Polite Children and Gracious Declines

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Follow the podcast on Excellent Instagram You can indeed email the podcast via Frank off the radio at avalonuK. com if you were wondering. And if you were wondering about WhatsApp, now that Frank It' zeroven. Thereero S T It time valuable Yeah ask you should ask a corporate look at my manarage company. It's quite valuable. Good to know. How a minute? E Rad, we be again, ha't we? We A off. Ohwk. We are. I'm sorry. A We A off, that's what you say. What do you say? We off? Means like really? or like you'd say was Frank in good spirits when you met him? you go, we wereore off Let me try So ask me the question. So Is it o out there today Oa Oh I can't. Well it was in the ballpark. I can't do it. t off tie off Oh it off. Yeah exactly t offm. Yeah. Another phrase. Is it how they would say in London ain't kind of? Yeah ye o ain't yeah. Oh, I don't know what it is one of my David crystals. Not in the way frrank. You know my worst thing, we hate this People who aren't Cockney who use the word ain't. How Do you know that? Yeah, you know what I'm gonna say. Alexander Armstrong did it once, didn't he? Pete Wooderman Yeah Oh yes ye. Who were the top three aints? I definitely think Alexander Armstrong What did he say? O's album when he said I'm doing didid you? I'm doing Golden Brown and he said. and I always said it was Stranglers. He said and Stanglers light it ain't I just love it. And then he went, Frank Golden Rome.. Golden Bown You' get off. wearing a scarf. I just come on. Are you going to scar We did do that one. Yes, I know we did because Fank, you said, not if you are walking through a field. Yeah. No but he got into when he was singing Golden Brown wandering around Winchester Cathedral. Is he still bringing that album Zander. I don't, I'm not quite sure. I mean, some people are buying them in fact. I Yeaht they were hit. Yeah Who are the other ain'ts? I think Pete Water would raach out. Like what would he say to? I think Carker might say ain't. Oh do you think so? Yeah yeah. It'd be things like that ain't gonna happen. You think you're going to be a star sweet. I'll tell you're right now. It ain't gonna happen. Yeah, that's very waterman, you're right. Yeah In fact, I did a waterman impression on when we had Britanyy Sars on We recreated Pop model with me as a . Darly, yo ain't never gonna be a pop star. I'mane. Yeah. What is it was very good with it? I told you Frank what Pete Waterman. Insane now, of course. insane. meightly Did I tell you what people. You near that kids? Fang. What was ins say? He said there was a girl wellll just say there was a girl we knew in North London who had aspirations to be a pop star. but I didn't really want to do any of the work. anyway It was arranged for her through contacts. That's how we did things. We didn't need Pop idol. We use contacts. and to go and see Wman Pete Waterman Pot watermanan he should call it When he became a father, he should have been throughout as pot waterman. It's brilliant And she said he said, Well, let's seear your stuff. And she said, Oh well, I only do own stuff I don't do, you know, I w't do sort of popular songs. I only do own stuff He went looked Dll and do own stuff. I do laa la la la Yeah He did it very well well. Yeah L lot it did well for Kylie He did well for a lot of people. He was was a hit factor that hit the ch? SAW, wasn't it graver? Yeah, probably Scott Ak and Waterman. You don't hear much from Scott and Aken these days. No. I hope they' all right. Waterman's bigig into the trains. G Akin Waterman wasn't that Thunderbirds pilot ' his a department store. Anyway, how do we get this ain't? There you go. I. It was because say. It was Tosk No matter It while it Right, let's go. Should we go straight into outside world? Okay. Oside is a bigger word to take on than I thought Stroud of it We've had a few. Stop knocking them mic. Horay, I'm sorry. Oh'll do it again, Rh. Horay. You was knocking it the other way Oh my Godd. it's a Birmham alg mean I can't twice in two and a half years. That's all I'm saying. I feel like I've wandered into a Back countountry pub but it's all kicking off I haven't been media trained, I'm sorry. I like it when the football is a media trained. Yeah. They overt train them, Frank, don't you think? They still do it. Yes, o, they do it a lot now. But I think they over trarain them. you know, like with Ryan Gigs back in the day, they drained the