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This is a Global Player original podcast Ed Gamble and Matthew Crosby. RadioX. Hello everybody and welcome to the podcast of the radio show that Ed Gamble and Matthew Crosby, that's us do on the radio, RadioX every Sunday morning. And this is the podcast version of that. Hello Ed. Ring ding ding. Ring a ding ding everybody Ring a ding, ding, ding ding Lots of lovely messages. Yes. Back live, we should say. Yeah. firstirst one back for a while. F weeks of five weeks of preres? Five weeks of preres. I think amounting to about an hour and a half of content It was so short. Yeah. so they were so short We really blasted through them all absolutely insane. Yeah abbsolutely nuts. Um Yeah, to the point that somebody messages you to say, I'm listening to you today enjoying Iggy pop. Yeah. and you were like, what is this What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Be I didn't know what music we were playing I don't when we're live. That's tr. You' live to the scick some else. No,.'re on the radio. You're on the radio right now something you recorded last year is playing out on the radio.ot So long ago Yeah. in a blur. Yeah. justust you know, we did three You website blood. we certainly might be bl. We did three episodes and then two episodes. blasted through Yeah Oh my God, my goodness. Oh my goodness It it's not a long term plan, I'd say. This is from a Tob in South Wales who says, Hello, bigig boy, little boy and produceer boy Happy radio lads. D't m if I do After years of listening to this dross before you could start, I finally decided to give Matthew's other podcast pappies a go. I was delighted to find that the level of quality was at a similar level to this nonsense. So scratch the same imedge g Very fancy. Gave me a new pod to add to the roster. However, after years of listening to this pod, I've only ever heard Matthew as edited by the hands of producer Inn.. EG all swear words bleep God ended. That this and alive. Yeah. Yeah constantly afican jeffing So when I heard Matthew utter the F word uncensored, it made me actively recoiled. and gave me a strange secondhand embarrassment like hearing a parent or teacher swear Even though I've heard him bleeps many times, actually hearing the words made me feel strange and wrong like I was hearing something I wasn't supposed to. And while I don't want Matthew to censor himself, I would be grateful if he could just beep himself manually in every setting from now on. Yeah. I believe that is censoring him for myself. Yeahah, that's exactly what that. I don't want this to happen. What I want to happen is this And Ed, you see your foul mouseage just keep on as normal, goodood luck in the charts this week. Big bums. Big bums indeed. Please loveve T. Sorry, sorry, bleat that in. Love T in South Wales Thank you, Tom. Can I read this one out from Kat? I really enjoyed this one. It's a bit of fun. Yes De it breaking and entering Very good Crossing Aruckus getting arrested for indindecent exposure Great yeah. Happy radio lads. Don't mind if I do. A beatle fell off me today when I was in the bathroom and it got me thinking. How would you change a beatle song to make it about going to the toilet? Oh great. The obvious ones, of course are let it pee and here comes the bum. but I bet ye But I bet you can come up with something better than that. Bonus points, if you can think of one for Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds because I'm sure it must be possible, but I'm not clever enough to come up with it myself much love cat. Well, straight away were thin Pooy, aren't we? It's got to be something to do. Yeah, Poosy. Wh Pooy Whoo Poosy in the eye. Pooy in the eye. Pooy in the eyey And diamond. Yeah. Yes, about time I A time I shared a cic with. Wh in the eye And and diamond And's that one done? There we. I don't think I know enough Beatles songs, really. Thank you, Kat. Hey pooood. They poo they pooed. Yeahah, perfect. They pooed, yeah. ye. Well, you know I w to hold you your hand. Back in the USSS keepeep those coming in folks Sundayradiox. co. Uk. High air Matthew and follow on information included. Rone coold This was back in twenty sorry, two thousand six, two thousand seven and the reason he was in South E. That shows we did that. No, I don't remember thatight No. that was was a very long time day. And the reason he was in South End is because he has family there Also, I worked in bars and restaurants most of my life and have never ever seen someone drink a pint of lager as fast as him. I passed him his beer and turned to log it into the till under his sweet number and it was empty by the time I turned around. Wow. Good luck in the charts this week. Love always, Rachel Fitzgerald in Andover He's got his own beer as well, of course. Does he? Broken skull lager. Broken skull lager And presumably you can't get it because he's Jindle. Yeah Tom Baker, the doctor Who guy, I remember remember talking to Andrew Collins, and he said that Tom Baker would always order two beers whenever he was having a drink, one to drink while they were putting it into the till Wow yeah So he would literally do do Stone C toave boster on one beer andd take the other on to the tle Yeah how about Maybe Stone Cole should have thought about it. Mbe Stone Cole should havemled up. In fact he's got the money for it.ot a good, what do I not know what it is from Cara from Sheffield What do I not know what it is? Chrome Yeah. I know taps are shiny because they're metal What is Chrome in itself? not sure Also this is good, embarrassing, not embarrassing. The hair at the end of a plait It always curls up like I'm the sound of music children I don't know how much hair to leave And I feel weird no matter what to do with What to do with it? The little girl from the Grinch The little girl from the Grch. ye, yeah, the little curly bit of ye. He's now in a band. Oh really? Is she? Taylor Mumson, yeah She's the leading of a bank called the prettytty Reckless Is? Is that a girl from That's a girl That's s Cindy, whatever her name is from the Grim. Never made that connection before Amazing. There they go. I'm for fact. This is from Anonymous. It simply says, What's the biggest bigig Tesco you can imagine Well, the one near me is pretty big. Have you been to a two floor one before? Yeah, where you have to get you put the trolley on the on the belt. Yeah Well, the one near me is a two floora, but the second floor is just the car park, but you still get the belt, You still get the cliffing Yeah yeah troey. That's very exciting But the two floor near Elstreet.. If you ever working in Elstreet? That's a great one. Yeah. Got a big old cafe upstairs, G some light and I have like mad stuff like you can buy your furniture there and stuff Absolutely enorming.lue. Well, in Arington I think you can buy washing machines. It doesn't feel right, does? I just love Tesku Great shot Excuse me, can you show me which ale the foods on? All right, well we'll see you after this. Also some big news coming up in this episode. Very big news. Y. So listen all the way through no matter how bored you get. I'm Matthew Crosbyay It's the Ed Gambeble and Matthew Crosby Radio showow on RadioX and I'd like to wish you all a very happy end of the half term holidays. Tiredness is inevitable for parents who spend a week in the thick of Cent to Parks liide. Every day' a dystopian whereere's Wally where you scan the crowd trying not to lose your own kids. Cent to Parks liive. My wife and I sit by the pool and play who's the hunkiest dad but called it off due to lack of credible entries A bit of an age gap on that couple I say, and then my wife points out it's probably his daughter. she's wearing armbands. O people Too many people and we all chose to spend the hot term in a prisoner of war camp with some bikes I get what I want except for every single day because I'm sharing a bed with my kids. S Parks liide I b for four nights, plus bike hiring activities. So now I have to remortgage my house. Centrearkside. It's actually quite nostalgic. I mean, when was the last time you got Varuas on both feet Centre Parkside and then I drive back home in a blazing heat wave, laughing at the optimism of having brought my gym stuff Wh people Too many people and on the last night we go for a Ph meal and by posh I mean Las Iuana. I should have stayed at home watched Ludwig wonderful intro from you Matth. I thinkne one of your strongest, one of your strongest parody songs. Do I get older or just better? I think our expectations get lower. I think that must be it. That's what I do. Yeah. Every now and then I pull one out of the bag and go, see, I can do it. Yeah. I w choose not to most weight. And one day I'm gonna do the same thing. but I've been shipping away expectations for what, six years, seven years And one day, I'm going to prepare something. It's going to absolutely blow your little softies off. You're absolutely not going to do that and you know it. No, sir. But yeah, wonderful. I forgot that it was half term. You forgot that it was half term, you forgot that I was at centre parks all week. Well, I always assume you're at centre Park When I don't see you You know, when you don't see someone for a bit and you imagine what they're doing, you're like, I wonder what Matthy's doing. Yeah. I immediately go to centre parks. And you're wearing those pink shorts that you've got on today. I did have pink shorts on Center Parks. Yeahah I did. yeah. And you're trying to in my mind, you're really trying to rally the troops all the time. That's how I imagine you as a dad. leader. Rallying the troops trying to keep everyone positive and you can just see your right eyes started flickeringiting. Yeah. I've got a nervous twin. Yeah, yeah ye someomebody who is sort of psychopathically optimistic. Yes, yeah, yeah. You're like, al Well come out guys. nice half turn everyone Yeah. Yeah, I remember doing the Edinburgh Finge Festival in twenty fifteen and halfway up I I Josh Woodin came to visit and he ran into me and I was telling him how great it was going. and he went, It's going really badly. And I went, what do you mean you went? Because you're psychotically happy. Yeah. And I was like, Yeahah, it's going. It's so good man. I've been a really, really tough month. Yeah yeah.'s like I could see it immediately from the way you going. Yeah, it's just been great. you, o. yeah, sure the house hasn't been exactly what I