Brian and the Polo Match Incident

Rosie, you are trying to coach Rula to do what I think that we all agree that Rula did not know about this.. And she definitely was believing things and you know want to believe her. How would this work? If Brian could just admit when it ended officially We can all agree that Rula did not know it was continuing to go on and then Joelen will not keep bringing stuff stuff And then we can all just like move forward. She doesn't know what it end. When did it end Unfortunately, because of the noonisclosure, I can't speak of that. No, no, no, no, no.sly ridiculous.. I can tell you the. can tell you you don't want to say it. I can What I will say I have not seen my former partnered since October of last year. Okay Al right Hey guys and welcome back to another episode here at everyveryone's Business with mine. And unfortunately, the last of our episodes of season one of Real Housewives of Rhode Island. I mean, I think it's safe to say we can give our girls a solid A. for their entire season and part two of the reunion did not disappoint. It was C I feel like we have people realizing things in real time that they thought were true and were not. And I'm mostly talking about Rula Wow. So let's get into it Rula, we left off. She was getting buck or there was an attempted buck, an attempted buckup on behalf of Rula. We know she'n nott about to do anything. Okaykay All bark. And what you're barking at is the most embarrassing thing possible is that you have to be like, no, okay, but my husband aside, Brian aside Let's leave him out of a cheating conversation because I want to focus on you, Joe Ellen, person who I keep calling a whore with no receipts whatsoever. And my God, Rula, could you have not picked the last person literally the last person on the planet to do this with? The woman who has every receipt about your husband There is no Brian aside, girl. There is no separate conversation. It's all intertwined. It is so bad for her Ugh. You saying we already know what he did. He made a mistake, a bad mistake. A series of bad choices And then she's screaming at Joell and, my life is so fucking interested. You can't stop making it your business Liz feels like maybe Jo Helen is underhanded, mayaybe there's some intentionality on her behalf and she does tell Joell and listen, you're not really sounding like somebody who had good intentions And Joe Ellen says it started off that way andless it's like girl, No Everyone knows That's not true Here's my thing with Liz because I know she's become top dog to bottom of the barrel for quite a lot of people on this show with regard to her reputation and there have been rumors both sides that either Liz quit the show or was going to going into season two and has been convinced to say I Ttally understand everybody's criticism of Liz. I get it But I do I'm not fully of the opinion that if she's as bad as what peopleople think I think we can all say that Liz is a horrible communicator Re not great at it. L she's sometimes really good and sometimes really bad And when it comes to advocating for herself, she's like really bad When it comes to other people's shit, she seems pretty decent at it, but I feel like I felt there were things that Liz was trying to communicate about Jo Ellen that I think we might need to listen to. And I think in season two, maybe Liz might be I don't want to say vindicated, but I think understood a little bit more. So that's where I stand with Elizabeth I don't fully hate her. I don't think she's fully an enemy I do think that there's like, she might have like little bits and pieces of points here and there But we'll see, maybe I can be corrected. Anyway, Rula keeps hoting and hoering about how Joe Owen's hor, everybody knows it. Jowen does not give one fuck. She's like, this girl got a new nose and a new personality. Oh Anie's like, let's switch otherers. Rosie, when will your house be completed? Is like please. She says Rich says mid July Andy asks where are we at with the square footage. Rosie says Rich tells me to keep saying five thousand square feet. We're sticking to it. Ady then ased Kelsey, is that satisfactory to you? Is she want to sit there and be like, Oh C. For Annie Coen to be like, well, it seems like you do, girl. Kelsey, think about that. Let's reflect on that when we get home Then I'm trying to figure out, Kelsey, how do you know the previous owner' plans for the home Rosie now lives in? How would you have that information Rosie tries to get off stage and be like, you know what I'm just gonna get my stuff because I can't deal with this. Andy tells her she's got to sit back down So she does and Rosie's like, she just Kelsey's just this random shit, I don't like it. It's too much. So Andy asks Rosie why oh, Dolores, I guess, went on media interviews, said that Rosie was the reason why She was not around to film Rhode Island that much because Rosie didn't like her Rosie asks Andy, do I have power in that at all? Anddy's like, no You actually don't. So Rosie' like, you know, see, this is why it need my binder Andy then says, why didn't you like Dolores? and Rosie says, I've met her a handful of times. I thought she was nice every time. So I was actually really surprised to hear all this Then Any gives Roseie the viewer question of I think you're the first housewife ever to admit to bleeding out of your butthole. So did you really leave your job because you had to wear diapers a wild series of words to say Rosie says she was on medical leave because she had colitis. and then she kind of realized, hey, I've been waking up at two o'clock in the morning for years now. It feels really great to not have to do that. So then Kelsey's like, Andy asks Helsey, do you still believe that that is a reason why Rosie quit her job or do you are still sticking to her having slept with them higher up? So Kelsey says, I just don't think it's necessarily as clean as she's describing it. L, I don't think she's describing