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When every second counts, count on ADT Visit ADt. com or call one eight hundred AD T AS AP. I was always wondering that Tim Chamo a dingon.am dingon was everywhere And he was like the Kickes laboooo, you know, he was hanging around No one know what he does and why he's there But he's kind of cute It's not dirty to literally anyone but you When you have to enter, you know what I mean? It Yeah, you like entering He like bevis Oh she did a little nefarious giggle She's about Hey, look. Wa I got to get Well, She can take the Mickey Mooney conversation with me and Nathan Lane. she can do anything. God, dang, that was pure filth Well just we're just reporters. We're not We're not endorsinging the news and the news is spicy. Well, it's an interesting idea. this went through my mind. when people recall conversations you had with them decades ago quote you And you don't remember saying that at all. So Nathan, I was driving Nathan Lane around LA apparently and I just turned to him and said, I hate plays. I was like I I remember that. that was funy. I don't remember saying that. but I remember saying, I wasn't really into theater, but I was a kid who was watching, you know, Lost in space. I wasn't a You a little stand up comic Terp from this Bay Area. who you know, that's not in your vernacular. you're not being If you live in New York and your parents take it abroad every weekend, you know, it's a different. I'd never seen a play except maybe later in high school, they did Oklahoma. Oklahoma went. You know, and then I would go watch Planet of the Apes in a movie theater and go, what do I like better Aes or Oklahoma. there, But then later on I go, I get it. Don't worry No, but I will tell you this, we have Nathan Lane on the show coming up and that's what we're talking about. He we interviewed him and he was really fun. I liked him and super funny. I don't know much about him. He tells some tight stories Got some laughs. Uh that was sort of you know, it was sweet because We just hadn't really I ran him only once in like the early nineties, but then it was going way back The first job on TV we ever had and then the story of that. I felt like I was talking to the same guy. It was like a time machine. You guys remembered so much from fricin how many years ago doing his year like And then the third day of shooting, we all said this in the break room. I'm like, Oh my God. Well, I'll say this literally. Mickey Rooney, who I became very fond of, you know at first I was like, whoa, who's this guy But um I was the number one star in the world. Hear me Bang The world. Oh man, I did the squeak really good that time. No, that was a perfect So we never got over it. you know, SNL is kind of an experiential and this happened and this happened. but this sitcom should be a Broadway show called One of the Boys It won't be, but it should be. but hey. Hey, don't jinx it. Chris R could play Skatman Carruthers. Was he in it Sabman, we didn't even get into the Scabman story. He, I'd never even heard that. I became really good friends with Sabman I always see you guys at the grove walking around Well what I did was, you know, he was constantly smoking weed in in the bathroom or whatever is that you, you know, just so And then my brother came out and we I barely ever smoked marijuana my life, but he said, I'll get you some Special and then he's talking to us Skatman's talking to us like this and he rolls a joint that's closed on both ends, perfectly folded in But it was the worst weed ever. It need nothing So then I talked to my brother Scott. So we got a lid, they call it a lid, a big thing Colombia. and I guess I took it on the airplane And I brought it to New York and I gave it to Sap Man. And then the next day in the elevator, he said, quote 'cause he was from the thirties where it was a listen. he goes, the music was good May I get a pound? A pound. You know? You wanted a pound That was when planes didn't hassle you for bringing weed on and shit, you know I guess not. But then after the show ended, my brother Scott and I drove down the coast, went to Van Eyes where Skatman lived. He had his good little ukule out. We gave him all the pot and we sang songs and hugged it out. So. You know what it's funny as no one, not that many people are named Skatman anymore Well, I think it's from Satb Bow, a Dam Sade Bow Bowar yeah, Skatt singing, something you brought He brought out the Blues brrothers in the movie, I think Do he saying Minny the Mucher or might think of someone else. And he's famously in the Shining with Jack Nicholson And he said, we came through security at Heathrow And Jack had a suitcase full of weed. And he talked to the guy and said, don't worry. it's just for my personal use. and they let him in O course. Youre the movie back. dulling I have a question. No, I have a statement. I did a show Just Shoot Me where I was mad at George Siegel's character. I worked room as an assistant So I and I said I'm gonna to work for Snoop. He scouted me This Snoop dog I wouldn't work for him And then Jack wanted to find and he went and Cool. He knocked on the door and I had like, long I' like laker full lakers up, and I'm like, what do you want And then he's like He goes, Snoop, can I get him back And then I told Snoop, I go, I got to go and And he's like And then then I walk away and snoop' crying and he goes, I' miss that little fool. That's pretty funny. Anyway, he got me st he