wanted, yeah, really enjoying the show? I thinkbody coming reiews have been you've not seen the reviews yet' Yeah, it was no, was I was in Centre Parks this week. I was having a actually let me tell you now because it's the second time I've been to Centre Parks with my family. Yes. And the first time was awful. The first time was a total disaster. And you told me you were going back and I said, whyy would you do that to yourself? Because Centre Parks cannot win. Yes Well it turns out ent the house always ws. No, no, no, no, no, no I'm gonna to tell you I'll tell you had a nice time. I'll tell you a few things first of all, right? The day before. Just bear in mind, if you had a nice time, it's not good Radady. I know, I know. I understand. Yeah, You heard the song didn? Yeah. What kind of a song would it have been if I was like, I had a lovely time. had a love my family I've done a brandale done that. I bet think that's happening now after that. After that song that my brand deals my brand deal days are over. So yeah Tw years ago or a little over two years ago went absolute disaster. my little Jerry Cinnamon, my eldest wouldn't nap just constant tantrums. everyverywhere was overstimulating. E going to look at an owl was too much. She is just going berserk constantly. I think we overplanned the day My real ow I think I've got a bit of my personality. my wife says something about this at music festivals as well, where rather than going to a music festival and trying to enjoy one of the bands and have a nice time and then move on to another band maybe. Yeah, I'm always like, okay, if we watch five minutes of this band, then we' run to this stage, we can do this and then yeah But okay that's the correct way to be B. This is I feel This is how I feel. This is how I am. I've got to make the most of it. So we we decided not to do that And we decided to try and play it. although we did do way too much stuff. Anyway, the day before my wife calls me up in a panic. I've taken the kids off to the fun fair, you know, just to get really jeed G really geed up Yeaheed up before the Yeah fill a full of sugar, makeake sure they didn't sleep the night before. I'veaken them to the funun fair And she's packing all the bags, right She's getting all the bags packed. So I'm at the fununfair. And she calls me and goes, You know you have to hire bikes before you arrive. You can't show up on the day and hire bikes. So don't worry. I've done it. managed to get on and I've hired us. The only thing is there kids bikes, that's fine. But for you and I've had to hire a talent Oh Why'd you live your life like a seventy sitcom Well here's the thing. I hired bikes three months ago. Oh. So it was So now that you've got two bikes each for bikees said cance cancel the tandem. We're not doing a tandem. So we cancel that We actually we had bikes, but there there was a moment in my wife's moment where she was like, Well, Matthew will never have hired the bikees Yeah. There's no way he's hired the bike. He hasn't realed this. He's not a details man. He hasn't read the small print. He won't have hired. We remember the passport situation, but carry on situation. Yeah. In order to go abroadain you need a passport for every single person. you had to go to Liverpool and get a new passport. That's right And we didn't do it. and it cost me pounds. Yeah ch and Rrumble. This is radio. Hs DMA's on radioX E Gambler, Matthew Crosby. DMA of course, stands for didid Matthew have a nice time. finding out. We're talking about Matthew's halferm trip to Center Parks with his family lastast time it was a disaster, total disaster. Did you manage to pull victory from the jewels of defeat Matthew? Tell us about this trip. Okay. say We get the kids in the car We're driving, it's very, very hot. This week has been a very, very hot week. Just to let if you didn't know It's been hot. It's been hot guys If you know, we have listeners in other countries. Yeah very cold countries. If you're listening in the Siberian wastelands. It's actually very very hot where we are 're listening Siberian wastelands by the way. What' that? Shout out there? Yeah, shout gota shout out the Siberian Wteland. If you're listening from an Arctic outpost, if you're the scientists from the thing. Yeah. It's very hot in England. Shout out things scientists. Shout out things scientists and you know, I'm sure you're having a great game of chess with your computer for that dog Dog. Yeah. Oh myike Goodness, me you wouldn't wantan to run into that dog, would you? Yeahah? I mean, you think XL bullies areca that dog? Oh my goodness. Anyway, yes. we get the kids into the car, we drive there, very, very hot, but we're having a lovely time. We' listen to this is Taylor Swift on Spot. if I having a great singer really, really fun Like a true muso. Exactly. ye. Exactly. I'm raising them well. My favorite Taylor Swift album. It's the best one. Yeah. It's got all the best songs on it. I tell't know how she did it. How'd she do it? She She left her record comp. she re recorded everything for this. This is Taylor Swift, Exactly. ye. Take that sc good of Bon.. So We get to this bit, as you're driving in is a very, very long basically sort of crawling traffic jam. Scurity jcks. Yeah, security js. They're doings under the car for the bombs, mirrors. D't go around find it, find it. a long dentist mirror that kind of stuff. Yeah. Yeah they're taking you out they're frisking,'re doing a full body cavity search, all that kind of st that kind of stuff chehecking under the dung. all that. and no you're driving around, but it's in a forest and they do that thing they do at theme parks where they keep the queue really windy so you never know how long it is. Right. As say you're stressed before you even get in. Stressed before you get in. So we pull in and we say girls, very exciting We're going to be in centre parks very, very soon. We don't realize what that means it's fifty minutes too. Yeah ye. very, very soon. My daughter, so full of excitement, pukes all over herself. throws up all over us our youngest daughter, L little Nel Gallag's highlying bird. Now she's not the one who pukes. She's not the puker. The pukah is little Jerry Sinnamon, my eldest daughter, so she's holding the bucket. But she passes the bucket. She passes the bucket You've got the bucket because you expect this to happen. Oh, she always what happens when they they're excited. Yeah yeah, she's got the bucket on her lap, but it's in front of the wrong kids basically Its's very much it's very much the chandelier. It fools and horses. She passes it over to her sister and at that point peuepps on herself. So they're both pe. both They're both. And this is the start of the queue. Nothing in the bucket. So a little they get a little bit of splashback bucket But mainly we've got two kids who've got puke on themselves and we're in a heat wave. and you know no amount we're shaking off the worst advice really. Eed Gambeble and Matthew Crosby on radioX. Fire in the booth. So your kids are covered in sick and you're not in censre parks yet That'sue the cranberries. Okay on, Matthy Krrospy. So yeah, my kids are covered in sick forty five minutes. Yeah in the baking heat. In the baking heat. Yeah, so you're essentially sat in a pizza oven. We've got're slowly baking your kids toppings. We've got a headc in the car. it's not terrible. It stinks. Yeah. But then the car stank already. it stank of? Sick Sick Yes You know what they do every time they go in the car? throw up all over the place. But it did mean that I began the holiday as I do every holiday by on my hands and knees rrubbing car seat. Yeah yeah. So that's the first thing we got to do.ve gott to scrub a car seat. All the other people are coming into their lodges. Hello? Yeah yeah.rub scrubbing vobit off a car seat yeah. RadioX is currently being sponsored by vasectomies . But you know, it was so early in the holiday, I was still pretty chipper, you know And I thought, you're holding it together. I'm holding it together Yeah And at the end, then we had a really nice week, It was great.. Sorry. No, genuinely, it was absolutely. It was my favorite holdiday I've ever been on. It was great. Right, Well, it was really, really good. You have lived one of the worst lives of all time Well, I think what about the song? You did the song at the beginning? The song was all the stuff I think you could level at Centre Park. Yeah. you're not a big fan of Centerark but I had had I had an amazing holiday. The kids loved it. Good. Number one, the kids had a brilliant time and I think because My wife and I held it together and we had a a lot of communication before we went of like, this this is how we should be. We need to approach it with positivity. Yeah. let's not let's not make it that we're trying to do four or five things every day. Let's do one thing and maybe some swimming each day. Yeah. You know,' Occasionally we're gonna have to divide and conquer if one kid is feeling a bit nackered, feel free, you can take them off. Yeah. We booked in a spa day for Charlie. She got to spend like one afternoon in a spa, which was really nice. And apparently count that as something that you did as well. because you were like, we booked in a spa day for Charlie. We booked in a spa day didid you get a spa day? I didn't want a spa day I didn' didn't't You did want a spa day. I T tell you what I did. But've your whole life has told you you don't want a spa What mie? You want a spa day? I don't want a spa day. know what I didn't send the spa day? Go on to a slime making workshop. And What do the kids do? They watchatch me. J you had't had some bri tell ody's going to have a bit of a alone time and go to a slime making workshop, o. Now you can't play with it afterwards Have you ever laughed at something you definitely shouldn't have? Like, you know it's bad, but you just can't help it. That's basically the entire premise of our podcast shouldhn't laugh but with me, Laura Smith and me, Carmen Butcher. We get into those moments that are a bit awkward, a bit chaotic, and yeah, sometimes a bit wrong, but very funny. Think wild confessions questionable decisions and the kind of stories you probably shouldn't admit out loud But we do anyway. It's the stuff you'd normally only say to your closest mates If that, Where can you get us from Cs? Listen and watch on Global Player, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcast. Very good Ed Gamble and