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All episodes now streaming on Hulu. Conan O'Brien needs a fan. Wanna talk to Conan? Visit teamcoococo dot com slash call Conan. Okay, let's get started Hello and welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs friend, Gang. Good to see you. Normally we do a fan episode. in this slot But not the case today This is a follow up episode This is Th. off the gummies, Sala Yes. Now this all began a while ago when we were talking about gummies And one thing led to another and Sony, you got me some gummies And someone correct me if I'm wrong, but this company Camino Yeah. That's where you got the gummies. You gave me some. You guys were asking me, would you try some I've been very hesitant I've done small bites of the sleep one which seems to be good. Okay. That's fine. I've done very little of it. and I'm a big guy, so I'm probably not doing nearly enough They sent some other ones, which I haven't really experimented with. Yeah be honest with you because my mind is a very strange place anyway Yeah. and I've never been anxious to U enhance that in any way. but Shing arrived today. so did. Oh, yes, it did. So my whole point for bringing this up was so that they would send us some free stuff And this has been your plploy since the beginning. That's all I wanted. Yeah. I mean, to be honest, I don't care if you do it. but I just I was gonna say you seem really concerned about me. No, yeah. you don't care. I really I mentioned the brand and then they messaged me on Instagram, which I missed. and thanks to David Hopping, he's like, I think they message you. you have to check it. And then They said they wanted to send us stuff. My new best friend, Melissa came by from Camino and gave She came by personally? She came by personally To your house or? No, no here Yeah, they were in the office. Who's Melissa? Melissa, she works in marketing at Camino remember. I do. Okay I do. And then she they sent her Oh my God. What this way mass it? with the Yeti C Cooler. Melissa Waitait Wait a minute. What if there's just like a spleen in there? It It does look like there's it does look like there's a major organ in there. Yes Oh Oh my gosh It is a gigantic like cooler that they sent. and you think oh, maybe there's a few. There's like Oh theres Oh my go. Anenny in here I can't tell you how just what? Come out in the middle right here. I just hold on everyone. This is why Sona got This is like raag Duck with all his gold coins, but just some It has this is incredible. It's unbelievable. The hall is unbelievable. They sent the minint I love Why you all the things I love? Y that's a microphone. Okay. That's a microphone and you are shouting into it I'm just I think that I'm not the only one who's excited. You should have seen Yeti zipper lubricant. What? I have one of these coolers that does come with a You idiot. Just take the lubricant for that. I just take a bite out of the yet. I just took a bite out of the zipper lubricant. That'll get you so hired. I have a question. C we Oh this came in this came too Oh my God, look at this There's personalized? Yes. They sent They sent a personalized one for me It should hold up, I guess It's social, what social meanans It's name All of them have like different purposes. there's sleep And what would social do? Social doesn't like make you zone out so that you could go to like a social event. This is what Melissa told me. And then you can actually have conversations with people and you just feel good You don't get a paranoidia? No. And then there's a note from Christie, who is the co founder and president. And this, I mean, we're at the very top It's just such an I mean and everybody at the office is really excited about this. Yeah. You want here to take that one? You know what's that one? They have a sense of humor They did send me This Conan's guide to his first edible. D you see this What? Yeah. It looks like a little religious pamphlet. Yeah, yeah It's like, you know So you want to masturbate. Well, and then It's a booklet that I got at the library Tin has your face on it. They actually Yeah they face on it. L the tin has my face on it. This is the same face they used on the booklet, so you want to masturbate. To deter you from masturbating Yeah. This one is social, so social would do what for me? It would help me. Well I think sheould I try one Now. Yeah No, o, no, says this is it's half it's two milligrams. Yeah, it's very, very you're not gonna to feel anything. So it's the most amount of edibles I've ever seen. This is incredible haul. Sona, how much of this are you going to keep yourself and how much are you going to share? Be honest. I'm going keep all of it. No, I'm kidding. I'm kdy. I'm.m I'm