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This is Fixing Famous People, The podcast where two reality television producers pitch solutions to save celebrities in dire straits But first, let's get to the prefix, your weekly pop culture roundup M My happy birthday to me. I G be me Till me H been fun Stay to me, Cheryln Salcesian lobbyer, Bono Alman becausecause today I'm M happy king birthday to share Wow Listeners universe. History's greatest entertainer turns eight decades Old Today I want to say share cheers to another eighty, but who the fuck wants to be one hundred and sixty years old? However much time you've got left keep urning it I believe she's eighty years Old Today, like day of It is today may twentieth nineteen T six She is eighty years old Unbelievable. Tuly When are you you're going to Atlantic City for this? What's happening? I am not able to go to Atlantic City because I have commitments here in New York City. I was going to go, but if you are available Our friend Steven Andrade, who is the world's greatest share impersonator, is doing her eightieth birthday party at the Boogy Nights Disco the at the Tropicana. so. Please go and support. He's wonderful. My friends will be there I will not, unfortunately, I have to stay here and write my own show. I am also turning eighty and going on the road this summer, so I have to get my hips replaced and all that stuff. So sure sure.. getet your hips. I need I need the holiday weekend to get my shit together. Oh God And that's that, But happppy birthday, Share, I can't believe it. We've been talking about it for years and now. you have, you here we are. Well, we the Sare collollective. There's a whole I transcends Reddit. It's like a real life their hashtag share crew on Twitter and they're like I mean like lunatic like lunic like you haven't seen lunatics. Yeah. And many of them, by the way, not gay I mean, of course, there are people in the world that aren't okay. But when I tell you that like When I saw Sare in two thousand, two at the Roxy, we got there as early as possible But we were already too late for the ring of people who older like much older than we are like Shher's age very like rocker biker feel, Denim Vest, etcetera. Mull I can see that Yeah who were following Sny and Sher Angels. Absolutelyough. But there it's this group of people that have been following Sonny and Cher since I got you babe and they are As die hard as all the queens showing up there Yeah So cheer conventions are always a fun mix of like compleomplete homosexuals and then these people. But that's why That's what a goddess does. She brings people together sure, sure, sure U Happy birthday to share. How do you celebrate? goo to Spotify, believe in life after love, turn back time, what have you? whatever you need Do you like, you know, do you Do you believe in life that of love?. Yes I I die for one after I mean, I've experienced it twenty five, twenty six times. Of course there's life after and there's sure love Life after Dick's probably my God and Evan. I'm gonna to have Diamar and write that Please But it's a big day and share we love you. Thank you for everything Dominic, how was Puerto Rico Magical, one of the best weekends I've had in such a long time. I've made friends there from having gone there with other friends over the past forty five times in the last two years. Yes. And now I have a little group of friends there and they are locals who who love Puerto Rico More than we love living in New York. I'm telling you, they are so passionate about it. And so we did I got to see parts of the island I'd never been to before. And there's a cultural Puerto Rican tradition called Chinchoreo, which is On the weekend, it's essentially a pub crawl And in the mountains in the center of Puerto Rico, like every kilometer or so, there's just another And remember, it's summer, twelve months of the year in Puerto Rico. so everything's on the Lennai there. It literally everything is outdoors. Yeah. And you just go from bar to bar, have a drink eat a little bit dance to the live music and then get in your cars and drive sometimes a little drunk to the next place And you just keep going and going and you just do it for eight or nine hours and you're dancing and socializing so much, you're actually not getting drunk And it's just the best time. It's such a joyous place I truly I hate that I discovered Puerto Rico when I was like to rather than twenty two, but If I discovered it at twenty two, I'd probably live there. Nothing brings me greater joy than people coming up to me and speaking Spanish to me. because they think that I I' from there. I'm happy to be mistaken. In a Rachel Dolologj, ye here we. I wasn't gonna to bring up our girl again, but you I little know I am the president of the Bronx chapter of Puerto Rican Americans. that you don't just don't. I'm also a sex coach. So PS, you know, I haven't even said this to you I don't respond to comments. I don't even read them, to be honest with you. The only place where I read comments about our podcast is on TikTok because it's like slammed into the interface like aoid it. And someone, and the only reason I'm commenting is because she did so with first and last name, which is my requirement if I'm going to pay you any attention if you're being an asshole bititch rolls up in here. Well let's not call her a bitch. Let's call her a dumb dum. And she writes Rachel Dolaal. was a solid decade ago. Let this woman live Dumb dumb, come here, ' I wantan to make sure you hear this How do you think we found out that Rachel Doljal was a sex coach? Do you think that we go to the same synabon every day? She put it on the internet? She wants us to comment on it Have your own life and back away from her I think people mistake This is not disdain, my fascination for her. It's It's an obsession. I am amused. I am attracted I am occasionally revolted, but as someone else responded on TikTok, I respect her commitment to the bit. period. someomeone who does not and stop. Fuck it won't stop How was I am so anxious, even though I know a tiny bit of it, what was your review of Cats, The jellicical Ball on Broadway? I've been dying for you to see it There's very few things anymore that like just give you pure joy. That's what this was. Oh yeah Now is that because The Musical Cats has no real storyline or plot and it's there's really nothing that happens other than Spoiler alert O cat will be Chosen to ascend into heaven, question mark And that one cat is obviously the cat that sings memory at the end at the end of the whole mousies. Other than that there's literally, literally no plot to the musical. It's bizarre And it just felt like, yes, it's crazy When I tell you that it was so much fun, the costumes are incredible Everyone in it is in B Like it was truly, I put on my Instagram story, like If you want to joy, go to this show That rum tum tugger. He's so yeah, ding do. I rum tum tugged when I got home and every night Yes then. His name is Siddney Harcourt, by the way, goo to his inststram. So he's got to follow. He gotght to follow, don't you worry Oh Yeah. I won't even I shouldn't be blowing up a spot like this because I'm not going to say it, but Given what his actual age is in real life for that age Gals He's between you and I agewise, much closer to me, shockingly. He is Yes O And when old Deuteronomy, who is like the like cat like the Tony winner Andre de Shields was nominated again. Yeah for that When he comes out, it was everyone was on their feet and was just screaming bloody m. L it was so much fucking fun. I just don't like if you just need to forget about how terrible the world is for an hour and a half go and see this musical. It's cats, like it's never been done before. And when they say a revival and we like make the joke of like Oh, like it's a revival and the whole thing is taking place in like a parking lot. like and it's like, oh brother and we like roll our eyes and all these things or like a revival and everything is taking place in like a A synabon, like you said earlier, like a mall and like usually we're like, what the fuck is this dumbllshit that people are doing? The fact that it's cats, but it's through the eyes of a voguing ball is Genius Doesn't it seem like that was the original intent? like why was you don't think Yes. Right. Yes It was so good. the even the the little char the smaller characters as they're walking around because you're kind of like in the middle of it. Like we were very close to the front ar seats. I got a dance from a Yan I'm sure you did They are when I tell you it was just so funny watching them all do their little like extra things on the side like peeing my pants at them. It was so good everyone go like truly everyone go see it because I loved it so much. I hope it plays there forever. and honestly, it is they look like I love to go see a show where They look like they're having the best time. You know what I mean? I mean, it's hard to do, you know, if you see death of a salesman, you can't get that energy, but That is very much like you're a part of it without it being audience participation, like intensive, you know, like it. Yeah, it's great. And it's not audience participation that I don't like because I usually hate audience participation But they're just like just cheer when people are They and performing like you don't need to like hold your applause. You should be cheering for them like you would if this was a ball. And you were doing that and it was so good. Oh While we're on Broadway, we might as well get a couple of things out of the way O Mary has announced who is taking your weekly, O Mary update from fixingous people has announced who will be taking over after record breaking Maya Rudolph ends her run over the summer. It'll be none other. then hacks breakout Meg Stalter I mean, how much take my take my money. my money. PS Meg Salter a year ago said in an interview, If they cast me as Mary and Oh Mary, I will buy a car for everyone in Ohio. and now they've cast her so I don't know what the fuck she's going to do It' to happen. But it's a joke that will keep Double live in infamy. I can't wait. to see every twist. I've not seen Maya. I do not have tickets yet They're a little bit pricey, but I I what what I can do Again, while we we have bigger stories, but since we're on Broadway, right' excited but excitedomcer. so excited for Meg. If you haven't seen Death Becomzer, which I have not, but I'm going to go see it before it leaves. It's leaving in about a month. They've announced their closing notice after six hundred fifty performances a healthy run for a musical two years. It was really good. It was a really good show. I saw it twice. It was it was very, very, very good and I good. Jennifer Seimart is still in it, by the way. I don't think Me is No Meghgan is gone, but Jennifer Seimart is so fucking good init. She's a legend. She can do anything really. I want her to get like a Netflix show after this great. You know, like I want her to do like a big acting role because I think she'd be really good at it By the way, T minus days until I will be seeing Mariska Magdola Louis Harete in her Broadway debut on her opening night of every brilliant thing. I have already picked out an outfit. I've already picked out a short speech that I will be delivering to her. if I am able to touch and or smell her, Is that real? Oh yes. I mean, what is my outfit? It's either a tank top or a t shirt, but it's been laid out already. The jewels And if you're there on opening night, I will be seated on the stage. So again, I will buy drinks for anyone who takes as many pictures of me as possible on stage with Marishka Harute and I'm going a second I'm going again the week after. So on this broadcast next week, we will be recording mere hours before I'm going. so I won't have a review for another two weeks. But in other E Brilliant Th newews, Marishka has extended her run by a week to July fourth weekend. And the show has also been extended and taking over for her will be Tracy Ellis Ross, She of Blackish and of course the womb of Diana Ross Yeah, I don't know I'm not a fan or a non fan. I'm just not I like Tracy Ellis Ross We'll see what she does. Also her Broadway debut. Kudos I guess we have to report on the next story. donon't really want to, but The nature of our podcast and our lives here on Planet Earth Wh of us to say that Drake dropped three albums since we last Why hand Guys why? I didn't and won't listen to any of it because I'm not a fan and I don't It's fine I know some of you aren't fans of Care. I don't know what your problem is, but he's just never been my tea, but he's got beef with Kendrick and everybody and who cares? Like Who cares? Drake swiping at someone is sort of like a kid doing it. I don't think any of the people that Drake is beefing with ir that Drake is is beefing with. don't O one of the three albums, I guess Drake owns one of Michael Jackson's gloves and autographed Squin glove And so it is sort of like the Michael Jackson's Glove giving the Okay sign is the cover of one of the albums And on the day it drops The fucking White House co ops the and hangs a Maga sign from the glove and posts it on the White House Losers exX account or true social I can't tell you how happy it made me that Drake will