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Dumpster Dive: A Reality TV Deep Dive
Tom Hamlett
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From Love Island USA S8 - Ep.23 - 27 w/ Noor (@therealityispod) — Jul 5, 2026
Love Island USA S8 - Ep.23 - 27 w/ Noor (@therealityispod) — Jul 5, 2026 — starts at 0:00
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As and sisters, As and sisters. notot sissy, As in I'm calling you a slur Wait what Was that an upgrade or a downgrade? You No I can't a sister. a sister an upgrade, of course. Okay, okay. because I am I'm the third I'm the third Hamlet sister And then also, thank you for the anniversary shout up. but I do want to be very clear that I do not support a straight culture like that. So if you don't want to wish me Happy anniversary, I understand marriage is a made up patriarchal construct and You know People should be free to do whatever they want Shout out to Taylor and Tvis But the Swifties are out for blood But you'll share anniversary Now she getting married today or tomorrow? No today, babe. They are all getting shuttled into MSG right now, all the celebs Empperising, weirdo But yeah, me and Taylor, I guess. Yo. I don't think my following is heavy on the swwifty side of things. I think that's maybe why I'm not bigger Um So I feel that this is a safe ish place, but I just have to say, I support you if you are a swwifie. I am die hard in the beehives. so I understand just loving your icons. So and I'm like a pop culture fiend where like I just want to learn I always want to learn why people like something. Like I want to like get intel on wait, why does this Why does this, you know, make you so happy? Like, I'm not judging you. Like I want to learn about like what it is of like Just show me your culture. it all. I support it all, I support white culture So I try and consume Taylor when I can. I just have to say as a New Yorker whichich I can identify as that at this point.. Jo. I just don't think that I just think that getting married at MSG is weird. I understand there is an ounce of like security because like there's no There's no drone photos that can be taken from above and everything. like it's it's inside and secured, but like Go to New Jersey has a ton of places like Yeah. Just wedding venues as far as I could see Yeah, you're going to the busiest part of the busiest city in the entire world. And like I'm glad that I'm glad Dumpster Dive is a safe place, hopefully crossing my fingers. I hope it's a safe place We're gonna say what I'm about to say right now. But I did have a listener went and like commented on every single thing that they could possibly find of mine YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Instagram threads. to tell me that I was being absurd about saying like Congratulations on your one hundred four degree wedding because climate crisis is directly correlated to private jet usage. So I hope you are fine Enjoy the energy being sucked into MSG and the entire grid going black Poor Zoran, my beloved Zoran had to be like, guys, turn on the air conditioning a little bit. It is going to be a scorcher out there. And Taylor's like, what if I just blasted in MSG Here's the thing. I think the MSG energy is the least of our worries. My bigger concern is the high rise buildings that have nobody in them that have HVac units running around the clock. So billionaires can have units. Yeah. That's where our energy should be. I don't honestly, I don't care about the MSG HVAac. I care about the abandoned guys, there is a if you don't know N York City, there is nextant N like right next to Nal Park, but you can certainly see it. It's like the tallest apartment building, I think in At least North America, Continental United States, I don't know It is it hangs over the city and is heavily unoccupied because it's just a bunch of rich ass billionaires who just bought units to say like I have unit in that Oh yeah, it's called Central Park Tower. Yeahah And no one lives there and it moves when the wind blows couldould not catch me on the hundredth floor And Kicks was telling me that in this Kicks, I think can be susceptible to Misinformation, sadly our beloved. Beloved. Beloved showed me a TikTok where she Yes she or it was a real or something about how like if you're on the ninetieth floor in the elevator like and there's an emergency. You can of course go down the steps, but there's also and there is a a hook for an emergency parachute that you can use to jump out of the b. I don't think that's true. I don't I don't think that's true. I don't think that's true. Kicks If you're listening, she's not. She's not Anyway, yeah, congratulations, I guess. I mean, it's going be a scorcher out there this weekend. So actually the bigger concern to me for people in New York City is I hope that you stay cool. I hope that you stay comfortable. I hope you have a bunch of Mrter softies and ics and try to stay cool because that's a scarier thing that's happening is the climate. So No, it's it's really hot. I mean, I just ran to go grab a couple of groceries and I mean, I had under boob sweat And you don't even have boobs No. No, I mean probably's like an A cup, maybe. No, you don't Yeah, I am curious though, like why It's Why? is why was Taylor like Of all the days, like let's go kind of like America. You don't want to hear my answer Yeah, And I'm going to leave it at that that was rhetorical.' want to love Island. And by the way, if you're wondering why I got married on july third, it's because Pakistanis have three day weddings and we need long weekends to get married. So a lot of us have wedding anniversaries on Memorial Day weekend, Labor Day Wekend July fourth, Thanksgiving and Christmas time That's beautiful. That's funny because I was just dragging in the city about O Yvonne having three weddings. and you had three weddings in one weekend. At three wedding events, watch your mouth Okay guys, we have a lot of love vols. Let's talk about Speaking of straight shit, let's talk about L violence. Stight shit, y'all The show gets straighter and straighter by the second. So wait wait before you talk have USA. A you have you watched UK at all Yeah, yeah, I've watched like fifteen episodes probably, but I still have quite a bit more to get to. And I had to stop because I I was like, I stopped reading. L I need to get back into my reading. I need to get back Yeah. I only read two books in the month of June because I watched so much Love Island. zero. Zeroero. It's okay I read five April. Yeah, of course. That's exactly what happens. And then likeve it's like Love Island and then like fucking suummer House took over our lives and then Big Brothers coming back. It's a lot. okay to we obviously As we see with Sincere's vocabulary, we have a literacy crisis in this country. So we do need to go back to reading our books. So I do hear Sincere. I mean, Jen out here is saying come promise Come promise. Y'all, No, I'm serious. like I saw have you seen the re that everyone's like been making? We're not everyone's been making. Everyone's been resharing of that woman talking about the literacy rate in the United States Yeah compared to Leiolland. Yeah I mean, guys, it is actually like your brain starts to go places. you're like, wait, like these are the kids that We were in like very formative times in high school during COVID while Bryce was waiting tables in the city Everybody else was everybody else was trying to just like turn sixteen and Bryce was having his frontal lobe develop. So it's a big difference Yeah. ye, they were all coloring in coloring books and Bryce was shakaking teenies at cve. So But it's clear honestly because Bryce has emotional intelligence. like he does actually. He does. does He has vocabulary. Mhm Mhm Yeah inspire I don't think he knows what the word sincere means actually now that we're talking about it I like, you know, New Jersey, by the way, is a great