runs. canan we see this? Yeah, But he got me stoned and It made me think of you and Skatman Because when someone that's a pro stoner Bil Mar. Woody Harold I spoke with these guys It's lights out. they just think it's so funny to watch me go Io darkness, my old friend Yeah. I used to play pink flood animals when I'd smoke Sometimes you put Cola on a bomong hit and make a cocoa puff. Do you ever do that such a waste of to it you know Yeah. But yeah, they're very professional. Like if you're a novice like you would be like, okay, han it to me. Oh, giveive me that reefer. All right. and they're like, You know, I don't know, man They're just like rightight twisting it. They're rolling a new one while they're smell. I'm like, arere you getting something out of? They're rolling in two hands as I got one of them out. So anyway, you know I was like. I told you Woody has this like canopy of Polds over I it's because someone else at the pool of the hotel wouldn't be offended by it. So it kind of stayed contained But man, when you're in that vortex of wh weed all are you're like Jumping the flo, bl, blood, blood We giggle a little bit back in the day, but you know, anyway, that's all of our weed stories. Yeah, this is a hot topics is couple things going on. The next one, I don't know if They, you know, these air a couple of days later. so don't think we're this stupid but We are a little late for the party, but the next one finally The big story was I was always wondering Tim Chamelet ingong was everywhere. And he was like the Kixes laboooo, you know, he was hanging around No one knows what he does And why he's there But he's kind of cute. And then he was in the locker room. The locker room afterward the champagne and the goggles And then I thought How did he wiggle in there? And then they pan back rememember when they show They're pulling a train on Kylie in the background. I'm kiding. I don't know if it was Kylie I'm kiding Pulling a train. You can look that up kids. I heard that was I dumed it down a little bit. You don't want to go there. I'll tell you this and I don't know if we talk about it, but there's something about people of one in life so hard. So and then they their team also wins and they're just extra extra happy like Taylor Swift never Yeah. it's like calm down. It makes people not like them because it's a little bit too much for you. It's you don't get this much. You don't get your team winning when we live in this crummy town and our team never wins So you don't get it all And then you're in the locker room partying with them. What we do crown ourselves to sleep. Don't ever mess with my Golden Stay wararriors. I will give a warning and I'm not trying to be aggressive. to the Nicks Sorry Nick, you won't repeat you won't repeat and you won't beat I tell you I will be a swarrior for the warriors Well, the wararriors have any chance next year? I finally confused you. I I thought you're getting a quad Pete I don't know. But are you do you think the warriors can pull one I think Every team is kind of like one piece away. I'd say the Lakers are in a very interesting thing. LeBron who's playing ridiculous at forty one, like no one ever has not with his speed and size then you've got, you know, u the other guy who was injured D Dic C Lonic, you know, those guys who look like refrigerator salesmen, they're kind of doughy compared to our guys. Yeah, like And yet they're incredibly talented. But my warriors are a little long in the troth, but never count out Steph Curry Bld statement. Okay. Luadon Chick. Luadonchic, sorry about that. I don't know. I'm trying to ust getting into my ear Also If Iran plays the USA in soccer, it's going to be awkward Bd Oh hi guys probablyroably what will happen if the U.S plays Iran like we will start out and score like five goals. willll just slaughter them. a lot of other players will be injured And they'll do some kind of weird hat trick or reorientate the field where they hold us hostage. You can't do it. They got us in a vice grip Then we'll make an announcement that we're going to put in some new players and sort of try to tie the game. They start Yeah. Yeah, they can have nuclear weapons during the game That's for sure Well, the latest one, they can't have really good nuclear weapons. They can't. We don't want them having really good ones. They may get a couple, but they're not going to get a really good one. Couple for fourourth of July and none of the bigies. None of the bigies. littleittle none of the ones you got to go behind the counter for Also Iran, they're going to be like, you guys aren't still mad about us bombing you four days ago. Are we still talking about this? I mean, let's play soccer. What took out We dropped a bomb on your entire government And then w them lou or you guys aren't evenset about that, A you here? Let me roll a joint. Actually another big story is how I was on the road and I was in charge with Dana doing a gig. Look at your hair. Well I'm trying to get it higher. I'm trying to set a record. I don't think it can go higher. I'm going to get I'm get it I'm going to ask you this really quick for you. Are you going to get a summer cut No, this is a big discussion I saw on the YouTube comments that They said they want me to be there when you get your summer c. By the way, your hair looks so thick and juicy. You look like Barbarella right now ll it's reference it but it makes no sense That's Jane Fnda with not many clothes on. It's all about We did