me to, you know move on to the next body. Oh Okay, great. What do you think of the future, by the way? You you like cell phones and stuff? It doesn't seem like what it should be. Like we had supercomputers and that looked like everything's maybe a little Lgo. Electronics are smaller, but everything else around it is kind of the same, right? Yeah, and everything seems to be like breaking down and falling apart. Yeah, exactly. Like there's better technology, but the world sucks. Yeah. Oh that's a pretty accurate description of what's going on here ot a fan. Okay, well, yeah, all right I mean, it's a little harsh Sorry, I didn't do it Well, Jie good luck to you out there. Happy jumping as Kevin says. We're gonna take a break if you don't mind. Can you stick around here with Kevin? I can do my best. Okay, yeah, that's right and maybe we'll be talking to Jeffrey. Do you stick around in Kevin? Have you ever picked who you're gonna jump into Sometimes there was one time where I ended up jumping into an entire forceome of golf Oh, interesting. It took over thirty years, but of jumping and it wasn't consecutive, but I found out, oh, I'm all these people. Oh, so finally and he was playing the exact same round That's all. Wow. How'd you do? We all got forty two forty two.'s Not bad. for how many es nineteen nineteen. I mean, that's really good actually. We were so into it. We did the first one over again. Okay. All right. All right, well, we're gonna take a break. When we come back, we have a business person, which is very exciting. We're gonna come right back with more Kevin Neilan, more Jodie Bumper, we'll be right back with more comedy bang bang after this many bang bang we're back. Kevin Newan is here, of course, of several projects. Is it called hiking with Kein or hiking with Kevin on YouTube. Yeah, hike with a Dven celebrity every week. And you've made over a hundred of these. one hundred fifty actually one hundred fifty hies, Yeah. Yeah, and you have to be a celebrity to be on it. Notable person. And you you have hiked once or twice before? No experience ired at all? Okay, so you don't care about the hiking of it all, but you do care about the celebrity of it all Yeah, it's more about the su liberity than the hike too. So if you're an outdoors person, you know go somewhere else So I mean, if someone was just an avid hiker, but they'd never even been on camera before you wouldn't take them The fine Aid U they hike every day, five miles a day No, that's too that's too aggressive. Yeah. what if someone had hiked up Mount Everest I mean, they're notable for that. Yeah, but definitely not. because I have nothing to say about that. I know nothing about it, so there wouldn't be much a conversation. You don't have to know anything. You just ask them questions. Yeah, But then they start going. Yeah, so can you talk about the Everest thing? Not really. So tell me what's your routine like? Do you brush your teeth every morning or is that? Well because when we're in Everest, we I don't want to know about the Erest thing. You don't want to know about it It's not interesting to you. It's not interesting. Yeah, I want to know more about the person. You're fine going up like Griffith Park You know, Yeah Runian Canyon. I like people who have climbed at least two staircases in their life. Yeah. in their life. And we talk about that. All right, fantastic. That's all on YouTube right now. rightight next to your special looseen the crotch. L loosen the crotch on YouTube. Yeah. All right, fantastic. We also have Jodody Bumper here. I presume, Jodie, arere you still w have a new body coming up? You got a new body coming up? we can talk about them? I don't know. I never know where I go by the whims of fate Yeah. and it was faith that got you into that golf forsome or I don't know. You know, I think whatever force is driving me is just sort of messing with me. Okay, got it. Well let's get to our next guest. This is exciting. talking to a business person. this is u You ever talk to a business person? No, but I w want to be excited and I can't think of another way to be excited than talking to a businessm. Yeah, exactly. Let's talk to her. Please welcome Lob Donaldson here. that's nice What is that? O. It's gonna to soak in the tub What is that noise here that I'm hearing? It's a hot tub soap. You feel the bubbles on your back? you're in a hot tub. Yeah. You brought your own hot tub too. It's Nice to relax after a day of doing business, you know? Do business calls. I'm sorry, are you selling hot tubs? Matter of fact, I am. That's your. How could I have guess? You nailed it Where are you in from? I actually this is my studio I