it as very clean. She keeps saying I had to wear diapers. I couldn't stop shitting myself I don't know what Gilseie wants you're getting little bits of information that don't really seem to have emanated from anything other than your mind, really, for the most part The way that these women dig up information on the other one, like I do appreciate it, but it is interesting, but Kelsey, I just don't know what you were doing here. I'm sticking with my tinfoil hat theory that Kelsey saw direct competition with Kelsey in hello. Kelsey saw direct competition with Rosie with regard to this show and remaining as a cast member and that's really all this is. I feel like Kelsey's got nothing else to go on. So I'm really hopeful that Kelsey gets on the good foot next season and befriends Rosie. And here's the thing, like Rosie's fine. I'm not like, oh, I love Rosie. Like Kelsey being whacked to Rosie doesn't really make me like Rosie more She's still kind of like middle of the road for me, but like Kelsey, you've got to get on the wedding team. if only for yourself. Sve yourself, spare yourself from having to get red to Pilth. By Rosie, it's too easy for her and you gotta stop it. It's like lightwk for her. It's truly nothing Kelsey tries to theer that maybe it's not the television anchor higher up, whoever, maybe it's more the basketball coach. and that was the situation. And then she says that there were some ruined relationships between Rosie and her colleagues because of some sort of incident, some elusive incident that we get no details to as to what it is or why the fuck Kelsey would know. But then she's like, No, I don't think that's necessarily why she left Rosie says I have the documentation in my briefcase in the back. So we see a few hours ago, when the girls were getting glam ready for the reunion, Rosie had a full Crystallized reefcase like Parisil used to do with her T mobile sidekicks that looked like an old eighties boom box, but you know, it was like silver, purple and pink, very rosy coated. And I think it said Rosie's records. we didn't get a clean shot of it. I wish we had Back on stage, we switch back to Alicia and her love story. with Billy, which she very quickly says was not a love story. He was a soca H talalking is very persistent And that's how he won me over. So a real buuilt for the fairy tale books. She says he beat me down metaphorically, metaphorically Andmy asks is there a wedding date now? She says no, but at the very least I'm talking about it, which is something I never did before. She wants to do because Billy's Greek, a little mamaia style Greek Italian wedding situation, which I think is Honestly perfect for her, given all the ants and all of that Andy asks if she's up to anything. Alicia says she's working on a cracker line. He's like, who are you working with? You know oyster crackers? them You don't know the brand girl I don't know, I'm surprisediven what Alicia says about her finances. I'm truly not shocked. Anny wants to get into Alicia's diet first. L do you consume protein at any point in your day? she's like, No, I eat almonds. And he's like, what Allements Elements Almonds, Annie. Oh Then we bring up finances And all the people on the stage were like, baby girl You really might wantna like che a look at the ledgers baby. You're making a lot of money right now bothoth from the show, wink, wink, and also this lady is on cameo kill in the gang. She's absolutely incredible. So she says that she now has a lady who is like in an office somewhere who handles her finances. Her name is Sarah. Th Andy askses anybody at the stage have a prenup? Nobody raises her hand except for Rula. She says that she and Brian have preus. Thank God. The smarartest thing we've heard rula say This whole time But I mean all season, not just this reunion Andny then asks Alicia, is your name on the house yet? And she's like, no, it's like a trust and that's what frustrates me because I just want to do it the old school way. Rula tries to explain it because you know, she works in finances, so she's like mortgage, mortgage, whatever. But Alicia's like, the de, lights out. She's not listening. And she says, you know, because Billy's an attorney, he uses all this technical speech and then I get bored And I feel like Bailey uses that to his advantage Romsy says she's on half the house. Her name's on half the house. She used the sale of the place that she used to live in to put it, you know into the purchase of this home. Kelsey and Joe Ellen both start looking at each other like that's capap or whatever. Rosie I guess Kelsey's issue is that Rosie out of mortgage See, Kelsey, you need to like live in the world and like grow up a little bit because you this is not Who did at Lisa Lisa Hxin from Miami. Remember when they were like, oh, you have a mortgage on your home? And she's like, how dare you, we don't have a mortgage? And then everybody on stage was like, girl Mortgages are very normal. It like doesn't even really matter how wealthy you are. It's not like a sign of not having money. It's a pretty much standard practice. And then she's like, o So I feel like this is like Kelsey thinks that like not having a mortgage is a flex. I mean, I guess it's a flex, but you know, it's like not not a flex to have one It's crazing Most people do So Ros is like, I don't understand what the issue is now, Kelsey, yeah, we got a mortgage on the house. It's really not a big deal Andy's like, Kelsey, did you look up her mortgage information? Someone sent it to me. and Rosie's like, Yeah, Gary. Jon's husband sent it to you because he works in mortgages. I'm bored of this whole Kelsey V Rosie, V house mortgage thing because Kelsea, you don't have one. Like all of this could be explained. L I could just lob that ball right over to your court and say, you don't have any of this shit So why are you worried about what I got going on? And that's a very fair question that would immediately shut all this down. So we move