Ritual Executions and Modern Politics

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And then finally, not finally, I've got a lot more shows. You can find me at the Orange Peel in Asheville, North Carolina. Just after that, one of my favorite clubs, Zany's in Nashville , June twenty-fifth to the twenty-sixth. And then the very next day, I'm headed up to Boston to perform at the Wilbur. Lots of dates at Dunkatrussell.com What am I doing? Plugging stuff? Am I compromised ? We'll find out right now on this episode of the DTFH. Welcome back , Mr. Metzger. It's so wonderful to see you and it's exciting. We're gonna announce some big news. It's coming, but first I don't do this enough for my guests, and certainly not enough for you. I got you a gift. Really? Yep. I think you're gonna like this dude. Mm-hmm. I put a lot of thought into it. Getting a gift for somebody like you is not easy. I like what what can you get for somebody drugs? No. Because it's i it is easy. Got you one of my favorite magazines. Whoa, what is it? But now it's gre now I'm glad it's amazing you that you got the But magazine. I don't know if we can show that or not. Now boy I have it. I've I haven't cracked open one of these in a long time. Oh wait, that's hey, that's the front. Hey, where's his butt? Blue jean commercial? There you go. There is a butt for ya. This butt magazine is filled with butts, guys. I'm not sponsored yet by butt magazine. Okay, so as you recall magazine is Boy am I glad you brought a butt magazine . Okay. Because uh as you I'm sure you recall this was this hurts. It was prominently featured in uh American Apparel. Now American Apparel was that that uh remember that I used to get all my shirts from there because I like just like you know shirt. Oh yeah. Now I gotta order them. Uh I don't remember even where I ordered just shirt from. But anyway, uh they would prominently display Butt Magazine. And for my I forgot about that. That's the only reason I know about this because I saw it in American Apparel. Oh, look at this. This is somebody's pee-pal. Anyway. I I did a submission for SNL where I had um because I saw Fred Armiston do an impression of of Dove Charney, the CEO. Yeah. Charlie kind of went nuts. He looks like if you put um like um nerd glasses on your penis, it would look like Dove Charney. Doesn't it? If you see him with glasses, like oh he looks like my cock someho w. Dove Charney, have you seen what house he looks look up Dove Charney's house? You seen this mansion he lives in? He lives in this mansion. Yeah, yeah, look at those glasses with his fucking The Heart of Silver Lake. Can you pull up Dove Charney's mansion? Look at this amazing place this dude lives in. He figured it out. Look at that right on top of the Silver Lake. Overlook if you're ever walking around Silver Lake, Dove Charney's probably watching you with binoculars. Wonder what Milo Unopoulos has to do with Silver Lake compounds. Anyway. Is that is Oh my gosh, look, it's called the Garbutt House. Pull it up. That's where he lives, the Garbudt House. Now that's a coincidence. Look. Oh, is that what Butt Magazine is named after? Because that's clever. See, that is insane that he lives in a butt magazine. Okay, let's get a full subscription to the Los Angeles Times. It's the saddest thing every time they ask for your subscription. Who does? Who's like, yeah, I'll subscribe. Well how do you I hope the CIA pays you or something because how do you how do they make money? How do pornographers make money? I always wonder because I've never paid for porn in my entire life. I d you know, I do wonder that. Isn't that or books of matches? Yeah. That's what I can viewport. I'm like, uh I'm not paying. I'll just walk. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. You I think this We used to get in the woods. Everybody knows. Anyway, over a certain age, you walk in the woods with your findings. Always there. One friend has a dirt bike or some shit. You go in the woods. Oh, there's a big stack of porn that Johnny porno seed left for all of us. What's your theory on that? Porn. But what's your You know Stephen King had to make it a dead girl because he's from Maine and he's got uh I don't know he grew up somewhere bad. Yes. Yeah. in the woods, like I think that's how I came to view that pornography should be a free thing that is given to you by the woods. It's always been free, a gift of nature, gift of the land. But why why w this We hunted our own porn like the mighty uh Shokta and Chumash uh Indian of of uh But why? I sense pornography. Why why though? Where what what do you what is your theory? Why? Before man caves were invented, you had to go Come on, that can't be it. There's so many places to jerk off the porn. You didn't go. It's paying it forward. But I guess it's based on two movies. We would find it deep in the woods though. It wasn't 'cause like if I'm wanting to jerk off, I'm not gonna hike two miles into the woods to store my porn. Let's say that if you it was a trick pile of porn and you had some fishing line attached to it, we would have been caught in your bigfoot boy eating pervert trap. Sure. If you're suggesting dogman would lure uh put a lure on an end of a I haven't seen that 4chan dog man in a woods encounter. This is the the skinwalkers out there leaving porn to trap kids. So I'm gonna forget uh I'm I can't I'm gonna forget this. Wait, so will you put or I bet you're not even allowed to fucking show it, are you? What? Um it's Fred Armiston doing Dove Charney on S. Not allowed to show it. No, we can watch it. Yeah, it's that good. This is the riveting story of why I know all about Blood magazine. This is I was not surprised by but I've encountered Blood before. Don't you think? I knew I'd seen it somewhere. Now, this is the kind of magazine you find walking in the woods with your grandpa . Yeah or butt. When you're both adults. But cut right to the chase. Grandpa, what is that? Uh butt magazine. What's the sketch called? Okay, Fred Ormiston, Dove Charlie . Yeah, and and because I it's pretty funny. Where is he? Do they even have it? They wiped it. Uh it's it was on news, on SNL News. Is that it? What the fuck? No, it's it's wiped, it got memory hold. It was pretty funny, man. He had these stupid glasses. Like, it's about boobs and butts and hair body hair all over the place. Like uh Uh I don't see it. Alright, well whatever. I wrote it well at the time when he was on uh uh early on, he's only a while. I was doing a submission. So I I had it where Dove Charney is doing a secret shopper at American apparel to make sure that the butt magazines are being displayed prominently properly. Because when I would go I would go to American Apparel be like, I just see butt. Yeah. Like but they're really pushing butt at this clothing store of plain t-shirts. Oh those dirty American apparel models are so hot. Pull up like an old old American apparel ad. Remember those like the billboards? Well 'cause you go in the dressing room and it would be like the ads are Polaro ids of like in the style of Hustler's Beaver Hunt. Yeah. I mean am I supposed to jerk off here ? Am I supposed to jerk off here? First of all, who's gonna wear a fuchsia DP? No, do do like an image search. That is a a mop-up shirt. Do an image search, American apparel uh add billboard. Look at this. This is how we dress before we knew Pizzagate was real. Yeah. Oh look, look, oh my God. Yeah, so this would be this would be all up in the What the fuck? Uh this would be in all the dressing rooms, okay? Yeah. It was this kind of like filthy hipster like And see how he looked? Oh yeah, he's just and he was banging everybody. Like he was on a nonstop fuck rampage through everywhere. Yeah but he couldn't stop. Dude look at his mustache. That's a fuckinging th. If you were around back then, uh uh w what what would you say the height of this is like two thousand. Well exactly is that real? That's not real. Two thousand seven happiest did stars in American apparel had no shit. Well, I'll be damned. Uh net Mattis Netanyahu . Look, look. What the fuck? America a peasant with uh who a chutzpah, never heard of it. What is it? Hutz Hutzpa ! Click on the one with the bubblegum, the ad there, the Americ bubblegum below and bubblegum, just oh yeah. No, we imagine you just like uh thrust and the she blows bubbles that's a whole art project so look incredible butt magazine was about tell me I don't know I I never opened it I just couldn't believe there's a magazine called I never like I said never cracked to open a copy of Butt I'll read some stuff out of here. Pussy Expert speaks out. What? Uh Thomas Satterwhite has mastered the vaginal art. The 47-year-old professionals that go to uh this is someone he does. Pussy updates. Wait, what uh uh finish a sentence, what's the pussy update? He it's it's pussy platform. So is this Wait, is this magazine written by people's genitals ? For the and it's not even for you? Oh my god. Yeah, I just stick it down my pants. Hey, your copy of butts here. This is terrible. Don't show this. I'm gonna show or this this won't be on camera. Where wait, where did you get a copy ? It's scary. It's scary. It it has a it smacks of cr it's give me another hit of the head It's like it's like dateline. Right before a murder photo. Give me another hit of that other one. I hate it, but like oh, it's like smelling salts . you can't show my angle, dude, because it's it's pornographic. Does that that looks like uh Shelly Duval. Uh that looks like the shining. That looks like Shelly Duval's blowing someone in the overlooker. Wow. Jeez, and this guy's like you don't want to run into that dude in the fucking woods. That is terrifying. You are fucked. Imagine instead of porn o is that who leaves porn in the woods that we can show that there's a way. Wait Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Was that the Fayfo? Uh I did I know I saw that he had a You didn't notice that uh Aaron Paul here had a w where were you looking at his watch? This guy's got a great watch. This is the dude. This is the guy who's been leaving porn in the woods. We found it. Wow. Here, look. You could show this, right, Josh? There he is. The man, if you've ever found porn in the woods as a child, this kid from the movie Mud . If you saw that with Matt McGuard. We love you, Butt magazine. Sponsor the podcast, please. Sponsored by Butt? The Doug and Trussel family. Unofficially brought to you by Butt Magazine, the number one magazine for you. I don't know if we can even sh but how did let me ask you this how did American Apparel go out of business if they had this such a lucrative uh butt magazine tie-in? How did they go out of business? Can you look that up, Josh? What happened? Because everybody was wearing it. You're still wearing it. I got I would go in there. This is somebody filling the void left in the market . No, I d I haven't bought any deep remember remember deep v-necks? Oh the worst. I that pitch shit pissed me off. Uh several financial severe financial mismanagement, high debt, mounting losses, and scandalous sexual harassment allegations against founder Dove Charney. But I think Charney's doing good now. Liza can you look up what Dove Charney's up to? I think he's like I saw in the documentary landed on his feet, did he? That's a surprise. He landed on his feet. He's doing fine. Yeah, the company focuses on yeah, it's still out there. It's the same shit. Partnership with Yeezy, look at that. Partner with Kanye West. Yeah. When was that ? Well ever since Kanye apologized to the Jews. It was either right after he apologized or he partnered with him right before he became anti Semitic. If you want to be anti-Semitic, you're like, well, now you gotta go to only Chinese jewelers. Right. And um if you thought if you thought the Jews were funny with your money, go to the Chinese jewelers. I've never even been to a Chinese jeweler. I didn't know that happened. A lot because in hip hop a lot of like hey, I think uh they're stealing from us over here and what it so they would go to you saw the movie uh Uncut Joms. I never saw it. It was about uncut uncut gems pretty much covered the whole thing. Yeah, he's working with Kanye . Look at that. Kanye's always on the cutting edge. So Charney's doing great. He he no this is 2023. Oh . Wait, his Jewish business party refuses to let's see if he was like, I'm not gonna break up with him. Go ahead and see that. I want to know if I want to know if he like was like Ah boo Oh fuck see that yeah that's tough right there yo that's tough right there uh he will not be hit with legal repercussions from a Super Bowl ad promoting his remember when he saw the Super Bowl Swazi T. I didn't know I didn't notice that in the Super Bowl ad. I saw the thing he did on his phone, but I didn't know. Connie was Is that what it yo, that's very close to my ph The blur? It's a cowboy with just that shirt, no pants. See that shirt is what they need to be selling is that blur shirt. That would be a cool design. Is that out there? That's gotta be out there already, right? That is a good a cool design. That's a cool design. Can you pull up Hindu swastika? Because I just want to speak like this is one of the many things Hitler fucking ruined. The mustache and the swastika. Pull this up. See, do an image search. Look at this, guys. This is an ancient symbol. Doesn't look like the uh talk about cultural appropriation. This fucking German piece of shit grabs this symbol that was the there's