own. Really? Yeah. Well, where were you right before this? in a Quantum Lap sense or 'use that's the other guy. Do you know what uantum Lap is? I'm familiar with the show, not the physical science of it. Okay's Normally all you need is a viewer. God dang you feel those bubbles? I don't U I'm not in the actual hot tub. That's right because what I'm sitting in is a single use one person tub. Single use you have to throw it away after You got a hot tub, Scott. I I don't want to brag, but I may own one. He, not bad. You're in the business What kind of tub you got? Circle, rectanglequare. It's a little more rectangular on below ground. Water. Water definitely. Okay. Now, Scott, when you go on vacation, when you go out of town, how do you travel with your hot tub U I don't take it with me, honestly. I prefer to pack light. Well, I think that's a goddamn shame because that's why because what what if you need to get out of town and you want to soak After a long day of hitting the links, making deals with, I don't know, Sullivan or Bryce Move them go away from them. Yeah. Yeah. Damn Turn down those bubbles a little bit. Okay. Yeah, there we go. It's nice to just simmer in them. You don't need the bubbles the whole time. It'll overwhelm your skin. Okay, we've turned off the bubbles. Oh, that's still just as good. D sitting in stagnant water Absolutely. It's a soak. now you're out of town, Scott. Y we're going on tour very shortly here. Well, wouldn't you like to have a soak before and after each show? Let me ask you a question. These are single use please. and we're doing them thirty eight or so cities. Would I have to bring thirty eight with me each time and then throw one away per time? Hey, that's you gott to figure that out, okay, I just sell them. It's a tarp. They fold up small, you put them on like a diaper and just let them heat up and let the water suuds go and do their magic. Okay I'm sorry I was getting feels good becausecause you're all the way across the room I wasn't exactly seeing the phys of this and the phics of this You have a hot tub diaper on right now. Pretty much, yeah, that's what it boils down to, but I'm living life and I'm living luxury and I'm having a good time. Better than you are. Better than you'll ever be. No. I'm ribing you, Scott I'm ribing you. I'm taking the piss. I don't little rib p. It sails people to rib me a. No, it's just little rib. Come on, I'm taking the piss. It's just piss. A little rib piss. Come on, Scott Speaking of ribs though, isn't even up as high as your ribs. This is just around your merve. it hits belly button and then just a little above the crotch. Not the full thing. ' that's where I get sore. Oh okay, I'm noticing yeah, the top of your crotch is sticking out just the top. Just like it's like cutting half over my crotch. Okay. wait, it's cutting in half and it's Well the water level is, but if you get the bubbles on, hit those bubbles on a bit. Okay, here. See thatll there it goes on. why why are you're saying that out loud When you're pressing the button. Well becausecause I'm trying to see what you're interested in. I'm trying to make a deal I mean, it's an interesting notion to be able to bring portable single use hot tub diapers everywhere. That'sum am. Yeah. D't you like that? Don't you love the relaxation , you know, it's yeah, I get, I mean, you use these in bed, you just lie down in bed in the as you want I mean, anyone can do anything a person selling Exactly it's limitless. Okay. Okay. So like Bradley Cooper? Who is that? He was an actor who was in the movie of Limitless. I'll have to look up his amongst other things. If I can interject for one minute, please What's your name? It's Stuke Rinner. Stuke Rinner. Yeah from Alabama. I' been there I hear bubbleles Kevin is trying to talk Well, that's what I was going to say. I love hearing the name of I love hearing the sound of the bubbles more than getting in the thing. It's what do you call it when you your sound CBS or something Asimer AimR It's not Asimer. I love that sound. You can change the frequency of the bubbles you want. you can let them lower, you can let them higher. No that's meaning the frequency of the pitch or how often the pit bubbles have The pitch of the bubbles. You we talked about this for a while, but what are the prices? Are they different sizes or Well, you're in luck. We're selling a pack of thirty. Scott. Okay pack of thirty All right. for five thousand dollars. five thousand dollars That anything that will contain my whole crotch? That'll cost you five hundred dollars extra But I will I must mention the water and chemicals are sold separately. I just sell the tarp. Can I just fill them up in the