Reflecting on Emotional Scenes

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No, it hasn't been filmed. No, no, no. I think it's footage from Solo that's been cut up like that like So he's in there doing his Lando thing and they're like coming soon Lando Cal Rizian. Listen, I was going to say Solo is a good movie. Y'all can hate if you want to and act like so I't make it through Let's put it.'s Let me just listen, let me just tell you something right now There was nothing wrong with Solo. It was a fun Star Wars movie. If it had come out before the last Jedi, when everybody was kind of over Star Wars for that little bit of time promise you, it would have been well received. The problem was it was Rogue one The last Jedi and then solo all within a year and a half. And that freaking made it. So everyone was like, I'm not up it's too much Star Wars for me. It's too much Star Wars. But I listen Listen, if that would have if that were the force awakens, let's say how about this now even let's not go down a ho of Star Wars worm hopes. I'm not to go down a worm hole. What if that was one of if that was one of the first Television shows. Let's say that was what the Mandalorian was. If Solo was what the Mandalorian was when it came on everybody and they were like, lookook, we're not going to make it a movie. We're just going to make it a television show. We're going to do nine episodes of solo. And the first episode was the movie that we saw. Everybody would be losing their mind on how great solo was. So don't give me the bullshit. It was just too much Star Wars. Okay alsoation for our own podcast. Yeah exactly. And I also think anytime a directors are replaced with a new director and that director comes in and has to sort of start from whatever point he's starting. I mean, it's kind of a recipe for a disaster. It's two different movies. There's the Christ Phil movie and then there's the Ron Howard movie I would have really liked to have seen the Krist and Fil movie because they're funny dudes. But I guess my assumption was always that they They must have gone off too far in there in their own direction and Kathleen Kennedy, the woman who you can't recognize from her identical twin probably thought like, hey, that's not the tone of this. What are you guys doing I don't know. I don't know what happen I made that up. I made that up in my head. J well, but it does' not sound like it's realistic. I'm very curious to know the real story of what all went down. I've heard a lot, a lot of rumors, but there's nothing tovet. E everyone's being very tight liipped As of now, I think it's a story we'll hear about in five or ten years. Well, I think yeah, one day it'll everyverybody's so excited for the Snyder DC cut and everything like that. Is it really going to be better than the Justice Lague movie, though? I don't know, but all I can tell you is this I'm just asking out there. Joelle nodded her head like, I don't know. Dan nodded his head like, I don't know. Yeah. But everybody bought whatever the fuck HBO Max, is that what it is? Yeah You have to buy HBO Max or is if you have HBO, do you just get HBO Max? No You can actually answer this question. No. Okay go for. If you have a subscription, you do not need to buy it. You can use can log in like through your Yeah. likeike if I have it if I have it through my cable or whatever, I have it. Okay. But if you don't have it and you're like, I'd rather just pay like ten dollars and have the HBO streaming experience, you can do that as well It's totally worth it. There's so much content. And when does the Snyder Cut drop That is a Google question. Let me find out.nteresting. interestnteresting. Howo are you at Dayon? How are you? D? Well,' you know, doing it the best I can. California just reached reached number one in the US with C. Yeah. congrats, everybody. Congrats. We did did all. We did it. Thunderous applause, Dan. Thunderous applause. No, how about instead of Thunderous applause, Dan, you just do thunderous Booing Yeah, cheers, Dan, cheers. Oh We did work. Good work. did it. Good work, LA. Good work, California. We are the worst. dude We're gonna be making movies in Stad Nobody's going to make anything here You know, it's okay though. It's okay. We had it come and. we were so freak. This is Canada's chance. You know how like if we're in poll position for production and Canada's like, o shit. and now how in the cars and they take it on the turn and then they make a move on the turns. Yeah, this is Canada's chance to come and just steal all the US production goodood luck. can do it right now. You can do it right now Canada Right now in Canada. You need to make the incentives even bigger And bam. over. justust don't tax us J don't tax us. Everyone will come Do you know that the film industry started in in my hometown? Well, my home neighborhood of What this? Well, Edison's Black Mariah, where he was making the very first films was in West Orange, New Jersey. That's where his laboratory and where he did all his work was. You can actually go there. It's a museum. And the Black Mariah was his first sound stage. I don't know if you guys know this trivia And the Black Moriah was a rectangle or square that sat on a giant circular track And so it could spin it had a sunroof and it would spin to find the light because Edison needed so much light to make these films. that the roof would open and the whole thing would rotate three hundred and sixty degrees to find the sun And so the movie industry begins and it's like, holy shit, this is a thing. And then someone goes, why are we doing this in New Jersey Why don't we do this where the sun is always out and it's always seventy five degrees And it's always sunny and we don't have to we can do whatever that we want. And that's how the song, All the leaders, all the leades are brown and the sky is gay and the sky is gray Cifnia California Dream on a w Tuesday Well, that was a beautiful edition. That was written a few years later in the six But that's about living in Laurel Canyon and I think, right? There's a great documentary on the Laurel Canyon music scene. I highly What's it called? It's called Laurel Canyon, I believe. and it's on Epics And there's a two partarter and it's about the music scene in the sixties and the seventies in Lorl Canyon and it's just Fucking great if you love music and music documentaries. I do love music and I do. How are you man? It's I Heather Locklears here today. That's a thing. That's aaz person. Is she here, Dan Jell? Is she in the waiting room? should we should probably get into this show Heather in Nobbody leaves Heather in the corner. I don't leave Heather in the corner. I'm nervous. Can I be honest with you, I' nervous too. I'm gonna be honest with you. Yes,. I knew that we had a guest And I knew that it was someone of importance. Yes. I did not I'm afraid I did not know the magnitude of the guest this week did you not know that was Heather Locklear? She's the only star in the episode that would that we would ask. I mean, who did you think it might be besides Heather Locklair? I thought it was Shay because this is such an important episode also. know. Say specifically requested his story, which I believe is the episode Johnny C. voiceovers Okay. So I think that's one of Shay's favorites. So we said Shay, you pick becausecause this is such an important story in The whole You know, Scrubs thing, this episode is so important. I never imagined in my whole life that I would ever get in a position to keep Heather Lock beer wing. Let's not do it anymore. Let's end it. Let's stop it. G six seven stories aboutb show we made about a bunch of dogs and nurses in Canada who li A here a sties! Natur should know So gather around you hear Gather around you hear our! We are so! Heather can you? Here we go there she is. He! I got so excited my dogs were all barking now. Hey, shut up! I'm talking to Heather Lcklear How are you guys? Hi Heather, we are so excited you're doing this. We're very g guys I can't believe it. I'm over again Well you look like you're in a closet with clothes. What's going on? Where are? He is? I absolutely in a closet with clothes. you nailed it. This is my closet I share it with my wife I was hoping because there's a nice pink Yeah, put that put something up something else up because it was just my golf shirts and stuff. She would like that's ugly to look at. Let me put let me put Oh, you didn't tell me that those dresses were up as background design by Casey. I thought that they were outfits she might be wearing soon. Now you're telling me that Donal might be wearing or Donal might be wearing but now you're saying that Casey didn't like the look of the closet on the and decorated a little bit. Yeah, she put up she put up something so that the backdrop was a little different. I've moved the camera a little bit That is so c. Zach, you're all happening Yes, Heather. Well, Donald has Donald has two young children and so he kind of has to hide out in his walk in closet to do this. Oh I here. I put my dog out with my boyfriend because he would bark and be all over. And my daughter just left Donald, I have to say she just wanted to say that she has a crush on you. I don't think Yeah, I