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Sometimes one doesn't want to be that messed up and you just want a light little tingle When who doesn't want to be Listen, man, that light little tingle is like spitey senses to me, man. That's just like a fucking anxiety. Well, you're you're a large man. You're a large man and also it's like trucks coming, that light little tingle I'm telling you I don't want the light little tingle. I want to be knocked out like the whole body tingle Right It' be like a truck's coming out fuck Th of us there are those of us out there that kind of just want a light little ooh, that flower looks really red No My weed shop, my weed shop, I walk in and theyre like, you're back already. I mean, I'm not complaining, but geez, kid. I love that. You probably keep the lights on in that place. You're like Norm and cheers. They got a nickname for me and everything, man I woke up singing your song today. Which one? What you trying to get into a day of soon? what you trying to do Get into But Donald and I used to be young and go out We would we would text them I guess we would probably call each other like, Yo, what' you trying to get into tonight? Try to get into tonight What you try to get into tonight That used to be to go to. When we'd be at work, it would be like it would be like Six o'clock And we get off early, let's say it was a Wednesday And we'd get off that around You know, nine or ten and around nine to ten, that's when the club kind of opens up, right? You'd be like, yo, yo, what you trying to get into. We don't work If they were like, you don't have to be at work until ten o'clock in the morning tomorrow, it would be like, yo, dude, I don't gota work til ten. What about you I don't got work till ten rying to get into And then And then now that we're old, we're just say it like jokingly like, yo what you trying to get into tonight? We're like, I'm trying to sleep at I'm try to get in my bed.ight I'm trying But then then And then as we've told you, Donald's name midle name is Aeishoun. so then it became a song. I don't know if I wrote it or youot I think I wrote You wrote it. What you trying to get into Aosoun? What you trying to do But I often It sounds like a sesame stroke street song. One, two, three, four, five, six, six, seven, eight nine, ten, eleven, twelve What you trying to get into a dare sooon? try I' to do two You had Sano You some twoor four, five, six, seven, eight nine ten, eleven, twelve. I'm trying to stay out till one, two, three, four, five, six seven nine eleven eleven. I like it when you do it becauseuse you add a little sauce. You're like tryrying to get into what Al who what. It's that Algea rooe, man, we were you Algea wrote it up. You Algea wrote it up. What you trying to get into? I What try This is welcome to the stoned out version of fake Doctors and Real friendriends. Well, listen, every morning navigator. Almost every morning, I wake up singing a song. and I don't know if I've thought about it in my sleep or what, but I hum assuming I'm in a good mood, which is often, I have a little song while I'm doing my morning pee and I'm just bopping my head to something and you never know what it's gonna be This morning it was But you trying to get an to what annt to what you trying to do What you' trying to do Oh man, I missed those days. I missed those days of what you're trying to get. Was there a place called the Joseph's we used to go to? There was Joseph's Yeah. and that was just off a yucca And no bar. Isn't there a line in in Is it made? Yeah, madeade. You think I'm trying to spend the rest of my life living on Yucca? That's u That's Vince Vaugh in the very, very underrated movie madeade. I think it movie. Be you stole my van And I don't like you. If you haven't seen made se Made John Fabreau and Vince Vaugh, it was after Swingers and they were it was like I think Fabreau's next film after that Oh no, that they had blown up after like the two of them Oh so yeah, they blew up and they did other stuff, but that was the next movie they did together. They came back and did this one together. And the only thing funnier than made is watching the outtakes. You gott to watchince I don't know if we have we talked about this in on the podcast? We'reready getting the point where I don't remember if we've said this already. No, we haven't. You got to watch if you want to laugh your ass off Watch Vince Vugh riffing like only Vince Vaugh could back in the day. and making shit up and Fabreau struggling to get through the scene. And it is hilarious The two of them together, man. that shit is magic. likeike they should really go back. I know they they're both very grown now and both very seasoned now also. I wonder if the magic's lost though, maybe. I don't know, man. becausecause some of it was they were so young and I mean, swwingers was just fucking incredible. And they were just so young and wide eyed and they had just the most amazing banter. And and they would improv me It was like crazy. And it was just I don't know, Vince Faugh was the quickest mofo in the world back in the day I'm going to tell you something right now, man. I think they're both so like look at us, man. I think if we were to do scrubs now knowing what we know about comedy and about the industry and about timing and about making television and stuff like that. If we were to go back and start all over from the beginning with our knowledge Scrubs would have been way more funny. That's like anything. It would have been way more funny. I think the two of them still have their you know, I think they still have their their their their connection their magic their magic. And if they were to go out there and do another I would personally love to see another incarnation of the two characters from swwingers U Allah made Allah whatever way we made. I don't know anyone that's seen M made other than you and I, but that's bullshit man. was not was not it was not a hit or not a popular movie, I don't think. Oh man, such a good movie. Card of giants, all of that stuff. And then how Vince Bon spent all the money in one night and there Yeah. comeome on, man. That's's just so it's such a good And then the scene I in love when when they get their perium and then And he spends he's like, so this is my perdium Right F swam's character can't get can't get his head around the idea that he just gets cash. Right. So this is my prettyium. This is this is your Yes. And he starts handing money out on the plane because this is how Daddy in this movie too? Yes, he is. Y. is't it. And Sam Rockwell plays a guy who works at the hotel, they're staying it like it's supposed to be like the Mer Hotel down's like so ho, yees.. And you get a goldfish remember He's lacing. We can do a podcast on May, Daren. We should do a special episode. By the way You know what we should do one day. Let's say we really keep liking this and we run out of episodes. Yeah I don't know if're to do season nine.'ll just Yeah we should do season nine then we should start doing this for movies we love. L we'll just like do a rewatch of our favorite films I'd love to do that. mayaybe we could get the guess of our favorite f. Oh That's cool. You know what I mean? Yeah. we could have we could have Vince Vaugh and and John if we got see that's the problem No, if