The Infamous Desperate Housewives Lawsuit

This is Fixing Famous People, The podcast where two reality television producers pitch solutions to save celebrities in dire straits But first, let's get to the prefix, your weekly pop culture roundup You know The first thing I thought when I woke up this morning was that The American Music Awards used to be something. When I was a kid, like we consider this like the Grammys show like something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. likeike it mattered. It mattered. It now truly makes the Golden Gobes look like the Nobel Prize. Yes,' correct. It is it's an absolute clown show It what I say. It is so it's like a twelve ring circus. It's unbelievable First of all, the good news is that w, when I tell you can I tell you when I tell you I know nothing that happened at the American C every single thing is going gonna to be a surprise to me is all what I'm saying to does. Well, I'll tell you this BTS swept the American Music Awards. Congratulations to them Somebody named Somber who I know sings that song homeome reccord. won he or they want a couple of things. he's dressed, you know what he's dressed like remember whenever Timothy Chalamet dressed like Countess Luand on the ro one hundred percent He's like the he is the trop He just took made that outfit his whole personality It's it's quite unbelievable how few artists I know. and I'm on the internet much much more than your average eighty year old, obviously because of this podcast and beyond. So I didn't know many people there who I did know was a little lady named Queen Latifa who maybe you've heard of her Maybe you've heard of her. She showed up with her partner on the red carpet who I don't think I've seen this individual before. They also have a son named Rebel had no idea this this little chap existed. She's just, listen, she's I will be the equalizer and I will let you you will know nothing about me. Like you know what I mean? She's like, I will But here's the thing. spepeaking of her being the equalizer, what it great because in life she is the equalizer. That show even on still. I have no idea if it's even on. think Rebecca got cancel. Rebecca just got cancel but she shows up there. This is someone who just like never came out, was ragged on it for years, didn't say a fucking word about it and then just start showing up places with with her partner. Look, she's not obligated to do anything, but what I love is that She posted a photo of her and her partner on the internet and someone in the comments wrote, Queen Latifa is literally the model of minding your own business and staying hydrated. Cor. perod pereriod. pereriod. She really well I mean, she just I'm looking I'm like, when did you come out? I'm like, oh, at the BET Awards in twenty twenty one, didn't remember that. Apparently that's when she referenced her partner for the first time in public. Sure. wasnt catching that right. It was much like I wasn't watching the Americanusic Awards. I wasn't watching they Awards ye. But I mean she looks she looks great. No one rocks a ponytail like Dana Owens, noody. Like she's truly like Yeah, she's really Yeah he's on the invincibleles list for a reason I mean, honestly, if circumstances were different and Queen Latifa married Ll. Coolj, they could take over the fucking world. They really could. They really could for really good They would be like Barackqu and Michelle level of like Oh ye I just got. I just got chills. Like I'm not I know I'm being like flipps, but I'm not. I'm being No they really would be. Yeah. well too bad that. You know what I would love to see them in is a regional production of on Golden Pnd by. Dominic, I think said it off needs to be added to the. to the Petan movie list. All right, I'm gonna say something to you now I haven't seen it since I was a literal child. so like I've know how you met. Hello In case I've had a discussion about it before, as I want to do when I'm embarrassed about not seeing something, if you're a person who's had an in depth discussion with me about set it off, I want you to know I made the entire thing up and We have to see. And again, it might be terrible, but like I I need to watch. Can we throw since we're like having an alt sapphic moment here, can we throw bound on the list as well? the Jennifer Tilly Gina Gershaon epic. I would love to watch that. Okay, I I'm hoping it rains the whole time. we're there know we. We literally might have to cancel plans just too go. Okay, so wait, set it off Okay add that to the list. Do you have the list in front of you? L I know Baps is on it. wouldould youd like me to read it right now Please, yeah Baps Yeah, prractical magic Right? The Rachel Dollasall documentary with a bullet. cats Y Jesus Christ, soap dish set time setet it off all time Set it off and then bounce And then I wrote playay Aquafina's albums. Aquafina. Aquafina. No, Aquafina Aquafina. Oh, we will be fixing her upcoming and we talk about her music. And so I was like, we need to know if her music is good or not. And so we need to play Aquafina. Interesting. Okay, okay. That's a big that's a tall order by the way Yeah. We had to watch a movie a day. We had this list last year and we didn't watch every single movie. We watched none of them. We watched my mom, Jane. That's the only thing we watched But when you ar o, speaking of my mom Jane, it is important that we note that Most of you know we tape the prefix on Tuesdays So you're listening to this on Wednesday. This evening, which is a Tuesday, is the Broadway debut. of Marishka, Magdola, Luise Hargite in every brilliant thing. I will be seated on the stage Next week, we will have my full review. but if you want to go to my Instagram to see Yeah if I know get it're you're in a post Marisha world when you're listening to this right. When you're listening. I am now in a pre Marisa worldorld and I cannot she's everywhere like the Kicks one. I think when that even when the Kicks lose, they take selfies with Marisa Hargitay get angry about it because she's been rocking her this bob that she's wearing in the Broadway show. and u I can't wait. If you were at the performance and took photos of Dominic on the stage, please send them to us. Yeah, please just DM me The other thing we're not talking about this week is that the Summer House reunion aired, if you're listening to this on Wednesday last night, we will have our full thoughts. but I'm just telling you right now. I don't need I don't need to see any of these people ever again. especially Siara. I'm so sorry. And everyone with their pitchforks up, which they I'm sure that they are like know that Dominic doesn't know who these people are. know that he's notor. That I'm not a viewer No, he's not a viewer. Like before we do a whole thing and everyone's mad, like Dominica has never the show before and so he's going off vibrations. I want have to defend you here. I want you to embrace I admit that I'm not a viewer. can You can bring your pitchforks, but I want you if you're a longime fan of Summer House. to the objective opinion of someone who's just Getting all the facts are as many as I can digest. I'm not emotionally invested and so I feel when it comes to this whole summerhouse situation I'm going to be controversial and brave and say I feel wiser than all of you who have actually watched it from the beginning. There Iet God. I' thrown that down It's on fire. I dare you to put it out. I'm just saying like I understand the best friends situation, but There's nothing worse than trying to legislate the behavior of an ex. The fact that they're an ex means it's done. M Yeah, no, it's bad. want when you're watching the show you're watching the show, you want to shake her and you want to be like, you're better than this. Like that's, I think the thing. people really like so much better. It's But you know, she ran right back into his arms and then is like, Ohh, everything's better. It's not good It's not good. It's not good. becausecause you know what? She's acting with the intensity of ten Arianas from Scandaval and It's not that, it's not at that level. I't I know people are probably screaming right now. You don't know Theyy are they mailing downs? They're literally mailing your house. I heard some of you dropping the F bomb at home. I heard I heard But we'll discuss it next. Wait til you see how knowledgeable I am after watching the reunion and still noting any of the show. Wait you watch arrogantly I show up here next. Oh literally Switching God newews, Christopher and I had the pleasure. the absolute pleasure catching a preview performance of the unauthorized parody of heated rivalry here in New York. when we say run, don't walk. I mean we mean crawl over coals to get tickets. It's that good written by my friend Dylan Mararell, who is the person like remember in COVID when we were all in lockdown and there was like these videos called Ronie Musical where they were like these different actors like singing songs about like the rehusters of New York and it was really funny. That's the person that wrote this and he is a genius is all I'm going to say to all of you. Run do not like Tie Tannique should be shaking in its little boots and I'm going to f for sure. I'm going go there. I even in my stories put it on an oh Mary level. and I think that the fact that what we saw was a preview, like its it's going to get better than it is now. It' it's oh Mary funny. It's so It was so hilarious. Yeah. It makes fun of us who watch the show. It makes fun of the show, but's it's also somehow a love letter to it. It so great. It makes fun of you. It makes fun of us. It makes fun of them. It makes fun of everyone. It like is and in in a but it is also so Also heartening It's not like mean. Does that make sense Correct. You feel good at walking away from it and it's Pte G guys, I'm telling you. This is I seen the show. It's not necessary to see the show, but it's very helpful because there's a lot of easaster eggs about things that happen in the show. And if you get a chance to meet Dylan Stwards the creator Don't ask him when he wrote it or how long it took because if you're a performer or have any background in writing or performing, you'll be you'll un alive yourself after Dominic wanted to walk off the bridge after he had this conversation. It was my only question. as someone who, you know, I write song parodies in my comedy, I've never written like a full length musical parody, like or anything on that scale I'm not going tell you the short amount of time that he wrote something so brilliant, but it's sort of like as far as comedy goes For someone like me, this is like a Mozart level Like It's's I'm not gonna to say anything more. Actually fuck it. If you see him ask him how long it took him to write it and then go lay in traffic afterwards because that's what I plan on. He's a genius. No, it's truly so funny. And if you're a fan of Heeter Driveway, it's like every single thing that you want. It's like a parody. It's like a scary movie level parody of like, and I use that as like a humongous compent and the leads, especially the fake Shane Hollander My Godang a towel. D if you d Ding donong indeed Yeah. Speaking of ding donong's, we have to get back to the AMAs real quick because o, sorry we didn't want to bury the lead here, but two of our favorite ladies appared on this program last night. A little tony winner named Nicole Louis Schurzinger. Dominic The PCD reunited. They did don'ta, they did buttons, they did a medley of their hits and here's the thing. They looked and sounded absolutely phenomenal. I'm such ashameed They didn't book smaller venues and t this big such a shame It's such a shame that her head became as big as the globe. And she thought that we were going to go to Madison Square Garden to see her But they're so good. They don't look at all like an act that's like a nostalgia act. They look like Yeah, like the like the back street poice now. I mean, exactly. But you know what I mean? Like you're talking about that's a great example. there real But it isir lines the lowering of the keys so they can hit it. Yeah. These women look as though They're opening or being opened by the the K pop demon hunters. They could to. It's it's a shame they they blew this. I know. it's a shame. Yeah. It's a shame that Nicole thought she was something that you wasn't. Im like I'm really against her recently. I don't know why. I just. You know, the worlds of pop music and Tony Awards, they don't The Venn diagrams with those twos are not as cohesive as you would think. And I'm sorry, you don't have the catalog. I'm sorry to say that. I know it's mean, but you don't. You have buttons, which is their best song unequivocally And then you have the other the next biggest song is donon't ya which is like A song that no one actually wants to listen to anymore. It was funny when it was a novelty thing in the early two thousands, but like You know, some PCDers might they might come for you by sure. don't you Les L also ran to