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There's a good thing in here and then some other things in here. It is a limited edition Douglas movies tote that you get to take home and inside of it we have this device by an awesome company called Stund glass and this is a device in which you can smoke both flour and concentrates . And it's very fancy . I think the market value is let me look at the price here . two thousand but it's an expensive thing . And then this there's a movie I think Mark Wahlberg's in it that's on one of the streamers and it's called Balls Up and they sent me this . It's a fucking , I guess it's supposed to be a paperweight or a doorstop , but it's just a heavy golden dick . And the movie is about a full coverage condom that you're supposed to pull over your balls. So that's what's depicted in this thing is like this end part here is supposed to be like the knot that you tie the full coverage condom . Have not seen the movie, not sure if I will. It'll probably be an accident if I do . But I'm passing this along to a lucky audience member . And then also in here I've got oh this is a ping pong ball from remember that movie No, not Marty Supreme Shit House Yeah it's a ping pong ball from the movie Shit House. And then also very limited, I'm almost out of these Douglan's movies pin. So somebody's going to win, you know, like I said, a few things and then a really cool thing and a nice bag that it all comes in. Do you want to meet our guests for tonight? Okay , but before we do that, this is I want to give something away right away . I heard that you know Bobby Altoff is doing a show you know, she's not a comedian. She's trying to comedy for the first time at this festival like, at the Will Turn or something. And I guess ticket sales, you know, are not having them that great or whatever. So she went on the internet and said she's gonna tape five hundred dollars underneath one of the seats and you know somebody in the audience is going to get five hundred dollars just to try to get people to come. So just to be nice and, you know, follow that similar, you know, have a similar gesture. If you want to look under your seats , one seat has five dollars taped under it . Nobody even wants to look . Most of the seats are the kind that flip up so like you would have seen the five dollars go before you sat down your seat so the people in the front row need to really check because they were in folding chairs and I was able to tape the money under one of them and it should be that hard to find . Maybe it's under the seat with nobody in it. Reach under that one. Also, I apologize if there's like gum or something under there, but it should just be the five dollar bill. This is so awkward. I thought it was gonna be so fast somebody just like, I want. Yay, you won I thought this would be great on a podcast review and listen to the people looking for the money underneath their seats. What is your name? Shelby? Shelby. Congratulations, Shelby. That's a very tiny rebate on your ticket, your price of admission tonight. Let's get my guests out here. Please welcome Ton Bell, Sam Levine, Amy Miller and Brian Kilk Dinner . Hey everybody . I'm stuck under your mic stand, classic ranks. Hurry ladies . Hurry lady . Let's meet them all individually , alphabetically by first name. I didn't tell them what order to sit in so that this could get confusing. Let me see. Oh , not too bad. If Sam and Tod want to switch seats? No, we're good. We're all right. We're all right. All right . I might call you by the wrong name at some point, but that you know what that happened in the grove earlier today. What happened? They called us by the wrong name. Yeah. People confuse us all the time. At the grove. Yep. All the time. Yeah. Why the specific ity of the grove? It's just a fun LA place. The place where that could have happened. Yeah . They go there to look at the fountain together. I don't think they go anywhere together to be honest with you, but let's go ahead and meet everybody . She deserves to be first always. It's Amy Miller, everybody. Bye . I usually sit right next to you anyway. Yeah, I know. I like it. You know, like I said, two of you sat where I wanted you to How is the Netflix fest treating you? You know what? Have you seen too much? I haven't seen too much of it. Or performed in it. Do you have a thing to do in the festival? No. I bailed on it, but it's a bummer to talk about why. So let's move on. This is interesting that you bum around. You did a soft boycott of this festival because you're genuinely appearing in it right now . I know well for you, but I didn't know it was a festival show. I just said come dogloves movie. Yeah, tricked her. It's okay to being a part of this. No, it's all right, it's alright , but I've been around doing stand up comedy and stuff, just not as an official member of this festival . Well, you know, they have posters that say there's so many acts in this festival, you might be one . And that's that doesn't seem like a strong selling point for me that there's it makes it so many I think it makes comics feel really bad when they're not one. They're not yeah. Some guy that just walked by this sign is one but, I Solomon Giorgio's not. Well, like, what are we doing? But I saw the Pee's Playhouse show. That was fucking incredible. Oh, wow. Yeah. What happened there? Well, we celebrated someone dead . And all the other dead people involved in that show. Like we had a few people from Zombies no longer with. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Captain Carl as we Cherry is just in a dump somewhere . No, no , no, she was there. They had Cherry O'Terry sit on cherry. Yeah, they had Cherry Sherry O'Terry sit on Cherry and Terry. Yeah. Oh, and Terry was on the cherry. Yeah. It was one it was one of the greatest nights of my life. All right, well you and I'll discuss that further later because not a movie activated particular conversation. But yeah, I saw the eclipse of like different famous people trying to do Pee Herman impressions, but I didn't have the sound up, so I don't know how they did. They seem to be hitting it facially. Okay . He is a returning ch ip . Who goes by the name Brian Q uinn ? Give it up for him, everybody . Thank you. I should say that to the mic. Flew out special for this. I did somewhere and brought his dirtiest hat, his oldest hat. Yeah . That he could find. I've got a fresh new hat on it. It's got a rooster on it, and I acquired it while I was attending Q's Comedy Festival in Key West Florida . Nice. This is great. Thank you for coming. You killed it. There are some people here that are that were from the festival. Oh, yeah, right there. They came just because they saw you at the festivals . Oh nice. Yeah, it's really helping my number Plus two, you know . You know, it's exciting when like there's always lots of shows any given night in comedy shows in Los Angeles. So you're always competing against a lot of stuff, but it's really nice when we can have these, you know, this weekend where like you're not only competing against a lot of stuff, but it's all heavily promoted and featuring super big names . So we appreciate the two extra people then. That's what I'm saying. Okay, yes. Okay. Or it started like you were dismissive of them, but now you're saying no, no, no , they're fantastic. No, I love them. I love them. I'm just talking about how there's a comedy festival where all the