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Potential savings will vary This is Fixing Famous People, The podcast where two reality television producers pitch solutions to save celebrities in dire straits But first, let's get to the prefix, your weekly pop culture roundup Christopher. omin I came to a realization while sitting alone in a hotel in the Midwest. A few days ago And it's something I've been I feel like I've been battling it my entire life and I finally had to admit something. I don't know that this is controversial or brave. mayaybe in certain circles. it would it is I have to I'll be the judge I have to actually die. I have to complain about this. I'll be the judge of this. Don't like Tiramasu. I've said it, I don't I don't like it. and I feel like every time I've eaten it my entire life, it's been performative because it's just like ' the dream dessert. it's like you could tailor it for anybody. you could have chocolate ter, whatever, but it's 't do this it's seven oh five in the So it is controversial that I think it is Wh Okay, so go ahead, keepeep going I just I ordered seamless. And it came and I looked at it and I said, I don't want this. Why did Why did I order this? not to like is? It was a situation where I was ordering from an Italian place and there were like three desserts available and Tiramasu is the only travelable. onene, you know, I would have liked the. oversized skillet cookie with ice cream, but that never goes well when you're ordering it. It's never able to be packed properly and the ice cream will melt. Dessert in general Like o now now now we're entering the controversy hard is hard for like a u Delivery situation Yes. So that's we're already operating at a low frequency, but keep it's true. But I just realize I feel like every time I've ordered it, I just feel like it's because I'm supposed to have some loyalty to Tiram Masu dessert wise. and I just I don't like it I don't I I don't think I've ever liked it. I think I've lied to myself to please those who were serving Termasu, including restaurants Yeah, why Domin like, why do you seek approval from people? I'm a pleaser. I like to please chefs across the world. I just don't like it can't say that I agree because I love it so much. I know you do. I know. I don't know if it's like the What's there not to like is the real? I don't know because you know what I love is a Treres Les cake. I I love Yeah, you do. really do, but there's just something, I don't know if it's the Mascarone. I don't know if it's too much cinemama and I love cinnemama I think I don't know. Some people are like, look at my Taramasu and it's just like a really bad version of it. Like there's I've had some really bad Taramasu as what I tell you. And made That'sil you want. N kinds, but on this is controversial, I will say. Is it brave though? Asure T will tell I woulditer gonna say time will tell. We will discuss. I will tell you before we finally prefix that I A few weeks ago on TikTok, saw someone. I was rage bbaited into watching something called Let's make reffrigerator Tiram Masu and it was someone who assembled and made Tiramasu was outlining it. in the vegetable drawer of their refrigerator, the giant drawer at the bottom where you keep your vegetables, some people put cheese in there, what have you. That giant thing that could probably hold three gallons of milk if you putour into it. They just made Tiramasu in that. And then periodically throughout the day would eat a spoon of it like hourly and it would last for a couple of days. That's disgusting. I think that was the straw for me. When I saw that, I was I see where you're like, You know what? I don't Yeahah, this is men' behavior. If Tir Masu is it's a parody of itself at this point. That's what I have. h what people are like Here's a trough of like whenever like, uh I can't yesterday. You' you' listen, your fridge better be. and span as my mother would's how can I mean There's raw protein in my refrigerator at all times. I don't want an open air sponge cake dessert sharing space with Chicken. My compost, like my rotting my rotting banana peels, No thank you. The baking soda that's been in there the Reagan the Reagan assassin. No, he wasn't assassinated, but whatever. since someone shot him. Yeah, I don't know, T'ar Mu, not your year for me Not your year I also saw Do you follow Chef reactions on Instagram? He's that would you would love him He reacted to someone for a kid's birthday party. they assembled in an actual child's pool. I hate these videos by the way, and I watch That's worse than the fridge things. Six tubs of ice cream T bottles of sprite. forty bags of frozen fruit and just assembling it in there for like a kid's birthday party where people could just like scoop into it While she's assembling all of these ingredients in a child's pool in her backyard, her dog just walks right by the pool He didn't pee in it, which I don't too shit in it. Yeah. I have to get on' disgusting. Yeah. I I hate I hate that kind of stuff. Oh my go Do you see how bad the internet is? It's made me hate Tiramasu, the world's most beloved dessert. We need to go somewhere and have like a really good teramasu. This is like a longong Island ice tea situation. You know what I mean? No We need to go somewhere and try a really good Tiramasu and be and like change your win me back. Yeah. I think we do. Like a really expensive, nice Italian place That's like we're known for the termasu. I don't know where that is, but We'll find it. I'm sure there are entire websites devoted to the the world's best touras. Of course Speaking of the world's best tier mass, a reminder to everybody I should say speaking of sweet treats is actually what I meant The sweetest treat of all begins next week right here at Fixing Famous People where we We expand, we evolve, we give birth, and we start giving you two episodes a week On Wednesdays, we'll be dropping a supperersiz prefix for your pop culture pleasure And then on Fridays, we'll be doing to fix what we are known for, where we fix a famous person. And we'll be throwing in reviews and recaps sporadically and periodically for your pleasure as we Round out these episodes, very exciting moment in the history of this podcast. manyany saying that we have waited too long to do this. M And to those people I say This is free What did you want to tell me yesterday and we said, let's wait for the pod Christopher and I do that often, by the way. sometometimes we'll start a conversation and then say, hold up, hold up, save it for the mic. Oh,'re a plane ride A incendiary things happen on my red eye plane back to New York City One of those things is that in the middle of the fight I just feel on one of my arms, just like, know, Sly no wet. No No. And there is a crying child Oh L so first of all This young couple brings their little baby on a red eye flight from Portland, Oregon to Newark, New Jersey. M Like, so first of all, why why? Why Why Why Well, the bigger question is why not just put the child in a carry on and abve your seat? When will they make those kids? But just like, why do this to yourself? Like the kid was little too. So it's like and was for most of the flight completely fine and sleeping and good outut of nowhere, the kid starts crying and then I just feel like a the whack on my arm L over, there is white liquid all over my arm Oh, and I look over and I'm so angry right now. Oh my go, I is furious. And I literally said out loud, Oh my God, this kid just threw up on me is what I thought happened Come to find out the father that's sitting behind me opened up a bottle, like a formula and the pressure from the plane, the bottle exploded All over their row and like me and my seat, the seat like next to me, which was like the girl The girl next to me like was saved. You know, she like didn't get hit at all, but her seat got crazy. It was all over my arm. And I was just so in shocked. I just kept being like And Han saw because Han and I were sitting in aisles across from each other. He was like looking at me and I was like,'s not like Oh my god, And I'm like, Oh my Godd and And he' like Hasan finds like a wet wipe and gives it to me and I'm like wiping the thing. Dad behind me eventually realizes that I'm like freaking out about it and is like Are like, what else what can I do for you? He like gives me like a wet wipe And he's like, what else can I do for you He wants to like he like apologizes and I'm like it's okay, like whatever. And he goes, what else can I do for you And I'm like That's not the question to ask me You could stop having children, sir is what you can do and bringing them on planes. Well like nothing. Like you can buy me a new swes. Like meanwhile I'm wearing my really nice and expxensive theory cashmere zip up sweatshirt. So like I'm like, you could buy me a new like I'm not even gonna to say how expensive it was because it's embarrassing, like sweatshirt, but like You have a newborn, so I'm not going to ask you to do that. You can get this dry clean for me, but I'm like what am I a pr that you know what I mean? What am I like really nothing. You're not going to do anything. But I hate that, I hate that question What else can I do for you? I hate I hate I hate why someone's in the wrong and they hit you with Overly like if they hit you with diplomacy, I don't want that. I almost want when someone's committed an infraction, let's have a slap fight and call it a day rather than you looking at me putting the onus on me. No, you come up with the five things you can do for me down leave it up to me. No. soil saying you here's myell phone number. When you get this dry clean, send me the recet of Now in my version of this story, abbssolutely. Yeah. in my version of this story, that formula is Tira Masu flavored and I am ye it. You're of a volcano going off in your head I would have spent the rest of that flight like just moving my seat backwards and forwards to fuck with him and his newborn child. Thankfully, thankfully it was like close to the end of the flight, so it wasn't like too awkward for the rest of the flight. But then even when we got off the flight, I didn't look at him. I was like, I'm not done. And when the plane landed and the lights came on his son texted me and he was like You need to know that there's formula all over their ro And they like did nothing to try to like clean it up. and it is they didn't Disastering. Of course they didn. You know what I mean? Like And they were like my age. like they were like young parents. like he was like cute. L they were like like his wife was pretty. Like they were like, but I didn't like look over at that like I just like didn't have my mind after that. And I hate when it's like Okay, I've absolved myself from this now. And then when we go to the baggage claim He like kept staring at me and like trying to get in my eyeline and I kept like looking away and even we were like alking away like after three we got our bags, his son like went right by him. I don't think knowing. I like went around another whole like carousel way to like not have to interact with him again because I knew he was going to try to like Be like, we're good, right? And I'm going be like no, like no, you're an idiot And so that like void I think purpose again becauseuse it was just like too like You should have asked him for another bottle of formula and said, you know what you can do?' better let me spill one on you. That's the only way we're going to be even And again, on the most expensive thing in your carry on, and let me spill your formula on it your tiir Misu flavord formula In the scheme of the world it was fine Bye It's just like, I hate's God P planes are terrible I flew back in that thunderstorm yesterday, by the way. first probably the worst landing of my entire life, I almost asked the woman next to her if I did' hold her hand. It was that bad. Like we were It was like that flight from the Denzel Washington movie flight. At one point, we were oby. and that's how we landed All this to say This happens, like the thing explodes on me As we are twowo and a half hours into Avatar, fire and Dash Oh my god Because was like, we need to watch this movie. And I was like, never see it. I want to see it never Dominic Dominic Fire and ass. You know how I feel about this film Jo it's listen, you saw two minutes of it and you were like, I, what is this I tell you that like halfway through the movie, they just doing the plot of the movie before and it's just the end of the movie is when I tell you almost completely identical to Avatar the wayay of W And I know this is too long. O person cares about this ' like this movie came out like eight months ago. But like I was like, isn't this just exactly what happened in the last movie that they just redid againg, like we're at the same sets. I told you it's like it started off first. when I saw when I heard Sagorny Weaver's elderly voice coming out of a child character. I looked at my roommate and said, you're wasting your time. wentent to my room, took a full nap, came out. It was still going on. Yeah. No, it was it was still going on. It was most of the cross Is it a miniseries or a film Dominicke was so bad And it was just