state. I love living here. I went to high school here. I actually am really happy that I raise my kids here. where I'm a big proponent of public schools. My kids go to a really great school Um I'm like involved in the school so I feel pretty trusting of it Sincere, you are not making it look good for New Jersey public schools because he is from South Jersey. and I was like, o, brother. But of course, he did go to school during Zoom. He's a Zoomer. These are Zoomer kids Isn't that crazy? Is that what they're called Zoomers? I hate that I'm sorry, that's what they are. Also, but to just quickly go back to UK, UK is so refreshing. UK is so good. And what the best thing I love about UK is they get a text in the middle of fucking breakfast and then they're like, everybody line up. We're doing a recoupling. They're like, fuck or like they're like everybody line up. best and worst couples in the villa You might get dumped? You might not Everybody you're about to go to bed Too bad. You're going to a sleepover with bombshells. Like it's so It's so random that the stakes are quite high, I feel like U S needs some of that too So Well they're high, but they're low. I mean, they're also like they all the cast kind of buys into the premise more. I think unfortunately, Americans take everything, you know, incredibly personally and seriously and not a lot ofas are happening and everyone in the US for the most part is considering this a launching point for their career Rightfully so. That's like the ecosystem of reality TV now. In the UK, they just aren't like that. They're just like some of them some of them will go be influencers. Some of them will go on and be on like Love Island All stars and Love Island games or whatever. But some of them will probably just go back to like the town they live in and just live life and be that happy. like It's like what imagine, I think it's what happens when you have like when you get like paid a living wage, where you could like afford housing, where you have universal health care, It's like you're not dying to go on a reality TV show to like make enough money to like, you know, get an annual like Ie exam sureure If we got universal healthcare Would reality stars not be good anymore because there's no drive Would they not want to work anymore? If they had if socialism takes over, will realorality startars want to work anymore Oh my god, and then we'll be out of jobs It's really hard to be a derate socialist these days. So guys, yeah, a lot of episodes here to talk about the in the USA.Quickly. we're just gonna to chat about this cake challenge real quick. Meg the Stallion came in. I'm so happy that she came back. on the season and I'm happy that this was not that was teased at all. like we really just found out in the sneak peek day of and she looked absolutely gorgeous. seem to be in good spirits. Our girl has gone through a shit ton of mess in the last six months and She's always going through something and I just I hate that for her because like she deserves the world and she's so talented and she looks hot as And I sorry screamed when Kenzie saw her walk in and immediately was like, this is my audition to be ous and just started working for Meg And Meg looked at that white girl and said, don I don't know about all this. She said, Same your clam down on the ground. like I know you want to do. You can Same your clam, get it over with, and on. Go on. All right, go ahead. And then in the cake challenge, like, you know, we were throwing cakess at each other' faces twerking, we were sitting on cakes and really the biggest mean there wasn't too much drama necessarily, but we did get confrontations between Kasey and Anaya and And enzie and Corbin, but I mean, really the stand up moment was just was Trinity saying to Kasey Still you rise, I guess This episode is brought to you by Accenture. When your advertising operations fall out of sync, everything else follows. Spotify and Accenture are working together to reinvent the rhythm of ad sales, using automation, analytics, and smarter workflows to simplify campaign delivery and access better data across the business. The result Less time spent on operations, more time connecting brands with the moments and fandoms that matter most. Learn more at accenture d. com slash Spotify Your summer weekends fill up fast, but Crocs has your back. 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Packed with iconic fashion, nineties nostalgia, and a throwback soundtrack, Elle proves one thing Law school was hard. High school was harder. From the world of legally blonde, watch L, a new original series only on Prime videoide. Watch now. her to win the whole show. And she will. Yeah. There's really no other option besides her her and Bryce have it in the bag They they also, I think honestly know, they have it in the bag The biggest competition was like sincere I think their competition is cater and What's the name Zach Brunette DJ James Kennedy, as I say. Yeah, but they don't they don't have that in the bag because they don't. they're losers. I found y'all, I wish I saved. I hate How on Instagram, you can't like save Reels like you can't on TikTok, it's very easy to like save reels to go back and reference him. You can't really do that on Instagram so easily. But regardless, there's this guy that does a Kada impression that is so spot on. She's like she talks in She's like, man, I don't know man. man, what the fuck man. Shes She is seconds away from being a real house wife of Rhode Island. Like I can't wait for that because she's like literally Zack man, I know, I knew you were gonna do that to me, man. Fuced d. And you know what I always see of Katater is at the end of the night she's often drinking a tea She's having a tea because I'm like she's cooling that voice down. I feel like her voice has gotten raspier and raspier as The days have gone. like the weather the screaming, it's the best. I love Katater. She's ston in. She's so gorgeous. Love her. But Zach is so weeny. He is such a loser. Zack like is so excited to be famous. That's that he can't wait to leave because he can't wait to be famous. He saw Charlie get kind of famous and Zach Unfortunately we'll probably be more famous than Charlie because Charlie was only on like a couple of episodes, but like I think he just wants to he's like seeing dollar signs every day he wakes up in that place. I don't think he cares at all about these people. I think he cares about Kata enough to like want to continue to be with her, but I don't think that he's like dying over You know I think that the issue with the boys on Lo Island USA and actually men in general and it's something that peopleeople think that men don't do. They think that women care more about this, but men care quite a bit is that these men are very concerned about how they're going to be perceived on television and like in the world and what the world will think about them. That's why KC functions the way that he. honestly, the only person who doesn't give a shit about how he shows up is Corbyn. Corbyin does not give a fuck. Corbin is He barely knows that he's on a television show. He found out this week he's getting recorded. No, y'all. when he settled in for moovie night and he was like Oh weo got four K on this on this bitch. I'm like they theyatch you think we were doing What did you think we were doing reason I go Do I love Corbyin? He's hilarious. I don't love him. By the way, all the men are pretty much on the minisphere. It's like v every year, every year Love Island, I see the men on Love Island or loveove is blind and I go O The manosphere is hot and these guys are in it Well, I think honestly what it is that men You probably you aren't listening. Act, I know you're not listening because I see who listens and it's like one percent less than one percent is men. and that includes gay men 'ause gameen what? donon't support other game in. No, but just understand that