personality out of the man. I think what they've made someone has sat them in a room and say, you will be saying things that you think are startling. Right and new People at home will be thinking, o everybody knows that. So it would help if you say obviously every four or five words. So they know that you are saying something which they probably know. And so they're trapped in a great ring of obviousness.. And then the managers came over and in broken English started talking about the moment of the game. Yes it is special moment. And then everybody started, all the English players everyone talk about the moment. Yeah. And didn one that get to me is when they call it they say the football club They don't say the club now. they say the football club as if we don't as if we forgot what they're talking about. a little reminder. Yeah, the thing is, you know, he has to look after is, you know, his role in the football club Oh was the football club. Oh I thought he was on about the British Legion Cub is a member of down the road. I know it's the fucking football comp it's a football program Oh dear Anyway sorry Cara. Do you want to hear from Farmer Sist Yeah. Yes, very clever. Yeah. I I don't think Is it speelt with an F or a P eight? It's spelt. Is it mr farmer, Sis? It's speelt, farmer with an F. farmer sauce. Well, that's gonna come in useful. Okay a minute, you'll see and it will be relevant. And cis is spelt in the CYS too Yeah Sounds quite Ruul's drag race Yeah, that would be ye yeah. Anyway, Farmer Sist has got in touch. Frank, I saw you at the mind blowingly fabulous The Fall Richures and past Yeah recently. Manchester We befriended many fans and the whole experience being irradiated by new dawn Oh wow. W. Would you agree with that I don't know if I felt irradiated. Okay, un nearily hest to sure what it means. Okay I was thinking about It with light or heat? I'm assuming it's light and it sounds positive. Well, I'm thinking radiance sport radiator. He was saying a nice thing for mines ago, I don't know if I felt that. Just say, Ohh yeah, it was nice. you're asking me to agree with something and I haven't read the Itact I am U Our friend Michael Nath was promoting his new fall novel. I'm looking for ponds that all the way.. His new fall novel I was about to approach you, Frank, and say I have a new book from a friend And he would like to share it with someone he's admired forever is a cultural icon and the nation holds dear to its heart Can you pass this on to Simon Armitage in the green room?. My wife said to me Please don't. He will tell you to F right off. Was she correct in thinking this, I, because it was rude. Kind regards pharmacists? No, because I don't like to affect the traditional structure of Fk off by putting right In the middle. I don't down like that And But would you have been offended? I don't think you would have No, certainly not on the outside. On the inside it would have been like somebody twisting a knife into my kidney. But I've got so used now to that kind of Hility. Humiliation. I was trying to be kind. I think I like the sound of pharmacist S sounds like a nice prin.. I like the sound of breaking glass. D Well, I just think pharmacy sounds like it could be a nice friend for you. Wow It it's a positive thing being iradiated by what was it? A new radiated by a new Dawn. I say I felt really good. I felt really. That sounds like it should be originally in German I don't it sounds like it should have come from that, which I don't unsettles me A new dawn is Bubblelo, isn't it? I would associate that with Hblelu. Oh, it's a new dawn. yeah, yeah. He's He's always going on about a new did you like Bubbleu, Frank when you met him? Yeah, he was very nice. veryery nice. Bobble tears or is that? N never Is that related? Boobleay te. Let's give me of them boobble? Why doesn't he bring out? Why hasn't he brought out boobleay tea? Yeah. He could bring out loads. And he could what other bubble thing could it? What about the little bubbles that children have? There's not so much money in those, maybe. they're more jokees shop. Oh or the ones that you blowing bubbles. I've thought of a good boobleay tribute name No. Doubble boba ouble bubble slash double boobble. Double boobble, no room. It's but it's like double buubble guy. What about Im forever blowing Booblely? Right now Oh no, it won't work It won't work. Thank that. What if his wife bght that out as a Christmas single? Oh, a little bit of the Boobble Oh I don't know that