Reviewing Martin Short Life Is Short

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Call eight hundred three three threety four K for details Hosto safetree event and seven hundred sixty twenty six to dealer for warranty details This is Fixing Famous People, The podcast where two reality television producers pitch solutions to save celebrities in dire straits But first, let's get to the prefix, your weekly pop culture roundup Christopher Dominic Listeners, you know A wise person once said takes two to make a thing go right. Gbye takes chew. There's there's only w now because that because of that quote. Gbye. Welcome to Fixing Famous Pe's first week Tw Free episodes We don't own this music and they'll probably take it out. Happy Pride, Happy birthday, America. Christopher, what a historic day for us. What a historic day for us to both be wearing black tank tops. Yep I think you's just blue. right? I I'm in I mean, dare I say Navy because because I am in Provcetown. Yeah. And it's very, you know, it's very watery here Yeah, maritime Wle as my dad particularly where we stay at a little establishment called the brrass Anchor There's a lot of brass anchors around here Yeah, they're sure There's also a lot of Oh, there's a lot of a lot of things around here, which I don't mind telling you. I'm glad to be seated for an hour right now. We are so excited. So for those of you who don't know What you're listening to right now is going to be a supersized prefix. That's what Wednesdays are going to be giving you. a supersized prefix followed by a review or a recap or whatever's tickling our taints that week. and this week Christopher, what will we be reviewing for the Clisteners shhip I thought that the first thing we'd do, although it didn't just come out was something that I feel that we could just talk about. People would really enjoy it. And that is the Martin Short documentary that is on Netflix called My Life is Short which it took me like watching it in the car. like Midnight last night to like really understand that it was life as short because his last name is short I just really hadn' to put that together until I really looked at it I watched it for a third time this. Wow plan J I needed a cold compress. I cried my way through now, I cried my way through the entire third viewing I also love Martin Short Yeah and did before. Like it wasn't this wasn't But we'll talk about it later. I got a few I have some nuggets, some good like inspirational nuggets that I wrote down. Oh the whole thing is like no truly one hundred percent. Like, I don't I'm not Simalzi. nor is this documentary, but it takes you down many roads. I mean, you will call your parents when you when you finish watching this and you'll call everyone you know after this. Yeah, provided it's at a reasonable hour, of course. And by the way, on Fridays every week, we will be giving you the fix. That was typically the second half of this Wednesday episode, but We just had to grow. We busted out of these pants. We ate all the cake and we are This now We are a two episode podcast. and for those of you who are Patreon subscribers or Apple subscribers, you'll be getting your aloc carts on Thursdays now So for those of you who otically need three days of us. This is a great fucking week for you her and I don't even like to talk three days a week. Speaking of eating all the cake, I hope you're ready to shield your eyes for me when I take my shirt off in Provinetown because I've been chopping away. I doubt that that is true. I I'm just say be ready. Your summertime body dysmorphia has now been measured measured publicly by by the clistenership. We will hold you accountable. There will be no will I even see you shirtless because every time you come here, you bundle up like Nen nook of the n I't see But I do have a base now fromom being in LA in Fleas pool like for four days in a row, I do have a base. so I'm less scared of the sun Because when I'm like when I'm in my winter white, like I can't get burned because I'll just then be miserable But I do have something laid down. So will I be Nook of the North Partially but not as bad as last year. How many wide brimmed hats are you packing I don't know. I haven't even thought about packing yet and I keep bringing all these nice clothes and like no one dresses up there. So I'm like, whyy am I bringing all these nice like You're going to get a cash version of me, I feel Have I completely given up? I don't know I don't think so. No I don't No, I'm doing You don't need to like not like a dress like dress. I have a few cute little nice shirts to wear to dinner. Like the one dinner that we go to the first night that has like stuff, You know what I mean? Like nice dinner we go to. I'll have a shirt for that And I'll have a shirt for one other dinner. But other than that, everyone just wears a tank top So I'm like why am I getting h dressed up You know I've seen lots of like short sleeve button downs and khakis since I've been here. No like it needs to get yeah, but it needs to be july fourth and then all that goes away Yeah. Then everyone's just in like tank tops and dental flaws. Yeah. So I'm just going to be what I have in my suitcase. I'm going to be chill. I'm chill this year, I think I'm just I can't do it again You don't need, but that's in your own head. You wind yourself up wardrobe wise. and we' we're very different in that Yeah way. I mean, I think what we should do really is put on Instagram. We should take a photo of our packed suitcases, like when they're open and then pl And it's yours. It's just all the same outfits' together. Truly one color. It's like there are like the bottom left hand corner is the color corner, which includes like couple of cft handans and maybe some valore, but the rest of it is black. The entire suitcase is black. tops and bottoms. I will Dominic on my deathbed I'll think about whenever we made you tuck your shirt in and you stood there in the full length mirror like Tuly Cliser's hands over his mouth as if he had just watched a murder happen, being like, I can't believe I'm tucking in his shirt. And it was as if it was a revelation to dominate tuck in his shirt. And I looked in that mirror this morning and tucked in my shirt before I left the house. I'll never forget the mirror I looked at. It was at this house And then we walked to te and when we were in line, we were like in line to like He like pay the admission to get in. You were like, you looked back and you said, canan you even see me? Im I was invisible from the side. I had no idea It's so good U well, anyway, speaking of invisible, you know what? I can't wait to be invisible and nonxistent and part of our past. The Taylor Swift Kelsey Grammar wedding. I'm I'm done, I'm just done talking about it now Get it out of here. I don't care if it's at Madison Square Garden anymore. I do care that During World Cup and july fourth that The city has actually consented to shutting down streets to allow this to happen at MSG. I do feel like that's a bit much and I want to know how much M Donnie had to do with that decision being made because I might actually be a little sore with him for the first time since he took office. Do we know that this is real though We don't I've been off the internet. sobe maybe everyone knows, but like they're saying that people they're shutting the streets down, but there's just how is that possible donon't know I really don't know. Maybe we'll all be fools. and here's the thing though Now if we were fools and she deliberately played a trick on the whole world, we're going to dis dislike her more because I mean, she's I think what's happening is they're doing all this so that everyone's like at MSG that day being like just here walking around in my With my bracelets, my friendship bracelets, you know what I mean? just like try to just like catch a glimpse. And then in reality she's in Rhode Island, like getting on a bluff, you know All I know is that every their's shit getting loaded into MSG right now. Now we're recording this on june thirtieth, which is a Tuesday. The wedding is supposedly Friday the third or sometime this week. I don't know, but shit's getting loaded in They're talking about platforms being made. I mean, every I started calling my phone Taylor Swift because every alert that comes through it is either about TailorScrit or the warar in the Midd East or Kate Goslin. And I don't even know how to order those as to what is the most inconvenient thing for our planet at this time. There I said it. I've said it and I won't retract it. you think she's doing a prize performance Or is someone doing a surprise free performance for fourourth of July? Well, Stevie Nicks and Tim McGraw are reported to be the musical acts at the reception or at the wedding itself, I don't know Be I guess her first hit was called Tim McGraw, Color me. I just found that out the other day. And Stevie Nick was it I don't know. That's what that's what the internet told me that the name of her song when she was sixteen was was Tim McGraw. And so he symbolically going to be performing at the wedding. Oh, a song by Taylor Srift Stevie Nicks is, of course, a brilliant songwriter, so I understand her being there. And Despite what anyone may say about Taylor Swift, including myself, I do consider her to be a very I won't say prolific because it's shady. She's a good songwriter. Some of the songs when I actually pay attention to the lyrics, they are actually very Is this going to be like, okay, hold on, Is this going to be like remember whenever they kept being like the world's going to end in like twenty twelve when the Mayan calendar's over. And then they're like, the world's going to end in like twenty fourteen whenever like this blank like blank thing is happening. And then they just remember like for like a good like five or six years like every year the world was ending I saw the John KQusack movie twenty twelve. Yes, we were all in on it So like is that what's going to happen? It's like, oh, it's this date. It's kind of like Beyonce Zact three. likeike now it'saylor's wedding. It's like like happen ong July third it's going to happen on july third and then it's like doesn't happen. then they're going be August fifteenth, it's happening and then it's, you know what I mean? Is that what's next? because I think it is. Let me tell you something, Christopher I'm happy the wedding is this weekend because I'm done positing about what's gonna happen because I didn't care before. I'm being forced to care. Sometimes being pop culture whors forces us to care about things like Drake's album and Taylor Swift's wedding neeither of which I wouldon't even like bother to wipe them my butt whole with. I will say this. The only way that I'm going to like and respect Taylor Swift one week from today is if it turns out The Travor what's his name Travis Kelsey? I really do actually think his name is Kelsey Grammer The only way I'm going to respect Taylor Swift after the fourourth of July is if it turns out, the entire wedding to Travis Kelsey was a ruse. She has been gay the whole time as many people have wanted and hoped An, she marries Jo Joe Sa at Madison Square Garden. That is what on a boat That is what on a Garden of Madison Square Garden Right. They put their their own lake in Madison Square Garden in a mini Joe Joe Siwa boat and they get married there And then we're good to go. And that's it. And the wedding cake is it's a life size pound cake of the two of them. sccissoring, I guess, and announcing to the world that this is new. you were gonna say scissoring. Happy birthday A America um. Kelsea Grammer, Taylor Louise, good luck, just ended already. And think she's going to get married in the middle of the street outside of Masin Square Garden. I don't think that would kind of be cool. I don't know. No way. F of all, there's a heat wave in New York. No one's even gonna go outside, I think in the next couple of days. I recommend you don't either. I'm probably not going to You know where it's not one hundred degrees Boy Beach in provroince Sound Really, which is also where they're not wearing Clothes Oh happy pride. I'll do anything to get off Taillor Swift right now Okay anyway, next now ready story Dominiic? Yes Is Harry and the Duchess of Smuuckers UK trip in jeopardy Last week, it seemed like the king had offered them a place to stay and all this nonsense. Now it turns out the amount of security that Harry and Meghgan need to bring Lilibet and Archie with them The UK government is saying they can't. We're not doing that. Like we're not fulfilling all these requirements that it needs for you to be here on the Royal Dimam So it's they're in Europe now on vacation I mean, a vacation from what? I have absolutely no fucking idea So they're on vacation themselves. Yeah. They're on vacation from going to the NBA finals and making lilac soap in her neighbor's kitchen, I guess. I have absolutely no idea. But they're due to be in the fucking UK in about two minutes. Why I'm dropping so many Fath bomps today. veryery casual. I apologize if there' children listening So I don't know, this is another story that's going to be ongoing But this is how, I mean, it always is like this This is like the crown All the royals like it it's always this like back and forth. an urban easy ever once for us.. Like it's always like then they want the security, thenen the security's