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I mean Once again Everybody's mad at Janet and Janet has left and she's weeping And she's on the phone with Jason She's telling him, this is really bringing up unresolved feelings for me that, you know, I can't talk about He's trying to, you know, be supportive and Focus on his healing Nia's at the table telling everybody that she's only acting like this because of things that she started. Janet self inducing herself into pathetic pile of tears essentially. and then Nia says that She thought the little blanket apology that Janet gave her last season was like them on good footing and she's been thinking that this whole time until just this moment, which Nia, we know that's not true. You were not coming from a place of like, we're good. You've already been like, FDB Fine, just admit to it and stand at it, you know Let's tell the truth, the whole truth en notough about the truth J Jason, rather, not Jason. Jesse, there's too many Jays Jessie's complaining about how She needs to start facing things and then in his mind I'm just picturing Y'all old ninety day fiancee heads, y'all remember Paul of Paul and Karini. Remember when Paul would you know, get a little bit emotionally overwhelmed, he would just run. They'd be like, Paul, where are he running to now? This is how I'm picturing Jessse describe Janet to other people. that Janet, I mean, the way you would make it, he made it sound like she ran off of the moving bus to avoid accountability and that she truly just sprinting her way out of having to be responsible for things Now, when they play it backag, Janet could not be walking slower. She's certainly walking away But he's really like painting a picture like she's for scumping her way on back to California Right now to avoid accountability She did it in San Diego and she's doing it again. Meanwhile There is a producer talking to Janet. Her name's Mikaela asking Janet like, are you okay? We're here for you. Janet saying a confessional to us that Danny's actions have really triggered her And she's lashing out And she's sorry that her triggers cause her to say things and she's really having a hard time apologizing to Danny knowing that like the things that he does has caused a lot of pain. So She tells she asks Mikaela, like, can we talk off camera? Clearly there's something that has gone on in Janet's past that is affecting how she's reacting to Danny, she doesn't want to talk about it, so we'll just move on until she's ready to Mack of the table Tom Sorts and Kris and, oh my God Time to fuck out. We gotta like do a brief pause T address the fact that weeks ago at this point, but it's still heavy on my mind. Sand ofal got caught on his own camera on his own home surveillance camera pushing his I'm assuming now ex girlfriend's father into his lit Fire pit. I'm sure y' all know about this. I just feel like it needs to be on record of me like acknowledging how wild that is, especially given the fact that This seemingly only came out this footage because Sanibal was trying to get a restraining order against his ex girlfriend, Victoria and this came out first and then the video came out and him getting like going back and forth screaming at her daddy. It's like her, her dad and Sand ofal in his backyard He's screaming O Santaal was also claiming like this is my home. She needs to leave, etceta. I guess it's been proven. I don't know. someomebody said that Victoria goes fifty fifty on the home. Her name is on it as well. They're going back and forth, Victoria's dad and Sant ofal. And then at some point during the screaming, Sandafall looks over it And Victorian is like, arere you recording And he tries to take the phone out of her hand. Obviously his her daddy's not going let what seems like a potential domestic situation happen. And so he gets up and tries to mediate the situation. This turns into Santoval pushing him. He does a back somersault y'all into this fire pit. Thank God, he didn't turnurn a flame. We didn't have to stop drop and roll. He gets up. Now here's the real wild part And it's like not funny, but it's like, bro. Sandoval then, after pushing this old ass man into a back tuuck over a fire pit, then runs to the screen door and tries to slam it behind. you know, like a bad kid who knows they're about to get a whoop in. L they didit something else and they're like, okay, if I just close a screen door that gives me about another half second. for that my pants get hot for our cheeks get slapped and spanked here. And that's exactly what happened. that band got up immediately. and then all you heard was Victoria seeing what happened and being like, No Please st It's not funny But it's just so wild I tried to talk to any Pellegrino into doing a special about it because like I don't know for some reason Out of all the people if you could do an entire episode about Sandval pushing a man backwards into a fire pit, I don't know, in my mind, Danny Pellegrineo' the only person I want to know hear from, I just think it would be very interesting And I mean that is the highest compliment. but let's just u Wow That image will be for me with me at least, you know. For the next couple weeks, there's a lot going on in this country and in this world. so But it stuck with me. And the fact that it' suuck with me all this long tells you how wild I think it is. Anyway, back to Sortz. Schwartz and Kristen are talking about like Janet, if she's getting anxiety