as a straight man, like we're auto going to not like you. It's your job to make us like endeure us to you If you understand that, I think you might actually do a little bit better But going in I think they go in the opposite way, right? They go in being like, everyone loves me until I just do a little thing and then everyone turns and I'm a bad guy and blah, blah blah. It's like, no, we actually always we actually we werere ready to not like you from the jump. but then Like Bryce, for instance, his behavior was seemingly, I mean, watch him do something crazy outside of the villa, but seemingly really lovely. And you just kind of are like, oh, you know what? you're a good one. And we thought that about KC too until everything went down Yeah, until he called her grandma and then went bananas at fucking casa. So all right. I'm sorry. I would never get over I can't believe he said, I spoke life to that girl every day destroyed me I was like and I, you know, I was so happy at the Cake challenge one sururprise. Wh pops out of that cake with his big old table. Oh yeah, we didn't talk about that Let's talk about Carl Stitz for a second because I love when you talk about Carl Stz. Why don't you talk about? I'll just listen Well, no, I mean, they're just plump and they just they're suckable. They're they' they're um Sule And they what I like about them too is like there's a little bounce to them. L it's not just like Some guys like, also, I'm convinced some guys just walk around like likeike Cllinched beyond belief. Like he's just chill and those titties just kind of like And he's to get all open. Yeah. He's a I w to get all open them tittdies Oh my God, he's so hot I mean, I thought his face was just fine, but as time has gone on and he put on those slighty little glasses during nighttime, a little mouth tape I said, I think the way we fix it. we gott to fix the hair. The hair's not going not really working. I don't know if he's hiding some bald spots, but like the quaff is just kind of like, I think we can release the quaff. I think he would look withith like a short short cut and still keeping the sluty glasses, I think you would look hot U Apparently, his old college because you know, as soon as people go on Love Island they get a little bit famous, everybody's old people like start to pop up. His old university, I think, like tweeted about him or something or threaded about him and he used to have long hair. And guys, it was really fucking hot. Like not long not long like my hair, like a long hair, like long hair that goes up in like a little man butt, but not in like a gross way Okay, I'm looking this up right now All right. the Oh Oh, this is not for me But I support your journey with it Okay Yeah, I don't know I he has no, you know what? he has really good hair. Maybe he just needs to go to a stylist. He's trying to do the like He's trying to do what Bryce can do, how Bryce can just kind of like let it kind of hang, you know?. But I think that he needs something a little a little more structure to it Well, somebody got Bryce's vald spot in four K, which unfortunate to Bryce. Somebody caught it on like one of the overhead cameras in the bathroom in the boys's bathroom. It is kind of hilarious how the women have this like gorgeous suite And the boys have like one bathroom with two sinks, a little side chair and like a stall That's okay though. What are they doing? No, men don't deserve anything, It's fine. They don't have a four step skin routine Yeah, Carl does. but yeah. you know who needs one though? Kenzie. She is roasting She is roasting in the Fiji sun, and I'm like, baby. She's never seen sunscreen a day in her life No. I'm worried about, I'm worried about her. because in this whole movie night, she was just sitting there looking like a little rotisserie chicken leg. I'm like she moisturize her. She was. realal quick on Carl. A very sexy moment about Carl was when he and Anah or sit together and they're talking like the night after The cake Night. And they're talking in boots the house down, spepeak easasy, say less And They they start making out and Anah is like, I was about to fuck that man in that room. And I was like, Ohh my Godd that was. 'cause she's like not a little girl Like she's like big she's like a taller athletic woman And that man, he made her look tiny. and I was like, wh Carl, know she needs a man Mama happy Mama how Anyway, why didn't anybody laugh at that during Mvie night They're watching absolute trauma unfold. I think the least thing the last thing they're worried about is Sull going, Mama. Yeah,, I'm shocked training it and just go, what the fuck was that I would hope that Trinity would at least say that. She looked like she was Unwell. Do you think there was any other movies that were showed that we didn't see Well, when the movie and I abruptly ended, or it looked like at the on the screen, there were still several doors to open. So I said, hello, what's going on here Yeah. Well, let's be honest, guys. So the' the movie night set up Um, you know Fans were very upset myself included last year when there was no moovie night because moovie night in season six. Have you did you watch season six? Oh yeah. yeah, that was my first season of Love Violland. Yes. Movie Night in season six. if y'all have not watched Love Violin USA before Go you could jump into season six just at watch Casa Aor through Movie Night. and it's like probably Um, you know, fifteen episodes, but but watch watch all of that And it is absolutely bananas because essentially what happens in it is this couple that was like essentially married and we werere about to close things off The guy, of course, kind of similar to Anaya and Kasey, but not but they were more serious and they were more like, they were more vocally both of them saying, I love you. to each other had no doubts, nothing They go to Casa, he hooks up with this girl and then He comes back without her She also while she is not in when she's in the villa, she gets a video of him making out with this girl. But he comes back single once again because he wants to be back with her. They get back together. he says I love you and then prodducer said, let's do mooie Night and in movie Night they make this girl Kaylor just sit and watch his ass makeake out dry hum in broad daylight, this woman And it's it's stuff. it's tough stuff. But but people were mad they didn't come back in season seven. So now it's finally back in season eight. So essentially they're just watching clips back from from what's happened this season so far Loved it. Loved it. What a good time T they said for We' sorry we forgot to give you movie on that last season. We're going to give you two episodes Yes. I did appreciate that. I did appreciate that. My only note in general here is they took a little bit of the fun out of it where It used to be like every movie had a title, but it was like, Grandma got ran over by a reindeer and then it was like Casey calling a diagram. Yeah And but they would have to pick which title like sounded much most fun. and that's what they watched. This one Obviously to me guys, they just picked a number and the producers said Like I don't think the numbers had anything to do with which clip was about to show. I think it was literally like, okay, roll roll KaseC one and then they roll it, you know. Also, these clips were long. I mean the old movie nights, it's like it's like thirty seconds, thirty seconds. Yeah. theseese are feature films. These are short films to be submitted into Southwest Southwest. L they were really lengthy. They were entire episodes. And I hope that I hope that the cast themselves were like Man, Love Island is a really long show because I hope they sat down and they were like, God To think that people are spending six nights a week Watching this. It does seem like a lot It does. Who would do that And then also add another country to it. Insane Wh would' do that Yeah, it's