Closing Thoughts and Future Streams

Welcome, welcome to you my friends. You are listening or you are watching the DTFH Live Solo Episode, aka The Night stamre in the Day. If you joined us last night for the debacle that was the night stream, I want to express my sincere apologies for what happened. Sometimes the Lord works in mysterious ways, friends. Sometimes what we think is catastrophe is actually a miracle. The miracle seed. A miracle seed planted in the soil of reality that will at the very least grow wisdom. Here we are today in the night stream in the day. AKA the night day stream. And I'm glad you're here. I'm sorry about last night. It was a real blue balls moment for me. Holy shit, it worked . Because I wanted to show you. Hold on. Wow, I didn't think that would work. I can't believe that worked. Pull that up, Josh. I want to show you something I've been working on. Check this little baby out. See if you can release a fly, Josh. This is pretty. I have something. I'm gonna send you something real quick. I want to show you guys something. Now, this thing that I made uh is I think I've never been more happy about anything I've vibe coded yet than this thing. Oh yeah, it's working. Holy shit, it's even connecting. Wow. That's incredible. Sorry, you guys. Sorry for the listeners especially. I'm just pulling up So they got vibe coded. I know that this might be a little frustrating. Those of you in your cars right now getting those sweet car hand jobs. Yes, and you're like, fuck, man, this sucks. I don't know what he's looking at. What you're looking at right now is a 3D puppet of um well it's a 3D sock puppet, loosely based on like a conservative newscas ter and um this shit is insane that I was able to do this. I did have to learn a little bit of blender for this, which is by the way, for all of you folks out there who are like still somehow clinging to like the, you know, AI is the devil or whatever, that it's like it you're you're forced to learn things if you really want to make stuff with it. Like I had to learn how to use Blender. I had to, I still don't know how to use Blender. Any of you out there who know how to use Blender, holy shit, congratulations. I've never encountered a more insanely complex and difficult under to understand bit of technology than Blender, which is a 3D modeling anim ation machine. It's incredible. I think it's free too, which is insane. They just let you download it. I don't understand that. Will you look up if Blender's free, Josh? I think it's free, which doesn't make any sense to me. Why is it free? Did I pay for Yeah, it's free. Open source. Holy fuck. It's insane. But with Blender, you could do everything. Don't judge this. I don't know how to do skinning textures. If you're looking at it, you're like, that looks like shit because you're a blender person who can make like CG I hyper detailed anime dragons or whatever. This was like something that I did just over the weekend in Philadelphia. And so basically, what you're seeing here is a fully 3D puppet. His name's Mark Levin, and I'm still working on it. This guy does a lot of different things. I'm still figuring out. Uh I don't know why Josh isn't hearing audio though, which is fucking weird. Yeah, the audio's on right here . It probably didn't up it's probably not connecting with the click play song. See if you can get that to work while I ramble for a second. I kind of got distracted. Let's in fact maybe you could edit this beginning stumbling part out there, Josh. You know, friends , welcome. This is the DTFH Live, aka the Night Stream in the Day, and I am here with a prophetic update. We got a lot to go through today. Now, those of you who are denizens of the interwebs are probably aware that maybe one of the most fascinating conjunctions has happened. It happened last night, a conjunction between tele vangelists, Perry Stone , and allegedly an encounter that televangelists have been having with federal ag ents telling them to prepare their congregations for the revelation that there are reptilian beings that are running things right now, that are literally running aro und. Some illusion towards the potential that these things created us . Some um some just it's the craziest, most batched th story ever. And uh I you tried to do a little bit of research to get to the root of the thing. And the video we have up there. Hopefully we'll figure out to get sound for this. The video that we have up there is um the pastor Perry Stone. He does prophecy. Uh he interprets the Bible uh the usual way of like evangelical Christi ans. Uh he says that he apparently said I didn't back this up. He apparently said that uh your people to get ready to answer them for what you're about to hear And some of it has to do with crafts that have been discovered that are not allegedly a part of our planet. Okay, that's good. So this past or has a huge following. Go to his YouTube real quick. How many subscribers is this dude have on his YouTube? Look up Perry Stone. Nine hundred and twenty seven thousand. Fucking nine hundred and twenty seven thousand subscribers, guys. Subscribe