buttons Yeah, I actually took their recent it's called in the club or the cllub or Don't bring your girlfriends to the club. Gbye. I took it off my gym list because I was done listening to it. I'm like, I get it, you're whores. And this is a whoreor positive podcast. Don't get me wrong, but you have to have other qualities. Like being a whore is great. Also, I don't know, be a cook or something. I They just the c I' sry they don't have the catal What's their next biggest ar in the range Yeah Yeahet Listen it' a range. I' never the best thing of all time The best thing ever, by the D die. see, I don't have the range. By the way, speaking of, oh, I shouldn't say doesn't this will be mean, but speaking of doesn't have the range, the Black eyed peas reunited at the American Music Awards last night.'t no now now'm this is karma for what I just said about our he is that you're gonna tell me Fergie. sounded terrible. Why? arere you ride or die for the black eyed Bill? You what I just love Fergie. I wantna that's my good And from what I understand they didn't sing. they just sort of reunited. They won. and this is why the American Music Awards need to be put under the lamp or maybe just put down because they have a category called Best throwback song. No. Okay, girl. So there are songs from Christ. The Black IPs won this award for Rock Your Body. They were nominated against I swear of God. They were nominated against Iris by the Googoo dolls and some other shit from sixteen years ago You're gonna give an aw? What? Like what even is this? A clown show as we I said clown show. Keep in mind when I was I don't know about when you were a kid, but when I was a kid, the American Music Awards would give out best black female and best black male were the actual domins. Even the time we were looking at each other before Woke was a thing and we were like This doesn't seem right appppropriate. Why does Tina Turner have to accept a separate award from anyone who's white It was just so bizarre Think about, okay and the nominees are And I don't want the world And then it's Jesus I wris the Googles and then Rack your body. come on, come on, Rack Like think about those two songs being played congruently. It's just M Yeah, that's what I'm hearing in my mind. It's a new category. They were not only nominated against the Googu Glls Iiris, they were also nominated against What's up by four non bllondees. I don't even know what to say about Linda Perry being there in that house. Sious. Have you seen her on recently going and doing these interviews where she's like, I wrote a song Get the Party startarted that was a joke and then Pink thought it was great. Like she's filleting people on and on the internet right now. For what? Did someone hurt her? she I don't know I don't know. It's c the AMA's are they're a crazy world. They're no. It's liter crazy world. It's lunacy. The last thing that they did, right, which was this the AMAs was when they had Seen Don saying, my heart will go on for like theentieth anniversary. That was great. Yeah of. anic. Okay, are you caught up with Euphoria I'm sorry to tell you that I'm we watched three episodes and I was like, I need to take a break because this show makes me want to be somewhere else other than watching it. That's right. Well, let's we can hold off. I mean Spoiler alert me tellell me Well spoiler alert for anyone watching, a major character died. Oh no past Sunday in this second to last episode of the series So if you don't want to know, we're going to give you ten seconds Soast for. fast forward in a minute Fast forward a minute. Rive me ten seconds while Chris sings a bar from Iris again, while you'd lovena All the cats in my building just jumped out a window. So Pes I sing that at karaoke. sometimes when I'm very in my emotalate and it's beautiful That's awesome Anyway, Jacob Al Lordi's character No died in euphoria in a very I'm shocked. I'm shocked in a graphic shocking HBO surprise way which I don't even know if I can explain it, but he's like in a coffin and breathing through a tube and a rattlesnake crawls down the tube and then into him and then he dies. Because he because hes doesn't get paid they guy the money back. So What what he owes someone money? Yeah. S for sure. I Okaykay Dominic there's a name in the credits of this show. Are you haveave you clocked it? because I have No I don't I don't I barely watch the show and I'm glad you're sitting I know I know who you're gonna to say because is is her real name Aubrey O Gay money fucking is Dominic. And She is not getting the flames that she needs to be getting for like ruining like Is speaking about in case you're just a new listener, we're speaking about Drake. We're speaking about a man. I We're not only misgendering but making up a name for it ' We can because we own it. That's why we own this part That that Sam Lavvinon is such a fucking loser, They like they're trying so hard to make it like an A twenty four a film and it's not. You know what I mean? It's just not. And they're trying to do this like eight hundred twenty and like the scenes where he's getting beat up and thrown down the stairs and his pinky toe gets cut off and she's crying and screaming and all. I was like, I have seen this scene nine hundred million times. They're trying so hard to be like Tarantino esque slash Dare I say Ryan J Is it Ryan Johnson, the guy that does poker face and knives out and all that stuff Like they're doing the yellow, the yellow like credits, which is like kind of like his signature now. They're really like Grab likeike why am I not seeing more internet like harassment of like how he's trying to really just steal someone else's like I think people don't care because the show it's going off the air. but what I do Notice is that they're in the paper as it were every day. L anytime Sydney Sweeney inhales on that show, there's backlash for it because she's the only fan model on the show. Only fans models hate her. Christians hate like everyone hates everyone on the show. And every week it's getting this deep dive to the point where people are like Zendaya and Sidney Sweeney may have to like hug it out because now there's talk about maybe this isn't the series finale coming up because it's gotten so many eyes on it During this past season and now he would come back again. She's not going to do it. Zendaya already didn't want to Did you see the video of whenever Sam Lavinson tried to take a picture with her on the red carpet and she went she sprinted She doesn't even like him. Like she was like, oh, what? I hear my agent calling me like, oh, what? like it's so blatantly the obvious that shes away from it when Gag I told Caitlyin Jenner, she has a new barisa and whileal. Yeah That's one hundred percent. I love that. I love being caught dscing on camera Yeah. Like she's like, oh what and then she's like like throwing rocks at her publicist to be like pull me away from him. And then like the publicicist comes over and it's like, Oh, we got to go and they when I tell you h tails it out of there. moreore than Rue does on the show at all in the first episode. likeike it is insane. By the way, when you said whenever anyone refers to her as Rue, I only I only think of Ru Paul, 'cause I forget that that's her character. Speaking of, we'll get we'll get to her. by the way. We're going to get to her old ass in just a few minutes. You hang you hang on Have you watched the crash on Netflix yet? I literally just watched it two days ago I mean, it's what a lot of people are talking about. I watched it just sort of like I do like a true crime moment. I wasn't really interesterested in, but I I sort of watched it under duress because everyone I felt like out of the loop ame And then I was going and then I was watching all these true crimes I watched the Elizabeth Smart thing that just came out List God, whichich was good. It was really good And she talks about a lot. I mean, you kind of already know the story because I feel like she's done multiple. sureure. Thank She's also in the p to remind to her bodybuilding Yeah to remind you that like They were literally in the fst behind her house. You know what I mean? It's like crazy. She like actually lived when most of them down't. But then and then I was going to the yogurt shop murders, Dominic, I was all over the place. stop I was which PS was great Anyway. So the c this one This little bitch, Megan M Mackenzie Serilla, the real life Regina George and embracing that by the way Here's what I don't need to see. Maybe I'm old, Mbe I'm glad that I still have enough feelings from being on the internet for so long that I can still say, I don't ever need to see parent finding out that their kid's dead. I don't. I never need to see that. No one needs to see it ever. L maybe if I'm on a jury and I need to an attorney needs to sway me with it, then great. But just having these people screaming about their their kids dying with no warning and just popping up in my in my algorithm on Instagram My own. No are. I haven't had my coffee yet. It's ' it's why I don't watch a lot of trrue crrim stuff anymore because it's too, I don't want I can't. It's too much Don Rrut s, that's his mother, right? W That's I watch like ten seconds of it and then it keeps popping up in my algorithm and I can't see it. I get upset when I watch There was one called like Something I don't even know what it was called. Something where like this guy all these friends are at a house party and they wake up and then one of them is dead And like the first thing that comes on the scene is the nine hundred eleven call where the person is screaming and bloody sccreaming bloody murder that their friend has been brutally murdered and is like calling nine hundred eleven to say, like, get is that the I I murders? Was that the I No? It was no, but like it was something like Robert Wan is dead or something It' something like I don't remember. I'm sorry that I just ruined. I completely fucked it up. I don't know anything about it because I turned it I was like, I can't do this. Nope, Nope, bye Well it's been number one for a couple of days. The crime is that this seventeen year old girl was having a fight with her boyfriend and the boyfriend and his friend were in the car. So she deliberately gunned it and ran her car into a brick wall. And she was the only one who lived killed her boyfriend and the boyfriend's friend. Anyway, one of their parents has lost their job because of their participation in this it's becoming like a huge thing where you know know there's going to be two or three sequels and jailhouse interviews. Oh it's terrible. When you see that when you see the parents talking about their child and then they roll and then they roll those like social media clips or she's a fucking bitch. I'm like, Oh, they really did her really fucking dir Like and then the parents being like, my daughter's a great person. She's like living with her boyfriend and is only seventeen years old. She's seventeen. She's not supposed to be living with her boyfriend. You're not cool. Look what you know It's you parents are the parents come off really bad. Like I don't We're gonna to use come offff and quotes because I think they're They should be right there with her. honestly. like this they're not How do you? If you raise look, people have mental problems, mental health is a real thing, but there are occasions where someone's fucked up because they were raised that way and you your life for their actions at all. And you're looking at these parents and you're like Yeahep. I think this could be one of those rare cases where you like get charged as an accessory because you literally made a monster. You made a monster Anyway, we'll button this by saying there was a point when MackKenzie's Silla thought that she was being wronged and wanted I am not making this up. I wanted Kim Kardashian to be her lawyer And that's all you need to know. That's all you need you need to know You've failed. you've parents, you failed if she's reaching out. If her version of real life Matlock is Kimberly Kardashian, turn in your mom card. reallyally. If you have other kids, give them away. You've done a bad job. Anyway, Kim said no, she wants nothing to do with this kidids I legally can't do this because I also film book justust have failed the buyer Speaking of controversial and brave I would like to make a revelation to you, Christopher now officially. I know I've dipped my toe into this pool. For the past couple of months, I'm now fully there There is a rumor going around that Laurie Laughlin will be cast on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Not only am I in full support of this, but I am now at this point onn may twenty seventh, twenty twenty six fully team Laurie Laughlin. Like I'm I'm I'm she's goals. She's now goals. It's been years since this college scandal She's not said word about it. She has avoided jail time. She unloaded her multi multim millionaire douche bag of a husband and will probably live very comfortably