not there, thenen the blank. even like before they left, like it was just like Just random shit with even back in Diana's dayay it was always like, And then Charles said no and Diana said, yes or and may. And then Queen saidays she doesn't know, but it's maybe a maybe. and then this it's always like all this bureaucracy to like have someone drive to someone else's house And I don't care I like speaking of things I don't care about anymore, this is what I don't care about You know, maybe is the first we're doubling the podcast the week that we just decideed we were walk away. We walk away from everything But do you understand It's like so everything's a back and forth so that again, they can be in the press every day on the Daily Mail. Yes, one thing I forgot to mention about Taylor Swift is that she has told her guests They won't be accepting gifts. They shouldn't to anybody I like that one thing. Yes You know what else I've loved, by the way, is that through all of this the Kicks winning and world and all this stuff like New York has been very New Yorky Yeah the past couple of weeks And we never hear Welcome to New York by Tayl Swift. We only have ever one state of mind. Never one time. N he do we hear. I remember when they started playing it in taxi cabs a couple of years ago and I was like, Every taxi driver when I'd be in the back of it. if that song would go on when you check in, I'd be like, get it off Get it off not shake it off. Yes G it off They no control over it. byy the way, youre they could they' lower the goddamn volume if I say so Dar you play Taylor Swift in this taxi cab dare U Getting back across the pond for a moment, it was revealed this week that Prince William surprising no one is not only a billionaire officially because tax records have been revealed this week. but he's richer than the king I do lot? I don't know. I think do you think he needs a vacation also But like how are they how do they earn? Like I know that they from the taxpayers, the people just give them their money. But like, what does he? I guess like he just invests in stuff probably? I don't know. I don't even think he knows No, I'm sure he doesn't I did see a picture of George his mother Kate this way. He's like He's like he's taller than Kate. This kid's twelve years old. He almost looks like an adult. The next generation is generationing. They're gonna get a Bravo show soon. Yeah. these kids. Do you know that he was born on my birthday? We have the same birthday. I didn't know that. George and I He was born on my twenty third birthday. Both of you, little princess. Both of you princess Okay, so William's a billionaire, but we can't afford security for Harry Okay, gotot it. Got it. Understood. Yep, understood. Got it. Seems pointed. ye. very pointed. Seems a deliberato. Uhuh, notot deliberato While we're in England, let's just talk about this piece of garbage one more time before we get back to America. Sarah Ferguson, known as the Duchess of Porort I did not make that. That is what they called her when she married Prince Andrew because she was me gover but she was a size eight at the time. Yeah and they were like, this dump truck is coming It's that big right. It's a planet After Jeffrey Epstein was in jail and convicted, someone pulled the visitors's log. She visited him cept coursef course she did. We knew this already. R remember she was like, please give me money. And he was like, no being seen as actually going like being in communication sure goingo to the jail and visiting him A. How did no one see you going there? You have like, he's Jeffrey Epstein and you're like Pippy Longstockings grandmother, like the bitch stands out in a crowd. Let's be honest with her red hair and her face. We all know what she looks like I mean, she's a famous person with the world over. He's I mean, have you like you've never seen someone so desperate to just not work? It's like, I'm Ma Prince I'll I'll visit the pedophile. justust give me money. And then they're all and then the whole thing of like, oh no, that's not true. None of it's true that That picture of him in Virginia Jeuffrey is doctored, bl blah blah, all this stuff. Like none of this is remember how like they always say that none of this is real. Yeah. And then it's like and then you're going to visit him when he's in prison. Okay, sure. Yeahah, none of it's real I'm someone over that Virginia Juffrey took her own life and we're all just like going on with our lives as though As though she didn't she did it ' she didn' it ' she didn't. But her death in general should be something that in a normal society, we'd be like, okay pump the brakes. Let's finally investigate what's going on. Is no one No. No one of power is interested. They're all in on it It's just the two of us. Everyone listening to our podcast is probably in on it. We're the last two.'s the Truman S show and it's just us Everyone's looking at us It's terrible and horri Well, speaking of the Truman show The John and Kate plus eight saga, you for into its third decade Now this Now this I'm like carving up my dancec and knives for. I'm like, yes, like here we go. Colin Goslin, who's one of the eight that lives with his dad or lived with his dad and doesn't speak with his mom from what I understand, he had behavioral problems As a kid, he's been in the he's the one we talk about. We don't know the names of the other seven, but we do know Colin The young man is twenty two. he's written a book which does not paint his mother in a favorable light We knew this is coming, but now he started appearing on podcasts and doing interviews And he's just saying your mind's going to be blown. He's like my mother and he wrote he posted on Instagram just this morning, I think. Remember the time that my mom wrote in her diary, she prayed to God to not get the urge to hit me. I was two years old And if no one believes me have her he just said, take a lie detector test if you don't believe the things in m. Yeah, this is going to be. This is way This is tectonic. This is going to be t like She's spiraling. Oh, I would be. wouldouldn't you? I would be if I was her I mean, she was a goddamned monster. You know what I mean? Like they remember that show Even in her own memoir, She was like And all the nurses would come and help watch the kids and it was like so annoying that they were in my house. I'm like, you're a bitch. Yeah I wouldn't be spiraling, you know why? 'cause I never hit a kid Yes, why? Never had them Also, so Not one I probably Id probably swat a couple of brats in the mall, I think in my time. Maybe when their moms weren't looking. With a garment or something. L with a pair. accidentally ran into them.. No. No, I mean, on purpose where like if they were like running toward me or No, I would like hit them. Dominic accidentally. Oh right Sorry. Yes. I had COVID is right. Yes. ye. you had COVD Yeah, she's going to be shit. I mean, She should be shakaking in her little boots is what she should be. I wonder if there's E a moment when she's like, why did I do this? Why did we sign up for? Every day. fuck's wrong with Every single day I feel like when that red light goes on, like she's occasionally on the Tod Show, whatever they ever do, I feel like she's She loves it. No because she's like much like Sarah Ferguson not to do a callback, but She's like once your job is to be yourself in public They never want to work again. You know what I mean? Like she's like, what am I going to be a checkout woman? No. I'm Kake gosling. Look at my spiky hair They really were one of those ones that was like on Perez like every day. Like I remember vividly remember like pictures of them just like Think of her like walking She was just unlikable from the jump And like you wonder how much TLC knew that. You know what I mean? Like She just wasn't likable It doesn't mean that every mom in America isn't like her because quite honestly, if we're going to be real, half the moms in America probably are like her. They're not in a good mood because they're raising kids and doing everything and their dad's a schlub. No know that's John Goslt. That's what I was going to say. The sad part is like the like of a woman was John Gosling, who'sking now now he is. You know. So we will be yeah, I'm looking forward to talking about them more and Taylor Swift Less in Yeah. I'm ready. We might have to read the book. We might have to review the book We should actually review. Well, Kate Gosin has said that she has hired a High power Los Angeles attorney Qote unquote, you've heard of him, trust me Yeah. Okay, girl Who cares To sue your child, That's what you're gonna do. Isn't that perfect? We need judge Judy on this. I love Judge Judy like dresses down when family members are suing each other. Yeah, ye yeah. I love that. It's like what is wrong with you? What is wrong with you? You bring your mother here You bring your mother to court What with you Or what's her name? I love people score. I would love for her to get her hands on this I can't what's her name? Oh Marilyn Million. Marily's unhinged. That's her. I love her. I love I love her Like she takes the Judge Judy energy to like to a very New York level. Yes, which it's like enjoyment And they're both from New York. But when Maryland goes off, It's like you when you've pissed off your mom and you see the switch flip and you're like, o, she is gonna go Dam. I really fucked up. I really broke the window this time. She'll be like the fuck. Oh love Rs the gvel at them. U Wait. you ever seen the video and it's like another it's a lower. it's like a lower version of them. like I can't I can't remember what her name is. It's like Judge something else and it's these two like queer black people that are sitting there and they're like, No. And then the one's like, okay, Miss Girl. And she's like, that's judge. haveave you ever seen like miss Girl And have you ever seen what let me f. Is it divorce court? I think it is. Miss Girl wait. Judge Toller. Yeah, Miss Toller. and she's Judge T Judge Toler that. Do you know while you're looking it up, my only Emmy nomination in thirty pllus years of working in television. My only Emmy nomination was for a daytime Emmy for a three month stint when I was a producer on divorce court. with Judge Toller many years ago. That's incredible. So when you see, if you're ever reading my bio anywhere and it describes me as, you know, I've been Emmy nominated for my work in daytime, the people who worked with me at divorce court probably look at that and throw up because I was there for like a minute I like met Judge Toller twice. I think I did like five cases in five months and' Hilarious. No, but it's really. I'll say it you, but she basically they're like the one person is like Miss girl. And then she's like, it's Miss Tolller. L the other person is like correct her. She was if judged like she like screams at them. It's so good. I' look it up So the YSL, excuse me, Y Saint Lurent fashion show was in Paris I think the day that we recorded our last podcast, so we didn't speak about this. What is now like an iconic front row, which includes Madonna seeated next to Connor story. I mean, the heated rivalry takeover is a completely Yeah. because it's like the Queen of the gays and the current reigning young prince of the gays being seated next to each other. On the other side of him, Kate Moss and Romy Malik. on the other side of Madonna, Charlie XCX and Debbie Mesar. So all this rumor of a feud between Charlie and Madonna compleompletely overblown. You know, Charlie was like the dance floor is dead Madonna said, it's certainly not, hereere's my new album. and their friends, and they were seated next to each other at the show The photo itself alsoso Yeah, it isly iconic. Also of them smoking cigaretes during the show. It like during the kitchen. Well, they're in Europe. so that's no one no one's blinking no one's blinking an eye there. All wasn't it inaris? Yeah,'s the bottles aren't walking down the fucking runway smoking a cigarette. Tw two of them died on the runway. They were so hungry. They passed out. They just carted their bodies off. Wait, It's so funny that it's like, it's a feud and it's like because one person said this is a faction and then other person said, no, this is Like, you what I mean? Like Like Domin I disagree, you know, you'll be like, here's what I think and I'll go, here's what I think. And people like that's what they did and it was like they hate each other No one reports on our actual feuds because we keep them very quiet.. But I'm just say like you know I have an LA A attorney. You'll know his ready ready to sue me for whenateever Confessions to finally coming out Friday after an ingenious, if not long, promotional five or six weeks which a lot of surprise performances. but Donna has quite clearly been on grinder this morning, abbssolute released their absolute version, which includes a sixteen track. CD a pink translucent cassette and a cassette player along with the makings of Madonna Martiniis. It comes with lemon wedges. If you I believe it's sold out, but My best friend Wolf Klitzer. to this morning, so we will give you photographs of them when they arrive in mid July Good on you. And this is also on the news during all of this. she did like a one hour Actually I don't know if it was an hour, but it was her and Graham Norton was Kylie Minogue bartending. It was a great And're they're