Future Plans for the Great Pyramid

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There's many other streams , but none of them are as cutting edge or what I like to say frontier level streams. We're using a combination of a variety of technologies. DARPA, style deep mind control hypnosis i'm not even a person i'm a swirl i'm a swirl of those things you see in people's yards those little windmill things that the stoners like to put next to their wind chimes, millions of 'em all swirling together in this beautiful form, which you have come to love, and which more than likely you would die for. I'm never gonna ask for that. I only ask for your love. And in return, I will give you day streams, big fat sprays of day streams. And in this day's dream, I want to talk about something that I I don't know I've got this weird feeling something funny's going on we got that feeling Josh that something funny's going on every day but nothing funny's happening here ye get the sense that something's off these days a little bit, right? Many of you might feel a little woozy . You might feel some form of cognitive overload, a sense of data vertigo, a feeling of n car sickness, except it's coming from you sticking your amygdala in the glory hole of your rep toid produced hypno rectangles, your fucking phones, and squirting big fat sprays of cortisol deep into your nervous system. You're getting rattled and wrecked by what appears to be a diver se and divergent and often contradictory spray of messages coming to you from the mainstream media and all other forms of media to the point where you get what they called in watership down, you go thrall, you basically get paralyzed, you know. A lot a lot of us know about fight or flight, but no one ever mentions freeze, which is one of the things animals do and they're fucking freak Remember when you were living in that haunted house and and the the old night lady would come and sit on your chest? You remember that? What do they call that? The night witch? The the spectre that cl ets on your chest when you have sleep paralysis? Yeah, mine was a man though. The night hag. Mine was a mine was an old witch with a soppy soupy puss and she slides that thing up your chest right in your fucking face and you can't move. That's freeze. Fight, flight, or freeze. Now, I don't know why people would study how to mind control other people. But as it turns out, there's a name for the effect that comes from getting way too much information all at once. It's called cognitive overload. And when you get too much information all at once , you're gonna freeze up. That's one of the things you might do, or you're gonna desperately try to revert back to the old way. These things have been studied. And I just want to play a little clip I put together for you just as an example of all the bizarro fucking shit we've been sprayed into our fucking face lately. Check this out. This impossibly perfect, well-produced clip. I didn't make it. It was the Garganza brothers who did this for me. Very expensive. I spent a lot of money on this. Took a couple of months. Got the UFO files. Weird pictures from Trump. Remember that? Remember you can play the song. UFOs all over New Jersey, that's a great song. What'd you turn it down? Straight O'Horn Moose opened. It's a reptilian straight of warm who's closed. Charlie Kirk's assassin was a furry. Bully does bullet doesn't match. Maybe that wasn't his assassin. No time frame for ending the Iran war . War in Iran will end very quickly. The fuck's going on man? The economy's great. What the fuck? Why does it not seem like that? What's going on here? There's no Epstein client list ! I didn't. I gotta talk to the Gark on the MC file now releases 305 names what the fuck okay you can cut it what the fuck this is just a small sample of all the weird contradictory shit we've all been getting b lasted with. I mean it's fucking nuts. Like when you think about it. It's nobody knows what's going on. Everybody's like, is there an Ebola outbreak? Are we all about to get Huntavirus? What's happening? I don't know. And the you have to ask yourself: wait a minute . Is this on purpose? Do we live in a realm of absolute chaos? Is it truly like this? Just shotgun blast after shotg un blast of disparate contradictory information in the face every few days, or are we being exper imented on using a classic propaganda method, I don't speak Russian, created by Vladislav Sir kov. Can you pull up that dude's picture real quick? Yeah. Check this guy out . This is really interesting , you guys. This guy he looks stoned as fuck. That's Vladislav Surkov. He's a key advisor to Putin and is known for shaping Russia's propaganda strategies. Now, this guy came up with something really , really fucking messed up, dude. But let me just read it off of here so you guys get an example of what this is. It's called he he invented this app arently. It's called the fire hose of falsehood. It's a propaganda technique that involves flooding the information space with a high volume of messages, regardless of consistency or accuracy. The aim isn't to convince with a single coherent narrative, but to overwhelm people with so many conflicting stories that they become confused, cynical, or passive. It's often associated with modern Russian propaganda tactics. In short, it's confusion by design. Well known example is during the annexation of Crimea in 2014. Russian state media and online channels rapidly spread contradictory stories about events on the ground. One day denying any involvement, another day suggesting locals acted independently, and another day presenting partial truths about the president's Does that shit sound familiar to you, Judge? That's what Trump just did. With what? With everything. Yeah . Now the when you realize that more than likely what is happening every time you're like watching the news and going, what is happening is not like you want to imagine it's fumbling, bumbling. What have they done? The RNC, they're out of their fucking minds. He's out of his mind. Then it could be true, but what if it's all intentional? What if they looked in to this brilliant fucking propaganda method that this Russian warlock came up with and they've been using that on all of us? The Epstein files.' Ths noere epstein files. Why are you talking about the Epstein files? Here's the Epstein files. There's lots of shit on the EBSTEM files. UFOs, there's no UFOs. Why are you talking about UFOs? Ah, look, here's UFOs. We're not gonna invade Iran. We would never go to war with Iran. Oh, we're at war with Iran. The war with Iran is ending. The war with Iran is not going to end . This is what we've been getting. And it's very like it would be easy to imagine. This is just bumbling, which I don't want to do the fucking 5D chess that the fucking MAGA people do, because I I don't want to assign like brilliance where there isn't brilliance. I just want to point out there does seem to be a correlation between the way information is getting given to us right now in this propaganda mechanism, this propaganda tool that was invented by this fucking Russian warlock. Now uh I'll read some other stuff that's related to Sirkov . And I think there's a probably lots if I spent more than like thirty minutes preparing for this, I could find out about him. Maybe you guys know more about him than I do. Um but this okay, so scholars of diff disinformation and uh I consider myself one and strateg ic communications have studied confusion as a tool. The RAN Corporation, the RAN Corporation's 2016 report on the fire hose of falsehood specifically analyzed how rapid, high volume, and contradictory messaging can be effective. It highlighted that confusion wears down critical thinking , making people more susceptible to apathy or misinformation. Now, it gets really interesting. Um , so this is based on studies that have been done on something called cognitive overload and ambiguity. It's rooted in cognitive psychology and decision-making research. Herbert Simon, a pioneering cognitive scientist, introduced the idea of bounded r ationality, explaining that humans have limited cognitive resources. So basically the idea is you just overload the system, you get everybody fucking confused, and they're just gonna grab onto anything that gives them some sense of normalcy or that things are going the way they're supposed to be going, which is perfect if you're trying to get someone into your fucking cult. Um I mean, this is the same shit that's used by like, you know, abusers. Like it's the same thing of like constantly s changing personalities, getting you so freaked out and confused and exhausted that you just end up disassociating or going into some kind of dark place. What is it called when you fall in love with your abuser? Heaven. Yeah. Um uh let's see, let me find one more little piece here before we go on. Stockholm syndrome. Stockholm syndrome, exactly. Yeah, it creates like this disgusting fusion with the person fucking with your head. By constantly shifting narratives and creating confusion, the propaganda aims to push people toward apathy or reliance on familiar, often biased sources. In both cases, uncertainty makes us seek clarity even if that clarity isn't accurate. So my God, like who know I mean, like