right now . Please. Perry Stone Ministry has nine times as many subscribers as the DTFH. Guys, we gotta change that. I'm gonna have to change this to Operation Stone Blast, y'all. This is fucking nuts . Huge following. And so he also has a um you know some there's some controversy in the past with him as m other televangelists often have, and I'm gonna drag him through the mud on the DTFH, but Perry Stone, this video, if you go and watch, you can go and watch it yourself. I'm afraid to play it, they'll probably shut down my podcast. Perry Stone apparently had a phone call from another pastor, you know, and this all fits the usual model of I can't tell you everything or friend said this or whatever, but the usual model goes, someone I trust very deeply told me this, and this apparently the federal government connected with some evangelical Christians in a cabin somewhere up in the mountains and told them the whole DL. They told them, you have got to get ready. Shit is about to get fucking weird. You've got to come up with sermons that you could talk to your congregations about this thing that is going to completely redefine Christianity itself. This is gonna change things potentially. And just maybe the revelation will be that we weren't created by the sweet Lord, but in fact the Anunnaki wove us wove us together They took chimpanzee DNA and mixed it with some alien DNA and created a hybrid'.s Th hereybrid s. Now it is obviously for me a delight to see evangelical Christians giving sermons on aliens. This is was not what I expected this early in the uh game that we're currently all engaged in. But uh wow . It is crazy to think of being you know at a megachurch and your your pastor comes out and starts talking about the fact that aliens are here, that we are somehow connected uh genetically to the Anunnaki. Like, guys , what the fuck? Now all of this, again, it's important to note, is not based on some verified encounter. It's not based on um it's not based on anything other than Perry Stone getting a phone call from somebody. I'm just more interested in it for like, dude, that's a movie. A bunch of evangelicals up in the woods with the fucking men in black telling them they gotta get ready for their sermons. Holy shit, we got twenty gift memberships. Who did that? Wow! One in D 1G 0 X11 . If you just got a membership to the DTFH, to the nightstream, please send a thank you to that sweet soul with an incredibly difficult to write out tag. That is such an insane and generous gift, and I thank you so much for that. You are an official member of Operation Beast Blast, and what you have just done will be remembered for generations. Anything your ancestors did, by the way . The moment you give that level of memberships, anything your ancestors did has been cleansed and purified. Your grandmother, she might have been blowing sailors down at the dock. She might have had sa ilor Jiz stuck in her greasy hair in Paris, cause that's what she'd do, take trips down to Paris. She told your grandfather she was going there to study art. Art was the name of the sailor she blew and she was burning in hell till you did that membership right there and now she has been redeemed and her soul is flown right back up to heaven, praise God, praise the Lord. Or maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe her soul got absorbed into an Anunnaki sky crystal and now she's being frozen and stored there for their next experiments when they mix us with honey badgers next. But regardless, I thank you so much for that. This is the nightstream in the day. This is the DTFH. This is the source and the portal, the way in and the way out, and the way not in at all. You guys are all here for it. I thank you for that gift membership to my listeners. You can always watch these. Uh they're on YouTube. All you gotta do is subscribe and you will get some some kind of announcement or something about it. And they happen quite frequently. Now , I'm not sure This episode of the DTFH is brought to you by Cash App. You already know what Cash App is. It's a lifesav er for people like me who don't carry cash around but do have cash app . It's the best. Nothing makes you feel more like a jerk when, I don't know, you get a valet, you can't tip them. All you gotta do is cash App 'em. It's simple, it's easasy. 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This is the problem of showing shit before it's ready This conversation will be a serious discussion about the state of civilization, not a venue for absurdity or something flies. Let's discuss substantive matters instead. So he gets mad because the the the eat fly thing is for a different puppet, Glorp, which I'm not going to bother you with right now. But uh it stayed in the programming and it's a different AI that is um his personality and it just he hates that you can make him eat flies. Send another fly in . The fly usually buzzes it I will not say anything about eating flies, as that would be silly and unseemly for a serious media host character. Let us turn instead to the pressing issues facing our civilization today. Press