Billionaires and the wealth gap

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Now let's go, suck some blood. Number one with a blood bullet We're talking about M Obsession and how scared I am of it Right. They said, you haven't seen it. I go no And then the lead girl Oh, are you too scared? I said, ye And the guy goes, My grandma saw it and she onlyn sees like the sheep detective. I goes. Well, that's too scary for me. I said, I didn't know the sheep talk. they didn't tell me that. That was good as shit. Oh, we can laugh so hard at that one. If I go down regular and have to tell someone, Hey, could you put your phone away that The idea I have to tell them just during the movie would make me so mad that I couldn't get back into the movie, but the hat worked Paul, could Paula go take care of business? It was Paula actually with the was. Oh, she s that far away from you? Yeah, she likes to be a little closer and she took some selfies. She likes to stare straight up And the horse and buggy people went crazy when cars came in Take you know out that business. It's bomming. Yeah, I was surprised when I first met at your house. you have a really cool horse and bug out front. I go, David, it's twenty twenty six. thought they were coming back but it's going the other way. You're like, Hey buddy. Hey buddy P Check do. Yeah, that's about six. You got about a six. You want me to go higher Greg Dane is in work mode. He's like, S. Most of what we do is technical here So Greg, is it okay No comedy Okay, welcome to Tch talkalk This is good. We got through that It's kind of cool. Look at my bars in the frame now Well, that's kind of cool. I always fidgeget with a mic. Your bar's all right. looks like a little T say Well, that's kind of cool. It It's not cool at all. It's not cool And it's not uncool. It's my bars in the frame. Why do you have to put a thing on it?' the guy in track and field It rolls over the bar in the hydje That mean the original Fosberury, Dick Fosberury, nineteen sixty eight, Olympic gold champion, the first guy to ever go backwards as opposed to straddle a lot of just stradle like roll over it with they would all straddle go up left foot, Yeah, like crawl over and he just went like this Hsbury flopp Fuzz very flat. thought I was going You know I thought I would trick you, but you don't think I know about sports, but I know the New York Knicks are in the World Series U there versus the guy. The greatest nickname for basketball player in history is the alien So Wimbbleay is the Wimbleay. Wimby him too So he His skills set is so extreme, they nicknameed him the alien It's going be interesting. By the way, when we find out aliens are some people are hybrid people He's number one of He looks like the guys that are in the Miami mall incident Something things S. The Miami Mld rumor incident Heatherers like two years later, they're like, we have found footage I know I was forate It was a great line. hereere get, here get this What did she say ry N not that of much applause. What you said that made Heather laugh so hard Oh she just lauaps it out when it bs She's like, you believe that fucking shit? Well, I saw videos of people running What would you be running from other than alier? Where would you be running from? Aliens with guns You're in love with the idea that there's al alien you are. They're not scared. I'm going to disclose your day. I got my tickets and I don't almost want to go because I'm so scared Go where the movies Oh to see Spielberg's movie about Aliens Oh. Um That's gonna be nothing. You're gonna be scared. Well, not like like a little baby, crying crying like a little baby in the baby crib. in the crib, maybe because I'm scared it'll be too real But I will say and she talks like one of those praying mananosillians I'm like, noope Makes me nervous. Yeahah Signs made me scared. Signs was very cool with Mel Gibson and Jaquin Sen it many times swing away Sing away. Wing away man. Dude, did you who could cry harder than when he saw his wife? That was Shadow out ofa way, whatever that director. H night Shamalamaingong night Shamalama ding Dong dingadong. you have to out of two dinga ding Dong. Yeah, whoever wrote that in a script. Yeah, there's an auto accident. Half her bodyies here, Hal her bododyies there. Have her husband say hello before we disconnect her. She's sickeningly pinned against a tree C when they pull the car out She will expire So they're talking to her before they pull like. It's so rough, dude. priest. It's all rough. Anyway signs, Joaquin is great And this one, how about the two Biggest movies are obsession. You've never heard of it. I know all about Broom. B You know nothing. Backroom. It's about our backroom area inside of Takaria in North Hollywood and it's called the backroom Takora, is that real Well I just made that up. if you say if you say it's real, it's real. I mean Own your opinions, donon't be afraid to No more K mind, we got to fight back. So sorry. What's? So I I was with Dan Levy, this writer guy Oh yeah, not him, not from Sitzkreek. And this is his whole life Fortunately's a great writer But you have to say Dan Levy and then goes, Oh, he's great. And I go I know they don't talk about him. I go, o, it's not that Dan Lvy. I go, There's a Dan Levy that writes Goldbergs for seven years and they go, Ohh, it's him. I go, It's not him. There's another one that writes obituaries or the pennys saver. No. I said it is the guy from the Goldbergs and he's a good writer and a buddy of mine. So we go to dinner last night And he's obsessed with obsession. He saw the movie Okay He saw back room. So he's literally obsessed with the title of the movie. Yes. And he's got a kid Abe who's like thirteen and he wants to make Th of movies, right? Which yeah is almost feasible because they're both about three million Totally. So what else costed about three million res? It's not on Payer view soon. When? What are you waiting for U I'm trying to show her making deals yeah You guys you guys behind the scene shenanigans. All right. I understand. No we have to do like Apple TV. You have to find places where they I don't think it's an Apple TV. Well, I think it's just somewhere where you search and go, whereere's this fucking thing? And then they go, Oh, it's over here on this and pay unlesss some hundred