means. A little bit of the bubbleay. Oh is that No It's someone stud in wrestling. I can't remember the guy. Really Yeahah, it was a wreling thing. You can't have I'm forever blowing boobbleay, frank. You could have a boo It's so disrespectful for You could have a boobleay personality. Yeah but I don't like it if you get called that because we don't know what that means. Yeah, do you know, I've been called by booble personality many times. Yeah. It's reallyally offensive. I always go straight on the app. It means stupid, doesn't it? No I mean it means f. We go if I One of the best double axe I ever saw I don't know if remember on theest midd lived. Mike Fatt and Steve Loud. PHAT. Do you know when I get caught, have I' been called bubbly straight on the Atkins don know what it means. She's so bubbly. I think of a big floral dress. So do I? and someone going up. Is it maybe a nineteen fifties dress cinched at the waist? I've been there. No, I'm thinking of a particular woman who used to come home Uncle Terry's and she's quite loud and wore a floral dress in the eighties slash nineties. I She had red lipstick and her very crop blonde haircut and I remember coming in the kitchen once and she was whispering And then I came and shot the kitseria and I had to walk out again. Oh God. wonder what she was withlm in Te Maria. I've actually loved her frak as well. Oh o Godd. I lo a fah. I had a brief fling with a woman who drank Tar Maria ins cider Did you? Yeah Get some drum quick though. You know what I'm saying? No, Frank. I No sure ide. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Okay. Did everyone in your family smoke Frank When you were g. Now my mom never smoked Did your dad smoke? Oh yeah, my dad and my brothers. Okay, thank you. My grandad used to smoke seventy a day What about? I don't know we found the time. Mind you, you could smoke in the factories then. Maybe smoke four or five at a time.. Well that's something we all had like a what you call that w blow pipe thing th? Oh yeah, like the Peruvian Yeah part. Isn't that interesting? That's something we all had in common in our Thank childhoods because my parents smoke, there you go. Everybody smoke man. Kids smoke H his throat. Did it do us any harm? Soon as the baby comes out It was the thing David Hotney died last week. Oh yeah. And I love David Hotney I once cried at one of these exhibitions. Shid she cry? No Oh no I love that. But Hey u Every one of the interviews in later life he' say anyw,m I'm gonna have a cigarette now. He was really proud of the fun. it But it was like eighty eight that had smoked for a but seeventy years. I was amazing But don't do it, kids if you're thinking about it. No, don't. G got a nice sheisha But of apple, but a lovely apple in it you go. I recommending sheeses. Oh it's better than the you're right. Itfinitely anyable. Yeah, and it's better than the vapes. They don't seem to have a health warning on the sheeses. No I see people doing those shiches though outside the restaurants all the time, do you? Well, they used to be doing them inside the restaurants. Oh course. and then I believe there was some kind of bat. Yes, so now they have to sit in the frozen L, I mean, they've comeing here from Casab Blanco. Now they' got to sit in the freezing bloody British cold. C Isn't that where people come from there a smoke, sheeses? sureurely yeah, it's true. it's just quite a literal idea of way smok sheeps. It'sead of like Tom and Jerry cartoon idea Well the people come there and then they smoke indoors. Or if they smoke outdoors in Casablanca, it's warm But what is the what is the sheet? I mean whyy is that different to a vape? because it's just what they burning like Lid Is it what it was that apple flavoud sheisha when I've sheished And then it's nice, very nice. And I also I like apparatus I'm a very big fan of apparatus in all its manifestations. That's one a thing I used to like about smoking. was you had matches Oh, so you like cigarette boxes you could get for them anders. You like the iconography of smoking. lightighter I've been to Egypt lighter I liked it when you could collect the tokens from like emmbassy or Lambert and Butler and you could get a tey. You know, our guys I've just looked an a umbrella. Can we just say Shea is not to be recommended. I don't even think it's less harmful than vapes It offers a richer more social cultural experience. Okay than the vape bit harsh I'm in British working classes Wow. are they? This is Starmers