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Coming up a little later in the show, we have a football coach. A football coach We also have two podcast hosts. So this is going be redundant. Yeah, this is going to be a redundant show. You guys could probably turn this off pretty soon U but not before we get to our next And first guests. They can be next and first at the same time. First, first and next. first time time. First and next time. First time next time He is entering the exclusive thirteen Ters club. Bakers does. The Bakers does on comedy Bang bang he is our old friend and he is not doing the things that the other guy are doing other than Their careers certainly overlap. this Friday When a certain movie called Gail Daughte and the Celebrity Sex Pass comes out in theaters Please welcome him, John Ham And him, John Hip. No. and him, David Wayne. Heyi, Scott, thanks for having us I'm setting out a goal. Okay, that this show, you mentioned it, you feel like it could be redundant If I have anything to do with steering the direction of the ship, I'm going to change out that middle syllable and make the show resplendent I thought maybe you're going go with because I'm gonna I'm to do same thing. and I'm going to try to make this as refundant. Oh, okay as we can. I enjoy that. Yeah. Do you guys have a healthy competition here? This is what I like when I see two Alpha dogs just nipping at each other, going like, I'm going to do that. That's an accurate description of our relationship, I think Well, a lot of people know that we met in a junior high school fraternity Oh really? Yeah. And his nickname and a lot of people don't know this was the Ridonculous dude. The Rdonulous dude, really. And Davids was the Rdude killess donk. The Rdude killer donk. And so that's why I say let's get let's let's getundant. We like to play word games with one another. That's for sure. Thank goodoodness for the New York Times it's I have aay lady. You have a question you say? I've been wanting to know about your theme song. Is Reggie's thing that he doesn't own any musical instruments And he doesn't have any friends who know how to play any musical instruments. If you know about his story, which he wrote about in his autobiography, he grew up poor, couldouldn't afford any musical instruments And then he also stayed poor his entire time. And so he can't afford any. And so's that's why he learned how to do all of this with his mouth Okay. And the autobiography is just called me in my mouth, right? Me in my mouth. Yeah. And also I'm poor poo. Me in my mouth and also I'm poor. I re you w. Y. look. Is it right there in the tle? right there in the t. It's all right there right there. Guys, you you've been great friends for a long time. John, I believe you popped up in the ten. David's second movie? is that? secondcond film, right after the seminole, and I'll say it, it's made of semen wet hot American summer Al much like sorry, Daveid. Let me talk. So you much like Kiss who put a drop of blood in every issue of their Marvel comic. You put semen in the film of Wet Hot Americ It's baked right in. It'saked right. it wouldn't be wet without the semen. That's And I went to because luckily, Wed H American Summer was only released in like six theaters when it came out. I was one of them. I was too. And I went to each theater into the projection booth and gave a little bit of my own semen to the print And that's why it just slides so nicely. the projector did you stick your penis into Int? Yeah. It was into the hole right next to the Dolby St mark. The Dolby Stmark. G it. Okay. good. Good to know. goodood to know. I wonder if they ever clean those things out. They did clean it I know in two thousand six. Oh, okay. so yeah, quite a few years after time long time for that de. it's been clean since then. Wonderful. So you guys have been friends and David, of course, we know you as the director of such movies as the aforementioned Wed Hot American Sumber, but also roole models U Wonderland, so many of our Wonderl. Wonderless. No, Wonderland. Wonderland. So many of our great movies like top so much can remember the titles of. And John, you of course, we know you from such television shows as Madmen, your friends and neighbors currently on Apple TV plus Yeah And also movies like Bridesmaids and What about Top Gun? Did you forget that?op gone Maver Maverick. I wasn't in the first one. Thank you. Although would you have loved to have been playing great. I would have loved to you know, I was fourteen when it came out. so I don't know where I would have fit on the That would have been strange. a backline fourteen year old boy. J rolling through the thing I would have held that tan boy. I would have been good looking in that tan and I owned my own cutoffs. I hate to say them th. As someone hass been around Hollywood a little bit There have been movies, features even that have fourteen year old kids in them. I You know what? I read that's actually a Hollywood myth that they have hired thirteen year old boys, twelve year old boys, even fifteen year old boys sixty years. But there has never been a fourteen year old boy in a movie. fourourteen's a bridge too far. You know what? It's something I'm going to double check with Claude Okay, fantic. And wait, you just brought your man servant Claude in. Yes'll he'll be here the entire show. He'll be here the entire show. He's a f checker but does it doesn't do it in real time. Oh.llll he files all these away cllassic Claude. He will file these away and then you know, maybe a day later you'll get a list of My mistake It sounds like he will to listen to this show and correct me on what I got wrong every week Claude was the coat checker at Studio fifty four when I used to go there regularly and I thought it would translate quickly for him to become my personal fact checker but it's a different thing. Dh be you and Halston and doctor Mcomoti Classise Manelli. Oh my God. Yeah. We used to go down there and just Hook it up. Hook it up. And when you say hook it up, you were the AV guysy, Is that what I? I was the AV guy. put the like turntables, he hook those up into the speakers. othertherwise nobody's dancing. Exactly guys. That's what I think stududio fifty four was known as a dance play. And it was mainly a dance dance. It was mainly a dance. That's what everyone think. All the other stuff is like secondary, but guys work there and gals And gals, don't forget the gals. Let's forget anything in between as well. Those were hey times though. I wouldn't even leave the house until ten PM. I'd go grab some dinner at the Knickerbaker with Ed Cotch and a whole group of friends And then we would right across the park. We didn't get to studo Lincolnown car tntil about two AM. and then that's when things really got nuts. Andy Werhall I was reading you it was closed though by then, Is that? Yeah I know this was about six months ago. It was like an after hour sle Um, But so you guys you've known each other for a good amount of time and suddenly John Out of Semour. out of suddenly Semour You are starring in this movie, Gail Daughtery and the celebrity seex Pass. Now do you play the titular role of Gail Daughtery? I do not play Gail D I don't play the titular role of Gail Daughtery, but I do play the titular role of the celebrity sex Pass. And you show your tits in this movie, is that what I heard Well, seminly, I do. Yes. My tits have seemen all over them So what's that dude's name who takes clips of naked people in mister America's mister. mister Skin, Yeah, mister Skin alert. Which by the way, Stehven Skin could have had such a different career and all of a sudden he just went like, you know what? I'm gonna lean in and just be the guy who clips out boobs and You know what I don't mind it one bit One has to ask is there a Mrs skin I hopees. I hope he's married. I sincerely do. U but you're in a couple of little skins are running around. They running around leaving their shed epidermis all over the carpet. Exactly But now what is David? explain yourself because you made wet hot American summer. I was like, That was that. Great. Yeah. made he made his movie. Then suddenly you come out with another movie called The Tent. I'm like confused. I'm like No No, whichich is it? What how American Summer was like a couple years prior Yeah they were like, no, this is a new thing. we now twenty some odd years later, you have this coming out.'s. Belve me I know it's weird. I can help unpack this for you. Okay, please. So this is a new movie If that helps at all. It helps a. I mean, honestly that kind of byy the way, Scott, I had the same problem. It did you really because I was like, look, I loved as as you did. I was there holding my ticket first run the theater I gave half of my ticket away to be fair to. That true That's true. But that true. Yes. That true too. Tue that true. Tue that. I think I can say that T thine own story of the ticket being torn in be. Ah, the immortal Bard. Thankk you so much. And so so as soon as David said, I want you to be in this movie, I was like, but you saw that movie. Yeah, exactly. And I'm not in it. It's a movie I'm not in it. I'd love to have been in it, but no, no, no, wasn't the case. And he had to explain to me, yes, this is in fact a new movie a different That was the confusion I always had about Jeff Goldlum because he was in that movie The fly. Yeah. And then later I saw him in some Marvel thing. I mean he's just sitting in a chair. He's not flying at all. And like which is it, dude? Yeah. I know P Pick a lane. Yeah. exactly. But so I mean, all of that aside, you have this new movie coming out Odd, odd title. I don't know that any of these words have ever been in any other movie. No for Like movies like Abyss don't have any of those words. it's even a movie like celebrity. Yeah, Do doesnn't have any these words in the title. it celebrity, Except for celebrity. fine. Yeahah if you want to split hairs. Technically, yeah But yeah, yeah, so was it was a real leap of faith. I'll tell you that much. Yeah. But sometimes we have to take those in the the movie, leap of faith Starting