dollars, whatever we decided to five thousand dollars Well, initially it's like forty dollars, you know? It is. Well, no, that's when it comes really fast. Now it's like out of the theater. It's when it's just barely out of the theatater like a week later they go two ninety five. You pay a lot for the experience of seeing it sooner Okay, so Dan Levy, your friend, not Dan Levy, these other writers. Not Dan Levy What was the hot take on that little dinner? What do we? Hot take was We're talking about M obsession and how scared I am of it Right? He goes, I think this kid that just walked in, this dude was an obsession And I go, you're really obsess about And then he goes, There's another kid. You don't turn around, there's another kid There's another one. So three of the casts come in to eat Are you kidding me? What's the name of this restaurant? It's called Ki. No, it was It wasn't Koi for once in my life. It wasn't Koi. No. traitor No so yeah, it was Trader Joe's. No it was It was So anyway, so he goes, I got to go over and take a picture. I go, No, you know, you can't Go say hi. I think they're young. they don't give a shit say. Oh they would love it if they're brand new famous. I saw the movie with my kid, he loves it blah blah Yeah, yeah So they go. And he goes, Well, you come over with me. I go, no, just say My buddy over there was too scared to see it So he goes over there, blah blah, blah points over, I way vote So then he comes back. He goes, they were very nice He goes go back and say bye when we leave Now they don't need that Well they they were like, oh, it's that guy. No, it's just, well, I mean, okay, I got youa. So I said, I'll say hi, whatever be and just say good job. So I went over, congratulated them all very nice And we're all very excited And oh, and then I said they said, you haven't seen it. I go no And then the leadave girl in the movie said, Oh, are you too scared? I said, ye And the guy goes, my grandma saw it and she onlyn sees like the sheep detective Io Well, that's too scary for me. I said, I didn't know the sheep talk. They didn't tell me that. That would scare the shit out of them Oh, we fucking laugh so hard at that one. And then u So you're less ri in October. No, I took off. We gave it. forty to. Fty five seconds. didid they say, David Spade, man Love T Tommy Gun. Tommy Boy. I love Tommy Gun. I know Tommy boy I love bench stoppers Hey, I love that thing you do with Dana Garney the the wall near some flies. I love that show. They my you know what? I get sort of a AI recognition of doooo d like Robo Cop looks at me and they go I know you from something. They don't know No no, you're way past that. You're in a you're in a fame thing that's a whole other Because I walked behind you when we played Indianapolis in the hotel atrium. I thought I've done a couple things. I'm a little older, but so I'm walking And man, you just got Davids f.' like. Dee de anyyway so that was our big obsession and I might have to see it now because when I I said, okay, I think I'll try to see it now If I met these people, I go, all right, I I know this is just So that willll help you not be afraid because they're like friends on the screen. Is it a pop out scary movie or is it a creepy scary movie? I think Gory is scarier and weirder and more disturbing. Yeah. I think this is more of a clelever Twist, the girl Indy, I think her name is she is the lead She is with a friends or the guy, I think And he's in friend jail R. And I love little hooks, like he gets a magic wish or something and says I want't herur to love me more Anyone Oh that. Okaykay. Yeah it's too And I don't track too much. You know, I just wonder when you watch the u box office Mojo and you see that A low budget thing made by a nineteen year old kid is number one. you. And then you're the executive producer of the Magdalorian with the Babiota. What the fuck is going on? I want answers. We paid six hundred million with advertising end budget This little bitch comes in with two hundred grand and he's out doing us. I want answers, people. I will tell you my theory about this and it's a theory that people are scared to hear in the mandalor prepare Baby Yoda It's been a while since they filmed the series. twow problems. O but just thought it was a TV show because it was a TV show Why make it a move? And number two, the real problem Baby Ooda was so cute, but now he's older And he's like nine. And it's not cute anymore. Ween, in the movie, baby Yoda iss not a baby I mean he is, but he looks older and it's not Well, you don't,'s it's like the Fred Flintstone or something. but they stay frozen in time. Once you have a baby yoda it can't, you know know, But Danet in my head he's old and it's not cute anymore He's so should be watch Foreory was like baby Oda. is no try only do. Yeah. Now in this movie he's got a little gve things coming out of his green head and he's like Is no tr onlyind you man. do Yeah hees Yeah And he's like, hey, and he's throwing tantrums and they can't get the mission done because he's screaming and crying and pooping Oh he's in like the terrible sevens or Really they change the diver. I mean, I bought a ticket on to go this Saturday, but I don't know. So it It only did bad because it's a Disney big It's a Star Wars movie. Otherwise it did fine, but they usually do a billion. O any other movie, it's already over one hundred million people would be chizzing, They're like, complete total failure. And anyone else would love that much. L backrooms and obsession are connect with that And they're like a miracle, you know, So Well, I'll just say this, I saw pressure. Oh, you did. Oh great. I want to boy B. I went to the theater. I'm going to go to see it in theatater And it's fantastic. He's been he's fantastic just a great it's just a great movie and he is great in it and the whole cast. So it's just like a really watchable cool Uh, And so I like to sit in the back. It's stadium seating, but the screen's really big. So I'm like, Ohh wow, no one's around me. This is cool. You love that. So there's a guy by himself, two rows in front of me Holy shit starts bringing that phone up bright Oh right During the film taking a selfie. I see him typing on the stuff.'s he's texting. It's a bright light. He'll break it down a little bit whoa, right is the planes