John Fabreau on our podcast. I don't know how long I would be able to hold out before asking him a job in Star Wars or Marvel. I don't know how long I'd be able to hold out. probably Bless you, Dude. That's probably why he doesn't want to Come on Yeah, that's probably exactly why you know, a lot of these guys like I imagine you know John Fabreauos of the world, P peopleople that get entrenched in the Star Wars universe, especially. They Marble, man, Marble is they probably don't want P probably don't want to leave their house. They're like, oh God, the Donal Phazons of the world are gonna be like, Dn man. And chill out. hold on. And in Ironman, three minutes and twenty one seconds and is that a real explosion No you'll never hear me ask about the mo, you know what? I made that mistake once in life and I got the answer I wanted And I was so in awe of He was talking to me about what about his process or as process There is process. or process that I in missed every word he said. I met So I've met George Lucas quite a few times because I'm a huge Star Wars fan. and we had just finished watching Revenge of the Sith Sith at Skywalker Ranch And he's standing with of all people, Sam Jackson, Mace Windu And ludicrrous, right? And Ludicrs had said to me, you know, I'm thinking about getting into acting. Is there any advice you could give me I said to him, dude You know how to do music videos and stuff like that. You know how to rap and everything E all of that energy that you bring In your music, just bring that to acting, that concentration. Just do that. And he was like, Ohh yeah, absolutely. And so when he did that, I was like, all right, so now he did that in front of George Lucas. I now have an end to George Lucas to ask George Lucas. So how'd you come up with Star Wars? Oh God. So I'm embarrassed already. I said, So how'd you come up with Star Wars And he fucking answered the question. He's like, well, so what I do is you know, I sit down in my house and I'm like,, what would be an interesting galaxy? Let's see maybe a galaxy far away. And then I could come up with the idea of a planet, Okay, on this end this galaxy, there's a planet. And what would the planet be? Let's say it'sattooing, okay? And then what's it like on tattooing? And he goes into the whole fucking thing on hows creating galaxies and you know, And I'm sitting there and in my mind, I'm like, fucking George Lucas is talking to me. fucking George Lucas is talking to me. you hear the answer to me. I didn't hear one word he said. He gave me the algorithm to Star Wars and I wasn't listening because I was so in awe of the fact that I was talking to George Lucas. You think this is a lie? This is the hdest. I walked away like you fucking moron You fucking didn't listen. You know what's funny in my mind, George Lucas was like, Hey, invite Donald Fhazon because I might put him in on one of the leads of one of my new films. Okay, sir we'll invite him and then you get there and he's like, Oh no, he's one of those guys who ask me how I come up with Star Wars. Forget it, Jimmy Dude, I sat in front of him for revenge of the Sith, right? And he's behind me and I loved Revenge of the Sith. Even when I saw it back in the day, I loved it. I saw Joell, look at the face Joell's giing you And I sat in front of him. and I remember I was there and we had, you know, we had cocktails before the movie. it was like this big MTV premiere. We had cocktails, we had food, et cetera I might have even smoked a cigarette back then. this was a long time ago, right And I'm there with this girl that I'm dating and we are watching Revenge of the Sith. And the movie ends and I turn around and I look at him and I can see he's like What would you thinking? I'm like dud It was fucking amazing. You did it, George. You you fucking did it. Oh my God, I'm losing my mind. I grab him. I give him a hip hop. You him. Yeah, I give him a big hug and everything. I'm like, I can't believe you you did it, George. You fucking did it And I turn around And I go I can't believe it. He fucking did it. and I say it to the girl I'm dating at the time. And she was like, Oh my God Babe, your breath smells so bad right now But I'm likeke all in his face. Oh my God, George, you fucking did it. You did It so embarrassing. By the way, I have another embarrassing story related to Star Wars you did Oh what I do Doesn't Kathleen Kennedy have an ident? Oh Godh, has an identical tw. You went and congratulated the identical twin? Yeah, I did. Iatulate And you know what? and here's the problem with it, hereere's the problem with it. No, bro, that was embarrassing. I was with you. Yeah that one. Yeah, that was pretty bad. And then she laughed at me about it after I told, I was like, I just fucking went up to your sister Congratulated her on Star Wars You were so dialed in with these people. I just don't understand how we can't get you apart. You're friends with The cowboy hat guy, Dave Fali. Dave Falloni, you're friends with Kathleen Kennedy and or her identical twin. George Lucas knows how bad your breath can be. Why can't these fucking people hire you to be in these movies? I did forissally with JJ Abram. Yeah. you are like it's God, really I really want to make it one of my life priorities to at least get you in one of these movies. Fucking Ed Shear' in costume hidden Do doing cameos in these movies. Why' in Game of Thrones too, man. It's like, you know Why can't sweat is? Be one I don't can I call. Who can I call? You got a lot of friends you could call, dude. You're freaking well. I was I was at the same Spielberg and make Spielberg call Lu call Luas who will have been called everybody over at Disney. You know who you need to get in touch with These are the two people I need you to get in touch with for me Figy Okay, I don't really know Faggy, but I'm writing it down. Kevin Faggy, okay, I'm going to call him today. Wh else? and the head of Disney Well, Seaan Bailey is a friend of mine. he's the head of production pres of production at Disney. So I'm going call Seaan Bailey. Okaykay Sean If I okay. Now will you make sure that when you meet them, you have a mint in your mouth? I will will definitely I will definitely mint up that day. I will not only mint up that day. I will keep all of my emotions buried As Jedi do. I was on I hung out J Wh he was making the last Star Wars movie, we were staying at the same hotel. and I would often see him in the lobby of the hotel and we would we would shoot the shit. And I remember him sitting with a laptop clearly in my mind, which was tweaking the screenplay over by the fireplace in the lobby in London. And I thought, oh my God, Donald would freak out right now. JJ's over by the fireplace. what looks clearly like doing a rewrite of the script Yeah, you know, you're so lucky that I was not there. I know because you would have gone over and been like, you did it! No no, you're like, Donal, get off of me Let's let's lets let's just be honest with it with it all. The order of appreciation for the Star Wars trilogies is The first trilogy, obviously, the Empire strikes back new hope Turn to Jedi, those three Then you gotta go clone wars You gott to do all of that stuff. You got to go episode one, two and three And then you gott to go I can't, I can't weigh in. Joelle please weigh in because