my favorite one. Look at that. Look at this bullshit. Didn't these fuckers turn it this guy's got it painted on his head? Pull that up. This is not a fucking Nazi. You know neo-Nazism is a real problem in the world, isn't it? I I I I didn't believe anti-Semitism was so on the rise, but why would this guy see that's a Hindu? Why does some Hindu have a problem with the Jews? He doesn't have a problem with the Jews. But doesn't add up. Look, pull up the swastika pictures. Look, you've got the Aztec one. Pull up that one, the the that one right there. Look, pull this up. I mean I'm not s like there's a lot of Christian sw ell the Christian swastika. No, pull up the Chase Bank swastika. Tibet All I'm saying is Hitler ruined the swastika and we need to reclaim it. You know ? Um uh no. Uh I'd say let it go. Let it go. There's a now there's a swasi there's a nice one. See look at the chase is now if you look at the process church uh pull up the process church sw astika. That's the closest one to the Chase Bank and it's uh a negative uh color . No, I didn't realize Chase Bank. There you go. See that? So it's a negative inverted one. Uh I have them together on my phone. Pull up that Chase Bank logo again. Yeah, we gotta look at them together a little bit. What the fuck? The blue one? Yeah. Okay, go to the process. That camp Chase Bank is not like Hindu. Well they might a lot of Indians are a lot of these H1P Vs is ever broke out at the end. That is really curious, man. That's really curious. most evil banks that you know who by the way I just want to point out that that bank Chase Bank that stopped working with Kanye because they couldn't support his anti-Semitism. The bank with the Epstein Island uh rotating cast of friends, that bank you gotta f Wait, I'm sorry. This is one of these things. I love being your friend because I I learned all these things I should already know. Dude, I'm do you know I got recompromised? How was it Butt Magazine? What? Yeah, no. They know how to they know how to get to you. No, no, no. I'm I'm actually um multiple I'm uh uh what uh uh multi-hyphenite compromise. I've been compromised by several th things. I've been finding out. This is America dipshits. Do who the fuck lives in this country is not I would say a lot of the fucking devil? Dude, they're compromised in the I have yet to hear someone who because anybody that would like know anything would hardly be focused on you that way. Or for example, Rogan, which on Jimmy Dore, we were trash in Zach, Gal vanakis for his dumb shit. Because he he went on and complained about uh you know they also all still think Joe got Trump elected. Oh he yeah, a hundred percent. They blame Joe, all of them This episode of the D TFH has been supported by my friends at Express VPN . The other day, I was at a Starbucks. I know that's kind of a flex. I can afford Starbucks, and I was working on my laptop, but I had to use the bathroom. I mean it's something's going through my family. I don't have to go into the details, but you can put it together. I was gonna go vomit up blood. And so I ran to the bathroom, puked up a bunch of blood, leaving my laptop unattended on a table at Starbucks. 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Why not just shove your hand into some dark, oily, subterranean crevice where you can hear the chirping of ancient creatures inside. Wear a glove. That's Express VPN . Protect your online privacy today by visiting expressvpn.com slash duncan that's e-x r e-s vpn dot com slash duncan to find out how you can get up to four extra months expressvpn.com slash duncan It just burned my nose hair is that last thing you showed me. What about this ? Yeah, that's kind of artsy. No, the one Oh you like your butts not artsy. You want that amateur butt. You don't want a well composed picture of a butt. It's a it's a it's a it really is a shame we can't show you all these pictures. Any of them because let me explain the visual the visual jarring uh it's like one side is you think it's a girl sucking a dick, but you realize it's not because next to it is a dude with a pussy and the it it's like a uh it was almost like a magic spell of of uh what like it's magic inversion. It was like oh I mean one thing's for sure, it's magic. The magic Alsa Crowley once said the magic is in your butt. In your butt. The magic is in your butt. Shout out to Hidden Amaruka channel for giving me that wonderful growling . Interestingly enough, The Magic Is in Your Butt. The tunnels of Typhon they call it. The magic is in your butt was a song that was going to be in Beauty and the Beast and they cut it out. They couldn't do it. Like Well like a disgruntled employee? So they sell for putting hidden dicks and things. No, it was gonna be a real song. I mean there was a time when people weren't afraid of butt magic. There was a time when we lived in a more sensible. I thought it's your actual asshole that you read. Uh Your asshole think that. Your asshole prints. It's the it it yeah. It's not the hole. It's the whole. Can you look up asshole um look up fourth eye? Reading asshole oracle or reading your butthole to tell the Chase Bank uh swallows you more closely right now. Pull that up real quick. I mean I do I I don't doubt that yep. Anomancy. Anomancy. Well that's not rump I we can't show that, but can you pull up Anomancy Pl uh Wait, I need a new butt. Wait, what the fuck? I need a new butt is a popular humorous children's book by Don McMillan. I broke one It features a young narrator who noticed a crack in their butt and imagines various re What the fuck? What the fuck? Pull up I need a new butt on Amazon. What? This can't be a kid's book. Yo, who look, look . What the f- Why would you I need a new butt? I I thought Look by Don McMillan. I think thiss all aut theirhor new need butt if you catch my if you catch one uh A silly story that will cause boys and girls to giggle from beginning to end. A young boy suddenly notices a big problem. His butt has a huge crack, so he sets off to find a new one . He journeys across the sea to an island where a wonderful prince tells him his butt is fine. Where's it say that? It doesn't. I made it up. A rocket butt, a robot butt. If you're groom ing, this is the f best book you could have. I need a new butt by Don McMillan. And that and look at the reviews. Let's look at the reviews. I'm sorry, I'm probably square or something. I don't know if I'd wanna I broke my butt . What is this? What if we just stumbled up? You know what? Pause here, Josh. I think this is a perfect time. This show's compromised. I think this is a perfect time to announce, even though everyone most people already know, that next week on YMH Your Mom's horse. Your mom's horse a uh what will become to be known as the most ground breaking podcast of all time. Mystery boys. Right. Well premiere. We have been doing a podcast. We have how many episodes have we done now? We've done at least ten episodes, but finally we're gonna release them. Tell folks what the mystery boys is all about. Uh it's about uh causing mysteries. Not solving them. We're not like It's not our job. Yeah. We're not gonna do the work for you. Now uh there has been some pushback of like okay, what do you mean causing mysteries like you're gonna do crimes? Yeah. No. And no we haven't done crimes. I mean maybe. But I mean, your definition of crime is different from mine. I'll tell you. I was raised in Yemen. I'm not against that, but you guys have a harsh, harsh penal system out there. You know what I mean? That's right. That's why we the mystery boys are currently working on some global a global initiative to get as many butt magazines to Yemen as we possibly can and it hasn't been easy. We're still looking for someone who's willing to deliver 'em out there. Yeah, we uh uh LN SR aka the Houthis. Yeah. No, it's it's ridiculous. The red team is up to their old tricks, trying to keep butt mags and red these are so hard to work with. And it's just like it's been a nightmare negotiation. We keep w it's who's that dude we've been talking to? He's such a fucking dick. I don't know. Fucking Buhan. It's like they got three names. No, it's fucking Buhan. Or he's such a dick. Oh, then as a go, he goes, Oh, and I heard Duncan's compromise. I go, Are you shitting me? Get out of here. Are you kidding me? What the fu ck? It's just th this misinformation campaign against me is actually now hurting Yemen. If your mother saw what So you're hurting Yemen. By the way, all of you spreading misinformation about me being compromised are kill Don't you have magazine? Couldn't have a family that works in like way more high profile things than podcasting. Yeah. So that's what I'm saying. Like the very idea . This is like every time the election goes wrong for somebody. And by the way, it's never gone wrong the election. You whoever you vote for, you get netanyahoo. That's your president, as uh the great James Lee uh put I mean, you know, look, I'm just an old judge slash astronaut. Okay. Um I I I I think you should laugh at a flat earther less than someone who believes in like the el the election of the president of America. By now you should have figured out the joke. Shouldn't you? Should you have figured out that your president is the same as your student council? I mean fucking president grown up, like not in charge of the school. Hold on. I've got to really piece together what you're saying here because it's kind of blowing my fucking mind. I think this is what they call it red pill. You're telling me you're telling me and my listeners that when you go to vote for the president of the United States , even though your vote might be tallied or tabulated and the person you voted for might make it in, you're you're saying that that person is in fact what like a mascot or something? Yeah, like uh yeah, like Patrice used to say like a Thanksgiving turkey. He viewed the press like whoa. Remember they they they let a turkey they you know they decide whether or not to execute a turkey. You're wait, you're saying hold on a minute. what you're it feels like what you're saying, I'm probably misunderstanding it. You're you're saying that you don't think we have a functional democracy? We've never had that. And also nobody does. We have feudalism. There's only the four class system or feudalism wherever you go. There's only the four class system. They could dress it up however they want and tell you, you could say, but unless you if you look into it, you'll find out very quickly that no, we don't have that. And w even in school they told you we didn't have a democracy, we had a republic because we have an electoral college system . Uh so out of the gate we were never a democracy. But they just throw that word around like it means democracy. It does not. I uh man, I I'm sorry, but I'm having a real hard time. You have never heard this before.. Never So it's a republic. Okay, I'm not saying I'm upset. Uh look, I only care about three things. Okay? One, kidnap the president of Venezuela. Two, kidnap Greenland. Yes. Uh which we haven't done yet. Uh and then three, new ballroom for the White House. Dude. Those are my those are my issues. Where is our ballroom? Josh, pull up the fucking please A lot of you out there, I don't think you realize how beautiful this fucking ballroom is. Pull this shit up, my god , it's beautiful. Look at this . Oh look at that beautiful ballroom, guys. Can you enlarge that Josh please? Oh my god. Does it mention the floor plans are the same as the Temple of Solomon? Do what? Yeah. Now that is what I call a selling point. I don't think it's really a bail uh you know they go the ba all the bail room. Okay, for real. I don't think that works etymologically, and and uh uh anybody I talk to that knows about it is like that's not really what that means. Uh but what it will be is uh for some reason the headquarters, the head base of Stargate. What is Stargate? Nothing with space. It's uh surveillance and central currency, digital currency. Larry Ellison's thing, Stargate is that thank God. And can you pull up a picture of the Temple of Solomon, Josh. Cause I know a lot of you out there are like, what the fuck, man? Why are we focusing on this right now? I can't afford bread. Or what pull up the Temple of Solomon. Solomon . Oh my God. Now that is beautiful. Now imagine that you don't have to go any w you can go to Washington D C and you can enjoy the Temple of Solomon in the United States for the president. Well, you know what I mean. I mean I wait and uh wait and so and there's also it's called the ballroom because when BB stays there and balls Trump's wife. Beautiful. Uh now i i I don't know if you know this. I just found this out from uh Gnostic Neil from uh Gnostic Informant. Why ? Uh because why would they make I know they want to build a third temple, who doesn't in Jerusalem to Ushir in the Meshiach ? Uh but God bless you. Yeah . Inshallah. To m Ushir and the Meshiach, inshallah. But it turns out there was like three temples. Like besides the one that was destroyed in Rome, there was one in Alexandria. I didn't know that. Yeah, you never hear about that, but there were. What happened to them? But this this uh this one DC would be like they would set up more than one temple. Uh Alexandria was the Hollywood of Egypt, basically. Or of Rome. Like Rose Rome's Hollywood was Alexandria. It's where like a Roman, you know, uh what's his name? Um the one that hooked up a Cleopatra. And if you ever saw the HBO Mark