venues that would be doing a show right now anyway are roped into it. Did you get the gift the gift bag? Yes. I haven't. Is it good? I'm told there's a jacket in it. Why are you looking at me? Because you're the one that told me about the jacket. There's a jacket Amy and I are not getting gift bags. Oh no, that's too bad. Maybe I'll make a few calls. Okay, I didn't know I was losing a jacket in the boycott. Well, you can't lose it. You never hatch. Amy. Can I have yours? Yes If you really want it, you could have it. You got it. That's awesome. It's nice. It's not legally binding what I just said, but so but yes . Yeah. Thank you Bitch . Chelsea. I don't know. Chelsea. I don't know you . That's what I hear, Chelsea. It's Shelby, Shelby. Some of the same letters . I was really ballparking it there. The air and the e. Yeah , they were totally so similar. I don't know why the two of you don't get confused for each other all the time . Strangers with names . But thank you Brian. You were a returning champ to the program because on the show we did at the Q West Comedy Escape , you won . I did against our friend here, Ton Bell, but also I gu youress rival Nemesis. Mr. Joe De Rosa. Yeah. Who couldn't be here tonight because he forgot that he's in another show in this festival that's happening at the same time. Is it that or is it the yellow stri pe running down his back? He doesn't want to meet me in combat once again. He was probably yeah scared up against you I think it's the latter that's a good point that's a really good he was really like all full of apologies I can't. believe I have this other show I have to go do and now I know the truth. He just doesn't want to go up against you again. So now we have no durosa. No Dorosa . That should be his that should be his name in general. He's very negative individually. He is so negative. Did you give him the business? Did you give him the business a little bit when he when he told you? Yeah, because he was kinda it was kind of like one of those apologies where I would normally go, yeah , okay, no problem, but it's just been because this festival's going on I keep having, you know, there was multiple booking issues. And also I just had checked in with him earlier that afternoon. Like are you, sure you 're that same day? Yes. I'm sure you could do the show yesterday. I was like, Are you sure you could do it? And he texted back? Yep . And 's Man . I'm sorry, man. So perfect. That's what he said. Man, God damn, I can't believe I forgot about that shit, man . Man, exactly exactly what he said . When he texts that and you read it, that's how you hear it. Yeah, you get it in his voice, which is really nice . Because we've got this This is going to be tough for you tonight though, Quinn, because even though Nodorosa is a no show , you're still going to have to go up against someone who is also a returning champion , a champion many times over . It's Sam , the Man Levine . AKA Little Wolverine, AKA Little Logan, AKA, little Miss Sunshine. What's up Sunshine? Hi Dog . It's so nice to be back here at the UCB Theater where you this is such old times. Did you always try to sit on the end like that like you are now? I try to take that power seat. It evolved over the years and it really wasn't anything about power. It was just so that I could see everyone because I always felt like if I were in any of these seats and I were making jokes with you or something, people on the other side would be like flipping me off or pointing to the you, know what, a jerk this guy is behind my back. Sure, sure. So now just the crowd does that. But they're in the dark. I can't see them. It's fine. Yeah, we often times would have just the three people so you know you'd have to probably struggle to see everything. I just have I have weak neck muscles. I can't go back and forth. When there's four or more guests, you know where you know where to sit. You know what works for you ? Yep, that was annoying. Somebody's binging Chelsea . Shelby? I guess you were backstage but Shelby is already winner tonight. She won five dollars. Yeah. All right. Nice. It was taped under her seat. Nice. Yeah. It's real . And he may have lost a Brian in Florida, but who cares about that? He's a star of survival of the thickest new season combing soon. It's Tony Bell, everybody . That's a crazy intro that to introduce me as a loser is wild. Right on your back foot, right on your back foot. I mean, I prefer to be called not the winner . Well, also to introduce you as the star of Michelle's show is wild . Hey, That was me trying to make up for the loser part . Let me tell you something, everything I'm wearing right now is from wardrobe. I won 't man . one hundred percent down to the underwear. Yeah, you always look good on that show and this I really do admire the sweater you're wearing. I appreciate that. And you're so good on the show. This sweater may be in a gift bag at the Netflix is a joke . We'll see. You can't have my sweater. You get in my jacket, but if they're giving that away, I want it. Maybe everyone . I get gotta one of 'em. No, they're not. You know who won't get one? Sam because he's sitting like that. It's true . No, no shots fired there. He's right . It's 'cause of how he's sitting. All right, so listen, loser, are you ? Yes. Who's he talking to? Ton, are you ready to , you know, come back strong and compete with these people today? We got these are all great players Yes . Confident, nice. Fantastic . Before we play some games, I'd like to do a segment that I now call recommendation ation and Amy, you're gonna go first, so pay attention. I am. Recommend a movie. Just one movie . Nirvana, the band, the show, the movie. It keeps coming up on the show. People really li thatked movie.. I didn't see it I didn't see it this week. And then this week I watched it three times. It's so delightful. And one of the times I watched it with my brother who's fifty five and my niece who's fourteen, and we were all laughing at the same amount. It's a giggle for everybody . It's so Canadian. It's so weird. No, Amy. Well, I paid for it on Amazon Prime. Okay , but I'm not endorsing them. No No Yeah, it's it's a very, very interesting movie. It's I've never seen anything like it, but it's also so many laughs. Yeah. And so tender, it's about friendship Nice. Yeah . English. We just met . That's how every friendship starts . You gotta get it going somehow, but well that 's a good recommendation. There's a movie people might not be on their radar. And also I just got to say it, even once you've seen the movie, Nirvana, the band, the thing, the other thing is it's a weird title. It doesn't really there's no band trying to beat there's no Nirvana band at any point. They refer to the band it's like in their heads like they don't even play instrum . There's also a very funny movie gag in the movie, which I loved. I won't spoil. Yes. No, it's it pays tributes to other movies and it's it's a super fun experience and people should check it out. Brian , what would you like to recommend? It's an obvious one and I'm sorry for that, but evil dead too? Yeah , I don't know. Well, I mean, you know, there might be somebody who hasn't seen it yet. Has anybody not seen evil the evil dead ? Oh my god. Oh so good. So fun. You don't even know, really? Oh , I don't think you were gonna see me. Well, there's also I see you. I'm always watching. It's confusing now though, because if you