the method works. It's it's a very effective tool of propaganda. And it especially works if you've like got if you went through the first phase of conditioning, which was to believe that like the politicians are telling you the truth. You believe that. You've been conditioned to believe that. And so then what starts happening is suddenly like you're getting completely contradictory things coming out of the federal government. And it scrambles your fucking head if you're a a a poor brainwashed fool and you start you you start getting confused. Who do I trust? What can I listen to? Who what what out there is real? Nothing's real. Nothing can be trusted. And so what you've managed to do is signal jam everything. Because people, they're overloaded. You you don't have time to discern one thing from the next, from the next, from the next . And so you just give up. You go into this pathetic sad mode, which is the mode that I've noticed when people get eaten by tigers. You have you ever see that video of the dude who got like eaten by a tiger? You ever see what that looks like? It's really sad. Animals too. You know, when you I saw it at the rodeo. I went to the rodeo. And it's like w when the when the calves give up, they just sort of like almost fall asleep. You know what I mean? It's some it's some mental version of that where you get so fucking overloaded by bullshit that you just give up. You don't care anymore. You disconnect from the You God help you, you stop voting . You stop voting . I don't know if the propaganda works on boom. People stop voting . Didn't you hear what it's people are gonna stop voting, Josh . I mean not for like American Idol. People still do that. Well that's important. At least we know that's real . None of you you end up you have to just look into yourself. 'Cause when I read this shit I realized my God and I I I'm a a guinea pig for propaganda, let me tell you. I'm a fucking you ever see those videos of the poor de er running through the forest and they're just covered in parasites? That's me, but with memes. Like I'm covered in shitty shitty paras itic memes. So I I feel like I could speak from someone who falls for so many things. And the the uh this when I started reading this this amazing propaganda mechanism by Surikov, I, I realized this seems to be exactly what's happening. And the moment you realize that, the spell kind of breaks. You just have to give up on the idea that any of the bullshit that you're getting regarding what the federal government is doing, none of it's real. You have to give up on the idea that any of it's real. That's the main thing. No one wants to work for this shit. We've been we've been like like adult diaper fetishists is what we've turned ourselves into. America has beencome a country of adult diaper fetish ists. Nothing against you guys. In fact there's something more honorable about getting an adult sized crib and slapping on some diapers and hiring some lady come over and change your diapers and spoon feed you apples auce than there is to imagine that you're an informed citizen when in fact you're just somebody with a big full diaper full of chewed-up memes that you've shit out of your ass which happens to have a mouth which you have been using to send messages online. You're just you know it's a human centipede of bad information. You some someone on TikTok has gotten some bad information, certainly not here. I should have said that at the beginning. This is a fountain of truth. That's why you feel so good right now. That's why you feel refreshed. That's why you can feel that familiar feeling that you lost long ago. The feeling of your nipples hardening up like ice picks. That feeling you used to get when you knew that you were in the presence of good positive truth. That's what you're feeling right now. Your erectile tissue is expanding from a blobby, spongy mass to something hard, sharp, and real, something you can use to cut through the web of lies that these bastards have spread throughout the interwebs. That's what they did. Of course they did that. What a fucking nightmare. You want to get good propaganda out there, and that's really important if you're running any country. You gotta propagandize the shit out of people. You've got to keep everybody in line. You're trying to make money selling weapons and go invading countri es. You can't have some fucking asshole in a poncho yapping about bullshit, potentially messing up your plan. So what do you do? You can't shut down the internet. It's too late. People will rise up. Also, you recognize though the internet is a fucking mess and when it comes to wanting to mind control people, it also is an incredible opportunity that you could use it. So what do you do? You confuse the shit out of people. You start with like uh the uh you know how how the the pandemic played out. That was pure Sir kov propaganda. Don't you remember? Wear your masks. Masks don't work . This is gonna be over in a couple of weeks. This is not gonna be over in a couple of weeks. It's still not over. It is over. It never happened. It did happen. It was a cold. It wasn't a cold. It was a bioweapon. It wasn't a bioweapon. That's exactly what this dude figured out how to do. And we all got so flabbergasted and confused that it we're still feeling the ripples of it to this day. That's why everything feels disjointed and fucked up. No central locus of truth exists anymore. It's all scattered and spread out, a diaspora of fragments of truth, most of them connected to various corporations or state media or think tanks or just basic trolling. And so what do you have that you can believe in, man ? What can you believe in? What's out there for you to believe in ? If you can't clamp those big fat blistered lips of yours onto a onto a a adult sized baby bottle in your Ofal filled shit crib where you've been slurping up propaganda to What nipple can you suck on? What nipple is there for you to feed upon? That's what we're gonna talk about on today's day stream. But first , this . Say something, Josh. Uh the nipple uh for me is the San Antonio Spurs and uh if society collapses, whatever, as long as we win a championship, that's all I care about right now. The San Antonio Spurs. That's see there you go. Yeah. You don't you don't need some kind of complex thing. It can be the San Antonio Spurs . That could be the thing that you cling to and this strange tsunami as we approach the singularity. It could be the spurs. It doesn't have to be anything special. But you have to do the work. I mean, that's the main thing. That's what I've been realizing. You can't fucking nothing's you're not getting anything anymore. They're not giving you anything. 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I believe it's at the 49-minute mark of the newest Tucker Carlson podcast, which is so hilario us to listen to . I mean it's real good . Yeah, this is so great. It's wild. You know, I anybody you like watch the news, you you was a pretty square dude, but this new one, ex Freemason possessed poly click on that . Okay, turn it down for one second. Now, I believe I tried to remember this, go to the 49-minute mar k. I think it's the 49 minute mark. Okay, start there . This is the craziest conversation. Things that we find intolerable. Right. But if we hate the person, if we demonize the person, right? That's that's feedinging the dog. Want to hurt other people. Right. You know, having malice. You gotta hear him talk about the pay. Like media and government working hand in hand. Right. I mean, those kind of are the messages really. There's someone you need to be afraid of and there's someone you should hate. All right, forget it. Turn it off. I can't. It was 49. Somewhere in there, you got fucking Tucker Carlson going . I've lived next to it and I just I why is it shaped like a Pentagon? He's talking about the Pentagon. Why would they shape it like a Pentagon? You could fit a pentagram in there. Which dude , we all thought of that. Like that's like that's like the most basic bitch stoner thing. That's just one of the things you think about when you're too high is that you could fit a pentagram in the Pentagon. It's just funny to hear Tucker Carlson talking about it. I mean, that is to me one of the most incredible byproducts of this sp ray of propaganda that we've all been getting is that now conspiracy culture, I don't know a better word for it, is becoming mainstream, which is hilarious. Like this was always the domain of like, you know, weirdos and stuff. But to suddenly see it getting into the mainstream is one of the most gratifying moments in my life, I have to say, I've been so many people have accused, have slurred me, so many people have slurred me with a with a grievous misnomer of conspiracy theorists. Oh, a word that is designed to undermine, a word that is designed to defame, a word that is designed to take away from the importance of what you have to say. W'hats been coming to you in the dreams? What the silver angel tells you. What the silver angel says. That's right. The silver angel comes to Don't you do it. Don't you don't you do it, Josh. Don't you get old on my now . Don't you get That is so awesome Dude we'll get to that in a second I do want to introduce you guys to this incredible new