Matthew Crosby Oh, look at that. it's nice weather out there Beautiful weather L how aw my Everything's so peutifully, they're so warm up next toiss swamp It's Okay Don't get wake up as our beautiful day the swamp Aesome Dream like metal. You're getting extxtreme Shrek Medal from Reno Houston the Ogre packet sllammers. a must swaramp. apologies to our Scottish listeners. Is it? apologies toian stterling. Yeah it's a shhrek themed Shrek themed metal. Oh my. It's called the Ogre Packet sllammers. I love it. And are they doing arere they also doing like Smash Mouth? Are they doing a bit of that as well? Are doing my Boved monster? Are they doing all the other songs? I'm not sure they are doing all the other songs. I think the songs themselves are original. they're just themed around Because surely everybody wants to hear a death metal version of accidentally in loveve by the countteres. And this is thematically quite appropriate. I knew you revealed what my alarm call was going to be today because when I arrived, there were two masks sat in the office, one of Shrek and one of Donkey. That's right. And you're taking them home because your kids love Shrek sort of ad door shred. May I suggest you don't take those masks home because you pop the shredk one on. it's one of the scariest things I've ever seen in my life Whenan I tell you what, you put on the dononkey mask I'll put on the shrek mask're a photo. lovely photo. Yeah, love. We do a lovely phot. on the In internet. Yeah. Wind up. Radio X, dead boy and Sp ghost. Nearly finished the first hour of the show, Matthew, which means two more hours after that, twow more hours. We've got the wonderful Ghost Kan coming up th they. Would you believe there's films around these days that are on for longer than our show everywh. Absolutely crazy madness. Some people think that's how long a film should be. not me. No, not me, not me. Well you see if you see a film like an old comedy from the eighties or nineties eighty seven minutes. Yeah. Oh, yes pollease. If even we can't keep a narrative going for three hours, how do you expect one of the big directorsors No Christopher? Nool. Yeah ye ye that yeah. I'll just say very very briefly, I will just say I had a lovely time at Centre Park and I know you hate to hear this. Yeah. You do hate to. Not not good for the show But I did I did think of something And I think this I think of this a lot when I start enjoying things that aren't You know, that aren't typically what I would have imagined I would have enjoyed. Yeah And Doid you know the book Metamorphosis by Kafka? Yes, where he turns into a big beetle. T turns into a bug, yeahah turns into a big beetle. And there's a bit when his family moved the furniture to the sides of the room so he's got bit more room to run like a bug. And he goes, Oh I love that I must be a bug And I sort of that's what I think of when I'm in center parks. I go, Well this is like the furniture' you know, the furniture's been moved to the sides and I'm actually having a really, really nice run around. Yeah. So I must My transformation into a bug must be complete. It doesn't sound like a nice holiday. If you're thinking I must be a bug. In a kaf a Kafkarass nightmare. Yeah. I think we just have different ideas of what a nice holiday is. My idea of a nice holiday I love Great food. I like Beelar Italia weather No, no, no, notot Belar A Italia or us or Cfe Rouge. Starbucks. No've got Starbucks in the morning. So I like nice food. I like not cleaning sick And by the way, before you say it, I don't mean I leave sick there I don't want sick involved at all in the hot. You're not spraying the walls of your hotel to with you No that's your problem now. I'm just totally relaxing Yeah, that's not what I'm sure there are moments Wh you're hanging out with your kids and your wife and it's a wonderful experience and everyone's happy. Yeah. And I'm sure those moments feel amazing, however few No was it was a week of moments like that. We were full of amazing moments. We did a little tree topop sort an aerial walk, you know you know some little youimb stuff to the top of a tree and consider throwing yourself up. Yeah, climb to the top of the tree with a rope ye. Yeah. We did a little aerial walk through some treops and did a little bit of climbing and stuff and some zip wiseres. It was very fun. And as the guy was dpping into the harness He said, you must get this all the time. But you know who you look? I'll tell you what ee if you can guess. Do you know you look like Who do you think I look like We'll do as a text. Yeah, let's do it as a text. Okay. Ed Gamble and Matthew Crosby on Radio X. What are you talking about, Dan? It's not a weird energy today. He said You must get this all the time, but You look like the spit of and then and then a name. and a name. And we've set that up as a text in topic. Yes, indeed. Saying who do you think the man said Matthew looks like? looads of answers, Matthew. I don't know how you feel about any of them Scottty says, I think he got mistaken for Frodo Baggins. Well, Scotty, that's not the correct answer. Can we just say, I didn't get mistaken for this person. said I looks like this person.. Yeahah, but I did not get mistaken for Frodo Baggins. I'm afraid. No. Kansas says Ned Flanders. I like that one? Yeah. I like that one a lot, but no. he's ripped, isn't it? Yeahah, he's ripp old. Famously. He's famously ripped, isn't he? Yeah? Stupid seexy Flanders. Yes. Stupid sexy Matthew. Rory McGrath, Kansas also says I mean, a lot of these are from Tansas, so I'll be honest with you. couldould have just stuck with Ned Planders? Yeah. said Roy McGrathhe. He he also said another one that we can't say legally Trotsk W was that also un cananer you Canould we block counters for a moment? because I think they should just this should be like voting. you go it's one and done. You don't get to do a bunch you know. there any of them right? No, no. Imagine if the guy said, Do you know what you look like? The Trots Trotsky. I did have a get you must get this all the time, but you look just like Trotsky. I had a pickacke in the back of my head. Dave Grol but far away That's from Rebecca B. thank you. Noorry sorry Rebecca B, not Dave girl up a tree. Hannah says, I really think he gives Mr the Tumbnus from Narnia vibes You know what? I'd imagine I don't know the answer, but I'd imagine it's an existing real celebrity. It's not Eed Flanders, Mr. Tumbless, Trotsky. You must get this all the time you look like Dave Girl from far away. No no, it's not gonna be that, is it? No, Or Ben Mac, it's not if James May was short and skinny So close. Is it? so close. Is it so close. Seth Rogan, Scottty said. It's not Seth Rogan, but is it slightly more handsome Stephen Fry? No, but what a wonderful thing. Yeah because I think Stephen Fry' is a gorgeous guy. Yeah he is yeah. But also does Stephen Fry famously enormous, right? He's very very so tall. He's very, very tall. No this is this is a small man this is a small bearded man. notot the dog car from Dumb and Dumber, but if it was a person. That's what Dan takes. And I love that. Wow. I've never had a way of summing you onto people who've never met it. But now I will ab that is absolutely it. The dog car from Dumb and Dumber if it was a person. That's right. Cstantly playing boom, shhacklea. Yeah. Jumping over little hills. Jumping over little hills Hot dogs rumbing around with real dogs inside you. cararrying two morons. The Viva endetta mask No, not the V Vendetamas. You must get this all the time, you you remind me of? The V from the V for Vendetamas. I can tell you now two people have got it right. Oh, okay. Two people have got it right? Well was a pretty big clue It was a huge clue. yeah. Congratulations to Scotty. Cratulations to Joe. Richard Hammond. Richard Hammond, you must get this all the time, but you look like Hammy the hamster. You don't, I don't. And you don't get it all the time because you don't. Never happened before. No But what a handsome man. Yeah. What a gorgeous man, I said. I mean strapping you into a harness. You look nothing like Richard Hammonds. I know exactly. A safety fair. Yeah. Ed Gamble and Matthew Crosby. Krusty barnacles on top of other barnacles on an old ship. Radio s. Now, as we teased not seven minutes ago Our dear friend Vin has been on a sex tourism holiday to Thailand. No, two different things.ry sorry, that was a sex different trips. One that he's willing to talk about on the air was the holiday to Thailand, but he went on a sex tourism holiday to scunthor. Yeah far less appealing. Rpey. handcy tiny temper Now o. I't know No, I don't know the. There's no point. There's no point. Vin, get on with the link. So you said you' brought us a gift F your trip to Thailand. Y. What have you brought us, please? Can I tell you about Thailand first? We're not bothered about that, me.. We were Bzzies. Whenever I go away, so the first thing to ask you a question As I always do, I ask you a question about food when I've been on holid. how many did you eat? How many times do you think I had a pad Thie I was there for two weeks. Well, I'm hoping none because that is the most basic boring thing. I get angry in Thai restaurants in the UK when people order Pad Thai. you may as well order chips. How many times? Tw times.. It's not too bad with ins They should be done Yeah Given the depth and variety available in different Thai regional cuisines I would say they were nice pad ties though. You would say that Go and say it They were nice bad ties though, there you go. Yeah. If you would say it, you might as well say. How many times did you have a cocktail out of a bucket Zero, zero times good because of the news Yeah. Oh, right. okay. Yeah, not very nice not very nice news. Yeah. wentent to big big rainforeorest Bckets have beenanned What's the news? What' yourove? Sorry. Drove drove for hours hours to get there. Quite driving Quite remote. No, no, no, sorry, was driven. Oh, yeah yeah, of course. was driven. gotot there, met some Americans, nice Americans. very first thing they said to us U as soon as u as soon as we soon as they found out that we were English was um But Do you watch Taskmaster? Yeah. Really? Mad it Do you watch Taskmaster and you said I can go one better than that? Yeah. I saw you listened to the Taskmaster podcast. It I don't know the blo host is it?ort I sort of started saying that. Yeah. And I think they sort of glazed over a bit