Anthony? Yeah, and then he starts wearing eyeliner. Yeah. Like like how dudes, you know, like big my best friend in comedy. Well, really, yeah, for a long time where he paint his nails now. Yeah that's it's not to be gay. He does look like he's transitioning because he has a person painting his. Paint your nails. I've noticed Arika doesn't Ari paint his nails sometimes. Shafir? Let me text him right now. Ari don't spread No, Ari Shafir. Let me ask him if he paints his nails. I don't want to spread misinformation about Ari . Um Like it depends which nail. One means you swing there is not code. Really? It's coded? Look, it's like getting a teardrop tattoo. Um hang on. I'm trying to find hold on one second. I need to ask this so you know. Look up Ari's painted nail. Ari's Shafir Painted Nails. It's gotta be up there. By the way, check out Ari's This Is the End available on YMH. I I'm on it. You know, Ari told me he got somebody did a hamster ritual to get a curse off of him. Not a hamster. I heard that too. Yeah, I don't know. I don't I don't see it. Sorry, Ari. He probably doesn't paint his nails or wear Alander. But yeah, I know that like You thought that he did? I don't Ari does wild shit, man. I mean don't you kind of Ari Ari shaved half of his hair and beard. Now that's the kind of style. Like I just got out of some kind of surgery style. Have you ever painted your nails? No. Why? What's wrong with you? Why would I paint them? Why wouldn't you? Because I'm not. You're wearing an astronaut hat. You got a pipe. Why don't paint your nails and finish off the advantage? I understand that, but I That's why you know that was a fake space mission, because no woman has ever been to space known science. It's so old fashioned what you're saying. You know in the old days men would paint their nails? And when they were stuck up there, remember the astronauts were stuck? And I remember my girlfriend going, like, What that chicken has a period? What the fuck they do? They don't have and oh, it was in the news, they didn't have tampons. No, they were out of diapers. So what happened? Just period blood floats through the or as our archonic leaders call it Starfire. So now you've They call period blood star fire? What's it all these filthy magic people called? Are you fucking kidding me, Bully? I didn't know that. You teach me. You're my teacher. Pull up Starfire Mitchell. I had no idea that period blood was called Starfire. No idea. It's just like growth. I mean, uh it makes you want to take a good long look at a butt magazine when you hear this shit. I had no I had no idea . Oh my god. I'm so happy you were friends. Starfire. You didn't have you're not fucking with me. You're not doing some kind of ironic thing to do. I I you know what? I'm flattered by how much you think I know about this shit. Well, how do you know all these people? Starfire is people, but you don't know nothing. Oh. Starfire is a term used in esoteric, mythological, and some alternative spiritual context to refer to menstrual blood. It is specifically described in certain legends as a sacred moon elixir or gold of the gods. Oh dear God. Symbolism. It is viewed as a divine essence or life force that symbolizes the red moon phase. I mean look I I I I'm on TikTok. I know I see like I see the hippies drinking their peer periodable blood I didn't know. They are? But you have. You've never gone down on someone having a period? No. Shut the fuck up. I mean I I uh oh, that's why you're not supposed to have period sex because you could bring stuff in from the astral . You know, I you know what, I think you have a lot to teach me. I have a lot to teach you. I can't even I'm not saying it ma I I did a lot, so Oh so you have gone down on something. I've never gone down first of all, I would never go down on a woman that's gay. Secondly. Okay. I c I I I d I d I don't disagree with you. This is why I'm queer. But okay, so number one. So number one. Yeah, don't you remember gr Alister Crowley would make light cakes, they're called and it's like just you know, apparently a toilet is a magical device because uh you switch it out with a human they get superpowers when you in their heads. What do you mean? He they would eat this shit. It's gross. I I I that's why magic is so hard to talk about because it's so gay You know what magic is? You're doing things when do you shit on each other in magic? You don't know about this? You keep saying that. I clearly don't. We'll try it. It's just we it's weird to realize I don't take my word for it. No, it's just weird to realize I've been practicing magic and I didn't even know it. So uh I'm a wizard. I'm basically Gandalf. That's what yeah, a lot of things are mass smaller to me. Everyone's like, why does Gandalf smell like shit? Yeah. No, Gandalf would why does Gandalf just shit on my dick . That was one of the unpublished uh If you guys noticed Gandalf just smells horrible. You know what that is, right? Sauron. Sauron Saturn, blah, blah blah. You so the guy who wrote it, uh what's his dumb name, the English guy? Tolkien. Yeah, he's Rosa Crucian. He's telling you his uh it's like the Bible of uh it was on the screen before the GPT put up some of it. So he's telling you the a metaphor uh what do you call it? A metaphorical overlay of Atlantis Times. I believe that. Um wait, wait, wait. Oh no, you had it on there on the left screen. Can you Google wait. No, wa,it wait, go. Back to the writing. Yeah. Show more. Show more. Show no no yeah. Ancient rituals, Sumerian. Okay, let's see. It's not in here. The term is not meant in the context of the fictional DC comics character. Whoa. Pull up Starfire DC. See those aimed at unlocking the pineal and pituitary glands. Um now in Ormus, O R M U S, the most sought after of these gross things. Never mind adrenochrome, ormus and you can't get it, just so you know. They sell it online, it's fake. But pituitary glands and pineal glands juiced up with human lung tissue and then some gross whatever they do in the moonlight, I don't know what gay shit they do. That shit is activating a third eye and extending your life unnaturally. The most sought after substance by occultists on earth is called or not the kind online, monoatomic gold. Oh, it also has monoatomic gold. And that's a drink from ancient Sumer. Is that like the colloidal silver? No, monoatomic gold. But is it O-R-M-U-S? And by the way, the Strait of Hormuz, uh Strait of Ormas. Yes. Stra ofight Or mus. Morris? Are you dyslexic? mus. O R M U S. Ormus . Hit it. See that? So people sell it. This is like if you were selling adrenochrome with an adreno. So this is fake ormus? Well it's just monoatomic gold. I don't know if that has any effects. People say it does actually I think it contains 24k food, great gold, dead sea salt, pink pink Himalayan. Well theoretic couldn't you just take like online ormus There's some alchemical ritual being done with it, so it ain't just uh the you know it ain't just that. But the people that would be able to get it for you would be generational funeral home director s that are like old money and that's people with access to bodies. Oh dude, I gotta tell you something that I literally can't say online. Can you stop for real stop recording, Josh? And that's why I don't have nipples . So anyway, dude I, I gotta ask you this. If if I had like and I I'm saying I don't I you know all the adrenochrome stuff and all the stuff harvested from like kids, a horrible shit. You would take ProVigil Obama pills? I'm saying, wait, hold on. If I had a nice bottle of r of minstrel blood and um space cakes or whatever the name for the if you know, if I had a nice if I had a cup of that and you knew if you drank it, you would actually I don't know heal or have powers or or be able to like peer into like you know the secret temples. What would I be healing from? I don't know third degree burns. Don't don't get lost in like healing. I'm just saying it gave you some p potency, some superpower. You're you're telling me you wouldn't drink and and I'm saying we know it works. You wouldn't drink a nice bottle of jizz and period blood and let me bang your ass if it knew it would give you special powers. Like real powers. You could let you like the palate to take a good pounding . I bet you I could have that without drinking somebody's fucking loads. But I'm telling you what's so funny that this this this thing that you have really I didn't know that's what I know what they're just for all this shit to me at the end of the day it's just for a display of I'll do anything I'm told to do by the right uh authority or powerful person. And so like most of this shit I I don't really understand all that fluid shit, but we have something called plasma-based medicine that would be your pro vigil or new vigil or a bunch of things. Most people are now cannibals by default because we never used to make uh uh narco like not narcotics, uh well drugs, any drugs. They were made from plants always. They were taking plants and doing chemical things to them to make drugs. Yeah. So in like 1960 was the advent of plasma base where you're actually making things out of blood. And I'm not talking about adrenaline curve, I'm talking about stuff people take now. And it's 80% of the so 80% of the blood supply of donated blood goes to pharmaceutical companies to make these drugs. That is so fucked up. It's on an episode of Mystery Boys. That is so fucked up. We did way back when we were in the middle that turned my stomach when you told me about that. It turned my stomach and I don't even do it now and I'm I mean I gu my my point is I guess I have already drank a cup of of and I don't have any magical powers. I already have I think you have magical powers. I mean I know I've had lots of Pro Vigil, so I mean that's probably a baby's worth I had. This is what popped into my head the other day after you blew my mind with and I don't want to talk about it here. It's too I don't want to ruin the episode of the Mystery Boys, but you always are blowing my mind with some of this stuff. And then I started thinking, if any of us are going to get pulled in to like a deep occult society. If anyone I know, it's you. No, because I'll tell you why. 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Wow, did you see that? So hold on, I got a call from That's how it works. Illuminati . Hello, it's the Illuminati. Hoi fun vo You don't think you d but no just I wait hold up ? Wait, wait, before you answer, let me finish my point . Let me finish my let me finish my point. It's the classic thing. People who like end up fighting crime bec ome part like the more you have to dialectic will I be drawn into the dialectic. You get pulled in the more you resist. The resistance is itself a form of adoration. And via that, it doesn't matter that because you're connecting yourself with the energy, it will inevitably draw you in and you will become the very thing. So there's no way of you're not gonna be drawn in. That's the whole thing that happened to Eve in the story. I don't know literally what the deal is with it, but the story is d talking about someone being tempted into the fun house and they can't get out of the fun, you know? Yeah. So so that's what your 3D existence is, is this. That's why, you know, uh whatever these people don't like, I like. So I like Jesus because they don't like Jesus. Do you understand? Yeah, sure. I I don't and they really want you to not ha bring it up or have it right. And I'm not like a believer they don't want you to bring up Jesus. When I had a bisho I had a bishop on the show. No, you didn't. Yeah, I did and I didn't want you to say Jesus? No, no, no. He was a Catholic Baron. Yeah . Bishop Barron. So I've had, you know, I've had uh Satanists on the I've had I've represented almost every ybody's free to pick what they want. But when I had Bishop Barrett on the show, I have never gotten more pushback. I got I got more pushback for Bishop Barrett than Asheville kid was making than I got from Alex Jones Yeah, bet. Because um well, you gotta keep in mind, like the amount of embittered I used to joke that like Catholics have all the good lore, like all the all the movie quality lore of of their faith comes out uh you know, I guess Hindus Bollywood lore, but all the f monsters and whatever's and and you know it's all it's all within a Catholic possession. It's always portrayed within a Catholic frame framework, almost always. And um you know, like uh Rosemary's Baby. Wait the monster remember remember the universal monster universe they were trying to make with Tom Cruise and the mummy with Tom Cruise and there was supposed to be a a connected universe of classic monsters . What? You don't remember this? There was the Wolfman with Benicio del Toro. There was Russell Crowe with Yeah, okay, sure, sure, sure. We were trying to compete with Marvel and somebody bought universal classic monsters. Yeah. Like Frankenstein and shit. They used to do that in old movies. It would be Frankenstein. Okay, you can't have a monster party without the lore of the Catholic Church. That's where it comes at. Okay. So and I think it's because I would say if I was gonna be a real occultist about it, they alchemically took paganisms because it church it means uh uh the universal church, Catholic Church. So if it's gonna be universal, we have to absorb all the bel iefs of the area, alchemically transmute them into Christianity, which is how an occultist I think would look at it. Correct me if I'm wrong. But