going to share. Everybody's really excited Okay. You're going to share this with everyone. I do want to stress this is not an ad Right. We're not getting paid anything This happened organically. You are a terrible person, Sona. And you went out of your way to mention this this this gummy and got some and Then I started talking about it and now we're flooded with gummies. I still don't know what my personal journey' going to be. Okay. I know I'm acting like it's a big deal, but I don't know. I want to be responsible I'm an old square. Let's face it, but u I'm I do thank Camino for being so generous and I know that Everyone on our staff is going to be, uh Flying high. I'm taking one of each. Are you really? Yeah You know. Now what's gonna happen at your house? W your wife, you take a journey together? Is that what's gonna happen? She's a little bit more She ssays Oh my God. gotta say you actacting like they're gonna do like Ayahuasa. It's not like Pyote. It's not like aquest. In my mind, it is like Ayahuasca And I see like hey, it's time for some Pineapple Abanero journey we're going to take and then you're going see A Native American chief. Oh my He's going to lead you down a volcano You're gonna ride a dragon? In my mind, I know. I'm old school I' not even old school though. That's just like wrong. Wait, did you like watch Refer Madness once and you were like, oh, I never know. I look, a lot of this comes from my culture. A lot of it comes from, you know, my parents, the way I grew up He watch Tree for Madisent. They're being a little lenient Yeah U I still I have a couple of times when I've really felt like taking a walk on the wildside. I I have I have wandered around Cke. Yeah No. I've wandered around some pretty dicey neighborhood and said Rifa. Riffa anyone? Rifa Did your parents like have like a conversation with you about it? No. Okay. My parents and I never spoke. There's a lot of kids. I think on they saw me in the hall and they were like, you know, how you doing there, bud No no, you never got a sex or drug talk at all Of course no not even No sex, forget that. No one's talked about it. I haven't talked about it with my brothers. I don't think any of us have had sex I don't know how these kids showed up. I didn't I'm older, but I got to talk but I didn't get like any usable information. R what I mean? Yeah. Okay, I want to ask you guys something Just looking at these, Camino has suggested social for me, which yeah, I really need help with my social skills. Hello P FX is the Bear, the Emmy Award winning series returns for its final season. With no money, the threat of a sail and a torrential storm in their way, the team bands together to achieve One last service Can they finally earn that coveted Michelin star FX is The Bear, the final season. All episodes now streaming on Hulu You know what? Yeah, I need lots of data to run this business. You're big data guy. I am. 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Find support with Better Help, sign up and get ten percent off at betterhelp dot com slash Conan Better HELP d. com slash Cona But anyway, which one Sona, I'll ask you first and you two girly,' that's which one of these uplifting bliss I'm going to take sleep out of the conversation because that's very specific Um wouldould you think would be balance, which is the one that I should be taking This is when I can take to like Disneyland engy Oh yeah. that makes me that makes me go. And when you say energy, you're justre you're up, youre I'm just like smiling. I'm in a good place. I want to go on the Winnie the Poo ride. I mean that one's It's good. That one. people, whoever worked at Disney so you have again, you you either shout into a mic or whisper. But either way, your voice is being recorded. is this like an assessment of my performance? is I don't like it. I think that there's whoever worked at Disney. Yeah They must have done so much acid. imaginears? Yeah, notot even this, like acid. Yeah. 'ause some of those rides don't make. Remember journeying into inner space what used to be there before Star tours? No. Oh boy, do I? Drug trip. What are you talking about? What do you mean? No. It was sponsored by Monsanto. Wasn't it really nice? No. And you go into like molecules and it's all a drug trip with just projected bouncing handlees. Wait min. We don't no offense to Camino, but we don't need any of this. We can go to Disneyland. Yeah, we can. And have the same experience Oh, but it's better. Yeah. What better when you're on this and at Disneyland. Have you gone to Disneyland H? Yes. Yeah. I talked about about when they sa podcast.u Let me listen to her when she's on the podcast and we're recording it. Okay I had a whole thing where I tried to smuggle in