Closing Remarks and Final Goodbyes

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A great guest of the show sent me a shirt that she designed Kate McCoochie made this . And it's absolutely beautiful, but it's one size too small for me . But so you know, I want someone to go out there and wear it proudly and I probably should have ended based on your reaction, that should have been the last item that I showed. Here's a code so you can watch the movie Hamnet for free . Just dial that up on your TV and hopefully the FBI won't get involved . And then I've got a rubber peacemaker, a pipe from Peacemaker that's only been used once . Oh, this is cute. I've had guests on it that have been in this movie, Napa Boys. It's an out yeah love it or they don't know it at all and so Napa Boys sticker's. like It a couple of grapes, but they look like testicles . Could be testicles like grapes. I don't know. And then we got a Douglas movies pin from Rockin' Pins and this is this is fun. One free sandwich at Portillo's Yeah . I think it's great question . We got a got a follow up question in the audience size. I'm now just double checking the expiration date. Oh, you've got until the end of the year to go to a port chillos . Yeah . Do you have these in Chicago? Oh, and a Doug Betson pin is in there as well. And I just got back from a few weeks ago. I went to Key West twice in the last month, but one of the times I went was for the Q West Comedy Fest. Q from Impractical Jokers puts on this amazing festival once a year and he made special hats for the occasion. And so I'm giving one away because after being in Key West, I have several hats now that have a rooster on them they just let roosters roam free throughout that entire town . It's very charming unless you're trying to sleep, then it's not it's not so great because they don't they don't just make noise 'cause the sun comes up. They make noise 'cause they make noise . Day and night, they're out there cackling . All of that is gonna be won by somebody tonight . Congratulations in advance to our winner. I've got three guest seats here on this stage , and I'm here to tell you that I have two gentlemen that are going to be that I book to participate today . But I left that third spot open because as I do a lot of times , maybe not as often as I should, I would like an audience member to be the third participant on stage today . So let's start with the ladies . If you're a woman that would like to be in one of these seats and play movie trivia games and have opinions and all the things that my guests do, raise your hand . Is there one there? That's it, just one . I mean, don't get, don't let anybody force you into it or anything. Who ? I'm shy. You're shy she shouts that from the back of the room Anybody else ? Come on, ladies . They're trying to talk somebody into it over here. Your sister doesn't want to do it. No, she's she's over it . That's cool. Okay, all right , I tried. You know, I always you know, like they like to say , ladies first , would you come up, ma'am, the one that's shy ? And I've already apologize for calling you, ma'am, you're too young for that. All right, so now we have to oh, if you don't please don't play music . I'm recording this show and I don't have the rights to that music to put this on the internet . Just a heads up please take any seat you like. Do you like a wireless mic? You don't have to press the button. I suppose so yes. All right, very nice. All right, let's get now we need to get two more dudes , not more dud es, but two dudes because she's the only woman that wanted to participate. Where are the men in the audience who would like to be a guest on the show today? This is a shy bunch. Well, the guy was trying to get his sister to come. You gotta come up because you gotta represent if you're trying to force her to do it. Oh and good. You got the baggy shorts on so you're giving people a nice nut festival the whole time you're up here. It's very, very professional . And then they say, gentlemen back there, what's your name? Yeah, you know the yeah, yeah. John. Hey, John, do you want to come up here? All right, come on up and have a seat . All right, let's meet everybody before we determine which one of you gets to stay starting on the end. What is your name? My name's Ashley. Hey Ashley. What's your last name, Ashley? Do you mind disclosing it? Sure, it's Bates Bates? Bates? Yeah. Like Norman Bates? You got it. Oh, well then you're my choice. I say these guys can fuck off . No, I'm joking around. All right, and the fella in the middle, what's your name? Alex. Hey, Alex. Last name or Sto Pack. Sto pack, he said it like I wouldn't believe you . Yeah, I do. It is my name. I Michael Stok Alex. My dad was Michael, weirdly enough . Wow . I'm psychic. I said an insanely common name and it turned out to be his dad's name. All right, Alex. All right, we got Ashley and Alex, ooh, is this the third A name on the end here? What's your name? John. Different kind of A What's your last name, John? Gilbert. John Gilbert. All right, I'm not gonna remember what I'm gonna try. We got We got Ashley Bates , we got Alex Stop , Melvin and John Gilbert. All right . The three of you are going to compete in a game that I call last person standing The three of you will take turns naming movies that have a particular performer whose name I'm about to reveal. As soon as you can't think of one , you are out and I like to play along as a spoiler and to try to help keep it moving. We'll start with Ashley down there on the end. It's the films of Meryl Streep The Devil Wear She's out of the gate with the movie Devil Wearers Prada. That's a big one. Academy Award nomination. Alex . Devores Prada two. Another big and obvious choice . I just saw it yesterday right here in this very mall over at the AMP . John I'm so embarrassed. What? You're already out of Mail Street . You know what you're doing for me, John, you're saving me a lot of time. Thank you for playing. Take a seat . He did have a very tentative hand raise when I asked him to come up here. He might have been trying to get the attention of a server . He might not have even wanted to participate . Let's keep the theme going. I just realized now that she's in three movies with the word devil in the title She Devil Look Bros Anbar. Ashley. Sophie's choice Nice. Kramer versus Kramer. Very good. The deer hunter Oh no, the Dingo ate my baby. Oh yeah, that's a tough one to remember. No. That should have been the title of the movie. Oh no. Should have been Dingo ate my baby. Oh no, okay. You got this. My brain. Okay. Let's see. Meryl Street, Meryl Strait . Nominated for honest. Let me give you some hints. She was in Devour Wells Prada. Okay . Two as well. Can I say deer hunter yet? I did. You said deer