that gig that outdoor gig and I forgot some of my products. it was kind of fat you know, I need a lot of help That Saratoga Mountain Winery is a great looking cool gig. It was super fun, beautiful night out I went on early, sometimes Dan and I flip flop, but this time I was first and I afterfter Larry Bubbles And u And then I It was very odd going on at light. I should have switched with you because When it's totally light out I went on probably eight twenty. everyveryone shuffling doing this looking around people are filling in over here I'm like Oh, I can see every single person, what they're doing, what they're wearing It threw me a little bit to be honest. It's still kind of, I mean not used to outdoors like that. There was it the bleachers were asymmetrical. There was a piece up to your left. I kind of remember to look up at them sometimes. Yeah, that's right. There was it just all in front of you So it was just just kind of different, you know But there was a railing and all these people up there. I'm like, it looks like a freeway overpass where they're like protesting. they're all lined up. I'm like, is this part of the show where they just watching from someomewhere freeway. I know, but it was a great crowd. It was great it was a little awkward, but you know, I did all right. It's hard to follow you when you come in with that rat tat tat. Jesus, Ch I spayed with that speed bag going out there jokes per minute, you know, And I started with a guitar. wasn't But anyway, you know, you just then I rallied with a couple stories. I will say it made me think of a song because I carried your Levi jacket, this one all the way to meet you and give it to you And I was like Dane's heavy coat. I kept thinking Jamie's got a gun Jamie's got aun. Yeah ye. Dan' heavy coat. becausecause I was like, why is my suitcase so heavy for one night? And I go Sana's Levi jacket is not as light as it looks. No, it's cool up here today,, but it's kind of it's a heavy jacket, you know I mean, that's reminds me that I don't I just I don't know why when I started doing it because I was just excited that I wrote this parody song of, you know, kind of like weird out Yenkoviic with Neil Young for instead of cinnamon girl for cinnabon girl. I could be happy the rest of my life with a cinnaba. And I'm doing it, I'm going, whyy am I starting with this? I tell you start with it. I was like, w I was just What was I doing? I was two thrown watching you from the alcove going, canan we cut them? Is there any way to get a sle life? No, you know, when you and out, I was like, I kind of ended on not my ending closer because I hit my time and I was like, shit, I better get off And I don't think You guys are ready for like, okay, here comes the ramp up. hereere's the final long bit. I just end and when I go the next one that works, I'm getting off and then You probably were like, oh shit I'm on because I just bw I just go thanks. All right, here's Dana basically. And you were like, oh shit And then it throws you a little bit because Yeah not getting ready, but it Yeah, it was I was I was like that too. I don't I don't know what, but We all critique ourselves in that way. but we had fun though. We had fun Sper fun, great crowd. And for me it was like there were a lot of people from my high school there You know, which is all from Cara You know, 'cause you used to do this bit all the time. like that's not possible. Hey, you weren't funny in high school. What happened Oh I had a guy tell me at the reunion. he goes Eone says with spade fun is No I go Well, the real question is was was David Spade at sixteen trying to be funn the ball players. Hey guys, Well. Here's my act Now I' trying to survive and live Hmm. Summer. What do you think about summer? C up? It sneaks up on me. Yeah, I know. it is coming up. I'm trying to juggle plans, juggle meals, Enjoy the weather Instac carts made that easier. I can sit outside, build my car with everything you need for the week N not have to step away from what I'm doing. I've been leaning on delivery through Instagart for meal prep, especially, David. Like getting fresh veggies. Proteins, even those perfectly ripe avocado,. I set my preferences once And it's so seamless. 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Wow. because it cost one hundred twenty billion do get this garbage railroad at Sacramento that no one wants. Okay. Also, they can if you stack them Mhm They go Could you go to the moon I don't think I know the answer It could go it could go get into orbit. I don't know if it go all the way the moon Orbit Hmm orrers orbit Orbit That's about thousand ninety thousand feeters Something like that. Re give or take I'm always thinking, let's see if you and Heather are good at Math or Greg. If you could like Take the trillion Put in a five percent bond What would you get in passive? You're just sleeping on the You can sleep on the. Yeah So five percent of a billion. I could live forever on one day's interest But let's get a number That's eighteen zeros, bab. Jesus Christ. Is it five hundred million you'd make was sleeping on the beach? five percent on a trillion. Well, ten percent would be because it's a one thousandillion one hundred billion. I know if Ten per have would to be a hundred billion, right Yeah, I guess so So ten percent. So five percent. would be fifty billion as you slept on the beach. I could live on that Yeah But still, you know, you got to watch expenses You got you to get