they're only really interested in the fact that Taskmaster has Americans on now Right, okay. and they can watch it easily. And they can watch it. Yeah, yeah. Yeahah, yeah I just thought' mad isn' it? I'm the midle of Thailand I'm talking to MJ and whatever the other guy was called. that T was master. Michael Jordan Is he a big task, master Hes. You would think he didn't make that in the last dance. You'd think'd yeah, you'd br up your own career, wouldn't you? Anway P presents, Yours in presents? Yes, please. Yes, please. So I know you two you both hate fast fashion. So what I leares I got you someatthew. By the way, Matthew doesn't hate fast fashion. I absolutely do. I've got you some recycled clothes. Oh great U By recycled, you mean second hand? You don't want them? Yeah, recycled. Yeah, exactly. Okay. Are these some slogans t shirts? Oh no. Here you go, Matthew, that's your first one. Okay. Your first one All right, so it's a black t shirt straight away. It's got a kind of o Yes, it's got a kind of sort of u Right, yeah, this is a great t shirt. I love this t shirt immediately. It's got, I would say What does it say at the top there, Matthew? It Well I can tell you what it says at the top and at the bottom. It says pork roll for a strong New Jersey And it's got a sort's communist. It'sort of commommunist army. Yeah Isn't it? Wk roll for a strong New Jersey. With a sort of like a baby bell with like sun raise com Yeah., It's like sort of pack man raising up like the sun. Now Hk roll for a strong New Jersey on it. And I love that se sht immediately. Now I don't want this to come across badly, but what are Thai people thinking What's the aim with that? I'm not even sure these are t I think these might be t shirts that end up in Thailand. Right?'re not They're not tie shirts. No. So you think this could be a genuine new jersey. Oh, hang on a se. Yeah, true jersey d. comot I thought it was just a nonsense t shirt, but it obviously is a specific So you think there's a new Jersey pork roll companyany that have made these t shirts for their staff to wear? I reckon so. They've been recycled and been sent to Thailand. It made its way to Wanglang Market and now it's here in Leicester Square. Wanglang Market. Wanglang Market. L loveve Wang Lang Market. He's on Tso coming off to chat about you later on yeah, it's fantastic. It's absolutely enormous. H H's your first, Ed? My first one. Fantastic Ed. Okay, so straight awayay, it's a great t shirt Okay, you've got a gray t shirt here. odd What What's the logo? Turn it around so so we we can all enjoy it. No I just it's you enjoy space travel, don't you? Oh, I love space travel. You like music, don't you? Of course I do. How do you feel about the banjo These is three of my favorite things. Do you like to see an astronaut playing the bancho and the catchphrase withithout music, there is no life I adore it. Yeah. People forget about Buzz Aldren whipping up the ban je. I cannot wait to be sixty and wear this at a festival. alsoso wear crocs I'd work to right. I'm just resting my pite of real ail on my gigantic stomach You could pair it with this, H's another t shirt? Oh, another t shirt, goodness me. I'm trying to cut down on the amount of clothes I've got in, but I'll have to get rid of some of my You have to recycle these, maybe? Yeah Okay, what have we got here? A loveoly yellow t shirt? Well this is the sort of thing I'd wear if I was ten. It's got a skull on it and it says Troublemaker. Oh, I love that I actually genuinely do like that one? Yeah, well, you go, you can have that one. It's a large, so you have to wear it as a dress. Here's your last one, Matthew. Okay, now I've got a lovely red t shirt here and it's got a slogo on it. Oh, it's got a picture of a beer. And the beer is, of course winking. Of course it is. Of course, and it's got a little sprig of holly on it, so it's a Christas event. Yeah. I You know what? this is just a straight down the middle like sort of silly t shirt for Christmas. It's the most wonderful time for a beer And considering that I have not drunk for Over six hundred and fifty days. is the perfect perfect time to get back on it, I reckon. Yeah. I actually, out of all of those, the port Rll one is a really good t shir. That actually good That's actually a good t shirt. Yeah. And I mean, I will not wear either of those ones you got me, but I appreciate the gift You know, I'm always looking for stuff to wear in bed and then forget I've worn it in bed and wear it on the school front So That your day. See your dad alright It's July and he's coming wearing a t shirt that says It's a Christmas t shirt about beer, and I thought we'd given up drinking O he's got no trousers or pants on, is he And he's crying. Yeah. Is he okay? Thank a portk roll.ose are love thoseose are lovely gifts. They're really lovely gifts. And remember guys, without music there is no life. Radio X. Matthew Crosby and Edward. So Gamble and it's Matthew Crosby and Matthew's got his port rol t sht t sht on it. it looks fantastic. I mean, it really suits you down to the ground. feeleels like a t shirt I've owned all my life. Yeah Cosrosby did own it at one stage clothing bag. It's fantastic that Vin's bought your portter roll t shirt and a beer t shirt, neither of which you consume Two things I don't enjoy. No, don't drink beer I don't eat pork rolls, but you know what? I would wear that t shirt and I don't eat pork. You know what? I'm a bit like, and I'm totally cool with this, by the way. I think it's absolutely fine. You know, people who wear like Nirvana t shirts because they bought them out of Pimeark and they don't like Nirana. the cool design. I love the cool design. Yeah. same with the Ramones, or the mes, whatever. It's fine I'm just really into the design of pork rolls. Yeah, sa here. the flone you Be humor. You don't love beer. I love beer humor. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah You'll get angry man saying to you nameame five pork rolls. I'll say pork roll to him five times not fair enough there playmate. My favourite is probably this is pork rooll This is padcast by. Yeah, exactly A dan says with those t shirts, tie dyed. lovevely. Oh. You'd have to read that to really understand the humor. people I think people are going to work it out. Not actually, no, it's our listeners. they probably won't. Yeah. But you have to read that. So next time you see either Ed or I will write it down for the end. Did you buy them from Tyraq? . So now I've spelt tie differently there in my head Yes, of course. and all for our listeners Tie as in Thailand is speelt differently to tie as in one you wear on your note. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so we' laughing and learning from notkes. Still to spelling is like it's the letters the makep makeup words. Is this another t shirts, logo? Spelling is like the letters and the makeup words, makeakeup makeup words. Spelling Yeah. Please someone doing us a t shirtsays spepelling is like the letters and the makeup makeup words Radio Ed Gamble and Matthew Crosby. Blossoms, your girlfriend here on radio X. It's Edgam. Bigger than Beatles, if you ask me. Bigger than Beatles yeah. Yeah. Better than the Beatles. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. And crucially still together. Yeah, yeah. You know, see they still going see them live. That is just for us, that? Yeah. Just for us. J for us, but you know what That's the way the show has been for the last severven years. It' been just for us And spepeaking of the last seven years We've got a big announcement. B big announce, huge announcement. Yeahes, sad announcement. Melancholy announcement. a sweet announcement. Yes We're bringing this to an end. Yes. believe Next week is our final show on RadioX. It's the final Ed Gambler Matthew Crosby showow on RadioX seeven years. We made our point. We'd never truly have gotten to grips with it. No. And we've decided that seven years really, you've got to cut it off at some point. We've got the seven year itch. Yeah. and we've got to move elsewhere. We've got to go and have an affair with other people. Yeah. That's the idea. You know we've been together seven years. We sort of we understand each other's bodies in the way that most people don't. Top brass have come to us and said, guys The probation period is over. This is it's not working When we came to RadioX seven years ago and said, C we do a radio show?? O, but we're only going to give you seven years. And if you can't get it straight after seven years, you're gone. Just to stress, this is our decision to move on. We genuinely feel like we've done everything that we can do. Yes. There's no point, there's no point chipping away at this anymore. No. Listen It's been the same thing quite a lot. We've still not got Sam feender on. Still not got So been that is your job for next week. I was worried you would say that. We've got to try and get Sam Fender on. Get Sam Fender or Jerry Cinnon on. Preferably Sam Fender, really? not Jerry Cinema. You can do Jerry Sinmons voice can't? Well, we will get Jerry S. We'll Oh Jerry Jerry Sinnamon's coming on the show. We're gonna to have Jerry Sinnamon, DJ Ed What your favorite All of your favorite characters from the last seven years. We might even see the return of Barlebee sccream might be'en sccrib from Bradford, this is not a sick joke, sadly. Chef Brian Chef Brian. Chef Brian. I've got to make a list. We are going make sure that next week's show, the final show of the Ed Gambler and Mattty Crosbyhow is going to be the worst one we have ever done.. It's going to be confusing And then in the final link, Ed and I are both going say the rudest way. No. just to make sure. they just in case they say I tell you what, we'll give you an extra three We nine and you can come back. Someone's att least one person has done all of them during our seven years Oh yeah, apart from the big one. We never had the big one. So we're gonna do the big one We're gonna do the big one. So we're gonna to bookind do. Yeah I' putindu Ved to say. And' Jenny Bed and Luanders. Sindu me to do the final link of the show. bigest rudest going to do the big one. So guys, we're giving you plenty of warning because people sometimes if we talk about a rude topic, we' say, Oh, I've got kids in the. Yeah. Dt keep doing the long drive. As soon as Sindu comes Yeah. that goes for you offc as well. Yeah. Okay. this is fair, We know you're listening. Yeah, if you