technology that Google just spit out, which you just saw an example of. But it is wild to see like what one would have formerly considered to be sort of like normies talking about the Pentagon being a pentagram and demons running the fucking government. Like what? The vice president, when they asked him what he thinks the UFOs are, says he thinks they're demons? Like what? The fuck is happening? Like for you for the youngs out there, this might all just seem like, yeah, that's what it's like now. But you know, I came up in a time where like the the the politicians were the adults in the room. They were the they were the sort of of speakers truth. They were the people who came to break up the fucking party when it got r too fun. And like now they're the seem to be the ones who are like the most stoned among us, which is really unnerving and quite exciting. Isn't that part of the propaganda though? They now are uh just going the opposite way and saying uh the opposite of what they were saying before, you know, like what you're talking about, just say different things every other day. They've completely changed. Well they yeah, they're rattled. I mean, or they're not. The the questi it's it's you know, it's stupid when you ever you do this, what I'm about to do. It's one of two things. It's one of those one or two things. It's either this or that.. It's a binary There's nothing in between. It's this or that. And on on one side, what's happening is we are all unwilling, semi-willing participants in some new mind control psyop, I hate saying that word, some new mind control program, some new form of propaganda that recognizes that it's better for the people to not trust their leadership and be completely confused, which creates division , accusations , uh uh, or everyone's just gone fucking batshit up there, which, you know, I I I don't know. I don't know. I mean I'd how would this how would it work? How would the meeting go or how would you have the conversation about okay, let's just completely make ourselves seem totally fucking nuts and fuck with the people of the world. But when you look at some of the shit Trump tweets. Lo atok pull up some of the j the images Trump's been tweeting . You got I mean it's like this is pure trolling. Let me send it to my socky once. Oh, Google it. You could just Google. Just look at the fucking shitty tweets. He's taking big old presidential dumps. Just images, image search. Uh Trump, I don't know. Pull up like Trump. Yeah, see if you can find the recent spate of fucking Oh yeah, wait, go up to that. The word panickin' is the new propaganda word. Go up a little bit . E up, up , up . That open that shit up . Panikin. No panickins. That's like the new fucking neg f that denotes anybody who's like looking at like one of the main arteries the oil gets throughout the world being closed is like m potentially catastroph catastrophic. You're a panicking! What the fuck? It's gonna be fine. Nothing to worry about. It's fine. Pull up the thing. Who was it you said closed down uh what country closed down oh the philippines full pull something got bull the philippines just apparently shut down which I don't even know how you do that yeah on March twenty what that was a while ago, man . Um Are you fucking with me, Josh? Is this your fucking way of doing the exact same thing to me? Is that what you're doing? No, never. Anyway, yeah, it's obviously I don't want to talk about the fucking straight of goddamn war moves. Nobody wants to hear about that shit. We're all bored with that shit. But the point is, when you look at like the reality of leaders talking about dem ons and ali ens and all of them being on a list of people who are like doing the most vile shit on earth. You gotta ask yourself , are we is it somehow flipped where we're now the adults in the room? Are we the ones who are supposed to like go into the basement and tell everybody to shut the fuck up ? Then what's happening? It's a very strange time. And you shouldn't get too rattled by it though . I'm not rattled. I just think it's cool. Oh yeah, there we go . It's like martial law here . What's that ? That's not just that you were you you you can't you lied to me, Josh. You gave misinformation. That's a fucked up thing. It wasn't my fault. It was Twitter. No, it was your fault. You knew that wasn't real. You can't believe anything on Twitter. X. I call it X . I call it X . And And the next thing that we have to talk about, which does feed into this, is Google's new insane video generation software. Can you look up Google's new video generation software? I can't remember what it's called if you're pissed at ai video boy it's never gonna end it's not flow it's called go into the chat somebody knows what's it called you guys, the new one? I can look it up. I've got it right here. It's on VO3. Omni. Omni. Yeah, there you go. Gemini Omni . This thing is fucking nuts. That that's what did the Josh Aging video. But yeah, pull that up. Images? No, go to the actual websites . You could should probably show the video . Um basically you can put video, you could put your own video into this thing and it does like essentially what you'd have to like the kind of work you would have to do to do I don't know what why they're showing the lady not playing violin. I guess the point is you could put a violin into her hands, but maybe go to YouTube , YouTube, Google Gemini. Oh, there you go. Now yeah, just do YouTube, Google Gemini. I don't know. Google fucked up their own god damn ad for Gemini. Omni, that's what it's called not Gemini. Gemini is their AI. So should I switch it back to Omni? No, this is the ad for it. Okay. Soon as it No, maybe it isn't. Yeah, go look up uh this sucks whenever this happens . To hell, man. They don't want us to show it. Yeah, there it is. Introducing Google Gemini Omni. Look at this fucking shit. Turn it down. Turn it down . I guess you could play it and cut the music out later, right, Josh? Yeah, look at that . I mean these examples they're giving are obviously like cheesy and dumb, but it's a new I guess they're calling it an editing software because they know everybody is mad at video generation . But that looks stupid. Obviously they're not gonna I mean talk about like what it means for everything . Like you Okay, that's fine. God's so cheesy. Who the fuck is doing that? Who's this marketed towards ? But what what's incredible about this software is that uh Gemini, which is Google's AI, hisis is using its like general intelligence to do physics within the videos and also you know placing you in the videos so it actually looks like you. And of course they're just so showing like cheesy shit you're gonna put on your TikTok but what all this means is what we already knew was happening, which is video will no longer be a reliable source of proof for anything. It won't matter what comes out. No one's going to be able to tell. And right now, you'll be able to tell, maybe, but I got to tell you, man, if I was on the fucking Epstein list, six thousand times potentially being blackmailed by Israel to do shit. Boy, I'd be excited about this technology. I'd be so excited. And I would pour into the world all kinds of fucked up videos of me doing weird fucking shit. I wouldn't you know I wouldn't wait for the dump. I would make the dump. I would flood tsunami of fucking shit so that it was impossible to determine what was real and what wasn't real. I feel like that is what we could expect pretty soon. Some just some videos that are compl seems so very real that you there but there's such a magnitude of them fitting in to the Russian warlocks plan of fire hosing you with bullshit until you give up, right? Think about all the people who cheat on their spouse. They can be like, look , it's that's not me, it's AI. Dude, I don't know who made this, but they're the devil. That's insane. I would ne I would never suck on a clown foot. You were at the circus. Yeah, I know. It's it's just we all have to start dealing with like by the way, using video as proof of anything is a relatively new thing based on how long humans have been here. I mean, video is relatively new. You know? It used like when did the first movie come out, Josh? Look that up. I'm gonna guess eighteen late eighteen hundreds. Late eighteen hundreds. Eighteen eighty eight. Eighteen eighty-eight. The world's first motion picture round hay garden scene was created in eighteen eighty-eight by French inventor Louis Le Prince. The silent film of the Guinness World Records is the oldest surviving film, though it is only about two seconds long, and it is the first film about eating ass. That is so weird. It was a vine. That's so crazy. The first film was porn. Pull up round a garden scene. Let's take a look at this. 1888. We saw the round eight garden scene. Probably blew people's minds too . This would have been the very first how is that not available? No, go to videos. Go to YouTube and look up There it is. What? It's not showing it? This is some kind of psyop right here, everybody. Josh, I think you're compromised. I do. I think you're compromised. Few people have said that. You're compromised. Pull up Round A Garden scene. I wanna see it now, Josh. I wanna see the Round A Garden scene. I misspelled it. Round A, Round A! Like so