carried. go to dinners every night. You can't go nuts I just like that guys with two hundred fifty billion base are walk into a room And just literally kind of they lose height, they shrink. they're slumped over if Elon's there. they're like they just shrink down a little punks. The little little punks they're two hundred fifty billion. They' fleas on amoebas on rats. Okay, no, no joke. I'm not kidding around here. What would you buy if you had a billion dollars just off the top of your head just a thing that you would enjoy. One billion dollars You have five seconds. I don't know. I'd probably just sk the. I wouldn't waste're a plane guy I wouldn't spreint it frivolously I'd get a solid gold skateboard diamonds on it and then an autograph. No, I'd probably want to get a plane to fly around. I think that would be the G seven where you could wake up in You know, go to Santa Monica and go anywhere in the world nonstop pretty much. I think you can go to Tokyo, you could go to Europe, you go to wherever I would fly home from grownups every night back to Lll. Yeah, and those new ones are like the citation ten inside baseball. They go over fifty one thousand feet. So the flight is completely smooth because you're headad of the jet stream. Thank you very much. So that's what I would get to But you have to have a lot of money because the maintenance been anyw That's where they get you And I would be that about. That's the sock Why does that What do you mean that's how they get you in you your That's the maintenance. He's under the plane going Okay. Let me tighten these lug nuts. Yeah. No the maintenance per week costs more than the plane. That's how they get you. That's what I think that is the maintenance is bad. The gas is where they get you. I would say I'd say put regular in it, not super regular. I would say I would buy Saudi Arabia so you could get free guys Can I get a deal on Mkonos Geez, okay, let's get that shell let's go over to the shell station and clear it out. All right.' getting that super supreme. No more unleted for me, Kurfy. I used to say, I'm so dumb. I'm the kind of guy that puts super unlended in a rental car That's from my act I don't know if Id said Why used to do a joke? The first time there was crazy oil or gas prices going up Fill her up No, just three hundred dollars worth. Give me the first threes give Fill her up, no, just three hundred bucks I would that was I just want to put ten bucks in it. Why where are you going to the next Gas station Gas. order What are they called Where do you get gas from? whereere you hold the gun out? What's that called A gas tank squirter. You got it right Hey, here's a pump quiz for a call. you don't know. Well, it's called the pump Oh, I'm just ye pump. I just want to put ten to handles Wh you going to work? No, I'm just going to the next pump Let me ask you a question Have you ever the gas in the car, put it in a thing. It's going. Yeah Go to the the convenience store get a cand bar or something go out and drive and it's still in there and then it flies out of the pump Have you ever done that? I've seen it happen and I really hope I don't do that because that's going to wind up on some Instagram fails I did it, but I blame it on this. So you know, I'm talking to someone., go in the store I go in the car. and so then it Luckily it just shuts off. Oh you put it in, then you leave and forget about it. And then I'm driving and it pulls away and I just started flooring it but Oh my go. It shuts off. They come out and go We can put this in no problem. Keep driving Many people pull them out Yeah. Can you tell what accent that is It's arrmanian You have an Iran fixation. No, I just thought of it because I was thinking of something I wrote it down. But listen, I was the Netflix is going to do a new show because they like live events. And I'm in with them because of Yeah, you're like things I have percolating In the hummer. No So they're going to do a live event of they're going to have Someone stack a trillion dollars see how far it gets. That would be a good live event Is we take a Isn't Mr. Beast all over that?? Oh yeah, whereere's Mrter fucking Beast with this one? Yeah, Beast it up, beasty fuck. This is a fucking layup for this guy. You got a nickname like that. You got to live up to it. You know, enough of kids running around chasing a soccer ball laid down twelve trillion in green backs. o. Yeah. makes me think of when every Jake Pauls some fights and when they go This this guy's fighting a YouTube. I'm like Iose like six three solid rocks. one hundred fifty million dollars in twenty four hour trainers H him fight Mr. Beast I to get a YouTuber in there Well five year old that plays with toys. The slow moo of that punch he took, I got a lot of respect for him. Like he broke both sides of his jaw. really mean He goes good dude, he goes. Not as fun as I thought. And then no, then he's all bleeding and a broken jaw. I loved every minute of it. I respect that guy numb Yeah, eating shakes for the next two weeks But it's like, but he got the cash Is that really a win, Dana H Not if you have permanent arthritic jaw, you know, later on it might come back to h. But my jaw hurts like shit in my neck and I got nothing for it That's because you did a back flip in junior college fool. Hey, so here's the other one. this air's This will be Monday in a week we got we're going to have thee on. I shouldn't say that because we Because the movie is now, Dana It's on A couple