like, oh, I'll check out these evil dead movies everybody to talk about. The Sam Rami ones were, you know, kind of comedy art.orr H ific, but also kind of cute and funny. Whereas then now they've rebooted it and the newer evil dead movies are just really violent and actually scary . And it loses something . Yeah. I mean, it might as well just call it something else. Like it doesn't have to be like a reboot of the thing if you're not gonna do the thing that made it, you know, so good, which was that it was just nutty . You know, it just added nuttiness. And I always like to talk about one time Bruce Campbell did my show , the Benson movie interruption and we watched Army of Darkness. Oh my gosh. And it was super fun just watching it with him and he did most of the talking . He's making fun of himself. Yeah, he's great. He's the best. He's one of the best people I've ever met . Yeah, he was so nice and he had a purple suit on and he but one of the funniest things he did is he got up during a crowd scene and pointed out an extra in the crowd and said, I hated this guy. I hate this guy. This guy's terrible. And like he really was like making faces and being weird in the, but so far in the background that like only Bruce Campbell knew about it and he had to point out to everyone . And me and Bruce and Jeff Tate decided we wanted to go outside and smoke some weed. You know, this was a few years ago . There was now there's an actual weed store right next to this movie theater in Rosemond, Illinois . But anyway, we went out we wanted to go outside smoke some weed and when we hit the exit door the alarm went off . And so me and Jeff Tate Bruce Campbell just start running. We just started running. Like you can't just leave the theater and come back in when it's your screening. We all acted like we got caught doing something. We got to get the hell out of here. We all had the same inst inct . Sam . Hey Doug. What would you like to recommend, buddy? I'm gonna recommend the film being there . Oh yeah. Oh, the few people in the audience went Oh , they're correct. And for the lot of you who are like, I don't know what those two words mean. Check it out. I don't know where you can stream it. I have the DVD and I recently rewatched it with my wife . Peter Sellers. Peter, the great Peter Sellers. It's kind of also become like a small genre , the movie where some idiot imbecile. Yeah. Everybody thinks they're smart because they, you know, are soft spoken. That's correct. There's been a few of those over the years, but it's a really good one. It's a really good movie, and it occurred to me that a lot of people under the age of fifty have never seen it. Yeah. So I'm gonna recommend it as I can. It's got a super memorable title. Everyone knows that being there. Being there . Yeah , not here . Yeah . No, it's about somebody who was there . Yep. They were they were being there. That's enough about that. We'll be tone . Oh boy. What would you like to recommend? I'm sorry. The I'm just going to give you something I watched like two weeks ago and I'm not proud of it, but I enjoy , I enjoyed it and I enjoy movies like this. There's a movie called Thrash Zero people . Did you say did you say thrash or the rash ? What did you hear ? I'm not sure. That's why I asked . Whichever you one heard that',s what I said. Okay, great. Thrash, it's a skateboard . Thrash. Is it a skateboarding bike movie? No, it's a shark movie. A shark But it's so bad it's so bad as it's so bad as watchable. I've I've really it's and I don't want to make this joke about my culture, but it's it's so you mean the sweater wearing culture? No . So glad that I have to spell that out for you . It makes you want to like yell at the screen . Right . Because it's so dumb , but it's great. Don't go in, don't go in there. There's a shark in there. I mean the ocean they warned you the sharks were out there. Why are you going in there? I mean there's a there's a can I just y'all y'all are not going to watch this, but no, they will There's a there's a I'm gonna say there's a teenage girl, right? There's a teenager which is not funny. There's a teenage girl who's like going through some shit. And then she runs into another lady who's like, I'm gonna say she's the grown up. She's like thirty, maybe, right? And she's pregnant. But this teenager , they're trapped together and the water in this town is rising. And now sharks are like coming in windows and she it's so wild. But saw it. In the theater , it's called Thresh. I loved it . But and the teenager has to like deliver a baby a baby ? A shark baby baby. We're gonna ruin it . Is that really what happens? She gets impregnated by a shark? No . No . I'll watch that movie. Yeah. Is that on the dark web? What is that on? That's exactly what happened. Tune in. The town gets flooded and sharks swim in. Yeah . Yeah. That's such a water level. That's such a better explanation of what I said from what he said. Such a good idea. And then they're swimming through buildings and shit, but then there's sharks coming through. Yeah, that sounds like the fucking greatest jaw sequel ever. That's. At one point there's a there's a lady who's like, I need to go swim to get that boat, but there's there's sharks over here and they have realized that you can sharks like vibration. So she finds a dildo . Yeah , in her mom's drawers and she puts it in a plastic bag, ties up and throws it over there and then all the sharks go that way and she swims to the boat. Cinematic Jesus . This sounds fucking awesome . This guy it wasn't good. Can you believe? I loved it. Can you believe one hundred percent of people haven't seen this? And you said Daniel D. Lewis is in this book . Sam, you heard me. It's called The the R rashash. starring Daniel Day Lewis. How did you come upon this movie tone? Yeah. Because I bought a ticket at a movie theater and sat down. Amy, I can't talk about that part . Okay , okay, you were in a hotel . How many sharks were there? A lot. Oh, at least eleven. But some bigger than others. If I was there 's eleven ocean sharks . I just like I was in charge of the Johns franchise. I'd be like, It's time for Jaws six and we get six sharks in that town . And it's fucking awesome. Yeah, swimming through like restaurants, like diners and shit. Right. And you know how like is it like Gremlins? How each Gremlin has a personality and she that likes. So the one shark has a scar has stripes and you know the different sharks. Will that make you want to watch him more? Yeah, then yes. Yes. Absolutely. There's a girl one with flaming her head. Yeah, there's one goes . There is a hammer head and I will tease you there may be a whale . This is awesome . Oh my God, he said there may be. If you watch this , and there is no win. Sit through the whole , sir. Well done . You really tricked us. The whale enthusiasts are gonna be fucked What if he's really confused and he actually watched Splash Really missed the message scary fish . There's a movie out right now that I have not seen called Deep Water that sounds like it's about a plane crash in the ocean where they go , oh shit, we crashed. But we lived. Oh sharks. Sharks. Aaron Dark away from the sharks. And Ben Kingsley. Yeah, Ben Kingsley's in it. As Gondi. Yeah. Wow. It's like what if Gandhi was in a plane, then? Yeah, got a shark infestation. He's trying to teach the sharks about going on hunger strikes , but it's not working. How do you get out of there? Too deep situation? I went too deep . You guys, Donnie went on a lot of hunger strikes . Also, why wouldn't you want to say something about sharks? Why deep water? Like also deep water was it was a movie three years ago with Ben Affleck . Like I don't understand the reusing of not only titles but titles that are boring to begin with. I mean it's Rennie Harlan and he directed Deep Blue Sea. So he has got he is staying in his lane. That lane is lane. It's part of the deep franchise. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No . Isn't it interesting? No one ever said that. I'm in now. I'm okay. I want to see it since his Rann Harley because he, you know, he knows his way around. I mean, did he d hardie too. Dumb. Sure did. Yeah, that's a great movie. Yep. Long Kiss Good Night's one of the best movies ever made, my opinion. Yeah, keep saying movies. Cutthroat Islands. You know, I love movies, Avi. I need ideas. You just did those new Strangers movies, the Strangers trilogy , and I didn't care for that. Sorry, Runnie? Let's do this. First of all, I just want to say thanks for those recommendations. I made a note. I will be seeing two of those . And fresh and what else ? And and the Rash and Nirvana, the Band, the movie, the thing, the other thing No, these are I haven't seen Thrash, I don't think, but those other three movies are classics and I'm sure it's the rashes. You don't thank me dad. Fun in its own way. Yeah, no, I think I will. 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We pick some name tags my guests to play on behalf of audience members to get the cool prize bag. Did you did my guest see what was in the prize bag? No . Check this out . We were chatting. You're not gonna believe this. There's like a really cool smoking device. Whoa. Stunda glass. Something is making noise . That's not it. No . Oh, okay. No, that's I appreciate the UCB still has the creaky old building noises . Some pipe is exploding. The plumbing sounds are still hearing . There's a shark coming through the wall. They can't take this out for a second because they can't get this . No, I have one of those things there from them that you turn around it looks like a glass pill. Is that a toothbrush? Oh, it's not too much. When you turn it around, it's sunding glass. Is that for enjoying tobacco? Yeah, you can put tobacco in it. Cool, cool. Yeah, it'd be a really weird thing to do, but you could . Here you go, Quentin. No, Amy, I didn't want you to have to touch that but is this ? It's exactly what you think it is. What do you think it is? I think it's a doorstop or a paperway. Yeah, but what's it in the shape of? It's a pipe. It looks like I thought it was a pipe smoked through it. Oh, you can't. No, you can't. Well, it's like kind of like a dick in a way, you know, like a penis and testicles in a way. In a way in a way . What do you think the thing is on the other end of the thing? Does it blow bubble? This then? That part, yeah, what's that weird? When you hand it to me, I was hoping it was a bowl, but now it just looks like an SD of some sort. It looks like maybe like a trigger, like it's a penis gun and that's the trigger. Oh baby please. Boom. Oh no, they're all trending now. Sorry, man. I don't even have a light cut. You want to light you can open it. It doesn't shoot anything. No, it doesn't happen. Sometimes that happens and it's very normal. Thank you, Amy, thank you . Sharks would chase that shit if you do that shit. No, it just I'm just saying if you had to. It's nice to know that isn't something you could do . Is this really for me or no? No, I just wanted you to do what you do. Oh, oh. It's good that we all just wanted to get back to happen . Yeah. Yeah. What is if you that're doing, they'll be on the internet. What is it? What is it? That's a nice box. It's from a movie about it's called Balls Out and it stars Mark Wahlberg and Paul Walter Houser. Soccer movie, right? And they invent they play two guys who invent a Oh the ball condom boom. There's Tone Noses shit. It's a full coverage condom. Yeah. So that's what is part, it like' thes knot that the was tied in . Oh yeah, but to be clear, that's not mine. That's not coming home . Have it if you want. I mean, I wouldn't, you know, I wouldn't mind it. I left room in my carry on. What do you think about the show? We don't have to go. The SA's gonna stop you for this one. Maybe you can make some sort of trade with whoever, you know, wins. Yeah. You know, you can like give them a well, that'll be mean. Give them assigned something in exchange for getting to keep this because they're oh I really want this anyway. That go. What do you want from the bag? He's already negotiated. Do you want it all? You don't know if you've won or not. I'll give you one I'll give you your choice the golden statue or the device and then we'll split Don't call it a statue . It's art . It's interesting they could have chosen any size of the penis. Shit. I was hoping she was saying I could keep the Oh, right. Yeah, the student . That's also a great way to turn down, Dick. You can keep the penis . I'm good . You keep that . You hang on to that . That's yours to keep. That's a little something for you. No , no, no, no, you keep the penis. Yeah . Go ahead and have that penis. So did I say we're back? Yeah, I said that a dinosaur story Here's who my guests are playing for today. Amy is played for Nick Cold . It's the poster for the movie Old and she put her name on it in Nicole . Brian is playing for Becca to the Future. I don't have to explain that one any further . Sam is playing for Pete The Heat because he has the poster heat and he changed it to Pete and Tone is playing for Jocelyn in the Hood . So congratulations to those four people and good luck everybody . Our first game today is called Bane Again . Bane is a great villain. We all know that, but what if he said things that other villains have said ? I'll say a quote from a movie villain using the bain voice either the first person on this stage to correctly shout out the villain's name or the actor's name because sometimes you know, it's easier to access one over the other. Sam will probably know both in each case, but we'll have to wait and see. Just shout it out when you know the answer you don't have to buzz in in any way and I'll just you know keep repeating it until somebody gets it. The first person to get two of these right is the winner of Bane . They've even got like something like making a hissing sound here. I kind of thought it was a person. Like, okay, it's time to play Bane again . But it's just Brian's holding his farts. No I'm not Not at all. Not even once . Yeah . That might be the hissing . He just got off a long flight. That's where the farts really start flying so to speak. All right , so let me get a character Yes. . What villain said this or what actor playing that villain said this ? Life's a bitch and so am I Cruella Devil? Oh, pardon me, I said the quote wrong, but that's incorrect. Pretty good guess, though. Not bad, not bad from that new Cruella movie. I love that movie. I don't know. Walter House. Dog's bitch. Is it Life? Life's a bitch? Life's a bitch? No, so am I Catwoman? That's right. All right. Yes. This fucking catwoman Michelle Fiber. Played by Michelle Fiber. That's right. Nicely done. I'm impressed. Yeah. That was really impressive. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, I liked it. All I want to do is impress him. Great job. Oh buddy, I was impressed by that guest. Yeah, where's it all the way over here? Oh, thanks, Val. Yeah, yeah, good stuff. I just want Sam to love me. Then you gotta let him win. Argued. No , no . No, wait. That's what I've learned. We've talked about it. It's true. He does well on this show just because everybody just wants to be liked by him. No , I can't they just sign out and let him have his way so they can just be friends . All right, here we go. Quinn's coming on strong. This is exciting. It's one quick was one question. Why are you gonna ? Duck, it was one . That was good, but that was tongue to duck. Okay . I can't breathe in this thing . Rick Marenis? That is correct . Rick Mere is space falls as dark helmet . I thought that was so funny when I was just looking for things like Bain saying I can't breathe in this thing . I can't breathe . All right , great job. Sam's on the board. Sam or Brian could take this if they get the next one right. Amy or Ton could slow their roll if they hop in and do some business. I'm about to go get a beer . Go ahead. No, no, I'm about to go get a beer. Oh, I'll let you know when there's a quick commercial break. There'll be a quick break where you can do this. It would be about thirty forty minutes for me. Maybe I have a chance. I told you to bring him back up. I did. You literally did. You did say bring it back. You bring it back up. No, a smart person would bring a second beer and they would be warm by the time you get to it. That's what the really smart warm beer better than no beer, baby. Thank you. That is true. That is true. Nobody makes me bleed my own blood . Ben Stiller. That is correct. Ben Stiller is White Goodman in Dodgeball, a true underdog story This is what it's like with Sam every time. Yes. Okay. Sam is pretty good. You got you got him on that first round cue, so don't feel too bad. I've got one more here and I'm just gonna do it for fun and Sam won that game, but I'm gonna do it anyway . It's only after we've lost that we're free to do anything . Tyler Durton? There's Tyler Durden from Mike Club. All right. Yeah, good job, Brian. Thank you . But he also knew it. He just was trying to be a nice guy. Over there . Because there's no face . Yes, yes, indeed. But yeah, that was Brad Kitt, who of course is Cox brother . All right . Let's do one more. There's one more. Let's do it. Let's do it . Don't you say anything? I'm Micah Stone Touching Cowboy . Or should I call you mister McLean Somebody from Diehard? Subscribe . Hans Grubans Grubers? Oh no. Grub s Grubber. You said it first. No, you said it first. It doesn't matter. Fun Hans Gruber Fact . Yes . That is Allen Rickman's first movie. Yeah, he's a fancy really. He's a fancy stage actor. He almost said no to the role because he didn't want to display some holy shit. Stupid terrorists, yep. It used to be an inspiration for me 'cause he was forty four, but then now I've surpassed that . So guess it's just fucking hopeless Grandma Moses . Something will come along. He died Old could use . What didn't twenty sixteen get him? I don't know, whatever that matters. twenty sixteen get him. Yeah, rem rememberember that? A lot of people died in twenty sixteen. That was awesome. But not the president. It was a calling. It was great. Who are we talking about? Alan Rickman. Oh yeah How old was he when he died? Is what? Yeah, he was n't when he died, he was probably forty sixty sixty something seventies . I don't know. Did you just say maybe my first role would be Grandma Moses? No, I said think grandma Moses aim for that if you're using age as a success. The age of someone else is successful as a number to shoot for it. Okay. su Sheper was old and she did that. Thank you. Helpful. I'll learn how to paint. No, you're misunderstanding . I can already act, but I'll figure some other stuff out. Can I hear you? I just think Albertman would still be with us today if he didn't go to Johnny Depp's barber shop. Wow All right , this next game that was solid. That was solid. Thank you. Thank you very much. This next game is called Is it Hemsworthy? Who doesn't love the Hemsworth Brothers ? Who knows what movies they've been in? Somebody, somebody out there has to . I'll name a movie and you guess if it has Liam Hemsworth or Chris Hemsworth or neither . There is a third Hemsworth. There's a third, right? Yeah, I didn't want to get into it. Okay . What's the third's Hemsworth's name? Chad? Chad no . Billy Baldwin Stinky . Billy Baldwin Hemsworth . What has the third one been in, Sam? Like is he act? Yeah, he was on Westworld. Oh, okay. That's right. Was he a human or was he a robot? He was not a host. He was a human.. Oh, no Turned out to be a robot? I think they all turned out to be turned out to be a robot. Yeah, I love that episode where they pulled back and the director and the crew were all robot. Yeah. And then you look down and you realize you were a robot. No. It was quite a trick . Oh no. He was like the head of security, right? I didn't think so. Yeah. I don't know. That whole show was, I don't do drugs, but it felt like I was doing drugs. Yeah. When I tried to watch it wait, what's his name? Hemsworth. He's Chad. He's older Hensworth. Chad actually sounds weird. I don't think it's Chad. I think it's like Luke . There is Luke. Luke, I'm your father . He's my favorite Hensworth, but we're not counting him. We're cutting him out. Luke Hensworth is can fuck off . He can fucking slag off that sorry piece of shit I didn't know about. Sorry not Thor. uck F you so aware of him. One time I saw Liam in his swim trunks in real life with my own eyeballs in real life. Wow . Yeah, it was nice. Have a look, yeah. I'm sure Luke is pretty didn't get the job. All right, so who won that last game? Sam . Of course it was Sam . All right. So Sam's going to go first on this next one on this game and then we'll go to Amy and Brian and Ton . Hopefully everyone will get a chance . Yeah , so everyone should get a chance. All right, so we'll start with Sam. I'll name a movie. Liam, Chris or Neither. Got it. All right , round one . The midnight me at train . Oh that's a great one. The midnight meet train. That's the movie I've been meaning to see . I want to say look at his thinking hand It's from a bob dollan. Dolphin . See your pen? I do. I'll say Chris . Ain't correct? Okay , Amy . Liam . Incorrect . Quinn . No Hemsworth. No Hemsworth whatsoever. The midnight meet train. You still made him guess. Fuck. I know it's crazy, right? I don't make the rules, yeah. I just follow them. All right, so yeah, if you're the third in line, you got a good shot. Got a good shot. Stuart wrong. It's a gimm point,ick buty it's also amazing that both of 'em gets wrong, you know, so you know you got luck on your side, Quinn. But bottom of a feeder. I don't is up first on this next one. Liam Liam or Chris are neither the expendables two TO Neither. I love the third in the series . We're still expendable You say neither? I'm gonna go neither. That's incorrect. Liam . Sam Liam . Are you sticking with that answer? Yes, sir. Do you know that for a fact or is it a guess? That is a ninety eight percent sure thing he's at least in one of those movies. Yes , he is in Expendables too. It is Liam . Which way, Hello, which one is No, keep glad I'm sorry. Which one's Liam? He's the one that looks kind of like Chris, but isn't Chris . It's got eyebrows, like weirder eyebrows. He used to