like, It like had the trappings of like this could have been something and then it just they just literally were like, well, like, we don't know what to do next. So let's just like redo the fight from like the climactic fight from the last movie. It's the same There are more coming. There are more films coming. They're not even done yet. It's so dominic. It was so I was like this is all you have and some of the lines were truly Hassan and I, when I tell you, we're like breaking our necks to like flip over and look at each other and be like, are they fucking serious with this one? Like it was so terrible. Yeah There's like Star Wars Princess Amadala or Queen Amadala dialogue all throughout that movie where it's like how did you spend all this money, but not on a writer And like there were parts where I was like, oh wait, this is like good. Like I was like, wait, hold on, this part someone wrote for real. Like I was su you in has levels and is like interesting. And then they just go back to like the most cliche like couldouldn't put this in a script because it's so cliche. and then they They lost me in the first round. The moment they named the prime mineral on that planet unobtanium, I literally was thinking about saying this the whole movie It was utterly It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen in a movie that they called it onobtainium. truly the dumbest thing I've ever heard. And Domina, donon't you worry, there is a ghost version of Sigornney Weaver in the flesh that is pops up at the end. I'll never know. I will never know. This is no one would ever add that movie to the Pet toown movie list and prof it L Listen, House of Gucci was like, you know, advantageous enough for us to try to get through that long of a movie. This was like this is like The Odyssey is going to be shorter than this fucking movie. Yes. Also Chris, for the millionth time, don't loop me into the crowd of people that can't sand House of Gucci. Like that was not a chore for us. I would watch that movie every day. We know, we know every day I could see Lady Gaga in her ski hat screaming at that woman at the resort all day Oh ititss in that movie Such a let. Re really great. So o, I disagree. No I disagree. I think she was trash and her wardrobe was trash as well Speaking of trash, I need let's let's get into some actual's let's put the train back on the tracks. The fever pitch. I need Taylor Swift to get married and go away. It's I can't take it anymoret take it anymore The fever pitch with which these journalism outlets are not even issuing an apology They're like, she's going to be at MSG. Just kidding, there's fireworks going off at her house in Rhode Island. Just kidding, she's at an underground cave in China. likeike they just keep going and going and going and they're like when they're like here get married already. But also they're like, here's like seventy million reasons why she's getting married NSG like We found a receipt in the garbage that said like Taylor Swift on it. We like You you know what I mean? Like it's like it's like a person opened a door and like we thought we heard one of her songs being played. Her wedding planner ordered Graces Papaya. Yeah. like it's not it's a dumb Dumb. It's d thing. And then and then like all that goes away whenever they're like Oh, there's like a a set being built in like Pennsylvania and they're like, oops, but they're not shipping it to MSG. They're shipping it to Rhe Island Yeah. I mean, it's sort of anticlimactic. like everyone assumed that she was gonna to get married in Rhode Island to begin with. So Do it and be done with it I truly don't care, like just I understand that the most broken up with woman in the history of relationships is tying the knot. So everyone's like, Great. put the ring on it and be quiet. Oh it's like here. I do want to see the dress, I do want to see like I do want to see the wedding. I do. L I am interested. You know what I mean? to see what she does But like I have to say I'm only interested because I have to be for the podcast. Otherwise I would would I would ignore it. I'm trying to ignore it, but I can't. No, but I want to, I mean, I want to see a picture. U But now this is no, but the thing that's annoying is fuck is that it's like they've now reported on this for like four weeks and like Not one thing that they've said has been remotely even at all like not one thing she's in on it. We just on a roller coaster with like the rags for no reason at all. I think her and Harvey Leven are in this together and she's like, I need you to just plant all of these false items to keep to throw people off the sent. And honestly, I get that because she's like I need people to not like storm the castle when I'm getting married so that like I'm safe. You know what I mean? Because these people are lunatics The opposite of that? Tom Holland finally admitted that he and Zendayah were were married. Zendaya were married months ago. So when Law Roach accidentally let that slip on the red carpet, it was true that they were married and he's not talking about it. He' He just said both of our families were there. It was a great day, and that's all you're getting That's it. Literally love anti tatan. loveove is so great So also like that's God, she's she's a star. I'm sorry to say whatever you want. That's a stop. likeike yeep That don those are real m are real. You know what I mean that one as the kid I say. you know, that's Meryl Strereep He You know? They did it good. They did it could. Now speaking of weddings getting overcovered, I don't believe that I would place this story at the top of the prefix this way. Jelly Roll's divorce has taken over a of my devices and I want to throw them away. gave a shit about these people this much. No What on Earth is going on She's releasing statements, he's releasing statements. He's saying during concerts that he and Bunny XO are still best friends. She's going on a podcast saying they're still having a kid together. They're both emphatically saying that no one cheated on each other, which means they they both cheated on each other. I think it was like yeah, it was a p to poo situation. All these think pieces of like, oh, you know, when people go on GLPs and lose weight, it changes relationships It's just the amount of coverage over someone who I truly and America I understand that jelly rooll will appeal to a larger swhe of the populace. I just did not think that this musician, is he that? was popular enough to warrant me getting three alerts a day on my phone from all the outlets. Its it's Bizarre Jelly Roll was this big dude who dragged on the in Memorium two years ago way too long. It was like he in the Emys or Oscars. That's how I know who he is. Remember like Uncle Kracker Lord That's I was putting him in that area. Does that make sense? Sure. Jelly Roll to me was just like It was always just inflated post Malone. Like I just thought they were justfated. I'm serious though. No true I don't I just I don't I don't understand it. We speak about Jelly Roll in our group chat in ways that we can't really reveal on the public airways either. because's a he's an interesting figure to me, but all these All these alerts have got to stop. I need them to just get divorce and called a day. but now that I know they're still gonna have a kid Ah yeah yy, we're never gonna to hear the end of it. Team bunny EXo, by the What? I don't just just because I he She's the less annoying of the two of them that I'm and so I like it. It's a draw for me For real it's a draw. Yeah Speaking of marriages made in hell John Penn is directing Bradley, Lenny Louise Cooper. in a january sixth movie. This is like they wrote on a piece of paper like what are things that will trigger Chris and Dominic to like have a mental breakdown? And then they put And this was like they'd rip all the things up into like a little fish bowl and pulled out for a. Do you know what I mean? Like the only way this movie becomes remotely interesting to me is if they go way out of the box and we find out that Bradley Cooper is somehow playing Kimberly Guilfoyle in this movie. That's then I watch it It's like you take two of the most self indulgent Hollywood males, you put them on a film together. I can't even I'm this to me sounds like Like a docy drama, like a real life docy drama of avatar fire and ass. Really? That's what this is gonna to be B, you know, Bradley's like, I gott to butch it up. You know what I mean? I was doing Lenny and then I was like getting my whole face rot and so now I got toa do like American sniper too and try like really He doesn't I gott to butch it up again for all the He doestin it You know, which he does need yeah, he does need to do I would like to do what I would like this podcast to do, and I will even set up a gooFund mee so the listeners can help us afford this I want to make sure that we send disabled people and Holocaust survivors to the set every day to ever shop for selfies Since he has specifically called these groups out as people he will not take selfies with, it's time to fuck with Sean Penn We're still not over him hitting Madonna thirty or forty years ago. so let's just let's get to it. Can he direct a movie He dec he I do know he can' like I know he can like can he actually do it yes, but like Am I feeling good that it's within his hands? No I will give him some props. He did direct a movie called Into the Wild. I think it's ten or fifteen years old with Amia H. I remember that which I truly loved. likeike I truly, truly loved the movie. So I will give him props for that. bordered on precious it became a little bit precious at parts, but putting Lenny Cooper in there. Oh Mar own Namia I can't even imagine it's going to be Dominic It's going to be like But all I know is Sean Penn has three Oscars and Bradley Cooper, I think has none and wants one in the worst way. So this is This is an interesting marriage in that respect where it's like Sean doesn't care about number four and Bradley is like, Bradley literally would play Kimberly Guilfoyle if he gota guarantee I like he play Ivanka Trump. He's like whatever you need, likeike we're good. You I mean like great. That would be great. I And also like what of all the things to make a movie about this is what we want to have to live through again for the million like you know what I mean? Y' a minute. every time Every time that someone's going up to be like approved by Congress, they're like, did january sixth happen? And the people are like, I don't know what you're talking about. L this is not what we I don't need this to happen right now. I really don't J wait uil this administration has ended before you start doing all of this. I don't want because then Trump's going be like Bradley Cooper is a fucking loser and like Sean Penn is like a is a lib tard and blah blah blah, You know what I mean? Like's I don't need I just don't. I don't need this to happen I don't But can you give us one single break? Do something fun and do a movie called january seventh where it's just people like picking up the trash outside your cafinet. Like nothing political at all. Just do that instead. I just know what it's gonna be and then it's gonna be. And then I don't want tona see the influencers fighting each other on the internet about why january sixth movie should be made or not. Like it's just like, Let's get some good news. Lil Nazax is back. U great news. Montero himself to the interwebs with a three minute reel say, you know, he's been in rehab, He's been taking care of himself. He looks fantastic. He does sounds. refreshed. He sounds and looks like a different person basically. like he looks So refreshed, so happy to have him back. I have loved him forever, like since the moment we found out who he was. My only issue with him, of course, is his association with Fire Rose's ex husband, Billy.other. Yeah, Well, well I will say that's how we got famous. So It absolutely is. It's a shame that the origin story is tainted, but now with Billy Ray Squarely in Elizabeth Hurley's bosom now, Lil NazX can shine on his own I just had my Little NazX silk robe on this morning while I was shaving Youre welcome for that visual. Have I ever shown you that robe before? I It's beautiful. I'll show Is it really a Lone Nazax robe? Oh yeah. When he released the last album that merch dropped and there was like a limited supply of these robes, these silk robes, and it's just him sort of naked, lying on a cloud. Sure And it's great U No, I'm happy for him. also said that he got diagnosed with bipolar disorder, which explains a lot. You know what I mean? Of course. That explained to him walking down the street in the underwear. You know what I mean? It It it explains. And he was like, on'm on medication. I have like I have all kinds of doctors now and I'm like, I'm good, whichich makes me feel so good Yes. Yeah. And also I want to say to him publicly You can still walk down the street in your underwear. There's nothing like I hated what you were going through, but I didn't mind the visuals. G your body b be banging Bang it. Yeah hang it And give me the vapors. It's too early for this. No but you know what else though is like to bring it here But like Brittney