on I'm moving on anyway. The guys are backstage getting ready. Brian's on the phone texting somebody. One of the guys is like Brian, who are you texting Now he's laughing, but it's like truly anyone's guess, knowing this man. Bill saying to the guys that Kelsey's h his little slam pick great. Billy tellelling the guys, you know what I liked about the fight? Because in the back round, all you could hear was Jared and they're like, oh no, that was a second fight between Kelsey and Rosie. That was the fight at Audrey's on trivia night Now I do like this information, although I do think this is maybe just Alicia and Billy's dynamic. Be I'm constantly like, why are we watching what appears to be or what is presented to us as these first time conversations about like if the girls The housewives go and they get into a fight And then we see the scene where one of the housewives is telling her husband what went on. I always think like surely is not the first time They e hur getting a download on this information It seems like with Billy, it isn' that Alicia would just come home and be like it was so bad and like not tell him anything and not want to talk about it. I do think she might be a one off situation though. like every time they do it with like Terry and Heather DeBro, I'm like, girl I know you were cutting up. You two were cutting up on FaceTime before she even Got back home all the way to Los Angeles. She got a long ride from Orange County to Los Angeles. She got in that black car and Faceetime you, and'all were giggling about it And like good for them. But then don't come back and be like, o, Terry, I'm giving you this brand new information. Stop lying to me Anyway, we gotta move on. My only relationship advice to Billy and Alicia is start gossiping with each other. I genuinely feel like that's a cornerstone of a good relationship. Like if you guys can come home to each other and be like Sure Guess what happened? That's like fun. Not to take it back to Smmer House, but just really quickly. I was always like, okay, when people were like, we hate Ben, Boo, boo. why is he telling Sabrina Bell all the information about what's going on in Smmer House? I'm thinking, Dg, if y'all were in that summer house and every weekend, you were victim to to a married couple fighting in a way that stuns the whole table to silence You would be running back to the city and telling your misses too So I never really understood that anyway Wild information from Kelsey's pageant era. So we knew that her having a brain tumor and also being in the Miss Rhode Island pageant was sort of around the same time. She lets us know the real timeline, which is that she got into the accident and obviously got the cAT scan free pageant That's when she learned she has The brain a brain team were the size of a golf ball She decided, however, I still want to be in that pageant. So she decided to just hold off on her brain surgery until after so she could compete Had she not gotten it Roved, she could have lost her peripheral vision Now Rosie did seem suspicious of that information, but I caught that face of like, hm, is that true But it's a wild story regardless I mean, now that I think about it That's a big tumor to only lose your peripheral. I don't know, I'm not a doctor. neverever mind. Now then Kelsey gets asked about an escort service that was I guess using her name or maybe it was just like one person. Now this is confusing to me Kelsey says she might know who this person is, although she then says that she doesn't. I don't know. She says she's not an escort but that somebody posossibly in her circle likeike a Boston circle that was hanging out with the same crew that Kelsey was hanging out with may have like used her photos and stuff to catfish people I'm confused Then Kelsey's asked to explain the agreement with her ex. She says there was no formal agreement, which is why she's not agreeing with the term polyamory to describe the relationship because what had happened was she would learn about different ladies along the way And then it would go away and then she says, you know, at one point it just kind of became a free for all Now then she says that her coworker in Florida actually Ended the relationship with this man in like twenty twenty. So why did you mention it on the show then So I'm also confused about that. Kelsey did say that she met this lady And they both made the mutual decision to like not post about the ex online. So then it kind of became an out ofide out of mind thing for her And also that this dude used to date Paula Abdul before Kelsey. And then Kelsey's also like, I guess they've since had a friendship call it and the X. Kelsey iss like, Slept over at Paula Adell's house or something Paula is truly the great grandmother of Bravo. Not only is she H she shared an ex with Kelsey, she also could have been U Lindseay Hubbards Mother in law The lore goes crazy and then we have Hey Paula on Bravo, which God, I wish Can we access Hy Paula on Peacock? if we can', o, I'm doing that on Patreon. So then Kelsey says that the ex was actually down to film with the show, for the show, with her and had tested with her until he found out that it was officially going to be real housewives because he didn't want like to not have control but he also really likes the housewives and watches it. So I'm just very confused Whatever. he seems to be out of the picture officially. She's free He's cut all the financials strings Kelsey now pays for her own health insurance, she lives with Bill, and he pays for her car. So great. And then we gotta get back to the real meat and potatoes, right? Andandy turns to Rlla and asks, How are you and Brian doing? Now she says a lot better If this is a lot better than my God. She also says day by day, we're working on things. So Annie's like, okay, by a show of hands ladies, who thinks Rula was really sick? Everybody does raise their hands, but it seems like they only raise their hands because they