Britain. A richer more cultural experience. Yes shitty old working paper Oh awful. Shea involves burning tobacco and charcoal. Oh, so there is tobacco involved.. So it does have high levels of carbon monoxide, but that aside. Yeah you now, but the world everything. Yeah, exactly. world.' nineteen seventy five. Always keep the engine running What was a car up? That's it. When you have to finish shes, you have to put it out. can't You can't just leave it going Oh dear. they had shea p. I think they had them in a latit I don't Of course they fuck it out. Yeah in a children's film, they wouldn't do that now, Frank I do you know I re watchatched the laddin? Mbe not over the weekend. You watched the Laddin? Wh? Bear with I was with Adam Kay and his husband, James and their two kids. and this was the remake of Aladdin. Have you seen the remake? N with real people? Yeah. Why do they do that? Well Smith. Animation is better than. Wellill Smith was the genie. Tough shoes, let's be honest, anyway. I' say something el top sho. I'm going gonna start saying that. you're gonna start ye I don't know I don't know what we say. Oh Still a f can't I could get my jith now after that.. I just think get my genie's name out of your goardard m. That's a. Every time al aladdin. It's too like now, Wil, I'll put it back in the bottle You're slapped in now. I found it a bit weird. What I know what you mean because the genie's meant to be you ain't never had a friend like me.. Well more about that actually. Oh, the wife was caught caught between a rock and a hard blood That was horrible. That slap. The slap is if he'd hit him, if he'd punched him it would have been horrible. But the slap is also like, you know, you know I couldn't even be bothered to clench for you Well we've all been in that situation I've been there dear. But you know what occurred to me about Aladdin? G Well I think it's directed by Guy Richie this version.? Yeah. It's so strange the live actor. And James is such a wonderful parent, James K because he does all that work that I wouldn't do. And I would say I've seen you doing this work where they give them values. Regardless of the money You know, they want their kids not to grow up entitled and that sort of stuff And so he's, you know, his daughter is saying things like, Why Why can't she marry the poor man? I don't understand And James is saying, Well, it's terrible that he's discriminated against because he's got no money. This is awful. You know you should judge them from the person inside and all this defending Aladdin. I said, I'm sorry, James, I don't agree with you. I think Alatin is awful. And he was looking at me like, you're not helping. I said, he's a thief This story al see aie? He starts by stealing. Thats actually means D L. Liserabberg starts with be ste. Well I've got vs on him. Okay. And then He's a catfish. And also I don't know if you've seen McVick. McVicka. Yeah, it's about a famous sort of sixties criminal by Roger Dol That's right. Yeah we all have But then all I'm saying is he's thief and you're right, similar to is Jean Baljan steals the brerake? I don' remember is? I think's Jean V Bjan. I thought it was Late. Oitely to big called less miserables For ages, I did think that Well, when I was little, the posters were lot Yeah they ran Iice Um And then he catfishes Jasmine He lies. Did you think the paper were all called sink You can hear the people singing Lucky Anway. Yeah. D didn't know any of the songs. I'm just say. He's a bad boyfriend. I don't know what you think, Ruth. But he catfishes say he says, I'm a rich prince. It's a lie. and then His the genie in the live action film, which is really strange, he gets together with a woman in the court. I think you know not he does.ven he's blue and he lives in a lam How was he having a relationship with a human woman? I don't know. I went out of a smurR for two years Okay' fine And you lived in a studio in Bing Bachor as well Well, I've never seen a ladding. ve barely seen any film. You'd like it. It's a whole new world. Don't you dare close your eyes? I do not So And Ioo them off. was that light before Why do you do this We're having a lovely chat. You're not helping. We're having a lovely chat about a lad in a children's film and you have to make it blue Tomorrow morning is knocking. Stock your fridge now. How about a creamy moocha frappuccino drink? or a sweet vanilla? Smooth caramel maybe, or white chocolate mocha. Whichever you choose, delicious coffee awaits. Find Starbucks Frappuccino drinks wherever you buy your groceries Uncovered windows can make your home feel up to twenty degrees hotter. Stay cool and save up to forty five percent off custom window treatments during the fourourth of July VIP access sale at blinds. com. From outdoor shades to room darkening blinds, finding the perfect fit is easy. 