Steve Martin. I mean, there's a lot of things that you can do. and David believed in himself. Did Steve Martin call you to give you any advice about this on thising a leap of faith? He said good luck He said I'm try murders in the building. And I was like, well, I don't know if I that I can do my best. Also, I don't think you guys are doing that anymore either. I mean they reached a hand across in the season finale of the last anyway, but by the way the property line before everyone tunes out, which is probably soon, I just want to say So you've heard the podcast. The movie is terrific. It's gotten incredible reviews, and you're going to want to go see it Have you astro turfed the reviews yet with your own thoughts on this or So is that some new Gen Z term that I have to go look up? Yeah, please do. Yeah. We'll take, we'll wait. John you're o with waiting, right? I look this whyy't you get Claude to As Clae. Hey Clyde What's this term Astrourf you know, and the people tried to do the fake grassroots campaign, you know Copy that. Thank you, Clyde B Did. No, we haven't dis startided yet. He's hugging you right now, is? I just want to tell you, I want to give I want to help and I want to be close to you. This is this vestige from his coach check days and he doesn't understand you gott to understand only coach cheheck people should be hugging the customers mean meananing he wants everyone to be warm. so when people would take off their coats, he would hug them Just try to give a little more b heat, you know fifty four was the great place for that. Well, because did he did all his early coat checking at this place in Alaska, which was outside. Freezing cold, you guys freez. It It was the hotspot of Nome But it was very cold. And because it was outside, people got particularly cold when he took their coats away. a a muckluck You take so many things away, but you can only give so much of your body to the people. Clark, can I ask you a question? How much How much is David paying you? Because you obviously are underpaid whatever it is Because I' be honest to you, I do this work for free. You would You know what? I'll pay you double to work for me. Double free? Yep free. Lets wait a wit your beer over He gets free blu rays of all my movies. This is This is of your movies. This is a very good per Very good per. I'm talking the free Including Wonderland. No tax. Now to be fair, Wonderland, great movie. David did' not direct the Wonderland. He directed the Wonder Lost, which was very. I don't know about that. So you're just you're loyal to David over here. I have to say it's been six, seven, eight years now or twenty T too long. He hasn't made that many movies. He's a nice guy. I like to. Plus one isn't even on DVD. One's like a Netflix. That's fair, but sometimes I get the free login from the streaming service. so it's super fun to get. I guess that's all right. I guess you could watch heated rialry or whatever. Either way Sey sexy show. David, you ever think of maybe updating that for the feature film? I was thinking about watching Heated rivalry, but then I heard a rumor that a couple of the guys in there are not exactly straight. so that's you know Obviously it's I'm sure not true, but just in case I shouldn't it. C me to check in on that for you too Yeah, why don't you come back to me when the fact you know what I should probably go do that now All right, whyy don't you leave? Yeah, I'll check it. Thanks Claude I Oh yeah. If you ever want to, you know, Come over, work around the Ocerman compound. give me a shout. I'll check with the boss here and we'll see what happ happenensed. So there he goes Oh wow Why is he wearing horseshoes? It's so strange. weird They're great looking shoes. Well, when he comes to the house in the morning I want to know he's there. He's kind of that soft spoken guy. you never know what's going on. Now, David Truda here on comedy Bang Bang, you have been drawing the entire time and not making eye contact with anybody. that It's an audio Sure, sure, of course that's what you always say every single time you do it. Well sometimes, you know, these days So you're at a table surrounded by doodles. Yes. and you've brought your own planet a dirty the table which to doodle. Yes, of course. There is the classic story by the way of on Scott Asasene when Sprag saw a movie that you came into and you dealt cards the entire movie. Oh yeah, sure. Well that I gotten better at not doing. But he has also good, are you? really good at dealing cards too. I have just makes perfect. Well, you know, a lot of podcasts these days, as you know, are under under video, of course. And so this is a chance to not look at everybody canan we all agree by the way that if they're podcasts on video, they should have a different name. Yes, they should. The cast is right there Just get or Cast aots or Johnny Casteron. Whatever you want to call it J, I'm Johnny Cast. How How about TV show? How about TV show? Thank you, David for crystallizing what exactly I was trying to say. Okay. Now tell me about this movie though, because this is a crazy title. Now look, David, you you want to get? I wantan to tell whatol I have seen this movie. the way, pllenty of nuts and bolts in this movie. Yeah. I mean, there are droids in this movie, right? Like our two D two actually These are not the droids you're looking for now That's also very true But this the movie is about a Midwestern woman played by Zoe Deutsch, the great Zoe Deutsch. Yes, of course. And she has this celebrityghter of Nepo Baby Wonderful Pian pink director, Howard Deutsche. And Leah Thompson. Oh sure. Nepo Baby. I actually just mounted a stage musical with our friend Jessica Mcennna and Zach know that with Leah Thompson. Oh, she was in it. Oh great. Fr backs to the future. Mommy. John, I'm gonna ask you. And so anyway, Zoey Deutsche plays this incredible character named Gail Dauy. And in this adventure of Gail Daue, she has a man she's gonna marry and they have a celebrity sex pass agreement And healing like like a like if you you ever run into your celebrity crush can officially have sex with the without consequence to that relationship. That is what it is. But in this story, he in a surprise actually meets his celebrity has sex with his celebrity and then she is in distraught straits and ends up in LA and a psychic tells her, you know what? In order to save your relationship, you have to even the scales and find your celebrity passast, John Ham and have sex with him and then everything will be evened out. And I've seen this movie. that is the first twenty minutes of it and then she finds you and it's about an hour and ten minutes of sex. Well, actually, I don we're not going to spoil it. I don't know spoilers. I don't even know if she find Jhn Ham. I don't know if Jhn Ham's in the movie John Ham might not be in this movie. Yes, if we're not doing spoilers I am I am in the credits. You're in the credits. I sure can spoil that But. You know, we don't like to do spoilers on this show There may not even be a character named Gail Daghtrey. It may not be directed by you and it may not be titled Gail Daotery and the celebrity seex passass. I have a friend, buddy, a bud Wh So he started as a friend. Yeah. then you downgraded him to Buddy and then Bud. Well, you'll hear why. You'll understand why when I tell the end of the story's just gonna be. This is a guy. even if it's not about a movie, he might just be like, he'll come in the house and be like, oh, spoiler alert and then he'll like tell what happened whatever happened to him And he just uses it as like a conversational onreg. It does make everyone kind of perk up because we all like to know what. Everyone likes a little bit secret sppoiler. Yeah. It's like, I don't spoil it, but do. Yeah. But do you mind if I spoil your movie? Yeah, please go ahead and do the entire thing What happens though, is she collects a group of friends along the way to help find John H, including his former co star, John Slattery. Yes another character in the fromom the Madmen TV show. Yeah in like ripped from today's headlines. Like would like it almost feels like it could actually You know how you're reading variety or the hll?'re like they're slattery up do. And you're like you would rip that story out and you would ick it in a movie. It seems to me like they should go out and do some pound the pavement trying to find out what he's up to, but instead they're just putting out story saying, what is he up? What's going on? Yeah. Well, this movie the answers that answers that question. This movie answers the question that is on everyone's lips. What is John Sla What doing? But not only is that we have Ben Wang, the great reenter Karate from the karate kid Yes and from the long walk Yeah, great, incredible actor and funny, funny actor. and he he's part of the team that's helping her find John assembles this this this squad. Almost an Avengers of fucking you. It's right. Yes. an end game. And then we have end game is fucking. justust like in Avengers endame. Yeah. mean I think that's probably true. They all had sex with right after. they all got fucked when that guy snapped his finger.. Also the part of the team is the legendary Ken Marino? Yes, Ken Marino who was in the aforementioned wet hot American summer, as well as the state with you. And the Wanderlust and role models and all that. Wonder. And we actually Ken and I actually wrote Role mododels and Wanderlusts andy and this new movie together. That's right Now how do you do that? Do you take over half of the keyboard on the typewriter and he does the other half? It's weird because David and I watched this happen and you wouldn't think it works. Yeah it does only capitals, Ken does all the lowercase. and it's like wow as well. You have haven't been over in a while. the way we do it now is I type with my elbow and then so needless to say different So he has to he corrects He knows he can translate that elbow magic that you put down on the page. Well That's fantastic. By the way, that' elbow magic case. People are gonna try this at home. That was just a joke. We need to be responsible