for the rest of her life on whatever their settlement was She has only gotten sexier. herer star power has only grown those ridiculous daughters of her. Ohh yes. If she considered. seeee, I think this is like a feather in her cap that she's even being considered B on this. I don't know that she'll play a villain role, but I I want into Laurie Laughlin's life with a hunger that I can't even explain. I think it's Fabulous choice. I hope she says Yes 'use she's looking at Felicity Huffman and she's like I wouldn't even spend fourteen minutes in jail. I don't know how you did fourteen days. Yeah. And she was real snotty about it at the time or came across that way, you know, like laughing it off Well, here we are She's now a half a billionaire. Fxy is fuck and getting job offers and didn't have to spend day in jail I don't Lorie Loghlin I don't think I don't think she's going to do it. Well, she certainly doesn't need to. So now it's just a matter of what's that ego going say I know there's so much to lose. There's so much to lose I know where you're coming from, but what? even if her reputation went in the toilet, she was already like for a period of time, the most hated woman in America. because remember, we were like Felicity Huffman is an angel. She's taking responsibility and she wroteote text and like served time did all that we're like you're evil, you're evil. But now under like a twenty twenty six I now I'm thinking myself. Who's the dumber one No, but in Trump's America, Lauri L knows of clearly Hello Yesity Huffm. you're right. You are right I just don't see the performance happening the we think. muchuch like we will discuss this later in the episode when we talk about Nicolette Sheridan I don't think and not that I think that Nicolette Sheridan would underperform on Beverly Hills I feel that some of these people that they're throwing out there that might be joining the cast and perform I think Nicolette Sardon would overperform on, which again, lining up to the. She'd be one, she'd be like, what's her name? Amanda Francis, but in the opposite way. They'd be like but in way you've painted yourself into the opposite corner. like we can do nothing with you. Did you see Rhanna DMing and Amanda Francis being the Ts? And can I tell you love R. I'm sorry to say, I love it's great. It's weird whenever like You are like, oh, this person has watched what I have done as my work Do you know what I'm saying? And I'm abolutely I'm being annoying about that, but like couple of years ago in New Jersey, I was Guys like John Ham watches this show and they're like, what? And I was like, yes, like sure. Jennifer Lawrence watches this show, you know Anyone in power at Brav must have drawn breath when Rihanna twwe because they were probably seriously reconsidering. Yeah. But from what I understand, she doesn't want to do it. I think that they're no, she know that she's like out like she's Well, and also they're like they were five steps away from like destroying her entire business and making like showing what an MLM scheme it is which it is L allegedly So. And so like that to me is like She knew, oh, this is actually not doing what I wanted it to do, which boost my business. It makes me rarely done so. And so I to the fuck out of here, you know You all are still trying to be Bethany Bethany invented that model and then burned it behind her. She did so well, no one's going to do that. It also stop It was because it was the first one and it was novelty. and that was like so interesting. And you watched her star rise. like these like she was she was in a one bedroom. I just rewatched all of this because I was on rewind sash, but like we had to Oh yes, you were on bitch sash. We haven't talked about. I was I was not on bitch sash. I was on rewind sash versus in like a humongous top tier veryery expensive tier of their like kind of what their patreon is, but it's not, it's their own thing. But I did get a shout in a bitch session. manyany people DM me and texted me, so that was very. That's great. And I would love We return to the favor by shouting them out here on our And I would love and' been DMing about going on the regular show. so maybe it'll happen soon. All this to say, you can't replicate it nowadays. you can't There isn't a way TV is a different thing. TV is a different thing. The contracts that you have to sign make it impossible to do a best make day. And not even that it just doesn't matter. It just doesn't matter. Do you know what I mean? Like it's like every product that could possibly be pushed has been pushed You know, How about a lifestyle brand? justust kidding? Let's talk about the Khan Film Festival. In the winner' circle, there was little to no American representation. so I'll shout out a bunch of foreign names that you're not going to care about now. You should just know that the Palm door went to something called Fjord, which stars Renata and Sieve who is in Sentimental value last year. she was Oscar nominated and Sebastian Stan. Wh is American, I believe. I believe it's an Romanian film also, I think. And he was nominated for portraying Donald Trump and the Apprentice a couple of years ago. And he's also the Winter Soldier. is he not O One of them something like that. Yeah So the bigger stories obviously from Khon come about people's physical appearances. Lisa Rinna What do we think? Rinna showed up enough Yeah She was peacocking for sure and she had on what I'm assuming is a wig, but it was like a Bfffontte blown back Wig I love when someone who's known for Glam be drag queen or not decides they're going to dip the toe in I'm aging exterior and like put on something white or a white wig or a turtleneck. likeike that's always a fun moment A lot of people were hating on it. I didn't mind it. I mean, she looked like Lisainna having fun to me. She has Katie Perry disease where she has the sh eating grin of like, can you believe that I'm here doing this? And then it turns me off to her And that's really sad. I think her intentions are less sinister than Katie said Jen everyoneter Eone says Everyone says. Everyone says, but it's she has that thing of like, can you believe that I'm here doing this? And I'm like, yeah, I can believe it. I don't know. There's something about I don't know Lizzo is also on the con Red Harbor for the EPR benefit. Now this No this is this is a startar turn. like this is low up this is a yeah. And she's gone away Like she when we were like get the fuck out of here, get Sirlene Squiggly and get the beat it. She beat it. You know what I mean? Like we she Label she's not settling. It's not done yet. She's just not settling. She's going through with whatever she needs to go through. She's like, I'm not admitting shit for shit because it's cheaper. takeake the money. we're going, we're going for it. This is also she has an album coming out in a couple of weeks and she's been going on Instagram regularly trashing her record label, which won't end well for her in the short term, but she'll still be an industry hero. She's just like, I don't understand why The label is not promoting my album enough. All this new music's coming out this summer. all these labels are behind it and then posts a video of her what pasting the poster for her album up on Billboards on Sunset Boulevard in Los Ange, doing it herself. and putting that on Instagram and trashing her label. so she's trying to make it wor. It's kind of genius. It is, it is. makes me feel bad for her a little bit. You know what I mean? L Well, it's a good gag, notot to mention Madonna has also been doing the same thing recently in London. So it might be a direct rip off, which is still a fun homage Good for Lizzo, who's also been responding to a lot of people who are like, oh, People are either like, I like fat Lizzo better or I thought she was losing weight. becausecause she it's not mean. It She's on Instagram. now sayingagle Well Instagram X rather, I should say, where she's like, hey, has it ever dawned on you that some people don't want to be thin? Like I got where I want it to be and now I'm thrilled. So ye grow up. She's like, I'm not going to be it two because I don't want to be. I want to be fourteen or a sixteen or whatever she is. and she She just looks great. She looked good before. She looks great now. defefinition of snatched in this blue This blue outfit is like what we should be have been getting at the Mcala and didn't get Every person that could fit in the back of that dress to hold it together is definitely in it. Let's not like there is like the amount of pors work that's under There's a full Eiffel toower worth of wrought iron underneath her nipples and going down to her elelvis. Great. works. I'll wear it on stage. I'll wear that exact dress. I don't care. She looks And speaking of physical appearance, John Travolta still making the rounds on the morning shows coming back from C defefending his director's hat. He's like, if you Google directors, the famous directors, they all wear a beeret Okay, John, they were also homosexuals. Just say it already so we canomar.ar. Also wherear Shelly. How about that? I seriously go to Auba This is the other thing is it's like, he's like, Look at my beret. like and then he's like, look at my beeret again like, it's so funny. Marry Rinna, when men, truly, when men are like fashion exists, let me do this now. and he's like showing up everywhere wearing a bet and it's like you just wear at that one time and then we'll think it's funny and then wear something el Like you know what I mean? Yeah, it's not a tank top, John Travolta. It's an actual hat. But it's like, that's a choice. a tink top is a shirt. Like everyone needs to wear shirt. You know what I mean? Absolutely. We all have to stay warm. You know, ye, but like Speaking of how people look, have you seen didid you get the link I sent to you with Gina Davis? Yeah. She drank a potion. She's seventy years old. And she looks fifty. She dams in the ocean. Here's what I'll say though, that dress needs to be. There is something about it wide decitage that that certain women don't understand it's not. You have to be built a certain for that. She looks incredible. It doesn't She doesn. It is not even that. I know what you're saying, but she looks great in it. It's just the ugliiestress I've ever seen my is what it is. Yeah, you mean like the pattern of it justust the whole thing, everything about it. It's just everything about it's wrong And yet she looks incredible So she pushes through, but I'm sorry, like when I see the pictures, all I can look at is how terrible that dress is. but she looks Beyond You need to have a certain type of bosom to wear. like that's not even a V. That's like a U and it goes down too low and it does ruin the dress. it looks, it looks good. She looks good, though. The body. She looks flawess. And it's just the dress itself, everything about it, the pattern of it, it's so cheap. It's everything terrible Also, Hillary Duff, we've let this slip by without mentioning it, but she is on the cover of the sports Iillustrated. Swimsuit issue. talkalk about bodyb banging. She refused to wear a bikini. She was like, fuck, you know, thanks. I'll do what I want. othertherwise I'll go on any other magazine that wants me And that's it. And people this morning actually on the internet have been posting pictures of Hilary Duff being at the American Music Awards twenty one years ago and very clearly looking better now She hasn't really needed a glow up, but she has just become She she's grandeam material. That's what we're going see. When she When she hits fifty, she's going to be giving dare I say Kylie Minogue energy because she's the music's poppy, the music is fun. It's not getting as much play as it should, But the stuff she's released recently is actually pretty good. And you know, she survived toxic Mom gade, but when Ashy Tisdale's your enemy, I guess you're going to win no matter There's something about her that I can't put my finger on that just irks me About Hillary Duff. Yeah, in general. Interesting. There's something that's so false about this whole thing Interesting Well, fans of Hillary Duff, I'll give you Chris's home address. Right man. I don't know. there's something she rubs me the wrong way. I don't know what it is. I don't know. I can't help but think about that husband with the picture and him being annoying. The gay husband. Yeah, the petty bitchy husband. Yeah who got involved in mine then There's something And like she looks great. sure the the music is good. Again, we pitched her to do all of this and then she copied it and did it. So like that's great, but there's something about her that I can't I can't put my finger A bit of casting news, reallyally good one that this podcast stands behind. It looks as though Quinta Brunson will be playing Betty Boop. in the film version, which is wonderful because she's kind of already Betty boop She is in a way. Boop. I just great Just great casting. looking forward to that Emily What is that movie going