you one hundred percent right so far. go you got to go seven eighty nine. You know, you know, and the thing about seven eighty nine is it started so great And then it kind of went off in a direction that nobody You know, some people love it, some people don't love it And then they tried to, you know, correct it. and I don't know. I don't know, you know, a lot of people Really, really love the new trilogy I'm one of those people who's a little, you know, a little ify dippy about it. I'd love Star Wars for the rest of my life. Don't ever get a twisted. I will always be true fan of Star Wars. I'm not necessarily sure that the last trilogy was my favorite That's okay I that's super fair. I feel like it'ss definitely a fifty fifty split on fans. I think it will see a lot like with the original or with the Pquels. We saw a lot of kids who that was their first Star Wars are like ride or die for it. They're like, you can't tell me anything. The prequels are amazing. It's my first experience. So I'm sure we'll have another crop of kids who are like You know Kylo is everything and I really like the relationship between Ren and Kylo. and there's a lot to love scene wise. There's a ton of like scenes and moments. sccenes andents exact Joe, you're nailing it. R was like, what is even happening? like O just good. Or just a storyline between Kylo and Ray, you know what I mean? and how and how they found each other the, you know And it gets a little twisted. I feel like and this is just my personal belief and I love, you know, as a movie by itself, I think the last Jedi is a good movie But in the trilogy form I don't think it fits at all. I think it's like And I think it's because they're writing around shit in the two that surround it, you know what I mean? So the Force Aakens, they wrote a story, he deviates from the story, and then JJ tries to correct the course correcting at the end did not work for me. I love the lastast Jedi. It's my favorite of the new trilogy, but it's because it has a lot of tropes that I look for in a star W. it takes a lot of the Pone Wars moments that I love and brought them to like the big screen. And I was all like, alo Bowing up the ship like, that's my next tatoo. Very legitimately But who the fuck is holdo, man and where to fuck is Holdo come If you had read a book Princess of Alderon, you would know exactly Lia best friend. Yeah I I totally get that. but for the majority of Star Wars fans, who to fuck is Holdo? It's like people it's like introducing Darth Maul again in solo Most of the people didn't most Star Wars fans who see the movies have never watched the Clone Wars and have never watched Rebels. So they have no idea that Darth Maul survives this fall U from from Obi Wan when you Obi Wan slices in half. Hold on. just just wait a second. I'm worried because people are tuning out. I' worri I'm worried'm worrired about it. I'm worried that people are pin it. We're gonna to pin it odcast.' got to pin it now for us. We're going to pin it now. We're gonna pin it now. Let's get back to Srubs. Is this something you want to say J well I cararing on it then we can move on, which is this is the new the new conversation of nerds. Old nerdom used to be you had to read all the comics to go into the movies, and TV shows to enjoy stuff because that's where all the juicy details were. And that's how we separated. And I don't want to reopen the argument of what a true nerd is, you can like things and be as nerdy about them as you want to I find something so satisfying about having read one hundred comic books and thirty six novels and getting to the movie. and then all of that backw workk is paid off the film. It's beautiful. I know alienates some people and that frustrates people, but Get on board. like it's awesome. Joell, you and I are the same person. I've read Damn near every Star Wars comic book likeike I have singles. I have the actual graphic novels. I have it all. But that being said, man, it's like You got to look at it as a lot of people don't read that shit and because they don't read that shit, you got to keep the story You know, you can still pay homage and have little inside jokes, but you can't make actual storyline about things that happen in a comic that only Un like, a million people read I mean you just can't you just You what you're saying I still love. No nooubt. sameame here. And that being said, five, six, seven eight stories about sure we made About a bunch of dox and nurses in Canada who li As said he a sties! Nat all should go! So gather around you herear Gather around you herear our scrushree was w I think we should have kept going I think we should have kept the preamble because you know why People are going to think, Joelle and Donald have begun a Star Wars podcast and I accidentally clicked on that By the way, it was literally only three minutes, dude. It was literally only It was great. I was able to get a light nap in. Listen, Isaac Washington, Ted Lang from the loveboat. Yes. He's how awesome is that. He's amazing in this episode too. Yes, he's a good actor I always thought that he had done more episodes than just this one. I thought he was in two of them. Now did you watch the L loveboat? There's many episodes of loveoat. It's like over two hundred episodes of the loveboat. Did you watch several? I watched several episodes of the L Boat. I do believe he did more than this. I think we didn't we have Other cast members from the love booat on Yes. Well Doc, Doc was on Wasn't Dark on Yeah, I believe so. I could let's this is a scrubs wiki question. No, we can't put him to work right away, dude. How are we doing with him, Joelle? Do were getting him his focal pop? Good. Okay. he's happy. I'm wor good on that yet. You gotta keep him happy. It's like you gott you gotta feed the beast. You gott to give him a swag every time he answers a question, Donald. Do you want me to do the recap Oh yeah Oh yeah, did you rehearse didn't this time Okay, let me get my timer ready Um I don't really think this is I'm going to say something controversial that I don't say very often this episode is not that great. Okay. d I'd wow That's that's something to be said It's al right. And by the way, two all stars behind it, Matt Tarsus and Mark Buckingam I'm just saying it wasn't one of my favorites. I didn't LOA. It doesn't really go anywhere at the end. This is just like a day in life in the hospital and it kind of You'll kind of hear that in my recap It feels like a B side. Yeahes, it's like a it's like a it's like right. It's like the Wu Tang clan came out with Protect your neck And on the B side was method Man The methin Man song is dope I can't this is a bad example because both songs were so really were just really good. All right. This is I think we all know a song on the album that comes out that's like, eh, it's not the best song, but I'll still play it And's how I feel with this episode. It's, it's fine, There's funny shit and there's the opera singer singing mystakeake And there's some there's a couple funny things, but I was I didn't I didn't really laugh out loud that much Rob Man he said ere we go. All wait wit, me my timer ready And go The gang has reached a new level of confidence, but all make big mistakes in this episode. They all have to learn to live with it. Because let's be honest, in