now forever be associated with the Trump White House. I think that it is astic And I think that he deserves it It's also him making the album art, like the artwork of his album be Michael Jackson's Glove is so It's so perfect for him because It is Someone else that is way more talented than he will ever be And him thinking that because now that he's rich he can buy that thing. He thinks that means that he's really cool Does that make sense? A hundred percent. Yeah. I don't I just don't get it. I don't get it at all. I just He is, as I texted you this week, Drake is the male Katie Perry. I know he's a superstar. No one can deny it. No one He broke Spotify records last week and I understand all of the facts of the situation. I'm just never going to understand it The same with Katie Perry, I don't I am not I don't think have great m Both have great music, Both have great music undeniably. But like ye, yeah, I guess. I to like Yeah. L dream is a great popong period. it's over. we're done. Like it's that's it. We can't argue that at all ever It's a historical marker for me. I can't put adjectives on it, but I understand that they are behemoths. I understand that they they hit music. I just don't understand it. But it's just so For this to be a response is that you then put out three album. What's the thought of three albums is the other thing It's like someone taking a shit. It's like someone throwing up. It's like, why do it It the whole 's the energy of a kid. It's the energy of a kid looking Look how much I can do at one time. Hs 'ause isn't the point to like have the one album and then like promote that to death so that it se L instead of diluting your Listenership. You want it to all go to number one. You know what I mean? Like Inot believe. we even said on this podcast three weeks ago, we're like, he's going to call it Ice manan. What a time in history to put the word ice on your is part of your fucking brand and literally minutes after the album drops The Donald Trump White House takes it and makes makes his artwork the imagery. for what they've been doing with immigration. I just mean how how did you make me hate Drake more that th like literally. I wonder what his camp actually of it becauseuse I don't know they love love it. I think they love it. I think they love it. I think he wants to be associated with ice in that way though? L I think they're like this like trraction. this gets clicks because why would you put out three albums if not to like try to stir up a thing Like he's trying to be like, look, I did like act one two and three all at once, like Beyonce, you know what I mean? Like That's what he's trying to do Weird did someone that's doing this much is still giving me such loser energy? It's gotta be me, because the world loves him, so I don't get it. But do they? they don't, they don't. I did someone but he he streamed the shit out of these albums. He broke records Sure, but like, okay, great. Does that mean it's good? No? Does that mean that anyone actually Certainly not? People are like, what is this? Let me go listen to it. Yes, they're starred for music. Also anymore you can Please, you can pay for all that How many bot fararm videos have I seen where it's like, get millions of street. you know what I mean And if you And nowadays if you strike a deal with Spotify, they're then putting his music into the into your next ceue Like how many times would I be listening to something that is so different from Sabrina Carpenter And then like please, please, please would like come into the like, Next up evenven though it wasn't at all. You know what I mean? How they try to be like, here's the smart algorithm, how they're going to feed you like new artists that are like what you're listening to And I'd be listening to like something insane Like I'd be listening to Eya and they'd be like, you wantan to know what was like Eya? Ch And then'd be like, no, you know what I mean? Like it's not Occarino Flow and please, please, please by Sabrina Carpenter, the T twain do not meet Dom. He just he just see he always seems to me like someone who's playing a pop star. Yeah. S seems like a child pretending to be a celebrity. Instead of just being one Yet, it doesn't come natural to him. And he always wants to be so hard and it's like, if you're gonna to have beef with all these people on these albums. Why are you bringing Michael Jackson into it? That's not good because you're bad You're bad. You know it Is that what you're trying to do? because it's like you can't fuck with people and then also pretend to be Michael Jackson. That's doesn't Those aren't jelling for me. Or again, like if you want to do something fun, like He should have like gotten really, really muscular and then like Like remember fififty cents like one album cover where he's like shirtless and like looks gorgeous? Do that Have us all be like, well, we can't deny, he's hot. likeike you know what I mean? Like that could have been fun, but instead it's it's weird like I don't know Congratulations. I don't wantan to talk about him anymore. I mean, today, sure, but like I don't, is he going to keep doing shit like this to stay in the consciousness because I don't write I'm not interested. And I haven't heard one song on like the internet yet And I. No, you mean likenel? No, I have it. No, like has like an Instagram soundtrack or anything. notothing's coming up. Like the song Midnight Sun by Zara Larson, I can't escape from You know what I mean? Like it's everywhere. It's on everyone's Instagram. It's like on every commercial that that is on like Pacock, like it's everywhere Like she clearly has the song in the summer and that's it None of these songs yet have like dented like Oh, it's on everyone's Instagram or they're doing a viral thing, which is like now what you kind of need to do to like make a song really famous Speaking of Zora Larson, and in relation to other singers that we detest Brown goes on Instagram this past week and he's like, hey, you know what If you don't like my music, don't listen to my fucking music. I don't care. Go listen to Zara Larson or something. Baby How much worse are you going to make life for yourself? Like of anybody in the world, you're going to pick one of who is at least the top five hottest female one hundred percent That right now. Yeah Like how is how much more of like a woman hating piece of shit are you trying to be? Also don't insult Zara Larson she is the moment You are someone who put his hands on a woman and that is all you will ever be. Oh, I'm sorry, you're also the assho who threw a chair through a window and goodood morning America. Go fz yourself Also we're not listening to your music. Like we're not This is how much I dislike Chris Brown. I will listen to and memorize all three of Drake's albums before I will listen to a single Chris Brown song Better music news and a course correction after FIFA announced that Katie Perry would be in the World Cup opener. The World Cup finale for the very first time, no doubt influenced by the Mammoth response to Bad Bunny being in the Super Bowl. They are going to have a very international and for the first time, a halftime show. in the finale of the World Cup fininal, which will feature Bbrace yourselves, Madonna Kira BTS A great idea As a fucking looutely. Yeah. The thing that I'm raising an eyebrow about is that these three major, dare I say iconic acts The totality of this halftime show will be eleven minutes What's it As a producer, I'm racking my brain to think Does Madonna get five minutes and then we give Shakira three and BTS three or Do we need to split all of it evenly? And what are they gonna to do? Are they doing something Will Madonna be dancing with BTS? Will she break a hip? What is going to happen this halftime show But I'm excited I mean I' tell you what it's going to get me to watch that that that one I'm not going to watch the opener, but I'll sure shit watch the finale to watch Madonna. I like I can see like BTS starting it and them doing like a little dance and then they like part the Red seeas, then Madonna is comes out and does a song and then like Shiakira comes and does like, waka waca, like that the song that like is the biggest song of all time basically because of it. Be the it is wakawka is the actual No, it's only called wakawuaca, which you think of as Fzzy bear, but like it really is called Wakawaka thenen they all meet up to do one song that's like Like a virgin or something. like wouldn't that be great? I wouldn't be we justify my love and they all started try humping each other O like you're welcome be. They all do frozen together, That wouldd be good. You know, this iss one of my favores. They all do ray of lightight where they all jump around like Oprah. That's. be fantastic So I'm looking forward to that. Would you like to do a Brittney watch for us? Yeah Brittney Watch. Hio We're gonna spend fifteen seconds on this because I need everyone to leave this woman alone literally justust got out of rehab, you've got to let her breathe. She's in a restaurant. We get we all get alerts on the phone, Brittneany carrying a knife around a restaurant embarking like a dog Gu She was overheard telling a story about her dog's barking or a neighbor's dog barking. She wasn't Well eyewitnesses at the restaurant have said that this was so far out of proportion And show me show me a video. showh me a video for walking around the because you know someone's phone would have been out recording it. show me a video. You can That's why you call bullshit because that restaurant's full of people no one's going to whip their phone out. sorry buy it All this to say, she then spends the next three or four days going online saying, I'm going to see Devil Wears Prada too and I'm gonna get a slushy fuck Yeah. and then post another video smacking your ass andame like is it in a good way. Like this is good Brittanyy Instagram Lunat. but they're acting like everyone stop it. They're acting like people were like afraid for their lives because she was whelding. Like she was basically doing the knife dance in the middle of the restaurant and barking like a dog which not what was happening. We will talk shit about absolutely anybody unless we think it's ot real shit. and this is notave leave her Do to shave her head again and th through thembber throw the umbrea at you donon't push her to that. Lave me alone.. Pray for her Don't make up these stories.'s so. And I'd given up on her monthso now Now I'm just like, okay she shes done the work I sound like doctor now from six hundred Found life. You got to put it into work She's put into work. Just let her be. No and just don't do, just don't do this. J don't don't make up these stories again this because this is what happened whenever then they would chase her down And then she like almost run off the road. Do you know what mean? Yeah, It's because of stuff like this Just let her let her heal. Speaking of don't do this I hope this is a rumor. I just don't It's possible possible that Pamela Anderson Thomas Louise Cruz are dating These superstar unions First of all, no woman should be dating Tom Cruise. We're sicking by that on this but like how dare Oh no whereere Shelly? Where is her today? Shelley Anway. Although, you know, Pam Anderson actually be the one to find Shelley. I'm in my fan fiction, Pamela Anderson's fucking Tom Cruise so she so she can rescue Shelly. She's deep in the yeah. She's literally, she is Barbarella dating Tom Cruise and she's going to take Shelly Miss Cabage off that yacht in Aruba. That's what's going to happen I just hopeed this what What happened to Liam Neson Date well that was f soon, but Dominic, this is the thing. This is fake, just like that was fake. For publicity For publicity for the movie. I hear you, but for what who benefits from this? They're already How do their stars get bigger? I just so sure we're talking about them, sure we'll keep talking about them. But Pam Anderson, I felt like I felt like she came out of the other side of all the Hollywood Nonsense. She's makeup free, she's a mom. She'll probably be a grandmom soon Liam Neson such a great for her, reallyally? L they've both been through the ringer. I wish that relationship was a fake. No, I say, but it was That's the probleerrible that it was. Here's what when I bet you actually happened is that they like met to talk about a script or something like that and then people are like, they're dating. and so that like the script can then get like greep Well, someone needs to clarify this for me personally because I'm not I need to know how to feel. This is to be told To me, this is giving Brittne' barking like a dog and wielding a knife at other people You know what I mean I do, and I just don't, I don't know. Maybe she's just on the coconut cake list and someone's blown this out of proportion I don't Yeah. I don't want to bve it. I don't know his publicist, that's who Moving on. So last week on this podcast, yours truly was praising Lady Gaga and saying, you know, she's releasing a concert film. There's no hoopplog, there's no nothing. She just services the fans. And I said word for word, she doesn't need to shut down the grove to do a music premiere. Five minutes later, Lady Gaga shows up at the grove in LA and shuts it down and she's showing up