being an absolute won, it took on the internet for everyone to see. like is a cautionary tale for all of us and he's like, I gott to get my shit together. Do you know what I mean Like Hi y'o La You know, C you give us a Brittanyy watch because it's a great. I don't know if you seguue that on purpose, but she is our next. Yeah. Okaykay story Brittney watchatch. Hi, yall Britney wants a baby. Girl donon't do that. just keep saying. Dt don't do this guys. I don't think we I don't think none of my business. we'ar a condom. donon't do it I reuniting with her sons. reuniting with her sons has ignited A spark in baby fever Yeah. I don't peopleople say that a lot. Like I don't think this is, I don't think she would really have I just don't know. I don't know who she's surround through all of this nonsense, I still don't know like Who's actually advocating for her? Like that's why I like that her sons are back in her life because her sons are adults now and they can think for themselves and help their mother. because I don't know Usually you know who's in their inner circles, but I don't know who's helping her and I want her I want her to be helped. I don't feel like it's over. I think we thought that the DUI was going to like snap her back But she's got those, she's she's back on the internet bonkerersing her er bonkers on So that's that's going I think we're going to be with that. That's going to be there I said to someone someone said me and I was like, we all have to like like our penance is that we see her be be crazy on the internet for the rest of our lives because of what happen what we allowed to happen her Be of what we So we have to tolerate the knife dances. Correct U again I've said it before, I'll say it again, I miss the knives I think that putting knives in the hands of someone who's mentally ill isn't the wisest decision, but I understand the visual is all Yeah Don't forget, remember we had a clistener that made you a tree topper last year of Brittneany knives in hand. Kives out as they say knives out. I was thinking the other day because in her memoir she talks about how she li. cred abortion and no one knew about it except for Felicia, her like assistant. Felicia Kolana. Yeah and that like literally no one on the planet knew and like on the internet, they all, like people put the pieces together that they think that the song every time that she wrote herself is about that abortion and I was like, I heard that song came on and it like made me sad becausecause I was like, oh my Godd it totally. I wish she would reveal it on stage if she ever does a concert. Hey, y'all Who wants to hear an abortion song? You ready Stop joping every time and be flat, Jimmy. Iim anck. That's terrible. Abortion, Bortion. I'm sorry. I'm sorry Im sorry. No but it's really it's really like it was like I was like, fuck like she really think she's fucked up. Like, you know what I mean? Like they this fucked her this fuck like like that like she want to Star syndrome. She want me because she like was like, here's what I didn't get to have, you know?. Yep. It's giving it's giving Michael Jackson, but without without without touching Uh. Iys pray every day at noon. Pray, please. Still Are you still doing it every? Sheays she's gonna need it King Charles I'm referring to this as the Great British Thaw. I believe the thaw with Harry and the Duchess of Smuckers is happening. They're going to return to the UK And when they return to this UK visit next month Harry and Meghan will be given royal accommodations. The King has approved royal accommodations for Harry and Meghan Okay like that is makes me happy. It makes me happy Absolutely. Prince Harry has previously declined offers of accommodation at Bucham Palace, but it seems that this time that will be the case. This is also the kids Archie and Lilibet are expected to return to the UK for the first time in four years. I guess they were tiny top time they were. I feel like its This is them like booties on the ground in the UK as it were. Gbye Non booties on the ground. L I want this is a good time for this The world needs this, you know what I mean It absolutely does. And like I feel like we've we've put our weapons. I'm sure the Daily Mail still every day, like writes an article that like Meghan Markle is a monster, Baa, but like I feel that we've kind of like put our torches down for her a little bit and him Like and I feel that like we're good we're always good in the hood. You know what I mean? Like I feel like Now, yes. All I know is yes it's a yes, I'm thinking, but it was like when I saw him showing up at the final NBA game, I'm like What are you doing there? That I truly. And I never like of all the celebrities that were dotting in and out who were annoying the piss out of me throughout the NBA finals, when I saw him show up in San Antonio, I'm like, what on earth is What is Princess Diana's son doing in San Antonio, Texas at a basketball game? This is an unnecessary celebrity synergy here. like, what is the is he was a basketball fan? I doubt it And he was like, what am I doing here? You know what I mean? was like And then he was like, we need to go back to the UK. I still don't understand why Meghan Markle wasn't on the newest version of suits. I still don't understand how that came and went and there wasn't like There wasn't an executive order demanding that the next time suits dare to come back that they don't just put her on it No, rememember my pitch all around. Remember my pitch was like her it's like her heels following like the like the Elevat doors open and there's like clip, clop, clip clop of heels and it's like season finale and then it like pans up and it's her Like that would be it happened. Well it's over. but it got cancellled. Wht Well that's why because she didn't do it. that no one watched it. It's like Why wouldn't she do it Speaking of families that need mending, none more urgently than of course, the Beckhams So it turns out Well, as you all know, Brooklyn Beckham did like a FIFA. ad about how he's not going to he's not using his FIFA tickets because it's a long story. It's complicated mocking the fact that he's been Tashing and abandoning his family in the public.so terrible commercial, by the way Yeah, not very good actually. It just like isn't the Gachcha, you think it is is him being like, it's a long story. L I'm like is gotcha He did make one million dollars to do it. How very Austin powers, but he did make a million dollars. In response, his family does what they always do. They just played it very cool. And on Father's Day a few days ago, Victoria, known as Poshpice globally, put a photo on Instagram of David Beckham with all four of his children with his arms right around Brooklyn in in a throwback photo and Pash is just saying, David Beckham is the best dad in the world blah blah, blah, all this stuff So just sort of ignoring it The World Cup only has a few weeks left. I is your opportunity, Mcams But this is if they don't solve their problems during the World Cup, they will never get back together This is it This is it They need to be seen They just they need to even have an off camera reunion just to satisfy people. Like the way that we're seeing Teresa Judice and Melissa Gorgo like we didn't see the actual d contact we know that it happened. Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah. we see That's good enough. It's good enough. Just make the world right and just get back together. just Do it. Remember again, I bring this up all the time, but remember whenever they did like the Olympics and they were like all in the little mini coopers then they were like And they like all the different spice girls were like converging onto the stage. That could be them, like in little mini Cooper like on the hs of minini Coopers. And why not all the whole family converges together. And then Nicola Peltz comes in her own little mini whatever the hell. Maybe she comes on a PT crruiser. Remember PT crruisers are those still in existence? I don't know, they make me uncomfortable. I have to be like the thought of them makes me. Why am I saying it so much They're all on miniooers and she comes on a PT cruiser I don't like her I don't You love her. What do you mean? That's your girl Nicola Pelts, you like we' obsessed with her I was, but now I feel like she's completely responsible. I've turned on her. I think that I'm sort of team posh now because I don't you don't do you don't do that to your mother. You don't, you don't what he's doing, you don't do. It doesn't matter how evil your mother is, you don't turn on your entire family like that. I think this commercial I think it was really bad for him. sereriously, like I think it was a really millioncent. One million, one million percent. Ra really. Yes there is like a commercial right now that's like all of them in their roles. Like it's like him as Doctor Evil. And then what's his name? Is it Seth Green? Is that his name? Is like the s And then on her name is Frafred Brresner, Have you seen this? No no, they brought back all of the like doctor evil people. Oh I love that. I cannot remember what the commercial was for, but it was was it for World Cup I don't remember. it's for some like, it's either like door dash or something. But they have like a there's a commercial where they're all like reprising their roles and it's very funny. That's funny. Well, actually, what we will be on the al thear today, one of the stories we' be talking about is that they will be doing an Austin Powers four It is in development. So they're all coming back doing that's why they're doing the commercials. I don't know. Yeah That I don't know. I'm a viewer. I'm I'm surprised. I mean I get why he doesn't need to work Mike Myers from being Shrek and they paid nine bajillion dollars. But like I do like he was so funny He was. The Austin P movies are hilarious. They truly are such stupid vibes. Gold member, come on Beyonce's best role. Oh slam know. I'm joking.'king am I She's literally like am I Have you seen Dream Girls? Well before we leave the Beckhams, we would like the world to know that another Beckham son, Romeo Beckham, although it could be pronounced Romeo because I don't know I'm sure she fucking annoying ass fucking Victoria will be making his acting debut in a film called Forty Love It is a gay kil Tennis story. Literally h me withs. Tennis story So when doctor Rabbi Rebecca Louise Bregman told me about this, my only response was, is he playing a lesbian? if this is a gay tennis story? Like if he's playing Martina Nevratalova, I'm there But if with all of the gay talent in the world, you've chosen Romeo Beckham to appear in this gay Tennis movie? I don't know, Snooze sneews. They're like rackets are going to get like intertwined accidentally and then they're going to like fall into like I just like give me a break Honestly, I can't think of a less sexy sport than tennis. I'm being serious, like what Heated rivalry I don't know those I don't know Sticks slappin sure. I love that Goodbye. It's already like heated hockey's already violent enough that heated rivalry starts off sexy, but tennis is just like. I know but there's like sexual not in a sexy way. Thoses years ago on like inside Amy Schumer. Remember when she had that TV show, She did like a parody that was like tennis, but they would be like Like and they'd be like so sexual and they was like really funny. I don't know, we'll see if Romeo Beckum is the person being cast, like this isn't a serious movie These are not serious people, Sia. Like, you know Can we do a quick Broadway? There are a lot of Broadway things happening this month in the news First of all, before we get there, the one and only Nicole Kidman saluted her ex husband, Me Ryan on the internet this week where the Father's Day post saluting all the dads in her life, and he was one of them, which seemed like a bit of a thaw there and speaking of Father's Day, many people were noting that Giseele Bunchin, who has several children with Tom Brady on Instagram posted What a great role model her current husband is. and I did not mention Tom Radio Fondestay. Nice.. I love that G gettingting to Broadway and we bring up Nicole Kidman because what could only be described as a Mount Rushmore photo on Instagram, Nicole Kidman, Rosie O'Donnell and Orfe, an artist who we I don't think I've ever even spoken about on our broadcast before, went to see every brilliant thing starring Mariska Hargate on Broadway. And when I tell you that seeing Marishka, Nicole, and Rosie in a photo together, I drew breath when I that was big, that was big Drew breath Absolutely insane A reminder true that Marishka will just be on Broadway for two more weeks in every brilliant thing your Tickets When is Rosie going to be on Broadway That's going to happen at the end of July going into August. You'll be at the Darrel Roth Theater with her O woman show commommon knowledge. We have to get tickets. We gott to get our. We got to get our We gott to get our boots on that ground. And speaking of Rosie Jimmy Kimmel is taking off two months this summer just for vacation on the roster of guest hosts is Rosie O'Donnell And he basically announced like one of Donald Trump's