teasing whether or not there could be a Madonna Kylie duet on this. H they ever teamed up before? Not officially like in this way. So we're we're very excited at the possibility of there being a real duet on this That's a no brainer to me. Yeah. They're so cute together too. And you know Kylie, you know, while people think of her as like an old lady of pop is considerably younger than Madonna is obly Kylie still grew up listening to Madonna because Kylie's like my age. So It's very cute to see Skylie who is undoubtedly a superstar to her like showing reverence to Madonna was very cute moment. Yeah Not sad, but in all these interviews, Madonna has been bringing up that the biopic has been scrapped. because of money. She said they just didn't want to spend the amount of money and I've had a very big life and it needs a big number to pull out the movie And if we're not going to do it right, we're just not going to do it. I do respect that though I do respect I'm not gonna make a shitty ass movie that's like not like Yeah. I mean she is one of without question, one of the most important figures of the past hundredundred years, certainly of the twentieth century and deserves a movie I actually want to see her version. I really do because she's very honest in interviews about the shit That has to her in her life. And I think I think her version would actually be better than something that's unauthorized. Yeah. So I hope someone steps up and lets her do it And I do hope that everyone buys this album because I just want her to tour with it. Even if she can't really You know, she was climbing up. I can't remember what party I saw her at last week, but she's like climbing up on the DJ deck and I was like, can someone help this old woman Yeah please for the love of God. Yes She already wear that she already wear that like golden golden like knee brace one than the last time she was performing. You know what I mean? Like she like May she live? I don't know. can't she just stand there and sing She' aboutop her. She can get there when she wants to say where she want to like Like you know what I'm say? Like you You've done it. Like just sit on your little couch and like sing and like do a little One, two, one, two, and the dancers like, crazy. know what I'm saying That's what I want. I don't want her like trying so hard and hurting herself She has always redefined what peopleeople particularly women of her age can do. People like her and Cher who get consistently ripped over it do become the standard at some at a certain point for what people can do, what they can wear, who they can fuck, all that stuff. The only thing that I want to say to people like Madonna and Sheriff is like, you know, when you are old, you are still old. So you don't need just backflip It's not necessary. We're good Beautiful do all of it. Domin make beautiful.aiful gown. You could come out in beautiful gowns and like be like, yeah, and then like be at her little station and sing and do her little choreography and just be there. And we're good with that. No one would be look at her not moving around the whole stage. Mari please Mari Caree hasn't taken her own step in fifteen years on the stage In her And we love start getting C for it. We love it. Her dance is carry around like a sack of potatoes on stage. She turned forty. She was like, I'm done with with walking literally a sack of potatoes. Yeah It's so frustrating there to go on threads and see people to see women especially Be I think Madonna has looked particularly good on this No we're back from We're back from the Nher the Netherers peopleople like, o, she needs to dress like a grandmother and blah, blah, blah. And I start to comment and then I erase them because I just want to say to these people, you've missed the entire you've missed the boat. Why are you here? You've missed You've missed history. Go live in your little Bubble You're gonna tell someone infinitely more successful than you what they should wear Baby go to bed Get out of here. I can't even I go on threads in the morning and it's just like so funny. The whole thing it's so the whole thing. Be you know why, Chris? It's I'm almost in your camp here. Threredads is all bots. like threads Y The only real that are the people you know But I feel like threads is worse than Twitter. Like it's just It's just rage bait from these quote unquote accounts that have like two hundred followers but in their profilees say that they are a New Yorkimes best selling author. like Why am I getting angry over this? Also, I need to get off the toilet. It's two and a half hours.ly same I don My legs are asleep. You know what mean But no, it really is and it's like, Here's something that happened to me. Like I went into a grocery store and someone hit me with their car. We've literally done this already. But like someone hit me with their car. Then they gave me money, but it wasn't enough money. Then I went to the hospital and the nurse like called me a bitch. like, who's in the wrong That's what they say. and then everyone's like I'm in the roong for reading this. Yes. I'm in the wrong You know who loves drama Christopher, who can't He just can't, he shits it out every time, every time he drops his drawers he's shitting out drama M that sexy ass, Tom. you sexy ass Christaosa And the less sexy Tom Sandemal. This one D her new girlfriend We're getting to white Michael Jackson territory with him. I said that on the And he always kind of did a little white Michael Jackson for me, but we're getting very dangerously close to like the his nose becoming Michael Jackson's white nose He's definitely PS like three minutes ago. We're like, D don't tell Madonna what to do and we're like But you Tom Sandval. No that I'm fine with. This is yeah, yep, one hundred percent He's definitely taking the injectables too far, hopefully they'll settle down, but also it's the Pompador And because Michael Jackson is so fresh in our minds, but when he's You know, there's basically there's video, there's there's security camera video of him having a very big fight with his, I guess now ex girlfriend who's named Victoria and Victoria's dad and at a certain point Last week, he called the police and she was arrested for assault and he had scratches on him And then we see a video where he's pushing his girlfriend's father into a fire pit into a fire pit He's then had to call the police subsequently two more times when she has gone there with friends to get her shit and he's like, your friends are not allowed in the house. You cannot come here with anybody, makeake an appointment and I'll have your shit for you. Is the gist of it. He loves this though. Oh God. He likes these like domestic disputes where there's like unauthorized people in the house and all that shit. You know what I mean? Like remember when him and remember after Skandval him and Ariana were like in the same house like lived in the same house because they were monetarily bound to it because they didn't have the money to get out from underth the bot a Mc manansion that they couldn't afford together that' she's also as guilty as he is But then they can remember they were just like they were like two shifts passing in the night and like whichich like I would bankrupt myself to get myself out of that situation. Would you not percent T have to know person hate the most in the world and is like ruins your life is behind a door. I don't know. There is a chance I'd make it my full time job to do shit to make the other person leave. You one hundred percent would do that. I'm not going anywhere, man. Yes, you would. Actually, you're right. I would be like I will sell liquidate my entire life to get out of here. You would do the exact opposite and just start doing pranks I have a feeling this may happen when you join me in Provcetown next week. I think we should put it to the test. Let's see what happens. This how long you try run us out of town. Let See if I can run you in Hassan out of here Um, goodood luck, Tom Sanderal. You need it. PS, just someone give him his own show again. He needs to be on No but it's he loves, but he loves this kind of like fight. like he loves it It seems like I remember him Krist. remember when he dated Kristin Di a million years ago, they would just hick her and fight all the time and it was so great And also stop trying to push your debtss L like stop peopleople stop fighting each other. No don't put your hands on anybody. Just stop The girlfriend too. You don't know I want ladies. just because he's a man. If you're not an imminent danger, don't do it please You're not going then you can't get a pass. And then and then pushing the dat into the fire oak, what are you doing? What are you doing It was one of those California fire pits, so it was like gas with Christy. That's not a fire pit in Los Angeles. No Still, but still it's good. I don't like it It was just like a bunch of lighters in a roow that someone l in a bowl That's not a fire. You can't toast marshmallows and that's not a fire pit. Ah Okay, moving right along, Kylie Jenner speaking of people that can't stay out of trouble Hyly, this is a terrible headline Kylie Jenners, former private chef files lawsuit Alleging heavy workload led to her miscarriage Lord First of all, us Weekly, that's a two sentence headline, button it up invol, Wh not herur they know that's all you're gonna read. They know that no one's actually gonna read the article, so they need to actually give you the whole story and the title. I had to take a break to wipe in between that headline. That's how long it was. Jesus Is this? whoo was it? Was it you or Dctor Reverend Dror Rabbi, Rebecca Bregman who said, what can the workload possibly be? I don't think Kylie Jenner eats a full meal a day It wasn't me that said that, but it must have been Rebecca. I think it I don't even think it's sad. It's like you have to like be on call at all times. and if at three in the morning, she wants this, you have to do it. and like And it just st And you would think and you would think they of all people, the first family of America for real, for real. They whether you like it or not, that's who they are Like the royal family of America, you would think they would have their people so fucking paid up, like so paid up out of control that they like would never do something like this. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, L you'd think like if I was as rich as them, I would have everyone and like everyone that came into contact with me would be so paid up that they wouldn't even dare think to do this to like sue me for this Like what is the workload? Is Kylie like, do they like a PA s No I gets on the speaker at two AM and she's like she's like chicken need I need a sardine souffle, but only sardines from a very specific body of water your eyele And I want it in five minutes. What's workl? But I bet you all the friends are coming over. I bet she's just like having random meetings, like quote unquote meetings for her business And then is like, Ohh, we should just all have pizza. And it's like the chef's like, what Did you ever see the movie The contender? It's probably twenty years old. Jeff Bridges is the president And Joan Allen, who was nominated for an Oscar. I don't think I like I know what you're talking about though. The long and the short of it, Jeff Bridges is the president. It doesn't even matter what the rest of the plot is, but it's a very good movie You should see it It's about Joan Allen trying to be vice president and gets involved in a sex scandal and the whole movie is did she or didn't she? But the gag in the movie is that Jeff Bridges is like the jolliest U. S. president ever and consistently amazed that he can pick up any phone in the White House and call the White House chef and order any meal in the world that he wants and anyime someone comes up to him, he's like, what do you want to eat? You can literally order anything. It's's so crazy. And he's the phone. he's like President Can I just get like a tuna mel on seven grain bread and like orders all this shit and they're like ten minutes, sir He's just like and he's like, canan you believe it? That's was so amazing. That's what she's doing. amm I wrong? That's what I thought of when I heard, when I saw the word workload I'm like what what what is the world? I know she's got kids. I don't know I don't know if her Timothy Challamay lives with her and let's without being too cruel, he doesn't look like he eats a sllic He's not putting them away either. Yeah. real But I bet you, it's like, you have to be there before I wake up and you have to leave after I go to bed. I bet you that's what it is. Don't you think? Maybe, Maybe. I don't know. And then mean she makes her. her to say that she's like, miscarried. That's a That's a lot. That's that's I didn't even know what to say. This this is what the third This is the third employee of Kylie's to sue her There were two nes and now this yeah She's like Ema Thompson's camer. The cameras on Ella on. Yeah, get the cameras on her treating her staff badly on the Kardashians. I'll watch it then. You know who I want the cameras away from now, maybe permanently The cast of queer Eye. We're done here D under the stake lamp boys under the stake lamps. Get out name's been coming out in my ears every time I see a new headline of like, and then this person's come forward to say that people were mean to them So now Tan France, who To me, I don't know if he was ever named this or if it was just the energy of the cast together always seem to be like the de facto leader in the way that Carson Presley felt like the leader of the old one. I always thought I wouldam as the leader. Yeah. So because it was it sure wasn't Antony and it sure wasn't fucking Caramo Caramo. So now the Caramo sort of quieted down a little bit about his face and the bullying and all that stuff. now reports come that Ten Francis saying that he was bullied by one of the queer eye casts. as well. So what are we going to do? whittle it down until the one person who says they weren't bullied were going to point at them and go. It was. Yes. How do we do this? Yes, we are. Sadly Dominic. Yes, we are in that. Can we just canan we just hire Jamie Lee Curtis as Jessica Fletcher now to get to the bottom of this? Can Diane Sawyer just do her work and do it you Dominic W. Come on shoulders. come on shoulders. I want I want old Kyholes herself to sit down with these five fags. I love really like her Kyholes? 