balls of hay . Here we go. Here was the beginning of the end . There you go . What the fuck? When people's minds were blown. Blown. When people saw this, they freaked the fuck out. Before this, you had to go to a play. I guess if you knew like a very talented shadow puppet dude, maybe you could see something close to this. But to see this, you probably had seen Zotropes. See when Zotropes came out? 1834. So maybe you'd gone somewhere and seen like a Zotro. Pull that up on YouTube so people know what we're talking about. Wow, that one's amazing. But yeah, basically what happens with this is your your brain or in this case the camera, it's framing it it's framing things in a certain way and so what ends up happening is that an actual object that is so cool but basically what's happening is it's it's a it's tricking your brain your brain can only take in so much information and when you rotate these things put up pull up Zotrope record. I want to see that one though. Pull up this play that one real quick. All right. I love them . Basically animates. But the reason it's animating is because it's the way your brain processes information. In this case, the way the cameras f uh the frame rate, I think. But the point is eight 1888 isn't that far away. Like before 1888, if you wanted to prove something, you did you wouldn't show video. There were no security cameras. There were no flock cameras. You didn't have to worry about if you got your ass kicked that shit was gonna end up on World Star . Nobody's filming your duel. Nobody's you you you're you're is you lived in a world of like anonymity that no one alive right now can know. You live in a world of pure anonymity. You weren't locked down. When did social security numbers come out? Uh didn't FDR put that . And we are the debt of the country . What? That's what the social security is. What? Yeah. The debt. Oh, I thought you said the dead. No . Don't go sovereign citizen on me, Josh. Uh yeah, FDR. Nineteen thirty-five . So we get start getting film . It's only fifty-seven years later we all get assigned a fucking number, get locked into the system, and now we live in a panopticon where it's a somewhat consensual Panopticon. I mean, I'm intentionally filming myself right now. Most of you are intentionally filming yourself. My fucking Tesla helps the Panopticon. It's got cameras on it. I can watch videos of people who got too close to my fucking Tesla. I don't know where that video is going . The other day I was like trying to do my nightstreams. I apologize again for my couple of failed attempts. umped out all the time. Our fucking smart TVs, our smart fridges, all of them constantly recording us. This is brand new. No one talks about the stress, the secret underlying stress that must come from knowing you in some way, shape, or form, are always being monitored, recorded, watched. And if you're not being monitored, recorded, or watched, you're probably filming your fucking self Which brings me and I hate to do this. Guys, um I do have an OnlyFans. Um I just want to very quickly plug that I just released uh an incredible uh new series of feet picks based on the Netflix series Lord of the Flies that just came out. And um I'm not gonna go into a lot of detail about it other than uh I did have my have a professional makeup artist come and make my feet look like one of the characters Piggy. Uh and I'll leave it at that. But it's um pretty pretty good. Just leave it that. ever gone to porn everything it's all gonna be leaked for everybody to see yeah isn't that a verse in the bible about the end of the world look up look up that verse that's one of the book of revelations or what I don't think it's what is it where is that what does it say? Like all the secrets will be told. Oh, your fucking porn history. That is gonna be freedom for us . There is nothing concealed. There is nothing concealed that will not be disclosed. This is Luke twelve two dash three. There's nothing concealed that will not be disclosed or hidden that will not be made known. What you have said in the dark will be heard in the daylight and what you have whispered in the ears in the inner rooms will be proclaimed from the roofs Oh yeah, baby That's really gonna be a very terrible couple of days, a very funny couple of days to It's not even a conspiracy. I mean, we know this is coming with uh quantum computers. We know this is coming with the ability to unencrypt data. The great unmasking. Some theorists believe that AI is being trained to eventually de-anomini de anonymize the entire internet, linking every anonymous post, ha ha, health query, and private chat back to real identities. Now that oh i'm excited about that that's gonna be great because you know the the anonymous thing is like it will be exciting to see like that will be exciting to like be able to do that. And terrible for terrible for some people. Terrible. And probably it's gonna hurt a lot of feelings too. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like when you start realizing like fuck ing trolls on the internet. It's like that's your brother or something, you know, that's gonna suck. People are gonna get fired, marriages gonna break up. I'm screwed because I Google everything for all these podcasts in Austin. So my algorithm and everything I Google is basically the podcast comedy community. Oh you have a way out. That is my way out. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, you have nothing to worry about. Here I'm even gonna help you. Josh, Google how to dispose of a body. But just look like how to dispose of a body uh if uh crime detective I'm a crime detective. Oh there you go. Um so you got a way out now. I know what you're going through, man, but there, consider that a little. Just helped you. Thank you. But yeah, I you know, this this is definitely something I have mixed feelings about when it comes to the internet . Like anonymity on the internet is like of primary value if you wanna do any kind of like trolling at all. Like we do need that. And also there's so many, like, there's so much freedom in anonymity. You know, you're sort of locked down to some central identity, which is exactly seemingly what you know power stru ctures would want. They don't want you to be able to bifurcate. They don't want you to be able to like d be in sixteen places at once. They don't want it that's a disaster. So I think it's really good. And like any kind of push towards making the internet no longer anonymous obviously just leads to lock it's a lockdown that's That's what Mexico's doing right now. It's data that's all that's where everything's gonna go. Eventually everything 's gonna go there. So there it you it's it's a horrible nightmare. You know, they did this sort of like beginning tests with porn to see if we'd go for that, and they did it. Like you have to give your fucking ID if you're such a dummy you can't use an a V PN, you dumbass. Well you can't afford it. They're not that expensive. How much is it VPN? It's like 20 bucks? Not express VPN. I don't think they're even sponsoring this episode. No, I seem like a shill. I am a shill, I guess I'd fucking promote Express VPN. I use them. It's great. But yeah. They'll they'll they'll make laws where you can't use VPNs eventually you know it's the anaconda uh technique. The the way the anaconda suffocates someone is horrifying. Every time you breathe out it tightens a little bit. So you know, you just have to get through a few generations and it'll happen . Eventually there will be no more anonymity on the internet. You won't be anonymous. It'll be like, you know, walking down the street, which cr does create a polite a more polite universe. You know, it is there is something cowardly about wearing a mask. I mean it's true. Like what are you afraid of? Yeah, but what happens when you find out like some judges or ped os and watching horrible stuff, like do they all lose their jobs or like, well you know what? Everything's forgiven because everybody's bad no if you're fucking hurting kids you lose your fucking job it would be nice if we did that with the Epstein files I don't know what's taking so well and that's actually perfect for the people on the Epstein files because it's like now ever ybody's shit is out there, not just ours. Well, yeah, like if you if like uh if if it's true what they say that there is a a a sort of currently underground network or or loosely connected series of networks of of PDFs who are in positions of power and that exposing them would collapse society, then we need to collapse society. Like unfortunately, that's the only choice. You would have to collapse society. Well isn't that what they would tell you? Listen, if you get rid of us, everything it's going to collapse yeah no yeah you mean like the thing that every fucking abuser always says said since the beginning you need me without me you're nothing now let me get my finger back up your asshole like yeah, they all say that shit. Of course they say that. That's all they got. Like if you expose me, you're dead. It's exactly the creepy shit that people say to to fuck with with with kids. It's it's a so yeah. That you the Epstein files are classic examples. So yeah. The great revelation is v I mean, it's not the worst thing if it means like people