real life, you don't get a douover. Some find it very challenging, some find it very easy, but in the end, all of them are happy with how they've confronted their mistake and have learned a lesson or so it seems twenty three seconds O. That's what all I like I feel like you need to be really using your time Be fuck I'm trying listen, I have listeningy over this every fucking episode. Well good. You had seven seconds. You could have gone into detail about the janitor wearing a white coat Well, no, because that's not the that's not the that's not a recap. that's I think when you in my telling the When you when you're when you're fucking just giving up seven seconds, you can be talking about the B story, the C story. you can that's st But I think that's what we're supposed to do in the podcast. No, but you could also be like and also the janitor you and also the janitor wears a white coat because he tries smokes ell have tellell me if I get this in seventven seconds. And also the janitor wears a white coat because Jad decided to wear a white coat to work one day That was a very funny storyline though, I thought. I thought fact that no, well that too. But the fact that JD decided to wear, you know what? I'm a fucking resident now. I'm going to wear a white coat to work. Right. and and Because I'm important and I'm a doctor and I need this white. He was feeling himselfves. He was totally feeling himself. He feeling accomplished. You know? Well, and then a little bit of trivia, Dr. Cox does not wear a white coat the whole episode. which is odd because he wears a white coat always. Right. And I think I get I'm assuming it was some directorial choice to have him in his biceps. By the way, his biceps, he must have done a lot of I have a sense that Johnny and the director decided, oh I won't wear a white coat just to really accentuate what a dork JD is And then Jonny was like, but But in lieu of a white coat, my biceps are gonna be fucking He doesn't fuck around, man. You can tell he was curling before he'd seen. You can tell that Johnny does not fuck around when it comes to fitness man. his fitness was, you know, I don't know how, you know, his his wife is very health conscious when it comes to eating and stuff like that. I't know if Johnny was like that before he met her but he definitely putting on he was definitely into about d wise, but bro, he was always ripped. Yeah, he was putting that work. It puts us to shame, dude. Yeah. he is ripped How are you doing on your fitness thing, by the way? Because I've been being a little lazy. I mean, obviously I've got a few things in my mind, but I've been I haven't really been Well, until they make weed that doesn't give you the munchies I'm in deep shit. prettyty much Like I was stuck in a loop. I work out An hour every day pretty much I work out, you know trainer, I work out, you know on my peloton. I have food that's delivered to me. shout out to Tifecta nutrition. Do you know by the way in there's an allowable amount of like Insects and rodent parts allowed in tuna Well, you're allowed to eat Yeahah, the FDA allows you to allows packaging and all of that stuff. you're allowed to eat a certain amount of. I'm sure it's in all foods because you just can't control. You can't get if you have a factory, you can't get your insect slash rodent problem down to zero. but there is like a literally you can Google it. There's like an allowable amount of like Roach slash rat parts allowed in tunafish D you know that too You're ruining food for so many people. I'm just telling you, if you don't believe me, if you're sitting there listening going like in the salad sandwich, you might want to change your Joelle, can you Google what the allowable amount of roach slash rodent parts and tuna is? You Google like Joelle's Joelle's gonna to do it for you guys, because you're probably jogging or breastfeeding or doing the dishes. I've been listening to a podcast while I do dishes. It's nice to it speeds along the dishes Do it? You have a lot of dishes like that where you got to be where you're washing for an hour Well my girfriend's really good No, I it was the whole past. My girlfriend's a really good cook and she's always. Just because she uses a lot of pots and pans doesn't make her a really good cook, bro. You know for a fact my girlfriend's a ridiculous cook. Your girlfriend's a very fucking good cook. She's a phenomenal cook. Not only is she making these gourmet meals, but also there's like breads going during the day and it's like a whole thing. And I'm so appreciative of it. But then I look at the sink and it's like. like psycho. And so I gota God Joelle's face is not making she's not making. Oh What is it Joelle? Oh my. H we go This is according to liScience. com ground cinnamon can contain up to an average of four hundredgg insect fragments Rams. Reregano do an average of three hundred insect fragments per ten grams. Yeah Anything on tuna? I remember tuna being high How many grams an ounce twenty eight specifically. twenty eight grams in an oce. How do you know that, Danel? How do you think I know that? Cacause you'd be selling that shit on the regular. Don't get the cops coming to a store. Wait a second Jelle to come in after Did you comeing to be the Feds? Did you find Feds? Did you find tuna, Jelle? I think that's what Daniel is show to you No, he was talking about how many grams And I just't how many grams in and out. No, no, too wells bugs. Yeah, tuna. Look tuna specifically. ' I remember reading that being like, oh, you're allowed to have rat parts in your tuna were. Yeah. By the way, my episode is supposed to have Cat Stevens here comes my baby, but I didn't have it on there. Did you guys have it No, I think it's on the DVD version. Oh see, this is one of those examples of they replaced the song. I definitely didn't have that beautiful Cat Steven song here Comes My Baby in I found it very interesting in this episode that a bunch of doctors didn't know where the G spot was Well I found that very Sarah's character didn' know the G S. No, and the young She was a nurse. She was a young nurse. That doesn't mean listen, man, come on now. nobody. I think that that it wasn't like she was that particular young woman didn't know. and because Sarah was being slut shamed. by the way, this episode is about someone being slut shamed. Yeah. And ye S it is slut chained by the entire hospital because she had a one ninth stand That's I find that very interesting and this is an age old argument, but I find it very interesting Women aren't allowed to or in society based Women aren't allowed to be as sexual as they want to be without being shhamed for it. Yeah, I think that's ridiculous too. And I think this episode early on was trying to was trying to point it out how bullshit it was. Also Sarah's looking for some sort of identity. Elliot's looking for some sort of identity in the hospital. She doesn't really have any You and Judy tell her that her only identity is being white And and she's looking for something that will help her stand out. So then as much as she doesn't like the attention she gets for this one night stand, She's then starting to enjoy it a little bit because she's like, oh, I love, you know, towards the end, she starts like feeling it a little bit. She's like, I'm Elliot Reid Tramp