'ause it's she only wears keys. be laughing. Dianoyy murdered Whitney Houston. I should not even be laughing at her or talking about her But we do know that her interviews, you know, they have drental effects all the way up. likeike she'll be like Yeah. no, she will wreck them Like, that's who we need to sick on these guys. This is the best idea that's ever happened on the shows It to sit s down with those the Fab five. And she's like, Oh And her hair's off f. And then she's like I just h. Who was the meanest of all of you guys? Like that's what she would just throw out to the vbe of them, sitting together Toramo Why did you say you didn't have any work done? on your face and then give an entire interview to People magazine bout all the work you'd had done on your face. And then she'll hold up the pictures just like she did with Whitney. Karama will be like, show me the receipts. then And then he'll do something about like self worth or like whatever then we'll remind him he's the new Mori. We'll remind him he's the new Paternity guy. Yeah. There's no high horse here. Dominic know that people that have worked on this here in show that they are talking about messaged me, people I that I know and love were like nothing was that bad on the set. L them like right. Pople that have been on the set were like literally nothing outside of the regular There's five talent and there's a lot of work to do and we're figuring it out stuff. It was anyone privy to on the set By the way. and from someone that I trust that would tell me And I wouldn't know that I wouldn't repeat it all time. I believe you. likeike making sound like Was it really that bad? And they were like no. they were like, it really wasn't I think it's bad for gay people. and I never I usually don't care, like I don't think anyone's ever setting an example. This is the gayest show on TV. with the biggest gay male cast and they can't get their shit together. It looks bad. They should have hand it on their own. But it was a gay show for straight people is what it was I'm not saying that we're not etty and mean. I mean, I talk on stage all the time about how mean we are, but we don't not in public. Come on. You just call Dian Sayer's shoulders. likeike come on Dian sawer murdered and I. So I'm gonna call her the seahag if I want But again again would would pay her myself to have them all be in the room with her and have her just go to to Isn't that terrible? We're just like We're literally, we want we want her to interview people we don't like so they'll suffer horrible fear That's her role in society now. Great job, Diane. Good job. Brandy Glambell I'm gonna stop laughing at this. we have to do we have to do this again? I feel like she's almost like a patron say in Roda. She thought everything was over. now she has a tumor in her face. All of this a result from Leaky silicona Gentlemen, ladies Baby t howt to watch what you put in your body to watch. Just don't do it on R H I'm sitting here with an almost empty bag of I'm going to put this online later These fucking firecracker pop flavor cream limited edition happappy Birthday America Oreos. And I'm telling people not to put silicone in their eyes Jeez, wait, wait when we were at my friend Lauren's wedding, Katie Rosen had like the BTS like Oreos Did you have those I didnt BTS, like the K pop group. No, I understand. But what does K pop taste like? I know what it a find like it was just not. What did Selena Gomezes taste like? It was just like nutmeg, but it was, but they were great. It really was. It was like No, yeah, but like no, but they were they were so good. The BTS ones were so good. If you can if you find those, get them This stopp and shop in Provinceetown, every time I'm here, I'm finding a new imited limited got to be They must be like a beta testing market. likeike everything Selena Gomez, these things I'm gonna show you online later. That's like the king the king Oh Right? Oh I don't like it. No, I don't like it. Well I don't like the I don't like the white the white Like the golden top. I like the black, like dark chocolate Oreo top. Rebecca in the group chat this morning was like, so did it just taste like sugar? I was like, not even that. It is like a lab version of it it comes in three sleeves. I ate a whole sleeve like course she did moments before I went to bed last night, defeating everything that I'd done during the day that was healthy. The kings and Hoboken like one of the grocer stores right by my house. they always have like the limited like remember when in the Game of Thrones Oreos, like you were like, It was basically like liquid gold. L people were like buying the whole shelves of them. They had them in my kings like weeks after it was like crazy and I was like, I can't believe these are here not so with these firecracker pop ones. I am certain like the cashier basically looked at me and was like Wh dided you to find these? Are you telling me these aren't real C my back sound Well, Blake Lively just moments. I just added this to your list by the way, moments before we got on it is announced that Blake Lively has found the time this summer to let Justin Baldonei's attorneys and the courts know how much she needs from him in legal fees, and the amount is eight million dollars God in heaven Blake Lvely and her husband Aual real life almost billionaires We're going to leave it there I want him to I want her to sit down with Diane Sawyer too now that Yes. Could you imag Dominic Do we need to start a new list of like Dian Sawyer's like future victims? That's what we're doing. we're doing it But we want Dian Sawyer to destroy and then it's just a lot longer We're going to record a Patreon episode nexte like we want D Fixables, It's Dian Sawyer's list and. Uh hum That is perfect. Wa, I'm writing that down because we have to do that I' going to do it. We need to add some people to the untouchables list because we've sprung a lot of people out of what I'm calling the Ritaura Rita Aura as asylum. I haven't even run this by you yet. Do you know there's the key I think I told you this. There's like the Kia asylum or however you say her name, like the one that does my neck, my back. My neck my back. Yeah. And it's like the Kia asylum and it was like people that like became quote unquote, like pop stars, but then haven't like risen in fame And that's like a thing on the internet. I want it to be the Rita Aura asylum for us and it's all the untouchables. but we have some we have some new untouchables to add because there's some people that have been on the list for too long And we need to add a new Diane Sayers's list. I don't know what that's going to be called, but What do you mean? There's only one thing that it would be called Soulders list, shoulders list. I understand how eerily that it's close to Schindler'sist. I'm just sorry' be list of key h holders list of ke holes Shoulders. U Good luck, Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni. I was hoping to never talk about you again, but I just have a feeling you're asking for that number. He's not going to he's not going he doesn't have that kind of money I want him to p her in like penny. You remember whenever like Apple st it on her long or whatever and like they like D deelivered the payment in like pennies. That's what I want him to do her. I want him to pay her in rancid fjita meat. I want it dumped on her lawn That's the ticket Or like they literally is like garnish my wages. Like that's what you're going to do. and you're going to get it by like every you're going to get forty five dollars a week until the rest of my life. He's going to have to cast her and it ends with us two, three and four in order to make a viable product that he's going to that's going to get out of profit. What what what a nightmare of a situation that destroyed both of their careers. Let's switch gears. Let's talk about good news here We talked about the runway earlier. One of our patron saints, we would not do this historic broadcast without bringing up our angel Holelu Brittney Spears sons are now models and they hit The motherfucking runway, the actual runway in Paris Fashion Week, where they both made their debut Jaden is nineteen, Seaan Preston is twenty I'm not sure which one of them is which. I don't mind telling you one of them is eminently more attractive than the other, but the other one is still cute. I thought they both looked great. I'm sorry. They look. They look good That one in the white. Do you know which is which? I don't. I really don't I'm going to assume the one in the white is Jaden James ot it They look I mean, they look like models. I'm sorry to tell you They do look like models. Like if I saw them and I didn't know that they were Brittneany's kids, I wouldn't look at them and be like, who put them on a runway? They both look like at all And I prefer one over the other. I just want to be clear. I'm not that much of an asshole. likeike they're both gorgeous, but one of them looks more model than the other to me And the one in the black outfit with the little tie and the long coat, I need that outf, I'm sorry to say. It's a cute outfit. It really is like me and you outfits. Like the tank top is you and because you know I like the other outfit it's just the tank. with the chain and I'm sorry, I love the wallet chain is cute. I have to start wearing a wallet chain. Here we go I think my midlife crisis is getting worse as. Nhing's really abating You're going you're going to be, you're going to wheel me into tea in Provcetown in ten years like Gaga with Liza at the Oscars. And I'm going to this I don't need to be wheeled in there are' gonna be like, Where's my wallet sharry And you're gonna be case you see I'm singing a song here. Cher for her. You know, the means of like, okay, grandpa, let's get you to bed. Like that That's it That is it. However, this would be dominic this would be cute offer for you I like it Tang bigig belt with a big belt buckle fun wallet chain reming littleant waist. Yeaholutely. And then speaking of disappearing, you know And I do like this black long coat that he's wearing. It is cord.. So we should put these up on the And put our faces on the stories. Yes. Samaya, someone who Greg Saya, Greg, put us on put us on these pictures, please. Klistener, Photoshop lunatics attention Before America's birthday, please put our faces on Brittneany' son's bodies. Thank you. When we call them out like that, it always reminds me rememember when Katherthher Griffin used to go straight, wake up. Yes, thinkake I'm straight So listen Jennifer Lopez, speaking of Angels of this podcast. No one, we've probably spoken about no one more than Jennifer Lynn Lopez Jennifer Lopez delivers a surprise performance at something called Prime Video' Obsessed Fest Not only does she show up there at fifty six in an entire nude illusion bodysuit looking as Jennifer Lopez as possible And I know everyone's waiting for me to say something nasty But she's saying to track She has this song called Everything is Fine It should be a song of the summer. It's like Vintage waiting for tonight Re J Low. It's so good. And I would like to announce now that we are here at this point of the podcast that you can find this song On a playlist, a new playlist I have just updated Spotify called Dominic Pupa Presents Summer Cunt by Wolf Klitzer My best friend who is a music he's the friend who pays attention to music so you don't have to. He sent me this playlist what I just said. I'm only going say it one time because I don't want my mother to call me and be like, did you have to keep repeating it? It's the playlist of the summer. The only thing it doesn't include is all of confonfessions two from Madonna. But the moment that drops, we're going to throw all that on this place. that Yeahah This playlist includes so much goodness. I don't even know Where do we begin? Shakak Kan and Snoop Dog in a duet much better than that piece of crap Shockzilla that we thought SockZilla was going to make the playlist. No, it is not it was on the previous one as a fucking joke New music from Meg Stalter has a song called Gay, which is a banger. It is an absolute banger. Wait, PS. N sorry to stop you, but Tell me that Meg Salts are doing prettiest girl in America, Isn it me? It's still my thunder of Skinnywite bititch by Meghan S It