about that because a lot of people they'll you're going to break your keyboard. Yeah. You're going to break your keyboard. if not your actual screen. Or your elbow guys I mean, is you're banging into some hard plastic with a very sensitive part of your body. Exactly. we wanna make sure no one is doing that. But although you might want to try using your funny bone when it comes to you guys, thank you. Last time I checked, this is a comedy bang bang. I wanted to make sure that we told at least one guy. I do not know what you're on, but whatever it is Get me some ' where do you come up with it? It's PCP. Jesus is right. Is it Fling? Yeah, Angel Dust. Yeah, Angel Dust. Yeah. somebody locked with this we go. Yeah, totally. It's great. He's like card and should be dealt with. My goodness. Yeah. I'm embarrassed I'm like red here. Anyway, also part of this gang. Uh, we have, um In the movie, the big part I hope in the movie. Incredibible If you guys started a gang not in the movie? I'd be frightened. You know the great Italian star Sabrina imppacciatore? Iaciato And who's in the paper andite She's fantastic. She plays the villain in Oh Joe Rrulio and Mathers ikoz That's right. It's look, I have seen this movie And I was concerned because I knew I was going to laugh my butt A M And I came out of this screening that I went to, my butt was gone. And So I had to get a BBL down in South America. And by the way, it looks fantastic.ust so much. It lookreciate. And you also seemed to have got a hair transplant. I did, yes. W was that in South America? Not the Andrew Garfield when I was down there. The full Gar It looks good I went fulgar. Wow. I mean, yeah you look fifteen years younger. Thank you so much. Yeah. I just went to turkey and I got a f They' thicker seed Now David what did you say while I be a funny little. I did a little package thing and I went to Turkey and I got a full head of hair. Do you like it? Can I tell you something You went to Turkey because that's you are one Oh yeah.. Maybe you are, Turkey. guys. All right. All right. let's not get too jive. I lo all this. I lobbed one back Yeah Turkey. Let's calm down though, because this is a serious business. There are millions and millions of dollars on the line here. That's true. And the budget of this movie, I think was astronomical and we want to make sure that you make all of that back and then some. And then some please. That's right. Yeah I would definitely say go see it in your local movie theater. weekend with a big group of people that are ready to laugh and have a good time at the movies because that's what it's all about. That's right. O with someone that you just started seeing and you're like, you know what? I hope I get to first if not second base during this movie. Now lets Very clear though. this is not a sport. It's not a sportsvie. It's not like to do a sport. It's not the love of the game. This is not Bold Durham. No it's not at all. Nothing Kevin Costner is not in this film. No. Although you were in a I remember you as as like weren't you a talallent scout or something in some I did do a baseball m. This is not that. It was called million dollar arm. this is not Million dollar This is not that Did you have the million dollar arm in that? No, I was looking for the million dollar arm. Okay. And you know what Boyother onert found. Yeah, I watched this on a played. Don't do worry. I did. By the way, thank you. ye, I enjoyed it. Excellent play. I have to say it's just killing me and it's been killing me since you've been discussing million dollar arm that's time. Wow. Yeahah I never saw that movie, John. I'm so sorry. I tell you what, David, I'll get with Claude and I'll get you a blue ray and you guys can watch. I think they would like that. Thank you. Yeah. I D think Clae would really enjoy that one. Well know when he justes back justust from what I can tell about Claude, he's a really interesting guy. Seems like a really great. a wide range of tastes. I don't know probably like handsome. He just seems like Damn handsome. He would might be the guy to fire up the bllue ray player though, so I gu just got to check schedule. No I'm sure. Yeahah I'll him know. You know what I think the easiest thing is give me the bllue ray, and then when I have time, I'll play it. Okaykay, we solved it. Okay great. sureure whatever you need, whatever you need, David. Well, David, John, this is quite an achievement. Gail Dauery and the celebrity seex passass is in theaters. And it's more than six, which was what yes, it's it up in the world. It's like, you know many many hundreds, many hundreds of theaters all over every city Nationwide Nationwide. This has coast to coast. That patented David Wayne just feeling about it. And But even if you don't care about David Wayne, you're gonna to love this movie. It's just a big funny. say this it's got it's and you almost landed on the term, the term of art. Scott, it's called a Jena Sequix. That's right. And you know what that means I do not Who knows? No it's untranslatable. It is untranslatable, but I tell what this has a ton of it. It's got it. ton of it. Totally. Thank you, David. Thank you for putting all of that. Thank you, David.. Thank you, David for your whole career. for proud of you, John H For isn ant a Ward show, being so great in the movie And I'm so proud of you, John Ocerman for talking about it. Yeah, I am talking about it. I'm so proud. C I say to you, David, John Wayne John Wayne, John David Wayne. a lot of people don't know. A lot of people don't know your name. It's a lot like Albert Einstein was Albert Brooks, but your name is John Wayne. Thank you for your beautiful art this entire stop it. Oh my guys, Re really gorgeous. It is so cute. It really is. This is I mean, your whole career, how many movies have O the outside of it what looks like an old izz I'm going gonna say probably seven You think Seven I don't know. what am I gonna do count them all up? It would be impossible. We don't have that many. Where would you start? Yeah? Where first F ero Blue rays. Yeah it's just impossible. Imossible. It's also a math thing,. Thank you for your career. And thank you for your service to comedy. And I'm done. And you know what, we have to take a break if that's okay, but it's great. Can you guys stick around? Yeah, we'd love to. All right, fantastic. Speak for yourself. I'd love to. Okay, great. We're gonna come back. We're gonna have a football coach and a couple of podcasters. This is very very exciting show I don't know what that reaction is all about, but I was excited. Okay yeah, I' we with that. We're gonna come right back. We're gonna to have more David Wayne, moreore John Hamm. We'll be right back with more comomedy bang bang after this b bang. All right, I think we have to take a break and we'll come right back. Okay. 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Yeah, still mad, stillill about But not someone different I think the big hook that that really electrified the country on all the buses is I'm back doing the show again.h. Yeah. Yeah. It was pretty exciting to be a witness to that ad campaign. But and speaking of ad campaigns, Gle Daery and the celebrity sex pass is out this Friday and this is part of the promo campaign, certainly. talking speaking of ad campaigns, we have Don Draper himself right Thank you. A you Are you going to be doing your mantra while you're doing yoga or whatever the fuck I can say, you know, we were talking about bringing old shows back. I can finally break it on this one Madman's coming back Are you doing the eighties now? Yeah. Yeah. Yeahll yeah. We'll say it starts Friday. so's it's going to bump It's going bump a little bit with Boiler alert only airing during showtimes of the movie. Eactly But Ily they've've they're really counter prorogramming. So it it's a stranges we'll see. We'll see if it happens. So now you're going to be doing Madmen in the eighties and it's primarily this is what I was reading in the traades. Don Draper is watching Episodes of Happy Days that are set in the fifties, but made in the eighties? while he had a late career late in his life career change. He's a VJ So for MTV video dist. So yes. so he's while he's he's catching up with a lot of his happy days which takes place in the fifties, of course, which he has a lot of fondness for. But he does spin a lot of a lot of videos. So he plays like a bill I'm Mark Goodman wrapping up this hour. We got Don Draper coming up for you. He's going to show you the new Queen music video. Wh comes We are the champions. And he does, and it's great, and it really works. Is that you're done draper v? I don't remember him Becauseuse it's so funny, knowing you so long. you did have a doon draper voice. It was different. No it wasnt was was I don't think it was that that was I think that was my whe our neck. I could tell you what it sounded like. It sounded like this That's what the money's for. That was way better than mine. Do you like those the memes that go around about you That's a famous one, isn't it? That's what the money's for? I think so. I think there's a couple I don't think about you at all. I don't think about you at all. That is another ye. I am actually in real life watching the whole series with my son, who's a teenager.. And whenever we hit those super famous moments, it's very lo it I mean, watching Madman sure, but watching Do does he enjoy being a teenager? I dont know. Do he like you? No, he does, because he's like, people don didn't really smoke that much today and And I'm like, yeah, they did Wait uil we get to the eighties. Yeah. Boy, everyone's gonna be smoking crack crack. Well, that's so exciting to have Don Draper smokingack. He really does get into it too. That's gonna to be so awesome. The weird thing is he they ask him to come back to Sterling Cooper and they're like, what are you fine? What do you want? What do you want? I'm in MTV, I'm just around the corner. I'm on Madison Avenue still but Exactly. They go we need a campaign for this new cocaine, it's called Oh and so he gets involved in that really those guys he's like, I'm the guy who did the Coke