in I don't I don't what in Gagog gear. I still I have nothing against it. It's a movie premiere. spoke at it, she got very emotional about the tour. I am very much looking forward to seeing the mayay whatever it's the mayhem whatever I know that's not the actual title, but I think it's called conert of mayayhem mayayh record Yeah Loo forward to Yeah. I'm excited. I did not I did not see this so I because I' not made of money and so I I'm excited to watch it Speaking of Tour, which I didn't put on the prefix list, which is very exciting. I saw Kylie Minogue in concert last year. one of the most joyous experiences I've had at a concert truly She's promoting a new documentary that's going to be out with her. and she accidentally revealed that in twenty twenty seven She's going to be doing a world tour to mark her forty years in show business ssentially sort of like her version of Madonna's celebration tour, her last year a run don't walk. She's so much fun and everyone is just there weren't even as many phones up at a at the Kylie Ccert because everyone was so compelled to just dance and flail and pass out and just have such a good time And it was great and she's great. And she sings so many more that you remember that you know It's. So looking forward to the Kyle each tour Speaking of superstars, the Michael Jackson movie after seceding the number one spot for a few weeks to Deviloys Prd of two and I believe mortal comombat Cup at number one, people cannot get enough That Mortal Ma movie came out It's head. it's sure did You mean you didn't see it No, but like I didn't even really see. I feel like the first one, like the first new one, there it was everywhere. And this second one, I feel that no one, no one even talked about it. I did not see. I couldn't even begin. I couldn't even begin to I know I know it I is the l G ones I loved like we I played Mortal comombat on N sixty four like or no it was probably suuper Nintendo. sixty four I still have my Nintendo sixty four in my apartment. D. I didn't know that. I literally still have it. Isn't that fucking crazy I used to have a Nintendo DS, which I famously threw and it broke into a million pieces because I lost in the Star Wars game No, I literally still have my Nintendo sixty four that like can only be turned on for like thirty minutes at a time and then it turns off. So it's like that I can't really even use it anymore, but I can't part with it. Like I'll be bar. You shouldn't. It' probably worth money. It's probably worth money now But Michael comment. I loved the OG Mortal Comment movies that were terrible. I loved them so. I sa none of them. They were so bad. And it was I loved it. I want to I liked the first one that that came out, but this new one came out with no fanfare at all Did you see the Michael Jackson movie? No. Did anyone was Rebecca me. I know, but Rebecca was texting us saying like I know zero people that saw the Michael movie and I'm there with her. Did you see it yet I did not see it. That's something I would definitely stream. Maybe it'll by the time we go on vacation this summer, maybe we' we'll put it on the list. I do know many many people who have actually seen it. and its it's just exactly what everyone thinks it's going to be. It's like a It's propaganda. I mean, it's just, you know, it'sort him. And that's it, which is fine. whatever. You know, when people are saying that it make Bohemian Rhapsody look like a hard hitting documentary, that's the exact review of it It's not neither good nor bad. I mean, people should know about Michael Jackson. He has a true place in music history It's just not what we want. He is the king of P. You cannot C can't take that away from him no matter what else he's done Speaking of pop royalty, okay. so Funnily enough, in this past week, two divas who have been at odds before both went viral for differenterent reasons. J LO's leaving the four seasons. We haven't spoken about Jennifer Lynn in a long time on this b Jennifer Lin Lopez leaving the fourour Seasons hotel. There's a viral video of her walking out of the hotel to greet the paparazzi Someone did her a disservice because she's standing Inside the lobby, all the doors are open leading out of the hotel. It's probably like a hundred foot walk to get out of it She's just standing there at the base of the lobby waiting for all the civilians and commoners to leave lobby and there are handlers pushing people away. So she can walk the non existent runway like the Red Sea has parted and then go outside and go, Oh, hi guys. Hi everybody. It was Very much giving Sally Field visiting the mall in soap dish if you get this reference And it was just it was very seless so long. I need to put on the list. put it on the list. I'm putting it on ends problematically. That's why we don spoken I do remember that There's some there's trans references at the end of it that are sort of soured people on the movie, but other than the last ten seconds of it, the movie is still really funny So fast forward to Mariah Carey being on a red carpet, not being shielded by anybody, being on a carpet, speaking to reporters. I think she was going to sit frront row at a fashion show when this happened Having a team of people unabashedly in front of all these photographers rememoving her coat for her. pointing her in the right direction, fixing her hair and makeup. Think of it as like when someone's already on stage, everyone's still working on her Mari Carry catching absolutely no shit for this. Jennifer Lopez being raked over Cs. Yeah because she's just because there's not there's no pretense with Mariah. She knows she's not pretending to be anyone other than Mariah Carry JLL just has this continued She walk. She't escape it. She listen walk in walk down a runway to the out of the hotel. She doesn't walk on stage while she's performing No shet people lift her up and bring her across the state. So like, Of course, the people like, Ohh yeah, of course, she has like nine million people at her. Jalo wants to be relatable too badly. and we've said this nine billion times, but she's trying to be relatable and she shouldn't be. Be a superstar, That's what you are And that's the shame of it is that she's walking out of the four seasons and you're laughing at her. But then when she gets out, as you're laughing, you are thinking This is one of the most beautiful women in the world. I she literally is like so breathtakaking. like it's not even about trying too hard. it's about trying toall. Why are you trying at all? justust be Jennifer Lopez. And this also confirms that she's in coahots with all. You know what I mean? Like like whenever we see her and Ben accidentally making out like in an ally and we're like, oh wait, they were caught. It's like, no, they were caught doing what they planned to do You' to walk to S Jennifer Lopez good buton One billion percent But this is like showing us that she is like every step of the way is going to page six to be like, here's, take pictures of me now. You know what I mean? And these people doing shit that's so un It's I understand I understand that you have to like remain front page to be relevant I just there's certain when you reach a certain level, it actually hurts my my pop culture heart to see people like Pam and Tom and Jennifer like trying this hard. It's like, you don't You don't need to all you need to do is walk out of the house, Jenifer Lopez. And like don't be so like look, first of all, this outfit incredible. like obsessed with the whole thing. It was like what she wore Later were obsessed. I saw her Well when we saw her at that movie, which the name I can't even remember by the way, she looks so good. Jennifer Lopez looks great in brown. That should be on her tombstone. Yeah. I looks incredible. These Protest sunglasses to die for. this much to die for. Like she looks incredible and everything's great, but it's just like But if you're not today, you're not gonna to remember any of that. But it's. Why are you clearing this lobby? But the pictures are truly like what you see whenever in fashion week when it's like the person at the end of the runway taking a picture of the person walking down the runway It should look a little haphazard that she just looks this good versus it being like Yeah her like doing she's like closing the Versace fashion show. You know what I mean? Like what It's just sweaty. The whole thing is sweaty I love that Speaking. of red carpets Pting both Mariah Carey Jennifer Lopez and anyone on a red carpet you have ever seen who shamed present to you world ninety two year old Dame Joan Collins at the Chan Film Festival. If you have not seen these images yet almost want you to pull over, pause and Google it and then come back No one has ever looked to this Deme Mooore is turning look after look after look at the Con red carpet. herer pairing with Brad Gareski, legendary. She looks great in everything, littleittle thin, none of my business. She looks great in every outfit she's turning Joan Collins walked Lving loving AI talking about her love of AI on the to me, what is your What's wrong with you?ot got your goddamned mouth, like for real Joan Collins ninety two years old. I mean, we're talking like NHD up close. Does she look ninety? Sure. Does she look sexy as fuck? Yes. Yeah Absolute epitome of glamour in oldld Hollywood. I don't know the designer of the dress the dress that he was h in to work die for to die for. Unbelievable. We do not make Celebrities No like they did in the middle of the last century. We simply do not. Do we come close Sure like we have our favorites. We have our we have our Kidmens, we have and the whole group of people we love like that. It's just not the same. likeike watching Joan Collins wal that runway is like This is who needs to teach This is this should be the teacher Can't wait to see her movie, The Duchess. Don't know when it's coming out. her and Isabella, we've talked about it before. Isabella Rosini Please nominate Joean Collins for an Oscar even if it's bad, please The necklace and earrings alone And the makeup, whoever did her make, o this like, it's. A God No, it's so welcome to this episode of Gay People being gay like truly Speaking of gay people being gay, while we're at Chn, we give you exhibit B, John Louise Travolt. Speaking of gay, spepeaking of gay You want to talk about a homosexual John Travolta Here's what I noticed right away. So Johnravolta appears on the red carpet. he and I now have the same he shaves or forms his facial hair in the same way that I do. No ever This is fake. That's not real, but go ahead That is Christopher, L look at my beard right now and then I know which is a does not No, but yours does not This his gives me fright and yours does not is what. I'm not I'm not frightened about it. I'm just saying like I wear mine in a way that is if we dare we say know pop It's how the gays are shaving it right now And that's what he'sake and yours looks like a real beard is what I'm saying. Well mine is actual hair. Do you think that it's a fake? Do you think it's a gl? I don't, but his looks not real and it just looks so bad. Like this is a compliment to you that I'm saying you don't look at anything. No, I appreciate it. But I notice right away that he's forming them fake or not in the same in a gay way. The white beret that he wore on the red carpet We've always suspected slash known that John you know straddled each side with the fence, whatever Beard, I'm like, okay, so now Jon Travoltas is gay as me. The white beret It's official that Johnravolt is gay with a dominant pupa. This That's what's happened in twenty twenty S on Gas is for hundred fifty a gallon and John Tr is now the gayest person alive. And the makeup is bad. Like his skin looks terrible You want to talk about neat I dont think so. way hold on. Hey, Siri, how old is John Travolta seventy two John Jravolta was born February Oh an Aquarius, I can see that. nineteen fifty four It's looking rough He got very emotional. He directed a film called The proropeller, which was screening, I think, out of competition in Khan. And they gave him an honorary palm door. He got very emotional. The B story here is that he walked to the carpet with his daughter, Ella. She's twenty six who we have with his late wife, Kelly Preston. and she is a fucking knock out a knockout Truly like, she looks like John Travolta's daughter but she is spitting image of Kelly Preston who was beautiful. and she looked Absolutely gorgeous. But when I tell you that my phone blew up more about John Travolta on the red carpet than Donald Trump settling his IRS lawsuit. likeike more alerts for that than anything else. crazy ra A hundred percent Moving on to another royal family of show business, the Jolie Pittits, which are now the only pit left in the Joolie Pittits is just Brad Uh there are there are no other pits All of his children have now dropped from Jolie Pitt. Zahara Jolie theirir daughter They had all these kids together. now it just seems like Angeline is just single parent and Brad Pitt has no contact with these kids. Zahara Jolie graduated from Selm in College this past week and When they announced her name at the graduation, it was just ahorror Joie. There was no pit. According to DMZ, Brad Pitt did not even reach out to Zahara in any way about