is. It's all that. It''s it's still my thunder. I like I don't even wantan to do it anymore because I'm mad because she made a better version of the thing that I was gonna do was like make a joke song Wait till you hear this song gay. It's like the simple lyrically it's like so simple, but it's so wonderful. The beat is fantastic. There's a lot of Zara Larson There is a song called That Girl, which is sort of the only irl. Good Lizzoy song on Lizzo's album. It makes you sad that Lizzo's album didn't do well. and we actually fix her in a couple of weeks next week actually. a week from Friday, we fix her. But there's just a lot, honey Dijon A little Dmi Levato who we haven't spoken about. There's a song like reverse by Eminie who I still occasionally call Minek because when Irow my glasses on that's I don't even is. Oh, you're gonna love it. So please run to play these at your july fourth parties.'s I'm not going to say the name again, but You'll see it on my spotify. Super Domic Super, see you next Tuesday by Wolf Clitzer. Summer, see you next Tuesday, by O Clitser. Dominic Pupa presents and everything is fine is on there. Now I understand there's an AM and a PM version of this song. I only have the PM. I like that. It's popped the clits. It's popped all the clits. And JLO has had two songs this year qualify as songs of the summer. Like she's back and we're not paying enough attention to her musically. But she the summer. because she's doing too many stunts. That's why. I know neither of us wantan to do this, but I feel that we must watch Officer Romanson review it on this podcast. Am I wrong? Oh God Yeah, no, you're not wrong. We'll do it. Like I feel that we must do that like for our for the listeners. L I feel that we must Speaking of female vocalists who we chat about on the show often Katie Perry's Belgian music fest set was canceled over inclement weather I don't know why people were raising eyebrows about this, but some people, I don't know, like are we in cahoots with Mother Nature to destroy her? 'cause the bigger Katie Perry story is that the single that she released a few weeks ago called Watch It Burn did not crack the top two hundred anywhere So she's on it She's she's on a downward. She better marry that man soon. We just don't, I mean, they really You've done enough Don't you think takeake a break for like four years and then we like are interested I don't even know if that's enough time But even she's the st. She's like in her sixties. Yeah But you know what I mean? It's like, you did this whole album and know what everyone overwhelmingly hated it. I just got an alert from People Magazine that Queen Camilla has sparked controversy by posting a photo with JK Rowling at the palace during G month. Great to go Way to go Way to go Tampon. Yeah, way to go hor, fuck off You know what? you just undid every ounce of goodwill we gave you. Yeah Goodbye, Camilla. I'm angry. I'm angry because you know, our gay bowling league, I've told you this before. Our team name was Camilla Parker Bowullles. Oh. Yep Now I man that we named it that Yeah feather haired freak. Fk you. Oh God, I'm cannot go down this I've got I'm going down Jill Zarin Boulevard right now and I got to run around. I gota turn around very quickly. I apologize, Klister. not Chillaron Bouvard U But not, you know, right around the corner from Jill Zaron Boulevard, we have Jusie Smollette Way, a road we have not been down Andle This queen shows up at Harlem Pride this past weekend and does A set now Is he Impossibly gorgeous. Yes, let's just start there. Let's in the in the pro column. sureure Was he not wearing underwear and his schong was flopping around in the pleated slacks he was wearing Also, yes, thank you to this man for that. Yeah, he knew what he was doing He knew what he was doing. He is Very Michael Jackson in presentation. the dancing and the even the style in which He sing So save your torches about you're saying that just because he's black because it's not. watch the videos on Instagram But my problem was that don't think that he sounded good and I even sent you some of them. I was like, Oh should have warmed up or maybe not staying outside of a day. Yeah. I don't know But at a certain point he pumps his fist in the air and one of the lyrics of the songs he's singing is like I'm not afraid anymore. I'm like of what? the guys you hired to pick you up. Yeah, because you ruined their lives already. I'm not afraid of them either. Jesse. I will say though, I'm not going lie when I watch the the Netflix thing about him. I was kind of like, oh, did he do this or not? Like I there was doubt cast He did it. Lee Daniels knows he did it. Oprah know they all know. they all know. I don't know. I remember being like, Bea the thing is like here's this video and like this and that when you watch the video I remember it boiling down to like, Look at this video of this black person that's walking and then the other people like lookook at this video of a white person that's walking. And it's a grainy video that you can't tell. You know what I mean? And they're like it's a very it was a very good like version of like, look, you're believing the truth that you want to believe kind of a thing I don't know. I Doubt was cast, not that I'm like being like he should be No I dont You know what mean? You're like No I don't know. I remember being like, huh, hm hm. But all this to say. reggardless, he didn't it seems seeming like he didn't perform well. So Yeah, but he looked,'s he's a sexy man. I'm gonna to say that he's hot. And his sister is a distract Remember her Love forgot about Craft Country, whatever that show was called. That was She was a hotie is what she was Speaking of Hot's, Kky Palmer. Who did she sit down with? She had an interview with Jay Sheti. and He asked her of course about Sean Evans and she was very coy. She said, quote, we're hanging out and you never know what could arise, but that is my guy I love Seaan. That is my guy So it sounds like You know, the vibe I'm getting is that she's like, let's let's not let's not take this too far No. She's like, let's hang out and like let the internet go crazy over us. Yeah. why not? But like when Seaan walks into a bar, all of his friends are like cheersing him with Mickelob lights say Like that's the energy I getting from it. And Ke's like, Everyone take a bag of rolls and slow them because this h. I'm Kiki Balmer I amm sorry to this man that I am saying to you. sorry you're not going to be engaged I'd never forget. One of the best things ever Mhm Let's get over to Bravo and to Summer House. Well last week we told you West was gone and now this week, Amanda has followed suit you will not be returning to summerhouse after eight seeasons there probably the best for her mental health, given her performance reunion. I don't know how She would be accepted there. It's like literally you'd throwing raw meat into a like a vulture's house. Who's not going to She'll pull too much focus the whole show. It'll be I'm not gonna to make any other comparisons, but you know, on any other Bravo show when one person takes over the show, it's always the worst season of that show She would do that to summer house. So it's good for her and suummer house that she. And again, they have to all be in the house together so they like have to get along Enough. You know Mhm However, is she still on in the city probably, right? We haven't heard that. I know. know what I mean? Depending if they get another season or not, but like Remember, she's now on two shows on Bravo. so it's not like it's like she's going away forever, Since we were just speaking about, since we've mentioned the names of almost everyone in this next story, we'll just get to it, some footage popped up online this week of Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston rehearsing a duet. for Michael Jackson's thirtieth anniversary of thriller or something. someome party where it was at MSG. It might have even been the event where Whitney was like really gone to the one that Diane Sawyer brought up in the interview. But this song either was never recorded as part of the concert or never aired. So this is the only footage that we have of it. And it's Michael and Whitney rehearsing the song. They both sound great and at the end of it did choke up when I saw this. They just, they just exchanged this Hug. that I can't it's like the hug of two people who know what the other is going through And you can just, it's like the last five or six seconds of the video. So Google. Michael Jackson Whitney Houston rehearsal thirtieth anniversary, and you'll find it It was really lovely and it was really just I've been getting hit with Whitney Houston shit like all year. I feel like she's all week like she's around me. I don't know how recent the interview was, but Jennifer Lewis did an interview she played Whitney's mom and the preach's wife. and I can't remember who was doing the interview with her, but Jennifer Lewis But she's like, I only spent three months of my life with Whitney Houston, but I miss her every single Yeah day And she was just like sitting in this church and Yoners watching her sing in front of me was like, I was in the presence of God Well you know why? it's because Clive Davis died recently. Yeah That's why're they're kicking everything up. ye. That's Whitney coming back going,, We're in a different place here and he's not baby Dominic, you as you very well know, Whitney Houston is one of my Guardian angels, thanks to Aaron Bagwell correct. Dame Aaron Bagwell at above. Correct So she is with you when you're around me. Since we're speaking about Whitneon Houston, we will also tell you that team is fucking furious with Orah Winfrey. They have had it because Oprah told that story last week about which we I think maybe we touched on in the Oic cart. I don't know if it made If you made the main show. Or I think we just talked about it in person. Is it possible that we I don't think we talked about it once We if you don't know by now, Whitney was at Kom Lion last week and she gave an interview talking about Whitney was Oprah. Oprah was there. I'm sorry. you said Oprah was at Kal Lion. Did I say Whitney was there? Yeah. I think Wity was Wy was there too. Wnt heard it O was at Cline and she gave an interview where she said that the last time Whitney was on the show. She was high and fell off the stage during rehearsal and Oprah asked the audience not to Features are republican and they never did They never did. Well Pat Houston and Whitney's camp came forward and they're just like, Oprah, what what are you doing, Auntie? Why are you telling like every? I like that Oprah's now entered the phase of O Lady where she just sort of like tells stories and you're supposed to not believe half of them. like I like this era of Oprah. I just wish Whitney wasn't at the other end of it. And everyone's just claiming that she was not high, that she fell off the stage because the stage wasn't built properly or something like that. And that Oprah did ask the audience not to show photos because it was embarrassing. She fell off the stage, but then immediately turnurned it around and performed. so what are you doing People on the internet were posting every single video that anyone has ever taken of Opra tripping and falling, like just out of being like so high Bub blah, blah, blah, blah. Dominic. I know we've put her on watch on the Ininciles list. I think it' I might have to issue it The first ever taking off of a list person. I don't know I mean, because like it really did dawn on me though when all this was going on. Like if very few people Very few fandoms would get furious enough that could No one's ever actually danger Oprah right? No one's ever going to end Oprah. obbviously she is quite literally like As close to Thanos as we have in Etertainment, although we did defeat Thanos. So it would take, but it took all the Avengers to defeat Thanos.. But Whitney Houston iss one of those people. It's like, don't Don't do it. donon't go out. You can even. she could talk about Michael Jackson all she wants because he's already been battered and bruised. Don't go for Whitney Houston Remember last week we spoke about Rod Stewart needing oxygen on stage? Well, yet another senior citizen touring had to stop a performance because of a medical moment and this week it was Lyionel Richie. He's just out of breath. This is like what I said about Madonna earlier Do the tour, but stay seated. do a gaga lies a moment. You can come out there. We'll still go. I'm still going to go see Cher when she finally decides that she's not going to put on the turnback time. You said lay and then do lay in a bed. You said she could be bed ridden when she performs and you would see her She could be lip syncing from an iron lung that obscures her entire body except for her neck and head and I would still pay seven hundred dollars to sit front Row. I'm not joking I know that you're not, that's why I'm laughing Weing from an iron lung Why not Why not? Lionel, your national treasure, slow it down Slow it down Normalized seated concerts. Why not Right? Speaking of old people, have you seen these pictures? M There really is no teeth, yes, I've seen it. Mickey Morke just left the house and didn't put his teeth in and naturally everyone's like He's on the spiral down This is you know likely Mon where is he Not even that, but they're