are crashing. So what I did was I had a hat I took it and I had to hold my hat in a certain position to block out the light of his thing Here's the reason why If I go down regular and have to tell someone, Hey, could you put your phone away that I the idea I have to tell them just during the movie would make me so mad that I couldn't get back into the movie, but the hat worked Paula go take care of business It was Paula actually with the it was't Oh, she sits that far away from you. Yeah, she likes to be a little closer and she took some selfies. She likes to stare straight up R you know, let's tell the people the dirty little behind the scenes secrets of our show is When we do a movie, like Brendon Frasier and Big movie star, sometimes they will sneak us the movie on our laptop to watch. Yeah now We like Brandon. He's been on the before and I was intrigued by this movie, as were you We could not for the L L us, whatever figure it out. And I did different passwords and I was a suggested password And I blocked off two hours, couldn't do it next day Heather tries to work on it. we all work on. They go, We'll send you new one. Oh, this isn't working. Oh Are you inside Wiifi? Are you in a data center? so Basically a million problems never soought They I know. I tried to wee threeree hours in they asked for my bank account number and access and how to get into my bank accounts And then I got a little suspicious like why would they need that for me just to see a screener? And then they said, can we find out what David Spade, you know, could we get his bank account Rers I did give yours, which I shouldn't have. No, I gave Bitcoin and it got me to the next level, but I was like, When's the movie play They said, you can pay in Bitcoin. I go, what am I pay? I thought this was free and they're like, that's what you thought.. I was waiting so long with the Muse act to get to the next level to download the film that actually made, you know, I have my little puppets. I made puppets of Brendon Frasier and other actors in the movie and was acting out what I thought the movie would be like. Oh that actually was very entertained Well, when I got in, they said, can you we always do. we always do this. But when I got in, it said these show these pictures so you're not a robot. which one's a motorcycle? And then the next one is like Pick the conundrum. I'm like, well, these are getting harder. I don't know. You get the motorcycle one too. it's like. I'm getting a motorcycle, motorcycle, motorcycle and they go, no, not have motorcycles. And it's like barely a tiny part of handle It's not a motorcycle. What do you think? They go, no, what do you think Beuse you're by me wr Are you a robot No Well, let's test that theory and they go one after the other right And finally it's like they go David spade. Pick out David Spade in the Tk Tac tooe square. I see him there. I see him there and And I go, that's it. And they go, no Part of his hair in the back is flipping out in the corner. I go, You fuckers. You just got part of his big stupid hat This Father's Day, do more with Dad and spend less with low prices guaranteed at the Home Depot. Get him fired up with a new grill and accessories, like the next grill five burner for just do two hundred ninety nine dollars, so you can spend more time together while he becomes the grill master he was always meant to be, or build memories with savings on top brand power tools so you can tackle projects side by side Gif more and do more together this Father's Day with help from the Home Depot Eclludus you tollying Hkeeper. com slash press match for details. All right, you know about powerire energyree Yeah Fireook keepeping your energy up. Staying locked in is a must. Yep But your daily caffeine just got a massive flavor upgrade. 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This shirt is cool. no one's talking about it I kind of work three days I like I sort of I would love to get a white t shirt. It's hard to get them. People say, you know He always wears black. but I would love to get white. Where do I get them No, you can't get white. Where do you get white? Where do you get a white t shirt? I like when people go, you can get them anywhere and I go anywhere and they're like no It's eleven no Go to your precious gap But they don't have white Go to James Purse No I don know. They don't they can can't get a purse there They have good white ones are' very thin. Well, what I was gonna to ask Heather, we might as well do it live on air. Let's do Amazon because this people don't know the inside baseball. what comedians need is a lightweight jacket. that just a lightweight thing. Now some of you can wear a sport coat, this and that, just kind of so so you're not just If you're going into a gig you have a little bit of warmth if the rooms com a plane, a little bit of from the freez. And you have one hundred and fifty lightweight cool jacks. I a lot of coats I left my jean jacket. It was the only jacket It was at my house. Yeah. And I've seen the pictures, the paps took I know you're wearing it around town That's all right. You do that, but I was gonna to ask Heather, where do you get your lightweight jackets God, I get a lot of them we can figure always not exactly perfect. So when I go on the road, Oh Zara Sor am manen She's a woman's story. Text me. I won't remember that dont how to shit out of you Also, zips up the side I like because when I travel, everything falls out. It's like code is like the purse So everything falls out. I don't mind a little here where I put all In there And you know, your ticket, your boarding pass over here All the travel, but I will never travel with just like a t shirt. It gets so eing, freezing and to bore the shit out of you even more When I went to Chicago for gigs this weekend Yeah. that one's stick Well for a puffy jacket it's really light. Yeah, you have one size fits. You're just like a puffer. That's your coat. Well, kind of like Sam Elliot Yeah, but you couldn't wear it on stage. I don't know. but it too much out So I go to Chicago, I'm doing a couple of gigs. our airport news which this show always turns into I won't bore you with the details. But here's the boring details. When I land in Chicago It's already an hour to the airport on this end, an hour away Whenver fine. I