date Miley and he shredded . And Amy song and Swim Trump song . Yeah . Oh , I don't know. Miley hasn't had that many long term relationships. Which one's like the super high one with the store? Who's the store? Chris . Chris's store, all right? Yeah. That's that part where I call the super high . I have a wife, guys. It's okay. She agrees with it. No, she did. You already offered to swap her . Amy, that was that was during the commercial break . Okay, so who got that last one? Oh, Sam got it. All right, so that means we move on to you, Amy, you gotta go first on this next one . Liam or Chris are neither the ugly bug ball . Neither. That's correct. That's not even a movie . I just try to work that. I've always thought there should be something called the ugly bug ball. What? Because they have their own dance 'cause they're all the ug liest bugs. Like even at bug standards, they're the ugly ones . So they have their own dance, and it turns out, you know, they're kind of cute if you get to know them. Doug, you should have been one of the Seinfeld writers who didn't name all the fake movies in the show. Sack lunch . I think you should work for Pixar. That sounds workable to me. I think it's cute. I think it could happen. But who got the point on that one? Amy. Amy, okay. Well, some bugs also like butterfly's very beautiful body, but you know, it's like a butterface situation. What about that butterfly butterface ? The movie I'd buy it . She makes those pants look really good, but her fly Sony in the room? Is that one company that makes all movies in the room? Has that happened yet? Is there just one big company at this point? It's all independent or Sony . All right , so Ton, I'm sorry to say that there's a three way tie that you're not you're not a part of. Yeah, that's cool. But you'll be about to join in? You'll be back in our next game after you're also be going able to to get a beer and just a moment . But we go to Brian. If you get this one right, Brian , you win this game. If you miss it, Sam has a chance to win. If Sam misses it, Amy just wins. There's a lot writing on Twitter for me . Chris or Liam are neither Arkansas or Kansas to some . It sounds like the sort of shit that Chris did between Thor movies . I'll say Chris . No . Sorry. Sam. There it goes down the drain. Sam, alright, flipping a coin here. Oh shit. I'm gonna say neither. I don't see a coin . That is it correct, Amy? Liam is the correct answer . Liam was in Liam Hemsworth was in Arkansas. Probably not you knew that one ? No, but I would have. Oh, okay. All right, well, congratulations to Amy. She won that game. That means she gets to go first in our deciding game tonight, which we will play right after these messages. We'll be right back . If you love movies and surprises, playoff hockey is right up your alle y. Just like a wild movie twist, every shift in the Stanley Cup playoffs can change everything. NHL on TNT has the best coverage, with stars like Paul Bissinet bringing the laughs, and Wayne Gretzky breaking down the action. The panel is just fun to watch, making every game feel like a big event. Studio coverage adds to the drama, so you never miss a moment. Watch the Stanley Cup playoffs on TNT, TBS, True TV, and HBO Max We're back . All right, we got one more game to play and those last two games were pretty silly . This one's a little bit more serious for the cineophiles that enjoy that sort of thing . Did I remember saying a dinosaur story? This is this game is called Butch and Sund . Yay . I think I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how people react to this . Paul Newman and Robert Redford , the late great actors were not only actors, but they also directed movies as well. That's true. I did the research and I wrote down the top ten movies direct ed by either one of those gentlemen according to Rotten Tomatoes Tomato Meter. Yes . So there's some Newman's, some Redfords . And the four of you are going to take turns. You'll each get three guesses ultimately, but you're going to take turns guessing movies directed by those two gentlemen. Very it's very high difficulty level. I really wanted to stick it to Joe Dorosa . And he stuck it to you. Yeah . And but you do have you'll take turns saying movies. If it's on the list, I'll tell you where it is on the list. If it's number one, it's worth ten points. If it's number ten, it's worth one point. If it's anything after ten, which isn't too many between the two of them, but I think they directly like fifteen movies . But you also have a lifeline you can use at any point . Some people just use it right away , but you can go to the person whose name tag you chose to ask them for an answ er and then you don't have to use it. You can switch to something else . So just be sure to use it in one of the three rounds. Don't be like Aussie and not use your thing to save yourself on Survivor . He got kicked off last night. He had an immunity idol in his fucking pocket . Oh, did he just spoil that for someone? Oh, I can tell there was the quietest little . Thank you for coming to this instead of watching your phone TV show . I'm so sorry . I thought twenty four hours was enough time. I don't know. In today's world, Doug. Yeah. No, it's true. I should have waited twenty five hours. Which would be after the show and I wouldn't be having a microphone. All right So like I said , Amy's up first , then Sam , then Tom. I mean , do you want to go to your lifeline immediately? I have some things in my head that may or may not be directed. Don't know either of them. Yeah, I don't know why they're there. I haven't directed anything recently, so that makes it a little harder. Okay, I don't know why I want to say this. What happens if it's wrong? I'm out. No, you just get zero points and you still have two more guests. Oh , you can go ahead and go to your lifeline immediately if you feel like you might No, I like to take risks I want to say bridges of Madison County How badly do you want to say it? I want to go to my lifeline . Who directed that movie? Clinton . Oh, shit. Another old fuck. Okay . Nicole , she's been watching Survivor not movies . Don't what the hell? Don't have any Redford or Newman's. This isn't easy. It's hard. Did Newman direct cool hand loop? Maybe after you hear some No They both of a well, I'm not sure there's not a lot of acting in their own movies. Yeah . Okay . So you wanna stick with Madison County? Well, no, I know that it's wrong . So that's okay, yeah Yeah., we'll just move on . Sea biscuit . Not a bad guess not a bad guess at all. They totally When you hear these answers, you're going to be like, why wasn't Seabiscuit in there? Seabiscuit was directed by that guy that you wrong. He did all the hunger games movies. That's right. The first trilogy. He also directed wrote and directed Pleasantville. Okay A very fun movie. Yeah, no bonus points for this. Okay, I don't need any . I didn't mean it like that . What do you think critics thought was the best movie directed by Redford or Newman. I think it was a best picture nominee from nineteen ninety four and one of my all time favorites quiz . Quiz Show, directed by Redford starring Tutoro and ay Fiance is number two on the list . Second best reviewed movie directed by one of those two gents. So Sam's got nine points. It's a is strong lead but not, insurmountable tone . I mean , what are we doing? Do I go to your lifel ine? No, I'm gonna guess wrong