magazine. So uh yeah, and so as a result of that, like you know, like uh like the Catholic Church and the Plymouth Brethren have probably generated the most amount of Satanists because of the dialectic of pushing down in one thing and just in the resistance, you're gonna you're gonna just divide the thing. And an Apollo worshipper, a Luciferian Apollo fucking trying to bring Apollo back, they're gonna be above all that and they're gonna go. This is the side that does the good guy stuff and this does the bad guy, but I'm the I'm the dungeon master of the role playing. I'm gonna control the whole game. The the people in charge that are really high up and and by the way, Eleanor Roosevelt, massive occult is Franklin, massive occult is. Eleanor Roosevelt was an occultist? Pull that up, Josh. Oh but that bitch ate some fucking got her red wings.. I'll tell you that I have no idea. Eleanor Roosevelt? Here. I don't know anything about Eleanor Roosevelt. I don't know if I'm not thinking you're gonna get this off of Google, but you'll find something. Let's see. She was not. Oh, your boy with the chain wallet knows probably knows all about. Consultation with a palmist. See, so you you have to make a construct if you want to ask questions of AI, just a little tip for everybody. See, okay, she was not an occultist in the sense of practicing witchcraft, but she did engage with the occult. So because these stupid AIs are designed for consensus and balance, they'll tell you stuff like, Well, it's not a complete lie. And like, what the fuck does that mean? Okay, wait, hold on. She's an occultist. Look up Nellie Sign. Wait, wait, wait. Oh, uh components uh sh wait uh no that that's not okay, yeah. She's a palm reader, but she there's something else she was into. Well, you don't just it's not like you're only gonna do palm reading. And let's wait, while some list of first ladies who brought the occult of the White House might include her name alongside those who called seances , such as Mary Todd Lincoln. What the fuck? But this is like tech. Okay, think of it at the time. This is when the spiritualist boom is happening. So there was an occultist infiltration uh at that point. Right. America's initially being settled by occultists because they're Freemasons, which is establishing Atlantis. Yeah. America was all you know when they call it the American Experiment? Yeah.. Okay And I watched Mike Pompeo, that ex-CIA fuck, go, I was taught to lie, cheat, and steal for the glory of the American experiment. Right. And and when I saw the club, we it was on Jimmy Door show, and I'm like, why is he keep saying it? Are we not like a real country? Why does he keep saying experiment? It's an experiment. Is this not settled science that we're here? That's very strange. Yeah. Because it is. It's an experiment on the way to the one world government. If you think of America, what it is, it's an alchemical process of taking all the people from the other countries, making them into one culture. England wants to do it, Europe wants to do it. Like a centrifuge. That's right, because we need a one world religion government. Don't you want to live in Star Trek times? Yes. Well, okay, we're gonna all need to go to a UN meditation center. It looks like nineties Star Trek churches. Pull up the UN Meditation Center, guys, get ready to see a place that you would never want to meditate in. Right. Do you like a big black altar in your in your prayer hall. You want a nice have you seen this, Josh? That's a UM meditation . This is right this is out of that SNL sketch with uh where do you Oh take a seat? That's like supposed to the creepiest fucking spookiest look at that. Who would the look at those weird chairs? Look at it's just so stark. These are Tolkien 's people he was writing about. What the fuck? Yeah, okay, keep going. Yeah, look at the benches. This is out of um what was that cool movie with Christian Bale where he was a grammaton cleric and he did like gun fu and it was just nobody's allowed to have emotions. Yeah, it's like that. Equilibrium. It's you could pull up pull up the Yeah, it was called equilibrium, but this is what this is. Go to the United Nations right here, Josh. This thing down below. So people could see this. Actually, the United Nations fucked up universal ity of meditation and to make it universal they left out all religions in the meditation room. That's what they call universality. That's why this is why England, you know, Western, what they love grabbing shit from Eastern shit. Yes . Changing it. Theosophy is that. It's alchemically taking their shit, sure. Making a new thing to poison us away. And so that's why the Beatles would go to India. And that's why because the royalty, the blood the nobles love that shit. A beautiful system where everybody knows their fucking place that goes back to like the s most old the most ancient writing we have is Sanskrit. Before that, some aboriginal cave scroll. That's all we got. So they love that. They love that shit. I love it. Um yeah, and then that way, and there's the other thing, when you research this stuff, the thing you're talking about about getting drawn in. Yeah, you're here's what happens when you really dig deep in it. 'Cause I'm always amazed that you don't know this ahead of time because of all the literal occultists that have come at you or you've talked to It's okay. I know you think I'm I I know. It is it is gay, but it's not like gay. Anyway. I'm not offended by the guys that doesn't. If you dig deep into it , if you learn it the more you learn about this stuff, the more you will be forced to make judgments. And everything in polite society is about not making judgments as you look into all these part of that meditation room is is that instinct. Sweden has it in spades. We really we don't want you to believe in nothing that we we we'd like you to believe in whatever's trending. Right, right. But but we'll tolerate your beliefs, but everyone is tolerated and blah blah blah. But by making everyone tolerated, let's eradicate all religion. That's they all follow a theme, even if you're trad . I didn't know what traditionalism was. Trad, it's it's like an insult. It's like a gay racist. It's like you're openly a racist but closet gay. And whereas a progressive, right? Am I wrong? A progressive is going to be openly gay but closet racist. That is so those fucking crazy. Am I right or wrong? So that forms a dialectic between secret gays and open gays. Wow, that's wild. And what happens? They meet and fuck. And whatever comes out of that what is whatever drips out of their butt is what our society is. That's the view from space. Cliff Josh, take that down. That we gotta don't we gotta put that has to be the that's the ultimate clip of all time. It's the yeah, the ultimate manly pee halls of all times. Holy shit. Yeah, so so anyway, traditionalism is a very definite uh philosophy that I didn't I thought, oh, you're old fashioned. No. It's blood and soil. So it's this that predates like the Swazi to predates Nazis. That's a thing all these people like. When Steve Bannon talks about populism, he's not these these arguments they're having are about how to control the slaves. That's it. And you could and and all the things that don't make sense to you when you watch how they act, they don't want to have to say it to you. Right. So that's all this unsaid shit where you're supposed to be just cool, you know, we've played some CNN clip on Jimmy show of uh some dickhead from Midas Touch, but this kid was right. He was trashing the idiot next to him about how what a disaster the Iran and Iraq war and all that is. And the guy goes Wow little tournament? That's a classic power, you know that's what they're trained to do in those is i you wanna teach people to ignore what might be the most important part of themselves which is the part where you in a situation that's dangerous that you shouldn't something's off and they they they tell you it's we need to bypass your your cop ma so I think a lot of the past insanity of the last ten years in the fucking what do you call it culture war ? Culture war is let me change the name culture war for you. It's a magic battle. That's what a culture war is. Okay, sure. It's a fucking gay magic fucking battle. And the reason is because you're you're fighting for the right to talk directly into people's subconscious, is the way that people on top. So the Church of Satan, their secret teaching is that human nature is programmability. It's not good, it's not bad, it's programmable. The second Psyop division, if we're Bragg knows this. Michael Aquino, the piece of shit with the eyebrow. Michael Aquino. And by the way, what's the first Psyop division? Oh, you don't want to go to the Dis Psyop division. You know, I have no idea. How do you how many? I would I would tell anybody watching to look into Matt Earrett, uh M A T T E-H R E T. Look at this dude. This is a decorated what the fuck? Look at those eyebrows, man . Let's pull him up on Wikipedia, Michael Aquino. Let's get his Wikipedia. Michael Aquino he's dead. He he suicided uh during COVID. But let's Did he really kill himself during COVID? Who knows? Maybe they cleaned him up. He you have to understand. Remember the whole satanic panic? Yeah. Okay, so most people think it's based on the West Memphis three. My girlfriend is younger than me thought that. But I remember it being based on the McMartan Preschool. But other people it lasted for thirty years. The satanic panic happened way before the the Westminster If you look up the people's official reckoning of it, and there's all these academic papers that's how I found it from academic papers about until George W. Bush took office, we were in a satanic panic since uh It was it was no nineteen seventy exactly we wouldn't no the satanic panic it was like dungeons and dragons is dungeon dragons part of it but now that predate now keep in mind with dungeons dragons yeah think of that that is exactly what Steve Bannon and Epstein were talking about, they're dungeon masters. The second Psyop Division, the civilians in charge of the decep deception operations, I guess are supposed to go ten years. This is a separate source. Uh uh Sean Patrick Hazlitt, great fucking. Did you talk to him yet? Hazlitt? From a gl through a glass darkly? I don't think so. Oh, dude, I got to I was I'm gonna have Lynn Buchanan that remote viewer on. Um uh uh uh uh uh what was I wait, what is nine one nine one one That's when he died on September first, twenty nineteen. Oh, I did what the number nine nine and a cold or pneumoladocontest given a powerful palindrome that represents a reset phase in life. Oh maybe he did uh omil to himself. Signaling the completion of a major cycle and the necessity of stepping into one's true purpose. Death, the final wall, completion. Because 9119 is a palindrome. It is often viewed as representing the last wall Yeah, so he's the real beater. Wow. So never mind him. Paul Vallelli, who wrote who wrote Mind War with this piece of shit. I mean uh the guy with the chain wallet. What's his name? Here you go again, Mitch Horrow . I like his book. I have his book. My girlfriend got me his book uh you're you're in a wizard war with mid just I want to I am not in a wizard war. I know you know. I mean you look I'm fine with you being compromised. I wanna tell you something. I I I you know what I love? I love having people who practice magic and earn of the occult on my show. And I want you to know that I didn't attack him. I said that he defended Paul Michael Keenan. I'm not I'm not defending him. I'm saying I just want you to know know something. I guess I should have told you this before we started the our podcast together. I think you are one of the most adept, occult practitioners. I think you're I'm profane. I'm not in the group. I think you're the real thing though. Like I think you're actually what it looks like. I I mean, not that Mitch or any of these people don't practice. I'm just saying I've never met a wizard. I've never met a wizard in the wild. You're a chaos magician. You just don't and part of the thing is you can't even reckon with that 'cause that goes against God to be a wizard. Listen, anything I did mot I I'm licensed to do uh I don't know I don't get involved in uh I go with the flow. From God not from f from uh some creep with eyebrows that if li here's how he was we uh why I think he definitely was at the Presidio doing shit to kids. And by the way, McMartin, they did have tunnels under there. It turns out there were tunnels under there. The blueprints have been found since back when they said there weren't. Okay, and and I don't think this is a form of magic. I think because of Jehovah's Witnesses, which I found out, I did not know this. Russell family. Big occultist family. Um, oh, what's this fucking? There's a guy he's got a channel called Lifting the Lamp. And he's he's an interest uh I call him Freighter Skyrim. I don't remember Freighter Skyrim. His name is Trader something. But he does, I don't know what he's playing around with, but he had a very interesting thing he was talking about for one of now Tracy Twyman's a person who I study her shit a lot. You keep mentioning Tracy Twym.an I still am unclear about who Tracy Twyman is. Well, she's this chick that uh researched all this kind of stuff like the She put out books and stuff? Yeah. Tracy Twyman. Clock shavings is a good one. Clock shav ings? That's a cool name for a well so that