don't think she ever saw Scrubs, but I don't think she was alive. but I think she saw uptown girls. He We not together. were. We've been talking about this. Now we have so much to ask you, but wait, since you brought it up, let's start with uptown girls. Donalds told us a lot of fun memories of making that movie, Heather, did you have a good time making that movie? No, he had good friends with the co stars. He really didn't talk to me I think we had one night out. Yeah, he was really sweet, but he he was very much in a group and I was the old lady of everything. so I was like, o't. That's not at all. So you too cool for school P I was so you were nervous. I was so nervous. Yes, I was. trust He was he was, he was. Trust me, I was. That's so sweet We had I think we had one Yeahah, just one night out, right? That was it It was long night long night in a line or something. Yeah. Yeah But I' know in makeup and stuff. Yeah That was fun time. I enjoyed making that movie I enjoyed being in New York City in the summertime. was so cool. I know I was like, Oh, I'll go to New York. That's great. It's so rare when someone actually lets you shoot in Manhattan these days or even those days. So when some's like it's a movie and you're like, okay, I like the script.'re like and it's shoting Manatt.'re going to Vancouver. Yeah exactly Eactly. Right. That's how it always work. We were just saying that how Vancouver has an opportunity right now, right this moment. ye to say let't you have us in. Right But they could snatch up all the work. I know we just said that before you Be before you came on Heather, we were saying that Canada is in a position since the since COVID is just deevouring Los Angeles to steal production once and for all. Oh, for sure. Yeah. Just not with us Yeah we're not allowed in. But maybe one day they to let us in. Maybe one day they'll let us in. We never really wanted to go to Canada so much. I know. And now And now it's exactly like like life when someone's like, now we don't now you know now we're all like, please let us in. please let let us be in a relationship with you. Right, exactly. There you go. Heather, I was just looking at your IMDB An actor could only dream to have had the length of a career you've had. I mean you have I can't Donald and I can only hope that we have a fraction of the success you've had over your life. Oh, you already do. St. No, no, no. You started No, no. You start I' old than you Well I'm older than you. You're a smidgeen old than' have time to catch up. You' have a smidge old, but you started very young. now is it true that I was just looking, what was wasas it chips your very first job? That's what I mean he says It was my first job, my first line. Make them stop, please make them stop That's nice. Wow I remember. He, That was good I would have cast you. It was actually a group of motorcycle riders throwing a girl up in a blanket. I don't know if it was me or someone else, but I remember for the audition, I was always nervous. and for the audition, I heard the girl before me. Say, makeake them stop, please make them so up and I'm like, Oh, that's the way I'm supposed to do. So I copied her. Youole her line reading. I'm gonna try this. Yes, I did. I was w. It was very good. So wait, why was so these motorcycle men, I just wantan to catch the scene. They have a teenage girl in a blanket and theyre throwing. I think there's two of us and And I think yeah, they might be throwing the other girl up in a blanket and she's so terrified of these guys. And I'm screaming, makeake them stop. I don't know who I'm screaming to. Probably Probably to punch Yeah, probably to punch Jonroith Jon I hope it was Jhn Punch that came to your rescue Yeah. It's like if you're on chips and like your storyline didn't involve Punch or John. What's the point? Yeah what am my ha I wonder that happened with us. Like people, like you know, Heather, you got to two episodes and you got to interact with almostost everyone. Yeah.. I'd be funny if you came to do a show that was popular and like you never your story line didn't include any of the lead characters. Can you imagine? you're like, Oh,'s that's well. Oh actually, there was something I did. I did the First Wives Club And u There was a couple scenes and there was There was a couple scenes that they cut out of me. and then the only scene that I had had no lines. and one of the actors were at a funeral and he's supposed to take his hand and touch my breast and they show that. And he actually touched than it was kind of. And so I said, can you just take my name off the credit since now I don't have any lines and you know, saw everyone from afar. So it was creditless. So wait, you're in the first watch cllub and the only thing that happens is a man grabs your breast. He doesn't grab it. He actually outlines my areola with his finger. I didn't I didn't say that in the script. I was like. I'm so glad they're following his hand down because my face, my mouth is fallen open and I can't believe it and don't do it again. Just one take and let's go. Oh my God Yeah. You know, I always, you know, I've never asked someone this, but it's just It's a blessing because you're such a stunning woman and always have been a sex I think it's safe to say you were a sex symbol because you are you are' okay. No you were an are. Is it ever becausecause Donald and I never faceed this problem We're not sex symbols. Let me man m Did you ever feel like, did you feel like, you did you sometimes feel like guys like, I don't I want to do the part, but I don't w want to do that random sex scene with that guy likeike, does that have to be in there? Does that come up? Well it wasn't really we were at we were in a funeral. We were on the benches at the church. Oh Yeah, so it was and so there was more to the part and I had builded the bigger, bigger scenes and that's they just thought they I't know mayaybe I was bad in it And they went, let's just put that I doubt it. You're of you're one of the very few gold. You're one of the very people dear. We were talking about you because you're one of the very few people that was on two hit shows at the same time. Right, Right. That was very cool. Tell us about that. You were doing You were doing Dynasty Dynasty and TJ Hooker. Oh my. I first I opposite can you be? And Dynasty, I think they let me go because they were letting someone else go. and I'm like, okay, so then I got this other job, TJ Hooker. and then they brought me back So you know, I would go week here in a couple days on Dynasty. And it was no big deal. I wasn't the main first character, so it's only out a few lines in each thingight. It wasn't tough at all. it was a big deal because that' ever happen to anybody. Yeah. Was it two different networks? Was it two different networks? No, it was ABC and was they were both spelling Oh that Yeah.sh Aonpelling Aaron Spelling sure did love Heather Locklear. He sure did. and then he passed away and then I'm like jobless Don't say that. Don't say listen Bill Lawrence himimather Lck love himim some Heather Locklear. Well, I did Spin City and I'm not sure if he was writing on it then or not. I'm not sure what the thing was. Maybe he left, but I think he might have created it. Is that true or not? Yes. he created the show and I'm sure if he wasn't writing that he obviously I thought you were very funny Yeah, but he also, you know, Bill is a very one thing about our friend is he's very loyal and when he likes people He likes to work with them over and over again. So even if he wasn't writing the show at the time that you were on the show means he was like, o, you know, he had obviously seen your work and thought, oh, she's so funny, she's so beautiful. Well, I befriended his wife and so now I get Christmas cards That's the way in. That's the way in.' always the w Christ. What was TJ Hooker like? Because we always hear all these Shatner stories mostly from Star Trek, but you knew like Shachner, I mean, this is a long time ago Well, he was very intimidating to me And he's like, when you stop aking saying you' like you can't think for any lines K kind of like on your Sawn Scrubs, you can't think. You can't go, h, I mean you do. You guys do because then you have that bubble where you're doing something else. But he would say, if you stop speaking and take I'm going to start, I'm going to jump in So I'm like, bl bl And it was always like license plate numbers. I'd have to remember, Oh, license plate blah, blah, blah blah and this and blah blah and they'd have different fifty different characters in one show. And so I was just delivering the boring information. And it made me so nervous So and he'd look at me and stare and wait And I go, And hed jumped in and that was about it He He is very intimidate. He's Captain Kirk. I can understand why he's intimidated. Well I didn't ever see those shows. So he was this William Shatner. Even at the last Even at the time Heather, were you curious to not to go back and see like, o, let me see what this was this guy's allure of Shatner? Yes. I did I could see the allure. He's very charming He's very and he's very funny and very dry. I ended up doing a Boston legal with him and that was fun. and I was a