think this was a stress induced Sickness. So yeah, we believe she was sick, but it was definitely because of Brian in his slampig ass Now here's an additional thing that I found deeply embarrassing about this whole rule of thing, like, okay Brian obbviously Joe Ellen constantly pulling out receipts. That would be a very close secondcond And then here's the third thing that's arrived For me anyway, which is that Ashley who seems like a little like definition of a Disney adult It can't even help but be sarcastic about your situation, girl. Like she's like it was stress ands for sure. She's sitting at the end of the couch being like, rle up polleice Stop this charade. When even she can't give up the ghost on you girl, like let it figure it out. we got to find a different strategy. Here's the other thing about Rula is that I My metric for what makes a great housewife, generally speaking, is a housewife who is both hyper aware of the cameras and like has an idea in their mind of how they want to come off. It's like very structured but then everything falls apart for them and there's really like nothing. It's like they come to Uh, you know, it's like walking into a place with like a very tender jar, a glass jar of marbles And you're holding it tight and that's your reputation, how you come off in personality, and then it just like breaks under the pressure. And then all the marbles are just everywhere. And we see you for who you are. And that could be enjoyable, like personally, I find Karen Hugar to be one of the best to ever do it, or it could be not enjoyable like a Jen Shaw situation Um, I really find Rula's personality to be something that jibes with me personally. So like I'm not calling Rula a fraud. I'm just saying like it's hyper aware, but hyper unaware, negative in a Jens Shaw manner. Like Jenshaw would just be in that pile I just can't think of anybody else But don't say don't think that I think Rul is going to be in prison because I don't But like to make an example out of Karen, I'm not talking about the DUI either also, but it's also things like Karen trying to hold the line on this she's not cheating on Ray thing when everybody knows like she obviously is. And she's just like, well We are doing things, Sand. Itust like, okay, I guess we're gonna move on. It's like a step above delusion. It's in the universe of delusion, but there's a different strain of it that happens with the den' housewives, whether you love him or hate them So back to Rula, Andy asked, do you agree that Brian was showing out the entire summer. And Ra was like, I don't know, but what I do know is that Brian was saying and doing things so that she, the mistress, wouldn't go buck wild. So Andy then says, Well because this is what Brian's telling you, were you able to discount what Joellen was telling you? And she says, yeah Rula then blames Jo Ellen for art of the reason why she was getting sick all the time and why she lost all her weight. and she says I just wish the people would, you know, like try to realize that we're working on things We had a tracking app on each other, and so I knew when he was coming home and when he would be at work So Annie's like, okay, but if you had each other's locations Then why did Brian put a tracker on your car I have no idea And Joellen says, do you remember that I told you? Ryan put a tracker on you Now real it has to act like Maybe I don't I don't really know Baby, I don't think you go on with your life not having the memory just breezing by somebody's saying in front of your husband, by the way, because we see in the flashback, it's at Polo where Joellen is saying right in front of Brian, don't you track her Because you told the mistress that you did. And Brian goes, that was a long time ago I don't track her, and Joellen says, Well, that's what she told me a week ago. So on stage, Joe Ellen says that theress mistress told her Brian put a tracker on Rilla's car to make sure that she didn't show up to any places that they were on dates together Rullet says that Brian was trying to like cool things off of the girl and keep her at bay That's why you had a tracker put on your car. See, this is Andy wants to move on to Alicia's Spanish teacher, who is Brian's ex wife. She said that she heard There was an affair with Rula and Brian behind the Spanish teacher's back. and she really hated that because she really liked her Spanish teacher Now this is where shit gets like o my Rula This is the worst of it all We get to the read and we find the worst information of all Rula says no, there was no crossover with the Spanish teacher that Brian was divorced a year or two By the time she even met him Now Joe Owens's like, okay, well, when was this? When did you meet Brian I don't I don't know why this met. I don't remember. She eventually says Brian was already done with his relationship, his marriage with the Spanish teacher. That was wrapped up by twenty ten. She met Brian in twenty thirteen. They're married by twenty sixteen. Joellllen says, I have documentation that Brian didn't even get divorced until March of twenty sixteen. So when did you guys get married? What's the date of your marriage anniversary Ask Brian, that's none of your business. She like doesn't want to answer when she got married to this man and you're directing it toward Ryan because now you, I think, are realizing in real time, there was some crossover girl. Jo's like, I don't know. Why you can't just say when your anniversary is it really shouldn't be that hard Doesn't everybody know when their marriage anniversary is? I don't know why that's a hard question. Rule it says, I'm one hundred percent legally married, and Joe Allen's like, okay, you can't say the date Jo Ellen, it's none of your business And Joe Ollen's like, Okay, when did you get pregnant with Brian? Wasn't he legally married then? No, yes, he was. Who the fuck are you?re you psychopath? And Joeen's like, ye I am, thank you. Rulin then says we've been married