places Apple Don't just hold on. Okay. It's on Apple. It's on YouTube TV It's on Amazon Jeez, where isn't it? Let's just Dango and Bboys d. com You could rent or buy It's number five on Apple right now You define Behind Project Hail Mary When I think of B boys and I know it sounds like a non secquitur. I think of Project Hail, Mary. like the similarities Um Well, you know similarities. Yeah No, you know what I mean. Basically, it's Boy meets girl, Boy meets Mon. boy meets space monster That's Project Hill Mary, which I saw, which you didn't, I don't think. I did see it. Oh, I bet you liked it. Enjoyed it very much. Yeah I like Ryan Run Gothin is just an incredible movie act. That's a hard one to pull off, not to run over you, but that's a hard one to No, no, he's great. I mean, you know, And Bzz Boys are basically you and Theo telling dick jokes falling down in the dirt But I said before, but it's a good word. Let's tell Theo that he'll love it because there's nothing wrong with that. We need I like it. Raw comedy that's just funny and goes wherever it wants to go. We need it I like my reviews on my DMs are from literally one guy, one girl goes, I saw busboys. It has changed my life I don't know if that's good or bad. And then someone's like, I like these movies. Bring back these stupid moronic dumb shit movies Yes Yes I saw boys and I'll never forget it I saw bus boys and it reorientated my position on the planet. I mean, the sort of obscure compliments. I saw busus boys. I'll never remember it Uh I'll never forget it. U Tim Dylan was funny. You know, I like when they say linesem Listen, the big victory is if someone wears a Pots lines or it's a Halloween costume Yes, C you foster those two things? It's possible. No, we have to give it time because Once people see it, then you go, more people see it at home Obviously then Drive into the theater Now Project Hill Mary is easier to go to the theater because it costs two hundred million dollars and you go They spent every bit of it on the screen Yeah, I mean, it's I saw it in a stadium theater You did, You're like Joe IMax. I like I like a nice eleven o'clock movie. Yeah. emmpty. And The only, you know, I mean, unless people are talking. I like to be away from people. You like to be in a group of people. Youre watching a war movie. This is sad like it. I mean, it throws me out of the movie. Yeah, do those real bombs do you think Everyone's King during the movie It's just like Is this take place now No, this is World War two Four I know. It's like just Hey, hey, let's grab a cup of coffee and have a chat and catch up. Hey, wait a minute. there's a movie st. Let's do it in the movie. Let's do it when the movie starts. I love you, Brian First thing you do Im going to teach you it to. When someone is talking behind you in a movie you go like this That's the first, that's the first shots fired. Second is You go like this That You're going to get mugged if we so. what's next? Well, that's not bad. You just sigh, meaning like, come on guys Or then you go like this, Hey, come on I say that like And then they don't know where it's coming from. they go If they get really loud. if they get really loud. Well see I have a problem because if I have to tell them So you I get so angry that I have to tell them that I just throw another movie. but I was at some big science fiction movie with a friend. Pretty empty theater, but cinerama Dome And there's a baby consistently crying like forty feet away with these parents. So he goes, Oh man, and he goes, I'm gonna go say something. I go, really? For the baby? So he walks over and he says, Hey, could your baby's crying. And the guy did say, what are you blaming me for? It's the baby's crying. It was a direct quote That what do you want me to do? It's a baby crying. Put it outside. Yeah So Wh, should you really bring your baby to see if I an obsession? Well, I wanted to bring an orango tank, see if I could get one of the local zoo and come back and have it and go, hey, could you get your train? Why are you mad of me? yelling? talkalk to the oranga tang, idiot I always smile at the moms and their baby is fucking freaking out on airplanes because I want to be like, I got it We want to tell them that Oh, we've been there. so yeah, we don't ever try to scold them or you know, it I always smile and say I get it, I get it. And then halfway through the flight, I go, Hey, it's getting ridiculous. do something. Yeah. You know, you could do in a movie and this is you probably I know what you would say by the way, if you don't do something, I will. Yeah, yeah, yeah They're scared of me. and here's what you could do They see you And they go, hey, can you at least part your hair? I can't see the screen because you're in front of them And you go like this Can you see now? Be Your hair's so high, a block. I know. Well, I'm gonna get this is gonna come down It's like a hedge. It's like that was those things that grow a chia pet or something. Yeah. It's chia hair My hair grows faster. I have shitty hair, but it grows faster. No, it's very good hair And here's what happens. If they talk so much behind you, you go, I don't want to do this take off your coat like you're going to fight ' them and you throw your super heavy coat on them and they can't move and they're smothered. Yeah. I throw that. and I also have a thing where I could just blow the hair up And they're like, We can't see the movie. Don't blame me. Bame the hair. Take it up with