be? What is that movie going to be, by the way? It'll be a mess, like the Broadway musical was. It'll be like a complete mess, but we'll like it because she's in it. And then all the pictures are her in like a boop wig kind of a thing and I'm like obsessed with it. she's worn that before Yeah you've worn that several times that hereir in public. So it's the The gossip sites already had plenty of photos to pull upon as though was like her audition tape, but she already, she has Betty Boo's eyes already. She looks just like her Emily in Paris is leaving Netflix after sixies. I guess Emily is leaving Paris never saw an episode, people Everyone I know who watches the show hates it but is addicted to it. and I I'm not interested. It once you realize what the show is, you're like, al right, I get it You know what I mean? It's like a soap opera. It's very soapy. It's very just like Here's a problem and then Emily fixes it within the episode. Like it's, we're not reinventing the wheel And the men on it are probably the most beautiful people that I've ever seen in my entire life and so that's why I keeping You know, they creators of the show We're really hoping that everyone would always refer to her as Emily in Pari and it just never happened. never in P It was never gonna to happen. becauseause that's They thought it was so sing song. Emily in Pari, No one did it No we're we're Americans. We don't wor pieces of garbage. Yeah, we still say mozzarella here. I mean, come on people. No one's going to say Perry. No one's doing that We were talking a couple of weeks ago about the trailer for Christopher Nolanans's the Odyssey and Lupita Nango O of the world's great beauties and an Academy Award winning actress is playing Helen of Troy. Wh is, according to mythology, the most beautiful woman in the world. So of all people, one of the world's ugliest humans, Elon Louise Musk, starts making public statements, but Helen of Troy is supposed to be the most beautiful person in the world, not buying Lupita Niango in that role. making this public for no reason other than just to remind everyone that he's Hideous to look at and has two inch penis, which is probably like a sixteen inch robot penis now because it's all he does is make toys And Lupited Nango responded basically like with an eye roll and a shrug She're like, great, come see the movie. Thankks. I'm ugly, come see the movie How gonna call Lupita Nango ugly it's just a strraange. And look like Why would fuck shhrek before Elon Musk and that's not an exaggeration. It's not an exaggeration I love her comment is she said, we can't perform beauty Hite hand Like just get them O, who gives a fuck what he has to say about anything. Like, don't come here and act like we're going to be like, o, bl, likeike literally go fuck yourself. Three, shut up. No one cares. Don't you don't know anything about making films. She's in like an academy award winning actor I'm excited by her being in the movie. I mean, why are we doing whyy are we even saying anything? likeike what am I defending her being in the movie? What am I doing? He launched a rocket this week and Nickki Minaj. He's a fucking loser is what he is. likeike who gives a don't talk in this is thing, they want to whine PS we not we didn't even bring up Jeff Bezos to giving that interview. They want to wine all say when we say shit about them, but then they want to be able to go give their opinion about every single thing and be fine You know what I mean I don't want to talk about him. I don't either but he's really trying. He's really trying after the Mchal, he's really trying to make that image turn because he caught that disease from Laurence Sanchez. Yeah. Yeah, but you know what I mean? He really we're not even going to bring it up, but like he He really is trying to do some something. and he's funny because it's like, o, it is getting to him actually that we all think he's a loser But yeah, Elon Musk, no one gives a fuck you have to say Yes, they're like, this isn't like canon for the time and everyone's like, this is a mythological story Like it's something's like a mara that has to fight in in one of the scenes. Like there's like spirits that come to him. There's like the lady of the Lake comes to him. like what not? It's not a historical document. Yeah I mean, I love it, at least they're saying, oh, why is she ugly instead of why is she black? So maybe we've sort of graduated, like maybe idiots have graduated from racism to just. She's also one of the most bas people on the planet Anyway, whyy are we doing this? Why are we doing whyy are we doing this? Speaking of the Odyssey, Matt Damon looks like he's the one that's going to startar in the next project from the Daniels. who, of course, won best director for everything everyverywhere all at once. and they haven't done a movie since then. Whatever this top secret project is It looks like Matt Damon's going to be in it Great There were no other boring white people available. Chris and I are right here And we're actually not boring So Way to go where they're trying to jump listen, they're trying to jump off of this odyssey They'reing to be like, oh, what's he going to be next?'s terrible. He's now going to be in everything just from them being like excited about Christopher Nolan doing Why is Mattainman having a moment? dont can't stand it. And let's bring up really quickly likeike and people love to forget this or look right past it as many a time I've brought it up on podcasts that he like literally only like two years ago was like, I heard that I'm not allowed to say Fagot anymore because we talked about it. Yeah. Yeah My child said, it's not good. And I'm like, oh, it shouldn't have been your kid that told you that. loveo of the world. You know what I mean? Like what? Anyway? When I was flying back from Puerto Rico last week, I watched The departed I don't know why this was the plane movie. I decided to eith there. It's really it's great. I mean it's really great. I didn't like that he was in it, but thankfully because I don't like him and his character is thoroughly unredeemable throughout the whole movie. So I enjoyed watching his demise. I enjoyed watching him say the word, the F word and then playing like ree or whatever, yeah He's a loser He's a loser. Did you ever watch Rick and Morty? That's another sh I didn't Ion was obsessed with it. Well let uson know there's a movie coming out. After all this time, there will be a Rick and Morty. That's big. I want let us big. That It was a big show So that's day You know what else is big? Lindseay Chrisley of the Chrisley Klan arrested for a DUI. one by one, this family Yeah criminals, every single one of them gay criminals There's really no other story there. I just want to laugh that just like My family. being incarcerated, it's the family business down there. right pumpkin. By pumpkin Since we're in our crime section, there are some fans who have seen Mary J Belja's residency in Las Vegas who want their money back They say she I don't like that. She is literally sleepwalking through it. sitting down. Oh no. Oh no. I sent you The link I sent you has a clip on it and it when I tell you, it looks like she's, it looks like she is truly walking in her Sleep. You know, a residency is not for everybody. it's hard. She has the catalog, but you got to show up there and like But how did do it? I don't her dancing. I don't need her dancing But it's not just it's the it's like the movements. It's like a whole, it's like a whole. Can't you just sit there and sing or just stand there. Do what Mariah doesn't just stand there and sing When I tell you she's lumbering back and forth on the stage, she isn't not lumbering. She looks great, but she's not acting like she's well She looks like she just wants that check to clear and then get back to New York is what she looks like. Well, that's and it's sad because remember at the at the Super Bowl when she was performing and she like sang and then like fell back she was like gave it her all and it was like, we loved it. Like now I'm great moment. Yeah ' I was one Har old thing already learned. You know what I mean? Like that's what we want from her and it's not. you're telling me its not while we're talking about crimes, you know, in the last week, the footage of Brittneany's DUI was released. It's pretty unremarkable to be honest. Like she just acts like Brittany in it. She's not particularly wasted. She didn't feel the sobriety test and which is not good Aderall and something else, I don't know, maybe pro but something like Not shocking. not was alerts I got because I thought that she got arrested again, but instead they were just like, oh, it's the bodycam from six weeks ago. I'm like All right, unnecessary Was she barking like a dog and wielding a knife? She wasn't Do You know what I mean? Was she like being insane? No she was like She was like, Please just don't arrest me. Like she was like, I just really don't need this right now. And they were like, well, we have to arrest you. You know what I mean? It wasn't this like person devoid from reality. notot one bit they're wanting to pitch up. So much so we're not even doing a Britty watchatch. I'm not even going to say, hey y'all the right way because Let her rest Okay, Ricky. So now we're now we're in a small section of reacting to overzealous fans because several stories this week Ricky Martin was performing in Montenegro and someone threw tear gas on the stage. What why Leave Ricky Martin alone. He's like all we have right now. He's an international treasure Al throwing throwing stuff at people in general Just in generalppeered from the stage. It was like, this is not This is why I don't go to concerts because people don't know how to behave. They don't. They don't. Fucking don't. And they want their moment in the sun with the Yeah Beyonce concert' is a good one to leave the house for because everyone there A has skipped rent to go see Beyonce. and one hundred percent of they're trying to not fuck it up,. No. And like if anyone starts shit at a Beyonce concert, a thousand people will look at you and say, girl, don't. And you don't. reallyers will you out Anybody Or her manager, Blue Ivy, will come in personally fuck your O Tina Louise nose will be airlifted to your seat and lowered on top of you to smack you in the face So Zan Malk, formerly of onene direction had several incidents this week. He was walking into a club Someone was trying to get his attention. he didn't give it to them. so they threw a water bottle at him. and this woman looked pissed who threw it. that you end up in jail that way. You don't get an autograph when that happened. No, don't do that. And then like forty eight hours later, he's trying to leave somewhere and had to say had to get a little loud with people be like, I need to open the fucking door was what he said because they were preventing him from like getting into the car. And to these fans, I want to say, isn't he ill? Isn't he ill That's what I was saying. Why't a problem? Why'd he go to a club So he can socialize however he wants, but don't approach someone who's ill, likeike let him get in his car and then throw shit at the car. maybe I don't know, I'm trying to help everyone out here I don't know if it's working And then we get to Dame Russell Crow Wh This is now as of the time of us recording this, this is now appearing everywhere this video. This old man is such a fucking asshole. We don't we don't. We already knew this, but we don't ever need to see him again. There's a group of people outside wherever he walks out of this hotel. He holds up his hands and he's like, all right Do not push up on me I'm going to get up to each one of you if I can. but the first person who crosses the line and acts like a dick, I'm out of here And this is exactly it's giving very Alec Baldwin against the paparazzi. Yeah energy and then proceeds to like Be as miserable as possible while signing shit for people These are the people that I look at and say, didid you not Did you not want to be successful? Because like if you wanted to be an actor, obviously the hope was, oh, I'll get to be in all these movies. likeike if you didn't want to be famous, you should have just done regional theater or suummer stock or just leave your talents then don't do autographs. Don't do Gladiator is the question. Don't do Lame Miz. stay in Australia. shhut the fuck up But do you know what I mean? Like just that why then don't do. Like don't even do it then. thenen why are you do if you're miserable long time, then don't be then why Shave your beard, get plastic surgery so you look like someone different. Don't act anymore and go fuck yourself. U some Broadway news. Jawbreaker which has long and wrongly been you know, referred to as like a Heather Junior or something like that. Yeah is going to be a musical. someone's making it into a musical I won't say it's superior to Heather's, but in some ways it is because it's not I mean, you haven't lived you haven't treated yourself to the