who are in positions of power and are using that wielding that power to hurt the most vulnerable people on earth are like taken to the guillotines. Well the apocalypse the apocalypse isn't the end it,'s the unveiling. The unveiling like at a wedding, you pull the you pull the veil back and you see your beautiful bride, the truth. Yeah, I don't know, man. The reality is that we are obviously experiencing a collision of a few different things. Primarily, how does centralized power deal with decentralized dat a sources and add to it the AI arms race, which is making it so they can't regulate AI, which I'm sure they want to do. And you end up with this fascinating collision between archaic dying what what Terrence McKenna called male dominator culture, patriarchal power systems being eroded by the information that they want to tamped down as much as possible. And I think this Russian propaganda has figured out the way you respond to that is not by fighting back, not by responding and saying no that's not true, but by overwhelming people with bullshit until they just give up and no longer care. Which is a really pathetic place for humanity to find itself. It's smart though because we're not used to this type of propaganda Oh yeah. It's like a a a a virus or a bacteria that we're not used to and it just got introduced into our culture. Yeah, the you as long as you keep following it up with something more extreme, follow I mean how many people said when the fucking Epstein files came out that this is gonna lead to war with Iran? How many times did you hear that before it happened? I heard it a million times. People are like, you know they're we're gonna do war with Iran now, like for su I don't think people are forgetting it. You know, I don't mean to be a fucking pannikin, but you know what I mean? It's a fucking schoolyard. That'd be a great shirt though, panicking. Panikin. It's schoolyard bully shit. You fucking panickin'? What? What? Didn't matter . It's like dude, it's like really embarrassing. I guess maybe it's like what happens when like a really powerful propaganda technique falls into the hands of like very dumb people. Yeah. So that whoever's writing the propaganda is just stupid. So you're you it's the technique still sorta works, but because the whoever's behind the whatever the whoever the writers are on this fucking show are not like A grade writers. It's like it's not working quite as well as it could work. Well it has to go through too many suits. I think that's the problem. Right. And also the the propaganda like what do you the what do you call what do you say again? The panickers or what panic panickins. It's negative. You gotta go positive. Like nine eleven they did the truthers. That's how they gaslit 'em. Oh yeah. That's the perfect type. 'Cause people still truthers. Yeah. I mean You fucking truther. You fucking truther, you piece of shit. Or yeah, or when they were saying like when they started using like do your do your citizen journalist is a derogatory phrase or do your own research is a like you know you you do you're not you can't do your own research or that dude on rogue and it was like have you ever been there?. Yeah That kind of fucking thing. Just like a general dismissal of any normal person doing what normal people have always done when they're trying to figure shit out, which is do their own research. Well, you don't have the credentials to do your own research. That's why the COVID didn't calling didn't they called them anti-vaxxers? It was negative, and all you heard was you're an anti-vaxxer. You heard it like that. A milli yeah, um over and over and over again. Even though the a lot of people who I've been called that anti-fucking vaxxer, which I'm not . It's just like if you don't stick to that insane vaccine schedule, you're you know, yeah. Even though they they change that shit all the time. So yeah, it's it's all of these like like derog atory terms that villainize what is just a very normal good thing that you should do if you're curious about stuff. I mean anytime I do my own research, I understand I'm not good at research. It's not like a you know what I mean believe everything I read or see or anything like that, but you should. It's fun just to investigate shit. Not even conspiracy related. It's just fun to look into stuff, whatever it may be. You know, like when a monkey pisses, all the other monkeys piss at the same time. Did you know that triggers a wave of piss? I had no idea. Happens with my kids too. Piss waves. Like when one has to use the bathroom, all of them have to use the bathroom. It's they don't tell you till after like after they use the bathroom. Exactly. It's the it's exactly timed out in the worst possible way it could be. Where like you've taken one of the bathroom, now the other one has to go. Because while you are in the bathroom Don't you remember piss anxiety as a kid? You it's a nightmare where you have to piss like on a long car trip. I had shit anxiety. You did? Yeah. You'd shit you were worried you were gonna like shit in the No, I was a second grade and some kids looked in between the cracks of the thing and I was like, Yeah and, I cried. And then everybody said that I cried and I took off all my clothes. I was like, I didn't take off all my clothes. I took off all my clothes. Why? That's the way I did it at my house. So I take off my shirt. You took off your clothes to shit. Yeah, and I wanted to get comfortable and then there's still I still do. Yeah. Still do. At the airport. Nothing wrong about that. And I still cry when men look through the cracks. Just want you to know that. Thank you. Yeah, you're welcome. Let's jump into the uh what's going on up there . This podcast is supported by Squarespace. It's the all-in-one website platform designed to help you express yourself online, and they've got everything you could possibly need when it comes to building a website. 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Whew this is a good one because I have no idea what it is. Um and uh I'm not gonna s I don't know what that is, Tommy Jordan. It seems like some kind of weird thing, but thank you for the m the th ing. Thank you for the two bucks. Um do you think Happy Rockefeller, the wife of former vice president Nelson Rockefeller, was born a man? The older pics of her look suspect. I used to listen to Lavender Hour back in the day. Welcome, purple pope. Wish you and your family well. Okay, let's d let's do our own research here. First time I've ever he ard of happy Rockefeller. Let's pull up some images of happy Rockefeller and we'll try to identify their gender. Uh yeah, I think I'm I'm going lady right there. I don't I don't see I don't I mean I guess it's like kind of a strong well there's no Adam's apple. I don't see an Adam's apple. It's just a strong chin. It's a it's a it's a strong jawline is what's going on there. It's scrolled I guess Google Happy Rockefeller Man and you're gonna get the most nah. Now Barbara Bush. Now Barbara Bush, yeah. I don't know, but yeah, pull up Barbara fucking Bush. Barbara Bush makes happy fucking Rockefeller look like a the uh pure femininity. Yeah . It's that strong chin. You know what I mean? It's just like if you're a lady with a strong chin, this is the kind of shit you have to deal with all the time . Or, you know, if you're a guy with a strong chin trying to That's a jawline. That's a serious I'd look if I had that fucking jawline, I wouldn't have a beard. That's grandpa and pearls. Yeahah.. Ye Beautiful grandpa and pearls. I love that book, by the way. Very erotic. Thank you for the super chat. I don't know. You know that isn't by the way, this is another interesting emergent phenomena in the conspiracy verse, which I don't use as a derogatory term. Conspiracy of course means breathing in unison, actually. So would but you know, the the new thing where we're accusing various first ladies of being dudes. That's like a whole thing right now. Yeah. I just it now somehow it's gotten a happy Rockefeller, which is crazy. Like I I don't give a shit. I'm not saying that to try to like seem woke, but I truly I don't I don't who gives a fuck? I don't care. Who cares? I think people care because they think why do these presidents and elites do that? Why not? It's fucking kinky. It's weird, you know, you're a fucking running the country and you're, you know. Oh, I get it. It's kind of I don't know. I don't see I'm just saying I don't see how it's sinister. I guess it would be I guess this it's because they're not saying it, right? But they couldn't say it because then they couldn't get elected. Yeah. You know what I mean? If you're if if you're like married to somebody who's likes to like do drag or whatever. You're not getting you're not getting elected. But I mean this is Herbert Hoover, right? Wasn't he into that shit? Cross dressing? Yeah. Or J. Edgar Hoover. Look up J. Edgar Hoover Cross I mean this is a thing. It's the FBI thing they cross trace. Is that him? I don't think so . Yeah, you're not gonna find it. Wait . That's not real. Is that real? No. I mean , it was J. Edgar Hoover. What's the other uh John Wayne? John Wayne was a cross dresser? That's what I heard. But again, these are just rumors. Who fucking knows ? You're gonna have to go on like you're gonna have to get the AI, which is probably gonna say no. I did hear that though . It was for a roll. Um the Phil Stern photograph, a widely circulated nineteen fifty-nine photograph uh shows Wayne wearing short rolled up shorts and a towel. I mean, where's the where all that masculine energy? It's gotta get balanced out, right? You gotta pull on put on some fucking high he els and fishnets if you're John Wayne. You gotta balance out your fucking Or if you're Oscar the La Hoya. Did you ever see those? No. What? 