that meditation room that you were looking at? Yeah. Swedish people. Swedish witches would do this thing where it's like they have pieces of a clock and they forsake Christ for all time. And they it's a ritual. Basically it's just a thing to be like, I'm in all the so when you see Dan Bon Gino or Cash Patel lying or you see any of these people lying about things right to your fucking face. Yeah. Never mind like telling you things that aren't real. That's one level, but they're telling you to not see things that are real, which is extra. Right. And they're committed. Uh and by the way, this is I I wanna just inject this you know if you look up like you know thank god like in schools now like that you you like you have to like if you want to volunteer at like a lot of schools you have to go through this like training program. Is it for ESL by any chance? Well no, I'm I'm talking about like it they teach you all of the tricks that that groomers use. Right. And and these tricks that you're talking about psychological tricks they teach kids to ignore what's right in front of them. All the stuff like give me an example. That's very interesting what you just said. And like the f obviously if you're like a predator, you have to like sort of like override this poor innocent things like basic like this is not right. That's the point of kindergarten. is that w if you look at the practices o of a lot of these people that you're talking about that are like the dungeon masters, what they're doing is no different. It's just for adults. It's like adult grooming. Let me get you decent dragons was was grooming. So no, not Gary Gygax, not Dungeons and Dragons. It's a fun game. I I really don't think it's a good one. Okay, lots of sh look, I want to tell everybody everything's fun. I who uh uh I don't have like uh that bad. I can't watch that that's the thing. You just should be aware of what I I like to be aware of what the what the trick is. Like magic tricks. Uh uh I find it very interesting how they do magic tricks. Or joke writing, for example, for me is a big like thing that I'm like, what's the mechanics of I like to know the purpose of everything because I don't want to be cheated. Right. Right. Right, right. Or or worse yet, uh uh get the keys to Enoch in the tunnels of typhon if you catch my drift. You don't want to get banged down. I don't wanna get yeah, I don't wanna get my ass blown down by anyone but my poor eating habits. Anyway, so the grooming process is hypnosis. I consider Oh, I'll read it to you 'cause it's mo I think it's hear it. So Dr. Heather Lynn, uh, you should watch uh dude her . Uh hold on. So we were talking about this shit because if you uh follow Joseph P. Farrell, he'll talk about how these old ass cathedrals are on former magic spots. And the and the pipe or the architecture is such that the pipe organ is like you're inside the organ the pipe organ. And it's a form of reverse magic . So it's them pushing down the people that built those spots that's a very sp ectral pushing the energy down. It's like trying to r repel the energy or something from like a a super fun to to clean up axic I I would imagine the thought process. I don't that's me saying that. But the thing is this is in the Bible, it's in everywhere. They're like corks, like cathedrals or cork or devil corks to keep like the bad if you do it right you you're rever it's like reverse magic okay okay so I go so I consider comedy to be a form of reverse magic it's literally uh a thing that dispels spells to me so she told I'm sorry, dispelling spells is also magic. Basic D D. It's all a matter of um motive and authority with it. But okay, don't get hung up on that. Um this is what she told me scientifically . And I've never heard these studies and as a I know you've heard this for years from dingbat fucking feminists and people studying fucking well, disparagement humor could lead to you not finding a college work Right, right, right. Don't worry about the disparagement humor. You dumb bitch. Disparagement humor. Disparage You fucking sperg that they made in a lab on purpose because you think like a cow they made them people cause they think like cows that's why they like Hindus because they worship cows all right get it lay off the Hindus and the cows they're very sweet. Not if you're from there. Okay. The laugh uh they weren't sweet after that shit festival made it to the fucking okay. There's science behind it. She goes, there's actually science behind you saying that's reverse magic. The laugh is essentially the discharge signal of a successful remapping under conditions of safety. Laughter requires the brain to update its model in real time. That update process is the mechanism that breaks trance. See, magic is about a trance. A fart in church is breaking a trance. Get it? I'm using those expression. It's a brainstem level motor program. So I would never get in deep with these people because I'm gonna mock the shit out of them the second they I'm not gonna sit there obediently and go, oh, you drink period blood? That's good. Uh it's a brainstem level motor program, evolutionarily older than speech. It sits closer to crying or panting than to la language , which is why you can't reliably fake a genuine laugh. You can fake it, but not reliably, then that's true. Right. When something hits as funny, the prefrontal cortex, like if I have to do you've ever had been a thing we have to laugh for like uh uh something you're shooting and yeah, it's brutal, dude. It's brutal. But so what happens is you start laughing fake, and then you have to like laugh at your own fake laugh to make it sound that's how I have when something hits is funny, the prefrontal cortex processes the incongruity. Right. Okay. Dopamine fires, the amygdala gets downregulated, and cortisol drops within seconds. So the trope of the Bill Murray character and Ghostbusters. Get it? The dominant theory is benign violation. Now, this ties into a joke I make, which is that laughter should not consent is for sexual intercourse and religion. Yeah. It is not for la laugh should be you't didn want to and I made you do it. Yeah, right. And now you gotta lie back and enjoy it. Yeah. But it's not r it it it's not physically harming. If I'm helping you, right you're gonna take it. Right. You're gonna laugh whether you want to or not. The Chaos Magician speaks. I'm I'm undoing the damage of a Chaos Magician by being funny. By casting spells. I think it's reversed because uh uh casting spells is the charm. I'm trying to undo that. Okay, sure. That's wizards don't do that. They don't get curses off of people. Or they also don't mention Jesus in a positive light like I do. Yes they do. If they yeah, they mention a Christ consciousness, which like what what? Do you know there's a lot of references to the you can find like people talking about the historic Jesus. He was mostly referred to as a magician. Yes, by people okay, by people don't like him. Hold on, we'll get to that. Your brain encounters a mismatch and resolves it in an unexpected but coherent way. This is why laughter breaks hypnotic and disso this is the key to it. Dissociative It breaks dissociative states so effectively. Trance involves narrowed attention, reduced critical evaluation, and absorption in a single narrative. So that's why I'm not going to be invited to Peter Thiel's fucking blood prostitute island. Because I'm going to break. Like they want to know you're in. It's like being a fucking work being with Mariah Carey and her entourage. Are you in or out? Yep. Or or Hingecliffe's entourage . Laughter direct disrupts all of it at once. It forces the executive brain back online . Magic is to force the executive brain offline. That's your definition. That's the definition of Satanists, magicians, all of them. That's that's why we need you dude, chanting. I need your brain in a theta wave state. Now again I'm not saying that's wrong with a theta wave state. Not saying that I get in it all the time. I'm not saying anything wrong with it intrinsically. It's the motive and whatever is behind getting you in that state. That is the that's the same so maybe I want you to pay maybe I want you to drink my jizz and tell you it's a magic potion. Okay. Maybe I want to fucking make a kid cool with saying my butt is broken . These pe it because at the end of the day, it boils down to all these practices or these fucking wit. Here's the main difference. They all are at the core fine with doing stuff to kids. That's the problem. Well, that's what it is. Eve, think whatever. Okay, I don't know what the real story of Eve. Whoever the fuck Eve is, um that's a child being taken advantage of by a serpent. Right. A Nahash. Right. Who then is punished by being pushed into a 2D prison like a Superman 2. Wait, wait, hold on with the 2D prison stuff. Wait, you're I think you I think what you're hitting a part here stage hypnosis hypnotists actively avoid humor during induction. Wow, really? No. The induction phase, you don't want humor because you need them. Look, it's like look at this candle and focus on the candle while I talk. I'm putting it so I'm trying to switch your brain. Right. Now it's very hard if someone you can hypnotize someone who doesn't want to be hypno tized, but it's a lot harder than getting consent. Now think of the consent inviting a vampire in your house or whatever. My job's easier if I can trick you into consent. Yeah. So why I brought up Gary Gygax before. He did put the names of real spells. Now you could just say, okay, he's just doing research to make a cool entertaining game. If we're gonna I'm not condemning him, even though that's what that was, it's basically like uh a Ouija board by Parker Brothers. You know what? This is the They're tricking you or baseball. Baseball. Hold on. This is where they're tricking you into manu they're doing a sigil magic at a grand scale. So that's why the Illuminati card game that people go, why is it predict? And and when I finally looked into the shit with it, oh of course Robert Anton Wilson and his Discordia church are involved. That swirl, by the way, is like their search for I thought it was just pedo shit, but it's a certain whatever dimension they go in, they only find a new formula and they don't find God like they want to. So fucking uh anyway, he's doing chaos magic. Robert Anton Wilson in those books about the Illuminati. Because and I could tell by like first of all the first book I'm like, get to it. Oh, you're gonna tell me a lot of interesting stories. Alright, I'll listen. I'm going through it. Then I get to the part where his daughter dies and I think he I think in my opinion he sacrificed her because he comes off like Eric K Clapton singing Tears in Heaven. He's friends with Yuri Geller, Dr. Puhar Rich, who's a piece of shit. Okay, he's dead now. His I don't Puhar Rich is. His son is on Danny Jones, Julian Dory, and uh Jesse Michaels talking about the nine. You know the nine? Yeah, you took well only because of you've you've explained it to me, but you have you heard of the nine? Okay, they're alien put the nine, Dr.- PuPuhar. I mean I don't know how you can spell Puhar. Puh Chiri . P-U-H -A-R-I-C-H. And I texted Jesse Michaels after this, who was a guest on our show in the future, in their past episodes, we did uh was it Puha? I C H. He's basically Professor X. So Mark Andrea Andrea Puarich? Yeah, that's the guy. Uh the Council of Nine. You ever hear the Galactic Federation? Yeah, sure, of course. Yeah, where'd you hear about it from? Star Trek? Oh, yeah, that's one. 