little older more It seemed closer to his age than when I was eighteen and brand new But he and then I remembember going, I think I don't maybe it was Noobu and It was he and his wife and O we went to some place where you throw the bras off and you put them on the ceiling, something like that. I Eh, something similar. Something similar. I don't think it was that, but it was another place. And I was on the bar and I go, shouldhould I take it off? And I'm thinking he's probably going, whyy are you asking me? And he said, Sure, and I took it off and it's left there somewhere. He said, Wh Well youing me Right? Sure Let to this. What's his name on a Sinfeld? the little guy who the Alexander Alexander? Yes. So he is a huge fan of William Shatterner's. And if you watch, he goes, tellell me what Shatterner' is like, tellell me what he's like. And I'm like, Well, sometimes he's an asshole. and sometimes he's not But he's like, oh I got And I didn't want to you know, say anything I mean, there's nothing wrong with William Bill. But so you if you go back and watch, you'll see his cadence is similar to William Shatner's Oh really? He was inspired by Jerry. Now you have to look at it differently. Yeah.. Jerry is coming over Yeah we was coming over, Derry. Exactly. The phasers at the. Well, this is gonna blow people's minds. So Jason Alexander was such a big fan of William Satterner, that if you listen to his cadence, some of it is in the spirit of that unique Shattertenner cadence. Exactly I want to meet the person. I want to meet the person who's a fan like like is such a fan of like Christopher Walkin and tries to steal his cadence. That's the hardest cadence I've ever heard in my life. That is the toughest. I feel at home Speaking, right Speaking of Wait, by the way, you do a great Jimmy Crackcorn of Neil Diamond. Y. I had that stuck in my head. Jimmy Crackcorn and I don't care what the. That is the only impersonation that I can do that's actually. cllose to it It's really good. It's it's only because when I was a kid, I used to watch, you know, Transformers and and GI Joe A school on you know, WPIX and they would always in between the shows that they would play a commercial for Neil Diamonds greatest hits Oh my gosh. And I could only get the first lines. I don't I've never owned a Neil Diamond record. I've never been to a Neil Diamond concert I've never seen a Neil Diamond movie. All I know is that He sang a bunch of songs and they went like, turn on your hardart light. Ver good. Let it shine wherever you go. I really gosh youing around the world. Oh my good. C to America. It's his only impression he does sucks my. surprise. Now it's the only all the years I've known him, Heather, it's the only impression he does well They tried to go into do Earon and Neill You can't do Earon no. You can than great Earon me me. That's all we got. Now I'm guessing Jimmy Krackcorn is probably a public domain song. I'm guessing, because they didn't maybe that's why we chose it because we didn't have to pay for it By the way, all the songs in this episode, Heather, sometimes now that these shows are all streaming Some of the songs had to be replaced. because the contracts they signed for the original show didn't always extent to streaming So this episode I thought really suffered because there was some good music in this episode that is All gone I don't know if you you guys l I didn't notice Yeah, I did I try toue, but I didn't Well, the end is supposed to be a Nelly song, right? And that was not the song do. If you want to go and take a ride, I would meanin M be the Me. Yeah. And then wow. I just wanted to say that the show ends And it's supposed to be like we're on a rooftop in downtown LA. and it's like, and then I was really I was really noticing that that song whenever they were re What was the song Well, what happened was someone back went in, I think it was Randall Rand Winston. Rand Winston.. Oh, you know Randall Winston He did Spin City. Yeah, Yes. Well he he told Donald and I that he was the one who had to oversee someomeone going, Hey, we gott to fill in these slots. And so I don't know, they're not nearly as good. but I guess if you have the DVD's, you're the only person with the real all the real original music. But I think I do. Should we get into the recaps? Let's get into the recap because weve got to see howather Lchlear here. Janea Bachin wrote this episode. She's a very dude want to do the thirty minute recap? Oh, sorry. thirty minute recap? Not the thirty minutes. thirty minutes, thirty minutes.orry. I forgot. Heather, we have a new thing there Donald It's not new anymore, but we keep forgetting about Zach keeps forgetting about it. I love It know why I forget about it. I love it. I don't know either. Listen, it's anxiety for me we can sit down and I really think about it and sometimes it's good, sometimes it's not, that's how it goes. Anyway, Heather, he is going to sum up the whole episode in thirty seconds and then together we'll go through and really parse it all out. But now I get stop watch out. hold on, Donald. Okay, listen, this might be a little bit longer than thirty seconds, but I I really like it when you at least try to get thirty seconds. But then I might miss out on things and stutter over my words because I'm so nervous This is very nerve wracking. But here we go keep on your On your marks, get set. go This episode's about a bunch of things, but mostly it's about double standards. Turk and JD are fine if they rob the hospital, but not each other. Cox hates the fact that his girlfriend has baggage, but winds up having his own. Elliot loves the perks of having Daddy take care of everything, but longs to make her own career decisions This is an important episode because at the end, all of them are moving forward in their personal lives. Turk and Car are at the next level of their relationship. Jordan and Cox are going to start a family. Elliot is stepping away from her comfort zone and the hospital is becoming more of a backdrop, meaning this is a sneak peek of what's to come. Oh shit, Amazing. It was amazing. It was thirty nine seconds. so in some ways you failed, but let me tell you how you listen. Let me tell you how sh I I don't care. I don't care if I feel anymore I don't care because it could be I'll do a minute one next time. I want to give you a genuine coment. I'll do a minute one next time. you, Donald. I wantan to give you a genuine comliment, Donald That was real not no bullshit. That was a very good summary. And you actually highlighted things that I didn't even see. I saw what you're saying in terms of the episode U being um being about new chapters in a sense, but I didn't think of it in the macro like, oh, this is a shift in in in the show in that We teas the marriage, we teasase Johny C and Christa getting back together. Um We tease Elliot going off on her own. Right. Elliot separating from her parents and being financially independent. And then JD realizing he's about to be in limbo at the end of the episode. Right. J JD nervous about losing his best friend because Carla says the word we about Turk and her and he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa, whoa, what's happening here? Am I gonna to lose my best friend So my point is That was very good because your summary was not just, hey, here are the facts, it had some insight into it. I will gladly give up those nine seconds of failure. Areciate get the insight. So that Thunder applause, Dan Thunder applause. Thnder Dan, Dan, I'm gonna approve that Thunder apppplause second I wonder if we should make it so when we add these Thunder Applause sound effects, if we both need to approve it's like it's like, you know, in the nuclear code where they both have to turn their k. Oh yeah. Yeah. That's my favorite part of Superman three with Richard Pryor in it. where he's pretending he's drunk. And he has to put the keys in at the same time and he makes a con he makes a little not a concoction, but like a little levy using another person If you ever have the opportunity What about the beginning of war games? What about the beginning of warar games when they go turnurn your key, sirs the T your key and he puts his gun? Yeah, yeah ye. Oh, That was a great scene. Love it Sorry, Heather, we sometimes trouble staying on s. That's okay. I love it. thisiv me things to look for. This podcast should be called a digression. That's okay. It's good.ome I see some people on the web were commenting like, I really enjoy it, but they don't always talk about the episode. I'm like, Well, guys, that's the show. This is the show. Thats's the show. The show is there, right? The show is this. Right. We also have Jell and Danel. Okay. So they they talk about things out of nowhere. Yeah. All right, so the first thing I laughed out out loud was when I walk in, J Carla is in the apartment and I pick up our taxidermy dog to hide my tiny whities And Donald walks in and he goes, donon't use Rowdy to cover up your giblets The dialogue is excellent. weird word for what a weird word for What a great word. For grin gibleblets, I like Giblets. I love. It sounds like what is it gizzards to me? Like what giblets? What are giblets? It's like the extra it's the extra stuff the biscuits are burning Aget Gibblets are the stuff you don't use when you cook a turkey, right? Chicken or chicken orr, whatever. I don't know. I thought I' take it out of that bag go ahead..' the culinary term for edible awful of a fowl. That simply includes the heart the actual gizzards liver and other organs. Thereere you go. I know what those other ones are. Yeah. Yeah. No No one No one cooks chicken penis I never know. It M might be a delicacy somewhere. I'll about to say, I sure know You never know. Heather, do you like eating weird stuff or are you conservative with your No, I Like what's weird? Gibleblets? I don't Well I'm not saying you eat gibleblets, but like to eat like. You know, when you're out and about and someone says, ooh, try this weird food, do do that? 