and that's why she's walking away, that's totally fine But But she's not helping herself. Why does she keep doubling down on like this anti dany behavior Michelle tries to stick up for Janet and says, well, I mean, listen, it's not just Janet. everyone has a problem with Danny Schwart says that's not constructive. Please don't say that And I don't know, it's just like awkward. like These people do not find Danny to be uncomfortable. Sorts, Kristen But everybody else does. But then it does get a little bit confusing because Danny does I don't know. I'm un clear on where I stand on this, but I think I'm still anti danny In a confessional, Nia is now Loki, not even Loki trying to find a correlation as to why Michelle shouldn't say that Danny makes people uncomfortable because if we remember Last year when we were on a party bus, Jesse, the man who you were actively trying to get a divorce from, was twerking on a party bus and he was making everybody uncomfortable and he was getting on Jason. and nobody says anything about that. Nobody's actually said anything about that since the day had happened. Well, Nia That might signal to you that Nobody was bothered by it except for you, which fair enough, but let's not act like this is some big thing that we're now covering for Jesie And Daddy's the only person who gets I don't think anybody had an issue with Jesse drunkenly twirking around on a party bus I think that's a problem. I think I think that's the issue. It's not a one to one if nobody cares If nobody's uncomfortable, it's not the same thing. You see what that means? also That aint got shit to do with Michelle. Like she don't w want to be with that man. So why does she have to be responsible for him to and his flat ass? Last year He was the one who didn't want to divorce her. She was ready to sign those papers. Speaking of Jessie, Lacey arrives. She came late. She meets everybody down by the pool. Wig's there, Jasmine's there. She's asking, what have I missed? And they're like, Oh, we don't know. We're having a good day. Janet seent us some text message. I don't know something's going on We don't know what she's talking about, though Lala and Brittneany are on the beach getting to do the best thing that's ever happened on the show in Valley history, which is they're on the beach with Luke because they get to release little baby turtles back into the ocean. That's actually really cute. Why didn't everybody go do that? Brittney then does ask Luke, how is Kriston doing And she tries to tell him like, bro, I'm coming from a place of a woman who's had a baby and got my body back and You need to remember she's in the thick of it right now and that's gonna change. This is a very temporary thing. Time flies when you have kids Like, Cuise is almost five. likeike, how did that happen while I was like, look at you You've got new boobs I feel like u what's it D Luke What what are we going do about them? I feel like he's been hearing You have to understand and have a lot more compassion than you're having for Kristen and the fact she pushed out your baby and she's very clearly dealing with some postpartum situations Like at the very least, you guys need to consider Thraapy Why we're not considering that? I don't know Um, but And I'm just like, I'm just over him Sounds I feel like it's gonna listen. So I don't wantan to hear it either I really don't Some of the group goes shopping like Jessie, Michelle, Kristen, Janet, you know, moping around. She doesn't really want to participate, but you know There's only one van back to the resort girl. So Jessse and Michelle are really the only people who are having good time. They're trying to shop for Isabella, get her a little bracelet or whatever. But when they get to the register, Michelle's like, you know, we're having a really good time right now How about when Lacey arrives, let's try to keep these good vibes going And Jessse's basically like, well, that's on you And that's really U your responsibility I know it's gonna be difficult, but that's really on you. And Michelle's like, it's actually not on me. It's on us And then she tries to tell him, listen, it's a little awkward for me to have to watch you and Lacey be affectionate with each other Can you try to not do it in front of my face And you know, I really loathe to give Jessie any kind of credit But he does, you know, bring up a point of You know, when you had that bug eyed boyfriend Erin last year Y'all are very lovey dovey in front of me and I just kind of had to suck it up and so you might have to do the same gly So you know, I hate R. I hate to be Pro Jessse or whatever. enngage in pro Jessse sentiments However, like that is a fair point. like you Both have now been in relationships and this is sort of Par for the course. likeike he did have to kind of sit there and eat it think he cared But you can't really tell him not to do something that you did as well. And that hurts for me to say, but here we are Here's my other thing for Michelle is don't let them in have anything. Don't give him any cards. Don't let him catch you slipping. Do not admit to any sort of thing that Jesse can have one over on you, even if it's emotionally Never let that man catch you slipping Don't ever say I'm having an emotion And I'm feeling some type of way about you being in a relationship because that to him is just like I could tell, I didn't even have to look. He's probably getting bricked up in his pants at the idea of