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Honestly, if I to choose between uh being an OnlyFans foot model or working in a coal mine, I would choose coal mine if I got paid as much. Right. Let's keep going here . We all are for propaganda. No disgrace, Duncan. That's good. I'm glad. I'm gonna give you guys some serious propaganda in a second. Good shit too . Thank you for the super chat. Thanks for supporting the show. All your porn history shall be written in the Akas hic records. Gandhi eleven eleven they got Gandhi. They got Gandhi . They got Gandhi. Gandhi got himself. Oh here we go. Austin Miller. Oh my God. Don't I'm gonna read it even though like I shouldn't because I I want to address the accusation. Tope by duck it's only fan, it's all generative AI and it's all good . Okay, well it is all good, but those are my fucking feet. I don't do generative AI. I don't I don't sink to that level. Fucking data centers are are are crushing the planet. You think I'm gonna fucking burn down tropical forests to so that people can see AI generated uh v images of my feet. You know how insane that is? That's like that's like taking a picture of the Mona Lisa, the great painting. I have pictures that's all all over my house. It's just pictures of the Mona Lisa, everywhere. Taking pictures of the Mona Lisa and then giving it to ChatGPT and saying, make a Mona Lisa. So it's like degrade the Mona Lisa. I'm not gonna do that. I'm sorry, I don't care how good AI gets it's never gonna be able to generate my beautiful feet. The way they actually are, the way God made them. And yeah, I said it. God made my feet. The devil made my ass. Hi Tim. Today's stream is the best. Thank you. By the way, what is your guys' take on Vlad the Impaler? Is he a hero? Was the impaling propaganda or was he an evil vampire? I mean, it's hard to say uh he seems like a real piece of shit but i don't know didn't he like people like famously this could be propaganda but people who knows i don't know. Pretty sure if' your last names they're calling you an impaler, you're a piece of shit. That nickname doesn't come from nowhere, but maybe it was great. Let's look up was Vlad the Impaler a great guy. Ah, whether Vlad the Impaler was a great guy depends entirely on who you ask. To his enemies and victims he was a sadistic tyrant. To Romanians, he remains a national hero. Ah, there you go . He was for strict law and order. He famously eradicated crime and corruption in Walla chia . Legend says he left a solid gold cup in the main square of Tarvgolfzata for anyone to use. It remained untouched because people were terrified of his punishment. Yeah, he's a piece of shit . I don't know, he sounds like an authoritarian piece of shit. He erased lawlessness by impaling people. Did he just put everybody in prison? Yeah . Yeah, I don't know. I don't fucking know. Did I just piss off a bunch of Romanians? I don't know. I don't know. I'm Damn. That's like a third of your audience too. I know. I'm sorry. Romania, I don't know. Look at me. Do you think I know anything about Romanian history? I barely know Amer American history. Pull up a picture of Vlad the Impaler impaling people though. He was definitely impaling people. Yep. I mean he was Vlad the Impaler. Look . What he did. I mean what it what what what did all those people do to deserve to get impaled? Today. Still creepy. He would still be Vlad the Imperial impaling people on their jobs and Yeah, he looks scary all the way through. Doesn't matter if he's in a suit or in that weird Dracula outfit. I don't know. It's he seems like a dick. I he didn't say that. I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person. There's no way that dude's that funny. Okay, let's keep going. Let's jump into the chats, then we'll wrap this thing up with an inspirational message. Why are you wearing my great aunt's bedding from the eighties? Does it still smell like nine cats and Virginia Slims? I'm glad you caught it, Drew. The blasphemer, yeah. How's it feel? I got a hold of your fucking aunt's betting and that was this a hundred percent for you. I wanted to send this message to you specifically. I'll get ya. I'll get ya . Fuck with me, I'll get ya . And I'll I'll do the long game. Slow and steady. That's how your aunt liked it. You know that, right? You know that right . You know how I got this fucking bedding. Let's just say your aunt she doesn't have to keep taking that fucking Lexapro after what I gave her . I dicked your aunt down . And yeah, it does smell like her. It smells like more than Virginia Slims and fucking cats . Smells like your aunt's lo ins . I like that smell. I've been smelling it during this whole stream, Drew. I'm not gonna stop here. You're gonna see me wearing a lot of your family's fucking clothes before the before the ye upar is . Feels good . Powerful . Did we get the Canadian fifty dollar super chat already? Um what is that? Where is it? I don't see it. Look, right up there. The red thing. Huh? Oh yeah, that was fifty bucks to talk shit about Gandhi or fifty Canadian bucks. I don't know what that translates to in USD. Yeah, thank you for for that. Pull up we might as well pull up. Did Gandhi actually sleep? What's the thing with Gandhi? Yeah, so Gandhi in order to test himself would put uh young children in bed with him. That was his test. How's that a fucking test? He passed the test . You failed the fucking test. The moment you're sleeping in bed with fucking young children. To test yourself. You failed the fucking test. That's the cra ziest logic I've ever heard in my life . I was testing myself. It's like something that people say when they're getting busted by those anti-PDF people who like trick him . Where is it? Tell me this isn't real. I've always not like I you know I I loved and it was in his later life. Historical accounts indicate that during the later years of his life, Mahatma G andhi engaged in controversial practices to test his vow of celibacy or brahmacharya. These practices involved him sharing a bed with several young women from his inner circle, including his grandniece Manu Gandhi. Gandhi viewed these actions as spiritual experiments. Oh, that's what Michael Jackson was doing. He believed that by placing himself in close proximity to women without experiencing sexual arousal, he could demonstrate total mastery over his physical des ires. Dude . That is the most warped shit I've ever heard in my life. Modern critique. Contemporary historians and biographers often analyze these events through the lens of power dynamics. Critics argue that the significant age difference and the immense social and spiritual authority Gandhi held over his followers meant that the young women involved may have felt unable to decline participation. Yeah . I mean, dude, it's not like modern fucking critique. I guarantee that was weird all the way through. That people in India, when they heard that was happening, were not like, oh yeah, of course, you're just testing your celibacy. Hey, do you do you mind if I use your kids to test my celib celibacy? Hey, what's up? Listen, I was wondering if I your kid could spend the night with me. I'm not gonna fuck him, I don't think. I mean it's a test . I mean, I'm pretty sure I'll pass the test . Yeah, reaction India was overwhelmingly critical. Yeah, they're acting like modern critique. It's not modern. It's like a it's creep shit. Yeah. Everybody's like, no. His physician pleaded with him to sleep. He pull up a picture of his physician . Holy fucking shit. He's like that is who I want as my doctor. You need to stop sleeping with kids and you need to eat something, dude. Yeah, fucking eat. What are you doing? Staff walkouts, editorial rebellions. Why are they saying m modernity like we've suddenly like changed? That's so crazy . Would you like to explore how Gandhi himself defended these actions? Yes. Show me the letters. Oh my god, it was the British British propaganda This episode of the DTFH has been supported by Blue Chew. The future of erectile function is here. Blue Chew Gold is changing the way millions of men are having sex in 2026. It's basically Blade Runner over here, but it's bon er runner. Sorry, Blue Chew. No more waiting for a pill to kick in. No more moments ruined by performance anxiety. Their new arousal boosting formula combines passion and performance into one tablet that dissolves under your tongue for super fast ons et. This is the fut ure . This isn't your grandfather's boner that took forever. This is your boner. 