to talk, Josh. Can you did is your mic on? Yeah. It would it go in there? Press the talk and just ask him what's the issue. It might not work 'cause it's going through Josh's server and not my computer. Why don't you type a line for him? Say uh what are some pressing issues today? Okay, play the song that usually resets it. The nation faces pressing issues that threaten the very foundations of our society. We must confront these challenges head on for the sake of our children and grandchildren Firstly, the educational system has been hollowed out by progressive ideologues who prioritize feelings over facts and social justice over substance. Our youth are being robbed of a proper education, leaving them ill -equipped to navigate the harsh realities of adulthood in a rapidly changing world. again play song to reset it yeah play the song and say yeah you have to go syntax up top it's like the UI sucks right now. Click that. Is it not letting you click? Oh yeah. So th so this is just going to a fucking AI server on my computer and it's slow as fuck. So we won't keep bothering you guys. This thing isn't far from done. I'm gonna when I go to Cleveland this weekend, I'm gonna be working on this nonstop. The pyramids, those magnificent edifices erected by an ancient civilization now lost to time, stand as testaments to human ingenuity and perseverance. Their sheer scale and enduring nature evoke a sense of awe in all who behold them. However, these sacred monuments are not merely architectural marvels, they are also poignant reminders of the fragility of our own society's foundations. As we witness the steady erosion of discipline, tradition, and order in the modern world, one cannot help but wonder if history is doomed to repeat itself. The pyramids remind us of what we risk losing forever should we continue down this perilous path of cultural decay. It is imperative that we uphold and cherish these relics as symbols of our collective past, lest we forget the heights civilization can reach when gu ided by unwavering purpose and ironclad resolve. Okay, you could you could take it off. Um yeah this son of a bitch loves the pyramids that the AI loves the pyramids, but whoa, like dude, I you if you've ever tried to fuck around with like Adobe Character Animator, for example, like you've wanted to create some kind of like pu ppet show or something like that, and you've had to fuck around with Adobe Character Animator. It is an absolute pain in the ass. And I love Adobe and I love Adobe Character Animator. Don't get me wrong, but man, I think Adobe is I I I mean this is premature to say, but I think any of these like subscription based design companies are sweating bullets right now because this you know the getting Adobe Character anim ator to like animate itself requires all kinds of you know posing modeling it does do motion capture but, it's still clunky and fucking annoying. I just made this thing, and what it's doing is it'll take any MP3 , you can upload it to it, and it will not just like you know lip sync the mp three it r it transcribes the mp three sends it to an AI the AI identifies probably what poses go along with what it's saying and then it animates the puppet based on the intent of the MP3, meaning that you don't have to animate the puppet. Uh it just does it itself, like a person. And then you know those movements are just the basic um you know up and down arm movement I haven't spent enough time like creating like various poses for it and stuff um but that's what's next and then because what what I'm I'm pretty sure I don't know I mean I do know one thing that I can do, which is I can re skin that puppet with different puppets. I don't have to use that puppet. I can just put a different skin on it and p have multiple puppets talking to each other, which is the next kind of what I'm going for here. Is I just thought it would be funny if I could like give it like a a play, like my dinner with Andre or something, but it's like more loving and likesig B foot having dinner, but they're acting out the play. That's what I'm going for . Um I don't know how many of you are even co um coders or how many of you even mess around with this stuff, but um Morley3186 says it's taking puppet animator jobs. It's taking all the jobs. It is. It's a death spiral. There's nothing that can be done about it . I'm not trying to be nihilistic about it or anything, but I'm not sure what what isn't at some point gonna be absorbed into this thing. Um but and I know I'm not gonna like every single episode of this go on and on about AI, but I just really wanna encourage you guys to fuck around with this stuff. It's insane. They just released uh one of the one of the platforms that they use to build video games is called Unity. And you f all of you already probably know this. I don't know. This is all new to me. But Josh, pull up on YouTube uh Unity AI beta and look at this what this dude did with AI built inside a video game creation engine. That I asked Unity AI to build GTA. Look at this shit. Can Unity AI actually build a playable prototype in minutes? Let's find