favorites will be taking over for a week or two. Rosie back hosting a talk show and, you know, here we, here we go. hereere we we go But listen, very few people do it better slash make more noise when they're doing it. So she's not going to show up there and just be quiet about it. She's going she's I I'm's my God Do you want to know who else is on that list, Christopher? to guest host Kimel Jelly roll No, is that real? Yeah, I swear to God I swear to God backack's. That's how I feel about him. Sure. L sure. Everything I know about him is like, you know, when people say like everything I know about this person is against my will.'s how that's how I feel about him That's the noise I made every time I got an alert about their divorce. It's like after the two hundredth alert, I'm like, now, we have to talk about this on the podcast, which says a public service I guess this is Broadway related, not really, but I'll just put it here anyway When the Wizard of Oz leaves the sphere, it's record breaking run at the sphere. It has made hundreds of millions of dollars the sphere The next movie to take over will be The Rocky Horror. Picture show will be shown at the sphere Which when I saw this, I was like, that's really smart Mhm Because that really interesting, really fast fun. I don't see because that they have that show, that property has lunatic fans and, you know, anyone who's was a high school theater kid at all has been to the theater where you're throwing toast, you're screaming back at the screen like all the like all the things that to me is like fun in the sphere. In the sphere it will be Yeah In the sphere it will be great, but those people will yeah, it's going to be crazy. But I think that could be fun Those of you who thought May would be the month that we got our tickets to Ariana Grande and Jonathan Bailey appearing in the West E production of Sunday in the Park with George We received an email saying, whoopsy, we're going to do it this summer. It's still the tickets will be on sale End of the summer maybe the fall And the show will run next summer on the West end. So it's coming it's that far away Oh yeah. Yeahah, yeah, yeah It's a twenty twenty seven number. I thought it was. I thought it happened and it was done, I think. I like L how. That's crazy. M So the tickets will be on sale this fall. Well we need to that's another that's a Clintternational situation that we need to get to. Tickets to the West End Olivier Award winning hit Addington this has some I don't this is supposed to be so good and I can't wait to find out why becausem I'm not interested on the surface, but I'm interested that everyone has said that it's so wonderful, but it's coming to Broadway, tickets for Paddington. are now on sale If you want to go see it, when it launches next spring. Nervous Everyone was sure. just nervous. it already won it already won every award in England. so I'm have you are you gonna like like in like the car He looks like he looks like the stuffed animal. It scary So Everyone loved Pink's performance as the host of the Tony Awards. How How could they not Now There's a rumor that Pink and her daughter Willow will be appearing on Broadway themselves in a revival of the musical nextxt to Normal I'm interested. I'm interested I'm interested. I mean, you moved to New York to have your theater kid be closer to Broadway. and then two minutes later, you're both on Broadway together. mission accomplished, baby. And like She really did a great audition by being like, I'll do all that jazz and do like the Fossey choreography and like she did all of it. You know what I mean? Like she was abbsolutely. She's like, I could do this. And then everyone was like, yes, you can. Yeah. They were like, yeah, yeah, absolutely There is also a musical adaptation coming of the movie, What's Eating Gilbert Grape This is taken for me. D did not see that one coming On the surface, I Jon't have much interest. I would think that this is more of a play than a musical, but We'll see how it goes. Nothing of course seems good. If you don't know the Leo Diaprio was nominated for an Oscar for playing a mentally challenged individual in this movie. that's the thing that I remember from it So we'll just see how it goes And finally, on Broadway Watch There's a theater in England The Shaftsbury Theater, a very famous British theater, which is currently showing Avenue Q in London which is going to be renamed The Judy Dench theater? No That's good. That's great Wow Can you imagine being so old that these things happen while you're still alive right now Congratulations, Stam, Judy. You're a favorite of this pod and of our planet, I might add Why haven't they done a reboot of Avenue Q They did w in New York, but I think actually no, I don't think it was a reboot. I think it moved from Broadway to off Broadway and played off Broadway again for a minute I just I dbing it back. Imagine a version where like all the sets are like, it's not like the black boxy theater version and it's like a like elaborate like that to me is like ripe for like Someone to do like a crazy new version of it. Like Avenue Q Eangeical ball. Yeah basically. Yeah basically. Like what like that right If you put that rum Tum tugger in it, I'm there. I am We know you're there. Please mrter Syidney Harkourt, go to his Instagram Moto But like do you know what I mean? Like I'm surprised that hasn't come across our desk yet is like someone's like developing a new version of Aen. Speaking a Broadway Lincoln' Center Theater has mounted a production of The whoopy monologues U when Whoopy Goldberg became famous in the early eighties, she was she did a Broadway show where she was doing the series of characters. This was like eighty three, eighty four. So they' From what I understand, they're bringing that back, but with different actors. U Kerry Washington, Kisha Lewis, Dominique fish back like All these actors have now signed up to be in the what has it been announced as the final cast here. Dominique Fishback from Swarm, Keisha Lewis who won a Tony for Hell's Kitchen Kerry Washington, who is of course, Olivia Pope, bigig names who are going to be apparing at Lincoln Center Theatater in the Whoope monologues written B Wh be Goldber So we interest bringing back Yeah. ye It's going to be a limited run. I don't know too much about it, but We'll find out more. We might need to be. B on aroundround for that as well. Let's talk about the u the Jooles formerly known as do we have J Pitts? Do we have to? An article came across my desk where it just says child, it just said Brad Pitt is healing From what? Fr what is fromom what is Brad Pitt healing? I need the press to stop sucking Brad Pitt's dick at this point until he gives an interview about what happened on that goddamn plane coming home from your ofall. I need I've had it. After reading the article last week or the court documents of He did like him putting his hands on Angie and one of the kids and berating them and all this shit I'm truly not a fan of Brad Pitt anymore. I didn't understand how severe it was until a Klistener heard us talking about it and sent me the unredacted court papers describing what he did on that plane Like I'm sorry, this is If I hate Chris Brown, I got to hate Brad Pitt. There's no There's no two ways about it. I ye Interestingly Another article comes across our desk Maddox Joie. It's so like it, you know, as much as we will talk shit about anything that that comes across our desk. There is really stuff that we never know, especially with the family dynamics. Maddox is still actively hanging out with the pits Like he was recently at a cousin's family event that Brad was not at And so Maddo's like You know, Brad Pitt's parents are still Maddox's grandparents and his Brad's cousins are still all the kids cousins. and Maddx apparently is still in touch. with that half of his Like But is Brad even in touch with those people? It' I don't know My families are fun. You know what I mean? Like you's like you fucking losers? Like I ditched you thirty years ago. RIP to James Bors He directed every episode of Will and Grace. He was a This is big. This is a big one. He's the co creator of cheers taxi, like probablyro directed a few episodes of every sitcom you love growing up. Like this is a giant friends. I mean, I can't believe I let much so much so that he like plays himself in the comack because Lisa Kudjro like loves him so much an RIP, he was in his eighties and a true giant, like a tectonic individual in show business Also, randomly RIP The girl from the Ring The creepy girl. I saw that Samar us. U was that the character's name? Yes. the girl the girl like that comes out of the TV is Samara, yeah Davy Chase, she was only thirty five years old. She also appeared in Donnie Darko in Big Love, You might recognize her more from there But yes, RIP, ooh, thirty five. goodood Lord. I know, that's my age Oh my, that's so sad Oh, that's right, you're fixing to be thirty six in just a few weeks. I sure am. late thirties. I mean, it's really late But once you pass out I'm a start rounding Also RIP, speaking of Tectonic. to Dame Clive Davis. ninety four Dame left. yearsars old This elderly homosexual is known for having a golden ear. He's most closely associated with Whitney Houston for quote unquote I have a problem with the word discovering when it comes to artists talented as Whitney, but he did put her on the map, but a pretty polarizing personality as far as like pushing artists to the brink. like not everyone is shedding a tear that Clive has has passed away someone was like, Whitney celebrating watching Clive go to hell and it was like her like doing like her dance, like her crazy dances and like ye. raaising her hands off singing Well, I mean, you know, most people who follow these sorts of things will say that Clive was responsible for pushing Whitney into a comeback before She was ready for it and that that contributed to her passing away. So as much as him having a golden ear is part of his legacy, it's a little There's a little Phil Specter here happening off Yeah. there's a little Pil Specter memory happening here where it's like Yeahah, you were. tr truth. No, it's like he was a great force in the music industry, but did he push people too far? And the lists of artists that he might have pushed too far include like Phyllis Hyman and Aretha, but still like Santana was an example of an artist that he like Clive Davis was was instrumental behind the Santana comeback with smmooth with Rob Thomas. So Carlos Santana, one of the few people releasing a positive statement. Other people were like Philll Himmon's looking down at you, Clive. and so is Whitney. and they're watching you bd. Wh is R? Where is Rob Thomas Should we fix them? ould we pull him out of his shell? We might have to Matchbox twenty was like so famous For a minute. Yeah. They really work brief minute. I'm just screaming, I'm just a little unwell trying that, right That's him, right? Yeah. honestly, I don't know Anyway All right, let's move right past. Have you seen Toy Story five? No. Well, everyone else has, it's a beast It made, and I think this is right, forty four quatrillion dollarside But it is the highest grossing movie I think of the year so far. It made one hundred and sixty domestically. and like hundredundreds of millions worldwide. That's great. I don't know why I'm not in a rush to see it because There've been so many I love that Joe KQusack is like the A story in it. Yeah I love that that that's the main story in the movie, but I'm not in a rush. I'll watch it on a plane. Yeah, sure. That's what I'm going to do too. And again, like we we said before, but like again Choy story one Perfect film. Yeah. peri. Period Second one, great. Third one, every single person my age was like weeping in the theater because it was like third one was that was And then we were and then we were good to go But then of course, they need to make more money so they made a fourth one, which I didn't Toy Story hor baby. Yeah. and they of this one, which like sure And like there's things to do. you know what I mean? Of course there's things to do. And again, like the I think the villain of this is like an iPad ike becausecause it's like, they don't play toys any and whereere they play with like, likeike screens Its like is I get it and is relevant, but like You know, we just did so much that do we can need to be No, I want there to be a version of Toy Story where they're all sex toys That's what I think it should be. Then you call that Tory story horr. Why not I'll see that in the theater. I'm sure that was one like porn hub somewhere, Toy story horr, I'm sure. Toyory horror. All sex chys, like all of it Pocket rocket, backack massagers, of course but blah absolutely. Like an army of them that look like a Christmas tree field. Yeah That's what we want You're welcome, Hollywood. I'll take twenty percent of the proceeds for that. Okay great Well, Anne Hathaway is pregnant. And while I am thrilled for her I just don't know why you do that to your body after you got your face in the perfect snatched position. When did she get pregnant? becauseuse when we saw her at the frrein like Oscars, this like only a couple