her graduation. so it seems like he's out of their lives permanently What's it going to be? Where's the book? And will Diane Sawyer live long? I know any truly No, truly. But you would think that like one of them, I don't know They're like they're being like their mother. They're behaving the way their mother does their job. whichich is just like moving in silence. Yeah. That's it That's it. I you know Diane Sawyer has a key hole blouse picked out for that inter That hasing her so many times. She is a telescope that she's trying to like put in their living room so she can try to get something invved. She has sent flowers and candy to these children individually. She is probably living in the basement of the Mirvall Winery hoping that Angelina goes there. justust goes there when they tick stock of what's I'm just like, No, it don'll never happen. She's too smart. That's the problem Oh Speaking of a ton of children, Netflix has announced a Nick Cannon Docu series. A great idea. Yeah. Are we watching it Yeah. I was already annoyed. Yeah. canan't remember, but probably yeah. because I think your pitch was for him to be the Bachelor And I think that mine I think that mine was this. I literally think that that this was my pitch. I'm talking fucking lawyers then if this is happening again But like I mean, this is like we have over ten things that have happened that we pitch and then they've happened For real. Like we have like, I'm going to say close to twenty So we need a team of lawyers actually to Yeah we don't. We need multiple lawyers K pop deemon hunters will be going on a global tour. I'm assuming you're very excited about that. I'm going drag me to. I'm sure I will go. I want I would love to see them perform live. Now, here's the thing. we still don't know. We know there's going to be a global tour, but we don't know will The women who did the voices, who've been appearing on award shows and do like, will they does this mean they're going on the tour? Will there be a movie portion? Will there be holograms as has been suggestedow. don't say that to me. We've only been promised that it will be like an immersive experience, which everyone is saying for everything. I don't want I don't want guess what I don't. I don't want an immersive experience. I want people to showh up and perform for me and then me say, great job. and then that's it I don't need to feel like one of the people in the like I don't need to be one of the hunted demons is one. No No no No, I don't. I don't need to feel like one of the, you know, hunted demons, yeah Harry Syles, everythingvery everywhere, Dco up my whole tour has begun in Amsterdam Fiancee Zoe Krabz was in attendance James Corden of all people, I guess Harry and James are good friends If you're interested, the set list is available online. I am not interested, which is why I'm not reading it out to you here. It's all of his hits And that's that, there' been some complaints from the people who saw the first night that they' the way it's set up that he's there's an obstruct obstructed view of Harry. I'm sure they'll rectify that. before it comes here. Not a lot of again, much like Drake's albums, like that album came out and like I have it, I don't know one song entered quietly, entered very quietly. I mean, we know Ready steady go, you'll probably know if you're here because that's been in a lot of Instagram stories. Ready, steadyeady go, ready, steady go and Aperture is also a good one as well And we belong together. That's aperture. You've definitely not ringing a not. someone who's a better singer than I who has been singing. No I just It's not because of your performance. It's I just not Whereas like watermelon sugar? high. like that was everywhere. L song was everywhere. Speaking of my performance, Chris, since you mentioned my performance, this is a good time to mention that tickets are now on sale for My Pride showhs, which are titled This is not a Pride S. It's just June and I'm Gay. I will be in DC, Chicago, Boston and New York in June. and then I will be in Provincetown all of July at the Red Room. please go to domitory. com or my Instagram for links to tickets. We' love to see you. As we were just speaking about It's a long story, but if you have a Patreon, you'll be soon listening to a fixing Dead peopleeople episode where Dame Eron Bagwell channeled Richard Simmons deellivered a personal message to me about something I've been toying with doing in the show that I haven't done before And I'm now Richard, I can't believe I'm saying this unironically. Richard Simmons has given me the courage to go forward and do a number which is unlike stuff I've done before So if you are a fan of mine, I think you'll like that. If you are not You should come see this because there's like a seventy percent chance I'm going to suck at this number and you'll enjoy that and I'll I'll try to entertain you in other ways with hand jobs or whatever I need to do Moving along. spepeaking of Harry Syles, by the way, Nil Haran He of O direction has and I don't know what the impetus of the remarks were, but he has made it clear that he will not be attending Harry Sytyles's wedding if invited because he's a busy man in the words of Michelle Pifer Mow. Yeah, you're literally wow. Wow but also like Wh Why? Why wouldn't you go Be they he's not invited. He's not invited. That's why, right? Yeah, who knows? I am not going if that's what you're asking. I'm a busy man How did she know? he's not going? Are you Yeah like it' no l. If I may ask if I may put on my keyhole shirt and ask, what are you doing? Yeah, like are you Israel a You really channeled me a little bit for a second a little bit mayaybe we're more forgetting why you are t talk again today And also to Yeah, I'm doing this to match you. We're like the angel and deevil. lookook at us But don't you automatically invite all of them just to say face, Do you know what I mean? L to make it like look copacetic invvite everyone to every wedding you have That's my motto. Joan Collins and I that's our mott. Yeah Speaking of celebrity weddings, the Taylor Swift Kelsey Grammar wedding is quickly approaching. It'll be in the next few weeks and in the ultimate of security, reports are indicating that Taylor Swift has been inviting her friends by phone Yeah she's like I can't even Yeah, like I can't really even telling everyone and so what's this in your phone I'm going to I I love it I love it and she's like, I can't even let this be leaked. Do you know what I mean? Like I can't, yeah But this is what I have to say about this strategy as well I got a call from the people getting married I would be more inclined to say yes, I will go rather than do what I normally do, which is make an excuse because I can't stand weddings. No, but they're all going. They're going. It's' going You're going. Everyone going you're gonna to go. I'm sorry. You know what I mean? Yeah. You're gonna Who's being invited? do we know I mean, other than the usual suspects, you know, like her posse, your Haley Steinfeld, your I'm sure K Harry will be invited and mayaybe she'll wear a hamburger. Who knows? But like Selena Gum as will get invited. For sure. She'll probably be in the wedding, right? Yeah. Lord. is she starts a lot of football players. Yeah. Oh God. what's his name Patrick and Brittany Mahomes. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sure they'll be there. That brother, the brother that's plays with the play for annoying the annoying. I still don't believe he's not gay brrother. Is his name Jackson? I don't can't stand can't stand him. But you know, as far as weddings go, that's a bit like marrying like singers in sports, that that is that is an event of the year those homes are really going to be like, lookook at us. We're stars just like Selena Gomez and I'm going to be like you're a fucking' loser I like the quarter Patrick is the quarterback, right? He seems like a nice guy. I don't think I have an issue with him. He seems like a pretty S P just sound right you like, ugh, you know what I mean Do you think that Bruce Valanche will be invited just as a joke because he looks like Travis Kelsea to be like the body deouble of Travis Kelsey's father, yeah. Honestly, Taylor and Travis, if you are listening That's a great gag. If you hire Balanche to walk down the aisle when Donna Kelsey' supposed to walk down That would be hilarious. And then Dononna Cy comes in on a wire You know what I mean? Anyway, Or you know what? she comes in dressed like Bruce Valanche with a ridiculous te shirt. Yeah I know red classes Speaking of which, if you have not listened yet and you don't have a Patreon, we did a one hour with Bruce Valanche. last year, which holds up, you should listen to it in promotion of his new book We have actual celebrities on that patreon. I don't think people understand that. Bruce Valanche was there. Amanda Knox, we had a great Amanda knox was open to the public open to the public. bothoth of them. You don't even need a Pon. Yeah. You can hear Amanda Knox try to call us out for being reality television producers Well you have to listen to it to see how that went Conan O'Brien's returning to host the Oscars for the third year in a row for the ninety ninth annual Academy Awards. couple of people are calling bullshit because the Oscars were at a four year low this year and they're sort of saying, well, why wouldn't you do something too Make it a little bit better. We liked Conan was Is just the last one? Is this the last one? No, the ABC has it until year one hundred. and then in twenty twenty eight, it moves over to YouTube. And it'll be ninety nine will be this one that's coming up. This will be ninety nine coming up and then ye. so they're like, we don't care. They're like, we don't care. We're excuse me, I misspoke. twenty twenty nine is when it goes to YouTube. Yeah. Okay, that's still far I feel like they're like, we only have two left. let's just do this and then do Jimmy Kimbo again. Maybe You know what I mean? Like that's what think they're going to do. They've got to, you know what I think that actually they probably have some blowout plan for the Hbreth and they're like, let's just keep it cute for ninety nine, bring Can back and then like I mean, what is what do you do for the hundredth? That should be a Patreon. We should do an episode of like what how do you produce the one hundredth Academy Awards? Like Do you bring back like Seth McFarlland, Conan, Jimmy Kimmel Billy Crystal, Whoopy Goldberg. likeike do you bring back everyone who's ever hosted it and give them each a segment. Oh my God, as much as we rag on him relentlessly I loved when Alec Baldwin and Steve Mart posted it together Yeah Oh Put Martin short in there. A Let us do it ABC, That's what you should do. let unknowns do it I'm surprised that Steve Martin and Martin and Short haven't done it together That' be great. think I want to spend five seconds on this and you'll probably agree. Spencer Pratt you know, the the first primary or whatever is coming up on june second. Spencer Pratt has said A that if he doesn't win the mayayoralty of Los Angeles that he's going to leave Los Angeles. and I can't think of a better reason for you all to get out and vote for anyone but him. But he is also in negotiations to do A reality show, the moment when and if he wins. Of course, of course Mership This is why he was going to run in the first place. Do you all For anyone in that? Yeah. For anyone that doesn't know, Propenor Pratt spent every single dollar that he had in Costa Rica on cocaine and drugs and then had to leave. because he had no money left and then had to go back ike I heard there was actually no cocaine left in Costa Rica after he was there likeike truly ruined his like in his own memoir is like and then we had no more money left and it's literally because he allegedly putut it all up his nose. So there's that Anyway Davidson and baby mama, Elsie Hewitt have split five months after the birth of their child. Now I have to sit down. I'm so lightheaded from shock. Um In a twist Pete Davidson didn't see coming, Elsie Hewitt has been saying publicly, Pete spends very little time with his daughter in the words of Christa Rosa and Scooby Doo U that row. Yeah Pete's reacting with surprise. he doesn't understand why Elsie is saying that. This is why he has so many girlfriends. Question answered. We thought it was because of that giant dick He's just a dick I just yeah, there's he's one of those people. He to me is that person that's like, I can change him. Like that's he's that Is he not Yeah Yeah, you know And he's just good looking enough that even someone super hot would be like tolerate him being like a seven and a half or so. Yeah. and I could I could handle that And I'll make him a nine because he'll be a better person Huh Well, Amazon, who now owns James Bond, has said the search for bond is on Confidentially, I thought it had been on for the past year. We've talked about it like a million times But now the search is on in earnest. I will not even read the list of names of people who It's so long at this point that literally everyone but Judy Dench is being considered for James Bond right now, to which I say, give it to Judy Dench. or You know, if they made Joan Collins M while she's still with us, wouldn't