deal for the CIA used to be Coke guy Yeah and now they're like, well And he goes, let me just tell you one thing guys is w And they use it And they use it. And it actually So he's two for two with Coke related That's incredible. So it actually, though, it doesn't sell any moreore crack. It actually keeps people away from it. You'd think that, except what do people want more than anything else? have So it just actually there's no such thing as bad PR Exactly. It makes more people smoke crack. This is a genius genius scene. Tune in. Fridays during the during any showtime D showime of Gale Doctor in this. I want to rewind. What For example, that one scene, I don't think about you at all. It's you in an elevator with Ben Feldman, right?ope ind I think I' been fil me. You're shooting that It was nice to remember. And you're shooting that at the time. if anyone was You're probably down at the LA center or something, right. And then the question is, At that moment are you're like this this is a moment people are going This is gonna rem orr did it was it feel or like something special or you're just like, it's another scen At that moment, I was like, I probably have to go I want to wrap this scene up quickly because my friend David Wayne is shooting. Role models were right down the way and I wanted to go say hi. We did that. I to bring it all back. Incredible. Well, speaking of bringing it back, let's bring on next gu Yes. And they're coming back to the show. They were on once before their podcasters. Please welcome back. Peter and Pety Tucson. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcomeome. I'm sure you're welcoming us back. Yeah. I am welcome you back. Y. That feels genuine. Yeah. Yeah It doesn't feel sarcastic at all. That doesn't feel like you didn't mean it. Okay. I don't actuallyctually guys, I don't know I mean, much like John in his famous scene, I don't think about you at all. don I don't really remember who you guys already mean. fununny? Is that supposed to be a joke? one of your haas. It felt for One of your who he'sot really. I'm legitimately asking you to remind me who you are and what I what you I'm Peter Peter Tussu. And I'm Pety Tussa Do it ring a bell? Does that ring Do that ring you your d? No, it actually I introduced you and I said those words. Did that take a big hammer to your chime? Is Pety short for something? Peter Oh bother Peter Tuso Peter we can see it's confusing and that's why we had You're related? I can't remember it. We're marri're divorced. We're divorced. You're divorced. We're in a non monogamous cohabitational partnership and we live In an eonge. Oh. A hotel or motel. Yeah the hotel The hotel Motel hotel. discounted rate or U, we pay by the month. So we like to pay in full. So your life is like the Florida project not aw. We don't watch TV like that. We are too busy recording our podcasts. And what's the podcast all about Well, our podcast, thank you for asking. thank you. Somebody somebody here is interested in what we did. He was trying Well I'm trying to remember what it is because I know you've been on the show before, but I don't even remember what I did not hear the episode you were on before, so you can just fill me in along with some of the other audience. You got it Dram of youon Dam Yonon Dama rival podcast your number one rival podcast. We started our podcast the day before you started yours and you swept in like a little bitch and took our idea. I remember yeah, this now is ringing a bell. Yeah you guys saying this, I don't know that it's actually true Hey there's there's definitely podcast beef here Yeah, you could say that. You could say that, yeah. You heard of like Radbeat when you're on the road. this vod podcast. And your podcast is called for The last time we saw Scott, he was knee deep in Roadbeak It was it was a live show that we saw each other You were back Do you att you guys attend the live shows of your rival? Well Well he came to Royal Oak where we're based. Oh's where we're based. That's where you're based. Okay.ere youonong? That was a direct shot across our bow. when you did that and that's what That's what brought us here to send one right back at you. Okay, so you want to take a shot at me? go ahead. What do you guys. We are the we are Luke Skywalker in that little spepeeder next wing whateverand spepeer. Land spepeeder. Is that a land spepeeder? No I don't think it's what you're. I think it's an X when when he goes to the deeath star when he shoots the proton torpedo. It a land speed. the exhaust tube. That's right. Is that an exhaust tube? I believe it was. Yeah, some sort of yeah, some just event Well we find out in Rogue One that it was an intentional flaw in the design of in order to I don't acknowledge Rogue one is canon because it's corporate. Well, this is Andor actually is what I should say. Andor what? I know, I know Oh Everything Y podcast is called drama. Dama, focus. We focus on drama. We takeon yang. What we like toon Yonon. Yonon Y which was a character in I think R Gon Yon Yon. Yon Yon. Yeah, he's great. He's like the space bartender. I'm done talking about whatever. We are finished talking about Star Wars. Oh, okay. We are fan you aren't finished. We are. Okay. We on our podcast, Dramedy Yon Yon focused probably on You don't want to talk about Star Wars anymore This is a reference to Wars Weobie one Kenobi, whose name is actually Ben, so I don't know why they Is this one of your funny things when you you makeem ups because we don't do A you Southern? Roy. There a second there. We have been have been your Don Draper That was my D Draper. Th was really good. I had to do something to get your. How is your podcast different than comedy Bang bang, which we know? Well, Scott, you know, he claims comedy heals people. He focuses on comedy He brings people in to do their funny characters. Theyir funny who? Funny Funny inqu fun. And people supposedly and I've never seen this at home will listen to these characters and laugh their way to work Or have fun and maybe forget about their They take off their shift at the pit and they put it on and they feel better. They w How have you seen this? I'm saying I haven't seen. Oh. you haven't honestly think got claimed. It would be really funny to see an episode of the pit, like the last one of the season and Noah Wiley gets into his card and turns on comedy bndang And need I needed this. He's walking through Pittsburgh on his motorcycle. So what you guys lookingking through on his motorcy focus on dramy. Not dramedy. Well, we call it dramedy because we take people's trauma and their drama And we combineed it with tragedy Right And that's plus time And that plus time equals more drama. Okay. Can you give us an example of this? Of course, we can't Scott Yeah. still got a asshole. I was the fourth grade stob For example, this is something we usually take calls, but because we're in your area, we're gonna just use some of the people in the room. mister Wayne. Yes. Yeah. Are you available for a question? I love it. I'm looking right at you. just give us something that was maybe taxing or traumatic Traumatic that happened tax To me Yeah In your life, Yes. What what's the worst thing that's ever happened to you? Yeah, go ahead What The the thing that popped in my head is one time I was riding my big wheel Uh in a sloped area near the duck pond near where I grew up and I was going down the hill towards the pond, but and I was meant to turn away, but I didn't do it quickly enough and I went into the pond. You't didn I got all wet. Did it have the break I don't think now this is pre the breraaks. And those aren't the brakes Mhm. It felt forced, but I'll take it. We'll take it So watch, we're gonna heal you, okay. Okay D. A you ready to be healed And you have to be open. I'm ready. I'm re. I amm looking at you. Okay. Okay. And seen. Okay Here we go. Was that the end of this? No the beginning of seem. You call sa for Honey? Yeah? I saw that you wrote on your list of things to do today to take out the tricycle That's right Will you please? Godddamn will you please be careful next to the pond Just let me ride. I can't let you ride because let me ride Go ahead. I've got a hanker in for one more If you come back and you tell me you went in that pond I'll still love you. Stop it. What did you just say I said If you come back and you tell me you went in the pond, by mistake 'cause you couldn't turn fast enough I still love you Dad We all have times in our life where we try to turn And sometimes you just don't turn fast enough Come here What are you doing? I'm giving you the case And seeing Wow, was that was surprisingly therapauting. Yeah. It was emotional How do you feel now? In the middle, I was crying a little bit Yeah. and now I feel like I've come out the other side and you've shown me a different perspective and I'm feeling freed from that trauma. Areciate Did you see that, Scott? Did you see just what happened to David there I didn't see it. I heard it. I was doodling while it was happening. Yeah. Do you see the value of that over the value of bring whatever I do? Yeah. I mean, it happened on my show, so it's kind of like I own I will say and I thought as I said, Very, very effecting. I had one slight note. felt like it took a bit of a turn toward the end into something that felt maybe a little moreational or sexual than I thought It' a little more sexual than I thought it. I don't know if that might have just been what I was bring to. That's funny. think I, I'll be honest little bit hot You know, I was turned on. That was a mother and daughter. And it was anotherer the daughter dad Dad. o. so dad Sometimes people go by dad. So even more hot? So yeah, I was gonna to say that doesn't that doesn't make it less hot. It's not up to us when people get horny over. Fair enough. They they listen to our pod that's part of the process. Well, it's funny you bring this up. Yes, Sean, can we ask you a similar question? Sure, sure, sure. Maybebe over the last let's go back thirty Wit before before you get into this I just wanted to say I felt uncomfortable that you were John we're giving these