god. Yeah, sorry to take that . Um , oh my god . Oh . Do you have another one, Alex? She's a mama Mia. I didn't say another one, Alex. I was just looking ahead to see if you were ready 'cause now she's gonna have to think of two. Yeah. No, that's just a common expression you use. Okay, okay, Mario . It's a me . It's a me . You out, Ashley? I mean, Mama Mommy two . Full title . Back again . Momm Fernando . I think it's here we go again, but I'll take I will take it because you're such a delightful contestant and you're gonna lose anyway . So then he said Mama Mia and then I say Kramer versus Kramer. Where are you saying? Have you said that one? Yeah, it's so hard not to just hear the ones you mommy, yeah. Just say them. Oh, of course, death becomes her. Goddamnit, Doug, I was gonna say no way . Oh no. You're out again? Now I'm out again. All right . Okay , I mean people can whisper hints. No, they cannot. That's cool. They can like No, I don't need that in a guest. Okay. Ask the audience. Very helpful famous . Yeah, she's been in a ton of movies. Oh my God . Let's see. But you did a great job. I'm good at making words happen when a movie should be happening. Okay , no, I think I'm out. I think I'm out. Thank you so much for playing Ashley Bates. Thank you, Doug. Thank you . At least here it Ford, you do want to rub it in with one more? No . Bridgers of Madison County . All right. Here's another one she says she was gonna say. Now, what I'd like you to do is I'm going to introduce the other guests. And if you could get up and go stand over there for a second, we'll make it really official. Put that one on the other chair. Each chair should have one mic. I don't know what you did with. He's not a professional yeah, and the coreless one just almost fell off the chair in his def ense, the chairs are kind of rounded . All right, so let's go ahead and make this official. We're going to write down name that I absolutely remember . And please , everybody, welcome not only the one guest you already know, but also these two others. Please welcome Brandon Daley, Kevin Kellem and Alex Stoppad Nice . Needo gang. All right Let's meet them individually alphabet ically by what's the matter guys? , you're sitting on one probably Brandon, the cordless one that's on your chair there you go. There you go . You swiped Alex's gun. Brandon. You're already a vicious competitor taking away microphones. Let's meet the individually alphabetically by first name, starting with the great Alex Stok Thank you. Alex, what do you do for a living ? I work in contracts . Okay. I don't know you think it's boring, but we might be fascinated by it. Yeah . No we're not, we're not . And who'd you come here with tonight? My sister and my brother in law . All right. And during the process of they wait to out here Yeah, that was so adorable. It was cute for the criminal. It was very cute. They tried to get your sister to do it. How would you do that you would have done with Meryl Street movies? You would have been great. See, she would have done great. She would have beat me. Yeah. Probably. She didn't though. Yeah, she didn't want to get up here though. So that's easy to say, you know, from the comfort of your own home. I get every answer on jeopardy, right? When I'm watching it ., than Wellk you so much , Alex for not only attending the show, but also , you know , being a guest. I appreciate it. Yeah, good luck to you. How do you I think you know, you see you did pretty well in the Merrill Street thing, so we'll see we'll see how it goes from there Also joining us today . This is a first time guest on the show. So happy to have him. He has a movie that he will tell you where you can watch it that he wrote and directed and his name is Brandon Daley Yo, what's up Chicago? Okay, so everybody knows I love punctuation and movie titles. I'm a huge fan of any movie that has an exclamation point in there. But you've really taken it to another level because your movie has a dollar sign at the beginning. It's called dollar sign positions. I just call it positions, but in it's a movie about cryptocurrencies. So it's technically called dollar sign position . Technically called positions okay . But I have fun that there's a dollar sign at the beginning of the word. Yeah, in cryptocurrency, a dollar sign and in stocks it denotes a ticker and the movie is about a guy who is addicted to gambling on cryptocurrency and he's taking care of his down syndrome brother and it's kind of like Billy Madison meets Uncut Gems and it's called those two shouldn me'ett though . Let's just be let's just be clear about that . You've created something special and new. Yeah, it's and so yeah, it's called positions, dollar sign positions. It should be out by the time the show is out if it's a week from now , but yeah, may twelfth we are streaming on Amazon and wherever you can rent your movies. So it's a Chicago made film. If you live in Chicago and you love Chicago and you don't watch my movie, then that means that those previous things aren't true. So where does it take place? Now you got them. It actually takes place in Kansas. Yeah . I was born and raised in Salina, Kansas. The movie's about Kansas was shot in Chicago . I knew it wasn't to take place in Chicago because if it did, there would be a scene where he's like looking at his phone while standing next to the bean . Yeah . Well, you know, I'm very happy to be here on your Cinco Demayo episode . I watched the Mexican with Brad Pitt last night to try to prepare in case that is the least Mexican movie . Yeah, that exists. Him and Julia Roberts and Gandalfey. Well, Doug, it means the world that you'd have three white guys on your Sinco Demaya episode and I just am so grateful to be one of those three white guys, dude. One two Yeah, don't forget to use your microphone. I'm also one of the white guys Alex's on record is being also white . Glad we're settling that . And our third and final guest today has a comedy special on YouTube called Kevin and Hell. It's Kevin Kellem, everybody . Thank you. Welcome back to the show, dude. Yeah . You did it here at Ros emont Zane's how many years ago you think years ago ? It was before I went back to a radio station people in Chicago and it'll call Q one hundred and one . So yeah, so I'm back on Q and One and I'm back there and I did my comedy special last August, and my mom and dad were there and my mom said, You look nice, but I thought you said some inappropriate things on stage. What did you say, dude? Yeah, yeah. Can you run this special for us? I'm not gonna run the whole thing. But I know that's what my mom said, so I knew it was doing pretty good. If my mom used the word inappropriate, I know it's on point. Yeah. Do you remember who you competed against on this stage? It was Colt, boom