sink of whatever hotel room I'm at or Fine being a fucking moron. No, what I'm gonna to do is I'm gonna get you in touch with Bryson and Bryson and Sullivan. We were just two separate people? They're two separate They're my water guy and my chemical guy. You were just hitting the links. We were Can ask were you in a four A forome that scored a forty two. were both We were. I blacked out for a little bit. I thought you looked familiar. And then we came to this Yeah, there. Hear me. Epston. Okay. We came to on the link. you wouldn't know him from that. No. I didn't look like this. All right. still trying to figure it out Oh It looks good. Is there an age limit? An age limit. Yeah. Yeah. Nope, because it's a diaper. You can do a baby all the way to win It's a diaper to diaper. What if you have diarrhea? Because most hot tubs you can't use if you have diarrhea. Yeah. It'll just seep down through your legs. like a regular hot tub. It's got a little mini filter too. Like a fish tank And I'm telling you you've never relaxed like this in your whole entire life. How long can you stay in that before you just shrivel up? How many hours are in a day twenty I mean, the scientist is coscientist. you want to talk to Sullivan. He's the chemical guy. Okay. He's got a special concoction, it's chlorine, it's lotion, it's other things, and it's exactly what your skin needs. Okay, I'm concerned about the other things. Hey, you gotta talk to Sullivan about it. Okay. H the links. when next time we're linking it, I'll talk to him and I'll see if I can cut you a deal You travel a lot, don't you? I do. I'm in LA right now. I know, we're talking to you right now. Yeah Yeah Yeah. Where you from or whereere's the business located? Here and there. It's based out of Perahote, Indiana I feels so good. I'm sorry. sometometimes my muscle your muscles will spasm and turn those bubbles up like that. Oh you want to turn them up when they spas? Yeah. and it'll just beat them down to hell. Okay, got it got it. So I just business is in Terrahe, Indiana. That's where I'm from, but I just got here from Santa Fe R. A lot of hotels you can st. A lot of hotels. You sell a lot of units there So many units. We sold eighteen packs of thirty. So that's about one hundred thousand dollars. I don't know. I got a Wh Tomlinson does the numbers? What's your commission on all of these I get one hundred percent. It's my business. Oh, you own the business? Yes. So are who are Tomlinson and Sullivan Tomlinson is the numbers guy.. And Bryson does the water Some ofan does the chemicals. Okay. seems like one guy can hand a lot the liquid That's my golf for and we went into we said, hey, let's just we got all the components of one business. Let's just go and it together. Do do the ads yourself? I do. You've heard me many times on TV just soaking in a diaper hot tub saying Hey, come on to where I am because I don't have a full business front So it's call my number. tellell me where you are. you go to the people. So you don't have a brick and mortar. No brick and mortar, just the road in front of me. I'm in LA right now. Yeah, we know we're talking. Have you heard? you know, this city's getting the Olympics, right? Sure. So they got me in here hawking hot tubs because those athletes are gonna they're gonna need them. Can you please turn it down, sir Oh, yeah, sorry Tance after hitting those link Is that atypical for you guys to all score the exact same score of forty two on ninety It was a wild day when we came to. It was wild n. How long did you spend as a drooling idiot after? Hey, I don't know. I woke up. It was about nine AM. We came to and we were at the clubhouse eating lunch at three PM And who have you heard from that you had sex with? Cinson Don or Coominson Sullipan and Bryson. And we've never been closer I knew we had to change our hot tub diapers after that round of go. Oh, you were wearing them while you played. youar them. Did you know? whatever your name is Jodody Bumper J body jump J Bumper body jumper Yes, I did. I just figured it was a fashion of the time, another thing that I didn't like about the future. Oh, okay. no, it's actually not a thing that we I mean it will be coming You think everyone's going to be twenty twenty eight Olympics partnering. everyvery athlete you see is going to be wearing a hot tub diaper Every person in the stands Bob Cost this Is he still calling at the Olympic? Hey I just go where they tell me. Okay. I mean, you're the boss. Well yeep. but it's the phone's I listen to voicemails So anyone calls you, I work for them. Okay, got it. Okay. Yeah. That's the thing I like least about a hot tub is the noises everyone makes when they get