guys a note use for two reasons One is B bottom line, whether you want to nitpick how it got sexual in the end or whatever, they delivered on what they promised. Absolutely And So and whatever the routes they got to the destination. Like like don't question the manner in which they deliver they said they're going to deliver. They did take a turn through Hornytown. And the second reason why I was uncomfortable is they've been doing this since a day before comedy Bang bang, AKA a very long time. I think they figured out what How to do what they do. Listen. and they're not going to change it right now. Thank you, David. I appreciate that, David. Thankk you. Thank you for putting it into perspective. I was just offering my mind No problem by the way. whichich by the way, no hard feelings obviously You werere offering your two cents, which it was worth about that much. twowo whole cents. Yeah. So now back to they we're going to help you out. Yeah. and J, thank you for defending us. What's the most And David, can I just offer one note? You interrupted my process, which I thought was very you know, sort of self centered of you. John, I am forty five years old. I think I know How to live my life the way I want to live it. Scott do you see what's happening right S Scott Do you see the value the value. mean it's opened up conversation.. abbsolutely. Has anything like this ever happened on your podcast before? It's beautiful. It's made norm arguing on the show. Yeah. This entire process has made David like ten years younger. John, certain think thirty years in the last thirty thirty years. of those Tamatic traatic. Something traumatic.. Well I I can think back. What about when Madmen was canceled That would have been very traumatic. had it happen? Oh I thought it was No, no, no just Becauseuse the ending was so weird. I assumed it was canceed. It was it was weirdly perfect. I think is what you'reing. Oh, okay That's what Classic cancellled show talking point. We just ended it when we wanted to. You're not wrong. You're not wrong. I was having It was actually during right around when I started Mad Men. I live in this neighborhood, very hilly neighborhood. Right. Don't give away my assassination course. No, no, no, no, no, never ever would I do that. LA LA famously a city with There is one hill here though ye. twenty one thirty three North Kreen view, right? Scott. I live on one tree hill. everyone knows that. Nine hundred two one z. Beary Hills nine hundred two one zer I like I said, live in a very hilly part of the thing. I was had happened to be going out one day and riding my big wheel And an adult big wheel. It very big, very, very cool. You can get those made by the corporation if you're a celebrity. If you know like an American Express. Stehven or David Mattel. Yeah, they they will they will make you an adult big wheel. Brothers? This is a collaborative Oh yeah, the Mattel brrothers. Not the Parker Bothers. do not ask the Parker brothers. These are the brothers who have the big idea to what if we made a sexy blonde doll Exactly. Andorn Barbie was born. there you go. Yeah. I mean, tremendous. tremendous guysy. I love brothers, don't you guys. If you have trouble remembering it, just look around you, you live in the accccanage motel and then just think motel, Motel, Motel Motel. Motel. remel. Thank you David. Thank you, David again. A lot of notes A lot of notes during my since we have one ally We really do and I'm so grateful for that, David. So you what it's worth, John. I was gonna I had several different points when I was maybe gonna interrupt your story I chose not to. you have to give him credit for that. Yeah. No, def. sometimes he didn't interpt. Yeah. And then I only did when it was important the about remembering the motel like no. Now, John, what happened on this adult big wheel?.lease Scott Now John, what happened on this big big ride. So open my garage door And my my driveway is very steep and it leads right into into a hill, also very steep. at the end of which there is this beautiful Beautiful pond. sitting. Heading down, I start to pedal People don't realize once you start pedaling a big wheel, there' no there's no chain, there's no gears,'re every everything I immediately lose control of. This is before they made the brakes. Before the brakes. Yeah. they did not come up with that technology yet. Before who made the braakkes? The Mel Bks. Yeah. This was not the brakes Those are the brekes. Bak it up, break it up and break it down So canan you do anything with that story or no hold on. Let me There's more stor There's more Scott If you were in the drama with us, you would feel it. There's more So God. As I'm hurtling toward this pond, thinking, well There's no way I'm going to turn in time Crank the wheel hard as hard as I can to the right I avoid the pond. into the sewer. Oh no. Where Pennywise lives. Fortunately Fortunately, there was no there were no clowns in the sewer. I Filthy, dirty. With pissy shit and stuff I Think about what's coming down on and just dripping and dropping co finger like a. Did you guys take a shit this morning? I have it's similar to that. We something take shits at the exact same time. we have toilets right next to each other. Are you in the same room? in the same room? Of course we are. O divorced. Of course we In the Uano lodge rooms that have two toilets right next to. They're called prrincess toilets. Okay. And we sit for We sit like the grandparents in Will Willy Wonk in the chocolate factactory. how they sleep S the toe. S the toeitt. But we shit. But we shitut it says your legs are up. just toally. We'relining.'clining. it's a bed. It's a bed. Well, I've heard that. A lot of couples these days, they shit while they're sleeping because they sleep on their stomachs and the shit just gathers on their butt and then yes, then they just clean up and That's what was happening It's actually really good. I read about theomin that sounds helpful gered We gathered together so much shit. Oh, no. Can I ask though Lord Now can you do anything No, but I Yes. Can I I have one. Dave, do you have another comment? Which is just that I was so relieved when I heard that you had avoided the pond, especially having gone through what I went through, which you guys heard about a little a while ago. Now were you relieved when you void Yes, o, good And then though, it was such a dark twist when I heard that you went into, I believe it was a sewer. sewer. And really just made it some stories harder have twists like that and that's what we're going to. And Scott, you can You can go ahead and start the music. Okay, now there is a two second gap before it starts. And there we go and here we go. Never happ we get to our studio. And here we And here we go Sen What the fuck is this they can' on my birthday I thought you wanted that. I told you I wanted a pie You also told me you li like to be surprised. So I thought maybe Maybe I'll give you what you don't know you need What could that possibly be? A fucking cake? Yeah, take a bite out of it. You'll see what's in the middle. Ow, a Barbie doll. Cut my teeth. Yeah? Well, we get what we deserve, don't we? I'm going out tonight with my friends. Where are you gonna go Is that stupid bar, John's place? I'm going to John's place and I'm gonna get drunk I got nothing to live for anymore. That was my last chance at making something out of our relationship. I w a divorce. On your birthday. I told you, I can't get divorced. It's illegal in Oklahoma Well, then I guess I'll stay with you. Okay I love you I love you too. What are you doing? I'm coming in for a c Oh shit Take my shirt off. Here you go. what are you gonna say I'm ready to Take our relationship to the next level. Okay, mom e inse. Okay. Okay, there's some stuff to unpack there.. And by the way, Dana a lot of emotions. Do you want of emotions Do you want to a lot regarding the big wheel, I have to say Or the sewer. John. Do you want to put your shirt back on before we continue? I should probably put mine on. I. Everyone took their shirts off. You guys can all put them back on. Okay. W we judge you as the best body first or sh. This is heated rivalry, okay. Okay, I'm sorry. I thought the second scene was goodood, maybe not as good. Wait, you're giving me those oice, David You're flat out immediately. How do you feel? Now that's as I was saying, a lot of emotions came up from me. What was popping up for you? A lot of confusion. That's notoundotion emotion. We all felt that. But I I did see the connection came through whichich was very nice. and I found that if we all If only all of our relationships had Oklahoma in common, then maybe there wouldn't be so much goddamn sadness in this world. And also every conversation we ever had was underscored by cats meowing Billy Eilish. I think that the world would be better, wouldn't it Absolutely. That ye. And can I just say though Your story was about. ations That's right And that's where we were going with that. When you said that you flew into the sewer? And you were covered in shit and piss and st. shit piss, cum, toilet paper? I don't think he mentioned cum. I really didn't We knew you had problems with your mom I could tell. We wanted to dive into that. That's so beautiful. That is something. That's something That is really something special. How do you feel? How do you feel U lighter Lighter A lot lighter, emotionally. You released it. Yeah, yeah, I feel like I've released all of it. Also physically, did you expel any liquids? tears come I'll have to check let me just let me check O. Yeah. I had a brief prec in the middle of it, but its it was so little that I didn't This is my story. Oh, how brie this Oh this is John Hamon. How cree and how brief? It was like probably three, four, or five seconds. So we teased it That's good. Yeah David had a small spurt. We had a small spurt just by by virtue of being next to me and I had a full release. Wow.ull release.ull release. But it was out of the back door. Okay. So I should probably get cleaned up. Yeah ye. And'm sorry. sorry. Claude in here to clean that up. Weookll get Claude in here. Clae