boom, Kabana. Wrestling great, Colt, boom, boom. Very nice guy. And Marina Hey, I always mess up her last name. Thank you, Karina M,ari.o. Thank you so much Thank you so much, dude. I've had two coolers lights, all right ? I'm already forgetting someone I've been in a car ride with for an hour and a half. I'm gonna get it when I when we go and dig our way to it was four years ago . It was four years ago, yeah. That was so many Olympics together . Yeah, so many marketing. Yeah. Karina dipped out of the stand up game. Yeah , still doing stuff comedy things around Chicago like movie, you know, movie talk back shows. Yeah. She's a friend on Twitch too. Yeah. Oh yeah, big Twitcher . So people laugh like facial ticks, like just someone who's on Twitch is a Twitcher . This guy's little to my space over there and he's judging . And how did you win? I don't think you did I didn't win. I didn't win at all. You had a lot of spelling in the game and that confused me. Well, let me take a quick look. Oh, you should be good today. All right, great. Soon . For those just listening at home, this is a gigantic like note. It looks like hieroglyphics that you have in my piece of crypto. Oh yeah, none of my guests have ever pointed it out in twenty years . You're the first person to notice my manifesto Is it a lot of words? But it's the whole entire show is just like three of them . I just find out that you're the son of Sam on there. Yeah, you'll be the zodiac killer, dude. This show's got a very small carbon footprint . And I use one piece of paper and then I save it. And sometimes people come up to me after the show and they say, can I have the, you know, the show script or whatever? And get out of here. Alex already wants it , but I say no because I genuinely save them. I have I don't know how many episodes has been now over two thousand and I holy hell. Give me all this trip, baby I can't have one . No, you can't have this one because also I got to look at this one tomorrow to remember what the fuck happened today. He's got to he has to know his flight for tomorrow, dude. Like I wrote down Alex Sto Pak . I would have never remembered that if I didn't write it. I just want to see if you spell Rosmock correctly . I mean, it's not a tough word to spell. So I see delta four seven tomorrow . My itinerary is not an on this piece of paper . If he loses the piece of paper, he's gonna land in Kansas City where the movie was supposed to be filmed . Our tickets are on phones now, you guys . Quick little update ou Bgenson is the one man who holds on to paper in his life . Oh my God, like now tons of places you go in this country insist on you using a credit card to pay. They're like cashless . But then there's some places. I've been to two of them here in Illinois that charge you extra if you use your credit card . So yeah, it's a real weird , real world time to be dining . But we need it, don't we? Alex, I would like you to go third actually on this because this is I'm springing I don't know how regularly you listen to the show but this is a part of the show. Before we play some games, I ask each of my guests to recommend one movie and since he knows this question is coming , we'll start with Brandon . What's up, what movie would you like to recommend? And it can't be dollar sign positions. Can I do two? No, just one. Oh my God., Okay well I was Jesus Christ. Should I move on to somebody else? No , I need to gather yourself . No, I was up in Toronto doing a position screen ing last week and I met this director who had directed this movie called The Peep Poop Man. Oh , you guys had someone showed up ? I heard about it already. And I was I didn't know what this movie was and he sent me the movie after our screening and it's about a schizophrenic guy who there's a guy through his television that starts telling him to dump pee and poop on people in Toronto . And I had heard of this movie, but I was like I wasn't expecting to be as touched about the mental illness factor of the film . You know, the you come for the peep poop and you stay for the mental illness, you know So you're saying in the laugh riot of human fecal matter and urine , there's a heart in there . There's a huge heart and anyway, yeah, peep poo poo man , you can stream it online. Go watch that little fucker dude. Don't forget about the poo ppoo . Be ready for that, yeah. Don't put on your three D cockles before you watch . All right, Kevin, I don't know if you can top that, but I don't think I can try . I don't think I can, but I like things that are free now. I like streaming just for things I like to stream, but I like finding something free that I've watched before that's good that I can watch again and fall asleep to. And I did and it was I know found footage is so played out in horror movies right now, but I found this movie that was made before Blair Witch Project . All right. It preed before Blair Witch, it has an awkward ending, but it's a really fun ride in terms of a movie that you could just make on your own and just make it look like it's supposed to be a documentary, but it's not it's called The Last Broadcast and it is a documentary that isn't a documentary that ends with something . I stop myself from spoiling it. Oh my god, it's like there's so many movies that don't end with something . So it's really refreshing to hear this one does. It's I'm sorry. Mine ends with blood, okay? I'm sorry. You got cock off from here , but I brought blood, but last it's really creepy and fun and different and kind of unique and it's fun to see a movie that predates all the found footage stuff. And then another found footage thing I love is creep. What's that happening? He gets suited Cut it out. I got last podcast. I was on a roll there. I was talking about fountain footage crap. I want to go on the ride. You think the last broadcast is available somewhere where you're going to find free on YouTube. You search on YouTube. You can search the last broadcast that pops up. All right, cool. Yeah. Alex , these are some very interesting p icks so far . What would you like to recommend? My last favorite movie that I watched recently was Fifth Element . Oh Leonardo watched her that was your first time. No, I've seen her bunch of times I saw it when I was a kid, but I re watched it recently and it's incredible. Every Korean man, Koom, my man . I just don't understand the flying cars why they're not crashing into each other constantly. There's no real lanes to speak of . Everyone's just sort of milling about in the car. Cars are very weird too. Like they're getting McDonald's and they just have it like on their window. I don't know. Is it really McDonald's? Yeah. That's the joke is that there's still McDonald's is it the future or is it an alternate? It's the future of future three hundred years in the future. And then Corbyn hits hits their McDonald's on their window and that's why they chase them. Oh, okay. I think I don't know . I mean, I you know, I just tune in for the poop and the pee and then I stay for the McDonald's on the dashboard. Well, I'll tell you this about these recommendations. I will not be seeing any of them, but thanks for them nonetheless and we're going to play some games right after the break we'll be right back Today's episode is brought to you in part by Shopify. Picture this. 