months ago, she was like maybe it happened that night. She was like pregnant, got impregnated that night. Like it was in her hand she was even like three days pregnant whenever we saw her. Maybe during the extended ovation for Michael B. Jordan, her husband inseminated her right there in the crowdout anyone looking Or was she like truly had just gotten pregnant and that's why she looked so good Maybe it was a glow. Maybe she actually didn't have worked done. She like I'm just seven pregnancy. And now here we are, you know I don't know Congratulations. I'm wrong that the timeline to me is strange. No And that's not like a conspiracy theory, but it's just like as I was like, what would the conspiracy be? I mean, she was pregnant. I don't know. I don't know But you know what I mean? It sounds like I'm not question if she's pregnant but it's like it just is crazy it sound Damn And she like when you see the picture,'s like, she's pretty pregnant. like Yeah. likeike hereere's my bum. and she looks like she's about five months pregnant. So maybe she was she probably was pregnant.ess that is. And it did contribute to how great she looked Yeah. Well, there's going be a gooslin tell all can't wa Hoen Goslin is going to tell He's the one of the eight from John and Caplus eight who the family does not. He's with his dad and the other seven are with the mom. So he is going to he's going to cut loose. He is finally going to tell us everything about The childhood, I am one hundred and two percent sure that Kate Gosland's not going to like this. No, she's not going to it's not going to go well for her. She's going to be like like on a tour I'm one hundred and four percent sure that he's getting some anecdotes from his dad to throw in there as well. His now blonde father, John Goslt. I can that's by the way. off all the sins in his life, him bleaching his hair has got to be at the top of it. Being a bad dad is almost number two to bleaching your hair You remember mystical This is the wrapper Yes, yeah So he has just been sentenced to twenty years in jail No for rape Yes, trigger warning rape. Rpe. U Damn I don't know what more to say about that, but just in case you were wondering where he was we know He was with his lawyers I now he's getting people in bars Good We should switch to good news. That was awfully dark, wasn't it? Well Here you go Menudo is reuniting for his fif is this good news Domic for a fiftieth anniversary tour or album or something not involved Rickie Martin Natur Of course not. He's like I don't think so I do not think so He shouldn't be involved. I would look down upon him if he was involved Well, as someone who loves All things, Puerto Rico. I can tell you I could give a shit less about this. Manudo was not my thing, even when I was a kid and they were kids and Was their target audience? It just never worked for me. I don't know why. Do any of their songs like permeate through Like I feel that it's a no, right? Nothing that I can think of no Nothing that I can think of Same thing with like new kids on the block. I think about that a lot. and maybe because I just was a little too young. I kind of missed them, but like You don't hear like new kids on the block being played like in a grocery store. No, but they do have a very popular cruise though every year that A lot of lunatics attend I honestly at this moment and again, I'm a hundred years old and my memory starts to fail, but I can't think of a Menudo song like, off the top of my head Yeah. That's I'm saying You know what I mean? Like to me those like don't whereereass like if you heard like, bye bye bye in a groery store you would like immediately know it was in sync and like, no one. Coming up on the a la carte. There were boots on the ground at the Jojo Siwa Cu a lot of people posting videos. Yeah, Rebecca. Rebecca was like, I'm getting Cruise content and sending it to us and it was like young girls dressed up as her, which I was like, goddamn it. like This is the most bonkers boat ride you've ever I know what I to go on. We should have beenu There were influencers on the boat who obviously just bought tickets to like rank on it and took like took you step by step through the meet and greet and meeting her. All the, Hey guys, three hundred dollars for a photo with me. It's literally three hundred dollars hundred to get your photo taken with her. The cruise itself was three thousand dollars Oh my God. Yes, yes U Another ruises are supposed to be affordable. That's the whole point of them. three thousand dollars when your idol is performing on the boat, you go to it. I mean, what I would pay for a share cruise I don't know. It seems like by the way, Jo Jo wasn't just like airlifted in and out in five minutes. know it' like she was staying there, which does that does warrant more money. I will. But the thing that I'm fascinated about with her is like I know that she was a child star and then she tried to be an adult and was gay and then wasn't gay, but now it seems like She's dressing up as the Jo Jo Siwa like like as her little her younger self. Yeah. It's giving whatever happened to baby Jane. She's performing. I'm like, why is this thirty five year old woman with a bow in her hair stomping around like a lunatic on stage I've written be daddy. C on my boat Also on the Al la cart, we'll be talking about the new Austin Power sequel, a Jim Carerey in the Grinch sequel and plot on your favorite series Girls Is it has it been revealed was actually about Anderson Cooper We'll talk about that and share is going to be appearing in an animated movie. We will talk about that and so much more. a reminder that this Saturday In New York City I will be performing at cutting room this Saturday June twenty seventh, please go to ditary. com Maybe you've heard of it. And of course also available on my website, tickets to my performances at the Red Room in Provincetown throughout the month of July. And lastly, another reminder, next week is such a big week here at FFP H couldouldn't be bigger. Huge. We will be twinning just like we are today with our black t Just like we are today. I love that you have now just relented to black Tang topic wee I think that's what's hottest fuck And so I'm like, I need to a shirt and And I'm, whyy not a bl tank top. 'cause I know Domin's to be wear That's all I have. That's all my drawers are full of. You're like a cartoon character A little bit. this is my I don't think of it is a wardrobe. I think of it as a costume. Yeah. I think of it a night suit The cartoon dug like a Nickelodeon that was like a long time ago. when you would go when you went in his closet, he had just like all the same outfit like a million times We will see you afterfter these vital messages where we are fixing eighty Bryant with the one and only Flea Facano. Hollywood insider Flea Fano. Hollywood Ryalty, Flea Fasano Hollywood Ryalty. See you soon. This episode is brought to you by Progressive Insurance. Do you ever think about switching insurance companies to see if you could save some cash? Progressive makes it easy to see if you could save when you bundle your home and auto policies Try it at progressive. com For Progressive casualty insurance company and affiliates, potential savings will vary not available in all states U I just That would be scandalous, by the way. my listeners We're just starting a little unconventionally this week, a little BTS for our new format, as it were And basically, Chris and I are witnessing today's guest claim She's not looking up the middle name of the person we're fixing and Adam we're sort of silently calling Blls. We're gonna see what's going We'll see. We'll see if she guesses it right away and then We'll figure it out. Yeah. I don't believe that it's a getable nickname. so I think if either one of you get it, I will call I will call Yeah. I'm very psychic though I know I've been using my powers. It's my brain that is Yeah. Okay, well, it's you guys, you know and love her. It's Flee Fasano Cassing director to the stars. OG Eoji guest, She's back Our friend I'm at Plee's House right now. I'm at Flee's house in Los Angeles as we prepared this episode Yes inparate I' a separate wings In separate wings And hungover, That's good to know. I think our listeners will appreciate that. Some of them are when they listen to us. the dogs are here. Fully, the dogs are here. I'. Come on in They're just gonna let them in a p of min Yeah Yeah No Are those dogs talking? I feel like I hear their voices. I said the dogs are here. They speak Yeah You'rehere. It is very Los Angeles And they speak lots of languages Oh, they've gone back to dog talk now. No. They stopped need more because you lingo. They knew they were being recorded, so they started speaking like actual dogs again And Flee is here in her own home with me to fix eighty Bryant veryery excited about this because u You know, Miss Bryant, she, she got in a lot of trouble Did you know this? No no Oh yeah all of the anti gave us rhetoric around her. Stop. I just what? I need a briant He just so Flee, are you drunk now Are you drunk now Shes. We don't we would we don't fix the dead here. They already been fixed We're not fixing Anita Bryant Okay, Gar and meeter Bria Should I look up her middle name as well We're here to fix now. I'mcrewed. becausecause I know nothing other brand. I don't believe that that's true at all. And for those of you who are clutching your pearls, like Yeah, we love Ady Bryant. So we're using this in the way we fix Jane Krakowski where we just want we want superstardom. Yeah. There's very little in the way of critique here. It's going to be an hour of worship and Kikeiing. O O these dogs and she'll lose her memory and maybe think we're talking about Bryant Gumble in ten minutes and' where she is After six meetss all downhill. I I'm so excited when Chris mentioned eighty because dririll had just dropped on Netflix again. and I I noticed that more I binged it again last week, the whole all three seasons. So I'm like super fresh on the show. I love her so much. Yes I she was always a standout for my friends and I on S andL. like from the from the moment she got on, we knew that we Loved her. And we'll talk about more of her classic sketches obviously later in the episode, but I when I first saw Shrill, I had heard nothing about it. It was a really classic romantic binge story where you accidentally come upon something and I'm like, oh, Adie Bryant And I watched one episode. and then just sat the for the because I hadn't heard anything about it. And by the time I got to the first season, all the episodes were out and I watched them in a day and it was so good and so funny and so perfect for her I was very familiar with it because of Lindy West, who I've been a fan of wrote it who who who. And her best friend is Samantha Irby, whom I'm very close with, who I actually cast Samantha Irbys Medy, which was based on her life Okay I don't know who' Samantharby. Oh she's brilliant. She's incredible. She's incredible writer She writes If you saw her books Dominant, if you saw her book like covers, you would recognize them Yeah I was to basically do what they did in Srill with Samantha Irby is like Adie is playing a version of Lindy from her book. Yeah, from Chago book Samantha's book And we got to cast together her and I a version of her whichich is really hard to do. And in one of her books, she actually talks about the casting process when you're casting yourself, younger. Yeah. And it's a really interesting journey for a writer to be in that position because it's, you know Usually you're casting a character you created, but now you're casting By the way, when I watched the whole, when I watched the first season of Srill, I had assumed that it was an Aie Bryant creation. L I knew she was in it. I knew she was EPing it. and it wasn't until after I'd watched the whole first season that I knew Lindy West was the author. And it's not from book, right? It's from like an like is it like a collection of essays? Is that what Srill was yes, which is the same thing that Samantha wrote. They write collection of essays about, you know based on their real experiences. Got it got. kind to jump around timeline sometimes or be Concurrent And Lindy West is a comic as well. I mean, I've seen her like she's Yeah, I'm pretty sure that she's performed before. that I've seen her perform Yeah There's a lot of discse around her right now with her newest book coming out and Is she anti gay too? Who is who you men Brian? Who you misten her for Jesie We're not talking about Jesse Helmses. We're talking about Lindy West Lindy, yes. She is not an today. She's actually prog that she has decided to be in a thruffle with her husband So that is what this book Oh my. That's extra. Just be an ally andar. Oh my. Oh my. lot of sides to it about sure Wh I'm sure there are. There's a lot of sid. There's a lot of sides I mean with three, what do you get? A lot of hides lot. let's play the middle L game. We've gone so far without it. This is where we ask Christopher and our guest. To guess the middle name of the person we're fixing this week, that person is Ay Bryant. Here are the facts for you with which you can help determine what you're going to