'cause I normally don'. I'm like, no, I'm gonna Have you ever had snas? No, I've never had c Cargo? I have. That's good. But no, I usually ask for someone else to taste it first and look at their face is Donald that you' Donald, are you an adventurous? I don't think you you try don't You like what you like I don't fuck around with food, man. But you like sushi I do like sushi and I like Listen, texture is a big deal for me. And if I know what it is and then the texture is what I imagine it would be like Then I have a problem with it. L somebody was like, do you like beef tongue And I was like absolutely not. no And it's all because when I was younger, I tried it and my grandmother made it and I tried it. tasted ex well, it didn't taste like, but it felt in my mouth exactly what I thought a tongue would feel like if it was g up You can always like just check your own tongue and it's probably like that Yeah. It justew exactly what it It was like chewing on own tongue and I was like, I'll never ever ever see it in like the deli counter, there'll be just like a giant beef tongue. It's gross. Oh my gosh. I don't like that. All those buds, those t People eat brains too. They eat cow brains, right? Yeah, no, I don't. know, it's a delicacy in some places Its like it's like watching Indiana Jones in a Temple of D Doom Chilled monkey brain Yeah, as we've talked about, that movie gave me nightmares U This was a big episode. For me in particular, when I look back at it now, it's even bigger, Ken Whittingham, the first black director Srubs has ever had.es, directed this episode I think this is its first time directing it too And Ken's a very good director and he became one of our regulars because we love Ken Winningham. He's gone on to direct so many shows. he's directed pretty much everything. He's directed pretty much everything But I remember thinking, I remember Thinking about, oh, they hi a brother, okay Um, So that that was good. I mean, that was that made you feel um Like, okay, about obviously about time guys. It's like middle of season two. How about some people have different minorities that are the show, right? We did We' had a had we had a woman? We'd had a couple of women direct already at this point. R Maybe Gle Man Cuso, I think Mhm. But I mean, now now this is twenty years later. this is still a big conversation. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. It's what it is, right You know, we've still got to make these moves, but It's it's what it is and it's time for it's time to change that. we got to restart coming up soon so But that's u That now now in in this I think in in a good way, there's a mandate making sure people do it., you know, the networks in the studios have really said when I when we made our show Alex Inc, they said, no, we want You know, it isn't, it isn't like, oh You guys can do whatever want. It's like, no, we would like a certain amount of minorities to be represented. we'd like a certain amount of women to be represented. And I think that that's really great and only getting better I agree with you one hundred percent. Let's go to break guys We're gonna to go a break and be right back with Heather Lockwere Hear that? That's my business hard at work. But what you don't hear is the hard work of optimum Business Secure Fiber Internet. Send her out. 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Use code iHart for ten percent off. That's herero d. C Forerving thatal low calorie food, some products contain alllow,ee nutrition ino on hereroot co for sodium and sugar content So is ato Anw U I'm weeping at two hundred fifty four because doctor Cox, I think winked at me. That's how happy I am to his approal Were those real tears or did somebody have to muster that up? No, no, I mean, when I'm doing a dramatic thing, I can get myself there, but in a comedic cart no way am I just gonna to start bawling All right, I want to you, I want to ask you to do Heither, can you do that? Can you cry on cue No That's very hard. I mean if I I want you to tell the Garden state story, dude Tell the story of Natalie Portman, and tell the story of you, the two different versions of Crying in that movie. Well, Natalie is very good at that. Natalie, like some actresses I know, can instad Sarry Chalks, another person I know who can do this can kind of go off in the corner for a minute and get herself into a head place. Oh yeah. and then and then do it and cry for me and then Garden State she had to do that a lot because she had some crying moments. For me I It actually was a blessing in disguise because When there was a scene in a bathtub, empty bathtub we werere sitting and I was meant to cry. And I there was a we shot the wide master shot first and And like I said, just being in that moment and was such a good actress and it was so real, it genuinely happened. And I cried and it was A a powerful moment except that it was the big wide master R And and the camera wasn't going to see most of that. It was just sort of establishing the room For those of you who aren't in the entertainment industry do what we do is now you're have to do that over and over and over again. You're going to have to do it when in a medium shot, you have to do it when it's closep. you're have to do it when it's Natalie' shoulder For me, that was close to impossible to just keep being able to emulate what had happened naturally in the wide shop, but's that's the task of a of an actor, but for me it was but I was also directing. So then I had to go Okay, this isn't going to match and you know what? maybe it's too much So I decided just to just on the spot go if it's not happening naturally I don't want it to be this false. So then it became, I only shed one single tear And then we had a joke about her collecting it in a little plastic cuub. But but so that that was kind of how I felt becausecause when I was directing I felt like, you know, if it's forced and it's false and it's weird that I'd rather not have it even be in the in the show. Is that what you meant to me it The exact story I was talking about. I found that I found that so fascinating It was like the scene was supposed to be something else and you You know, you blew your wad in the first your in the first in the Mar. Yeah And now it's and now it's time to do it again. And it's like, all right, well We're not going to get that And you turn you turned the negative into a positive. And it's actually one of the more powerful scenes the movie. Yeah. thank you. Thank you. That's pretty great. Thank you. I just G goad He. Go No, no, go, you guys go. I was gonna say that it's a good lesson for filmmakers out there It doesn't have to be related to tears, but about about adapting. So something happens and you go, and I've had this happen, you know, when you're directing something, whether it's a music video or a giant feature film, every day something is going to happen. We're going to go, okay, that's not according to plan Is this a blessing in disguise So for me, in this example Donald's talking about, it was like Being able to cry nonstop for hours was just not going to happen. It wasn't my head wasn't in that space. I was also directing the movie and had so much anxiety going on. So then it was like shifting, Well, what if it's not that?be Maybe baallling like that is way too much for this character? Whats what if it's actually a joke that all I can produce is one tear and we laugh about it U So sometimes goingoing with it and coming up with a new plan on the spot is one of the most crucial things of being a filmmaker But also a lot of blessings in disguise can come out of it Usually when I'm in that place, the director says, donon't blow it on this master. We're going it's going to be for a second. and then we'll come in and do that. But I do find what you said, I mean, I don't think Heavy tears unless it's like for whatever reason is called for, I think the real moment is when you're in the moment. and if it comes, it comes but usually your face and your heart starts to happen and all kinds of stuff happen and it becomes more real rather than showing something and trying to get to show something It's whatever else happens. I agree and it never feels as good. As as a pet peeve of mine when you watch so many movies and TV shows where someone is crying, but there aren't tears coming down their face. Yeah Next time you watch it a crying scene, notice if the person has