having one over on Michelle. I know he did Even if this is an emotional breickup, I can feel it But after that everybody goes down to the beach and I mean, Kristen truly We got the old Dotie back because she looked at that beach and thought of Vanerpump past and all the times she and Stassy and Possibly Christina Kelly, maybe Katie would take their tops off and run into the ocean, you know, Stucy's birthday or whatever. And she was like, I'm gonna do it She's running. She's like, I completely forgot about my postpartum body notothing like haking your tates in the fresh ocean water And then Michelle's like, you know what? I'm going to do it too. She tellells Jessse donon't look at me taking my clothes off and he's like, I'm not gonna to look at you I'm not And then he goes, well, I guess this is going to be great for your real estate career She runs into the water Janet's like, Jesse, you must think about that every day Meaning her body, and he's like, not really Janet, speaking of Bricked up, we know Janet loves Michelle. She says int a conffessional. in her mind Michelle running into the ocean is happening in slow motion and her hair's blowing in the breeze I just love Michelle She's my dream woman, she says. So it's topless Kristen, topless Michelle, and Stewards who's posted up By the shore on the sand like Neil the Sal with his ass crack out. just beach. There's no other word to say. just Letting letting the water take them in Everybody goes back to the hotel. We're getting ready for Zach's birthday night And the theme is slut So whenever you or your most ludy in your lifetime, dress like that era Jesse tells Lacey His sluty era was like late nineties, early two thousands, and Lacey was like, o okay, I was gonna say early seventies But then she asks what happened with Janet and Jesie's like, well, everyone went on the attack and Janet R ran out of the car and across the street I didn't even think she was coming back acts like they were fifty miles per hour down the highway and she like let the door open and just tucked and rolled out He literally says that girl's got some sprint I could not express how much. She's simply walking slowly away But then Lisy tells Jessie about the text that she heard Janet was sending to Britany about Chris and throwing them under the bus and being like, oh, well, you know who really needs to watch her drinking? Brittneany does Jasmine does Wig does And Jesse says the only person who actually mentioned Britneany was me, but That was the first name that Kristen mentioned And Lacey tells Jessie, you gotta get off the Brittneany train. Let it go So back in the girls suite One, Michelle's drunk And two, she's now having to deliver the information about what happened at lunch and how it got really heated and people were putting all the blame on Janet So then Janet says, Kristen said, if we were going to talk about anybody's drinking, maybe we need to talk about Brittneany and Jasmine and Wig. And Michelle confirms like, yeah, that is what she said. Now Brittany's like Christ said ait I'm going to cross. 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I literally just had a conversation with Kristen and she said, Brittneany, you're my number one So we do see a flashback from the week earlier where Brittneany' telling Kristen, I would like to get support from you as well. because my thoughts and feelings are valid too. and Kristen's like, absolutely, you're literally my number one. So not good Jan iss telling everybody, it's insane It's like Chrisin's on the payroll What can they afford? What payroll? I feel like I don't Family who's making the most amount of money from that family are probably the twins who are playing, you know, a Marary Kate Ashley style singular child role on young Sheldon they play like the baby on youram Sheldon. So I feel like they're probably making more money. than Mia or Danny posossibly even combined. So There's a In Nia and Danny's room, Nia tells Danny, Janet pretty much said that between her and Michelle There are a few people in the friend group who don't feel comfortable when you drink Daniel And Danny's like, Well, that's really funny. I'm laughing ' everybody's like, no one cares you drink. They actually told me that. And he is like, who said that? Tell me right now Here's the thing about Nia is that In these moments where Danny's trying to say, nobody actually has a problem. They told me that Now granted they kind of did She's like, well show me the receiptsa who said that because apparently it's everybody, but it it is feeling giving is that all season Mia does low key enngage in behaviors that would make you believe One believe that she fully sees the validity in what Janet is saying and has this whole time and she fully sees the validity in what Lala hass been saying about Danny. You speak to Nia real crazy when you're drinking. you act outside of your character. And she's saying it to him. L in this moment, how I would think she fully cosigns everybody and she's not teeam Danny at all, but then like she is two people. But it's almost not even a way of like in a Marriage, partnership I'm gonna back you up in public but then like correct you in private It's not even that It's like I would be a little confused if I were Danny and I'm not siding with him on where Neia did because I'm telling you, nobody has an issue with it and everybody said that and you're like, I don't believe you, that's not true. That's not true because that's