that be fantastic I am on such a Joe Collins kick that you really She really are This is this is what I'm talking about. like Joan Collins doesn't need to get the civilians of the fourour seeasons lobby to walk through it. She just walks through it and Joan Collins is her way through it Yeah. This is someone who just breathes air and then gets a headline. That's what these other people are trying to do and they can't do it. What was the story going to be for Jo walking through that thing other than them being like it was like Diva behavior. It was like what who knows leaving a hotel is great, but just like Jo Stuns and great outfit, like cool And that's it. Jaya on her way to Chipotle and Sayed. who I don't know I don't know. Reports are saying that when the secret life of Mormon wives comes back that there will be no Mormon husbands on it. that they're going to remove the men from the show completely and just have it be about the women I don't hate it. I don't hate this either That might get me to watch to actually watch it to be hon. I was talking to someone the other day and they were like why they were like you don't watch Secret Lves and Morise and they was like, And they were like why why not? Like why is that and not and like in a way that's like you should be like just being like why don't you like the show? And I rightight? There is not one ounce of comedy It is just all sadness all the time And I am just so There's no Ha, there's no hei Hei. and so Maybe we could get some of that If it's just the women versus like all the women talking about how like their religion has put them in these like relationships that are oftentimes Mad So. If get When something's tired and damaged, you need A hook and in early days of them even bringing it back, this is a great I mean, it reads girl power. And it's also really good for Tayor Frankie Paul because it's almost like whoulu' saying anything bad that happens to women is the fault of a man I'm not saying that that's even wrong to be honest with you It's a great branding move on their part. It's actually. I don't want to say genius but like no and I've never seen it. I have no desire, but you say that and I'm like Interested to see how you're going to work that where they're just talking about these dudes and not seeing It also is a way for her to not have to like confront him on camera. Yes You know what I mean? it actually is they're opening her h it up to have her come back on the show. Yeah. She's biting back by the way. She's like saying to anyone who will listen, like she's going after Dakota Mortonson, like I have been like betrayed by this person. I've been made to look blah, blah, blah U Still no official word by the way and when her bachelorette's going to air, but most people are convinced it's going to be not not broadcast on ABC, but that it's going to it's going to stream in its entirety this summer almost as a surprise interesterest They're going to release it Coming up on the aa cart, Hayden Paneter has been making the rounds with this autobiography and her mother has it. She's I'm sure I'm sure her mother has. I'm sure her mother has. She's calling bullshit because Hayden is she's spilling every ounce of tea about being put in bed with adult actors and Oscar winner who revealed his testicles like all this crazy I I want her to. I want her to just like rip it, burn it down It's what you've been asking for for years from all child stars. like she's giving you what it's like. L she's giving you very much I am product and this is how I was sold. L and it's u It's really damning, but her mother is not. Also coming up, this is kind of dark. Married at first sight, the UK version has been pulled off the air on all streaming platforms because two of the wives are claiming they were sexually assaulted by the people that they married at first sight Really dark thatound good No, a little bit scary layagon who we recently fixed, we didn't fix this queen enough. You got to Google his performance on American Idol. WTF baby. and we'll tell you more about that In what was apparently a shock. I did not follow Eurvision at all this year, but it was won by Bulgaria People are very surprised. Adam Driver has revealed how he will be responding to Lena Dunham's king about him in her book And Randy Jackson is the latest celebrity to reveal Ozempic body Maron Namia, he appeared in public recently round is Thinner than Galwight, I will say that. He is he does not look recognizable And in closing today on the prefix. Good news for anyone who gives a shit about this There's a hello Kitty movie coming. This is gonna be you ins. I'm excited. You remember when you like were losing your mind because hello k the person was like, Hello Kitty's a girl and she's five apples tall. She's a cat. She's three apples tall, Christopher. and she's a goddamn cat. I just can't believe it. I can't believe it's the entire nation of Japan is not being sanctioned for trying to make us think that this creature with pointed scalp ears and whiskers. You're telling me she's a girl and not a cat As I've said many times Bori. Mauri Povich will tell you that Hello Kitty's mother the mailman and the mailman That is not this is not a human. this is a feline Maybe the movie will address it M I think it needs to, right? Wouldn't it be hilarious if it was actually some very dark origin story about Hello Kitty's mother having an an affair with a cat There's a thing where like her head comes off and she's really like a little rat that's like in a like she's like a rat dress' a cat Yeah or something like that. I need to Google it. I'll Google it before we can feel a card because that's like there is I've seen pictures where it's like her head is off, but it's like she's a mascot, which is Hello Kitty, but she's really a rat then they say she's a girl I don't know. guysys I don't know I have a I'm a viewer I'm a viewer. as long as she's as long as Kllo Kittie's not dropping three albums at once on Spotify, I'm almost willing to put up with whatever bullshit she's going to give us I think she's also beefing with Kendrick too, but we'll talk about that next wee. Ice manan. The Kitty Kendrick warar The Ice Man Dummouh. I can believe We I need and I need those these albums you fail and for him to be quiet because I don't wantanna have to talk about him next week. then're compelled to talk about him I know, and I like want to listen to it now to be like, is this stupid? Do you know what I mean? Like I I actually want to hear it and see if it's good music I'm afraid it I'm afraid because as much as we talk shit, we're we're also insanely objective And that we consume and I'm afraid you're gonna to come here next week and tell me that some of the songs are going to be like he's a genius.. Yeah And you're going to dress up great straight for Halloween and I'm going to push you off of a cliff. He has great songs. We all know that He does. He's just he is just a life bllue turt. I'm in on there huh, Iing Okay, we have to go. Wait, who are we fixing today? I can't even remember fixing Tamar Braxton. Oh, this is a fun one BeCacause I didn't really know a lot about Tamar until we know, we both got an this episode. Yeah Kendrick. Wh an accomplishedng lady. Oh, than you, Kendrick. That's right. Yeah, we'll see you after these vital messages Dominic, we have a returning guest with us. We sure do a fave gu a guess that people accuseed me of not letting speak on our podcast and he they were right. And so he's back You know him from his podcast. I cannot. It's Kendrick Tucker. Thank you for. Thank you for letting me come back first of all. I was excited like I'm always excited when I see the list of like potential topics, but this one, I mean I think you know. you might have to lead us through her one because I like I'm aware, but I'm not a scholar. So we're gonna to get there but one of my like it's probably for like a decade now, one of my problematic phaves. like sure.er hard to defend her online because ninet percent of the time she is wrong. just so you she's always wrong. But I do enjoy her. Andike every time I hear song of her,' Damn it. I'm back again. Here we go. Yeah. I after reading up on her in our in our five minutes of research. I just I have I have I mean, I know her the way that everyone knows her. I would never say I'm a super fan of hers. But now I feel like I know her better and I know knowing now the history of the sisters and all like now I'm like, this is very easy psych one hundred one. Like we're going have S. We should just call it solving famous people today. We're going do that with her A first time, I like that. okay But first, it's time for the middle name game where we ask our guest and Christopher to guess the middle name of the person we're fixing. First of all, gentlemen, do either of you o Kentrickgardi knows I'm sorry. That's. It happens. It happens. bit of a super ridiculously like super fan, but I'm watching the reality show for so long. I one thing about their family. Yeah. Yes, sure. All right Christopher You're on your own. And no, I'm not going to mention that time when this happened two times ago and I was just like I shouted out do something else. I don't know what I was. I don't know dominant we all make mistakes Tame honly Nextend born march seventeenth, nineteen seventy seven. so she is forty nine years old and a Pisces born in seevern If I'm saying that right, Maryland Yeah Kammar M Braxton are both are legal, birth certificated First and last names. At least according to my sources, I Kendrick, you can correct me if you want as the suuper fan. I'm right about That's her real name. Taymar Braxton. Oh yes. Here So the middle name, the middle name now. we've since your last visit here We've been doing the dominant people at a scale of getability. Okay. This is this is a zero on that scale.' going gu. Okay. Unless you old black and southern you probably say name. It' either a family name or the auntiest auntie name that I have never heard actuallyually. so I've never heard Yeah What is Tamar What is Pisce and Tamar Braxton's? Middle name It's not like Odysseus is coming to me. I know that's not right. But like something like that. Like it's something like really, really old, right? L It is it's it's it's on it's really like when when Kendrick said that, it was the only word I was thinking of. Yeah. That's the only way to describe it. U I'm never going to get this. You literally give it a zero. So I'm just gonna to guess Bernice. Kendra grant you to the honors Close so like close is. Yeah family. Yes, in the family, I feel. It is Tamar Esteine Brexton. I was never going to get a steamed What a name. Wait, L that has a name though. Yes. Oh She might have to get she might be in the running for best Middle name Just say we go for the for this calendar or yeah, I think so. I think so too A steam also te. Keb is a cute is a cute acronym actually. It reminds me of the soda. I don't know if they did it like where you guys are, but like tab. Yes, I never as a kid, it was the biggest mystery. I was like, what are y'all drinking? Like that is so ominous. But all the teachers in my school like literally in the right hand, it was always a tab and left hand clipboard. So I was it was amazing. Amazing. They don't sell it anymore because there was nothing Oh becauseuse it was like our made out chemicals the actual can. Yeah. It was truly like cancer in a in a b. It was like a liquid It was a liquid urinal cake tad. That is exactly what it tasted like. It was an odd color too. So I was like h, I don't know. Like a muve You come? All right, so Tamar Asine Braxon I mean, my I didn't know who she was until The Braxon familyamily values show.f course, I'm sure Tony had siblings and I but they were backup well as we discussed sure. They were all involved as backup singers and writers and whatever, but no one knew they who they were really until Bs and familyily values. unless either of you new of them beforehand. I certainly did not fununny enough But like I'm a huge R and B fan. So like sisters had a project way back in the day and then Tammar had a solo album way back in the day. That's why like when she came out with her big album, like love and War I don't know how many years a decade or so ago. when she came out with that that's why she couldn't be because everyone was like, why is she not nominated for like best N new artists and it's like, well, becauseuse you put out an album likeike Th decades ago. we're not three, sorry you're not throw te me, I'm sorry. But she put out an album that long ago, so. But she was trying and then when Tony was trying and then Tony got it and she didn't it. You know, right? likeike right And now Dominic, I feel that this is the part of the broadcast where you and I have to do our dueling Tony Braackon impressions, which we love Okay ready Kendr Kendrick get ready, you're gonna really What are we going? Wh which what are we gonna to sing? Obviously, I'll brereak my heart. Okay loveove be. Okay. you ready here? we're gonna do the We're gonna do the verse or we're gonna start with the verse not chord. Y st H u This is a big deal Yeah. Someone to we this m Oh That's. Well, surprise listeners, that was actually an a capella performance of Tony Braxson and It wasn't Chris and I. We actually got it