a whole thing of edibles and then it was like this. I didn't even try to hide it. And They're like, you can't do that You should have made like a wheelchair out of gummies. instead like I sprain my ankle and I so I can't walk today. I heard the mechanic and it's like when you turn the wheels becausecause it's just and it's saggy and in the sun, it's starting to melt. I think she I they know like, excuse me, ma'am. whyy are you chewing on whyy are you chewing on the foot rest of your of your wheelchair. Yeah. And I get to go to the front of every line. Yeah, You get to the front of the line and you're high as a kite. Yeah, P people who have actual disabilities won't be offended. So social and then energy. You're gonna be fine. You're gonna be fine. But you know what I love that you're stacking it like like a dealer. Can I tell you why? First of all, you're messing it up. I'm doing this because I know people are going to come in and I want them to be able to choose by type. I think people should have to go to you and you tell them which one you get. Do a personality qu. Yes. I think you should I don't think you should just lay them out on a table and people grab them. So I think you should sit there and people come up and you're like, hh Ruthie. Yeah You don't need uplifting because you're very uplifting already I think you need recover. And I should charge everybody. Yeah, well do you Okay, what do you you go? makeake some money. Pcribe me which one I should take. Okay sleep we know, fifty dollars Chill I want him to pay me fifty dollars for these free edible that I got pay you in Morocco. I think you really need to try Chill. I definitely think you need to try the really low dosage one. I think you know what? workk your way up and then we'll get to like Cyote or Ayahuasa. Maybe we'll work our way up to that you need a shaman. you need somebody If you get nervous four weeks from now, I am wearing a full headdress. I'm like I'm just out of it. You know what I mean?' stoner. I'm just toottal stoner. I'm twirling. or you've had like a spiritual awakening and you have a third eye and you just would become this, like you said, a shamaner with a headdress or something. That'd be amazing. Yeah. Or what if it actually helps you and chills you out a little bit What if I go to Burning Man at the end they burn me? Then we all win. Like he's tall. He's sort of stick like Let's burn them up and I'm like whatever. I don't know. Have you guys evert? Have you ever gone to burning manen? God no Kinda would. I don't think you would. You're the one that would go to B. I would.. Yeah. I have friends who have gone and they've done. Why do you care just whispering. I don't know me. Oh I. I don't know if we've ever been to Mc I guess I don't know if you' ever been to McDonald's but they have shakes.. Yeah, we know shakes. I don't know. Sometimes I get nervous if the things that I'm saying are allowed to be I'd go to is it because of like the building stuff and everything? or What? Yes. That's where all engineers gather. Well there is like engineer to hammer. Go to Burning man. Everyone has a misunderstanding I don't know anything and I know that that's not what Burning M is like engineering projects. you also you create communities. And I think you would be like the guy who had all the random stuff nobody else thought of Coachella, Burningman, nothing against either of these, but any place where thousands of people go on one road to get there and out gives me so much anxiety. because all I can think of is like Mad Max f.. But you know what? in the second Mad Max movie, you know that weird gyrocopter Yeah that that guy has. Yeah. I would go to Beringman if I had access to one of those. Yeah and the same goofy leather helmet that he wore. And when things started to go south, I could go like, see you later gang. Yeah in the air It's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. I'll get you one of those. Okay. I'll go with you. Those can't be that expensive. T close guys by. right here. Yeah. So you think I should do energy or chill. No, you think I should do chill. Not energy. I shouldould do the one with your face on it Yeah, but I don't know why I haveve energy. No, energy's the last one, I think. I don't. I think you need chill. here, takeake that one Noade No shade to Camino, but when I've bought marijuana, sometimes it's named after different things like marijuana. When purchase wem sorry when I bought weed, like I bought a cool John Wick weed and I bought a white walker from Game of Thrones weed. I mean, they could upload name That's just the names That's the name of it. but it makes you know, I'm like, oh, I want to get some Johnick This is all energy, you know what? sleep and say that