not what they said very fascinating. But okay, so there is the flashback where Danny went down. to talk to Wig, Jasmine, Melissa This was in front of Lala and they were all like, we don't care if you drink Anny. They did say that, but I think the context makes context missing here. is that They They were talking about it in the context of him hiding his drinking. Like this was a conversation about Wig being like, Hey, you said you didn't drink at my party. Benji said he did Hey, we saw an empty white clw can. you're saying it's not yours, but then us as the audience are hearing you whiz by everybody with what appears to be a white clw can past the cameras going into the bathroom and then you hear a can click So They' I think what they're saying is you don't need to hide your drinking That's not the issue Stop hiding. We're not having a problem with you drinking. It's the behavior that you engage in You don't have to sneak I think they're saying you can drink within the context of like, don't feel like you have to go behind our backs to do it. Benia tells him, like once again, they're like, o, what do we do tonight? How do we approach the situation? Nia says, let's just try to have some fun, you know, get some positive energy out there. And Danny almost starts crying and it's like, I almost rather go home, hang out with my kids. Like yeah, almost Wh you're crying is I'd almost rather be a parent than be here A Ss a bitaz Then we go over to the guy's room, Benjie wig and shorts Sorts He's in white face. I don't know what he's doing. He looks like that kid who like years ago was like, I'm a total Do you remember that turtle cat? That's what he looks like now The explanation is that shorts feels like There's some sexy Gothman within him. he's always felt this way As we know, this man is now forty four years old, so he feels like this might be his last chance to let This man out, the least sexy man O the planet For Schwartz to be objectively O of the more attractive men on this cast and yet we get him in any sort of form outside of himself and it goes from Mart I'm pretty good looking dude hideous. So quickly. And so drastically It's actually incredible The drag show that they did. H and that, those Th those round glasses and that hideous bob. And then here we are he looks so stupid. And thank God, I need something to laugh at. So Jasmine and Melissa decide that Wig deserves a party bus in his favorite theme, which is gay pride. So it's rainbows, rainbows everywhere and those like little suction dildos that you can stick Um, you know For his or her pleasure So it's like. What are those hop on hop off tourist buses, which actually I was like, Damn, had it not been for the wig crack of the century This would have been a really fun a great idea. You got like the rooftop And, you know, if people want to be a little bit more chill or You know, if somebody hates the other person, you have a whole other section where you can go downstairs Michelle is continuing to be drunk. She is young, wild, and free and that includes her nipples She's wearing a very loose top and so with the wind, And we're, you know, we're driving, we're cruising Um Both Both of them are free They're like Michelle Base. Both of ear tents are out, please Jesie's now acting concerned I don't know what's going on with Michelle. This is very off brand behavior for her. I was married to her for five years I don't know that I've ever seen her naked. We went to Capri half a dozen times and she's never been topless. and that was in the Italian Rivie era Its way this man cannot help The be dchbag Oh. Brittney turns around and tells Jessie, you owe me a fucking apology for last night I was confused about you believing Jax Jesse says, I'm just sick and tired of the Danny and Nia shit. And Brittneany' like, it's not even about that. It's about the way you treated me. Jessie tells her I was not trying to group you in his jacks and Brittneany's like, Do you realize what I went through Now Lacey's team Brittney. O really she's just on any team that has Jessie on the opposite side of it, but she tells Jessie, yeah, you're lumping her in with Jax. That's not fair. donon't do that. He's obviously an abomination So Britneany says in a confessional, it's theelulu land for Jesse to believe them. And I just really think he's trying to stir the pot. and believe whatever Jax is telling him But I love I love Lacey. This is why I love that she's around ' she puts Jesie in his place and she realizes how freaking dumb this is So Jesse tells Brittneany, the truth is I've been holding resentment for you for over a year. because you were standing behind Michelle He means literally. you literally were standing behind her at Yamashiro Jesse, please let us go Because this doesn't even make sense. L You had Lacey show up to the finale It was Michelle's event for whatever reason Lacy shows up before they finish filming. We already know this is true because Jesie tried to yell at production and be like, we're done filming. cameras are down. and the producers were like, No, they're not, Jessse So Michelle pops off. I'm not particularly surprised about that And you've been holding resentment for Brittneany for simply being in support of her friend, Michelle. This is what I'm hearing. and so you've decided to make up some a rumor or some truth in your mind that Brittneany somehow decided to Take every put everything aside for what Jackax has done to her, which is probably