it's it's pretty bad shit. And I love that Kenzie, if you've noticed. I mentioned this on the last recap, but she keeps referencing America as the U. S. She keeps being like the U S. and such as. She's like, she's like Do we really I can't believe that the U. S doesn't like me and such a I. It's so funny. And she very much Miss South Carolina. She does behave like Miss South Carolina. so it is very much It is very much in such as, you know, like I felt for Kenzie, I'm going to say something maybe a little controversial. I'm not a professional by any means But I think Kenzie could have benefited from some pull out services at school I think I think that there's She's a zoomer, nor where would she get pulled out to? Where would she go Ten Huh. You're right. neverever mind. Forget it, guys, pretended didn'd say that And you know what? honestly Well, okay. I mean, not too not too much of my sage sister. That was a reveal. When I learned she was a sage, I was like, oh God She and Yeah she's one of she's one of me and that's hard to hear I don't know what it is we have in common. Ecept We're white and probably look like we're Tissery chicken in the su. blond. White, blonde, gorgeous blue eyes And I'm open to adoption. What does she say? I have ten kids. It's crazy. But I would adopt. I would also adopt yway, I have no idea what Kenzie's type is. Well that's what's so annoying. Well, no, I do actually, because time every time they talk about Corbin, she's like, my type. And it's like, oh, so just white people are your type. But here you're exploring ethnicities for the first time I think that is honestly what's happening. Yeah She got turned upside down by a kiss with Corbyin because she's like, I'm you stayating the the elevator repair man No, but people on the internet found a bunch of pictures of Kenzie's like high school dates and they were all men of color Now, yes, but I want to understand what that relationship was. Yeah, ye, yeah. yeah, that's sure Was that your neighbor? Aittle bit. W want to know a little bit more about That's j U So yeah, the first movie we get is Casey video number one because he does have two And this first video is him essentially just talking mad shit on a naya This is tough. I mean, it's tough. It's he really said some crazy things behind her back about how serious they were, all of this. and I understand like, I understand when watching the videos back and back to back where you're talking about like how he's making out with people in Casa and she's making out with people. in Casa as well. What's the problem? But I just don't think the guys understand that like Anaya isn't running around this villa Like talking the things he was saying would that I would be like I don't ever want to talk to you again. The shit he was saying about When you find a partner saying this behind your back, which then this fueled my thought process. I don't have a lot of straight male friends, really Do all of them just say shit when no one's around to each other that like they half mean because they want to like fit in and be cool and be like womanizers I think I think yeah Yeah,. Yeah. The answer is yes to that because I I'm luckily married to a very nice man. Um But one of the things that he always tells me that drives him crazy is like a lot of times like he would go to the gym and he would have friends like meet up at the gym and My husband is very much like, I really want to work out. I go to the gym and I want to work out. and he would have these guys come up and he's like, they would just talk the entire time, which is fine, but he's like, but they would just like talk shit about their partners. And he's like, they really weird me out because he's like it almost felt like they were expecting him to do that too. But he didn't because his wife is perfect. But like then But like, you know, I always I always tell by I them'm like, do you ever like call me a bitch to your friends? And he's like, no. And I'm like you are like setting him up a disaster. No, I always ask him this. I'm always like, Do you ever look at me and go, what a fucking bitch? He goes, no, I don't do that. And I was like, you never even think it in your mind. You never think I'm being a bitch He's like, no, I love you. I don't think that about you. And I was like, that's crazy because sometimes I look at myself and I think I'm being a bitch. He's like, no, I just don't think about you that way. But like that is rare. It's rare for a man to not speak poorly about their partner. And that's the sad state of straight culture. Like my brother's single, you've met him before, Reel, like he's single and he's turn he turned forty three and everybody's always asking him like, do you ever want to get married whatever? And he's like, whyy the fuck would I ever want to get married? everyvery single guy I know who is married? All they do is talk shit about their partner And he's like, that is that seems like what marriage or like long term relationships look like right now in like straight spaces. And I was like, that's sad So yeah, to answer your question, that is what boys do and it's disgusting. Tomorrow morning is knocking. Stock your fridge now. How about a creamy mochca raappuccino drink? or a sweet vanilla? smmooth caramel maybe, orr white chocolate moocha. Whichever you choose, delicious coffee awaits. Find Starbucks Rappuccino drinks wherever you buy your groceries. 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S for yourself. four do hundredars ninety nine and only seven hundred eleven Fllow of the twenty five hundred forty six, participating store only one supplies lastest store for full terms their feelings. And so they don't really understand like the rules and regulations behind what is, you know healthy communication. And so when there's fights, oftentimes, when there's things that I feel like with straight couples a lot of times when there's things that anger you about each other You just don't talk about it because like you The guy maybe doesn't want to piss off the girl, but then he's hiding things from her and then I don't know. I just Maybe that's why my husband Yeah, M says and maybe that's when my husband never complaints to anybody because I pulled that shit right out of him Like what, Let's talk about it. Yeah, me too. People get mad at me. I'm like just there is something wrong. So when you're ready, tell me. Yeah, you're gonna be like, if you're gonna be passive aggressive, I would just like like you to open up now. What's the problem? Nothing bothers me more when someone's like, No, you think's fine, N think's fine And'm just being a hunt for no reason. Yeah I'm just going through it. I don't want to talk about it. Okay, well I don't want tona be your friend. Get away from me. G away. But Anaya, you know, rightfully so gets very in her feels about everything that Kasey is saying and I like this whole respond. they're very much like, okay, the video is done respond. what would you like to say to the class The floor the floor is yours. Yeah I loved it. I loveved Dayah getting mad and yelling at the bos. You know my favorite thing in the world, This is like I said this before is Love Island is really good. You have to watch Love Island. being excited about men getting yelled at. Like if you're not watching L Violent Um, with that premise in mind, then you're gonna to hate it. Like you should that's the point of the show. The point of the show is that men do shitty things and women yell at them. That's the love island that I believe in. Yeah Next we have Sincere's first video. He has two videos, right? Or no, I can't remember Yeah, he does have two videos. Since here's first video is the sole video. and then the second video is the cost of video. So the first video is him going back and forth between Mel and soul And y'all, I said this before, but I just want to say it again like I think I think our comments about Mel early on got a little