love my craft Yes. I'm excited for the show, but it's a little bit of a slog So I get there and this is the first time I've been picked up and they go, great be about hour and a half at the hotel. I go An hour and a half. What airport are you flying into? Oh in a And where's the gig down in Illlandois? I'm just going into a hotel in Chicago Why would it take it h and half traffic Be traffic is that bad and it's not even Friday It is a bad time of day. Not to be confused with a bad time of the month But it's a bad time of the day. and I Yes. Yes, you do. Yes. I didn't I didn't get it either So this guy slogs us. We have to reroute and just go straight to dinner because it's getting so late. when you're cooped up with This the show that night? No, I would never. N. We fly the day before. Yeah So now you're dying in the vine and then we decide to walk the hotel from dinner to burn off our fat freezing weren't ready The stuff you put up with to bring your to bring your art art and your joy to the people The only thing I'll call it is art There's no other word The next time you do a flight to a gig and it's a thirteen hour travel, day, call me You walk me through it No, I'm kidding. What does that mean I'm holding. I'm seriously, I' been just calling because the idea is that I have a thirteen hour travel day that I did. I don't think you do it Heep talking You'll give me tips? A a thirteen hour travel day. I drove from the to LA That's right. That's right. Yeah, I think that was on the last week's podcast. You're not a complainer, but I am so I will act I can get cranky. I get but I kind of I always say to myself when I'm in really rough air and just please be seated and whatever and drenched in sweat and the hotel's three hours away. I always go, what am I doing here? I myym I go, what am I doing here? And then I go, well, you're earning money. Yeah, this is a job It's a job. When I'm up there, it looks breezy. And when you're grinding, I will only really complain about the pain if it hurts my neck. O than that, it's all boring, for, sure. But we land in Chicago And it's like we park and everyone starts to stand up, they go, no, we don't have a parking sp We're in middle of So just hang, hang, tight. Stain at one solid hour of hanging tight. And it's already over, which is infuriated because you're like, well what are we doing Hurry up and wait. That's it. Jerry Seinfeld, I think stand upp is about waiting Hurry up and wait his movies that they always say. I probably can't describe this, but the last time Paul and I flew to Chicago, there was a one in a century windstorm dust. It was no, I'm serious. you could look it up. It's like a year ago or I don't know. It was just just a ten mile high dust thing that was enveloping the city. We were the one of the last planes in. you could bear everything was like, you couldn't even see the city. was We're coming in in heavy everyies, please be se, don't want to flight attend We got we got road stories, man. People going, what you guys talk about? You're in the scene from the mummy And All right, we can get to Oh here's some stories. Oh yeah, the Nicks. I'm worried about the Ns. because it would be really fun to see them win There was just a soccer match where they burn the city to the ground when they won. I thought they lost And I'm scared of New York winning because they get so excited There's always someone that goes, My excitement equals And so you go, well, what about just Good old fashion. pop the champagne Yeah, why not go? Hoay. Horay is great. Horay. You know what? I'm so glad the Nicks won. I think we should light some cars on fire. I know. Wh don't why light it Uh I know. I don't know why. We will see. I do I like San Antonio, they're great, but The next would be I like when they go Do They are due. giveive him something fun. Then N the spurs during the regular season. What you're watching is the reality show, right? So the reality show on the Spur side, the team is like the youngest team that's ever been in the NBA finals. These guys are right out of high school. twenty two is the senior vet. Listen up everybody. And they have they have Harrison Barnes. He's the old man Um And basically you're watching a team gain confidence in real time You know So we don't really know what's going to happen and that Well, we don't know because we are first game is tonight. so this will be after the second game and I'm sure we'll know more after two games You probably know who won two games Well, yeah, Jaylen Brunson is quite a He's a monster. Well because they always say's the shortest guy the smallest guy in the court at six two or something But he'll get to ten feet or five feet away. He goes around people and then he just swishes these things. But then if the aliens' in there at seven six with an eight foot wingspan Jayalen's going to have to aim at the top of the sation Here's the guy about to shoot gets the ball thrown him as he's dipping down his shoute. here comes H's the hand. H comes the There's the net. He literally has to throw it straight up That's what I used to do. It's horrible straight up to get over the alien into the into the thing. So anyway. I like I like I'm not really rooting like in a personal way ' I'm Golden State wararriors. But I like both teams. Be interesting We're having an election, but it's probably going to be it will be over. They'll be down in the last two And Looks like Spencer Pratt and Kn Bass are going to be as of of this r out of Press time att press time are going to be in a runoff. That's u till November And two very different thinkers. And if it's those two, it would be kind of a race because In LA, if people you didn't know this forone' you at home they don't understand it. What I didn't know is when they do a prereliminary voting It's the top two candidates. It doesn't have. I always thought it was Republican versus Democrat. Yes, the top of each one But yeah, it's whatever the top two voters are. So if the top two votes are for two Democrats or two Republicans, those two move on. So it's really just already almost one. it's just between differentnce. So this will be for the first time in a while that will be old school boxing match Well, it is, I mean, in the history of California the last generation or so, it the idea that there's sort of maybe