cinematic experience of Rose McGowan looking at someone and saying, I am. Electrified. Then what are you even doing? Listening to this podcast. Stop what you're doing. Watch that Yeah, I guess I'm as nervous as I would be in now. I don't anything I don't feel great about it If you didn't catch beaches on Broadway, I have worse news for you any friend of pod and thatb Rabbi Dctor, Rebecca Bregman did see it. I didn't get her review, but I mean the musical, it had been in development for like ten years and lasted for like ten minutes on Broadway, unfortunately. that's that's why I'm like some of these they they think they're doing like a oh, this is going to be like a fun alt thing and it's just not Like Heers, the musical is on is somewhere right now playing in New York and literally like not one people about it I've heard that that's not bad, though. that that's been running off Broadway forever at this point, right? Have mical? Again, no idea.. I think it comes and goes, but it's been around for a minute. I'm trying to see if Wolf Klitzer saw it I'll have to ask him King Charles had a Big week t firstirst he was out in public and a seagull pooped on him. And u When I tell you that this Old age King Charles Diana probably wouldn't have left this version of King Charles because he's engaging, he's funny, he's not being set up in an arranged marriage But he notices that the dog shit's on the tail of his coat and he's like, all right, I guess it's not on my head. And then just keeps walking by greeting the subjects or the commenters or whatever they're called. and he's in a great mood. the radio station. I'm saying he's having big week. He's a gu bigger problems than the Totally. he got a lot of positive publicity from the pooping thing. and then A radio station announces that he died. accccidentally that he's Yeah, that he's dead, that King Charles died. Um He. Right. He'd he's alive. He did not. It was they saying it was radio Caroline. I'm reading from TMZ mistakenly announced the British King's passing on Tuesday when they said a computer error triggered their quote, death of a monarch procedure. sot death of a monor procedure. I have a death of a Diva procedure in my home. likeike if Cher or Marishka or Judy Dench, like if they ever pass away, and there's no guarantee that any of these people ever will I pull one switch on my newly updated laptop and I go black everywhere on social media. don't I don't want the pressure of reacting to it in public. We have discussed. it to myself. We have discussed this. We have. I said, what do you do? And you said, I just go black when every. I will just go bl There's too much. I won't I'll call my therapist first of all, that's a real thing And I would just figure out how to how to get through it Today we are fixing Nicolette Sheridan, for those of you Patreon and that's our Apple subscribers who get the All of cart, comoming up on that forormmer talk show host is selling her estate for one hundred million doars and the answer is not Oprah. That's the obvious one There are two talk show hosts actually, whose homes are not very far from each other geographically. One of them is selling their home for five million. the other is selling for one hundred million. We'll tell you about that Brown is now Dr. Chris Brown. We will deliver that unfortunately past to you behind the paywall We think we know when Harry Sal and Zory Kravitz might be getting married. We think Ruaul may have dementia and for God's sake Will someone Someone reach out to us so we can fix Akon becausecause Akon had an idea this week where he would appear in a giant plastic earth ball and crowd surf over his audience in concert And when he rolled out there They just let him drop to the ground. It's the most humiliating thing I' ever It's like absolutely humiliating. And I almost cried when you sent it to me last night. I'm not even a fan of Acon and I need to fix him because it's Devis. I'm begging you all. someone, please sum. How long was he seated there How long? And then he's stuck in that bubble and like just walking around the front of the GA of his own class On the Oia, we'll also explain to you why Ray J, who for the past year has just been giving us a list of health problems, why he recently appeared in and lost a boxing match And Is Madonna shading Charlie Xy X promotes herurn new album. We'll have all that and more. on the a la carte in addition to A hard hitting interview not done by us. with one of Chris's neemeses. Juliana Ranick. You asked recently where the hell is she? She appears on our podcast to tell you where she is. I saw her pop up. I think it was with Evan and Danny that I saw her last. It might have been. I know God God, what an emSS of mine anyway And we will be fixing Nicolette Shardon after these vital messages. Oh, a quick note, please go to doomentary. com or my Instagram page. I am about threeh weeks out from starting a little pride tour and then a little residency in Provincetown. and all the information is on my website or my Instagram We will see you after these vital messages. Dominic, we have returning guests, returning guests that have made us play an online version of trraders that I'm desperately begging them to do again because I had so much fun doing it You know and love them from the I in the Q one podcast. It's Donnie and Chelsea. weellcome back to the show Hi, thank you so much for having us back We had so much fun on traders What if we were Ricky Lake doorbelling you right now and this was an episode of And just plenty other people jo upast be fantastic You know that Dominiic worked on the Ricky Lake showhow. A, I didn't know that. I feel like every time we talk to you guys, we get more lore but I'm like I mean but does track that makes perfect sense and yet iconic I sure did for three years. We had so much fun doing traders. And then Dnie, you had everyone come to like an undisclosed location to do a bigig brother version in real life, apparently? I did. for my fortieth birthday in March. I brought thirty five of my friends, twenty eight played, the rest were staff members. Chelsea played. And if you think he's kidding about staff members They all had staffed t shirts. And then when he was leading up to the game, when he was talking about people, he would say things like, oh well, the chef is gonna take care of that or like the production assistant. And I'm like, Do mean your lifelong friends that love and care about or just fully staff? Not this nameless chef. Yeah, it could be anyone. That was like basically me. Yeah, yeah,' so funny Oh my God, well, listen, if you need a staff producer next time, let me know. Perfect. wouldould love it. We actually wanna do a part two with like all podcasters and content creators. I will be on the production side this time because I gave Donnie my all and I'm going be sending him the bill for my therapist. after copy that. She left it on the floor like the damp mom themes. That is a dastardly idea. That is truly dastardly. And this footage of the actual event is available online, correct Yes, it's on our Patreon. We have a new episode every week and then when people are kicked off, I'm bringing them on Zoom and I talk to them like at eviction interviewion. Oh brother. Oh my God. I that's really like If you haven't seen the clipses, if you haven't seen the clips online, it's truly like the wildest fortieth birthday party ever. It's in a fucking castle for real and it is truly like a real life It's you will be jealous when you Watch it. The castle wasn'tane. There was like an escape room in the walls. secret passages. At one point, I went to put a broom away in the closet and I pushed too hard on the wall and fell in. and there was like a path. you crazy. Yeah. There was an open sewer that if you crawled through, then there was like an enchanted kingdom on the other side. It was truly jigsaw level shit. and if you're like' the queen there, right? She's theeen We found her. We found her No, But if your listeners are interested, our first episode is up on the Patreon for free if they want to like Yeah, see what's out But it's getting better and better every week because by the end people really did commit to the bit. They were really thinking CBS was going to sign a check because we had full reality stars by the end. I heard it was intense. I mean, were there tears? L it was it was it was like a very emotional Anding one of your participants, I don't know if we should name him, is a not infrequent guest on our podcast as well. And he said it was only five star review, but he said it was much more intense than everyone's lighthearted nature would lead you to believe Yeah, this we're talking about with smiles two months after the fact, but There were plenty of tears. There was plenty of middle school gym class behavior. It was intense. Yeah Yes. Smiling two months after the fact, welcome to TV, baby. Welcome to. Speaking of Intense We are here. We're back. to get here Miss Nicolette Sheridan. By the way, whose idea was this? Because when this when it came to my calendar that we were fixing her, there was an audible. There was a like I was thrilled. I didn't even know she was on our list. She was on the list. She's been on the list, but Donnie picked her out and was like, Well, yeah, Chelsea and I have been covering desperate housewives on our Patreon, so it's a natural fit. But also we were our eyes were drawn to Mandy Moore as well, but Mandy Moore doesn't need to be fixed. So I refused to pick her. I was like, I don't know if that's gonna be the best episode or the worst episode that we just come on and no but you, where we're like, she's actually perfect. now Oh, I'mfraid if a guest came on it actually only to just fuck us over just to say I't care you try to fix and then leave Yeah, Chriskes song like her song I want Candy is the perfect song next. Yeah, like Yeah Jonny literally just had to cover his mouth because he's going to launch into his man. best song ever Yeah ye. Al always Nicolette Sheridan, let me tell you, no one really, as I was thinking about it epitomized like the rise and fall of like eighties beauty slash trash slash glamorous excess. like she was because as I'm researching her, she hit She took so many boxes off from that era W it not for her reputed and repeated bad behavior, she would be a much more Lisa Rinnah star from that era Damn than she is, you know But let's play the middle name game because we have a she threw a little wrench into it Nicolette Sheridan does not have a middle. Whoa. So. We have to default And what I've decided to do this week is that you will guess The middle name of her first husband Another eighties and nineties and current icon Mister Carry Hamlet You will guess Harry Hamlin's middle man Harry Hamlin was born october thirtieth, nineteen fifty one. He's seventy four years old He is a Libra He was born Pasadena, California onn the dominic scale of get ability. this is a This is a five ish It is a name that It could be a first or a last name It doesn't really, I think it's more often than not a last name But it's very if someone says it's their first name, you wouldn't bat an eyelash at all, but it's more often than not a last name Was he born Harry or was he born Harold U I am seeing Harry only Okay, just Harry And Harry and Hamlin are his Aual names Now all I can think this is hard. Smith Jared from S That's what I was thinking to. I was going to say Smith. I know it's not Smith. I know it's not Smith. I know. notot Smith, but it's sort of like a long It's aling those lines It doesn't start with an S, but it's like along those lines of like If someone says hi, my name is Smith, you'd think, wow, that's usually a last name, but I'm not freaking out Let? Jefferson Wow suchuch a good guess, especially Wow clues. Wow, not Jefferson. I'm gonna say Johnson Another great guest, but no, it is Okaykay. Christopher. Washington All in the wheelhouse and I bet if we played this for ten more minutes, someone would get the eventual answer, which is Robinson, Harry Ham, Robinson Hamlin. I was going to go I mean, Robinson Grusso maybe I've met one other Robinson, but still if someone says Robinson, I'm not Anyway, Nicooltte Sheridan, we might as well give you the information about her that we would have got. She is sixty two She is november twenty first, nineteen sixty three the last day of Scorpio. Scorpioing into Sagittarius, which is why she's bothoth so sexual and probably a fan of archery is what I'm guessing. She. And she, I did not know, was British born. She's American, but she was born in Worthing, Sussex, England Wow,. sixty three. She was married to Harry Hamlin. in the early nineties just for a year. and then somethingomething I did not know was that she was married for three years el to Denise Richards Aaron Fipers. Uu Did' I felt the same way Donnie is giving home aone face right now. I did not I was similarly shocked when doing the research Oh they Yeah, they talk about they talked about it on Beverly Hills, I feel Am I