actual tears in their eyes because a lot of times they're scruning up their face and making the noises, which is just a huge pet peeve of mine. would If the moment if it's a necessity and the project needs it There are there's mentol things mow in their eyes. There's all sorts of tricks. likeike if it's mandatory, go do it, go fake it. But don't don't do the there's no water in your eyes, crrunch up face thing. I hate that. I feel like Jane Fnda did that on Golden Pond or something. She talked about that. She had no more tears left. I don't remember something like that U Yeah, I think whatever the real moment is is if there's not a tear, yeah, just don't fake it. justust go Yeah. People have reactions about stuff and it's no tears come out O course. And also sometimes even as a writer, I find myself writing something where I'll go You know, in the script, all right she hears the news and instantly breaks down crying and like And then you think In reality, a lot of times people that doesn't happen at all. You might cry later, but in the moment of hearing it, you're just fucking dumbfounded. You're sitting there like like, you know what I mean And And you have to catch yourself as a I have to catch myself as a writer going be very sparing with tears direction and. Yeah, of course. because That might happen naturally, but also it can get, especially it's tricky when you're writing. one of the things I'm working on now is this drama. and I to you have to find those moments so it doesn't feel like, oh my God, there's all these tears. And how do you do that When the stuff you're talking about is very heavy, well, what happens in real life? you know, we Donald and I just had a friend die. Of course I cried, but Iorry. Thank you. But nine times out of ten, I was more sitting there like this, dumbfounded with my head in my hands and my jaw dropped You know, So you got you got to remind yourselves about's what's real? what's what's really what's what's true What really happens. I remember doing a scene for Dynasty. I don't think I've ever been angry in my life, you know, in that up to that time. angry but I'm so angry I started crying. And I think they were like, what the is she doing? But that was a real emotion for probably just for me You know, because being angry in that brought it about. but they ended up didid they use it Oh good. Yeah. I love that stuff. I love happy accidents, you know, You know, Yeah in the in the comedy world, we are always, you know, it goes without saying you're trying to keep those moments in. you know, we rip something we think it's fun. But in the drama space too, you want to be like Oh my Godd, Heather got so fucking mad. She started crying Eureka, that was natural. That was real. like keep it. like that's the stuff you's the that's the precious things we all stumble into, you know? Yes. Yeahah, it's amazing When we started some was comedically. I can never do it comedically. So right that Meg Ryan scene in freaking when Harry met Sally, when he comes over and she's crying because U she's gonna be thirty soon and he's like, when she's like someday. And she's crying . That's one of the best scenes ever in the history of That scen right there. That was your favorite comedic That's your favorite comedic crying moment. Yeah Easily one of That is my favorite comeda crime. Sarah Ch. Sarah Chalk was good at doing it for real on this show because she had times, I think even we've talked about it where she had to be like You know, crying pretty much on cute, not even from a dramatic moment from like from like that. Yeah It' pretty hard, I think Analgesic. Now I didn't know what what an analgesic was. It's aspirin Um Yeah But we've always laughed at this joke because your patient thinks it's anal jesic and puts the pills in his butt. In his butt. Yeah. That's so good That's a great joke Yeah, it's great. It's pronounced analgesic. The pills go in your mouth, sir. Yeah. No I didn't I didn't know what that was. Did you, Don Donald, you didn't know either, right? I don't know how many people got that joke at the time Well, no, the joke isn't that The joke is actually when you tell ' them that it's not on your. It doesn't go on your butt. Yeah. Right, right. Yeah. Wh gives a shit it really b Exactly. Okay, you're right, you're right, you're right. Who cares what it really is? The joke is old man, don't put these bills in your ass anymore. R Exactly. That guy, I think Donald, if I'm not mistaken, he was like a regular go to old man we often use but I've seen wasas he at all of Was he in a bunch of episodes? I've seen him a few times be like the go to Ancient old man. You want to ask Wicky? or is this something that we Wick Wicky's not gonna know that. And we haven't given him his fununkle pops. Dan, are those his fununkle pops behind you I didn't know Dan has his uncle pops right behind him. Dan, I didn't know if you purchased those for yourself or if they were for Scrubs Wiki guy. I acquired them so that we could get the signigned as fast as possible. Okay Heather, you might want some of these. They're they' We have we have Srubs Funkle pups. We have a scrubs Wikipedia type page where you can look up on the show. And so we the guy who helped curate this whole thing with a bunch of other people And he comes on the show every now and then and answers questions for us. But he's not really into it. Like he's kind of into it, but he's not really into it. So we're bribing him. So we're bribing L like a technical advisor kind of guy somewhat of a Yes that's a great way to put it. Yeah. That's a good way of saying it Hes he's technically advising. He's like the keeper of the sccrubs Bible Right. What happen I guess so And so we but we got to bribe him with fununkle pops otherwise he doesn't do his job well. That's what I. What is a fununkle pop? Oh show Heather. They're they kind of look like bobbleheads. They're they're a very popular thing. The' grownup action figures is what they are. They're action figures for grownups It's kind of like a it's kind of like a bobble head, but they don't these ones don't bobble I don't think, rightight? Dan? These are't bobble ones right? No They're just static vinyl to. There are funko pops that bobble. We didn't get those Okay, that's very cool. So if your daughter is truly a fan of Donald Bezon Um I know it's from uptown girls but you could get her a Donald Fizon Funk apartment. You know, herer boyfriend would be destroyed. Okay. All right get it for him Bake them up. Ready up Wake them up Bak them up. That wouldd be the coolest thing ever. I could walk around and say that I broke them up. The craziest thing is be if my daughter wore that dress behind you. Oh my go. She might like it Well my wife would probably break up with me Don. I like that so there's this pressure, as we understand it for women, young doctors to go in become OBGYN because they make a lot of money, I guess So we have this thing where the Gyo girls are coming after that was funny And then Jadie goes into his fantasy and they're having a pillow fight and they start making out. And then he gets interrupted. So he never gets to see any of the fun sex Right And then he tries to go back into the fantasy. and she says, I'm very glad that we experimented with each other, but I'll never do it again That will never happen again. Yeah so he he's missed the whole dreamy fantasy. Yeah. I love the fact that u when U Heather and Cox are walking through the hallway and she's saying hi to all the other doctors and everything like that. Yeah He thinks she's just flirting and she's like, no, no, no I slept with them. Right. I was great. He's like I knowather Heather unabashally the characters like he was like think, oh, you're bribing them because you're sell pharmaceutical. She's like,? No, no, I just I slept with them. Eactly. I that about her, though. She was like, no, you get to fuck around. Why can't I fuck around? Yeah I mean, and that's my motto too, by the way. think I think that's everybody. I think we're starting to gear into that being everybody's moto now There shouldn't be any standard Like that's what I was saying, this show is such about it's this episode in particular is about double standards. You know what I mean and how to and how we and how we tackle double standards. This dude so bent out of shape that you slept with guys at the hospital, but he's got a pregnant lady you know in his back pocket. You know what I mean? It's like Yep, come on. now you can't you can't What's good for the goose is good for the Gander. Exactly. Right, exactly. Heather, did you have fun working with our with our pal, the legendary Johnny McGinley Because it looks like you guys had great chemistry He was so much fun and everybody talked so fast on that show. I was like, oh my God Here I am when I'm shot her again. But no, I had a great time with him. and yeah, he was very, very fun. I really adjored him You guys had such good chemistry together. Yeah did So thanks. Thanks. You did. You had a good you had a good bancer. I'm sure Johnnyee was excited when Bill was like, Ohh, and your love interest for the week is Heather Locklair. Euse why? I don't think so. I'm sorry, why did you wasally fun John Cy McGinley was