a possible race going to happen, you know, I mean, it's usually not ose The Democrats will use the win byy vout. thirty percent, forty percent, usually. So same thing with governor. I think it's going to be interesting for the next Steve Steve Hton from Great Britain. I came over to bec I appreciate any vote, even if it's not for me This state is at a state of disaster and I know how to fix it. fears more No, no, that was a little Michael Caine. Pierce Bog is like, where happen was Morgan? Is someone laying down Hanningham to you? Is Paula down there? No, there' put I keep it nearby. Unmanned show David, is this your idea of a good show? He's always so fucy critical When you talk about flights that are difficult, do you think people enjoy that? I mean, do you think that's an amusing stories to tell? we do it a lot, so I think maybe you're right that we should sort of trim that Take hisy I listen to what he says Well, I got to get a shorter stick so he can get up in your gro. He really, he gets too kind of confrontational with me. I don't like him that way Maybe there's something wrong with me. Why do I have this puppet? I didn't know they're so little. I guess you you push them up to the camera. They're funny Hang on. onene man band ing ching, ching Don't let the things fallter your ear. Oh my gosh. Heather, look at this. The church lady How long did that take? your horse to make. Hang, I'm going to Yes as the baby Yeah, do you have a glue stick? These are questions from the audience. These are made by a friend of mine, Mark Hershaan, who just I know Hers. It was surprisingly difficult You have to get the right size of the person. Some are giant It's just a huge. Do you want to pick three randoms and do buzzing around U Yeah, I have an idea for buzzying around. Okay. And I'll let you get situated I introduce it Okay, here we go. Okay, takeake your time Mhm. Ladies and gentlemen, I wish we had a drum roll. Time for buzzing around your favorite thing in the world sponsored by five of our Energies Firew Freeze the flavor Ignite your taste buds with a red white and blue freezer pop Classic, reimagined as a delicious firework freeze five our energy shot. Why is that hard for me to say Find firework freeze shots online at f ennergy. com For Amazon today. Okaykay. now Dana is going to seide brought Pierce Morgan. I'm going to do it Pierce. I like him, okay Okay, he's going do a scenario. a scenario when and different characters will come into this scenario. Three minimum Max is no max. Max thirty seven. Max Um Welcome to the Perce Morgan S show. I have an array of guests here to talk about the situation I ran in the Strait of Hamuz. it's getting serious. Okay I know Should I do that? or I don't know. Here's my first guest, who y' all know him? Arnold former governor, movie star, Arold Schulchenneegger. Arnold? What do you have to say? Yeah But everybody has a gu dial. All right, that's well put. It's Woody man's opinion What do let me do without that? What you Allen, what do you have to say? You should because you nobody No you should do All right, that's very good. Now Bill Clindon, what do you have to say He well, I was years old time say Oh, very good. President Barack Obama. No, no, no, no, no Don't Adam Sandler, the famous movie star and comedian and Adam Sandler, what do you have to say? David I saw by soul Ao Hasa And of course President Trump. Because you're got get day . No one's really saying anything You think? No. I think I kind of understand. Jimmy, Jimmy Fallon, what do you have to say? This is crazy m George W. Bush, what do you have to say? Well B Beny b Bab Yeah U And David Spade, what do you have to say U I was at the airport. I think the only thing you talk about too many airport stores. I know. So embarrass And Mike Tyson, finally, what do you ask? this feels like a closer Yeah. I don't know what are you gonna to do about it Oh what do you mean? What am I taking a dump Po. Well, what you mean? What are you going to do about? L what should I do about it? or what am I going to do? Good question. just you know, what are you going to do about? That's what I say. I say, what are you going do about? Arnold, Yeah what you can do about it? What Yeah, what you can do about it? Clinton what are you going to do about it? You can do about it Jimmy found, Hey what you could do about Love it. What are you gonna do about that And see Rud different one. This has been buzzing around. I guess that was I don't know That wasn't Myise my premise was to do the impressions so that everyone was just a sound. But you' do that little bobbly, you know This was Bz aroundound, whatever that was was Buzzing aroundound sponsored by F Energy's firework Freeze Flavor The iconic red, white blue freezer pop flavor you crave with none of the sugar Spark a tasty flavor sensation with firework freeze. fiveive hour energy shots available Online at Five Energy. C on Amazon today Good job All right, let's go to some news stories. You did a really That was incredible. you were. It worked. People know they're Well, this is about AI I love it. favorite your favorite sh Mhm M Exple of the world where The world can benefit incredibly genly coming on zero center like this And the L community can comeiss thried with the decision. We know how complex of a project is We get you. We have the c and data centers in the world ism I'll come back to this, but we can make this a great example for the future, but This this is a huge bet and this is something that is not not an easy What is he talking about? Hopefully someday we'll all read about some or something AI is done for society It's easy to throw around these numbers. One gigawatt. I can. It's a lot of gigawatts. That's one gawatt of billions of dollars billions of dollars. to conceptualize that too. And it's easy to look out at this right now and say, okay, you know, looks like another construction. like does. Sounds like a lot of money G this much I can do for the world. kindind of sounds like o it's a big number. I've heard I still don't I have a question for him. between to the site where millions of small businesses without employees they. It is veryact says the billionaires a model for how I don't know. I mutually benefit each other. I I think I understand something about how it's no sale it takes to like