out. I gave it my game design document and in the plan mode asked AI assistant to set up a third-person controller and a follow camera. With agent mode active, I can approve the plan and Unity AI actually adds game objects to my scene. In a few minutes, we have a moving cylinder. Next, I prompted to generate a drivable car, and after a few iterations I have a vehicle that I can enter and drive. I even gave it an image reference of a town and it converted the layout into a playable scene using primitives. This is where I take over. I swapped primitives for 3D assets, added different effects and focused on game design. Unity AI's context awareness helped me integrate animations and other elements with the scripts to speed up the process . The Unity open beta is out now. Try it out. It's free. It's in the description. By the way, it's you can take it. That's free. It's free. Unity is free. If you're like in until your app or whatever makes over a hundred thousand dollars, Unity's free. And the Unity AI thing is like ten dollars a month, but the first ten days are free. So it's I mean for zero exper ienced people out there, it is a pain in the fucking ass. Like I'm a zero experienced person. So all of these platforms are just absol utely cumbersome, complex , mathematical, and made for aliens, basically. But with the addition of AI , you know, and just a little bit of sort of sweating it out to figure out like you have to it's a ridiculous number of buttons you have to push and check marks you have to check to get the AI running in Unity , you could just theoretically make a game. And what's fun about it is you will come into road like there are roadblocks where that guy's like, ah and didn't have to that I just took it and I did the the effects and that stuff is not as easy as it sounds. But then you could just bring that problem to like clawed code or whatever, and essentially you just turn into the imagination part of the system. The system does all the technical shit. And boom. You can spit out games. You could spit out puppet shows. You could build these things that are probably never going to be built because why would they? It's so liberating and so fun, especially for somebody who's love video games but and has always sort of looked at w making video games as kind of wizardry or something like that. I really, really think it's interesting. Um nine nines is saying it's dead simple to use AI in unity with unity CLI. Yeah, I read about that. What is CLI by the way. We'll t we'll turn it off next time. Sorry about that. I apologize for that, you guys. But listen, I know I keep going on and on about this, but this has always been what I do on my podcast. I just talk about what's interesting to me, what I'm obsessed with. And like, as I mentioned, full-on AI psychosis. But you know, I'm joking about the psychosis part, or maybe I'm not. Maybe this is what it looks like. But the to me, AI psychosis is sort of like you think you're a time traveler and it's confirming that. It's not like having results. And listen, I the shit I love to make is always weird and you know, is usually not like an app that you would ever like sell or anything like that. But I do I hate saying I'm just gonna say this. I do agree with you, like AI video generation, even though I do do it sometimes, it's got like a dead feel to it. But what happens if you don't apply AI to like generating video, you apply it to tweening and rigging and you know, to like you know animating rigged models. At that point, it looks cool as fuck. At that point, it's just looks like a little puppet. And that's me having no idea how to shade. Like I need to there's I could make it look way better than that if I understood how to wrap 3D models and texture, which do just pull up any go, you know, I just want to show you an example of how fucking crazy this is go on youtube josh pull up uh blender tutori al This episode of the DTFH is brought to you by my dearest friends at Squarespace. What better time in human history than right now to have a website, a glorious beacon to all of the people out there who would love to see the stuff that you are creating, what you're up to, what you're doing, and they don't want to go on your socials. They don't want to go on Twitter. They're on dopamine fast, but they have no problem going on a website. And they're just fun to make. Yeah, I said it, fun to make, thanks to Squarespace. Wasn't always like that. 