can bring in some dude wipes. that would be great. Yeah know, we are running up on a break here, so I think all of us should probably clean up if that's okay. Itakes sense. You know. but can you guys stick around? Is that Absolutely? We still have to get to you the mostamage. Can I ask this because it feels like there's been some healing between these two podcasts I don't know that. I We're open to that. Yeah, and we are open to that. I'm not really open. We're open Before we go to break though, I really wanted more notes? No Did we cover what we really wanted to during this segment? And if we did, then let's go to the break. I feel like we did. Do you ever think Unfortunately, we don't have time to really unpack whether we did or did not. Sott just. Unfortunately, we do have to go to a break, but do you ever think about us? Do you ever think about us. When you're in your bed with your big headphones on and your big microphonees stuffed in your mouth, you're going to sleep. You gotta go to the bathroom, but you're too lazy to get your fat ass out of that water bed See you just piss right there all under your water bed. J just piss all over your. And he just falls right onto the ground. And you think, this isn't that bad. You know? I'm a sixty five year old man. This is fact I'm a sixty five year old man pissing on myself in bed becausecause I'm too lazy to get my fat ass out of my water bed And that's not that bad What's the question? Do I think about you then I lost tr. I'm sorry about it. No, I don't actually, but you know what I do think about? We do have to take a break. Okay. And I don't think about you at all. Yes, thank you, John. When we come back, we're gonna have more with Pete and Pissari, Peter and Pete Tson, More David Wayne M more, John Hamm, We willll be right back with more comedy Bang Bang after this Have you had to give a birthday gift recently or an anniversary gift or maybe just a gift to apologize for something like me Um And you want to make it personal, right? You don't want to just buy the first thing you see in a catalogue. You want to get something that says like, hey, I know you, I've met you I know what you like. It's hard. 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That's better HLP dot com slash bang bang Hey folks, it's Joel Kim Booster here and as you may know, we have been away for a few weeks now under construction. No longer are we just covering bad dates? We are now intimacy coordinator. You guys will not want to vit. We cover such things as by erasure, finding your perfect type. And has sex positivity gone too far? No matter what it is, you can expect the same amount of f Cedic chaos, this new iteration of the Pod is gonna to be amazing and I cannot wait to introduce into this new coordinator to all of Comedy bang bang, we're back. We have John Ham and David Wayne of Gail Daughtery and the celebrity sex pass Oing soon. Yeah out on Friday. And of course the Madmen in the eighties also do we want to talk about what happened on America's birthday the two hundred fifth Be Yeah I feel like it's right there. todayoday's July six and not Or is it too much? Is it the Sesquid centennial? S centennial? That's what it was on a couple of days ago. yeah. Sure. And I' tell you what I did is I was with my family and we went to see fireworks Okay yeah. I feel like every time you're with your family there's far. Tell me about it. She. Yeah Or maybe I mean I mean, it was so much happened. So much to unpack Yeah, a couple of days ago. obviously all of the all of the stuff, all of the things. Oh God the stuff. I just don't want to I don't want to give it short shrift, but I also we obviously want to acknowledge it so it doesn't sound like we're recording this way ahead of time. Yeah no, it happened. It definitely happened. It happened. We know what happened. We all were there. We all were there, and we're acknowledging it and saying, we saw it. you saw it. I think let's acknowledge it. But then for the rest of the time, let's just pretend we're back in mid April. We're in mid April. Yeah in a simpler time That's We all just paid our taxes. Yeah this wonderful repepublic that never lets us down. No we don't need to think about what happened Just two days ago, off course not We also have Peter and Pety Tson are here and Sotot. What's the most traumatic thing that's ever happened to you? Ever in your life? And I wantan to know includluding deaths of loved ones and don You can throw those in sure whatever works U mayaybe comedy bang Bang TV show being cancellled Wow. That's worse than someone dying. Yeah probably Its like a death. It's like mourn it like you guys have never made a TV version of your show. Sounds like it. Yeah. It's like a death. You gott to mourn it. You so sorry, Sky. It's been ten years for me. Still haven't gotten over. Ten years since it was cancellled. Wow. tenen years. That's really an open wound, and I can tell Start the music U No, Yeah, go ahead and press the music. No we have to get to our next guest. Scott, go ahead. Sine. I really don't I mean, I don't think that we have time to actually start m We'll make it a long while. Oh jeez. Oh brother. What' It's wrong, Scott You see down in the dumps. My show got canceled today Your show? You mean your podcast, Cedy Bang Bang? You don't even know that I had a TV show? Oh, the TV show version, that's right. This is part of the problem, I guess. Even my own wife didn't know I had a TV show. Shut the fuck up, you little bitch Wow What? I needed that. That's right, you did. I can go on without the show, right?? That's right.. I'm important. Down at your legs. You see those? Those are boot straps. It's hard to see it over this fat hog Go ahead and grab those bootstraps and I want you to pull them so hard. You see that? You picked yourself right back up. I'm gonna keep going with this comedy podcast. I'm gonna force jokes every day. Yeah Make people laugh. Okay, Scott 'Cause you weren't doing that on TV. you have to do it on audio Okay Hey Guess what? Why Someday, ten years from now. I'm going to change my podcast to a more dramatic format And you know what? You're gonna take two hosts with you And I'm gonna pay them just as much money Okay That's a deal. Hey, would' you make for dinner at ot hot bl of cold soup. Let's see I mean, Scott, H accurate of Kool opps personality The study Scott. Scott, did it help? I we get you there? I guess It honestly made me a little hungry for that hot cold soup, but it's a big bowl. The hot, hot cold soup? Yeah. I kinda do think that represents the metaphor, the yin yang of everything. It's a hot bowl of cold soup. You We need to get to our next gance, Davave, if that's all right Oh, I'm the one holding things up. Okay. He lookook, he's one of our favorite guests. I don't know that he's entering the thirteen timer club necessarily, but he's certainly been on two or three times before. You know him as a former member of the National football League as a player cururrently a coach in a different league, please welcome Coach Prime, Deon Sanders. Scott, let me ask you something. Yeah. Scott What wass the most traumatic thing you rem from? I think we actually we actually just covered No No because I got to know. I got to know it. Scott, what's the most traumatic thing? You have to tell me right now. What's the most traumatic thing you had? Well, you know, I probably having that TV show cancellled was really set me back. What was that comedy ban being the television production. That was on TV too. That was on TV. Oh man. Pit of music You know you know about the music? because that's I mean, I don't know that's a Oh wow. All right I said the scene. It's an airplane. Okay. And a white cat lady A baby's crying And so she threw that cat out the window. o? The cat gets picked up by an old cat grandmama lady. Okay. raaised to become a billionaire. Okay. G another cat lady comes back to find the other cat lady and say, I'm sorry that I threw you out the plane, got it twenty five years ago, okay And that cat lady say, I'm not looking for you. Okay, got it. I need dogs. Scott was going on to. I was setting the scene? I got lost on the rais to be a billionaire part. Yeah ye. Yeah, she got it out the mud. Okay. That cat lady got out the mud. And she took care of her cat grandma. Yeah, that's good to see. Yeah. Hey, Coach Pran, we're wonderful to have you back on the show. You've been on the show many times. you look for dogs I need do, guys. Yeah. It's almost time. Football season is almost here. That's right. We're in preseason now or No you're not even close. Okay, we're post preseason Post we're in preseason. Okay. post post season. Okay, got it. AKA to off season. Okayes, That's an easier way to say it. Now today I'm going to be describing AI videos. Oh Oh Sure. Okay, which ones of a butt Okay Now play the music. Okay. Okay. Now bearing in mind there is a two second delay before this act he knows he comes on our pod all the time. All the time. I'm a frequent guest. Now, there's an onion man Who's having a baby with a cucumber lady. Okay. But the baby don't come out looking like him. Okay The baby comes out looking like an eggplant. Now in AI world, that's represented as a black person. Okay. So now the onion man is upset. Okay. sllaps his cucumber wife. But then she a nurse down the hall hears about this. And a nurse is a big white cat Okay And he comes and saves her raises the little baby. But then twenty five years they raised the baby to a billionaire. Okay, o. And then he comes back The onion man comes back saying, I missed you, kid. I missed you son. Got it. And that son don't want that onion daddy any no moreore, right? All right, you cut it off.re these is this like parables or a story Is AI videos that you've seen Yeah You got to think about it, David. No, I do. And by the way, I have not been here at the same time you but I'm a fan and I' glad to meet you in person. Are you a dog? Are you a dog? becausecause I know you dog. No, I a quarterback at Colorado University this year. Yeah David, what position? Oh, hold on, No can't hear you. Hold on. John, Oh yeah, I I turned your