misconstrued about like what we were feeling about her I Al was rooting for her. I just needed that girl to get up and get out of that situation. But instead she just kind of kept being there and seemingly kind of making some excuses for Sincere when she didn't when she shouldn't have been. And I'm praying she has left that behind her because I don't want her back back with this man tonight when we start watching this episode I' nvous about it But seeing seeing him See see watching her see exactly what went down with him going up to Soul spending that whole day with her up there, coming back down all the back and forth between that. like it really It had have been so long and they had to have and she said she felt crazy, right? And she was like, you made me feel crazy And it's good to hear that I am in fact, not crazy. You are a fucking piece of shit And he was he was playing both of them. And he also has words he uses that he like repeats and phrases and sentiments because he's the nice guy, you know? And it really is hard to see him talk. to back with both of them Yeah, I'm really excited for Melanie. I hope she doesn't let us down. I hope that we're embarking on a Renaissance. I really I really hope that she sees through his bullshit. And have you seen the internet say that she should couple up with Caleb? Yeah, but I think the internet is a little too in there Nicholandria feels And they're like, wait, what if you guys sign each other? And I'm like, I don't think they I don't think they've done much than talk to each other. But I do think them coupling up would be smart to just stay in the game for a little bit at least. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I think like I think that's really what it is. Ray Sining calls it swwirrel psychosis. They're like they love to have a white man couple up with a black girl, a brown girl and then go crazy for it. I think there is something like the fandom is like always aching for that. I just think it would be hilarious because I would like to see, I would like to see Sincere goo I think that that would be great I would like to see sincere dumped from the island I yeah, he has got to get out of I mean, he is He's just not he doesn't he There's a way to play the game and flirt and chat That makes sense, like Watch UK. likeike they they don't talk when they're chatting with new people They're not being like, you know, I feel things with you that I've never felt before. like I've never had a kiss like that. Like that's shit sincere thing. They're just like, it's so great to get to know you. You're hot. I'm hot. We shouldn't be kissed one time. We'lle, We'll figure out when we do that and then they go keep it moving, you know But like here they're just so serious about these like flirtations. They're not flirt the same thing with Kenzie where she doesn't get how she can't play the game. It's like, no like You are telling all these boys something that is different than you're telling all them the same thing, you know, you're always saying that you You love them, that you want to be with them, that you you've never kissed someone like that before. When in reality like sincere, it's just like the tape you play over and over and over again. that's how I play love viol. Yeah, yeah. I think it's like it's okay to like explore different things. It's okay to kiss lots of people. It's okay to enjoy all of that. What's not okay is being going to every single woman or man and being like, you feel like home Girl, shut the fuck up Please. I'm not home Oh abressive. This is not home. The villa is not your home. What are you talking about? I hate you feel like home the same way I hate you're my person. J shut up Be quiet. What about? What about sincere's No, you really sell my cup I don't want my cup filled So up What does that mean What do you do after the cups' full drrink it and do it again. L I don't get. The cup eventually has to be emptied Right Like when Vicky Gumbson's always talking about filling up her love tank, I'm like, well what is it tank filled with just like Jiz or is it like metaphorical It's like vaginal fluids, sorry. Or like what Tsa? Why you apologizeing? I don't want to invoke, you know, vagina stuff to you. I want to protect your space. You know, you don't have to be subjected to that I'm fine. You're acting like it's like two thousand eight and I'm like, vaginas Or it's like when Theeresa Judas is like, I want to be in my love bubble, as if like bubbles don't like very easily pop. Like that's the whole thing with bubles is that they're likely fragile. That'ss tough comparison. I never thought about that. Bubbles aren't a good metaphor, guys. donon't use them. No One thing about those bubbles, they pop. They're gonna Also we get this clip package of Zack and Alana, Hashtag racist Alana And it isn't until later into the episode that Kada is like, now wait a second And oh, she's like win a lot Yeah, she goes now. She goes, Where's the angel girl? Where's the angel girl? She wasn't at the coupling and they're like, oh yeah, Alana left after Tays. She goes, what the fuck? And then what's crazy is all these people on like part one were doing the meme of like the math happening on Kata's face as like the Kasey and Anyah clips are playing then This episode last night, she was like, I was like that mee with the lady who's like Figuring out math, that was me during like all the clips and I was like, o Self referential, okay It's similar to them talking about Corbin being a computer. And then they literally they know that's all the internet has said about Meanwhile, guys, all of these clips are playing and Corbyin and Kata are sitting in their chairs just like this No no emotions. and the only if there's an emotion it's or U fuck man, this' in four k Anyway, there's occasionally times when Corbyin talks and his voice is a little bit different and he talks like a normal person. And his voice, like his like very deep voice actually changes a little bit, like slightly like there's like a slight human I'm like, o, okay,s that's probably who Corbyin is. but instead he's like, noah, man, not gonna lie, man, notot gonna lie fuck me up I fuck with you for real. Like I fuck with that hard. That's all manestit. It isit They want to be as masculine as humanly possible because anything short of that is a fault in their character. And so they're just like You fuckuck I don't know. And why do they say like go to school, go to school. Learn more words than b Thad about words to about b They say it so many times They're like and then and then give me a kiss, fuck fuckking give me a kiss, fuckuck I'm like, what are we doing? That's like communication. And I curse a lot Yeah, Corbyin and his let me get a hog ass, like please get out of here I can't. So yeah Kadus start Kadus starts to put those two things together and then Uh The episode ends on Anaya and getting her video and the boys get mad because She's having a gay old time with Carl and Zach inserts himself in all this and is like Why does she get to why does she get to do that? and Kase over here is just getting to getting shit on It's like what are it's just it's a double standard bro It's a double It's a double standard bro It's a fucking double standard bro. I can't stand Zach anymore. I can't I thought he was fun for reality TV for a bit, but we'veentured past that for me. Yeah U Okay, movie night partart two. We start with Corbyn's clip package and he is so giddy. He's like, wait, I just learned this is a show and baby, I can't wait to see what happens on this one. At one point he's like making it with Perita in one of the clips and he goes, That's a good ass kiss though. C be, C be I feel like the two of them Like are going to just when they inevitably stay together outside of the villa The way they hook up is there's just a mirror and they don't they don't penetrate They just both like individually jerk off looking at themselves in