my follicles Tick it up with my Blls That's hilarious That's hairbaculous. I will say I had a genius marketing idea, but we'll go to the store. Well let let's make some money for a second Aprilisting. This won't be necessary. I'll pitch a movie. I' pch a TV show, but I don't know if I should because it's so fucking good Okay, this is so bad This is I saw there that the Chipmunks movie was on, you know what that's called? Like with David Cross. And and then they did a second one. And you know what they called it, which I thought was Shehip bunks forever. No they said chipmunks to, the squeak wool Nice I like lo it. I like a good pun. So I said you should do where they go back in the eighteen hundreds and Last of the most squeaks Would that be good? It would be a little racially insensive It is like the New York Post does this too with Yeah the cover. Yeah They don't do this good. I mean, most squeak kids, I mean, God damn it sells itself. hundred million on video. That is good That's all. that's my big right now here. let me hear your moie It's not a movie, it's a TV show Okay U, it's called I didn't know why do this such a good idea. but You don't claiming it here. Don't give it away, Yeah. It's trademark called the Big Switcheroo Okay. So it's a competition show and initially what you'll do is you'll take a comedian who'll teach the singer how to do comedy and the singer will teach the comedian how to sing. It's a competition show. And then eventually you get like the plumber teaches the guy in the house how to be a plumber. It's any kind of switcheroo teaching each other And it's called the Big Switcheroo doneone. I would So you would have you would coach Mick Jagger How to do a stand upp and Mick Jeger would coach you how to how to sing, you know, one of their songs Or don't be too excited. No, this is good. I'm thinking how I can steal it I'll just name it something else But also I love the transparency. I can't get mad I'm just thinking out lou. I'm sorry I'm ocuied. I'm try to steal it. My hair got bigger in the last thirty seconds I know. I was gonna say, what if you had Someone could trade places with your hair for a day. and then report back what its called the Big Hiry Roo. Yeah. And then they go, they go being d and, everyone looks, everyone stares and gives compent Oh, I got a title Follicle Follies Oh yeah. Fllowes and people just switch hair me names like what I've heard from people this Heather wants to start a feat only fans. You want to name for? There is What would it be your name on your thing or what would it be called Oh Us like let's see Oh, feel a foot Instagram for only fans It's called Sooul Asylum Well wait a minute, what is the what is the thing? So people people with foot fetishes or what is it? Oh, I like that Dane is so innocent and adorable They make so much money putting their naked feet on only fans and people. So people can look at their feet I like how he thinks about Yeah they feet their feet Okay And so you can make a tidy living without being fully naked I would show my feet. all day if I was female, my By the way, I'm not saying my feet are bad My feet are great and what we should do, Heather No offense to your feet. mine, probably better pictures of my feet and see how much money we can make say there girls Um Let me ask you a question and Heather and anyone who wants to Yeah, do you do maintenance on your feet? Do you get Heather is o, a woman is, but Heather's especially head toe maintenance and the feet I'm sure she could zz them up in a pinch if it's a photos shoot But just regularly I'm sure pedicures they call them I mean, my question for you is this and I don't know about the image. Do you have like a gigantic czy tub with that you get into instead of a shower with bubbles everywhere Big cigar Me You How may know Heather women take baths. Men or men, they shower. Yeah, I shower and then I I think if I did if Heather did a anyyone that does feet There's something called Wiki feet Dana I think that's Inead of Wikipedia or feet findinder? what is it called And they just make money showing women's feet If you look at a picture, who it's too perverted, Anny, you're too sweet. Well, no, I mean, you guys, your ears They just show their ears. They get seven fig. What's it called? It's called just ears And they just come in tight and and so there's ear fetishes I mean, I'm about as turned on My feet and ears the same. I don't really, I'm not a super foot guy. I do think if girls have nice legs, theyd probably have nice feet too. but I don't know what everyone's looking for in these feet. like obviously you don't want to be too Caliston Burn out by But's just a blink. You don't want to hear the phrase, what's their feet like gnarly Yeah, gnarled You know what you could get into? there's a website where people pay and want to see it It's called Sleepy Mache So you could just show your mustache on sleepymache. com makeake a lot of money Wh where you come No, I don't because I'm thinking about it Th about I might need some I got gars, sleepy mustache. We're two and o. G me something. I have good legs too. I'm not bragging I've had a few Well what did you you play Chris Gatan's character, which was in high heels on SNL Mango. Mango. better Yeah, I don't wear shorts that much and it's a crime. It's a crime. Well, my legs were so went from running were so gigantic. I couldn't buy pants. I couldn't because I had a want the. Yeah I still have like Yeah Yeah Qad wise or but a You want to have kind of slender legs as a distance runner. I always felt like, you know, Giant legs, two muscular legs were too much for a distance runner Yeah. 