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Yeah, the scumbag Rockefeller Wait, hold on, let's go one point at a time here, man. The idea of the nine let's see first became widely known in the nineteen fifties through a scientist named Dr. Andrija Pu arich, a respected inventor and researcher into the powers of the mind. During a session with an Indian mystic named Dr. D. G. Vinod, something unexpected happened. A group of entities calling themselves the Nine began speaking through the mystic, claiming to the ancient cosmic intelligence who have guided humanity since the beginning of time. Now you might be thinking this sounds like some new age. I'm gonna stop you right there. New age nonsense. That meditation space in the UN that is new age nonsense. The per the purpose of new age nonsense, and it particularly praise on women and dudes are kind of a little bit uh switchy. Is pure right brain, it is designed from top to bottom by hardcore Satanists, okay? Uh Mark Passio on my when he last time he was on who used to run the Grotto in Philly for Anton LeVay. Yeah. I love the guy because he I go way out there. He don't go as far as I say. Yeah. But he tells you the nuts and bolts and his people from all walks of life are in this shit. And they and they were going, boy, where do you see the new new age shit? So they're taking little bits, just like Blitovsky, as you call her, did. Blitovsky. I'm taking bits of your spiritual traditions. I'm alchemically making them into a new thing. Yes. And then I'm gonna sell it to your dumbass. The goal being you're gonna be my slave. Religio means to constrain. Okay ? So I'm not I believe in God and I just said Jesus. Uh you love Jesus. Who why wouldn't I? I do too. Okay. And it has to do with the nine is why. Okay, so here's he now he already is skipping a massive chunk of history that I got from Mark Windows, Windows on the World Podcast. If you want to be educated on ancient Egyptian crowd control, which is what magic is. Um, so who are the nine? Now, had I not but seen Mark's video, and then look this up. It's a free book called The D issociation Dissociation not Dissociation uh Dissipation of the Darkness . It came out in like ninete en oh something. Yeah. Uh it's a guy who is an inner member of Freemasons and it's the secret history of where Freemasonry came from, which you never hear, but it's free online and anybody can find it. Where does it come from I'll tell you if I had read this before I saw Mark Windows or had heard all this the nine garbage, I would think it was just some anti-Semitic thing from when people were paranoid. But I can't even find shit online saying that about it. People don't even mention it. Herod Agrippa, that's the grandson of the Herod that killed all the babies because Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This astrogenetics thing goes back a long way. They they read horoscopes, real ones, not the ones you get as a fucking idiot. Right. Well, you might be able to see a real one. Not the newspaper ones. You know, you keep saying I'm in the bloodline. Do you know what my answer to that is? What? You're a wizard. Well, I again you're taking it like I'm condemning you. I'm just telling you it is what it is. I'm not condemning you. I just think you 're dude. There's a book called The Gospel of All Creatures. Clones , hybrids, something. It's uh it's I swear to god, a book about how if you're a clone or a hybrid lizard or a w or a chimera, you can have and it sounds like somehow of a movie like a uh uh but that's somebody Christian as shit that made that because that's a genuine no, everybody gets a free choice of what they want. I I really like that book and it's somebody who's aware of these programs because guess what the chimeras we make them. Um anyway the, nine. Herod Agrippa, uh close friends with Caligula. That's crazy. Well, he was he's a rich kid and You want to see something cool ? Josh, pull up Caligula's ring. Have you ever seen this shit? The thing he fists you with? No, you could actually like this. They found Caligula's ring, I think. Caligula's ring. It's beautiful. It's see it's not Caligula. Look at that. Sapphire. Look at this. Believe to depict this is wow, how fucking cool is that? Wouldn't you like that ring? Look at that beautiful ring. Just look deep into that ring. Look, I don't care. No, look into the ring. Look into the ring, wizard. Do you see the ring? If I'm a wizard, why would I fall for that? Okay. So Herod Agrippa is the grandson of the Herod who killed all the kids to You know the story of the three mag i. Yeah, sure. A magi is an Aryan wizard. Okay? So when you see magic eyes only on that fake document, they're referencing Aryan wizards from Persia. Yeah, absolutely. Th the three magi or wise men. Wise men is what they do. That's what a wizard is or what that's exactly what that's why you should take what I'm saying as a compliment. I think uh you can look at me and say I'm a wise man. Okay . Uh the the three magi were not like good guys or something. They were sent to tell Herod where Jesus in the story. Again, hey, maybe it's all made up. I don't know. But the story is this. Herod is charting the stars because he does Babylonian black sigil magic. They all do this shit. They all uh all the tippy top you f the presidents, kings, all of them think they come they're they're the real star seeds when you hear that dumb shit and right and they're charting someone's gonna be born that's gonna interfere with some plan I have okay or someone's gonna be born that can threaten my power. Right. And they make sure to get them killed. That's a that it's like a pre-born assassination thing that goes back a long time. It's in the Bible if you believe in the Bible. So anyway, the star that leads the three magi to Christ. Yes. Yeah that ain't that ain't a good guy or something. I just I don't I do not agree with your interpretation at all of this t this is terrible. You're trying to say the three magi were snitches. Well, no, they ended up going, oh, this is the the story is that they go there and they talk about the intentions. Oh, okay. Okay, but so Christ gets born anyway. Okay, and this, as you know, parallels the Moses story where they came out of the case. A hundred percent. Okay. But the reason it parallels is because there's a practice going on for a long time, is how I would take it. So uh this always goes on and uh Well the practice being we need to eliminate any emergence of something that f that breaks the hypnotic. It's like we know when these the positions of various shits going on and the sky , a certain radio station's coming in and somebody who's got the right genetics is gonna pick up that radio station. Right. You get it? Right. Yeah. We gotta we gotta avoid that at all costs. Imagine if Herod had twenty three and me. Holy fucking shit. Like back then they had to use uh sometimes when I'm thinking about everyone sending their DNA . I I do get I think about Herod 'cause I think about like Well not that Herod. That's the that's the grandpa. No, I you know what I mean. I think I think about the practice you're talking about. The suppression of the it's well known. In fact, uh Hamilton from Hamilton's former copia talks about the CIA giving those horoscope computers to third world leaders who all believe in that and the and and the computers would tell them things that we want them to think. Okay? Whoa. Oh being a spy or an intel agent is called the dark arts because that's what it is. So you it you give them some kind of bullshit computer that can manipulate them. That's insane. Well th thank goodness that is happening right now that we're not being given some technology that's manipulating us right now. That would be terrible. Yesterday in the car, you said the thing that's right is is that forcing us into 2D through anyway. Okay, so the nine. In this book, Dissociate uh Dissipation of the Darkness, Harrod and his eight friends, one of them is named Hiram Abu ell, A B I thought it was a Bib . A bif . Here's what they did. So Christianity is spreading at a crazy rate. Now, you'll I know you probably have talked to people that will tell you about Caesar's Messiah where like Caesar invented Christ had a whole calleth to control make people not I've heard that bullshit. Okay, now here's why I don't believe it. Because I don't believe in you can look right around you today and you can see top down things. They only work for so long. Okay, like BLM. That's a top down NGO thing to gin up and then they put bricks out for people. Yeah, the bricks, the bricks. And then and then now you're now and you everybody's traumatized. We take one shit that happens all the time. And by the way, again, cops kill white white guys more the most, not black guys. I'm not trying it's not a contest, but that's the fact that it's why do you hate cops? I don't. Uh uh we're w uh we're gonna miss them when the when those Tesla bots come in, I promise you that. So so Yeah, you you know you know maybe we should have had humans and maybe paid them right. I guess if you don't pay them right, you get corrupt cops, right? When a robot dog is fucking dragging you into a hole. Yeah, dude, you can't spray it, you know, like nets. Like I mentioned to you, nets solves the whole problem. So here's how I view the spread of Christianity so quickly in that in the ancient time is popul ism. Okay ? What do the elites all hate? First of all, populism is a word invented as an insult by the elites back back when um Yeah, right.. It's always an intrinsic So think of all the times poor and this has happened many times, but they successfully break it up. Poor white farmers and blacks put aside they don't like each other officially because they're ordered not to like each other. And then go, hey, I think we're getting screwed here. I mean you could you could Fred Henry doesn't Marx call that class consciousness? Like you start recognizing like the real and now you have to understand though, we're doing dialectic. So the same people that are are are the whole goal of this is actually a feminine kind of uh practice because what you're doing is uh if you're being a funny comic on stage, yeah, you're doing a actually a feminine energy power, which people don't get that. If I'm doing it right, the times when I do well at it, it's not a lot, but when I do I notice it. Yeah. Because it it sounds different, because they're laughing. Yeah. I become the room. So there's nothing you could do to me because I'm the room motherfucker. So you're absorbing them w all this dumb shit. I d I stole this from Mike Malice and it ain't no way Mike don't know these principles. I'm gonna get it he's gonna admit he knows them. I know he knows them. Because I stole this from him when he would wear a costume and go on Rogan or any dude, you crack me up wearing a ghillie suit at the start of COVID. I texted Joe. That was one of the funniest things. That made me laugh so much. And Malice does something so funny because he'll be wearing some like stupid thing and you forget he has it on while he's talking and then you remember again. So some people like, I don't understand why does he have that on? Oh my god in the comments. Some and then when I would watch it, I would be like 'cause he I uh dude, I love hanging out with him. He's an interesting dude. So we would talk. So I'll forget he's got this dumb shit on him. And then I remember it makes me laugh. Yeah. That's called projecting your domain. Right. If you want to be an anime queer, domain expansion, if you want to be a little fairy that likes anime. Domain expansion? It's from some fucking anime. Don't the don't the pickup artists call it framing? I saw this funny thing with the same. Sam Hyde had all these. No, they call it frame. What say that again? They call it framing? I think I think that's exactly what I'm talking about. Can you pull up I we probably can't show up? Pull up Sam Sam Hyde. I don't know what his new podcast is. It looks so funny. Pull up Sam Hy de with pickup artists. It's really funny. Pickup artists are a massive that's a form of it. That's probably a logo. Yeah, I know. And all my all my other wizard friends tell me that too. What was it called? Uh yeah, with pickup artists. I think this is it. Hopefully you can find on YouTube probably pull it's Sam no pull up . He is so funny. No it's not that one. It's newer. Go go back. Go go this yeah. Go to the top one right the the That's his pickup artist? That's not it. It's a new one. You're not gonna be able to find it because it's Sam hiding that. So okay. So it's a femin ine thing to do that. A f it's a feminine so you know Odin, he is missing one eye because he learned how to do magic. And but it's a big deal that he learned magic because traditionally in that culture, magic is for women. Oh Now, the iron the irony is so few women are good the women that are good at stand up are good at it, but the ones that are not good at it are not because ironically they don't understand it's a feminine energy that you're putting out. It's receptive. People don't it's not putting it. I'm tricking you, so is judo . I mean, a lot of things are that. Right. And like the read is correct. Okay, I can't get you the go on this, so I like flow like water. Right. You understand? Yeah. So that's what all that shit is. But that's it. So and and by the way, society's set up to make you s you know, the unity of opposites is the dialectic thing. I wanna point this out. Male and female are not opposite. What a stupid thing to say. They're not fire and water. Male and female are complimentary like salt and pepper. You understand? Sure. They're not opposite. So the first lie you're getting from high up a cultist on purpose to split your fucking brain into retard sections . So that you could have a channel on here where like the dumbest guys and one kind of smart guy and the dumbest fat whores argue about what's wrong with relationships. It has nothing to do with shit. Right. Okay? But that's the goal. And and so people that start learning this shit, what I realize, some people instinctively can do this without so uh you know Steve Byrne, right? Sure. So Steve Byrne, because he got comic. Yeah. I I'm sitting there. I'm he does this like bit where like some lady sits and he brings people from the audience to like dance. I didn't I I I was uh waiting for the next show to go on and I I look up and I'm like, Oh is he doing a hypnotist act? 