like, this is this first like the first horseman of the apocalypse coming. And I'm not gonna lie. I tend to agree. Im so like No he's dominic. don't act like he's not like he's well and he just forgot his teeth. No, no, I but I do think that he's been unwell for like O my whole life, my whole life got it. And I truly think he was just like I don't know, sometometimes people just don't want to wear the weer the team when I don't think he was like fell asleep in a gutter. I think he truly loves the house and was like, this is this is no one bothers me today, right? It's just Tuesday Light noon Who's going to be in my little town No one, no photographher is going to be here and naturally They all were. Every single one of them ready, ready and willing to takeis mouth was open a hundred timesry. I will say is the pictures aren't fun. He looks like there the mask from sccream. He definitely does. But most people do when they don't have their teeth in Oh, Mickey, you are not so fine. You are not so fine. You blow my mind. Put your teeth in Good Lord The Bachelorette with Taylor Frankie Paul as reported on this podcast weeks ago will see the light of day on ABC It is upcoming. Even though the police were called to TFP's house just just this weekend G by the X. Yep. And she went online, She's like, this isn't a group of people harassing me, it's a person harassing me I don't know what it was, but he called the police blah bl, blah I do have to say. now, we've seen the videos. We know from other you know we know that she is a handful and a bit of a lunatic on her. However We also know that Dakot is not Yeah Yeah. he didn't want her to be the bachelorette. So the moment it's like going to be announced all of a sudden It's getting pulled off because he opens his mouth. And then the moment it's announced that it's going to air in July, he's calling the cops again Yeah you know, we've been hard on her, but my eyebrows raised. Oh no, there's no, neither of them are squeaky clean at all. That' is This isn't one a victim in an aggressor. This is two aggressors. But he's you are now from the podcast that talks about how it looks to the rest of the world. It's starting to look, sir This is all you Yeah when you start making her look sympathetic You have a PR problem. And especially when their vested interest is now to make her look okay enough for it to air. You know what I mean? It's Mhm All right, so this is the most random story Carltte Delevine said she and Amber heard David all through Amber's divorce from Johnny Depp You're right I had a moment J I read this. Everyone in this scenario is someone who I can't say their names without sighing immediately I yes So cardelline, excuse me. Cgeelllements he hadt ever heard during Johnny Depp's divorce I think Kara Deloy needs to go on the list. Kara or Kara. my mind I don't know. I don't I think it's I say Kara, I'm sure I' wrong Apparently she said that on the podcast from someone named Louis or Louis Thoreu. I don't know this person, justust seemed unnecessary to bring up. I think Amber Heard just like wants to be a mom and left alone. I could be wrong Yeah Announcing someone's bisexuality for them, especially when like she just wants peace That's something that Karaara should have maybe just thought about for like two seconds becausea I'm sure Amber who's going have to change her number again. Well, now Amber then there's going to be like all these people being like, Johnny Depp is ruined because of this fucking stupid bitch. Like, you know what I mean? Like they're like Yeah, you have all the Johnnyepp lovers like coming out of the waterwork again to try to like shit on her face. I saw photos of her with her kid recently. She looked very happy and I thought to myself, we should you alone. Like let let her have peace, please for the love of God Speaking of seeing someone with your kid, this is not even a news story, but page six posted a photo Julia Roberts. in a rare outing with her son, Phineas, who is twenty O years old taller than Julia Roberts tall drink of water. looks just like her is like when you know that stars have had kids, you always see them with babies and think about this. But see and then adult kids when you remember Phineas and Hazel being born, it's it just sort of blew my mind really.ort like Britneany's kids. we were talk about earlier like like adults and it's so weird. Yeah And you know, Julia Roberts, not not American royalty on her own, for sure The kids are giant He's like six feet tall I mean, America's sweetheart. Isn't she like the, I mean, she's the OG American heart is she? I love saying that to my friends. I mean, I have friends who are my age who are Also grandparents, those who had kids when they were young and then their kids were young. But like I love poking at my friends when I see their kids at gatherings and stuff. I'm like, you have adult D, Chren Yeah It's weir Speaking of adult children Especially ones that are disappointing Ln beck'. goes online because his his Nicola Pelz is his wife Her billionaire father, his birthday was a few days ago So Brooklyn, of course I'm sure he likes the man Despite his family goes on the socials and is like the best thing Oh sucks man. You have no idea. You're the best father in law. People don't do that. Even people who get along with their in laws don't do a separate post saying this is you don't You're just trying to shout out other their ass. Beck comes you're running out of time, baby The finale, what is it July? Is it like? We got three weeks left or less? You're running out of time Because more importantly, if you don't make up, you run the risk of us not speaking about you on this podcast anymore, muchuch less having your family's legacy be tarnished. to it A few more little tidbits before we give you some vital messages and then the review of Life is short, the Martin shhort story Donkey from Shrek is getting his own movie. For those of you who think this was necessary, this is a great day for you I know that sounded so nasty, but I've never the shhrek The Shrek series never did it for me for some reason Oh, Shrek was big. Shrek one was huge for me. No, I know, but even at the time and I don't even think it had to do with the fact I was an adult when they came out, I just wasn't There' are plenty of tunes as it were that have come out that I love, but it's really it's really like the thing that Dreamworks like still has. L, you know what I mean? Not to slam them, but like Dreamwors really like they had kept them afloat for so long Let's do a little theater update. Lincoln Center has announced their lineup, their fall winter lineup. and Jasmine Amy Rogers who played Betty Boop in Boop and who I got to see in the Wild party recently at New York City Center. She is phenomenal and she will be playing Maria Von Trap in the first revival of the sound of Music on Broadway. Wait in thirty years. stop I will not stop. I will get going until you ft from this information. Have I told you that because Hassan and his mom had never seen the sound of music? And there's so many times had to like reference it and they were like, we don't know. Han be like, I don't know this song. And I was like,es, you do. It'srom the sound ofusic. And he was like, I don't never seen. are brrown and we literally watched Bollywood growing up, like never when was I watching the sound of music? So he does not know that the hills are alive. The hills are alive with the sound of music. And so even like Doe, a deer, a female deer, they're like, what are you singing like you fucking weirdo? And they were saying that in nursery school? No, I don't know, I don't know. Anyway We watched it together and we watched the first half of it one weekend and his mom would like call us and be like Please come back over so we can watch the rest of the sound of music because I'm like, she was like, I can't, I'm like so nerd, ' at the, you know, in the halfway through the movie, she like leaves because she's like in love with him. And so she's like, my God, I'm I committing Nazis all over this movie too. It's not it's not it's not unsettling. Yes. And so she's And so the intermission is like a big cliffhanger and his mom was like, I like I need to know what happens. I'm like on the edge of my seat. And so we watch it again Oh my was like, I love this movie. L a. know it's a true story or based on a true I mean, they're realle. No, she does, yes. But so she was like, I love this movie so much. And so I cannot wait to tell her that it's gonna be on Broadway because we are one hundred percent gonna to bring her and she's gonna to have like the night of her life That's fantastic When is this happening Um, I think early twenty twenty seven I could be wrong, but I know that they they've announced all their shows, they're doing sound of music. They're reviving a few good men I'm just gonna fly into town I can'lease please. Speaking of him, by the way, have you seen this story about? Well, there's two stories involving Millie Bobby Brown. The first is that and she flew Tom Cruise's plane She's friends with Tom Cruise and has flown his helicopter before because he's trying to reel her in is, isn't he He really is staying away from her Are the Bonov' scientologists? Because she's a bon Jovi, donon't forget No, I don't think so Not like publicly at least It was late last year when stranger Th came out the final season. There was all this hullaboo about. her and David Harbor who played like her adopted father on the show, not getting along I guess we're quashing all of that because Millie Bobby Brown and David Harbor are reuniting for a new Netflix show a new spy drama that they will both star in They're playing a father daughter No really? know, that's funny. Yeah He was probably like, please for the love of God, like please So he's popping up a few things hing, you know, he's what he's in that people were yelling at us when we fixed Linda Cardellini. They were like, you didn't talk about DTF Stain. Louis, which is like a new show on HBO Max I haven't seen it yet. I haven't I didn't really hear. And I think it came out when we working a lot, but but everyone's like, it's really good. you'll really like it. So I need to watch it. but he's like with the third main character We also didn't talk about a lot of people and since you did bring this up Two things. We've been doing this podcast for how like almost three years. Almost four years and And reccently, the engagement has ticked up with the most ridiculous topics. The Linda peoplee interacted with me regarding Linda Cardellini more than maybe any other celebrity, mostly because they were a gast You know, we can't know everyone, listeners. I can't be an expert on every person who's ever appeared on celluloid. And I didn't know about I was educated. You heard me get educated, but a lot of people were upset about DT of St. Louis and the fact that we didn't know that she is going to be playing Pamela Vores in the upcoming Friday the thirteenth series Crystal Lake guess is that she's playing Jason's mom. How am I supposed to How am I supposed? know everything? How am I supp? Did someone tell the Hollywood Reporter, People Us Weekly deadline or Roger Freedman is the TMe like little side business, the true crim get your internet every day. I gotta get late sometimes and eat H The other thing is and really I'm surprised I didn' mention this sooner. The level of both backlash and support that I have received from four admitting to that I don't like Teram Mu has been extraordinary. Oh, people have been like go to this restaurant. I've had I have like four restaurants that we have to go to so you can try Tir Masu. I have a similar amount of emails, but I also have a lot of people who are like, thank you for speaking that truth. Standing ins.. People have just been sending me very short texts that just say I don't like wet cake. People have really like, I have now, I should run for office. I didn't know. I was so populular. You have support. I'm really speaking for the people. I have a friend who's a chef, a wonderful chef. She does award night She's published author,'s done many c goodook books. H name is Annette Zido and she has published Award night cookbook. She does every year for like the Academy awwards and based off what's nominated. she builds menus based on that And she is going to make, she promised me she's going to make a version of Tiram Masu that I will like and she's going to call it Siruma Pupa goodbye. Okay We had to go Terama Pupa Why not tear him What will What will it take Tar him a pew Yeah This be thing That's even better What will it you put it on? you put it it' like What will it taste like? I mean, what are my favorite my favorite flavors are? I like coconut as a flavor I like chocolate, but not too much And don't sprinkle anything on it and don't let it be so wet. But that's Ter Masu Okay, we can't do this again. come on, goo, what else are we to talk about before we get to U I did want you to know that and I think this is happening on the West end. there's going to be a traitors's stage show. We're like they're somehow doing like a stage version of Titors, the television show, the reality show And there will be like five different endings, five nights a week donon't know how they're doing it I don'usic I don't either. It sounds like what I do want them to do is more of the like you actually you're in traders and