from For littleittle O me. look at this We just every time we talk about Tony Braackson, we just have to do we do that, we do our deling Tony Backson impressions and now we're done. And that's Oh my God I love it. I can't get to. Yeah. The thing that's funny is I use I loved Unbreak My heart. because it was a woman's song that was actually made for a base male singer. You know what I mean? O than the falsetto and un cry these tears. like everything else is a base belting. You know what I mean? So it's like actually sing a ball for like a man that has a lower voice as a singer Luther absolutely could attack what their saw. million percent. Oh ye one million people. Absolutely. Yes Well, here's where the psychology begins with Tamar was that I didn't know that the Braxtons were group singing group before Tony Braxton was Tony Braxton. And then I guess it was L Face records or maybe L.A. Reid who was like, we're going to sign Tony only The rest of you we're just going to put on pause So that right people LA read like ruining families, what a surprise. Well Yeah I mean, that right there has to stow. off course you want your sister to do well et cetera, et cetera. There's no way that doesn't that doesn't seow like a little bit of resentment from Very early on, probablyably with her and every all of the sisters, but Tamars gives star every time she talks. so. I wonder, do you know anything like about when they were kids? because I'm not like an avid watcher of Braxon familyily values. I feel like when all the kids were together because Tamar was the youngest I'm thinking that at Thanksgiving and stuff, people were like All the girls are talented Tamar's like Tamar's the one that's going to win the Oscar. That's what I bet happened at Thanksgiving in that that house. They said that Tony for the longest time would always tell people like peopleople know me because I'm the singer, but the best singer in our family is Tamar like easily. So I think they all kind of felt that I think they all felt like they kind of created a little monster because she was the youngest and they all just kind of like gave into whatever she says and you can definitely tell with the way Taymar acts a lot of the time. So It's been ongoing since birth. It's giving a little bit of gypsy, don't you think? It's like she wanted Tamar to be the star and then it was like, I could have been better than any of you. You know what I mean? Like there it's giving a little bit of that for me hearing what you're saying. Yeah. Yeah. it was when so like the whole thing was that like Tony became like the star. and then her mom was like, no, don't leave your sisters behind. So at that point They became like her background singers, But then one of the sisters, Traceacy got pregnant. and she had to stay behind in Baltimore. so it was Taymar Tatrina and Twander with a background sects for Tony. So like Tony's like, why I can't even have my own dream anymore. I'm just o I guess it's our dream.. The doap pop chicks as they call them. Well, and like not for nothing but Tony I mean, Unbreak My Heart is a humongously famous song. So like this Tony Braxton like nineteen ninety three album, what is it title And let's not forget you mean the world to me either. Like that ye Is that the name of that song? Like That was the one where I remember buying the single at Tower Records actually. It was that long a long years ago in the mid nineties. So good. And the other one is It's not from this album, but you ain't man enough for me. Yeah That was a huge That's a turn of that's a giant turn of the century dance floor h. likeike onecent So like she is like a huge I mean, Beyonce dressed up as this Tony Braxton album cover for Halloween. That's. Do see do you see what we're doing here? We're talking about Tony. Now imagine being Tam and off the No This is not T Marars add. This is what happens rightight This is what happens M. It is true. I really don't know anything about her being a singer until again, me not as a huge fan until I know that she's on Braackson familyily values and then on like other basically being a reality star Yep Before Braxon familyamily Values, which is her breakout for the mainstream world. She's busy. like while Tony is this megastar essentially Tamar and two of the other sisters are trying to make it as the Braxton's trio. I mean successfully, I mean, you'd have to use in quotes because the wiki is littered with like, you know, the number twenty four song on the billboard R and B chart for two weeks. but like stuff like that. So there, she's working and the Brx and sisters are working. She's writing some songs for Tony. She's touring with her sometimes. She's appearing his backup She's trying to do her own thing as well, but really one Everything explodes as in twenty eleven when Braackson familyily values. goes and then Tamar is This two year period of her life from like twenty eleven to maybe even like twenty fourteen or fifteen, let's give it like four years is She's nonstop like the list It almost doesn't seem true when you read the list of shit she did during those four years like she's taking over this flagship show. She's also on a spinoff. She also released what was Love and War, I don't know what else in her catalog qualifies as a hit, but Love and War was the hit as far as I know as like an outsider like that was the hit for I don't really know much else of her music, but is it good Oh yeah She's got to me, like the first three albums of hers were like straight bangers, likeike the one Lo and War and then the two that came after. all like fantastic additions to like the R and B you know, commuter and not commuter. you know what I mean? the world of Yeah kind of great contributions to it Man, I hate to say it, but unfortunately at that point, she became so kind of like oversaturated in a way. And in a way that like you don't even see with other celebrities because even like the celebrities now that are huge, they do still go away for a time because you know, they got to actually make the other album that they're going to do and like all this kind of stuff. And if they want to avoid TMZ or something, they can they just stay in the house for a little while But like her, she's on a reality show basically that's all year r because she was doing like that and then we'd see Tamar and Vince and then the Braxsons are back and then Tamar and Vince again. So it's reminding me of the Kardashians like OG the OG show keeping up with then it was like but then it was like Kim and Courtney take Miami. Th then it was Chloe and Courtney take or like Kim and Chloe take New York and then it was blahah blah And then it was Scott is mean and then it was like Chris is like beating them all and then like that you know what I mean? And it was like you never got off the ride And like we I was on it for a long time and then eventually I had to be like, I can't watch them do this anymore. Exactly. And it was like, you know, once it got like Chloe and Lamar having their own try, I was like, okay, I don't,, you know, we it's it's I got to pack it in. you know Exactly. And's different It's what I'm hearing and it sounds like I'm like oh, I get this. It's like everyone that was obsessed with her and then everyone was like, okay, we did it. Like Yeah all the literally because with her too like The way you have to do that is you have to be likeable all year round. being on a reality show. I don't know how often y'all know. I don't know how often that's going to happen. You're likeable all year round. So it got to the point where people like I will like a comment section. they're like, No, I'm like I'm sick of T bar. I don't want to more likable at all, Kendrick. Or likeable at all. From what you're doinging she's like an absolute menace like on the show. So I do. But famously I love a menace. No of course. mayaybe I'll play. Well yeah. yeah Y sir And then during this time as well, she becomes a co host on Fox's version or Fox or a syndicated version of the view called The Re where everyone in the cast is a woman of color. and it runs for I think three years. I was surprised when this show went off the air because it I guess the numbers couldn't have been there. It would still be on television, but it was really buzzy. and I did watch it several times and truly enjoyed it. bias, I know the people who were EPing the show for most of it, I'm good friends with. I'm not just saying this to kiss their ass. I was truly compelled by the show in a different way than I ever was by The talk for example.. I thought the real was just more lively for me. Yeah. ye. I think I think Tayar was on it for three years and then at that, you know, her getting fired was this huge like story that broke everywhere on the internet and all that kind stuff like W Williams like top line the next week and stuff But I think after that Like I think I remember something that said like maybe the next season thirty percent of the viewership left with Tamar because she' kind of the I mean, she I mean, she kind of gave it to those girls on a daily basis, but once you have that person, you take them out of there then it was just like happppy go lucky Koombay y'a all the time. and whoo the hell wants to see it that on daytime television? So Yeah And there weren't many ye, there weren't many great reviews about her from anybody when she left. Like supposedly it was very very difficult to manage her and wasn't liked by the co host, but that's really just noted way. It's like Yeah, sorry to that when that person is paying your bills, you got to like Put up with it or leave sometimes. I don't know. Yeah Yeah when the becausecause I don't give I don't give a shit. I'll still watch Meghgan McCain on the view if she came back be like What car accident am I going to be looking at today? Yeah of course, of course. I I feel like Tamar is definitely something that like Wendy would talk about all the time ight like F to I like just this is like that's what I'm like remembering is her always being like Tamar' doing this, Bah like a hot topics and stuff. likeike I yeah It's sad that she doesn't have the recognition for the best voice of the family And no in my household, she doesn does. Y. She should do verse one. It should be Tamar versus all the Braackon. A tr. She should do a se.s like just her versus them. wait was that my fix? No one used that ' of my putting it in my pocket Apparently Tamar is also given credit. I guess it came from Braxton Family Values for creating the saying get your life I guess I always attributed to Aziz on sorry, but that's a different. expression that's treat yourself, which I often misinterpret as get your life.. But I guess Tamar's the one that popularizize you get your life. And does not receive enough international acclaim for having done so on that show When you go to her Instagram, her bio, it's like Tay Mar Brson, then it's like six million followers by the way. Okay Okay. And then it says public figure Booked busy and blessed Star emoj. All Capitol. first Back person ever to win Big Brother unanimous winner in the United States. Yeah, thats true. And then just Fashiono. That's not fashionoma. So like that right there tells me exactly who she is in a way that makes me feel great and terrible at the same time She seems like she's a stunt queen. That's what she is You know what I mean? And like amongst other things, she's like that person that's like Oh, something has happened to me and like now I have to put it all over the internet and tell everyone, but like without actually telling anyone why I woke up in a pool of my own blood. She's one of the originals of that. She's one of the originals as far as doing that. She's also a big a big Twitter fighter as well. like a she's several dozen famouss Twitter. Someone should take a phone away from her, obviously. But she will fight with anyone apparently on Twitter and it's always It's her doing it. It's not It's not a relationship. Yeahike she's picking the fight with like somemer person. Yes. Yes Which like you gotta love it. I'm sorry to say, but like you gotta love it I do. Yeah, I know you do. Why Kendrick, why do you like her so much? Why tellell us why you like why is she a queen do want to stick a sheet She annoys me as much as like the next person. S. But God I don't it's just Whenever I see her like start up online about anything. I'm like, oh God, I'm about to have a full four eight hours of mess to look through every single time it's a full four eight hours. That whole twooth thing lasted about a month online. The whole like I don't know what was going on, but like they literally so much back and forth because she got in two with one of her like YouTuber friends and they were going back and forth because she kept saying like he was lying on her and she's like, no. But then it turns out like She was saying that the guy she was messing with was no, he's just in my music video and all this you know, it's that kind of stuff. So Tayar loves the pull of star. looves the pull of star And I like to watch one, so why not I mean this is the thing about Tamar, except for that thing with the waking up in the pool of blood And she's been through some serious shit. like there are accusations of domestic violence. She has like a colorful romantic history. She gets into a