mic down I've been doing I should't just I's just playing on disrespect from Wow Theyre just play This is a different setup than I'm used to. I've been known to be a tight end from time to time. tight end David Yeah. David. Now what were you to say? I I was going to ask David what position he played when he played football because I know he played. Yeah, you played for several years for Notre Dame, right? Yeah, but I was always on the championship teams. Oh, okay, so it's different thing That's different. You got another chance, Scott. P you call it as you call it Notradamas. Y have Notre Dame. what do you call it when there's a hunch back there and what do you call it when there's a football players? I was on the team where we were predicting all the things that would happen in the future Notradamas, but I think that understandable Well, I was on that team though. we were all doing I was helping You know, he delegated some of the lesser predictions to Yeah, did you ever predict you would be on a podcast talking about a video? That was the main prediction. I was gonna say. That was the main prediction. It was the main one. But the msic gu. Oh, okay. Let's see, let make sure everything's turned up. There we go. All right. It' David Wayne, but he's an onion Okay, in in hospital with his wife Wh is also another a's let's say his wife this time is a is another type of vestival. Okay I don't forot most of them Carrot. A cararrot The wife is a kid st some there. We're a zucchini. That could be fun. Let's go with The wife is a care, but the baby comes out as a zucchini Oh man. But that ain't David Wit is thatin't So he's mad as hell. So he throws a baby out the window of the hospital God Oh Jeeesus.'s caught by a grandma, sure, who's a big black cat. Okay Now she raised that baby up to become a billion. if're a billionaire. But David Wayne want some of that money. 'cause David Wayne got the wr right movies. And that money can help fund the movies, you know what I mean? Got it. And so he says, all right, I'm your real daddy I'm on you David Wayne. And the baby say, I don't need you. But I have seen your films. I enjoy them Now you go ahead and turn it out. I'm just curious. I do have a question about the AI videos. When it's an onion in a carrot normally, what is the baby normally gonna be? should beither yeah, Sckash. Yeah, it should be suckcatash.'ckash corn comes. So it's multiple things It's a cooked dish. Yeah, yeah. it's corn frustrate. That's what they always say this baby is fully cooked Ready to come out. That's they say about nine months. You'll learn that later.. Yeah, I can't imagine what that would be like. Congratulations to our friends out there, by the way. Yeah They're doing so good. You Do so good U what got you so interested in AI videos? Nocri. Here's what got me interested in AI videos. Yeah. because you got to understand, you're not thinking about the future. Okay. AI is important. AI is going to be in every home and auto. In the future. Right What about football? Is AI going to be part of football? We got a couple AI players this year You don't say really? Like the Tilly Norwoods of the football. Till no Grock came out. Oh really. Rck Grock's playing these R Rob Grockkowski. Rob Grockkowsky is the name. He played titan. That's why I say we can't. We already got that. I have a buddy told me that they're going to start putting AI in laptop computers. Yes or no Yes wow. All the laptop computers don goingt have AI in it's got. Oh you got to be this fuck I've seen everything. This podcast is gonna to be a This podcast gonna be a yeah. I don't know that I mind that quite honestly. You becausecause you got to pay nobody? I don't see I' doing. You w't have to That's already the case.. We already get laid out from Cy May. But he makes us come in and record a series of words Do you mind recording this entire dictionary for good surprise for l? All right, I just do two. Aard b. Arard Vergenzylophone.'s try to figure it outress. If can't get it from that, you ain't gonna get it J going backwards, Madmen itself was a series of words in many ways. Okay No, can I ask you your question? Can I change the the worst thing that's ever happened to me? Mrs. Downham, I got a question for you, Coach Why was the men so mad Well, it's an interesting. it's a great question. and it's one that's never come up. It's never come up, but boy, it's the answer is quite simple. mister Hamm would prefer to talk about his newer show. is that your friends and neighbors. Okay Why are they so mad in mad? so now that one they are they are a little cranky, mostly because they lost their job. But in Madmen they weren' they weren't exactly mad. Okay they might have been a little perturbed. They might have been a little upset. Yeah. but I would never go so far to say mad. I don't know. I saw this one scene where one of the characters, I forgot who I was shouted something like That's what the money is for. that Now at that point he was He was was angry. Okay. Oh, he's angry, but not mad. But he calmed down and then and that's that's where The spinoff started a show called angry Bys. Angry boys. That's where that came that's where the game angry birds And angry birds came out of angry boys. So now this is gets back into AI because those birds They were so mad at pigs. Yes. And you go, what's what is the natural animosity between these two seemingly disparate species? Sure, they usually don't pay any attention to each other. just they're just angry. They' just an becausecause the bds wanted some of that bag bacon. I could't get to it. So the skin knocked out and they had a knockd down knock them out. The skin was too tough. Yeah, but I had back bakon. When you see Angry Birds, do you get any ideas for like calling plays based on it, you know? I mean why would you think that I look at the game I look at all the plays it looks like pl bird and Yeah and I just think this looks like angry birds. Well there are some some pl some plays you want the big bird that crashes through the middle.. Some plays you want to drop a bird that drops a bomb like maybe King Lar Now what are we talking about? Bll. I don't know P on him, you got to come out and talk to my boys. I need you to come out and talk to boys I need dogs. And you can bring the dog out of these boys. Yeah. I'd love to. I'd love to get out. You're still Colorado, right? Yes. Theyill at Colorado. I need dogs. And your son is no longer playing for you. No, he plays with the Cleveland Browns. Okay, and what was he in the draft? what round? Fifth Fifth round. Okay, feel like you're making fun of him. No. Hey, hey correct me if I'm wrong That's where Tom Brady went. Tom Brady w the six It's also my homet. So you're saying Sor better than Tom Brady. I am saying that. Absolutely. Tell me something, do you kiss your son the way that Tom Brady kisses his? All over his goddamn face Wait, you kissed Tom Brady that way or your son that way? My son. Oh okay. How do you kiss Tom Brady? I played the music. Here we go. Now when I kiss Tom Brady I look at him in his eyes And what I do is I walk over to my record play and I put on a little shaboozy. Okay. By the way, it would it surprise you to learn that I've learned who he is since your first appearance? Sign out Sabuzi,? Yeah. S out Saboozi. You got to love Shabuzi. You turn it on. and I' say, Tom get on over here. Put some of this vaseline on your lips. Be we about to get down. Now you can go ahead and turn it on. Thank you. Are you in fact, tipsy when this happenens Everybody in the club getting tips. That's fair. That's fair. Everybody in the bar getting tips. Now what are your plans for this season? Because I mean, obviously it's a rebuilding year. Rebuilding year We got a lot we didn't have a lot of players come in and we didn't a lot of players go. And that happens in college is not everyone just stick got that NIL. All the players want to get paid now. Yes. You know what I mean? Yeah Name im and likeless, right? Name imag and likeless. You get it Johnn. Now does AI help with with rebuilding It does Because what you do is you put a Jet GPT, say, Jet, I need dogs And they just give you a list. It just spits out dogs. Yeah now, because itin't smart enough you have to give you ext act football players. Oh it's know what' talking about Have you tried Have you tried typing in DAWGS? because that might give you a lot of a lot of players. Now John H you don't you get disay for me? Well You know you know I type it in DAWGS Fair enough fair enoughatter of I'tAWG Z That's even better. But unfortunately, it still is spittning out things like Airbud and b all that tuff. Airbud, goolden retetriever. Yeah. Oh wide retriever. Wide retetriever. Wide retriver Gold the retriiver.'s Golden Retriever for. That might be a strange movie title. Airbud, Golden Retriever. DAWGZ Yes, That's right. So you no elses got Z in it. What's that Sabui. Shout outabbz. Shout out Sabbzi Sing with his own, Scott. Everybody bargaince right. Yeah. I learned who he is.. Sing another one, Scott. U Oh. Also the word Maazizee has a Z. Mazizee definitely ye, Maaze. They call it corn. Y.ot that that does not have a Z, that version of it. It does. abbsolutely does. Yes it got e ick you. That's right. It also has the M and the A and the E. and the E What a wonderful word to have so many vowels. What a wonder Frankie, Beverly and Maayse was a band with a lot of coordinates it. That's right, yeah And laugh because thed the word ocean also has a lot of vowel vowels. It really does. So does Asai. Now let me ask you let me bid you a doue. And I see that is always my first word on word wordle, Yeah, What is always your first word on wordle, Daveid Way U swastika. Way too many. It would. It rarely Shorten it though in your own way. No, I tried to type it in any time and it never takes it swasta I think it's ' they're too awke. Yeah. New York Times hass one thing can say about ' them, right? Yeah. You were devastated about New York Times. I don't read that, miss. It's a failing rag, you know M the gray lady. So do you have any plans though of what how you're going to get new players? Yeah? How's