nine and a half ten years. and Jo Alln's like, okay, well Brian must be a polygamist because he was married to and her at the same time Jo Ellens then says Re reallyally got pregnant in february twenty sixteen. Brian did not get legally divorced until March. Andy asked to see the proof. Jo Ellen hands Andy her phone. She says I got this from Cort Cet. It's like the Rhode Island portal. It's official Much like Alexia going to Miamiade. gov to determine whether that dude Adriana was dating that one season was also divorced Remember when she revealed that she just hadn't gone scrolled all the way down to see that he had officially been divorced, she just like saw what she needed to see and was like, he's lying to you And he wasn't Oh Lord, anyway There's a screenshot that pops up that says december ninth, twenty fifteen, there's a motion for entry or decision pending final judgment out of time And then we jump to March of twenty sixteen, and things really start ramping up. It sounds like there's a filing, a trial, a judgment, stipulation filed, and then everything was kind of finalized from there So What was like, ask him Ask him about that And he tells Rula, I think it's interesting I mean, Ban has lied to you before. Do you think it's possible that he lied to you about the dates And if so, will you be upset Joe Helen says, how would you guys even get married and rule us as we got blessed by the priest and then we did it Okay, did you file anything with the courthouse, ma'am? Was it your priest or was it a priest that Brian found How do you not know? Wouldn't your answer be because we filed it with the courthouse, ma'am, I know it I have a marriage license. That's how. Moving on, the guys come out. There's like brief conversations about Bill confirming that he did use his hands for an entire year in anticipation of waiting for Kelsey in a sexual manner. And Gary's like, hey, thanks for Love in my body, everybody I appreciate that. Dad boards are in Then we get to Jerry because Lizz had revealed in part one that throughrough Rula, she was having a good old time at Block Island while separated from Jerry and met some dude that she went to high school with and they were having a grand old time. Liz also revealed that the very next day Brian and Rula were on the horn with Jerry trying to squeal on her So Jerry gets asked about Dino and the rumors first and he said, I wasn't affected by the rumors, you know, I think he's actually more famous than us at this point and Liz W was, you know, for the wrong reasons. Mhm So then Andy asks about getting the call from Brian and Rula called you Jerry, and he says, Ohh, it was a friend of ours. And Rua is like, seeee, thank I vindicated. But then Jerry goes, But then Brian was put on the phone by the friend and Ruula is like, o o. Well, I wasn't there Jerry had asked, didid Brian tell you that Liz was another man? He said yeah, she was dancing with another man. And we was like, I didn't know that, I didn't know anything about that. I had nothing to do with it Brian says he also didn't know. Why are we believing him? Liz says none of this would have mattered Jerry and I were separated. Jerry's friends were at the club, or wherever the hell she was. I was doing this in front of all of them Nothing to hide. Andmy then switches topics to Alic and Billy, and if their original preup has been amended, Billy laughs and's like, Oh, that's a touchy subject. I think it was like eight years ago that it was drafted and I wish I had handled it differently. And Alicia's like, oh, do you? Okay, that's growth. Now Billy says that back then, he had sent Alicia's attorney something And he said it's just supposed to be a draft And you know, Alicia can have her lawyer look over it. You know, he said they agreed to almost everything that Alicia's lawyer sent back But he thinks that Alicia was just upset that he had asked about a prenup in the first place. No Asia says it's because I'm not a lawyer and I'm mad that I had to do that. Now she admits that a lot of this stuff is like boring to her so she just doesn't want to hear what Billy has to say. And then she also blames Billy for like using technical speak. and he knows that that makes her brain shut down with the money talk. and she was a hairstylist and she didn't have to do with computers and emails and didn't have to report to Sarah, her financial advisor. I don't know this stuff Now Andy's like, who's Sarah? and Billy says it's the office manager, she's a bookkeeper So then I'm like thrilled that they're ask this question, Alicia, because she had posted and deleted an Instagram story that was only up for a few minutes saying, Do you think it's okay if your spouse takes your money and pays bills without asking? And then you never see your money or your check? Billy's laughing. Alicia said, I lifed it up for five minutes because I was mad and I deleted it. But what happened was that Sarah She had to go through there to figure out like what her where her money was going. So she got mad at Billy because she hates that she has' to go through somebody else Billy says I set up an S cororp for Alicia so that when she does her business stuff, she can expense things and she's doing events and stuff because I don't want her to like get hit with a big bill at the end of the year E she's like, he knows that I don't understand that. Andy's like, Billy, I think I kind of I I think I might get your pointed Then we find out that because Alicia is officially driving Selena to dance, Billy then pulls another agreement out of his jacket pocket, saying, Billy gives to Alicia in exchange for up to fifty percent of his shares of pizza mama But there are some obligations you have to fill in with regard to just takeaking Selena and pick her up for dance Aishia says, does my mom count? Billy's like, Yeahah, but just once or twice a week. That's all masking for you. Allicia s saidays she doesn't want to sign it And they're all like, Aishia sign it, sign