say we're about to do it Yeah Yeah I can't touch you it. But if we don't do it, we're liars Eactly If the nation is holding us to this, that Sinduvi is gonna come on in the final link of next week's show ye and say the Ruda swear. And then we'll play Skrillax So yeah, it's been absolutely we've loved every second of it, but all good things must come to an end. A phrase doesn't apply in this case. This thing is coming. That's you guaranteed. Andrew, no, it won't be a pre record. stop it.'ve so far I was really tempted to We just comeing on Tuesday, do it In fact, actually, I've got a free afternoon we could go meet me aftern G into the phone I'm really I'm really sorry. Lisa incarbor says I feel inexplicably sad about this news. Why is it inexplicable? I feel inexplicably sad about your message th No, listen, I I understand what you must be going through because I'm also a parasocial weirdo. So when whenever I've I know what it's like when podcasts that I like have finished or when shows I've liked have finished, it does feel a bit weird, but don't worry, I'll also be giving out Ed's home phone number I don't I'm going to give out Ed's full phone number and then soon who's going to say Eot We've obviously had the best time, but for next week's show, do get in contact with some of your favourite memories from the show. We'd like to hear what your favourite listener memories are because we can't remember anything that's happened on the show. I won't remember next week that it' our last show. so Sunday at radiox. co dot Uk get in contact with your favourite MEMs and I'm sure Vin will be putting together some sort of compilation over the next week. Yes, indeed. I also I think I have to now because you know, I'm not good with endings, so I hate things finishing. Yeah. I have to watch the final twwilight movie. Yeah. I've got to watch the final Twilight movie we get a review next week? I'll do review and the fin. How long is the show going to be, by the way? worry isn't it It's going gonna be too long. I told Danny to take the week off. Yeah. Yes. so well, you know, that's just the way it goes, folks. That's it. Sorry about that, but you have had seven years. Come on on't start saying you like it now. You've never said that before. Proby Jay. And the machine Radio X Penulttimate show. We've just announced that next week will be the final Ed Gambble at Matty Crosby Show Very, very sad, bitterseet, but you know, we've made our point And u You know, we're getting loads of texts of people being like, no, I'm going to miss it Too little too late But why don't we just say this every week? We should just keep doing the show and say every week next week's the last show. We'll get loads of texts. We a farewell talk Yeah, Farewell tour for like twenty, twenty five years. He's doing it. Yeah and come back a couple of years later when the tax bill comes in. Yeah. Yeah. we Nicki's just said, Oh you're the real new host of Stictly We should have announced this before the Sticter host came out. Just real, get some buzz going. We spe strictly. Imagine. Listen, we can do live. Yeah. We can do live guys. We can do live. No ads on the BBC though, which is the tricky thing. No Vin saying There's Vinn would have to be in vision doing like little hand gestures to say this bit bitit's going nowhere Yeah. Mo it onto the next thing It's a real it's a real shame, No, but you know, of course, congratulations to the three of them. Yeah. It's gonna be a good show. It's gonna be a good show So yes, we had lot a lot of messages a lot of messages from people saying how sad they are. Yeah. and Where have you been guys literallyames There's names that I don' regnise in these. We've not had one magazine today Where Where's the Gallon perervt guy? Where's the Gall?' reinforcing what we thought that this show is actually like But this is good news. Yeah, this is fantastic news broadcast. Yeah, thank God. The average has just been brought up significantly. Yeah, the Rayar is gonna be huge. Radar's gonna go through the roof. Where's Andy and Wrexham I'm slaggging us off. Radio has just got better guys. You're very welcome Radio now as a medium is so much It's back. back. People are already saying radio's back. Broadcast magazine have just come out. they're saying radio's back. It's going to be back. Yeah. From the eighth of next month. It's gonna be back. We do still have one hour though. This is really funny. Steve from Chipping sobury says, Oh, you can't go next week. I need ch didn't you for the first time. You should be busy on a Sunday What a great message to. Well the podcast will still be there, Steve so just put them on as live on a Sunday morning. Yes. And radioX will not be having Vinput to sleep Now you're staying on Im staying, yeah, yeah, yeah. Crucially, you're still going I'm going to try and keep doing the show that this show Is that what's happening? Well, I guess it's like AI now, isn't it? You've got enough of us talking that you could probably do another seven years with just like you can put all the different words together But you know what? Just play an old episode no one would realize. Yeah, no one would know. I would't. I wouldn't know. I'd be like what was sbody in the show? Masthew Croby and radio Ed. Radio X. I don't know. We are delighted to be joined by our first and only guest of the morning Brilliant comedian, wonderful actor, wonderful writer. He's a multi hyphenet Here is the fantastic Gz Kan. Wlcome to the show Gz Hi guys How how you' what's this voice you're putting on here because that's not your normal voice. let me tell you say there was too many superlatives there and I feel like that's the kind of voice people put on when they're like, yeah, that's me. Hi guys. I don't I don't do all that stuff, wonderful act and all this, Bro we are blagging life. You too know that better than anyone Well, you're doing a great job of blagging life, guys that's what I'm saying you know you're I'll take that compliment. I am doing that. You're a wonderful blagger. I recently watched Bait of the show Bait on Amazon Prime. You're absolutely fantastic in that Did you really like it? Yeah, I did, absolutely. I love I love the premise. I loved how it was set up and I liked how it went off the rails and went mad. I thought it was really fun. Well, I'm glad because you know my R ru gambble, you know me very well. I can't be watching stuff that I'm in, but I feel like yeah, it's got good feedback. R seems to be happy. So I feel like that's a job well done Yeah, absolutely. But we're not here to even talk about that. I just wanted to bring that up because I liked it so much. We're here to talk about Gz Khan and friends whichich is a lineup show that you're hosting at the Soho Theatre Walthamstow twenty seventh to the twenty ninth of August, sohoeatre. com for tickets. I've done one of these, haven't I, G I was one of your friends, a previous incarnation of Gz Kanan friends were. And you know the good thing about this is I actually only have friends on it because you know, sometimes youd be going to a somebody in friends gig. and they've never met before. That's lying, bro. That's lying to the public. Everybody on this will be my friend. It might end up in an impromptu set with me and someone like A Casty Yeah for like an hour and twenty minutes. I don't think the people of Woltham Stove are very happy about it. They signed up a podcast with Acaster. I mean, that's why I'd say I mean you're not lying to them by saying it's your friends. You do genuinely got your friends. But the first one you did, you did lie to them saying that Gz Khan would be there. You didn't show up for ages, Do you remember guys? I do remember. Yeah. I do remember. But you know, things happen, okay And the thing on that night. was a biscuit van that exploded on the motorway And the police refused. I still swearice, Joe. Cross I'm telling you, if people say I'm bling it, but they went online, they checked the traffic report and a biscuit van blew up. and apparently when biscuits blow up, yeah They get very slippy, causing vehicles to lose traction. so they shut off the whole motorway for six hours. I was running down an embankment with all kinds of people trying to get to Loton airport. It was terrible, but we did make it. So the people of Walthamste, you a bit of appreciation please. You die back, man. Did didid you at the very least like go out with a bag for life and try and scoop up some bourbins to give to the audience when you eventually get there She was Bay Not did they been on fire A lovely bit lovely bit of burnt biscuit. Yeahice twice bak twice the best kind. lovely sort of a lovely sort of bruaid custard cream. Yes, please. Can you reveal Can you reveal to us guys any of the friends that you'll be having at the August gigs or is it a big secret? I tell you the truth, I don't know Appciate I appreciate your honesty, guys. Yeah, this is like when we had you on off menu guys and you had to ask your PR what channel the show was that you were plugging And it should be no surprise that after listening to that, they did not renew a season two these things No Mgers Cons classic cars No more And we both know that's not even the name, but I spe today, I'm not sure what the name actually is so it's no That was the general vibe wasn't it? Do you remember what channel it was on He was on. It was It wasn't on Dave. It wasn't on Dave, but it was on something similar of a four letter Qest Quest TV. Yeah, it was on Qest TV. yeah, but not in. There go. questest Big up quest, everybody. Yeah. that one passed me by, I'm afraid, guys, but I'll get it when it comes out on DVD.he. Cheers, No because I'm a big, big fan of your work. You know what, you are blagging at life, sometometimes the blag is better than others. I'll say So you've got you've got no idea so so far. who would be who would be your dream pal to to invite G Kan and friends line upp? Wh is whoo is a pal you'd love to get on the stage? Gosh This is very difficult. You know what it is because You know, a lot of my pals, just we mentioned pals they're my closest ones, they don't even do stand up comedy y Right? Yeah, there's caveat to this, isn't it? It's got to be pals who are able to do stand up. But I bet you've got some pals who aren't stand upps who would be really funny on your show as well. I think they would. I'm just thinking about somebody who's serving quite a lengthy sentence at the moment. you know someone