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Law supppplies last, and june thirtieth turns at aka. mS slash college PC All right, let's get into some news because we're going long and I know that You've got to go out to the well or something today Oh, buzzing around buster. Oh, we haven't done a goddang buzzing. Could we ever get this right? Okay Buzzing around Mmh. So we talked to earlier all the problems. No, I have to introduce it hold., we'll have problems, trust me Okay, now it's time for buzzing around. spponsored by F five our Energies Firework freeze flavor ignite your taste buds with a red, white and blue freezer pop classic reimagined as a delicious firework freeze five hour energy shot. Find firework freeze shots online Fibo ennergy. com or Amazon today Okay, so Dane is going to do re imppressions in an area O yeah, I'm gonna to do A Western kind of movie. Okay betweenween old school cowboys and then some more modern people Yes cowboys Right. And it's not I've not done it out loud. There's no script. There's just a rough You've been rehearsing for weeks Well, okay, here we go. Okay Duke ready Duke I don't I don't think we should challenge these people. That kind of scareary do. Well, calm down, Paapy Well, don't make me do what I did last time You fellowas out there, wantanna Wrestle with us a little bit Billy the Trump and Billy the Trump and many people Billy the Trump I could try I can shoot fast. I could shoot good And hit this year is the Ringo kid. They call him the Ringo kid. He's the Ringo kid, right? Come on it was like a shoot faster than anybody ever shot Well what is he talking about Pappy I understand him what he' saying, Duke? What do you think, Cook Douglas? C Douglas Well, I'm faster than a Ringo kid and I'll play your tune cowboy I can feel this shoot you faster, rightight? Rob Schneidder Yeah, I'm Rob. I'm Bot Lancaster Your name's Rob Schneider Hh, you're not familiar How do I know you' fast gun? Oh Come on, I beg to differ I'll shoot you in the hand I'm fast I'ed Okay Well, it's time to start the party. Uh oh. H comes the fastest gun. I didn't want to have him mister David Spain. Wha Oh yeah. Hey guys, there is there a gun Is there a bar? I don't want to get in the gunfight. I just want to kind of buzz by and say hi to Rob, Hey Rob Oh, come on, there poison our water. He's a little bit like Joe Biden. poison water. Yeah, that's funny.ang I'm Bot Lancaster Why don't we count to three and shoot ' them away One Two, three Team, Sam I will say my one thing is I thought Ringo would be Ringo star. Peace and love. I know. I should have done that. He's in love Peace and love doesn't work around here, Ringo star See, he could always come and try to pe, you know, maybe next week. M brothers, M brothers. You know, I think the next time we do it we have to it's going to be during Theo. We're doing a special one Dana and David, no guest with a guest So but we're going to make him sit through buzzing around. It'll be fun for him. It'll be fun for him. Okay. Let me know what you think he'd like to hear Oh yeah, that's funny,y man Billy the Trump and Billy the Trump Okay very fast. I like Billy the Trump. That wass a good. Billy Trump was great. I' off point. Okay, that was buzzing around with Dana Carby sponsored by Vii Energy's Firework Freeze flavor, the iconic red, white blue freezer pop flavor you crave with none of the sugar Tasty flavor sensation Firework freees, five hour energy shots available at Iivear ennergy d. com Amazon today I like to buzz around let's show a No one knows Kirt Douglas, but I do That's a good one Give me a clip or two it up Lip so hoy Oh This is o o, Heather saw this. I knew she loved. This is a Romeo and Juliette. And I think a random cat comes out during the play B This is during the play. Oh, during the play, Fantast crawled out God, he's loving it. The guy doesn't move any muscle. God, Look at Juliet tries to Is he croach in this far? Shade's a massive headbone Harry. Yeah It is massive head. Yeah Look at a cat now gets on the table H How did the cat get out? I mean, sometimes when John Lovit doesays stand up, Jerry just comes out in the middle of it. That's as close as I can get to that. Wh let the cat's out. That's cute, right? That's a lot of these are cute cats are cute, you know, my horse nipped at me last night. You know, I I was pregnant No, I was just kind of petting it and giving it carrots and then I sort of pet its neck and it sort of went don't don't do that. You know you say, hey, there's the door There's the door. You goingt like it here? Yeah, I just said really on, really? Well, Oh, you hate plays. You probably hated watching that clip. I love the theater I love plays now, but you can't hold me accountable for something I said in nineteen eighty eight. If you said it. yeah. I mean, that was funny that you guys both remembered E Iving in a car and what you talked about, I was like, what Yeah Okay, next one. Okay Can you read that microscopic shit Oh, this kid didn't have a Mexican flag outfit. so he wore a Christmas outfit with the same colors. which just Oh. Okay, that's clever. And one the one of the big soccer players saw the flip And he gave a grand Mucho puming. Oh Okay empty See, look at him. seeee the seeee the Christmas sweater? Heatherell Same colors It blends