Why does he seem nervous and hesitant? He's trying to spin it like it's so great. benefit What a farm then like this have a farm machine be thrilled Okay,. We know how complex. Well, he's not being specific. He's sort of just generally, if you're in the Midwest, that's an oven, you know, these people do not want you there I would imagine Because they're sort of like taking over farms, take nor Well, look, here's the question. I like specifics. likeike where is he How much open land? Wh is it? How far is it away from the town center? Is it to admit any pollution or is it a matter of they bring in hydraulic natural gas that they can kind of in right at the site power it. But the idea is as follows, is that We This is the promise that AI, as far as biomedicine and stuff like that, no more cancer. Sorry. I don't see it that much They don't talk about it as much, but the reason they're doing lead with that is that it's this next level kind of brain. So you can an AI can read a hundred thousand pages of data. And in two seconds and remember every part of it can look at cells It can identify cells, how they move around certain cells twenty years before they turn into cancer cells. The cancer cell, potential cancer cells move differently. Only the AI could see that. The other thing is people worry about climate change and energy. Look at the Straight or hormz. Unlimited fusion energy or whatever AI comes what totally clean and unlimited. So the reason this stuff's a pain in the ass, we get it, but they're not really explaining what the potentiality is And that seems to be the consensus is that we are going to open up things we can't comprehend. The problem is the efficiency of these corporations in certain segments AI agents they're called. and there are a lot of people, you know, we may have an AI agent at some point. Oh, you mean where you call and talk to an AI Yeah, and it'll be really, really, really, really conversational. I did a hotel. No on the road and I call I call down and they said, Cs Abigail and Texer. And this is a weird thing. And I said getet whatever you want And I have to text Ya. text back, Hi, what can I do for you? And I go, I just need this. And she goes, Okay, put your name. put your email your room number, put you this and I do all this horssehit She's like, what can you do I go? I need this because this is broken in my room. C you help me? Well actually put your name and it went in circles and nothing happened And that's when you want to go get it, but I would rather talk to someone at some point because they kind of got stuck in a glitch. U An problem is I think they should lead with the we curing cancer and not with we're taking all your jobs So that's why he's saying all what it could do because great But there's eminent domain or if I'm using the right term where these people are just being told we'd like to come to your farm and buy it and they say, no and they say, well Well we can do The dirty way emminent domain. We're just taking it. So we'll pay his money fair value, get out of here And a lot of places are also voting against it. There's small townships that have a million dollar budget and they go We're going to sue you And they settle and just say, just doe, we only have a million dollars to sue you back and we can't afford your high fallutin lawyers. So it's just going to happen no matter what. And now the buzzing is what bothers me When people say they live near them. And here Well that can't happen That's Terrify If their energy is where they are, like these small they call them SMR small modular reactors are on the horizon, but They will be a very safe somewhat gigawatt small nuclear reactor. And so you can put it in the middle of Montana And then it'll get the energy that it needs. It needs energy and water. They don't really explain it well enough that why are they doing this? and why are so many people doing it? And why do we have to build so many data centers Couldn't we build one giant data center that'll give us all this information The one thing about humans, I mean, in the industrial Revolution They They were furious at the people. now they weren't shoveling thing. they had a steam shovel Yeah And the horse and buggy people went crazy when cars came in Taking no have that business. It's bombing Yeah, I was surprised when I first met your house. You have a really cool horse and bug out front I go David, it's twenty twenty six thought they were coming back but it's going the other way. You're like, Hey buddy. Hey buddy He was a good horse. He did a good. Yeahah, ' I have horses. don't be stous. Don't be mad. I' a little jealous It's very calming tov a hse. Like you're more mad at my horses. I'm just mad at everything. Am your land. Yeah But anyway you dont have an inflatable coi at your house. That's what you need backyard Uh U but here's hear me now. I believe me l. you know, we're going to have very safe self driving cars, no more car accidents. We're going to have cars that are completely clean running on clean energy. you know, there's a lot of benefits, but we may have to have universal basic income. It's going to have to be like good news and bad news. The bad news you're fired. The good news is you're going to get a check. Now people That Yeah. So it is weird. 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It's just so fucking creepy. The hawks of course are fucking later. We would go up to them and go. I had three Javelinas on my front yard when I live in Arizona they come down off the mountain our peak Yout big noise I'm sure I do have a pig noise. If we had more time, I would really show you I would show you up That's a scene from obsession horses Um, okay I'll find it for next week's episode All right, what anything else We got more stories. We got a lot of sties. No no How How much were the actors paid on Euphoria? Is this interesting? I was telling you how of this. Let's see. Season here's how much actors were paid for I sa all. In sixth place, the lowest paid actress is Mada Apatell, who plays Lexi. L paid two hundred fifty thousand doars per episode totaling two million dollars is Fth place is actress Hunter Schafer, who plays Jules. And she was also paid two hundred fifty thousand dollars per episode or two millionars do for the season In fourth place is actress