in them It's like Kevin getting out of bed. Yeah, exactly. I feel sorry for you. It means you never properly relaxed.. I want you to just sit. Scott I please don't take off any putut it on it's clean It's got a filter putut them on It's got you said it's a mini filter, which I It's a if you were wearing them, I'd preer a Maxi filter. Okaykay, you ribbing me? You taking don No, I'm actually telling you my preferences, but come on. colors. Is they come in different colors? Yep, you can Aqua blue ar Let me put on this pair. Gray. Why would anyone get clear? see what see the top? I see the lower half of your cotch. All right let me turn this on here and see what see how it feels here. first bin Yep. Ah Oh This is really hot. Yeah. Yeah. This is like scalding you got b. No got the stream. You got the stream sh Sak up. I said you got the stream level on or you got the buttons. A they bubbble? Turn this off, how do you d the water down? What's going on. I gota take it. I No What did I do You just broke it. Okay broke it're not supposed to ever take them off. You took it off and gave it to me because I knew it was going to another person. So you're not supposed to take it off. You're not giv it. This is like quantum leaping with your underpant. You just had sex with that hot tub and now it's all wonky and no good. That's your question. canan you reuse them Yeah, you can There' single use. There's single use that you reuse. You use it one at a time That's the single use. I see. so you're not supposed to put several pairs. You can't It's not like, yeah, you can't use several pair and you can't use it twice at once. Okay, it also was giving me electric shocks when it Yeah, that's the relaxation. I'm noticing I'm looking at it right now and there's like loose wiring sticking. You remember that other stuff I was talking about with Bryson? No. He does the chemicals lototions and the other stuff. Okay That's the other stuff. For the m the middle and the bottom of your crotch are really messed up Oh ye. They're really red and look scarred up. What it does is it peels a few layers of skin off and then you grow that skin back and you're fresh as a baby. I've got to grow it back. You grow your own skin back. I don't grow your skin back. I don't That's Tim Timpin T He's not invited to the golf for. He's not. He's not a golfer. But if we hit the batting cages, you better believe. What kind of damage can it do to your tt? It'll do to your tt, It'll do what it needs to be done. Beacause it looks like you have some FKT going on down there. Freddy Kruger tt? Oh a little you ribing me again. I'm not riing you e. I'm just telling you what I see with my eyes. You're pissing on me a little bit I don't want to piss on you as But speaking of piss, I noticed that there is a yellow liquid in these these shorts that I just put Yes, I mean, you pee in them, it is a diaper fully functioning. You just were wearing my pisc. Kevin, do you want to buy any of these? ' I don't know that I'm in the market. I don't know if I want a thirty pack. You got how many do you want? I'll tell you. it comes in thirty packs or a hundred Well, I'm taking a triip cross country.. So I think maybe how many states are there? fifty by my l.. Yeah. I'll take the one hundred. Still fifty, huh? I'll take a hot of stops. You'll take h Puerto Rico state And statehood for DC is something that we're trying to work towards, but yeah. you want one hundred? Yeah, how do you store those things? Be they donon't use them all at once, of course. You just put them Okay, so where are you going be hotels? Campgrounds, hotels. Okay Anywhere the people need you, right? You can either keep them in a mini fridge in your hotel room or if you're camping, as you said, just keep them outside. What about a Coleman cooler Absolutely. Yeah. just dring it up at night Yeah bears Sring it up at night because the bears will get into it. The chemicals that Bryson are in charge of, their bear attracted Absolutely Absolutely. But you know, once they get a hold of them then, you know, it takes the bears out. Is there anything else you could use these things for? Yeah. Be I don't know that I like them as portable Really? Yeah, but I mean, maybe it has another you know how penicillinite? wasn't that an accidental discovery? It was actually yeah. Yeah absolutely.ell me. Tell me. what was your name Gre Gal? Stu Gretsky? That's it. And Sot Scott. Yeah. he likes souit I mean, it's not my favorite thing. I This is consider yourself a portable soup maker. anythingything you can broil, you cook with it As long as it has water and chemicals Absolutely. Do not put anything other than Sullivan's water in it Yeah, because