right in Yeah. And so the football or soccer player gave them. It would have been better if all these people were picking on him And then he felt bad first. and then the superstar called him and said I'm going to give you a Mucho grande Jerse That's the thing is you don't want some bully in the your class calling you out on that. That's And then you get And then you come back to school a hero and then they're jealous so they beat you up again When they say beat up, it's just usually it's just one punch, right? Yeah I took a few before I'd go down, but yeah. Oh I never went down I mean, I don't I get knocked down. I get up again Okay, let's see the next dumb story. See it Oh, I think this one, this one I heard was show. James Dolan asked N players to abstain from sex But you're not telling grown men to do anything, especially horny base football. What are they? How are they going to police that? And he said, donon't get mad, but I'm going to put a ring camera in everyone's bedroom Please understand, it's for the playoffs. Yes I'm gonna have special surveillance in your bedrooms just for my private use ust to make sure you obey my orders This goes back to the Josh Dew Hamel advice he was given before dates Heather do my mom advice You still thinking about it Does it it happens for sure. I've heard guys say You're not supposed to sound like you black off. You are supposed to You're reporting what someone told you. He never said if he took the advice. I said didid you? and he goes He said, probably Okay, next one. We're buzzing through these. Photographic memory much. Who me Heather. he did. Oh. Oh, look at these two munchkins. Okay, this is funny Does it say you did This is funny because I told you it' such a premier hore But look, these are just different premieres I was at. This is a funny one to me and Farley. I like this, but my outfits are all one thousand percent bad. I was digging. Okay N next one Oh, that's we can't have that Oh happy Gilmore preremiere You look a miller light station at time I know. Cira miller L. I fill her up, sir throw that away. it was too cool. I shouldn't wear a t shirt under, but I would change things now That was Jays and door a water world Water worldor, you went to that one too. I remember I took a picture with Julia Ormond this that wound Yeahah, yeah. Ren them great Yeah, anyway, it look cool though My YouTube hat was This is my favorite one This has to be Good feells or casino, yeact casin. So I saw Wky web me and me and Farley went to this From work Premiere horr randown Times square whatever it was in Newk Hellayers, my New York code on Oh this is God, can I stop for one second notot a stylist And no and my hair' messed. goodood God. Is that a Kate spade shirt say Kate Sprade, That's the little one. I saw that shirt. Mbe. Okay next one You went everywhere. Oh, that's I Dallas from MTV What Look at my asss backwards. What's goinginc Crime Snglasses, backward hat, all The fact that I would take dates to a premiere is insane. Oh. Jerry Mcuire, stop going. You were just invited to all these. I didn't I didn't know. I could say no I didn't know I could say yes Oh, Christy Swanson. lookook at this stupid shirt. I love that shirt and I tuck it. Hey, wait a minute. some hands are being held I know. She was a hand holder, but you know, o, okay. What's that? Godzilla? Iot. A actuallyually let's stop. this is too embarrassing the nexts again, but that's outdoors Eperers new groo E firsters grouw Okay. Anger manag. There is Eperers New grop. Oh going with the snow cap again Yeah, that's a cool hat. Weindy Malik's where I met Look at me in loveve it. okay, we can end with this one. Me and love it. Laura Tom Rider. Oh, let's not end. Let's this is Tomb Raider. Tomb Raider two thousand one. So here's So Angelina Chinese the Anina. There's all this crowd on the other side of the street yelling for her Anyone that gets out of a car, they go, comeome sign shit and take pictures So I tell the guy I'm going to jog over. So they send someone with you so you don't get killed. So I run over, not everyone does I run over on one end And I start signing and taking pictures Angelina pulls up behind me She crosses And we raned each other in the middle And that's when she said Gave me a hug and said, I like that coat Can you believe it? Of course, I remember that Forever Angeline. I know she had some friction with Brad, but I will say moment. I was Fiction I was star strruck by it course right N. She's a great actress, great artist I'm not trying to get Brad mad of me I'm not That's a good plan dear friend It's a good plan Brad's gott to come on here. What is going on? Where's Brad Next time, next movie. Yeah We'd love to have them on. He's a crack bs. He's fun guy. He'd be funny. Okay, so Is that it or we go one more? What do you want I'll leave it to Heather and Greg. Heather says one more and she's boiling tune. my boiling One more. feeleel free to chime in. Cool in this shirt, I couldn't put a t shirt on. What's this doofy dog? Is that a dog It's an alligator dog. I like it already. Okay, go ahead. What does it say? I don't know, Jeopardy She's waiting for food That's it. Looks like an alien It looks like it's just a head and doesn't have a lot. It was slightly creepy. That was not anythingy, that was mistake. I didn't submit that. That was so nothing. It was something. Yeah U let's instead of ending with that clanking turd, let's do one more Okay, bring on the clanking turd All right