single at this moment too. He was like, Howam? you think did the Ralph Grab Hamm andammahammammam. Heather, we were talking about in the episode before this one because you're in that one too about these pharmaceutical reps who are often attractive women and they flirt with the doctors. Did you know about this? Yeah, did you know about it? I did know about it. they were like, oh yeah, they take all the doctors to lunch and they flirt with them and give them all the, you know, and yeah, I did. I was very well aware. My favorite line was anal leakage in the thing I got to say. I love saying anal. I think I might have good ring tone That could be a good ring tone U guysys. another one. Another one. Heather Lck Another one. Heather Lockleyer saying anal leakage could be your notification. In we lesly Yeah that But I did, I was aware of that. Yeah, because we were talking about the last episode, how was such a thing where they hire, they recruit these beautiful women who doctors are going to flirt with and go to dinner and drinks with And we kept this going, you know, you bring all this swag to the hospital and the mug actually, if you see, there's an earlier scene in this where I'm holding I'm drinking coffee out of a Plomox mug. That's the that's my gosh. And I think Donald, didn't we keep it going for like a long M P shows up in the hospital. There was always Plomach stuff all around because of all the swag you left stayed around for years. Now here's something I wonder, you know, there you always say beautiful women doing that But are there beautiful men doing it? because there's female doctors. That's a very good question. I think there are. think I'm sure there's I had a handsome friend I had a handsome friend from high school who became one of those guys. I definitely think they they'd lean to being good looking people because I don't know. I think think Again, I just remember knowing about this twenty over twenty years ago because I knew girls who did it and they were all very pretty and they would tell me. they were like, you won't believe how fucked up this is. Like P peopleople don't know. People don't I remember a girl from from my high school telling me You don't you can't believe the data we have on these doctors. likeike the shit we know. We know We know when they're prescribing it, what else they're prescribing. If they're not prescribing that, how many how it's compared to last month when we gave them a big incentive, that trip, lookook how much the graph showed, how much they prescribed it more. And I just could remember I remember being like, this is so fucked up. and then I thought it'd be like. I thought it'd be like discovered and over. It's like Payola back in the day of the radio station days And no, it's still going on it's still going on today. Like aren't the doctors aware that this is happening and they' Oh yeah, but they want They want the she watch in the golf drip and the pretty Yeah woman, I'm sure. Yeah I would love to go play golf with a pharmaceutical rep get me out of the hospital for four hours. P. We're doing all the Yeah. and sometimes it's like a golf or treat. All you have to do is go like watch the Plom Mox video And then you're like on a golfer treat, rightight? Yeah sip in Mot cool Donald, we have to let Heather Locklear go because we only asked her Yes, listen, we only only we only recruited a legend for an hour and we can't we can't keep her. You're funny. You guys are funny. But Heather, we really want to thank you because We really are your faces. We were both genuinely nervous, so I'm sorry if we spoke fast and nervously No, no, me too. So I'm right with you It was it was a pleasure. But it was such a big deal to have you on the show when when when this I remember when it happened and they were like, we got He a Lockler and me being like, holy shit, how the hell did we get He a Lockler? Because he had a good show Yeah Thank you very much. but it was such a it was it was such an amazing moment, amazing moment to have you on a show and then still having an in also because we had spent the summer together doing uptown Gir. Yeah, right. That was crazy. It was really nice. And you know what, it was such a joy for me to do because it was so different from what I was doing. And the writing is excellent. The show is great and you guys are great. cera et ceter Thank you, Heather. We really appreciate coming guys And it's good to see you. Good to see you. Bye. Take care. Bye Do we have a caller es we we do we do have a caller. Well Are we going to take them right away? We have to go to a break. What we doing? I think we should go to a break first Let's just talk for one second about Heather locked you. I have to admit I was very nervous. I spoke fast I apologize to the audience. You have to understand I had such a crush on her as a young person and I I was tongue tied Donald. I was tongue tied You did great. You know what? Iew I sensed that you were a little nervous. I was makingight. I was talking like that I sensed didn't. So Id tryed to throw you into a comfort zone and just have you talk about, you know, Garden state. Oh yeah, that was good goodood Ally you. Yeah. Yeah you got. Yeah, I see what you did. You're a good co host. You said Zach's rambling nonsense Why don't I steer him to a subject he likes to discuss, directing films. Right, exactly. I see. God, you're good. It's just ' I love you. Fuckking hell I love you. I want to We'll be right back shhiny dome. And on that note, we'll be right back Doar that That's my business hard to work But what you don't hear is the hard work of optimum Business secure fiber interternet Send her out. For sixty five dollars a month, I get businessusiness first Fiber with built in security that helps protect customer data. 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I've never heard v. I've never heard Vagina before. Vagina Jin It wass crazy that you got to kind of put it like a different like I don't know where this accent would come from, but it's sort of like a ground. Myang. It's too much. It's too much. Mjinine. Mjin Jang. Too much. T much. Another one Another one. Majar Jang. Another one. A That's a fun game to play. makeake up nonsense terms for vagina. I'm glad we played Well, you know We are who Well, listen, Bajingo is Bjingo. That becomes Sarah's term for vagina. It's her go to It her go to Let's bring in our guest. Okay, but don't mention any of the china terms around the guest. dud, I'm done. I'm done with it appropriate Oh. Hi Lie And Slly. Hi Sy. Who's Shelly? Shelley is my mom. So the last time I used this, we u We were playing categories with my boyfriend who's in England. But the day to you Oh to you. She took audience members, she took a sip of what looks like an apppple tein Apple teiny. It looks like an Ale teiny. I don't think it wearing water. She's wearing a Han solo tank top, Donald. Yeahes, she knows the way to my heart. Yeahes, she does. I'm gonna say something I'm going to say something real quick. Yeah, go ahead Hailey, you might just be the best guest we've ever had ever. If she's wearing that shirt. Can you tell Donald where to get that shirt, Hiley, please? Gott it at forever twenty one like. co.'s gonna be. Donald, do shopp in forever twenty one Donald's Forever forty six. You know, I thought Forever twenty one was the store that you went to when you were twenty one I did I thought that too, but I was not twenty one when I bought it. I thought forever twenty one meant that you wanted to look like a twenty one year old. That's not No. It means that under everything is twenty one dollars an under or something. Really? Yeah Joelle, Is that true there's things for over. It's it listen, I will say this. You can buy a three doll bigger items were more expensive, but Like But you could divide it and at the end you get twenty one, right? Something like that. This is Oh my God. This is a mind blowing moment for me because I up to this moment thought the whole concept was, let's say you're a little bit older, but you miss feeling like a little hip. You can go to forever twenty one and you're gonna look forever twenty one No, no, no, no, no. It's's it's you got a couple of you got a couple of twenty on s in your pocket twenty dollars five dollars in your pocket You can get five outfits from Forever twenty one Okay. I did that math quick. That was quick That was relatively goodick. Where you calling from, Hailey? I'm in Soladad, California at My mom's right now, so this is where I've been Ill lockdown. Yeah. Where is Sola Dad? Where is Solaad? I don't know where that is. U So it's near it's about half an hour south on the one hundred one of Monterey Okay okay So it's There's nothing here. There's nothing here. What do you haing to do? Bllshit? You're there. You're do What do you do in Solidad, Haley? Right now I bide my time until I get to go back to the UK. so That's where your breakfful is And that's what your boyfriend is Yeah you want to you want to get back to him I do Yes. Haley, can you can go to the UK, Hailey. You just have to quarantine for two weeks on your own Yeah, yeah. Well, we're doing a visa right now, so we're working on that. Oh, I see. and and are you are you content to