lot of fights I don't know why just as an observer There are celebrities who you worry about their wellbeing, and then there are those that you don't. I don't worry about Tamar's going She's going to be she's going to be fine. You matter like Alopecia Muppet face getting fired. Yeah whatever the f I'm I'm not ever worried about her the way I am about Any like story spelling, for example, ye like am worll Although she looks so good at that premiere last week. I think I'm done worrying about her.. She got it together. No, but Tamar is like, you know, she's she's not like letting life get her down. L she something happens. like she wakes up in a pool of her own blood. She isten she's a guy I got to tell every Like normally that would make someone that would make someone like would not want to tell every the whole world and be like, I'm embarrassed that this happened to me. L not her, not right? Like she's like I can't wait to show everyone the pool of blood that I was laying And this is not to say like she's done again, I don't want to make light of the fact that Tamar Estine has gone online When she gets emotional, she really does pick up her phone. and she is like talked about like On many occasions, people have thought she was unaliving herself based on shit that she has written on Twitter, like she'll wake up depressed or Have a bad night with a boyfriend or something And then is always like when she checks in with you after that, she's just like b She I had She's I'm wondering why you're addressing it so seriously. Yeah. She's like no I was time I was in a bad mood. What do you mean Literally it's the wildest thing because she'll on a whole like, you know when you get on like the stories and you see like those ity bitty dots up there like she go a whole like forty eighth slide my God. She go on a whole forty eighth slide like rant about something. L one is like, don't worry, y'all hate me. You'll never see me again And literally like three days later, she'll jump on like Instagram live like at a hook Yeah right No need She's all right guys. No need to The album's back on. I mean not like all she cancels a lot of shit that way as well. like projects and then rein restarted them after. Uh I think fix which is actually kind of like because she could there's so much that she can A lot of toos. You know what I mean? It really is like where Where do you put her? Because I saw her I'll say one thing about her I watched, you know, Nini Leaks head does a I don't know what the exact platform is, but she's got This talk show that she hosts one guest at a time. I don't know if it's like a red Table talkal situation. I've seen it on Instagram and Facebook only. and I think YouTube. and she had Tamar on as a guest Tamar is She's she's uncontrollable is what she is like she's truly like J just and you could even see Nini who like even for ye, even for Nini. She's really the pioneer of what someones supposed to be to establish a brand on reality television, like it started with Nini and Nini who will do or say anything, there's not a reunion. She's attended that she hasn't taken over. And you can almost see Nini looking off camera when Tammar gets up, starts touching the s like and losing. L Tammar just goes off book. I't she doesn't show up with a buook, but she just goes absolutely bonkers. And you can even see Ninie being like, girl, you must rain it in. You must what is this?? She's one of the people you tune into to like add to your lexicon every every time she's an interview, you never know what like what new like She's been hanging out with a gay person, you know, for like the past week. So you know, she's takaking some some slang or some lingo from him. She's throw her own spin on it. We're going to hear it. Now we're all obsessed with it. It's the Taymar pattern The whirlwind and we all get trapped in on Braxon family values and like the new one, like the Braxons or whatever, did they fight about how like Tony's the star and they're not. Oh yes. L they beat that to death like nine million times because that was I was going to start pitching something like that, but but right like that's you're like, I've heard this since twenty ten, right? It was a good like, you know, you always go off something else like, Ohh Trina's getting married. likeike, oh no, Wendy like you go off the there then you always come back to the and we're not the stars Tony is' the star and we're not. Okay God Your Northern star, yeah I watched a scene of them I don't know how recent it was, but Tamar's at the table with her sisters and she's been served A cease and desist by the sisters attorney. I think this was late last year and it was also around the time that Tamar I guess was being cused a fucking birdman who was slash is with Tony Raxson So Her husband is at this meeting of this dayable at this they're literally at a table. Tame are and all the sisters and she's producing an envelope. with the actual cease and desist that she receive All she's trying to do is ask the sisters Is this true? Did you send this se and this s Every one of them is coming up with some excuse of like, I haven't spoken to my lawyer in three months. Is my name on that? Does it say Tony Braxton? And she's just like Did you file the cease and desist? And Tony Braxon says, Tony Braxon doesn't answer questions like that. I'm like, you all filed it. No one is no one's owning up to it. Yeah because they're terrified of their sister. Yeah she'll like put them in a chokehold probably. Even when there's an entire TV crew. in the room, they're terrified of what she'll do Literally I think one person was like too like, so did you you send me this season this this? They're like, I don't even know your address. They're like, well, you don't need to know what to send. Could you believe that that was a topic of conversation? Even Tamar I was like, first of all, someone gave out my address, which is a breach of privacy. It's like anyone could Google your fucking address. it's not like you probably sweeted it out like for people who know where you live She probably was like, C to my house so you can fight me. It's one, two, three main at Main Street Boy boy. Okay U, I mean, I love people There's so much yeah, there is there's so much to do, but I don't It's like she can I don't know how to say this. I feel like she can do anything. but only for like a short period of time before she needs to go home She needs to be on like Hollywood like child hours. There should be someone on set with her. She can only do one one camera hour a day or whatever the rule is, but she needs to be under those not Hollywood child hours. The internet collectively has been trying to like teach her decorums for so long now. They literally like, Tay Mar, you don't have to respond to everything. She's like, She's like, I do. Yes, I do. I mean do. And she's also like gone through the circuit. Like she obviously won big brother as she screamed in her bio of her Instagram. She was on dancing with the stars You know what I mean? Like she's been on she's d G on that too. surprise like another surprise for me. I didn't I thought she just a sing I didn't know if she could dance too, but she was really good on that. Was she she had to leave She had to leave dancing with the stars because she had some sort of medical moment. She I which I think was pretty serious. I think she had like a pulmonary embolism, which that's terrible. Yeah and had to leave because of it H. A Tony has been on the mass singer. Tamar has not. We hate the Mass singer here because we think it's a stupid show. but it's like, I'm surprised she has never been on the Mass singer because that to me is the next Is that not the next thing for her to do is be on the mess singer? But like will that will that do anything Will that do anything for her brand No no matter. I kind of want hert, I mean I don't know who needs to hear. but like if y'all are casting for seeason four of House of Villains Give me Taym Mar Braxton. likeike I see her on there. Yeah. But I mean, like how does she feel about being identified as a villain? Would she self identify that way You know, if it's a way to put her in the spotlight, probably. Yeah. I think she thinks that'd be a way to get her like on traiters or something like that. So probably. I know I was thinking to pitch her to go on traiters, but I literally just pitched that. so I'm not going to do it. But like but she's already going to do that. Like she's going to be on House of Villains. likeike she's going to be on the traaders. like that why aren't they casting her as my thing, but like that's I think she's going to be terrible. I think she'd be terrible on traaditers to be horrible with you I think she can't out. I think she'd be terrible. Oh, guys You know what I'm forgetting is that allegedly Allegedly She's on that show with Hilaria Baldwin and Margaret and like the Chris Lies and all them. And this new it's like surreal life twenty twenty six is sure. Oh Let's just say that Allegedly a little Birdie told me that like there is a lot that goes on All right Fom what From everything I've learned about her in this episode, it tracks for I allegedly it tracks for a show that will come out in the future is what I'm going say Love that. I'll be toned D. Yeah party She's doing the like reality show circuit and like doing well, I think. L dancing with the stars is a humongous deal for any celebrity. reality star, you know her. Traders, I think was an interesting one because I think you're right. Normally when people go to their round table, if you're like overly defensive, that you c Yeah It clocks you with like O if they're like, all terrif of you Shely wakes up and defends him. so it's not like she's gonna Literally . trying to like look at The music I'm really looking at Yeahes, she's just, she plays herself. She's not an actor. Yes. Yes, correct. That's There's not no There's no triple threading happening here. She's No, no, no. A singer And she's Tay Mar Braackon. Like Th those are her two wheelhouses. She's been nominated for some Amy Grammys, which I did not know. So she is suck in there army she's never won, but she's snuck in there on more than one occasion M here I mean, a music b She's got some bops out there. She's got some bops. Yeah. I'll give it t her Also, excuse me, she did play the role of doctor Chhandra in the twenty twenty three lifetime TV film, A Mother's Intuition. So The Viva Fx rout studied under Strasbourg for that but not the Vivicaot Theivica Fox rout. I'll tell you. Viva was not available. Who, by the way, I don't know if you've been tuning in to see her ewing scenery. I'm young of the Restless, but it has been Oh really. might a mighty three weeks since she and Shamar Moore have returned. I have, yes. That was a headline that actually caught my attention. I was like, wait, who's coming back? She hasn't been on the show in twenty years and she just rolls up with a paternity bombshell within thirty seconds of being back Yeahep, deear God I will say you. Taymar does like she does this like little like bald headed thing. L she is so beautiful and like when she has just like a normal hair, like when she just has like normal long hair, it's cute. when she has like this pink like ammber roose black like kind of hair haircut thing going on. She looks way prettier than Amber Rose ever did with the like pink like barely their hair She' gorgeous She's got that hand shpe. She can do it. Yeah. pull it off. Like she really is gorgeous like no matter if she has hair or not. I don't know. I was actually just Googling to make sure that she didn't like have alopecia, but apparently she does not. She just shaved her head in twenty eighteen Piod. quote, citing a need for emotional liberation and a fresh st. S That Don't we all I think Her sister Twanda does have alopecia though, right? There is a ball of brack the ster for real. Okay. D That's the one at that table meeting about the cease and desist. She was like, I haven't used that lawyer for three years. I was like, girl, you are everyveryone of this tell liar is ling but d. You are. All Tony Braxton was so I'm gonna have to rewatch it when we stopp recording. Tony Braxton just kept looking at Tam Mar. She's like, noobody talks to Tony Braxton like that. I like first of all, when you third person, yourself, you lose me. For life usually, with some exceptions She just kept repeating it. I'm like, wow. It was like none of you are just just Just look at Tamar tear s for the love of God Anyway U This is tough. I need a minute. This is hard. This is hard. I This is This is a t Its one we It's Do you have you have one think so Do it? H Christian is unprecedented. This is uncedented. In an unprecedented move, our guest will be the first person to pitch I think this is a scenario where you know how a lot of celebrities will like crash out disappearing for a while and then suddenly they come back with that one light Jesus post where like someone's like dipping them in a lake for a bt shot. I think we've got to we've gott to witness Tayark getting baptized. I think of what has to happen. And once she come She goes away for like just like a month and then she comes back with her like she has to like H launch her soft era. So she's like, you know, o, I've just been, you know, in my own