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Click on Blender Tip Six Blender Beginner Tutorial. Blender Tips number six. You're working on a comp lex project and find it hard to see what parts you're working on go into viewport select matcap tick cavity box oh of course now everything you see is highlighted. Oh, great. Blender tips. Go go to a longer one, not a short. Just look at all the all the panels on this fucking shit . Look for one that's kind of long. That one's probably pretty good. This one? Blocked a beast in one hour. Look at that beautiful thing that guy. I think these are all jump ahead. I want I just want him to hear how complex it is. can be easily separated, then make it a separate object and sculpt it separately. It's much easier and can be better for performance if you want to hide shapes. I could have probably done that with the horns, in fact. Look at the look at the cards. You ever fuck with Blender? The next stage is to remesh it to a relatively low poly counter. Oh of course. Try not to lose too much detail. Yeah, I don't know. So find a poly count or remeshes. Oh thirty-two thousand vertices of poly count enough. Should I subdivide? The multi-resolution modifier allows you to go to very high poly counts. Yeah. And that's where you can start using things like the VDM brushes. Which I'll talk about in the moment. Okay. Before you do that, you still want to work on the shape, making sure the basic form is how you want it. You can see that I've added some eyes in there. Tiny eyes makes the beast look really big. Yep. My main go-to brushes are the grab brush and the crease brush. The crease brush allows you to get nice sharp edges. Shut the fuck up. The learning curve on this thing is insane . It's insane . And um like total respect for you blender modelers out there. Like god damn it. It's like a it's like flying an it's like a a flight sim ulator mixed in with some kind of ridiculous like CAD software mixed in with just archaic weird shit that makes no sense that doesn't even feel to like it's connected to anything that's in the world. Like, you know, with Photoshop and stuff, you know, there's the palette, there's the brush, there's stuff you understand. With this, it's like, what the fuck? What the fuck? And just moving around inside of Blender is a learning curve. Learning how to like get the camera to move around and stuff. And all of these things are why people go to school for graphic design. You've got to go to school for a long time to learn how to do it. Or you just let an AI do it. And one of the biggest problems in modeling has been turning a 2D image into a 3D image. This is not an ad. I am not doing an ad. You probably have seen ads for this. Not an ad. If it's an ad, I have to say it's an ad. I am subscribed to it. Pull up meshy, Josh . On YouTube? Uh just Google Meshi. M-E-S-H-Y . Meshi dotai . This shit is insane, which is that you can upload a 2D image to this fucking thing, and it creates a 3D image from that, which then you can drop into Blender and animate. And it works. It works really well. And for those of you who've ever wanted to have like a 3D like model, people are using this for 3D printers a lot, but it also just dr dra not only does it like go right in the blender, it will rig the model . So for those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, rigging is when you put the skeleton inside of the thing and turn it into a puppet. And that is just fucking insane. Rigging not knowing what you're doing in Blender is like you're gonna be listening to hours of YouTube tutorials from people with very thick Russian accents explaining how to do this stuff. And you're probably gonna get suboptimal results. But you know, you could just pop a 3D model into meshi, it'll put or put a 2D image into meshi, it'll put bones in it for you. Then you can drop that into Blender and do whatever you need to do with it in Blender. And then after that, you can export it as I know this is probably so boring. You can export that as I don't know, there's these files are even archaic, like a GLB file I don't know what that is. You export it as a GLB file, which then will um the your AI can Control basically. And you could do that really easily without having to do too much. So make shit guys. This is the segment of the day's stream where I say make shit. Now I'm done. Velvet Derg onia, thank you for the super chat. Talk about plasmoids. Oh God. All right. You want me to talk about plasmoids? Um Yeah, I so you know I'm I'm getting up there in age and you go to the doctor sometimes and you know, you gotta get you know it it's I'm d I'm trying to clean up my act a little bit when it comes to being so vulgar online. You know, I don't think that's cool. And so I need to come up with like a more appropriate way to talk about my asshole. Um you go to the doctor and you know , he's like you explained the symptoms. I've been having these like very weird bowel movements. Um like sometimes I'm it's so gross talking about this stuff, uh orbs and lights and stuff will show up in my bathroom when I am uh taking dumps. And so, you know, I'm explaining to this to the the doctor, it's very uncomfortable, it's a little unnerving. And then he's like, All right, let me know, drop your britches, man. And I pull my pants down and lay down on the table. Now I do want to say this is usually like I've no doctors are they're not so beautiful. Have you ever noticed that, Josh? You're going the wrong doctor. I didn't know. I didn't know Austin was filled with beautiful doctors. Which is city of beautiful doctors is what one of the names for the city. And so, you know, in the colog he was wearing this like this cologne that was like usually I don't like cologne. It was like um very floral, but like