guess Aiden Bryant Born may seventh nineteen eighty seven, Aiden and Bryant are her legal birth certificate Biological names. may seventh, nineteen eighty seven, she is a thirty nine year old Torus She was born in Phoenix Arizona born and raised in Phoenix, Arizona I feel like I want to give more information moving forward. I know we started doing this recently, but here's some other things that might help you with your decision. Okay Her mother's name is George Anne. Her dad's name is Tom and her mother owns a boutique called Francis In the phes. Oh, okay Her parents took her to improv workshops at the now defunct Arizona Jewish. Theature compompany. We know we know she she's associated a lot with Chicago because that's where she went to school. and where all the improv stars are from and that's way Ian. I was thinking this is more like an Irishy English family But then you said she went to the Jewish school. was that also in her lineage donon't know. That's not the information I provide in this game. You only have a certain amount of fact. Yeah Okay. I don't know I honestly don't know I do know that on the getability scale, this is maybe a three. It's a tough one. It is something It is a it is it can be a first or a last name, but it is not like a if you hear that it's someone's first name, you don't It just it can be both. H. Also I wonder if I should stop giving that clue because I feel like anything could be a first or a last nameight. couldouldn't it? I mean, sure, but it's like it's yeah, but I that makes sense. What you're saying makes sense to me On pid Right. Yeah. like I get a clue of it. Questions though We'll see. I mean, you can ask. I don't know if I can guarantee answer, but let's's do it tally val. Is it something you've heard as a middle name before as a middle name I can't recall, but I've definitely heard it as a first name More than a last name, but I've definitely heard it as a last name Okay, and is it M like a like a family name than could be. It could be. It can also be spelled many different ways the first letter, but it's just one of those names that you can like You can mix this little or two around Uuh You'll have like the British way the trailer way. When I was let opening up myself to spirit, you know, to to the beyond. term Griswald is what came through and I That was an insane word, okay And so I don't know what that means The spirit's fucking with you. I'm gonna go Griswald. So it is not that is so far fetched Do you think Griswoldd would be I don't know. I'mer. I have no other guess I don't even really know that that's a first or last name in real Okay, well I literally just said, I think every name is a first and a last name, and I will officially say that Griswald is not a first name Weve found the one word that it doesn't apply Rwald. The only other And then I was thinking Caitlin, but like Caitln isn't Caitlyn is. Yeah, you what I mean It's like just know it's not Kate Okay, I guess S Griswald and I'm wrong. so'll fle. Griswald is wrong my brain just flowed as Louise, but that's just like a regular kind of middle name when you say we also bring that out in people. I think when people are in our presence, they automatically Louise Louise.ing out Louise, sing out. But then I was like that when you said Aiden, That's such a masculine first name for a woman A And I was like, What would go with that Aiden It's got to be a family name that is in there When I thought Irish, it was like Shabon That' Oh, that's a good guess.. No, that is a good guess All right, and I know it's not right, but I'm going to go with Shaban because that can be spellt different ways and said ays and it isn't Savon. The acronym is A M B. and the middle name Is Mabel Mcenzie. Oh Menzie Mackenzie Bryant Mcenzie being spelled M AC K E N Z Why Why? Wow. I is al se like an adverb I am so Mackenzie today How are you feeling? Mackenzie. Mcens, yeah. McKenzie. Mcam . Yes, that's how I'm feeling Oh God, well. And I had to research that, by the way. It was not on her wiki page as a gift to me. I had to hire a private investigator Cas it worth it? I GPT. Yeah, it took her two seconds She showed even note. So we don't even know if that's even real. Is they could have just made it up. I double checked it. No, did I did a second source My journalism degree finally came into use sixty years after I got it. to find Adie Brian's mdle name Is Saturday Night Live the first we see of her For me for sure, like the general general public. Right is SNL, right because she got on SNL. She did u She was approached by secondecond City, the Annoyance Theater. Oh, I've been to the Annoy Theater in Chicago She went to Columbia College in Chicago, which is a great It's a great entertainment school. and it's good TV school as well Yeah. And they took her from that was a twenty twelve was when she debuted on SNL Everything else in her bio came Oh She was on comedy bang bang on IFC. Is IFC still around I don't I'm not sure You know, I think they got acquired by Somebody I'm sure. But I don't think there's actually an IFC anymore And then she made Some cameos on other shows on other shows, other movies. She was I guess an amazing Spider Man too. Do youall remember that I don't remember her on Broad City. I don't remember what her guestar role was. She's just in one epode. I know I can't remember I don't remember either. The the character's name was you remember Ally It's the one oh, it's the finale of one of the season two where they go when they're in Saint Mark's place, Remember but I don't know what she does in it. I don't remember it I don't remember in it at all. But there were so many Incredible guest stars there that like It was it's hard to you learn. plethora of talent are in New York And it's this whole beautiful comedy world. And it's like, hey, come and do a day for us. So You know, girls was the same way But ye the party Th shows Russian doll, poker face, like all of those New York shows get all of these amazing people to do it because they live there and they're So like, yeah, come and do day Dominic, what are your favorite? I have my favorite S some of my funniest sketches of hers, what are some of yours The number one sketch of for me, for Adie Bryant is when she paints her house with Sarow and Ball And she doesn't say the word color. She says coolour because that's how expensive the paint is And the sketch is it's a conversation between her. Her brother Beck Bennett And the guest host that week who was Kristen Stewart, playing Beck Bennett's wife. And it's basically just it starts off with, oh, the house looks great. You had it repainted. What color is that It's not a color. it's a cure. And then the conversation just devolves into how expensive the paint is and then her revealing that she spent the family inheritance to paint the house and they have like a full on argument where she de. I can't explain it, but it's about her painting theouse. It's so funny. and Farroh and Ball, which is the paint they reference in this SL sketch, is a real, It is a luxury paint brand and I can't believe that they allowed it's they're not mocking it, but they're describing it as almost way too expensive for what it looks like And then because she's insulted, because they're making fun of the house paint. She then reveals secrets about Beck Bennett's marriage. It's Hilarious. And my second favorite sketch was with her and guest host Anya Taylor Joy and they own a bra shop in the Bronx and my kids just peopleeople keep coming in and out and they keep getting fitted by this woman who just looks at you and knows what your bra size is and sends you home with anythingthing from training wheels to like literally a cast iron She demonstrates a bra because my bras are so big I will eat soup out of them when I'm not wearing them. And she's talking like this the entire time. like it is she's just this giant Italian woman with a giant New York accent. owning a bra shop. Bars And those are my if you've ever been to a ger shop That is exactly how it is They literally look at you and they're like, We're in the wrong b. this is what you need to be wearing and come in and they start cupping you. It's really's exactly accurate as women is I remember the one sketch. It was when it was like during Thanksgiving and they did a sketch that was like people going home to their families and it was like a rarap And it was people going home to their childhood homes for Thanksg break.' like it's so and so, so and so and L baby Ay. And she comes in and they like are rapping about like all the different things about like going back to your childhood home as an adult. And it was like so relatable and timely because we were allbeling to our childhood. I remem like re watchatching that over and over and over and over again. She her and Kate McKinnon were actually nominated for an Emmy for that for writing that And it was so good. always plays really good. dumb New York City white girl for lack of a better term. and there's like a Halloween sketch where she basasically It's it's a flashback. This sketch where they're going to the beginning of the night and the end of the night on Halloween. and at the beginning of the night, her and Cecily and someone else are dressed aar, right? Yes, they're dressed as cats. they like we're gonna have the best night. and then they wipe the screen and it's the three of them covered in puke and hysterically crying in a gutter. And Adie's role in this as it unravels is that she gets the drunkest is at a pizza place pukes on the pizza and then runs out of the pizza place by crashing through the plate glass window in front of it That has to be top five for me as well Yeah as well that sketch. But the one you're mentioning, I feel like was her first Because like you said, it was so relatable the coming home from college. like you could be eighty or truly in college and understand that feeling I think that that kind of put her on the map. I think that was like her first She was also really good at like physical comedy likeike, do you know what I mean? whichich like a lot of them aren't. You know what I mean? on those shows? Like she was a very physical comedian of all la you know, like, what's her name? Molly Shannon? you know what I mean? Like like likeike it brought back some of that. And I when it was like, Kate Vanessa, Adie and like Ceciilly to me, that was like That's a golden eraense of like That's a golden era. is so back. You know what I mean? And they are so strong and so good They were such good Parody actors They really were like the Maya Amy Kristen w of their like time like that was that again Like eighty and Vanessa I feel like they did a good job of like those like yes, like the Maya, the Kristen and them like did a good passing of the torch Totally to them. You know what I mean? which I feel like recently it's not the same. You know what I mean? which is down. No, they're definitely in a shake up now. It always comes back, but they'll they'll find their way, but it's not there Yet. By the way, allow me to also bring your attention. I want to include in my top five or top ten eighty Bryant sketches if I could include her opening monologue at the twenty twenty four Independent Spirit Award. I told Flee that you were going to bring this up. I told Fle you were going because it's one of the funn air funny sts. go ahead. It is Google this because it is so funny and she gets out there and she's so Pfect And she's like, I know that I'm supposed to be endearing and you know, I'm nervous about hosting. and I know part of hosting is like you have to like roast people in the audience and I'm not really good with that, but we'll just try it. Hey, look who's here. Hey, Nathalie Portman You stupid witch. I forgot it was Natalie Gorman that she said it to. And then she goes over to Greta Lee and does the same thing. She's like I can't remember she's like, you even stupid or bitch and Gretta Lee nods and goes, It's true And it's and she just like so relatably nervous, like not uncomfortably for like two seconds and then instantly nailed it. And I love when someone, when a comedian gets a moment in a show like that, when someone nails it at the top so solidly that you can just relax for the rest of the night and like ebb and flow, but like if you succeed at those in those first three minutes, you just eat out of the palm of someone's hand. It's just like, I love it. It's also like so funny. L I love like, again, it's like I keep saying like parody actor, but it's like S and now other all parody actors because it's all whole thing is a parityody. You know what I mean? R So it's like the like idea that she's like, oh, I'm gonna do a parody version of an opening monologue, which is where I tell these people that they're stupid bitches. Do you know what I mean? Like Yeah, know's Jary is like genius. L It's like multiverse meta. You know what I mean? Like there's not it's it's difficult to explain, but she just anythingthing that would be like Any sort of comedy like that? 