wrong? Did they? Because it's that weird connection between all of the four Denise Lisa and then Nicolette. The Aaron one is crazy and I know we've seen the outline of the dick. We know how he pulls them, but ye, sure My God, like I really the bar is in hell for men that it is po. It is. And it'sad because he is so hot, but then like to have him be living in that house with all of his family members and saying that it was Denise that made it gross and And it was like, your whole family' living there because you're all suck you by is like horrific. He's what a horrific person. anyway ue garbage gob. And camas don't lie, that's You know, when you think the cameraas lie, they don't. they don't. anyyway Oh and a quick reminder, I forgot about this as well. She spans Nicola Sheridan spans generations, even when it comes to life partners because I forgot that she and Michael Bolton were also a thing for many years and I'm told by Wikipedia now that there were actually two incarnations of it There was like a post Harry Hamlin. marriage and then a pre Eon Fiperers's marriage. you together I timeline The timeline of when they got together, that was when Lisa Rinna started their feud on Watch What Happens Live when she accused her of cheating on Harry Hamlin with Michael Wolton, I guess when like Harry was in the hospital or something was going on. Yeah, I remember this now. I do remember this. Well, when you look at her, I mean, she's She is She's suppick. Yeah, she's. I'm like she's the Beautiful busty blonde actress that's like hotest fuck And it's just Slayingem. You know what I mean? Like We everyone might, I mean, I can speak for I feel like all three of us on this call that's not dominic when they we say I might definitely definitely different for me than the rest of the people here today for sure. I feel that we all got her at Desperate Housewives. And if not that, it was Beverly Hills Ninja with Chris Farley great movie But like other than that, like I feel that we got her for death from desperate Housewives. But Dominic, why don't you tell us like Well from Kots Landing, which and I only just to be clear, I didn't watch Kots Landing When I was a kid because they were middle class. I would only watch the soap operas like Dallas and I need Richel to be the center of it They literally, it was like a soap opera in a cul de sec M C de sack passed. like no, ab She stayed in a cul deack. Yeah, it was Chelsea, it was very desperate housewives Jason. Like without Map's Landing, there would be no desperate housewives. So it is crazy. And great. L if I was the casting director, I would have done the same thing to bring her back to like her origin Okay. Yeah. And it's hilarious that you were all introduced to her there because desperate Housewives was very much For someone my age, Nicolette Sheridan's comeback because one hundred percent. Nots landing was her absolute peak. She was white hot. It was a white hot show at the time. She was sexy and bitchy and like the show always aired like with Dallas or something else. So it was never like a number one show, but it was always still water cooler and it ran for a long time. It ran longer than Dallas actually. and she was sex kitten in a bitch and, you know all the other things that you would think she would be. So when she came back for desperate house class, we were like, w. okay And it was a Dallas spinoff or I made that up No was a Dallas spinoff. L lead Mle was was a you was JR's brother And he was he was a loser. and so he was her. He was in she was always in my orbit because my mom watched all of the daytime soaps anduff like that's also how like Lisa Rinna came into like if I was home from school sick, I was stipping in with these women. But then I do have a superpower of if I missed a pop culture moment It's just I have like men in black myself and I have no knowledge of it. And so I never watched Desperate Housewives until we started covering it for our Patreons. So like I feel like I've only been introduced to her in the last year or so. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wowreat That is a wowy L wow because. It's such a watershed Joe. And we're on the cusp, by the way, of looking back on it and like, like people have been talking about rebooting There's been like whispers of it online and we're and well, you guys are a part of it. I feel like we're entering the era now where we're all going to start talking about it regularly Yeah. It's like it's going to be part of our lives again It's just been coming up in conversations in so many ways recently Well, and it is, I mean, at the end, we've said this nine billion times, that it is like the precursor to the real Housewives. Like the reason that all theouse the housewives shows are branded the real Housewives is because at the time, Desperate Housewives was the biggest show on television, like one billion percent. In the beginning of realal Housewives, ' I do a thing before I like something, I hate it, like high school musical, now I'm the number one fan. Yeah. There was a time where I was like, I'm a college student. I'm not gonna watch. Yeahike what am I In high school still l Yeah So when Re House Iive started, I was very much that way I was like, the only housewives I have time for are desperate. L first of all, get a w second of all. I did have a point, you know? Yeah. Yeah. No, I do love it. And and again, like the reason they hold a thing in their hand is because in the opening of desesperate outouseses, they're all Eve with the apple. And so that was like their version of, yeah. And there was so much lore behind the scenes of desperate housewives that is very adjacent to real housewives drama. We did a whole episode on our Patreon of the Vanity Fair article of just all of the backstabppbing and fighting that went on during that photos shoot of like who gets to be in the center of the spread. Like those women behind the scenes were the original Y Re housewives. So where does okay, so here's my thing is like she's in knots landing. She's becomes really famous. Then she's running through hot men in Hollywood, right And at the same time becoming somewhat of a TV movie queen. And it was quite a coup actually, because at the time, Jackie Collins, the sexy novelist was at her peak and her main character was this she'd written a couple of books this character named Lucky Santangelo think of her as lame Oh yeah, I I mean Oh What? I knew I rememberaking this Anangelo What must that middle man An Angela. Now she was an eighties heroine like like women knew Lucky Sant Angelo because she was reading these books at one of the books was lucky and the other one was like in the misery books, when Kathy Bates is screaming about the character to James Chonn in Misery that he's written the character incorrectly. I always interpreted when I watched Misery that it was very much like a a lucky Sant Angelo character. like that's who Kathy Bates was like responding to But she got the lead, Nicole got the lead. There were two, it was like a giant minieries where they combined the Jackie Collins books, Lucky and Chances. Do you wantan to know what they called the miniseries Luck lucky chances Lucky chances And that was a big deal because it was like while she was on not like she was on the trajectory and then became for lack of remember, she just became a TV movie quQeen Yeah. whichich again money, I mean, like she's did it way before everyone else and probably made so much fucking money I do think that the reputation, I don't know if it happened because her character on Kot's landing was difficult or that she's a woman, but you know, we all know like her exit from Desperate Housewives, which we will talk about is sort of famous for acrimonious it was, but it wasn't the first time. My memory is that her reputation behaving that way preceded her being on desperate housewes. It like that she was always considered difficult, which again And not not to sound woke just for the sake of it, but she is a woman. It is the eighties. like anyone who spoke up from Suzanne Summers to Joan Collins back then was just difficult anytime they wanted to renegotiate a deal. But I don't but that reputation preceded her coming to desperate Housewives. So Interesting Okay, so let's go through the husband's stuff because that's going to come up. I feel that that is important So she marries Harryham. Right for a year. And then is cheating on him with Michael Bolton, while Harry Haml' is in the hospital question mark Qion, Mark. and Again, your listeners, I think the last time I was on the show, I like to just say things as if I know them and God knows if I it up if I reite a shware. We're not back based. Yeah. Sheats on him with Michael Bolton, we think. Well, she's married to him. then she's with Michael Bolton and then I don't think that she gets married again until It's fipers, right? PH fipers She that's her next husband. She's only been married to Harry and Eron Lilliam engaged to Michael Bolton both times she was with him Oh God R Row. And then she and then she so then she's with Aron and then she leaves him, obviously. And then she's single now Apparently Hey Siri, who's Nicolette Sheridan currently dating She is definitely not dating Michael. Now, thank you for nothing. Thank you for making me go on Chat GBT. So How do he dle Yeah, she's single.. How do you So Donnie and Chelsea, walk us through desperate housewives when she arrives. Like now that're it's fresh in your minds, what's how is it? tellell us everything I do want to say really quick, I just lookicked it up Lisa Rinna claims that she cheated onry that Nicolette cheated on Harry Hamlin right after his mother's death. So he was in the hospital visiting his mother. N happy little tale, but you know, I wanted to get the facts No no, no,, but that does m make sense. Okay, he was in the hospital watching his mother leave this earthly plane. and then she was like bagging Michael Bolton She wanted to give him his privacy. I know. Yeah Just like on Rhode Island, right with the guy that husband is like now going to like, he's like my mom' in the hospital, but then he's with his girlfriend. Yeahah Nicholas came back without the ring. Yeah yeah Okay, so tell us about desperate House. Like when you now that you're watching her on desesperate Housewives with like twenty twenty six eyes, how do you feel By the way, and I don't mean to further interrupt before the chunk of desperate housewives, but Prior to that She was the list that she was on, the actress list she was on She auditioned for the following two iconic roles, did not get them obviously Rachel Green on friends. Wow. Oviously we went to Jennifer Anddison And Grace on Will and Grace. She. W H. That's crazy. Yeah She's so up that I She' too much of a star for either. L those two shows, especially like told noodies and then made stars and that's like why they were. Like she's too like, I wonder if they said, like you're too famous. That's probably. Yeah. They were ensemble pieces. You're like to Sant Angelo. Yeah.ally. But she they were both ensemble pieces with a bunch of nobodyudies when they first started. She needed like a Murphy Brown Susan. you know Sant Angelo series what she needed. She needed Lucky the series. But also both of those characters, like I feel like she is sexuality forward. And like Rachel Green, like because Jennifer Andiston is Jennifer Andiston, of course she is like beautiful beif not those things. No but she is she's not leading with sex in that role. Nicola Sherid is someone that like Joey dates and is like And she's like let suck like everywhere in public. And he's like, I can't have I'm having so much sex. it's crazy. Like, you know what I mean? Like it's like yeah Grace is like a nonstarter for me. like that character is way too insecure to look like like Nicola Sheridan. Like there's no there's just, she's not thatoofy, then she wouldn't I know because of what we have now, we can't imagine it, but I think in a world where Meghan Mallallally doesn't exist, I could have taken Nicola Sheridan as Karen Yeah, I'm there. It's a different I'm there of it. Yeah You it not grace No, not greatace. I was Susan Myers if I've ever seen one. Yeah, sure, sure, sure. Which desperate housewives, the enemy of my enemy is my friend, which is why Edy Brit is my favorite because fuck Susan Myers. Yeah Okay All right, so let's get there. Now here we are. So here she is. Where do we begin? Do you love her on Dperate Housewives? Let's ask that question first us loveo her. I've always loved her. I watched it in real Time in two thousand four and I loved her then. and in a twenty twenty six rewatch, I love her now. Like if it was written for the first time in twenty twenty six, are there lines that would have been changed? S.. But I do think That kind of woman still has a place in twenty twenty six, and I'm her biggest fan Yeah, like her only motivation is to go head to head with Susan Myers at any opportunity that she can. and I love that. She literally will just like drive by. And the thing about her is like she's not as int like I would call almost her like she's a friend of especially, I mean, recently watched up to season three So I don't know where it goes from there She is a friend out though. She is a friend out She's not always entrenched. So there will literally be episodes where like she drives by on her like in her sports car and like yells a slur at Susan and keeps it moving. It's like there she is. that was her was recall the season that she's in a legcast the whole season is simply because she was on Th' company Chrissy roller skates behind Susan's car just yelling at her. There was no need for that, but it surely did end up with her run over and in a cast for a season Oh my go, the things that used to happen on that show when the I' never forget the tornado that came down mysterial Lane. Chelsea's not there yet, but that's sorry spoiler. That's a teaser. Well, and also, Donny does the thing where he's like, I'm not going to tell you what happens, but when there's a when there's a shooting in a grocery store, I will tell you who was in the grocery store. I'm like, okay, so I can't wait That the next season we're covering is the grocery store This is the grocery store shooting, my favorite episode of all time. Kelsea, there's also a plane crash. This goingic. The original Seattle Grace hos No happen. Chelsea literally the same plot. Like when I tell you, I was like when I was watching the plane crash on Grays in college, I was like, didnn't this just happen and went on D I mean, we've already had a man locked in a basement, so where do you go from there, you know? Where do we go from here? Also, where's Jesse Mattcaalf? shouldhould he be fixed? Add him to the list, we'll come back. 