But there's nothing I That's the one thing that I'm that I find It's just a little weird to me You know, a guy sleeps with a lot of girls and he can still be looked at as a stud. A girl sleeps with a lot of guys, she's a slut. you know. Why is that? Why is that? I don' understand? dont I don't understand it either. Because a woman's body used to be a commodity and so it can be tarnished whereas. a guy can't tarn his body' not worth anything other than what you can fight for. But if a girl's body is violated, then is she worth marrying And we just haven't let go of that thought process. That's some stupid That's some stupid ass shit right there, Joell. That can't I can't get over that It is real talk though that it's bullshit that there is a double standard and women can't do all the fun adventures No, they can't. They just are really get shhamed for it I know, but that's bullsit. Yeah, it is. I agree that's fucking bullshit All the guys, the whole point in this episode is these guys, all these these macho surgeons are all chest bumping and high fiving and talking about women And then Sarah like goes and has a one night stand and the whole hospital is talking about it and everyone's staring at her and everyone's giggling and everyone's And this Game of telephone goes around the whole hospital until finally it gets whispered in her ear and she's like listening and she's like, wait I Elli it read And you didn't laugh at? You didn't think that was funny I thought that was funny. I thought Sarah was funny in this. She made laugh a few times. and Rob made me laugh a few times when when And he's when he's doing his motorboating when he does? I mean, he does some funny if I laughed. I thought it was real cool the way it was shot. me high fing all of my friends. Yeah, that was and all of that stuff. And then it cuts to me and you go, Be turk. Be turk. I thought that was very funy. What about your lisp, which is really prominent and you go very I wrote it down. you wrote my backack is as swollen as Elliots Big ass dress sir Aby How many more episodes do we have to endure this lisp? I think it's like six or seven episodes before Bill was fing like, you gotta cut that shit off. Now now I see what Bill. And these is the takes Bill chose Yeah. And I'm sure you made you ADR it but how you ADR it any better? becausecause you got the fucking listp That's one thing that changed a lot Throughout sccrubs was my teeth You know what I mean? I went from really tiny teeth to medium sized teeth to season nine when I freakaking get my teeth ficked. Like in season nine, I have temporaries and so You'll notice it when we start watching, my teeth look like fucking they got You know, I got jacked up teeth. You know what I mean How many many types how many different rounds of teeth have you had I've had like four Oh my go, seeee, I had Your baby teeth, right? The baby teeth that I started with thenen I tried to correct baby teeth that when I look back at it, now I'm like, I wish I didn't correct it because my smile was so youthful, but it was because I had teeth of a child But I have a question. didid your teeth, did your baby teeth never fall out? They did except for one. one didn't fall out and it was stuck. Why didn't you have it pulled because the tooth grew around it and I would have had a big gap in my in my mouth from that happening Okay D you anyone's not takeaking you to the dentist or some shit? They did, but I didn't want to get braces. I was like, get fuck out I'm getting braces.ironic. And then ironically, your most famous role was having braces. Yeah. notot to hide your fucked up teeth. To hide my fucked up teeth Okay, so then we're in scrubs and you get your teeth redone Yes And then you had them redone again Well, I got them redone. I got a bridge put in And then one night while eating u From Greenblats, I was eating a pastrami Ruben sandwich from Greenblats The bread was extra hard and I broke my bridge. And so when I went back to get the bridge fixed, he was like, whyy don't we just put a screw in it And There you won't ever have to worry about a bridge again. I was like, all right fine, let's do that shit And then the screw That they the fake tooth that they put in was bigger than all the teeth in my mouth And so I was like, All right now we gott to fix this now I got for syymmetry purposes, let's fix the whole thing. Ands how that's how it happened. Now these do these ones come out at night? you put them in a cup. They're not denters. Oh, I pictured theyd pop them out at night Do You put that little tablet in there?ittle I don't like you right now. my grandpather has that. You put that little bubbly tablet in. Oh my God It's real funny when when I used to visit my grandfather and he would wake up in the morning and didn't have his teeth in, how his face looked I could only imagine me right now with no teeth in my mouth. Oh my god, it's not a good look It's not It's for my listen, I can be self deprecating about my appearance as well. I have no chin. and it really, you know a lot of times the cinematographer and the director would shoot me in a way that I I didn't mind the way I looked. But this episode in particular, Ippt going, oh, that is not a good angle. I just have no chin disagree with I don't think you have a chin. I think someers might have some Someone once wrote about me like some reporter was like writing a review and they're like, the chinless braff See, that's some bullshit.uck That's tab That's a tabloid Speaking right now wasn't obviously it obviously wasn't a nice person, but that's what they wrote. There's no way that's a respectable journalist. You know what I mean? Anybody who's going to sit there and make fun of someone's appearance to describe them is not a real journalist. Because we all come in differentes. I'm just saying if I were to get dentures like yours, I would get like chin dentures. I don't have dentures, you fucking Let's go to break. We' gott go to break. Let's go to break. 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Boost Mobile. After thirty GB, customers may experience lower speeds. customers will pay twenty five dollars a month as long as they remain active on the Boost twenty five dollars unlimited plan . I'm just saying if they made like a chin, I know they make chin implants, but I'm not gonna to go have surgery, but if they were like a temporary thing, like it was like the equivalent of dentures, but it just kind of clipped on and made me look like I had a bigger chin Maybe I'll get a prosthetic for like one of my roles, one of my movie parts You know, I feel that way about my hair man I feel that way about my hair. You know, a lot of people are blessed with A lot of hair I have hair that is leaving me. It's get plugs though No, bllack people can't get plugs. Why It just doesn't do well like it doesn't do well with the with the The healing process and all of these other things. they don't It just doesn't if you look it up, African American hair doesn't do well with C plugs. never That's why all the Bosley commercials, it's mostly white men I never knew that. What about a two pay what about you kiss my ass? What about let's get back into the show? Jamie Fox has a great one I don't know that I know that I know that Jamie does wear his hair Okay Is this something we can talk about? I