the mirror like naked next to each other I think that's a big deal Yeah they're more into themselves being hot than each other being hot. if, you know Yeah. And I think that they're really into the fact that they themselves are into each like I think that Corbyin loves the fact that Parmita thinks that she's so fucking hot and C and Parmita loves that Corbyin thinks he's so hot Like I think that's like so sexy to them Like you're a narcissist, I'm a narcissist too. Let's fuck ourselves. I like, okay. It couldould never be me. I look in the mirror and I'm like, not that. My God, don't get me started. please. I'm like a more hideous person has not existed. I was saying my like My self loathing is always at odds with the version of myself that loves to watch my own Instagram stories 'ause I'm like, I hate myself, but then also on Instagram, I'm like, I'm so funny and so fucking cute But that's the only time. You're like Hillary Duff, like when she's holding her phone. she's like Yeah It's me with my own Instagram stories. I'm like that was so funny. That was the funniest fifteen seconds that you've ever experienced in your life. And then I go back and look at myself in a regular manirner and I'm like, you are a bridge troll and you deserve nothing but darkness and sadness I saw someone say this online yesterday and it's so accurate and I had this experience today because I got a haircut today and They're like, you never feel uglier than you sit in the barber chair and that thing is tied literally around your neck. You're a floating head and it's just you staring at your soul in the mirror for like an hour just being like Well like so women, you know, we like sit at the salon chair for like a while and I love my salon because they immediately put like a big old cape on you. It's very luxurious. They like massage your hands and make you coffee and all that stuff. But I'm so glad they do that because before when I would go into a salon, something about the mirror that's there makes your ass look like it's the fucking titanic and not in a nice way. It's not a fat ass. You're just like wa Oh you see your ass. You're not in a like thing It's like it's like a long no now, but like when you sit on your the salon chair, like if they put a cape on you, that's fine. But like if you see your lower body it's sitting there and you're like Have my hips always been that large? I should had more kids with those birthing babies. Like it's so u Vulnerable place. It And the lighting sucks. The lighting usually sucks because they need good lighting to like cut your hair properly, you know? But like thankfully I go to a place now where they figured it out and I feel like a fucking goddess every time I go there Honestly sedate me and then do it and then I'll wake come too Put me under, get anesthesiologist at the barbberershop, please. I'm open to sedation everyday life. Like I daylight.ike there's more places we could be getting sedated. I really feel that in my spirit. I have been sedating myself to sleep for the last two months. Can we talk about airplanes? Baby, I would live the canan you imagine if you walked on You literally sat down They put an IV and I'm not talking about sedation, like I need like ten martinis and like a Xanx. I'm talking about I'm talking about like laughing gas like we're not even laughing gas. I want like the IV drip. And then the plane takes off and then I just fall asleep and then The Ivy drip dilutes or you put something new in me and then I come to and weand and I'm like Hey So, you know, this is like weird to say, but like my He He's twelve. He had been getting MRIs for like years and when he was younger, we had to have him go under because you can't keep a kid still or whatever. He recently goes to me. Now he like gets awake MRIs and he like listens to music or watches a movie or whatever. But like he goes to me, he goes, rememember like the old place I used to go to for like my MRIs? I was like, yeah, he goes They used to put this needle in and then it would like release this really cool liquid. 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Shop Wayfare's Fourth of July clearance now through july sixth at wayfare dot com d Pay fair, every style, every home. I know people I know in the comments are going to be like, y'all, that is apocalyptic. That is like something out of a frightening like future film. I get it. there is some autonomy issues here. like what are to you while you' sure, sure blahah. Let me have some fun, okay I just get anxious sometimes if like there's a little turbulence or there's this or that. and so I'm like, I just knock knock me out But back to movie night, backack to mov night. We got a lot to talk about so yeah, I also had in my notes that Corbyn said, Damn that kiss looked good I said Casey and Corbin have demon talk And we get the clip of Corbyn saying You know the Casa is like the college girls Villa is like the high school girls. Meanwhile S the high a lot of these people are in college that are in the villa or just graduated. so ye. Yeah. Corbinn is that's not the reed that you think it is. Also, Corbin's one of the youngest guys in the villa He and Caleb are like twenty one, twenty two. Everybody else is like at least twenty four When I see when I see When I hang out with your kids, I'm like, the future is fine. But when I see Liolland, like young adults, I'm like, we're hooked. So like, I don't know how we're gonna get between like them and y'all and your offspring, but we got to kind of keep it pushing. Well, I'm grateful for watching television shows like this because it knows where I need to like be on top of my kids. Like, you know, it's like if I don't stay on top of this, that will be them So I need to make sure that my son doesn't turn into Corbin Imagine. I don't. Let's imagine. actually neither of your kids have any of the spirit, of course Aiden is more like Bryce than anybody else, I think, because he's like he's like a nineties kid. born in twenty fourteen Yeah, I could see that. I could see that with his rocker spirit, you know. Yeah. ye. he's a Grunch boy Grunch boy Uh But you know, by overall note that I have here also just for like all these second clips is just like the boys Bys so They can watch the same clip that the girls do. They're sitting next to them And they see it a completely different way because they don't understand what's at fault I mean, where there's fault and there the way they talk about people And you can see that people like Bryce and Caleb Uh are kind of like, that's bad. And Carl too. I mean, Carl the three of them are like, someome of this is bad guys. Yeah, they're like, This isn't great, but I think it's interesting because when it's happening, Kasey is like very defensive, even since you're like, no, you did the same thing as Kasey. It's just like, yeah, he was like a little disrespectful, but it is the same. And I was like, no, that's the point you dumb bitch. L that's the point is that he was being disrespectful. The problem is the disrespect It's not the exploring and it does take them like a full sleep to figure it out because I don't know if it's as slee or later on that night or when, but Casey at some point is like No, I hated the way I looked. likeike I don't like who I am. I don't like the way that I showed up. Like that sucks. I don't want to be that person. He doesn't say that until later. But during the movie night, I feel like men get so gassed up around each other, especially like straight guys that they're like they're like they're like smacking each other on the chest and like bumping chest and being like gross like dudes that just like They're like they turn into like Neanderthals. like they don't turn into like They're like woman hot, will fuck, guess. College girl, like it's stupid. and it's just it's so gross and I think like they need to be they need to step away from each other and take like a shower and a nap And then