would just The natural energy. He's got you know, just the flare. justust the presence on stage. T much. I know the sounds of it. Yeah, Big up Zeby man, Zeby, whenever you're home, there's a Goose Kn Wolamstone gig waiting for you I probably won't attend because I'll be stuck behind an exploded biscuit van, but he can hold cool. He can hold cool. Yeah, definitely. Yeah. unless his ankle tag goes off halfwayact. Do you think do you think, you know how Johnny Cash used to do Folsome prison and ent the entertain the prisoners. Do you think you could do a Gz Kan and friends in prison with Zeby up on stage with you? Well, there's two things here, Brother Crosby. Number one, you know this you say Johnny Cash Jony cash. I'm not entirely sure of that reference. I want to say this is some musician. Yeah, ye. You got it He's ary a country singer Okay, so now you want me to do country songs in stage. I'm not saying to get on stage to do fullsome prison blues. I'm saying you could go and do comedy and do show in a prison with your mates Do know us three, I think we should sign up but no material. we're only allowed to do crowd workork and see how long we don't get by for. Yeah. I mean, I think that be really We all know who they're takaking down first. Absolutely.. I'm getting shanked. I'm getting used as a shank. Yeah. I come on stage today You know, how long are you in for whatever my first question is gonna be? you know? What did you do? You look pretty naughty. What did you do? Yeah Yeah, what did you do? And then they're going to grab me. They're going stick me in aencil sharping and they're gonna shank gambble with them. Yeah they're to do. Well, with your wit, you're sharp enough already. Thank you so much, my friends So those shows line up TBC Possibly go calm. we don't know that definite. M you mind' the tr And the truth is it's not even actually that important if I'm there or not. It is good. It is good. That's why people buy the shicks, man If you can't tell us the lineup, then you at least have to show up I'm sure that show, you know, a good show did happen, but I'm sure they would have preferred it if you'd been there to host the show rather than Thor Stenhound having to go out and do half an hour You know Maybe you aren' However good sor is, it is a very good comment Ssroup Soho theatre d. com Soho Theatre Walthamow from the twenty seventh to the twenty ninth of August Because please tell us you'll be there. Make a promise to the nation that you're going to be there. Brother, you know promising things this far ahead of schedule Thats not right. The good, the bad and the quQeen. Radio Eggs. We're still joined by the brilliant Guz Khan who promises that if you go and see Guz Khan and friends, the people on stage will be his friends. What he doesn't promise is that he'll be on stage. He makes no promises that he'll be there, but you can guarantee you're gonna to see some people who are friendly W the wonderful G C. Well, it's like I like to think of it like a Gordon Ramssey restaurant. If you go to a Gordon Ramsey restaurant, it's not guaranteed that Gordon Ramsey will be there. He's just given his stamp of approval to it. Absolutely right. Calvin Clye didn't stitch my pants himself. Yes. that I know of. The kid did it A child on less than minimum wage straight in a sweimhop some. Anyway Anyway, becauseh by the way, it's Soycho Theatre Wolfam Stow twenty seventh to the twenty ninth of August, sosyoatater dot com for tickets G, We've got a few questions we want to ask you. In fact, I'm going to ask I' to ask the big one, right? This is a classic question from the early days of this show Gz Khan, what do you not know what it is Okay this could be something that you've seen every single day, but the more you think about it, you're like, What is that What actually is it? What's a mirror What is paint What is the internet Gus Kar, what do you not know what it is This is very deep brother now. We could be here for the next four or five hours now. this is intention. We've got the. Well, what? I never used to know The yellow box was and it's usually on everyone's street. It's a yellow it looks like a bin, but it's not a bin. It's got a flap and I never used to know what that what bro I used to think like like People used to live in it when I was a kid. So I didn't want to, I want the disrespect. I want the disrespect you Un o there's a Bidge that lives in that, I'm gonna kick it. Everyone else on the way to school iss, oh, someone lives in it l's blasty. o don't do that. someomeone's sleeping there. And it turns out it was just grit let's blast it. And they also go around kicking bungalows as well because people live in those. what's going on? Wh? I mean you know, at when you said I thought someone lived in it, this was the room that went around your school. Everyone thought there was a brethren living in it. Yeah, I spread it quite wide and far because I was quite intensely like, Oh, that's not a nice brod. They're living in that yellow S,'t don't k him Is that the only thing with the word grit writt? Yeah I thought that meant like o that's their state of mind. Yeah might got. He you' have to you have to. And you'd have to have a gritty state of mind to live in that box, wouldn't you? all. Yeah., bother. So when you saw the movie True G grit, were you disappointed, it wasn't about a little like living in a yellow box. Livving in a yellow box. Inad it was't a documentary, it went true 's living in yellow box in the street. That's great. We've never had the yellow boxes mentioned. We've never had the yellow boxes before. By the way, you're living in one of those yellow boxes for a strae for questest, aren't you? Because becausecause Kan's true grit C Challenge TV plus one. only be season one. There'll only be one season of it but yeah Yeahah. come soon. I'm the same as you because I'm one and done with the series. getet in, get the money, get out. Wein't got time by the for all that. We have to check in on people living in Yellow Beansborough. There's a lot that's going on in L. Warm Egg and Matthew Crosby on RadioX. We're still joined by the brilliant Gz Khan, our only scoop for Daddy on today's show. So because is face we call Well I say we, it's very much me. Our guests are if it's two guests, it's two scoops for daddy, three guests, three scoops for daddy. You're a solo scoop for daddy today How'd you feel about that man? That's all the scoops Daddy needs. Let me tell you, right Mine. Daddy hasn't got eyes bigger than his belly. Daddy just needs one scoop. Yeah Daddy Yeah, Daddy. You see, I knew Gz would' get it. The first guess to ever not be appalled by that? I really appreciate that. I really appreciate you. So Gz, we've got to ask you one of the biggest questions in radio. Gus Kan. What's the biggest pig you can imagine E These incredible questions, bro. I'd like to think like prehistorically, there would be a pig at least the size of a bin collection vamp Yeah. pick the size of it thatc. Yeah, absolutely Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the'm seen. Is it presumably prehistoric maybe it's a bit woolly. a hairy pig. bit hairy. Tusky, Tusky Yeah. Yeah. Basically saying big enough for like six, seven m to hang out the back of. like massive. You I just thin like that notot like that. You I actually like I like majestic. Yeah, I find it quite majestic when big men are just like they've got they've grabbed a pole at the back and there's two men and they're just some of them are so skilled at their job go along and they sweep up the beer. No it's aming. Yeah I think. Honestly in my head, I'm like I'd quite like to be a binm. It'd be a great bin man. Early morning, you get to see the sun come up You're hanging off the back of a truck. Fantastic. Apart from the smell, I think would be an issue for. But I think after a while you know, you just get a nerd to it. donon't you know you notice it anymore? Yeah. I think I think it's a good job I think it's. You know what? It reminds me of the old rooot master buses, you know, when you could hang off the back of a root master bus on your way on your way to school or on your way to work in the mornings, it just feels it feels like a good way to travel. So you're imagining hanging off the back of a tusked woolly pig in prehistoric times Bro there' gotta be it has to be. That's not even that far fetched. I dot think it is No, we've had people try and imagine pigs the size of the entire universe before. No. But It's too big. It'so me, that's just trying too hard, isn't it? You I to comprehend it. L L L we been collecting van sized pig? Yes, Iet it Yeah So it's like it's like in the Flintstones where that would have been its job as well. It's picking up all, you know, the tusks to pick up the rubbish This is a good You know what I think this is a good series for you. Yeah. Oh, that's nice here. sort ofave caveman bin manan. Yeah Only on QestV questQs. He only works for Quest, Quest are finally making the move into scripted content arrative withith a narrative sitcom from Guzcan where he plays a prehistoric bid manan who uses a pick as a truck am Well, this is partly your fault is' not season two because they genuinely did watch that podcast episode of me and A cast that and they were like reallyally didn't appreciate that. Well Hon, that wasn't my fault that you didn't know what channel it was on. No, but you kept laughing and that makes it worse 'cause the laugh punctuates and they were like and his friend was laughing. Yeah and his friend was laughing But also you gotten very annoyed with me on that episode because I had my car scrapped Yeah to this data still One of the worst things I've ever heard from out of it. And you know how nonchalant you were about it, that made me angryer. If there was some remorse, I would have be like, everyverybody makes mistakes. I love you. But you sat staring at me in the eyes like I strapped it, What are you gonna do? Oh' made me angry. I've still not got another car. I'm thinking about getting a new car though, because I might go electric. How'd you feel about that I don't mind. Can I suggest something? Yeah? Hyundai ionic five N. Thank you very much. you into it. Do you have a promo code for that as well final question from us, doesnn't the rock look great? Yeah He looks It looks like it takes it too serious and on at line up He the rock could have more of a laugh with life. Yeah, but also I feel like he's I feel like when he's having a laugh like he'll walk in room and us room will be standing there, but he'll like shoulder grab a lot to assert his dominance I don't like you No. I don't like that. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, he wouldn't have laugh with us, would he? No, he's like an h for laugh. It's like the illusion of a laugh to everyone watching, but actually he himself is not having a laugh with the people in the room Yeah. Yeah. And I think his palms are soppping wet as well. Absolutely he's got hyperohydrosis, whatever that you know, he's got honestly,'d you'd be like, I think probably you'd be like, o, the rock's shaking my hand, Do you sort of forget the fact that he's absolutely like like Niagara. It's sham's the last ever show next week because a new question, how wet do you think the rock's hands are would have been perfect That's a great question. Get in touch, guys, eightP ninety six on the textk can. what's up us through the global player. Guz Khn and friendriends is at the Soho Theatre Waltham Stow, twenty seven, twenty eight, twenty ninth of August. See some friends. Maybe see Gz Khan sohoeatre d. com Gu what a pleasure having you on the show, man Listen, I want to bigig up you to you two of the loveliest breades in the whole game. I love y. justust come just even if let's just come on to Walalthfam Stow that day and we'll have fun. Lovely. because I invite to you to be l Welcome. We'll come along sureure, We'd love to. I'll be a delight. I'll bring my mother as well. My mother always sends her love G Big up Auntie, Big up the Christian family Whats that group that I haven't been added to. Yeah O one day we'll add you to the family What and you can talk about Jesus in my moment. Every talk I se it was like, How's your mom? Let's talk about Jesus. Anyway, this is the farm all together now. That is goods. boys. Radio X Crops and buubers Kings of Leon here on radioX, it's Ed Gambble, It's Matthew Crosby. I see myself as a quQueen of Pat. You very much are, aren't you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know what? You must have been gutted when they got rid of the yoga Bunny detox You must have an absolutely You know, that was my go. It was always your go. Here she comes, herer Royal Majesty. Yep, Stick the yoga buddy on ice guys. Anyway guys, if you like this sort of stuff, you're out of luck because next week is our final ever show. Final ever show next wee ever show. So you do get in touch Sunday at radioX. co dot Uk with your favourite memories over the last seven years. to jog our memory really? J becausecause we can't remember we can barely remember what we chated to guz aboutes Yeah, do get in touch. We'd love to hear from you. Next week, we'll try and get some special guests on Big news you've got Sam Fender on the show. Vin come on. That's confirmed as it? That's confirmed V There is There's no way we can do the final show unless we have Samfender Yeah. We're not leaving because he' he's on white wh He's our white whale. I mean, don we can't make promises like this. We can because you have the harpoon. Also We can because we't care anymore. No It doesn't really matter. You're the only one that's H have a job next week's going to be really hard. Next week is gonna be hard ye. Yeah for you. We' make it very hard for you. We're gonna have a lovely time Yeah. easasy on us, hard on you and the listeners That's how we like it. Yeah. I'm going be hung over too I'm at wedding the night before I mean, there is no better way to end it than you having been at a wedding and hungover My favourite show of this ever was recently when you were hungover. It made me laugh so much. You were Yeahah, you were really badly hung overver. Yeah. saw Stevie Wonder. Yeah, O course Anyway, could we get travred It's his wedding We We've gott to get traashed. The honeymoon starts here look at I'll askk. We've got to get the big wookies coming for a wedding l. Would you accept do you accept Trav rather than Sam Fender? No, No. Of course not. Both of them. Oh dear. It's going to be such a busy show next week because we'll have Trav, we'll have Sam Fender, we'll have messages from everyone. We'll hopefully have one last metal education from Karry from Canada, please. I think that one's doable. That one's achievable. Yeah, we know that's achievable. Yeah. No. At this point, Sam Fender is more achievable than Trav Yeah, that's also yeah. I think we're going to have Sam Fender on the show next week. Yeah, so do I'm I believer it. cosmom we all manifesting. I'm manifesting exactly We're wishing it towards us. Right folks, have a wonderful week and do get in touch with your favourite memories of the show, but from us L Tars, TV's Deep Freez and David Mowie, Radio X Ed Gamble and Matthew Crosby. There we go, Matthew notot fininal show, but the final show announcement is done. Yes, yes Weve announced it it' the final show next week. Yes. Very exciting news. It's going to be a big show. It's going to be a huge show. Yeah, whichich requires us. Yes, we're putting a lot of it on Vin Yes. hopefully Vin will do all of If we just keep saying it's going to be a big show, then he has to He has to pull a big shot out of his house I'd imagine he's emailing Sam Fender right now. becauseuse I've got quite a busy week coming up. just let you know, unlike normal, we don't have any time to prepare anything, okay yeah I normally start thinking about the show on like a Thursday or a Friday. so ye I think I'd you know start on a Tuesday or Wednesday So Thurday Thursday I can email sound P pull your finger up w? Come on Pin. He's not really They pay you for every single day, they only p for some days Yeah, you're pid all week to work work on this show. Let have to see if we get luck, I suppose Maybe some friendriend is secretly a huge fan Dfinitely not. Big secret.' we've been talking about getting him on the show for seven years and he's never done it he's waiting for he's waiting for the right moment. Yeah Who knows? I think I think Vin's going to deliver it. I think put it into the universe now. Absolutely. I've cosmic ordered it. Yeah. So we've got some great Who do I not know how many they is? You've got loads in. previous examples of this include Ant Anton Anton deck. Anton deeck Yes. Yeah, this is not Grace G Grace Grace and Perry. Yeah. How many how many are there of this this number? Happy radio lads Don't mind if I do Who do I not know how many they is Mary Kait and Ashley Imagine my confusion when I watch one of their films, I need to find only two girls. Yes, that's very good. Very good. Mary Kate and Ashley. Yeah, my youngest daughter has got into their movies, which I think is it's mad. It's mad. Mad that you' like Oh, I'm getting to Mary Kate and Ashley now. and Yes deear Crunch Cumblem Bin, happy radio lad. D I had the opposite experience to the listener who thought that Grays and Payy was two people I actually thought that Philippa Perry was the alter ego of Grayson. Now he does have a female alter ego, but he also has a wife as well. So there's two different people. crucially two different Crually where she's actually his wife and a person in her own right I believe that Stone C Steve Austin's ex wife and children li in Essex, which could explain why he was in South End. People still telling us this thing that got no memory of And I think it was someone worked at a hotel in South End And someone called for Room service and it was Stone called Steve Austin. It believe. That's what it was. Yeah, that's right. I once room in Frankie and Beny's in Brainree very much Uh This is from Adam. My mum hass been caring for someone slash some people. Cold I don't know why this made me laugh so much. G Jillian Mel or Jilly and Mel. So I'm still not sure. still not sure She's been Karathan for like twenty years. Jillian Mel or Jillian and Mel. Yeah, Jillian Mel or Jillian and Mel. I just love to see Jillian Mel. She talks about them like they're my grandparents, but I have no idea how many they are Too late to ask now. Too late to ask after two decades. Yeah. I love too late to ask. There's so many people's jobs where it's too late to ask. Too late to ask. Yeah. Too late to ask. I mean, The thing is as well, we have the kind of job where you don't necessarily see the same people every single day. You might see someone once every six months You know, and they will often know who you are because they sort of know, o today I'm working with a gamble, but you won't know who they are or their job title on the current job that I'm working on No whether I should be asking them the question that I'm currently asking them. Yeah Like C you get me a cup of coee? y. The answer is always no No, I'm the writer and also I'm your friend of Mat. Well I'll get you comp. I don't mind. I'm not proud. Lads, I've just said the start of episode three hundred fifty five, when you introduce the above feature and I simply had to write in. My best friend's mother in law thought Jason Status was actually one man called Jason Status. Isn't that so funny? God bless you, Ben. Good feature. You be mistaken for Jason Statum Chaseason Stath them, Ch Jason, Stath, Jason and Stason. I'm sure we've talked about this before. is This is got ringing real bells This is why we have to bring the show to an end. becausecause we've talked about everything in the world. We' talked about everything in the world. We talked about all of it twice. you can't remember any of it It's really it's really odd. Final message, this one is from Jack Hello Ed, Matthew and ding ding ding, we have a dinner. Happy radio lad. Love Radorado. Not sure when, where or how We can't introduce a new wayave of doing it my s might read No. Listen, listen Mike Ohh God, those videos when he had the u We had the old Vic set up on stage. in the coffin.id you remember that the coin? Yeah, he was in the coffin at the beginning of his standu up show and the start of it is the microphone comes out of it like it's Not sure when, where, how or why, or even if this was a topic of conversation, but lies parents tell their kids you believed for way too long or were horrific or scarring. Number one, don't draw on yourself, you get ink poison and die. Oh yeah. Me, a child did up drawing on himself and also had a spinny office chair, left home alone spinning on a chair drawing on arm, falls off chair, pen stabs arm, mix of blood and ink, tears, and waits for impending death. thirty two now arms covered in tattoos