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You can buy them from Raco Yeah I think they look great. Yeah, now, I would recommend you Um So I've got one. We tried to reboot it and when we it didn't come back on again I don't know So we have to get the man So the man came And he did it Was Ashtag gifted? It was. I only ask you can buy them. Yeah, I was just going to ask if it's an easy process to get the man out as a result, but it is. Oh yeah yeah They're very nice ye man And They uh The thing is it looks great I do use it. like when I was coming here today I looked for the time of the next train. I mean, I mean, I do use it as a timeetone H. And when you get it, you know, because it's what you normally see in a bus stop, you know this sort of thing. So you know, you get some very narrow plastic seating to put on your wall to sit on and a coke bottl for with piss to put in the corner, just to give you the boss stop feel and ab blve who your h' going top deck Oh yeah. Um, But anyway, so he reset it up and I'll be honest with you, I let my PA deal with it So when they come down, what we had on there was lame is a problem? We had local we have the trains that we use and the bosses. And so do you can use request? I want the bosses or So I'll say I'll want the twenty four busoss dog or the number one boss And they program it in. I know what the Stratford train and and then they put all those in you get all those But at the bottom we had Frank, Kath and Bz, I think Lovely. She calls herself Kathy I mean twenty five years. am I going to go the second syllable? I mean, she's not impressed now Anyway, So it says Frank Kathine, Kathy and Bzz on the bos which I like. Yeah. Anyway, when my PI misreembered what it said So when I come down, I had didn't even noticed I had cats down that's got to go I don't want that. What happen? And I thought 't see anything and it said hello. Frank Kathy and Boss and Kat said, I don't I don't want that. Wh? Not too welcome Yeah, I guess so Really? So no I don't want that So they had the blogcad to start again and te the love off. She didn't like the hello. She wouldn't have it. She used to go out with Lion on Richo I think I think she might at all actually. Why didn't she like the h out? Just there are footprints on the ceiling I just didn't ask I thought FKA twwigs was just passing from poll to poll That's P to Pole. That's what Polap poo. That was M Po M Pole. I think FKA Tws could do a show called Pal to Ple. I don't think it's the same demographic. Probably not. You're the only crossover. You're the unique the the p F. Someone who's watched poll to pole and FAK twigs writhing around on a bed. Yeah, it's true. On you Not me.ang. Can we just establish r What does Kath object to? What's her problem with Hello? I'm not totally sure. Does she just think it's a bit live laugh love or something? That's a bit hestly it made us look like we were going Oh welcome, come into our lovely home. Oh And God forbid you. Well as Effy we don't actually say weelcome. We apologise first. Yeah always the stay to the house. They always do their. We do. That's my entire life is saying sorry about the house, but we've and then I sometimes I'll lie and say we've had builders and we haven't What about I couldn fucking get it ' it a mess. What about when David Vadil came into Frank's house and said, Will it always be like this? Well, I said, Oh that question isn't now answered. I like it, Frank. I think we need to rise up against the I think it's become an obsession house proud sort of cleanliness thing Yeah. I think it's a bit neurotic and I don't like it. Well Okay, than you. So look, my Son had Ad hiss Lambda exam at the weekend. You know, Lambdas like an acting exam. So to drop him off and then it's like an hour and a half. I wasn't where to drive him back So I went and sat in the park on my own. It was a lovely sunny day And I've told you before about when you write in public, people think, o what's that? What is that person doing So I was writing some jokes in this book. Lovely. I got some. I think the fact there was Women in their summer outfits as well. I think people