it, sign it. And he's like, well, maybe read it first. We have had a housewife who didn't read documents that her husband gave her didnidn't go great. And then we go to Brian and Brian's rinse and Brian's tacky ass jacket. And Andy asks Brian, how are you feeling? And this man says I'm feeling great. Sometimes you have to hit rock bottom before the Lord can bring you back up Lord who? What lord do you serve us sir Up. You're a purgatory bitch at best. Andy says some would argue that going on a reality show while an affair is in progress or toward the end would be risky at best Did you think this was going to come out And Brian's like, yeah, of course, but you know, unfortunately due to legal reasons, I can't really comment on that What are the legal reasons, Brian? You, I'm bound by a nondisclosure agreement. I'm in a lawsuit with the individual So Andy does this fake, Ohh, well, let's bring her out. Little gag I feel like I gott to look back, I'm not gonna look back But the information that I was delivered about this NDA at the time was that She had broken the NDA He had made the NDA so that they wouldn't he was trying to get her to like put a muzzle on it with regard to the relationship. and she didn't. and she's still not, as of today, she's still posting vague things on Instagram. And that's why he sued her breach of contract And this happened like maybe a month into airing of the show of the season. So the NDA and the things that he can't speak about are like things that he absolutely caused. He's suing her. O He's so weer for talking about the relationship so therefore he can't talk about the relationship. So Andy asks what the nature of the lawsuit is. I can't speak to that. But Rula says, Well, I can Brian made this individual and another individual part owners of a business to keep them engaged. But this was before the affair Yada yada, yada, they gave their shares back to Brian. What am I forgetting? Jo Ellen taps in and goes, Well, one individual ended up suing Brian. She was a nurse practitioner and she was suing for fin funds and then Brian ended up suing her back And reallyie gets mad and Joen's like, Well, you said, what am I forgetting? I'm just helping you Rulea says well now everybody iss making it their business to go poking around. and Joe Helens's like, yeah, me I do it. I have all the time in the world. I'm unemployed now, thanks to Brian Rula then says that Joellen got fired for using her company card for things that she couldn't afford, which feels like you poking around in her business because how else would you know that? Andy gets messy and asks the other husbands if they would go on TV if they wereiddle in the middle of an affair Unanimously no. So then we get to the polo match There's going to be no resolution to this. I'm just going to tell you what was said, but what was said was gobbly goodook rememember the polo match, they showed up, Brian and Rula, but then Before they even got on the bus that everybody was going go to the polo field, they got on and shout out to Jen Shaw, We were like, o, we have to go to the hospital We think we got to send momom to the hospital, Brian's mother So Andy says, there was a theory online that your mom actually wasn't sick. The phone call was actually from your mistress threatening to show up So you went to calm her down and then you came back to Polo and then In the midst of that, she posted a picture of a Chanel bag in your car with the mashing interior Ryan says You know how we were giving peopleople say you're lying when you're giving too much information, too many details in your story, likeike this is exactly what happens. He says, Well we left Angelos, which is in Cumberland and then we drove to Lincoln. Like why are you explaining this to Andy And you don't know shit about the geography of Rhode Island Like what what relevancy would it have to Andy? So he said they were going from Cumberland to Lincoln because his and no His parents, the ones that were supposed to be going into the hospital We're watching their children. And then somehow Rula They said they were gonna go home, but they didn't go home because Rula didn't want to go home and have the kids see her and then get upset that she was leaving So they decided to just go back to polo So I'm wondering, how are your in laws watching the children and also on the way to the hospital. or thinking they're going to go to the hospital Rula tries to act like she like nobody, neither her or Brian said they were going to go to the hospital or that anybody was going to go to the hospital, even though they did And it His mom didn't even end up going anywhay. So Andy's like, OkayK, well then where did you go? Brian then goes on to be like, Well, my parents live two and a half miles from our house. L the house that Rula said you just didn't go back to because she didn't want to freak the kids out. So where did you go? Joe Ellen says, no, I know about Lincoln Did your dad find bleeps underwear in the bed? And Brnt's like, what are you talking about? Joeln says I have the text messages. So now we got wayayward panties in a bed In your dad's bed in your family bed Oh Rule Even tries to give it back to Jo Eellen and says, how many dirty panties have you left in another men's bed? Sorry, Gary. Jo Ellen says Brian said your buttts smelled like garlic, justust letting you know Where did this come from Where did this come from? Andy's like, well, don't all butts smell Ja's in the corner say, I wish my butt smelled like garlic. not gonna lie. I would love that doing? How does this information get delivered to you, Joe Ellen That her ass smells like garlic She got garlic butt Brian goes back to his lives about where he was on the day of Polo. His mom did or did not go to the hospital, he was riding around in a black hummer all day and then he Switch to the porsche And that the reason why he wasn't wearing his ring is because he was putting gel in his hair. Even Andy was like, I thought