you go there for two hours and you play traders. I know they do that because Michelle Collins has talked about it. on her show and like that should be in every city. That's fun. You know what I'm saying? I do. I do like where you play the game. Yeah Yeah. But as far as like its own stage production. I mean, I'm happy to be corrected Sure, but I just don't why do we need to see that They can just watch the show Coming up on the O part this week for the Patreontes and the Apple subscribers, we will be talking about Update on the Miraval mess between Brad Pitton and Angelina Jolie. He won a court case this week, which is bad for Angelina. We're going go over predictions for this year's Emmy nominations We're going to tell you why Dakota Fanning just can't seem to, oh, it's not Dakota Fanning. It's Dakota Johnson. John said why she can't seem to stop Starting shit everywhere she goes. Cut it out. You're not that girl. Stop bothering people. We'll talk about the twentieth anniversary of Claygate, which I forgot when Clay Aken put his hand over Kelly Ripa's mouth on live television and it spawned like. This drama where Kelly Ripa called into the view because Rosie O'Donnell was saying she was homophobic. If you don't know what I'm talking about, tune into the a la cart because it was a much bigger moment than I remembered. And this year was the twentieth anniversary of it. also highlights from this year's BET awwards, which included a wonderful moment when Tiana Taylor was being given the award for Icon of the Year And they did not tell her that the award was going to be presented by the one and only Janet Jackson It is a clip worth Googling. Ta on a tail. That's the fine one Break the fuck town. It's great And that's coming up on the a cart, which You will be getting tomorrow as a reminder the alicarte for Patreon and Apple subscribers will be released on Thursdays rather than Fridays. Coming up on this here broadcast Christopher and I review, recap, and shed some tears over Life Is Short, the Netflix documentary about Mar Sort to these vitals All right This is the first time we're doing this. so there's really no, we have no blueprint and we're just gonna you're you're listening to a live dev meeting as you a live dev on the show. Once again This was Chris's idea to review. I'd already seen it and Chris had not I love that he suggested this only because I'm assuming Chris U I definitely there's havehing controversial about it to me anyway. I love Martin Short, I've always loved Martin Short I love him even more after watching this, getting to know him as a person. And the thing that struck me I'll get right into it. What I lo the most is how much homeome video there was That was shot by Martin Short. Like ye, He was just checking with his wife to tell her how beautiful she was They have a lakehouse. That lakehouse is in Canada, right? I think so the cottage Yes like so funny that that's like that's like I know what I'ming now. But like, yeah, that cottage. I believe it is in Canada. But in addition to recapping his career, which is is pretty, you know, pretty remarkable in its own right. Just having people like Tom Hanks Kurt Russell Goldie Han and literally every funny Canadian person you have ever laughed at. The fact that they're all real life friends I leave this movie knowing that we host a pop culture podcast where we sling our opinions like giant dicks around wiping everything across the table. And at the end of the day, how well do we really know people because you see him palling around with gold. I'm like, what's Goldie Han doing there in Canada? And then I'm like Oh yeah Kurt Russell did Captain Ron with Martin Short and so now they're friends. Why are Steven Spielberg and Kate Kaptha up there every summer? Oh yeah, they did this movie and they're friends. and it's like seeeeing them just interact as normal people was the one thing even with Tom Hanks who is beloved, you know, like there's nothing, there's very little that tip the tip of the tippy top. You know what I mean? Like he's the tip of the top, you know. And it was just great seeing them just interact as civilians, seeing celebrities act as civilians I also called Area Martin andes, whichich know Catherine O'Hara are just heartbreaking scenes. Of course, obviously And Eugene Levy and them all being your friends. Like is's thing is like you like you think like, oh, Eugene Levy and Katherine Harr and all these Christopher Gest movies together so like they're friends. But like they actually all came up together and were friends before that and he didn't put them together. It was all these other people like One of my notes is all these young celebrities at his house on a random holiday being filmed on a campcordter is so pure H It likely was. In theory, we would never see this. Do you know what I mean? L in theory? this was not for public consumption, it was for them to have as memories versus like, ye Anytime you see a video of like three celebrities together hanging out, it's like all over the internet and becomes like a thing and it is stupid And's a testament to how beloved he is. they all signed a release, obviously or we would have been seeing them. So Yeah, you won't you don't do that for everybody. I wonder if any of them had approval for what was shown Nothing, none of it was scandalous, but no, because it's all just them being like, hi and like And think about back in the day when you did have that camcorder again, before everyone had a cell phone that could record video That camcorder. like I have there's videos like like my dad would have of like recording us like at the beach. You know what I mean? And we're on a vacation and like, you never now, now it's all for like money But then it was like, you didn't really need to record this, but you did just for your own memory. You know what I mean? Like and there's something so pure about that that does not exist anymore You know? because it's too easy because you had to work to get it accomplish you had to put that thing on your shoulder or hold your hand. Now you literally Just hold your phone up in that said. Yes. ye. That's how people and like people were still making memories, but they seemed more 'cause it was it wasn't easy to do. You know what I mean? You had to take out the camera to get this stuff. so it feels They feel much more like historical documents as opposed to the Karen videos that are being shot at Chipa. the baby you know, it's like all the videos you're showing. It's like back in the day, we didn't have cameras in our pockets at all times. So when you see a movie like this where there's what would really be called archival footage, it's just like it's a miracle, really that so much of it exists. And like this has nowhere to go. Like when they're recording Tom Hanks like being funny and at his house, like this can't go on the internet because the internet doesn't exist yet. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Like no one will ever see this unless there's someone in his family that they then play this years later. Christmas party to be like, look at us back in the day. like there was no like expectation that this could go on the internet. Mhm Do you know what I mean? So there's no performance happening of like I need to look this way becausem this could go all over the internet, then I'll look an asshole and I just felt good about it from the very beginning. Like it's a real, you know, a lot of critiques, especially of Netflix documentaries are that this doesn't go deep enough, et cetera, et cetera. Like we need we needed something more scandalous. And really there's not there's no scandal to be had here. What there is is a life lesson because without giving away like, I mean, it's all public record, but without giving away every spoiler, like he experienced a lot of loss in the first twenty years of his life, like a major amount of loss. and knowing now that he lost his wife and even more recently his daughter the way that he tells you he learned how to cope with grief or how he handles grief knowing that his daughter passed away after this whole thing was shot and they very much, you know, the death of his wife is present in the entire film It was actually a little bit chilling. And for them when, you know, they did dedicate the movie right before the credits even roll. they dedicate it to Katherine O'Hara to Katherine Short, who's Martin's daughter. and they have a picture of the two of them together. Yeah It was good. I gott to have a sip of coffee. It was a lot. It was That's one this morning. I was like, I don't know if I could talk about this today W It was a lot. It was definitely a lot. The fact that they were such close friends that Finding a picture of these two Catherines together was probably not even off easziest thing in the world. Yeah. No, it's probably not hard, you know, because they probably like, of course we have a photo of that. And I think it's like a picture of her at her prom too. It's not even like it's like that Catherine would be at there because that's his best friend. you know. Anytime anyone's done a documentary about this group of people, whether it's Gilda or Eugene Levy. There was a lot of stuff about Eugene when Schitz Creek was out The Gilded Dcumentarary similarly spoke about how this group of people like John Candy, Katherine O'Hara, and like everyone, like they all were so young together and they did seconde City and SCTV together and they all without using the word fucking because they're not trash like me, they always talk about we all dated each other, like every one of us. So they were like There's a level of intimacy with this group of people, the same way that there was with the first cast of of S andL. I don't know why I'm getting so upset. Why? Because it's like we don't have that. No we don't. We don't. Like these these shows SCTV and SNL were the beginning of Particularly someone my age, like the beginning of what would later become our entire personality. Like the way that we look, the way that someone who's fifty years old looks at pop culture is influenced by how SNL and shows like this looked at pop culture. Like we generations before GenX didn't give a shit about pop culture until shows like SNL told you, you should and started spoofing it. and just truly gave birth to people like me and Chris and probably most of the people that f this podcast is Interesting. like they were seminal moments comedy history and I love these and it was my favorite part of that is seeing them all come up. together be so for each other. they truly genuinely were all rooting for each other. so I wroteis the rising tide lifts all boats. And I said, it's great to see all that these Uber famous comedians all came up together and supported each other Yeah Like it really wasn't like a' and then me and me and Steve and Gilda and John were all in Eugene, we were all competing for one spot in us and now. Like you never heard that ever. No. Like you never heard that and it' And I wrote. And then I wrote a lot of these people ended up being some of the first people that he beats up on as Jimminy Glick which is so funny because it's like Yeah, I remember it's I was thinking about this when I was watching it. When I was in college, Care Preston who plays Elzabeth on CBS and like was on True Blood and she came when I was in college, she came to my college and she showed a movie that she had made starring Anne Hishe, by the way. having haaving something about Anne Having something about Anne And she showed the movie and then we went up, we met her and she was like, Are you guys true blood people? And I was like, I just love you. I love you U Elbeth Tasioni because at the time it was just good wife I love you on this, I love you on that And we talked her, we went out to the bar with her afterwards and we had so much fun and we were like young kids. And I was like, what advice do you have for us? Like what could you say? And she's like, look around the room right now because all of these people that you're in college with and all these people that you Like you're all going to lean on each other Wh you grow up to like be in this industry together donon't think that these people are your competition, they're your friends And like I always remembered that and she and that is this documentary like personersifies that. Does it not Yeah, they were such a family off camera as well. Like it was a real, it was real And I feel like I'm sure that does exist, but I have to I hate watching television sometimes because I just think about everything else other than what I'm watching because I'm like a goldfish in that way. And I'm trying to watch this documentary the first time, and I'm thinking what Who are those groups Is it SNL now where people are jumping ship to get Like not real sooner? It doesn't seem It doesn't seem that it is, at least. we don't know, but or just rooting for each other in general is something you don't see. in pop culture much anymore because we are not to, you know insult to bread and butter, but you know, a lot of the programming is based on aggression and differences and not this other stuff and you know, it's not Because niceness doesn't rate and that's unfortunately the truth. likeike that that really is That is the fact of life. But seeing this little breath of fresh air. was wonderful. I love at the end when he says I want to know on the