somehow masculine at the same time, like some kind of rare lily growing in a jungle or something like that. And um I asked him, What are you what what is that? What sin is that? And he's like, It's a lily of the jungle, which is so weird, because that's exactly what it smelled like. And I've never been to a jungle that uh at least not one with lilies. Anyway, he's like, look, let's get to business. You know, I know this can be unnerving for people to have their asses checked out. And I'm like, Yeah, yeah, you know, I don't want you to you know, I got kids, I just want everything to be okay down there. He slaps my ass and he goes, It's okay. Trust me, it's okay. And it was so comforting. Yeah. Has the doctor ever slapped your ass? Once. It's comforting. Well, it was for tonsil, so I thought it was a little weird, but That is weird. Yeah. That's weird. But were you comforted? I was because he was beautiful. Yeah. Yeahah, it's ye, if if this doctor had not been beautiful, I would have hated it when he slapped my ass. Anyway, to cut to the chase, the next thing I know he's riding me like a just a horse, just r just filling me up and like just like, you know I'm straight, dude. And it happened so fast, but I just let go. The smell of his cologne, the the gentleness that he was th the way it was just so gentle, the gentleness of a doctor, humping and humping and humping. And then um you know, the nurse walked in and shut the door and he's like, shit, uh he's like, you're fine, man. You've got um plasmoids in your asshole. And I looked down, and on his rather large member, there was a some kind of hyperdimensional glow ing jellyfish like thing that it had clung to him. Because that's what they do. That's what they do. They're they like to grab on to doctor dicks. Or I don't know, maybe any dick or whatever. And he's like, Yeah, I'm you know, I know that probably took you by surprise, but if you knew I was gonna do that, number one, you might not have let me. Number two, they would have run up into it would have like gone deeper in up into your chest. Yep. That's exactly what he said. He's like, and I could tell this is not a regular occurrence for you. But um, you know, um it's a non-standard thing. I I I hope you're not offended. I'm like, no, thank you so much. And so yeah, thank you for the super chat . Um let's see wow, we got a lot of super chats coming in here. The rock climber and angel form is accurate to Mormon theology on what non-Mormons will look like after they die . What? It's the telestial kingdom. People won't have members. It's called TK Smoothie. Wow . That's so cool, Dax Harris. Thanks for the super chat, man. So wow. Did I channel that? Do you think I connected with Moroni ? Do you think I connected with a Mormon mind or the AI did? I just didn't want my angel to have a flapping old hog because I couldn't put then I knew I couldn't post it . Jesus L Jesus 9. Thank you so much for the super chat. Um guys , you know what? That's vulgar what you're saying there. I'm trying to clean clean it up here on the especially on a day stream. My poop is all liquidy. Do you think it's the Honta virus? Should I buy toilet paper? Um well look yes you should definitely buy toilet paper. You mean to prepare for what's coming on May 15th? Yeah. You need to have toilet paper unless you want to wipe Josh, pull up hontavirus symptoms . That's that boat out there, right? Yeah, there's a for those of you who don't know And it's apparently transmitting from person to person. Now let's see. It's usually just mice to people. Yeah. Hontavirus symptoms tick typically appear to one to eight weeks after exposure. That's fucking great . That's great . Uh after exposure to infected rodent droppings or saliva starting with one to five days of flu like illness. Early signs include fever, severe muscle aches, fatigue, headaches, and dizziness. Within four to ten days this rapidly progresses to severe respiratory failure, characterized by coughing , chest tight tightness and shortness of breath. It's great. So um the the what happened here is you know on a cruise ship there appears to be human-to-human transmission of hontivirus, which is definitely what you don't want. I'd heard about this before, hontivirus, because I was reading horror stories of the Appalachian Trail. People go up there, there are all these shelters up there. They go into these shelters to sleep and you know, rats have been nesting in there and they breathe in the rat shit and they get Hontavirus. But I um I can you look up how human to human transmission of hontavirus? Is that is this a new thing or has it happened before? No, it's a new thing . Hmm. Human to human transmission of it's extremely rare but possible with the Andes virus strain. While typically spread via rodent droppings or urine, the andes strain strain can trans mit between people through close prolonged contact . Recent cases on a cruise ship highlighted this. That's fun . So yeah, you know, people are shitting their pants over this because uh it's a you know, I didn't realize it took eight weeks for symptoms to show up. And so if there's some he spreading Hantavirus happening in the world, which one might expect it's on a cruise ship . That means that when is it contagious in human to human spread of hantivirus? What what f what week is it contagious ? 