it will not work with your dumb hotel. will these things freeze if you're in the cold No, absolutely they're super behind it. They are super heated. We do a lot of business in Alaska. So maybe these could be lifesavers for people who are going through hypothermia or something like that. I honestly think like a whole suit made of these, if you could extend it to like a whole kind of wetsuit, this technology might help out as EMTs and first responders. Remind me again, how much are they They are you're getting one hundred pack. Yeah. So it's twenty thousand five hundred dollars. The eighteen pack is thousand or the thirty pack is five thousand. You're the guy who owns the business. Hey, come on, I'm relaxing. What' bubles on. We put them back on and what is a return policy? What is a return policy? U You're not gonna want to return them. You're gonna make them a part of your life They're gonna become one with the diaper and it'll take over your whole body and you'll become one with it. Kv I Well, what was your name not Kv Stuke Rki. How long will they last? They last as long as you're living twenty four. So mayaybe it don't need a one hundred pack. maybe you will Oh yeah, but maybe not. Look, it's a one time single use. Okay, you wear them one at a time once at a time. Okay. Don't wear two at a time. Don't wear them twice at one Oh they're relaxing. These bubbles are son of a bitch.s All right, well, Lob, ye. I this is a fascinating business. We've had a lot of business people on this show., call me, tell me where you're at and I'll be there with you're sitting right in front of us, actually. Any concerns we should have about burns or skin rashes. It doesn't concern me because you're going to grow that skin back because we're going to get you in touch with Tim Tim Tim and Tim Timppton. Are any of your hot tubs time machines Wait, did you see that movie? I've heard of it. I've heard that there's other I mean, obviously I keep an eye out for Doloreans for hot dogsubs, things like that. maybe was with a monkey named Gerald and he yes. Wait a minute. is this Gerald? The one that pushed you into Apes and monkeys are different, Scott. Oh, okay. Oh yeah. good point. good point. Ronald my ape and his monkey totally have nothing to do with each other. Don't embarrass yourself. I apologize. Don't embarrass. I also don't care. Could a chimpanzee jump into a monkey's body? We're working on it. That's what we were You're working You're doing it. That's we were working working on it. We're working on it. Oh no We're gonna to hit the plg. We're gonna look it over see what kind of chemicals we. You guys have more in common than I thought if this is the end result of the Qantum leap program and now it's just wearable hot tubs, then I don't know if I can go back at all. All right, well look, guys, we're running out of time. We only have time for one final feature on the show, and that is of course, a little something called plugs You' shit T me thising. Thats your un comedy bang bang to promote W It ds Oh, wow, that was great. That was Pugs a Hoy by Farty Marty. That was great man. Thank you to Farty Marty for that. If you have a plugs theme, head over to cBworldot com slash plugs and you can upload it. And Kevin, what do we plug? and we I mean, I honestly feel like we got through so much of it early on in the show. do have more. Yeah, I do have more. actually there's a special called Lse in the Cotch on YouTube. I don't know if we mentioned that before. That's my new comedy special. I ha've been know one in ten years and this is A lot of good stuff from that time. So was it I mean, it's not just stuff from the last six months. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. you've been It's collectingording this material for ten years. Yeah, it's all the material I could come up with in ten years. It's about forty six minutes long.reat I got a you know, I got that u Oscar nominated Yeah documentary rememind us of what it's called It's called Come See me in The Good Light. Okay. Check out Andrewa Gibson and their poetry. Unbelievable. A lot of books out there. And yeah, let's not forget about ermermaid whichich I saw. Yeah. ye. And if you want my artwork, it's on Kevin Eent. com. Weve got a lot of movies coming out, Scott. We got a lot of movies. Basically, you suggest people just going to the theater and saying like, show me whatever's out and you'll probably be in it More than likely. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I won't say it's good But I will be in it. You will be in it. Yeah. I love that. And I mean this is more than anyone has a right to plug. I think I'm forgetting something. We talked about hiking with Kevin We did. we talked about. We talked about I think we hit everything. I will be on's this coming out? We don't rememember how we talked about? I don't know. Yeah. All right, well just in case it comes out in the next ten minutes, I'll be in Atlanta This weekend No.ck out check out my stand upp comment Kevin Neeling dot com if you want to see my those where all the dates are. Yeah, that's all the dates are. Fantastic. And I guess in the future, I'll be doing other things, but we'll get back to you on that. Look maybe you know, Jie over here will quantum leap into you in the future and come back and tell us what you're up to. I travel. Oh, I travel a. Okay, great And let's go over here to Lob. What do you want to plug? Oh yeah. well I'm in town doing some business and we were on the links talking Sullivan Bryson T Tint Yeah. and you know, you like a rib tickle? You like I don't know what that is. Oh I like chuckle. you like tickle and there's this place called the Groundlands where they they're doing these yuck yuck comedy shows. There's one coming up called Now That's what I call Groundlands five. Fing five. Which night is that on you? Fridays and Saturdays. Fid and then they'll the main company Ys and make them ups after that It's a good time.ers It's a good place to soak Everyone wants you think the venue is all right with that? bring there more than all right with it. We'll be there. We'll be selling them in the lobby. Okay. see you there Groundlands. All right, great. And Jodi Jodi Bumper a body jumper, What do you want to plug? Let me just check this guy's pockets here All right, he's got something apparently There's comedy shows at the inside I' sorry, the outside in theater In May with a group called Bag of Hammers. Oh there's a sh bas a group He was going blow the whistle on Maybere is doing this now? I'm not really sure but you check that out in May. there's dates coming up. Okay. So I guess that's it. Nothing in June, then. There may be some in June going forward. Where Where do people get the information about Go to the outside in theater. Y outside in theater. All right. I want to plug hey, we're going on tour comedy bang bang doing a lot of dates. Paul F Tomkins myself and a rotating cast of the comedy Bang Bang All stars are joining us every single date. Check out all of our dates. Tickets are still available for most of the shows, I think Go to the UK and Ireland and Canada and the US. cheheck out cBBworld. com slash tour for all of the dates and all of the links and you can buy all those. And while you're over at CB worldorld, check out everything we have going on over there. We have the entire archive of this show, ad free, new things every live episode we've ever done, everything's over there. All right, let's close up the old plug bag All right, that was plugged this way by lot So so Thank you to L Haha. All right, and guys, I want to thank you so much for another great episode. Kevin, alwaysways a pleasure to see you. Hope you return and come into the eight timers Club. Well, thank you Scott. I'm sorry, will. Kevin, is that you or? Oh sure, yeah, it's me. It's the real me as one. This is the real. That's the real me.. I'm not sure if you've been quantum leapf. Exactly what I'm saying. Thats exactly what I'm saying. W you wait, I'm sorry, Jodie, is that you? It is briefly for now it is, but I'll be getting out of here soon. I gotta go. Okay, why is your voice so different than your previous voice I had some rpture work done on it Someroat rupture work which actually I did myself. Oh, okay.a J just in the last two seconds. No I did it early. I could turn it on, turn it off. Oh I see. Okay. well, great to see you. And then Lob, wonderful to have you here on Oh yeah. and I'll be with you on tour. We'll have the whole crew set up with some portable hot. I don't It beily relaxs gonna to happen but the most relaxed tour you've ever been on I don't know about that. And I'm not sure if you're Jodie or is you' Jodie Bumper. good to know where I'm headed next or at some point in the future, but I don't know what it was. something happened. I feel like coming on. You feel Oh, is it happening? It's happening. I'm close. I'm close. Okay. cllose to jumping. So you you're edging You're going right now. Something just happened. something whatever I was here for it just happened and now it's over. now I'm g Oh Hi. Well, excuse me, sir Those asss just went lazy Hi, Mr. Epstein? Oh no. Oh no. He's a drooling idiot. He didn't even have a chance to have sex with anyone while he was here on the show. He broke his perfect record Oh no. All right, well, too bad but we'll see you next time. Thankks bye