mean, it's tay pictures. I don't have the real skinny on what's going on, but you can see that that airline movie the Bron James too gets airline constantly Well, that's the greatest comeback ever in sports history right there. It's his hairline, dude. Lon call the Bonze guy. LeBron was bald, dude. Why't you call LeBron's guy I'm sure because I you know what I think LeBron did the hair plugs and it worked for him because he has the scar on his head now problem with hair plugs, you got to get a scar on your head Do you want me to call LeBron and ask him who did his plugs becausea I'm making another calls for you I'm calling Fegy. I'm calling Sean Bay Do you I'm gonna add Lebron you should. Brawn hairplugs for a lot of calls to me today. the funniest part of Malol Mcaughe. What the hell did he do? because that shit was on its way out and now he has a full head of hair. He looks like freaking he's got a go he's got golden locks He've got a mane You know what the funniest part of this episode is What's that? Ted's office? Yeah We see Ted's office for the first time and I wrote it down. He's so funny. I told him that he has nasmia Ted Lang and he goes, You cut off someone's nose? Where is it? Do you have it with you? You're disgusting. Get rid of the nose And then I go, Ted just come down. and goes, Mbe you should calm down And then he goes to his file folder and pulls it out and fills out a file that says, oh, we don't have to worry, it's not our fault. And then I go, Okaykay, thanks Ted. And he goes, It's my birthday. And you're like, what? And I'm like what? he goes nothing. and I leave and he goes to himself. And many more. it pays off in the end. It pays off in the end when Judy's like when Judy goes and tells Kelso about actually not making mistake and the hospital won't get sued. He's like, now get out of here pissed that he can't berade cos and you know, make cos feel low because I get out here because I'm about to make somebody hurt Yeah. And here comes Ted with his cupcake. Yeah. Are you getting for his birthday? He's got a cupcake with a canandle in it that he's lit for himself. He's like, you mind if I sit down? You mind if I sit down? And Kels is like, yes, please by all means. That's so funny. How great is Sam Lloyd rest inace? Sam Lloyd amazing restest in peace, Sam Lloyd. so amazing on this. How do we speaking of rest and peace, I gotta mention that Beautiful woman from Glee, who they who they found today. Naivera yeah. Is Rvera. Yeah, they found They found they found a body. They haven't TamsZ says it's her. That they haven't That is the most tragic fucking story. I mean, people are just dying in the most horrible ways it feels like lately. Yeah U and I don't know. I thought that that that she I never met her in real life, but man, she was so talented and Out on a boat with her kid I mean fuckking hell Yeah So It's really crazy. Kelly Preston Kelly Preston rest in peace. razy. And you guys Russell Westbrook was just tested positive for COVID nineteen Wy? Who's that? I'm sorry. So Russell Westbrook is is one of the NBA's elite players. He's the only NBA player since Bill No, since Oscar Robertson to average a triple double for an entire season. He's done it for a couple of seasons Oh He just tested positive for COVID. That's crazy So the basketball season iss not going to really be able to happen, right They're all in a bubble. Listen, if golf can happen if all of these are golf is different. golf you're out on your own. Th guys are going to be bumping up each against each other. Yeah, but if you can that's the whole thing. if you can contain the virus in that bubble and it not blow up in that bubble you can then have a season, the problem. You would do it I could if you could safely tell me that Everyone is being tested going into this bubble Yeah, I would do it. So what it's like going and doing a mo. That's like going and doing a movie right now. If they I wouldn assure you. they're not going to be able to. tootally agree. But if they could assure you will'll have everybody Tue included Food being made within everything, catering everything. No one leaves this bubble after you've been tested and you get tested regularly Then it all it takes is one person to go Make that mistake. Yeah Beard F' in the background in this episode. Yeah. goodood to see Mickhead is in this episode. Mickhead is one of the guys ougling Sarah Chalks Yes at the end of the episode Lots of men are What about when Todd is playing the bongos on Dctor Amado's head. That's funny. Yeah, that is very funny to. How about would you say Amato. Dct. Amato, yeah. What did you say before that but you say something wrong? Ohom Domo Arigato doctor Amato.o Yeah. By the way, they couldn't have found a shorter actor. And so there there's all this like creative camera workk to try and make him seem. shorter than he actually is. I mean, the guy did a great job, but I don't know why they didn't just hire a shorter person Yeah, there's one shot where at the end it's definitely a camera up high on a high angle looking down at him and on a camera on a low angle looking. Yeah. they had to accentuate it make it I mean he's short. he's a short man, but I mean they tried to make him hobbit short though, Yeah. they tried to they tried to do some hobbit shit, right? Yeah. If where they like cheated the size of him That's funny when Elliot's talking about You know, when she gets into she says, I'm Elliott Reid Tramp, she starts to get it. she's like, I told I told her the only two sexual positions I know. And then I just started naming bugs. Yeah. And then she goes, The thing is she said she already tried stink bugs. That was funny Um We should talk about this bingo game that everybody's been playing now that Joell brought to our attention I brought it to your attention. Well, Joelle brought it to your attention. No, she didn't. Oh, you bought it liked it. Yeah it I saw it on Twitter. It was amazing That's pretty cool you already said quite a few things from the I was on time you Are you playing the game? No, but I looked and I was like, wow, this is really interesting. These are our habits that we seem to do in every episode or almost every episode enough so that somebody can play a game of bingo Right. I don't have it in front of me. What were some of the things? Were you saying? That's funny Have I said that so far You said that several times so far. Okay Me being late U, me saying you know what I mean? Us arguing. us arguing Five, six, seven, eight. Yeah A You singing? Me singing. Yeah. Oh, I think it's when Joell or Dan speaks Both happened. Yeahah, yeah, yeah. I think we got every everyone covered. Joell, what are some of the other ones? You have it up in front of you I was trying to look for it so we could give credit. It was on Twitter. yeah, someone made a fake doctor's real friend's bingo card. Hey, by the way, I was thinking, you know, now that Europe is really conquered this We could go tour do this show and tour it across Europe. That doesn't to let us in. Oh, that's right. We're not allowed in. We' allowigure out a way to We're allowed in the UK. We could just tour the UK That' Oh man. All right, imagine Europe starts letting us sin again becausecause this country I'm sorry, we are so fucked with this virus right now. And it's not getting any