the worst possible things and carry a bone for him. Continue continontue to carry this bone onto the shell. and do his bidding against Danny. This is what you believe to be true Also, Jesie Are you still friends with Jaxs because that would make that whole thing even more ridiculous if you were maintaining a relationship with the man who said he absolutely wanted to take Danny down and then you're crucifying Brittneany for it They're still friends, aren't they? I feel like Jesse and Jack are still friends to this day. Lacey tries to mediate and is like, listen, I did Britany feel some type of way about the wholeo Yamashiro situation Um, but I don't want to talk about it and all this is going to do is trigger Michelle because Brittney brings up the point of the only reason why I was only you was backing Michelle at the time was because I had heard that despite the fact that Ewan Michelle had made a promise or rather you made Michelle promise that she wouldn't bring any guy around Isabella without introducing You too, you decided to go behind Michelle's back and introduce Lacey to Isabella and they were so comfortable that Isabella at that point was braiding her hair So that was what I took issue with, and that's why I was standing in support of Michelle So Lacy's like, I really don't want to talk about old shit. you know, we've moved past it. I think Brittney's lovely Jessie You defending me and hurting Brittany's feelings in the process is not acceptable. so don't compare her to Jackax ever again. And then Lacey says in a confessional, Jessse's not wrong, his delivery is wrong, pase It's like, truly, you never know where you land with people on this show. You really don't. Aong R Everything is all right. So Jessie apologizes to Brittany and tells her, listen, you did not deserve that shit last night and I should not have jumped into a conversation. So then we go back to the top level the double deecker where Wig is officially drunk, he's really trying to shake ass and party. and then he yells Oh my God, a bird shit on me. Now Jaspind breaks apart a takeout box. onene of those recyclable takeout boxes and is now trying to wipe the bird shit off of wigs shoulder and he's like, oh, you know what is actually working clunk Wig gets hit by a street sign. He's down immediately. wig down Wig split Producers' like, oh my God, Wig saying is my head, what do I hold What do I hold Melissa then goes downstairs to tell the rest of the crew like, Zach needs stitches. We gott to go to the hospital right now. He just got hit by street sign There's blood everywhere. He's got towel. I guess they've found a towel somethingomething that they could put on on top of his wig And he's bleeding right through. It mean it's so much blood Zack is trying to rally and it's like, I'm not even in pain. Could we just have a doctor meet us at the club and check me out? Like, I'm fine. I'm not even bleeding anymore? they end up pulling up to like a hospital That's close to the club Or maybe Wig just thought they were at a hospital slash club situation. I don't know. But at this point, Lala and Brittneany, I thinkig Kristen are like, you know what It really took the wind out of our sails. We're not really trying to Py right now. And Wig here, sis. Benji's on top of him like putting, you know, pressing down the pad on his bleeding head. and he goes, Benjy turn me around. Benji, turn me around turnurn me around, Bgggie Listen, if you guys don't go on on my birthday, none of you guys are true friends There's a medic around here. I'm going to go And I'm going to meet you at the club Go have fun and if you don't, I'll literally castrate all of you So they have to leave they're like, okay, w. We're gonna to go and party Jessse's handing Wig a pink deal though on the way out tells him bring it to the hospital for good luck So when did they get to the club? I mean, people are already wased. They decide Let's take a shot for a wig And then Lacey is like off with Jessse saying, I just wish we were in our happy bubble We're already in hell We don't have to dig deeper And then Lacey tells some story in a confessional about how she It doesn't really want to party but then has some story about partying and skipping school or should have been studying, but then hung out with a pre lady Gaga, lady Gaga at the club I don't know Lacey's got stories and honestly, I wasn't really listening to them shhout out to Lady Gago though, L her We go back briefly to Wig and Benji. He's still holding the tap of his head, walking into the hospital, saying, I wonder if I can get a brand deal here For what? Mexican emergency room. what deal The stitches I don't know what happened. So Danny and Neo show up late because they're always on their own time. So when they show up to the club, Luke tells them, Hey, Zach had his head open. We were having a great time. He got shit on by a bird and then assigned him on the top of the head. He's going to show up later though. Don't worry about it When Britneie's wasted, she's trying to explain to the girls that she feels some type of way about Chrisen saying that she is wasted all the time Now she's drunk But then she's like, you know what? Tonight's about having fun and I'm ready to party Were then we're very quickly in the dark side And this is like a Nia induced dark side, I feel like I h to say it Nia, but I feel like you kind of spring this on Danny starts dancing. 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