'Cause perfect strangers from the crowd are going up and they're dancing like crazy. Yeah. And there's lights. Yeah. And Steve's got a very good voice. Right. Yeah, right. Mhm. He has the voice like out of Dune. He's got the voice yeah and Steve was always a charming guy he always got hot girl I remember I know a long time he was always like a guy that you'd you like if you were going out with the boys or whatever talk you he'd be a good guy to have right um so he's just unconsciously doing I asked him if he took hypnotism because he's been in Vegas. Right. He's like, what? No. And I was like, dude, that's exactly what they the that bit you do. It was just like a bit, but it looked like I thought they were gonna start being a chicken or something. Right. And and so there's people that are you know, some guys are good at picking up chicks and some aren't and mystery in the and th and those people were teaching guys how to do NLP. Right. That don't normally have it. Right. Um But I yeah, they call it I at least in this one it was really funny because it was like one of those pickup artists accusing Sam Hyde of or just saying you're framing is yeah, but it's actually maybe a little different from what you're talking about. Framinging is is a great thing. No, fram a great term. Pulling someone back into your bubble. Yes, that's exactly you you live in my domain. Right. So now now and you've been trained your whole life in the way narratives work. So now I'm the main character. Yeah. Right? Hold on, wait, hold on. I gotta look at something. We have time. Cool. I don't have to I'm fine. So the nine, by the way, um, in this book, Dissipation of the Darkness, it's about they weren't called Freemasons, they were called the Mason. It was called Masonry. It's based on the Temple of Solomon I want to point out Solomon, when he started doing magic, that's when he was the bad guy of the story, everyone. We all whoever claims to be a believer in shit and read this, should know that. I don't know why I have to as a guy who's not a member of anything explain it, but I do. You're just so close, wizard. You're just so close, but s but like it's you're so close, you're already practicing magic. No, I I got full license from God to do what I'm doing. Well that's what got got like that's just No I I know God it's in there. Don't don't do that. The reason you don't do that is because it's like don't go uh on the dark web and jerk off to pornos you find there without a you know, you're going into a the astral is a place that you don't know shit about because you're fucking blind. But you go there. No. Come on. Not willingly. Don't act like you haven't been there. I have been there. I know. Not willingly ever. But as a having them recurring if you have- How did you end up there? Uh recurring dreams. But you don't think you did that willingly? I know I didn't. It was terrifying. What did you not like about it? I guess the witch waiting to kill me and all well not kill me, but get my fear up to a certain level, then dig her fucking nails under my armpits and hold me up and do you know about Ma World? Yes, because Dr. Heather Lynn go uh told me about it and the chick that is the at at um what's her name? Sot as hell. The one that from Tony's show. She was a gay kid. Have you ever been there? I don't believe so. But uh in the astral realm, Ma world. Okay . Uh it's not really a mall , but have you ever been there? Uh it's a lot more about sewer pipes and fucking It's just a city. It's like a it sounds like a Nickelodeon. Have you ever been there? No. Well, I don't know. I'm just curious, because like I uh no doubt you've like, you know the the the Astral Dre when you go we I d I I agree with you, by the way, I I absolutely don't like it whenever I end up there and and and I You have been to Marworld. I no I've been to the I've had Astral Dreams and I don't I really have to How okay, why would you say it's astral? 'Cause I would say mine would be but uh and I don't know for you, but I think why the ones I had I think that I have a reason. Well the the it number one, it's completely distinct from other dreams. Like it's a completely different thing. There, there's a um in what way? A lucidity to the beings that are over there that you don't have in other dreams. There's a distinction, a differentiation from your like in in like most drew regular dreams I have are kind of like a you know um You figure them out later. It's swirling we you know just sort of like astral dreams have this very focused like clarity to them. Well if you could keep going to one loc so in a dream, I don't know if you know like w most dreams like you can't go back to a place you were just at. That's a very strange thing. Uh so okay, I told you I had the the hag, the night hag, for years. I didn't know you were dealing with that bitch. Uh Agrat Bot Mahalat, I think it's you were getting the hag sitting on your chest? No, so much worse than that. No, it was like that movie uh weapons. The horror movie that was his name made from uh the kids why these kids you know pull up weapons. You can see that it's good. No, I never saw it. Oh, and also Maholland Drive, the the Maholland Drive, there you go. That's a better f that's exactly right. Okay, yeah, great. Yeah, okay, great. So there you are. So I it would terrify me so much. Maholland drive was Yeah, right. That I started lucid dreaming because the fear the sh fear would make me realize it was a dream I was that scared. Yep. Okay. And then I would start flying to get away from her in my dream. And I would fly to people I know. And I'd be like, check out I'm fly. Yeah. And they would never look. Yeah. I'd be like, like this. Right. And it wouldn't look. Right. And it used to be like the it used to bother me. And then I'm like, oh, did I fucking project? And I'm they of course they're not gonna see me. Right. But like I said, I don't know. Uh I did used to wake up screaming quite a lot as an adult and say crazy things like there's a laser in my eye. Uh jail type. If you talk to Big Jay and ask him shit I would do. Dude. Uh and and and I and I would wake up in my twenties a lot and I would have this feeling. I remember saying like I don't even believe in a soul like this, but I would have feel like my soul is being pulled out of my body. So I'd wake up like I'm puttinging grabb me back in. Yeah, it's scary. Okay. So do wait, did you get the vibrations? Do you feel like your body was going very common in those dreams? That's like in uh journeys out of the body. Uh that that's like a very uh I don't remember if I got the if I I don't know if I can remember the vibration. I know the vibration you're talking about, and I don't if I felt that I don't remember it. I really don't know. So you know. Um, oh. Th'sere the Chinese man. No, it was uh the the chick that plays the witch. She's very good. Pull up Maul World, Josh. Maul World like dream, recurring dream. This is like the Wall World thing is specifically with like lightly colored uh here wait I'll read it. There you go. Right there. That's a good it it's basically like um yeah the it it feels like the back room's kind of like one reason people like the back rooms is it's well I get chased by a big giant head that was floating looking for me and I had run through the mall in in the limited uh mall type. Liminal reality space, but I th like the astral realm is like there's all these little I think sort of been a little kid going to s malls as a kid and and so if you think about it, I don't really know what it is, but uh everybody as a little kid has been to stores like that, at least in America and and you That's what I've thought too that is adding to the young birthday when you're a kid at a birthday party, it's kind of scary and we're I mean it's fully possible. But uh the thing Mom Wall World specifically that I've heard where it's like every single fucking night . Okay. I I've heard that like Crowleys, you can find actual statues that like people like Crowley have built out there, like monuments and stuff that they can they've constructed little s temples and sites that you can go to. I never went to one of those. Okay. Um here we go . Mall world. Some people in my Discord were discussing the Maulld Wor Dream and brought up bacteria worm goo world. They said there's a Reddit about a recurring dream where people are trapped in a flat white room and getting engulfed in electric worms, self-replicating from various colored goo, and it came with a bad smell and what's her name had the dream and it was like a sewer she was in in the mall. I was like, whoa. And so there's a lot of now okay, hold on, let me just stop you there. It when I was having this spate of dreams going there, thank God they've stopped. That there is a I've been to bathing. I've been to the sewer there. I started I've been to the sewer. Would you hear anything else about it? It was like from what I recall, it's it's like an s you know, sewer tunnels. It's a subterranean sludgy sewer tunnels where there were these two horrible human beings in the fucking loop. They were sitting in it enjoying it. They liked sitting in the muck and the filth and they were like what's horrible about these dreams they're aware of you like that's what's really horrible about it is they're aware of you and this what's also horrible about it is this place as miserable as it is it does have a magnetic quality to it. You kind of like it. It's like it's hard to explain. There's a sense of um what the name of the fucking guy there that's not here. There's a sense of like uh when like when the pandemic happened, you know, where like it was horrible, but then also everything's kinda improved. I don't know what that is. The god of uh rot and decay and he has a garden of disgusting and he's the he they call him the grandfather because It was more sub it was more like a literal, like the there's the the the place has like a it it it has it looks intentional. It looks built. It it is you know what I mean? It didn't and I've as far as I could recall, it's only like shitty apartments with beings in it, like with people in it. Like wait, do you say apartments? Well yeah, there's apartments there. There's people live there. You ever have this are really sp okay, so there's only a few where where I have I'm like they stand out from other things that are dreams to me, right? But one where it's like a city that is uh it's definitely underground, everything's black. There's light little lights coming out of the windows and shit, but it's like a I don't describe it it's like this blackck fuing city. Horrible place. It didn't feel horrible. It felt like it wouldn't be that bad. I when you're talking about the magnetism of it. Yeah it's no it that's the thing It's like if you were going to New York City's soul. That it it's cool, but you don't want to you it's cool and it's also like um the beings that live there are the at least the ones I and I totally have met the same people there a few times. Wait, let me pee and then I'll tell you about the knife. Plug the mystery boys, which releases what's next Thursday? Twenty first? The twenty first. Okay. You want that old promo again? What's the old promo? Of the M MK Ultra episode. They made a great promo. Yeah, send me that and I'll play it at the beginning of the well, yeah, I'll play it at the beginning. They better use the fucking songs I made for the show. Remember that? I'm sure they will. They're really good at that shit. Okay, let's do it. Okay. All right, so here's the nine. Uh wait, hold on. And we're back. But yeah, this is a real tinkle I heard. Hey, three claw podcast. We did it, boys. Fuck yeah. The nine. Here's what the nine are. And the nine pop up in uh the game Destiny Two, or probably Destiny. They pop up everywhere it's a sci-fi trope. The nine go act to council, but nobody knows what they are. Well, guess what? In Dissipation of the Darkness, it's Herod Agrippa and his eight friends who invented the Masons and his friend Hiram a Buell, who ends up being killed by wild dogs. Like he disappeared, they couldn't they found his body and you know people get killed by dogs back then randomly. Those are rough times . Yeah. Uh they as a tribute, they they go the Hiram a Biff fucking story. Right. Now I didn't know. Is this different from the Hiram a B it? He's Hyramab U L Hyram Biff is made up six PM. Shut the fuck up. Stupid bitch. What the fuck? She's it's different from the it's two different high rums, is what I'm trying to establish here. No No, well one's fictitious based on as a tribute to their friend. But so the problem was Christianity was spreading very quickly. Okay? Yeah. And he Herod, Agrippa is king of the Jews. Do you know how he died, by the way? Um he was eaten up by worms from the inside of his body while he was uh people in the colosseum like he's a god. He came out with bling on. What? It's in the Bible. Uh what is shit. I don't remember what book it is, but you find it. So he create he's a Babylonian black magician. Yeah. And they're him and his eight friends, okay, they call themselves the Nine or The Chained Nine because they have made an oath that is so heavy no one can ever get out of it. Wow. So when you're contacting them, I bet you're contacting a bunch of old Jews from back in fucking What the fuck? And that makes sense as to why there's so much all the UFO shit has Israeli stink all over it. How so? Uh third eye atlas from Avi Loeb. Pull up that Israeli there's like an Israeli general. No, the Galactic Federation is why I like you put up up. Pull up p pull upull wait . There's an actual Israeli high ranking officer talking about this thing that you're talking about. What he's from units uh it's like eighty two or something. That's the Israeli Psyop division. Israeli officers saying contact . Yeah, yeah, wait, wait. Galactic Federation. Saying Galactic Federation. Yo, the Galactic Federation bullshit has been connected to Israel for years since like 47, you know, whenever it was founded. Isn't that weird? Hamas hed, the former head of Israel's defense Ministry's Space Directorate, claimed in a Yeti RNA interview that a galactic federation of extraterrestrials exists. He alleged that U.S. and Israeli officials have been in contact with him, citing a secret Mars base and a desire by alien Guess who's back in the house? It's Robert, Jesse , Bill, and Mick. Back for season two of Silver Linings with the old gays, brought to