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Gandhi developed a bizarre mystical belief that his external political failure to bring peace was a direct result of his internal spiritual imperfection. He argued in letters that if he could completely master his physical desires under the ultimate temptation, his spiritual soul force would increase m that is the m the shit it's not working because I'm so horny and I need these like what the fuck that is so twisted. The things that people will do to rationalize being monsters, it's amazing . I mean, that is some seriously bad math . I mean number one, like he he's acting like pull up what are those things called? Pull up cocktails. Did you read this part ? If I stop sleeping together for all if I stop sleeping together for all time, I won't mean that I've been mistaken. Sleeping together came with my what does that mean? Oh, if I stop sleeping together for all time won't mean that I've been mistaken. Sleeping together came with me taking up okay. Yeah, he's just saying I have to do this now. Once you're once you start sleeping with fucking Your niece. Your knees, you can't stop . You gotta keep doing it. That's the way it works, guys. I'm Gandhi. Shut the fuck up. Pull up what are those things called, man? Um chastity cages. And don't show this yet. But do an image yeah. I don't think we can show that. No, we can't show that. But um yeah, these are these cages that I I I think if these had existed in Gandhi's time he would have put these on. Well there was cages back then that was like this. Chastity belts, yeah. So that if you gotta if you some of them had spikes on them so that if your dick got hard it would spike your dick. Well no, this this was the woman's one. The woman's one had teeth. So you couldn't get banged. Yeah, and then all the guy ones had like these pi big huge like that they had huge dicks or something. Yeah, yeah. So it's a it's like, you know, those those evolved as I guess is like forging technology for weird shit for your dick got better, and now they've got like little cages you can put on. And so that's what Gandhi was doing. I mean, there's like an entire genre of porn, I've heard. It won't come out. It won't come out 'em when my search history comes out, but I have heard there's an entire genre of porn related to those things getting clamped on dudes. And so it's like Gandhi is acting like just let like it's already sexual. Just because you don't jizz doesn't mean you're like some enlightened master. There's like zillions of dudes who would love like that's exactly their thing. He was the first edger. He was edging the whole time. Yeah, he was fucking edging himself. That's just edging. Gandhi was edging. He was a f into edging, like hardcore blue balls level edging, and he's acting like that's a spiritual virtue. I mean, give me a fucking break . Well guys, look, it's been a wild ride here today. We started off strong and we ended stronger . Um Is there a psy op happening right now where we're all getting our realities distorted by some horrific Machiavellian regime that's using the tactics of a Russian warlock to beat us all down to the point where we just give up doing our own research and we ignore what our inner self is telling us because we don't want to be panickins ? Or is the world truly just upside down and batshit? Well, I'll tell you this, the less you look into your fucking hypnorectangle, the more calm the world seems to get. And my advice to you would be do the exact same fucking thing Gandhi did but with your phone . See if you can lay in bed with your phone all night long your little technological pacifier that you've been slurping on like an adult diaper fetishist . There's ways to tell by the way how how corrupted you've become by memes. How many memens are currently possessing your poor chakra system . There's a simple way to figure that one out. How many times in the last couple of days have you talked about Thomas Massey? How many times in the last few days have you thought about Nick Fuentes ? How many times in the last few days have you worried over Candace Owens? How many times in the last few days have you found yourself contemplating the roast of Kevin Hart . If you realize I'm not judging you, that not only have you been contemplating these things, but you've been bringing them up almost like somebody with like you can't stop a sneeze. And sitting around, spreading around. Don't feel bad . Just recognize. You've been mnemonically possessed And the reality is all this if it's true, if we are getting fire hosed with bullshit right now by the reptilians , the fire hose ends at your fucking phone. The fire hose ends at your TV. The fire hose ends at whatever rectangle you're staring into, except for the day stream . This my friends, this is a this is a truly a safe space. You're not gonna get any kind of fucked up propaganda. You're not gonna hear any kind of bullshit or misinformation here, and that brings me to the most important part of the show. And what I would say is the core of the show at the end of the show. You see, this day stream thing, I don't know what this is. Throw on a poncho, ramble for a little bit. That's something. But it's not what this show is about . You see, this show is actually uh an appendage, I guess you could say, uh extrusion, uh extension of a global movement , a decentralized global movement known as Operation Beast Blast . Now, if you've made it this far, you're more than likely already a passionate member of Operation Beast Blast. Um But i if somehow, inexplicably, you've stuck it through the whole stream and you're thinking, why do I suddenly feel good again? Why am I feeling balanced? Why is this fucking weird dude wearing somebody's aunt's bed she ets making me feel better than I felt in a long time? It's not me. Number one. It's not me. I'm just a voice, a representative, I guess you could say, of a group of some of the most powerful, brilliant, passionate, and most importantly benevolent people Type into the chat . In fact, some of them live in caves. Some of them are hidden away in the forests. Some of them are engaged in other forms of Operation Beast Blast. I'm just one particular subsection of a much bigger thing. What is Operation Beast Blast, of course? That would be the next most important question. Well, I'll tell you. You see while the reptilians golden shower us with bullshit contradictory propaganda, while the twenty four hour news cycle spins up some other fucking thing that's living under your bed it's gonna jump out and kill you while the oligarchs are cooking up gene editing ticks to spread in the fields of our farmers while Disney's cruise ship operators are looking at PDF files . you might be getting is that there's so many problems in the world, there's nothing anyone can do . What you're gonna find here is the truth . Not some lie cooked up by a Russian fucking propagandist, but the truth of truths. The problem is the Great Pyramid of Giza. That's it. You see, the Great Pyramid of Giza protrudes from our sacred soil, planetary so il, what Buckminster Fuller called spaceship Earth. Great Pyramid of Giza is like a an ass barnacle hanging from the world. It's like a middle finger pointing to God pointing in God's face, 247 . And it's the reason things are so fucked up . Things aren't fucked up because of the Strait of Hormu z . Things aren't fucked up because of the disappearing scientists. Things aren't fucked up because of the Epstein files. These are downstream effects. This is this is kind of like when somebody takes a shit in a wave pool . Is you know, the the waves are problematic I guess, especially if you can't swim, but as soon as that shit makes its way to its way to you, you know. It's gonna pollute the water. It fouls the water. Before you could even deal with a wave pool, maybe you need to turn down the power of the waves. You gotta get the shit out . I guess a better analogy would be it's somebody shit into the control mechanism of a wave pool. And then shit in the wave pool. It's a bad analogy. Pyramids suck is what I'm trying to say. And the Great Pyramid of Giza is the suckiest of them all. The moment that we get rid of the Great Pyramid of Giza, all of these other things will go away. I can assure you of that. All of them will go away. It's like you gotta if you if you're if you're running a water slide park and somebody keeps pissing at the top of a water slide you can't clean the water you gotta make you gotta get rid of the piss . And so our sole mission here is not just to ramble about shit that is barely connected . Our soul mission here and it is a soul S O U L mission is to swim upstream through these geysers of piss and reach the source of the piss, the Great Pyramid of Giza that emanates a foul, archaic, metaphysical, dark energy that has enveloped our planet for millennia. You don't know what it's like to live on a planet without pyramids. And the pyramid defenders will tell you there's no other way to do it. It's the best way to do it. We've got to have pyramids. It's got to be this way. We figured it out. This is the best way. Worship the pyramids. Worship and bow down to the great pyramid of Giza. Support it. Sustain it , uphold it. Without it you're nothing . It's beautiful, that great pyramid. Don't you want to go visit it one day? You don't want to go visit it, by the way. It's disgusting up there. The upper tiers of the pyramid are covered in old condoms, sandy, discarded condoms. People depraved freaks like to go