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That's probably a sign of insanity But I think we just have to accept it for now Um I know that my beard comes in reedder than my hair. Oh. Yeah,'s it's more aggressively like copper No idea what that is Below the waist? U oh blonde. Oh blond. It's like it's like fiber optic. It's just like see through. you know what I mean? And also it changes know what it'sish that's so deep down. Yeah, you can kind of you know what? it changes colors like the sphere A lot of rock bands want to perform down there. Anyway, let's move on. Zach It says here and I have notes on you. Oh, I've got an old dossier on you, Zach that you are the really He of animation for Zach D Films. Is that right That's right, different Zack. but yes. Okaykay. That's right right.atter conquering the world together. And you guys are very successful. It says you have twenty seven million followers and you've done You're animator of over seventy shorts, Is that correct personersally animated seventy shorts for the channel before I moved into my current position. Yeah. That's so cool. That's I mean, first of all, I I'm a long fan of animation raised on the very best of the Warner Brothers C cartoons, the classics Wored on the Simpsons. So I've always I've always loved animation and admire what you people do. I really do. What do you love about it I love that It sort of brings the P you can do anything anythingything can happen. And so Whether it's Ren and Stimpy or classic rooadrunner Bug's Bunny, and so many of the great animated shows today, anything can happen that's in your imagination and it can really get perverse, which is my true joy. one hundred percent. And I know that you would love that because you're basically a cartoon yourself. You know what? Thankk you for saying that I've often thought I'm a cartoon character. Yeah. My motions are exaggerated. My hair is a ridiculous cupcake. I act like woody Woodpecker. Yeah. And yeah. I like olive oil.. Pardon me? Nothing. What was that? Nothing. Okay. Yeah. Listen, I heard what you said and I don't disagree. Popeye before the spinach No, no. even better. Yeah. Yeah. A band of popbite before the spinach. Yeah and olive oil. Okay, so that's all to be admired, Zach, that you have these amazing skills. And I'm glad you think of me as a cartoon character. Please turn me into one because there has yet to be a successful Conan animated short. And I think that's your territory, Zach. You could do it Well, it's so funny you bring this up and I feel like the producers are going hate me because we just talked about this, but I did do a little animation for you and I was gonna to email it to somebody. but I gotta tell you, here's the thing I can say it' matter. What's the matter? The problem is the m Do doesn't' great. He's a great animator. and yeah, he w. What's the problem? Why The problem is the great animation takes time and I only had like two days to put it together. So I did it. I I did it for Conan Yeah. for Why can't we look at it? I'll send it Well, I want to send it to you, but I don't know if I want the world to see it, You know what I mean? It's got a on it, you know, Is it it is it of a sexual nature? I mean some could interpret it as such. Okay. Okay. Well No it's it's f. It's just you you know what we will not share for You know, we won't share it with the world. if you send it to me and then it accidentally gets online and it's attached as Zach D films and people rate your work based on that, That's just who can help that? That's something that we can help You see my conundrum. I lead it to your Connandum talented artists. sorry. a little self obsessed are we cutting this soon? Are we ending this? Oh, no, no, no, no. Y career is over, but my interview with you will continue. Oh look there's couple there's some weaponry on the wall behind you. Not only that, but there's dedicated lighting for weaponry. Yeah. I know. I had to be all extra about that. That's okay. We have someone in studio who also likes to buy Medieval weapons online And then sort of charge them back to the show. His name's Aaron Blair and he's currently being investigated by the Internal Revenue Service al along with his mother. When when I thank you for the introduction. When I previewed Zach, the first thing I asked was about the sword and ask and the last thing you asked we talked about like half an hour. But I was asking about the swords and they are they're the same sword, right? Zach It's the sames yees. So it is a replica of Aragorn's sword andrist which was ref forged Narciss. Oh hisn and herers. Y. So so they are both this story is I have like an eight foot one behind the computer And it didn't have a sheath. So I bought a cheap knocko for the sheath, but the sheath is too small and they sent me you can just now I have. Are you bled? I've never se Cie so angry. Thanks Sa No, I mean, hey, this is a problem we all confront. You buy an Aragon sword It's too large. The sheath is gone. You need to find the sheath. You buy a knockoff. That sheath is too small. Then you've got two Aragon swords. Th you think I needed a third one because it's got to be his and hers and then I get two tinier versions of the same Aragon sword I wish nothing but ill upon you, sir. I hope a plague of locust fly up your ass. You can wish whatever you want. I have free sorts Now Remarkably, you have a fiancee. Believe it or not, I do. Her name, it says herer name is Ash. Is that right That's right. Tell us about Ash. and is she okay with you having this sorts of arragon? Is she cool with it? She was just bummed because she was going to buy me one and then it seemed egregious at that point. So yeah think found you found the right person for every Mickey, there's a mini and you found someone Wh was reaching for the same Aragon sword as you Connel Busters, Celust shop of bullhittery No I do want to talk about Ash because she is amazing. Let's talk about As beautiful woman. I mean she's incredibly talented. She's a singer, she's an actor. She's a writer. We met working at a regional theater together both writing sketch comedy. Oh