you in partnership with iHearts, Ruby Studio, and Viv Healthcare. We strut back down memory lane on navigating life, love, loss, and the lessons that shaped us along the way. And as usual, someone just might break into song. From leather bars to bathhouses, dance floors to drag brunch, nothing stays off limits. These are the insights that only come from experience. So listen to your elders, honey, and discover the silver linings you can take with you. All SAS, zero filter, and decades of perspective from four friends proving that pure joy only gets better with age. Tune in to Silver Linings with the Old Gaze on the iHeart Radio app App,le Pod cast, or wherever you get your podcast . What's up everyone? It's me, AZ FUD from FUDAROUN and Find Out. Thanks everyone for all the positivity coming out of the draft. I am so blessed to have so many people that believe in and support me. My listeners, my friends and family, and the whole Geico team who put my family in a commercial with me. That was so cool to see. The gecko even showed up wearing my jersey. Well, a smaller version of it. And my grandfather is a huge fan of the gecko. During my injury rehab, I was a little nervous about the future, but I've had so much support and so many people believing in me and, we came through it together. I know I'm leaving the bubble of college, headed to a new city, joining a new team. It's a lot of change all at once, but I don't feel like I'm alone. The way I feel about basketball is the way I feel about life. You help your team and your team helps you. So thank you again, everyone, whether you're on the Geico team or just a fan wearing my teams jersey. Thank you all so much for all the support. So think of how there's ten missing scientists now, and I'm going to include the guy from Gaia 13. And that chick, but the what that chick is the one to look into, the one who disappeared. Yeah, right. I don't remember her name is, but Red Koala Panda posts a lot of great shit on Twitter. He it's not wasn't even a real interview. They were just talking on Zoom. Right. Like how I did with Lynn Buchanan and Sean Patrick Haslet, but he put it out. We found anti gravity probably like four times, a hundred percent. Yeah, right. I don't mean we, I didn't do shit, but they did. Now, Dr. Heather Lynn, if you subscribe to a substack and you should, was explaining about the broker class. Instead of the NHI, think of the broker class. Okay. Like real estate brokers, but of the universe. Okay. So at every level, like a fractal. Yeah. And energy can't be created or destroyed except there's going to be a heat death of the universe and there's entropy. How's that possible? Right. How? Someone's skimming off the fucking top. Like a fucking casino. Well or like a black. These fucking scum fuck parasite motherfucking dragon blood families, they they create entropy and they they use the energy. They that that's how they live. The same way israel exists by creating on purpose anti-Semitism that is a fuel because Jews never want to live in Israel they want to live in New York which is or uh Hollywood you know places that don't suck. But they needed to make people wanna go there. They're still trying to do it now, even though most of the Jews have any sense fled the fuck out. Right. The people left now are those whack job settlers and that one guy that didn't bread that looks like goofy. I got friends out there. They must be crazy. They're not crazy. No? Who's your friend? Oh, Larry Ellison . I'm kidding. Larry doesn't go there. The Rothschilds, who Theodore Hertzl convinced to get it on board with this. I can't remember the which Rothschild. He was like, I don't care about that. Why would I care about I I'm doing great in England where I'm like rich. No, I know what you mean though. I mean it's a t it must it's like my friends who live out there, it's a terrifying place to live. You got uh sirens going off all the time, it's fucking like obviously like the epicenter that could start worldwide. My friend Roseanne, Roseanne Barr, who I haven't seen in a long time since Thanksgiving. Best one of the best Thanksgivings I've ever had was ever. Yeah, dude, it was like the show. Remember the show credits when she's laughing and you Yeah. That's how fucking fun it was, dude. I see Jake. I still see Jake, her son, who fucking really love that guy. Yeah. Um it just what a great time, man. And I wish I knew the shit I knew now. Because Roseanne told me she was raised Orthodox, Jewish, and Mormon. And I and we're getting hot 'cause it would be like a play day that Jake would say, I can hang out, Roseanne. I miss Roseanne. Anyway, he would um uh uh she goes she goes uh you know I was raised Orthodox Jewish and Mormon. And I went, that's weird. And she goes, yeah. That was it. I didn't understand. I don't now I don't know if she was trying to tell me something then, or it just came out and I didn't have the eyes to or the ears, the eyes to hear it. Yeah, right. Uh what was the message? She was satanically abused by her witch parents, is the message. There ain't no such thing as Orthodox Jewish and Mormon. I've never heard of that. Well, you have because the Charlie when Charlie Kirk got kosher slaughtered, which is mass ritual. Boys prem iering next Thursday this third. They were always going to kill Charlie Kirk. They were always going to kill him, but they were going to wait till he was president because when you do a King Kill 33, we'll call it uh based on what's his name's book? Marin's book. No, you're the I give it to you, the Twilight Language. Did didn't Marin have a book called King Kill? No, Marin talks about King Kill. Forget it. It's another thing. Marin talks about King Kill, but he's that stupid about other things. I find that hard to believe. No, Marin like was like like didn't Marin like have like a I think he wrote a book. What go look up Marin's book was Jerusalem No, look up didn't Marin go nuts or something when he was hanging out. Jerusalem with her No, Jerusalem syndrome. That's what you're talking about. The book. I read it. He gave it to me when I met him. He gave me a signed copy of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't. But I was grateful to get it. You let me not imply I wasn't grateful again because I read it in one shit. It was that qu good book. Very interesting. And that's a real syndrome, Jerusalem syndrome. Right. I know. Yeah, people go go we go to Israel and they lose their fucking shit. They think they're the Messiah. Okay. I don't think that's some like n I don't think that's a materialist explanation like some people would. Um but anyway there's a lot of energy a king when you kill the king now let's let's take all the bad this is The people that do this by doing a public execution message to the masses ritual, the energy release by killing a king is uh the power to change reality itself. Right. Now that sounds very fantastical, but it's not. JFK died. It changed reality. Well after 9-11, everything changed. Remember that? Can all remember that old fucking chestnut? Yeah. Yeah, it sure did. They altered reality. I want to point out to everybody. I mean, I don't know who's dumb enough to think the Iran war went well or is going well or is gonna stop. You'd have to be so dumb. I it's just you'd have to be literally be ing paid to not notice what's in front of your dumb cunt face. Right. Which is why you see people acting like it wasn't a a debacle from a controlled Manchurian candidate president. Right. Who faked, by the way, Butler is faked. I didn't want to believe it because a guy really died. And I know there's another side that don't like Trump, so why wouldn't they try to kill him? Nah. It's from Exodus. Blood on the right ear and the wrist and your ankle to see It's a some kind of initiation more. It's Chabad, the Moonies of Jews. Wow. Habad, who my friend Modi talks glowingly about. Uh he goes, What is just a network of Jews that fucking Yeah, Modi, you get keep trying to not be gay, Modi, also by the way. I'm sure it'll work. Who's Modi? A good guy like him, but I mean he's he's it's sad to watch him talk about Kirk ritual things fucked up too though, man. I don't know. So Trump is a willing servant of Israel. That's why we're getting the Solomon Temple Ballroom. Again, this is not normal Jew shit. The Torah is Ari Shafir. They didn't do Kabbalah where Ari went to Yeshiva. They didn't do that. Right. He goes, well, that's some kind of like. And I know what he's talking about. It's exactly like if you grew up Christian, hear this whack job shit that people say is Christian. Kabbalah. Okay. Which Roseanne is in. And Jake is in. I know. I think Lurieana Kabbalah, because I texted him to ask and he didn't text me back and I bet it is that. That's not good. That's what Habad is. So the genocide and the uh maniac things and the absolute insanity you're watching. It's like some kind of Jewish cult. Yeah, they're worse than the evangel people go, oh the evangelic no, I know the retard evangelicals here, those are just Noahides. You know what a Noahide is? No. Yeah, why it's not anything a Christian would ever fucking hear about. No. But Chabad comes up with the Seven Laws of Noah. That's from the Babylonian Talmud. So that's basically, if you ever didn't like Muslims because they have Sharia law and you would be a Dimmy that pays Dimmi tax as a second-class citizen for not being a Muslim. Okay. That's the Jewish version called Noahide. Noah ide. Yeah. So whatever you hear bad about a Muslim in Sharia law, just know that the fucking blessed motherfucking state of Israel has the same plan for you. What? As called Noah ide. And you get your head chopped off like they're Muslims. What the fuck? That's why there's all this footage of them smashing. They turned that Jesus and you know they're in Lebanon and they smashed it. Yeah, what the fuck was that? Well I was what was that? Like pull that up. Okay, I want to I wanted to give them the benefit of the doubt and, I assume they just thought it was a Red Cross worker they were doing that to. Doctors Without Borders. They just thought they were found a doctors without borders. So of course they crucified him upside down and hit his head with a sledgehammer. That's what Israel does. Why was that? And we're at a very crazy point now, dude, because even Sam Harris, one of the greatest thinkers of our time. Because they okay, here's why they did it. So that Netanyahu could condemn it. Oh my god, that's so funny. The dialectic. What the fu So now you now here's how magically trained every retard in this country is, and and I blame Disney for this. Wow. Most people don't know that they they just executed most of the population of Gaza, men, women and children who did nothing. They don't care about real human lives. But this really offended a lot of people. Okay, let me stop you there because this is what I think a lot of people don't understand, or maybe you guys do. I don't know. Never mind the genocide. They broke a statue. Yeah, right. That's called magic, you inverted fucking inbraids. That's the last straw. You broke something that looks like it should be at a Christian puppt course. The nine were a bunch of Zionist Babylonian black magicians that necromancers like Gene Roddenberry and your government talk to. So, and here's why, here's what's amazing: because when someone deb unks shit, they're gonna go, well, this these traditions don't really go back. That's it doesn't matter they go back that time. The scam goes back that far. And if you want to channel stuff, you'll hear the same scam. And I found ex exampamplele after after example. If you believe that, you must be a fuck tard. Right. Or a liar that's pushing it. Like the Da Vinci Code shit. Like the The Da Vinci Code shit is gibberish based on real shit. Tracy Twyman did that real research. Right. So I would suggest you look that up. Okay, wait. Unfortunately, I have to go to uh my job after this. So um Okay, a bunch of s sick fuck from back in the Atlantic days there were humans or whatever the fuck, transhumans, are trapped in a two D plane or prison like General Zod from Superman Part Two. Now, what happens if I squish Duncan down in two dimensions? You break off into splinters. So Baphomet is a splinter of Cain in her cosmology, and I think she's not wrong. Shattered fragments of dark gods, and then we put parasites in you to tune into those so they can look through your eyes and eventually take you over. And the the uh uh externalization of the hierarchy will be these implanted parasite possessed fucking people with the old gods in them. Mystery voice find out more about this very important new discovery of the world. The nine are a bunch of old Jews. You're gonna find out about the nine we Not the good Torah kind , the Kabbalah. Say that you support Israel, please. The modern state of Israel? What do you mean I support it? What say you do? I pay taxes, so y of course I do. Thank you. And we w you gotta watch on Thursday. If you pay taxes, you support Israel. Exactly. And keep paying those taxes. Let's show that mystery boys promo on the way out. Thanks for coming on the show, man. Thanks. I can't wait for people to see what we've been working on next time on mystery boys This is the mystery boys. We fucking we tell the truth. She looks like beautiful woman. The bad guy from uh true lies that beautiful woman. A beautiful woman. Could you pull up the- Let's show the next video. Beautiful woman, please. Who wore it best?