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People are saying this is the next thing that's coming. This cruise ship, you're just floating out there. There's poor human beings stuck on this cruise ship, not able to get off. I think it tried to go into a port and they were like, fuck off , no way. Which is probably the right move. I mean, I don't mean to be Machiavelli Machiavellian about this, but we might need to send that motherfucker down the straight of Hormous. I don't want another fucking pandemic, man. We don't want that. Um, so yeah, it's probably the hontivirus. Jesus, you probably have Andy's Hontavirus . Larry Bird, 828. Thank you for the super chat. God, the two-slit observer folds the multiverse in superposition. We have free will under his gaze. Love supporting the 828 from A i NC, thank you, Larry Bird. You know, I went to elementary school at Edo Elementary . My grandparents lived up there. I have a lot of memories from Edois Elementary . Lot of memories . 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Why do I want to why do I feel like I've come home? Well, because you have. You have come home. This is it . And I don't have a lot of time on today's day's dream. I got some child care duty in my near future. But I want you to know something . You're not gonna hear from them folks over there on mainstream media that there's any hope. You're not gonna hear from this or that stream, that people are good . You're not gonna hear from that that asshole over there at the restaurant that in fact humanity is one of the most incredible things that exists in this marvelous universe. Definitely galaxy, I don't know universe, but it's we're pretty good. Like in the galaxy, we're good. And one of the things that's incredible about us is that we change all the time . Just look back. Look back through the history books. Look at all the crazy shit we've done. That we legitimately got better . We used to burn witches . That was normal . Incinerating witches. We would do that . W we used to think slavery was normal. I know there's still fucking slavery in parts of the world, but it's no longer looked at as like a great thing. It used to be looked at as a viable way to like far m. We get better. We learn from our mistakes, and we get better. No, a lot of you are saying that's a bunch of horse shit, Trussell. What are you talking about? We don't get better. There's no God . I don't know. Maybe you're right. But people would say to Thomas Merton, the great Christian theologian , how could you say there's a god? Look at all the suffering in the world. His response was I think there's a god because we haven't blown ourselves up yet. That's the only proof you need. Look at humanity. Look at how humans are. We haven't exploded ourselves. There clearly are cosmic forces at work here that seem to be benevolent. They love us. You can call them whatever you want. I go back and forth on it myself all the time. But the point is this . No matter what the fucking doomers out there might be saying, and by the way, if you're a doomer right now, I'm not saying you're wrong. Jesus Christ , going online right now, you might as well stick your dick in a badger hole . You're gonna get some part of yourself chomped. Everything is tumultuous, unpredictable. Some of you might be in college, you don't even know if what you're studying is gonna be viable for a job . And you you know, people have solutions to problems. We come up with them all the time. You can see what happens. We do get through problems. We absolutely do, but then more problems follow. You see, why? Why? Well I'll tell you why. If you have a splinter in your foot, what do you do, Josh? What do you do when you have a splinter in your foot? Uh I take the rest of the day off and I tell my wife I can't do anything. One hundred percent. And that's self-care. Mm-hmm. That's self-care. But eventually you gotta get that splinter out of your foot . You can't just keep putting band-aids on it. It's gonna spread. You're gonna get an infection. There is a splinter in the foot of the world, friends. It's a pyramid-shaped splinter. It's the great pyramid of Giza . And we can do it. They're not gonna tell you we can. They're gonna tell you these systems in place that allow that motherfucker to exist. They're not going anywhere. They're gonna tell you this is just how it is . Death and taxes and all that bullshit. They're gonna make you feel helpless . They're gonna tell you that this is some kind of long form bit I've been doing. You're not gonna blow up the pyramid of Gizadunk Trussle . Let the frogs croak . Cause when the frogs croak, the snake comes . And we are the snake . And we are going to take out the great pyramid of Giza. It's just a few steps. I need to get more subscribers than Mr. Beast. So if you are listening, watching, enjoying this and you haven't subscribed yet, just