last day of even on the last day of my life that I am the best version of myself, even on . U And It seems impossible that a person this nice exists, but he does, and you believe it the sexual assault charges that are going to come from like services lady ones, but But you know what I mean? It's just like he's so good that him being with Meryl Streep seems Correct and a gift for us. by the way, which is never mentioned in the movie. Not once. likeike and she's not there and not one time. She only was one shot very quickly at a only Murders in the building Table Read. You can barely recognize her because she's wearing a hat and she's got thick glasses on, but she's there at that scene they don't mention. It's also not necessary really. like you don't really need to see like, it's not I have a few quotes from him that I like. He said, when I like my career the least is when I'm doing something that I think two hundred other actors could do. Yes. That's good. That's gravestone material right there And he also keeps repeating that show business is eighty percent failure. And he when other stars come up and he's said that to them, like John Mulaney seemed to not react very well when he was like, off course the sitcom didn't work. It's like eighty percent. ure Yeah. and John Malaney admits that he's like I was writing on this stuffer him and he wass like, this is really stupid. Yes. becauseuse I don't like John Mulaney. I think he's very annoying. and even though I like bigig mouth is like, I think one of the best things that's ever existed, I still can't stand him. And I wrote, John Mulaney think he's the second wave of this type of comedy, but hasn't done one sixteenth of what Martin Short has done That's a slam. That's And then I wre a Mac. And then I said, I don't care about about the Mulanei sitcom that I don't remember, but I do like the idea that ninety eight percent of this is failure. is what the job is And that that was big. And he very much was like, it was never about being famous. It was I had a mortgage. I have children. likeike I just this was my This was my job. But he wanted it to be successful. That's the thing that was it. first I wrote I forgot about three Aigos. Ohh my fucking God becauseuse I did forget about that movie. And it's when you see it, you're like, oh my Godd, this was on like HB. This was on like when you got like direct TV. I bet. This movie was on every like all day. You know what I mean? Like it was on all the time I love that they talk about how poorly reviewed it was and then like thirty years later, it's an absolute classic, like there people Who did he say? forty year old kids are who loves that movie. And I love it passionately. Yeah. And it's crazy that it needed to be number one on the opening weekend and that was the only way that it was going to be a success to them And then it wasn't because some like Eddie Murphy movie was number one. The goolden child, The goolden child which also like Eddie Murphy's extremely famous too. Like he's probably gonna to have a number one movie. You know what I mean? It's like even just because it wasn't the number one movie, they were like it was a failure. And it was like, what was the wasn't it the number two movie And no one remembers the Golden Child as they pointed out in the movie. like one I mean, I remember seeing it, but I barely I wouldn't remember a scene from it. Yeah And I wrote, he doesn't let failure stop him. Three amigos may have been a failure, but he meets Steve Martin and is later in father of the bride, and he gets to learn from all these amazing people in these movies that he deems as failures which I feel like Do make sense, L hisent Father of the Bride, which is like a humonggously famous movie, and he becomes extremely famous from that weird character that he did And it really, it really showed you that he made all these weird characters and he developed all this stuff to then be able to like really nail it when it needed to happen on Father of the Bide and be like, I could play with this character then and be really funny because I had done it for twenty years beforehand Right My only true critique was that I felt like there wasn't enough Jiminy Gick in the documine. I needed more of that It wasn't a good like expression of Jimminy Glay. wast It was was it? Be like even Andrea Marin like talked about it. she's like, can you imagine like This guy is so gifted where he's pretending to interview people and all he does is insult them and people were clamoring to be interviewed by him. And I was like so funny. We need to expand upon that. We need to like, because that wast not only did they line up, but he had for three years, he had a nighttime talk show that he was hosting as a fictional character years before Colberart something like that. Like this was Jimminy Glick is the funny truly like the funniest He's the funniest person I know and he's not real And like he loved it so much because whenever he put that, he did he had like an allergic reaction in a movie and they like made his face blow up. And she said like, I can't see you when you look like this. Like he was disappearing into Jimmy Glick and that's why he gravitated toward it so much, which was so interesting to think. you know, as like a thinking about it any does keep working. As Steve Martin pointed out, like he works now more than ever ever didally. I mean, you hear about him all the time now. My biggest note was I said I if I had to do a fix of this, I said they needed to zero in on one of the topics or storylines here and expand on that more than I feel like they tried to just like tell his life story and fit it all into ninety minutes. and I'd rather like just talk about like them being in the second city together and then eventually like they get to this cottage and then they're like talk about how they would always go over and go to these parties and that would be interesting to me Do that makemost trying to put too much into one thing and it was like, so you kind of just got a little bit of everything versus like, if we really siloed it too grief And then also these parties that he had at the cottage that was like to exemplify joy. You know what I mean? Yeah. No' it's not to crack because he's lived a very big life. I he's in his late seventies and like he's one of truly a small handful of stars who have He could do his own erras tour, you know, like the cottage movies, Father of the bride like he's had errors in his career too. It is tough. I don't think that they They'd have to lose something to do that. And I'm wondering what they would lose. I know and I like I like I link in this documentary. Right I also think they wanted this to be like a Netflix fun cute thing and not like and it was something they were trying was something they were trying to get nominated for an Oscar. Do you know what I mean? Like it yeah, it was it'll definitely get nominated for like a it's probably going to be up against Mariska's my mom Jane for Best Dcumentary when the Emmys are announced. They're both predicted to be nominated. I don't know where you go with that. I mean, I'm leaning toward my mom, Janie because if you it's like thingsings happen in that that are unexpected that you're like, oh wow, this is is why you make it talk I do see where people would say that this Marty lifeife As short was a little wasn't didn't go as deep as it could I do see that. I do see where they would say that. I'm not, I don't think that's a lie Whereass like my mom Jane, she literally like bears her like her entire identity is ripped apart in the movie I think Martin Short is that symbol that it just lent itself to being at the level it was. L I don't think that there's, I don't think shoulders is coming in here and digging deep. I think Martin Short would look at her and be like, there's no there there. Like I'm not raised to accept adversity. We did and we move on. my wife died. I have other kids that I have to take care of. What do you What do you want me to do Yeah 'ause he's very he's very wasn't their friend. Their friend like made it, like made it. It wasn't like it was like me and you in the direct. Yeah Let's like do this. Like it was like their it was made by a friend. So it was like whatever he really what Marty wanted to do.ure But I tried to think too, even given that I liked that he was able to have a rapport with the person asking him the questions. I sort of liked that even even in this endeavor, he was surrounded by friends, just like he was for the entire movie But what like I said, what's the like How would you go Deper, like what' what's the secret What did he do Or again, just make it a buried in who's in the trunk at the end of Martin Schwort' bed? What body is it? I don't think any She's a lie. I made that up. I made that up from a Jimmy a Jimmy Gick Jerry Seinfeld interview at one point. he looks at Jerry Seinfeld and go Jimmy goes Who do you hate in Hollywood? And who do you just not want to see again? And Jerry goes I really And Jimminy cuts him off and goes Delta Burke Jerry goes Yeah, I don't need to see her anymore alsoso justice for Delta Burke, by the way. They may live mayay live. shouldhould we pick Delta Burke? Where the hell has she been? We can't Chelsea DeVantes would be the have to be the cest for Fine sl. He has made contact with her after doing her memoir Like a million on the list. Let Ill reach to read the memoir Um ye, we need Delta back there. I know Hillary Swank is also on the list. She posted today. that she went to see every brilliant thing starring Marishka Harete all Rodes L back to Mariska At least she's in our universe. H Hillary's on deck. She's alive. She is living and she went to go see Marishka Who, by the way If you're listening to this on Wednesday, july first, you only got four more days to see Marka and every brilliant thing. Tracy Ellis Ross takes over Sunday So he's due. because Marisha's gonna go on vacation and then I believe she's playing for the New York Ms now. So she's not even doing this for you anymore. Literally enough Oh God Well, So this is a thumbs up for me. I don't know. We have a again, development meeting. We haven't come up with how we're rating them, but I I feel great. I feel I would recommend this to anybody. I think I think this would make anybody feel good. If you are someone who and there are these people there there are there's one person in particular I'm thinking of who I won't name or shame here who just doesn't like Martin Short. Like if you don't like him, don't watch it Like if you don't like his style comedy, which I can't remember the way that he describes it. in the movie, but he talks about notot everyone liking what he does. He's like, I do these characters that are like Like that's my style of comedy is to do these short bursts of insanity And I like Watch this if you're a creative person that is like needs inspiration Or that you've know I when he hearing like ninety eight percent of this is you failing at something and then two percent of the time you actually do something good is like something I needed to hear You know Soere you have it, our first review, our first recap. How did it go, Christopher? How are you feeling about it? How I feel great. I thought that's what you were saying originally, but then I realized that you were thumbsing up the not R Oh we always get a thumbs. I always gr us the lowest I've ever graded us is an A Asci A plus. Well, clisteners This has been clistoric, may I say? This is a clistoric moment of this p. History has been This Friday on fixing famous people. We're doing a fix where we fix Kellen Hunt with Jess Rothschild, a friend of this pod, a friend in real life C We learned new things about Helen Hunt. We also learned new things about Jess Rothschild This is a human being who has a Hell and Hunt scrapbook, and I'm only gonna to leave it at that. We're gonna just be ready. You guys not ready. It is not Iironady. It is You're not ready. And we asked her to do this. We didn't know that she would I don't even know that she blew dust off of these scrapbooks to take. I't think they were readily available. They were They were readily available It's something that should be at her parents' home and it's not. it's at her home. It's the coffee tablebook in her actual house. Yeah When she goes to the bathroom at a cocktail party, you're thumbing through Celen Hunt Mmorabilia. Yes, correct. And also, if you're not on the twenty dollars tier on Patreon, I'm gonna tell you two things that you're missing right now. and that one of those things is us and Day Mar and Bag while contacting the Sirit of've Richard Simmons and talking about the little documentary that Keyhole shoulders herself did with Richards alive, you know What is it? his family members that are still here with us and the maid And the other thing is that the voice of Sharon Osborne's audio books didid a great episode with us about all the, you know, doing her audioobooks and things that she learned. as quiry as it sounds. Yes the occupations you don't think about. the people who voice celebrity autobiographies. It's very Very interesting. She was a trip And that was very fun and that's out right now. So if you're not there, get there And I, if you get up to Provincetown this summer on the Cape Cod of Massachusetts I will be performing at Red Room. several times this month in what we call in the business of residency