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We're back We did some name tag picking during the break and what we're wound up with was that Kevin is playing for Brandon two Electric Burgaloo and yeah, and Brandon who missed the boat on that picked a gentleman named Justin to play for and Alex's play for Sam to the Future . Yes . All right, let me take a drink of water because I need I need to be able to I don't want to have cotton mouth for this first game we're about to play. How did you get cottonmouth? Sitting up here talking too long without taking a drink. What is there a problem down here ? What were you guys talking about? He needs his drink. My drink is at the table still. Oh, okay. Can you bring it up to him? Yeah, there you go We'll take a couple more too if you have any extra . What do you what do you want Brandon? Old fashioned I guess. Okay, Brandon is two old fashioned what do you want Kevin? I'll rock a core's light. I'll cool light for Kevin and, two old fashion , please. You know, we'll see what happens. You saw what happened earlier when I asked to put the lights up during the break, I asked for that. It took a second, but I think it'll happen. I feel good about it. But at least we didn't pick a drink that takes forever to make . Make sure they muddle it . Oh my God , do it right. Like that's the thing about old fashions I've discovered. I enjoy them as a drink because there's always variations all the time. You know, like you get a vodka soda, you pretty much know what that's going to be like , but old fashioned has, you know, nice twists and turns. And then sometimes they're not very good at all. What's the worst old fashioned you ever had in your life? Oh, the one your mom made for me that time. Hey , hey, why did I know you were gonna say that? No hell. You came to one family wedding. Ask just so I talk about your mom. One family wedding and that's how you act . If it helps, my mom also makes bad old fashions. It does help. Doesn't I mean it does. I mean it does, yes . That should be a Chicago dive bar drink, a bad old fashion . You get that in a handshake with a malort. You get a bad old fashioned. I just Doug do you like Malura? Joy. I enjoyed hearing Malort in a sentence . Have you never had a Malort before? I may have, you know, there's a lot of things I've done that I don't know what they're called. Did you hear the scumbag call to action from the Chicago audience ? Ooh , everyone who gets a Monday or a Tuesday off like is a Friday or a Saturday, it's a bartender was like, I got to fuck up his week. You know what I mean? Yeah, Malord is Melore is a prank in a bottle, Doug. It's a prank in a bottle. That's what it is. Is that yeah? What does that mean? It's like a rubber snake. It is an old liquor that just got revived ten or fifteen years ago for just delightful degenerates to make their friends drink who are from out of town and say, This is our wonderful thing we're offering to you. You should have this. And then you watch them drink it and it looks like they just swallowed a tire that someone shat on before they bought into the tire with their mouth. Sometimes they do put it in the can labeled peanuts. Yeah . Really? Yeah Lord play, this is awesome here. Thank you so much. One old fashioned was down on the other end and this is me. Thank you so much. Love your nails. Thank you so much. Look at those nails everybody. Can we give it up for the nails? Just no . Can't even come up with his own original compliment. All right, so here we go. Now that I got all this beverage, a nice old fashioned is a perfect. Is it the perfect thing to take a sip of before? I didn't even get one. Is it better than is it better than the one my mom made? He's going to order it. He's got one over here. He says what he is? What did Alex order? One of them , I didn't order it. He ordered it. Yeah . So give it to him. It's his drink . The fuck is happening, Alex. Oh my God. You didn't order it. And I or kind of order it. Alex old fashioned for me and Brandon. You get picked out of the audience and you get a big head, my brother . I was born with it I have a very big head. Yes, for the listeners, I can confirm As someone who also has a giant head , as someone who has trouble buying hats . But it's not as much the size of my head, but then the thickness of the hair, the luxurious hair on top of it. I gotta take my hat off for a second because I just always want to make sure people know that this isn't like a hat with fake hair. Yeah . That's true. Aw esome. That's a magic trick. Like, what? That hair is real. As a ball man, I appreciate your reveal there. Yeah, thank you very much . Is it better than one my mom made for you? That old fashioned one is so this is the best one I've ever had it . Janie's roast. Like that was mine . It's right . You didn't order one. He ordered two. I got he got one, you got one. I didn't get anything. How much has he been drinking already? Was that what you were drinking in old fashioned? It was, yeah. Did you really do want another one? No , okay, I think you're good. These are fucking str ong . All right, here we go . This game is called Bain Again That's right. I'm bringing the Bane voice back and that's why I needed a little whiskey before a little bourbon before getting going . Bane, of course, is a great villain , but what if he said things other villains have said ? So I'll say a quote from a villain from a motion picture using the Bain Voice and the first person on stage correctly guess either the villain or the actor who played the villain gets a point . First person with two points is our winner. So just shout out as soon as you think you know it into your microphone. I don't like your positioning with your microphones. It's like you're thinking your dicks are going to answer the question . You know, the moving the mic to your mouth, that's valuable time you're wasting . It's a fast paced game . All right , which actor or villain said this ? Introducing . I should have warmed up my bain voice a little bit first . Let the games begin. There we go, that's better. Introduce a little anarchy . Upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. Is that not bing ? Is that not dark dark knight rises ? Bane ? Okay, I don't