know you are you might as well go and shove a fucking dagger in the heart of a baby of a baby. Of a baby p uh uh what do you call those cute a panda? Not a ba never do n you shouldn't do it anybody. I'm just trying to think of the cutest thing out there. I mean I think pandas are probably you could argue are cuter than human babies, so. Might as well shove the fucking poison dagger in the heart of a fucking panda . Subscribe . Not doing something is doing something. Not standing up against the pyramids is joining the upholders of and supporters the pyramids. I need those subscriptions. Gotta get up, up, up, up, up. Once I get more subscribers than Mr. Beast , within a month I'll have enough money to buy the Great Pyramid of Giza. We're gonna soft the fucking top, fill it up with mentos, diet coke, and blow that motherfucker sky high. And that's what we're doing here. We're gonna take out the great pyramid of Giza based on what my physicists and explosive experts have told me it will be more than enough energy to destroy the other two shitty little pyramids next to it . We can do this . Just because you might live in another country, just because you might be in some fucking cult or I don't know what you're into, some weird shit. Maybe we completely disagree on most things. One thing no doubt we share in common is we want a better world for the children. My children, your children. And we're not going to get there as long as that foul , foul structure sits on the flesh of this sacred planet. So thank you, all of you. We've got some more super chats , and then I gotta go. I've got child care, and I will literally be murdered if I'm late getting home Tim, thank you. Thanks for the best dream, Duncan and Josh. Would you mind shouting out my friend Pooke? She makes great music and is on Spotify and YouTube . Everybody freak Pook out. Go subscribe to her. Go listen to I don't there. Go listen to she go listen to her music pull up pook I gotta get out of here but fucking pull up pook on YouTube Pook Pook music. Up go up go up. I think I saw it. Go down. Little bit. The first one. Is that pook ? This one? Yeah . Is that pook? That's not pook. I'm gonna keep looking for Pooke. I gotta go . Got one more super chat. What the fuck? Thanks, you gu Damn, thank you . Flea Bag! Happy birthday Yeah Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday s,weet flea bags . Happy birthday to you . You did it, you survived. And you were gonna survive long enough to see a pyramid-free planet. I guarantee it. Thank you for the donation. Have I heard about the monsters they found under Mount Ebbett? Looking it up right now . Oh, we have a little bit more time than I thought, Josh. Hold on. Monsters under Mount Abbott Hold on, I'll Google it real quick. You know that's gonna grab this old man's brain. Monsters under Mount Ebbit. Look it up right now . Oh no no no no no no no no no no . This is some kind of these are people under the undertail. They do this to me. Some kind of game or something, or I don't know what it is. It's some kind of troll, but features. Killing is unnecessary. Negotiate out of danger using the unique battle system. That's so co ol. Time your attacks for extra damage. Blah blah blah. Created by one person . Become friends with all the bosses. That's so awesome. Not gonna play. I'm not doing it, Harry Hare. I'm not going down the rabbit hole. I'm not. Not doing I can't. I can't . If I if I if I do this, you know, if I get sucked into anything like that, I won't these these will streams will end . Uh the streams will end number one. I'll just disappear. And yeah, I can't do it . Hey God like child, I hope your mom's doing all right . You didn't tank the stream at all. I thought that was very sweet that you asked for help. 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What is this? Why are you guys here? Have you noticed this about Undert ale? Like, people are really like so into this game. Never heard of it. Ah, Drew Lewis swinging a home run back in my day. Undertale was eating it from the back. Now you kids are out there playing your weird retro games. You need to get off the screens and get into the ass, the ultimate video game. That was the game that was given to us by God to learn about ourselves and each other by eating each other's asses. Dogs do it. Humans should do it. That's the very reason things are weird right now outside of the Great Pyramid of Giza. Not enough y'all are out there eating each other's asses. Used to be normal on the sub way. You just eat an ass, she didn't care. Shaking hands. And play Undertale. Some retro game cult game. It seems like a fucking cult. You guys make yeah, it does kill all viruses, Moon Gorilla. Thank you. They want you to believe that eating ask causes viruses, it's causing the spread of parasites. Of course that's what they want you to think, 'cause they want you infested with parasites that are controlling your mind. Toxiclasmosis has been injected into most of us by the corporate systems and the slop they service in the fast food restaurants. They knew this to control our minds, our brains.