and alive ye two. Bpoiling Frog syyndrome Stop adding hot water to your bath when you're in it, you'll get borarding frog syndrome and die. Pret self explanatory only a shower now. I know I can have a bath, but the fear of death instilled in me about bath as a child makes them not relaxing And then third is an I eye captain. I wantce threw a tenn ball at a wasps's nest while bouncing on a trampoline as a teen. I hit the nest, notothing happened. Little did I know wasps are plotters. Next day one stung me in my left eye whilst I was on the trampoline. Best of luck in the charts this week. Jack, Australia, Singapore, London, Brighton, London, Korea, Oxford, London. Well travelled boy. Very well traveled boy. Very well traveled boy Yes, don't forget Sunday atradiox. co. Uk to keep to get in your memories of the show. Memories, just any favorite things, favorite and also if there's any classic features that you've not submitted An any answers you've always wished to give us. All the textes will be open until end of play this time next week. And But if any of you if any of you've got any sort of direct links to Sam Fender No, then you do. You work at radio X that's your job. Get in touch. Sundayadio That's your job out. You work at radio X If you know maybe youve got a friendy nose in or something like that He's in all the time to chat to the people at like Capitol and and X. I'm willing to let you off the hook slightly saying I will I will be happy with a recorded message from Samfender So if anyone's talking about the end of the show and can get aord don't try and get a recorded message from him about something completely different that he's done for another station If anyone is working with Samfender No, you you work at radio stations You show it out. then emailed Sunday at radio look you. You work in a building that's full of different radio stations, many of whom play Samfndnder maybe, you know,be maybe your parents are friends with his parents or something like that. We don't want his parents on the show. F've been so help me God, if I have to do an imppression of Santy next week, I'd probably be absolutely love it. We you already doing Jerry cinemon. I know Derry Cinnamons coming in?. It's the magic. He's doing carrots for tea. I do have to do carrots. I do to do carrots for tea too. God, then when we cook carrots for tea, you can send it to me R remember it's got the mion carrots for tea I'm a weee little bunny man. That's got that e This show's great, man. This show's really good. You've had it too good for too long you guys. Seven years of absolute quality. It's been a wonderful, wonderful seven years So yeah, what else do we need to say? Just have a have a wonderful time backacky Roks. we do need beacky backy Ro Oh you must have some backreacks because it's been weeks since we've probably seen each other. I do. I've got a great album I'd like to recommend to you There is a fantastic album called God Given by Jane Foster and Jane Jane Fumber It's not Chaine Funda Greatly. I mean, I Of course, it's always a backwreack for the Jane Foonder workout LPs that my mum used to work out to Taron Her and her friend Meg Hopper would come round and they'd work out to her to a vinyl Lpee. What it was It really was a different time. yeah, God God given by Jane Foster. It is I would describe it as kind of like alt folk hyperpop I love it. It sounds very trendy. It's very trendy indeed, it's very trendy Yeahah, really, really, really, really good abbsolutely love that. I've started John Robins's book. I think that is Fantastic. Not a laugh, is it? Not a laugh. No. It is brilliant though.,'s reallyave yeah, yeah. I two have started it. Yeah. I've got two copies of it. Yeah. I sit back Relax, I open the book, I crack open a few cans. Absolutely Get yourself absolutely Barota We're swimming around in front of you guys This is a good book. We enjoy this book. yeah, what else have I been doing Love newew series arrivals. Gutted, Gutted that there's only one more episode and then they're not showing the net they're showing they're spitting over It's like mad. they put the first three out. then it's one a week and then Nothing til the end of the year I think it might be a we want two more series, but let's pay them for one series. I think that's exactly what they've done. That's exactly what they've done. Yes. It's really'm really enjoying it though. really It's so good that there's just telly that people spent money on that's just so silly. It's so silly, it's so daft, It's really aware of its silliness. Yeah. I genuinely I genuinely like I'm really, really rooting for Jany Dar and Catherine Parkinon. There's such there's a real emotional core to it. Everyone else is just tot really. Yeah. E Taggie, who you're supposed to kind of really root for. She's just enjoying herself. Yeah. And I'd Ive forgotten a lot of stuff from the first series, obviously because of my brain. Charlie's been watching the first series And I watch the last twenty minutes of the first series with her yesterday, and I'd forgotten Danny Dyrren, Catherine Parkinson going at it in the woods Yeah, pouring champagne on. Should be an area of national beauty. Yeah. should be an area of national beauty So ridiculous, so ridiculous. I love it anyway. that's also a backroke from me. V good. Speaking of just people making funun things. I watched the first episode of Sam Campbell's Make that Mvie We haven't seen any of it yet. Yeah. I watched the trailer looks amazing. Great. Yeah. It's so silly. Yeah. It's really fun The cast is incredible and then people pop up who are like Oh my Godd, amazing. L Rob Orton's in the first episode. I love Rob. Eric Rushian's in the first episode. Is he? Oh, I love Eric. Yeah Ed Axel's in the first episode. You like I've not seen Ed Axel in years. Yeah. So yeah, and noobless in it as well Yes, I saw that, ye. Yeah, it's really fun. It's such a silly premise and I'm looking forward to watching the rest of those U I I think it's the best TV show in a long time Widows Bay. which is on Apple whichich is a comedy horror. Oh yeah. It looks pretty scary. You've been watching it throughree Gggle Bx. It's a really good balance of both things. Okay So it is genuinely scary. It's a proper like so many horror nerd references in him It sort of switches between all these horror genres. The story itself is very funny and it's about this mayor u of of this seaside town in America who's trying to like, o it's there on an island trying to like gentrify gentrify and get more tourists coming in, but the islands cursed basically. R. And yeah, so it's Matthew Rese. The whole cast is amazing. The story is very good and there are some genuinely brilliant jokes in it. And it's been written by a woman called Katie Dipold who someone told me recently, do you remember that tweet that went viral of someone dress as a Babadook at a family occasion. Oh yeah, it's her. No yeah So she's managed to basically take that bit of her personality and turn it into a TV show. Yeah. Fantastic. And it's doing really well. And that's greatct. So start watchhing that and that's weekly so I'm like I want more weird horrorory stuff. Yeah. And I realized I'd never seen twin pigs. Oh. So I started watching twenty Oh Wow. So that's another b. infraight Yeah, huge tree. Yeah That's correct, love it Yeah The mad thing about twwin Peaks is It was massive. Yeah. It was like genuinely like it was it was like proper like millions and millions of people would tune into it, even though it's so weird. It's so weird. So so old. It's actually less weird than I thought it would be Like but then that makes sense because I'm like, of course it had to be a show that you could vaguely follow. Yeah It's not like Some of Lynch's films, where I'm like, I' got noudy. No know what's going I no, it's not Mholl and Draam. Yeah whichich was going to be the follow up. he wanted to make that as a TV series. Oh right. That's right. But Yeah, it's really odd. And if you think about like what else was on like thirty something and those kind of shows and elsewhere, or that was the kind of what was on at the time, It really is properly, properly. Yeah, that's on Apple as well. So I'm enjoying that. Brilliant I'm Did you want to tell us about your story? Nah, Nah We do it another time? W it another time? I don't think we'll have time next week but I tightes in go by shoulder. I'm sorry, man. ye. Oh, and also u the other day when I was going to I' going record a lovely lovely couple of episodes of Phil Wang's Radio showow Unspeakable. Just I was about to hop onto the tube, one of my airPods fell off, bounced along the platform onto the tracks. Oh wow. Gone. Gone forever. No, it's not gone. You need to stick your head in the door to stop the door shutting It's just there on the tracks at London Bridge now. Such a shame. suchuch a shame with all the rest of your stuff. with all the rest of your stuff. my wedding room, my self esteem. Yeah Have a lovely week everybody. Oh Vin, Beck Res Um I went to see two things this week. I went to Stewart Lws of stock. Oh great. How whichich excellent obviously. Obviously it's stue so it's like, it's mad. There's so much going on in it. Binion I don't know if he don't know if there's any more of those to see, but we did at the fringe a couple of years ago, right? And then Yeah, and then he did a few nights down here, but obviously just in general. And I saw Jordan Brooks's new show as well Howes Like the straightest stand up that he he's done for a while like it's just a stand but obviously it's insane. Yeah, it's him Well, that one that won the award was pretty straight stand up Yeah, but then then he, you know, he's done a musical and has lots of tech and' brilliant Jordan. Yeah. alwaysways recommended. So yeah, he's definitely a recommendation for him. And Chip have done a an episode of Song Exploder for Boy fromom School Oh, great. which is lovely. Yeah, just lovely boys. nice hearing hearing them. Yeah Brilliant. F L lovevely Right H have a great week everybody. What you next week for the final show? Final show. Big push. See you soon. Come on, we got to get some listeners. Got it finally That was the thing was saying. He was saying should should we announce it you know during the show? And I was like, we'll just do the last link. And he was like,, what about the Ragar? I said, comeome on, we've gott to let the Ragar go now. We've got to let the Ragar go. Wes are Bye. Be bye