'ause he like what a hot piece, you know what I mean? Like back then. I now, I'm in his DMs monthly saying like, started singing career He hasn't yet Oh God, not you were in his DMC It was in the Dallas reboot. He played Christopher Ewing when it was on TN wasas it TNT?ort ago when they brought it back JR Iide in real life. Well and we'll get there, but Nicolate Sheridan was in the dynos theory boot. Bege, like great She isn't who I would have picked, but we'll talk about that when we get there. but I was it was a good choice. It was definitely a good ch I agree. Either the way, Nicolate Sheridan initially auditioned for Bri Vandicamp in desesperate Housewives, the role that went to Marcia That was her I guess her initial audition before they gave her the part of EDi That is so weird H likeike, don't they hydrate likeit though But I could see her doing in I too the blood off 'cause isn't Brie like the uptight one and then she gets like se after he ejaculates. I think that's because just like Meghan M'alleally, I think it's because we have Marsha Cross as Brie to compare it to. I think there could have been like a blonde version of Brie that is Almost like a White House correspondent. sh. And then theerally a whore. Yeah. Yeah, I love that. Like we're impressed in that way. I could see it But I mean, there is the casting was They got it right Yeah And so desperate housewise dominic, like you said, is her resurgence, right? Like from Kot slanding and all these TV things that like she then is primeim, She's there. I'muming I'm assuming the homosexual Cbe nominated, by the way, for the Edie Britt role. two thousand five. She was nominated for B supporting actress And that's a tough one because that supporting actress nomination at the Golden Globe is for like everything that ever appears. on television. It's broken down at all. It's like a movie or minieries. I'm sure her co stars love that Ah Dominic peopleople that watch Nots Landing are like jizzing their pants because she's in desperate housewives, right? I would assume, ye. Yeah, because this is that's how they know her or as or as lucky Santangegelo. Yeah. But again, like this is this a big win for her to be on Desperate Housewives, right? This was her comeback. This was like, Oh there she is. Yeah. It was her comeback and it was very much like not a comeback, but a little bit of that for everybody in it. besides Lynette I don't know Felicity Hoffman for anything else. But like Terry Hatcher after a bunch of stuff. Yeah. Eilonga. Marsha Cross from Melrose's place. Like, this was our ultimate girls. Yeah, sure, sure, sure Yeah whichich is why then that added to all the behind the scenes drama because they all like their own cross to bear getting back into the spotlight and were expecting it to be like their moment and then they had to share the spot. But it was everyone's moment. Yeah. they didn' have share too nicely Yeah Share the spotlight and share slots on all because they would all go up for lead are all four of them Terry and Marscia and Felicity and Eva, they would all. And one year, I for They'd all been nominated at a certain point. I don't think all four of them were nominated the same time, but the only one my in my recollection who ever won the Emmy was Felicity Hoffman, right for E actress So funny because it was like police showing And I think Eil Angoria was the only one that was never nominated. Oh, she was never nominated Oh, wow Well, that's why she That's why she's like stayed just like of she's just on to the next and on to the next and She's someone who like never stops moving and like she're still in the cycle because we literally she like won't let us not. She a lot of shit. No, she produces and directs a lot of shit. like she's constantly I mean, she's the one that has the biggest career of any of them that's been on the show, right? Like exly onene billion percent. but it's because she like literally like didid it by her own fingernails, like digging in and doing it. And you know, not a lot of things maybe aged perfectly about that show, but if one of them was not gonna be nominated, I'm glad that they didn't give the platform to the known pedophile of her character. Repeatedly. like every time I watch an episode, I'm like, I'm just gonna to pretend that Gabby Solise isn't actively fucking a high school student and they don't let me forget it because then they'll have conversations where said high school student's mom shows up and is like, Hey, remember when you fucked my underage son? So I do understand that if at least one of them wasn't gonna to be nominated, it wasn't that storyline, you know, sure sure sure Now in order to talk about her Nickolette's famous demise, we're going to have to we might have to spoil a plot point or two. Is that okay with you It totally fine. She's it please. She's. I mean, again, Donnie's not spoiling things by just telling like has a shooter in our. this one, Chelsea, I did keep a secret from you, but it's all right. We're here. You know also, I have the memory of a goldfish. So by the time we get to it, I'm gonna to act like I've never' like I didn't know this at all. You don't have to say how she exited the show, but she did exit the show in season five. We'll just leave it at Okay. and She was the only of you know, they everyone in the finale, again, with no spoilers Almost everyone who'd ever had like a significant role on the show showed up in some way in the final episode of the show. Everyone accepts Nicoette Sherid. She was the only one whose character who did not show up in like a flashback or anything. And I think in the finale, I might be making this I might be making this up, Dominic, but I think I'm right. They show like feet of someone that is very clearly supposed to be Edie. and then it like pans up and shows someone else we're returning to. So like we didn't write her character out of the finale. We just don't want you back It's very Samantha looking at her phone and Yes. Yes, one hundredg. Yes, yes Oh God, not Samana looking at her phone. I forg I blocked that out of my mind and now I's back. I'm sorry, I'm sorry to do that to you So she leaves the show in February of two thousand nine and then in April of twenty ten She files what was at the time a pretty like well covered lawsuit against Mark Cherry, the EP and the creator of Desperate Housewives And she said that she was assaulted by Mark Cherry on the set of the show and was then fired when she reported this alleged abuse to the network. So Her lawsuit was for, and I quote wrongful termination, assault, battery, gender violence, discrimination based on sex sexual orientation Age and intentional infliction of emotional distress, which coincidentally is exactly I think what Kylie Jenner's housekeepers are doing in a letter No legitimately though. No, but actually like LOL, but that's a long list. I'm looking at it with an eyebrow raised. I'm like A you gonna throw age and sex and everything in there when literally everyone else on this television show is a middle aged white or Latin woman. Like how are you gonna That's a little bit weird Well, that's what when you said She like all women of the eighties, not all, but like a lot of women of the eighties were known to be problems on set And that is just because they were speaking up for raises and the like. That's true, but Mark Cherry, who famously only works with women only slapped one, you know? And I do want your listeners to know as you were reading that laundry list of Allegations, Donny was fighting for his life not to smile. Like you could see the delight and glee, the sparkle in his eye as he he's turning bright red. the lawute. Yes. Yeah, I just hearing like Mark Jerry'spart Well he just said it was a tap on the head With his fingers now under the. Senner only tapped that person with her car. I start that He was supposedly demonstrating to Nicolette how She should play a physical gag in a scene and he said he just tapped her head And that was it. It was not some person with her car. Okaykay, here's the thing like here's the thing that's funny is like if this happened two years ago, we would all she'd be the biggest star in the world and he would be like crucified publicly Do you know what I mean? It's so sad how like is it probably got swept under the rug. I bet you no one reported on it really It was I don't remember it being a big story in the news. You know what I mean? It wasn't and like that's what the saddest part of the whole thing is that it's like We would have all rallied around her. And if we had social media the way that we did we do now it would be the biggest story in the. Oh, the thinkink piececes on we. Yeah Yeah. It was I'm gonna to push back a little. It was very in the circles I ran in, it was very well reported on because I was a Dpert Housewives head famously didn't watch realal House was because of it. But I think what didn't help is for people that actually feel the way I said I felt like five minutes ago, like none of the other women on the show were on her side. Yeah. So I think when I think it's hard, especially in two thousand nine to be like Oh, we have to whatever, support the woman when the other women in the cast are supporting the gay man. Yeah, the like leader. Yeah. Sure because they need to to keep their jaw. You know what I mean? It's like's it's like you're still at the time where like they if they go against him, it's like lights out for them And I think they just for what we talked about before, she was a problem on set. I quoted for those just listening, a problem on set. So the other women didn't like her. So then' be they're like, well, I'm not gonna stick my neck out for you.act you're mean to me. Yeah. Yeah. It's not about morals. it's about like Yeah, the girl I don't like got slapped and now I don't have to work with her anymore whichich is horrific, but seems like what that's what it was like. like seemingly that's what it was like on set. they were already all fighting all the time in H. They were waiting for Terry Hatcher to get slapped, so they didn't have to work with T anymore. Well, some of the charges were dropped and then the jury couldn't reach a verdict. So there was a mistrial. And I guess there was supposed to be a retrial, but it was dismissed becausecause they just the court just determined that Nicoolate Sheridan was not. wrongfully fired. so they just dismissed it and it who went away Well, one of you can take this for how to Fix her, but I want all of the evil in the world to combine and I want Ryan Murphy to make a series about this I was thinking like this could be a great feud as like all womomen from Desperate Housewives on set. But I don't think he would ever do I don't think they would ever have enough access to do it Probably Like I don't think they would like, you know Especially not after him basically saying that Darryl Hannah is like a drug lord. I feel like it's like hard to now get like the like liberties that he'll take on this will be bad But I do I was thinking earlier like that's a really good thing. I know I have my pitch, but okay But I'm like, it's funny. Like that is that was one that ran through my mind And funny enough, what has she been doing recently? Nothing. And I bet you any money, it's because