better. So I thought you and I get should go on a European tour And we're going to tour fake doctors, real friends around. We're going to bring Joell and Danel We're going to get a big ass tour bus And we're going to make the fake Doctorors Real Friends Express Let's fucking do it Let's do it like a national lampoons European tour. Yeah We're going to w all the adventures We're going to do this show live in front of people. They're going to come to the theater. I mean, you know, I'm talking about tomorrow because we're not alled in Europe, anyway, but I'm saying Soon All right I'm down for that. You know the second started talking about touring recently. so Maybe that's I just think I'm tired of being in my house and I know you are too And what if there was a way once Europe allows American citizens back in How embarrassing is that sentence You know, I think I read online, there's like only twenty or twenty five countries that U. S. citizens are currently allowed into Fucking What a l I read another I read a l. I read another I read another article where it said Florida is the fourth highest country not forth highest country, but it has It's the fourth highest in all of the world countries included U COVID. Yeah. It goes something like Germany? another country The United States of America and then Florida. Yeah. The Santis nailed it mailed it to Santis Let's do a real quick pickup here with the fake Doctor Ch friendriends Bingo. Okay, so the person who created it is on Twitter as at Brown underscore Bear underskirt Moby, MOBE. Oh, Brown Bear mooby. Yeah Some of the other topics that would have you been able to put on your thing today is Donald does an O impression. Hello No, we haven't gotten there yet but he's gonna do it when we have the guest, so you would' have had Ask Bill Star Wars talk. Oh my go, Star Wars talk U Ring tone reference, Willie talk We haven't Oh yeah, we did Willy talk. A little bit of Willy talk. We haven't done a ringtone reference. Get your ringtones M Another one. anotherother one. An essential workers shout out. We haven't done that yet. We haven't done that yet. That's at the end of the show And someone talks about wantning a hug We haven't nightet the top ones,. I do w want to hug you Donald, So there you go. Wow, listen, whoever Brown bear Moby, you did a good job because Everybody would would have had a full bingo card So you guys get your go get your fake doctors. Maybe we should we should put that up on the Maybe put a link to it, Joell, Wh can you put it? That's a good idea. Maybe we can make since we've got all of this merch coming our way. Yeah, merch And it's coming soon, people. So just hang on, hang in there. Yeah mayaybe that's how we do it. If you can get your bingo card into Joell, the first wonder how do we do that where we play a big ass bingo game and if we fulfill your card, We should start There's got to be a way to do it where we hand out Bingo cards via Either email or a website where you sign up and you get a bingo that sounds like so much work. How about we just put this dude's bingo card like on a t shirt? Because it's the same bo Well, that's fine too, but it's the same bingo card though. I know, but people aren't gonna to really play. It's just the inside joke of it. No one's doesn't want to fucking play bingo. You thinkt want to be like, okay, the show' starting. I I get my card out? No, it's not time It was just a joke. They were getting the booze out when the show started. Yeah, but they said like someone told me, I read on one of the comments was good thing this isn't a drinking game because we'd all be shit faced. Yeah I was going to say so you guys do have from our Kombucha friends, GT's Kombucha They are offering to send free Kombucha to a fan so we can either do it through a call or if you guys the ground bear, I can reach out to him and say thank you for the bingo card. Yes Kombucha. That's a good idea. That's a I discovered a new flavor of GT Kombucha. GT Kombucha. Gingerbererry. Wow. Ginger Berry. It is good. You know, I went to Air one, the the health food store here and I didn't know that there were like so many flavors of GG's Cabuchcia. I just know the ones they sent to. You know there's like There's so many flavors. They had a whole refrigerator rack. It was like Ginger Berry tastes good. hold on one second back. He's probably going to get it So that's a good idea, Joelle. We could, I think we give a prize to a fan a fan of a fan, a deserving fan of the week And I think we can think of the month of the month Okay, because we're not gonna get that much of month So this one's this month's prize will go to Bown Bear Moby. Yeah, M OVE M for his genius fake Doctor's real friends Bingo card. Thank you. hit. Yeah, I'll hit him up on Twitter now and I'll let GTs know we picked a winner. Donald, while you were away, we decided that we were gonna give our monthly GT's prize to the creator of the Bingo card Oh yeah. Yeah Are you okay with that? And you're the co host? you're the co creator of the show? Are you okay with that fine I'm fine with that. well There you go. So if you have interesting ideas for our show and you want us to or merch ideas or merch ideas and you want to Give us give them to us U you won't be just giving them to us. you will receive a gift from us. You might receive Something as dope as a GT's Kombucha care package Let me tell you something right now, I drink it every day I'm out I'm out of my last shipment Now I go to store and buy it now. Oh yeah, now I'm going have to go buy it too And now I'm going have to go do what you're supposed to do and go buy it. It's delicious, man It really is good I do it I drink when I'm working out. I drink it when I'm just chilling out in the house. You know? Mm. My wife's like, wouldould you like another GT's kombucha? And I look at her and I go another one. Another one. But you remember, you're only supposed to have three a day, Donald. That's what GT himself told us That's right I don't know the one. Let's take a break. We'll be right back after these fine words When it comes to looking your best, Beachbum tanning does it better. Beachbum delivers advanced sun and spray tanning, luxury skincare, and an elevated salon experience designed around you. 