may thought my creepy di making notes. I I like it It's like a Victorian upskirter. a love ladies. No phone videos. It's being wred very rough a to memoirs This trressy mini skirt eleven AM Lovely sexy legs, thirty. I suppise I could have been doing sketches preliminary sketches. Yeah, exactly then I wouldn't be troubled you would have a lin in a l Iin pad. Men wr Yeah, exactly. wrriting a diary isn't least a problem. Look at that perect writing about those women I think that's why But the reason I think you're seen as if you don't mind me saying an odd ball do that It is a bit sort of people judging you. It's a bit like oh, he was into poetry. I think it comes from why is he writing? Well it's interesting you say that because I got there was when I got like the fifth curious look, I thought maybe I'll write another time and just read. Yeah I think if you're reading Everything changes. Then people, I think people sit next to me on the tube when I'm reading who wouldn't normally sit next to me. There's something non threatening about somebody with a book That's my theory. Because you're not going to stroke up a conversation. No never in a Never in a thousand years. But if you've got a book you're definitely not, if you're reading. You mean Exactly So The only book I had with me was the poetry of Rodyard Kipling Well, the thing okay now It's a bit No I don I don't Is it? There's a lot of progressives around there. I don't want to seiz in on me like you sparrows and starlings on an exotic sturge. Shame. Shame. Yame. You know, all that Brexit rage has been bottled off all these years. Come just teare me apart. Oh terrify. Wh' he from Kent probably? So in the end I went into the cafe too read your kipling. Well, I would have fancied a cup of cha. You fancied your kipling. So I that And a birdcan sat next to me and said, Hey Frank Skin, I thought. Hello And then it's it's when you need when you wish you had a chess clock You could just hit it with thirty seconds. But anyway, he said to me that you'll be a bit surprised when you see you sitting at table forty five. And he said he'd pass it on the way out. I said, okay, mate Anyway I drank my tea And I'm dying to know. I can't I actually can't wait with. Should we try and guess? I can't bear. I Esex, I forgot to look Oh no I'm sure my anecdotes used to have more closure What's a point in telling us? I know mean It's a terrible sign of old age. Even such a thing about it. I just my mind had wandered off.r it be anyone, Frank. That's like the alternative anecdote. I know. I. I'll never know. was it T. Can I give you a tip? Don't use that on Graham Norton. No. When they say what don't Graam Norton know that the epidemic is finished pandemic What do you mean you don't on? Well, I was on twice during the pandemic because did they get desperate? Well they didn't want to risk anyone that showbies didn't want to lose So they just they got I was very popular on there during the day. He was do you know, but you were so good on that show that's another thing you didn't like. What Anywways, so So you were very good on that. I must say. I always feel so proud of the British comics on Grem Nortton. Because they're so funny compared to everyone else I should think they make everyone else look Youre classing Graham Norton as a British comic? No, I'm saying when you have the comic on the end. So Greg Davis, you, Lee Matt, Yeah, when I've seen they always do the. I'm not on their list You are. I. I'm not I haven't been on SSA since the pandemic I am the forgotten man of that's only because you said that thing to Marian Cottiar about flyinglynt about flying Aunt Dad. she didn't know what you were talking. None of her got angry. None of them knew. Norton claimbed not to N. he wanted to side with with the celerity. He wanted to keep in with it exely. exxactly. T deny thell in the background. Three times man. if you could have just had a tiny ad voice say T brute Deny. So anyway, you left Deny fly that day three times before the courtyard I just said before the Carttyard crown. Very good What happened in the end then? D you leave the cafe after not seeing who that t? Well, of course I was half wayay down the road when I thought, Oh yeah, table forty five Who could it have been We'll never know. In the Hmstead it could be a lot of But he says you'll have a surprise Yeah. It was still a black. I think it was let's be honest, it was a of a deal. That was was one hundred percent d. That would' have been a