greatforming That's lovely. So she's the love contract soulmate by every definition of the word.. I'm very happy for you, Zach. Thank you. Is this correct? She's kind of into mysticism. Let's elaborate on that. Tell us about Ash. She's a spiritual person. you know, has warmed me up a bit to the idea, warmed this cold heart to you know, accept there may be something bigger than ourselves out there. Yes, your sword. She's Aing long. Yes. It's hanging behind your fucking computer What's your obsession with this one? I don't know. I just can't forget about your big sword. your eight foot raw dog. All right, take it easy. She has a very close relationship to the moon And you're not jealous about? No, how do you get that? talk about this? she's into the moon. What do you mean she's into the mooon I mean she u, you know Abs and flows like the Tiants with. I mean she's connected like I think a lot of spiritual people are maybe they don't No say she's a werewolf. Yeah. No, but you know, what's interesting This is interesting is that You could say it's not crazy to think the moon would have a significance on our lives because we are made of water and we all know that the moon controls the tides, affects the tides and is responsible for them. So Is it possible then that the moon would have significance in our moods? and our destinies No. It's not possible. Typically it is counted. So mind shut. Getting a good deal is kind of a big deal Would you agree, Sona? Such a big deal. Yeah. 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Do you consult the moon? Do you let the moon guide your actions? Well, I actually I proposed underneath a super blood Mon lunar eclipse. Oh whoa. Uh, okay you knew what date that was happening. you had to propose Did you try to, I mean, how does that work? Do you you have to wait at night because you want the moon to be out, right? Yeah. So I, you know, I told her, Hey, what about, you know, in a week and three days we have our regularly scheduled nighttime picnics, you know, like we have never done before.. And she was like,, okay, weird witer. And then of course, after I proposed and she said yes, she told me that she actually had it marked on her calendar expect proposal this day, She is a witch. Can't couldouldn't you have done a better job of surprising her I mean, no, I could have tried. You know what you do No You wa you make sure you're in the house at the moment and then you yell fire And she has to go outside, right Oh, that's good. That. you need me in your Where would you Where were you when I was planning this? I fear the moon. I can get I am so pale I can get a moon burn. My dermatologist just said avoid day and night U Okay, so you and Ash, what are your plans for the future? Do you have the same values? Do you have the same fears I mean, I I I think we have values and fears that align You know, we both value a lot of the same things like being a good person and good putting positivity out into the world. You know, I think that the energy you put out is very similar to the energy that you attract, whether that is spiritualism or psychology. I think it's all the same thing really. both try to live our lives, recognizing that the day that we have today is the good old days. reallyally trying to appreciate what we have now before we're old, like some people. And wait a minute. Wking back. What What? Oh. Okay now Is this true? you You don't want to get too old? Is that It sounds like you don't you guys don't want to get too old. You want to stay young and then call it quits at what age? What age do you think you'd like to go out at? I have the benefit of being a young man. so I have often joked that I would, you know, if I could go out at seventy five, I think seventy five is enough life lived. No what do yout know that to live much longer than I mean, just a burden to the people of. This is name Drop E, but I had the great privilege of getting to introduce the Rolling Stones a couple of days ago at this big event And I believe Mick Jagger is eighty two. That guy's having the time of his life And if you said, I want to I want out at seventy five, he would laugh at you. And then kick your ass. There's no you could' kick my ass though Oh he could. You know what He has nine security guards that could kick He would just point to you. He would be the one responsible for your ass kicking, but he wouldn't do the ass kicking. Anyway, I think you will be amending that when you're seventy four. I agree, off course. know, by the time I get up there, I'll probably want a couple more years. but I actually that's pushhing the seventy six. Yeah. You know, just hitting the snooze button on the. Yes. Yeah. I love that idea. That's how life works. Yeah. ye. Oh yeah. you start to hear AM radio and you're like, No I want a few more years.'ss that is a fear of mine is reaching an age where I no longer know who I am. Well I had about four years ago. let me tell you, it's not bad because I' forgotten many of my heinous crimes. right They're you know, so it's all just a dim memory to me Um No, I appreciate wanting to stay young, but you can't, you can't plan now You know, but how let's say you guys both hit seventy five and you want out. How you going to do it We've actually talked about this We've discussed two ways. They're both very different. First is going out thelma and Louise style, getting in a just driving right off the Grand Canyon, then we're going out together. Yeah, you know, at the same time. And the other way is you know, the last of us, Nick Offerman style with some pills in the glass of wine and you know, just fall asleep together. Wow, this got super depressing. I would combine N of allve your Aragorn swords. Yeah. You've got those swords, you might as well use them. You know what I would think? peopleeople romanticize that filma and Louise ending I know me. and if I was in that car with my beloved and we went off the cliff of the Grand Canyon, my whole thought the way down would be Someone's got to get this car out of the grand Cana And I would feel like, o, that's a drag.one's and people are going to be mad at me