you were putting gel in your son's hair And that's why you took the wedding ring off. And Brian's like, well, I took it off of my parents house and then it was in my pocket, and then we went back to my house and we did my hair and that was it. So maybe what Brian is saying is that he and Rula were' on the way to his parents' house, hisis parents that were watching, his kids. He drops Rouul off at their home. becausecause the kids are at the in law's home But then everything was fine. So then he goes back to the home where Rul is by herself, switches cars, puts Jel on goes off in the porsche But we don't know how this woman ended up posting Instagram stories for that exact same porish on that exact same day So Andy turns to Jo Eellen and says Jo Ellen, I feel like you are about to pull something out and she's like, I am. So to go back to the photo of Brian and his red interior porsche The girlfriend, the mistress, posted a Chanel bag in her lap. So that was july seventeenth, twenty twenty five We were filming I just so happen to have the receipt of Brian buying a Chanel bag has the same serial number as the Chanel purse No, Brian's like, well, I can't talk about this for legal purposes. and Andy's like, you can say whether or not you brouought this back. It actuallyctually has nothing to do with any of the other issues Why you can't talk about whatever shit. He says the only Chanel B bag I've ever bought was for my wife. But then Rula has to admit no, this was not me in that car An even asked anybody if they had heard rumors about Brian hoeing and showing and slampigin cross Rhode Island before they started filming. and Gary said, yeah, he was he knows the mistress because their kids went to the same preschool He pulled up at a restaurant She was with Brian She introduces Gary to Brian as her boyfriend Brian's like, no, I was there on a business meeting. I had my reps there This was a dinner Straightforward business dinner. But Gary's like, I didn't even know Who Brian was so I didn't really think anything of it Turns out he's married to Rouula Rula says, well, obviously this information doesn't make me happy, but I know he has sent reps to that restaurant before. So maybe that's the explanation. Or the cover, Rula or the cover up. L I send a bunch of hose over to this restaurant. You're not gonna to know whether it's business or pleasure girl. And considering that lady is a part time owner of the beauty aspect of the business, it sounds like it was business and pleasure Rula, you gotta pick the pieces up. I'm tired of bending down for you. And then reveals to Brian on stage There was a court document that we spoke about earlier about you not getting a divorce until twenty sixteen. Rula turns around and tells Brian, you need to explain this because it's the first time I'm hearing this Brian says, well, I got divorced in september twenty twelve, but then they flash back to Rula saying that Bran got divorce in twenty ten I'm gagged at this point. Joeln pulls her phone out. And Rula tells Brian she's pulling something out, Hle it handle it. So the Brian says, can I ask you something? What's your goal What's yours We would really love to know what your goal was. Joellen says my point is I was continuously called a liar, but I keep finding lies You guys are lying. Rula says, I took his word. Obviously we wouldn't have been able to get married again if he didn't get divorced. But Babe, do you have a marriage license? Do you have one that's like sealed Are you sure Did you check For the raise, does it have to raise the embossing does it have to raise? A you did you pull it up to the window to make sure that every I don't, I mean, I honestly don't have one, but Rula, I don't think you do either And that's the problem because I know I'm not supposed to have one. You think that you have had one for ten years and genuinely rule that, I don't know if you're legally married. And I don't think you do either I am so stressed out. Anie tells Rula, getting out of a reality show or getting onto a reality show while your husband's in the midst of an affair seems like you're potentially gonna to put yourself through something. What was your mindset Rula says, well, at that point he had promised everything was done Rosie turns around to Brian and says, Brian, tell us when it ended so that we can stop this. Joeln then pulls out something from november second, a text message to the mistress saying I can't wait to be the best boyfriend fiancee to you from fiancee And then he says I know you think I do a lot. You're so appreciative, but there's so much more I want to do Brian claims that that never happened Rosie and Joelen turn to Rula and are like, girl, it's not your fault for not knowing. L we're not condemning you for this Rul is like, well, where's the sympathy becausecause he's guilty, but like it's done. And Jo Hllen says, let Brian tell you it ended Rich is trying to help Brian out, being like, Brian, when did this end? Well, unfortunately because of the nondisclosure, I can't speak on that Ashley I can Eddie is like Please . stop this. Joe Ellen's like, Brian, I can say the dayate it ended if you don't want to say it, I can. So Brian's like, Well, what I can say is that I have not seen my former partner since October of last year. To call that person a partner in front of your wife is crazy Gary and Joelen are both like, that's a lie. Joellen's like, I can prove it. You've sent pictures of your son to this woman and you sent your son's Christmas list. Brian claims that he posted his son's Christmas list online and the woman downloaded it. What do you mean like an Amazon wish list or something? Why would you post it online Why would you post your kids wishlist on like, y'all got the coin. was this Who would this be for? Auntie Uncle Mistress Rula says that the woman's putting it out there and Joell's like, you need to be upset ' he keeps putting it in her So when we get to the tracking device of it all. Brian's