'cause you want to keep the room. that's what's always difficult about hosting like an a Wars show two is like you need the room to laugh. so your humor has to be sophisticated enough for the elitist pieces of shit that are an uptight fucks that are in there. ye But you also want people in Nebraska to laugh at the stop. And so she came out I don't know how many Nebraskans are watching the Independence Fparit Wars. I'm sure that's a horrible thing to say, Save your torches, but you know what I mean And she just nails it right at the top. She like pleases everybody For the eleven people who actually Yeah, No, but I remember you telling me about it and I went back and watched it. and I was like, this is one of the funniest like monologues I've ever I mean. She could host the Oscars. for real. She could host the Oscars. And what's funny we went when SNL turned fifty, which was in twenty twenty five My Wolf Klitzer and our other bestie and I went to the radio City concert and we saw Dozens and dozens of celebrities there, like true like AA plus list. And we saw Adie Bryant Wek all we wanted to do was walk up to her and call her a stupid ad And we truly between the three of us, we couldn't, I'm telling we couldn't do it. We were She was talking to a friend, a friend we't like a non famous friend. and it was like twenty minutes after we were just milling in the lobby and we were truly to Starstruck. L there are times when you want sometimes I didn't even wait at the stage door for Marishka because like if I actually love a celebrity, I really don't want to b I don't want to bother them. I want this to have a good I'm afraid they'll hate So we didn't approach her because we were actually star struck because of Adie Bryant That's very flattering. I think she'd love to hear that. I can pay no other I can't pay a higher compliment than I was afraid to approach you. Yeah, honestly.uid bitch because Stupid bitch. I mean, I'm sure she would love it, right? I'm sure she would I would hope so, but you never know you catch someone And she's like, what? I don't know Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you know I would go up to her. She'd then go on into the next day and say Even if you're a Holocaust survivor or disabled person, I'm now doing the Sean Penn policy of self. Yeah None And then she after she does do Srill and I do when it there's two scenes that stick out of my mind or three scenes that are really that I loved onene of which was She's like really down on herself and maybe her boyfriend breaks up with her or something. I don't remember. somethingomet bad happens and she's like very sad And there's a scene where this woman who's also like a bigger woman Wh's in this red. I remember the scene like it was yesterday, this gorgeous to die for red outfit with a blonde hair and she's like Gorgeous and it's done the scene is done so incredibly well because it's like Oh, she sees what she could be is this bigger f Yes, but Zat model, like model with this beautiful red outfit on in this gorgeous hair. And this woman is like turning heads everywhere. she goes and it's almost like Looney Tunes esque or like, you know, remember when like Peppy La Pu was like smelling the the scent and he's like like he's like floating on the scent. She's like that with this woman and she basically like sees this woman crossing the street and like follows her down the street and like is in awe of her as then this woman like goes and I think, like meets a friend for dinner or something. I don't remember how she follows her into the flower shop. Oh yeah. She's so lovely and the other woman buys herself flowers And then eighty is like you're like, you just hear it in her brain. likeike, o, you can buy yourself flowers? Yes, L you can like be nice to yourself. Yes.. And then she follows her. And I think later on when she comes back She had flowers with her eighty, like she taken that and said, I can do this. I can also love myself and confident like that. It it was actually one of those beautiful I still remember it and I watched that show, what? seeven years S five years ago now. And it's still a scene of TV that sticks out to me because I thought it was so masterfully done And chills. Yeah for real. Like it was It was really poignant for everybody, I feel like. You didn't have to be a fat woman. And she didn't say any there was no words. There was no lines where she was like, I could be like this, but you see all of it. And I thought it was just so well done and then Much like that, there was a scene where she's at a strip club and she asks one of the strippers about waxing her asshole. and the woman goes, Imagine spilling chocolate pudding on a countertop and cleaning it up. And then imagine spillingol her chocolate pudding in the grass and then cleaning it up I remember that ' I glad that was so good That was so brilliant that she goes there to do a food review. Incredible. Chinese buffet Y. And she's eating throughout talking to the girls from the Chinese buuffet. and then she's like This is really good food. Where is do you have a chef? And they're like It's takeout from across the street It's so good. Yeah, John Cameron Mch was her boss. like there were a lot of like great people, like little other comedians in there as like her coworkers and like I remember we loved watching like when it would come back, we were so excited to watch the show. I it was so good And it was small. It was like doable and achievable and small, but so really good And I remember the scene also too. I think it's the end of the first season where she like, kind of like comes in her own power and she like throws a brick through her that guy's windshield and runs. And I remember that being like such a good scene of like her like You know, like taking ownership of her life And that's her ex, you know, SNL buddy Beck Bennet. Oh, yeah, ye. Yeah, he's the one who's trolling her Yes, yes. That's why it was. She's like telling him off. He's like, do you want to come in for a drink? She's like, Yeah. No. I was so goodad. Yeah I love any show that sexualizes a genre of human being that you don't ever get to see be physical. It's like one of the many things I love about hacks is that this is a seventy two year old woman who is gettingting laid fly Yeah and we don't we we never when she was fucking the Harry Styles dude, it was never like, o Oh, she's so old and he's so it just was like They fucking. That's it Yeah. And What Trill did was like it definitely presented an active social person, engaging in physical relationships who we don't normally see. in media doing that and also was realistic. likeike her climbing out that window the beginning of season one is still the most One of the cringiest things I've ever seen on television before that was handled. It felt realistic, but it still felt like comedy and you felt terrible. So when I think of see, there's a lot of really like memorable scenes from Shrill, but that The humiliation of having to craw that window was like I don't know, it just it was never pandery, you know, it was just like, yes, bigger people also have sex and it never made you It was realistic with without being pity without being pitying, I should say. Yeah. And they just it was just great They cast her lovers and boyfriends really well The best part is when she gets set up on the date Best actor he played Serial killer, bigig guy. And she like looks at him and she's like, no This is our my our friend put us together because we're both fat and it's like so awful to him and texts him by mistake saying I'm the worst state of my life. in the bathroom and then ends up later you know, further down the series through the season, like kind of falling in love with him She never gave them a chance. She did exactly what everyone did to her to her. Yeah. And she never it that way, and it was just her knee jerk was like, I wouldn't do with FAa Just I'm not that kind of fac girl or something, you know. Yeah ye, yeah It was like good show. I really need to rewatch it. now that I mean, I just was typing it into my calendar, like I'm one of an upcoming Travel, John, I'm gonna definitely revenge this I really enjoyed it. And also like Lolly and her relationship for roommate. Yeah. I loved her roommate in it I remember And they gave her loud her own agency, which I loved also. she had her own story. And I loved those scenes where like they go to herb Lolly's sister's wedding or this cousin's wedding and she brings her, you know, like it's just like everyone knows they're best friends I loved when they had the family stuff and yeah She's also moving away from Srill. She's also in, I feel like the other big thing that she had was that show called Human Resources, which was a spinoff of Big Mouth on Netflix She was like one of the main characters in that show. And it was anim Animated. Yeah. And so she was the voiceover. M But it's like star studded. Like Rosie Perez is in it. like it's you know, a bunch of people from Big Mouth, like a bunch of big people are in it But other than that, I feel like she I'm like I want like obviously this is a thing I was like, what's her next big thing that she's going to do because like She really hasn't done that many You know, I like I want her in something else really good and it's s, you know, want it And this is the conversation And that's why we're here. bigigger people, you know, fat women and roles. Yeah. L what are their roles, right? So this is a discussion I am very in is very close to my heart I was just about to crack. A Joke can say, if only there was a casting director we knew who we could have an in depth discussion about this. But Rrill was basically like a version that she could be cast in very easily because of the physical her physicality her body diversity or whatever you want to call it. You know, unless it's a side character, no one is writing or no one is not even you don't have to write it. like no one is casting somebody until you are Wld famous already. Yeah. can be class in it. that it doesn't matter And many people who are bigger people say it is sort of like the last, it's like the last remaining prejudice really in our country is Bigger people And it's gotten worse with GLPs because now bigger people are looked at as not just like, lazy but also stupid, as though taking a medication was just The cure all, like putting a needle in your body is supposed to just like make you a different person and that it just isn't everybody's. Or they just can't Yeah, just There will always be people that will be bigger than you. like no matter what. always medication takes that away. Yeah true GLP one does it's not? No, it doesn't. It doesn't. There are people that have been on it for years that are not underweight. You know what I mean? Like it's it's for Yes lot of reason. I mean, how do you how do you create more? You create more content as a plus size. performer, you need to write your own material. Yeah, that's like what's sad. That's And I think what you're kind of getting at Dominic is like Aie Bryant wouldn't randomly be cast in just like some little onene role that would be like I'm like like I don't know why like Liah Michelle is coming to mind for no reason at all but like, do you know what I mean? likeike something what Lah Michelle would be up for. They wouldn't just randomly be casting someone that's like, Adie Bryan also in that role. Does that make sense? It's like It has to be the like fat friend. I mean, that's, you know what I mean? How it like That's tell us over. Right, Right. Ity has been crossing over a lot You She's actually gotten a lot of leads and to varying degrees of response, but she's she's st in movies. and theatater. done a lot of TV, like sh. The name to put on that list too M to do It's sad because like again, she was in one show that was centered around her and we just spent twenty minutes talking about all the profound scenes that we loved so much.. So it's like set, you know what I mean? E when it's like really good TV, It still doesn't move the needle, which is sad You know? Well, yeah, it was on a little streamer when streamers were just kind of starting. Yeah. I think it now being Netflix is going to help you a lot actually. yeah Yeah It's, you know, you're in the zeit guys, right? It's a resurgence. I can't tell you how many shows have gotten to life on just being. added to a Netflix stream and' in the first top ten, you're like fromrom ten years ago, why is that trending in top ten for weeks and weeks and weeks. Yeah. from some show that we all watched back when it and then it went away and we never thought about it again. Yeah I mean the biggest example is suits Sits Oh my God. they were like Gen Z because they were like And that was a show that was on Nework. I was like in high school I mean, so popular they brought it back Yeah for like a hot second. you know, terribly because no Geny people watch network television, but yeah. And because the Duchess of Schakers was not on it. I mean, you can't bring back suits with without putting Meghgan Markle on it. It was never going to work I was gonna to say I did this show for actually haallmark. I did a season. And after we shot the whole season, they said, we're not going to air it And then like A year later, they sold it because it was through Lion Gate was the studio. I think this also happened with the hunting wives. in the same package they're both with Lions