you're like, oh, right, I am a fully formed adult with like a brain and I have gone to college and my parents raised me better and I need to be better But I just like hated that it took them so long They bummed me out No, I know I know, it's how do you solve the problem like straight men? I mean, it's really it's very tough. You don't want to hear my answer It's not nice. takeake it offline. You had a lot of offline tips, th Some of that stuff should have stayed offline, sorry. No, no. I'm saying you keep saying like, oh, I shouldn't say that, or I shouldn't say this. And I'm like, honestly work 'cause I don't want to head it out So then we get we get Kenzie's clip package. Now, this made me laugh ' because all the girls are like . Well, the girls are going Aw, Kems. Why did you do that Hey all keep going cans And And then Corbin while watching this like, this back and forth with. The other funny thing too here is like They just I honestly think one of the even worstse situations is what happen with Gal and Dylan But like that just happened and they can't get the turnaround quick enough to get those clips in movie Night because they could happen like twelve hours before this, but like that was even worse What happened with that And I don't think we'll ever they'll ever get to see that. but Corbin after like after the back and forth between her play her making out with Corbyn, her making out with Caleb. He goes That's fucked bro I'm like Corbinn, you're kind of like, Not, you don't You were good in that clipack. like She didn't fuck you over really at all. Yeah. You didn't like her Yeah, she did all of that because she liked you so much and then you went and you were like, I haven't thought about Kenzie for not one second since leaving this villa. Like Please, Corbyin Did he finger bllast her or did he put it in from behind when that one like when they first coupled up, they had sex or did something. And it made me think like one, I wish that would have been I wish they would have shown that in the clip package. So Parmita or as the internet calls her Parmesan, would have known that likeike her man was finger bllasting Kenzie So I'm also a little confused because apparently these people have been watching the show because they're just like sitting in a hotel room waiting. So they've all seen it. That's also why I was like This guy' named Dylan I was like, why is Dylan confused? Bro, you watched the television show and you actively pursued her. What are you talking about? Like I forgot about that. because I really only thought honestly, he might not have, though, to be honest with you. or like zoned out because It was really Corey and Carl And one other of the Casa guys were the ones that were like big to meel like, hey, Yeah, I got to figure something else out because he's he is not moving right sincere' But u The Casa girls, all they ever said was like I'm a better fit, I'm a better this. L I wonder how much I wonder to what They watched, you know Yeah, but to go back to your question about was she getting finger plasted or was he boning her? I think the only people that I haveve had PNV sex or P and A sex is Hater and it was Jen and Gabrielle. I think Gab Gabe and Jen were full on doing it and then I think obviously, we know Kata and Zacted at the Hideaway and have continued to do so But I think that everybody else, they're really big on french fries at the villa. Everybody's getting some french fries. Now what does that mean finger bllasting Okay, because I little piano. little tle the eye. I was worried it meant dipping French fries in ketchup, which then my brain went to other places I support that. I'm just saying I thought that they were saying like, oh, we had sex when Maybe someone was on a period and that's what we call it. French fries because the French fries had some sauce on it No, because it's called it's called finger foods So that's what they mean F I think Okay. I'm really kind of getting getting there now I'm understanding And then yeah, we get so again Kinzy apologizes, I guess. I don't think she really sees what she did wrong, but there's a vacancy behind her eyes and I don't think that that vacancy is going to get filled up anytime soon. Again, she was on Zoom in tenth grade. and then Casey had the quote of give us some wholesome shit, please. Well, we did not get wholesome shit because we got a compilation of Mel and herer casa experience as well sincere and his casa experience. Mel and hercasa experience obviously was incredibly wholesome. H and Corey had that date. they did make out, but then there was no sort of you know talking shit about sincere, sincere, however told Amora that she was the one if like they had had more time together or something like that. I mean, it's reallyally bad and here's the thing is like You will never get to this until you're either eliminated or the show's over. And I just you have to somehow hear that if he's behaving like this here, and I think she can give this advice to other people As for all of us, me included, like it's so hard to receive the advice that you do give to others, but like He is going to move like this outside of the Villa too. Like he's going to talk to girls at bars when y'all are together and going to say things that are just a little too far justust like, I'm not saying like inappropriate in terms of like I don't I mean, like he's just going to be like, You're really lovely. I could see us together. I could see like he would say things like that to strangers. It just get something out of this Well, that's a whole thing on reality TV dating shows is that the fear is always that soon as and as's not just rally TVD eating shows, I mean we saw this with Summer House, right with Wes Wilson, is that as soon as these guys get popular from the television show, they are about to embark into the most pussy they've ever received in their life. And they don't know how to navigate that. And that's the fear always. And it's like with Sincecre, he speaks a certain way talks a certain way where you feel like he's not going to be that type of guy, but he is because the two opportunities that he's had, he's been moving that way. The way that Melanie's eyes like popped open when he said that thing to Amora And she saw it, I was like, oh, she is She She's Lindsey Hubbard activated right now. And then she did get activated, which I was very happy for. I was like, yeah, you better scream at that man. Like I said, the best part of the television show is when women are yelling at men. Love to see it. I hate to see the women cry though, because it breaks my heart to see Mels Mel's been in a dark place, but that wraps up movie night and they all kind of like recap it with their individual groups Anayya apologizes to KC, which I thought was great. U I don't know that she needed to do that to be honest with you, but Casey then apologized back. I guess people online. people, you know what, I'm not gonna get into it. It's not even not even worth it. The girls also call out Kensey and they're like, Diva Diva. Diva down. Diva down Deiva down, S lastast house down boots, Deiva even know. Dehven, please. Yeah, and then Oh then Kata and Zach talk more about the timeline of it all and Zach is like, I promise I wasn't gonna I wasn't gonna back to the fills, Kata. And Kata iss like Kata, Yvin Alana. What is her name? Alana The angel or whatever she is. The angel. She's no angel and she's no angel in this house And then we get bedtime Mel goes to sleep outside, but there's this owl that would freak me out. I like owls, but I hear that they're not very nice. so that's definitely something I wouldd be concerned about. Carl releases a bug into the wild Come on. I mean he recreated that meme guysuys, the meme of the like the guy with the glasses like holding the butterfly. I mean, he quite literally recreated it. Is that is this is this a green flag? That's what he did Yeah, and then And then Yeah