think you understand the premise of this game. I do not . It's going to sound like Bane every time. The question is, who is it that said it 's not Bane ? So it wasn't Bane . Hey , Ashley, get ready. I might need to replace my house to get up here ring a ding ding ding ding there dumb. You don't have to make noises . Is it for the answer? Is it just say it? Is it Joker from the dark eye? Is it Joker from the Dark Eye? That is correct. One of the best Chicago movies One of the best Chicago I saw it in a movie theater twenty minutes from here when it premiered at midnight when it came out. It was awesome. I'm still kind of close though . He just wants you to get him another old fashioned. That's all he's trying to do. His sister has to drive them home to another one . Wouldn't hate it. games These g theseames only get more complicated not less . All right , so that means that you were on the board, Kevin. You got one point. You only need one more of these right to one of the best movies I've ever seen is the screen burned out. It was AMC Crestwood on one hundred thirty fifth street. Anyone ever been down there ? They had it. They were screaming. They were like they had one role of film for fifteen theat ers and it burned out in half the theaters and a midnight screen it was awesome . Hold all your stories until the end . Fucking fantastic . Kevin, how'd you do on Duck Love's movies? Well, Doug hated me . No, I love you, but that story oof. Oh Hey everybody, the darkight Kn did any, body see it? I did, and it's amazing what happened . All right, here we go. Round two . Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer . That's enron smartest guys in the room. No, that's a documentary documentary . That's in Ron Smars guys in the room and lock it in. That's my answer. Maybe they were quoting this person when they said it in that . I bet you they were . That's exactly what those kind of guys would do. They would quote this this particular social network . No . Oh . So on both your answers we're looking for the character or the actor or a bad story . You know, my dad always said Keep your friends close , but your enemies closer Spock Jesse Isenberg from Social Network, what he said ? No , it's not an answer that was previously wrong . That one continues to be wrong either . Stopig is the guy who's copying off someone's work, who copied off someone's work, who couldn't read the work they were copying off . Yeah . I don't know. You don't know that. I don't know. This is supposed to be like the easiest one. It feels like it's right there. It's right. We have the audience as soon as I know you can't. And as soon as I say it though , then of course you're going to go, yeah, that's right. Of course, of course Michael Corleone and the godfather said that as played by Al Pacino. Yeah, that's right. I haven't seen it. I actually don't know which godfather that was in. You haven't seen it for real? Okay. Don't forget to use your microphone, Alex , even when you don't think what you're saying matters . True. Round three If you didn't get that last one, I don't have a lot of fake First you get the money, then you get the power , then you get the women scarface. Scarface is correct All right . Very accurate depiction of a Latin American person by an Italian guy. That was yeah, though, he really pacito really. Happy Cinco de Mayo everybody 's a good demo everybody . People are gonna hear this , you know, over a week from now, so I don't feel like we have to be too unfeemed for that for people. People are so over sick and myoba. To three days later, I'm usually over it, you know? Like I don't really still talk about it eight days later. All right, so Kevin, you won that game, congratulations. I really feel it was my shitty story that propelled me to it really helps because you really threw the other contestants off because they're over there thinking, do I have to tell a story ? And then you just swoop in scarface But let's do I've got one more and let's do it just for fun. Ready? Brandon? I'm ready . Greed for lack of a better word is good Wall Street Is it Wall Street? You're supposed to be the character. Oh , Gordon Gecko. Yeah . Assist I helped there. Yeah, it's like I knew the answer, but then you helped assist me with the terms of how I'm supposed to answer. I appreciate that, dude. Yeah, that worked out. Great. You guys should go on jeopardy together. It could remind you of four minutes a question . What is a great duo ? All right, so congratulations to Kevin for winning that game. And of course , all that means is he gets to go first in our next game and then we're going to flip the order around. So it's going to go it's gonna go Kevin, then Brandon. Well, we haven't had an order really so far, but Kevin Kevin and Brandon then wait Kevin then Alex, then Brandon, that's how it's gonna go. I kind of think me and Alex are forming a coalition against Kevin. I don't like that. I was gonna say that about ninety seconds ago, but then I was like, no, I'm not gonna be a dick. I told my shitty story. I should shut up. But then I just heard that the two of them are ganging up on me now, Doug. But here's the thing. I don't understand in what way an alliance could be helpful . First of all, you don't even win anything if you win . The person you're playing for a bad fraction . You get that just for being here, but you but you asked for what beer did you ask for? Core is light like a fucking idiot. Yeah. I could have got top shelf liquor and I asked for a fucking McDonald's hamburger, you know what I mean? Yeah, you really blew it. Yeah. Bro, if I get that free portillo sandwich this week I should actually fuck portillos. That's what I should . That's gonna change my life this week. I'm going to be able to eat this week if I get that portillo sandwich, dude. You don't win the thing the person you're playing for with Justin will win it. Yeah, just like it. He's gonna give it to you. God damn it . Talk about an alliance. Sam, we got you some out of it . I've never I guess well I have actually. Brandon. If we win the Portello's gift card, can we split an order of cheese fries? Absolutely. He says that to me. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. All right, this next game is a new one . Thank you . Somebody loves it already. That's always excited when that happens. This game is called The Devil Wears Nada . All right, this is a movie ratings game . I'll name a movie. We'll start with you, Kevin. And then you have to say whether it got its R rating for violence or sex neither. Ooh , this is so hard . Well, it might be, might not be. I think it's easy, dude. Okay, you NAG. You ever seen a movie before, bro? I've seen it shut up with your Kansas City tricks. He's on my team. There we go. Doug, you found the fucking gold mine with this fucking guy . You gotta have him back . Probably more of a salt mine, but it's cool Damn All right, first of two points is our winner. Oh, so Kevin, you get those three options and if you you, know, don't get it right, then Alex gets to a chance with only two options left. And if Alex misses it, then Brandon will get a gimme. And what are the three options just again for the audience? What is it again? And also for me because I forgot it. The three options, I'll ask you again, but basically did it get the rating because of violence or because of sex or because of neither, which would be, you know, it got an arch, it's got drugs or language in it . And I love a movie with language in it. The movies where nobody speaks are stupid . Those are called silent films. All right , first up, Kevin , the movie is called Sex , Death, and Bowling. Why did it get an R rating? That's a rape, dude. Violence or sex or neat . Looks like we got a real bowling crowd here, so I don't want to go with the rest I would say sex death boy. It's the sex, the sex, the sex no, it's not the sex. Oh no Oh shut up . You were good Don't fucking hide your face now, asshole . You said no, it's not. And then you hide your face judging from the shadows. That was first of all, it's a terrible impression of her that you just did. She sounded way cooler when she said it from the dark . Alex ? What 's two options? He said sex. So is it violence or neither? Neither. Neither is correct. There's no sexual violence in sex death and bowling. It sounds like there's a lot of bowling . All right. Big win for team us guys I can think of a name . All right, Ax is on the board Brandon, you're up first on this one . Thank you . You're welcome. Sex and death one hundred one . Yeah, it's a movie called Sex and Death one hundred and one. It sounds like, you know, it's about a college course . And that's gonna be rape, my brother . You're off his team . I'm off his team . Your options are sex, oh, violence or neither. Sorry I didn't understand . I'm gonna go sorry I didn't understand the Brandon Daily Story I'm gonna go it's called sex and death one hundred one. Uh huh . Violence Nope . False. Sorry, yeah. What do you think, Kevin? Too much education, apparently and there's too much knowledge in it, too much . The options are violence. Not one of the three wait Sex or they're gonna learn too much truth if they see this movie. I don't know what is it. Sex or neither neither. I'm running with neither. Incorrect. God damn it He went Alex. Can I go with sex Doug? You sure can. Dan . It's got strong sexual conduct conduct . It looks like he stepped on my shoulders and he dumped the basketball . I'm much taller than you . Exactly Structurally, it makes no sense . It would be funny. It would be funny. All right, so Alex won that game but the sex was consensual in that film I don't know. I know very little about a lot of these . I just go based on the, you know, the motion picture association of America really speaks for all of us at what we and we love them. Let's give them a shout out, okay? Did you the NBA? Does your movie have a rating or is it not rated? It does not iced what would you what would you rate your movie? They're apparent for sure. But a strong arm. Dude, apparently like 'cause there's cocks pissing in the film. Yes. And there's like porn. Yeah, you should. Yeah, apparently that's like problematic, which I didn't really Which is so funny because you could see a scene where somebody's clearly like their stream is clearly in the shot or you could see a dick briefly , but you see pee coming out of a dick. There's pee coming out of a cop in my film that's streaming next week. So to speak . Yeah . My caucus is in the film. There's so much streaming barrassing. Yeah, so we use a lot of our VFX budget to make my cock look as small as possible. So if you see the movie and you're like, Oh, that's a small cock, it's because we kind of like such an agressgive amount of modesty I ever if se'enve one. But yeah, my penis is in the movie . All right, Brandon, just for fun. Hein is not That's what he thinks. Yeah . Brannon, sex violence or neither , the movie is called Let's Talk About Sex . That's a clean neither. Though I didn't get it though this is crazy when there's three options. We do it for fun. Yeah, we just do it for fun. Okay I just lost a hundred thousand dollars on that. Which one did you say on cows? I said neither. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, that's wrong. Kevin ? I wanna say the sex. Yes sex, of course. It's called Let's Talk About Sex . That'd be a real , you know, pull the rug out for on you if they never talked about sex in that movie . But so anyway, I was smaller. I was still laughing about him CGI and his dick to be smaller . Not mine. Yeah, it costs fifty thousand dollars. We got it as small as possible . So if you see the movie and you're like, That guy's cock as small, it's because of the money, dude. We just have so much money to make this movie. That would be so funny if that fifty embe ifz hezled that fifty grand 'cause he already has a tiny dick . Good , good place to say where the money went . He wrote a crypto scam to see GI is picked to be smaller than his movie about a crypto scam. Yeah. My invoice is still outstanding, shop . Speaking of scams, we gotta go to a commercial break. 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You know, because it all comes down to who wins this last game will be our winner. And then normally the winner is invited to come back on the show again right away, but we'll see about that . My schedule is open . The biggest asterisk in Dugs Loves movie winner history is the end of the subject. Yeah, we have also very big . We have had , you know, people that have been pulled from the audience to play that also have won and then made return appearances and some even several appearances. So you never know what's gonna happen. And Alex has been a terrific guest so give him a word for Alex. You've been enjoying it. Absolute pleasure. Absolute pleasure. All right, the last game we're gonna play that determines it all is what I call the little search engine that could Chug chicken, chuga chuga chung. All right, God, I'm nervous. Today , don't panic. This is just this is one of those games where like it'll come to you or it probably won't. And you just have to you just have to flow with it. My mom's dream is for me to win Douglove's movies though . Like she said moms are so into podcasts. Yeah , I love it. Has your mom seen positions? She has. Yeah How'd that go over? She loves it. It's about our family. Does she really point and say, Oh, that's my baby when the penis scene comes up? Yeah, she said that seems like a VFX have made my baby babyer, you know? But