she filed a lawsuit against this guy I think that she also might I mean, it's not a mite I'm almost sure. And this not every hot person suffers from this, but most hot people suffer from ultra hot privilege syndrome. and I think that I think someone like Nicolette Sherardan does interpret someone putting fingers on my head in a harmless demonstration as like a violent assault. I think that that is how someone like that interpretsed it. And I think that is At least I think that's why she can't keep too many jobs or keeps getting fired from these hy profile gigs because she just does not want to be pressed at all. I think she's just one of these people. again. Michelle Peifer Also, ultra hot does not suffer from that one bet Nicola Jardon though I think she's got UHPS Us. ultra hot privilege syndrome. But that's not up after. But then conversely because I think another side effect of Us could be that like hot people, hot people get away with a lot more. So like It makes me wonder she'sous Yeah She's a behavior for people to push back because like a hot person, a very hot person like her can like spit in my face and I'm like, thank you. You're so hot. You're so good for being so close to me. Yeah. you know I wonder if because she was on O of Mock's landing, she didn't get fired from that. So I wonder if like when she was young and hot, she got away with it. And part of the problem now is that people are like putting an end to it Like you might still be hot, honey, but you're forty six I'm guys, Yeah. We'll get Like let me get Elaine Hendrxs in here because people look on the parent trap, like get out of here. You know what I mean? Yeah, that is true I love Elaine Hendrix. I hate that they did that to her.. I hate it. Because then you have to picture Elaine Hendrix married to Grant show at some point who played Blake I just didn't buy it. I just't maybe I don't know if it was the parent trap or her being so much shorter than him. I just I never bought it But Grant showow and Nicolette Sheridan chemistry was volcanic to me. Like whenever they did scenes together, I was like They're still married now. If I'm Crystal Cringon, I'm shitting in my pants at this bitch. Yeah. It was great No, arere we here, Christopher? I think we are I think we are We've pulled up to the arena, The carpet has been rolled out Donnie Chelsea, Listeners, this is where Chris and I will give our pitches to Fix Niclette Sheridan. Donnie and Chelsea will either pick the winner or say, I have something better for you. And then Chris and I will decide whether or not it actually was better and and then you'll vote on it or They still just have to go back to our original two Yeah Yes Oh, I just explained it. We haven't explained it in months. We used to do it like every week. I just. It's because you know my memory is a goldfish. So being on the show. you wanted to make sure that I you know how that pro I need to remind myself. We do one hundred sevventieth episode. I'm still need a reminder. Christopher The floor is yours. A seeee what I did there ' becausecause Johny' here My name is Shannna Mald Donato. I'm the fnder of Yai. I gift shop Rum the lens of artists and handmade objects. I chose Shopify because when I was testing other platforms, it was definitely one of the most user friendly. It was important to me to think about where we would be in the future, all of the tools for reading your sales like planning inventory, They're just right there on your dashboard. For anyone starting a small business, the biggest thing I can tell you is it doesn't have to be perfect. Shopify can help you build upon it Start your free trial on Shopify. com. U Nicoolate Sheridan Oh how sad She I was like I was like, what's her name name? I was like, I didn't one. Nicotte George Wal. Noette Robinson,heridan. Rob Robinson Carruso. So it's familyily Robinson, Sheridan I want I okay What like I should be pitching is that she's in the next season of the White Lotus, but like we've done that nine billion times. and I feel that like that could happen for her in general What I actually want her to do. is go on to the realal Housewives of Beverly Hills And here's what I'm gonna say. Whenever Denise came on with Eron And like there was like, oh, it was Eron and then oh he, I used to date Harry Hamlin and we both me and Denise both dated. What's his name? that man that just died What was What was the soap Star's name that just died that they both dated? Like Patrick Maroui or something like that. what's happen? Patrick Maldoon. Patrick Maloon. Yeahah, yeah. likeike, oh, we just We both dated him and Baba. And when that was all coming up, Nicolette Sheridan and then was getting on Twitter and being like, I was married to Earon and like Denise better watchatch her like just being a menace online and everyone was like, Nicolate Sheridan should be cast on Real Hoses of Beverly Hills. I think this is a perfect way 'a I know a lot of people are saying reboot the show. A lot of people are saying that they don't want like the OGs need to go and they need to do new people and blah blah If some people are leaving and it's like a half reboot. bringing back Renna She's also primed to kind of do it, al right. Like Rin is like you can tell Ryinna sniffing around to try to get back on And so it was like, let's she had a great run of fixing herself. Yeah on Traders. Correct. Like because I was a Rinna lover and then everything I loved about her annoyed the shit Yeah same by the end annoyed the shit about. And then I watched her on Taders and I was like, o right, like no same Yeah, exact same. is her. And like she did a great job. So like, she's already snuffing around to trying to get back on. Let's say Kyle and Dorne and Eric are like, we're done by and they leave to have Renna back with Denise back because Denise has been popping up a little bit this season, which I'm happy about and really enjoy. Also her fac lift is seventeen million out of ten M her, Rinna and then Nicolette Sheridan and then they're all going to bring up all their past indiscretions with these men That's just like like Nicoettte's way to come in. And then also to make it be so self referential about like, oh, I was on the show that created this basically is so good. And I just feel like her coming on to real Housewives would be abbsolutely electric and the exact thing that Beverly Hills needs right now to like giveive us a jolt. And that's my pitch I very much, particularly after seeing Donnie and Chelsea's faces, which I have the benefit of doing the closmas do not And my own love of your idea. There was a brief moment when I just thought I would forfeit because I think that that should be the actual. It's so clearly what she would do and not something I thought of I'm gonna congratulate you in Rance, but still give my own Ia. Okay. You never know Dom.ame as. you never she can do both She really is like I hate like the overuse phrase one woman show as someone who literally payses bills with one woman shows. I think that she should do an actual One woman show she' like she's a fucking time capsule. Like she's the she was always the right age at the right time to somehow be like Geriatric in pop culture years, but also like She's still absolutely unspeakably Gorgeous and in her her prime physically, even at sixty two, sixty three I think that everything lines up her. She is dated like People we didn't mention like Leif Garrett and Scott Bayo like in the eighties when they were both like, she's been there since like the birth of what we would call modern day pop culture. I see her doing like what Elaine Stritch did fifteen years ago, just showing up on stage in a collared shirt and stockings and just going through Just talking about all their dicks.ot even a uniform. I need to see her face. like I want to see her T I saw Kathleen Turner do this at the Carlisle a couple of years ago. It was fantastic Like to be there to throw in a musical number or two or even if it's just a song and she's speaking over it I don't want her to do like a she'll do a standard memoir at some point and we'll all probably like her less after because she's going to be deaf about much of it. That's why I need to see her This is where and it's been years since I've pitched an evening with, but I am going to say we need an evening with Nicolette Yeah Sheridan. that's a great from Scott Bayo to Harry Hamlin to air like she's got. And I want to see it presented in the campy gay way that it deserves because she is like it or not She's lucky Sant Angelo. She'saz. One night with Lucky.. feel lucky And that is my pitch. And I think it's actually a solid pitch. I just don't. I don't think that it is the platinum shining star that is Nicolate Sheridan being on Here's what I'll say. is When she comes on the Housewives, she's gonna need a storyline. to do better storyline. what better like first season Housewives business than launching a O woman show? And can you imagine Lisa Rinna in the audience opening night watching her on stage talking about Harry Harry Hamm's deck. I mean, let's talk about the husband Yeah maybe Rinna will be appearing be reappearing in Chicago at the same time in the theater next door if Pacock gets their shit together And they could have them all on Broadway at the same time. And then they have to do it on the same night and then everyone has to choose which which thing they're going to go to. Brilliant Okay, so now you two have to decide what you what you think she is the winning pitch. Well, Chris, I was going to say yours as the better idea if neither one of you said that. So with that said, you do get my vote U I do think and like we were saying, all of them at one time, Denise, Lisa Nicolete, they would all be great in one season. but if they're not ready yet, like we can get Nicolette first Let's bring in Nicoleette next season, warm her up. and then when they all have at least one season under their belt in two years, we'll bring them all on Be I do think Nicolette will feel and it will turn her away from a contract, feel like And' going to attack her right off the bat. And I think that's why I shouldn't join when people were pressing her for it before because we had already been saying, Bring Nicola on, bring Nicolod on. But at this point, Denise and Lisa were so cemented in the cast already. Sure like she would have been the woman of the season that was going to be attacked by the Fox Force five So I think if we bring her on, let her cement herself and then year after that and then you girls. Okay, got it. Yeah. And yeah, just like wind up Lisana in the rafters watching her to like go in try to devour Yeah like truly cannibalism like personified when the door opens and thenave Lisainna in her kitchen with her rats watching the show each week and just like getting ready for Yeah yeah to finally do. Yeah, I do have to go with Chris's idea, but I do like the idea of combining the two. But I think given what I learned today on this educational podcast of the history ofouse landing two desperate housewives, two now real housewives, like there's a through line there that makes sense for her Yeah. I agree All right, so I think I'm the winner. Congratulations, Chris. I mean an inspired I don't know why I wouldn't have done that automatically, but she that's the idea. That's it It would be incredible. It would be incredible. And she's rich, hot And like, who's she banging now? Like watching her date would be incredible on the show And it's like taking her down her Achilles heel and turning it into gold because she was a menace behind the scenes, put her in front of a camera and put her on her best on her worst behavior. and that's what's going to make us star in this Yeah. And then she can be like, Mark Cherry, go fuck yourself. You know what I? I'm like And that's great U uhuh God, What a whirlwind this has been Yeah, we really did do it. Welcome, Nicolete. Yeah. I hope this happens.. Donnie and Chelsea, tell us where everyone can find you. Thank you for being here again. Where can the everyone go watch you guys do Oh real life bigig brother, Wh can we see you know, where can we see Chelsea learning about desesperate Housewives? tellell us everything. If you want to listen to our podcast for free, you can listen wherever you listen to podcasts. I am the cute one. But then on our Patreon We are currently airing Birthday Brother, which is our Big brother game that Chelsea competes in and I host. And we also covered the first two seasons of Desperate Housewives so far on there and' probably by the end of twenty twenty six, cover season three It's time to circle back y. Yeah. And where can everyone find you online I am at Real Donnywood on Instagram And Chelsea is I'm at Oer Chelsea on Instagram and threads and That's where you can find me. Yeah Thank you for being here, Dominic, where can people find you My website's commentary. com My Instagram is at Dominic Pupa. I have some shows coming up in June, which I'm now affectionately titling, This is not a Pride show. It's just