head thinking and all kind of stuff. She's got to deliver a banger of an album. And then we can like get her on slowly like we can do like traiters at some point where she like ully She has she has to be a traitor though. she's going to go there. She has to be a traitor because to get Oh yeah. We've got to get her in a turret because like that's where she's going shine on that show So we got to get her in a turret. We got to get that album out. We got to get her baptized. I think from there We have to hire a social media manager. She can no longer access the Instagram, the Twitter. Ga who is she Kr Kendrick, You're taking away her soul. How do you like what is she supposed to do? She can't scream at people on the internet whenever she wants. They gotta give her a dummy phone or something. Like rememember the little phones we had as kids All the buttons are different colors. Like give one of those, just let play with it for a while and Let the social media manager handle this. Let them do it Tamera Judge thou baptism. Finding Jesus. Yes, like Tamera at that pool at that weird like Howard Johnson. Yes. This is just backwards. Finding Jesus is funny, butone of to me, none of these things are gonna There it's just more of the same. E That's my verdicts on your. Like usually we wait and we're like, it has to blow me away. It' not. I need a cultural shift peran personal. Right I have want to attend as a guest. Y. Do you have something that's going culturally shift it? Yeah, I do This is mine. It's very strange, but here we go Tamar, Estine esteemed guest Rack True WellPes. why has she not made why has she not made an album called Esteemed That should be something anyway. M should Anyway. anyway This is what I want her to do. and I don't know why and but like you're like, oh, she has all these albums and all these great songs. I don't know that. Like me, the everyday person walking down the street that doesn't watch Bactson Family Values does not know this I know that her sister is a real singer and I know that she is a lunatic. You know what I mean? And so like, would catch my eye and get me dialed into her I want her. there are like So many people that talk about how toxic the music industry is and like the label like the music labels and how they like shelve people and they keep people in prison and they blah, blah. Like all this like horrible stuff that the music industry does to these big artists I want her Do like remember Jaguar Wright, the woman that was like talking about all all the artists it was like my lunatic. and we were like and she would say something so profound and then literally say the F word like nine million times you were like, okay. And then it was like And she was like, you believed her, but then you also thought she was crazy I want her to do like a Jaguar write esque like YouTube video or multiple YouTube videos where she talks about like her whole life and how Like Whoever it was L.A Reed, you said or like, Babyface, or whatever. like, becausecause it wasn't it L Face Re records I It was Babyface or whoever, like was like You're not in the group anymore. And like I want her to just like tell some interviewer that like, I want to hear like The whole story And like leave no stone unturned and no like No earth score unscorched where she just like takes people the fuck out And like all the rumors she's ever heard about people and just like go insane on the internet about it and then like with the current like piracy culture that we have on the internet. There will be people. There's a whole army of people waiting to like go flip over every single rock and find the proof of this. And I almost think that if she's like the leader of the like Times up on the music industry movement Th then it's like We're accepting her into like the higher levels I know that's a very strange pitch, but I feel that because she's so Dedicated is what I'll say. she will like stick with that and like be crazy about it on the internet and like not waiver You know how like when you've had like a like a full night of drinking and then the next day don't thing you can do is like have another like cocktail or something to like that feels like you want her to go like, you want her to go from like stop playing at eighty five percent and go full Tammar. You want one hundred percent one hundred percent onene billioncent. Yes. That might be the only way to reset it like And gu had to snap his fingers to rid of half of us in order for it to happen. So. I feel that she could she could really do something And it's like waiting to happen. Like we've said it a million times in the show. like the music industry is going to have its own reckoning like Weinstein did and Bob Ba and like She could be one of the people that like is the tipping point And that's my catch Thank you I like it. It put her in a power suit, a bob a nice little power bob A power bob power suit and like with no shirt underneath just the blazer and then like continues likeaz up in the sky and then she's like ready to go. Yeah likeike that I and that is your pitch. That's my pitch I think I think she needs to go away for. I mean, I don't know where where she's been currently. I mean, other than these the fights from Q four of last year with the sisters with the cease and desist I think she needs to go away for six months and I don't know what else to do with her except I think she needs to rebrand herself of the Braxton name. I think she needs to disappear for six months Come back. and start unpromoted one off concerts in small jazz clubs and cities under the new name Estine. go by her middle name only. And she just starts off with these bluesy like if she was the best singer then that's all she should be for for a minute. You know what I mean? since that's gotten lost. in all of this and even the person that the world is dubbed the best singer has said that Tamar is the best singer. Let her just do wipe the socials completely disappear comeback as esteemed, you have to be very stylized. She could still keep her personality like in the shows, but it should be It should be ballad heavy and something that builds on social media. You know, the show should be It doesn't matter if they're unannced No one's going to know she is if she's a scen anyway, but she should start like guessing at other people's concerts and then play the blue note like Lizzo just did in New York and Be a singer, like let's just strip everything down. Date anybody. Raise your kid or kids. She's got two kids I think or just one, I think. A one with vents Raise your son, stay off social media entirely. Just have your Instagram be like these clips of this What is Tamar doing? I mean, Estine, what is she doing? She's no longer a Rraxon. She shouldn't even tell the sisters about it. they obviously don't Yeah. They should find out when we do. Not the cas and. Yeah And that's it. I'm just just get back to your roots as it were, all puns intended since she could either shave her head or not for this if she got Okay. G back go back to the roots or not. And that's my pet. She she should just be a singer and may be discovered that way So you wanted to back like kind of close to zero percent Chris wants to go kind of closer to a hundred double. Double truly truly. Yeah. ye. truly Yeah W She should be the a she should be who we would have met LA Reed chose Tamar instead of Tony. and Tony again, still has a list of problems, you know, and scandals like a dead Sa Sroll. However, no one No one's thinking Tony Braxson is unhinged. Tony Braackson does not fight for attention. She's just Tonie Backx because she's the voice of the family Tiny ment child And then you have Tamar who We suspect has a better voice, but she now just needs to As Estineine. neverever has a mill. I mean, she is the front runner for middle name one hundred a million percent. She's the only one on the list right now. She's the only one on the list right now. There's no one else that's really Shotting me like that, you know el me. running unopposed. It will be it could be the highlet over year wait really like see moreress sl. my All right, Kendrick, you must pick which one of these pitches you think she should do O, okay Both Very sound I like the logic behind both of them kind of feel like with someone like Tayar You've got to get the energy bar tapped out. before she can go back down to kind of reset it like on a video game. So I think I think Chris's approach might be the only one that might work for Tammar. I think I think that we got to kind of get her We got to max around. She can't say She can't sayay on Twitter. She can't stay on Twitter and just be and just be eam. She can't, right? It's She can't do it. I don't think she can. I would love I would love to root for her and think she can, but I do want to be realistic as well I think we got to go with Chriss approach I think we got to max out He says two hundred percent. Let's go to two hundred percent and I think naturally she'll fall back down. So yeah And then maybe sing a song and then maybe get I'll go here. I'll be here at the blue note waiting for her wes' idea actually. There we go. R turnurns her near to death. Yeah. When she goes, she needs to tackle Whitney Houston cover. She needs to prove she can sing, do a why song and then let the people know because I know you can't T more. I know that voice. I know it No can. Could she do? My name is not Susan, but change Susan to Tony as just one fin Why the hell not? Why the hell not Beautiful win Chropher. Congratulations. Thank you saving Tammar Baxon from herself Or pushing her over the edge or pushing to pusing her to ne to absolute ruin. Yeah, maybe. To her le. Yes. Now to another pool of blood. She bounces right back. E from the pool of blood, she bounced right back. So it is true With four new teeth in their mouth. So there we go. And like what happened? Do you think she just fell it? you think she got drunk and fell on her stairs And then she was like I woke up at. Do you know what I mean? That's what I think. L hit something like the side of a tub or something like it had have been something hard. So. And last place I go when that happens to me is Instagram? Absolutely not. Yeah Wh That's when I quote unquote, have COVID and just do no content. with everybody for. I've woken up. Kndrick, thank you for being here again Of course. than you for having me. Tell everyone where they can find your podcasts and where what you what you're up to over there Of course, you can find me anywhere you listen to podcasts, Apple, Sotify, Google, IiHart, all the places. I am the I cannot with Kendrick Tucker podcast. That's I K EN not with Kendrick Tucker Follow me on Instagram and Threads. I'm really active on threads. I'm active in the Instagram stories, notot so much on the feed, but that's okay. come follow me anyway on both It's at with Kendrick Tucker. Thank you guys for having me T talk about theane. A Gomet So I'm where can people find you I gotta get on threads more. I read threads all the time and I don't participate enough in it. I mostly speill ph. laughing and screaming like as I'm reading everyone It's just It's a different kind of rage bait than Twitter. I can't explain it. It's just, it's a very polished It's like Twitter was an ascot for me, essentially is whats is. L the arguments are bitchier but more concise and Lver on both sides. It's actually weird. You know how Christopher thinks well don't Christopher thinks almost everyone on the internet is a bot. When I'm on threads unless I know the person's name. I do think everyone on threads is a bot because the fight they're not even they're not even a like Victorian duels It's not even like a bop, but everyone's thing is like, am I the in the wrong? Like I was on a plane and then this seat got taken and blah blah, And it's just like, everyone's like, this isn' a real story you did this to try to get people to like comment But And it's literally like just to a ridiculous degree what the rage rate is. It was just like I saw a gay man in Starbucks today. so I went outside and drove my car into the front window. I thought I was right to do so. It's like shit like that feels like that. And you're like, why are you posting this here? Right. And then everyone answers them seriously and even up to my I'm like This isn't real. L they're just trying to make And like this didn't happen. L it just didn't happen They love an unpopular opinion an unpopular opinion over there too. Unpopular opinion. I love to watch reality TV. and it's like you and everyone fucking else on this app. what we talking It' so crazy Yeah Yeah Well I can be found on threads, although I'm not very active on it. but I am active on Instagram at Dominic Pupa. My website is at domitary. com. I have several pride shows, tickets are on sale now. You can go to my Instagam, my link triree or all that And I'll be doing a residency at Red Room in a provrovinceetown this summer. So if you're up there in July I'm shake a tit with this bitch. Let's do this. Christopher Where can the listeners of our podcast find on the worldor Wi web You can find me at the Christaosa, you can find the show at Fixing Famous People, and you can find the Patreon at patreon dot com slash fixing Famous People. I wish you both well and as always, where', Shelley. goodbye