Gate And And it's called Ripple and it showed up on Netflix. and it was and in the top ten all the time and people were reaching out to me going, Ohh my God, I love your show. Whennce it coming back, I was like It's never coming back not Yeah like this was like a dead ye, like a dead property with any Yeah Yeah. And every like people because it ended on a huge cliffhanger. and people were like, when sees a two like Never from years ago. Yeah It's so funny because you ra they would want to bring it back if it was so popular, you know? What would Why would' they advice' just one season just to add stuff I know. I mean, most of the stuff that they air, it's like it's from every single country. Yeah You know, That's why I tell people when they're like, well, what do you mean? they don'ret shoot in L.A anyore? like There's nothing. I haven't done a show that shot in LA in years. Everything is made out of Canada now or other countries Look at Netflix, everything is like Korean Tunisian, Polish Every single country has lots of television and content They just bought all of it They don't need us to make anything new. No, yeah. the answer It doesn't need to happen. They can just keep re putting out stuff from years ago or foreign content from years ago also It's my cozy Okay to do with Aie Bryant. This is a tough one.. Could I just add one more thing about her anything you like. And I hope you guys will like incorporate this when you think about how to fix her is she's also an incredible singer Oh Yes. So I just want you to think about that. People want SNL are triple threats that way, you know, there' Yeah, they really are because they have to kind of, you know what I? And they really need to have those extra But I've always enjoyed when she sang So that's my addition Myight inside Edition Inside a d . She's the habit. It's an edition. Dominic Kai habit. Do you need to pray or All right, I've got it. Okay. It's very it's going to be very boring, but I've got it. Mine isn't mine mine's something I'ven' been pitched before, but it's not. groundbreaking Are we here, Dominic? We're here. We're here. We've pulled up I'll open the door for you here Th get out Thank you so much, okay. You spilled out drunk, you stupid bitch H you know, I'm watching that as soon as as soon as we are off here, Flee I will go into the same roomily and we will watch it and we're going to die U Okay eighty Aiden. Kenzie Griswald Briant I cannot that your guess was what way. you are on c. It was that and then Greenspan was also coming to me and I was like, Alan Greenspan. what I don't know, Domine I said that it also functioned as U first first name, your life have you met? But doesn't matter because that's what came to me. Do you understand I'm saying? like I did not summon this, it just came to me And I have your spirit, the spirit who channels these for you is a takes fentanyol. Yeah. I think there do something your spirit is onirit is hungover is a m Yeah and're yeah, we're hungver. We are on this meth. I love that. Isn't it great when you drink and you you sleeping in the place where you rank. just no, no u No tumbling. It's just I'm not the person who I don't drink at home and when I do I don't not dr at It's the best. Okay I're back. We're back, we're I think now that we were talking about S and now and like like the four of that, like Kate and her and Cecily and Vanessa I think They should all team up together And they should Right A Bridesmaids aske comedy Where like the four of them are a group of friends and then something crazy happens And it doesn't have to be of them getting married and they don'.ike it doesn't have to be bridesmaids, but like to be billed as like the next bridesmaids. likeike that's like going I mean, like one of the in my opinion, one of the most influential comedies to ever exist was brridesmaids. And like It was so I watched it so many times in the like we went and saw three times in theaters. We were peeing our pands. like it was so funny I think the four of them could do something like just a comedy about female friendships. Female friendships, something crazy happens and they're there like to the tune of them going to the, you know, trying on the dresses and they're having explosive diarrhea. Like have it be like H physical comedy like Funny And one of them is the main like maybe Ady is the main character and she's the fat one of and all the friends are skinny. They're all on GLP ones and she doesn't want to be on them. That'd be very timely for right now And she's like, no, I'm going to be myself and they're all like getting skinny and getting married and then she's not And then she asked to find her. you know what I mean? Like something like that put in all these crazy situations, I would I mean, we all would be lining up to see that movie, would we not be? We would and they're all four of them are crazy and having their own little like prop like, you know Like imagine them doing their version of like the plane when they're on the Pridideance and they're flying on the plane and she's wasted And she has like takes the pills and she's all fucked up. and then they're all like doing that, they all were popping into each person with their newory. great. Imagine the four of them doing that. That would be so fucking funny That's my pitch because I would I mean, why why have they not done that Well feel they like wine country was a version of that Yeah, but it wasn't that it wasn't It wasn't it was not country. It't' h it for me. wasn't hard comedy real. It was more like a drama kind of, you know. It was like a lifetime version of what they all Already do. You know what I mean? mean't no, it didn't go For like a better version of that, like a funnier, harder, meat like grittier version of that We' the stake Like when it was that one that they did where like the guy die? was a bachelorette party or something or I don't want it that heart high stakes though. No but like something really funny where they get into something crazy. You know what I mean They're getting into like some crazy. It doesn't even be like something like a murder happens, but like They're at a party and they can't get away from this like crazy person that wants to that's like wants to be friends with them so badly and they all like run and like Ady Bright locks herself in the broom accidentally and shes stuck. You know what I mean? And then she's like eating toothpe becausecause she doesn't think she's got she's like having a panic attack, because she's claustrophobic You know what I mean? And they also like talk through talk with her through the door and she's like having a mental breakdown. Like that's funny That's myes I will have a multip pronged pitch I truly believe that Ay Bryant is singular enough of a talent that she could Comewise, I think the trill is good enough truly It's like Annie the character she played. That's like She's more of a of a Valerie Cerish. I think people missed out on Shrill is what I'm trying to get. And I think that Now that it's on Netflix, I do think that it's going to find crowd. and I think that if it finds, if it speaks to people in their early thirties the way because that's what her character was in Srill really, rather her early thirties. and now about to turn forty. So if she gets a whole new swath of fans loving Shrill And then they could get a whatever happened to that character update immediately and it's fast forward seven or eight years. You know, in my head, of course, I'm calling it still S shrill. And I think that like watching where this character has ended up in her personal life and her career, like I was truly, I mean, it got canceled just because of the reason anythingything gets canceled. Like COVID was ending. they were sort of redoing whatever, redoing their priorities, blah, blah, blah, just means that not enough people watched it Netflix is where people watch things. It feels like the nucleus of binging there. so I want it to get a new audience and I want for her to come back and just and just like that it. I want it to be the comeback part too to if we compare it to something lower rated than sex and sure. I wanted to come back and as I'm really thinking about it, I really do want her to host the Academy Awards in conjunction this I really do think that she do it. She would look unlike anyone who's ever hosted the awards before and it's perfect. I mean, there's like SNL pedigree already hosting The Academy Awards, she killed the Iependent spirits two years in a row And I think she's ready. I think she's ready for the big leagues, baby And there ain't no bigger league than the Academy Awards also could see her, this is not part of my pitch, but if Niki Glazer Well, not Nicki Glazer, who hosts the roasts? Like who who hosts like the Kevin Hart Roasts and all of those? Like is there an actual host because Aie Bryant could do that. Yeah. she could do a great h the Kevin Hart one. I guess there's probably someone different hosting every time maybe, but whoever hosts them, she could do that as well. likeike that could be And is that a better You know what? I'm gonna to take off my Academy awards I think it's gonna to be a collection for the Academy Awards. U think so too. We're famous It should be someone who comes from movies or has a big background. Since Stil Shrill is going to be on Netflix and the roast on Netflix, then she should just she should host the roasts on Netflix as still Srill comes out That's my pitch I'm not really concern. She could host the Emmies, but I'm gonna to leave the roasts on. No, I like the the roasts this Yeah, I like that too. and they're really like hot again. Yeah, I know. peopleeople are liking them again. Really our country is full of everyveryone been Har one. Oh my God. was so pain. Oh mean, it was I mean Chris's idea of the movie, I just think it's implausible But I think It's just like no one's making movies. So it's just a fantasy. I wish that would be it. like I wish I was the a dancer. It's what I want. It' what I want. version of that Bidesmaids a s probablyably a very big budget movie. Of course. but I love to see that I think that Dom's idea of them doing Srill again is what I would want to happen. St so strong. And just like Srill. TM And just like Shrill. That took me second just like Shrill I think they could actually . I do because stranger things have happened than that. But I don't know that Netflix is going I don't know that Hulu gives the rights to Netflix to do that or if Netflix wants to buy the rights, they'd ry their own content that they created. And then you got Luren involved So maybe Luren Michaels needs to start his own network And then he could just put up all of shows of all of his St and comedians I mean, he must have thought of that at some point, right? when all the streaming and shit. I mean And now it's crazy to think about But I think that' that probably be where I would go would be with Doms because much love Chris' M You're a practical woman I'm nothing if I'm not practical. As am I? Don't sounds so dejected, Chris. you won like three weeks in a row. I haven't been in the winner' circle. always wins. I No, there's been times when Dominic's won like ten in a row and I've like really gotten my sharerocked. like I actually think they're both excellent ideas. I don't think anything is No of course, but never I love you have to pull one, but you have to pull one obviously. Right. Pe get so scared that we're going to be like upset if we don't win too. and it's like aroundround me in the pool now. Chris doesn't even look at the list where I list where everyone's want. I he' not going to sell the number. I'm not going to speak to flee for the rest of the day now God, that's right how uncomfortable you too comfortable this go to dress And you're with her for the rest of my week long stay in her home how uncomfortable this will be We love you so much, Flee. obviously like, you know OG of the OGes is what you are. We love you I love you guys. I love you Ef, please, Adie. I was kidding when I was making you Anita Bryant, I love you. you on my TV screen. No, but it' rains every love her. I know what you love her. I want her back. I want her in more. She's probably like, I have so much money I don't need to do anything She's a her She's a guy. It's about money I think would you come from that world of performing? You just want to do it. Yeah, that's true What do I now Flee, where can people find you online if they want to find out. I met Flee Fasano and on Instagram and Twitter And I'm still on Twitter What's all that mean I get all my news there. Great. G Dom a Network can people findind you I am Domentary. com is a website. I'm at Dominic Pupa on Instagram I am currently on tour. You can see me this Saturday at the cutting room Here in New York City with my show. this is not a pide show. It's just June and I'm gay. And then this July I will be at Red Room in Provcetown All months long find the d. I have to bu my tickets toom and I have to buy tickets. I have not done Christoper, my word. Do you know anyone there? Maybe you could get a guest pass? Maybe I can. I'll speak with the performer. Okay Christopher, where can the listeners of this podcast find you on thei web