be a transplant and live there full time with with your boyfriend I'd love to be transplanted into that country, so stick me there. I do love the UK. I love it. We love it too. I'm going be yeah, I'm going to be transplanting there myself Yeah. Youre gonna leand the UK Well for part I I'm dating a British woman and Yeah part time. I will be spending, I'm sure a percentage of my life there. Don't get upset I'm not moving there, Donald. I'm just saying that if'm if Haley can attest, if one is in a relationship with an English person, you have to you have to go there sometimes. And it's a delightful place to go. Hey, listen, they could be from a country you don't want to visit ro Hailey and I are lucky that it's a country we both love And the food's not as bad as everyone says it is. Oh, the food's wonderful. You can give me mushy peas any day of the. Oh Oh my God. Do I like the bangers and Mash? You you like the bangers and mash? I I don't eat pork, so I eat the mash, but not the bangers I don't understand why we don't have mushy peas in this country because it's can use p but it's not as good. You can use your pool when you get. You can use my my pool when I'. Ha I'm gonna miss you. Hailey doesn't have to hear about this. We can negotiate that off for. All right. Oh, it's fine. Just make sure all my rafts stay inflated. Anyway, Hailey. Hay, do you have a question for us, please, please I do. I had it on a piece of paper and I left it in the other room. But go get it. No get it. you buind. Okay. So this is my fruit cups, yeah? Yeah ye. which is probably my favorite episode and I don't really know why it's my favorite episode It's the one I probably quote the most, you know, like the data users who walks away Right And I love the music, the first scene whenever I used to Where I worked, I occasionally had to take, you know, a toilet paper roll or two from work And I'dccasionally be like, or you steal stuff and take it back to work or take it back home A But I feel like it's a pivotal P for all the characters, like Dr. Cox gets back together with Jordan JD and Turk kind of both realize that, you know, Turk's relationship with Carla is really solidifying in this and Elliot stands up to her dad So I was kind of wondering at what point in the series did you think that your characters matured the most or whether it was how you played them or how it was written All right, Hailey, look at Donald's smug face. does he did he say the same thing? Yes. he No, he totally agrees with you. He gave his thirty second summary and touched on everything that you just said And that's why he's got that shit eating grin on his face. You call it a shit eating grin. You wouldn't be grinning if you were eating shit, would you? I would not be smiling if I had to stick doodoo in my mouth. That would be like would be I get it, so it's not really a shit eatinging grrin. It's the face you make where. you're like o God, that' so gross. And it looks like a smile, but really not what it is. G gottaelle Joelle, are you looking that up for us? you need to know the origin of shit eating Grin Anyway. Anyway. So Donald, your best to answer that because you've already spoken about this pro. I think this is the episode where now when we were filming it, no, I did not realize this because none of us knew where the show was going to go at this point. M You're absolutely right. Every story that's told in this in this episode goes to the end E and every one of these stories. Elliot standing up to Her dad. This becomes her on her own and having to make decisions on her own We see how crazy life is for her when she has to do that, right? She's a hectic person Jud Carla and Turk go on to get married and have kids. Cox and Jordan go on to have more children Every one of these and JD's in Limbo For the rest of the season up until the last Forever in Limbo. That could be the name of the show. forever in Limbo Jil season up until season eight, you are forever in Limbo. You are the the dude who has no idea. We don't know where you're going to go, but pointint. If you were to look back After doing the whole show, this would be the episode My Fruit Cups where you like This is where they gave us a taste of what was to come I didn't see that to be honest. I was just kind of in more of a micro viewing of it laughing at the jokes. There was some there's some ones like you keep saying bide, Bid to you sir, the mention of Bjingo. There's some there's a few classic sort of momoments in here. Leaverne in the beginning when she's like, you look pretty. Right. Right Anal Jesic, the pills go in your Ano Jesic And your Neil Diamond impersonation Right to Jimmy with Jimmy Krack C. It's the first appearance of the Volvo I believe. Donald do you know the, don't don't ruin it, Hay because you probably know. Donald, do you know the name of the Brown Volvo Y M M. We named the Vovo Malik. Yeah. I named my Vovo Malik. Yeah Wow, And then you named just wait, is it your Vvo? I think this's JD's. It might be my Volvo. I don't know. Why'd you name your brown Vobvo Malleik, dog? I have I have a feeling may have named that. Yeah. I think Turk named the car. Be I definitely I definitely name my scooter Sasha. for sure You know,ever I post a picture of me on anything two wheel, people were like, Is that new Sasha I like post a picture of my motorcycle and I'm like, ooh, Sasha got an upgrade There was that time that you bought me that scooter and it was gray. You didn't even wear, you didn't even drive it once I did drive it around. No you named it Sasha. be honest. You don't lie it. I named it Sasha Gay. What are you talking about? Oh you named it Sasha Gray? Yeah. Oh, S. you took her back Well, let's tell the audience the true story of this because it really it was hurtful to me. No, I had to here's the thing. No thing no be honest. Don't I'm be a hundred percentard version. I'm gonna be one hundred percent honest. So for my birthday, Zack buys me a scooter Gray Scooter. nam S Gay. I named her Sasha Gray. That's very clever. Cousin of Macy Gray. Sure Sure. Sure. Sure Let's keep let's keep Hailey innocent of any absolute naughty knowledge. All. Right And problem with it was though is that you had to have a motorcycle license to drive it. It wasn't one of those things where you could just It wasn't a scooter that was slow enough that you could ride around on it and not have to have a license. So if I would have got pulled over, they automatically would have been like, let me see your license. I'd be like I don't have a license and then they'd confiscate Sasha Greay and then I'd see her again All right, now from my point of view, Haley, imagine you're my really good friend and it's a big birthday. I think it was a meaningful important birthday. And I was like, I want to do something like baaller for you. I'm gonna like I know what I'm gonna do. I'm going ring your doorbell, Hailey. and when you come outside, there's going be a brand new, beautiful, expensive shiny scooter there for you. Yeah. It was one of the best birthday presents evernt. And then and then for years and years and years, I'd be like Di ever Use the Good And he'd be like, Ohh my motorcycle license, my motor and'd be like, oh okay well, you're gonna get that, right? You can get that. Just go take the test real quick. And he'd be like, oh, yeah, the battery's dead now. I know. Yeah. there was always a reason. There was always a reason. that scooter around my neighborhood quite few times. Bullshit, Hay, you know what I finally did You want to go get Casey? I reclaimed that shit, Hiley, I was and taking her back. I repoed that shit. That shit was straight up out of a JZ song. Yeah. I rolled up. I rolled up and took it back A of protest. They repold your vehicle Everything was all good just a week ago That's what you did. You reed the vehicle. I took Sasha Greay away from you. You did, and it hurt my feelings. Yeah, I understand. U Anway, sorry we had to air that in front of you, Haley. Do you have another question for Donald Fazon oranel or I guess I have a funny story that relates to exactly what you were talking about a few episodes ago with the Temple of Doom. Yeah I have a funny I can ask my question or I can relay another silly story. Tell us your silly story. We've answeredilly story. and and if it's not funny, we'll let you can edit it out. Yeah yeah. We' We edit out everything. No more. So when I was maybe about eight, nine, ten, I noticed that about you eight nine or ten In between there, I don't really remember. So you were I was adolescent Right it. Got it, ahead. But I had noticed that there was something kind of growing on my throat area and I went up to my dad who's a doctor and I was like Dad, look, I have an Adams apple becausecause I was a child, I didn't know that that was not a girl thing to have. Well, that's not normal So we went to go get it checked out and I had to get something removed that was growing on my vocal cords. And it was as a child, surgery is kind of scary So after we had done the surgery and I was staying overnight, My dad was like, oh, we have some movies that are at the hospital here. We'll watch this one. It was Indiana Jones Temple of Doom. And right when it get to the partart, you