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That's homeomeserve d. com slash podcast. Savings compa to renewal price void in Florida S. W Jamies J Ling How do you say your name? Ser Singer Singer Jamie Sllinger! There's the last thing for your bingo card, Donald doing Oprah voice es. How's it going? Hi, Jamie, how are you? How are you? Good, Good to see you. Welcome to Fake Doctor's Real Friends with Donald Fzan Zach Braff, Daniel Goodman And Joell Muni Where are you calling from, Jamie No no Toronto or she got her she got her championship t shirt on y'all. She's flashing her Toronto Doers Championship t shirt N too bad they lost your boy last year when they lost Kawi Lenner. Yeah, you guys still really. You guys not only are you I'm going to be honest with you, I thought you guys were going to be I you guys were going suck this year. but Pascalacum, holy shit. he can play ball. U P guard, which is I Mike Chiminsky Mike Chinsk. No, it's not Mike Chiminsky. I forget his name. He has a He has a very unique name It's like Otis Bird' song. No, it's not Otis Bird's song U anyyway, he stepped up. He's now averaging sixteen points a game You guys got a little bit of a crew over there, E Lai. Jamie, Donald said that he wanted to live in Toronto if he could live anywhere. I know. I love that. I was so excited. You should I love that city. Yeah. It's my kind of town, you know what I mean? What's a good do you have a favorite bar, Jamie that Donald and I should go to when we're in Toronto In the T dot When we're in the six Honestly, I feel like Toronto food is the best. so Okay, what's your favorite restaurant we should go to? Is there a restaurant you should recommend? Well, that's the thing about Toronto. Toronto is so dope because it's not It's not American food. It's not Americanized. it's not like, you know, you go and get Italian American food or you go get or you go get Ethiopian American food. you actually go get food from the culture. So Italian is actually people that are that live in littleittle Italy aren't necessarily from Canada. they're from Italy and have moved too little Italy in Toronto. So everything's very authentic when it comes to. That sounds good. I just thought JB might be like, oh my go, you have to try such and such Like Oh my God she's like in and out is an amazing burger. Like I say if you come to Los Angeles, you have to try Saltz cure. It's like the best restaurant in town. Isn't that restaurant that you own? Yeah, but it's good. C out that place. Salz cure. They do have a great brunch. I gotta tell you I does have a great brunch. I know Jamie, sorry, this episode that you just joined has really gone off the rails today. It's all over the place, but it will always be remembered as a crazy one. Do you have a question for Oprah over here Yes, I do. You said that? Memorizing lines were really difficult for you. So I'm wondering when you had to do the episode where you were speaking in Spanish How did that go for you I don't remember to be honest with you, but I imagine I Judy was hanging out around the set to make sure I said my lines correctly. if I remember correctly I remember I believe that was the case I didn't have speak a lot of Spanish. I had to speak very little Spanish. I think Turk spoke ore Spanish as a matter of fact, didn't he? or yeah leararning it so he could talk to Carla's brother who spoke Spanish and he kept messing up. Anyway. I forgot about your whole anemesis that was her brother Yeah Uh, Id I I I'm going to keep it one hundred, which you Jamie, I I'm sure they fed me lines off camera and that's how I was able to do. Donald's very good at mimicking Jamie. so he could he can like mimic things really, really well So I'm sure that someone was probably just saying it and he was just like copying it. Yeah, if you can listen If you can make if it's going to make my performance better, I have no problems with line readings. But if it's not going to make my performance better, please don't do it Yeah well, this wasn't wouldn't really be a line reading if someone was just saying repeat after re. Sure. If somebody was like, sayay it like this K Oa is You know what I mean Okay, K or that S. you know, I mean, that's a line reading. That was perfect Just like I said it. Yeah, good job What else? Do you have another question? Do you have a question for Mac Braff? Yes, I do. I'm wondering because when I would watch it back I swear my thinking was in your voiceover Yeah. I'm wondering because you haven't really talked about the voiceo work. So what was that process like? That's a good question. No one hass asked that. Nobody's ever asked that. By the way, Jamie, kudos to you Because after twenty years of being on the show, Dall and I pretty much know the twenty questions we're going to get asked. and you have gone outside the box No one has ever asked me the voice overver process U On set because we had to time out, you know a lot of times our movement around there would be timed out for how long my voice overver was. So in the rehearsal I would read it just so everyone could get a sense of its place in the scene And then while we were doing the scene, my stand in, whose name was Scott Rabidu would read it. So if we're in the middle of a scene and you kind of you we all had to pause for the voiceover Uh, Scott Rabidu would be off camera reading the voiceover. And then at a certain point in the week, I'd find a time to go down uh, there um, built a sound booth studio into the hospital. And I would go down into the sound booth and record all my voiceovers for the episode. And I'd go into the booth and I'd kind of read each one three or four times. kind of trying different ways of doing it, trying different speeds of doing it And that would those are what they'd use for editing Then there were times Bill would come, Hey, will you come in here? I want you to redo this one for this reason or hey, will you come into the edit room? I rewrote this one or hey, you got to do this one way faster. and we'd tweak it as we went along But just so the editors had something to work with, I would go in and kind of lay them all down And um That's how it was done. Very subtle thing that probably only sound engineers would notice is there was a different microphone used for the boom mic that was recording the actors on set versus a sort of more voiceover style microphone for the voiceovers. And they always added a tiny bit of little reverb, a tiny bit of little echo to the voiceovers so that if it was ever unclear, the audience in their head could distinguish between voiceover and JD really talking, whichich would only happen sometimes if you're like, if I was off camera and you'd be like, wait, JD saying that out loud or is that a voiceover? So they added this little bit of effect onto the voiceover that not everyone notices That's great. Do you have another question? We'll give you another one. Yeah, that was such a good question, Jamie. Now you really, you really at the bar high Um, I guess What is a scene that you can remember that was just so funny, you guys could barely get through it? Hm. Um, singing guy love to each other Theream we go That in Gara. when he holds up his fist and I say, you're the only man that's ever been inside of me. And you grab my fist? Yeah. now one goes, whoa whoa whoa whoa, I just took out his appendix And I And I go clarify. And he goes Oh no. No, no, you go like this. You go, Oh no. Oh Oh no, I feel like we should clarify. There's no need to clarify. Oh no. Just let it grow more and more each day It's like I've married my best friend. But in a totally manly way, let's go. what I love What I love about the Let's go is the let's go was let's go to the end of the bed and sing the rest of song Let's go. Let's go love Let's go to let's walk two feet to the right and sing the rest of this song. Let's go It's Anyway, G I love. compompromise. feeling of some other guy guy. Bing up Y heart into the sky. And you are there to share through all the lows I'll be there to chare the h. Do your dear Michael Jackson thing And when I say, I love you, Turk, it's not what it implies It's Gy love between two guy Bum bum bum bum b Bum bum bum, bum bum That sounds like fantom of the opera bum bum bum bum U Anyway, look at that Jamie, you got us to sing gu Iy love I love that It was awesome. 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