the rebuild going? Okay, so here's what's going to happen. Yeah. I'm have I'm going show y'alls movie to. I'm going say I know those guys. Pick any one of them I'm gonna show one of the movies, o Yeah, yeah. I guess I mean any of the actors you get like if you had to pick any of these He's going to show the new movie, Gaail Daughty and the celebrity sex passass opening this Friday. Im so. Okay And alm, you see this movie You see what David Wayne did He picked a cast full of dogs. Hm And ony dooughes and wang Bin w, dog. Dog, Total dog Ken Marino. Kimaro, they have do. John Slattery. Jhn Slattery, Dag has have do Everyone else? Play the music g. Okay. here we go You got to understand this Now, Scott I know everybody knows this, but I don't need no cats on this team.. You're not D w Woof woof woofoof Wf woof wf wff Woof waf wff Wf Wf wf wf Wf! I need dogs. Start off, Sy, you cut that up Yeah ye re you playing that too much? I know that we've said this before, but work. Peter and I Peter and I would love to audition for the team. I'd love Yeah. Yeah. I can want to audition for the team? We want any they call audition. Well, sometimes they call tryouts. But you know, when you get to essentially essentally They an offer only in football or they offer only people in football. Well you know when you get the type of people like like David Wayne showed he don't like he arriv for the reason you don't like. you get the theyli like theud. I said I didn't like it I just said I heard something about it that might have been giving me pause. That's all Pa Pause like a dog Pause. Pause, miss me with that All right, well, a'lludition it. The floor is yours. So you're giving us these scripts. I'm sure you got the sides already in your emails. Play the music. Okay Whatch going I have to do on this show. Turning down John. Everything else. Yeah. What are you doing here after hours wantant to talk to you about my game. We really liked what you did on the field today I was doing all my back spins and my flips. You did a lot of back spins. You did a tremendous amount of flips. I'd like to go hard for the team. Well. We have one question for you before we can sign in. What's that How big of a dog are you you? Who us We're hing Sorry, I had something in my throat. No it's okay, it was perfect You fresh off the shower. What the hell are I do in my office? Oh Hey, c. Yes, I am buttonneaked. Hold God, lookook at that hog Oh yeah, I can barely see my legs for it. It's like a kickstand. He's just propped up. Yeah, watchatch this, D't don't d, don't don't don't don. He's leaning over. like backle. I you. Coach, are you okay? Bing has wheels. John H's here. Wow. I guess I am too. We're all here. No. I've finally got the dogs I need. And David is here. He just trans got a transfer boort of from Notre Dame Well, we better all put our pants back on guys because we got a game to win. We got a game. I need dogs. O shot out Sabuzi on three, one, two, three D don down yout turn that was guys. All right. Theyt mess up. So who made it Who made the D? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, we were all in the audition, all five of us. E made D. Everybody may the rehearsals on Monday. Team rehearsals. teeam rehearsals on Monday. Youre gonna take off the floor? dimensions. I have a thing till ten. Can I be there a little late? Yeah. I need dolls, man. What do you have? David, what's going on? What is it? I have shock therapy Shock therapy. Yeah. And I have a heart out at ten sixteen. Oh I see, that's crazy now. Yeah. We can get some of your stuff done, but make sure y'all come off playlaybook. Okay. ye. Oh I'm getting in my email here Scott, I want to start a new podcasts on your network. C off playbook. Off playbook. You makeaking songs by football. Okay, honestly, it's not the worst idea. I youre gonna make me do twenty episodes. make you. Hey, Well we got you got twenty six teams, right? So Oh, you got thirty two teams we should Maybe I should make up onece thirty two episodes. This is a five oneteen. Then I make one song per team. Let me know when you're gonna do one about the Chargers. San Diego. Super Chargers. You ever heard that? That's a song that already exists. I presume. Yeah, playl it on YouTube. Oh, All right, I hope you love ads You know', you still don't pay for guy, you m make all damn money. you don't pay for free YouTube San Diego Charger' song? Is that how I would look at it? San Diego Super Charger is nineteen seventy nine. All right, here we go Oh, no ad on that. I guess they haven't figured out how to monetize it. That is. Deeply sevventies Wow. Now Davw, what do you think about this I love it. I was remembering me growing up in Cleveland. There was a great song about Super Joe Charbonau O Where? He was the the quarterback Wow. There you go. Soth Soth' women singing. Hllano. Probably three degrees. Now play the LA Rams one. Is that a Rams one? What's that one? It's called Rammit. Oh Youan a Rammit from the eighties U veryy diff let's ram it. Yep, ram it, you see. If you your ram it just rightice, you can ram it all night. Whoa This is very different If you ram it just right, you can ram it all night. Now play Sil in Black attack. The r is. Okay Sir. It feels like a lot of your work has been done for you already on this podcast. Who me? I'll say it enough. Okay, that's starting with an NFL eighty six halftime With Bob Coston. No, that's taking too long. You got two dollars. Coach, did you ever come out with this song? 'ause I remember youah, a burgeoning ro must be the money. Must be the money? Okay, M be the money. Karaoke style. There we go. All right, here we go And this is all we got made with MC haammer. There you are, boy, you look so young and sound great. You sound great. One earring on, you look like a genie? Now'aring two in the same ear. Looking in the mirror You you remember this Scott? No. Who was you doing when this came out? nineteen ninety three. ninety three? Probably getting pussy. Oh toooo busy for this. I bet you was playing this to get it. You pull up in a club? Scott pulled up in his ultimate playing this. Oh, I couldn't afford an ultimate. I remember when I first got to Hollywood in ' ninety three, go to the singles bars ott Oerman there just trailing up all the pussy. trailing it up, leaving her trail like a snail. Dgusted Hey. That was me back then no said all that. He was leaving the trail. He would leaving the trail. They would drive the bus. Oh he should have that looked at. It was a ninety slang that meant like soopping it up Well, Coast Rrime a lot of roade me. a lot of ruby. My dear friend. Coast Rrime, it's so wonderful to have you here with us. It's good to be back. Yeah, it truly is. You need to check in with us more often becausecause I honestly, I don't keep track of the scores. I don't know how your team did over the last few years. You don't look at the scores Good. Now our record. You don't look at the scores. Yeah, That's all I want.s score. I'll figure out your record myself. You got to liftrom the scores. You gott to lift the scot. Why are we screwing around? Let's just ask right now, Coach Prime, will you come back and see us again sometime? Absolutely, I'll go back. right. All right. Wow, That was really good.. Thank you, David. I' go for it. I was too scared to say. I appreciate it. We got David Wayneon as our star. I wanted to makeic season. That's right. We got John Hamm is starting Tail back. That's right We got Pety and Peter. T ensemble twow golden retrivers.re chor We're in the ch here getting' two golden retrivers. Wh retrivers. Well guys, we are running out of time. Unfortunately, we only have time for one final feature. That is of course, a little thing called plug. A, the perfect length. eightight seconds That was dum dumb malice by sixty two with the X capapital. sixty two. Thank you so much If you have a plugs theme, head over to cbbworldot dot com slash plugs. What do we plug in obbviously John and David Gayle Dawghty in the celebrity sex p pass coming out this Friday att a theater near you. July. July tenth It's not coming out july tenth tenth This is Friday the july tenth And we know that because it is theater near you. Today. Today is the sixth. And we J six. Yeah, J six N ever I have another little thing to promote though, which is in a couple of wee pas. Oh doesn't need it. getenty of It's got its own agent. 'acause it's so big. and I get so much sex Oh In a couple of weeks, you know, I have this band, middle aged Dad jam band with Ken Marino. It's a super fun night and we're doing our summer tour that we are celebrating the twenty fifetth anniversary of Wet How American suummer, which is also coming out and again in theaters this year. Amazing. But we're going to be in Rhobith on july twenty second and then we're going to Amag Ganset and Irving Plaza, New York City and Rhode Island and Waterville Maine That week so you got to come to F fun till the dad band takes the Tbert away. That's right. You do a lot of Beach boy song We If you come, we will harmonize the beach booy. We really? In perfect harmony. If you come If you come to one of those cities to one of those cities. What were the cities you were mentioning? Ammag Gan. Amag Ganet, New York City, Resterly Rhode Island, Waterville Maine which is where Whet H How American suummer takes place. Y got to be Cokeoma Yeah, you would think you would done Cokeomo. Do it. If you did Cokeomo, do you think John Stamlles would come up and drum with you? It has happened. It's already happens. I didn't Okay. now I gave it away. Buried the lead. Oh my gosh. this is amazing. more of those things could happen middle happen to go see the Middle A aged deadand. Now that being said John Stamos is in our movie They Came togetherogher, I believe I think you're right.. byy our movie, you mean you and me. cor together. I think of it that I saw it and you made it. Yeah, but that's a collaboration. collaboration between you audience. between audience and creator. guy was not askking the edit. not wasn't even too busy. I would have gladly love that. I think you're a little way busy around that time