know, and he's ripping out the heart.alim. I just immediately started bawling. Yeah. Thanks a lot. Dad. Yeah. That's why exactly. My mom came the next day, he's like, yeah, she had this really bad reaction to the movie. and she's like, well, of course she did. They were ripping out somebody's heart. Yeah And I don't think I watched it for at least another ten years. And then I watched it again. and I was like, this isn't that bad. I know but Hailey, this' one of my best movies ever. I know. But Hay Haley and I were scarred by this film. Our parents made bad choices How can you be upset at that movie? It Ia Jones. I had a whole birthday revolved around Indiana Jones later Not Temple of Doom. The first one mainly al Wit is it al lost arc is just as scary when they open the ark of the covenant and it makes the dude's face melt. No, I had no problem with that. There was something about there was something about There's a man that screams like a blood curdling scream. He's like Screams like that. I backed up from the mic. You're welcome.lc you welcome America. America, UK. Germany Italy Australia. you listen, Australia. you're welcome Another one. anotherother one. Listen. A lot of people are asking I don't mean to cut you up, but a lot of people are asking me And this is I feel we need to explain this We didn't make up another one Oh yeah. I didn't I just thought everyone would know the pop culture thing of another. No, DJ Cid Yes. DJ Calid Kalib, Kalid It college. Isn't it college? Depends. you know, some people say colleid, some people say colleid Andan, you're a DJ, what is it? Well, there's there's Kalid, the artist who made talk. And then I thought it was DJ Calid with a more like I thought that was Kallid too, yeah Okay J Kallid. DJ Kallid when he drops his latest tracks, he will in the spirit of Puffy back in the day going ahehe can't stop,on't stop Yeah, his thing is another another one. Like here's another hit song for you guys. right He has another one. There's that and then there's Major key. And then there's Wead the best Major key means what? if the song isn' in a major key? I don't know what major key is. That's a question to ask Scrubs Wiki.' now we're going to go to. No Now we're going to go to No imagine we yet Iagine we have we have we have askk DJ Kallid. And now we're going to go to As DJ Kallid WhatJ mean by major key? An one U So while did you ever find out what Sitting Gin was about? Yeah, there's a couple of stories. You want to hear them? Yeah, please. sure Okay, u so my favorite one comes from Rb Smith. He's from the UCSD astrophysics program, and this is off with the San Diegoreader. com He says the original form of this phrase was grinning like a possum eating shit which was occasionally euphemized to grinning like a possum eating pumpkin seeds For those of us fortunate enough to have observed this teeth together lips apart, smile on the face of the aforementioned Marsupial munching on the aforementioned sectological degacy, he's smart. The expression contjures up a very explicit and not infrequently very apropro image. So that's part of it. Did he say scatological delicacy? Yes. Those are not two words I've ever heard together. st That' stitting on my band . so so it's referring to an animal who's eating shit and has a big smile on his face because the animal likes eating shit. But it's not really shit. it's actually pumpkin. pumpkin seed. No, no, no, this That's like a clean version. when If you'reanging in front of a kid, you're like o Oh, he's like he's eating He's a pumpkin. Look at that pumpkin seed eating gren on his face. Yeah I'm going to start saying pumpkin seed eating grin instead of shit eating grin Um, Haley, um We like you so much. We're going to end with one more question from you. All right If so I don't know if you guys remember because I know you guys have been saying you don't remember someome of the episodes. But if there was one line that another character had that you wish you could have had to say Do you remember which one it was? Great question Hm Hm. hh Nope I like in yourindo, in youro. That's I say that a lot as well. I say that a lot. I think Id take sometimes when I'm banging this mattress, I pretend I'm banging that one. It's R quotes.'s something Todd said that Todd says Um I also like Neil's line. The goodood Lord didn't bless my wife with alt. An is pointer, thumb Yeah pointer and thumb picky I N French. Ni French is very popular You know, for either for you know, Uh I want to be the one inside of you. I thought that was very funny too But I said that You said that, so you didn't really answer. You're the only man who's ever been inside of me. Whoa There's no need to clarify No. Okay, sorry, I' got. Hailey, thank you so much for coming on. Good luck getting to be with your fea in the United Kingdom. Thank you. Perhaps I'll see you over there after we've both quarantined and likely you won't. w be nice. Donald give me this is called Pleasantries, Donald. I will wave to you. I will wave about keeping it real in the train Oh It's not a train. it's called the tube Well, there are trains. The tube is only in London. Yeah. Donald donon't listen.'t that theo isn't the UK No I'm in Newcastle, so I'm in like the north north of London. That's where I'm going. Oh, are't we Ritszy. No, it's not Ritsy That's not Ritsy London All right Ritsy, London is London is the hood if you ask me, y'all. Lve that. Tonight on Donald talks about different neighborhoods of London. All right Bye,ailey, thank you so much. Thank so much. Thank you guys. Thank you. takeake care, Hailey. Bye I once saw Lisa Marie Presley in London Really? Yeah, like at a show. She did a show It was like it was like Lisa Marie Presley's performing You know't firstirst of all, and I'm glad we're all finally alone now because I feel like we had to be great for Heather and then we had to Host Haley, who was delightful But sometimes you just want to just curl up on the couch with your friends and just shoot the shit, you know No, I totally agree. Yeah. So let's love it. Let's relax. I'm top up my pants and just. I'm going kick my shoes off Let's pack a bowl unless's fucking relax now Okay. No more house guests No more visitors just does. Let's get feetal on the couch and watch alone U, Donald show, ladies and gentlemen. No, no, no, no, it's not. We got more to do.'t. So Christ Miller is back on the episode. Christa Miller's back looking gorgeous And pregnant? And pregnant. Is that William in her belly? That must be Will in her belly, Yes That's amazing. know When I told Casey that she was like, holy cow This was that long ago. William is a is he a senior in high school now? Yes, you must be. And he dunked. he can dunk And he plays basketball and he got the game. Yeah. You guys are seeing him in this episode in Uutero. And now he dunks If you want to see him do it, you can go to Bill Lawrence's Yeah Bill Lawrence on on Bill Lawrenceer Ver VDoozer's Instagram. you can see his his son Dunk How about at ten thirteen when I go, I told you you smoked theanja. Yeah. That was improed. That wasn't something Oh really? That was improvved. I remember it was something else originally And that was funny. Yeah, I remember laughing so hard when you said that too. And I remember thinking that'll never make the epise. That'll never make the show. becausecause we weren't allowed to talk about weed back then. it was so scandalous Now I want to know you something, I read on Scrubs Wiki that your Brady bunch trivia here is wrong U know not about I listen, I don't know nothing about the Brady Bunch in the first place. so I don't Okay, well out Turk T T is quite wrong here and I'll tell you why. I can't back it up though, because I don't know shit about the Bravady bunch. I'm just telling you, so you know if it ever comes up again in your life When Turk tries to prove his knowledge of the Brady bunge by describing exactly which episode JD is referring to, he's incorrect. He claims the episode quote, Marscia gets crereamed, quote was in by the way, you could never name a show that today was in season was in season five, episode three, while it was actually episode seven that season. So somebody fucked up. We can blame who wrote Je Jene. Who wrote this Janay, you fucked up, okay? and you're Northwestern grad, I expected more from you. I really got to hand it to Christopher in this episode, you know making fun of herself and U, you know, making fun of the fact that she's pregnant and being so vulnerable She did such a great job and it' scen in the bathroom where she's crying You know, and u That felt very raw and real Yeah, it did, you know. and I remember when my wife was pregnant and there were days where she didn't necessarily feel like you know, she was The sexiest person on the planet. And I remember just thinking, wow, she's so beautiful. She's so beautiful I feel like that's what Cox was going through in this episode you know, u regardless of him dating He the Lcki' character and everything like that There's something special about When you see somebody who you love, and they're carrying your baby inside of them that you just think that the most beautiful human on the planet. Like I did I just I just remember