up there and fuck . And right underneath th those levels are are dead animals and dead cats that died from climbing up and smelling the waft of s of the sweaty pyramid crotch blowing down from the top. It's a disgusting, horrible thing . Why do we call it Beast Blast? That should be your next question. Well, it's a simple answer. Glad you asked. If I can get more subscribers than Mr. Beast , and we're well on our way now, then within three months, according to my business managers, I will have more than enough money to buy the Great Pyramid of Giz a. They want to get rid of it. It's a liability. They fucking hate it. And they're so excited. In fact, uh probably some of uh Raul, I hope you're watching. Some of the people over there r who are uh custodians of the pyramid could even be watching I'm gonna buy the Great Pyramid of Giza, and the moment they give me the keys, I'm heading up there in a dune buggy, and I will begin preparing for what will be the greatest moment in human history in the last several thousand years. You see, what we're gonna do is we're gonna saw off that foul fucking capstone. I love people up there in hazmat suits so they don't have to smell the stink of all that old desert sex . And we're gonna fill the Great Pyramid of Giza with a bev uh soda. It's either going to be Dyke, Coke, it could be Mr. Pip . There's a lot of people who are interested. And then what we're going to do is we are going to fill it up with mentos . Now, based on discussions that I've been having and also some episodes of Mark Rover Rob ler, I don't know that dude's he's awesome though. Watch it with my kids. Based on this uh, the energy that will be released from so much soda meeting so many mentos will be more than powerful enough to destroy the great pyramid of Giza, to blow it up, eradicate it, send it back from whence it came, turn it back into sand. Sandstone to sand. That's one of our mottos. And it's not just gonna be that. I'm not gonna I'm not some kind of asshole. I'm not gonna be out there by myself enjoying this. No, no, no, no. I'm gonna throw a festival, the greatest festival of all time, and every single one of you, the pioneers , every single one of you, the soldiers of Operation Beast Blast, every single one of you will be flown out there, and you're gonna get to watch. You're not gonna just get to watch we're gonna have shows, we're gonna have performers. I'm already in pre-negotiations with Kanye West. He's gonna be performing and in the background , you are going to see the Great Pyramid van ish in a spray of soda and mentos . 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For Iowa one-eight hundred bets off. For Puerto Rico one eight hundred nine eight one zero zero two three Josh, pull up our my sub pull up my subscribers. How many subscribers? Can you sh show people? Yeah. Where is it? There it is right there. A hundred and ninety-one thousand subscribers. Now where were we a few months ago. 160. 30,000 subscribers in only a few months. Now where's Mr. Beast at right now? Let's take a look. This gives us a sense of trajectory and timing. Mr. Beast has four hundred and eighty-eight million subscribers. So let's just do a quick chat GPT question . Figure out the exact timeline we're looking at here. How many subscribers do I have? 191,000. Joseph did a super chat. It says it's a national project, sir . It's a global project, Joseph, and thank you for that super chat. If I have 191,000 subscribers and I'm 191,000. Trying to get to 400 million. 488 million. 488 million. Give me 498 million subscribers. The Taun thirte saenys, sorry I'm late, love you. Love you back. Thank you, the Tawn. How long will it take? So give us a sort of perspective on how long this is gonna take. Duncan, should I take a blinker? Yeah, absolutely. We'll supply blinkers. Okay, so uh according to chat GPT, it would take at the current rate of growth thirteen thousand 5 5 0 years to um to get to where we're trying to go . And um I just want to say this. And look, you do your thing. You know, maybe you're s maybe you're a passive person. I don't know . Maybe you've maybe you've gotten the golden shower from the fucking Russian warlock to the point where you just observe and take in shit. You don't participate. Maybe that's where you're at right now . But I I I think most of you like understand where I'm coming at from here. Where I'm coming from here. Most of you understand that this could seem like some kind of long form LARP, a joke that's gone on too long. Uh but in fact w we are gonna blow up the Great Pyramid of Giza. This is real . And I think some of you have been out there doing the Lord's work . Doing the Lord's work. Let me just show you something real quick as an example. I was so thrilled . I was in uh San Diego . Just gotta find this. It's gonna take a second. I I saw that number. I'm sorry if suddenly I seem a little dismayed. I didn't realize it was going to be 1 78 seventeen thousand years based on the current. By the way, the fans who made this shirt offered me a percentage of if you guys decide to buy this stuff and I refused . And the reason that I refused is because though that money would go towards the project of blowing up the Great Pyramid of Giza, I want to reward And I'm not trying to shame you guys, but I do want you to take a look at something here. When they came with these shirts they didn't say will you promote a t-shirt thing. I said you guys should sell these . Pull that up Josh. Okay . Drop. What happened to you out there? I know you guys might be subscribers and I know you're saying well I sus I subscribed But where why aren't you in the streets? Do you want to live on a planet with fucking pyramids? Is that your goal? Is that what you really want underneath it all? Is this some kind of Freudian death fantasy? Look at that . Look at that . They're out there doing the Lord's work, spreading the message. They're out there on the streets, making shirts, promoting what we're doing here. Well, many of you, I don't know what you're doing out there. It's not enough to just subscribe . It's not enough to just like it. Look at that beautiful shirt. They got a hoodie too. They got a fucking hoodie . It's on bonfire. What's the link to that, Josh, so people know . Put that in the chat. Though I I I doubt any of you are even gonna click on the link. I'm dismayed . Let me just make sure I my math is right. Maybe the AI is distorting reality. Maybe the AI is on the side of the pyramid defenders . Says here, subscribers remaining. Convert that to years. Thirteen thousand five hundred and fifty years . Thirteen thousand five hundred and fifty years for our children to live on a on a on a planet with a great pyramid of geese on it. That you feel happy now? Do you fe el proud of yourself? Where are the flyers? Where are the posters? Where's the graffiti ? Where's the tele centers? This is decentralized. I can't do it all myself . I need your help . Let me compose myself for a moment . Joseph had a super chat . I want a brick. Buy some minnows with this cash. Thank you, Joseph. Make me cry right now. Joseph, thank you . The super chats, they mean everything to me . But it's not enough . It's not enough. And for those of you watching right now who have not clicked that subscribe button , look at your finger and feel shame. Think of all the places you've put that finger. Think of all the places you've wormed that finger into, burrowed that thing in so many times. And you can't even raise it up to click that subscribe button knowing that brings us one step closer to a pin You shove that thing inside a barnyard foul and you can't press subscribe . Maybe the Russian warlock won . Maybe the pyramid defenders won. That's what they want you to think. But when I see this number here , thirteen thousand five hundred and fifty years, I will not be pushed off of this sacred and noble path that so many of us are on right now. We're gonna get these subscribers up, but I need your help. I need you I need you making your shirts. I need you making your flyers, making your zines. You don't even have to point people back here, though I would appreciate it. Bring people back to the day' stsreams to the night streams to Operation Beast Blast. Go out there into the dark desert, this dry, cracked hell field that we call default reality. And bring 'em home. Bring 'em back here. Use your artistic powers and potencies to spread the message of the great pyramid of Giza being the only turd in the litter box of this beautiful world shit out by a sphinx . And that litter box is about to get changed. And I can't do it without you . Like and subscribe. Join our Discord server. Confer . Confer with the noble soldiers. Come up with plans. Art experiments. Culture jamming. Help me out here. sixteen thousand years. We're not gonna be here for sixteen thousand years if that pyramid is allowed to last that long . Ye though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil for the pyramid is gone . Pull this up right now . Why the fuck does Discord always download updates? Also what',s coming out tomorrow? Oh shit . My god, forget the Discord . You're right . It's downloading updates, mysterious updates. I don't even know why I has to do that. This is the most important thing. I'm going to