Saai who plays Madie. She was paid six hundred thousand dollars episodeose to four point eight million dollars for the seantilliam coming in third place is J Lardi who plays eight. He was paid seven hundred thousand dollars per episode which comes five season. In second place, as you probably guessed is actress Syidneyweeney, who plays Cassie. and she was paid eight hundred thousand dollars for per episode totaling six point four million dollars for the season Not surprising given she's become h star. And of course, the high speed actress is Zendea who plays Rue, and she was paid one million dollars per episode totaling eight million Wow, worth noting that she was paid five hundred thousand dollars per episode, and all the other actors mentioned earlier were paid twenty five thousand dollars for eisode sone Pay raays, hereere's how much they that Why would what Wh would to believe it? I'm not. I'm just saying just for Fodder that I actually believe that that could be true This is their biggest show. I saw another thing on this It's their biggest show on HBO worldwide. It went up forty four percent season two. People complained about the storylines, but they were too many big stars in it and they were too Beautiful and good looking. The two leads And Matdie and Jacob Al Lori is great looking and dude. So They're just big stars with a weird show. It's got a lot of sex and violence in it. and I feel bad for teenagers going This of course influences people. They say it doesn't, but of course it doesn't. If you're not doing what they're doing on the show, you're like, Oh, this is what people are doing that are my age. Oh we should do this like I think it's all If but it is a dis is dispiriting global phenomenon for a lot of people that like when I was a kid we had like a billionire J Paul Gty and that was it. And now you're just seeing and hearing so much about what people are getting and it just feels like You know, what am I missing out on? That's why everyone's in the stock market. Everyone's playing the stock market. It's It keeps going up and I'm shocked it's record again Well, it's because the if you believe the AI thesis as we just talked about that This thing is going and they're going to be all these companies that you didn't really think about, like corning used to make glass. they're in the AI thing and bottlenecks. caterpillar stock and G Narova, which is won't be pushed away or they just going to build What? They call it Kapx. It's going to probably take another five years to before it starts to have been built and it'll come back down. But there's there's potentially going to go up for a while. I don't know. but basically Well, who does that? Is it HBO Max? whoo does that show? HBO. And you know, when they spend that much money and like Netflix spends a lot of money on things, it has to be worth it to spend that much money. So have your biggesthip show globally in every country making money Yeah, they're not being nice. They're they're paying someone's figured out what their're marketing getting deal somehow. you know, plus all the Hashtags and all the Instagrams and all the people that tag it and talk about it. It's just everywhere Well, what the live streaming sides do now is they give you money up frront, but they won't give you backkend. Now if you come from friends, or Ray Rano or those people, which I'm all happy for them. They're still making like eighteen million a year twenty five years later. biggest shows that were a big bang probably Be because they got ownership. You know, they got b reuns and there's really there's reruns reuns anymore Well live streaming, they don't really rerun them and, you know, so I don't know, but u I'm wet And what are they net I mean, no one they don't want you to know, but it's huge money, huge money So I believe those numbers, I think they're I would I think the top people are worth it. the rest I guess they are worth it and they're part of a show, part of the fabric. So You know, more power too. I say get every penny you can and they're all they're all worth it. And, you know, that show, yeah, you're right. when it when they get a global phenomenon like that, it just brings they can lean shows in It's a big huge asset and that's it. That was the last one. So I mean, they could keep the name and populate it with more people like, you know, they do on these reality shows. And it might do as well. The name is a big deal to have euphoria. People love it this remind me of something though, Dana because withith all this money, There's a guy. you were just talking about the election There's a guy running for It remind me of your Bernie Sanders bit because he's running O goovernor Oh yeah, Tom Steyer and he's a billionaire and and his new thing was You know, we're going to have trillionaires soon. and we got to stop these people. I'm like went I'm like, how can you talk about And he was saying, some people have too much money. We got to stop the wealth gap. I'm like, it should literally be coming from anyone else. Like your're billionaires And that's not that much anymore. I thought it was millionaire Yeah I think it's the best it's the worst or best cast secret in the world is what is what is a billion dollars? you know? I mean, and I don't know how much he's got. But if he wass very honest about it, he goes, he'd go, well, I got ten billion do I got it in bonds. I make like five hundred million a year. that for hanging out. you know, I mean, you can't even get it it's like gum on your shoe But I can't spend it yeah, fast enough. Yeah, yeah, but u You know, there's no billionaires in in Cuba or North Korea. So it's sort of part of this thing that's unfortunate, but maybe it's out of control, but We just have to have people be able to win. you know, they create a lot of jobs. So Yeah I don't know. He spent one hundred fifty million on that amp pign so far. So they do have some say, but I think he's preaching to a crowd that's like, wait billionaires aren't hot thing right now. Bernie even took it a step further because you know, you would say it's the millionaires and the billionaires. and then he found out that he was a million a millionaire. He goes. It's the billionaires. Right. That's what I was sping at. Like he goes, he talked about trillionaires and I'm like, okay, well. And