like, well, the case has been dismissed, so I can't talk about that. And Andy's like, if it's been dismissed, why can't you talk about it? I'm assuming you were tracking her because you were in the midst of an affair, right? Brian says, well I can't defend myself if I can't speak So you're guilty. Then he says he pled not guilty, but in that month where he was forced to go non contact, no contact because he couldn't speak to Rula or be in the family home that what happened is in that four weeks, he realized how much he loved Miss Rula and that he couldn't wait to be with her orr did you realize it was cheaper to keep her What' you think, boy I really would love a therapist to break down like what possibly Brian's motivations could have been to go onto this show knowing what he was doing, continue through it anyway, not have any sort of excuse other than AI You're calling this chick a liar while still stutping her and being in a relationship with her What causes that I would love to know. Andy's like, if my husband put a tracker on my car like, it'd be over. He tells Rouula, I'm looking at your face and I get the sense that you're not over this. So how do you forgive Brian And she says it's really not to say that he has been forgiven Do you trust him? Well, that would need to be earned back and that would take a long time. Now y'all are acting like y'all are some kind of united front connective tissue ass relationship, but no, it sounds like you haven't even begun the stages of forgiveness with this man In order, we haven't even gotten there, and once we get there, it's going to take a long time for it to even solidify to even be something I'm going to consider So what are we doing? Like What are you doing? It's you know what I mean?ike it's one thing to be like, okay, I'm just gonna stay with this whack ass man He can do whatever, but I'm just gonna look the other way, but it's like Rula, you're Piss. Your still isiz. This is a very real thing for you because it's real But it doesn't even sound like if you haven't even begun to think about uh of seeking forgiveness or finding forgiveness with this man thenen what are we doing now? Like what are you tethering yourself to? What's holding you to this bullshit? Brian has an urge to say just because someone makes a series of sins against another person doesn't mean they have to throw it away. And I'm trying to be a better person and a better husband and a good father Rosie asks Rolla, what are you going do if he does this again? And she's like, it's not gonna happen Ashley cds her will and goes, You know you're better than him, right Okay So the guys leave the stage Joean tells Gary, I'll fuck you later. and he goes, that's all I wanted to hear They're very funny. Ashley Tells Rulate, this is really tiring. I really wanted to call him a slandpig Rosie tells Rula goodood for you for sticking it out It's like hurtful almost to be supportive. Are you just finding out that this wasn't done until October? And she's like, no, I knew there was still communication. But the point is I didn't realize that there was anything of substance And then they're like, why would he do this? And she's like, he's an idiot. She's crazy. L I mean, sure But they also seemed like an idiot and a crazy person in love or something There was a commitment there unlike what you seem to have with this man who I don't know if you're married to. And if he's calling you boyfriend fiancee, don't you think that is deeply concerning, ma'am, considering you now don't even know if you're legally married Bitch, what if he just like went up and married somebody behind your back and you were like, h, what? And then you found out you weren't actually married the whole time? 'a that seems very plausible at this point I haven't seen one person pull up a marriage license yet, and I've been waiting. I've been hitting refresh on the interternet and I haven't seen anything. So that's concerning because what I have seen Rula is you reposting a bunch of AI photos of you and Brian, Brian and a pink do rag counting money in the mirror while you're taking selfie. there's photos with you stacks of money on your head. like you guys are like The trap king and quQeen of Rhode Islands, like none of this shit is even your aesthetic. It's like a hood aesthetic on Brian and Rula of all people. So we got time for that and all the AI that you've been claiming this mistress you seem to be very into AI and using it for quotequote good in your own life and your relationship yourour own life and your own quote unquote relationship Rich, Rich, sir, please don't. He's telling Brian that backstage. This just proves how much you love Rula that you're willing to deal with this head on. Rich I really hoping you were being sarcastic. Jared's like, okay, but you also have to tell her everything at this point And then Brian's telling the guys, you should thank me for coming to my show. The fact that he thinks that we wanted to hear about any of this bullshit is crazy. This is not your show, Ban Tour show. That's the takeaway that, oh my God Oh my God Oh my god. They in the reunion Andy asked all the ladies what they would like to change. I didn't write anything down except for when Alicia said she wished she had worn more makeup. So It's like people are like, I wish that I had ruined my friendship with you. I wish I hadn't said this. I wish I had one more makeup You know, sometimes I look a little tired And that's a wrap. L L Liz gives Andy a King of Rhode Island mask. It's very mermaid themed. There were shells on it. It was very cute He didn't seem like he wanted to put it on, but he was like, maybe able'll go in the clubhouse That's it y'all. Thank you for listening. Thank me for speaking. I think we keep everybody on this cast. Everybody's got to stay for season two. I can't say one person really has to go. I'm excited to see what they got what up their sweves or whatever for next season and we'll see y'all. Love you, byye