after all that Kinzy is throwing it backack for Dylan in that goddamn bed. and so is Permita and Corbin. I'm like, y'all And Dylan admitted as much. He said, I'm mad at her, but I'm probably gonna cave as soon as I get into that bed. and she slams that clam on me. It' All right, there you go What does she do under those covers Spllits it ' a room. It's like a full size bed. Kendrick is always like, they're suking in fucking in noobin and Savven he' No Those sheets are That's the other thing is like They shut Shout out to the cleaning crew because they work. I've heard that there's like a there's like a two crew system because there's like a crew. there's like a nighttime crew and a daytime crew because daytime crew has to be and like the bedroom and where they get ready, but then like the nighttime crew is cleaning the whole villa while they're sleeping. So y'all shout out to y'all because spepecifically than the daytime crew who has to get all up in those sheets because you know Kenzy is So fucking and fucking. Ces are doing all kinds of stuff H. Y'all, you know they can't wait to get out of that villa so they can sleep soundly to just silence instead of hearing Kenzie get finger bllasted at me gusting. I have this horrible wait, have this horrible memory And I feel so it's like one of my most embarrassing moments, but like one of my friends pointed on the edge my seat No, it's not an opening your blast. But I remember in college, I like dated this guy and I went to the movies with him. It was like a double date of like me and him and then a friend of mine and her oyriend or whoever he was. And she had been with him for a while, but I had just started dating this guy and we went to go see the movie Big Fish. I don't know if you remember it, but I couldn't tell you what happened because I was making out with this guy the whole time and my friend said to me have a really terrible memory of big fish because every time I think about it, all I hear is the sounds of you sucking face with somebody. And so it's like one of my most like embarrassing memories because I'm like, I can't believe I did that to my friend. And then I think about like on Love Island, that's all they're doing. It's just all day long Big Fish is a really sad coming of age film. It's crazy that was the choice that you made. I didn't watch a second of it. The lights went down and I was like, Well, we're gonna make out He was riding on that man. I made out during the what was it? Kung Fu Panda. The first one I think I was a mother by then You weren't. It was It was when I was in high school. so you're not that much older than me. You're not a mother What year was that It was like twenty twelve. Okay, almost I'm so sorry, that's college. It was two thousand eight Okay, fine, fine. I was probably binking out during Konfy Pounded. You were to be honest. Robin on the knob in Nistoria Park at that point. Hey. You better bleep that out. anniverse Um Yeah, the next day, what if what goes down the next day? Oh Kata says that Kenzy is moving like sincere And then we get a chat with Oh, and What is this friendship that Any and sincere? I don't really understand this. They've all of a sudden done all these scenes together where they're like besties and I'm like An Well, I remember early on in the show, like in the season, Anyah crying to Sinincere a few times and him like really pupping her up. But you know, I think that everybody in the villa just assumed that Sincere is like a good guy because He was just lying to them. He was like having private conversations with them and like gassing them up. but like You know, I'm not surprised. I think one of the things that frustrated me this season or love especially now that I watch UK is UK shows a lot of friendship chat One of the things I love about UK is as soon as they wake up in the morning, everybody gets into bed and they all sit up, they all have their sunglasses on and they all talk. And like if somebody did something aggreeg just a night before, they're like, hey, so I know everyone's mad at me. I'm really sorry. And they're like, no man, it's cool. like it's fine. Let's go, let's hang out, whatever. There's a lot of friendship friendship happening in the villa whereas I feel like US this year especially, six was better, seven was okay because seven was great because they all were staring at Hoodun laughing So there was like a bond there But with this season, I feel like it's just couples and there's like no friendship. It almost feels like even the guys feel weird about like, talking to other women because their guys are it's just as bizarre to me. I don't like it I yeah, I agree. likeike we're not seeing the we see the bond between the core four, but outside of that, like really Yeah which is fine. you know They They're getting ready for their like evening cocktail hour and Kenzie goes I'm just sick of all the drama and Kata goes Bitch you are in the drama. and c she's like, h Tenzie, you gotta go Kens Ken K And it's gonna be tough on Ken's because I think she thinks she is absolutely eating And she's going to get out and realize that America has US. you know the US has some the U excuse me, the U.S. and such as has kind of, you know, turned on her a bit. I mean, I think we all genuinely think she was fun for reality TV. I just think We're at the point now in the season where it's like, we don't really need you here anymore. You know Yeah ye Yeah. And I'm worried again for her skin. L she needs to leave the villain and immediately go to a dermatologist because especially during movie night, when they zoomed in, I was like, Why is part of her cheek black? And I think it's because it's like sun damage She's There's colors that I think aren supposed to be there. Okay go get your mo's check, baby. She's gonna be Tan momom by the time she gets home. She actually is kind of Tan momom adjacent. She's like baby Tan mom. No, I'll tell you whoses Tan mom is the women on UK. I don't even, I can't even address that they're all brown facing over there because they're so entertaining. I'm like, I'll allow it 'use you yell the UK women love to yell at the boys One thing there's like a it's so funny, there's like a specific there's very different types of women in the UK. There's some that are very like no makeup and just like a mascara and call it a day and they gorge. And once again, live your life. The only thing I'm not going to say live your life on is maybe grabbing like fiveive shades darker than you and then going ham on your face, neck and hands.' like Ellie from UK. Oh my God. K I feel bad for her actually because I do think what's happening is she's using bronzer and then I think she's trying to contour, but shes she's using too much contour and blending it. so it's actually kind of looking like she's kind of taking some some Stepping some toes in a buck face. that Kendrick said it looks like Lu Anne doing No way, it looks like Diana Ross. It looks like Lu Anne is Diana Ross. Lu Anne Ross fine. Because when she gets mad, she goes, He's a fucking deck. And I was like, all right, I'll allow it. Yeah, she sounds like she sounds like Dairy girls Dairy girls or honestly The Austin Powers character, what's the name? I forget his name. I think it's ana appropriate name the Scottish guy. but Let's see what else happens. Oh Essentially Mel and sincere kind of try and end their relationship, but it seems like things are kind of left up in the air Also, this is very while we're talking about looks This has happened before And I don't know why they're not doing it this time Before there's been a barber that we don't see that comes in and gives people like shape ups and stuff, I don't know why we're not doing that. Like we need to give some of these guys a shape up because because Sincecre is getting his his little his little baby bab littleab smush edges are like growing into like a whole new
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