like a man . When you just, okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna make a guess, but you let me get in my soapbox for a second . When you said this category of this game, we described this game. I the entire time I was thinking about, what have they acted in? Sure . And I am wrong in that that's not what you said at all. No, the movies they direct yeah. Yeah, no, no, I got it. Yeah . So you self correct it and you're ready to go. Well, it's going to be wrong, but I'm correct in my wrongness. Okay I'm gonna just say it because I love the movie this thing. And I don't know if anyone of them directed it, but Sam will tell you who directed it Don't make me. Say it. Say those three words, Santa. It's not Sidney Pollock. No . Who is it? I didn't like I didn't like George Roy Hill. Okay, I didn't like Sant's face. Sorry Over, he's like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm very sorry . No, he's a villain. I told you I'm sorry. That's still, you know, you're you know, you're still in the game tones so don't I'm still the word may be in the g notame but I am, at the tape. Yeah. You better fucking get this for all of us. You got it . I don't even know. All right, Q. What do you got over there? It's a shot in the dark. I'm gonna save I'm gonna save Becca for the next round. I'm going to say is nobody's fool directed by these guys ? Nobody's fool was directed by Newman , I believe, and any stars in it and it was turned it out rotten . I like that that movie that nobody's fooled . It could still be like fifty percent or something, you know, but it's officially rotten like well that was my best shot. I mean that was it. So he's right, he's just not in the top ten. Yeah . People 's such a good movie. He is. Yeah, I thought Chris Willis? Yeah, he's cheating on his wife, but he feels bad about it. It's a whole thing. , it's fucking crazy. Melanie Griffiths is she? Yeah, she works . Yeah. And Newman plays the lovable old scoundrel in the town. It's a great movie. I don't know how it's Sam back . No, it's a fun movie. Yeah. No downgrade. Well, fun is what you tell people when you don't like what they did, but you don't want to insult them. You're like, nah, it was fun, man. It was great. And practical jokers is so fun. It's so fun. So fun. You guys are great. You're having so much fun. It's a lot of fun with that show the way you made it. It's so fun. It's so much fun . All right, here we go. Amy, here's your second chance to wanna go to the again . She didn't have shit. She didn't have anything . It's like I think of Robert Redford. I just I picture like creeks and streams and horses orange covers . You know, like of the movie posters, like oh yeah, a lot of earth tall autumnal . Yes, autumnal dog, yes. Yeah, I see that . So say one of those the player. Oh, that's you didn't describe that movie. No . I don't know why it just popped into my head. That's fun. That's Robert Altman made that. Fuck. This is a fun side game for me to name the actual director. Countryside, horses, rivers, the player . I know there's a horse movie in here somewhere The mule You don't have to wait, Amy. Your third guest is gonna be Clinny Switch. It's Clinny Swood again. Yeah, probably. I only know Twinny Swood movies. I mean, late, Eric too, you know. Very late. Oh yeah, yeah, a threes withome two young women who was disgusting. Why? He has two threesomes in that movie. He does. Two. So six altogether? Okay, I'll follow Sarah, we're back to you. Are you gonna punish everybody by actually knowing I have a huge Doug? What do you think it is? Well, the last time I named a film that was nominated for Best Picture , this one actually won . No best picture. Best picture. And it is a heartbreaking film. It's so sad. Called Ordinary People. Ordinary People directed by Robert Redford ninety percent on Raw Tomatoes , his first movie that he directed and Timothy Hutton won best Sporting Actor and the movie is about Timothy Hutton's character. He's in almost every scene. And he got supporting actor 'cause 're what they do to the kids. You know, like Tayton O'Neill also was like in every scene paper like they're just like, well, but you're a child. So supporting actor. Good job, but anyway, it's a really good movie. The late great Donald Sutherland and Mary Tyler Moore are very stiff and uncomfortable in a good way. That was worth seven more points for Sam 's. Oh, oh, thanks. Yeah, no. Where's that on the list? Number four? Number four? Oh wow, I saw that. Can we just get a score update? I thought I said it was number four on the list. Okay, let's go through it. Sam has sixteen points. Will you just get me go ahead? Ton wants to pass . Brian has zero points . And Amy has, I like to call it double zero because you've had two guesses that were both wrong . Tony, you're going to go to your lifeline or you're going to play like a man . I'm going to jocely on this one. Yeah. If Jocelyn knows any Paul Newman or Robert Red ford directed films. You can't disappoint me more than I've disappointed you . What do you got? That's the one anyone talking about whisperer , you were so close to te baiscuit exactly. Hey, hey, hey, don't don't point a jocely like that . It's my teammate right here . We like to go with the horse. Horse whisper, whisper is number eight on the list. Bitch Wheel on the board. Directed by Robert Redford , starring Robert Redford , and a very young Scar Joe Joe Joe Hansen. I call her Jo e. I call her JoJo. So if you look like a Scar Joe, I call her Jo Joe. All right . I call her Scar Scar because she's seen lion king twice . All right, Brian , you're up, dude . Let's get you in the game here. I know I'm trying, but I don't think I'm right, but did you go to your lifeline? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm dry. I don't mean to interrupt you. Do you get like forty point points for that? How manys have we get? You have now you have the most points like more just more. He doesn't. Just try ing to be nice. Oh, that was a joke. Okay . Your answer was a joke. Oh shit, guys calm down guys, come on. Netflix is a joke Netflix is a joke. Thank you, Amazon. Thank you for bringing all around. I said some negative things early on the show, but I just want to say that Netflix is a joke. You got this cute Festival. Don't have it. I think you do. No, you can please argue. You stopped me from flopping on my face a few seconds longer, so I appreciate it. A river runs through it. Did you check that one? You guys? No, I'm gonna do that for the third round. Okay, so what's your guest now? A river runs. Yeah. It's on the list. It's a Robert Redford joint. All right. Sorry, Brad Pitt. All right. Bridges of Madison County. Another cock wasn't in it though. Number five, you're on the board with six points. Thank you. I'm happy to be here. Yeah . I know that number one next time. No , I think I've tied it up with some I think that's right , banker better know that number one. Yeah . I know the general feelings of the movies that you directed. Yeah, no, you you described Horse Whisper and River runs through it so well without using the words runs through it in a whisper . But you did mention rivers and horses . It was saying that yeah, you helped it. Yeah. Happy to help you. I've just met you and I already love you. Great. Let's kiss Are we doing this? Oh my god, are we gonna do this? Amy, it's your turn. Why is so nervous? Let's go to Nicole again Nobody ever