the trillionaires are the ones. They posly will be Elon Musk. I mean But eventually a billionaire come up there and just say I hate myself. Yeah, exactly. U you know, I think the greatest thing that Warren Buffett ever said and I still love it. He goes, I ought to pay more tax I know you're like, okay, all human beings can write a check to the Federal Reserve twenty fourty seven year round. I ought to pay more tax, but I'll only pay more tax if IRS agents come to my house and point guns at me. But I want to pay more tax, but I only do it under this So it's a little, I'll just say this, soap boxes are slippery So be careful when you get up on one. you There's so many. They're soapy and slippery There' any other box you could stand on Yeah Okay, last let's do one more if you feel like it.'s Yeah, I got nothing going on.. All right been carry now legal in Philadelphia. This doesn't seem true It might be fake, bro, it might be fake. Let me see do the bullets. Okay all right, is thats good and all that. Okay, so all you needed was a I day. Okay, all right. so so are you aah? Did you like what's going on Tell me about yourself, young vlla, Tell me about yourself. hand over to make sure you get that. Yeah. Look who's here? Walk over this room Is this real? I don't know Comeone walk over,k, we' get here. Tell me about yourself, young fe. I mean, I can see concealing carry. things I seen him m him. and I do it first so you can do it second Is There's a lot of violence in Chicago things that you told me I would be You can believe it now. Well there' Well how much it how much is it? Well those are cops walking behind them and this might be fake We'll look up if concealing care. Concealing care is one thing. Yeah of business, What you want to be you can jump out Well, I don't know. I mean, it just forgetting the law or anything, it's just if If a guy was walking around like West West Holly with they are just like that looking kind of sketch and twitchy. I mean, you' be like your instinct is like, this doesn't feel right. I mean, right What it what does it cost to rent an apartment in that neighborhood It shouldn't be too much thirty five cents. I mean, I wouldn't want an A. I mean, when I went to Chicago and they probably other than Mississippi, they probably the most shootings every weekend. So. they On Memorial Day, I think they had twenty. shootings where people were hit you know, some died, some didn't, but Every weekend in Chicago is really Terrifying It's just they cannot get a handle on it. And So something like that wouldn't shock me, it would shock me, I guess, because they show police walking behind And if someone, if the police aren't saying anything then, What just it really gets back to like eighteen eighty or something. likeike, okay, you just w W. You There's no real law enforcement. There's one dude who's Wh's scared and he's up in his office. Aarnie F five. And ye. So then you just got to have weapons. walk around with a shotgun. Yeah, could I get a Um Give me some what's some of this gum here? Maybe give me a Coca Cola, Rrian I'm going to pay, but I just wanted to co Well buy. I think people will pack because they have to Say, listen, I don't know what's out there. Well, where is the line? If you've got basically a machine gun and you're just a young man cruising around or woman Can you drive a tank in the town Could you have a grenadade around you and just have, you know, I need forect at what point? What's illegal? We'll look that into that and see if it's fake I I hope you would Be Arizona' concealed carry, so you can have a gun on you at all times. as long as you're not whipping it out Or there's somewhere you have to show it. so they know they see it in a holster Yeah carrying around a machine gun AR. Well there's something about, you know, I don't little intimidate. want person with a weapon to be really it feels like that guy just bought it and slung it around. It doesn't look like that's professional with it. And it just seemed too casual, you know? I mean, ifs it's concealed carry and you really know how to use the weapon and you're vetted and you qualified and you trained for it, you know You know, have I used to have a deer rifle three this those That mag had bolts that look like the kind I use in a deerve Check out my tenth birthday folks. That's Thank Did you ever get joy in shooting a deer or was it just called a deer? No, I wound up not shooting deer because we shot a lot of Doves and stuff, my brother Andy didn't like it which he had the best hunch And then as I went on I didn't like it. I mean, dove and quail and stuff But rabbits, but after a while you start to go, wait, what are we doing? You know? and deer I think the only problem is you see them in the sightes Aside from their adorable But you see in the target And you're like, okay, I won. They're not all I have to just pull the trigger. I mean, it's not really like you're so good at it, you know, It's like You're hiding You see it? They're just doing their business. It's like someone Being a sniper here, you can always pick someone off. It's not like some big Yeah. I know. I mean, it it's a complicated subject because a lot of people eat meat in this country and you know, but more it's like one of a I don't w want to be the trigger man Uh, it wouldn't be fun. I mean, because, you know, if you're going to slay an animal, you want it to be for sure Rather than I think I wing them. Let's go and you know, Chaseason, you know, I don't like ack guy Southern Well, I don't know why I made them Southern. I don't got any problem with Southern people understand What's that duck show Dynasty I know. All right, when is she doing? where' is that? What do you think? You gotta go home H am going Dana, I had a wonderful time with you. I wore my butt I was a shirt. It's old shirt looked awesome. in the look the hat and the shirt you won today. The hat's a little again. I just sp it out has the white thing matching. It's cool. It's a fragile ocean. It's a surf company. Yeah, thing about, I don't want to look like NASCAR. You know, you have Nick Sartson's always like got a hat with something R And everything about him is stupid also, so it's too much. Swartzy? Swartzon U He goes, You were in Minnesota. My brother went to the show. I got his brother tickets. He goes