that is crazy that you can't imagine I can't watch your movie with my parents mostly 'cause they're dead, but I would be uncomfortable . All right , here's how this game works. I typed a word into the search engine on the Internet movie database today and then I wrote down the top ten movies according to their algorithm, movies that are being searched with that word in the title . And you're going to take turns naming movies you think might be on that list . And if you get it right you get the number of points based on where it is on the list. Like if you get the number one movie, you get ten points. The number ten movies worth one. And then we got all those points you could figure out yourselves in between . I always the other thing I always try to do is try to make the game explanations as tight as possible, but also still not lose the people who have never heard any of this before. You know, the listeners are like, oh, I know this game, but you know, I still have to get everybody up to speed. It's like if Alex had to come around and explain Jeopardy, or I should say Ken Ken had , we got to drink down. We got to drink down. Drink down. It's fine. Okay . So this word has come up a few times today and definitely definitely take more time with this. What's happening? , you just keep your glass on the floor. It's pretty much empty . Yeah, so you just put it . Yeah, so you don't need a drink from an empty glass. Okay , Alex, explain back the rules of this game what Doug said . See, I knew that was gonna be an issue . Doug. You have to take turns guessing a movie that has this word. Here comes the word . The word is devil . The word devil has come up in the title of a lot of movies. You're each going to get three guesses , but you're going to take turns. So don't blurt out any movies until it is your turn and we start Alex and then we'll go to Kevin and then to Brandon. The fuck? It's true. It's true. You're going third on this one, but you don't worry about the one where you want to go first on, dude. It really is. Yeah, if you'd have won that last game, you'd be going first in this game . So that's why that was so important . Alex, give me a movie that you think people search for on the internet today with the word devil in the title . Devils were Prada . Okay, now we're now saying what it's really called. The devil wears product s. Yes . The devil wears praddoes. Devils do wear prana though. Yeah , you really slurted out . Thanks, Dug . That movie, of course , why wouldn't it be number two on the list ? So Alex is out in the lead with nine points and we go to Kevin. Give me a movie with the word devil in the title Kevin. Oh, shit, let me tell you this. See, he did so great on that first word it doesn't matter, but another element I forgot to mention at any point during this game, one time you can ask the person you're playing on behalf of . Brandon can ask Justin, Alex can ask Sam and Kevin can ask Brandon . Oh Brandon . The other brand. The other Brandon. Brandon's popular name. All right . So Kevin, what's your first ? I'm going to first of three gusses. You 're out of the gate. He's going to Brandon for some help . He says Devil Wear's Prada two. Let's go with Devil Wears Prada two. Yeah, let's go with the absolute most obvious answer. The movie came out this weekend. It's number one on the list . Oh, he walked away from the pound. He walked away from the pound. We did the high five and he walked away from the pound . All right, Brandon, it's still anybody's game. I kind of feel like you've constructed this to be against me because of all the stuff I said earlier in the show . I mean, that would have been pretty slick on my part because I didn't know you were going to say that stuff. And you may have noticed because of all the talk about earlier that the whole show was written already. You didn't read my emails then if you didn't know I was gonna talk about that stuff . You didn't send me no email. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Also read my emails. So we're looking for the number three Devil movie sure or anywhere in the top ten, just you know , I want to go Devil's Rejects. You got something better than that? Okay, we're gonna go in Devil's Rejects, I guess. I don't know if Alex needs more . God, he's got a fully dude . He's spillin', bro . I spilled one. I'd get one more. You are covered in whiskey right now, my brother. I think the least dry. I think we're gonna move on . Oh my God, don't put it down Is that your final answer, Brandon? I think we're gonna go Devil's Rejects. Brandon says Devil's Rejects and that is not on the list. What the fuck? Yeah, I'm sorry, Brandon . I engineered that specifically . I thought knowing that your fondness for the R would lead you to name a disgusting horror movie . Which art e? Which art? Oh no redacted . That's why I spilled my drink. It was a whole part of a thing . Okay, well now it's your whole turn . I'll go down . Do you want to audience your no in person? You want to just go devil's advocate? Yeah, I think so , not on the list . Yeah. A lot of there's a lot of devil movies . So this is no walk in the park. Oh right, so now we're back around to Kevin there's a good horror movie. I'm trying to think it was Devil Was Here. I'm blanking completely on it. I know it's awful Embarrassing to have you blank right now, dude. I know it's really yeah, this is kind of where it counts, dude. Yeah, I could have said the devil was redacted, but I didn't do that. So yeah, yeah. I got one person Redacted Devil. I remember redacted devil . Is it on there dog? It was redacted which devil Give me your final No, the devil was here. I'm blanking. The devil was here. Yeah , yeah. I wouldn't be surprised if that was the name of a movie. Yeah . It's not a good not on the list. Not a good one. No, it's not on the list. Check on Tuby. Could see if it's on Tubi . Is it before you did? It probably is on Tuba . All right . Medea presents the devil was here on Tuesday . You already had your guess and you got zero points, but it's really still a tight game. We've got Kevin's got ten and Alex has nine and you know, it was nice to meet Brandon. What do I have? Nothing . Zero points. I mean, you have a rich full life. You just have zero points so far in this game. Maybe you were a team at one point . This is your second guess, plus you can go to Justin I think I would like to go for the movie Devil by ight Shamalon. Just the word devil? I believe that is a movie . A movie called Just Devil What the fuck ? There is a there is a coup against me here It's number three on the list. Frequent listeners to the show know that sometimes you just have to say the word and there's a movie that's just that word and this there are so many times there's so many times duck when