calls me on it. Okay, um I don't I get another lifeline. No, I just keep saying let's go to Nicole because she didn't know any at all, so I was hoping she might have thought about it. Oh, okay, I'm gonna . Go with Star Man directed that, Sam. Is it John Carpenter? No . Yes, it was. Okay. It was a softer side of John Carpenter. Yeah. True. Jeff Bridges is in it. He's so good. He's good. He's good. He's an alien, but if you watch the movie thinking he's a robot instead of an alien same movie. See, I just like I just like to talk about movies with my friends. It's fun. Yeah, without all this . It shows start off as just sitting around talking and then Sam Levine came along and made everything so competitive. All right , I can be out, it's okay. So yeah, you're not out necessarily . You can still hang out and be here with us. Be present . But Sam is gonna No, I don't know another one. You know what? Because it's my last chance. I do want to check in with Pete. Oh, that's fine. Half ideas. You know, he did, but it's very unlikely that that's up there . But that was nice so yeah. That was nice. For the list , Pete said lines for lambs . I don't think he directed . Which one? That's really nice. No, that was Tony Scott. Yeah, Jesus Christ I feel like we just entered another podcast. This is wild. The one I'm thinking of, there's no way it's on this list because it was just it did not do well, but Lions for Lambs was like a it was like yeah, it was a prestige movie. Tom Cruise, Meryl Streep . Redford himself? Redford himself . Let's roll the dice. I like it, Pete. Let's go with Lyons. Did you say Redford himself as Kevin Pollock or Albert Brooks or Bulls? Probably Bill Cosby? No. Yeah, Bill Cosby. Shut up . Yeah, somebody should be going around town with posters there. Bill Cosby and then Flakes is a joke. He's post them all over town. I can't believe I didn't do that. Yeah, you should have. I'm crazy. It would have been great . All right, Sam, you go you going for the Lions for Lance? Yeah, why not? That movie was fun for me because ever since it came out, often think is it lambs for lions or lions for lambs. It could go either way, but it is number fourteen On the list. Sorry, we tried people you were right. twenty eight percent on rotten tomatoes for that prestige movie. Well, it didn't work. You know why? You know why? Boy. Because I read for it and they didn't hire me. Readed Forget and the next day though, you were a new man and you got cast in freaks and geeks. All right , Ton y, ruin your lifeline? Jocelyn what do you got Oh we already wet to her once? Oh damn it Sam, why would you say that? Well , you know, it's not a runaway, I got to keep it fair . Yeah, we got to wrap it up. We got it. Num oneber is still out there. No time issue. Okay, is it I can't talk to Jocelyn . Is she ever another one? She might hang on, hang on . Again, Sam, the horse whisperer . Look at yourself. Look at yourself . Why do you do this to me? Why do you put me in this spot? It's a no win situation for me you could just sit there and win quietly . I don't know. Somebody has Google. There's no way I think your points are still going through . There's no way it's gonna happen in the moment. Thank you God, Jocelyn . The conspirator . Oh , yeah. Might as well do it. Let's do it. Conspiratory. The conspiratory. Number ten on the list. Directed by Robert Redford, but it's just worth the war. Sam's not happy about that. Sam it was just Dougloves putting me in that he's bothering me. I just want it. Now Sam has to be like about the rule. I'm telling you, Sam makes the rule. He doesn't like you . I think if play poker with Sam. I always walk away . It's crazy because Sam wants me to lose worse, I'm already losing. That's not he plays poker so seriously that if you have any fun at all, you feel like you're intruding on him. That's not true. It does. it's very frightening. Doug, I think if he picks up we should all be able to call Darosa as a lifeline . It will pick up all right . Right. Okay, if I do the lifeline, do I have to go with it or because I have you don't have to go with it. Well, then I might as well do it. What she's got. What do you got? Becka Becca says the legend of Becca Vance . Fuck, but that is not a univers ally beloved movie. People have it was a universal film . Yeah . I think I'm pretty sure they made it. I'm gonna go ahead and say sneakers anyway. Oh , that was directed by Phil Alden R obinson. Yeah. When I say anyway, I'll get it out of my system and then I'll say what matters. You want to get baggy with it? Yeah, you're getting baggy with it. I'm getting baggy with it. Yeah. You got to stay for the end credits if you watch Legend of Bagger Vance, because Will Smith's in as a caddy and then he sings getting Baggy with it. Yeah. I'm gonna get Baggy with it at the end. All right, number twelve on the list. Okay, sorry to say you have not managed to surpass great Sam Levine and he is our winner . Are you happy ? Not like this . Not like this at the end. Say it off my head prepared. Long pause. Could be anybody . Oh o,kay, we'll go back to the classic. All right. Well, we're here. We're at all started, Doug. Yeah, we really are. All right. Sam, where would you like to plug? Oh, folks, you could find me on Cameo, of course. But yeah, why not? I do all kinds of videos. It doesn't have to be a birthday or an anniversary. Whatever you need, if you need, you know, silliness, I'm your man. Be sure to follow him on Cameo. They have a follow feature. They do on Cameo. So go on there and follow him . So I had to ask what that is. I want to look at it again. I'd ask what the follow feature is. If you lower your prices, it lets everyone know who's follow ed you. So they're holding out a discount. They get alerts for when you go cheap. Yes. All right. So if you want to do ten dollars a camera or whatever you might get that day and decides to do five here you go. I'm considering it . They're all bad. Yeah. All right, we gotta watch it. That's it. All right. Thank you, Sam. Tonebell, what would you like to promote? We're promoting Tonebell. com at Tombell, all my socials new specials probably being shot in July, so hopefully y'all see that soon. And I have a movie coming out in August called Caudy Versus Acme , which is the new ? Yes. I can't wait to see that. I play free. I play a person, not a cartoon , so you'll see me. I look Mexican. I'm not, but I love it. And I love Mexicans. It's probably the pancho. Probably the poncho in the Samburo. It's a mustache, I'm pretty sure, but the poncho does not hurt. Oh, you got mustache for no beard? Yeah. Oh, yeah, I could see that. Yeah . So yeah, and that's it. And if y'all are out Saturday night, just for the people in the room, people listening, you won't be here. But people Saturday night headlined a show on the west side of town so, look me up if y'all want to come through right on. Yeah. Brian , Hugh Quinn. I mean, I guess we're just shooting a new season of impractical jokers, so I guess just that. Is it fun of it? Is it fond of it? anyway Are you guys having a lot of fun? It's so much fun. We're having fun. That's great. Sounds fun Sounds fun. It's fun. And I do a podcast called Talm Studi Day for sixteen years . For like sixteen years I've been doing it as almost as long as you've been doing this. Yeah, crazy . Thank you. Thank you . Aby, Aby Bill . Oh, just follow me on Instagram, AB Miller comedy. Taking some time