surprise. God That was real. It was one hundred percent. know it wouldn't have been d. How do you know? You don't know who it was. You didn't just can't imagine him in there. Why What's in there? Oh go, you're gonna say something, I'll ask him about it. Okay. Someone else I was there I was in a pub And Actually, what about your week? Emily, you've said out about what Ive told you all about Aladdin and there's only a minute left. We will discuss it next time. Should we just sing for the last minute? can we I love singing? Yes. Actually there's two minutes left In show min it, I could have played it. Oh we used to do that. Can I tell you what I'm doing now? as a result of spending time with Adam K's children who are the most polite children I've ever met. C I ask a question, by the way? L,, I've got one way to talk about my week. Can you see the way my t shirt has creased? Yeah. Can you see, it's formed an arrow Oh yeah. Poing, You know what, one of my shoulders is lower than the other. didn't It's pointing to my disabled shoulder. This is the weirdest con. one of my should the ar is lower. Yeah, it's lower. I think think one of mine is as well. Yeah, but mine's noticeably lower. Okay. Everyone has a little bit of asymmetry. Have you got one? low? Mine are great. No perfect. mine absolutely great. Mine is mine's not good. It's for parrots with vertigo that shoulder. But it's almost like it's naturally formed, that arrow. J just in case anyone hasn't noticed my lower shoulder. I find it helpful. Yeah, know which is the back way here. If you're listening to this, that's not going be. Well, I'll send a photo the fold. F, can I tell you what I'm going to start saying? I was saying having spent time with Adam Kay and James's kids So polite they're like buars, no entitlement and very polite Thankank's looking down in a very humble way, which I like. I don't know if I'm looking down in a humble way. Okay. C you look down in a triumphant way? Yeah. Maybe I manage that all the time. I suppose God does it? Yeah. U They say a lot, which I like They say they've been taught to saying, no thank you a lot. But what I like is I started picking this up, So I just went and sat beside one of the kids and if they don't like you sitting there, he just went No, thank you That's good. I think it's Gay Frank. It's very polite. You can't take offence, but you just if you do anything like that I could probably do You just go and sit near them or you'll say, or you'll start talking, which I love. I'll say, Well I've got I know when I've got it home because my little doggy'll like, No, thank you That's the gracious decline. Yeah the gracious don't you think No, thank you's good. If someone startops telling us an. If Doctor No' been in English, you'd have been called Doctor No, thank you If he'd had been raised properly, he would' have been. Yeah, well he wasn't raised properly, He was a brutal beast of a man. What was he foral to know Where was he from? Yeah, what was his background like? You know anything about his parents or schooling? Easteron What would you guess he was? Malaysia Oh, was he I don't know. I don't know if he's they ever timed that Doctor no thank you. I like that's what they teach in private schools. I want it to be, you know when you sa Dor no, thank you I thought you were at love They' all going to prison for a long time. That was that cute that he just started escaper. No Thank you. I'd love a born villain who kept saying no than you. E time you tried to kill him. I'd just like to be one woman in those films that said no thank you Anyway, what was you say R? I was just it's allirrelevant No. I was going to say that I want it to be like, you know, when you saw Ringo, someone asked for Ringo's autographed and he went, No, you're alright Doctor No, you're alright. I mean I love that Oh, doctor No, thank you. had watch that. What about when Ringo said I'm warning you with, I think What was it october twenty third or something will be tossed. No more letters to this address. You just took a drink and you just slurped it in the straw. It was the last bit in the glass. That's very hard to. You know what I have to say to you? What? No, thank you. Fair enough. It's a Frank Skinner. New inchange is blowing. Franks G a podcast Totally sure how it's going Thanks for listening to the podcast. Make sure to like and follow so you never miss an episode. And if you want to get in touch, you can email the podcast via Frank offff the radio at avalonuK d. com