I've been listening to the show on the train and I just yell damn Sen of a bitch like while I'm on the train, people think I'm an insane person because someone just said one half word of what I was thinking . Is that another story from him? Yeah, he was a great story . It was a great story . You got a third story for us? I don't have any fucking stories . Tuesdays with stories. Tuesdays with stories . Okay Another part another podcast. Okay , we're back to you, Alex. You need to get one now to potentially surpass Kevin otherwise , your day here is done. I'm just gonna before the devil knows you're dead . Oh man, I wish that was on out in there . That was a great answer Don't feel bad, Alex. That was a really good No, hang out. You could do some plugs at the end. You got anything to plug ? I love this podcast called Doug Love's Move. Okay , save it, save it for the end . That'll be one of your plugs or maybe your only plug. I don't know . I guess you don't have any, you know, any reason to tell people about your contracts you're working on All right , Kev , it's a big moment . can you come up with something to , you know, cement your lead ? You know, and this is like you did with the devil what did you say before? The devil is here. The devil was deviled dude. What if we do shirts off for this one? What if we all take a shirts off? Can I do can we do shirts off for this last round? We pop and top? Yeah . Can I doug you kind of are in charge and you kind of get to decide if we take our shirts off or not . But I kind of think if we all took our shirts off, it would be cool for the final round. The audience wants and I'm not gonna do it. But if you guys want to do it, can I can I burke Chrysher my way out of this problem? I've already had one birth cryer on this show. Three is really three is really rough . I make y'all look good . Holy shit. Front row had to put on sunglasses . Doug , Doug, are you gonna leave us alone in this jacuzzi or you gonna hop right in ? Hey, happy Cinco Demayo everyone everybody. Happy Cinco Demayo . Cinco D . I love for those listening, I was looking at Doug the whole time when I turn around and their shirts were completely off and I was like, yeah, their shirts are off. That was the idea. Everyone was gonna take their shirts off. Stop explaining everything. I have my feet spotty ready, Doug. All right. I paid to be here. Oh my god, give them the pork killer. Shut up. Shut up. Okay , this is not a comedy festival. He did not pay to be here . I mean, it might pay in one way or another , but Kevin, as I was trying to explain , before shirtgate happened , just an expression with the word devil in it like could pay off or just something that you think might sound like that other guess was not bad. So what you have third and final guess The devil went down to Georgia could have been made into a mov was not It was a song No I mean a song but you would know what's gonna happen if you went to the movie because it's a story song and you know you know he beats the devil with that where was he? That fiddle to his . They filmed it in Kansas City . Ir to Vancouver . Vancouver. For the tax credit, yeah. No, no, that wasn't on there, right? Doug, can I put my shirt back on? Yes . Doug, can I leave my shirt off? Yes . Well, now I can't do it . Yeah, don't be weird . All right, Brandon , if you name the fourth, fifth , six, seventh, eighth, ninth, or tenth movie on this list that has the word tie win the title you will either tie or win based on which one you get. Wait so I have a question for you. So can I ask Justin what his recommendation is and then not necessarily take it up? You do not have to use it. Okay, Justin, what do you got my brother? Can we give him the mic? No, he could just say it. Okay, Justin brother say it. What do you got Justin? Oh, the devil within, he said. Oh dev Devil makes three within Devil He sounded pretty confident . The devil within within it might not I can't say anything. No Doug, go ahead. What were you gonna say? I was going to say it might not be the last drink I have tonight. Okay It's my old fash ioned, by the way I'm just sucking in my gun the entire time I'm onstage . I guess I'm gonna go I want a better one, dude. I don't really like that, dude. I know they say don't take pictures during the show, but go ahead if you if you need to. I guess I guess I have to support my man Justin. No, you absolutely don't. You already, when you asked me if you had to use his answer, you were setting up a possibility where you wouldn't have to support him and you would say a move. Okay, Devil in a blue dress, devil in a blue dress is on the l ist Dan is number eight on he with Denzell and Don Cheetle and his number eight on the list . And so that was his on the list? Do we get to know if his was on the list? What is his Oh, the devil within, I don't even think that might even be a movie . That's why I was trying to talk you out of it. Okay Maybe it is, but it's definitely not on the list. And Brandon, you're bearing the lead. You're the fucking winner tonight. You kidding me ? I'm not kidding. Oh, my mom is gonna be so excited. She loves super high mi That just rock doug, dude. When Doug just learned that song. Stop describing things . All right the stage was bright . Brandon, before I reveal the other devil titles because everybody's dying to know , go ahead and you get to do your plug first and I'm sure that is everybody watch positions on VOD, on Amazon, Prime. Okay, yeah. Now, okay, watch positions. My cock is in the movie. I'd like to shout out Python Hunt, which is doing its theatrical this week. You should watch that movie. That's really good. It is. Yeah, it's very good. Python Hunt. Python Hunt is a documentary about people killing pythons in Florida. It's really good. Sour Minnows is another really good film I'd like to call out. It's premier Fingint ofasia this year. It's like David Lynch meets comedy shit . And then and then see positions on your video on demand. Yes, do it, everybody reach out to us and thank us later for that weird experience that I'm sure you will enjoy. Was everybody shirt off, dude? We bought the tops . I'm right . Don't make comments on each of these movies. It will take forever for me to get through them. Number ten on the list was merely The Devil from twenty twenty five, a Korean film . And then number nine was another Korean film called The Gangster the Cop the Devil from twenty nineteen and then eight was Devil in a blue dress. Seven was I saw the devil and that was also Korean. The Koreans with the devil. So what's going on? What's going on there? Six was a very cool movie with our friend David Des Melchin last late night with the Devil. Oh , it's fucking movie. Yeah, it's awesome. And then there's a movie. I don't I saw it , but