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Hello everyone, the Ellis and John Cinematic Universe is now available to all. Yes, head to patreon. com slash Ellis and John for loads of extra content, including our brand new film series The Adventures of Ellis and John, fully visualized podcast episodes twice a week and behind the scenes bonus content. So to watch shows, get ad free episodes, and come on adventures with me, Ellis, and Dave, head to patreon dot com slash Ellis and John Alert , alert . This is a content warning . Ellis and John Just got megatized Yes, from today, Ellison John are entering a brave new world. It is Ellis and John two point zero. Technically four point zero. Well, that's look at it. Let's look at it. Exapham, XFM. RadioX, radio X, Five Live, five live podc,ast first, five point zero five point zero five point zero. Okay . Is Ellis and John five point zero? For Mac users, Ellison John El Dorado Yes, we've got some exciting things to tell you about. Isn't that right, John? Huh ? Yeah , exciting. Doesn't feel like a big enough word. Give me a bigger one. Gargantuan. More like it, holossal. Yes. Biblical . Oh, it doesn't get better than biblical now. Yes, we're launching a Christian podcast . Yeah, it's a truly religious event, this. You know, I was thinking about when My dad is very religious and when I was a kid we'd just be driving along and out of nowhere he just started singing a Baptist song . So we'd be driving into the slasher centre . Praise the light and sing the joy. Bloody elder. Yeah, but that's just like me bursting into a royal otist song in front of my kids. Yeah, but the funny thing is about like baptist songs is you could just make them up because they're all about joy, light, shining . Yeah, yeah, very powerful. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah . Yeah, I said to a story once about how when he was he was driving very tired and to keep him self awake, the only thing he could remember is the lyrics to Lords of hyns. So he was just singing hymns with all the windows open and just simp sort of thing I suppose. Right. All right, thanks for listening. See you later. Yeah. Anyway , we have launched our own Patreon where we are finally able to make the video series that all the big channels were too afraid to make. They were so afraid. They were so they're so fearful waking in their boots. How would cry ? They are cowards . And so And so we decided to make it ourselves and it will be called John The Adventures of Ellis and John Big Time So for all you cowardly cowardly custards out there, we've only gone and done it. Yeah, and we're not talking directly to you the listener. You're not a cowardly custard. Absolutely. You're a brave bobby . So what is the adventures of Ellis and John? What isn't it, Dave? No, let's go with what it is. Okay , what it is Cress, is it? No . It's Ellis and John travelling round with Dave you know a skeleton production crew. Yeah, to save money. I don't know about that. I think we've been fairly ambitious with it. Yeah, but we're not talking like I did a I did a run through of a panel show the other day. There must have been fifty people though and also we haven't got makeup because in the first one, I look like I've been dredged out of a temp. You look like, yeah, you do look like the water has made DNA tracing tricky. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're lying to my dental records in the first one. It was a cold day, but it was very cold out. Yes, so it's a video series of Ellison and I travelling around doing competitions . Exploring, excursions, doing excursions. Yeah, doing things, trying new things. A bit like gain to our bodies. Gain to our bodies . It's a bit like the bonus content episodes we put out during lockdown , but visualized . Yeah . And episode one is up now on Patreon where Ellis and I compete in the ultimate test with Dave. Yeah. In a mini Olympics . We went to Croydon Sports Arena. We did. And we had one hell of an afternoon of it. It was good fun. It was good fun We also offer, if you become a patreon, full length visualized episodes of the podcast twice a week. So that's like two hours of our aces, bodies, clothes , vapor juice. No. It's twenty first century Italy, isn't it? You can actually see us eating the chocolate. Yeah . Yeah, but try and smell it. And what you can see is thisn't people wondering. People are always getting in touch with me saying, John, he eat the chocolate on the microphone. When can I see you eating this? What we're going to do is because they make cameras so small now we're going to put the cameras in the chocolate and then we're going to we're going to see it travel through John's digestion in a space. Like in a space. Also, we're often mentioning Ellis' thousand yard stare or having his head in his hands. Imagine being able to see his head in his hands in HD. In H D. Is it HD? Yeah . Absolutely. This is the only place actually that you can see full length episodes. Yes visualized. There's also Red Hot Exclusive Behind the scenes content date you wrote that makes it sound like a sex thing. Well, I'm new in the first one. He is . I am though. It is a little bit scantily clad the behind the scenes content that is coming very soon. It's ad free apps and you also get first dibbs on us, John Tau tickets . You do sign up simply by heading to patreon dot com forward slash Ellison John on your laptop or browser. Don't do it in the Patreon app you have to spend twenty five percent extra that goes to Apple Inc . Type in URL , sign up there. You can then go and down load the app if you want to . Oh goodness. Yeah, hog wild. Go crazy in that app. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just don't make the purchase in the app. And all of the tiers are the same , you get the same stuff. Yeah, no one's getting any extra. No one's being left behind. So it's pay what you can afford, but there are different tiers. So tier number one, Eric John Apologies, that's a Fiverr. Fiverr a month. T number two, vibe taster, that's seven pounds a month. Ti number three , Hammer Legend, nine pounds a month. But as John said, all the tiers offer exactly the same content so it is a pay what you can afford system . We've also got a YouTube channel. Highlights of our two weekly episodes will be released in full teal tension glory and teasers and trailers for the adventures of Ellis and John will be on there too.. Yeah So you just search Ellis and John and you hit subscribe now. We've also got our own social channels so you can find it on Instagram , which I have heard of and TikTok which I've never used at Ellis and John. We've got a new email address too. This is very important. The BBC email will cease to work very soon because they hate us. They do not. That is and that is it's a conscious uncoupling actually. That is. We're co parenting content. Yeah , that's nice. Yes, so send in all your correspondence to hello at Ellisonjn. com You will still be able to listen to the podcast as normal wherever you listen to it. Yes. Including BBC sounds. Including BBC sounds. You're a challenge of the mind is staying? Yes. If you are not able or do not want to sign up to the Patreon, you lose absolutely nothing. No. Everything we have done we will continue to do. You can only gain from this no one loses out on anything. Yeah, so if you want to listen ad free, you can do that via the Patreon or on BBC Sounds and you get free highlights as well on YouTube and little teasers of our advent ures on YouTube. So it's more. It's just more, more, more. How do you like it? How do you like it? More and more. We wish you well. We're very excited to be probably quadrupling our content output, Dave , what would you say? The adventures are big. The adventures are big. That's flagship. That's massive. It is flagship stuff. Yeah, we've we've filmed a couple now and they're really good fun. And the production values are really high I've watched the first two and it's it's twenty first century Tally, you said it again . Well because I've just realized what it is so I'm going to keep saying it. Tell me Dave. I like it. That's not being turned down by cowards. Co parenting content twenty first century telling. Yeah, we're coined being turned down by cowards . Tell Bessos, he's a coward. I keep thinking you're going to say a different word every time you say toward you thinking you're going to say something else. No, I'm not going to say that word. No, I'm saving that for some measure. If you would like all of these links clickable, you can head to my substack because today's this is the seventh of April. Today's substack has all those links . Is it your vibe mail? My vibe mail, yes. So John Robins. Substack. com for all the clickable links if you want them. Not so overwhelm listeners with the clickable links. A, all this detail will be in the show notes. So check your blue and description show notes. Just the description of the description No one can have ever clicked on anything from there at all. Yes, they have of course. No one's listed in the show description. It's a thing people say. I don't say that in front of our producers who work tirelessly to make a really lovely flowery language. You like show notes? We've got the best in the book. We absolutely have. If it was a British podcast award for Best Show Notes, or a Golden Lobe, or a Golden Lobe or an Area. Which we didn't get any nominations in despite Dave slipping the manager a couple hundred grand . No, we didn't we didn't put any entries in that is that where it costs to win a golden obese? Is it a hundred grands actually? Minimum. That's for the long list. I feel like we're muddying the message of this state . Who get used to that day Puckers, puckers, everybody fucking want macaroni look at this . No , no . This is important . I know we've given all the information we've and given it in our tr ademark style. We've also got it all on Ellisonjohn. com just to throw another beloving sight in the mix. Yeah . It's all on Ellisonjohn. com. Yeah. Just off score a head in hands and it's arriving over there the internet. Yeah, we'.re gonna briefly Yeah, we're asking about bums. Is that a new reference? No, this feels like it was about fifteen years ago. So just as a quick recap, loads of stuff on Patreon, head to patreon dot com slash Alison and John and it's good stuff as well. And just say slash these days. You're not gonna say forward slash. Just say slash. Yeah, I knew that. Just it's quicker, it's more contemporary. Yeah, patreon dot com slash that I've not said forward slash for about six months. There is a I gotta play darts soon, Dave, so can we get this done if no. I got five sets of darts in my bag . What do you mean? Five sets. My new set . Yeah. Fifteen darts No, my old set which I thought I'd lost. So I've got my St. Anne's college darts with me. Nostalgia darts. My nostalgia darts, my Hirath darts . I then have got two sets of darts I bought because every time I went to play darts or darts happened unexpectedly so I had to buy darts. How often does that happen? That's happened twice in the last twenty years . And then just a rogue fifth set of darts I found whilst looking for my darts . So I got five sets of darts to play with. Okay , what a life. Loads of stuff on Patreon. Yeah, you said that highlights on YouTube, brand new YouTube channel. All this stuff.